November 2, 2023 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Jalen Hurts walking out of a press conference when asked about his knee, Micah Parsons grumbling over coaches getting guaranteed contracts, the Jets failed attempts at a trade, Fact or Fiction, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumber four. Here we go, and we start
out in Dallas, not where the Rangers play in the
Dallas area. To Jerry's world, the Star, does Micah Parsons
grumbling over NFL coaches guaranteed contracts make any sense? Also,
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how do you interpret Jalen Hurts walking out of a
news conference when asked about his knee. And we'll also
talk about the Jets who tried to trade for DeVante
Adams were told also Mike Evans, they were denied. What
does the Jets' hunting expedition for wide receiver help tell
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you going forward? What does it mean going forward? We'll
talk about that. Who knows what else is going to
pop up? Have a wonderful, glorious Thursday. It is our
number four and here.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The wine Line is open for business.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We are in the a.
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Everywhere audio dwellers as we are in a constant state
of flux coast to coast, border to.
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Border and beyond.
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On the mast and colossally powerful microphones of fs are
amminating live from the inside, thinking inside, the mystical and
magical radio box as we hang out with you. Congratulations
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of the Texas Rangers, the champions of Major League Baseball.
First time a team in Texas has ever won a
World Series and it's the Texas Rangers. So congratulations to them,
finally a champion. We didn't have a champion last year.
The championship was not given out last year. So congratulations
to Texas as they win, and it's got to be
embarrassing to that other team in that state. The Rangers
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are the first team to win a championship with no taint,
no controversy, just smooth. And the Arizona Diamondbacks kind of
like gremlins. They were exposed to moisture and also what
are the rules of gremlins, right, you can't get wet,
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don't feed them after midnight and no sunlight.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The Diamondbacks were exposed to the eighty four win frauds.
They were as they smoked. Here the last couple of
games of the World Series, and there is a parade
on Friday. If you're into those kind of things, you're
listening in Dallas, you probably already know that, but the
parade is on Friday. My recommendation is the Rangers parade
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goes by the Cowboys facility and they all give Jerry
Jones the bird as they drive by there. I think
that would be fun, but I don't think they'll do that.
Are lead this are speaking Jerry's world.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't have the patience to jack with you today.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Our lead does come from Jerry's world. The Cowboys star
Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Pretty good player. He's really good at.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Being a content creator, filling up the sports talk radio
collection plate for struggling overnight gas bags and blowhards. Now,
if you didn't see this, and why would you, probably
didn't you matter miss it. So Micah Parsons is not happy.
He has had another hissy fit every week he's complaining
about something the media is not fair.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's a Marxist.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
He wanted everyone in the media to treat everyone the
same when he's playing on one of the glamour teams.
It's fascinating anyway. Micah Parsons now complaining because of the
Raiders firing Josh McDaniels. Say what Yeah, He responded to
a report pointing out that the Raider franchise will be
paying John Gruden and Josh McDaniels somewhere in the neighborhood
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of forty to eighty million dollars, depending on John Gruden's
buyout and depending on what happens in the lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That Gruden filed against the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So Parsons responded to all that at least forty million
for McDaniels, who couldn't coach his way out of a
wet paper bag. And then you've got Gruden and here's
what he said, but players can't get fully guaranteed money. Lol,
crap a scam. Now keep in mind that was a
radio edit. He did not say the word crap. He
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didn't say the word poopy. He said a word that
starts with US. I forget what the rest of the
letters are, but it's a very popular word. And I
don't know why we can't say the word anyway. So
let us discuss the question. Does Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Rumbling and grumbling.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Over coaches guaranteed salaries in the NFL? Does it make sense?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I've got presidential library, possum, and blueprint, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make the Baba ganoosh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
We're gonna make the Barba ganoosh.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, So to kick off the festivities here he's
talking about this Michael Parsons story. Michael Parsons, yet again,
he's like a missile that's misguided when he's got some
really bad takes, really bad takes, and from a guy
that at the first sign of trouble when he was
invited on with Skip Bayless on television, the first sign
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of trouble, he took the chicken little route and so
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Doug Prescott got her.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And now he's got all these opinions. It's it's fascinating.
He's the same guy anyway. Michael Parsons, he should be
the word is happy. He should be happy for John Gruden.
He should be happy for Josh McDaniels that they got
this golden handshake. And if you can't beat them, join them.
So my advice to Michael Parsons at a very young
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age is just retire from the NFL, get into coaching.
There are no salary caps in the NFL. You don't
get hurt playing in the games in the NFL. Now,
if that doesn't happen, Parsons, he should go to the
Great State of North Dakota. Why should he go to
North Dakota because that is the home of the Presidential
Library of Theodore Roosevelt. He can go to Theodore Roosevelt's
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Presidential Library because Teddy once said, comparison is the thief
of joy, is the thief of joy. Now you're gonna
need some pill pop and some anxiety pills if you're
gonna worry about how much everyone is making. I'll give
you an example. Here's how I relate in my little
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world that I'm in.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If I sat.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Around the radio station thinking about how when Colin Cowherd
buys a house, it ends up in the real estate
section on the tabloid websites, and Dan Patrick's got multiple mansions.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Here, there and everywhere. If I thought about how much
of these guys make, he's the same thing I do. Right,
I do a radio show.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Our show is actually longer than those shows.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But if I sat.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Around all day thinking, man, it's not fair. Coward's making
you know twenty five times what I'm making. Dan Patrick's
making you know fifteen times what I mean, the men
in white coats would need to come and get me.
I would be on an involuntary seventy two hour cycled.
I would be fifty one to fifty if I thought
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But I don't. I don't worry about it. Who cares
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I like what I'm doing, and I think Michah Parsons
likes what he's doing. He gets paid a lot of money,
and unlike me, Michah Parsons, once his number comes up
here for the Cowboys, Jerry Jones is going to give
him his own ride.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
At Jerry's World. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Furthermore, headline Philadelphia we go Now ironically, the Cowboys playing
the Eagles this week. It's kind of a big game,
kind of a big deal. And that's the NFC slobbery knocker,
NFC East sloberknocker. And so Jalen Hurts has popped up
up on our radar, Jalen Hurts refusing to answer questions
about his damaged left knee. In fact, just to prove
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that we're not up now. You're not going to really
hear Jalen Hurts too much, but you're going to hear
the reporter some I don't know, some hack reporter in
Philadelphia who asked Jalen Hurts a question about his left knee,
which was damaged. He did not look very mobile in
the game against Washington this past weekend. So here is
Jalen Hurts being asked about his knee. Let's go to
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the audio tape. Take a listen.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
J I got I gotta.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Ask anything new with the kneed?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Feel better, feel worse?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Different?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anting? Okay, that's what I thought about flood the shot there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
If you're gonna make that out, said, I gotta The
reporter said, I gotta ask anything new.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
With the knee.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That was the query feeling better, feeling worse, different, nything.
So here's what Jalen Hurst did, because this is more
of a visual thing than an audio thing. So Jalen
Hurts smirks right a little, he chuckles. He then shakes
his head at the how dare you ask me that question?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He then tapped the table two times, double tap. He
did the double tap, so he double taps the table
and then the reporter says, all right, that's what I
thought and walks away, says it was worth the shot.
So how do you interpret? How do you interpret? Parsing
the words and the body language of Jalen Hurts. Heies
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going against Michael Burz But how do you interpret Jalen
hurts body language and his attitude towards a legitimate question
about his left knee, which is clearly not right, clearly
not right. So that smirk, that smirk is worth a
thousand words or at least a portion of a malle monologue.
