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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go our number four of the original recipe
Mallor show. As we slide in to this nineteenth day
of April, is a J. Brown in danger of being
deported from the eagle's nest. We'll discuss his recent activity
and in Detroit the Lions GM Brad Holmes says they're
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not taking an all in approach.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Are you okay with that?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
And was Jacksonville GM Trent Bulky ripping a fart during
his news commerce. We will examine the audio tape and
we will decide, and that's the content you need to
start your day, hot farty talk. We'll get to that
in a whole lot. We'll have a wonderful Friday. Don't
(00:51):
forget fifth hour podcast. It goes up a little bit
later today with me and Danny g.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But here's our four What can Brown do for you? Welmeme.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
In the beginning of another hour of the Ben Maler Show.
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Speaker 1 (01:54):
Showy headline here Philadelphia.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
What can Brown do for you? What can Brown do
for you? And for us?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It can provide a Malard monologue, and so for that
we are grateful. We are grateful for that. And so
here here's get to the point.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Please.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
We have theatrics. We like theatrics. We like the thespian activity.
We enjoy that very much. So Eagles wide receiver A. J.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Brown. We're gonna visit Browntown.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
AJ Brown recently changed his Instagram profile to a picture
of Tom Brady, a photo of Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
As a Patriot Now.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Immediately, this raised questions about whether or not he's interested
in joining the new England football team.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
So have you heard the latest on this? Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Now we're hearing that several teams around the league are
attempting to acquire AJ Brown but Philadelphia, according to one report,
has shut down any inquiries on AJ Brown.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Bert Breer of SI.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
NBC Sports Boston there where you were able to watch
Benny Versus the Penny. He said that the Eagles have
told other teams he is not available.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
He's not available now.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Bert Brier also confirming that the Patriots have inquired about
AJ Brown. So let's talk about all this. The question
is AJ Brown in danger? Is he in danger of
being deported from the Eagles nest? So I've got Drew Carey,
carbon copy, and biscuit and we will combine all of
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these things together and we are going to make an
amazing cookie, which I will next week Cookie Night.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
On the show.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm making a new cookie. Well I've made this before
me nin in a while, so we'll bring that in
and yeah, I don't want to give it away, but
it's currently marinating.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
In the refrigerator at the Maler mansion.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So to lead off here, get back to the question,
is AJ Brown in danger of being deported from the
Eagles nest?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So I'm nodding my head, yes, I'm nodding my head. Yes.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Aj Brown explained that he made the avvy the avatar
move because he said Tom Brady is his favorite player
and that he didn't intend to stir up any conversations.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It was an honest mistake. My rebuttal to that, my
fat ass, that's my rebuttal. Listen.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
AJ Brown is sitting there, He's trying to play the
innocent bystander like he's some kind of victim police, Right,
AJ Brown, let me tell you he had ulterior motives.
Look at the timeline. I'm gonna give you the facts.
Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts, and then you
can decide. So let's go through the timeline Eagles offseason
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workouts twenty four hours or so earlier. Quarterback Jayleeners. We
mentioned this in a previous episode of the show. Jalen Hurts,
the quarterback of the Philadelphia football team, says he's going
to change the culture of the Eagles, right, and then
the next day AJ Brown flips the avvy to a
Patriots legend when everyone and their mother knows that the
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Patriots are looking to acquire a number one receiver, whether
it's AJ Brown, T Higgins or Brandon Ayuck.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So don't be glible, right, don't be goible.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
These NFL teams, I know they operate like the CIA,
admit nothing, deny everything. But the players, even the players
like New England, if they really want to go for it,
and I say go for it. You know I'm behind
the micro, but I say.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Go for it.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It's more fun. Life short. You might as well have fun.
Don't be like everyone else and go out of the
same mold. Who wants that? That's boring? So New England
has to channel Drew Carey because if the price is right,
they'll get the player.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They'll get a J. Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Philadelphia say we're gone. All of these stories end the
same way. And I tried to explain this to Bill's mafia.
We had many battles me and these these dopes in
the Bills mafia because I.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Was pointing out that listen, your guy ain't long to
play for your team. I you don't dig it. If
you know what I say.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Stefan Diggs was not long to play for the Bike
And you know they're gonna look at the propaganda. The
Bills are sitting out their buddies. Okay, all right, how'd
that end them? Have you gotten your Houston Texans, Stefan Diggs?
