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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our num berth three, our three
ready to go, and we parse the words of mic
Up Parsons, the star of the Dallas defense. And how
do you grade Micah Parson's recent comments saying that despite
losing by over thirty points head to head in a
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placement test game, the forty nine Ers and Cowboys are equal. Also,
did the Colts make a mistake with Anthony Richardson? He's
hurt again? And do you believe Justin Jefferson will not
return until he's one hundred percent for the Purple People
eaters in Minnesota. We talk about all that and more
right now here. It is our number three. Enjoy NFL
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be our lead this hour, coming from Dallas, suburban Dallas.
The star there in the Dallas Fort Worth area. That
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is where Jerry's world is. And Jerry Jones had said
in the lead up to Week five of the NFL,
he announced the Cowboys had a placement test game against
the forty nine ers. So how did that go? Don't
ask right? We know we talked about this in a
previous episode. The forty nine Ers were absolutely ravaged by Dallas,
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or the Dallas Cowboys were ravaged by the forty nine ers.
I should say forty two to ten the final thirty
two point win for the home team. As a three
and a half to four point favorite. The forty nine
Ers poll axed the Dallas Cowboys. Brock Purty ransacked the
once proud Dallas defense. However, Micah Parsons, Michah Parsons said
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something that caught our attention. You know, we like the
parse words on this show. So Micah Parsons saw things
a little bit differently. It turns out that Micah Parsons
his I guess his television was different than my television
and your television, or maybe you were at the game
different than that. So if you didn't hear what he
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had to say, and maybe you did not take a
listen to Micah Parsons breaking down the forty nine er
Cowboy matchup and where the teams are. Take a list.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You gotta learn how to take a punch. We got
punched in the face to night, and that's just reality
of it. I'm not shying from we got we got
beat up in all phases, I mean, and that's just
the reality of it. So it's like it can't really
drop because I think I understand, Like like I said,
no champion hasn't been battle tested. Sometimes you get knocked down,
Sometimes you lose a couple rounds.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Sometimes you lose the fight. But it's about how you
return after.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
How do you face adversity, how do you get better?
How do you not let this control you control you
get That's the thing I get tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
All right, Well, that was that was a different Coupan.
Here's the right cut. Here is Michaeh. Parson. This is
the one we're gonna die say. Forget everything you just heard.
Here's the one you need to listen to. Just pretend
that didn't happen. Here is Michael Parsons. Take a list.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't think they really are higher level than us.
I think were the same caliber playoff team, if not
the same talent standard as them. I just feel like
we need to really reconsider some things, get together and
fix some things. I feel like it was a few
places away. The score don't really shape what really happened
out there. I just feel like there was nothing that
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they did besides us beating ourselves. I mean, you look
at the third downs, I jump off side and then
they get seven five plays later. It was just like,
I feel like we just beat our And you know
that's the thing with like good teams like this, if
you beat yourselves, it shows this night too, and today
we were the four turnover team, were the team that
couldn't get off the field on third down and then
to see those things. But I don't think that we're
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off the same caliber at all all.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Right, So the main part of that was the beginning part.
I don't think the forty nine ers are the higher level,
at a higher level than us. I think we're the
same caliber playoff team. So let's discuss the question, how
do you process Micah parsons comments. You just heard them
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here about the loss to the forty nine ers. So
I've got Buffalo wild Wings, Barnum and Bailey and charades,
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a whoopie cushion, which is
what Micah Parsons should have used, a whoopee cushion while
he was talking to kind of lighten the mood a
little bit. So first of all, Michah Parsons, I think
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he's living on the never Land Ranch property. Cuckoo for
cocoa puffs is the way I would descriped. Now, the
owner and the GM of the Cowboys essentially said, this
was the SAT test, this was a placement test, and
you just scored the lowest possible score, which I'm told
is a four hundred. I never took the SAT, but
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I'm told that's the lowest you can get is four hundred.
So that's the lowest possible score. That's what the cowboys.
Got it is emasculating, but you wouldn't know it from
the way that Micah Parsons was talking. And I get
it right. He's a proud guys and arrogant guys. Often
a little obtuse Micah Parsons based on his comments about
other topics of conversation, but on this one, you're getting
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served crow. I recommend going to Buffalo Wild Wings. They
have a lot of sauces. This is not a paid commercial,
but they have a lot of sauces there. So maybe
you pick some sauces. Go maybe a dry rass, you know,
go with the Asian zing sauce, or the Parmesan garlic.
