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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our name, Bird two, our two ready to go,
and we're talking football, the Dolphins and the Eagles, the
made for television Sunday night game. How do you dissect
the Dolphins after a rather non competitive offensive performance in
the defeat? Also thumbs up and thumbs down? Do the
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Eagles have a developing Jalen Hurts problem? And we'll take
a wide angle look are the NFL officials meddling with
the outcome of these games? We had three different NFL
games on Sunday with some very shaky officiating that was
clearly biased towards one team or another. We'll talk about
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all that and more right now here. It is our
number two. Well normally swim in the ocean, but I
guess you can call it dolphin sushi after that Sunday
night game.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Welcome.
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astro fans That would be zero because they know they
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the cowards that they are zero. But our lead this
hour coming from football the Delaware Valley. That's the headline
there in a made for TV matchup to a tongue
of by Loa and the Dolphins. They're traveling circus, heading
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to phil Ladelphia for a playdate with Jalen Hurts and
the Eagles like it's a Nick Saban wet dream. A
couple old Alabama quarterbacks going head tohead. Mike Tarrico Chris
Collinsworth were there. They called the game for n b C.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Happy as hell. Kind of a big deal.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I bet you Nick Saban had three little Debbie cakes
to celebrate. That's how excited he was about this particular matchup.
So if you didn't see here, So if you didn't
see it, I had on one TV. I was actually
down the hall. I was around the corner in the room,
the old studio. I sat in there. I've been here
all the all day and I watched the A holes lose.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And then on the next TV over, I had the fighting, fighting, fighting,
fighting Eagles and they took down the Dolphins. So Jalen hurts.
Rebounding after a big mistake there, he hit A J.
Brown for the go ahead touchdown on the next drive.
After screwing up, he ended up throwing for two hundred
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and seventy nine yards and combined for three scores to lead.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
The eat hey gee l eat s Heregos to.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Lead the Eagles to a thirty one seventeen comfortable win
over the Dolphins there on Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Eagles are now six and one.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
They're tied for the top record in the NFL with
that team from Cansau City. So Jalen Hurts. He found
aj Brown not once, not twice, not three.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Times, not four times, not five, not six, not seven, not.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Eight, how about ten times ten times one hundred and
thirty seven yards? And the Eagles get past to a
tongue of by loa and the Dolphins, who are now
five and two.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
The better story though in the losing locker room.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So let us discuss how do you dissect the Dolphins
after this defeat. So I've got DC comics, Ed Sheeran
and Zebras and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a tasty cake,
which is what the Eagles had to celebrate their victory.
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They each had their own tasty cake. Boy were they
they happy?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So number one.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Dolphins Eagles for Miami and for Philadelphia, but more so
for Miami because they're they're the interlopers. The Miami Dolphins
are the inner lopers. This was a measuring stick game.
How do you measure up? You're the Dolphins. You got
all these big offensive point totals, big yards told how
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do you measure up? Miami has been absolutely slicing up
the impoverished teams of the NFL. They are not battle testing.
In fact, to prove my point, if you watch the
TV show Benny Versus the Penny, we referenced this statistic,
it is the mother of all stats. Heading into the
weekend in the NFL, the Dolphins were five and zero
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against teams that had a collective five and twenty four
record entering the weekend. The only team with a quality
record that the Dolphins played was the Buffalo Bills, and
they lost by a gazillion points. So the Dolphins on
the spectrum of crap, right, they're on the crap spectrum
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when you're just beating up bad teams and then the
one decent team you play you lose to. So now
you're playing another another good team. And how did they
do in this placement test?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
On the Malor report card, Miami gets an F plus
as in failure plus garbage F plus for the Miami Dolphins. Here,
the Dolphins were averaging thirty seven point two points per
game and four hundred and ninety eight point seven yards
per game. Now, the numbers were skewed because the Denver
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Broncos quit in a game against the Dolphins and the
Dolphins ran up the score, but still thirty seven point
two points per game and four hundred and ninety eight
point seven yards per game against That goes against what
was the ninth ranked defense in the NFL. The Eagles
had the ninth ranked defense coming in. So how did
this this turnout? Well, Miami put up seventeen points and
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two hundred forty four yards on Sunday night, But that
even that is misleading because seven of those points were
a courtesy of a pick six gifted by Jailer Hurts.
