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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our name Birth three.
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We head to sing City, Lost Wages, Nevada or the
Chiefs paying a visit to take on the Raiders, and
we asked the question following this game, have Patrick Mahomes
and the Kansas City Chiefs solve their receiver issues in
just one weekend in Nevada? Also, how are things working
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out for Antonio Piers with our Raiders and the Browns
and Broncos played not much of a game? Can this
Sean Payton recipe continue to work for the Denver Broncos
as they are the hottest team in the NFL. We'll
talk about that and more right now here. It is
give it up for our number three, the sweet smell
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Speaker 1 (01:55):
That is where Antonio.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Piers and our Raiders looking to slay the dragon from
Consau City. Patrick mahomes and the Chiefs angry as they
lost that Monday night showdown. They looking to get back
in the win column after taking it on the chin
against the Philadelphia Eagles as they blew that game late.
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So this was the matchup on Sunday. Now, I don't
if you watch, maybe not, perhaps you missed it. But
Patrick Mahomey, after a slow start, ended up with two
hundred and ninety eight yards passing not one, but two
passing touchdowns, the Chiefs ending their three game second half
scoring drought with Pizzazz the Razmataz as they get passed
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the Raiders thirty one seventeen and the game was tied
at fourteen and a half time. Kansas City fell behind
fourteen nothing in the second quarter. They tied it by
halftime and pulled the way up, up, and away they
went after falling behind fourteen. Nothing has Pat check Go
rushing for two touchdowns and support of Patrick Mahomes. But
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the question when you look at the amount of offense
the Chiefs were able to put up against the Raiders,
the question becomes this, have Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas
City football team solved the missing link at the receiver position?
Putting up thirty plus points? Thirty plus points against the Raiders.
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The Raiders had the number one scoring defense in the
NFL since Antonio Pierce took over. We mentioned that on
the TV show over the weekend, a byproduct of having
played the Giants and the Jets. So to answer that question,
I'm shaking my head. No, no, no, no, no no.
I've got Johnson and Johnson time capsule and charitable donations,
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and we're going to combine all of these things together
and we are going to make a coffee pot, is
what we're going to make. Now. I don't need a
coffee pot. I don't drink coffee, but you might need
a coffee pot a lot cheaper than going to those
big coffee stores where they charge you eight bucks of coffee.
So First of all, this was a feel good for
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He's a Dolly good Felow or He's a Dolly good
fellow kind of a day for Kansas City. It was
I watched this gain. They spotted the Raiders of fourteen
to nothing lead, giving the illusion, the false illusion that
Vegas was going to be in the game until the
very end. But the Raider offense ran out of gas.
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They had none. The Chiefs have a good defensive team.
There were plays to be made by the Raiders that
were not made. But in the end, fourteen to nothing,
Raiders had the lead, and it was a psych just kidding,
just kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Kansas City played error free football in this game.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
When you look at the receivers individual though, you look
at this and say, well, now the Chiefs have figured
things out the receiver position. People are saying that because
of one guy, one guy, Rashi Rice and his big
performance here. But I look at the Chiefs wide receiver
room and I say, this is a Johnson and Johnson special.
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Now I'm not sure whether it's the Hello Kitty or
whether it is the Captain America band aid. I'm not
sure which one, but this is a band aid situation.
Is what this is Rashi Rice had eight catches and
one hundred and seven yards, both career highs as a
rookie for the Chiefs, and he did have a touchdown.