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Jalen Hurts asked a simple question.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You know what he did?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He gave an answer by not answering. That is a
classic non answer answer. Now, my theory on this is
he didn't want to tell a lie because that's immoral,
so he didn't tell a lie. He just zipped up, chuckled,
and walked off. But he didn't say, oh, my knee's great.
But by not answering, by playing possum, that non answer
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is an answer. It tells us that Jalen Hurts is
having some serious issues with his knee, and that I
knew when I was watching the game last weekend and
he botched the tushy pushy and they couldn't get it.
He actually fumbled Jalen Hurts the master the Picasso of
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the tush push and they ran it and he just
wasn't right and he fumbled the ball on the toush
push I was like, wow, wowsers, wowsers and until proven otherwise.
And this is a big thing. I got the TV show.
We're gonna be taping the TV show later today as
we pick all these games.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Made my final, final, final pick on this game, but
I'm leaning heavily to doing the unthinkable and taking the
Dallas Cowboys because Jalen hurts knee is that messed up?
And you know how much I loathe picking the Dallas
Cowboys because then I get Cowboy Tom, Cowboy Jimmy, Cowboy
Bobby calling me up after if the Cowboys were to win, Oh,
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holy crap, be nothing but cowboy sick of fans genuflecting
to Jerry Jones, And god knows, I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But you're not a dual threat, corp.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
If your left knees that messed up, which it appears
to be, you're just gonna drop back quarterback.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Can you win that way? Maybe you can't.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It worked against Washington last week, but the Cowboys like
to claim they have a better defense than the Washington
football team.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Party shot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We head to Gotham, well actually New Jersey. We are
told that the general manager he wroetund General manager of
the New York AFC football team, Joe Douglas attempted to
make us splash trade splitsh splash. He wanted to get
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Raider wide receiver Davonte adamscord to the tabloids of New York.
So the Jets reached out to the Raiders about Deavonte Adams.
They called the Bucks, hey, how would you like to
trade Mike Evans? And both teams said, go pound sand
screw you. We're not trading these guys, but it still
makes for a good story. The Jets ultimately did nothing,
nothing of note. They stood pat but not patriot pat
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because that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So what does the Jets hunt for receiver help mean
going forward? So it's a tell you don't have to
be a distant relative of Nostra Damas or friend of
Nostra Demas as yours truly here and Nostra Demis lives
in Seattle. Or own a crystal ball I owned two,
thank you very much, or have a magic eight ball
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I own one. To know to know that we are
now peeking behind the corner that if you're going to
trade for Devont Adams or try to trade for Mike Evans.
If you're trying to get those guys, you don't just
want them for this year, you want them for the
next couple of years. So we will circle back to
this at the end of the season when the Super
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Bowl is played, and then the trading season begins in
late February and the next couple months after that, and
so we'll revisit this. Now the Raiders, they're in turmoil.
Devonte Adams is not happy. Does he continue to sulk
or is he a happy camper now that Josh mcgrumpy
is no longer his head coach.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We'll find out.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But if you're going to trade for Devontaepms, he's not
going to make Zach Wilson good.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's not.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And Zach Wilson even next year, assuming Zach still on
the team, which he probably will be, he's gonna have
to play Aaron Rodgers at age forty, and that's how
he's gonna be next year. It is not going to
be able to play every game even if he comes back,
and he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Back this year.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That is the most ridiculous storyline that keeps getting pushed forward.
He's not coming back, and he does come back, he's
gonna end up in a wheelchair. All right, It is
the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like to comment
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Don't turn us Mike on, Iowa, Sam, don't do not
do it, do not do it.
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Don't do it. No, no, no, no, no no, all.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Right, we will take your phone calls. Also, a legend
in the NFL unable to handle sports talk radio. We've
got that. What kind of pussy willow would you be
to not be able to handle that? And a James
Harden conspiracy theory. There's a James Harden conspiracy theory, and
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I have a theory on the James Harden conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We'll get to all that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (16:08):
Alf the alien old piner says, clearly, you couldn't care
less how much column makes. You've never brought it up before.
To Micah, go play in the NBA. See how well
these guaranteed contracts are going for them. A side note,
I vaguely remember someone predicting the Rangers in five. That
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is correct. More proof that the Bennettes do not support
this show. Not a single Bennette said. You know what, Ben,
you nailed it. You said Rangers in five. Now, if
I had said Diamondbacks in five and I got it
completely wrong, you think these idiots.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Would have brought it up. Of course, Nah, you would
have brought it up. I didn't watch.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The Rangers Rangers in five. I said it chi ching,
Chi ching.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Chi ching. I will give you credit though, that you
you watch the game. I'm a loser.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
No, not that that you you called the Josh Dobbs
thing before that he was traded, Yes, well before it happened.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But here's the one mistake the Cardinals made is they
they announced they were benching him before the trade was final.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They should have they done that right.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Well, and when they did that, I thought, well, there
goes Ben's yeah, and it still happened.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
The Viking what a horrible game. You talk about two
teams that soil their pants on offense, the Vikings and
the Atlanta Falcons this weekend. In the end, and the
Falcons changed quarterbacks to Taylor Heineke is gonna play that's
not an upgrade. That's a sideways move.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That is not an upgrade.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He's not good, not good either anyway, Lady Sideburns, you
know it's a big night. When Lady Sideburns writes in says,
I would imagine that Brian is pulling his underwear out
of his tookis for weeks after doing a single show
with you?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Is this correct, Brian? Is this? Do you have a wedgie?
I am not wearing underwear right now.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Quoting according to Lady Sideburns, you have a atomic wedgie.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You can't have a weggie if you're not wearing underwear. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Might have a little, uh little camel tooe in the
rear there if you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Though, I was saying, you know, Doc Mike actually got
in trouble for saying that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm amazed. That's remember you were you here? When were
you with me? Coop?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
When Doc Mike called up and kept saying that over
and over again.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I said it once, and it's middle of the night,
So I think we're okay.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, I think we're fine. I thought we were fine
when Doc Mike said it. I think it was just
a funny that doc, who was probably at that time
in his late sixties, kept bringing this up. He thought
he'd never heard of that term before, and then he
just thought it was the greatest thing in the world.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Maybe he was referring to the actual toe of that animal,
So I don't know, or he was. He finally figured
it out.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
So yeah, Sam, that's yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oi oive is my late grandfather would say, Oive, what
are we doing.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There's a James Harden conspiracy theory. I like a good
conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So Harden was.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Traded from Philly to the Clippers. It was an absolute
fleecing by the Clippers. They gave up a bunch of
spare parts for a guy. It's a Hall of Famer.
Whether you like James Harden or not, he's a better
player than anyone the Clippers traded, or he has stupid
draft picks. So now the stories, I'm gonna give you
the story and tell you my theory on it. So
the story is that this trade was actually completed by
the owner of the Sixers and the Clippers owner. That
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that's how they completed the trade, and that's being peddled
by some of the media. Now, my theory on this
that was planted by a sikaphant of Darryl Morey, because
Daryl Mory the jam in Philadelphia is Buddy Buddy was
so many of these elite basketball writers, they're besties. They
love each other, right, it's a mutual admiration of society.
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And Darryl Morey looks like a turd burger because he
had said he was like a tough guy. I'm not
trading unless we get a player that's going to keep
us in contenttion. Well, hello, you made the trade. So
this is a plant by Darryl Moury. It's a plan.
Say hey, I didn't do the trade. This was over
my head. This is over my head. All right, let's
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go to the phones and we'll say hello to Andrea.
