October 16, 2023 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Philadelphia Eagles also losing their first game of the season after a poor performance from Jalen Hurts against the NY Jets, Insta-Advice Line, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name Birth three and we
head to Jersey where the Philadelphia football team made the
trip up I ninety five about one hundred miles. And
how did that go against the Jets? Well, not so
good at least not for the road team there. How
do you explain Jalen hurtslousy performance for the Birds? Will
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Philadelphia be haunted by this overall game against the Jets?
And what do you suppose the Jets are thinking right
now with Zach Wilson even though they won. Zach Wilson
was bad, bad, bad, bad, bed bad, bed bad. But
he's usually bad for the Jets. We'll talk about all
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that and more right now here. It is our number three,
a game for the Birds. Welcome. In the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Show.
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away and this hour we head now to a game
that was not supposed to be that close. We head
to the swamp lands of Jersey, and that was the
scene up by ninety five from Philly, the boys from
the Delaware Valley making that ninety five hundred mile trip
give or take to East Rutherford, New Jersey. And did
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you watch, Probably not, probably not, probably not. Philadelphia favored
by a wide margin on the road, but somebody did
not let the Jets know about that because Breece Hall
had an eight yard touchdown run with less than two
minutes remaining. After Jalen Hurtz coughed up a fur ball
to Tony Adams, he threw an interception and the j
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e Ts suck, Suck, suck. Not On this day. The
Jets are rasing eleven point deficit and they stunt the
beleaguered Birds twenty to fourteen. The final down Gow's Philly down,
Gow's Phelly. So the New York AFC football team now
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is three and three and they head into their bye week.
The Philadelphia football team drops to five and one, but
thanks to a loss by the forty nine ers, the
Eagles still have the number one overall spot based on
tie breakers. In the NFC, there are three five and
one teams, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and the Detroit Lions. So
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let us discuss. We'll focus in on Philadelphia and their
performance or lack their of better story in the losing
locker room? So how do you explain Jalen hurts poor
play for the Birds? How do you explain it? So
I've got General Peekaboo and Wizard of Oz and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
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going to make a nice warm winter coat, is what
we're gonna make. I quite don't need it yet, but
we're getting close, all right. So Number one, ah keep
I always Sam on his toes there. So the first
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thought I have on the story involving Jalen Hurts and
his poor play for the Birds. The just defense is
pretty pretty pretty good. But if you are a great quarterback,
you should still have success against top notch defenses. You
are match up proof. There's a term we use called
matchup proof, that you're so good. How good are you?
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They didn't matter who you play, you're gonna get your numbers.
And Jalen Hurts, based on what he did last year,
he has been put into that rarefied air where no
matter who you play, no matter how good they are,
you're going to get yours. You're going to get yours.
And he didn't get it. He didn't. You're supposed to
be better than the competition and the object of the
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game is to score points. The Philadelphia Eagles put a
total of fourteen points up. That ain't good enough. You're
supposed to be the franchise guy. And we in here
talking about the Jets defense unless we're not. But Jalen
Hurts was absolutely zngkeed by Gang Green in the second
half in particular. And this is a two hundred and
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fifty five million dollar quarterback doesn't get you with inflation,
it doesn't get you as much as it used to
get you. But Jalen Hurts after halftime performed like the general,
and that would be the dollar general. After halftime there
it was a dollar Store performance down the stretch and
the second half. Jalen Hurts completed fifty percent of his passes,
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averaged five point four yards per pass attempt the second half,
no touchdowns, two interceptions, and a passer rating below thirty,
which means in the second half the Eagles would have
been better off if they'd taken every snap and just
spiked the ball into the ground. Jalen Hurts would have
had a higher passer rating by any measurement. It was
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like the hallways of Fox Sports Radio filled with garbage
by any measure. Now page two here, Yeah, boy, I
mean we're a twenty four to seven operation here at
Fox Sports Radio. They just don't pick up the trash
twenty four to seven anyway? Will Philadelphia page two here?
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Will Philadelphia be haunted by this performance against the Jets?
So I'm nodding my head. Yes, this has the telltale
signs of a haunting, a poltergeist situation. The Eagles got
caught in what we called in the gambling world the
peak a boat. They got caught in the pickabout. They
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were picking ahead, they were peaking ahead. You don't get
up to play the Jets. Why would you get up
to play the Jets. They're the Jets, but the Eagles
big made for television prime time game coming up next
week in week seven. Here this week now against the
Tua tongue of bilawas the Miami Dolphins. That's a showcase game.
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So they let their guard down going into this game,
peeking ahead to the showcase matchup with those Dolphins, daydreaming,
and they did not take care of the business at hand.
Bad job by them. And New York defense defensively played
very well in this game. Congratulations them that the Jets
using military grade equipment here. They used that bearcat, that
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armored car to rammed down the front door of the
Eagles locker room there and they blew out the windows
with explosives. As it was a total total destroying of
the Eagle wagon. Down goes the wag, Down goes the
Eagle Wagon. Now, Philly had the ball six times in
the second half. How did that go? Don't ask, cover
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your eyes. Philadelphia had two punts, two interceptions, a missed
field goal, and a turnover on downs. That is how
the Philadelphia Eagles offense matriculated the ball or failed to
matriculate the ball. And say now that the good afternoon,
good evening, good night for the birds. But it goes
back to Jalen Hurts and the quarterback defenders are gonna say, well,
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you know, a couple of those bad passers or that
was not his fault, but the last interception was absolutely
on Jalen Hurts one hundred percent. Now, final point, So
what do you suppose the Jets are thinking about Zach
Wilson at this point? What do you think they're thinking
about with Zach Wilson at this point the Jets, So
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you got the public and the private. Now publicly, the
Jets are we stand with Zach. We support Zach Wilson.
He's our guy. Rah rah rah, I will garerong to you. Privately,
the Jets are pulling their hair out behind the scenes
here and they're they're having a hissy fit because you
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look around here and this is a Wizard of Oz,
Wizard of Oz special. It's like the Scarecrow if I
only had a brain, But in this new updated adaptation
of the Wizard of I only had a quarterback. If
I only had a quarterback, go down the yellow brick road,
if I only had a quarterback. That's the case. You
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look at the Jets defensively and what they have been
able to do. Gang Green has completely twisted into a pretzel.
Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes and now Jalen Hurts at the Meadowlands.
These are supposedly the gold standard at the quarterback position
of the NFL. All three of them have been bad
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against the Jets defense. But Zach Wilson is perplexing because
he's not that guy. Pal, You're just not that guy.
That's the problem. And if you only had a quarterback,
Zach Wilson yet again terrible across the board in any
statistic that we judge quarterbacks based on completion percentage, yards
per pass attempt, any of that, he's terrible. And yet
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the Jets they still are in position either the three
and three. So you have a couple of weeks left.
