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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our num berth three, our three
ready to go, and here an hour three. We begin
with someone I love listening to talk. Listen to him speak,
Mike Tomlin. What is Mike Tomlin really saying about the
Steelers team when he brings up physicality and the lack
of physicality? Also, you make the call on reports that
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Steeler's offensive coordinator Matt Canada has a burner account on
X will play the game burner or non burner? Also,
should the forty nine ers be worried about Trey Lance
spilling the beans on their playbook giving inside information to
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the Dallas Cowboys. That and more right now here it
is our number three plus the Iowa minute here an
hour three. It is all going wrong, all of it
right now. Well go in the beginning of another hour
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the Steel City. The sky is falling. The sky is
falling deaf con one for the Pitsburgh football team. They
did the unthinkable, the unimaginable. A Mike Tomlin football team
went in against a rookie quarterback and got their lunch
handed to them, a public humiliation situation at the hands
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of the Texans. Wow. Now Tomlin had promised after that game,
he said, you know what, We're going to make some changes.
That's what he said, We're going to make changes. That
was in the immediate aftermath of losing by twenty four
points to CJ. Stroud and the Houston Texas. Well. People
assumed the position, you know what happens to me assume,
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But they assumed the position that wholesale changes would involve
offensive coordinator Matt Canada. A couple days later, Mike Tomlin
singing from a bit of a different song sheet and
I don't know if you saw this or heard about it,
or heard what he had to say. Maybe not. Mike
Tomlin decided the Steelers problem a lack a lack of
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a certain tough shot, we say, but he began by
saying that the Steelers, it's like an old car, and
the engine of an old car you kinda kind of
warm some things up.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Take a list makes us look at our practice attire.
The last couple of weeks due to a variety of circumstances,
short weeks be of Monday night football, short weeks because
of travel adjustments, etc. We've been in helmets in preparation,
and I think the start of that game, us warming
up to the physicality component of it probably had something
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to do, particularly at the early stages of a season,
in terms of development and fundamental development. Practicing in helmets.
I thought they had better pad level, particularly early in
the football game. On both sides.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
It's all about pad level. It's very important, all right.
But that led up to what we call the money SoundBite.
As Mike Tomlin, he beat around the bush a little
bit and then he went for the juggulars talking about
what's wrong with his football team.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Take a listen, regardless of whether we win or lose
or win close games or not in close games, or
the physicality component of it needs to be non negotiable.
That's just how we function. That's Pittsburgh steel Football, all right.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
The physicality component needs to be non negotiable. Let's discuss.
So what is Mike Tomlin really saying here? Let's parse
the worst. What is Mike Tomlin saying about the Steelers.
I've got craft, hinds, in and out, burger and tramps,
and we will combine all of these things together, and
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we are going to make a terrible crying towel, which
many a Steeler fan I wish they had at this point.
He not a terrible tower, a terrible crying towel, all right,
terrible towel, but for tears.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
So number whe Mike Tomlin is afraid to get rid
of Matt Canada. I don't know why. It makes no
sense to me either. I don't have any skin in
the game. I don't have a dog in the fight.
I don't understand it. I don't get it. Is he
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worried about breaking NAFTA. That's over with Trump got rid
of that. There's no North American Free Trade Agreement anymore.
It's different now, so Kenny Pickett is lost at Sea
and maybe he just can't play. I don't know it's
possible to just a guy can't play. But the Steelers
maybe I'm wrong on this, but I think they have
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four touchdowns in four games. Four touchdowns in four games,
So what more needs to be said? You are what
your record says you are, said a wise man years ago,
and Mike Tomlin's plan his solution here is to go
with padded practices. That is a tell as someone said
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many years ago, that is a dead give. That is
a dead give. Way. The coach is going into the
confessional booth, Mike Tomlin, and he's announcing to the world
that all of his players should get endorsement deals with
craft tigns. Cool whip. That's what his team is. He's like, listen,
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his team's soft. Tell me you're soft without telling me
you're soft. That's how they allowed four hundred and fifty
one yards to a rookie quarterback in c J. Stroud
A's total offense for Houston. They were manhandled by a
team that is, in the eyes of many Pugnits and
those that claim to know more than us, a less
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talented team with all kinds of issues on their offensive line,
and yet the Pittsburgh football team got smoked, absolutely smoked.
