May 6, 2024 • 32 mins
Big Ben talks about the Tom Brady comedy roast, what went wrong for the Clippers in the playoffs, Maller to the Third Degree, Insta-Advice Line for the Maller Meet in Greet in South Carolina, and much more!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for listening to the best of the Ben Mahler
Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live every weeknight
from two to six Eastern eleven pm to three am
Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and to find your local
station for the Benmalers Show at Foxsports Radio dot com.
You can find it there or stream us live every
night on the iHeartRadio app by searching FSR.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is the best of the Ben Maler Show on
Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Crank up the chuckles, well come in the bedning of
a brand new week of the Ben Mahler Show. We
are in the air everywhere like teammates as we stay
the course coast coast, border to border and beyond on
(00:54):
the vast and hypnotically powerful microphones of FSR and eating
live from the cast the National Weather Service forecast five
to seven inches, a powery mix of marginal sports takes
as we are hanging out broadcasting live from the ti
(01:15):
iraq dot com studios. Tyraq dot com will help you
get there an unmatched selection, fast free shipping, free road
hazard protection, and over ten thousand recommended installers. And Rob
in Minnesota thinks that's a lot. Ti iraq dot Com
the way tirebind show be you survived another weekend, congratulations
(01:41):
and we were back at it. A hybrid type of
a week, which we'll conclude on Friday with the Malor
Meet and Greet. Now our lead this hour not from
the NBA. I made an editorial decision, a last minute
editorial decision. My original plan was to go paint by numbers,
to come in here and pore you with hot cadaver
(02:03):
talg the Calves and the Orlando Magic playing the lone
NBA game on Sunday. So I thought, oh, I'd come
in here and let's talk about that, but that did
not make the cut. Instead, we go to Netflix. Consider
this hour a throwback hour to the pandemic of years
ago because we kick off the week with a mallor
(02:25):
review of a TV show, not a movie, not a movie,
a TV show, a flashback if you were with us
back during the pandemic when we did entire nights on
the Last Dance, the documentary about the Jordan Bulls when
sports were shut down. So I don't even saw this
or not maybe not. We'd talked about it last week,
but for several hours, several hours, the goat was slow
(02:51):
cooked on Live television streaming the Roast of Tom Brady
aka the Greatest Roast of All Time, hosted by Kevin
Hart and a gaggle of people that think they're famous
and some that actually are. And I sat on my ass.
I did not see the beginning of it. I got
(03:11):
caught up. I forgot what time it was. I lost
track of time. And then once once we got settled in,
I was in and I thought, well, I'll probably watch
maybe ten minutes of this and then I'm good. I
don't need to see the whole thing. And I kept watching,
and I kept watch and I didn't turn it off
from the point I turned it on for the rest
(03:32):
of the night I was in. So let us discuss
the question. Give me your reaction to Tom Brady's comedy
ROAs the Greatest Roast of all Time? So it was built.
So I've got hot Tub, Michelin and KFC and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a spoiler alert. A spoiler alert, So
(03:54):
if you haven't seen it, I know they're gonna Netflix
is gonna rebroadcast this thing on demand. We're gonna spoil
most of it. So we are the spoil sport now a.
You know, I hate everything. I'm a critic. I come
in here, I rip apart everything. I get paid to
be critical. This was the most entertainment I've gotten from
(04:17):
watching a TV show that wasn't my own TV show
in years. Bravo, right, I mean, my god, it was great.
It takes a lot at this point. I'm pretty jaded,
pretty cynical at this point. It takes a lot to
get me to laugh. And there were several guffaws that
took place watching this Tom Brady Radio rose And in
(04:40):
the age that we're living in, you can't say that,
Oh my god, oh you know, let's get a mob
out there, the Wok army and all the crap that
is out there today, you know, cancel him. We went
in to the hot tub time Machine. I'm still not
sure whether or not I fell into some kind of
portal and I'm in a different dimension. But in the
(05:01):
hot tup time Machine, we set a few hours aside,
just a few hours here on a random Sunday night
in May, and we flashed back to what I think
is the golden age of comedy, that nothing is off limits,
jokes about everything, even the ISAMs several viewers probably needing
a safe space watching this year. No grab ass, it
(05:23):
was all fair game and Dana White, of all people,
not funny, but he got up there, he did sixty seconds.
Did a trans joke yet, Jeff Ross make a joke
about Robert Craft and the massage at Tom Brady appeared
to be upset. I don't know if he was acting
or not, but he appeared to be upset by that
Bill Belichick mocking the Apple TV documentary, A lot of
(05:45):
Alice Guerrero jokes, a lot of Aaron Hernandez jokes. I
think Justin and Cincinnati, who's been sending Aaron Hernandez jokes
in for years as one of the ghost writers for
this comedy roast, because they really went over the top
with that. Kimr Ashley got booed off stage, well almost
off stage. She was taken aback by the booze, but
(06:05):
not real popular. So those are some of the highlights. Now,
what was your favorite part though? Page two here? What
was your favorite part of the roast of Tom Brady?
So that is that is rather easy. I didn't think
on my Bengo card when I was watching this, I
did not think this would be on there. I didn't
even know really who this was. I'd heard the name
(06:26):
in the past, but never really spent more than half
a second thinking about this person. A woman by the
name of Nicki Glazer, who I don't know. She's been
doing comedy for twenty years. But now, as these saying
goes an overnight sensation. Man, was she amazing in the
comedy nation there as I would rate her particular set
(06:49):
during the Tom Brady roast as a Michelin star Prime
rib killed it, absolutely killed it. Nine percent of what
was said here cannot be played on the commercial airwaves
of Fox Sports Radio, Unfortunately. I wish we could play
some of that. But she did have a gronk caveman
(07:12):
bit ripping Tom Brady and the crypto scam and all that,
which was which was pretty good. Most of the athletes
I thought were I mean the joke riding, they're just
repeating the jokes. They're just reading off a teleprompter. Like
doing that. We call that to Tom Looney in the
in the TV business, we just read over a prompter.
But Drew bledsoe. He did have a twenty eighth wedding
(07:34):
anniversary joke that was pretty good. At the expense of
Tom Brady. And then Brady had some top notch joke writers,
as you would expect if they're gonna have Brady hosted,
they're gonna you're gonna save the top jokes for Brady,
and he was able to mock if you saw the
end of it. He mocked the Chiefs fans were having
a certain pop star, which means they are all a
bunch of fourteen year old girls. And the Kim Kardashian
(07:59):
joke Kanye West, which was more about Kanye West than
anything else, which was which is pretty good. Now the
last part of this, as this is a whole different animal.
