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October 16, 2023 34 mins

Ben Maller talks about the frustration boiling over for Bill Belichick as the Patriots lose to the Las Vegas Raiders, Geno Smith taking the blame for the Seahawks loss, Maller Militia Feud, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number four. We bounce around
the NFL. Will start in sin City, where the Las
Vegas football team got the best of the New England
football team. What are your thoughts on Bill Belichick angrily
spiking the tablet down in frustration? Also, where do the

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Patriots go from here? As they lose again? Gino Smith
taking the blame for the Seattle Seahawks loss? Does that
work for you? And are the Tennessee Titans better off
without Ryan Tannehill who is out with an ankle injury.
We'll talk about all of these angles and many more
right now here. It is our number four. Have a

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great Monday. Patsy's on display. Well. Come in the beginning
of another hour of the Ben Mather Show.

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started last night. Congratulations to the Texas Rangers. Good beats
evil at least in Game one of the American League

(01:50):
Championship Series. We're happy about that. Got double barrel action
today in baseball, the National League has the late television
window American League early on and also a Monday night
football game. But we're gonna bounce around here a little bit,
gonna play bouncy bouncy, bouncy bouncy bouncy in the NFL.
We're gonna start in lost Wages, Nevada. That is where

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someone named Daniel Carlson kick not one, not two, not three,
how about four field goals? And the Writers won their
second consecutive game. They held off the Patriots twenty one
to seventeen. Vegas improves to three and three, and they

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win the game despite not having Jimmy Garoppolo, who left
he did play, left with a back injury. Brian Hoyer
played the entire second half for the Silver and Black,
so New England drops to one to five. The better
story in the losing locker room, and so that is
where we will go here. Late into Sunday's game against

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Las Vegas, Bill Belichi was so upset. How upset was that?
Belichick complaining to one of the officials there. He then
took the tablet and spiked it down, down, dows the
tablet into the ground in a public showing a frustration,
public showing a frustration for Belichick. There he was upset

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after a holding call went against New England. Belichick looked
at the tablet, didn't like what he saw. He pointed
that out to the referee, and then threw it down.
All right, so let us discuss the question what are
your thoughts on Bill Belichick angrily spiking the tablet down?
So I care about that. I've got nautical Captain Lagoon

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and Bob Ross, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make a nice headache,
which Bill Belichick likely has at this point, a nice
migraine headache. So to lead off the playing question where
Belichick slammed down the tablet for our blind listeners, this

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was simbolic. It was symbolic. It shows you where the
Patriots currently find themselves and as embarrassing. As embarrassing as
it was to lose a game to the Dallas Cowboys
where you get blown out and then follow it up
by being shut out by the New Orleans Saints back
to back games, losing by a collective sixty nine points.

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The game the Patriots had in Vegas on Sunday was
more embarrassing. And here's why you lost to Brian Hoyer.
That's essentially the case. Now, Brian Horriy played the entire
second half. You could not your guy could not outplay
Brian effing Hoyer. Or what are we doing? Like, seriously,

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what are we doing here? That is indignity, that is shame.
That is all of that. Allowing Brian Hoyer to play
the entire second half and navigate the Raiders into the
winner circle. Mac Jones could not out perform Brian Hoyer.
Talk about mortification, that is it, that's the personification of mortification,

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all right, And where do the Patriots go from here? Well,
the Patriots Bill Belichick right now playing the role for
Halloween as the nautical Captain and he is currently at
the wheel of the Flying Dutchman, the phantom vessel that
is floating off in the Atlantic there, devoid of talent,
devoid of skill. You've got the crew of skeletons who

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are dancing right now. And how are they dancing? They're
doing the limbo? How low can we gout? They're doing
the limbo? I got Bill Belichick has coached now five
hundred games. It was his five hundredth game on Sunday
in Vegas. The way things are going, in order for
Belichick to get to Don Shula's record and pass it,

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he's gonna have to coach another one hundred games. The
way this is going right now, in this moment. Now,
among the gut punches, among the gut punches that we
can talk about here, you've got Jacobi Myers, who fell
out of favor with the Patriots coaching staff, and so
he's now with the Raiders, and he haunted his old team.

