April 19, 2024 • 38 mins
Big Ben talks about reports that Marvin Harrison Jr. is attempting to manipulate the draft, if the Houston Astros are pretenders instead of contenders, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Is it a manipulation situation for the NFL Draft?
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but we begin with an NFL draft story. It's gonna
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be a big week for content from the NFL Draft,
which is both a blessing and a curse. But we're
closing in on it and we are now team minus
less than a week from the Pigskin job fare, which
is very exciting. And one of one of the top
suspects member of prospect is just a suspect and proven otherwise.
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So one of the top suspects is messing with the
interview process or the job finding process, and this is
not going to go over well. So if you didn't
hear about this, and maybe not that, there are whispers,
whispers in hush tones suggesting that the Ohio state wide
receiver Marvin Harrison Junior, is intentionally deceiving NFL teams to
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lower his draft stock to play in Chicago developing hot
dot dot dot. So the story goes like this, the
Bears have the first pick. They're not going to draft
Marvin Harrison, but they also have a top ten pick,
believe the number nine pick, and so they're at number
nine and Harrison's supposed to be drafted in the top
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six if you believe these mock drafts.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But Harrison for nagling the draft.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He did not participate in the Ohio State Pro Day,
choosing not to dot be I, nor did he participate
in the NFL scouting Combine the Underwear Olympics, further fueling
the conspiracy theory. He was a no show for the
media interview session at the combine as well. So let
us discuss the question how credible are these rumors that
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Marvin Harrison Junior is trying to manipulate the draft? So
he ends up with Caleb Williams and the Bears. So
I've got sign language, mortal combat, and Porridge, and we
will combine all of these things together.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And we are going.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
To make a nice frog, like you know, the old
Kermit the fraud. There's a lot of famous frogs, many
famis this frog?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So a on the Malor scale of credibility, which is
the most important measurement device used on these type of stories,
The Malor scale of credibility on Marvin Harrison Junior trying
to manipulate the draft so he ends up with the Bears.
One to ten, ten means it is absolutely on.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Like Donkey Kong, I'm at at three. I wish I
was hired. It'd be better if I was higher.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I would enjoy the story more if I was higher
on the mallor scale of credibility.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But I've had a three on this.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We aren't saying it's impossible that this is going on,
But why would you pick the Bears? How many receivers
over the last you know, how old you are, your
your life, whatever, how many receivers have gone to Chicago
and just fallen off the map. And if you were
to manipulate the draft, if your goal was to play
with an elite quarterback, if that is what you were
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trying to do, you were trying to run a mock
from the normal draft.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You want to go play with the great corporate corporate Why.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Would you not go fully cuckoo for cocoa puffs and
try to end up with the Chiefs or the say
the Buffalo Bills, who need a number one receiver. Plus
there's also the financial component. Your rookie contract is slotted.
So if you intentionally fall down lower. You get paid
less initially, but then you're betting you're gonna stay healthy
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and make more on the backside. Now I see the smoke.
There is smoke there. It's not a wildfire. It's more
like a weekend barbecue at the park. But here's the
other thing. I have this one as a sign language story. Now,
what does that mean? That Marvin Harrison is a bit
of toose. He is letting his fingers do the talking.
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It is more likely than not that Marvin Harrison believes
that his tape with the Buckeyes is so delicious, it's
so yummy, that nobody will pass on him in the draft,
and so he doesn't have to do all this nonsense work.
That's what the pons have to do, not a player
like him. So and also by working out, he would
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have only hurt himself. People would have poked holes.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
In his ability.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And it's also the possibility, the wild card possibility, that
he's an introvert like his pops and does not want
to deal with people out in the wild blue yonder.
Now we mentioned the bills and turning the page. Here
we take the station wagon to Buffalo. Here we go Buffalo.
We used to have a bunch of Bills mafia guys
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that call the show, and then they gagged in the
playoffs against Kansas City and they all vanished.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
So executive Brandon Bean spoke.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
As many NFL executives did this week in the lead
up to the draft, and he said that the big
cheese there in Western New York said that he does
not believe the Bills.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Need a true number one wide receiver this season.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
This is, of course, after they finally did what everyone
knew was going to happen. They unloaded the fawn digs
into the transfer portal to the Texans for a bag
of worms. That's what they got, a bag of worms
for Stefon Diggs. Now, when asked specifically about this the
number one receiver, the GM there blabbed, No, what you
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need are guys that in this offense are smart, versatile, selfless,
and can make the plays that their skill set allows
them to make.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay, then, so let's expand on this.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Brandon Bean says, the Bills don't need a true number
one receiver this season. For Josh Allen, is that how
you see it? Is that how you see it. So
on this side of the microphone. I'm gonna go first
because I have the bully Paul, but then you can go.
So on this side of the microphone, I'm shaking my
head in actually i'm shaking my head. No, right, that's
I'm shaking my head. This is a mortal combat quote.
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There is a mortal combat quote. Okay, bean, here's the
way I see this in the cartoon bubble, which is
above my head. So, being working as a ninja, right,
he used the word selfless. That's a big word. We
parsed the words. Part of this job is parsing the words.
So the word selfless, you know what that is. That's
the Mortal Kombat ninja. That is a subtle, passive, aggressive
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shot poking Stefan Diggs, who is the antithesis of selfless. Right,
That is clearly a shot at Diggs without formally taking
a shot at Diggs, because dumb people don't understand the
nuance of the Buffalo GM and Josh Allen. You know,
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he didn't break out until he got Stefan Diggs. Now
they had to get rid of the Digs because the
Bills got tired of his Shenanigans. The only ones that
didn't see that were the Bills mafia cats that couldn't
believe it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
But they could no longer coexist anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But I will garon effen to you that the Bills
they're gonna be trying to get all these top receiver got.
You got bunch of receivers that are gonna be in
the portal before the draft. T Higgins in Cincinnati, Brandon
Auk with the forty nine ers, AJ Brown in Philadelphia.
All of those guys are in play. And there's others
as well. All right, last word, here we go to
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New England. Patriots have a top three pick in the draft,
number three. The GM there, guy named Elliott Wolf Howling
at the Moon says that he is quote open for business.
He said open for business to trade that number three pick.
Is this meaningful? So I'm gonna go yes on this
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one that it is meaningful because to me, the way
I interpreted it, it means that New England does not
believe the third ranked player in this draft is much
better than the sixth of the tenth ranked player. Now,
it's also possible he's lying right. It's lying season in
the NFL. But every GM, my entire life, I've been
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behind a microphone, even before I was finding these stupid
micro ropes life. Every general manager before the draft, he said, yeah,
we're open to business.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We're listening. You know, we're listening.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We don't want to trade to pick, but if we
get an offer, we'll listen. And I always love to
before the draft, we want to draft the best player available,
because these people in football are so stupid they don't
realize that the term best means a player as good
as all the rest. They don't quite grasp best. So
you're essentially saying we just want to draft a good player.
