May 6, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Juan Soto saying he "cannot tell" if he will sign an extension with the Yankees, Ohtani and the Dodgers sweeping the Atlanta Braves, Josh Hader being awful for the Astros, Insta-Advice Line, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb berth three hour three
and we got a clean slate here in our three
talking Bays ball outfielder Juan Soto says he cannot tell
if you will sign an extension with the Yankees. Why not? Also,
sho he Otani, a forever slugger in LA and the
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Dodgers swept the Atlanta Braves in a showdown series over
the weekend. How concerned should Atlanta be? And Josh Hater,
the ninety plus million dollar closer for the cheating astro's
getting smoked to begin the baseball season. What are your
thoughts on that. We'll get to it as well. All
of it's coming your way right now here. It is
our number three undecided in the Boogie down Bronx Well Gum.
(00:51):
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begin with this will change it up a little bit.
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Talking bay ball. Yeah all right, it's only made whilere
you talking baseball. That's fine. I like baseball, so screw you.
All right. The Yankees they've been cooking to start the
twenty twenty four season, and you're shocked by that. The
Yankees having a competitive team. Although last year was a
bit of a stinker, the Yankees appear to be back
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in large part one Soto a reason why the big
offseason acquisition from the San Diego baseball team. Soto is
not under contract past this season. He was recently asked
if he wanted to stay stay in pinstripes. You didn't
see what he had to say. If you didn't hear
his response on the road ahead, perhaps not. One Soto
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noted that he quote cannot tell close quote if he
wants to keep wearing the Yankee iconic uniform long term.
That is what we call kids the money quote. So
let's parse the words of one Soto the question. One
Soto saying again, for those of you a little slow,
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one Soto saying he cannot tell if he will sign
an extension with the Yankees. Why not? Why not? That's
the question. So I've got Keebler, Elves, window shopping, and
Maxwell House, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are going to make an even better peanut
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butter and jelly sandwich, the greatest sandwich of them all
if you just want a quick meal with a lot
of calories, the peanut, butter and jelly. Now, first of all,
One Soto when it comes to free agency and his
baseball future is cold blooded, cold blooded. And as you
think he's being honest here, it's not about wins and losses.
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The Yankees could go out and win the World Series
and it doesn't matter whether or not One Soto is
going to be back with the Yankees. Location does does
not matter. He can't say for sure he wants to
stay in the box. He can't even pretend to say
that he wants to stay with the Yankees. He can't
even lay down that line because he doesn't know how
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many Zeros will be after the decimal points there in
the country, how many, how many numbers there are he wants.
He wants the big money. He already turned down three
hundred million from the Nationals, four hundred million from the Podres.
So he's got tunnel vision. He's looking for the five
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to six hundred million dollar contract. Juan Soto is looking
for the Keebler Elves to provide him with the Chip
Deluxe Rainbow cookies. And he likes New York, but there's
another team in New York, the Match. If you want
to get a bidding, World War going. He's a hardball mercenary.
It's rather obvious that Juan Soto, based on his track record,
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would be willing to sign a free agent contract smile
from ear to ear with a team in Pyongyang or Tijuana,
and for a couple of shekels. Whoever pays him more,
and he'd be happy to do it. It's not personal,
it's just business. Now, speaking of business, we go to
La La Land where the Doyers took care of business.
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Show Hey Otani, Show, Hey O Toni riding the Wave
had four hits in four at bats, a couple of
home runs. The Los Angeles National League Baseball team beat
the Atlanta National League Baseball team five to one on
a sun baked Sunday afternoon at Chavez Ravine, and they
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get the three games. Saw weep, see you later, good afternoon,
good evening, and good night. As the team from Georgia
is swept, Sho hey Otani and the Doyers swept the Braves.
How concerned should Atlanta be? How concert so? The Mallards
scale of panic, it is never too soon to use
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mallarscale panic. Maloscale of panic for the Atlanta Braves one
to ten with ten being man your battle stations. I
am at a seven. I'm at a seven. Now that
might seem pretty high, but it's my mallardscale of panic,
and it does belong in a seven. And here's why
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this weekend was an early peak, oh peak, a bo
early peak. How do you do in the placement exam?
You don't measure up head to head without the ace
Spencer Strider. The Braves do not have the fear factor
pitching wise. They don't book Chris Sale. Not the fear
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factor right. The game on Friday Dodgers and Braves was closed.