Maybe a traditional honey mustard. How about a jam and
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holopano sauce. You can put that on your crow. You
can do honey barbecue if you want. They have a
lot of sauces, but pick a sauce, put it on top,
and you just gotta eat. You just gotta eat it,
right and Dak Prescott he threw three interceptions on three
consecutive passes or three consecutive drives in that game. He
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was also sacked three times. Tony Pollard look like a fraud.
He only touched the ball twelve times. One of those
he fumbled the ball away. And Micah Parsons, the guy
with the sound bites we played for Michael Bartiness. The
guy played like a zombie. He had no impact on
the game. We were told he was Lawrence Taylor two
point zero. Well, Lawrence Taylor in his advanced age would
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have made more of an impact on that game than
Michah Parsons. The Niners reached the red zone five times
against the Dallas defense. They scored four touchdowns in those
five trips of the red zone. They dominated possession of
the football for over thirty seven minutes. They were great
on third down. Every measurement that we have to tell
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one team's better than the other went towards the forty
nine ers. But Micah Parsons is like, wow, you know,
I look at these two teams and they're not at
a higher level than us. Well, that was a test.
That's how you judge these things. I know. Michah Parsons
is from probably a generation where everyone got rewarded for
what they did and they all got ribbons and all that.
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But that's not how this works, at least it's not
supposed to be out. This works unless I lost something.
I missed it somewhere along the way. Now moving on,
we go to Indianapolis. Why because there's an injury Anthony Richardson.
He's a quarterback and according to the coach, Shane Steiken, yes,
that's the coach. I had to look his name up.
Shane Stiken, the coach of the Colts. He confirmed that
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Anthony Richardson will miss quote some time because of a
shoulder injury he suffered in the win over the Titans. Now,
Stiken went on to add that it was too early
to rule out placing Richardson on injured reserve. That would
mean he'd be out at least a month for games.
That was a first round pick certainly a reach by
all accounts, considering he had not played much at all
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in college at Florida and was drafted based on raw
athletic ability, and now he's nursing a sprained ac joint
in his right shoulder. Now State sponsored probbed the news
service of the NFL, the NFL Network telling us that
Richardson has a Raide three sprain and he will be
out for more than a month for the Colts. So,
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considering what we know, you know what you know. And Richardson,
who actually has outperformed my expectations when he's been on
the field, but he has not outperformed my expectations when
it comes to injury. Did the Colts make a mistake
all things considered with Anthony Richardson. So in this moment,
you have to say yes, there's no other acceptable answer. Now,
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Anthony Richardson, if you look at his body of work,
he has consistently been knocked out of game with injury.
Now he is going to miss a month of time.
He's not available to the Indianapolis Colts, and you're gonna stop.
You're starting to chop away games and by the time
he gets back, you're gonna be sitting around mid season
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and then it's gonna take him a little while to
get the rust off and all that. But Richardson in
many respects is living up to the Scout report because
they talked about high upside, inaccurate thrower. He plays a
risky style of football, and that has been true that
he is a Anthony Richardson is a Barnumut and Bailey
type of quarterback. He is a human cannonball. That's the
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way he plays and it's great when it works, but
he has been consistently hurt. I think he's only made
it through one game without getting injured. Maybe I'm wrong
on that, maybe he's gotten dinged up in every one
of the games. But it's insane. He's been knocked out
for stretches. Sometimes he's out for the rest of the game,
and now he's gonna be out for a month. Speaking
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of injury, final thought, we go to Minnesota. The Vikings.
They say they have no intention of trying to get
their great receiver Justin Jefferson back on the field. Jeffers
has suffered the dreadful non contact injury. This was not
somebody laying down Richardson with a vicious hit, the non
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contact injury. He was later diagnosed with a strained right
hammy now formerly known as a ham string, but we
call it hammy because we're cool. Kevin O'Connell said the
team would proceed with caution. Proceed with caution, and he
essentially said, I'm paraphrasing here that Jefferson's getting some other
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medical opinions, seeking additional help, and the Vikings are not
going to put him back on the field till he's
one hundred percent all right, So is their cause for concern?