Is it true that Tom Brady's NFL zinger is going
to have legs? So I will promise you that some
(08:21):
hack blogger slash influencer is going to try to take
this and run to the races and win the medal
with this. Now, if you don't know what I'm talking about,
maybe you missed it. So the joke writers for Tom
Brady set him up for the Mona Lisa, the masterpiece
(08:42):
of jokes. He read the following joke, he said, the
NFL's is Tom Brady said, the NFL spent twenty million
and found that I was more probable than not. It
was more probable than not that I was generally aware
that someone may have defeated deflated my footballs the joke
read from Brady. Brady continued, said you could have just
(09:02):
given me the twenty million, and I would have just
told you if and did it close. So you know
that's gonna be taken to extreme ad minute it. Oh
my god, it Brady admitute. He admitted it in a
comedy roast. Now, it is true that Sigmund Freud said
it best that there's a grain of truth in every joke,
(09:24):
So I don't disagree with that point. But whether or
not that was Brad and Brady's. If you asked Brady,
would you admit it to it? Brady said, well, no,
I was. It was written for me. I didn't. It
was a good joke, and it was a good joke
I laughed at I thought it was pretty funny. So
who should get roasted next? They got to keep doing
these things. I demand it. If not, I'm gonna cancel
(09:45):
my Netflix subscription, which I hardly ever watch anyway. But
who would you like to see get roasted next? Now? Personally,
as a gas bag and blow hard. My vote goes
for the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse otherwise known as
the four Commissioners of Major North American sport, Rob Manford,
Gary Bentman, Adam Silver and Roger the Dodger Goodell. I'd
(10:07):
be down for all that now. Unfortunately that is way
too sporty. Tom Brady crosses over, even though he's mostly
for sports hard ohs, he does cross over to people
that aren't sports people. But in all honesty, the person
who ends up being roasted doesn't really matter. It's the formula.
And we've seen this in the past. Comedy centrally is
(10:28):
to do these kind of things. Now Netflix is doing it,
but they uncorked at Netflix the great ingredients. You have
KFC's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices, and you
just follow the recipe and I'm there. I'll have a
big bucket of popcorn and we'll do it live. We'll
do it live, I'll ride it, We'll do it live,
(10:49):
just like that, and that's all you gotta do. No,
it was really good, and I wish I could rip it.
I wish I could sit here and kill it. And
because that would be better, talk Radio. But I liked it.
I laughed. I thought it was funny. They nailed it,
so good job by them. I did not expect that.
I thought it'd be funny. Like I said, I thought
I'd watch a few minutes of it, but I ended
up watching everything. When I turned it on a little
(11:12):
after it started. The rest of the way, I was
there for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Hey, I'm Doug Gottlieb. The podcast is called All Ball.
We usually talk all basketball all the time, but it's
more about the stories about what made these people love
their sport and all the interesting interactions along the way.
We talked to coaches, we talked to players, We tell
you stories.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You download it, you listen to it. I think you
like it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Listen to All Ball with Doug Gottlieb on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just clip it well. Gome in the beginning another hour
of The Benmahler Show. We are in the air everywhere,
benfellows as the buck stops here, coast to coast, border,
the border and beyond on the vast and groovily powerful
(12:16):
microphones of fs are emmating live from the river, the
Atmospheric River of sports takes. We're broadcasting live from the
ti iraq dot com studios. Tyre raq dot com will
help you get there and unmatched selection, fast free shipping,
free road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers.
(12:41):
Stuck in Sacramentos trying to count that high tire iraq
dot com the way tire buying show me in our
lead this hour. By request from pro bouncy Ball Now
Last Star, we did a Malard monologue about the time
Tom Brady roast, the Netflix roast, the greatest roast of
(13:03):
all time for Tom Brady, which was wonderful. And I
was planning on last hour starting with the Orlando Magic
blowing an eighteen point lead in Game seven to lose
to the Cavaliers. But I think we'll just leave that us.
I didn't even want to call up and talk about that.
We can, but we're not going to wax poetic here
about Spider Mitchell and the Cleveland basketball team as they
(13:26):
have a date with the Boston Celtics and the semi
finals of the Eastern Conference. However, I've been told by
more than one p one that is my civic duty
as a member of the Malad militia. It is my
civic duty to go down a certain highway, a blockbuster
(13:49):
of a highway. I think you know where I'm going,
but maybe not. Over the weekend, while we were away
from the watch tower overlooking the Serengetti of Sport. While
we were away, the short handed Clippers succumbed to the
mav Res in a series of could have, should have,
would have and they would have and could have and
(14:10):
should have won in a different dimension, but they did not.
So let us discuss the question what went wrong for
the good ship Clip in their postseason matchup with the
mav Res. So I've got embers, Sci Fi and Belly.
Now we'll start with this. Everyone's going to head over
heels excited for Luke and the mav Recks for winning
(14:34):
this series. But I just wasn't impressed. I wasn't. It
was more about the Clipper incompetence than it was anything
that Dallas did it. I didn't see anyone reaching for
the moon on the Dallas side. But the first thought
number one. The best laid plans of MYSA. Me and
(14:56):
the Clippers loaded up with a gaggle of big resume guys.
They had big resume guy here, big resume guy, all
star talent people look back as the Clippers had four
four Hall of famers on the team, four of them.
Because it's Basketball Hall of Fame, everyone gets in. Even
(15:16):
Alf the alien Opiner is going to be inducted into
the Basketball Hall of Fame soon just by living down
the street from me. But the Clippers had a roster
of big names. And then in key moments in the
last couple of games of the playoff series, if you
look at the end of it, here you look at
(15:37):
he's like, well the quote a baseball player. I don't
think it was a specific kind of suck. I thought
it was an all encompassing type of suck. Paul George,
by George. If I see one more story, Paul George
is gonna leave and go to the Sixers, or Paul
George is gonna go here. Okay, good, I'll drive him
to the airport. Goodbye, bye bye, see you later. Paul
(15:58):
George had an opportunity to prove that his critics were wrong,
that he could be the number one on a team
that would go on a deep run in the playoffs. Now,
he was part of the Final four Clipper team, but
that was a team that he took over after Kawhi
had gotten them to the Final four, and he couldn't
get it done after that. But the Clippers knew going
(16:19):
in they were not naive to the fact that they
needed some help. So they did go out. They brought
in reinforcements. They figured, Kawhi Leonard will do what Kawhi
Leonnard does. He'll not show up to work, He'll go
a wall. And that's exactly what Kawhi Leonard did. He
lives up to the back of his basketball cards, Wikipedia
page or whatever. And so they went out and they
(16:40):
got the reinforcements, only to watch the reinforcements poop the bed.