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It's he had a touchdown in this game. You also
had DeVante Parker, who demanded more money because the Patriots
in the offseason were flirting with DeAndre Hopkins, and so
they gave DeVante Parker more money. He of course, then
dropped a pass in the fourth quarter. Who goofed I've
got to know now, Mac Jones took a safety down

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two and Patriots had the ball chance to march the
ball down the field. He also missed Hunter Henry in
one of the most offensive throws. I mean, it was
so embarrassing. Hunter Henry was opened by a country mile
and Mac Jones who ball went sailing on terrible, terrible tip.

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But now further we move on from that. Let's go
to Cincinnati, where Joe Burrow and the Bengals got back
into the win column seventeen thirteen over the Seahawks. Seattle
won the statuet but lost the game. They won the
statu sheet, but they lost the game, and Gino Smith
afterwards said it was on him. It was on his shoulders.

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He said he screwed up. Which is kind of an
interesting take when you think about it, right, because Geno
Smith statistically had a fine performance. But Geno Smith taking
the blame for the Seahawks losing does that work for you?
So yeah, sure, why not? This is what you're supposed
to say. It's right out of the book of cliches.
For a quarterback. You take culpability, just like a coach

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is supposed to say. Instead of just saying the players sucked.
You have to say, well, we all could do better. Coaches, players,
you have to include yourself in that. And so Gino Smith,
taking a leadership role, said, yes, by the way, we're
pitching a shutout. We're on the radio in Seattle right now,
we're pitching a shutout. Not a single twelfth man has
called up. And I guarantee you if Seattle had won
this game, we would have been flooded with Seahawks fans.

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I'm just saying. I'm just saying, But Gino Smith answer
the question. He takes the blame. Are you okay with that? Yeah,
I'm okay with it. But Gino Smith as a quarterback
in the NFL, as he's starting quarterback, he's like a
fun zone that there's a trampoline over here, and then
on the other side, you've got the ball pit over
on the other side, and watch out for the lagoon

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of doom. Watch out for the lagoon of doom. Because
Seattle out gained the Bengals three hundred and eighty one
yards to two hundred and fourteen. That is a massive
gap in favor of Seattle. But on third down, they
were only five of twelve on third down, all of
two on fourth down and one of five in the

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red zone. That is what's known as empty yardage yardish,
devoid of points. At the end, Gino Smith had a
pair of intercepts. He also turned the ball over on
downs twice, so essentially four turnovers for Gino Smith. And
it's another reminder, why Seattle, even though they've got a

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pretty good record and all that, they're a faux contender.
They're a faux contender. All right? Last point here, last point?
We go to London? Why do we go to London?
Why not? Now? I was sleeping through this game, and
apparently so were the Tennessee Titans. They played Baltimore. Baltimore
gets a twenty four to sixteen win over Tennessee. The

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story here is the starting quarterback for the Tennessee football team,
Ryan Tannehill, who has an injury, had an ankle injury.
He had his ankle rolled up on in the third
quarter and after trying to keep playing, he tried to
stay in the game, tough it out, throw some dirt
on it, that's special UK dirt, United Kingdom dirt. But

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it didn't work. He was spotted in crutches after the game,
never a good sign and so the question becomes in Tennessee.
They've got a bye week in Week seven, but going forward,
are the Tennessee Titans better off without Ryan Tannehill? And

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the answer to that is is three letters why E
S Y E S three letters yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes yes. The answer is yes on that. And here's
why I'll tell you why Tennessee is better because Ryan
Tannehill has not only been a quarterbacks, has been horrible

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all season. I would have benched him after the first game.
We've talked about it here on these airwaves. I would
have benched him after that game against the Saints. I
believe it was Week one, how bad he was. But
the problem is Mike Rabel. He's got this gus in
his head where he's convinced that he cannot put Ryan
Tanniel on the bench because the other guys aren't good

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enough and all that, even though the guy he's playing stinks.
It's like the the Bob Ross Special Bob Ross A
happy little accident. Is Ryan Tannehill getting knocked out of
the game, Why it's going to force Mike Rabel's hand,
And whether it's Malie Willis who didn't look that good,

