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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb berth three as we hop, skip and
jump around the NFL. We start out in Baltimore, where
the Ravens were a touchdown favorite of the Rams, supposed
to win going away, but they didn't. They had to
go to overtime before they got to win. John Harbaugh said,
this was an amazing display of December football for the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Did you see it that way?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Also, where are you at on Sean mcvay's Rams expected
to be blown off the field, and yet they held
their own for most of the day, had leads laid
against Baltimore. Lions and Bears got together. What's your perspective
on Dan Campbell's Lions? Also the Colts and Bengals. Are
you on the Jake Browning bandwagon in Cincinnati? We'll get
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to that as well. All of it's coming your way
right now here. It is our number three. I can
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A game that was not not supposed to rise to
the level of a mention in the Mallard monologue. AFC
NFC matchup East Coast, West Coast balt Demore the top
dog or top bird sitting at the very top of
the tree there the Baltimore football team playing host of
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the LA NFC football team.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Did you watch? No, you did not watch? Well?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Someone named Tylan Wallace. We're not sure who that is,
but he ran seventy six yards and ran through the
keystone cop tacklers for the Rams, who you know, just
absolutely futile tackling, pathetic tackling.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I think we could have gotten the Pop Warner All
Star team out there. They would have done a better
job tackling Tyland Wallace, but seventy six yard return for
the touchdown in overtime and the Ravens get the win.
They don't cover. Though great teams cover, the Ravens not
a great team. They didn't cover the speats the thirty
seven to thirty one. They get the victory, but they
don't win the money. There the three game winning streak
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for the Rams comes to an, and Baltimore ten and three.
They remain at the very top of the penthouse at
the AFC standings and ahead of Miami. Miami hosts Tennessee tonight.
There are, for some reason, two Monday night football games.
We're not sure why, but there's two Monday night football games.
So let us discuss. We'll talk about this Baltimore game
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with the Rams. Will start with this the question. John
Harbaugh said that this was an amazing display of December
football for the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Didn't you see it that way? Did you see it
that way?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That this was an amazing display of December football by
the Ravens. No the buzzers sounding here. I've got sidewalk,
Dollar General and Duffel Bag, and we will combine all
of these things together and we are going to make
some crab cakes, which you can get in Baltimore. Not
I've not a seafood guy, but those that go to
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Baltimore rave about the seafood. So, first of all, hardball here,
all fired up right, ranting and raving and blah blah
blah blah blah, John Harba, oh Man, way to go
all giddy. I was not as a namor. Now I
like the Rams and all that, but I'm a neutral
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arbitrator of justice.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Right. I expected the Rams to hang around.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
They did, but the gambling market had the Ravens as
a touchdown favorite.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You look at every advantage.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I was not enamored with the performance of Baltimore here
December football by the Ravens. Yeah, they get the victory,
as we said, they didn't cover the number, but you
look at the near and the far right. The Ravens
didn't win any style points. People are only gonna remember
the outcome of the game when we moved forward. That's
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how these things work. But Baltimore was the fresher team.
They had played one game the last twenty four days,
almost a full calendar month. The Ravens, because of scheduling
strategic bye week Thursday scheduling and whatnot. They played one
game in twenty four days, which is almost unprecedented. Yet
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the Ravens that celebrated Baltimore defense. So good the Baltimore defense.
The Ravens gave up twenty four first downs to the
Rams and over four hundred yards of offense to LA.
Matthew Stafford was the top quarterback on Sunday. According to QBR,
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no quarterback played better than Matthew Stafford. Put that in
your pipe and smoke it. The Rams scored thirty one points,
converted sixty percent of the red zone trips on a
cold day, not freezing cold, but cold, wet day in Maryland.
LA had multiple fourth quarter leads in this game. And
that is an amazing display of December football. For John Harbaugh,
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I'm asking for a friend here.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't know. It's like Baltimore.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The entire afternoon was on uneven pavement and they were
like tripping onto the sidewalk, which according to ambulance chasing lawyers,
when you trip on the sidewalk, you could break bones,
you could get bruises, you could get cuts, you could
have damaged teeth, you could have brain damage.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
All that.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
The Ravens offense was good, but they weren't amazing good, right,
Lamar Jackson. He did have a fumble, there was the
Ravens did have a fumble in the game that gave
two points. There was a miscommunication there gave two points
to the Rams on the safety. And what about the
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Rams though, on the other side, Sean mcvah, Listen, the
Rams are living the life of.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Goodness because there were no expections.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
The Rams are supposed to blow this season, supposed to
stink out line. They don't stink out loud. They're like
all these other mediocre teams. The Rams are in that
category of mediocrity. And there are more mediocre teams than
there are good teams. There are more mediocre teams than
really bad teams, and that's the category the Rams find
themselves in. But it's a credit to Sean viavaie. So
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it's like baby steps, right, because the Rams said no expectations.