But it sounds more impressive if you say we want
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the best player. You're not gonna say we want the
top player, because if the player doesn't turn out to
be top the top in class, that's a bad look.
So these are all boiler plate responses. But I look
at the Patriots and they're like a smelly porridge of
poop that that roster. And Elliott Wolf had said a
couple of weeks back, maybe a couple months ago, he said,
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the buck stops with him. Not to reopen old wounds,
but the buck stops with him, and we haven't even
made it to the draft. He was bragging, pumping his
chest out with all this cheeze ball about how he's
the decision maker. You know, he's got final edit on
final cut on what the Patriots do, and he's already
publicly waffling and.
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Next hour are lead this particular hour coming from the
Diamond that is where there was a light card in
the Big Leagues on Thursday. One of the games got
rained out, so they'll have to play at doubleheader this weekend.
But a story that is bubbling up, bub bub bub
that's how it sounds like. Bub bub bu bu. That's
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in Houston. I've not forgotten. I have not forgotten the
den of iniquity. I've not And now if you haven't
been paying attention here and possibly not, I know it's
early in the baseball season.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We're not even on April. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So there are thirty members of the Cartel of Hardball,
and the only one that was projected to be a
playoff team who currently is near the bottom is in
the lone star state. The cheating a two one thousand holes.
They find themselves six and fourteen. That is a three
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hundred winning percentage. That is the second worst record in
the American League. The only team in the American League
worse than the team from Houston is the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
And but wait, there's more.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Astros are twenty seventh overall. They have the twenty
seventh overall record in the Big league. So let us
discuss the question. Are Jose Owl Tuvey as we call them,
ol Booby and the Cheating a Stros truly pretenders instead
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of contenders?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
All the baseball.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Experts said they were going to be contenders. They're right
now looking like pretenders. So I've got screenshot AOL and
oversized load. We'll get to all of that combined it
all together, and we are going to make a lot
of cake, a giant size cake.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
With all of it.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Roll it out, the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
All right.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
So number.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
To answer the question, are Altuve and the cheating Astros
pretenders instead of contenders?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now, let me address this for the crowd that believes
this is a premature take. I believe, and I've always
followed the pillar of broadcasting.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It is never too early to goof on the scoundrels
of hardball.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Never a roster led by a bunch of bad actors,
outlaws Alex Bregman and jose Albouve. They should be in
the baseball gulag. And the fact that they have not
been sent to Siberia and have continued unscathed is embarrassing.
And I will not forget because Rob Manford has no balls,
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So I will have to be the one that punishes
these losers. And we also should put we do the
show today, like they don't say, Don Martin to the
guys that run Fox frustrated, you know, just wait on
that take. Let that take kind of marinate until the
end of the season. You know, don't give that commentary. No, no, no.
If you look today, right, we're doing this show here Friday.
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It's the nineteenth day I believe, of April. So if
you look at the screenshot, we used to say Polaroid
that's outdated now, but screenshot. Bad teams lose close games.
Houston is zero to five in one run games. Alex
Bregman one of the cheaters, batting two point fifty with
no home runs.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
It's a contract year.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Jose A Bray You is thirty seven and he's hitting
oh seventy eight on Io seventy eight the interstate.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
With no home runs. But wait, there's more. We're not done.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
How about the pitching. The pitching is so bad. I
get a little tingling, that's how bad the pitching is.
Houston sports a five point thirty nine earned run average.
You know what that is, dad last in the American
League and in all of baseball, only a team that
plays half their games in altitude.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
The Rockies are worse.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The rotation ranks twenty sixth in the major leagues, and
they have an ERA of over five five point one.
Justin Verlander, he returned to the game later tonight here
on Friday. However, he's forty one and he's already got
a bum shoulder. How about fran Burvaldez. People making a
big deal, he's got a bum elbow. He's out right now.
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If you go back the second half of last season,
Franburvaldez lost it. He lost it. It was a punch
to the gut. But it's reality. He had an ERA
at the second half of the season of almost five
four point six to six in the second half, and
now he's got an l was issue. So it's a mess,
and you definitely have to put them in the basket
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of pretender.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
They're a pretender.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
How soon before Houston starts unloading assets. Of course, you
can't trade Altuve and Bregnant because nobody wants them because
they're taint.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
They're tainted.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But there are some other guys that can be moved
on that team because there's a lot of deadwood, a
lot of dead wood, and I'm enjoying every loss. Every
single loss is a great mitzvah all right, page two now,
speaking of slow start problems. Next stop, we go to Maryland,
where Sports with Coleman is a professional gas bag.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The Orioles.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
They actually have one of the top records in baseball
to begin the year, but the chosen one, the Prodigy,
well he has not been performing at a high level.
It is not gone so well for the Prodigy. In fact,
I want to use this for the first time in
honor of my.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
New favorite Tampa Bay Ray.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You could say that the prodigy of the Orioles, mister
Jackson Holliday, who is one for twenty five to start
his Baltimore career, that it's an all encompassing type of
suck is what it is for him, one for twenty
five since his first career hit, Holliday, who's twenty, has
struck out five times in his last ten at bats
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with one walk. So is it time for the Orioles
to start worrying about Jackson hollyy ding Ning ning Ning n.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yes, should you worry? Yeah, you gotta worry, right, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Worry because everyone said he was ready to go, and
he was gonna come out of the starting gate. It
was a sprint to begin things. And it's never too
soon to have a little bit of anxiety, a little
bit of anxiety, assume nothing, question everything right. Given a
hero's welcome, they had a ticker tape parade there in
Baltimore to welcome him in.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
It was a wonderful. The new King had.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Arrived, the much ballyhooed son of a big league star,
bill boarded as Google Fiber high speed Internet and so far,
he has been that AOL dial up.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
That is the type of performance he has provided. So
and and just well, it's gonna be fun, he'll be
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, that doesn't always work out that way, right, you know,
it doesn't work out all the time. There have been
guys that we can't miss, that missed and never got better.
It's it's early, but he's been terrible, and he looks
like he's overmatched by the major leagues at this point.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
It does right, all right. The final point, we're gonna
change lanes.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Here and we're gonna move over to the the medium
middle lane, middle lane of those sports media, so we'll
go to hoops on this. We are told that the
NBA's exclusive TV rights negotiating window with ESPN and.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Warner or Turner whatever I is.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Turner actually at Warner, but that's expected to pass without
a deal. They're not they're not expected to have a
deal there with their current broadcast partners, so C NBC,
that's a business outfit, and they are reporting that Amazon, NBC, Universal, Netflix,
YouTube TV, Apple as well, all of them have expressed
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preliminary interest in talks with the NBA about potentially buying
part of a package of games. So should the NBA
be encouraged or discouraged by the television developments that are
out there. So I have this one in the discouraging category.