So the Miami offense only scored ten points and had
two hundred forty four yards against.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The Eagles defense.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And Tua tago I law if you put a halfway
decent defense out there. Tua is a mid quarterback. He's
a mid level baseline quarterback, and in this game averaged
less than seven yards per attempt at a touchdown. The
interception passer rating below eighty eight. It was eighty seven
point five, which is a college jazz station somewhere eighty
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seven point five. And when playing a halfway decent competitor,
when that happens, Tua becomes the Green Arrow. Now, if
you follow superheroes at all, you know the Green Arrow
is one of the DC Comics superheroes that has no
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special powers or abilities. Most superheroes have some kind of
an amazing superpower or ability, but no the Green era
does not to just I guess he has a bow
and arrow like the green the Green arrow there, and
that's what TA uses the bow and arrow against opposing defenses.
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And so that's where we are. Clearly that didn't work
so well in the game on Sunday Night against the
Philadelphia Eagles. Now page two here thumbs up or thumbs down.
Thumbs up or thumbs down on the question do the
Eagles have a issue with Jalen.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Hurts all of a sudden? So what they won the game?
What are you talking about? I'm going thumbs up.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Call me crazy, but just call me now this is
a minor situation. But file this away because it's becoming
bigger and bigger by the week. All of a sudden,
Jalen Hurts has mastered the art of the mistake. Now
he's morphing into that Ed Sheeran tune. Bad habits, there
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are bad habits here that are popping in that will
dera rail the Green team, the Kelly Green team there
and the mistakes are piling up now in this game.
You saw the Sunday night game, Jalen Hurts, he let
the Dolphins hang around because of turnovers mentioned Miami as
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a team scored seventeen points, ten on offense. But really,
if you peel back the curtain a little bit more,
ten of the points scored by the Miami Dolphins were
courtesy of mistakes by Jalen Hurts. You break it down,
Jalen fumbled the ball in the first quarter. The Dolphins
recovered at the Eagle twenty three yard line and they
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got a field goal. And Hurts also had a deflected
pass that was returned twenty two yards by Jerome Baker,
the touchdown maker, the linebacker for the Eagles, and that
was in the third quarter. So right there, there's ten points.
Eagles defense did their job, but Jalen Hurst. Now, if
you go back the last couple of weeks, Hurts has
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now had six turnoll in the last three games. Six
turnovers in the last three weeks, five interceptions and a
lost fumble.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Who goofed. I've got to know, I think we don't.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
The Eagles now have been able to bail him out
in most of these games. They didn't bail him out
in the Jets game, he lost that one, But the
Rams game I was at I saw the Eagles in
person that game, and then this game on the Sunday
Night the Eagles able to bail him out. It's not
a sustainable formula. So the Eagles are winning their six
and one and everyone's all horny and excited for Eagle football.
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But this is the kind of thing that will harpoon,
absolutely harpoon your season. Now, final point, let's take a
couple of steps back and we'll look at the big picture.
The headline here from the referee department of the NFL,
so not just in the Sunday night game, but across
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the schedule. If you were watching football all day and
you were observing the foot day, are the NFL officials?
Are the NFL officials meddling with the outcome of our
football games? And the only answer which is acceptable was
absolutely absolutely. I was at a game where I saw
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something that was not kosher, and the Sunday night game
there was some funny business going on. There is no
rhyme or reason to how games are called. The NFL
likes to joke around and they like to point out, oh,
you know, scripted, They like to play that up.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
But it does make you wonder.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It makes you wonder what's really going on in those
park avenue offices when you see some of the shenanigans
that happen on a weekly basis, and Sunday is a
great example for reference. We'll start back in Philly. The
Eagles were the better team, but they had the Zebras
in their back pocket. The Zebras were in the back
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pocket of the philidel Eagles. Now I was happy I
had the Eagles in the game, but the Dolphins were
called for ten penalties for seventy yards. The Eagles had
no penalties the entire game. They apparently played a perfect game.
The Philadelphi Eagles had zero penalties in the entire game.