It went extra innings. That's fine. The rest of the
weekend lopsided, lopside of Atlanta. My advice they need to
go out and start window shopping to improve the roster
and start looking around the Saint Louis Cardinals. They stink
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They've got some veteran pitchers on that team. You can
start poaching players from different teams around baseball pretty much
the usual suspects, the bottom feeding teams. But the Braves
also on offense. They have scored three runs or least
six of the last eight games. Atlanta is eleventh and
run scored their fourteenth and earned run average. Does that
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sound like a championship team? Now? It is true. They
did have the top record in baseball coming in to
Dodger Stadium, but they leave trailing the Philadelphia Phillies and
the Dodgers feeling pretty good about themselves. They didn't get
off to a great start, but now they've started to
crank things up. Now, final thought, we head to Houston.
Why that is where the last place team in the
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American League West resides tied with the Halos for the
seller and it gets even better for a team that
is playing like Manure the new closer for the Houston
baseball team, the big pickup in the offseason, Josh Hader Raid.
He allowed to go ahead home run to Robbie the
Mariner fans' favorite catcher Cal Raleigh in the top of
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the ninth inning on an two fastball right down the middle.
Cal Raleigh against Josh Hader. The bread and butter of
Josh Hader fastball down the middle. I'm so good, you
can't hit it. Here we go. He hit it, cal
Raley hit it. So Josh Hader was smoked in this game,
and he has been chart broiled pretty much all season
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to begin here for the cheating Astros to start twenty
twenty four, what are your thoughts on that? So much
like Maxwellhouse, this Astro season has been good to the
last drop. I am enjoying every loss, every sip of
that poison Josh Hader. If you haven't been paying attention
to the cheaters, Josh Hater is now one in three
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with an earned run average of over six. Now, I
never pitched in the major leagues, but I don't think
that's good. Last season in San Diego, he appeared in
sixty one games for the Pod squad and gave up
eight earned runs in sixty one games in San Diego.
And now now Josh Hader has in fifteen games given
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up ten earned runs. Great resume if you like buckets
of puke. Great resume all right. This season now overall
five All Star appearances. He's at the age where you
start to see a decline. He's thirty years old. Josh
Hater signed a five year deal with the A one
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one thousand, two one thousand Holes five year deal, and
he is gonna be there in Houston unless they get
out of the contract and just pay him off. He's
gonna be there until he's in his mid thirty sees.
He's got ninety five million coming his way. Now. The
cheating a Holes because they cheated, made seven straight American
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League Championship Series, but nobody really considers them legit because
they're they're phony. They were never punished. They're probably still
cheating somehow, although it's not working right now. They need
to go to home depot or Low's and get some
new trash cans is what they need. But Josh Hater,
he's you know, he's a guy that a lot of
teams wanted and he went there and it's been a
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chef's kiss of crap for Josh Hater and the a
holes as he picked them over other teams. He could
have gone to multiple other NFL teams sneaking around in
free agency. He shows Houston and right now horible, ho horible.
It is the Ben Mahler Show, which hopefully is not horrible,
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can be part of the program. Time now for the
Mallor Riddle Love the Day and here is the Mallorddle
(11:04):
of the day. You can answer this on X at
Ben Maller. Green Bay Packers coach Matt Lafleur had surgery
after he said he lost a fight with blank again.
Green Bay coach Matt Lafleur said he recently had surgery
after he lost a fight with blank. That is the
(11:24):
Mallor reader love the day, the answer. We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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We usually talk all basketball all the time, but it's
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We talked to coaches, we talked to players, We tell
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Speaker 1 (11:58):
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Radio network. It's the Coop the Loop, Justin Cooper, and
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A Bronco fan.
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He does prefer and now lie from the tire rack
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Speaker 1 (12:57):
We'll pay off the malar riddle of the day coming
up in a moment supermarket, Steve says three monologues in
and he says, I've yet to hear you take blame
for the Clippers being ousted from the playoffs. Maybe next
year he'll take it a little more seriously and push
the panic. But no, no, no, no, everything's got moving
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into taj Mahal Supermarket. Steve, you're not invited though you're
not allowed there marked the full name guy says. The
fact of the matter is your Dodgers have picked up
three huge free agents in four years, and if the
Dodgers do not win the World Series, they will have
failed again. So the cheating Asstros were not punished. He
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says that is correct, Mark, they were. They were not punished,
and that's why we were upset with him. Well, we
count the twenty seventeen World Series as well as the
twenty twenty World Series, so two championships in this run
for the Doyers. Here's the inch to trivia, not the
issue of the mallet riddle of deck. I clear, I confused.
(13:59):
I confused the malar riddle of the day here it
is Green Bay Packers coach Matt Lafleur. He had surgery
after he said he lost a fight with Blank. Again.