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or will Levis, who they drafted. What's the point You
draft a quarterback every year, last a couple of years,
you draft the quarterback and week eight now Tennessee does
have the buye going to week seven, So Taniel's got
a couple of weeks to bounce back. But I say
let him sit week eight against the Atlanta Falcons. Put

(11:51):
Will Levis out there and let him eat a banana
with the skin on it and the whole thing, and
knock yourself out. I have a fine time. See. And
here's the thing on this, and I have no skin
in the game with the Tennessee Titans and all that,
but at worst, it's a lateral move. At worst, you're

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not worse going from Ryan Tannehill to quarterback X. Whoever
quarterback X happens to me. And the reason you're not
worse is because there are thirty three qualified quarterbacks in
the NFL. Ryan Tannehill is thirty second. The only one
that is statistically worse than Ryan Tannehill is Danny Dimes,

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who has proven to be an abject failure for the Giants.
As the Giants offense actually looked like they could block
a little bit, they had the same terrible offensive line
in the Sunday night games even worse. New players. They're
sunning guys off sofas and Tyrod Taylor did not look
like a deer in the lights, did not get like
the rabbit with his ears up there and just freezing.

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That did not happen. So hey, I think it'd be
more exciting. And Tannehill is not going to be back
next season in Nashville. The Titans is gonna be one
of those teams that changes quarterbacks. So put will Levis
out there, see what you got. And if not Will Levis,
put Malik Willis out there, see what you got. Give
it a shot. It is the Ben Mallor Show. If

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Speaker 1 (14:48):
A very offensive as in lack of offense kind of
a day. Eight of the fourteen teams in Week six
up in there's still one game left tonight, but eight
of the four team winning teams did not score more
than twenty points. If that seems rather odd, that has
not happened in almost a generation. Nineteen ninety nine, the

(15:10):
last time we saw an NFL week where that many
teams did not score more than twenty points and they
still ended up winning the games. Though. You play to
win the game. Let's go to Doc Mike, who's in Chicago.
We've not talked to the Doc in a while.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Surely he used to call religiously every single day.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yeah, but no more.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
He's moved on. He's big time. Hello Doc, Mike.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Good Marny. I want to say hello to Eddie. I
heard his voice a minute or so ago. Hello, Doc White, Hello.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Where have you been, Doc? Where have you been hanging out?
Where have you been hiding out? Doc?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
I'm in Connecticut right now, in Fairfield, Connecticut, working with
a Vietnam VETT that was supposed to be bad. Two
months ago, they misdiagnosed him with cancer and diabetes. So
they flew me out here Friday and we're working with
this guy. He's on the men.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah, all right, Well you're not even in Chicago, Doc.
You're almost never in Chicago anymore. You're always somewhere else.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
I've been there for the last what couple of months?

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh you have? Well, why have you not been calling in?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Doc?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Well, what is your excuse to not.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Calling I'm busy. Well i'm too. I got it. I
got a job.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, like a legitimate, like nine to five type job.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yep, yep, in a clinic.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Oh, Doc, Well men, this is a very UNDOC like.
I don't know how to handle this. Doc. You've gone
mainstream now, well.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
They've getten me all the time I need. You know,
I'm going to be in Arizona for four months, but.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
You're gonna come back out to La and hang on.
I was Sam would love to hang out.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Is COVID over there? No masks and I can get
in the building.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh no, no, if Eddie actually has the COVID over there, Yeah,
but you can. We'll get you in here.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, we can get you now, Okay, all right, I'll
come out there, maybe see you. It's only about six
hours from Phoenix.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I think that's nothing for you. You drive all over
the country. You from coast to coast, Doc, you don't
care about it.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Extra border, the border, Yeah, just like you. That's right
around the world here, streamed around the world.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Right, Yes, we are absolutely all right. Well, let's get
you're just checking in, You're just saying hello, Doc. That's it.
There's no you have any potion for Eddie. Eddie's got
the COVID right now.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yes, I got a new thing we're working with. It's
called a Naga lace helmeopathic. It's working for everything. One
of my autistic kids in Texas now on the men
and one in New Jersey. We're having them a lot
of You know the doc.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
You got the dock locked and got the doc. Yeah,
And I was there when the last I saw Doc.
We were in Minnesota hanging out eating juicy Lucy's there
and your your big wedding, your radio wedding to all right,
touch with her though I know she called in. I said,
where's Doc. She's I don't know. He's traveling around. I