The fact that Tomlin is admitting also that his team
was outworked. He also said that it's like we've known
for years, maximum efforts one of those things you don't
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have to be. You know, you don't have to have
the most talent, but hustle and effort are two things
that do not require you to be a five star
talent and all of that. You just go out there
and hustle maximum effort every play. And the way I
interpreted what Tomlin said, he said, not only are we
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a soft team, but we're not playing hard. He said
that the Texans played harder. Maybe Tomlin was lying, I
don't know, but he said it. And based on what
I watched when I was flipping over to the game,
and I did have the Texans, I got that one right.
I was happy about that on the TV show, but
I still was that was one of those picks I made.
I was like, I'll probably lose this, but I just
I like home underdogs and that's one of the reasons
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I went with that. All right, So page two here,
staying in Pittsburgh, Stay in Pittsburgh. This is a great story,
not gonna lie. Great story. Love the story, all right,
my kind of story. These things pop up a lot.
This is the era we're in now. So Matt Canada
is under siege by the Steeler fan base, the inbattled
offensive coordinator, and now we are hearing reports that he
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has taken to x to defend himself. Scooby do if
you will, Scooby dooby doo. Some internet sluice have cracked
the case. They claim they have cracked the case. They've
uncovered a gold mine. This is wild. So then maybe
let me give you the thumbnail recap of what they've uncovered.
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So there's an account under the handle of Danny football
Danny with the why Danny football seventy seven that randomly
popped up. Hadn't sent any tweets out until Monday. It's
been around for like a year, but popped up on Monday.
The only topic, the only topic this account responded to,
was defending Matt Canada, the Steelers offensive coordinator. So you
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make the call, you make. I love those you make
the call. Matt Canada's alleged ex account, burner account or
non burner account is this just some random guy that
lives in western Pennsylvania who is defending the honor of
Matt Canada. Or is this Matt Canada doing it himself?
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So after a minutes long investigation, reading a series of
comments by the alleged Burner account, the Court of Malor
has decided that this is like the classic from the
Tramps nineteen seventies, Disco Inferno, Burn, Baby Burn. That is
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the answer. It is absolutely his Burner account, in my
humble estimation. Among the claims made by the Burner account
are the kind of things that would be stated by
a coach if they were tired of the criticism and
they felt the criticism was misguided and they were in
the right. Among the comments from the Burner account, we
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believe from Matt Canada. He the Burner account wrote, IM
gonna read this year the O line is an excuse
for Kenny Kenny struggles, but the OC is expected to
turn water into wine. That was one of them. Also
among my favorites. Guess Canada must have possessed the quarterback
to throw an interception a better ball and that's a
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game changing play. And he responded to a video clip
of Kenny Pickett throwing a really terrible pass, and that
was his response, throw a better ball. That's a game
changing to play. But wait, there's more. He then on
another highlight that was sent out by a football pundit,
The We Believe the Burner account of Matt Canada responded says,
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there's a hole right up the middle for an easy conversion.
The play was designed to clear out the middle of
the field. It worked, Kenny bailed on it. It happens.
But wait, there's more, he responded, sarcastically, is canad the
one turning the ball over to and uh he wait
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there's more. Uh, here's here's my my favorite. He the
Burner account wrote, every offense in the NFL is quote predictable.
It's down to the players to overcome that. Coaches know
that Maholmes is going to Kelsey and the Vikings are
going to Jefferson. That doesn't help stop them from getting
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the ball. The Steelers have a talent issue, not offensive
coordinator ding D. He's ripping the front office, he's ripping
the players. Come on, well, I've made my decision, you
can make your decision. And that account, last I checked
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before the show is still up. So if you're on
x go, check out the account Danny Football seventy seven.