James Harden tentative and sluggish. Russell west Brick. I guess
he didn't have the sun tan losh. He got burned.
He got absolutely burned, burn baby burn. The worst ending
(17:01):
Russell Westbrook. If you look at how he ended it
for the Clippers last five games. Westbrook shot, he shut
nineteen percent from the floor. He had five points per game,
and one point to assists per game. We are told
that is the lowest field goal percentage over a five
game span in the playoffs in the last fifty years.
(17:23):
That's two and a half generations. You gotta go back
to see somebody that sucked as much as Russell west Brick.
And what you got here is you've got a bunch
of dead embers. And we know that fires cannot be
made with dead embers. Nor and this is the more
important part, enthusiasm. Nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men.
(17:45):
And these guys did not seem too concerned by what
was going on. They didn't seem too worried about this
while they were drowning. It should be a masculating you'd
think it would be a humiliation situation. You were the
better team, you let it in fear your Dallas team win.
But that was not the body language that I got
from the people's team. Luca and Dallas were plumped for
(18:10):
the take, but it was about the Clipper incompetence. Now
page two here, So how do the Clippers handle Kawhi
Leonard going forward? So they've made their bed of nails here,
They're gonna have to lay in it, and I hope
they enjoy it. It's a cautionary tale. They have bet
on the wrong horse and the gate is about to open.
(18:32):
You bet on the wrong horse. I don't know if you
saw a Kentucky Derby or not. I finished their dramatic
finish at the Kentucky Derby. But Kawhi Leonard is not
going to get healthier. I am a distant relative of
no Stre Damas and friend of Nostre DAAs. He lives
in Seattle. As you age, unless you take a basket
full of pharmaceuticals, the good stuff, you don't get better.
(18:54):
There's only a certain guy that's getting better with age.
I wonder how he's doing that. But Kawhi Leonard is
not going to become a healthier Kawhi Leonard as he ages.
It is a reminder that when you go back in
free agency, it's kind of like sci fi. All great
sci fi, it has been said, is be careful what
you wish for. The Clippers wished for a whale. They
(19:16):
wanted to catch a whale. They caught the whale. Everyone
wanted Kawhi Leondar. Everyone was begging Kawhi Leonard to come
to their team when he was with Toronto. They got it,
they got the whale, they caught the where they harpooned
the whale, and since then they have had nothing but regrets.
Because Kawhi Leonard, his first act as a Clipper, before
(19:36):
he had even a greeted the trade, he demanded that
the Clippers acquire Paul George. He said, I can't go
there alone. I need Paul George. So the Clippers traded Jay, Gilgis,
Alexander and a gaggle of picks. Now I don't give
a ants ass about the draft picks, who cares about that?
But the Gilgas Alexander he was showing sign ends up
(20:00):
being good with the Clippers. And so you watch Paul
George wet his diaper with the Clippers and shake Giogos
Alexander blossom into an MVP finals while Kawhi Leonard has
been malingering the piece of glass that he is. My
final points, So some unsolicited advice, unsolicited overnight radio advice.
(20:22):
Where does Steve Balmer go from here? With the Clippers?
Where does Balmer go from here? The owner? So the
Malard think tank has been activated. Here's what you Obviously,
you roll up your sleeves. You go back to the laboratory.
The Clippers are moving into the taj Mahall of arenas.
Everyone's going to get their own urinal. It's that massive
an arena. It's going to be amazing, the greatest experience
(20:44):
of all time for fans. That's the Clippers Arena, the
taj Mahal of basketball. But Steve Balmer last I checked,
is still the richest owner in American sport, if not globally.
And when you're just futching around because this is a toy,
You're not gonna rebuild. You're not gonna suck out loud
for five or six years. Why would you do that.
(21:06):
You just get a reload. You're gonna reload. You can
get some different AMMO, and you're gonna reload. Now. My advice,
the belly exam. The Clippers right now have too many
guys who are fat and happy. They've made their money,
They've made their fame. They're already at the top in
terms of the fame game and the money game. They're
set in their ways. They're not gonna go the extra
(21:28):
mile for you. I look at Paul George, I see
a guy who's more worried about his next podcast. I
look at James Harden, people say, well, he wants to
win a championship, forget the bubbly, he wants to go
to the champagne room and get a lap dance. And
then Kawhi Leonard is more concerned at this point about
the temperature and his infrared SNA at Casa San Diego
than he is getting his fat ass out in the court.
(21:50):
And then you got Russell Westbrook, who I think cares
but has fatal flaws in his game. He can't shoot
and his game much we talked about Dak Prescott and
certain people that vanish in postseason games. There's playoff risers
in this playoff full Russell Westbrook, I actually think he
means well, he just can't. His style of play does
(22:11):
not work in the play much like in basketball Dak Prescott.
But the Clippers just need to get players that have
more fire in their belly, that are ascending and not
just treading water. And the people that are looking for
the penhouse. They got a lot of guys that are
living in the penthouse, but they need that mix of
(22:32):
players that are on their way to try to get
to that penthouse. That would be my advice, So we'll
see what they do. But either way, they'll have better uniforms,
better arena, and they won more games yet again than
the Lakers in the playoffs. So another better year for
the People's team than the trumps that play on skid
(22:53):
row in that dump down your skid row.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern be em Pacific.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's Mallard. How about that?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
To the third degree? This is one gets.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Grilled Google.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
All right, Ben Jalen Brunson has been amazing in these playoffs,
but Draymond Green doesn't think that will be enough for
the Knicks. He said on a recent podcast episode that
a ball dominant Jalen Brunson ain't gonna get you to
the promised Land.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Benizee Right, Well, Draymond.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Green ought to stick to kicking guys in the nuts,
is what he ought to do, because listen on this one.
The Knicks are not going to the NBA Finals unless
three or four Celtic players get hurt. So that's the
first thing. The second thing is Jalen Brunson has been great.
He's been everything as advertised. He's been as we mentioned
last week. He's been what Carmelo Anthony was supposed to be.
(23:48):
Jalen Brandt, Jalen Brunson has been, and the Knicks aren't.
This is simply not good enough. The fact that they
beat the Sixers with Jalen Brunson and whatnot. I mean,
that's a testimonial to Brunson. But they can absolutely go
to the finals with bruntson, but they got to get
another good player around him.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Next, after the Clippers were eliminated over the weekend, reports
surface that Russell Westbrook will leave the Clippers this summer
due to having to come off the bench. Ben Will
Westbrook be able to get starting job anywhere?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, A, he said that was he claimed that was fake.