(18:19):
think got the doctor.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Doc didn't need a juicy Lucy?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Now did he hold on? Ask you question? Let's see here, Doc,
did you eat a juicy Lucy in Minnesota?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Doc? Would I know? I don't think you had one?
Did you?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh? Of course I would never. I would never have one.
I had like four of them. Why would I have
one when you can have four? Delicious wonderful Let's say
hello to Dick in Dayton, one of the great Wings
in Cleveland, Brown's history. Hello Dixter, good morning, Hello, big day.
Ohio football's back.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Oh gee, geez geez. The any bad things. But see
Michigan and I forgot who they played. We couldn't get
the We couldn't get the Ohio State game.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
That was what.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
They didn't show it in Dayton. It must have been
it must have been on a cable channel or something.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
They did.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
It was on I've never heard of peacock.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
They said, well, that's a streaming service, Dixure, so that's
like a TV on the internet type thing.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
Well, I watched the Bengals game, and I'll tell you what.
Both Ohio teams, I think they have got to rank
them for their defense. The Bengals defense won that game
because the first half they looked good, but the second
half they were just And I thought at the end
there you know, the defense was going to come through.

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But I got kind of scared. Then I flipped it
over the Browns and I got to see the it
was down at about oh four or five minutes. And
I'm telling you, I I've never seen that second string
quarterback was good. It was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
With all due respect, he was terrible. I mean, I
mean yeah, you just said he was good. But what
maybe your TV was showing an old Bernie Kozar game
or something like that, because what I was watching when
I flipped over that game, I was like, Wow, the
Browns are winning and they don't even have a quarterback.
How is that possible? And even the Bengal your Bengal take,

(20:29):
and I don't want to touch up your takes. You're
the legend. I'm not the legend. You're the legend, but
your Bengal take. The Bengals defense got run up and
down the field by Geno Smith and if it wasn't
for his incompetence turning the ball over, then you know,
it would have been a much different story. So I
don't know that you can praise the Bengals defense when
they gave up three hundred and eighty one yards and

(20:49):
twenty four first downs to.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Seattle in the red zone there, Well.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That is true. Seata got there five times and only
scored one touchdowns.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yea true.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well there you go. See, you're salvage to take Dick,
You're salvage to take you know.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Something that I I called in the Into the show
with Jeff Bell and Tyler Tyler, Uh, they I didn't
hear Chris Rowe. Uh, Andrew Andrew Cisti Alano did the
play by play?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is that right?

Speaker 6 (21:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, our friend Andrew, I know, a huge Browns fan.
Yeah yeah yeah, Uh and Andrew used to work here.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Yeah yeah, I know, yeah, I know. But what an
upset that was, wasn't it?

Speaker 8 (21:38):
So?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Is that right? Andrew did the play by playing the Brons?

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah yeah, I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Who knew he actually did the Rams last week? For
is that the first time ever somebody's gone from the
Rams to the to the Browns? Because the last was
it last week? I think it was last week? The
Rams radio play by play guy got fogged in in
San Francisco, couldn't make it. Yeah to l A and
so Andrew filled in, like the first quarter, Wow, you're
you're full of knowledge there, Dixter unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah, you're a legend.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
I want to say, Uh, I love the pro the
pregame show with Jeff Phelps, he went that he's one
of the legends up there.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
He was who very good.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
Jeff Felts he worked at Channel forty.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Come on, Eddie, he worked at Channel forty. Come on
forty three is where he worked at Channel forty forty three.
I love forty three forty three is might go to Channel.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
My prayer is about Jimmy Donovan. My prayers.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, we all pray for Jimmy Donald. We need Jimmy Donovan.
Back way we got there, we went from Chris Rose
to Siciliano. Who's next? I think I think Eddie might
be doing the play by play next week.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Apparently they're only They're only giving Browns fans a chance
to do it.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Always Rose also a big Browns fan. Okay, can you
pretend to be a Browns fan?