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It's a dangerous road. It's a path that is poorly lit,
it's booby trapped, and it's littered with the corpses of
people that used to like your product, used to like
your product, and then and then fell fell on hard time.
Like here's the issue Baseball had. Well, most of the
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games are on Fox and they have some games on ESPN.
If you like a certain team to watch every one
of those games, you have to have like five different
television packages if you're an honest human being and you
don't go to the Russian websites and the dark web
to watch, right, So that's bad for the customer. So
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this is why I have this story as a dangerous
one and a discouraging story, because, yeah, you can get
a TV deal if you're the NBA with Amazon, you
can put some games on YouTube, put a few on NBC,
and that's fine.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
But the problem is it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's bad for the user, the customer in your store
that they instead of having just to pay for cable.
They're gonna have to buy five different streaming services to
watch every one of their games. And ESPN and Turner
have clearly downgraded the value of the product. And let
this be a teachable moment. I was actually texting some
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people in the media world here that I know. I
only know a few, most don't. Most don't admit to
annoying me. But we were going back and forth on
this and ESPN Eterney. They did a cost benefit analysis.
They would like to keep the NBA, but they do
not want to pay the number that the NBA wants.
And the reason they don't want to do this it's
like those trucks that you see on the highways late
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at night, like when we're doing the show that say
oversized load on them, right, And I'm talking about Adam Silver.
This is fallout from Adam Silver green lighting load management,
the general paranoia of the modern ballplayer that they're always going.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
To get hurt.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
They can't play too much, they can't over exert themselves.
It's killed the product. It's killed the product during the
regular season. It's a useless product during the regular season.
It's not musty TV at all. It's a bad product
now Adam Silver and Joe Dumars and some of the
big shots at the NBA.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
They got the message. They got the message too late.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Though you might remember before this season they put the
sixty five game rule in that you had to play
in sixty five games to qualify for these wards and
all that. But they also released the science. They claimed
all of a sudden, the science said that load management
does not actually prevent injuries and all that they did
that intentionally. That was a preemptive strike to try to
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cut off at the pass. What is apparently going to
happen anyway where the TV contract is not worth as
much and they're gonna have to finagle the numbers to
make it seem like it's worth more than it is.
That and the nerds, right, We'll give a little tip
to captain the nerds the Steph Curry phenomena of the NBA,
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where every single night it's a Papa shot with the analytics,
shoot the three ball or shoot in the paint, and
no mid range jump shot, no team basketball at all.
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To a third degree, this is one big Ben gets
grilled Goodloe.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Robert Griffin Iird said this week that he I think
Spencer Rattler will be the steal of the draft and
that he will be a better pro quarterback than he
was in college. Ben, do you think Rattler has steal
of the draft potential?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, He's too short, turns the ball over too many times.
He's a gunslinger. What could possibly go wrong? His comp
is Zach Wilson. I'm not betting on that. I'm not
betting on that. You know, a nice, nice college career bounced.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Around a little bit. I'm not going there. Forget about it. Next.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Through nineteen games this season, Aaron Judge is hitting under
two hundreds, like one to eighty something, with only three
home runs. Ben, Is this just part of the normal
ups and downs of the season or do you think
this is going to be a problem.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, I think he's done.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I think Aaron Judge can't play anymore. He lost his
bat speed and he's going to have to retire and
he's going to get a job at Walmart.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I think that's going to happen next.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
One NFL analyst suggested that the Dolphins are negotiating against
themselves when it comes to a contract extension for two
attack if I Loola Ben, do you think the Dolphins are
the only team that will overpay for Tua?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
No, they are not the only team, but they should
not should not box themselves in where they sign to
let him test the market. There's other dumb teams. The
Washington Commanders come to mind, right off the top of
Carolina Panthers teams like that. So yeah, there's always another
team that will overpay a player like Tua. But he
has not proven that he can win big games and
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handle cold weather and all that. Those are things you
have to do when you play for the Dolphins and
you have to go to Buffalo or Baltimore, Kansas City
in the AFC playoffs.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
There is mallard of the third degree? How Den wag
now pass the decision? That is a see Aaron Juddson
is gonna work at Walmarte. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I was right.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
That was a great take.
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Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, it turns out he never actually achieved the dream,
but he sure took a stab at it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Eddy, he really did. That's just like Frank, Thank you Frank.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did you know that oj and Bill Cosby share to
sell in prison for over two years?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, it both slept with one eye open. It was
wild Todd, Sir for Todd the comedian. We loved Todd.
Why was Lizzo sad when she heard that O. J.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Simpson died?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
I don't know why would she care?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, she said the juice expired and she loves juice.
And that's Tony in the bay. Why do the malind
militia think oj is.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
In a better place?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Because he no longer will be able to hear Poppy's
phone calls to the show.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Actually, Tony sent that one. And also, what do you
call Hayes in Minnesota? So scratch off and OJ Simpson?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I don't know, what do you call him?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Only two killers left? Wow, that's not whole goofed. I've
got to know. When OJ Simpson was in jail, how
did Marcel accidentally.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Support the release of OJ Ah? Hell, he stood next
to a.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Sign that said free juice.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
All right, that's Tony.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Did you know that OJ Simpson was a fan of
the game shows.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Here on the on the mallor show.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, he loved all the backstabbing that goes on on
the game shows there he could relate to it.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
That's Tony from the Bay again.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Why did OJ Simpson really die? Uh? He he because Eddie,
the real killer is still out there.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
That's from the Disposable Horse Napkins. What do you call
OJ's casket his casket? No, a juice box. That's a
disposable horse Napkins set that one in.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Uh you know, O. J. Simpson can finally rest in peace.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, he now knows that his wife's killer is finally dead.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
So that's disposable horse Napkins again. How guilty? How guilty
Eddie was? O? J.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Simpson extraordinarily guilty.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He was so guilty that even incad terror picked him
out of a lineup.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
That's Tody in the bag. All right, I'll do one more,
O J Joe. I don't want to do to me
one more O Jjo. Here's one more Eddie. I gotta
get the Lizo jokes, one more ojent Okay, here you go.
Did you hear that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
When OJ passed away, his remains were cremated.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And you know, made into a powder.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, So now he goes by his new nickname, Tang.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Eddie Shang is.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Very more of a joke milkman Mike in Colorado. All right,
thanks to all of the OJ joke wrights, a lot
of them from our front, our friend Tony in the bay,
by a bunch of other people. And I didn't want
to do you know, two segments of that, so we
will have We've got the the Lizo jokes, some other
random jokes as well as we.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Will roll on.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It is lame jokes of the week. These are actual
jokes in by actual listeners. Now, if you want to
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Speaker 4 (30:43):
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Speaker 1 (30:44):
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of the week, right right before the show, we start
putting the jokes together. So send them in and it
helps us. We do Q and A jokes. That's really
the only jokes that work the format of the show.