The shopping season in the NFL ends. The music stops
on Halloween, two weeks from tomorrow. That's it. Two weeks
from tomorrow. That's the trade deadline in the NFL. And
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it is not sustainable with Zach Wilson. I don't care
how good your defense is. Trent Dilfer is not walking
through that door. It ain't happy. So and Aaron Rodgers
isn't coming back despite you know people, those are gonna
come back from the Achillers who finish the season as
the Jets quarterback that ain't happy. So Zach Wilson is
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the epitome of suck. We've agreed on that the Jets
have options. There are going to be quarterbacks that can
be had. Look around. Now, they've all got issues, they've
all got problems. But if you want to get a
veteran quarterback, look around. You got Jimmy g I know
he's hurt with the Raiders, but the Raiders would likely
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assuming he bounces back he went to the hospital who
injured against the Patriots. But I would think the Raiders
would trade Jimmy Garoppolo if the Jets wanted them, and
they asked nice enough. You certainly can get Russell Wilson.
I don't know that that's an upgrade from the Broncos,
Matthew Stafford from the Rams, and the big one Kirk
Cousins of the Minnesota Vikens. So those are some of
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the veteran options that would be available can be yours
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You can be part of the program and join the
fun time. Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
We'll also have the instant Advice line coming up later
this hour. But now the Mallor Riddle of the day.
As Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill used a blank
to celebrate a touchdown against the Panthers, he says a
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fine is coming. He says it is worth it. Tyreek Hill.
Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill used a blank to help
celebrate a touchdown against Carolina. He knows he's going to
be fine. He says it is worth it. That is
the Malor Riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get
to it and we will do it next.
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Right now, it's time to get back to Ben Mallor
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Speaker 1 (13:17):
And I want to repeat my longstanding position that if
you were to come up with a smell of Fox
Sports Rader, what does Fox Sports Radio smell like? It's
rotting fish, chicken and beef, half eaten burritos, you name it.
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God forbid you work here. You can go a few
hours without eating. Yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable walking through
the hallways here. Know, I don't know if Eddie can
smell anything but the stench of rotting food. We're a
twenty four to seven operation here this place. We broadcast
twenty four to seven, the trash does not get picked
up twenty four to seven. They apparently think there's no
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trash on the weekends, that nobody needs to worry about
the trash. But I would say people eat more on
the weekend. It certainly seems that way.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I think it smells great and I love working here,
so Cooper loop.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right there.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Trash.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Can you smell, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, I can smell, but I'm I'm avoiding, you know,
kind of walking around.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
They well, you know what a good a good added touch.
And I was sam ported this out. I didn't believe him.
So I then went in the kitchen and there are
literally flies, Yeah, there are. The trash smells so much.
The rotting food is so wonderful. There's a little flies
that are flying right there that they we call them
our pets, our pet flies.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, they they are. Oh here's some sound on that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Hey, I'm talking to human fly, you irish bug?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Uh yeah. I don't know how the flies got here.
The trash be sitting out for a few days and.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
The door maybe through the door.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
There just attracted. It's like a magnet fly right in.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's a good thing. It's a south thing. Flies. Flies
need to eat, you know, right, we're helping. We're feeding
the flies, and.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
The flies are food to other organisms. Are there any
there any rats in here? Probably?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Probably so in the walls everyone. Once in a while,
I've seen rats run across the out here in the
courtyard area.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, a lot of rats in LA. It's a city.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Cockroaches too, Not as many as like Boston. No, No,
those old old Philadelphia.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Where like you know, yeah, there's colonies of rats that
have been there for yeah, long term.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right, let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
to Andrew. Oh by the way, hold on, secondary, I
got to pay off the Mallar riddle of the day.
So here is the Mallard Riddle of the day. Dolphins
wide receiver Tyreek Kill, who has a record for being
part of the malle Riddle of the day more than anyone.
So Tyreek Hill, the Dolphins used a blank for a
touchdown celebration against Carolina. He knows he's gonna be fine,
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but he's ays it is worth it. He loved the
celebration that much. So that is the Mallard riddle of
the day. What is the answer? Let's see, does anyone
know the answer? Kathy our friend in Madison the hey
Mona woman says he celebrated with a swifty bracelet. Okay,
very nice. Ferg Kat says he used a picture of
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the smartest person I know. Ben Malar very kind for
a kid and unnecessary a shakewait guessed by Asher malaprop
guy said some of Eddie's birthday cake is what he used.
Celebrated by shooting his gun like Yosemite. Sam from Calligan
tim in me she again. Let's see here. Donkey Sausage says,
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damn dog having to go out just before the riddle
of the day, he says, and he still still got
it wrong. I don't even know what that means, Donkey Sausage.
What else do we have? Page dan alf the Alien
Opiner said, is he used a racist joke? He used
a racist joke. That's a cute. There we go. There's
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the racist strap fidget Spinner guess by Fudgie in Boston.
A copy of Blue Boy from Malibu. Ruben Let's hear
I smashed a watermelon with a sledge omatic like Gallagher
from Rory Sean and Portland says weed Man, Hippie's bathtub mice,
Robbie the Mariner fan says a rocket launcher was used.
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A sharpie from clam that's his answer. Vintage used Dan
Marino jockstrap from Shane that's his selection. Eddie, do you
have an answer, Eddie, you have an answer?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, it came from the classic drop bunch of hookers
and cocaine.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Hookers in cocaine? Is that correct? That's not correct. Tyreek
Hill went old school. He channeled Joe Horn. If you're
old enough, remember who that is. Tyreek Hill used a
a phone. He used a phone for a touchdown celebration.
He says he knows he's gonna be fine, but why not?
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And we should point out that the NFL. I was,
I guess an NFL employee's phone and Tyreek Hill, you know,
he grabbed the phone and it's actually a pretty good video,
and I believe the NFL used it on one of
their social media channels and then deleted it. So he
came over, grabs the phone, he holds it up, he's
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he's dancing around and all that. So yeah, it's kind
of cool. Why not? All right?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You did that on the Saints?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like I just said his name, Joe Horn.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
There's another wasn't did Michael Thomas do that too, or
somebody did it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Like I just said, Joe horn he planted, I know that,
but he planted the cell phone in the padding underneath
the goalpost.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Also, is the sun playing in the NFL? Now, doesn't
doesn't Joe horn Son play in the NFL?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Remember that? Wasn't that the same game where one of
the offensive linemen for the Saints through his helmet like
he was like it was a disc. Kyle Turley, Yeah,
Kyle Turley was a big on the Jim Rome show
back just sucked it. I think that was the same game.
Maybe not, but in my head it's the same game. Yeah,
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that's all. That's all I remember. Let's go to the phones.
And I mentioned Andrea in Berkeley, the sports sorceress is
standing by. She's got the bathtub waiting hello Andrea. If
I was any better, I'd be a party, But not
Brock party because his idiot kicker missed the field goal
at the end of the game to bail him out
and didn't work. So well.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, that was too bad, so close, yet so far hard.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I saw a fun fact about how how this game
of football can be cruel, and Brock Purty missed field
goal at the end, he ends up losing the game.
First Tom, Yeah, Tom Brady, though, I think I saw
the number Tom Brady all those years it took. I
think it was like over one hundred wins or something
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like that before kicker missed a game winning kick. Yeah,
it was some ridiculous number that I saw. I don't
have it in front of him. I have with much
of notes here, but oh here it was. Brady started
three hundred and eighty one games in his career, and
just once, in his one hundred and eighty third start
against the Cardinals in twenty twelve, did he lose a
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game after a clutch field goal was missed? Just once?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Wow, he had a lot on his side, didn't he apparently?