You have not? Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Furthermore, we go to Motown. That's where we head next
the GM. There, what up Homes? Brad Holmes, the GM
former Rams assistant front office guy. So Brad Holmes is
annoyed with people talking about the Super.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Bowl window for the Detroit football team.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He gave a bit of a manifesto about striving for
sustained success. So he mentioned the Tom Brady Patriot run. Currently,
the Chiefs with Mahomes was mentioned or implied. You want
to be like that rather than going all in for
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one title like the Rams did. Right, And a lot
of football media types get very upset that the Rams
went all in they actually won because it ruins the
story book that they the same story they write every year.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You can't win this way. The Wams won that way.
They went for it. They won.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
You can't do that. Well, they did it. They did
it anyway. So let's attack this one lion GM. Brad
Holmes says, they're not taking an all in approach.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Are you okay with that? Now? I don't have a
dog in the fight. You know that. I don't have it.
I like the Honolulu Blue, but I don't have a
dog in the fight. But I say foye.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That is the word I use foe to Brad Holmes,
who cares about the same success.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
If you don't win the ring, all.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Right, if you don't get the bling bling, as popular
likes to say, it's a problem. Check with the nineteen
nineties Buffalo Bills, who made four Super Bowls in a
row and had zero titles. Minnesota Vikings had a run
back in the Stone Age where they were in the
Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Quite often and didn't win anything.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
You have to be able to multitask, and being conservative rarely.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Works out for you. Just keeping all your draft picks
and drafting the best.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Player available, all that crap. And I also have an
unpopular opinion. I'd like to push back against the industrial
complex of football for a second.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
If you'll bear with me on this. It's a pet
peeve of mine. What if I told you.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
That the Lions and every other team in the NFL
should strive to be a carbon.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Copy of the Rams. What have I told you? He said, Oh,
you used to be a Ram fan? Okay, all right,
let me explain why. All right, explain why?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Because spoiler alert, Sean McVay is the epitome of sustain success.
You really can't ram it all day, and you can
ram it all night. Since he took over as coach,
and I was there before. I remember going to Rams
games when Jeff Fisher, you know, nine and eight eighty,
you know it was well, actually back.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
To nine and seven, they didn't have seventeen games.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But since twenty seventeen, the Rams have made the playoffs
five times out of seven years.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Five times out of seven years.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That's a seventy one point four percent sustain success rate.
They've made two Super Bowls and they've won one championship
in that time.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Deep deep, pretty good, I.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Would say, seems pretty good. And by the way, after
they went all in, as so many of these football
media nerds like to condemn them for going all in
and all that. After they won that Lombardy, they had
one bad year where they won five games.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
They then bounced right back.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
They rebounded like a boomerang back in the playoffs, and
it took a couple of screw ups late in the game.
They lost a close game, did cover the spread against
the Lions in that game in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
I know John day Porter was happy about that.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Our last thing here we going down of Jacksonville and
now it's about to get good.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The entire show sucked, but now it's gonna get good.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
In depth team covers around the clock of the toot
heard round the NFL.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
We got some audio.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
We're about the player, but Jacksonville executive Trent Bulky, that's
the name here, Trent Bought. This guy's been around the
NFL a long time. A lot of people think.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He's a dope.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Uh, he's just an executive that's worked for a bunch
of different teams and all that. So Trent Balkey is
in charge of Jacksonville and he was talking about the draft.
They're doing a lot of media to promote the draft,
to get people to watch the draft, to get people
excited about the draft. Right, it's like a religious revival
the draft. You're you're born again, you can you can win.
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You're gonna get the greatest player and nobody has the
HEV gbs and all that.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So this guy, Trent Balky's talking.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
About draft and if you listen closer, we got the audio,
it sounded like he squeezed the cheese.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Let's go to the audio tape.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
A couple of days going through coach and I haven't
sat down and go excuse me going through the Yet
play it again, going through coach and I haven't sat
down and go excuse me going through the final cord.
Yet do it again?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I want to hit a guy. Play it again?
Speaker 5 (11:57):
A couple of days going through coach and I haven't
sat down and got excuse me going foard yet?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
All right, So somewhat of a rhetorical question if you
have working ear drums?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Was the Jags GM Trent Balki in the SoundBite you
just heard ripping a giant fart during.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
His news conference.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Now, I want you to know we spared no expense
here at the Fox Sports Radio network. We used advanced
audio technology. That right there, you know what that was.