Now keep in mind, if you've ever played football or
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just watched football, you know that you can literally and
figuratively call holding on every single possession.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So if the referees wanted.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
To, they could have called a couple of holding penalties
against the Philadelphia Eagles. Those are normally drive killers. They
chose not to do that, and so it doesn't pass
the smell test. And there was also a face mask
penalty that was called was not called against the Eagles,
was not called late in that game. Bad job by
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the reveries. How about an indie the Horseshoes with under
a minute left in that game, in the fourth court,
Browns drove deep down into Indianapolis territory before quarterback p J.
Walker from ball, he fumbled the ball.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
He fumbled the.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Ball after a sack and it was recovered by DeForest
Bucker of the Colts. All right, that's a game changing
play right there. However, wait a minute. Indianapolis defensive back
Darryl Baker, whoever that is, was called for illegal contact
and that gave Cleveland the football and a fresh set
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of downs. And then right after that, Baker was called
for defensive pass interference on a wishy washy situation. It
was an uncatchable football and that set up the Browns
first and goal to go at the goal line and
Cleveland running back Kareem Hunt eventually scored the game winning
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touchdown and that gave the Cleveland football team a one
point win over the Indianapolis football team. The game I
was at the Rams and the Pittsburgh Steelers now Steeers
won by a touchdown. And another case where I think
we had Ay Insurer as a referee here, it was
a fourth and one late in the game, a couple
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minutes to go in the game. Kenny Pickett does not
get the first down.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
He comes up a.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Half a yard shirt short, clear as can be, not
even close. It's not even like you have to go
to replay, except the referee wearing his terrible towel underwear,
went out there and clearly before the line to gain
Kenny Pickett was short of it, and the referee placed.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
The ball first down. Game over.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That's it, rather than giving the Rams possession a chance
to go down and tie the game and force that
game to go to overtime. And does the NFL care
about any of this stuff? Does the NFL?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
No, they don't.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
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Robots might have to take over as referees. Soon they
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from Syracuse red sinces the Dolphins last night played like
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the Green Arrow, no real powers with the game getting scary.
What did green Arrow do when the going got tough?
He looked for the great Black Canary? There you go,
all it's a poet from the Midnight Walker. There, let's
see hear Shane from Des Moines Wright Sin says anyone
who loses to Denver this year should have their head coach,
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offensive coy and inner defensive quarter blah.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Blah blah, all fired.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are you calling for a mass change there for the
Green Bay Packers? Is that what you're calling for? Remember
after a couple of games, there were people saying Jordan
Love three for three the Green Bay Packers. They went
from Brett Farb to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love. Yeah,
how's that working on? And there's no excuse for Jordan Love. Now,
I was thinking about doing a Jordan Love monologue. I
don't wait till later in the week. We got a
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whole week to get through. But Jordan Love does not
have the excuse that other young quarterbacks have. He spent
how many years on the bench, learning and being groomed
for this opportunity. He's got no excuse. He sucks, no excuse,
he's garbage. I was Sam Green Bay Packer fan.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
I will say, do you remember Aaron Rodgers' first year
as a starter?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
This is where you're gonna make excuses. This is the no, no,
this is the part of the script.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, he showed a lot of promise. They had a
losing record. I think that they just weren't tight enough
as a team to get to the playoffs, and then
they went to the playoffs the following year. But he
showed that big wow, you know, big throw possibilities. Jordan Love.
They've been stuck anywhere between like thirteen to twenty four
points for like seemingly for a long stretch here, it doesn't.
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It doesn't look great in terms of their offense, in
terms of he being the air.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You don't like those six yards per pass, you know,
like that's he's not showing the same like because Aaron
Rodgers also spent a couple of years on the bench.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
And but you saw it, you saw it when he
started his first season that he was going to be
the next guy. And I just don't know if and
if Jordan loves that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Guy looking so good.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
It's not looking so good.
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Do you have any Are you a stockholder in the package?
You want a stock?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
I do not. I don't have one of those worthless certificates,
but I do. I do enjoy the packers. I've always
been a fan of theirs. For a while, we'll just wait.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
A few years. They'll have another stock thing. You can
buy it.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
Yeah, stock, it's like a certificate of authenticity. Yeah, you
know what a racket they got to the pack It's
like a donation. It's like a charity.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
No, but I mean, how great is that?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Like?
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The people on Wall Street let me do a Ben
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Speaker 5 (19:34):
Whatever ax free. It's like a yeah, you send.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Your certificate or something like that.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
No they don't have You should send people like some
dirt from your front yard, you know, in a little jar.