So you don't get a cookie or a gold star
for losing and giving up a seventy six yard punt
return because you can't tackle because you're pathetic. You don't
get get a cookie or a gold star for that.
But the Rams, the fact that they were they were
going blow for blow in a December game in Baltimore
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is a credit to Sean McVay. It's a baby step
because the Rams play even though the NFL calls it
not a dome because it's not. Even though it has
a roof, Sofi Stadium in La is open on the sides.
There's that cool ocean breeze that blows in to the stadium,
but they get a roof. There are dome essentially a
dome team. They play on the West Coast. The Rams
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have always been soft in recent years, and they went
out there on a cold day, relatively cold, and they
played well.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They ran the ball well. Kyron Williams, the old Golden Domer.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Who knows a thing or two about playing in bad weather,
went over one hundred and ten yards, had one hundred
and fourteen yards total. Cooper Cup had a big performance.
He hadn't been that great this year. And the Rams
were able to put points on the board and it
was great, and then they ended up losing it because
of some special teams flachulens, which you hate, You hate
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to lose because your idiot special teams unit can't tackle
all right now, Secondly, we go to Chicago, Sweet home Chicago.
Were Justin Fields through for a touchdown, he ran for another.
He won't great, but the Bears spanked what has been
all season the NFC North leaders, the Detroit football team,
the Lions, twenty eight to thirteen the final, the Lions
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road favorite in this game. Now, the better story is
in the losing locker room and what is your perspective
on Dan Campbell's Lions as they go down, down.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Down, down, down, down, down, down and hal So.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Detroit played the second half of this game like they
had a uti, they had a urinary track infection. That's
the way the Lions played in the second half. I
mean problems. I don't know if it was the kidney
or the bladder. Maybe it was both there but three turnovers,
eight penalties, thirteen sticking points. Now I realize the Bears
have played better the season's over, but they've played better here.
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To try to confuse the front office and Hornswaggle management
in Chicago, to continue on with Justin Fields, who did
win the NFL offseason MVP last season from the television pundits.
Unfortunately that has not continued into the regular season.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But on a windy, rainy day.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Jared Goff played like a dollar store umbrella. That's how
he played. That's a bad job by me. Look at
this game, Jared Goff, I go wow, things a little
different now he's in Detroit and all that. When the
conditions are perfect for Jared Goff in a dome or
on the West coast, he's fine. But you put a
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little rain out there, it's like a gremlin. What happens
when you get a gremlin wet? That's Jared Goff. Goff
crumbles in this case, like a poorly made umbrella.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
In the wind.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And these good vibrations, these good vibrations are slipping away
for the Honolulu Blue. And you look now, you say, well,
wait a minute here, Detroit is not guaranteed of winning
the NFC North. Everything's tightened up now. And you look
at your standings, and this is the time of the year.
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You examine your standings, and the allions are nine and four.
You look, you look lower there, Minnesota seven and six.
Green Bay's got a game on a Monday night tonight
to get to seven and six. So they should win
that game. Whether or not they cover the spread is
a different conversation. But the Packers win that game, they
get to seven and six, and then you start looking
ahead here and you say, well, Detroit, man, things not
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going particularly great here. And they still have to play
the Vikings twice. Now they also have the Cowboys and
the Broncos. That's what's left for the Detroit Lions. And
there is a scenario the Lions have lost two of
their last three. There is a scenario where the Lions
lose three of their final four games and end up
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in the pit of mediocrity and don't even win the
division and they have to try to sneak in as
a wild card team. So Dan Campbell, you've got some
work to do. Art final fought, we go to Cincinnati.
Why that's where Jake Browning try to prove that he
is not my Sharona and not a one hit wonder.
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And he did that. At least he's a two hit wonder.
Now is his second game. He threw two touchdown passes
and ran for a score as the Ben goals. The
Ben Gals clobbered the Colts thirty four to fourteen on
a short week, So thumbs up or thumbs down, Thumbs
up thumbs down on the question, are you on the
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Jake Browning band wagon in Cincinnati. So yeah, I'm on there.
I'm I'm not all on. I'm not all on, but
I'm gonna go thumbs up. I'm gonna go thumbs up here.