She is hanging out in the Bay Area. She's got
the star charts out her buddy Bouchie, Bruce Bouchie is
a chip yet again. Does he retire? Does he leave
the Rangers now and go back to Nashville and sit
on the lazy board chair.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
I don't think so. I think aries is quite the competitor.
And it was just really nice. I'll tell you talk
about things coming full Circle thirteen years ago to the
day he took the Giants to their first World Series.
So I just think, you know, he's really a competitor.
He likes to be back in baseball, and she said
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something to the effective. Now that he's back, he wants
to stay back for a while. And I just think,
you know, he always called me the astrologer lady. I
wrote about his sports astrology when he was with the
Padres and I was just starting my sports astrology and
he reached out and said, hey, that really sounded like me.
And then i'd see him in the winter meetings or benefits,
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you know, for the organizations for homeless that him and
his wife put on, and you'd forget my name, but
he'd always be very courteous and say the astrology lady hello.
So I always, you know, have a fondness for him.
And he's April sixteen, nineteen fifty five, so again very inspiring,
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fiery aries and Marcus simeon my birthday Virgo twins September seventeen,
a different year, he's nineteen ninety. That was nice to see,
you know. The A's unfortunately lost out on that. And
then you know the MVP Corey Seeger and then road Warriors.
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The Rangers were eleven and oh on the road. I
doubled check that. So basically, you know, the planets of
line the baseball gods and goddesses came the Rangers their
first World Series ever.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I got an idea. I'm going to facilitate an original take. Okay,
how about in the future, because for years when I
was a kid, it was a home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You want to be in the ballpark.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But if you have the top record, how about if
you want to be on the road because you hate
your home ballpark or you hate your fans, you should
have the right of having road field advantage.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
How about that if you.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Have the better record, you could say, oh, you know what,
I don't want the extra home game. I don't want
the extra revenue. I want to play the extra road.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
You well, I think if you have the best record,
that could dictate what you prefer to do.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Because you're a great Ye're.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
I would say, so if we have the better record,
it's like, you know, it's like in the wildcard, the
better record and so on. Yeah, home field advantage. So
I would say, you know, it's a person's or the
team's individual prerogative.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
She agrees with my original take. Tweet that out coop
tweet that out right there? All right, Andrew, thank you.
I'm gonna give you a golden ticket. But you were
on hold for a while because Brian, Brian wouldn't shut up,
So we'll give you a golden ticket. Okay, that's courtesy
of Brian Finley. And he picked up a new nickname
if you're just joining us this hour, Bottleneck Brian, because
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when he's on there's absolute gridlock. And thank you, and
Andrew appreciate it. There she goes, all right, we're going
service on Twitter. Say hello to her. She gets a
golden ticket. Right there, we say hello to Angry Bill.
This won't take very long. Hello Angry Bill.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
I'm surprised, Bruce Bach she's not going through the change
of life with her. But that's okay then, Ill I'm
still looking for an apology for any I'm not getting
off of it.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Ben.
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Speaker 1 (25:00):
The Lakers over the Clippers one thirty five and overtime
with an asterisk, with an askarisk. The officials kicked out,
and they kicked out Paul George, who was having a
masterpiece performance, and they the NBA is a sport, they
don't foul out the stars, but they gave a chicken
crap foul called Paul George a chicken crap foul call.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
They challenged it, and then they lost because the video
obviously every everyone is in there, anybody.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
In the team that was a foul bend. It's why.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's why the Lakers aren't even that good. They just
get all the breaks, all the freaking and everyone that
knows basketball knows that, right, they got four months off
before they played in that they even win a championship
that year because that didn't count.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The Dodgers haven't won a championships since nineteen eighty eight.
Hardest World Series of all time twenty twenty. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
More teams in the playoffs then than ever before global pandemic.
People were dropping dead in the streets, people were wearing masks,
and they still won.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The same thing for the Laker.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, there they were in the resort in or lane set.
They were down Orlando. They had four months off. The
hardest thing about basketball is fatigue. They had no fatigue.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
No, it's easy because you're If it's easy, then why
have the Dodgers not able to get past.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Listen, I'm nuts. Arizona Diamondbacks won eighty four games. They
had a couple of terrible months, but you know what
they said, they could get away with it in a
two month season. You have a bad month, you're eliminated.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You've got to be on your game every day.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's what the twenty twenty Dodgers were on with the
great Cary Singer. Stops yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Not yelling. I'm yelling at at Coop. I'm not yelling
at you. You just do this, tip my buttons. It
doesn't work. And finally the the MAVs. They're out to
four and on the season. After winning, you want to rip.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
The NFL while I'm at You know, the game I
want to watch this weekend is Kansas City and Miami.
I'll be sleeping like a baby through that. I ain't
getting up in the crack of don to watch that game.
Take it out of Germany. Send that Falcon Viking game
to Germany. That's why they got to play that game.
Go ahead, the Jummans.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Timberwolves over the Nuggets. As we make the segue and
back to the NBA. Oh, you're actually doing an NBA. Yeah,
we're doing PA. Yeah, eighty nine a victory for the
t Wolves, so the Nuggets are no longer undefeated. Klay
Thompson hit a game winner under a second to go
for the Warriors in there, one o two, one oh
one beat down of the Kings. So the Warriors gonna win.
(27:37):
And Ben you also mentioned a big win for the Celtics,
so they're playing really well. It was the score of
the game.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well, as we go through the score, they screwed one
hundred and fifty five points in a regulation NBA game.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, one hundred and fifty five against the Pacers one
oh four. It's pretty good. That is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It's seventy five in the first half and they had
what in the seven do the math on? I had
seventy five in the first half and they had what
eighty in the second half?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
How about that? Pretty good with that, Let's bounce the
basketball back to moneyball. Mallar.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Good defensive intensity by the Indiana Pacers there.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Where do you go? Boys?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They enjoyed their stay. Maybe they were eating pasta on
the north end there. They didn't show up to the
game as possible that actually took place there. And yeah, anyway,
Ben mals show, we press on and on and on.
We are going to have coming up in a few minutes.
Fact or fiction will be coming your way. They always
popular thing. Now, is this the last day of the
Breeders Cup commercials?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Is this it? Iowa, Sam? Is this the final day?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It seems kind odd we would do these tomorrow, considering
it's the same day of the event. It seems rather
odd that would be the case. But I'm fine with it.
If that's what they want, I'm all for it. Luck,
I'm going to this thing. We are in the final stretch.
It's tomorrow, a home stretch to get tickets the horse
racing's biggest moment of the year. The world's best are
headed to Santa Anita, probably already there for the Breeders
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Cup World Championships. It is tomorrow and Saturday, the countdown begins.
It's underway. It's well underway. Get tickets, right, now if
you can make it, we'd love to see out the
Breeders Cup dot Com. I will be out hanging out
at the Breeders Cup. And I thought, of all of
the shows that we've done, this is the best Puck
the World with Eddie. I thought nobody else has quite
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nailed that Puck the world. Like like today's show, Ben.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you gonna be a jockey when you go to
Santa a Nita?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm not gonna be jockeyany I'm gonna take one of
those whips that the jockeys use. I'm gonna see if
I can borrow one. You're not sitting in again anytime?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Don't you have some like soccer event to do? Or
that Nick? Nick is all in on the soccer. I
think Nick's gonna be in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Night, okay, And then I'm sure Eddie will be off
another week because he takes a lot of time off.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Does he still work here? Does Eddie Garcia is the workouse?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't know. I don't know what's going on with him.