So yeah, yeah, I know they were trending that they
missed Robbie Gould and that was too bad to miss
that in the last two minutes. So first loss for Purty.
But you know, he's very resilient. He's you know, Capricorn
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December twenty seven, nineteen ninety nine, so he'll just use
it as very character building and he's very mature beyond
his age. He's like, yeah, we all got to look
in the mirror and see how we can improve.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, those are all things you're supposed to say. But
they play the Vikings. Yeah, the Vikings are miserable too,
so you should be able to bounce back against the pike.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Yeah, I would think so. And I you know, it
was nice to see the cheating ass chose.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yes, I always think of you when I hear that,
Appreciate that, and always rooting for Boci. It was actually
his half birthday. I celebrate half birthdays. I don't know
if others do. He's born April fifteenth, nineteen fifty five
in France. His dad was in the military. He was
born in France, and I remember doing his astrology, his
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sports astrology for Padres magazine back in the day when
I was first starting out, and he was very nice.
I'd see Hm at the winter meetings and different Giants
get togethers, and he'd always he'd forget my name, but
he goes, oh, hey, the astrology lady. Hello. He was
always very kind, and uh, you know, I just really
am rooting for him. I mean it's both uh you know,
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it's a Texas series and they're two former Giants managers.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well that's good versus evil. Yeah, you can't do it.
I mean, because you've got integrity, you've got you got scruples,
so you cannot do it. Completely understandable. And we can't
wait till the Rangers take a two oh series lead,
which will happen later today. And that's the first of
two in the on the baseball card and the Monday
night gave it's a good sports day on a Monday.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah, and spreaking of which I've been really enjoying Benny
versus a penny. Nice job by you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Shout out from me two weeks ago. And allow me
to Lou last.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Week very well, I had to rip out of me
to Lou because he called off. And of course he's
not calling up right now because he's like, oh, he's
not a system quarterback. You know, he was defending brock Party.
Well it kind of looked like a system quarterback to me.
But I'm just saying, anyway, all right, well, Andrea, thank you,
and virgo in service on Twitter. Yes, yes, all right,
thank you, all right, bye bye? All right, there she
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goes our friend Andrea. She's such a big deal. She's
got her own walk off music. Yeah, I was watching
the Sunday Nike and they do those introductions, the big
TV introductions where they say where they went to college,
and some of the guys will talk about their elementary
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school or their high school or some other random thing.
And the Giants, one of the Giants linemen had a
very interesting way of describing himself. Justin Pugh is his name?
Do you think he's related to Dan Patrick? I don't know.
I have no idea be Dan's reel. Last name is Peugh, true,
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I don't know anyway, Giants offer is a lineman Justin
Pugh commenting, And when he did the player introductions, he said,
Justin Pugh straight off the couch. There you go, because
he had he just was added to the team.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
I heard that too.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, so he thought, well, this will be kind of funny.
He was just sitting on his ass watching games and
now he's playing life. Baby. Yeah, one minute you're sitting there,
in the next minute you're playing. But the boy, did
that make Daniel Jones look bad?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The Giants. The Giants did something that has never happened before.
We'll have that as our fun fact at the bottom
of the hour. But still with this ragtag offensive line.
The Giants at least looked somewhat competent with Tyrod Taylor
as opposed to Danny Dimes, who they gave that contract to.
That's so embarrassing. God they can't admit it, though, because
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nobody wants to admit their mistakes.
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Speaker 1 (25:18):
So, the Giants did something that had not happened in
the modern era of the NFL. One hundred and thirty
four times in the Super Bowl era has a team
led in rushing yards passing yards had fewer interceptions thrown,
fewer fumbles lost, and fewer missed field goals than their opponent,
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and those teams were one hundred and thirty four to oh.
The first time that has ever happened where a team
is lost. The New York Football Giants, they are the
first team in the history of the NFL to lead
the stat sheet in rushing yards, passing yards, have more
than their opponent, fewer interceptions, fewer fumbles lost, and fewer
missed field goals in their opponent, and still will end
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up losing the game. So congratulations to Brian Dable, offensive
genius Brian Dable and the New York Giants. And they
were the toast of the NFL last year, but now
here they are. Way to go, boys, way to go.
Let's go to Let's go to Chris. Who's in Illinois?
What's going on? Chris? You were on Fox Sports Radio. Welcome,
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Ben.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
You were talking about Asian KRP earlier.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, yes, are you an expert on the Asian flying carp?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I'm not an expert, but I lived twenty five miles
away from a place where they do a tournament every year,
and it was on the four letter in two thousand
and five. If you google redneck fish attorney back, Illinois
will come up.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Okay, I'll have it every year, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And have you have you gone down? You lived close
to it, so have you gone?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I've watched it. I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, And how how can I get in on this?
I want to do some red neck I should.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Have a boat.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I got a boat. We can get your boat.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You got a boat? You got all right? I just goto.
We found a guy with a boat, Eddie. This is great.
Chris has a boat. And how often do you go
on on the water with the carp.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
To do the carpet?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Just well, just well whatever. I don't I'm not I'm
not familiar with the term. But uh, when you when
you go on? Is it true? Because I've seen videos
on the internet where you just turn your engine on
all of a sudden they start jumping. Is that is
that the way it works?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
That's how they get That's how they get them all
rouled up. They'll have a guy going circles and then
you'll have two people at one end of the boat
with nets and they'll try to catch as many as
they can. The team that brings back the most wins
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, and these have you eaten carp Chris.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
No, no, no, no, it's a main use is fertilizer,
animal feed, and for prison food.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Okay, and why why does it taste what does it
taste like? You've never had it, so you don't. I
assume you don't know, car It's not bad.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
It's just it's just the deboning process bones. Yea, the
de boning.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes, sir, okay, I got you all right, Well listen,
that's cool. I would love to do that at some
point before my time is done on this planet. I
want to be on a boat and have Asian carp
flying at me.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
There's one thing you might not like. So as soon
as they touch anything, they bleed.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Really, yes, as soon as they touch.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Anything, they bleed. They pop in the boat all the time.
They're horrible. I hate them. I've been hit in the face.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Wait wait wait, So if I'm standing there in one
that hits my arm, I bounces up my arm, it's
gonna be blood on my arm.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Yes, sir, yes, sir boy, we.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Watch a lightweights. These Asian carps are I mean, come on,
you talk about tomato cans like that's next level. All right, Well,
thanks for the info, Chris. I appreciate that. Man. I
gotta I gotta get out there one of these days.
And all right, buddy, there you go. It's a great
thing about having the show. You got an Asian carp expert.
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who's in the K Carolinas. What's going on? Paul?
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Welcome, Hey Ben, that was good to talk to you man.
Then I've got a couple of points that I'm going
to try to get to, so hopefully I can keep
you entertained before you decide you've got to cut me off.
I'm a lifelong Bills fan, and when you lose as
much the Bills do, there's never a disappointing loss until tonight.