I'm I'm thinking that's that's a burner account for the
Steelers offensive coordinator. Right final point, we go to the
Bay are we learned in a previous hour that Mason
the Millennial is a turncoat. He's leaving the Broncos behind,
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one of our P one callers, to become a forty
nine Er fan. And speaking of the Niners, that is
the location Northern California, actually Santa Clara where the epic,
not San Franciso. They're playing in Santa Clair, as al
Michaels likes to point out, because he wants to go
to all the restaurants in San Francisco, forty some miles
away from San Francisco anyway. So Week five showdown, this
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is the game. This is the game. Week five, forty
nine Ers Cowboys Sunday Night Football. Big deal. So offensive
coordinator Brian Schottenheimer says that Dallas is going to look
to Trey Lance for forty nine Er intel. So question
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should the forty nine ers be concerned? Should they be
worried that Trey Lance is going to spill the beans
on on how the Niners offense works the inner workings
of the Niner off So you can't see me unless
you're here, and if you're here, you're a stalker. I'm
shaking my head. No, even if I'm gonna say this
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loud and proud for those of you in the back
of the room, for those of you in the back
of room. All right, So even if Trey Lance hand
delivered the Niners game plan their playbook for this weekend,
doesn't matter this storyline. How many more times are we
going to have to do this storyline? Didn't we do
the same thing last week the same way mass storyline?
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The Cowboys were playing the Patriots. There was panic in
Texas because the Patriots they had all the plays. Zeke
Elliott and Will Greer, a couple of ex Dallas players,
were in New England, and there was high anxiety in
Jerry's world. And how did that turn out? Dallas ended
up handing Bill Belichick the worst defeat in his forty
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year career coaching in the NFL. Listen the forty I'm
gonna explain this to you because I know I know
the forty nine ers. You watch them play, they're like
in and out Burger you go to In and Out Burger,
all you get is burgers, fries, and shakes. The forty
nine ers run a basic bitch offense. That's what they run.
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They're not exotic, they're not crazy, they don't do the
wild stuff. What they do they do very well. But
the teams know right, I mean, occasionally we'll mix in
like animal style fries, like in and out right, they'll
mix those in. But for the most part, it's fries, shakes,
and burgers. That's what you get. And it's like, hey,
this is what we're gonna do is stop us, and
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so far very few people have been able to stop
what the forty nine ers do. It is the Ben
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someone named John Gordon, who has been credited with designing
the iconic blank died recently at the age of eighty three. Again,
a gentleman named John Gordon, who was credited with designing
the iconic blank passed away recently the age of eighty three.
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That is the Malor riddle of the day. The answer
We'll get to it next.
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He's on there right now checking it out.
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You've got mail, Yes, he loves it.
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You've got mail. He doesn't believe in high speed internet.
He is dial up low speed internet for life. Yeah,
he likes it. We all know that sound because we're
all we're getting how about that? Like people younger have
no idea what that is, right Eddie, we're we're old.
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It's our secret code.
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Yeah?
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All right, here comes the porn.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
But it was really bad porn. Like the porns improved
so much. I mean, it's an abundance of porn.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
You needed to wait another ten minutes for it because
it's just like you would get the face, but in
order to get the whole body you have to wait
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I mean, we had to really work for a porn
Back in the day. We did not have the access
that you people have today. I mean, my god, Anyway, it.
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Is remember magazines for good.
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I know, I went to Melody Meats in Santa That's
where I went. That was the cheft because they yeah,
they had a little like a news stand in the back.
They had all the newty magazines in the back there,
and we got a fake id's there. Yeah, Melody Meats.
That was the name of the place, Melody. It was.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
Actually the funny thing was it was a butcher shop.
It was actually a butcher shop.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
But a buddy of mine in high school found out
that you can get a fake ID there, and they
had and I believe the statute of limitations around. I
don't think the place around anymore, but he like the
He's like, yeah, yeah, you know, go there, you got
a fake ID. They got a magazine thing in the back.
You know. The whole thing was like all right, I
mean high school, it's like, you know.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
We got our fake ideas at the swap meet.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh that's good. Yeah, you know, I got another fake
ID when I went to My brother moved to New
York when I was like I was kind of like
still in high school and he moved to New York
and I went to Times Square before they made it
like Disneyland. Like, you're gonna go to New York. You
have You've been to New York and you have. So
if you go to New York Times Square, like Disney
Bottle all up, it's like, you know, safe and clean
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relatively that part of manhead. But when I went there,
it was all nudes, nudes, nudes, you know, peep shows
and and I I got a fake idea at a
shop in Manhattan. This guy in Times Square, he pulls
out a book and he's like, which stay do you want?