That was a barking spider. That was a barking spider.
And you know what this makes Balky relatable. Forget red Lobster.
He was serving up air biscuits.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
To the media. Right, you'll get a biscuit. You get
a biscuit. You'll get a biscuit. That was thunder from
down under for Trent Balky is what it was.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
He gave the media in Jacksonville a hydrogen bomb, a
man made hydrogen bomb, is what he did. And the
reason By the way, it's relatable. Let me tell you
why I've studied flatulens for many years. To get into
sports radio, you have to know a thing or two
about flashleans.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, you dope.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So ninety nine percent of the farts that we have
do not smell.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Did you know that? Ninety nine It's like the ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Those stores and in the Massachusetts ninety nine percent of
the gas you produce does not spell. It doesn't smell,
and it's normal, it's healthy. And right now you're probably
farting and you don't even know it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
How about that? Yeah, maybe I am too. Every human
being they've done research on this.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Imagine being a scientist that goes to school to learn
about you know, how to study things, and your your
job is studying, uh, you know, farts.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's your game.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Anyway, Passing gas happens on average at least at the
bare minimum, fourteen times a day. So if you just
woke up, you will fart at least fourteen times to day.
So watch out for the Heini hiccup. They're going to happen.
So a tremendous job that.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Can we plan again planet again? In the red play
it one more time? Plane.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
A gap is going through coaching. I haven't sit down
and go excuse me, board.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yet that's sound a little wet to me. I think
there might have. He might have had to change his
I think that might have been a little wet. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Anyway, it is the Ben Mallard Show. As we continue,
and the very Jim Tom Sula like Tom Sula did
that when he was coaching the forty nine ers, and
he claimed it was just a microphone situation, but we
knew he farted and and this is rather obvious that
this is. I mean, there's really no there's no alibi.
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Did he have like a spicy meatball or something before
the news came?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I don't have the answer for you, but we are
going to spare no expense to get the answer.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Okay, we are.
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Speaker 2 (15:11):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
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The Midnight Walker writes and says, there lives a receiver
named aj Brown. Will he soon be leaving Philly Town?
The Eagles say no, but Big Ben says he will.
He'll follow the Almighty Dollar. Bill ferg Dog says the
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Jags GM farting on the last day of the NHL
season reminds me of the time Ben Bishop pooped his
pants in a game. I hope he tipped the cleaning crew. Yeah,
I remember that.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
It didn't happen, Lorena. Just so you know, I know
you're very curious.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
About that, Lorrainey had actually happened.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Eddie's so far in the tank for the NHL, he
refuses to admit it.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
I don't know what to believe anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Ben.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Just know that Ben always is on the side of
whatever is, Like I'm on the.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
Side flat He's going to go.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Know those are the facts that he had to leave
the game because he had to take it. He had
pooped his pants and he had to leave. He had
that there was a brown streak right there.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Such a lie that was he.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Had to go, and that's when we got the die
Die diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Justin and Cincinnati says that Bulky's fart still sounded better
than a Brian Finley up there.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
That's not very's not very nice.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
That's not very nice. Uh, late night drug test. He says,
no more live reads for the week. You mean there
is no ps A reminding people to celebrate four twenty tomorrow.
Let me, Lorraine? Is that on the rundown?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Lorraine? Is that on the log for the show? I
see it on here?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Ben, Okay, not not there, Not there. Alf sent a
bunch of fun facts about farts. I think we we
covered a lot of that, Alf, But thank you for
looking out for us.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
We'll say hello to Mark the full name guy, and
let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I've known Mark a long.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Time and he knows a thing or two about the
round tumbling. Hello, Mark the full name Guy.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
Hey, then hello, So it's the world really flat? Man Mallard.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, I've been told by people that listen to the
show the Earth is.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Not flat, it's round, or it's not round. It's what
I missed the line the hollow Earth's aside. Yeah, I'm
a stupid idiot by that hollow earth. People still send
me email. But we did have that flat earth guy
that used to call up stop calling.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Yeah, I was waiting to hear some plung your jokes
from blind Scott, who hasn't called your show in a while.
