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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, and welcome. It's our name Bird two. As we
tap dance our way through the podcast here in an
hour two a hodgepodge of football conversation. What are the
odds that Aron Rogers's flight plan works out that he
returns to the Jets even if they are out of
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the playoff race. Also, ravenstar Lamar Jackson says his messed
up ankle is one hundred percent? Do you believe him?
And Deshaun Watson, We'll start Brown's rehab the creepy quarterback
this weekend. How is his forecast in Cleveland looking. We'll
talk about that. Also, a new low for Eddie Garcia
(00:43):
as he attempts to smear my good name with made
up audio. You'll hear it right here. It's our number two.
The flight plane has been announced. Welcome, In the beginning
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this hour the Jets je e ts suck, Suck, suck.
The Jets are doing what the Jets always do this
time of the year. They are circling the drain. I
just play on Friday. They play the Miami football team.
And boy is that exciting unless it's not. But they finally,
(02:14):
the Jets finally gave Zach Wilson the youth in Asia treatment.
They benched him, they said get out of here, and
they brought in the pus filled boil to be the quarterback.
They would rather have a boil on there. Took us
playing quarterback than Zach Wilson. So talk about a lateral move,
(02:39):
right lateral move, But that's not the story. We pivot
to the great Messiah of the Jets, the great savior
of the New York football team from the American Football Conference.
And if you did not see this, perhaps not Aaron Rodgers,
who gets paid more to go one day a week
with Pat McAfee I make in like seven years. So
(03:03):
Aaron Rodgers confirming that he plans to return to the
Jets practice field in two days, watchually two weeks, I
said two days, two weeks. Two days would be very
impressive because that would be like on that would be Thanksgiving.
But no two weeks. Now, if he does end up
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Rogers practicing and playing in a couple of weeks, that
would mean three months after he had surgery on his
left achilles. So the timeline as it stands now, as
it stands now is a December sixth return. That is
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within three weeks. You come back to December sixth, you'd
have three weeks and then he could play Christmas Eve.
The Jets play the Commanders in a game nobody wants,
nobody wants. That's a lump of cole is what that is,
the Jets and the Commanders. That is the official date,
the flight plan. The jet will take off and it'll
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go into the skies there on Christmas Eve. The problem
is this, well, there's a lot of problems. The first
problem we have is the fact that the Jets are
four and six and if you look at your American
Football Conference standings on your smartphone, the Jets are currently
in fourteenth place in the American Football Conference. The only
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team that gets in, the only teams that get in
are the top seven. So you're in fourteenth place the
top seven. Get it now. Rogers has also gone on
the record and said that if he were to come back,
it was contingent, contingent on the Jets being a contender.
So let us discuss the question, what are the malarads?
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What are the malarades on Aaron Rodgers returning to the
Jets returning the Jets even if they are out of
playoff contention, which they currently are right now. So Mallard
book odds, We're gonna set the odds on this at
plus two fifty plus two fifty. Now, that implies a
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twenty eight percent chance, twenty eight percent chance that even
with the Jets out of contention, Rogers ends up coming back.
So in baseball, that's a too eighty hitter that two
eighty hitters average, that's average match in today's baseball that
would lead the league in hitting, probably to eighty. But
in the you know, the old days, that was average.
So I've got halland Oates, Louis, the Leprechaun, and Sprinkles,
(05:37):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make a cheating Eddie Garcia. That's scumbag, Eddie.
What a loser, What a dope? If you heard Last
Hours embarrassing. Alright, So number wa, So we're gonna go
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high on this. We're gonna go high on this. As
we we look at Rogers here, it's to me it's
bigger than football. For Rogers, like this is he's trying
to make some kind of statement about modern Western medicine
and all that he's got. He's up to some michigos,
is what I'm saying with Aaron Rodgers. That's the vibe
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I get from listening to Rogers and all that. So
there's something larger here. It's like the soundtrack that's playing
in his headphones for Rogers is a old Hall and
Oates tune. Man on a mission. He is a man
on a mission. He cannot cannot stop trying, right, cannot
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stop trying to come back. Got to come back because
Rogers original he said that he still needs to build
strength and the heel and the calf and that's a
big thing any kind of injury to that part. You know,
I'm a doctor on the radio. I'm not a real doctor,
but on the radio, I can play a doctor. When
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you injury your achilles, it's all about getting the strength
or you're gonna have. Often what happens is when you
have an Achilles injury, you have another Achilles injury, and
it might not even be the one you hurt. It
might be the other Achilles because everything's everything's messed up.