We've tried other jokes. It's hard to do other jokes.
So Q and A jokes, question answer, and then if
(31:07):
you write them, it really helps us out. If you
put your name right under the answer, so that way
we know who wrote the joke. You want credit, If
you don't want credit, don't put your name there after
the punchline. Okay, So a lot of people send jokes
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Speaker 4 (31:24):
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Speaker 1 (31:25):
You want to send jokes in straight ahead more the
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Speaker 2 (31:36):
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Speaker 4 (31:42):
Ah, here we go, Big.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Man's lame jokes continues me at the oj roast, And
now we move on. What was a Lizzo's favorite burger joint?
What's your favorite burger joint there in Utah?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Five wives, she's a big thing Gordon and Takomba. Did
you hear that Lizzo got a new eddy?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Oh? Yeah, what's out?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
She's a runway model for tire iraq dot com. If
she wears a bikini, it looks like a stack of Michelin's.
That's Dan in Mallardtown, Pa. Why is Lizzo asking John
day Porter for gambling advice?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Why he knows how to cover the spread?
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Eddie?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
That's Eric in Kansas, So thank you for that.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What does Monday Nights Malord Show have in common with
Lizzo after Breakfast?
Speaker 6 (32:30):
I don't know what do they have in common?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
That is five dumps in four hours, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So Wow, here we go. That's George in Uvaldi, Texas.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Why does Lizzo feel that shoe he Otani is her
kindred spirit?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It just so happens that sixteen million dollars is what
she spends.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
On takeout each year. Show that down of time. That's
hill Billy Mike, Thank you hill Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Noah in Austin says, where do you go to see
exclusive Lizzo content?
Speaker 6 (33:03):
I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well, not only fans, only Fats. It's a spin off.
They have it their only Fats.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Why is Lizzo had to change what she wears to
the beach?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Well, she will never be caught in fish nets again
because of it. That's a surfer. Todd the comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
And what is Lizzo going to do now that she
has retired.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
From show business?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I don't know what is she gonna do?
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, she's just going to hang out and she's gonna
hang out.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's for my buddy Chip and Maine, great joke writer,
and also send a bunch of great cookies. So this week,
what's black and white and red all over?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Lizzo and Robbie the Mariner fan hanging out together.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
That's in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Did you hear about weed Man, Hippie and Lizzo parachuting
out of a plane.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I definitely did not hear about that.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, it was big news this week.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Lizzo hit then and weed Man he landed on her
so hard he bounced right back up in the plane.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
It was like a circus show.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
That is from our friend Dunk. Dunk is in Snake Road.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He says he lives in Snake Road in the Shawnee
National Forest and he listens to us on a station
out of West Frankfurt, Illinois, ninety five five, and he
says he listens at nice you can't.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You know, can't sleep. He's got a few issues there
and so he likes to hear the show. So thank you, Donk.
What is the ratio of marijuana shortening?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
One part Lizzo, two parts weed Man. That's from Arturo
who sent that one in. Did you hear that Lizzo
has a zoo in her pantry.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
I did not hear that.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, it's full of goldfish crackers, Teddy Grahams, and zebra cakes.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
So she got all.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Out Eric again. Who's Lizzo's favorite former coach.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Eddie Oh Man, that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I don't know, Tubby Smith. It's Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Here's a two for one special to hear about restaurants having.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
A new burger.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Now, I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, it's called the Lizzo Burger, all fat and no
real meat.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
There's that. Now they also ay they have a weed
Man burger.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Oh yeah, what's in that?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's all grass rolled up and put in a wrap.
That's ah.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's Dunk from again Snake Road in the Shawnee National
Force there in Illinois, which is two hundred miles from Nashville, Abou,
two hundred miles from Memphis, and.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
One hundred and something miles from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
All right, First there was Batman versus Superman, Then god
Zilla versus Kong.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Now there's a new movie coming out with a battle
of two icons.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh really, who's battling.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Lizzo versus Colon? Is the movie? That's Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Now the thing that amazes me is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Weed Man has been in jail for almost two months
now and we're still getting endless weed Man jokes, So
why or how how does Weedman.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Get around Miami?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't know how in a cannabus Eddie in a
cannabis that's from Ekeon, Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Why hasn't weed Man been released from jail yet?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
I don't know why not?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, his public defender says he's refused to sign the
work release program.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
He will not. He says, no work. So yeah, that's
it sounds right, Yeah, that's hip in Maine.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Why can't the other homeless people stand weed Man?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
They can't stand Weedman? Why not?
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, because he walks around like he owns he doesn't
own the place.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
They're very upset and said, no one in Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Now that weed Man is getting three square meals a day,
how is he like Lizzo?
Speaker 6 (37:01):
I don't know how is he like Lizzo?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Weed Man's a little hippie, A little hippie that's a
surfer Todd the comedian. How has being incarcerated actually helped
weed Man's golf game?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Eddie is golf game. I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Well.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He has plenty of time to work on his shank
Eddie on the golf course.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
There if you know what I mean. That's Surfer Todd
the comedian.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What did Marcel say when he found out lorrain Ah
got the wrong food order delivered?
Speaker 6 (37:30):
I don't know what did Marcel say.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Marcel said, let's play food picks, is what he said.
And that's from Eric in kas Yeah. Did you hear
about the pair of shoes that Jed bought? Jed who
fled bought.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
From the drug dealer.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
I did not hear about that.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, Jed's not sure how what they were laced with,
but he's been tripping all day.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
He's really been tripping.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's that's from average Joe, Average Joe in Minnesota. What
did John day Porters say when his friends told him
he'd be permanently banned from the NBA?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
What did he say, Eddie? Want to bet that's what
you've heard? That joke? That's Eric Agains all right, last one, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Did you hear that Wander Franco has started a GoFundMe
account to pay his legal expenses?
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I did not hear about that.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
The good news, any money that is left over, Eddie
will go to the Foundation Toys for Tots. Eddie Toys
for Tots, So there you go, that's what you had
been made.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I cleaned that last part up. It was a little
worse than that, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Thank you, chip Eric, totally, all you guys, all you
joke writers, blame jokes of the week.
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Is it a manipulation situation for the NFL Draft?
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but we begin with an NFL draft story. It's gonna
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be a big week for content from the NFL Draft,
which is both a blessing and a curse. But we're
closing in on it and we are now team minus
less than a week from the Pigskin job fare, which
is very exciting. And one of one of the top
suspects member of prospect is just a suspect and proven otherwise.