Green Bay coach Matt Lafleur recently had surgery after he
said he lost a fight with Blank. Matt the Warrior
Raider Fancis Matt Lafuir had surgery after a Tennedy Brewers
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game and got into a fight with the Toriso sausage racer.
That's a pretty good answer, not gonna lie the sausage
Sharknado JD from Boston going with Elon Musk is his answer.
A dingo guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Gueil Lafleur
from rob in Minnesota lost a fight with Guila Fleur.
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King Roy says a bottle of dill pickle mustard spread
is the correct answer. Lost a fight with Tony Sperano
from alf the Alien Opiner Bucks mascot Bengo guessed by
Donkey Sausa. Lost a fight with Limburger cheese from Late
Night Drug tester Asher going with a jar of pickles?
(15:07):
Who else you have? Ferg Dog says? Lost a fight
with scorpion versus sub zero page down? Lost a fight
with sasquatch guessed by Yauphimi in Chicago, Andy from Lion
Old Lakes as a cheerleader from the Packers, Very funny.
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? That is?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
That?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You have an answer? Do you have an answer?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a topic We've talked a
lot on the Ben Malo Show. A shopping cart?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Shopping cart? All right? Did he lose a fight with
a shopping cart? That is incorrect? Eddie. Green Bay Packers
coach Matt Lafleur said he recently had surgery for a
pectoral injury after he lost a fight with the bench press.
Lost with the bench press.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And us.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Need of the operation, good luck. Sure, he's he's ripped.
He's built like a dadis unless he is not. Let's
go to the phones and we'll say hello to Jed
who Fled? Who is in the Sunshine State? Hello, Jed
who Fled?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
It's an old song, but it's tom used as a
super massive black hole. It's a super massive black hole.
Filmed a new music video featuring the Joe Biden administration.
It would not suck as hard as marked. The phone
name calls this guy. This guy is a vacuum. I've
never seen a picture of it because he is a Transformer,
like I wish I could be a Transformers because I'm
a vacuum.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I mean, but that's him that.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
It doesn't even need to be a fun it's just
what he does. The Lakers suck all he had, we
had to say. And the follow up was, so what
street are you living on? Weed?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Man?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Right? Then? Nothing? Nothing like keeping an equitable like perspective,
like Hey, I'm gonna jug you by sports and then
I'm gonna return volley a homeless job. That's that's you
play a win man, You play a win your competitive
there's no doubt about that.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I am no is it true, Jed? I got an
email from a guy that thinks that you're going to
make the trip over to Charleston on Friday for the
malor meeting. Gree is there any truth to that?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Then? The community, the root word of community is the
same word as communism. Primary word service. Service is something
that brought lizards, like what's saying stretch off light. Community
service is something, in my mind, is something that you
should be able to force. But but I've got a
violation of approbation arraignment tomorrow to see how they're going
to determine that, because uh, I'm on two probations, you know,
(17:31):
separate counties, but the first one I'm supposed to wrap
up tomorrow. But then they're all all, all, is this
a real person to sign this signature? And did they
actually sign this? And I was like, just come on,
uncle Sam, come on by we can. We can.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So in other words, you're not you're not allowed to
leave the Sunshine State. You're going to be staying right there.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Man, I'm going to a violation of probation arrangement tomorrow.
I might be in jail come tomorrow. I'm not even
her sure about it. But but and no, and no, no,
no free person voluntarily ever goes back to incarcerations without
using drugs, because that's where so the guy does go well,
but they come spring drug tests over the I'm gonna
have to flip out with some sort of insanity move,
you know, the h's attention of wife and the fact
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that I'm trying to stay that drug test. Russell Westbrook,
dude getting the starter kid pogras, a camera, a syrange
and guess what. Guess what the third thing is? I
don't know because my bank it's try any functions doing
me old ye all right? But why because you can
shoot any of those thre you shoot basketball, a rifle,
a sarrange or our camera. Oh yeah, crud.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You gotta have crud. Okay, you do gotta have drugs.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You gotta have drugs, and you gotta drug drug drugs
or the drug and Rudy, is it okay then? Or
you just stupid for saying okay, Well I'm not okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm dumb, dumb, the dumb dumb dumb. Thank you, you
say goodbye to you. Let's say aload at Jay dot
in Utah. Fun fact, the hat of the night on
the show is the ogden Is it what it was?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
What is it.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
What is a long time? No talk in a minute?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Like dinosaur logo on the hat? Here?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Who's that long? Yeah that's just Jackie long time?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Who's jacket?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Who's Jackie? Yeah? Oh you were at the Yeah remember you?