I needed to see more after the Jacksonville game. That
was a small sample size. It's still a small sample size.
But for the second consecutive game, Jake Browning was serving
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up prime rib.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
This was not mince meat. This was prime rib. This
was not ground beef. It was me rib right.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It was delicious back to back performances. Now it was
against Jacksonville who's got no defense, and the Colts, who
were one of those middling teams. But still, if Jake
Browning keeps us up, I am a distant relative of
Nostre Damas and friend of Nostradina's who used to like
the show before he became a Seahawk fan, and the
Seahawks think, but Jake Browning is setting himself up to
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get the Golden Duffel bag. He's gonna get the Golden
Duffle bag. Now, is this a premature take?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I don't think an.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I don't think he's should He's done it now two
games in Row Jake Browning. So you start peeking ahead
and said, well, the Bengals are cooked without without Joe Burrow.
But now all of a sudden, two games in a row,
and you look ahead here for the Bengals. The Bengals
play the Minnesota Vikings upcoming. They've got Pittsburgh, Kansas City,
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and Cleveland. So there's four games left for Cincinnati, and
there's four games left for everybody. But should Jake Browning
the rest of the season continue to put up similar
numbers to what he's put up, He's a free agent
at the end of the year. A supply chain shortage
of quarterbacks in the NFL, mark my words, Jake Browning is.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
On a dummy run right now. The rest of the
season for Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
They're not gonna bring him back and pay him a
lot of money because they have Joe Burrow, and they
gave Joe Burrow the money. But Jake Browning's the kind
of guy that would end up with the Raiders or
the Falcons or the Washington whatever they're called now, the
Old Redskins. Jake Browning's the kind of guy that ends
up in a situation like that. This is a cycle
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that has repeated itself. Remember, the most famous example of
this was only a one game performance was Matt Flynn
I believe was the guy's name for the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It was like week seventeen.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And he went out and lit up the scoreboard, and
then Seattle signed him and gave him a decent amount
of money. And then Seattle's like, wow, we found this guy,
Russell Wilson, So.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
We don't really need you, but we paid you, and you're.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
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But anyway, here we go the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Blank was the first person to text me that Shoe
hal Tani was head of the Dodger's How I found
the news out.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
This is the person that that tipped me off. I
did not know.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I was busy doing other stuff. I was not paying attention,
not clicking refresh and all that. That is the Mallard riddle.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Let's see, does anyone know the answer to the Mallard
Riddle of the day? Fields of Green says it has
to be John Morosi. That was the the guy that
tipped it off. No, who else do you have?
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Alf the alien? Says Larry King?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Uh page down ferk dog says Brian Finley.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Did there you go? That's that's incorrect. That's that's also incorrect.
Who else do we have? Page down? Can't pay?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's very very funny justin who else do we have?
Weed man guessed by Yaphimi Clipper Daryl from Kyle uh
Casey Carholler says Shoe hail TONI himself. El Charro guests
by courtesy Flusher. Rory says Otani's dog is the answer.
Rob in Minnesota says in Dama con sue text us
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first he spped choi.
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From Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Mason in Hunting the Beach says the answer is Patrick Heey,
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is the son of the great Jim Healy. Radio legend
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Kato Kalin from Sean in Portland, Masshole Mickey going with
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Magic Johnson as his answer. Who else do we have?
Page down? Uh, supermarket Steve says, let's see here. He
says it's Roberto that that's the answer. Jim Bob Footer
Joe and Okinawa says Fox Legend Skip Bayless, Yes, Skip,
like he knows who I am. Bagel boy going with
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that loser, Poppy. I don't even know who that is.
I got He's we've done with him, we got rid
of him. He's we're over that. Eddie, do you have
an answer the Malord Riddle of the day. Blank was
the first person that text met that Otani was headed
the Dodgers over the weekend.
Speaker 7 (20:15):
First person, Yeah, I was gonna go with Roberto the
bus driver. That is.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Is incorrect, Eddie. The first person that sent me a message.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Was Marlin's Man.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I got a message from Marlin's Man who beat Roberto
by a solid five minutes. Were great, Marlin's Man friend
of the show, who Eddie didn't think actually listened to
the show. This guy and Marlin's Man is excited because
he tells me, now, Marlin's Man with Otani in La,
he's going to be spending more time in La to
watch the Dodgers because the Angels were no good, But
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now the Dodgers are going to be good with Otani.