(02:14):
So one of the top suspects is messing with the
interview process or the job finding process, and this is
not going to go over well. So if you didn't
hear about this, and maybe not that, there are whispers,
whispers in hush tones suggesting that the Ohio state wide
receiver Marvin Harrison Junior, is intentionally deceiving NFL teams to
(02:41):
lower his draft stock to play in Chicago developing hot
dot dot dot. So the story goes like this, the
Bears have the first pick. They're not going to draft
Marvin Harrison, but they also have a top ten pick,
believe the number nine pick, and so they're at number
nine and Harrison's supposed to be drafted in the top
(03:04):
six if you believe these mock drafts.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
But Harrison for nagling the draft.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He did not participate in the Ohio State Pro Day,
choosing not to dot be I, nor did he participate
in the NFL scouting Combine the Underwear Olympics, further fueling
the conspiracy theory. He was a no show for the
media interview session at the combine as well. So let
us discuss the question how credible are these rumors that
(03:33):
Marvin Harrison Junior is trying to manipulate the draft? So
he ends up with Caleb Williams and the Bears. So
I've got sign language, mortal combat, and Porridge, and we
will combine all of these things together.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
And we are going.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
To make a nice frog, like you know, the old
Kermit the fraud. There's a lot of famous frogs, many
famis this frog?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So a on the Malor scale of credibility, which is
the most important measurement device used on these type of stories,
The Malor scale of credibility on Marvin Harrison Junior trying
to manipulate the draft so he ends up with the Bears.
One to ten, ten means it is absolutely on.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Like Donkey Kong, I'm at at three. I wish I
was hired. It'd be better if I was higher.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I would enjoy the story more if I was higher
on the mallor scale of credibility.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But I've had a three on this.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
We aren't saying it's impossible that this is going on,
But why would you pick the Bears? How many receivers
over the last you know, how old you are, your
your life, whatever, how many receivers have gone to Chicago
and just fallen off the map. And if you were
to manipulate the draft, if your goal was to play
with an elite quarterback, if that is what you were
(04:55):
trying to do, you were trying to run a mock
from the normal draft.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
You want to go play with the great corporate corporate Why.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Would you not go fully cuckoo for cocoa puffs and
try to end up with the Chiefs or the say
the Buffalo Bills, who need a number one receiver. Plus
there's also the financial component. Your rookie contract is slotted.
So if you intentionally fall down lower. You get paid
less initially, but then you're betting you're gonna stay healthy
(05:23):
and make more on the backside. Now I see the smoke.
There is smoke there. It's not a wildfire. It's more
like a weekend barbecue at the park. But here's the
other thing. I have this one as a sign language story. Now,
what does that mean? That Marvin Harrison is a bit
of toose. He is letting his fingers do the talking.
(05:45):
It is more likely than not that Marvin Harrison believes
that his tape with the Buckeyes is so delicious, it's
so yummy, that nobody will pass on him in the draft,
and so he doesn't have to do all this nonsense work.
That's what the pons have to do, not a player
like him. So and also by working out, he would
(06:05):
have only hurt himself. People would have poked holes.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
In his ability.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
And it's also the possibility, the wild card possibility, that
he's an introvert like his pops and does not want
to deal with people out in the wild blue yonder.
Now we mentioned the bills and turning the page. Here
we take the station wagon to Buffalo. Here we go Buffalo.
We used to have a bunch of Bills mafia guys
(06:29):
that call the show, and then they gagged in the
playoffs against Kansas City and they all vanished.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
So executive Brandon Bean spoke.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
As many NFL executives did this week in the lead
up to the draft, and he said that the big
cheese there in Western New York said that he does
not believe the Bills.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Need a true number one wide receiver this season.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
This is, of course, after they finally did what everyone
knew was going to happen. They unloaded the fawn digs
into the transfer portal to the Texans for a bag
of worms. That's what they got, a bag of worms
for Stefon Diggs. Now, when asked specifically about this the
number one receiver, the GM there blabbed, No, what you
(07:17):
need are guys that in this offense are smart, versatile, selfless,
and can make the plays that their skill set allows
them to make.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay, then, so let's expand on this.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Brandon Bean says, the Bills don't need a true number
one receiver this season. For Josh Allen, is that how
you see it? Is that how you see it. So
on this side of the microphone. I'm gonna go first
because I have the bully Paul, but then you can go.
So on this side of the microphone, I'm shaking my
head in actually i'm shaking my head. No, right, that's
I'm shaking my head. This is a mortal combat quote.
(07:52):
There is a mortal combat quote. Okay, bean, here's the
way I see this in the cartoon bubble, which is
above my head. So, being working as a ninja, right,
he used the word selfless. That's a big word. We
parsed the words. Part of this job is parsing the words.
So the word selfless, you know what that is. That's
the Mortal Kombat ninja. That is a subtle, passive, aggressive
(08:15):
shot poking Stefan Diggs, who is the antithesis of selfless. Right,
That is clearly a shot at Diggs without formally taking
a shot at Diggs, because dumb people don't understand the
nuance of the Buffalo GM and Josh Allen. You know,
(08:37):
he didn't break out until he got Stefan Diggs. Now
they had to get rid of the Digs because the
Bills got tired of his Shenanigans. The only ones that
didn't see that were the Bills mafia cats that couldn't
believe it.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
But they could no longer coexist anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
But I will garon effen to you that the Bills
they're gonna be trying to get all these top receiver got.
You got bunch of receivers that are gonna be in
the portal before the draft. T Higgins in Cincinnati, Brandon
Auk with the forty nine ers, AJ Brown in Philadelphia.
All of those guys are in play. And there's others
as well. All right, last word, here we go to
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New England. Patriots have a top three pick in the draft,
number three. The GM there, guy named Elliott Wolf Howling
at the Moon says that he is quote open for business.
He said open for business to trade that number three pick.
Is this meaningful? So I'm gonna go yes on this
(09:35):
one that it is meaningful because to me, the way
I interpreted it, it means that New England does not
believe the third ranked player in this draft is much
better than the sixth of the tenth ranked player. Now,
it's also possible he's lying right. It's lying season in
the NFL. But every GM, my entire life, I've been
(09:56):
behind a microphone, even before I was finding these stupid
micro ropes life. Every general manager before the draft, he said, yeah,
we're open to business.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
We're listening. You know, we're listening.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
We don't want to trade to pick, but if we
get an offer, we'll listen. And I always love to
before the draft, we want to draft the best player available,
because these people in football are so stupid they don't
realize that the term best means a player as good
as all the rest. They don't quite grasp best. So
you're essentially saying we just want to draft a good player.
But it sounds more impressive if you say we want
(10:29):
the best player. You're not gonna say we want the
top player, because if the player doesn't turn out to
be top the top in class, that's a bad look.
So these are all boiler plate responses. But I look
at the Patriots and they're like a smelly porridge of
poop that that roster. And Elliott Wolf had said a
couple of weeks back, maybe a couple months ago, he said,
(10:49):
the buck stops with him. Not to reopen old wounds,
but the buck stops with him, and we haven't even
made it to the draft. He was bragging, pumping his
chest out with all this cheeze ball about how he's
the decision maker. You know, he's got final edit on
final cut on what the Patriots do, and he's already
publicly waffling and.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
We haven't even gotten to the draft. Hello.