Is their cause for concern? Considering the commentary coming out
of Minnesota for Justin Jefferson, the all everything, omnipresent wide
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receiver there for the Vikings, and so on this one,
I'm nodding my head yes. Because medicine, while we all
love to go to the doctor and have them tell
us take this magic potion, you're good. Everything's good. Medicine
by its very nature, the way it is, it's more
art based than applied science, whereas it's not a deductive
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science based on irrefutable things like gravity. Like you know,
gravity if I hold up if I hold up my phone, okay,
and then I'm gonna show you gravity, and then I
drop my phone. See that's gravity. I can prove that
I just showed you. But you have to have a
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little bit of faith, right, And when Jefferson's running around here,
he is playing a game of charades. He's he's doctor shopping.
And if you go to enough doctors, I'm not saying
you shouldn't get a second opinion, but you go to
enough doctors eventually end up with Doc Mike, and then
what happens, right, Then you're drinking. You're drinking the yellow
drink when you see Doc Mike, and so there are
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no certainties. And Jefferson turned down big money from Minnesota.
I think the problem is this. He was offered, from
what we're told, a massive contract, but he wanted to
hold off because he's concerned the Vikings are going to
have one of the three stooges playing quarterback once Kirk
Cousins leaves, and he doesn't want to sign a long
term contract and not be able to be productive and
all that. So rather than be reactive and have a
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hissy fit once the Vikings get a turd at quarterback
after Cousins, he would rather be proactive and just say, hey,
hold off, I don't want to sign the contract yet.
But there's a risk in that. The risk is obviously
you're given generational wealth. You turned down generational wealth, and
you have a horse in the race. I don't have
a horse in the race. You have a horse in
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All that would definitely do the trick. Yeah, only Edin
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new rock album from Wally in Florida. That was his answer.
Art of sports talks is they're listening to news radio
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No one else that the company does. Eddie, do you
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have an answer to the Mallord riddle of the day.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yes, they are listening to ac DC's greatest hits, who
were amazing at the Coachella thing.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
I was out there, knew you were working.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
To plug there for that. But Eddy, correct answer, Eddie
is Creed. Creed is the.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Answer, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
There you go throughout them. They would like it played
throughout the ballpark, they said before their home games this week,
because they they would fire up the team and they
want the fans to start singing along. They want the
rhythmic singing. Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Nobody won the power Ball, by the way, to whoever
that was that said that, So what's it up to now?
One point seventy three billion?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So that Yeah, I don't know, it's a lot of
that to work. I have to go out to a
store to buy a ticket. I've already wasted at.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I think I'll just bet a parlay. That's like,
that's the same thing, you know, same thing at a.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Store and buy it. Yeah, I don't even know. I've
never bought a powerball ticket, So I don't know how
it works.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
Go to the counter and you get yeah, you got
a bottle of whiskey, some smokes. Yeah, like a powerball
ticket and you get well, you can you can either
get randomly generated one right, or you can get you
give them the numbers.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's either that one or two ways. So m let's
go to the phones. And here's an old friend, Helmet Man.
He's a superhero. Hello helmet Man in the hood in Inglewood.
Hello helmet Man.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Oh top the morning.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Oh are you are you concerned? Helmet Man? Your Baltimore
orioles here are on life support?
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Apparently not well at least have to win a must
win game when it's today, right.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yes, it is today. It'll be this evening our time
in California, I believe, I think.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Did you see man so far?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I did look for Helmet Man. I was at the
Rams Eagles game, which was really South Philadelphia in southern California.
I did not see Helmet Man, though I did look
for you, Helmet Man. I were you there?
Speaker 9 (20:29):
Fell asleep?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Oh that's why I didn't find Helmet Man, because you're
you know, usually when I'm there. I I don't like
there's a magnet I find Helmet Man when I'm walking around. Now,
I might, I'm not sure. I might. I know Eddie
will be at that Charger Cowboys game. I might go
to that game, but I'll have to leave early because
I had to do the show. But there's a lot
of traffic out there. Will you be at that Cowboy
(20:52):
Charger game? Yeah, I'll be there all right, ybe we
can both meet up, have a meet and greet with
Helmet Man.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Yeah, a roadway rob who I forgot it? Is that
the main.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Yeah, I met him in the sun.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, that's great.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
I think it was ran forty nine ers.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah. Hey, what do you listening to? Helmet Man?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Turn that up? I want to hear that. That sounds
better than what we're doing.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Oh, I'm listening to Melody nineteen sixty five Johnny Mathis, Oh.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
The great Johnny Mathis.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
You're multitasking. You're not just focusing on our show. You've
got some music kind of sitting the mood there, sitting
the vibe. I liked that.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Yeah, chorus, I forgot, It's just that's melody.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
You don't say me now, Helmet man, have you met
any famous people?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Uh no, because you used to pop up on t
m Z and when you were famous, Snoop dog who
else on TMZ? You were on there a couple of
George Lopez loves you.