It was actually good to hear him talking. I really
have a lot of respect for for a fellow man
being blind. I cannot imagine how difficult it is being
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blind and then being blind Scott with the plunger in
it the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, that's a double whami.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
But also, don't forget it, Mark the full name guy,
that you've been blind because your takes are usually blind
over the years.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
You know you have that Oh wow, you know do
you know why your jokes are called the lame jokes?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Why would that be? Why would that.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Because you're about as funny as a broken crutch.
Speaker 10 (19:50):
Wow, that's a very very mean of you to say,
I'm hurting. Uh, yeah, you're probably you're probably farting right now.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Mark.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
You know that you have a really good buddies that
passed away in San Francius So Eugene Simmons, a black
man from New York. He was the first black high
school UH champion swimmer in New York City. You know,
it was very close to playing the mind.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
My condolence, I give you, Mike, Thank you, Mark.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
Well, I just wanted to put that out there. It
was normalst friend of mine and I did not have
very many friends in that Tenderloin district, but he was
one of them. But he was a fine man, find
human being.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Oh good, And I'm sure he was happy that.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'm sure he was happy that you escaped the Tenderloine
district to live a better life.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
He was.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Yeah, absolutely, that's true.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Good, all right, Well, rest in peace to your friend.
The world lost a.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Good guy so of courting you, and he must have
been a good guy to be your because to put
up with you, Mark, this guy must he must be
in heaven right now across the Pearly gates. He must
be like a saint. My goodness. Let's let's go to
Dick in Dayton. Hello, Dixter, Hey.
Speaker 11 (21:15):
Good morning, Ben and Crewe, how are you?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh, it's your birthday week, Dick. How's your birthday week going?
Speaker 9 (21:22):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Good? H One problem though, wasn't my friends bought me
a nice little phone. You know, it's like a cell
phone for my birthday. Sure, and I'm having trouble. I got,
I got, I got a lot of Facebook pictures. But
I picked this up and for about an hour it played.
It played all the songs from from from Nashville. They
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had George Jones, Roy Clark, Minnie Pearl. I'm telling you, Ben,
I've never just went for an hour. But I've checked
it this morning. I think I used it too much.
I'm gonna have to probably get another chord. But oh,
it's it's it's really neat. It's really a nice thing.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You just need to charge you You got your charger?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, you don't keep a charge? It dies, you know?
Speaker 11 (22:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Is this your first cell phone?
Speaker 9 (22:12):
This can't be that's my first.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
I've never got.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You just got your Oh my god, Dick, this is amazing.
In twenty twenty four, you just are you on Facebook?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Now?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Your friends hook you up on that?
Speaker 11 (22:25):
I'm on Facebook. Let me see if you go. Dick
from Dayton. I saint back when I used to call
up in Cleveland with probably some of the people that
had me on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Yeah, I know your photo.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
I've seen your photo bite yeah, yeah, yeah, you're famous.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You're you got a lot of cloud on there. I
know that. Yeah, I got you all right, Well what
it else is on your mind? That's big news.
Speaker 11 (22:49):
I just wanted to tell you. I'm gonna the Weaver
Creek Strummers. We practiced yesterday. We've been sure of the
people because they're all on vacation and it's real nice.
And I'm going to go back to my place in Zenia.
That's the one that everybody plays. We have bluegrass, we
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have fox, we have band Joe music and you know,
but still.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Not going to that Clifton Opera House.
Speaker 11 (23:17):
You have not there. I don't know why. But they
got a jam session on Friday every Friday. But I
haven't been back there for a while.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
But I know you used to always talk about the
Clifton Opera House because you've not been there in a
long time. But you've still got the main ones, the
Catterying Banjos Society. But you mentioned the drummers. Are you
still part of the string manors.
Speaker 11 (23:37):
Yes, back where I'm going. I haven't been a week,
you know. I forgot to tell you guys. The one
week of my birthday, both of my cars I had
to get repaired. That wasn't they.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Need Oh that's that's not that's not nice at all.