He had driver's license from every state and you got
to like pick your driver's license. Wild. I could never
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get a fake ID because nobody would believe it. That
is true. Yeah, that is a problem you hear the youth,
But as you get older, Cooper, it's a good thing,
right you're you're looking at yeah anyway. Time now for
the Mallard riddle of the day. Some guy named John Gordon.
We're not sure who that is, but he was credited
with designing the iconic blank. He passed away recently at
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the age of eighty three. That is the Mallar riddle
of the day. What is the answer? Luke the vending
guy said a appropriately enough, some kind of sex toy
uh he invented, just like Frank says he invented the journal,
hence the phrase used. The jahn that's funny. The a
snuggle for dogs a snuggie rather snuggy for dogs from
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Late Night. Drug tester Fergcat says. The iconic Costco membership
card courtesy Flusher says, candy corn whippets from Milkman. Mike, Uh,
weebles from alf the Alien opiner that wobble, the weebley
wobble alright, the toilet mask from Jeremy and Minnesota. The
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lost cat magnet from truck Now, that's a long time listener.
That is a longtime FSR listener. Right there, he goes
way back with us some of the crazy commercials we
had back in the day. Robin Minnesota says the iconic
chuck the condor absolutely right. Mark and Santa Monica say
is the iconic Panama hat, double beer helmet from poly
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d Cheese in a can from Donkey Sausage. The tush
push guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. H L H says,
the riddle of the day, leather football, terrible towel guessed
by Johnny Way. Well, we know who better the terrible
towel go way and great Myron Cope. May he rest
in peace said it's been dead for a while. Hopefully
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he's a piece. Eddie. Do you have an answer, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Don't do a lost cat magnet. I'm gonna go with
the slinky.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
The slinky a finanswer. No, it turns out, Eddie the
answer to the malleu of the day. John Gordon, who
was credited with designing the iconic Green Bay Packers g logo,
died recently at the age of eighty three. Isn't that
the same logo Georgia stole.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
The exact same and grambling as well.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, it's a good logo. This high school teams that
use it. It's a solid logo. It is.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
So.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I was gonna take a call, but I will say
IM just gave me a desk stare because he wants
me to leave enough time for the Iowa minute.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Better start now.
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If I take a call now, it's gonna right now,
it's gonna f the Iowa man. But I need a
contestant for too much or not enough? Do I have
a contestant? Does the line one one a player line?
On line five?
Speaker 6 (21:38):
I don't know.
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You're gonna ask them. If not, I'll give out the
number eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Man, is
this guy got a giant hour of entertainment? Nobody watches
late night TV anymore blows late night radio. We're gonna
give you in the if you give us the next
half an hour, we're gonna give you too much or
not enough. Iconic game show and the Iowa Mien. How
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long is the Iowa Minute with Iowa Sambut?
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Twenty five minutes?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Twenty five minutes of content in one minute.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
It came in in a cool five minutes fifty five
seconds last week, and.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It would have been longer, but I had a heart out.
I had a heart out. We had to end a segment.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Lean.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's gonna be even leaner today. I hope. I don't know, hope,
I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know.
I got pages of material. It's like the Iowa State Fair, Man,
you're gonna fatten up with all those fried foods, all
rights and days of it. I gotta get to the
Iowa State Fair, the Wisconsin State Fair, in the Minnesota
State great things about those states. Fried butter on a stick. Yeah, Yeah,
I gotta get heard of it from my bucket list. Yeah,
and once I go there, i'll need a bucket. I'll
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kick the bucket.
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Baseball, cars, wind, whatever else we want to talk about.
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We have heard multiple times that the career of one
Lonzo Ball is over, but Lonzo Ball is saying not
so fast. The Chicago Bulls guard was was that media
day for the Bulls and said, despite his three knee
surgeries that he will play basketball again. He says, I'm
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only twenty five. Yeah, he says his knee is one
hundred and five. He said, you know what he said.