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Speaker 6 (13:00):
Be lame.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Jokes of the week coming up.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Next hour are lead this particular hour coming from the
Diamond that is where there was a light card in
the Big Leagues on Thursday. One of the games got
rained out, so they'll have to play at doubleheader this weekend.
But a story that is bubbling up, bub bub bub
that's how it sounds like. Bub bub bu bu. That's
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in Houston. I've not forgotten. I have not forgotten the
den of iniquity. I've not And now if you haven't
been paying attention here and possibly not, I know it's
early in the baseball season.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
We're not even on April. Okay, I get it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So there are thirty members of the Cartel of Hardball,
and the only one that was projected to be a
playoff team who currently is near the bottom is in
the lone star state. The cheating a two one thousand holes.
They find themselves six and fourteen. That is a three
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hundred winning percentage. That is the second worst record in
the American League. The only team in the American League
worse than the team from Houston is the Chicago White Sox.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
And but wait, there's more.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
The Astros are twenty seventh overall. They have the twenty
seventh overall record in the Big league. So let us
discuss the question. Are Jose Owl Tuvey as we call them,
ol Booby and the Cheating a Stros truly pretenders instead
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of contenders?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
All the baseball.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Experts said they were going to be contenders. They're right
now looking like pretenders. So I've got screenshot AOL and
oversized load. We'll get to all of that combined it
all together, and we are going to make a lot
of cake, a giant size cake.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
With all of it.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Roll it out, the whole thing.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
All right.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
So number.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
To answer the question, are Altuve and the cheating Astros
pretenders instead of contenders?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Now, let me address this for the crowd that believes
this is a premature take. I believe, and I've always
followed the pillar of broadcasting.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
It is never too early to goof on the scoundrels
of hardball.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Never a roster led by a bunch of bad actors,
outlaws Alex Bregman and jose Albouve. They should be in
the baseball gulag. And the fact that they have not
been sent to Siberia and have continued unscathed is embarrassing.
And I will not forget because Rob Manford has no balls,
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So I will have to be the one that punishes
these losers. And we also should put we do the
show today, like they don't say, Don Martin to the
guys that run Fox frustrated, you know, just wait on
that take. Let that take kind of marinate until the
end of the season. You know, don't give that commentary. No, no, no.
If you look today, right, we're doing this show here Friday.
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It's the nineteenth day I believe, of April. So if
you look at the screenshot, we used to say Polaroid
that's outdated now, but screenshot. Bad teams lose close games.
Houston is zero to five in one run games. Alex
Bregman one of the cheaters, batting two point fifty with
no home runs.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
It's a contract year.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Jose A Bray You is thirty seven and he's hitting
oh seventy eight on Io seventy eight the interstate.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
With no home runs. But wait, there's more. We're not done.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
How about the pitching. The pitching is so bad. I
get a little tingling, that's how bad the pitching is.
Houston sports a five point thirty nine earned run average.
You know what that is, dad last in the American
League and in all of baseball, only a team that
plays half their games in altitude.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
The Rockies are worse.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
The rotation ranks twenty sixth in the major leagues, and
they have an ERA of over five five point one.
Justin Verlander, he returned to the game later tonight here
on Friday. However, he's forty one and he's already got
a bum shoulder. How about fran Burvaldez. People making a
big deal, he's got a bum elbow. He's out right now.
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If you go back the second half of last season,
Franburvaldez lost it. He lost it. It was a punch
to the gut. But it's reality. He had an ERA
at the second half of the season of almost five
four point six to six in the second half, and
now he's got an l was issue. So it's a mess,
and you definitely have to put them in the basket
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of pretender.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
They're a pretender.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
How soon before Houston starts unloading assets. Of course, you
can't trade Altuve and Bregnant because nobody wants them because
they're taint.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
They're tainted.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
But there are some other guys that can be moved
on that team because there's a lot of deadwood, a
lot of dead wood, and I'm enjoying every loss. Every
single loss is a great mitzvah all right, page two now,
speaking of slow start problems. Next stop, we go to Maryland,
where Sports with Coleman is a professional gas bag.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
The Orioles.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
They actually have one of the top records in baseball
to begin the year, but the chosen one, the Prodigy,
well he has not been performing at a high level.
It is not gone so well for the Prodigy. In fact,
I want to use this for the first time in
honor of my.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
New favorite Tampa Bay Ray.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
You could say that the prodigy of the Orioles, mister
Jackson Holliday, who is one for twenty five to start
his Baltimore career, that it's an all encompassing type of
suck is what it is for him, one for twenty
five since his first career hit, Holliday, who's twenty, has
struck out five times in his last ten at bats
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with one walk. So is it time for the Orioles
to start worrying about Jackson hollyy ding Ning ning Ning n.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
Yes, should you worry? Yeah, you gotta worry, right, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Worry because everyone said he was ready to go, and
he was gonna come out of the starting gate. It
was a sprint to begin things. And it's never too
soon to have a little bit of anxiety, a little
bit of anxiety, assume nothing, question everything right. Given a
hero's welcome, they had a ticker tape parade there in
Baltimore to welcome him in.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
It was a wonderful. The new King had.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Arrived, the much ballyhooed son of a big league star,
bill boarded as Google Fiber high speed Internet and so far,
he has been that AOL dial up.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
That is the type of performance he has provided. So
and and just well, it's gonna be fun, he'll be
all right.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, that doesn't always work out that way, right, you know,
it doesn't work out all the time. There have been
guys that we can't miss, that missed and never got better.
It's it's early, but he's been terrible, and he looks
like he's overmatched by the major leagues at this point.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
It does right, all right. The final point, we're gonna
change lanes.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Here and we're gonna move over to the the medium
middle lane, middle lane of those sports media, so we'll
go to hoops on this. We are told that the
NBA's exclusive TV rights negotiating window with ESPN and.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Warner or Turner whatever I is.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Turner actually at Warner, but that's expected to pass without
a deal. They're not they're not expected to have a
deal there with their current broadcast partners, so C NBC,
that's a business outfit, and they are reporting that Amazon, NBC, Universal, Netflix,
YouTube TV, Apple as well, all of them have expressed
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preliminary interest in talks with the NBA about potentially buying
part of a package of games. So should the NBA
be encouraged or discouraged by the television developments that are
out there. So I have this one in the discouraging category.
(21:34):
It's a dangerous road. It's a path that is poorly lit,
it's booby trapped, and it's littered with the corpses of
people that used to like your product, used to like
your product, and then and then fell fell on hard time.
Like here's the issue Baseball had. Well, most of the
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games are on Fox and they have some games on ESPN.