And the reason why tonight's mass is so disappointed for
foul Bills fans is that confirms that you builds naysayers
(29:24):
have been saying for a year. But this window for
the Bills has not only shut, but it's slammed. And
it goes back to one reason and one reason only.
And hear me out for a couple of explanations. This
coaching staff is never going to win for the Bills,
and it's not You can go back and look at
in game decisions for Sean McDermott. I don't want to
talk about specific things the league. Then defensive coaches mixed
(29:47):
with young stud quarterbacks are not winning, Bill Belichick.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, it's a bad It's a bad win, is what
you're saying. And coop coops over there are confused. But
and I get it, but you're confused. He said it
was a loss.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
He called it a lack.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, because it's it is for all I mean you
were You're getting shut out by the Giants going to
the fourth quarter. That's a loss. I agree. That's a good,
good take, Paul, I like that. That's a good take.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Ben.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Look at the bigger picture this This coaching have has
not developed an offensive player in years. This team is regressed.
It has been passed by Miami with with an offensive coach.
Has been passed by Philadelphia with an offensive coach. San
Francisco somehow takes the last player in the draft and
is one of the best teams in the league.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Listen, they won four games and the and the Bills
will just show up assuming the bus makes it of
the stadium. You beat the Patriots next week, you beat
Tampa in a couple of weeks, so you'll end up
getting the six and two. But you see down the line,
I know what you're saying. You're looking down the line.
I know how this is gonna end as what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
This is terrible, terrible take.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
It's a great take.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
The Bills have a better point differential than the Dolphins too.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's because they had a couple of blowouts against Tomato Cans.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
The Dolphins scored seventy.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
The Commander's game was saying and all that and the
Dolphin game, and they blew out the Dolphins, but that
was the game got away from the Dolphins late.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Yeah, this is like the Bills lost to the Jets
and they explained it because of the Aaron Rodgers thing.
Blah blah blah. All the publicity come out of last week. Oh,
Jacksonville in London, Who cares about London game. This was
the chance to show the world on national.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
TV Sunday nights, and we laid in a yes, thirty teams.
Thirty teams would have beaten Buffalo to night. We were
lucky that they were so bad. And if you look
at what does Josh Allen say.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
We have to start better? What does that start? Starting
better means? Everybody knows that the first fifteen or twenty
plays in the football game are scripted. So if we
have to start better, that means your scripted plays better
than my scripted plays.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That's coaching, but everything new writers. They need new writers.
They need to get new writers. That's what they do.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
I mean, it's just the defensive coaches don't win. The
last two defensive coaches that won were when Pete Carroll
beats Bill Belichick a defensive coach being a defensive coach.
Before that, it was when score when when Joe Flack
scored thirty four points against.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
All Right, listen, Paul, I, I I all right, I
gotta hang out, and the guys are upset with you,
but I think it's a great take. I mean, these
guys are idiots. They don't realize a good take. And
I know a good take. I mean, that's a solid
take by Paul. And that's a real Bills fan right there,
who said he sees what's going on here. The stinker
in London last week. They come back this week, get
shut out for three quarters against a bad Giants team.
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You're the biggest favorite. You don't. You don't even come
close to covering the number. You're lucky to win the game.
The Giants had the ball untimed down to win the
game at the end of the game on a Sunday night.
It's embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing. Anyway, it is the Ben Mathers Show.
Straight ahead. We are going to have the instat advice
line for Brock Purty. Your advice to Brock Purty as
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Here's some instant advice.
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Hold that dot no one's paid attention to me for
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And if you don't like it, you and the way
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We are trained professionals, trained professionals here, and we give
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a prominent media figure, a coach, an athlete. This week
rather obvious. The team that fell from the ranks of
the unbeaten from northern California. They call themselves the San
Francisco forty nine ers. They don't actually play in San Francisco,
but they play adjacent to San Francisco, so brock Party.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I drove by their stadium earlier today.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Congratulations, you want to cook it, brock Party. One hundred
and twenty five yards one hundred and twenty five yards passing.
That's it was terrible and he still could have won
the game, but his idiot kicker missed a kick there
at the end. His time ran down. But what is
your advice to brock Party? His first loss as a
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starter in the NFL. He needs help. He could not
get it done against the Cleveland Browns once Christian McCaffrey
and Deebo Samuel left with injuries. It was a no no, no,
no, no no no noa hey, hey, goodbye situation. You're live
on the air here, my voice will start out with
you on line one, advice to brock Party on the
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Instant Advice line Hello, Line.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
One, man, that rams game was boring.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, thank you. On line two, you're on the
airline too welcome, so bad. She changed his name to Andre. Okay, wow, Andre,
shots fired? Yes you are there. Line three, Hello, Line three,
we're giving advice to brock Party. Line three, I need
to find my lucky bear's jaws. Yeah, okay, that's our
friend Tony. He's a jolly good fellow. For he's a
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jolly good fellow. Line four, Hello, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Swap pies with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, go away, angry bill. Line five, you're on
the airline five.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
He's gonna need a medical and playing a hospital insurance
and a death certificate when the defense get me.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All those things? Okay. Line six, you're on the airline six. Hello,
welcome back Eddie.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
One more sparty update, and I swear I was gonna
freaking lose it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Oh no, even Fergcat was losing his mind on the
spartakusses appeared Spartacus williamsport the third or is it the second? Hello?
Line one, you're on the air we're giving advice to
brock party. Hello. Line one. Okay, I didn't understand that
part there. It's probably better that way. Line two, you're
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on the air line too.
Speaker 10 (36:29):
Hello, Happy birthday, diego?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
All right, happy birthday, diego? Yes, Line number three. Hello,
line three, just between al right, Line four, I don't
want to hear the end of that line four. Hello,
line four, shake it off, Shake it off.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
Just don't be like mac Jones the Patriots, Is they?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
That is true? Yes, all right, we'll give you advice
to brock party had a terrible game. First loss as
a starter in the NFL loss to the Cleveland Browns. Hello,
line five.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Swap panties, was showing the hood guy.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
All right. Line six, you're on the airline six. We're
giving advice to Brock Purty. Hello line six doors land
in the face and kicked in. Oh well, speak of
Sean the hood guy and he shall appear.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Go you want an American first forty nine or second?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, thank you? With you one more, one more? Only
if it's good, I'll take credit, and not I'll blame
with Kobelot picked the final call koble Little on the
insted advice line for Brock Party. Line four. Line four,
you're on the airline four, Go.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
Yeah, Brock, don't listen to the under all right?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
That was that was slow monotone guy was line four?
That was slow monotone guy.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I was
Hello and welcome. It's our name Birth three and we
head to Jersey where the Philadelphia football team made the
trip up I ninety five about one hundred miles. And
how did that go against the Jets? Well, not so
good at least not for the road team there. How
do you explain Jalen hurtslousy performance for the Birds? Will
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Philadelphia be haunted by this overall game against the Jets?
And what do you suppose the Jets are thinking right
now with Zach Wilson even though they won. Zach Wilson
was bad, bad, bad, bad, bed bad, bed bad. But
he's usually bad for the Jets. We'll talk about all
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that and more right now here. It is our number three,
a game for the Birds. Welcome. In the beginning of
another hour of the Ben Show.