He said he tried to debunk that. B The only
teams that would sign him would be to sell tickets.
Does he really sell tickets? At this point? Are people
going out to buy tickets to watch Russell Westbrook? No,
he's not off.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They go to yell at him, see if they can
get in a fight with him.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well that's easy to do, but yeah, yeah, I mean
he should go to just stay with the Clippers.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Right next, the Minnesota Twins had a rough start to
the season, but then they reeled off their first twelve
win twelve game win streak easy for me to say, Yeah,
their longest since nineteen ninety one when they won the
World Series.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Ben, do you think the Twins are legit?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They are a playoff contender, but only because of the division.
I know the records are inflated in the Central, but
that's not a great division. And Joe, yeah, they have
a shot to make the fluss because of location. How
do we dow?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to
listen live. Hey you sports figure, guy or girl?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Who got here? Were you talking to?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Sons? Here?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Some instant advice?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds, and if you don't like it, you.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And away we go. It's the Ince advice line Onscreen Radio.
Who in the world of sports needs the advice, the
wisdom and knowledge of the great on wash, the malor militia.
Normally you pick an athlete or a prominent coach, media member,
some blowhard, some gash bags advice, but this week, We're
(26:02):
gonna do something a little different. So this Friday, the
first ever Malor meet and greet south of the Mason
Dixon line will be in Charleston, South Carolina. Details on
the social media channels on Facebook and Instagram. But I
will be going out. I've never done this in the
South before, So any advice, any wisdom, any knowledge to
me on the upcoming Malor meet and greet at the
(26:24):
end of the week on Friday afternoon. Your advice is
more than welcome on how to handle the upcoming Malor
meet and greet, the first one of twenty twenty four
and you're live on the air when you hear my
voice at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Again,
advice to me on how to handle the Malor meet
(26:45):
and greet this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello, Line one,
you're on the Airline one, go be careful.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Then down there they don't really believe the street signs.
You might get turned around arod a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, thank you. I'm very concerned about Louper Market. Steve.
Line two. Hello, line two for you, Okay, you're you're
a cutoff callback. I didn't hear the beginning of that.
Line three, you're on the air. We're giving advice to
me on how to handle the malord meet and greet
in Charleston eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Is
the number or.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Your COVID mask?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Because as a radio star, I know you got a
pergy mouth. Well, thank you, Jed, I do. My mouth
is beautiful. What a great mouth I have. On line one,
you're on the airline one. We'll go back to you. Hello,
line one, Oh okay, well look at that. We got
a werewolf calling and shocking eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. We're giving advice to me on how to
(27:38):
handle the upcoming mall of meet greet. It'sy Friday in Charleston,
South Carolina. Hello, Line two, you're on the air line too.
Go Eddy, we the MLS score.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Then stop poking, Coop sat fix it up?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, thank you, hang up with you.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I will definitely not be reading the MLA.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Thank you, Eddief. You're not that guy. That guy's a dope. Line.
Let's go to line four. Hello, line four, you're on
the air, advice to me on how to handle the
mallard meet and greet in Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Good morning time.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Look at here, Hey, wear that hat with the guy smoking.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
A pipe man, that's the night hat nfe hate.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh thank you. That's a high school baseball team in Montana. Yeah,
I wore that on a little video there. That's our
friend from Maryland. That's Rick from Maryland. Let's go to you.
Line six. Hello, Line six, you're on the air advice
to me on how to handle the mallard meat read
it's this Friday in the afternoon in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
line line six, I got a totsie roll stuck to
(28:37):
my fencers. Okay, thank you, all right, let's go to you.
Line one, you're on the airline one. Hello, where's my baseball?
Line one? Hello, Hey, good morning, Good morning to you.
Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello. You just
gotta say what you gotta say. Line to Hello, don't
get a hotel room with utah? Okay, well, no, that's
(28:57):
where the party is. If I go with Jay Died,
that's where the party. Line three, you're on the air
go line three, guys, that's on the lay guy. That's
the lay guy. He'll he'll realize in about twenty seconds
he was on the air line five. You're on the
air at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
giving advice to me on how to handle the upcoming
malor meet and greet. It is this Friday afternoon, three
(29:19):
to five, Charleston, South Carolina. Details online. Hello, you're on
the air. Line what are we at? Line four? Hello?
Line four four on the ball. I didn't understand any
of that. Did you understand? I didn't. What do you say?
I heard him say, Ben Maller, Oh that's good. I
heard that, But I did What about the rest of him?
No idea? Was he speaking like the click language? You
(29:41):
know that click language? Maybe he was speaking that. Let's
go to line five. You're nexus the instant advice line
to me on how to handle the upcoming valor meet
and greet. Maybe my headphones are broken or everyone's speaking gibbers.
Line five. Hello, Line five, Ladies and gentlemen, it's tough
(30:04):
for Ben and the people throw back yes. Line six, Hello,
Line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Try the hush puppies and don't take any Wooden Nichols.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, all right, there you go. Well you can't go
wrong with hushbuckers. Yeah, let's go to you. Line one,
you're live on the air. See instant advice line eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox. You're live on the air.
There is no safety net. You're on the air. When
you hear me, we're giving advice to me on how
to handle the upcoming Mallard Meet and greeting Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
you're on the airline one.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Don't here it with South Dakota and definitely not South Africa.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yes, well, Marcel actually thinks that South Carolina and South
Africa are one and the same. I believe a line two.
You're on the air line too, Hello, line two. Line
two is not there. We'll go to line three, Line three.
You gotta go quick advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming Mallard meet and greeting Charleston, South on
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
You did you tell everyone how amazing you are?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Amazing, the most amazing boy. That's just the content people
want at a Malord meet. Line. Let's go to you
line number five. Hello, line five, get.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
A cowboys hat or some overalls.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's not a bad idea. I'd look good at overalls,
wouldn't I wouldn't that be hot? In me? And overalls
and a cowboy hat wrong. I don't know the cowboy
hat really works, though overalls might work in South Carolina.
I don't know about the cowboy hatink. It's more of
a Texas thing. I would do one more, only one more.
If it's good, I'll take credit. If not, I will
blame the Cooople. Loop will pick the final call on
the instan device line for me on how to handle
(31:41):
the malor meet and greet in Charles in South Carolina
on Friday. Cooper Loop pick any call you'll want, any
one of them. Line to line two. You are the
final call, the incient advice line. Hello, line number two.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Why would somebody name this son Britney?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now that is a hell of a question. There, it
is the Insta advice line.