Yeah that's right you Yeah? Okay, good all right? Yeah congratulations,
Yeah that's great.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Yo yo Ben Ben?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
What yo?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
What so remember last time we talked to like CD,
they're filing charges against me.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh really you're you're you're facing your charge? What is
the charge?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah? Yeah, So so the lawyer and all that, he
said that if I want to took cost twenty five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Lawyer, well, yeah, that's how they get you. You know,
you'd rather stay out of jail, right, You don'tant to
go back to jail. J I won't stay out of there.
So if you can stay out of there and get
some kind of plea deal or something.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Like that, right, I mean, like, well, if I go
to jail, then then I won't be able to call
the show, listen to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Show, and well you might be able to listen. We
do very well in prisons, but we don't want you
to go to jail. J I. We want you to
stay out of jail. I want you to to stay.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Out of there, so I know I will.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, how are when's your do you have a court date?
When's your court date?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Oh? We're lookome like two weeks?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh coming up? Yeah, and and and refresh. For those
who didn't hear, tell the story again, what happened? Tell
the story again? What happened Jaya? How you got in trouble?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
So one down Salt Lake, me and my friends. Long
story short, I wasn't with him.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
If he wasn't, then you would have kept him on
the control. Yes, you're a good woman, I hear you.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Yes, okay, so so long.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
A yeah, I keep it.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Clean down to my bricks or the bricks. And then
I ended up going to jail and got kicked out
the room, and then coming to find out something did
happen in the hotel room. Then something happened in the
hotel room. I'm talking to.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Ben okay, and then I'm confused, But are you Eddie?
Are you getting anything? I mean, he was at hotel.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Something happened the hotel, something happened, did the.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Room get trashed?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
The room?
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So Sola is present charges
against me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And the charge I don't understand what I mean, what
did you trash the hotel room or something? Or what
you were said? You don't remember, you were so hammered.
Got your back, start with you?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
My god? Almost tell you there me and.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
All right, j listen, good luck. I don't know what
I can do.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
If anybody okay.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
If anybody has legal advice to Jay dot We do
have some lawyers that listen if you want to help
j out.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Can I ask a serious question real quick? Let's go ahead, Eddie, Yes,
he's got a question, Jaydad, I have a serious question
for you, Jada. Are you excited about hockey and Salt
Lake City?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh? That's a very important place. Is about to go
to jail? Eddie giving?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Everyone is so excited?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Jackie's more excited than I am. Jackie.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It sounds like Jackie's very excited. Okay, thank you. I
got I gotta go, thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Wow, back to back might be going to jail callers,
how about that?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? And we and we had weed man who's living
on Lincoln Road in Miami. So we're doing very well.
Is there anyone listening that's not about to go to
jail or living on the street. Is there anyone who
has a house that's listening or apartment or whatever. I
don't know that's the case anyway, it is the best
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by the way they are. You probably did it.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
He probably did. He didn't remember the first of the
original story. They put the spit thing on him.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Spit on him that you gotta remember. That's right up there.
That's the guy I remember. Last week we had the
guy Edy that that was listening to the best of
podcasts while on the live show. And now we have
Jay Dot and his lady friend there while he's you know, panicky,
he might go to jail. She says, Oh, he probably
did it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I gotta save that for the year end show. Great
moments on the Ben Mallor Show that you don't get
anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Well, when when players of notes passed away, we like
to sometimes give you that news on this is a quarterback.
You may or may not remember, depending how old you are.
If you're old like me, you might you do remember.
Bob Avellini, former quarterback of the Chicago Bears, passed away
at the age of seventy. I guess he had a
battle with cancer. Quarterback the Bears to the playoffs in
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nineteen seventy seven, him and Walter Payton leading the Bears
into the playoffs. That was before they you know, they
got really good. They were just okay back then, but.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well they got really good for like a like two.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Years, a couple of years. Yeah, yeah, and then they
went back to being the Bears. Seventy three career NFL
games over nine seasons for Bob Avellini, thirty three touchdowns,
over seven thousand yards passing. So rest in peace, Bob Avalini.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
A different time in the NFL when he was playing.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Right, Oh yeah, A lot of handoffs, not a lot of.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Throwing, a lot of throws, rare and appropriate. He finished
his career with thirty three touchdowns and sixty nine interceptions.