And then you're like, I could do that Mallard dirt.
You'll never run out of the dirt from so Vile.
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That's a great idea.
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Mallard manner dirt.
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How much would I chart nineteen ninety five?
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Yeah, I mean you can make a lot. It's like that,
what was that man, Mallard dirt. Peter pop Off would
sell the Holy water. Oh yeah, yeah, and it was
probably just like it was probably just like.
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Tap toilet water, not even tapwater.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I think he's still doing it. He might be.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
That's a good scam.
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I like that.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Then you own a little piece of the Mallard manner.
You can just get the dirt from anywhere. It could
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Speaker 2 (20:15):
It'd be authentic dirt. I'm not going to short change
people dirt. I'll give my dirt's good dirt. This is
we have good audio. And when you have good audio.
You play the good audio. So we take you to Chicago,
where the Lost Vegas Raiders plausibly spent a lot of
money to fly to Chicago, to stay at a five
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star hotel, to bust the Soldier state a soldier field
there and lose to Tyler Badgin, who I get. I
don't know who this guy anyway, And the guy from
Shepherd Shepherd's Pie College, he was out there yet.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
He's an interesting guy. I heard a little of him interviewed,
and he's not what I expected.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, he was chest.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Kind of like a southern I don't know, rocker dude.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I look like I don't know how to describe him,
like redneck or something, kind of little rednecky.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I've heard his pronounced bigent. I don't know, but we
should just stick with ba.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Get Well, No, Beijing is the actual name, but I
think Bagett's more fun. That's a more fun way to
say say it. Anyway, he didn't play that great, but
compared to Brian Hoyer, the fact that if I owned
the Raiders and Josh McDaniel decided, you know, I'm gonna
go with Brian Hoyer instead of Aidan O'Connell.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think that's a fireable offense.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Why would you start Brian Hoyer that If you look
up the definition of suck, Brian Hoyer's photo is right there.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
It is.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
It is fascinating that Josh McDaniels would make that decision, Like,
is he stupid?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
He's kind of the Max Sureser of quarterbacks. He's kind
of dead armed. You know, the sures are at one
point was good. Oh of course, good kind of career.
Uh you know clipboard holder.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah yeah, and O'Connell at least has a little bit
of promise, and you go with the other guy. Anyway,
the Raiders got smoked and Max Crosby went on a rant. Crosby,
let's just say he's not real happy with the way
things are going in Raider Land. Let's go to the
audio tape.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Tigles this football if.
Speaker 7 (22:24):
They didn't play good enough any face. It's about doing
your job at the best, best level you possibly can
on a play to play basis, And uh, that's the
focus every single day, not only for myself, but our
d line, our you know, defense, our offense in general.
We got to play better complimentary football. It just wasn't
wasn't good enough. It was literally an embarrassment.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yea, an embarrassed that's about right. Yeah, I feel I
have a lot of friends are Raider fans. You know,
they've sucked.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
For a long time, the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
But that's that's just a gutless performance by the Raiders
in Chicago. I mean, you're playing one of the worst
teams in the NFL legitimately, one of the worst teams
in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
You lost by eighteen to.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
The bard and a guy who went to Shepherd College.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
You know where that is?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
We should call him bagent Orange. How do you like that?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
How did Josh McDaniels, How does he keep his job?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
When the Raiders lose, we honor the Raiders with the
Autumn Wind, the Autumn Wind. When they win, we play
my version. But when they lose, we honor one.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Of our producers here at Fox Sports.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Raiders got a very distinctive cadence to him, and well
that's just that's he's from San Diego. But here we go,
let's go to the audio tape. This is when the
Raiders lose, we play the Autumn Wind, this version.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
Here we go The Autumn Wind is a pirate blustering
in from sea with a rollicking song. He sweeps along,
swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten. He wears a
hood at sash, with a silver hat about his head,
and with a bristling black mustache. He growls as he
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storms the country, a villain, big and bold, and the
trees all shaken, quiver and quake as he rubs them
of their gold. The autumn Wind is a raider pillaging
just for fun. He'll knock you round and upside down,
and laugh when he's conquered and won. The autumn Wind
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is a pirate blustering in from sea with a rollicking song.
He sweeps along, swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten.