Thanks for listening to the best of the Ben Mahler
Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live every weeknight
from two to six Eastern eleven pm to three am
Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and to find your local
station for the Benmalers Show at Foxsports Radio dot com.
You can find it there or stream us live every
night on the iHeartRadio app by searching FSR.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is the best of the Ben Maler Show on
Fox Sports Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Crank up the chuckles, well come in the bedning of
a brand new week of the Ben Mahler Show. We
are in the air everywhere like teammates as we stay
the course coast coast, border to border and beyond on
(00:54):
the vast and hypnotically powerful microphones of FSR and eating
live from the cast the National Weather Service forecast five
to seven inches, a powery mix of marginal sports takes
as we are hanging out broadcasting live from the ti
(01:15):
iraq dot com studios. Tyraq dot com will help you
get there an unmatched selection, fast free shipping, free road
hazard protection, and over ten thousand recommended installers. And Rob
in Minnesota thinks that's a lot. Ti iraq dot Com
the way tirebind show be you survived another weekend, congratulations
(01:41):
and we were back at it. A hybrid type of
a week, which we'll conclude on Friday with the Malor
Meet and Greet. Now our lead this hour not from
the NBA. I made an editorial decision, a last minute
editorial decision. My original plan was to go paint by numbers,
to come in here and pore you with hot cadaver
(02:03):
talg the Calves and the Orlando Magic playing the lone
NBA game on Sunday. So I thought, oh, I'd come
in here and let's talk about that, but that did
not make the cut. Instead, we go to Netflix. Consider
this hour a throwback hour to the pandemic of years
ago because we kick off the week with a mallor
(02:25):
review of a TV show, not a movie, not a movie,
a TV show, a flashback if you were with us
back during the pandemic when we did entire nights on
the Last Dance, the documentary about the Jordan Bulls when
sports were shut down. So I don't even saw this
or not maybe not. We'd talked about it last week,
but for several hours, several hours, the goat was slow
(02:51):
cooked on Live television streaming the Roast of Tom Brady
aka the Greatest Roast of All Time, hosted by Kevin
Hart and a gaggle of people that think they're famous
and some that actually are. And I sat on my ass.
I did not see the beginning of it. I got
(03:11):
caught up. I forgot what time it was. I lost
track of time. And then once once we got settled in,
I was in and I thought, well, I'll probably watch
maybe ten minutes of this and then I'm good. I
don't need to see the whole thing. And I kept watching,
and I kept watch and I didn't turn it off
from the point I turned it on for the rest
(03:32):
of the night I was in. So let us discuss
the question. Give me your reaction to Tom Brady's comedy
ROAs the Greatest Roast of all Time? So it was built.
So I've got hot Tub, Michelin and KFC and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make a spoiler alert. A spoiler alert, So
(03:54):
if you haven't seen it, I know they're gonna Netflix
is gonna rebroadcast this thing on demand. We're gonna spoil
most of it. So we are the spoil sport now a.
You know, I hate everything. I'm a critic. I come
in here, I rip apart everything. I get paid to
be critical. This was the most entertainment I've gotten from
(04:17):
watching a TV show that wasn't my own TV show
in years. Bravo, right, I mean, my god, it was great.
It takes a lot at this point. I'm pretty jaded,
pretty cynical at this point. It takes a lot to
get me to laugh. And there were several guffaws that
took place watching this Tom Brady Radio rose And in
(04:40):
the age that we're living in, you can't say that,
Oh my god, oh you know, let's get a mob
out there, the Wok army and all the crap that
is out there today, you know, cancel him. We went
in to the hot tub time Machine. I'm still not
sure whether or not I fell into some kind of
portal and I'm in a different dimension. But in the
(05:01):
hot tup time Machine, we set a few hours aside,
just a few hours here on a random Sunday night
in May, and we flashed back to what I think
is the golden age of comedy, that nothing is off limits,
jokes about everything, even the ISAMs several viewers probably needing
a safe space watching this year. No grab ass, it
(05:23):
was all fair game and Dana White, of all people,
not funny, but he got up there, he did sixty seconds.
Did a trans joke yet, Jeff Ross make a joke
about Robert Craft and the massage at Tom Brady appeared
to be upset. I don't know if he was acting
or not, but he appeared to be upset by that
Bill Belichick mocking the Apple TV documentary, A lot of
(05:45):
Alice Guerrero jokes, a lot of Aaron Hernandez jokes. I
think Justin and Cincinnati, who's been sending Aaron Hernandez jokes
in for years as one of the ghost writers for
this comedy roast, because they really went over the top
with that. Kimr Ashley got booed off stage, well almost
off stage. She was taken aback by the booze, but
(06:05):
not real popular. So those are some of the highlights. Now,
what was your favorite part though? Page two here? What
was your favorite part of the roast of Tom Brady?
So that is that is rather easy. I didn't think
on my Bengo card when I was watching this, I
did not think this would be on there. I didn't
even know really who this was. I'd heard the name
(06:26):
in the past, but never really spent more than half
a second thinking about this person. A woman by the
name of Nicki Glazer, who I don't know. She's been
doing comedy for twenty years. But now, as these saying
goes an overnight sensation. Man, was she amazing in the
comedy nation there as I would rate her particular set
(06:49):
during the Tom Brady roast as a Michelin star Prime
rib killed it, absolutely killed it. Nine percent of what
was said here cannot be played on the commercial airwaves
of Fox Sports Radio, Unfortunately. I wish we could play
some of that. But she did have a gronk caveman
(07:12):
bit ripping Tom Brady and the crypto scam and all that,
which was which was pretty good. Most of the athletes
I thought were I mean the joke riding, they're just
repeating the jokes. They're just reading off a teleprompter. Like
doing that. We call that to Tom Looney in the
in the TV business, we just read over a prompter.
But Drew bledsoe. He did have a twenty eighth wedding
(07:34):
anniversary joke that was pretty good. At the expense of
Tom Brady. And then Brady had some top notch joke writers,
as you would expect if they're gonna have Brady hosted,
they're gonna you're gonna save the top jokes for Brady,
and he was able to mock if you saw the
end of it. He mocked the Chiefs fans were having
a certain pop star, which means they are all a
bunch of fourteen year old girls. And the Kim Kardashian
(07:59):
joke Kanye West, which was more about Kanye West than
anything else, which was which is pretty good. Now the
last part of this, as this is a whole different animal.