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away and this hour we head now to a game
that was not supposed to be that close. We head
to the swamp lands of Jersey, and that was the
scene up by ninety five from Philly, the boys from
the Delaware Valley making that ninety five hundred mile trip
give or take to East Rutherford, New Jersey. And did
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you watch, Probably not, probably not, probably not. Philadelphia favored
by a wide margin on the road, but somebody did
not let the Jets know about that because Breece Hall
had an eight yard touchdown run with less than two
minutes remaining. After Jalen Hurtz coughed up a fur ball
to Tony Adams, he threw an interception and the j
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e Ts suck, Suck, suck. Not On this day. The
Jets are rasing eleven point deficit and they stunt the
beleaguered Birds twenty to fourteen. The final down Gow's Philly down,
Gow's Phelly. So the New York AFC football team now
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is three and three and they head into their bye week.
The Philadelphia football team drops to five and one, but
thanks to a loss by the forty nine ers, the
Eagles still have the number one overall spot based on
tie breakers. In the NFC, there are three five and
one teams, Philadelphia, San Francisco, and the Detroit Lions. So
(03:23):
let us discuss. We'll focus in on Philadelphia and their
performance or lack their of better story in the losing
locker room? So how do you explain Jalen hurts poor
play for the Birds? How do you explain it? So
I've got General Peekaboo and Wizard of Oz and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
(03:45):
going to make a nice warm winter coat, is what
we're gonna make. I quite don't need it yet, but
we're getting close, all right. So Number one, ah keep
I always Sam on his toes there. So the first
(04:06):
thought I have on the story involving Jalen Hurts and
his poor play for the Birds. The just defense is
pretty pretty pretty good. But if you are a great quarterback,
you should still have success against top notch defenses. You
are match up proof. There's a term we use called
matchup proof, that you're so good. How good are you?
(04:27):
They didn't matter who you play, you're gonna get your numbers.
And Jalen Hurts, based on what he did last year,
he has been put into that rarefied air where no
matter who you play, no matter how good they are,
you're going to get yours. You're going to get yours.
And he didn't get it. He didn't. You're supposed to
be better than the competition and the object of the
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game is to score points. The Philadelphia Eagles put a
total of fourteen points up. That ain't good enough. You're
supposed to be the franchise guy. And we in here
talking about the Jets defense unless we're not. But Jalen
Hurts was absolutely zngkeed by Gang Green in the second
half in particular. And this is a two hundred and
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fifty five million dollar quarterback doesn't get you with inflation,
it doesn't get you as much as it used to
get you. But Jalen Hurts after halftime performed like the general,
and that would be the dollar general. After halftime there
it was a dollar Store performance down the stretch and
the second half. Jalen Hurts completed fifty percent of his passes,
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averaged five point four yards per pass attempt the second half,
no touchdowns, two interceptions, and a passer rating below thirty,
which means in the second half the Eagles would have
been better off if they'd taken every snap and just
spiked the ball into the ground. Jalen Hurts would have
had a higher passer rating by any measurement. It was
(05:56):
like the hallways of Fox Sports Radio filled with garbage
by any measure. Now page two here, Yeah, boy, I
mean we're a twenty four to seven operation here at
Fox Sports Radio. They just don't pick up the trash
twenty four to seven anyway? Will Philadelphia page two here?
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Will Philadelphia be haunted by this performance against the Jets?
So I'm nodding my head. Yes, this has the telltale
signs of a haunting, a poltergeist situation. The Eagles got
caught in what we called in the gambling world the
peak a boat. They got caught in the pickabout. They
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were picking ahead, they were peaking ahead. You don't get
up to play the Jets. Why would you get up
to play the Jets. They're the Jets, but the Eagles
big made for television prime time game coming up next
week in week seven. Here this week now against the
Tua tongue of bilawas the Miami Dolphins. That's a showcase game.
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So they let their guard down going into this game,
peeking ahead to the showcase matchup with those Dolphins, daydreaming,
and they did not take care of the business at hand.
Bad job by them. And New York defense defensively played
very well in this game. Congratulations them that the Jets
using military grade equipment here. They used that bearcat, that
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armored car to rammed down the front door of the
Eagles locker room there and they blew out the windows
with explosives. As it was a total total destroying of
the Eagle wagon. Down goes the wag, Down goes the
Eagle Wagon. Now, Philly had the ball six times in
the second half. How did that go? Don't ask, cover
(07:42):
your eyes. Philadelphia had two punts, two interceptions, a missed
field goal, and a turnover on downs. That is how
the Philadelphia Eagles offense matriculated the ball or failed to
matriculate the ball. And say now that the good afternoon,
good evening, good night for the birds. But it goes
back to Jalen Hurts and the quarterback defenders are gonna say, well,
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you know, a couple of those bad passers or that
was not his fault, but the last interception was absolutely
on Jalen Hurts one hundred percent. Now, final point, So
what do you suppose the Jets are thinking about Zach
Wilson at this point? What do you think they're thinking
about with Zach Wilson at this point the Jets, So
(08:27):
you got the public and the private. Now publicly, the
Jets are we stand with Zach. We support Zach Wilson.
He's our guy. Rah rah rah, I will garerong to you. Privately,
the Jets are pulling their hair out behind the scenes
here and they're they're having a hissy fit because you
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look around here and this is a Wizard of Oz,
Wizard of Oz special. It's like the Scarecrow if I
only had a brain, But in this new updated adaptation
of the Wizard of I only had a quarterback. If
I only had a quarterback, go down the yellow brick road,
if I only had a quarterback. That's the case. You
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look at the Jets defensively and what they have been
able to do. Gang Green has completely twisted into a pretzel.
Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes and now Jalen Hurts at the Meadowlands.
These are supposedly the gold standard at the quarterback position
of the NFL. All three of them have been bad
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against the Jets defense. But Zach Wilson is perplexing because
he's not that guy. Pal, You're just not that guy.
That's the problem. And if you only had a quarterback,
Zach Wilson yet again terrible across the board in any
statistic that we judge quarterbacks based on completion percentage, yards
per pass attempt, any of that, he's terrible. And yet
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the Jets they still are in position either the three
and three. So you have a couple of weeks left.
The shopping season in the NFL ends. The music stops
on Halloween, two weeks from tomorrow. That's it. Two weeks
from tomorrow. That's the trade deadline in the NFL. And
(10:17):
it is not sustainable with Zach Wilson. I don't care
how good your defense is. Trent Dilfer is not walking
through that door. It ain't happy. So and Aaron Rodgers
isn't coming back despite you know people, those are gonna
come back from the Achillers who finish the season as
the Jets quarterback that ain't happy. So Zach Wilson is
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the epitome of suck. We've agreed on that the Jets
have options. There are going to be quarterbacks that can
be had. Look around. Now, they've all got issues, they've
all got problems. But if you want to get a
veteran quarterback, look around. You got Jimmy g I know
he's hurt with the Raiders, but the Raiders would likely
(11:00):
assuming he bounces back he went to the hospital who
injured against the Patriots. But I would think the Raiders
would trade Jimmy Garoppolo if the Jets wanted them, and
they asked nice enough. You certainly can get Russell Wilson.