Speaker 9 (22:16):
Oh I met Marquis Wiley. What's his name? Used to
play for.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
The childs Oh Marcellus Wiley?
Speaker 9 (22:24):
Yeah, oh you met him?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Okay, did he buy anything?
Speaker 9 (22:28):
No? Talking about games and everything?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I got you? All right, listen, help me man. Good
luck to your orioles, and hopefully we'll see you soon
out there. It's so far. Don't be a stranger, okay, okay.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
That how about the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh see, now you're just the Ravens lost. Also, though,
this is the worst day for Baltimore sports. There they
blew a lead late, wonderful. Okay, I got to thank you,
all right, I got go all right, I can't. I
can't handle that. I'm actually on the live air. Yes,
you're on. Let's go to Blaine, who's in Honolulu. Hello, Blaine,
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welcome quickly? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Blaine?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Mm hmmmm?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Is that real?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was Sam, I just want to hear it. I was,
I know, I don't know. Now I can mean out.
It's earlier in Hallolulu. Are you going to be sleeping
right now? Check the time here, it's it's ten, ten
thirty one. A lot of people go to sleep by ten.
Speaker 10 (23:40):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
This could be the new Hollowing James.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
He's the breather though he's not.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, he said about that's a big that's a pig,
that's a heifer right there. It had won too many knas.
This is so good.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Well he's coming around.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You're listening to our live coverage. This is playing in Honolulu,
making his debut on the show.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I haven't had a big tim snore in a wire.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
Doing why.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
All right? Thank you? Hold on, I'll put you back
on all I want to go back and check back
on that. When I need some snore, I'll just go
back to that. I get a little fix, We'll hit.
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Speaker 3 (25:12):
Some news from the NFL.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
You mentioned this earlier, but Innaplis, Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson
is seeking a second opinion on his injured shoulder, expected
miss Sunday's game in Jacksonville, and probably more than that.
Cleveland Brown's head coach Kevin Stefanski says that quarterback Deshaun
Watson day to day dealing with that shoulder injury, and
New York Giants head coach Brian Table optimistic quarterback Daniel
Jones will play Sunday night in Buffalo despite a neck injury,
but they are still waiting on the results.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
How excited Chris Collinsworth, that's a Sunday Night, came Aedie boy.
That's big Giants and Bills, big game Battle of New York.
Sort of, Well, there's only one team in New York.
There's no battle for New York. That's the Bills. O.
The team's playing New Jersey.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Oh, they play in New Jersey, but they're based in.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They pay their taxes in New Jersey. You'll see that
when you go there, Eddie. All Right, it's much different
state New Jersey. That's where all the if you go
to the are you gonna find a newer Yes? Yeah,
that's it. Oh yeah, you get the full Sopranos experience
there driving on the Jersey Hike.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, we have the I want to get this Olympic
story and for you, Ben, Okay, Olympics coming to our
fair city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Oh that's right. Well we still be here in twenty
twenty eight. Ay, probably the way we're going, you know.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, so it seems like it. So I'm actually excited
about this.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
And we get some side work, Eddie, but I want.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
To get you excited about this, okay. And and so
the folks there at the LA Olympics, they're adding some sports.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah what are they adding it?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Well, the Olympics. How you think got baseball? Is kind
of it's up, they've got baseball.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
You know, when I was a kid at Wonder Stadium,
your parents took me to a match match Dodgers Stadium. Yeah,
Italy versus the USA Dodger.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
Mark McGuire McGuire, right, Yeah, they also have off ball.
I don't think you're interested in that. How about flag
football in the Olympics.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
How embarrassing it would be if we lose the flag
football com very embarrassing, humiliating, very odd that Can we
put NFL players in the Olympics. That would be a
great idea playing flag football. Who says no to that?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Really weird that cricket is going to be uh involved
here we'll get smoked in that.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And they're also on India, India or Pakistan? Which ones?