Is it true that Tom Brady's NFL zinger is going
to have legs? So I will promise you that some
(08:21):
hack blogger slash influencer is going to try to take
this and run to the races and win the medal
with this. Now, if you don't know what I'm talking about,
maybe you missed it. So the joke writers for Tom
Brady set him up for the Mona Lisa, the masterpiece
(08:42):
of jokes. He read the following joke, he said, the
NFL's is Tom Brady said, the NFL spent twenty million
and found that I was more probable than not. It
was more probable than not that I was generally aware
that someone may have defeated deflated my footballs the joke
read from Brady. Brady continued, said you could have just
(09:02):
given me the twenty million, and I would have just
told you if and did it close. So you know
that's gonna be taken to extreme ad minute it. Oh
my god, it Brady admitute. He admitted it in a
comedy roast. Now, it is true that Sigmund Freud said
it best that there's a grain of truth in every joke,
(09:24):
So I don't disagree with that point. But whether or
not that was Brad and Brady's. If you asked Brady,
would you admit it to it? Brady said, well, no,
I was. It was written for me. I didn't. It
was a good joke, and it was a good joke
I laughed at I thought it was pretty funny. So
who should get roasted next? They got to keep doing
these things. I demand it. If not, I'm gonna cancel
(09:45):
my Netflix subscription, which I hardly ever watch anyway. But
who would you like to see get roasted next? Now? Personally,
as a gas bag and blow hard. My vote goes
for the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse otherwise known as
the four Commissioners of Major North American sport, Rob Manford,
Gary Bentman, Adam Silver and Roger the Dodger Goodell. I'd
(10:07):
be down for all that now. Unfortunately that is way
too sporty. Tom Brady crosses over, even though he's mostly
for sports hard ohs, he does cross over to people
that aren't sports people. But in all honesty, the person
who ends up being roasted doesn't really matter. It's the formula.
And we've seen this in the past. Comedy centrally is
(10:28):
to do these kind of things. Now Netflix is doing it,
but they uncorked at Netflix the great ingredients. You have
KFC's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices, and you
just follow the recipe and I'm there. I'll have a
big bucket of popcorn and we'll do it live. We'll
do it live, I'll ride it, We'll do it live,
(10:49):
just like that, and that's all you gotta do. No,
it was really good, and I wish I could rip it.
I wish I could sit here and kill it. And
because that would be better, talk Radio. But I liked it.
I laughed. I thought it was funny. They nailed it,
so good job by them. I did not expect that.
I thought it'd be funny. Like I said, I thought
I'd watch a few minutes of it, but I ended
up watching everything. When I turned it on a little
(11:12):
after it started. The rest of the way, I was
there for a couple hours.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Hey, I'm Doug Gottlieb. The podcast is called All Ball.
We usually talk all basketball all the time, but it's
more about the stories about what made these people love
their sport and all the interesting interactions along the way.
We talked to coaches, we talked to players, We tell
you stories.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
You download it, you listen to it. I think you
like it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Listen to All Ball with Doug Gottlieb on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Just clip it well. Gome in the beginning another hour
of The Benmahler Show. We are in the air everywhere,
benfellows as the buck stops here, coast to coast, border,
the border and beyond on the vast and groovily powerful
(12:16):
microphones of fs are emmating live from the river, the
Atmospheric River of sports takes. We're broadcasting live from the
ti iraq dot com studios. Tyre raq dot com will
help you get there and unmatched selection, fast free shipping,
free road hazard protection and over ten thousand recommended installers.
(12:41):
Stuck in Sacramentos trying to count that high tire iraq
dot com the way tire buying show me in our
lead this hour. By request from pro bouncy Ball Now
Last Star, we did a Malard monologue about the time
Tom Brady roast, the Netflix roast, the greatest roast of
(13:03):
all time for Tom Brady, which was wonderful. And I
was planning on last hour starting with the Orlando Magic
blowing an eighteen point lead in Game seven to lose
to the Cavaliers. But I think we'll just leave that us.
I didn't even want to call up and talk about that.
We can, but we're not going to wax poetic here
about Spider Mitchell and the Cleveland basketball team as they
(13:26):
have a date with the Boston Celtics and the semi
finals of the Eastern Conference. However, I've been told by
more than one p one that is my civic duty
as a member of the Malad militia. It is my
civic duty to go down a certain highway, a blockbuster
(13:49):
of a highway. I think you know where I'm going,
but maybe not. Over the weekend, while we were away
from the watch tower overlooking the Serengetti of Sport. While
we were away, the short handed Clippers succumbed to the
mav Res in a series of could have, should have,
would have and they would have and could have and
(14:10):
should have won in a different dimension, but they did not.
So let us discuss the question what went wrong for
the good ship Clip in their postseason matchup with the
mav Res. So I've got embers, Sci Fi and Belly.
Now we'll start with this. Everyone's going to head over
heels excited for Luke and the mav Recks for winning
(14:34):
this series. But I just wasn't impressed. I wasn't. It
was more about the Clipper incompetence than it was anything
that Dallas did it. I didn't see anyone reaching for
the moon on the Dallas side. But the first thought
number one. The best laid plans of MYSA. Me and
(14:56):
the Clippers loaded up with a gaggle of big resume guys.
They had big resume guy here, big resume guy, all
star talent people look back as the Clippers had four
four Hall of famers on the team, four of them.
Because it's Basketball Hall of Fame, everyone gets in. Even
(15:16):
Alf the alien Opiner is going to be inducted into
the Basketball Hall of Fame soon just by living down
the street from me. But the Clippers had a roster
of big names. And then in key moments in the
last couple of games of the playoff series, if you
look at the end of it, here you look at
(15:37):
he's like, well the quote a baseball player. I don't
think it was a specific kind of suck. I thought
it was an all encompassing type of suck. Paul George,
by George. If I see one more story, Paul George
is gonna leave and go to the Sixers, or Paul
George is gonna go here. Okay, good, I'll drive him
to the airport. Goodbye, bye bye, see you later. Paul
(15:58):
George had an opportunity to prove that his critics were wrong,
that he could be the number one on a team
that would go on a deep run in the playoffs. Now,
he was part of the Final four Clipper team, but
that was a team that he took over after Kawhi
had gotten them to the Final four, and he couldn't
get it done after that. But the Clippers knew going
(16:19):
in they were not naive to the fact that they
needed some help. So they did go out. They brought
in reinforcements. They figured, Kawhi Leonard will do what Kawhi
Leonnard does. He'll not show up to work, He'll go
a wall. And that's exactly what Kawhi Leonard did. He
lives up to the back of his basketball cards, Wikipedia
page or whatever. And so they went out and they
(16:40):
got the reinforcements, only to watch the reinforcements poop the bed.
James Harden tentative and sluggish. Russell west Brick. I guess
he didn't have the sun tan losh. He got burned.