I don't know that that's an upgrade from the Broncos,
Matthew Stafford from the Rams, and the big one Kirk
Cousins of the Minnesota Vikens. So those are some of
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the veteran options that would be available can be yours
if the price is right. It is the Ben Mahlord Show,
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You can be part of the program and join the
fun time. Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
We'll also have the instant Advice line coming up later
this hour. But now the Mallor Riddle of the day.
As Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill used a blank
to celebrate a touchdown against the Panthers, he says a
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fine is coming. He says it is worth it. Tyreek Hill.
Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill used a blank to help
celebrate a touchdown against Carolina. He knows he's going to
be fine. He says it is worth it. That is
the Malor Riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get
to it and we will do it next.
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And I want to repeat my longstanding position that if
you were to come up with a smell of Fox
Sports Rader, what does Fox Sports Radio smell like? It's
rotting fish, chicken and beef, half eaten burritos, you name it.
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God forbid you work here. You can go a few
hours without eating. Yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable walking through
the hallways here. Know, I don't know if Eddie can
smell anything but the stench of rotting food. We're a
twenty four to seven operation here this place. We broadcast
twenty four to seven, the trash does not get picked
up twenty four to seven. They apparently think there's no
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trash on the weekends, that nobody needs to worry about
the trash. But I would say people eat more on
the weekend. It certainly seems that way.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
I think it smells great and I love working here,
so Cooper loop.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Right there.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Trash.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Can you smell, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, I can smell, but I'm I'm avoiding, you know,
kind of walking around.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
They well, you know what a good a good added touch.
And I was sam ported this out. I didn't believe him.
So I then went in the kitchen and there are
literally flies, Yeah, there are. The trash smells so much.
The rotting food is so wonderful. There's a little flies
that are flying right there that they we call them
our pets, our pet flies.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, they they are. Oh here's some sound on that.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Hey, I'm talking to human fly, you irish bug?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Uh yeah. I don't know how the flies got here.
The trash be sitting out for a few days and.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
The door maybe through the door.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
There just attracted. It's like a magnet fly right in.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It's a good thing. It's a south thing. Flies. Flies
need to eat, you know, right, we're helping. We're feeding
the flies, and.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
The flies are food to other organisms. Are there any
there any rats in here? Probably?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Probably so in the walls everyone. Once in a while,
I've seen rats run across the out here in the
courtyard area.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Yeah, a lot of rats in LA. It's a city.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Cockroaches too, Not as many as like Boston. No, No,
those old old Philadelphia.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Where like you know, yeah, there's colonies of rats that
have been there for yeah, long term.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
All right, let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
to Andrew. Oh by the way, hold on, secondary, I
got to pay off the Mallar riddle of the day.
So here is the Mallard Riddle of the day. Dolphins
wide receiver Tyreek Kill, who has a record for being
part of the malle Riddle of the day more than anyone.
So Tyreek Hill, the Dolphins used a blank for a
touchdown celebration against Carolina. He knows he's gonna be fine,
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but he's ays it is worth it. He loved the
celebration that much. So that is the Mallard riddle of
the day. What is the answer? Let's see, does anyone
know the answer? Kathy our friend in Madison the hey
Mona woman says he celebrated with a swifty bracelet. Okay,
very nice. Ferg Kat says he used a picture of
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the smartest person I know. Ben Malar very kind for
a kid and unnecessary a shakewait guessed by Asher malaprop
guy said some of Eddie's birthday cake is what he used.
Celebrated by shooting his gun like Yosemite. Sam from Calligan
tim in me she again. Let's see here. Donkey Sausage says,
(16:46):
damn dog having to go out just before the riddle
of the day, he says, and he still still got
it wrong. I don't even know what that means, Donkey Sausage.
What else do we have? Page dan alf the Alien
Opiner said, is he used a racist joke? He used
a racist joke. That's a cute. There we go. There's
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the racist strap fidget Spinner guess by Fudgie in Boston.
A copy of Blue Boy from Malibu. Ruben Let's hear
I smashed a watermelon with a sledge omatic like Gallagher
from Rory Sean and Portland says weed Man, Hippie's bathtub mice,
Robbie the Mariner fan says a rocket launcher was used.
(17:31):
A sharpie from clam that's his answer. Vintage used Dan
Marino jockstrap from Shane that's his selection. Eddie, do you
have an answer, Eddie, you have an answer?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, it came from the classic drop bunch of hookers
and cocaine.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Hookers in cocaine? Is that correct? That's not correct. Tyreek
Hill went old school. He channeled Joe Horn. If you're
old enough, remember who that is. Tyreek Hill used a
a phone. He used a phone for a touchdown celebration.
He says he knows he's gonna be fine, but why not?
(18:11):
And we should point out that the NFL. I was,
I guess an NFL employee's phone and Tyreek Hill, you know,
he grabbed the phone and it's actually a pretty good video,
and I believe the NFL used it on one of
their social media channels and then deleted it. So he
came over, grabs the phone, he holds it up, he's
(18:32):
he's dancing around and all that. So yeah, it's kind
of cool. Why not? All right?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
You did that on the Saints?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Like I just said his name, Joe Horn.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
There's another wasn't did Michael Thomas do that too, or
somebody did it.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Like I just said, Joe horn he planted, I know that,
but he planted the cell phone in the padding underneath
the goalpost.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Also, is the sun playing in the NFL? Now, doesn't
doesn't Joe horn Son play in the NFL?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Remember that? Wasn't that the same game where one of
the offensive linemen for the Saints through his helmet like
he was like it was a disc. Kyle Turley, Yeah,
Kyle Turley was a big on the Jim Rome show
back just sucked it. I think that was the same game.
Maybe not, but in my head it's the same game. Yeah,
(19:23):
that's all. That's all I remember. Let's go to the phones.
And I mentioned Andrea in Berkeley, the sports sorceress is
standing by. She's got the bathtub waiting hello Andrea. If
I was any better, I'd be a party, But not
Brock party because his idiot kicker missed the field goal
at the end of the game to bail him out
and didn't work. So well.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, that was too bad, so close, yet so far hard.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I saw a fun fact about how how this game
of football can be cruel, and Brock Purty missed field
goal at the end, he ends up losing the game.
First Tom, Yeah, Tom Brady, though, I think I saw
the number Tom Brady all those years it took. I
think it was like over one hundred wins or something
(20:09):
like that before kicker missed a game winning kick. Yeah,
it was some ridiculous number that I saw. I don't
have it in front of him. I have with much
of notes here, but oh here it was. Brady started
three hundred and eighty one games in his career, and
just once, in his one hundred and eighty third start
against the Cardinals in twenty twelve, did he lose a
(20:29):
game after a clutch field goal was missed? Just once?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Wow, he had a lot on his side, didn't he apparently?
So yeah, yeah, I know they were trending that they
missed Robbie Gould and that was too bad to miss
that in the last two minutes. So first loss for Purty.