I have no idea who's in next? We do who's
in there? We've seen now that I'll have the schedule.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't care. I'm leaving goodbye, they will get spardy.
We should win.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How about we bet put bets on Sunday night. But
it's not you because you would have said it, so
it's not it's not friendly. I'm gonna go Spartacus.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I think Eddie should be back in midweek, though, I
think I don't week Tuesday to Tuesday something like that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And comes back. What he wants? Is he a Lego Land?
Is that or New York City? Sure, okay, I don't
think there's a Lego Land there.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It might be he's getting mugged in New York right now.
He's getting feeding rats in the subway of Manhattan.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
He's doing a mallor meet and greet, Garcia, Meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Who's you meet? I'm not sure Marcel, he's got a
Marcell would not meet me. I wanted to meet Marcell.
He's got a location set up and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Really, you know, yeah, I'm not allowed to do those
because I got my brother lives in New York and
every time I go like.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, you gonna spend time with the family, I'm like,
why not, you know, just have your family and the
meet and great as one time my family does not
want to meet any of the listeners. They want nothing
to do with it. I don't, I don't, I don't
plan on it.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
It took it took a lot for me to bring
my fiance to that last one.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I was like, you're sure.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They don't. They don't get us, They don't get the
people that like this show. They do not understand. Do
not get it again. Congratulations of the Rangers. First time
a team in text thing about this, first time a
team in Texas has ever won a World Series, the
Texas Rangers. What an embarrassment to the other team in
that state. I forget, forget the name of that team.
But anyway, we will press on and on, and if
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you would like to be one of our judges, our
celebrity judges for fact or fiction, we always have that
power couple.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hopefully they're there somewhere on the on the phone board.
We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And if you want to be part eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox, we will.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Do it next.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
That's the fact.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It is a fact or is it? It might be fiction.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I don't know, it might be Is that a fiction?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Jack, I don't that's.
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Speaker 2 (32:56):
Just please trans a bit of media.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Is it fact for fiction?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Let's face some raw facts.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Show and it is fact or fiction time. And if
you didn't see it the other day, there is a
photo on my X feed of Felexus. If you want
to see that is not a fictional that is a fact.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Jack. You can check out what she puts the X
and Felexus.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Let me tell you something that's a very naughty photo
of felexus there, look like you got me intrigued. Looked
like Jim Mersey there driving around with the pills.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, all right, let's play the game right now here.
Fact to fiction we walk theme in our celebrity panel
of judges. We say hello to the power couple in Bradenton, Florida,
spring trending home with the Pittsburgh Pirates, Leslie and Jack
the Judge. Good morning, Leslie, we got the judge, We
got Jack the judge. Oh both, Oh look at that
(33:56):
double your pleasure, double your both of the power couple.
How lucky to be unbelievable? Did you guys watch the
World Series at all?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, we watched some of it, but yeah, too late for.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Us here, you too late.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
See, I gotta start the games earlier for Jack to
Judge and Leslie. What time you guys go to bed?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Have you got to see any Kings game?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, Eddie's uh, Eddi's been. I gotta get out there.
I've not been. I've been hanging out here in the
in the study. But I will get out there now
that now that the World Series is over, I'll get
out there. Hold on a sick you too. Hold on,
I got Jack to judge Leslie. We've got Shane in
de Moine.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Hello Shane.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Hello.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Then thanks for letting me on the air. Appreciate it
all right?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Hold on a second, and Milkman, Mike, Hello, Milkman.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
He being back on the air twice in one night.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You know what that means?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I am a stug.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
No one else is calling Ferg Cat, Hello, Ferg Cat.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Fantastic show today, Ben, I've got a quick announcement for you.
I talked it over with Brian earlier and we decided
it's time I go back to being Ferg Dog. So
what it's time? It's time but to get the show
some feminine charm. But I just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
What about Rooster? I never it?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, you the original?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
You can say cock a doodle? Do you know that'd
be nice? A hold on? There you go? Hey?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Can you hey uh for a cat? Can you tell
Brian that not to bring the almond butter next time
he comes in? Can you leave that in the kitchen
at your place?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right? Thank you? Slug?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Everybody there is right.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
The Dodgers should have never gotten rid of Gord Seeker
should have never let him go.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
They they had trade Tarner though he didn't need to
that old.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, I mean, uh, Dodgers championship that year, one of
the greatest of all time. Ye know what, that's incorrect.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Alright, we'll dump that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Say hello to Mitchell, Hello Mitchell, than buddy, Please, I'll
leave you on hold, buddy, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
Yeah, I losing my service the main radio. Thanks grown
here and went out.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Can we tell somebody at the radio station to turn
the transmitter on so so you can hear the show.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
What you've done, Ben? What have I done? I've done nothing.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Sam actually dumped that.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's so paranoid. That is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That is so funny. You said dump that, and I
thought it was a joke. Well you know what, Oh
my god, you dumped that.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
That is a sacred phrase when you say, for those
of you listening live, what what slug said was that
the Lakers championship was.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Quicker now screwed?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Alright, alright, I told you not have to say that.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
All right, here we go, story number one. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
You just want to use that game show sized dumb button.
It looks like it's from the something that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's the coolest thing about the studio. It's like that
game the game show Nomy Nommy, Big Money, Big Money
loves its absurdly.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
All right, I can I get that. You're wasting my time?
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Sorry? Number one D Generation ex Joel Embid Apparently it
loves the w w e Embiid was fined by the
NBA for the second time for seeing the doing the
D Generation crotch Chop celebration after a basket triple h
She's a big deal in the w W.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
He offered to pay the fine for doing the celebration
and invited MB to appear at wrestle Mania, which I
believe is in Philadelphia in April. Story number two, the Broncos,
winning but not winning everything they did, end their sixteen
consecutive losses to the Chiefs, winning in a shocker over
the weekend. They celebrated by piling on playing a Taylor's
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Swift song over the loud speakers over the after the
final whistle. Wellly, Swift's camp did not appreciate it, did
not like the troll job, and told the Broncos to
knock it off with a cease and assistant. Story number
three flavor flav remember him? Yeah, he went viral after
you performed the national anthem in Milwaukee ahead of the
(38:37):
Bucks loss to the Atlanta Hawks. And apparently he's gotten
two other NBA teams that have offered him a chance
to sing the national anthems.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
All right, yeah, boy.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Jack the Judge and Leslie won two or three? Jack
the Judge and.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Leslie, I gotta go with two number two?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
All right, thank you to have a fun week.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
And Shane in the morning, one, two or three.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Shane quickly three?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Number three? Milkman mic on for a third time? One,
two or three.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
If you're not down with that, nobody cares. What about you?
Ferg Dog one?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right, okay, I'll see you at home?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
All right? What about you?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Slog I'm not gonna lie switch over the radio to
hear I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh, it is number two. The guys don't know quick
number two?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
The Taylor Swift story Number two?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
What's wrong with
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumber four. Here we go, and we start
out in Dallas, not where the Rangers play in the
Dallas area. To Jerry's world, the Star, does Micah Parsons
grumbling over NFL coaches guaranteed contracts make any sense? Also,
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how do you interpret Jalen Hurts walking out of a
news conference when asked about his knee. And we'll also
talk about the Jets who tried to trade for DeVante
Adams were told also Mike Evans, they were denied. What
does the Jets' hunting expedition for wide receiver help tell
(00:46):
you going forward? What does it mean going forward? We'll
talk about that. Who knows what else is going to
pop up? Have a wonderful, glorious Thursday. It is our
number four and here.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
The wine Line is open for business.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malors Show.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We are in the a.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Everywhere audio dwellers as we are in a constant state
of flux coast to coast, border to.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Border and beyond.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
On the mast and colossally powerful microphones of fs are
amminating live from the inside, thinking inside, the mystical and
magical radio box as we hang out with you. Congratulations
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of the Texas Rangers, the champions of Major League Baseball.