I learned that from other athletes that have had this
over the years. So he not only has to build
up strength, but rogers also. The other problem is he
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has to find a doctor, a physician to clear him.
He's got to get a doctor to clear him. Otherwise
the Jets aren't gonna let him play. Now, that shouldn't
be that hard. I recommend going to Springfield and doctor
Nick Rivieria really good, really helpful there in Springfield, and
he can help you out. That's the ticket right there,
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all right now. Page two. Here we move away from
the Jets, thank god. We go to Baltimore, the Home
of Sports with Coleman beloved Baltimore sports media icon Jerry Coleman,
who unfortunately will not be making a trip, and I was,
I'm going to attend this weekend the Ravens Chargers game,
just so I can meet all the people. Sports with
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Coleman talks about the Baltimore media contingent who will be
in La here where we are as the Chargers and
the Ravens play the Sunday night game. But Sports with
Coleman unfortunately not making the trip, Lamar Jackson is going
to make the trip. The top team in the American
Football Conference, the Ravens. Lamar was asked about his injury.
If you saw the game against the Cincinnati football team,
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Lamar Jackson was hobbled. His left ankle was messed up
in that game. He wanted to make a statement though,
so in front of reporters, Lamar Jackson briefly jogged in
place right. He said, he believes he's good, Okay, if
he believes it. I believe that Bigfoot's real. So I
believe that. So as long as I believe Bigfoot's reel,
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that Bigfoot's reel, that's it now. He then waved his
left hand like he had a magic wand and flashed
the smile. Said, I'm one hundred percent. Okay, So that
solves everything if he said it. It reminds me of
the famous line from Keishawn Johnson when Peyton Manning was
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outed his wife as a drug mule and Darkseide documentary
years ago, and Keishawn Johnson got on television and said, well,
if he said he didn't do it, he didn't do it.
And he said he didn't do it, so he didn't
do it, and that's it. He didn't do it. And
I'm like, well, okay, imagine him as a jur wouldn't
you like that guy as a juror? He said he
didn't do it. If he didn't if he said he
didn't do it, he didn't do it anyway, all right.
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So as we discussed the ravens Lamar Jackson here he
says his ankle is one hundred percent. Do you believe him?
Do you believe him? So this is as believable as
the chances of the national debt in America being solved
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in our lifetime. I believe that has as good a
chance of happening as Lamar Jackson right now now being
l perfecto. Good luck on that. I know Lamar is
he's doing that that mantra stuff. You know, he's doing
the whole mumbo jumbo. I am the master of my
own mind and buddy and all that. And what he
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should do is contact Louis the Leprekahn and then Louis
Leprekhn could come in and throw some of that pixie
dust on top of Lamar's ankle. And yeah, he's got
a ding wing, that's what he's got. He's got, he's
got a problem. So and it might not matter. The
Chargers don't know how to tackle. They suck, so it
likely won't matter in the game. Maybe from a gambling
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perspective it will matter. The backup is a guy named
Tyler Huntley who's no good, although the Ravens have won
a few games with him as the quarterbacks. Will keep
an eye on this story as it develops as we
get throughout the week. Now, final point headline from the
operating room at when of the four h five in
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Los Angeles. Here where the creepy quarterback Deshaun Watson ended
up going under the knife. He under what surgery? I
know you're very concerned. Now I cannot confirm whether or
not Deshaun Watson got in the Happy Baby yoga pose
while they were operating. I don't know that there's a rumor,
but I don't know if that's just hearsay. I don't
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know that he got in the happy baby yoga pose.
As far as I know, he didn't. But he had
surgery to take care of a fracture in his right shoulder.
Team announced that surgery was performed by doctor Neil Elatrash.