But you know, he's very resilient. He's you know, Capricorn
(20:54):
December twenty seven, nineteen ninety nine, so he'll just use
it as very character building and he's very mature beyond
his age. He's like, yeah, we all got to look
in the mirror and see how we can improve.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Well, those are all things you're supposed to say. But
they play the Vikings. Yeah, the Vikings are miserable too,
so you should be able to bounce back against the pike.
Speaker 6 (21:14):
Yeah, I would think so. And I you know, it
was nice to see the cheating ass chose.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yes, I always think of you when I hear that,
Appreciate that, and always rooting for Boci. It was actually
his half birthday. I celebrate half birthdays. I don't know
if others do. He's born April fifteenth, nineteen fifty five
in France. His dad was in the military. He was
born in France, and I remember doing his astrology, his
(21:42):
sports astrology for Padres magazine back in the day when
I was first starting out, and he was very nice.
I'd see Hm at the winter meetings and different Giants
get togethers, and he'd always he'd forget my name, but
he goes, oh, hey, the astrology lady. Hello. He was
always very kind, and uh, you know, I just really
am rooting for him. I mean it's both uh you know,
(22:05):
it's a Texas series and they're two former Giants managers.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Well that's good versus evil. Yeah, you can't do it.
I mean, because you've got integrity, you've got you got scruples,
so you cannot do it. Completely understandable. And we can't
wait till the Rangers take a two oh series lead,
which will happen later today. And that's the first of
two in the on the baseball card and the Monday
night gave it's a good sports day on a Monday.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Yeah, and spreaking of which I've been really enjoying Benny
versus a penny. Nice job by you.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh well, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (22:39):
Shout out from me two weeks ago. And allow me
to Lou last.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Week very well, I had to rip out of me
to Lou because he called off. And of course he's
not calling up right now because he's like, oh, he's
not a system quarterback. You know, he was defending brock Party.
Well it kind of looked like a system quarterback to me.
But I'm just saying, anyway, all right, well, Andrea, thank you,
and virgo in service on Twitter. Yes, yes, all right,
thank you, all right, bye bye? All right, there she
(23:05):
goes our friend Andrea. She's such a big deal. She's
got her own walk off music. Yeah, I was watching
the Sunday Nike and they do those introductions, the big
TV introductions where they say where they went to college,
and some of the guys will talk about their elementary
(23:27):
school or their high school or some other random thing.
And the Giants, one of the Giants linemen had a
very interesting way of describing himself. Justin Pugh is his name?
Do you think he's related to Dan Patrick? I don't know.
I have no idea be Dan's reel. Last name is Peugh, true,
(23:47):
I don't know anyway, Giants offer is a lineman Justin
Pugh commenting, And when he did the player introductions, he said,
Justin Pugh straight off the couch. There you go, because
he had he just was added to the team.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
I heard that too.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, so he thought, well, this will be kind of funny.
He was just sitting on his ass watching games and
now he's playing life. Baby. Yeah, one minute you're sitting there,
in the next minute you're playing. But the boy, did
that make Daniel Jones look bad?
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
The Giants. The Giants did something that has never happened before.
We'll have that as our fun fact at the bottom
of the hour. But still with this ragtag offensive line.
The Giants at least looked somewhat competent with Tyrod Taylor
as opposed to Danny Dimes, who they gave that contract to.
That's so embarrassing. God they can't admit it, though, because
(24:40):
nobody wants to admit their mistakes.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
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Speaker 5 (24:47):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
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Speaker 1 (25:18):
So, the Giants did something that had not happened in
the modern era of the NFL. One hundred and thirty
four times in the Super Bowl era has a team
led in rushing yards passing yards had fewer interceptions thrown,
fewer fumbles lost, and fewer missed field goals than their opponent,
(25:39):
and those teams were one hundred and thirty four to oh.
The first time that has ever happened where a team
is lost. The New York Football Giants, they are the
first team in the history of the NFL to lead
the stat sheet in rushing yards, passing yards, have more
than their opponent, fewer interceptions, fewer fumbles lost, and fewer
missed field goals in their opponent, and still will end
(26:01):
up losing the game. So congratulations to Brian Dable, offensive
genius Brian Dable and the New York Giants. And they
were the toast of the NFL last year, but now
here they are. Way to go, boys, way to go.
Let's go to Let's go to Chris. Who's in Illinois?
What's going on? Chris? You were on Fox Sports Radio. Welcome,
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Ben.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
You were talking about Asian KRP earlier.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yes, yes, are you an expert on the Asian flying carp?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I'm not an expert, but I lived twenty five miles
away from a place where they do a tournament every year,
and it was on the four letter in two thousand
and five. If you google redneck fish attorney back, Illinois
will come up.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Okay, I'll have it every year, all right?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
And have you have you gone down? You lived close
to it, so have you gone?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
I've watched it. I've watched it.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, And how how can I get in on this?
I want to do some red neck I should.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
Have a boat.
Speaker 10 (26:52):
I got a boat. We can get your boat.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You got a boat? You got all right? I just goto.
We found a guy with a boat, Eddie. This is great.
Chris has a boat. And how often do you go
on on the water with the carp.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
To do the carpet?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Just well, just well whatever. I don't I'm not I'm
not familiar with the term. But uh, when you when
you go on? Is it true? Because I've seen videos
on the internet where you just turn your engine on
all of a sudden they start jumping. Is that is
that the way it works?
Speaker 7 (27:21):
That's how they get That's how they get them all
rouled up. They'll have a guy going circles and then
you'll have two people at one end of the boat
with nets and they'll try to catch as many as
they can. The team that brings back the most wins
for the weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, and these have you eaten carp Chris.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
No, no, no, no, it's a main use is fertilizer,
animal feed, and for prison food.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Okay, and why why does it taste what does it
taste like? You've never had it, so you don't. I
assume you don't know, car It's not bad.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
It's just it's just the deboning process bones. Yea, the
de boning.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yes, sir, okay, I got you all right, Well listen,
that's cool. I would love to do that at some
point before my time is done on this planet. I
want to be on a boat and have Asian carp
flying at me.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
There's one thing you might not like. So as soon
as they touch anything, they bleed.
Speaker 10 (28:10):
Really, yes, as soon as they touch.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Anything, they bleed. They pop in the boat all the time.
They're horrible. I hate them. I've been hit in the face.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Wait wait wait, So if I'm standing there in one
that hits my arm, I bounces up my arm, it's
gonna be blood on my arm.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Yes, sir, yes, sir boy, we.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Watch a lightweights. These Asian carps are I mean, come on,
you talk about tomato cans like that's next level. All right, Well,
thanks for the info, Chris. I appreciate that. Man. I
gotta I gotta get out there one of these days.
And all right, buddy, there you go. It's a great
thing about having the show. You got an Asian carp expert.
So all of a sudden, this part of the show
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who's in the K Carolinas. What's going on? Paul?
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Welcome, Hey Ben, that was good to talk to you man.
Then I've got a couple of points that I'm going
to try to get to, so hopefully I can keep
you entertained before you decide you've got to cut me off.
I'm a lifelong Bills fan, and when you lose as
much the Bills do, there's never a disappointing loss until tonight.
And the reason why tonight's mass is so disappointed for
foul Bills fans is that confirms that you builds naysayers
(29:24):
have been saying for a year. But this window for
the Bills has not only shut, but it's slammed. And
it goes back to one reason and one reason only.