That's what he said. He said, stay in your like
is what he said.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's what he says. That's right.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Well, I sure missed that guy, but not really.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't. I love it. All you guys are all
hated LeVar Ball. I love LeVar Boar. I'm a fan
of that damn shoe that would be screwed up his knees.
That's true. That's the accusation. Poorly made. Shoot, maybe it's
just bad genetics. I don't know, it could be. Who knows.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Those other brothers are doing it pretty well, just saying
careful how you phrase that? Who goofed? I've got to know? Alright.
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It's another Ben Mallard game.
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We've endured too many of these.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Is it too much or not enough enough? Already, let's
play too much not enough. All the answers are either
too much or not enough. It's amazing how that works.
Got multiple people that did call up to play the game,
and randomly, I'm gonna close my eyes and pick a number.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Hello, you're on the air. Hellody, it's serious.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Sean from the Grand Canyon State in epic delivery man
in the Greater Phoenix area. Hello serious Sean.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Hey Eddie, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Eddie's Ben? I Sean, Hey Eddie a A all right,
let's play the game because you know, don't take too long.
I was, I was. Sam's warming up right now. He's
doing vocal exercises. No no, no, no, no, all right? Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, all right now we know sious Sean. He was
in studio. What did you think of our studio show
when you were here?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
It was a pretty good setup.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
I had a lot of fun and the ride home
was pretty relaxing.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh good, that's the traffic. Yeah, all right, here we go.
Royce Lewis just became the fifth player all time to
homer in each of his first two career postseason played appearances.
Is that too much but not enough for the Minnesota
Twin Star?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Is he right? Now? That is wrong? You are wrong.
That is not too much. He is only the third
player to do that, joining a former twin Gary Gaiety
and Evan Longoria, who is still playing. Did you know
that he made a nice catch for the Diamonds. Yeah,
isn't that amazing? He's with the diamond I know, I
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thought he was out here. I thought he was out
of baseball. I was like, wow, he's on Arizona. I
guess I wasn't paying attention when they played the Dodgers
Sizer in the season. Anyway, I questioned.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Two.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Tuesday was Zach Wheeler's six playoff game, with six innings
pitched and zero or one run allowed for the fight
in fills. Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
I'm gonna say that's not enough?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
All right, serious, Sean, let's find out here. All right, Well,
you're over for two too much. It was the third
such playoff game. Only Steve Carlton and Cole Hamills have
more for the fight in fields, so it's almost harder
to get them all wrong. But you're very close to
doing that, Sean. Okay, but you still have a chance
to rally back. We've seen people get the first two
(27:24):
wrong and then storm back, so it can't happen. Not
looking good, though, not looking good? Okay, all right, you ready, yep?
Here we go. This could be the final question. Serious,
Sean Christian McCaffery. He's our running back and he has
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now scored a touchdown in eleven straight games, including the
playoffs for the forty nine ers. Is that too much
or not enough?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Too much?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Let's find out that Sean get it right and stay
alive or did he complete the immaculate, immaculate grade of
getting all of them wrong? Here we go, Sean May.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Congratulations, Sean, not enough, perfectly imperfect.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
He has scored in thirteen straight games. That breaks a
tie with Jerry Rice for the longest streak and forty
nine history, So very impressive. Works, serious, Sean, the very
few people We've had more people get all three right
than get all three wrongs.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You just wanted to have more time for the Iowa minute.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, you're looking out for Iowa. Sam, thank you? Yeah,
what are you hoping to hear in the Iowa minute.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I don't know. I think damn's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Well, no one's ever no one's ever said that, never,
not once, not in high school, in that elementary school,
junior high school, not here. No one's ever said, boy,
that guy's cool.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Now I'm saying that right now?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Hell yeah? What sure are you wearing there? Sam?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
What is that a good old Potosi beer? I think
it's out of Michigan.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I thought that was an Iowa beer. I saw, I
saw it looked like a beer label. But Potosi. You
ever heard of Potosi beer? Serious? Sean?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
No, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
But I did have course light a course field.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Oh yeah, I was. That was that was? What was course?