The number one doctor used to be. When I was younger,
there was doctor Joe, but he's dead. Nice man. I
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met him. He's the guy, that first guy, doctor Joe
that did Tommy John surgery. I was like the team
doctor for the Dodgers, and he lived a long time,
lived a good life. But now it's doctor Neil Latrash.
That's the guy everyone goes to if you're a celebrity
athlete and you need an operation. He's the guy and
all that. So the anasthma was he's gonna start rehabbing
on Friday. The creepy quarterback should be good to go
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for the start of next season. So Deshaun watch him
beginning his rehab this weekend. How is the forecast, How
is the forecast looking for the creepy quarterback in Cleveland.
I'm glad you asked. As you know, I not only
dabble in sports talk radio, but I also like to
be a meteorologist on the radio and give advice here
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and on the forecast, on the forecast. In fact, Roberto,
the guy that became a bus driver, he quit the
show to become a bus driver, because you know, everyone
wants to get out of radio to go to bus driving.
So he left, and he left behind his Mexican Doppler
two thousand. He left that behind. So I'm using Roberto's
old Mexican Dopler two thousand, which he left here in
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the studio. And the forecast calls for gloomy gray skies,
which is typical in Cleveland, with a chance of sprinkles,
with a chance of sprinkles, which I think is also
the name of one of the women that gave Deshaun
Watson massages. Your name was sprinkles. I think I don't
know for sure. I don't know about that, But not
the delicious kind of sprinkles for mister Watson there in Cleveland,
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not the kind you get on that soft serve. I
would say that's not the case. Watson continues to be
an enigma, and this is just going to haunt the
Cleveland Browns. It is their poltergeist. And they're paying two
hundred and thirty million dollars. He got three years of
fully guaranteed money left, which means Watson ain't going anywhere.
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He is not going anywhere, and the Browns will be
going round and round and round and round, spinning their
wheels round and round and round and round and round
and round and round and round and around. All right,
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That means we want people that are smart enough, that
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Late this hour, we will have Mallord to the third degree.
We'll take some calls coming up here. We begin with
the NFL theme, the Malard monologue bouncing around and around
the NFL world. The Late Night drug tester says, I
am concern with Aaron Rodgers. He seems to think he
has all the answers, no matter the subject matter. Even
(16:06):
though he lost the Jeopardy hosting gig years ago, he's
still bummed out about that. Midnight Walker says, players speaking truthfully,
Sure you bet, and then we can solve the national debt.
Even Lewis the Leprechaun can't stop the lies. We never
will get the truth out of these guys. Well, so
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he has to say, who else do we have? Page Dan,
I can't read that on the air, Art Puffin writes,
and he says double A as an AA on the
Malla monologue there was I think he's also alcoholics anonymous,
which should be a sponsor of this show. In addition,
says malar monologue, bringing Aaron Rogers back to your overnight
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radio life. I think he should get doctor Claw and
the mad Cat take a look at the Achilles. I'm
sure they have no problem clearing him. Well, just call
our guy Doc Mike in Chicago. Man, that guy will
clear anybody. And he'll he'll tell you to drink this
a couple of times a week. You'll be good to go. No,
it's Doc Mike. It's somebody, somebody else. In fact, we'll
(17:18):
go to the phones and we'll say hello to let's
say hello to dad gummet here's in Arkansas. Damn, you
can't say that word in the road.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Goodness Thursday night, Thursday night.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I wait on, Hold is what you can pla. Let
me get my violin out Hold on, let me get
my little violin out here. Hold on a second? What
a sob story? This is like a Greek tragedy. Did
I force you to call the show? Did I force
you to call the show? Dad? Gummt? Did ida got it?
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Who's that sound like? Good? Cheat?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The good? There's no there is no Eddie Garcia is
a wee diesel and Eddie Eddie is a. He doesn't
pay off his bets. That's a fact.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Ben Meyer. Ben Maller has ben.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Meyer, Ben Meyer, who's been Meyer.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
He's the one who's honest. Ben Maller is a liar
and a cheat.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
There's no lying going on here. Eddie, you agreed to
the bet. You lost off the bed ed lost. Pay
up the bet, Eddie, pay up the bat. I want
my pizza. I need my pizza.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
The sandwich bet not pizza.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I want pizza. What, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
It's a Mallard show. It's a Myron Bollard dish. It's
a mired third degree. It's everything the Mallard what about?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
But that's how it works. Dubby, what are you stupid?