First time a team in Texas has ever won a
World Series and it's the Texas Rangers. So congratulations to them,
finally a champion. We didn't have a champion last year.
The championship was not given out last year. So congratulations
to Texas as they win, and it's got to be
embarrassing to that other team in that state. The Rangers
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are the first team to win a championship with no taint,
no controversy, just smooth. And the Arizona Diamondbacks kind of
like gremlins. They were exposed to moisture and also what
are the rules of gremlins, right, you can't get wet,
(02:25):
don't feed them after midnight and no sunlight.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And so.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
The Diamondbacks were exposed to the eighty four win frauds.
They were as they smoked. Here the last couple of
games of the World Series, and there is a parade
on Friday. If you're into those kind of things, you're
listening in Dallas, you probably already know that, but the
parade is on Friday. My recommendation is the Rangers parade
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goes by the Cowboys facility and they all give Jerry
Jones the bird as they drive by there. I think
that would be fun, but I don't think they'll do that.
Are lead this are speaking Jerry's world.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't have the patience to jack with you today.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Our lead does come from Jerry's world. The Cowboys star
Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Pretty good player. He's really good at.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Being a content creator, filling up the sports talk radio
collection plate for struggling overnight gas bags and blowhards. Now,
if you didn't see this, and why would you, probably
didn't you matter miss it. So Micah Parsons is not happy.
He has had another hissy fit every week he's complaining
about something the media is not fair.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's a Marxist.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
He wanted everyone in the media to treat everyone the
same when he's playing on one of the glamour teams.
It's fascinating anyway. Micah Parsons now complaining because of the
Raiders firing Josh McDaniels. Say what Yeah, He responded to
a report pointing out that the Raider franchise will be
paying John Gruden and Josh McDaniels somewhere in the neighborhood
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of forty to eighty million dollars, depending on John Gruden's
buyout and depending on what happens in the lawsuit.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That Gruden filed against the NFL.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So Parsons responded to all that at least forty million
for McDaniels, who couldn't coach his way out of a
wet paper bag. And then you've got Gruden and here's
what he said, but players can't get fully guaranteed money. Lol,
crap a scam. Now keep in mind that was a
radio edit. He did not say the word crap. He
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didn't say the word poopy. He said a word that
starts with US. I forget what the rest of the
letters are, but it's a very popular word. And I
don't know why we can't say the word anyway. So
let us discuss the question. Does Micah Parsons.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Rumbling and grumbling.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Over coaches guaranteed salaries in the NFL? Does it make sense?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I've got presidential library, possum, and blueprint, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make the Baba ganoosh.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
We're gonna make the Barba ganoosh.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
All right, So to kick off the festivities here he's
talking about this Michael Parsons story. Michael Parsons, yet again,
he's like a missile that's misguided when he's got some
really bad takes, really bad takes, and from a guy
that at the first sign of trouble when he was
invited on with Skip Bayless on television, the first sign
(05:28):
of trouble, he took the chicken little route and so
I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Doug Prescott got her.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And now he's got all these opinions. It's it's fascinating.
He's the same guy anyway. Michael Parsons, he should be
the word is happy. He should be happy for John Gruden.
He should be happy for Josh McDaniels that they got
this golden handshake. And if you can't beat them, join them.
So my advice to Michael Parsons at a very young
(05:55):
age is just retire from the NFL, get into coaching.
There are no salary caps in the NFL. You don't
get hurt playing in the games in the NFL. Now,
if that doesn't happen, Parsons, he should go to the
Great State of North Dakota. Why should he go to
North Dakota because that is the home of the Presidential
Library of Theodore Roosevelt. He can go to Theodore Roosevelt's
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Presidential Library because Teddy once said, comparison is the thief
of joy, is the thief of joy. Now you're gonna
need some pill pop and some anxiety pills if you're
gonna worry about how much everyone is making. I'll give
you an example. Here's how I relate in my little
(06:39):
world that I'm in.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
If I sat.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Around the radio station thinking about how when Colin Cowherd
buys a house, it ends up in the real estate
section on the tabloid websites, and Dan Patrick's got multiple mansions.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Here, there and everywhere. If I thought about how much
of these guys make, he's the same thing I do. Right,
I do a radio show.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Our show is actually longer than those shows.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
But if I sat.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Around all day thinking, man, it's not fair. Coward's making
you know twenty five times what I'm making. Dan Patrick's
making you know fifteen times what I mean, the men
in white coats would need to come and get me.
I would be on an involuntary seventy two hour cycled.
I would be fifty one to fifty if I thought
about that.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But I don't. I don't worry about it. Who cares
doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I like what I'm doing, and I think Michah Parsons
likes what he's doing. He gets paid a lot of money,
and unlike me, Michah Parsons, once his number comes up
here for the Cowboys, Jerry Jones is going to give
him his own ride.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
At Jerry's World. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Furthermore, headline Philadelphia we go Now ironically, the Cowboys playing
the Eagles this week. It's kind of a big game,
kind of a big deal. And that's the NFC slobbery knocker,
NFC East sloberknocker. And so Jalen Hurts has popped up
up on our radar, Jalen Hurts refusing to answer questions
about his damaged left knee. In fact, just to prove
(08:07):
that we're not up now. You're not going to really
hear Jalen Hurts too much, but you're going to hear
the reporter some I don't know, some hack reporter in
Philadelphia who asked Jalen Hurts a question about his left knee,
which was damaged. He did not look very mobile in
the game against Washington this past weekend. So here is
Jalen Hurts being asked about his knee. Let's go to
(08:29):
the audio tape. Take a listen.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
J I got I gotta.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Ask anything new with the kneed?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Feel better, feel worse?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Different?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Anting? Okay, that's what I thought about flood the shot there.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
If you're gonna make that out, said, I gotta The
reporter said, I gotta ask anything new.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
With the knee.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
That was the query feeling better, feeling worse, different, nything.
So here's what Jalen Hurst did, because this is more
of a visual thing than an audio thing. So Jalen
Hurts smirks right a little, he chuckles. He then shakes
his head at the how dare you ask me that question?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He then tapped the table two times, double tap. He
did the double tap, so he double taps the table
and then the reporter says, all right, that's what I
thought and walks away, says it was worth the shot.
So how do you interpret? How do you interpret? Parsing
the words and the body language of Jalen Hurts. Heies
(09:32):
going against Michael Burz But how do you interpret Jalen
hurts body language and his attitude towards a legitimate question
about his left knee, which is clearly not right, clearly
not right. So that smirk, that smirk is worth a
thousand words or at least a portion of a malle monologue.
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Jalen Hurts asked a simple question.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
You know what he did?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
He gave an answer by not answering. That is a
classic non answer answer. Now, my theory on this is
he didn't want to tell a lie because that's immoral,
so he didn't tell a lie. He just zipped up, chuckled,
and walked off. But he didn't say, oh, my knee's great.
But by not answering, by playing possum, that non answer
(10:23):
is an answer. It tells us that Jalen Hurts is
having some serious issues with his knee, and that I
knew when I was watching the game last weekend and
he botched the tushy pushy and they couldn't get it.