If you like a certain team to watch every one
of those games, you have to have like five different
television packages if you're an honest human being and you
don't go to the Russian websites and the dark web
to watch, right, So that's bad for the customer. So
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this is why I have this story as a dangerous
one and a discouraging story, because, yeah, you can get
a TV deal if you're the NBA with Amazon, you
can put some games on YouTube, put a few on NBC,
and that's fine.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
But the problem is it's annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's bad for the user, the customer in your store
that they instead of having just to pay for cable.
They're gonna have to buy five different streaming services to
watch every one of their games. And ESPN and Turner
have clearly downgraded the value of the product. And let
this be a teachable moment. I was actually texting some
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people in the media world here that I know. I
only know a few, most don't. Most don't admit to
annoying me. But we were going back and forth on
this and ESPN Eterney. They did a cost benefit analysis.
They would like to keep the NBA, but they do
not want to pay the number that the NBA wants.
And the reason they don't want to do this it's
like those trucks that you see on the highways late
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at night, like when we're doing the show that say
oversized load on them, right, And I'm talking about Adam Silver.
This is fallout from Adam Silver green lighting load management,
the general paranoia of the modern ballplayer that they're always going.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
To get hurt.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
They can't play too much, they can't over exert themselves.
It's killed the product. It's killed the product during the
regular season. It's a useless product during the regular season.
It's not musty TV at all. It's a bad product
now Adam Silver and Joe Dumars and some of the
big shots at the NBA.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
They got the message. They got the message too late.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Though you might remember before this season they put the
sixty five game rule in that you had to play
in sixty five games to qualify for these wards and
all that. But they also released the science. They claimed
all of a sudden, the science said that load management
does not actually prevent injuries and all that they did
that intentionally. That was a preemptive strike to try to
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cut off at the pass. What is apparently going to
happen anyway where the TV contract is not worth as
much and they're gonna have to finagle the numbers to
make it seem like it's worth more than it is.
That and the nerds, right, We'll give a little tip
to captain the nerds the Steph Curry phenomena of the NBA,
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where every single night it's a Papa shot with the analytics,
shoot the three ball or shoot in the paint, and
no mid range jump shot, no team basketball at all.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
To a third degree, this is one big Ben gets
grilled Goodloe.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Robert Griffin Iird said this week that he I think
Spencer Rattler will be the steal of the draft and
that he will be a better pro quarterback than he
was in college. Ben, do you think Rattler has steal
of the draft potential?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yes, He's too short, turns the ball over too many times.
He's a gunslinger. What could possibly go wrong? His comp
is Zach Wilson. I'm not betting on that. I'm not
betting on that. You know, a nice, nice college career bounced.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Around a little bit. I'm not going there. Forget about it. Next.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Through nineteen games this season, Aaron Judge is hitting under
two hundreds, like one to eighty something, with only three
home runs. Ben, Is this just part of the normal
ups and downs of the season or do you think
this is going to be a problem.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah, I think he's done.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I think Aaron Judge can't play anymore. He lost his
bat speed and he's going to have to retire and
he's going to get a job at Walmart.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
I think that's going to happen next.
Speaker 7 (25:53):
One NFL analyst suggested that the Dolphins are negotiating against
themselves when it comes to a contract extension for two
attack if I Loola Ben, do you think the Dolphins are
the only team that will overpay for Tua?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
No, they are not the only team, but they should
not should not box themselves in where they sign to
let him test the market. There's other dumb teams. The
Washington Commanders come to mind, right off the top of
Carolina Panthers teams like that. So yeah, there's always another
team that will overpay a player like Tua. But he
has not proven that he can win big games and
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handle cold weather and all that. Those are things you
have to do when you play for the Dolphins and
you have to go to Buffalo or Baltimore, Kansas City
in the AFC playoffs.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
There is mallard of the third degree? How Den wag
now pass the decision? That is a see Aaron Juddson
is gonna work at Walmarte. It's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I was right.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
That was a great take.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
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listen live. Who's there blame We blame. It's Big Ben's
lame joke of the week. Joe by request, Eddie By
(27:06):
request the O. J. Simpson Radio Rose. He squeezed the jew, Saidie,
he can't sue us.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
He's dead.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
All right, here we go, Kurt for her sent this
one in. Apparently O. J. Simpson's burial got canceled, Eddie.
I guess the coffin didn't fit. Did you hear that
Ojay's dream was to be a divorce attorney.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, it turns out he never actually achieved the dream,
but he sure took a stab at it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Eddy, he really did. That's just like Frank, Thank you Frank.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Did you know that oj and Bill Cosby share to
sell in prison for over two years?
Speaker 6 (27:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, it both slept with one eye open. It was
wild Todd, Sir for Todd the comedian. We loved Todd.
Why was Lizzo sad when she heard that O. J.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Simpson died?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
I don't know why would she care?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, she said the juice expired and she loves juice.
And that's Tony in the bay. Why do the malind
militia think oj is.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
In a better place?
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Because he no longer will be able to hear Poppy's
phone calls to the show.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Actually, Tony sent that one. And also, what do you
call Hayes in Minnesota? So scratch off and OJ Simpson?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
I don't know, what do you call him?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Only two killers left? Wow, that's not whole goofed. I've
got to know. When OJ Simpson was in jail, how
did Marcel accidentally.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Support the release of OJ Ah? Hell, he stood next
to a.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Sign that said free juice.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
All right, that's Tony.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Did you know that OJ Simpson was a fan of
the game shows.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Here on the on the mallor show.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, he loved all the backstabbing that goes on on
the game shows there he could relate to it.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
That's Tony from the Bay again.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Why did OJ Simpson really die? Uh? He he because Eddie,
the real killer is still out there.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
That's from the Disposable Horse Napkins. What do you call
OJ's casket his casket? No, a juice box. That's a
disposable horse Napkins set that one in.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Uh you know, O. J. Simpson can finally rest in peace.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, he now knows that his wife's killer is finally dead.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
So that's disposable horse Napkins again. How guilty? How guilty
Eddie was? O? J.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Simpson extraordinarily guilty.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He was so guilty that even incad terror picked him
out of a lineup.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
That's Tody in the bag. All right, I'll do one more,
O J Joe. I don't want to do to me
one more O Jjo. Here's one more Eddie. I gotta
get the Lizo jokes, one more ojent Okay, here you go.
Did you hear that.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
When OJ passed away, his remains were cremated.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And you know, made into a powder.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
No?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, So now he goes by his new nickname, Tang.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Eddie Shang is.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Very more of a joke milkman Mike in Colorado. All right,
thanks to all of the OJ joke wrights, a lot
of them from our front, our friend Tony in the bay,
by a bunch of other people. And I didn't want
to do you know, two segments of that, so we
will have We've got the the Lizo jokes, some other
random jokes as well as we.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Will roll on.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It is lame jokes of the week. These are actual
jokes in by actual listeners. Now, if you want to
send jokes in, maybe remind you here the way you
do this.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Okay, you just.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Email the men Ben Malorshow at gmail dot com, put
jokes in the headline, and then usually at the end
of the week, right right before the show, we start
putting the jokes together. So send them in and it
helps us. We do Q and A jokes. That's really
the only jokes that work the format of the show.