He got absolutely burned, burn baby burn. The worst ending
(17:01):
Russell Westbrook. If you look at how he ended it
for the Clippers last five games. Westbrook shot, he shut
nineteen percent from the floor. He had five points per game,
and one point to assists per game. We are told
that is the lowest field goal percentage over a five
game span in the playoffs in the last fifty years.
(17:23):
That's two and a half generations. You gotta go back
to see somebody that sucked as much as Russell west Brick.
And what you got here is you've got a bunch
of dead embers. And we know that fires cannot be
made with dead embers. Nor and this is the more
important part, enthusiasm. Nor can enthusiasm be stirred by spiritless men.
(17:45):
And these guys did not seem too concerned by what
was going on. They didn't seem too worried about this
while they were drowning. It should be a masculating you'd
think it would be a humiliation situation. You were the
better team, you let it in fear your Dallas team win.
But that was not the body language that I got
from the people's team. Luca and Dallas were plumped for
(18:10):
the take, but it was about the Clipper incompetence. Now
page two here, So how do the Clippers handle Kawhi
Leonard going forward? So they've made their bed of nails here,
They're gonna have to lay in it, and I hope
they enjoy it. It's a cautionary tale. They have bet
on the wrong horse and the gate is about to open.
(18:32):
You bet on the wrong horse. I don't know if you
saw a Kentucky Derby or not. I finished their dramatic
finish at the Kentucky Derby. But Kawhi Leonard is not
going to get healthier. I am a distant relative of
no Stre Damas and friend of Nostre DAAs. He lives
in Seattle. As you age, unless you take a basket
full of pharmaceuticals, the good stuff, you don't get better.
(18:54):
There's only a certain guy that's getting better with age.
I wonder how he's doing that. But Kawhi Leonard is
not going to become a healthier Kawhi Leonard as he ages.
It is a reminder that when you go back in
free agency, it's kind of like sci fi. All great
sci fi, it has been said, is be careful what
you wish for. The Clippers wished for a whale. They
(19:16):
wanted to catch a whale. They caught the whale. Everyone
wanted Kawhi Leondar. Everyone was begging Kawhi Leonard to come
to their team when he was with Toronto. They got it,
they got the whale, they caught the where they harpooned
the whale, and since then they have had nothing but regrets.
Because Kawhi Leonard, his first act as a Clipper, before
(19:36):
he had even a greeted the trade, he demanded that
the Clippers acquire Paul George. He said, I can't go
there alone. I need Paul George. So the Clippers traded Jay, Gilgis,
Alexander and a gaggle of picks. Now I don't give
a ants ass about the draft picks, who cares about that?
But the Gilgas Alexander he was showing sign ends up
(20:00):
being good with the Clippers. And so you watch Paul
George wet his diaper with the Clippers and shake Giogos
Alexander blossom into an MVP finals while Kawhi Leonard has
been malingering the piece of glass that he is. My
final points, So some unsolicited advice, unsolicited overnight radio advice.
(20:22):
Where does Steve Balmer go from here? With the Clippers?
Where does Balmer go from here? The owner? So the
Malard think tank has been activated. Here's what you Obviously,
you roll up your sleeves. You go back to the laboratory.
The Clippers are moving into the taj Mahall of arenas.
Everyone's going to get their own urinal. It's that massive
an arena. It's going to be amazing, the greatest experience
(20:44):
of all time for fans. That's the Clippers Arena, the
taj Mahal of basketball. But Steve Balmer last I checked,
is still the richest owner in American sport, if not globally.
And when you're just futching around because this is a toy,
You're not gonna rebuild. You're not gonna suck out loud
for five or six years. Why would you do that.
(21:06):
You just get a reload. You're gonna reload. You can
get some different AMMO, and you're gonna reload. Now. My advice,
the belly exam. The Clippers right now have too many
guys who are fat and happy. They've made their money,
They've made their fame. They're already at the top in
terms of the fame game and the money game. They're
set in their ways. They're not gonna go the extra
(21:28):
mile for you. I look at Paul George, I see
a guy who's more worried about his next podcast. I
look at James Harden, people say, well, he wants to
win a championship, forget the bubbly, he wants to go
to the champagne room and get a lap dance. And
then Kawhi Leonard is more concerned at this point about
the temperature and his infrared SNA at Casa San Diego
than he is getting his fat ass out in the court.
(21:50):
And then you got Russell Westbrook, who I think cares
but has fatal flaws in his game. He can't shoot
and his game much we talked about Dak Prescott and
certain people that vanish in postseason games. There's playoff risers
in this playoff full Russell Westbrook, I actually think he
means well, he just can't. His style of play does
(22:11):
not work in the play much like in basketball Dak Prescott.
But the Clippers just need to get players that have
more fire in their belly, that are ascending and not
just treading water. And the people that are looking for
the penhouse. They got a lot of guys that are
living in the penthouse, but they need that mix of
(22:32):
players that are on their way to try to get
to that penthouse. That would be my advice, So we'll
see what they do. But either way, they'll have better uniforms,
better arena, and they won more games yet again than
the Lakers in the playoffs. So another better year for
the People's team than the trumps that play on skid
(22:53):
row in that dump down your skid row.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern be em Pacific.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's Mallard. How about that?
Speaker 2 (23:03):
To the third degree? This is one gets.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Grilled Google.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
All right, Ben Jalen Brunson has been amazing in these playoffs,
but Draymond Green doesn't think that will be enough for
the Knicks. He said on a recent podcast episode that
a ball dominant Jalen Brunson ain't gonna get you to
the promised Land.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Benizee Right, Well, Draymond.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Green ought to stick to kicking guys in the nuts,
is what he ought to do, because listen on this one.
The Knicks are not going to the NBA Finals unless
three or four Celtic players get hurt. So that's the
first thing. The second thing is Jalen Brunson has been great.
He's been everything as advertised. He's been as we mentioned
last week. He's been what Carmelo Anthony was supposed to be.
(23:48):
Jalen Brandt, Jalen Brunson has been, and the Knicks aren't.
This is simply not good enough. The fact that they
beat the Sixers with Jalen Brunson and whatnot. I mean,
that's a testimonial to Brunson. But they can absolutely go
to the finals with bruntson, but they got to get
another good player around him.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Next, after the Clippers were eliminated over the weekend, reports
surface that Russell Westbrook will leave the Clippers this summer
due to having to come off the bench. Ben Will
Westbrook be able to get starting job anywhere?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Well, A, he said that was he claimed that was fake.
He said he tried to debunk that. B The only
teams that would sign him would be to sell tickets.