He wears the hooded sash, with a silver hat about
his head, and with a bristling black mustache. He growls
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as he storms the country, a villain, big and bold,
and the trees all shaken, quiver and quake as he
rubs them of their gold. The autumn Wind is a
raider pillaging just for fun. He'll knock you around and
upside down, and left when he's conquered and won.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
There is The Autumn Wind with Brandon producer Brandon, Thank
you for that, Brandon.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Great job the Autumn Wind. Wow, that is stunning.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I thought maybe the Raiders might lose the game. I
did take the risk, but to be honest in the
TV show, when we picked the game, we didn't know
Grooppolo was going to miss the game, and I assumed
that Josh McDaniels would not be a country bumpkin and
start Brian Hoyer. So you know what happens when you
assume you make an asset of everyone involved. Speaking of that,
let's go over to Spartacus right now. Get you caught
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up on everything going on in the Old Overnight.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And here is mister Williams support himself.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Absolutely none of the Raiders seems I've ever witnessed in
my lifetime, resembled what was described in that Autumn Win version.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So you clearly have not been out in the world
and seen the world. That's that's the new Autumn Wind.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Well, the Raiders aren't gonna be doing a hol him
up much winning if Josh mcganiel's remain as head coach.
I mean, he's an absolute joke of a head coach.
And I'm in a fantasy group.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I thought, you're the news guying hot take.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'm in a fantasy group with nothing but Rayder fans,
so of course I have to be the voice of reason.
And I told him from the very beginning when they
hired him, that it's gonna be nothing but losing going ahead.
They got bailed out of the worst contract in the
NFL when Chucky was unsart, unceremoniously canned only to make
the playoffs and then do what turn around and make
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the stupidest possible coaching hire again.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, and that's the right should have kept u Bisacia.
That guy had the mojo the interim.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I understand that.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
You don't hire the interim.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You never fall in love with the interrom Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You don't.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
I agree with Sparty on that bad take by ioways
saym there never Romeo Cornell won a few games of
the Cleveland Browns. I think was it the Browns or
the Chiefs? And they kept him around a disaster?
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Did he was?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
He on?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Was Romeo the guy when they went ten and six?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
The Browns?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
When ten and six with like Derek Anderson, it.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
All runs together. But Romeo Crenell took over the players
loved him. They said they we want to play for him,
so the idiot owner kept him. And then after that
it was just mediocrity, just horrible. I don't know, could
it be?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Is it worse? Would it be worse than currently?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:28):
Just ask USC fans about Clay Helton, because he was.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
Just saying, I.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Got a fun fact.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Hold, seg, I got a fun I'd like to learn
all your philiates down the line. I have a fun fact.
My buddy, who's an old newspaper guy, sent me this
is great. So USC spent a crap ton of money
on Lincoln Riley, and Lincoln Riley is seventeen and five.
That is the same record Clay Helton had after twenty two.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Games, seventeen and five. Yes, yeh at us because because
they lost Utah twice then they lost their bowl game. Yeah,
you're right, Yeah, and I made that up. No, I
was just thinking about what we're trying to correct me. No,
how dare you?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
You were trying to you thought I was wrong.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I was just thinking Lincoln Rodney, mister big shot Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Coach, like really good last year. So I was trying
to think where those losses came from.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Seventeen and five, same record as Clay Hilton. But people
sick Clay Hilton, not anymore, they don't.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
That is the.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Softest that that USC team is. Cool whip. They are
so soft. They're gonna go to the Big Ten and
get steamrolled when they go to the Big Ten. Oh
my god, they're gonna they're gonna go out in Nebraska
and it's gonna be cold there. Oh my god, it's
so cold. I know, Cooper, we're doing twenty five minute updates.
What do you want from me? I mean he does
(28:54):
a monologue here Sparty at the beginning of it, and
then I got to react to the monologue.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
We're talking college troubles that I have so far. What's
that sarting you've done far? We're talking right now there, it's.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
The Ben Maller show, you Jack Gass.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
We're talking college football. That's all I'm excited about that.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
A nice job by the Hawkeyes there against.