Speaker 11 (23:50):
But the phone didn't get banned. I couldn't have called
you guys.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Oh I would have been tragedy.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
If we don't hear from Dick and Day and Eddie
Garcia pouts in the quarter if he gets a said,
he's not a child. If we do not hear from
Dick and Date, listen, Dick, we love you. You're a
big part of the show. We'll talk to you next week. Okay,
have a great weekend, all right, all right there bye.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Bye, there he goes.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Is it true that a NBA player who's made a
lot of money over the years, well compensated, has a
Burger account and an NBA player who will see this
weekend in the playoffs? Internet investigators have apparently uncovered Tobias
Harris of the seventy six ers fans. He's a he's
(24:37):
not a good one, but he's a basketball But he's
a very wealthy basketball player. My man, Tobias Harris has
monetized his value as an NBA player, considering the fact
that most people could not pick him out of a lineup.
He's cashing. But get to the story. So some sixer
fans started snooping around and they detected a since deleted
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burner account run either by Tobias Harris or someone very
close to the Harris family following Philadelphia's playing victory over
the Miami Heat. There's a lot of evidence there online.
I don't know if we want to get to that,
but went through it and pro Tobias Harris comments, I'm
(25:25):
a little up against the clock here, so I can't
spend too much times.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
But Tobias Harris, let's see.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You want to play the how much money is Tobias
Harris made game?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Real quick? We can play it. Let's play Eddy Garcia.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
How much in career earnings Tobias Harris played for the Bucks, Magic, Pistons, Clippers,
seventy six ers, that's it?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
How many years?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Thirteen years in the NBA.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
I'm gonna say forty million dollars?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
All right, Lorena, would you like to play the Tobias
Harris game. He's a that's a basketball player.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
I would Ben, I'm going to guess forty six million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, Coople, Loop, Coople, Loop, What do you want there? Coop?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I'm gonna guess one hundred and fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
That's a lot of money. One hundred and fifty million dollars. Coop,
you're going pretty high on that. But the correct answer,
Tobias Harris has earned two hundred and forty eight million
dollars to be an average NBA player.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
God Bless America, God Bless the NBA.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
You were I was more.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I was gonna guess two hundred and then I lowered
it because your guys were so low.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah, so Coop's blamed, but you didn't go over. So
you win, Cooper, sure, showdown. So congratulations, you get the
car in the boat, So enjoy that.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
I remember one of his contracts was over one hundred million.
I think it was the seventy six ers one.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, I think you're I think you're great.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Because he was with the Clippers like briefly, and then
when he signed with Philadelphia, people are like, what are
they what are you?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What are you doing? They're like, this.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Guy, you're one and eighty million on current contract.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, that's most of the money that he's made.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
Does anyone your own a boat? No?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
No, but I have been to the boat show, Boat show. Alright.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
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Speaker 3 (27:21):
Ben. I did get a I did get a sneak
peek of the newly decorated ladies restroom from Lorena.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Edie, I'm gonna go to hr. You're not allowed in
the women's back.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I didn't go in. I just peeked my head in,
all right, took a look around. Now, Loraina, is this
phase one of the redecoration process? Or how how many
phases are involved in this?
Speaker 8 (27:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I would call this phase one because there was nothing beforehand.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, well there's not much now, to be honest, there's
a little.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Plump taking your shot at you, Lorena.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Since is phase one? Thought?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Bet her own money? Idiot?
Speaker 9 (27:54):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (27:55):
Yeah, of course it is.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Do you think they gave her a budget?
Speaker 6 (27:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I thought maybe she brought some stuff from home.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Nine sense before it closes.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
There there's a little bool plant hanging in there. And
then then she got like a there's like a little bird.
I don't know what kind of bird. That is? A
statue flamingo okay, golden flamingo on the little table there.
And what is that like ceramic thing there? What is that?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
It's a book. It's a book and it says a
Beza Spain on the front.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh well, of course culture women who wouldn't know what
that was? Women that work. I'm gonna shove it full
of feminine Okay, all right, so Eddie, if you need it.
I'm just wondering.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, I was wondering where those products would be a stored.
So now I know in the so.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Eddie, now you have to go to management and complain
they don't have that in the men's room.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And then no, all right, you're good on that. I
got you very nice, thank you.
Speaker 10 (28:51):
I can't wait to see you know, like phase seven,
Coop says, we need a bench in there.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Why would you need to beg that way so you
can relax?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Why not make it a bed?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Then?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know, like now, the one thing I will add
full disclosure. So the one thing I will add to
the men's room is I used to go in that
bathroom because it was just.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Anybody could go in there and they had a hook
like I would have to when I had to changel.