Speaker 7 (22:52):
No?

Speaker 6 (22:53):
I remember the Browns in nineteen ninety three. We're heavy
underdogs and they beat Sam for Cisco when they had
Bernie Cozar.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Sure well, all great memories revolve around Bernie.

Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yeah, all right, they don't have the red Zone on
with Jimmy Donovan and Tony Grozie and dear Rod.

Speaker 7 (23:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
I've been trying to get it on Monday nights. But
if I call, you know, last I was lucky because
I was probably the third caller run there. But they
took me real quick.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Sure I understand, well, you know all the tricks of that.
I gotta go Dick, but thank you, bye bye bye,
have a good day you too. There he goes, Dick
and Dayton. Where he goes, only he knows it is
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couple of weeks in Cincinnati, will do this now because
Dick and Dayton was just on Mister Ohio Sports. So
the Cincinnati Bengals Jamar Chase, he's like seven eleven. He's
always always open, always open, Jamar Chase, and he ended

(24:10):
up wearing in the Bengals game against Seattle. He had
a chain that was a seven to eleven logo. He's
wearing it during the game there and a apparently he
has gotten a marketing deal with the people behind the
convenience store.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Aha.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So Jamar Chase is repping seven to eleven and chances
are he will likely be fined from the NFL for
wearing their logo and making sure it was on camera.
After a after a big play against Seattle, so you'll
see how much the fine is. But he was wearing
a seven eleven chain, which apparently they're going to be

(24:47):
selling at the convenience store if you were so inclined.
I think I'm good on that.

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Speaker 1 (25:05):
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Speaker 1 (25:30):
We press on here we say hello to our friend
Marcell in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcell, I can't.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
Believe avern what happens in two New York's football teams
or shall I say three Jets when Giants loss Bills
win in the week fix of the NFL. Whatever it
is the Big Bloom never lose or never winsh.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Which one is it? Well, there's only one team in
New York though, that's Buffalo.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
They won yesterday, sixteen through nine last night. And what
do they do for the New York Giants? Or should
I say my ambassador's team? Who still?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
It was fourteen? It was fourteen to nine? Oh yeah, fourteen,
sixteen to nine.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
It was fourteen fourteen nine is a sixth upside.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
For Hemlin and the Bills. Yeah, so good morning to you, Ben.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
How was your weekend Marshall? You have good weekend? Everything
all right with you?

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Oh? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Now there was a rumor and I actually got this
from Iowa Sam. He told me that you went to
party with Taylor Swift and Kelsey after Saturday Night Live.
Is that true?

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Yes? FNL is back, but you were.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
There partying with them? Is that correct?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Indeed?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Why not? You wouldn't want to party with Taylor Swift?
Shipped up, buddy, You're not swifty.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
I do, but I never party all in my life.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
You've never partied. You've never partied in your entire life.
Come on, we gotta get you out and see the
world there, Marcell. We'll tell you. Next time I visit
my brother in New York, I go over to Brooklyn.
We'll have a massive party and it's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
Oh you better come. I guarantee it. All right. It's Monday,
two straight days until my thirtieth birthday will take place
on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, B three to zero for Marsell. Yeah, you know,
the day after you turn thirty your body starts falling apart.
Did you know that?

Speaker 7 (27:37):
You're absolutely right.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Mar This is not now, Marcel, this is not your
first birthday with us, had birthday before. But as I
as I recall, you do not eat birthday cake?

Speaker 7 (27:50):
Is that right, Ben, don't fool you.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
So you are gonna have birthday cake for your birthday?

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh yeah for you? What kind of cake are you
going to have?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Well, that's later in the week, Eddie, you're ahead?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Is it? Is it? Am? I?