We've tried other jokes. It's hard to do other jokes.
So Q and A jokes, question answer, and then if
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you write them, it really helps us out. If you
put your name right under the answer, so that way
we know who wrote the joke. You want credit, If
you don't want credit, don't put your name there after
the punchline. Okay, So a lot of people send jokes
in they don't put their name there and all that,
but we will have the continuous It's Ben Maler Show
at gmail dot com.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
Ben Mallers Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You want to send jokes in straight ahead more the
comedy store, the comedy club, chuckles, whatever you want to
call it it continues, We'll get to more big men's
lame jokes of the week, and we will do it next.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Ah, here we go, Big.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Man's lame jokes continues me at the oj roast, And
now we move on. What was a Lizzo's favorite burger joint?
What's your favorite burger joint there in Utah?
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Five wives, she's a big thing Gordon and Takomba. Did
you hear that Lizzo got a new eddy?
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Oh? Yeah, what's out?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
She's a runway model for tire iraq dot com. If
she wears a bikini, it looks like a stack of Michelin's.
That's Dan in Mallardtown, Pa. Why is Lizzo asking John
day Porter for gambling advice?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Why he knows how to cover the spread?
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Eddie?
Speaker 4 (32:21):
That's Eric in Kansas, So thank you for that.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Eric.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What does Monday Nights Malord Show have in common with
Lizzo after Breakfast?
Speaker 6 (32:30):
I don't know what do they have in common?
Speaker 4 (32:32):
That is five dumps in four hours, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So Wow, here we go. That's George in Uvaldi, Texas.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Why does Lizzo feel that shoe he Otani is her
kindred spirit?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It just so happens that sixteen million dollars is what
she spends.
Speaker 4 (32:52):
On takeout each year. Show that down of time. That's
hill Billy Mike, Thank you hill Billy.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Noah in Austin says, where do you go to see
exclusive Lizzo content?
Speaker 6 (33:03):
I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well, not only fans, only Fats. It's a spin off.
They have it their only Fats.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Why is Lizzo had to change what she wears to
the beach?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Well, she will never be caught in fish nets again
because of it. That's a surfer. Todd the comedian.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
And what is Lizzo going to do now that she
has retired.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
From show business?
Speaker 6 (33:27):
I don't know what is she gonna do?
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Yeah, she's just going to hang out and she's gonna
hang out.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's for my buddy Chip and Maine, great joke writer,
and also send a bunch of great cookies. So this week,
what's black and white and red all over?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Lizzo and Robbie the Mariner fan hanging out together.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
That's in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Did you hear about weed Man, Hippie and Lizzo parachuting
out of a plane.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
I definitely did not hear about that.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Yeah, it was big news this week.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Lizzo hit then and weed Man he landed on her
so hard he bounced right back up in the plane.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
It was like a circus show.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
That is from our friend Dunk. Dunk is in Snake Road.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
He says he lives in Snake Road in the Shawnee
National Forest and he listens to us on a station
out of West Frankfurt, Illinois, ninety five five, and he
says he listens at nice you can't.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
You know, can't sleep. He's got a few issues there
and so he likes to hear the show. So thank you, Donk.
What is the ratio of marijuana shortening?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
One part Lizzo, two parts weed Man. That's from Arturo
who sent that one in. Did you hear that Lizzo
has a zoo in her pantry.
Speaker 6 (34:50):
I did not hear that.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, it's full of goldfish crackers, Teddy Grahams, and zebra cakes.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
So she got all.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Out Eric again. Who's Lizzo's favorite former coach.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Eddie Oh Man, that's a good question.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I don't know, Tubby Smith. It's Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Here's a two for one special to hear about restaurants having.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
A new burger.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Now, I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah, it's called the Lizzo Burger, all fat and no
real meat.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
There's that. Now they also ay they have a weed
Man burger.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Oh yeah, what's in that?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's all grass rolled up and put in a wrap.
That's ah.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
That's Dunk from again Snake Road in the Shawnee National
Force there in Illinois, which is two hundred miles from Nashville, Abou,
two hundred miles from Memphis, and.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
One hundred and something miles from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
All right, First there was Batman versus Superman, Then god
Zilla versus Kong.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Now there's a new movie coming out with a battle
of two icons.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh really, who's battling.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Lizzo versus Colon? Is the movie? That's Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Now the thing that amazes me is.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Weed Man has been in jail for almost two months
now and we're still getting endless weed Man jokes, So
why or how how does Weedman.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Get around Miami?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I don't know how in a cannabus Eddie in a
cannabis that's from Ekeon, Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Why hasn't weed Man been released from jail yet?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
I don't know why not?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, his public defender says he's refused to sign the
work release program.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
He will not. He says, no work. So yeah, that's
it sounds right, Yeah, that's hip in Maine.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Why can't the other homeless people stand weed Man?
Speaker 4 (36:44):
They can't stand Weedman? Why not?
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, because he walks around like he owns he doesn't
own the place.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
They're very upset and said, no one in Austin.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Now that weed Man is getting three square meals a day,
how is he like Lizzo?
Speaker 6 (37:01):
I don't know how is he like Lizzo?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Weed Man's a little hippie, A little hippie that's a
surfer Todd the comedian. How has being incarcerated actually helped
weed Man's golf game?
Speaker 6 (37:12):
Eddie is golf game. I don't know how.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
Well.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
He has plenty of time to work on his shank
Eddie on the golf course.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
There if you know what I mean. That's Surfer Todd
the comedian.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What did Marcel say when he found out lorrain Ah
got the wrong food order delivered?
Speaker 6 (37:30):
I don't know what did Marcel say.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Marcel said, let's play food picks, is what he said.
And that's from Eric in kas Yeah. Did you hear
about the pair of shoes that Jed bought? Jed who
fled bought.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
From the drug dealer.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
I did not hear about that.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, Jed's not sure how what they were laced with,
but he's been tripping all day.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
He's really been tripping.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
That's that's from average Joe, Average Joe in Minnesota. What
did John day Porters say when his friends told him
he'd be permanently banned from the NBA?
Speaker 4 (38:06):
What did he say, Eddie? Want to bet that's what
you've heard? That joke? That's Eric Agains all right, last one, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Did you hear that Wander Franco has started a GoFundMe
account to pay his legal expenses?
Speaker 6 (38:18):
I did not hear about that.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
The good news, any money that is left over, Eddie
will go to the Foundation Toys for Tots. Eddie Toys
for Tots, So there you go, that's what you had
been made.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I cleaned that last part up. It was a little
worse than that, but anyway.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Thank you, chip Eric, totally, all you guys, all you
joke writers, blame jokes of the week.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
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