They're both Titans.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
New Zealand's they're considering adding lacrosse and squash.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
How about highlight the only squash squashes? Like at Thanksgiving
they have squash. That's that.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I don't see highlighte on the list. Sam.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
I used to play a little squashed. Now when I
think of an Iowa sport, I think of cornhole. What
about cornhole?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Call it bags to squash. Actually I prefer racketball because
the ball has more u more bounce to a squash.
The ball like dies quickly.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Should do some more strong man competitions where you like
chop down a tree. Actually like that.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
How about a tug of warm.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Would be good.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Tug of war strong man competition, Yeah, take that either
on top of the chop, Yes it can. Yeah, that's
good stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I like that. You did that with your arm.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
You were demonstrating. Although that's what helps me get the
wort out.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's pretty good. He could do. What's another sport that?
Like the slapping? You know?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
That's kind of oh man, that's been good. The Russians
would they get drunk on vodka before they do that?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Put the on yourself.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
People very upset with I swim He does not play
the racist. I haven't there no, but you're supposed to
play when it doesn't belong, which makes it entertaining.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
That could be like any moment in time, exactly, hearing
it every other second, pretty much right, pretty much, well exactly,
all right.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
There you go. I wanted to get that little story
and for.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
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Speaker 10 (29:39):
How you doing today?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
If I was any better, I'd be a Dodger, But
not a Los Angeles Dodger because they're about to be
swept out of the playoffs. And here's a fun fact
for you. Prior to twenty twenty three, a one hundred
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to back losses at home against a team with fewer
with at least ten fewer regular season wins than them.
(30:00):
It has now happened twice with the Dodgers and the Orioles.
So there's a stat for everything. There's a stat for
me reading the stat Black Irishman, No.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
The giraffe of all he sucks. Who would you talking?
Who else are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (30:15):
Well?
Speaker 10 (30:15):
What was the other quarterback.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
He ain't found nothing either, Dak Prescott the other thing.
Speaker 10 (30:22):
No, the Raiders, they can't even score seventeen points. Man,
he's fired. I took up for him last year by
fire him.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
All right, we'd like to allow us to all the affiliates.
Josh McDaniels, you have lost your job. The black irishman has.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Fired seventeen points, homeboy?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And then.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Who else do you wan? What about? What about Belichick?
You want to fire Belichick? Patriots an embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
You know, I want to talk about the First of all,
let's talk about the Super Bowl. First of all, you
got to stop the Niners. Man, they put up for
the two points. You got to stop them first. And
now let's talk about tweg of a law.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, you're bouncing around here. You're the bouncy ball. You're
the bouncy ball.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Hey, he's a hit away from being out of the
damn game.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Well so everybody, everyone's a hit away from being out
of the game.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
And you know what, these players nowadays, they ain't wearing
no me pads. I wish you would come bu uh
my partner town with no knee pass on.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Do you need to talk about man wearing knee pads.
I don't know. You need to talk.
Speaker 10 (31:24):
You're gonna get hurt. How do you want how to
have no knee pass on? I'm gonna shape your knee
pads and I'm half them up for pass on and
I'm gonna hurt you.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
All right? All right? I gotta I gotta go. I
I gotta get a hold on it. I'll put you
back on. What do you want? We're gonna have Mallard's
Mountain of money? Should we just introduce the guys? I
don't play the imaging Jed who fled wants to play? Hello? Jed, wowd.
Speaker 9 (31:51):
I don't even think you're re for football.
Speaker 10 (31:53):
You just started talking about having pads on and hurt.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
I heard knee pads a lot, a lot of knee
pad talk. Who do you want to partner? Who do
you want to partner up with? Jed's a regular on
the show. He lives in the swamp lands of the Florid.
Who do you want to partner up with?
Speaker 10 (32:06):
You don't they don't give any of the rug burn
on my knees don't have any.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna pie. I'm sorry. I'll just pitching.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Good.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Okay, thank you, thanks you for not picking me. Scott
in Kentucky. Scott, you're gonna play the game. Who do
you want to partner up with? Scott?
Speaker 9 (32:21):
Let me get Eddie?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
All right, very good. Hold on a sec. What do
they you want to do? The categories? Cooper, you just
want to get to the game. What do you want
to do? Coop's thinking about that?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
Yeah, sure, all right. This is the Paul Simon edition
of Mallards Mount of Money.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
How old is he?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
He turns eighty two years old.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
That's a yes, it is very old, Paul.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
The categories are the Sound of Silence, Missus Robinson, the Boxer,
and my Little Town. H jed you were on first?
Which category would you like?