To your lu? I've not been there? Was it cool?
Do you have a good time? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
I did have a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
The weather was nice.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
And now did you did you have the full Mallard
experience in Denver? Did you eat the Ben Mallard chicken
fingers at the pregame at the bar and grill? There
are the sportsbook bar and grill there.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
No.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
I had like two hot dogs and a big thing
a beer.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
That's all I had, No, Sean.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
There's a there's a food dish there in Denver named
after me.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I never heard of that.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Well, I guess we're not marketing enough. That's a bad job.
The sports book Bar and Grill in Denver, they have
a Ben Mallard dish.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
I have to step in here, and maybe I'll have
to try it next time.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I think you bet or else I'm gonna tell Eddie
and Edwar will be upset with you, and you don't
want Eddie upset with you.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
Io Sam, Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to interrupt here.
Department of Corrections calling up. I am an idiot. Please,
people in Wisconsin, please don't bring the pitchforks after me.
Potosi Breweries in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
I'm sorry. I got to say the gift Sean, thank you.
I'm gonna hang up on you. Thank you. All right,
we have the Iowa minute. Wake up the kids, wake
up the family. Right now. Our friend in Wisconsin there
in Madison, Wisconsina with me, awaiting the birth of his
twin daughters there that are to be there on arrival.
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The flight's about the land. They're about to escape the
womb and ind of the world. There. He's listening right
now and he cannot wait for the Iowoman and that
Iowa Manute is next.
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Speaker 1 (31:26):
Hey Heaven?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Oh Iowa like you give a damn now, presenting the
most up to date happenings from Iowa's four Division one teams,
ladies and gentlemen, cowsand pinks.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
It's the Iowa Minute. Here's Iowa Sam.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Get out the tractor, Grandma into the barn.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
We go with the Iowa Minute.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Well, I know you people are licking your chops. More specifically,
your pork chops, Iowa pork chops for this next Iowa minute.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
This Iowa minute promises to be meaner, greener, and leaner, leaner,
like a pork chop, but not a pork belly.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, it's the other white meat. Yes, actually pork. Some
parts of the pig are quite nutritious. I put that
out there. That's swine, though, Iowa swine. You eat swine.
Don't you been? No, I don't, you don't.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
I don't know, I don't. That's okay, that's the only
bad thing I don't do. Yeah, any loves pig, I
do delicious. Is this sponsored by the Iowa Farm Bureau? Yes,
it should be, of course.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Listen. Okay, guys, we got to get into the nitty
gritty here.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
According to the latest report from the US Department of Agriculture,
about sixteen percent of Iowa's corn and twenty four percent
of the Stained States soybeans easier for me to say,
have been harvested, which is almost a doubling of production
from last week.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Look at that the soy bean. I'm ready, you know that. Yeah,
let's go to Des Moines.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
I feel better knowing that Iowa. Am I called desmoyins
des moy's. Actually, let's go to Morehead, Kentucky, where by
some miracle.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Now it's not Iowa, it's not the Kentucky minute. We're
coming back to Iowa. Don't worry, you can't go to Kentucky.
But then we got we got an Iowa team. Are
you smoking bluegrass?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, some miracle That Drake Bulldogs pulled out a
victory sixteen to nine over the Eagles. Hooray, the first
victory of the season. Running back Dorian boiling one hundred
and twenty three yards and a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Boiling those pork bellies, park bellies.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
Congratit tout Todd's Stepsist's crew Stepsists. That sounds like stepsister,
but it's like it's like Stepsis, like septic sepsis in
your bloodet.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
You don't want.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
That's congrats to Todd. Look Stepsis and his crew for
that victory. Up next at home against a val Paraiso.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
What is their mascot, Drake? What is it? It's a bulldog?