That's how it works. Maron, what's wrong with you? I
said you're an idiot. That's how the show works. It's
called branding, right, it's called branding. You might want to
take you take a business class. Maybe you'll learn something.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
You do something though you do.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't know you any What do I owe you?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
You owe me one thing?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Okay, what do I owe you?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
I've heard you do this for a long time, and
you owe me a go to tick?
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No, The rule is. The rule is you can't ask
for one. You can't ask for one. When were you
on hold for three and you were not on hold
for three and a half hour? That's a lie. When
when was this? When was this Thursday night? No, that's
not true. That's not true. Cool, look at the call logs.
Let me know if he was on hold for three
and a half hours. You look at the call logs.
(19:21):
Check that one. Yeah, sure, we have caller ID. We
track all your numbers. We're stockers.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
What happened in the rams other night or other day?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
We beat we beat the Seahawks. Really could you believe that?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Because I was at the game. I watched it, so, yes,
I did see that. I did see the game. Yes,
did you know the game? Was it?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Did you get to go?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I did go to the game. Yeah, I was at
the game.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Oh dude, I would love it. I've seen that bar
so much sight Lewis. I thought I'd go burn a
bunch of cattle in that place that.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I well, you you always brag you by what a
baller you are? You going to drive out to La
Man check it. It's a beautiful stadium. It's the greatest
I've been to a bunch of stadiums. It's the greatest
stadium I've ever been to, Sofi stadium.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Case here, I will come after your own vacation. If
you guys will go with me to the game.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Probably well, I mean very I'm I'm on TV now.
I don't know if I have I can't hang out
with you. I'm on a big TV star now.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
How many times I said that. I've heard from somebody
the other day that said, you're the course person in
the world in persons.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
That's that's not true. I'm an.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I'm an.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I'm an introvert. I don't talk to people. I keep
to myself.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
I don't let me.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Finishes are good, let me finish this. I heard the
other day from somebody that she was a coarse person
to meet and like and you know, and and real
you want to talk about.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
In real life.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
And you said you was really nice, You was real respectful.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Eddie's got like bouncers with him, and he's got pr
people like. Eddie's got all. He's got this whole like posse.
He's like a boxer wild.
Speaker 6 (20:50):
I've never made.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
But I see what parentroll it is, tater or blite.
The other day.
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It it was ice skates.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Uh yeah, stay forward. I had backwards because I think
he was putting behind it.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Rockefeller Center, Dad gummt Before they tore that.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Big old mall down at Memphis, they had ice skate
rinking there. Me and my buddy go get drunk and
go down and go hoski. It's such a good idea.
I looked up and set the glass of people in
the rest are looking at that skating.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I'm like, bam, all right, Dad, got you made me.
You're bowguarding the show. There's other people that want to
talk that the checks in the mail. I'll be here tomorrow,
I'm I go, I'll have a live Thanksgiving show. All right,
all right, there you go, wonderful whatever. All right, yeah,
it is the bend. Let's keep it going and say
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hello to Troy who's in cans Uh City. Hello, care
And I.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Think the Kansas City Chiefs are the best team in
the NFL right now, regardless of what happened last night.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Well it's dan or Alowski. That's quite the take. That's
a tremendous take. Well, I'm just too so pretty much,
what no matter what happens, the Chiefs lose, you don't care.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I don't care. We're the best team in the NFL.
We're going to win the Super Bowl this year and
we're going to beat them again.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
And is this a robot? Am I talking to a robot? Here? Wait?
Who is this?
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Ten? My name is Troy Knutsen.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Alright, all right, that's yeah? I congratulations? So what would
what would the Chiefs have to do for you to
say they're not going to win the Super Bowl?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
The look?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Uh, here's the thing. We have the production.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
And how do you have the production? You have the
worst team in the second half in the NFL at scoring.
How do you have production?
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Well, we had the best team in the first half.
Isn't that correct sor?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
No?
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Okay? And then all we need to do.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
Is fix that second half. And when we do that.