And hear me out for a couple of explanations. This
coaching staff is never going to win for the Bills,
and it's not You can go back and look at
in game decisions for Sean McDermott. I don't want to
talk about specific things the league. Then defensive coaches mixed
(29:47):
with young stud quarterbacks are not winning, Bill Belichick.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
No, it's a bad It's a bad win, is what
you're saying. And coop coops over there are confused. But
and I get it, but you're confused. He said it
was a loss.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
He called it a lack.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Yeah, because it's it is for all I mean you
were You're getting shut out by the Giants going to
the fourth quarter. That's a loss. I agree. That's a good,
good take, Paul, I like that. That's a good take.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Ben.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Look at the bigger picture this This coaching have has
not developed an offensive player in years. This team is regressed.
It has been passed by Miami with with an offensive coach.
Has been passed by Philadelphia with an offensive coach. San
Francisco somehow takes the last player in the draft and
is one of the best teams in the league.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Listen, they won four games and the and the Bills
will just show up assuming the bus makes it of
the stadium. You beat the Patriots next week, you beat
Tampa in a couple of weeks, so you'll end up
getting the six and two. But you see down the line,
I know what you're saying. You're looking down the line.
I know how this is gonna end as what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
This is terrible, terrible take.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
It's a great take.
Speaker 5 (30:52):
The Bills have a better point differential than the Dolphins too.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's because they had a couple of blowouts against Tomato Cans.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
The Dolphins scored seventy.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
The Commander's game was saying and all that and the
Dolphin game, and they blew out the Dolphins, but that
was the game got away from the Dolphins late.
Speaker 10 (31:10):
Yeah, this is like the Bills lost to the Jets
and they explained it because of the Aaron Rodgers thing.
Blah blah blah. All the publicity come out of last week. Oh,
Jacksonville in London, Who cares about London game. This was
the chance to show the world on national.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
TV Sunday nights, and we laid in a yes, thirty teams.
Thirty teams would have beaten Buffalo to night. We were
lucky that they were so bad. And if you look
at what does Josh Allen say.
Speaker 10 (31:34):
We have to start better? What does that start? Starting
better means? Everybody knows that the first fifteen or twenty
plays in the football game are scripted. So if we
have to start better, that means your scripted plays better
than my scripted plays.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That's coaching, but everything new writers. They need new writers.
They need to get new writers. That's what they do.
Speaker 10 (31:52):
I mean, it's just the defensive coaches don't win. The
last two defensive coaches that won were when Pete Carroll
beats Bill Belichick a defensive coach being a defensive coach.
Before that, it was when score when when Joe Flack
scored thirty four points against.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
All Right, listen, Paul, I, I I all right, I
gotta hang out, and the guys are upset with you,
but I think it's a great take. I mean, these
guys are idiots. They don't realize a good take. And
I know a good take. I mean, that's a solid
take by Paul. And that's a real Bills fan right there,
who said he sees what's going on here. The stinker
in London last week. They come back this week, get
shut out for three quarters against a bad Giants team.
(32:31):
You're the biggest favorite. You don't. You don't even come
close to covering the number. You're lucky to win the game.
The Giants had the ball untimed down to win the
game at the end of the game on a Sunday night.
It's embarrassing, embarrassing, embarrassing. Anyway, it is the Ben Mathers Show.
Straight ahead. We are going to have the instat advice
line for Brock Purty. Your advice to Brock Purty as
(32:55):
the glass Slipper broke against the Cleveland Browns, we'll give
advice to Rock Party. We'll get to that and we
will do it.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
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Speaker 3 (33:43):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
He well, you talking to sons.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Here's some instant advice.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
Hold that dot no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
And if you don't like it, you and the way
we go. It's the instant advice line Arm Radio. The
safety net is off. Do not attempt this on your own.
We are trained professionals, trained professionals here, and we give
advice to people in sports that need it. Could be
(34:13):
a prominent media figure, a coach, an athlete. This week
rather obvious. The team that fell from the ranks of
the unbeaten from northern California. They call themselves the San
Francisco forty nine ers. They don't actually play in San Francisco,
but they play adjacent to San Francisco, so brock Party.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I drove by their stadium earlier today.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Congratulations, you want to cook it, brock Party. One hundred
and twenty five yards one hundred and twenty five yards passing.
That's it was terrible and he still could have won
the game, but his idiot kicker missed a kick there
at the end. His time ran down. But what is
your advice to brock Party? His first loss as a
(34:57):
starter in the NFL. He needs help. He could not
get it done against the Cleveland Browns once Christian McCaffrey
and Deebo Samuel left with injuries. It was a no no, no,
no, no no no noa hey, hey, goodbye situation. You're live
on the air here, my voice will start out with
you on line one, advice to brock Party on the
(35:17):
Instant Advice line Hello, Line.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
One, man, that rams game was boring.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, thank you. On line two, you're on the
airline too welcome, so bad. She changed his name to Andre. Okay, wow, Andre,
shots fired? Yes you are there. Line three, Hello, Line three,
we're giving advice to brock Party. Line three, I need
to find my lucky bear's jaws. Yeah, okay, that's our
friend Tony. He's a jolly good fellow. For he's a
(35:44):
jolly good fellow. Line four, Hello, you're on the airline four.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
Swap pies with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, go away, angry bill. Line five, you're on
the airline five.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
He's gonna need a medical and playing a hospital insurance
and a death certificate when the defense get me.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
All those things? Okay. Line six, you're on the airline six. Hello,
welcome back Eddie.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
One more sparty update, and I swear I was gonna
freaking lose it.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Oh no, even Fergcat was losing his mind on the
spartakusses appeared Spartacus williamsport the third or is it the second? Hello?
Line one, you're on the air we're giving advice to
brock party. Hello. Line one. Okay, I didn't understand that
part there. It's probably better that way. Line two, you're
(36:29):
on the air line too.
Speaker 10 (36:29):
Hello, Happy birthday, diego?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
All right, happy birthday, diego? Yes, Line number three. Hello,
line three, just between al right, Line four, I don't
want to hear the end of that line four. Hello,
line four, shake it off, Shake it off.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
Just don't be like mac Jones the Patriots, Is they?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
That is true? Yes, all right, we'll give you advice
to brock party had a terrible game. First loss as
a starter in the NFL loss to the Cleveland Browns. Hello,
line five.
Speaker 10 (37:00):
Swap panties, was showing the hood guy.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
All right. Line six, you're on the airline six. We're
giving advice to Brock Purty. Hello line six doors land
in the face and kicked in. Oh well, speak of
Sean the hood guy and he shall appear.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Line one, you're on the airline one.
Speaker 10 (37:16):
Go you want an American first forty nine or second?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Okay, thank you? With you one more, one more? Only
if it's good, I'll take credit, and not I'll blame
with Kobelot picked the final call koble Little on the
insted advice line for Brock Party. Line four. Line four,
you're on the airline four, Go.
Speaker 10 (37:33):
Yeah, Brock, don't listen to the under all right?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
That was that was slow monotone guy was line four?
That was slow monotone guy.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I was
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