He actually fumbled Jalen Hurts the master the Picasso of
(10:44):
the tush push and they ran it and he just
wasn't right and he fumbled the ball on the toush
push I was like, wow, wowsers, wowsers and until proven otherwise.
And this is a big thing. I got the TV show.
We're gonna be taping the TV show later today as
we pick all these games.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
And I haven't.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Made my final, final, final pick on this game, but
I'm leaning heavily to doing the unthinkable and taking the
Dallas Cowboys because Jalen hurts knee is that messed up?
And you know how much I loathe picking the Dallas
Cowboys because then I get Cowboy Tom, Cowboy Jimmy, Cowboy
Bobby calling me up after if the Cowboys were to win, Oh,
(11:27):
holy crap, be nothing but cowboy sick of fans genuflecting
to Jerry Jones, And god knows, I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
But you're not a dual threat, corp.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
If your left knees that messed up, which it appears
to be, you're just gonna drop back quarterback.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Can you win that way? Maybe you can't.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
It worked against Washington last week, but the Cowboys like
to claim they have a better defense than the Washington
football team.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Party shot.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We head to Gotham, well actually New Jersey. We are
told that the general manager he wroetund General manager of
the New York AFC football team, Joe Douglas attempted to
make us splash trade splitsh splash. He wanted to get
(12:13):
Raider wide receiver Davonte adamscord to the tabloids of New York.
So the Jets reached out to the Raiders about Deavonte Adams.
They called the Bucks, hey, how would you like to
trade Mike Evans? And both teams said, go pound sand
screw you. We're not trading these guys, but it still
makes for a good story. The Jets ultimately did nothing,
nothing of note. They stood pat but not patriot pat
(12:36):
because that.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
They wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So what does the Jets hunt for receiver help mean
going forward? So it's a tell you don't have to
be a distant relative of Nostra Damas or friend of
Nostra Demas as yours truly here and Nostra Demis lives
in Seattle. Or own a crystal ball I owned two,
thank you very much, or have a magic eight ball
(12:58):
I own one. To know to know that we are
now peeking behind the corner that if you're going to
trade for Devont Adams or try to trade for Mike Evans.
If you're trying to get those guys, you don't just
want them for this year, you want them for the
next couple of years. So we will circle back to
this at the end of the season when the Super
(13:22):
Bowl is played, and then the trading season begins in
late February and the next couple months after that, and
so we'll revisit this. Now the Raiders, they're in turmoil.
Devonte Adams is not happy. Does he continue to sulk
or is he a happy camper now that Josh mcgrumpy
is no longer his head coach.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
We'll find out.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
But if you're going to trade for Devontaepms, he's not
going to make Zach Wilson good.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He's not.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And Zach Wilson even next year, assuming Zach still on
the team, which he probably will be, he's gonna have
to play Aaron Rodgers at age forty, and that's how
he's gonna be next year. It is not going to
be able to play every game even if he comes back,
and he's not coming.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Back this year.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
That is the most ridiculous storyline that keeps getting pushed forward.
He's not coming back, and he does come back, he's
gonna end up in a wheelchair. All right, It is
the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like to comment
on that or anything else, the lines are open. Speakeasy
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that we normally allot to calls. A bottleneck guy here,
(14:28):
I think is his name. There, the wonderbred radio Goldilocks,
the butcher, the bukaroo of the babbling baboon, all of
those things, all of those things. Now, normally we would
have pucked the world. But bad news, good news, bad news,
bad news, Eddie's not here, good news. We don't have
to do puck the world. So unless numbnuts wants to
do something, your MIC's not a thank good job by you.
(14:50):
Don't turn us Mike on, Iowa, Sam, don't do not
do it, do not do it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Don't do it. No, no, no, no, no no, all.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Right, we will take your phone calls. Also, a legend
in the NFL unable to handle sports talk radio. We've
got that. What kind of pussy willow would you be
to not be able to handle that? And a James
Harden conspiracy theory. There's a James Harden conspiracy theory, and
(15:17):
I have a theory on the James Harden conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We'll get to all that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (16:08):
Alf the alien old piner says, clearly, you couldn't care
less how much column makes. You've never brought it up before.
To Micah, go play in the NBA. See how well
these guaranteed contracts are going for them. A side note,
I vaguely remember someone predicting the Rangers in five. That
(16:29):
is correct. More proof that the Bennettes do not support
this show. Not a single Bennette said. You know what, Ben,
you nailed it. You said Rangers in five. Now, if
I had said Diamondbacks in five and I got it
completely wrong, you think these idiots.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Would have brought it up. Of course, Nah, you would
have brought it up. I didn't watch.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
The Rangers Rangers in five. I said it chi ching,
Chi ching.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Chi ching. I will give you credit though, that you
you watch the game. I'm a loser.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
No, not that that you you called the Josh Dobbs
thing before that he was traded, Yes, well before it happened.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But here's the one mistake the Cardinals made is they
they announced they were benching him before the trade was final.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
They should have they done that right.
Speaker 6 (17:19):
Well, and when they did that, I thought, well, there
goes Ben's yeah, and it still happened.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
The Viking what a horrible game. You talk about two
teams that soil their pants on offense, the Vikings and
the Atlanta Falcons this weekend. In the end, and the
Falcons changed quarterbacks to Taylor Heineke is gonna play that's
not an upgrade. That's a sideways move.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That is not an upgrade.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
He's not good, not good either anyway, Lady Sideburns, you
know it's a big night. When Lady Sideburns writes in says,
I would imagine that Brian is pulling his underwear out
of his tookis for weeks after doing a single show
with you?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Is this correct, Brian? Is this? Do you have a wedgie?
I am not wearing underwear right now.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Quoting according to Lady Sideburns, you have a atomic wedgie.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
You can't have a weggie if you're not wearing underwear. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Might have a little, uh little camel tooe in the
rear there if you're not wearing underwear.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Though, I was saying, you know, Doc Mike actually got
in trouble for saying that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm amazed. That's remember you were you here? When were
you with me? Coop?
Speaker 2 (18:23):
When Doc Mike called up and kept saying that over
and over again.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I said it once, and it's middle of the night,
So I think we're okay.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, I think we're fine. I thought we were fine
when Doc Mike said it. I think it was just
a funny that doc, who was probably at that time
in his late sixties, kept bringing this up. He thought
he'd never heard of that term before, and then he
just thought it was the greatest thing in the world.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Maybe he was referring to the actual toe of that animal,
So I don't know, or he was. He finally figured
it out.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
So yeah, Sam, that's yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Oi oive is my late grandfather would say, Oive, what
are we doing.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
There's a James Harden conspiracy theory. I like a good
conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So Harden was.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Traded from Philly to the Clippers. It was an absolute
fleecing by the Clippers. They gave up a bunch of
spare parts for a guy. It's a Hall of Famer.
Whether you like James Harden or not, he's a better
player than anyone the Clippers traded, or he has stupid
draft picks. So now the stories, I'm gonna give you
the story and tell you my theory on it. So
the story is that this trade was actually completed by
the owner of the Sixers and the Clippers owner. That
(19:27):
that's how they completed the trade, and that's being peddled
by some of the media. Now, my theory on this
that was planted by a sikaphant of Darryl Morey, because
Daryl Mory the jam in Philadelphia is Buddy Buddy was
so many of these elite basketball writers, they're besties. They
love each other, right, it's a mutual admiration of society.
(19:47):
And Darryl Morey looks like a turd burger because he
had said he was like a tough guy. I'm not
trading unless we get a player that's going to keep
us in contenttion. Well, hello, you made the trade. So
this is a plant by Darryl Moury. It's a plan.