Patrick Mahomes, who may be the best quarterback who's ever lived.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
May's a weasel word. May's a weasel word. Come on,
say you believe? You believe he is the our Lord
and Savior, Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
No, you're right, that's true.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
That's right, that's true. I believe writing bibles with Mahomes.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
I've been to all the games I've been to up
in Minnesota, and all the way down to Philadelphia and
I hated that place.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Wait are you hold on this? Are you the guy
who's been running around robbing banks to go to Chiefs games?
Are you that guy I have?
Speaker 5 (23:21):
That's me?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's oh my god, Eddie, we got the guy that's
going around robbing banks to go to Chiefs games. He's
calling our show. How lucky are we.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
In Cherokee, Kansas? So you can get me.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And have you had? Now? Let's see, I'm gonna I'm
gonna ask you right now to see if you're a
legitimate Chiefs fan or a fraud. Have you had? This
is the most important meal. In fact, my friend Bob Fesco,
the morning guy there at six ten Sports, tells me
that this is a sign that you are a legitimate
Kansas City chief fan. Have you had the Ben Mallard
chicken fingers?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Well, they're not They're not hot enough for me.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You're a fraud, sir, you are not.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
Okay, maybe you're a.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Fraud and you're not a real fan. A real fan
has the Ben Maller chicken fingers at the landing in Liberty, Missouri,
and you're not a real fan?
Speaker 6 (24:10):
Okay? Well, can I ask you a question too, sir. No, okay,
well that's fine, but I actually worked Addie.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Usually people just motor on, but this guy actually stopped
when I told him to stop. Is that that Midwestern
values that you have, sir? Is that what that is?
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Yes, sir, it is. And I love your show anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I love yours too. I'm a big fan and I.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Wanted to say hello.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
And now are you wearing now Troy your casey Onesie?
Is that what you have on right now?
Speaker 6 (24:40):
No? I have a Derek Johnson Jersey.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Oh, Derek Johnson. Okay, I think you gotta go old
school like Christian McCoy. You gotta get Christian nakoy. You know,
I'm Fran Tarkington. Wait a minute, what did he play
for the Chiefs STU Boys.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
From the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, I thought you were a Kansas City fan. What's
up with that?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Well, I can't be because I'm Minnesota. I have to
go to Minnesota. So I'm I'm in Minnesota fan.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm confused.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Well, I live in Kansas now.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Well, but your heart is a mission. Oh yeah, you know.
We had a guy beer drink and Brian. He's not
around anymore, but he's from Minnesota and he moved to
Kansas City outside Kansas City. Yeah, he's a legend, true story,
my friend. All right, well, love very nice. We've learned
your whole life. I love yours too, A big fan.
I'm gonna hang up on you now. Thank you. Yes,
(25:30):
it's a great memory. We were bonding, now, me and you,
we were friends.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
We really are.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, I'm hanging up on you. Go away, all right.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. That.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
As you know, in this business, they say when you
have good audio, you need to play the audio. So
without further ado, I give you this. Yeah, he's moving
the needle. But ultimately, you gotta win games. We'll see
I will win. I don't know, will I don't know.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Coach Prime, Coach pre. You want to take a bet?
What's the over under on Colorado wins? I say they
go over? I say, okay, all right, we bet I
better sandwich. All right, Yeah, you won't pay anyway, of course,
I always pay my bets off. No more evidence is
(26:24):
necessary there, It isn't. That doesn't even sound like me?
Could you at least find someone that sounds like me,
that didn't even sound like me at all. If you're gonna,
if you're gonna make up audio, ready, can you at
least find someone that sounds a little bit like me?
Is that from the internet for finding? Is that chat
Ai or whatever? That doesn't even sound like I'm embarrassed
for you and you. I have to thank both you
(26:46):
directing me to the exact date. Thank you? Does that
driven me? For those of you that's not mark? Is
that me?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I don't care like it again?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
For their first ever NBA titles. You work on the show.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
But.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Sanders Television, Eddie? Could that you?