So Marlin's Man is like, hey, we'll be hanging out
more at the Dodger games.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Does that any change his name to Dodger Man?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, no, he said. You know he'say listen, He's Marlins Man.
That's what he's known for. He's got the.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
Orange shirt to Marlins games.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Why would you go to Marlin's games the Marlins start?
I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I wouldn't, But he lives in Miami, So he's Marlins Man.
That's what he's known and he does have seasons. They
made the wild Card, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah? Who cares? Everyone makes the stopped. I was saying
to defend the Marlins. They're a joke of a franchise.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like call the phones and were heading out to the
astrology Lady virgall In service in Berkeley. Our friend Andrea
sitting by, Yes, hello, man, how are you? She's catching
passes from brock Purty as we speak right now.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yeah, no, that was a great game. They are five
in a row. Having some good vibe feelings about the
forty nine ers. And enjoyed your show. Yeah, before I
forget I like the numerology mentioned that you that you
said in your show.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
The penny over the weekend. And I have another episode
next week looking forward Yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
No, it's my Friday ritual. I really look forward to it.
And well, well, big news this weekend show. Hey Otani
signing with the Dodgers. July fifth, nineteen ninety four is
his birthday, and he's a Sun sign cancer and they
usually like to stay a little close to home, so
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make fancy went to the Dodgers and not the New
York teams that were.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Wanting, well, if you want to go got back to
Japan if you want to listen close to home right, well.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Post to home now with his baseball career, but that
being said, he's having his SATA return, which he's twenty
nine ben and the saturate return is between the ages
of twenty eight and thirty. And I remember when Jason
Giambi bolted from the A's to the Yankees during his
satder return. I don't know if you remember that, but
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you know A's fans sure do, and a lot of
players do make changes around this and a return. It's
a cycle of endings and new beginnings, very carmakes cycle
becoming an adult astrologically, And we know seven hundred million,
but checked this out. Did you know one year of
his salary is higher than the A's entire payroll?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well not after you take away the taxes that he's
going to pay.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
But yeah, no, I hear. I know, there's all kinds
of ridiculous numbers about how high. Now you think that
you think the female touch because he's his girlfriend? According
to the Internet, I read this on the internet over
the weekend. She's a former softball player at cal So.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, but do you think maybe there's some that she
wanted to stay on the West coast? You think that
might have led?
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Yeah, and cancers do acquiesce. It's a water sign, so
they're kind of mellow in that way, food, family feelings.
They really do want to please other people. There you go,
it is a water sign.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Now this is the internet, right, can we There's this
woman who supposedly dating Otani is her name is?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
And I'm not making this here. This is her name,
Cama Dong is her name.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
On Interesting Strangers in Fiction. I'll have to look that up.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
What is the name again, Cama with a kka m
A and then the last name is Dong.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Well, just wants to get married and change that name.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Wow, you don't.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Think that would be That'd be quite the name for
a teacher, right, you know it's uh, the kids would
have a field day with that one, right.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah's a pretty uh yeah, it can be a little
mean spirited, but it's interesting, you know, the seven hundred
million and seventy million a year, which they kept saying
was higher than the as entire payroll. But be that
as it may, you know, wish him the best and
Sata returns our endings the new beginning. So I see
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that in a player's chart between the ages of twenty
and thirty, I know they're destined for major changes in
their life path.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, well, well we'll see what happens. But I know
he can afford to whatever he wants now, so he's
he's good on that. He can get yachts and multiple houses.
He already had a lot of money, but right now
he's got even more money.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
So yeah, all.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Right, we'll see what happens. But thank you, Andrea, I
appreciate it. Get to the bath right now. There she goes.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
There, you go, perfect.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Astrology lady with her walk off music. There our friend Andrea.
Where she goes, only she knows.
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Speaker 7 (25:46):
And I did see this. Frank Whitejack passed away.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I saw that. Yeah, Frank Whitechack, who was fifty two,
I believe. Yeah, they said there was some accident at
his house. He fell, and that's it. Lights out part
of the Music City miracle. But it was not a miracle.
It was an illegal forward pass.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
That lost money on that agus.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
It was a bogus With all due respect to Frank Whitechick,
may he rest in peace, but that was a bogus touchdown.