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Ryan says, I'm ready. He was going to be playing
some food picks.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
He doesn't like me messing up his bed. I'm sorry,
what Yes, it's not the same old crap every time.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
No, no, no, dawn a new day.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
It is so Malam mulitia malam militia. Let's get into it,
and Ryan and joins us right now. Ryan, good morning
from the great state of Maine.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Listening. His name is Ryan, Ryan, idiot. Let's go, let's
go ro Ryan, good.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Morning listening to the Big Jab there? What is your
food pick last night?

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I guess he's not there.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I want to call him the Big jab.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
Oh no, mar Oh Mercy, all right, happy birthday myself.
You never know you're so excited. Alright, I'm sure he'll
call back.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
But did you I crazy? Or did didn't?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Marcel?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
See he's never had.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Birthday Marcel, you've never had cake? Yes, Marcel.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Hey, you guys just pun up.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
It was Coop did it? I didn't do it?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
You just up.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I gotta hurry. I don't have a lot of time.
I'll go oodles and noodles.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I go ahead, Addie, it's birthday cake. You said you're
having a birthday cake.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I was. I was saying, Oh, brand you had Herbie
parmeersan crusted chicken with garthic mashed potatoes and roasted zucchini.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
How a mixed match?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Either reveal answer sorry up? Reveal whoa yeah? Reveal answers.

Speaker 7 (30:11):
Please, all right, yes, artful pick the last night.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Is yeah your face Eddie?

Speaker 10 (30:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I need someone to call right now, Actually I need
two people to call, because we are going to have
a brief edition of the Mallard Militia Feud eight seven
seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine
six six three sixty nine. The Malar Militia Feud, isn't it?

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Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's winning so important.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Listen winning and everything.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
It's the only thing.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's time for another Mallard game show. So we surveyed
one hundred people named sports teams associated with losing.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Duncurs.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I believe the answer is to clippers.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
That is the top answer. Forty points. It's malord, militia.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Cute, good game, bad imaging. Let's welcome in Architestan's on
the feud. We say hello to Eric, who is in Boston. Hello, Eric, welcome.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
How's it going?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
If I was any better to be a Patriot, but
not in New England Patriots because they suck, so I
would not be there. There you go, Look at that.
You're ready to go? All right? Very nice? Sorry, hold
on a second, and we have let's see here. Let's
go with Scott, who's in New Hampshire.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
Hello Scott, Hello, great to be here this morning. I,
as a matter of fact, I'm a Patriots fan and
I grew up here and I didn't change my loyalty
to a team three thousand miles across the country.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh you're already. You're already taking a shot. You're taking shots?
I got you? All right? Well, very good, gentlemen. Here
we go. Which category here? One, two or three?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Cooper?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
One are We'll do number one? Number two? All right,
number two? I don't really care about that.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Name something that is dangerous to do one handed. One
hundred people surveyed. The top six answers are on the board.
Your name is your buzzer? Name something? What name did
he say?

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Er?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Oh, Eric, I thought you said something else. Go ahead, Eric,
you're up first. Here, go ahead, Eric, whine?

Speaker 7 (32:57):
What do you say wine?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Why said wine?

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Very dangerous to whine? One handed? No, that is not
on there. Uht's strike one for Eric Scott. Would you
like to go Scott? Yes, all right, what's your answer?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Let's the power equipment?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Use power equipment?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Oh yeah, that's right. That is on there. All right.
That was the last answer. Good job by you. Top
five answers still on the board. Name something that's dangerous
to do one handed. We'll go back to you, Scott'd
be intimate, well for some people might be easier. Actually
that way is less, less people involved, and that is
not on their Like one back to Eric, Eric, name

(33:44):
something that's skilled enough. Name something that's dangerous to do
one handed? Drive? Yeah, that was the number one answer.
Keep job by you. Driving was the number one answer.
You go get Eric, A flying okay, well that would
be that would be hard flying. But I don't I

(34:05):
don't see that on their strike to uh Scott anything
Scott uh way sports playing sports. Now we have cooking,
riding a bike, cutting, carving, and swimming. Eric did win
though he got the number one answer. Eric won the game.
He won the game. All right, calm down, I don't
really care about that, all right, Fine, I don't know
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