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (27:07):
You even watched the fake audio? You don't even know
what to play? One and eleven last season? Yeah? One
and eleven. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm not buying into the hype.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Personally, but I am buying you to live. I love
Deon Sanders's interesting. He's somebody that here's not too many
guys in college football that we can move the needle with,
and Deon's one of those.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Guys'osed to sound like, yeah, he's moving the needle, but
ultimately sounds like that because.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
It's better you'll win.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
I don't know he will, I don't know, Coach prav
By the way, it wasn't even five or six.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What's the over under on Colorado wins six six? I
love that you're playing because you're making you're making my
case for me, and the listeners know. The people listening
know that it sounds nothing like me. Who's I mean again?
Get someone that at least.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
It sounds like the weakest most BS arguments to welch
out of a bed.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, now you've reached a second, You've reached a
new loads texas from that like this is the sandwich.
I would like thank you? All right. My attorney, Ferg
Dog says he has the memory of an elephant, and
he says Eddie is lying. So that is again, that's
not me, Eddie. I don't care how many times he
(28:22):
canna play it. And I know my own I know
what my own voice I do.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
For those of you that want to listen to the
evidence yourself, go ahead and listen download it. Coops Coops
going back editing old podcast is such a loser. Oh yeah, yeah,
I did. I did all that work, juice. I'm giving
you that can see. But I'm sayding my my argue
(28:52):
and I need my attorney Ferg Dog to call it first,
our second, our tour. You can't say it right. You're
making up. You went back. That's ridiculous. Again, I stand
that that is not me, your honor, that is not me.
And by the way, it has been pointed out to
me Eddie murphy joke when he cheated on his girlfriend
Die he told her it was it Maddie. By the way, Eddie,
(29:14):
by the way, Eddie, Okay, yes, be very clear here, okay.
In addition to all all this nonsense and all that Eddie, uh,
the fact that you already conceded you lost the bet.
I've had multiple listeners reached out to me and say,
Eddie already said I lost the bet. Whatever the bet was,
you won, did you yes or no? Eddie on the air,
say you win the bet. Whatever you want, I'll get
(29:36):
your sandwich. Did you say that, yes or not? Said
that to the drive that your honor, I'm done, I
am done, your honors, id he lost the bet. I
asked you what you want. I was gonna find that
audio code. I was gonna find that audio find the
audio coope.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I was gonna pay the audio what you wanted.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But in the do a TV show later today, Eddie.
And you're ruining my voice here because I'm yelling at you,
because you're lying, you're playing fake audio. It doesn't even
sound like me particular. It's embarrassing. And you will hear
from my attorney.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Fer Dog.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, you're gonna hear from my attorney. Just don't bother
making any bets with Unlike you, Eddie. I pay off
my best I I ate I lost that nuggets, Betty
Bull testicles, ill ro you have it. I've got message
(30:33):
after message here. Freddie says it's not Ben Mahler, that
that's what he said right there. Uh, there's Freddy checking in.
We've got ferg Dog who calls you a liar. You
thought you could get away with this. Do you understand
the people that listen, They get it, Eddie. They know
what I sound like, and that sounded nothing like me
at all. It's embarrassing you and Cooper Loop. This is
(30:55):
a new low. This is a new low for both
you guys to make up audio your claim that I
said something I did not say. And this is the
world we live in with this AI and these deep fakes.
And I will not fall victim to a deep fake.
I will not allow it. I will not allow it
to take me down, Eddie, because I know, I know
(31:17):
I am this. You were trying to adjudicate something that's
already been decided. You admitted your guilt, you admitted you lost,
and now you're trying to go about the typical weasel
Garcia fashion audio. You admitted, he admitted, Eddie, multiple listeners.
You admitted. After Colorado won their first couple of games,
you said, hey, you're whatever the bet was you won.
You had said that I did concede. That you concede
(31:41):
it over done. You gave a concession speak.
Speaker 4 (31:44):
You can see that it looked like you were going
to win the bet. I was even ready to take
your sandwich order.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
But man, he didn't. Conveniently, conveniently, you never did. Yeah,
because it didn't happen. Conveniently you never did because coach
Prime stunk at a time they shopped winning, and you
lost well again and for you bet, this is like
the lowest you've ever done it. I mean, she did
all these games with the claim audio is me when
the listener directed yourself, the listener knows what I sound like.