Say hey, I didn't do the trade. This was over
my head. This is over my head. All right, let's
(20:08):
go to the phones and we'll say hello to Andrea.
She is hanging out in the Bay Area. She's got
the star charts out her buddy Bouchie, Bruce Bouchie is
a chip yet again. Does he retire? Does he leave
the Rangers now and go back to Nashville and sit
on the lazy board chair.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
I don't think so. I think aries is quite the competitor.
And it was just really nice. I'll tell you talk
about things coming full Circle thirteen years ago to the
day he took the Giants to their first World Series.
So I just think, you know, he's really a competitor.
He likes to be back in baseball, and she said
(20:51):
something to the effective. Now that he's back, he wants
to stay back for a while. And I just think,
you know, he always called me the astrologer lady. I
wrote about his sports astrology when he was with the
Padres and I was just starting my sports astrology and
he reached out and said, hey, that really sounded like me.
And then i'd see him in the winter meetings or benefits,
(21:13):
you know, for the organizations for homeless that him and
his wife put on, and you'd forget my name, but
he'd always be very courteous and say the astrology lady hello.
So I always, you know, have a fondness for him.
And he's April sixteen, nineteen fifty five, so again very inspiring,
(21:34):
fiery aries and Marcus simeon my birthday Virgo twins September seventeen,
a different year, he's nineteen ninety. That was nice to see,
you know. The A's unfortunately lost out on that. And
then you know the MVP Corey Seeger and then road Warriors.
(21:56):
The Rangers were eleven and oh on the road. I
doubled check that. So basically, you know, the planets of
line the baseball gods and goddesses came the Rangers their
first World Series ever.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
I got an idea. I'm going to facilitate an original take. Okay,
how about in the future, because for years when I
was a kid, it was a home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
You want to be in the ballpark.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But if you have the top record, how about if
you want to be on the road because you hate
your home ballpark or you hate your fans, you should
have the right of having road field advantage.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
How about that if you.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Have the better record, you could say, oh, you know what,
I don't want the extra home game. I don't want
the extra revenue. I want to play the extra road.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
You well, I think if you have the best record,
that could dictate what you prefer to do.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Because you're a great Ye're.
Speaker 8 (22:45):
I would say, so if we have the better record,
it's like, you know, it's like in the wildcard, the
better record and so on. Yeah, home field advantage. So
I would say, you know, it's a person's or the
team's individual prerogative.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
She agrees with my original take. Tweet that out coop
tweet that out right there? All right, Andrew, thank you.
I'm gonna give you a golden ticket. But you were
on hold for a while because Brian, Brian wouldn't shut up,
So we'll give you a golden ticket. Okay, that's courtesy
of Brian Finley. And he picked up a new nickname
if you're just joining us this hour, Bottleneck Brian, because
(23:21):
when he's on there's absolute gridlock. And thank you, and
Andrew appreciate it. There she goes, all right, we're going
service on Twitter. Say hello to her. She gets a
golden ticket. Right there, we say hello to Angry Bill.
This won't take very long. Hello Angry Bill.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
I'm surprised, Bruce Bach she's not going through the change
of life with her. But that's okay then, Ill I'm
still looking for an apology for any I'm not getting
off of it.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Ben.
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly,
because this guy is over promising things we never have
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Yeah, you blubber list lame me.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Well, you know what it's called over promise. You should
be good at it because you've been over promising women
for years.
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Speaker 1 (25:00):
The Lakers over the Clippers one thirty five and overtime
with an asterisk, with an askarisk. The officials kicked out,
and they kicked out Paul George, who was having a
masterpiece performance, and they the NBA is a sport, they
don't foul out the stars, but they gave a chicken
crap foul called Paul George a chicken crap foul call.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
They challenged it, and then they lost because the video
obviously every everyone is in there, anybody.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
In the team that was a foul bend. It's why.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's why the Lakers aren't even that good. They just
get all the breaks, all the freaking and everyone that
knows basketball knows that, right, they got four months off
before they played in that they even win a championship
that year because that didn't count.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The Dodgers haven't won a championships since nineteen eighty eight.
Hardest World Series of all time twenty twenty. Look it up.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
More teams in the playoffs then than ever before global pandemic.
People were dropping dead in the streets, people were wearing masks,
and they still won.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
The same thing for the Laker.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, there they were in the resort in or lane set.
They were down Orlando. They had four months off. The
hardest thing about basketball is fatigue. They had no fatigue.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
No, it's easy because you're If it's easy, then why
have the Dodgers not able to get past.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Listen, I'm nuts. Arizona Diamondbacks won eighty four games. They
had a couple of terrible months, but you know what
they said, they could get away with it in a
two month season. You have a bad month, you're eliminated.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You've got to be on your game every day.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
That's what the twenty twenty Dodgers were on with the
great Cary Singer. Stops yelling at me.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Not yelling. I'm yelling at at Coop. I'm not yelling
at you. You just do this, tip my buttons. It
doesn't work. And finally the the MAVs. They're out to
four and on the season. After winning, you want to rip.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
The NFL while I'm at You know, the game I
want to watch this weekend is Kansas City and Miami.
I'll be sleeping like a baby through that. I ain't
getting up in the crack of don to watch that game.
Take it out of Germany. Send that Falcon Viking game
to Germany. That's why they got to play that game.
Go ahead, the Jummans.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Timberwolves over the Nuggets. As we make the segue and
back to the NBA. Oh, you're actually doing an NBA. Yeah,
we're doing PA. Yeah, eighty nine a victory for the
t Wolves, so the Nuggets are no longer undefeated. Klay
Thompson hit a game winner under a second to go
for the Warriors in there, one o two, one oh
one beat down of the Kings. So the Warriors gonna win.
(27:37):
And Ben you also mentioned a big win for the Celtics,
so they're playing really well. It was the score of
the game.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well, as we go through the score, they screwed one
hundred and fifty five points in a regulation NBA game.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yeah, one hundred and fifty five against the Pacers one
oh four. It's pretty good. That is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
It's seventy five in the first half and they had
what in the seven do the math on? I had
seventy five in the first half and they had what
eighty in the second half?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
How about that? Pretty good with that, Let's bounce the
basketball back to moneyball. Mallar.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Good defensive intensity by the Indiana Pacers there.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Where do you go? Boys?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
They enjoyed their stay. Maybe they were eating pasta on
the north end there. They didn't show up to the
game as possible that actually took place there. And yeah, anyway,
Ben mals show, we press on and on and on.
We are going to have coming up in a few minutes.
Fact or fiction will be coming your way. They always
popular thing. Now, is this the last day of the
Breeders Cup commercials?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Is this it? Iowa, Sam? Is this the final day?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It seems kind odd we would do these tomorrow, considering
it's the same day of the event. It seems rather
odd that would be the case. But I'm fine with it.
If that's what they want, I'm all for it. Luck,
I'm going to this thing. We are in the final stretch.
It's tomorrow, a home stretch to get tickets the horse
racing's biggest moment of the year. The world's best are
headed to Santa Anita, probably already there for the Breeders
(29:08):
Cup World Championships. It is tomorrow and Saturday, the countdown begins.