He was the breakout star of the game, Baffosako. But
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one game does not mean that you have arrived.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I learned that long ago. Do not be fooled. Do
not be fooled by this.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Now he played well, and if he can play it
like this consistently, then we can revisit this. But at
this moment, I am not going to be a prisoner
of the mall mens. Thank you very much. I've learned
my lesson to say that they've they've got something. Now
they have to find something otherwise they're gonna be an
early exit out of the postseason. But Rashid Rice can
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he play at a high level against elite teams in
the NFL. The Raiders are not an elite team. They're
not a career high catches yards. He hasn't played that
many games in the NFL. Outside of Rice, here's another
reason to be skeptical. Outside of Rashi Rice, the second
and third leading pass catchers for the Chiefs were Travis Kelce,
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not a wide receiver, tight end and Isaiah Pacheco last
I checked not a wide receiver, a scatback.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
So you had one guy. Now one guy's better than
no guys. But we got to see more. And the
Raider defense was so lax in this game that we
learned hours after the game, reports circulating here in the
over that Marcus Peters is about to be fired because
he was taking plays off against Kansas City. And Antonio
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Piers is like, you gotta get out of here. Yeah,
you're benched. You're such a bum. Get off my team.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now turning the page, speaking of the Raiders, coach, how
are things working out for Antonio Peers with the Raiders.
We're now four games into the Antonio Peers experience. You
got the two games with the New York teams, the
Miami game, and now a game against Kansas City. So
the record indicates two and two. That's the record after
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four games. That's average.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's average.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
So overall, to answer the question, how are things looking
for Antonio Peers, this was a dem merit. Now we
are pulling for Antonio Peers. It's a small world after
not like the Disney ride where there was some creepster.
We'll talk more about that later, apparently walking around naked.
And it's a small world.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
But Vegas, they jumped out fourteen to nothing lead. You're
at home. You got a fourteen to nothing lead.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
They looked good. It was the false start by the
Raiders because once the Chiefs settled in, this was a
time capsule, and not a good time capsule for Antonio Pearce.
It was reminiscent of the Josh mcdummy era Josh McDaniels,
where the Raiders blew double digit leads on a regular
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basis in comparison to what they had done in the
years prior. And he had tossed this game into a smoker,
and it was a vintage get Charbroyaled performance by the
Raider defense there as they vanished in the thin air.
And ain't O'Connell. He's proving to everyone he ain't the guy.
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Now you didn't think he was the guy, but he
had the opportunity to be the guy. And yet people
will look at the box scores, how wow, he averaged
you know, seven and a half yards per pass.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
He had good numbers.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Almost all of the damage was done early in the game,
in the second half. Aidan O'Connell had a passer rating
of sixty six point six, which is the sign of
the devil and which is appropriate in since City.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
But averaged five and a half yards per attempt.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Was a futile quarterback in the second half of that
game for the Raiders. And this continues to be the model.
It continues to be a model. Aidan O'Connell will come out,
have a stretch where he looks pretty good early in
the game, and then eventually the wheels come off. The
wheels go round and round and round and round until
they fall off the car. All right, final thought, we
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head that Denver. We moved from Vegas to Colorado, where
the Broncos added not one, not two, but three more
fumble recoveries in their game over the Browns twenty nine
to twelve, a victor reeve for the Denver football team.
The Broncos doing things they have not done since the
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Night nineteen eighties. Defensively, the same team they gave up
a seventy burger to the Miami Dolphins earlier this season.
The Broncos, now with those three fumble recoveries in this game,
now have fifteen takeaways. Fifteen takeaways in their last four games.
That is the greatest stretch the Broncos have had since
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nineteen eighty nine, before social media. The Internet was archaic
in nineteen eighty nine, and yet that's the last time
the Broncos had a stretch like this. Now, Sean Payton's
Denver football team the hottest team in pro football. They've
now won five straight games. They are above five hundred
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and six and five on the season. Denver is in
the ninth spot in the AFC Top seven get in,
so they're not a playoff team. They have the same
record as the Colts and the Texans. The Colts are
the playoff team, but they have the same records, so
there's still a bunch of games to be played.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Russell Wilson, you know all that nonsense.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
We talked about this on the TV show over the weekend,
and the question was, does the media oh Russell Wilson
an apology because he's played so well, well, he didn't
play well in this game, and he's getting paid forty
million dollars a year.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't think he deserves an apology.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
One hundred and thirty something yards passing in this game
and just just not a reason, not a reason the
Broncos won the game was sloppy.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Was sloppy.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
The question here, can this Sean Peyton? Can this Sean
Peyton recipe keep working for the Broncos? And the answer
is this, it has to keep working because it's the
only way they can win. Right they have not shown
that they have the intestinal fortitude of the Broncos to
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win the old fashioned way where the other team just doesn't.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hand you the game. Right now, it's working.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know whether Sean Payton bought a voodoo doll
on Amazon or something like that.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I have never seen anything like this in recent years
where one team.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Just stands there and the other It's not like most
of these turnovers are not forced.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's just sloppy football by the opposition, and it's work.