They should be the soybeans. I don't know. Soybeans are
just sort of they're just there's a million, there's a
million bulldogs. But there's no one named the soybeans.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
You could literally drop a million soybeans onto somebody and
it would overwhelm them and suffocate them, like in that
scene from The Witness, except they use corn. You know,
the guy gets buried. I think it's Dan.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Every time I hear soybeans, I think of that movie
Soybeans and Pork Belly.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
So that's always the line. I think that's right. Yeah,
it was, yes, Yes, get out there and sell, sell.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah. Man, we got some winners this week.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
What a while to one At the Unidome, Mark Farley's
Panthers escape with a forty four to forty one win
over Youngstown State to improve too two and two and
one and oer in the Missouri Valley Conference. Big win,
big win. We're all excited. Hear in the Iowa minute.
It's so excited quarterback. THEO day coming someday to an
NFL stadium near you. Hell of a day for THEO.
Three hundred and thirty seven yards in four touchdown.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Remember the Iowa minute. It is only one minute, So
if you hate it, it's only one minute. If you
like it, it's like, how long, Eddie? What are we
at now? Too much, too much, not enough. Listen, I
think we're over three minutes.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
I gotta give the disclaimer to the Iowa minute main
In fact, some time he clips sixty times seconds.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Time is the most valuable thing we have, Iowa Sam.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
And it's wasting away right now. And up next for
the Panthers at Indiana State. All right, well they all
can't be winners, but the Cyclones did keep this game
close for about a quarter and a half against the
number fourteen Sooners.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
In Norman on the shift, nol out and Rocco drops
to throw it, fires to the right side and it
is caught.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
And here goes Jae Phiggens on a breakaway Nicholas the
thirty to twenty go to ten touchdown Iowa stage.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
That was John Walters from Layerfield, and we now go
to exclusive Iowa minute audio of Shane in des Moines.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Dear God, it's good, but the Sooners would soon pull away.
Gabriel's got it looking left, looks back middle, throws across
the middle, is caught, touchdown. Drake Stoops on the back
line of the insode.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Peter Hey, that was Bob Stoops's son, how about that?
And that was Toby Rowland from Learfield.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
How about that Stoops Oklahoma won that game because sooner
born and sooner bred, and when they died, they'll be
sooner dead. That's true. Oh my god, it's loud and
they're just better. Bob Stoops can end up at Oklahoma.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
How that happens? Shocking Sooners win fifty to twenty. Up next,
back at the Jack hosting TC Jack.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
The Jack in the Bodio, Jack in the Box.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
No Jack Trice Stadium in Aims. Is it already not yet?
Not over'?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
So I got a minute forty five We're gonna use
every damn week. Jesus, Sweet Jesus, they can eddy five minutes.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Don't have the power to do that.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
He's controlling a hostile takeover the FSR airway.
Speaker 6 (36:43):
We close with a winner, because that's what we do
here at the Io minute, and all winners are sponsored by.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Up to the minute grain prices.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Iowa hosting Michigan State got off to an ominous start.
Iowa quarterback Cade mcnameric goes down with an injury early
in this game, and sadly it would turn out to
be a torn a cl as Eddie reported yesterday, So
fade Cade.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
And run up that.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Deacon Hill at quarterback in this game would be a
struggle for Iowa, real struggle until this happened.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Where's my play there?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
It is.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
It's a good wobbly putt, but high enough the gene
can return at the thirty thirty five forty midfield still
goney thirty five twenty.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Five twenty ten touchdown touchdown. Iowa touchedwn.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Ah Gary Dolphin from learfield. Iowa wins twenty six to sixteen.
Up next hosting Purdue. Hey, and shout out to Troy.
I know we don't give shoutouts, but real quick, we don't.
He gave me a call in studio. We talked to
little Iowa City. How about that.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
You don't need to suck up to people. Well call
it here. That's kind You've been there before.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
I didn't get to this last week, Ben, But in
case you didn't catch this from last week, big nil
news coming out of Ames and what guys, what do
you get when you line up these four cyclones shoulders
shoulder in their jerseys, Miles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hammond,
and Caleb Bacon headache bacon. You get purchase more ham
and Bacon yeah, and they're teaming up with the Iowa
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Pork Producers Association Pink pink, pink, pink wint do you
pull off that kind of magic?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
And with seven seconds to go, that's the Iowa minute.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Thank you, No, you still got three seconds.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
You're killing time. Iowa sam six minutes over six and
a half minutes, Eddie