Speaker 5 (29:13):
And they got they got screwed one to ten.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, like, uh, I mean you didn't do you guys
know the time Big Ten matchup right.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Now, right, But they they had a pun return for
a touch that was wiped off.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
The cool cool can you help us cool?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Please?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
No? No, I'm sorry, but now I get a chance
to say they no stop, that's the music playing, run
out of music.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
We're gonna go to break.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Please we got five minutes.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Please.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I don't think we've done one score.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I was about to go in the Raiders and then
you interrupted? Did you start with the raiders?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Nobody? Why?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Just because you were talking about you didn't even mentioned
that school we're talking about that?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
I don't care.
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who fled?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is next? Hello, Jed?
Speaker 6 (30:48):
I haven't got weather every seven minutes on the fives
of here. They're worse than those radio guys, Dude, Their
radio gooper is not even worthy of Chinese morning drive radio.
And as they live, and I don't know they have cars.
They probably got cars.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
We got.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
We got traffic on the ones, weather on the threes,
and sports scores on.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
The f on the I guess I'm there for the force,
all right? These people mean, I don't even know what
to say about it. I'm gonna say this, what if?
Why is there not the genre of taught cheating and
sports flight? It is in pornography. You're like, all of
a sudden, the other team's like, hey, I'm disgusted. Hey
what else the streaming things is? I got to advantages
(31:27):
to it? And I don't know what the umpire does
he even getting involved here. He's got a lot of
balls in his pocket, literally, and so that gets involved.
What do you think? Do you think I.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Don't think I stopped thinking about fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
I just gave up on thinking. I think thinking's overrated.
I don't believe in thinking. Thinking uses too much brain power.
I'm saving my brain power.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Do you ever say it words to me? Times was
like I sell, I mean I want to you know
what I want to get you.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I want to get your take here. So who is
the more annoying fan? Taylor Swift wearing I think think
this is the first time she wore Chief's memorabilia. She
had a Chief shirt on and.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
She Chief don't have a Chief.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Now she did a She did a handshake with Britney Mahomes,
that annoying wife of Patrick Mahomes, the really annoying one. Yeah,
so that's a not that's another thing. But then how
about this. You're gonna really get pissed off of this.
You know that viral Mary Anne do that fake Charger fan. Yeah,
here's another example of her being a fraud. She showed
(32:33):
up at Arrowhead Stadium with a sponsor. Now I'm not
gonna name the sponsor, but there was a Chicken joint,
a Chicken National chicken chain that I guess paid.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
For her to be there. She had a sponsor taking
hands with the homie spot.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
So I asked you, Jed, who fled? I'm asked, Jed.
I'm asking you right now, Jed, who's more annoying? Taylor
Swift wearing a Chief shirt and she had some kind
of bracelet on, like a friendship bracelet for Kelsey or
Marianne Do showing up a week later with a Chicken
Shack sponsor.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
I'm thinking, man Do, because I thought I was watching
one of those commercials where one was like, my eyes
fop out of my head and I have to wear
sunglasses all the time because I mean, what was that
was that? Like? Ohh? And I was coming all the
way out of the head, you know in the cartoon
it's the wolf, except she sponsored dude. I dropped out
for a second. They were who sponsors?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Well, I don't want to give them a plug because
the real quick.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
I became a fan of Matt kids. It's had a
race in Atlanta because of the wall and the yellow things,
and there was a five hundred mile race and there
was then like two hundred something miles, like we got
two hundred eighty more than these things, and they're like no,
I's say it's only it's only three hundred twenty five
last years five hundred miles.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
And Jed, don't you know just to wait until there's
about fifteen laps to go to turn on a NASCAR risk?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
What's wrong with you? Everyone knows that I was.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I was there in person. Oh my god, man, it's
the greatest thing. It's just like hockey. You think it
look it's terrible, but in person hockey.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
I've been to a NASCAR I've been. I've been to
a NASCAR I think I don't, but I'm an honorary redneck.
I've been to a NASCAR race before I have.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
You're an honorary redneck. What's the closest cousin you've ever kissed?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Apparently not? All right, very nice, thank you yesterday.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
I'm just saying you care.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I don't know. Yeah, No, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I mean the power of a NASCAR when you're you're
kind of close. You can feel the wind and you
hear the noise of the car going, but it's it's
pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You ain't person. You're lad.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Then when you realize that if the car crashes and
goes flying in, you're dead. You know, that's another element
of of enjoyment, Well, Mallard of the thirty three here's
the to trivia. Miles Garrett has recorded at least one
sack in fifty five of his ninety career games. He
is tied with Blank for the most games with at
least one sack in a player's first ninety career games.