(32:13):
The fantas ship has integrity. I don't audio. I don't
even know who is that? Who is that? That is
like the internet, that's an Internet voice or something like that.
I know there's some Ben Mallord sound boards out there,
but come on you. It's amazing. You admitted you lost
the Ben Eddie on the air, and now you're trying
(32:33):
a month later. A month later, Eddie show, a month later,
This show unbelievable. It was three it was three and
a half. It was which is which is typical? Which
is typical? Garcia. The over under was three and a half.
That was the over just we just agreed. It was
three and a half. The that's not me, that is
(32:53):
not me, that is not me, and the audio, Eddie,
you're playing a deep fake, try to confuse the listeners.
This is a psychological fair situation by Eddie Garcia. He
is trying to He is trying to screw with the
mind of the listener, and I will not stand for that.
By the way, Mark tells me he's very upset with
you guys. That's what he told me off there in
(33:14):
my headphones. He told me that very angry. All right,
that's a win for me, a loss for you. A
bad job by you guys. Yr Fimi in Chicago says
Eddie used AI generated malard voice. That is correct. Yeah,
I knew this would have I knew that at some
point the AI would be used and to try to
(33:36):
make me look bad, and we just heard it. I
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Tommy DeVito the Giants joined Blank is the only players
in NFL history to have a passer rating of one
(35:33):
hundred and thirty or better while taking nine or more
sacks in the same game. That is the question, and
what is the answer? Let's see here page Dan the
Mexican John Dutton says the AI robot voice of Ben Mallet. Well,
ask Eddy where he found that? Who else do we have?
(35:53):
The scott and Rhode Island says it's him. Can't read
that Hailey Bieber who is twenty seven today from the
Late Night Drug Tester Rod Mexico from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota.
Joe Burrow guessed by Jordan Francis Asbury Tarkenton from Midnight Walker, Eddie,
do you have an answer quickly? Eddie? Yes.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Former Houston Texans quarterback David Carr No.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
No, it was David Craig in that Derek Thomas, member
of the famous Derek Thomas game back in the day
for the Seahawks day won the game they did? Yes,
Seattle won the game. Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go to the third degree.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
This is one gets grilled.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Ben frank Reig was asked on Monday if he's considered
letting Andy Dalton start, to which he replied, no consideration
of that. Bryce Young is our leader.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Ben. How long do you think the Bryce Young experiment lasts?
What's gonna last? For years? He was the number one
overall pick in the draft. Like he's a pillar. He's
a cracked pillar, but he's a pillar of Carolina. And
the way it's gonna work, frank Reich will be sacrificed.
They'll bring it in some other jamoke on a rescue
and recovery salvage mission for Bryce. You know, he's not
going anywhere for a couple of years next.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Max Schurzer said on a recent podcast appearance that two
leading surgeons told him that pitching injuries were much more
severe in twenty twenty three, which sers are then linked
to the introduction of the pitch clock.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Than are you buying any of that? Yes, just like
doctors told you to smoke cigarettes it was good for
you back in the day. Yeah, come on, it's anecdotal,
it's not a peer reviewed study. By Max Sers. Surezo's
got an excuse for everything. This guy what a snake,
Max Schurzers and the Rangers won in spite of Surezer,
not because they am. He did nothing for them.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Next, there are twelve new candidates on the ballot for
Baseball's Hall of Fame class of twenty twenty four. The
most surefire name on the list is Adrian Beltray. Ben
do you think Beltray gets in on the first ballot? Oh,
one hundred percent. He's gonna be a Hall of Famer.
He was not a Hall of Famer as a Dodger.
He only had one really great year as a Dodger.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
He came up. I was doing Dodger talk in the
late nineties. He came up nineteen years old, and he
betted like two sixty. The first go he wasn't like it,
and then he when he actually he didn't. Went to
Seattleley sucked. He got to Texas he became really good. Anyway. Uh, yeah,
he's a Hall of Famer. How do we do? Coopbloop?
You failed for cheating that Ednie? You mean Eddie Phil?
(38:11):
I Coop said, I see Coop medt he said, Eddie Phil,
And I won So that's a win for me. Deep
fake Garcia, we'll call him there