Is the hook still there? Because I, oh, you're hanging
a plant from there. We need the We need.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
The hook for the men's room because I would hang
my I had to put my clothes, my my church
clothes on to do the stupid TV thing, so I
hung it in there when I was changing.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
So I need a hook in the You need a
new hook in there. Well, you know, one of you
can go to the store and spend your money and no, no.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
No, I don't spend a dime on this place.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
So I don't worry.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
If I ever get fired bed my things will come
with me fired.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Oh please, come on, what they don't fire anybody around here?
Are you kidding me? Please? Anyway? Yeah, very rare. I mean,
have you heard some of the people that work here.
If management is listening.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Let's go to Marcel and Brooklyn for the big introduction.
Marcel is a professional voiceover actor. He's in Brooklyn and Marcel.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
You know what to do. You know what time it is.
You know he needs the microphone right now, So do
what you do best, Marcel.
Speaker 9 (30:13):
Welcome, all right, humble, please.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
Scoop on entertainment starts right now.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
And have a great Monday.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Good job, Marceill, good job, Thank you, short and sweet.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
All right, thank you, Marcel, thank you.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Ben.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
You know we're gonna skip the movie theater this weekend
because the two movies coming out this weekend I don't
think are that interesting.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
No good weed movies. It's a big weed holiday this weekend.
There's no weed movies. There is a that's a bad
job by the studios.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Will you be watching a movie stoned this this Friday
night to celebrate anyway?
Speaker 8 (30:54):
He does every night.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
He doesn't need a.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Special, nothing special.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, you know what they say about New Year's Eve,
how it's like, you know that's for amateurs. Well this
is for amateurs thing.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Yeah, but there is one of the poker home games
that I play at is gonna do like a four
to twenty theme game.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
See I knew it.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Everyone's gonna be high, but one person won't. They'll win
all the money, that's.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
What that means.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:20):
Maybe.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
But going over to television, this premier earlier this week,
and I've brought it up in years past on Koop
scubin entertainment. I'm not a huge fan of like trash TV,
and we're talking about stuff like The Bachelor and not
Uh Love Island.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Tell Petros you said that he's gonna be very upset
with you.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Even if you like The Bachelor. It's it's hard to
argue that it's not trash team?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Should they still do the Bachelor review on that they
used to do it? On the Petros and Money?
Speaker 8 (31:52):
That's been a while since I've been awake that, you know,
early enough to listen.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
But uh, they're on till like six o'clock at night?
Are they real?
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:03):
Group after I thought it was like so three pm.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
No, that's that's a shock Rogan show. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
I don't listen to the radio here here, Yeah, why
would you do that? It's like a guy working at
a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I don't eat food, you know.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Oh, you don't really listen to the radio much.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Well, I try not to because I don't want to
steal someone else's material.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
But that's why I.
Speaker 8 (32:27):
Don't think anyway.
Speaker 7 (32:29):
This one is my guilty pleasure when it comes to
trash TV. It is a reality competition series on Netflix.
It is called The Circle Uh. This is season six
of The Circle that premiered last week.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
Uh. It is a game where.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
They put a bunch of people in their own apartments
in this building and they play on this I don't
know chat platform and you can decide to be a
catfish or to be yourself and then you rate people
based off of how well you like them, and yeah,
basically have to make it to the end to win.
But this year, the twist that they're doing is one
(33:04):
of the players isn't even human.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
It's an AI chat bot and it is.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
It's actually kind of scary watching this season because the
AI chat bot is so good at I don't know,
disguising the fact that it's an AI chat Bob.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
I'm afraid of this too.
Speaker 7 (33:22):
It's it's scary, like all these people, like they have
one of the contestants is an AI engineer, Like that's
what he does, is he creates AI and even he
does not know which player is the AI chatbot. It's
a It's it's pretty scary, But that's on Netflix right now.