(35:12):
That goes back to nineteen eighty two when they made
the stat of a sack official. That is the insta trivia,
the answer and Mallard of the third degree.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
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(35:55):
to Big Ben.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
And here is the the insta trivia with Mallard of
the third degree warming up right now as we speak,
it's about to come out of the oven.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Here's the answer trivia.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Miles Garrett, that's a player for the Cleveland football team,
has recorded at least one sack in fifty five of
his ninety career games. He has tied with Blank for
the most games with at least one sack in a
player's first ninety career games since nineteen eighty two.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's when that stat became official. So let's see. Does
anyone know the answer? Alf the Alien?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Opiner says none other than our friend Dick in Dayton's
friend Bernie Kozar is the answer. Edwin in Carnacion guessed
by the Cowboy Killer page down that Bay City Tony says.
David hum is the way to go. Omarvis Scale for
mister nice guy. Friend of the podcast, Connor Badard from
(36:56):
Late Night Drug tester, Cornelius Bennett from Eke and Roseville,
Minnesota Callaghan Tam and Michigan going with Neil Smith. That's
his answer, Kyle says, Chester Mcloughton is the way to go.
Oh J. Simpson from Mark in Sana Monica and so
Robin Minnesota, going with Rodney Pete, heavy metal Kevin from
(37:19):
Shane in thew moy Boyd people upset with heavy metal
Kevin saboteur. At the end of last week, Bruce Smith
guessed by Johnny Q that is his answer.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Who else do we have paid down? That's enough? All right?
Speaker 2 (37:34):
The correct answer is none other than that's the wrong
that's the wrong answer. I was saying, that's not the
correct answer, was David hum No, the correct answer is.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Von Miller, Von Miller, Miles, Garrett and von Miller.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Tiede fifty five games with a sack first ninety career games.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Here we got.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
To the third degree. Here we go, this is one
gets grilled. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Kobolo.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Brian Windhorse reported over the weekend that the Chicago Bulls
could look to trade Demarga rozen as the season progresses. Ben,
do you think they trade to Rosen or extend him? Well,
if Windy reported it, come on, no, listen, it makes sense.
The Bulls are a baseline team in the East.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
They're stuck in the middle. They're not terrible.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Chicago, but they don't have the the razmataz of the
top teams. You look at the East, you got Buck
Celtics heat in one order or another. The Bulls are
not on that list. They're in that category with the
Knickerbockers and teams like that. And so Demarto Rosen is
a prolific scorer who does nothing else to help you
win games. And he's in his mid thirties now, so
(38:56):
he's on the back nine of his NBA career. It
makes sense if Chicago is a middling team again to
get rid of him.
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Right next, it's being reported that the Broncos will listen
to offers for players, but will not be having a
fire sale at the trade deadline. Ben, do you think
there should be anybody untouchable on the roster?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I don't think they should have a fire sale, Coop.
I think he should have a bonfire where they just
throw everything into the fire and then.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Burn, baby burn, baby burn. No keepers.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
We know Sean Payton is efforting to change the roster,
to flip the roster. He wants his guys, he wants
his kool age drinkers on the roster. And even though
they won against the Packers, that doesn't change the narrative
there in Denver, if it was up to Sean Payton,
he would turn the roster upside down and bring in
a bunch of confidants of his bunch of old Saints guys,
(39:44):
and so I believe they will. I don't think there's
any untouchable players. They answer your question next.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
According to our own Crisp Bissard, there is scuttle butt
around the league that Joel Embiid wants to go to
the Knicks but won't come out and say it because
he doesn't want the backlash from Philly fans.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Into this, well, I buy into it.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
If I was an NBA insider that I would toss
that out because you connect these star players either with
the Knicks of the Lakers, and you get tons of traffic.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
So it's a great thing.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
But Joel Embiid is so embedded in Philadelphia, right, mister
Philadelphia and all that. But it's the NBA. Damian Lillard
was mister Portland. He's cold blooded. He's not wearing a
Milwaukee Bucks uniform, so all bets are off. Anything is
possible there. It is Mallard of the third deree, how
do we go fail this?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That is a win? That is a win by man two.
That is a win. Yeah, here we go go, here
we go, Here we go.