It's underway. It's well underway. Get tickets, right, now if
you can make it, we'd love to see out the
Breeders Cup dot Com. I will be out hanging out
at the Breeders Cup. And I thought, of all of
the shows that we've done, this is the best Puck
the World with Eddie. I thought nobody else has quite
(29:29):
nailed that Puck the world. Like like today's show, Ben.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Are you gonna be a jockey when you go to
Santa a Nita?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I'm not gonna be jockeyany I'm gonna take one of
those whips that the jockeys use. I'm gonna see if
I can borrow one. You're not sitting in again anytime?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Don't you have some like soccer event to do? Or
that Nick? Nick is all in on the soccer. I
think Nick's gonna be in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Night, okay, And then I'm sure Eddie will be off
another week because he takes a lot of time off.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Does he still work here? Does Eddie Garcia is the workouse?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't know. I don't know what's going on with him.
I have no idea who's in next? We do who's
in there? We've seen now that I'll have the schedule.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't care. I'm leaving goodbye, they will get spardy.
We should win.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How about we bet put bets on Sunday night. But
it's not you because you would have said it, so
it's not it's not friendly. I'm gonna go Spartacus.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
I think Eddie should be back in midweek, though, I
think I don't week Tuesday to Tuesday something like that.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
And comes back. What he wants? Is he a Lego Land?
Is that or New York City? Sure, okay, I don't
think there's a Lego Land there.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
It might be he's getting mugged in New York right now.
He's getting feeding rats in the subway of Manhattan.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
He's doing a mallor meet and greet, Garcia, Meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Who's you meet? I'm not sure Marcel, he's got a
Marcell would not meet me. I wanted to meet Marcell.
He's got a location set up and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Really, you know, yeah, I'm not allowed to do those
because I got my brother lives in New York and
every time I go like.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh, you gonna spend time with the family, I'm like,
why not, you know, just have your family and the
meet and great as one time my family does not
want to meet any of the listeners. They want nothing
to do with it. I don't, I don't, I don't
plan on it.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
It took it took a lot for me to bring
my fiance to that last one.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I was like, you're sure.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
They don't. They don't get us, They don't get the
people that like this show. They do not understand. Do
not get it again. Congratulations of the Rangers. First time
a team in text thing about this, first time a
team in Texas has ever won a World Series, the
Texas Rangers. What an embarrassment to the other team in
that state. I forget, forget the name of that team.
But anyway, we will press on and on, and if
(31:40):
you would like to be one of our judges, our
celebrity judges for fact or fiction, we always have that
power couple.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Hopefully they're there somewhere on the on the phone board.
We'll get to that.
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And if you want to be part eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox, we will.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Do it next.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
That's the fact.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
It is a fact or is it? It might be fiction.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
I don't know, it might be Is that a fiction?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Jack, I don't that's.
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Speaker 2 (32:56):
Just please trans a bit of media.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
Is it fact for fiction?
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Let's face some raw facts.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Show and it is fact or fiction time. And if
you didn't see it the other day, there is a
photo on my X feed of Felexus. If you want
to see that is not a fictional that is a fact.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Jack. You can check out what she puts the X
and Felexus.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Let me tell you something that's a very naughty photo
of felexus there, look like you got me intrigued. Looked
like Jim Mersey there driving around with the pills.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, all right, let's play the game right now here.
Fact to fiction we walk theme in our celebrity panel
of judges. We say hello to the power couple in Bradenton, Florida,
spring trending home with the Pittsburgh Pirates, Leslie and Jack
the Judge. Good morning, Leslie, we got the judge, We
got Jack the judge. Oh both, Oh look at that
(33:56):
double your pleasure, double your both of the power couple.
How lucky to be unbelievable? Did you guys watch the
World Series at all?
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yeah, we watched some of it, but yeah, too late for.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Us here, you too late.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
See, I gotta start the games earlier for Jack to
Judge and Leslie. What time you guys go to bed?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Have you got to see any Kings game?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
Ben?
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
No, Eddie's uh, Eddi's been. I gotta get out there.
I've not been. I've been hanging out here in the
in the study. But I will get out there now
that now that the World Series is over, I'll get
out there. Hold on a sick you too. Hold on,
I got Jack to judge Leslie. We've got Shane in
de Moine.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Hello Shane.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Hello.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Then thanks for letting me on the air. Appreciate it
all right?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Hold on a second, and Milkman, Mike, Hello, Milkman.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
He being back on the air twice in one night.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
You know what that means?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I am a stug.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
No one else is calling Ferg Cat, Hello, Ferg Cat.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Fantastic show today, Ben, I've got a quick announcement for you.
I talked it over with Brian earlier and we decided
it's time I go back to being Ferg Dog. So
what it's time? It's time but to get the show
some feminine charm. But I just can't do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
What about Rooster? I never it?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Okay, you the original?
Speaker 1 (35:19):
You can say cock a doodle? Do you know that'd
be nice? A hold on? There you go? Hey?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Can you hey uh for a cat? Can you tell
Brian that not to bring the almond butter next time
he comes in? Can you leave that in the kitchen
at your place?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
All right? Thank you? Slug?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Everybody there is right.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
The Dodgers should have never gotten rid of Gord Seeker
should have never let him go.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
They they had trade Tarner though he didn't need to
that old.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah, I mean, uh, Dodgers championship that year, one of
the greatest of all time. Ye know what, that's incorrect.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Alright, we'll dump that.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Say hello to Mitchell, Hello Mitchell, than buddy, Please, I'll
leave you on hold, buddy, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
Yeah, I losing my service the main radio. Thanks grown
here and went out.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Can we tell somebody at the radio station to turn
the transmitter on so so you can hear the show.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
What you've done, Ben? What have I done? I've done nothing.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Sam actually dumped that.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's so paranoid. That is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
That is so funny. You said dump that, and I
thought it was a joke. Well you know what, Oh
my god, you dumped that.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
That is a sacred phrase when you say, for those
of you listening live, what what slug said was that
the Lakers championship was.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Quicker now screwed?
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Alright, alright, I told you not have to say that.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
All right, here we go, story number one. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
You just want to use that game show sized dumb button.
It looks like it's from the something that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
It's the coolest thing about the studio. It's like that
game the game show Nomy Nommy, Big Money, Big Money
loves its absurdly.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
All right, I can I get that. You're wasting my time?
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Sorry? Number one D Generation ex Joel Embid Apparently it
loves the w w e Embiid was fined by the
NBA for the second time for seeing the doing the
D Generation crotch Chop celebration after a basket triple h
She's a big deal in the w W.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
He offered to pay the fine for doing the celebration
and invited MB to appear at wrestle Mania, which I
believe is in Philadelphia in April. Story number two, the Broncos,
winning but not winning everything they did, end their sixteen
consecutive losses to the Chiefs, winning in a shocker over
the weekend. They celebrated by piling on playing a Taylor's
(38:16):
Swift song over the loud speakers over the after the
final whistle. Wellly, Swift's camp did not appreciate it, did
not like the troll job, and told the Broncos to
knock it off with a cease and assistant. Story number
three flavor flav remember him? Yeah, he went viral after
you performed the national anthem in Milwaukee ahead of the
(38:37):
Bucks loss to the Atlanta Hawks. And apparently he's gotten
two other NBA teams that have offered him a chance
to sing the national anthems.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
All right, yeah, boy.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Jack the Judge and Leslie won two or three? Jack
the Judge and.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Leslie, I gotta go with two number two?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
All right, thank you to have a fun week.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
And Shane in the morning, one, two or three.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Shane quickly three?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Number three? Milkman mic on for a third time? One,
two or three.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
If you're not down with that, nobody cares. What about you?
Ferg Dog one?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
All right, okay, I'll see you at home?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
All right? What about you?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Slog I'm not gonna lie switch over the radio to
hear I couldn't.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh, it is number two. The guys don't know quick
number two?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
The Taylor Swift story Number two?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
What's wrong with
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