It's not like all of a sudden the Broncos became
this hard hitting, lights out defense.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Now they've played better. They played better, but not this good,
not this good. And so again the question we asked,
the question, Sean Payton, can this recipe keyboard get hashed?
Because the Broncos have not shown that they can win
a game straight up where both teams play even nobody
has a bunch of turnovers and just hands the game,
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but hands the game away. But the generosity that has
been given to Denver, the charitable donations from the opposition.
The Cleveland Browns did their part. They also sent a
bunch of guys to the injury tent, which helps out
the Rains who played the Browns next week. So that's
a net positive for the Rams because the Browns Miles
Garrett was in a cast, not a cast. His arm
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was in a sling after the game. So Bronco Country,
let's ride. As Russell Wilson likes to say, Hey, but
there will be inevitably there'll be some roadblocks here. But
the Broncos considering there were conversations about Sean Payton going
back to television because he had lost his mojo as
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coach of the Broncos. I guess he found his mojo.
He must have smoked some of that good weed up
there in the Rocky Mountains and he found his mojo.
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Were you watching the Sunday night game, the Ravens Chargers
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the Malor riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
But here it is.
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The NBC broadcast, bizarrely, for some reason, showed Chargers defensive star,
the injured Joey Bosa eating blank. Again, the NBC broadcast,
for some reason showed Chargers defensive star, injured Joey Bosa
eating blank during the game. That is the Mallor riddle
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of the day.
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The answer. We'll get to it, and we will do it.
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Speaker 1 (16:13):
Time to pay off the mallor riddle of the day,
And here it is.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
During the Sunday night broadcast, the Ravens beat the Chargers,
and on that NBC broadcast, for some reason, they showed
Chargers defensive star Joey Bosa.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
He's injured. They showed him eating blank and people were like,
what's going on with that? I don't understand what is
that all about?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Matthew Warrior Raider fan says NBC cameras cat Joey Bosa
following in your footsteps, Ben eating Rocky Mountain oysters just
like you did.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Well, thank you Matt for acknowledging that I did do that.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Ferd Dog says h pickle tacos with Chargers superfan Eddie Garcia,
I don't know who that is. Clam says Baba gonoos,
she ate the Baba gonoosse Dante's going with chicken livers,
Big Greg and Iowa says, hey, Joey Bosa.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Was eating an edible on NBC. Who else?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
We have page down the entire Costco food court menu.
Guess by the late night drug tester Oodles of noodles
from Fudgie Mountain do dogs from.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Alf the Alien old Piner. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Cheese curd pop tarts, now, that actually would be pretty good.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I think that would be great.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I know that's a fake item donkey sausage, but I
would eat cheese curd pop tarts.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I would.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'd be all for that break room pumpkin pie from
Sean and Portland. You filter the fish from Eke and
rosewo Minnesota. Know that that's a bridge too far. You
filter the fish maggot cheese from courtesy Flusher.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Justin and Cincinnati says that Joey Bosa ate something that
he likes to eat. Keep your whatever your habits are
keeping to themselves. They're justin h slug in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Very funny.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We're not going there. I can't read that. Ace Man
Cometh says New England. Clam chatta is the correct answer, No,
the correct answer to the malar riddle of the day.