If you you watch that plan, I went back and
watched it because it popped up on my social I
was on social media.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Frank watching that. Well, No, I saw the same thing
I saw, you know, twenty some years ago. Whenever that
was I mean, it was an.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Illegal forward pass uh by by white Check and to
Kevin Dyson and the officials had no balls and they
didn't call it, and it was ridiculous, but you know,
it's fine.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Hey, they called a fowl.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
What was he doing when he felt, I don't know,
Hobe wasn't putting up Christmas lights.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I mean, it doesn't really matter what he was doing.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
I suppose, but yeah, there were there were. I don't
do it anymore. You don't climb ladders, no, but I
did for a while aisle where I would climb up
on my roof and it really was it was dangerous,
risky business.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Not anymore, not anymore. You've given up to you do
you hire people to put the lights on?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Now, I just put them up in places where I
can reach and not have to climb around.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
On the road with the ladder thing. I go on
the I don't really need a ladder most of the time,
but I'll go on the ladder, but I go I
don't go past the second step. I'm a two step
guy on the ladder.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You just need a step ladder because I think if
I fall from the second step, I could be all.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Right, probably, but you never know.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Well, yeah, I mean there's people that like drown the
bath like a cup of water or something.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I'm not even the bathroom. About a cup of water,
a cup, well, a few cups. How many people have died?
You know those radio bits where they say how many
gallons of water? Can you do it? Well? Yeah, you
drink enough, you'll you'll drop dead. Well you want drop dead,
but you yeah. Anyway, it is the Bent Mallord Show.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
As we continue on through these late night hours, get
back to the calls here in a moment. Also later
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So rumors from the baseball world over the weekend that
were planted strategically saying that the current manager of the
Boston Red Sox is drawing interest from rival teams. We're
looking to steal him away from the Socks. Several teams
expressing interest in Alex Cora, who was part of the
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cheating Astros and brought that cheating to Boston, and he
is under contract for the twenty twenty four season. Now,
this sounds to me, based on my years of experience
behind microphones, like a plant from Alex Korra and his
rep to get more money out of the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
To plant the seed.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Every job in baseball, every managerial job is already full.
So that's the first thing. So every job, everyone's got
a manager right now. Now some of these guys are
stiffs and they don't know what they're doing, but every
job is filled, so there's no open jobs. That's the
first thing. Secondly, what great shakes is Alex Corer didn't
the Red Sox finish in the basement of the American
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League East this past year?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
I believe they did. I believe they did.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
So it sounds like Buddy went on one of the
baseball riders who's a friend of Alex Cora, who may
or may not have covered Alex Cora when he played
for the Dodgers back in the day and now is
a National Baseball rider, may or may not have planted
that story to help Alex Correr out.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But what do I know. Maybe I'm completely wrong on that.
Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Angry Bill, Angry Bill boy, he must be very upset.
Let me guess he's gonna say, Oh, Dodgers won't win
with o' tawney, Hello, angry Bill.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
Unfortunately, I couldn't care about it everyday DH, So I'll
worry about that when it happened.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
DH is a modern position in baseball today. You're you're
you're a stone age dinosaur guy, right.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
An interesting story. I called up the security guard of
the Philadelphia Eagles and left the message for him. The
message was, I got two pizzas and a bucket of
fried chicken for you, and you believe he called me back.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
He did.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
He looked up, he looked at my phone number. He
let me tell you, they got some technical stuff. He
knew who I was, he knew how I was older
than him. He didn't say my name, but he yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
So you're telling me, are you making this up? Or
you Is this a joke? Is this a joke?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
So you called up Dom Desandro, who was banned from
the Eagle sideline in Dallas. You claim you you phony
phone called this guy Dom, the guy who's been.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
With him for thirty two years. He had a phone extension.
I left the message and then he called me back.
He was well what they were trying to he was
trying to do. Originally, he had a lot of death threats.
He had to move his family, and he had all
kinds of you know, all kinds of parts.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
He had death threats.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
He had death threats.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, who wanted to kill him because of a push
with a I don't really.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Kill I'm telling you what he told me. And what
was really weird about the phone call is I I
you know, I let him have it. I mean I
went at him big time. The language is a whole bit,
and you know, I figured he hang up the phone.
He didn't hang up the phone. He stood there and
took it. And then he went through the rephy he
did what he did, or or the background of it.
(31:38):
NFL had meetings about this being a tough game and
they wanted to watch out that there was no dirty
whatever going on, plays going on, and he kept going
through and he kept explaining, I'm trying to get the
phone call over. I was on the phone for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Did you explain what did you explain to him?
Speaker 2 (31:54):
You just like doing phony phone calls and you didn't
really want to talk to the guy.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Did you tell him then?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
No, I told was a phony phone. I was stuff.