Moving over to Max, we have a new premiere.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
It's called Conan O'Brien Must Go. And con O'Brien's been.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Doing they got rid of him already cool, but the
is a late night.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Show he left, they got rid of What do you mean, well,
you hosted show on NBC for years, They got it,
get rid.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Of a decade ago plus.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
That he did get rid of him. You know, I'm
just saying yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
And then and then he had his own on TBS
that was called Conan and that ended like maybe three
or four years ago. It's fantastic. He's the king of
late late night in my opinion. But anyway he's been
on He's had a podcast the past few years. I
haven't really listened to the podcast. But this new show
that he's got on Max, it's he said, anytime he
was on the podcast and he had like people call in,
they'd always say like, oh, hey, Conan, if you're ever
(34:30):
in uh, you know, blah blah blah, Denmark, you should
drop by and say hi. And he thought, Wow, it
might be a fun idea if I actually dropped by
to these people and random you know, parts of the
world and just said, hey, what's up. And so that's
basically what this show is. It's him just kind of
dropping in.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
He's got four episodes of this season and he goes
to Ireland, Norway, Thailand and Argentina to just drop on
by these fans place I saw preview.
Speaker 8 (34:57):
It's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
This is what at excuse to see the world.
Speaker 9 (35:00):
I know.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm just gonna say this is Conor O'Brien's like, Hey,
I want to go on vacation, so let's have the
TV people pay for it.
Speaker 8 (35:05):
Were good, that's all? Yes, yeah, he's getting HBO to
pay for it.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
So that is we have a Dave Chappelle joke about
Anthony Bourdain.
Speaker 8 (35:11):
But anyway, but that is on That is on Max.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
It is available to stream right now and uh, I'm
running out of time.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
So that is scoops coming on entertainment all right.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Super Market Steve says we still learn how to hate
ourselves during the Bachelorette report with Petros and money.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Well, thank you for that, super Market Steve.
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Get out here Sports Jeopardy.
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Who loved you, Ben Maller.
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Oh, for some reason, the randon told me to stop talking,
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So I will continue to talk and we'll play sports Jeopardy.
This welcome in our contestants. We have a ringer, Uncle
Mo from Brooklyn. Hello, Uncle Mo, Good morning Ben.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Looking forward to the NFL Draft.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
For less than a week away from the Jets picking
the next box. That's a true Jets fan giving that analysis,
and we have Uncle Mo going against Jared in Kansas City.
Speaker 11 (36:53):
Hello, Jared, what's that thing about the austraios man?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
What have you butt?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Jared?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You disappeared for many, many months, and now you've popped
up out of the blue.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
We missed you, Jared, I've missed you, guys.
Speaker 11 (37:07):
Let's see this.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Where were you?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Just be working with my new job?
Speaker 11 (37:14):
I don't all right?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
All right, well either way, you're here now.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
The categories are record book and unforgettable upsets?
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Uncle Ma picked your category, all right, go for the
record book.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Here.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I'll tell you the record, tell me the player that
owns it. We're two hundred dollars, the most points scored
in NBA history.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
We will Chamberlain, it's the gasy But Will Chamberlain, Uh.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
No, that's not a single uh? Jared? Yes, Lebron James
has the most points in NBA history in one game.
Chamberlain does, but not.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
Okay, A four hundred dollars a rare loss from Oen?
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Could this be the up said of the century?
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Four hundred dollars most wins by a team in a
Major League Baseball season, most.
Speaker 10 (38:05):
Wins, Mo, So this is regular season.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
This is regular regular season, regular season.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Okay, settles in two thousand one.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, we'll give you that right. Mariners is correct, Mariners
are Cubs. Six hundred dollars. Most touchdown catches in a
single season, Jared, Jared in Kansas City.
Speaker 11 (38:28):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Well you can say why not because that's wrong. That's
why not. Well that's wrong. Come on, you want to
give you a shot?
Speaker 9 (38:36):
Is it two thousand and seven?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
That is correct, Randy Moss?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Many of those against your jets, if I remember correctly, Yes.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
I got that right. Eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Most assist in an NBA season by a rookie, Most
assists in an NBA season by a.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Rookie for eight hundred dollars. Anybody, I have no clue.
This guy was a coach, he became a broadcaster. Anybody, Yeah,
all right?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Action Jackson, Mark Jackson of the Knickerbockers, O, all right.
One thousand dollars, the nc double as all time leading rusher.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
There is no chance of you getting this right.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
But Jared, uh, yeah, that's a good answer.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
But no, it is incorrect. Uncle Moe eve Wan. Yeah.
Julia mcgloughlin is the n C A A.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Is all exactly Denver Broco, who.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
I know him but would never have gotten this.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, I mean there's no way.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
He was undrafted.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yeah, but he led the NCAA all time.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
We're out of time, Uncle Moe. You won, so congratulations,
Uncle bar