On the NBC Sunday Night broadcast, for some reason, they
showed Charger defensive star injured Joey Bosa eating raisin brand.
Raisin Brand? Why was he eating raisin Brand? I was saying,
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I don't I.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Mean, you know, people watch eat cereal while they're watching TV.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
So yeah, he was in a luxury box at the game.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
He should have been having some lobster bisk Then.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, they have some very nice food in those luxury boxes.
They vip you can you can need very well there.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
You listen to the Bosa brothers talk and they're very
h They're very simple and straightforward men. They're just, you know,
no nonsense.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
But that raisin brand, I don't want to know they
a sponsor. I don't think that's that healthy. Isn't it
covered in sugar? It would be there's probably some sugar
in it. But I'm not a big raisin brand fan,
but you know, it's somewhat healthy. I guess got the brand,
got the raisins, it's got the rough edge, it's got
the fiber. For Thanksgiving, I made oatmeal raisin cookies. Are
those healthy because they have raisins in them and they
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have oats? Those are healthy things.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I guess there's a little bit of a fiber in there.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
There's like two pounds of sugar, but that's not a
celery stick, you know, yeah, Celery.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I think Celery's the Devil's Devil's gift right there, that's celery.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I did that ranch dressing the Devil's blo Oh, come on, man,
I did.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I did. Don't go down, you're gonna make me upset.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Thanksgiving, Uh, my sister made some buffalo chicken dip and
so we had some cellery sticks and it washed it
down nicely, you know. Yeah, so it was I don't know,
you gotta have it like. It's hard to get vegetables
in on Thanksgiving. It's a lot of it's a lot
of starches. No, you shoved the vegetables in to the stuff. Yeah,
that's that's the high Sneak it in there. It's like
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you're a kid. You got to hide the vegetables in stuff, right,
You get it so small that you can't see it.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Let's go to the phones now and we say hello
to the astrology lady in Berkeley, our friend Andrea. She's
known as Virgo in service, and she has all the
news and notes from the cosmic realm. And you'd be
surprised how many of these sporting events are determined by
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the stars.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Hello Andrea, Hello Ben, how are you? If I was.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Any better, I would be a Raider, but not a
Las Vegas Raider because they look like Josh McDaniels was
back coaching the Terrible. But you didn't call about that, Andrea, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Oh, you know, it was nice to see Jimmy geeve
and though it's on the sidelines. But anyway, Yeah, I
wanted to talk about the full beaver moon and it's
title of that because that's when the beaver's beginning to
take shelter in their lodge and put sufficient food in
store for the long winter.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
And it's also under Now how long does the beaver?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
How much food does the beaver have? To say for
the winner?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
You know, that's a good question.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
We'll have to turn to the Farmer's Almanac to get
the answer. I don't know.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
Well, that's where I'm looking, you know, the Farmer's Almanac.
It also says during the fur trade kind of sadly,
it was also the season to trap beaver for.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
This well, and I believe I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Wisconsin, Appleton, Wisconsin, big beaver land, a lot of beavers
in Appleton, Wisconsin. Yeah, the fur trade, that was a
big trading post back in the day. Yeah, I wouldn't
have known that if I dope if my dopey brother
hadn't moved to Appleton, Wisconsin. Right.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah, interesting, Yeah, because it's a full moon, because you know,
we're in Sagittarius time, so we have sun and Sagittarius
and the full moon in w and I four fifteen am,
which is when most of us are calling it hate.
It's the Mala Melissa, And yeah, before I forget, thank
you for the shout out. I enjoyed your show.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Well, I'm glad. I am glad that that made it.
You know, we do the show. There are a couple
different versions of Beny versus the Penny, depending on which
market gets the show. And I have no idea who
gets what show, so we do.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
We do one show that might air in like Boston
and Philadelphia, and then there's a different it's only slightly different.
It's just a little bit different. Okay, so it's almost
the same exact thing, but there's just a few differences.