I don't like people to try to affect football games
of thinking who the hell they are? And I told
him that and he kept he wasn't he mane?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
He was wrong?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Okay? And he but he kept coming back with all
the you know, the typical excuses and sort of blaming
the NFL because they had meetings about ahead of the game,
about watching out for people and security and all that
kind of So.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
You did you when you called them up? Did you
block your number? You saw your number on caller? I no,
he called me, I know, but you called him first.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Oh I don't blocked my number. I'm not hiding nothing.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh my god? All right, all right, so fine, he
found you?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Not thing.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I just called him up and told him I had
two pies in the bucket of fried chicken for him.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
And when he called me back, did he demand the
fried chicken? He didn't want the pies, but he wanted
the fried chicken.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
That goodness, he didn't because the two pies and fried
chicken probably wasn't about a forty dollars bill.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Well, you must have nothing going on if he's calling
you back, man.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
I think I think part of it was they were
trying to eliminate people that were calling and making death
threats and stuff like that. And uh, you know, he
knew exactly where I was from, where the number was from,
and he knew everything. They got some good, good security stuff.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Big brothers always watching there, Big brothers always watching Angry Bill.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Oh yeah, there's these people knew what they were doing
as far as checking out numbers and people and all
that kind of stuff. I just called I called him
every Italian name under the sun. I went at him
a big time. I mean, I went over.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I love he called you back. That's great.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
And the outcome was the league is not going to
allow sort of an outsider like him to affect the
game where okay, one outsider gets thrown out and then
one of the players get thrown out. That was one
of the Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I got to leave it there. But a look at
that amazing from angry Bill. I did not expect that
that he claims if he's not lying that.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Dom Desandro, the ego security guy that got into it
with the forty nine ers and was banned from the sidelines,
was called Angry Bill got a goal after e phony
phone call all Right's Ben Maler Show, Straight Ahead the
insta advice line on Screen Radio.
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Speaker 3 (34:56):
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Speaker 1 (35:00):
Here's some instant advice.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Hold that do no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
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the person. This week's kind of Bobbyous with sho hey
o Tani leaving to go to the Dodgers. Justin Cooper
(35:29):
announced he is done with the Angels. He's retiring as
an Angels fan. So advice to Justin Cooper on things
to do during the summer now that he will not
be watching professional baseball as he's done with the Angels.
You're live on the air when you hear my voice.
Line one, Hello, your advice to Coop.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Line one, in.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
The Jungle, the Quiet Jungle, the Lion sleep tonight.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Okay, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Tony in the bat I didn't get your pick this weekend, though,
Tony de Bay. Hello.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Line two, you're on the airline to advice to Cooper.
Line two, become a fan of the Buffalo Bill.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Nobody's got better Heberkanen, except for maybe the Boston Marathon bombers.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
All right, thank you for that. Oh that's Sean McDermott's
they're calling in. Look at that line three. Hello, line three.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Open up your own sushi store.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
All right, thank you for that line.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
For your next line four, we're giving advice to Koper
loop things he can do during the summer now that
he won't be watching baseball because Otani left the Angels.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Otani left the Angels, because who's going to be eating.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Double deckers all summer?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
The double deckers?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
All right? You would trade Otani for the double deckers?
That correct? Hoop?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yes, part of you would trade Otani for the double deckers.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Yeah, haven't permanently back on the minute yet, all right?
Line five, Hello, line five.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
And love upside down?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Okay, congratulations a line six, Hello, Line six, Hell.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
I guess I'd learned to really like him in that's funny?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, Oh it was that? I think that was? And
who fled? Line one, you're on the airline one, Go,
I am the one? Okay.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Line two Hello, Line two, Well, give me advice to
Cooper Loop on what he can do during the summer
now that he won't be watching baseball anymore because Otani
left his Angels.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
You gotta be a better Angel fan than a Dodger fan.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Okay, that's a bad take by you. Line two, Line three, Hello, line.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Three, liar, liar?
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Oh wow, calling you a liar. Line four, you're on
the Airline.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Four, Fire, Pete Carroll, fire, shan waldron fire everyone.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Line five, you're on, Hello, Bobby, better than food?
Speaker 5 (37:37):
Picks.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
No, that's incorrect. That's a bad job by you. Line six.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Hello here morning time.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
He can help me shovel snow.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh, there you go, Coop, help that guy shovel snow.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
All right, one more, only one more. Hurry up, Coop
picked a final call.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Line three. Line three, you're on the air. Advice to Coop.
Line three.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Edible head of balls.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Coop, there you go, and of balls. That's all you need. Coke.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Okay, thank you,