Speaker 9 (32:52):
What I never did? Whether I have company or not?
Down the South?
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay? Okay, yeah, very nice or whatever? Scotta pick category
Scott quickly, Please no, Cook, he wasn't listening for anything
you said.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Missus Robinson the Boxer or my little.
Speaker 9 (33:09):
Town Missus Robinson.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right, Missus Robins, very naughty with Missus Robinson. There
you are. We will press on. We're gonna have Malar's
amount of Money. We'll get to that in its entirety.
We'll do it next.
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Speaker 4 (33:53):
Now Malor's mountain of money.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
Do you have what it takes the game to the top?
Probably not?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
And we get to the game right now. We have Jed,
who fled who is going to team up with Coop
and Scott in Kentucky teamed up with Eddie and I
believe Jed is going first with Cooper loop. Is that correct?
The Sound of Silence is the one that you guys picked.
Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Jed?
Speaker 1 (34:27):
All right? The Paul Simon Edition, The Sound of Silence.
These athletes let their play do their talking for them.
We'll put forty five seconds on the clock. We need
the first and last name. Iowa. Sam's on Iowa time,
so he doesn't have the clock ready. Okay, are you ready,
Iowa Sam? Yes, Okay, here we go on your way.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Go mister load management for the Clippers, Yes.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Megatron Calvin Jonathans, the.
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Best receiver in Arizona Cardinals history. Yes, this guy's knee
just exploded for the Browns.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Uh the running back, Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Next up, Okay, this guy uh sucks for the Yankees.
He's got initials in his first name. All right, basketball
player with the nickname Skywalker.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Man so hot, so hot, wide receiver.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
For the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Number eighty in the Man too late. Rod Stewart, Yeah,
Rody st just you look great, man. That was embarrassing
after that. Mick JOBB didn't get that. DJ LeMay hwe
(35:48):
he won a batting title for the Yankees and the Rockies.
I believe David Thompson and Rod Smith. Okay, only sixty points.
That's a score to beat. Eddie. You are mister missus
Robinson was Scott in Kentucky. These athletes like older women. Hey, hey, hey,
(36:09):
all right, forty five seconds on the clock. You're on
your way and go.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Current quarterback of the Broncos. He's married to Siarra current
quarterback of the Jets, replacing Aaron Rodgers out of by U. Yes,
former Heat star he's married to Gabrielle Union, best player
for the Miami Heat. Huh oh Yes, former Spurs guard
from France.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
He was married to Eva Longoria.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yes, this guy was a hall of fame or he's
the son of a Hall of fame tight end from
the San Diego Chargers, same name. Uh, he played for
the Browns. He's in prison now. No, no, he's in
prison now for.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Forkes exposed himself raping old women too. Yeah yeah, yeah, alright.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
The son of bulls legend and goat.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Uh all right, the lead but not a great maybe
one hundred that was Sam one hundred points. You did
not get Kellen Kellen Winslow junior and so Eddie as
the lead. That means coop you go again? You want
boxer or my my little my little town, okay, my
(37:18):
little town. These athletes all are from small towns. Forty
five seconds on the clock. You're on your way. Go
the mailman for the Jazz.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
Former Cowboys quarterback. He's an announcer, not Troy Aikman. Uh yeah,
the other one, the more recent quarterback. Oh all right,
slugger for the Philadelphia Phillies. He came from the Cubs. Yes,
(37:48):
current head coach of the Texans. Than you young bad
that Maybe I know the man for the Cardinals wonder No, no,
the the Saint Louis Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (38:03):
His nickname was the Man, the Man White version.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh my god, wow, man, you mean I'm older? When
Jed was good at this game? I know what happened
to him?
Speaker 10 (38:16):
Why do you putting me on the Hey?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Am I still in the lead?
Speaker 9 (38:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:21):
I think you are really well. Well you have thirty
all right, go ahead, Ed, you just finish it up.
Speaker 9 (38:26):
Let's let's what do I need?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Forty? You need? Uh? You need like twenty?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
All right?
Speaker 5 (38:34):
The all time strikeout team for the Texas Rangers. Lots
of no hitters, Scott. There you go, there you are.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
You got to wain. Congratulations Eddie, you want to win there, Jed,
that's an embarrassment to all drug addicts in Florida. Bad
job by you, Jed, Shame on you. He used to
be great at this game. I don't know what happened.
Took he took stupid pills, the wrong bottler, stupid pills.