And I don't know what airs were, but I'm glad.
I would have been bummed out if that had aired
where you didn't get to watch.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
On Saturday. My ritual to watch your show. And I
love it when you said, you know, the astrology. Lady.
You took a page out of Bruce.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Poch I, well, of course, because that was fresh in
my mind from our conversation. Yes, our conversation, so I
did worked it right there so perfectly.
Speaker 8 (22:59):
Absolutely, it was another great show. And I like what
you said last week about the forty nine ers getting
their mojo back, and they sure did so.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yes, well they got the system quarterback. But when this,
when everyone's there, he's great. Brock is amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Guys, takes the village well.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
And this not you talk about game of the year
for the forty nine ers and forty nine ers Eagles.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Upcoming, Yeah, next week.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
That is that is that is an epic matchup's play
in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
And the early line on that, yeah, that's that's what
the gambling market. Let's look ahead to the gambling marketer.
What is the point spreading? This is the game, the
game next It's actually just an afternoon game. It's not
a night game.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But the game right now, the Eagles are anywhere from
a one and a half point favorite at home up
to a two and a half point favorite, depending on
Actually there's highest three in one of the offshore books,
so anywhere from one and a half to three points Philadelphia.
Speaker 8 (24:02):
Interesting because I was watching it. I was watching the
Eagles football today and they won it, you know, the
last few minutes. So it's like, oh, all the forty
nine ers didn't want the Eagles to win, but no,
it's a better No.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You want the Eagles to win because it's a better
story if the Niners beat the Eves.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I go wrong
with that.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Yeah, it has more.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
If the Eagles lose to the Bills, then well, no,
it's not that they're not a good team, but it's
not as impressive. They're ten and one coming into that
game at whole playing the Niners.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
And if the Niners win, that's it.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That's a statement opportunity for brock Perty and the Niners
to beat the Eagles. And everyone thinks they would have
won last year if Perty had not gotten hurt. But
he got hurt. So I O, Sam, you would like
to add you have a question for the astroc lighty.
I it was Sam. Let me ask her if are
you okay? She says she's okay for a question.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
Fantastic. Well, this is this is a sort of a
comment slash question that Taylor made for Andrew Taylor years
I saw this amazing stat I don't know how this
person thought of this or put this together. But if
you go back to the af L NFL merger of
the nineteen sixties, the Detroit Lions are oh and twelve
on Thanksgiving days when the moon is waxing gibbos waxing gibbis.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
What is waxing gibbs?
Speaker 7 (25:19):
What Andrew tell tell us, tell us listeners and myself,
and I don't know why would waxing gibbus affect the
line is waxing?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
What is waxing?
Speaker 7 (25:28):
Gives the type of moon phase.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
It is a moon phase. Waxing means it's waxing to
full Waning would mean it's waning too dark. So waxing
gibbis is the fourth phase in the cycle of moon phases.
It's just once a month, and it's right before the
full moon, so before the full moon it's considered waxing gibbits.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Doesn't that sound like it's Yiddish? Wax is gibbus? What
is what is gibbis?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
How does that?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:00):
You're getting too far in to the weeds. I was saying,
what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
With you.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
How did fascinating that the Lions since the sixties.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Well, the lions always lose though, I mean, come on,
in phase of the moon they blow sucking all phases
of the moon.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
And Jared Goff, has anyone noticed Jared Goff kind of
planning like he did when Jeff Fisher was coaching the
Rams back in the day. He's starting to morph back
into bad Jared Goff suddenly, not the franchise, Jared Goff.
Speaker 7 (26:26):
I blame wax and Gibbis.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Gibbis basically means the moon. It's almost so.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I think they gotta do like a karate kid. Wax
all wax off is what they gotta do. That's what
they gotta do.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
He was a former Colbert Jared Goff, so I always
kind of yes him on some level.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
There you go, Well he's made a lot of money
for nothing. Great, all right, Andrew, we must move on.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But thank you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
You had your own segment there, an entire segment.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yes, thank you, Andrew. You're happy to take the astrology lady.