Does he really sell tickets? At this point? Are people
going out to buy tickets to watch Russell Westbrook? No,
he's not off.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
They go to yell at him, see if they can
get in a fight with him.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well that's easy to do, but yeah, yeah, I mean
he should go to just stay with the Clippers.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Right next, the Minnesota Twins had a rough start to
the season, but then they reeled off their first twelve
win twelve game win streak easy for me to say, Yeah,
their longest since nineteen ninety one when they won the
World Series.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Ben, do you think the Twins are legit?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
They are a playoff contender, but only because of the division.
I know the records are inflated in the Central, but
that's not a great division. And Joe, yeah, they have
a shot to make the fluss because of location. How
do we dow?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app. Search FSR to
listen live. Hey you sports figure, guy or girl?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Who got here? Were you talking to?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
Sons? Here?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Some instant advice?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds, and if you don't like it, you.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
And away we go. It's the Ince advice line Onscreen Radio.
Who in the world of sports needs the advice, the
wisdom and knowledge of the great on wash, the malor militia.
Normally you pick an athlete or a prominent coach, media member,
some blowhard, some gash bags advice, but this week, We're
(26:02):
gonna do something a little different. So this Friday, the
first ever Malor meet and greet south of the Mason
Dixon line will be in Charleston, South Carolina. Details on
the social media channels on Facebook and Instagram. But I
will be going out. I've never done this in the
South before, So any advice, any wisdom, any knowledge to
me on the upcoming Malor meet and greet at the
(26:24):
end of the week on Friday afternoon. Your advice is
more than welcome on how to handle the upcoming Malor
meet and greet, the first one of twenty twenty four
and you're live on the air when you hear my
voice at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Again,
advice to me on how to handle the Malor meet
(26:45):
and greet this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello, Line one,
you're on the Airline one, go be careful.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Then down there they don't really believe the street signs.
You might get turned around arod a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, thank you. I'm very concerned about Louper Market. Steve.
Line two. Hello, line two for you, Okay, you're you're
a cutoff callback. I didn't hear the beginning of that.
Line three, you're on the air. We're giving advice to
me on how to handle the malord meet and greet
in Charleston eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Is
the number or.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Your COVID mask?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Because as a radio star, I know you got a
pergy mouth. Well, thank you, Jed, I do. My mouth
is beautiful. What a great mouth I have. On line one,
you're on the airline one. We'll go back to you. Hello,
line one, Oh okay, well look at that. We got
a werewolf calling and shocking eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. We're giving advice to me on how to
(27:38):
handle the upcoming mall of meet greet. It'sy Friday in Charleston,
South Carolina. Hello, Line two, you're on the air line too.
Go Eddy, we the MLS score.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Then stop poking, Coop sat fix it up?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
No, thank you, hang up with you.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I will definitely not be reading the MLA.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Thank you, Eddief. You're not that guy. That guy's a dope. Line.
Let's go to line four. Hello, line four, you're on
the air, advice to me on how to handle the
mallard meet and greet in Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Good morning time.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Look at here, Hey, wear that hat with the guy smoking.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
A pipe man, that's the night hat nfe hate.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Oh thank you. That's a high school baseball team in Montana. Yeah,
I wore that on a little video there. That's our
friend from Maryland. That's Rick from Maryland. Let's go to you.
Line six. Hello, Line six, you're on the air advice
to me on how to handle the mallard meat read
it's this Friday in the afternoon in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
line line six, I got a totsie roll stuck to
(28:37):
my fencers. Okay, thank you, all right, let's go to you.
Line one, you're on the airline one. Hello, where's my baseball?
Line one? Hello, Hey, good morning, Good morning to you.
Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello. You just
gotta say what you gotta say. Line to Hello, don't
get a hotel room with utah? Okay, well, no, that's
(28:57):
where the party is. If I go with Jay Died,
that's where the party. Line three, you're on the air
go line three, guys, that's on the lay guy. That's
the lay guy. He'll he'll realize in about twenty seconds
he was on the air line five. You're on the
air at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
giving advice to me on how to handle the upcoming
malor meet and greet. It is this Friday afternoon, three
(29:19):
to five, Charleston, South Carolina. Details online. Hello, you're on
the air. Line what are we at? Line four? Hello?
Line four four on the ball. I didn't understand any
of that. Did you understand? I didn't. What do you say?
I heard him say, Ben Maller, Oh that's good. I
heard that, But I did What about the rest of him?
No idea? Was he speaking like the click language? You
(29:41):
know that click language? Maybe he was speaking that. Let's
go to line five. You're nexus the instant advice line
to me on how to handle the upcoming valor meet
and greet. Maybe my headphones are broken or everyone's speaking gibbers.
Line five. Hello, Line five, Ladies and gentlemen, it's tough
(30:04):
for Ben and the people throw back yes. Line six, Hello,
Line six, you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Try the hush puppies and don't take any Wooden Nichols.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, all right, there you go. Well you can't go
wrong with hushbuckers. Yeah, let's go to you. Line one,
you're live on the air. See instant advice line eight
seven seven ninety nine on Fox. You're live on the air.
There is no safety net. You're on the air. When
you hear me, we're giving advice to me on how
to handle the upcoming Mallard Meet and greeting Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
you're on the airline one.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Don't here it with South Dakota and definitely not South Africa.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yes, well, Marcel actually thinks that South Carolina and South
Africa are one and the same. I believe a line two.
You're on the air line too, Hello, line two. Line
two is not there. We'll go to line three, Line three.
You gotta go quick advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming Mallard meet and greeting Charleston, South on
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
You did you tell everyone how amazing you are?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Amazing, the most amazing boy. That's just the content people
want at a Malord meet. Line. Let's go to you
line number five. Hello, line five, get.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
A cowboys hat or some overalls.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's not a bad idea. I'd look good at overalls,
wouldn't I wouldn't that be hot? In me? And overalls
and a cowboy hat wrong. I don't know the cowboy
hat really works, though overalls might work in South Carolina.
I don't know about the cowboy hatink. It's more of
a Texas thing. I would do one more, only one more.
If it's good, I'll take credit. If not, I will
blame the Cooople. Loop will pick the final call on
the instan device line for me on how to handle
(31:41):
the malor meet and greet in Charles in South Carolina
on Friday. Cooper Loop pick any call you'll want, any
one of them. Line to line two. You are the
final call, the incient advice line. Hello, line number two.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Why would somebody name this son Britney?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Now that is a hell of a question. There, it
is the Insta advice line.
Host
Ben Maller
Popular Podcasts
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.