That was right.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
That was something Taylor made for Andrea Waxing Gibbus. It's
a sir, it's it's poison for the Detroit Lions. Apparently
on Thanksgiving games.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Everything's poisoned on Thanksgiving for the line they.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Did, don't they? They win occasionally, don't they.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
They would cover the spread.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I don't know if they'd actually win, but they would
do okay against the points spread.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
You're Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
Though, me and Lee's packers.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We got all packers that trust in today congratulates, thank
you very much.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Five and six?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Now who but you have the tiebreaker with the Rams
because the Rams started a guy that shouldn't be in
the NFL who's no longer in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
In uh In Ripping? Yeah, well, Brett Ripping sucks.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
One that it is the ben on the box even
though he won the game. Uh Now, Evan writes it.
He says, big fan. He is in a long distance relationship,
and he says, mondays he drives to work over three
hours away from his girlfriend in Minneapolis, and he listens
to our show as he's cruising the high ways.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That is long distance love. Evan. That a good job
by you there.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Man.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
That's a certain point you just get fed up with
that and you're like that's you know, geographically there's a
term called geographically undesirable.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
But you know you're still depends how old you are.
But at some point you might get tired of that.
But that's good. There you go, if you can handle
the time in the car. That's why we're here.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Let's say hello to Strip Club John. Who is next?
Hello Strip Club John, And we would like to let
all the affiliates know we're gonna have the instant advice
line coming up. But this guy's a show legend in Cleveland,
our friends, Strip Club John, a big weekend I think
in Ohio because the Lakers were in town. Hello Strip
Club John. Thinking of hello' it's a different kind of
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trading that you take part.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh yeah, kind of pelts.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes, yes, you know. I'm fifteen years old, congratulations, going.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
To be fifty seven in Tebruary. And I don't see
any sports team in Cleveland. Weird Championship for the rest
of our life.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
So you think you will live your life, you will
have your time on this plane.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
My only one will be the Ron James Championship in
twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
That'll be a team which, by the way, I'm I
think you've got that and I have a photo in
my studio at the Malor Home studio of a fan
walking around the Cleveland Cavaliers championship parade and mocking me.
He had me right next to Skip Bayless and Stephen A.
(29:49):
Smith because we said the Cavs are not going to win.
And that's a great The guy standing for like millions
of people at the parade there was it was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I mean, the brown Sky is a moron.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Well, the Browns are done because as long as Wats
is there, they're not gonna win.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
The guys a loser, they're not gonna win.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
By five points. And he runs a double reverse with
the guy who just came off the bench.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, are you saying that was not the most intellig Yeah,
they don't.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
They have two guys and neither one of them can
play the quarterback position.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
And now and now, now your defense is.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
Going to be the answer.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh yeah, that'll be great. Jump jump all joe, jump
ball joe. Yeah, wonderful.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So now the Cavs there, they're gonna be the fourth
best team in the league, in the in the East.
For the rest of the Lefts, They're never get anybody else.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's gonna get even better because Donovan Mitchell is gonna leave.
He'll they'll trade him to the Knicks or he'll leave it.
And when I think he's got to come years in
this contract.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
They don't pay anybody.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, they can't even even change their name. They what
a dog Guardian.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, y let me.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I don't want to get that team team named after
a bridge, The Guardians.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
The Guardian. Yeah, the Guardians, the Guardians. They don't pay anybody.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you're gonna have to have like
seven Yeah, you have to have.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Like seven seven blue chip minor league players are gonna
have to turn out to all be Hall of famers
for you for you to win.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Let's say I got twenty three years on this earth,
eighty years old, that'd be good it good life, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah, eighty years old.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
I don't see it. In twenty three years, I don't
see a championship.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Well, so you know, in the near future is like
five years. I agree with you, at least, you.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Know what I gotta do. What's I just got to
get up tomorrow morning, go into work and look at
twenty five half nigga girls half my age.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
There you go see you. Every day is a championship
for you. Every day you have your own championship. Here
you go into work.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Congratulations, all right, I gotta go John, all I thank you.
All right, there's a friend.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
This is for you.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Some great moments with strip club John over the years.
He is the purveyor of the jiggle joint there in Cleveland,
and when there's a big event, not that.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
There's very sounds like he works at a strip club
because he's like, I got to go into work and
then look at half naked women or naked women.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
I was Sam.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Thank you for admitting you don't follow the show. Yeah,
he's been calling me for like twenty years. He manages
a strip club. I have not been listening for twenty years,
so I'm sorry about that. Yeah, he's called since you've
been here. But thanks for paying attention. But yeah, he
runs a strip c Yeah, he calls and he tells
his stories from the club.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
That's the bit. That's the bit between me and Him's
all right, thank you, right, keeping trying.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Interesting job he's got there.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
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Speaker 7 (33:37):
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Speaker 3 (33:43):
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Speaker 2 (34:21):
Extra time game, an overtime game in the NFL. Josh Allen,
Owen six, I believe now in overtime. So what is
your advice to Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, but
in particular Josh Allen on how not to stink it
up and lose these overtime games. You're live on the
air when you hear my voice at eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox. That's eight seven seven nine nine
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six six three six nine.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
We'll start out with you on line one. Advice to
Josh Allen. Line one.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
If you're trying to eat healthy, don't eat Raisin Branks.
It's the most sugary cereal on the aisle.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh, well, you were. He's super Market Steve, so he
would know that. Let's go to you line too.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
You're on the They were giving advice to Josh Allen
in how to win overtime games.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
I love Tom Looney more than Ben Miller, all day,
every day.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
All right, Well, he does not love you. He told
me he hates people that listen to radio. Let's go
to you online for Hello.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Line four, I knew spartakass.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Spartakuss was a friend of mine. Kevin wired your spartaka.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Oh wow, look at that shots fired there. Let's go
to you.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
You're next on the air. Here your advice to Josh
Allen in overtime.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Hello, I've been on the all for ninety minutes. A
better screen?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
All right, there you go. All right, you are next.
I don't know he's complaining about the screen. You're on there.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Line one, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Advice to Josh Allen in overtime games.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
You amount of time?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
If he's so, George Allen, Yes, okay, hang up on yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Line two, you're on the air. Advice to Josh Allen
in overtime games.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Go with Poppy's picks and lay the point.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I don't know who that is. Let's go to you.
Line three, you're on the Airline three, Hello, okay, thank
you for that.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Line four is next, unscreened radio. We're giving advice to
Josh Allen. Bill's quarterback has never won a game in overtime.
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Get a Harley Hog and go nuts to butch with
Doug Gabriel.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, let's see Line five, you're on the Airline five.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Hello, you can go to hell.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
All right, thank you for that. I'll go visit you there.
Line one, I'll send you some cookies. Line one, Hello, they're.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Coming to take me away. Ha ha, they're coming to
take me.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Away Tony the Bay Area. They're coming to get him.
Line two Hello.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Line two, advice to Josh Allen in overtime games. He's
never won one in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
I remember getting my gives watch. I ain't never gonna
do that again.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Okay, thank you. Line Line three Hello, line three, and
the penny.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
You are what your record says you are?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Okay, thank you. You see him very tired, Go to sleep, sir.
Line four, you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Hello, I don't give a damn.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Okay, Oh that's angry Bill. That is true. You don't
give a damn. Line five Hello, Line five.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Call pop craft, help the firefill. Then come join the
pat let's go text me there you go.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I will do one more, only one more. Lead a lamp,
pick the collar last one. Line Line three, you're on
the air.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Line three, go.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
No.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Line three was not damn