How about that.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, that's not late.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But played until the mid eighties, played played like a
decade plus in the NFL. But the numbers, would you know,
not good.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I mean they weren't by today's standards, for sure, But
back in the day it wasn't that uncommon for quarterbacks
to have more interceptions and touchdowns? It was a different game.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It is the Ben Maler Show. As we continue on
spare parts on the move, the Chargers saying, Kansas City,
they won the Super Bowl last year and they had
drek at wide receivers, so they're like, hey, why not
we can do that too. Jim Harbaugh cleaned out the
wide receiver room, and now we're hearing that the Chargers
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are hot on the heels of a new wide receiver.
They are flirting with Marquez Valdez Scantling, who has been
part of Kansas City the last couple of years. They
won the Super Bowl not because of him, but last
couple of years, and he would slide in. Now DJ
Chark was there. They picked him up last week. They
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being the Chargers, so they you look at the Chargers
options here. They drafted an offensive lineman in the fifth
overall selection of the draft rather than Malik Neighbors, who
they could have had there, and so they need some
help with the wide receiver that Joshua Palmer Quinton Johnston.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
They did draft Ladd McConkey out of out of Georgia, the.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Great Ladd, McConkie, Marquez Valdez scaling a lot of names,
three names, a lot of letters on the jersey and
all that just an average NFL receiver. Is that fair
to say nothing the average jenf O receiver? Chargers. It
certainly seems like they're going to play ground and pound
with hardball. That's gonna be the plan there. They're gonna
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limit how much they throw, justin Herbert and play that
old school style, the old school style of ball with Marquez.
I also saw Odell Beckham over the weekend signed a
contract with the Dolphins. I agree he waited till the
draft to try to get a better deal somewhere, but
nobody wanted him. So that's actually that's a doll that's
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in a huddle right there. That's how he sounds when
the Dolphins huddle up. A lot of people don't know this,
but they actually they speak in Dolphin language so no
one can steal what they're saying. And it's they've been
doing that for years. Going back to Don Shuld, Don
Strul was actually the guy that came up with that.
He said, Okay, we're not going to use illegal signals
or anything like that. What we're gonna do is We're
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gonna talk like dolphins.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Ben, let's hear your best dolphin.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, no, Coop, I can't. I mean, I'm a professional broadcaster.
I can't mess around with a dolphin thing like that.
What what is your dolphin? What would your dolphin? Beh man?
I just didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Now I feel like I'm not gonna be able to.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do any play again, Lora, Let's hear the dolphin and
we'll have Coop go go ahead, that's the idea. The
phone's ringing, by the way, So you hit the dolphin.
We did. We lose the dolphins sound, and we lost
the dolphins sound. All right, let me let me try.
(28:33):
All right, that's a dolphin and a muppet if they
had a baby. That's what it sounds like. A dolphin
and a muppet. Go ahead, Eddie, come on and see
what you got.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Eddie's aid dolphin dolphin. I've never tried to make a
dolphin noise, but here goes.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yes, okay, right, yeah, I think Lorena gets second place. Honestly,
I think mine was the best.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I could find a uppet and a dolphin. Nobody
else has done that. Right now, Jay dots smiling from
ear dear. He's like that, you're right, Ben, you got
that right. That's what Jaydadd's saying right there. Absolutely listen,
nailed it, Absolutely nailed it.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
We have the instant advice line coming up. Also, by
the way, since we were talking about wide receivers and
a run of mediocre wide receivers like Odell Beckham going
to the Dolphins, Marcus Valdez Scantling going to the team
in Los Angeles, but not the Rams, the Buffalo Bills
Bill's MAFI. Over the weekend, they signed Chase Claypool, formerly
(29:44):
of the Dolphins, to a one year contract. This is
fascinating to me because this guy wasn't able to play
in Pittsburgh. They traded him to Chicago. He's stunk. He
then went to the Dolph and didn't do anything. I
didn't even know he was on the Dolphins. Yeah, but like,
(30:05):
how does this guy keep getting opportunities when he's clearly
failed it. Now he's failed for three different teams.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
He had the great rookie year and everybody thinks, well,
he did it once, maybe with us he could do
that again.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But well, he's heading into his age twenty six seasons
and the Bills also don't have you know, there's not
much going on there at the wide receiver position either
there as everyone's as a copycat league ATTY everyone's copying
the Chiefs, and then the Chiefs are like, we're not
even copying the Chiefs. They're going out trying to get
receivers in Kansas City. But if you look at the
if I'm reading the depth chart right here for the Bills,
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you've got Curtis Samuel, Chase Claypool, Khalil Shakur, and Keon Coleman,
who I like that. Guy's got a big mouth, Keon Coleman,
So I like that. I hope he's good. He's a
big blowhard, so I think that'll be good. Anyway, that's
the Bills. But what a big weekend. Chase clay Pool,
Odell Beckham and possibly Marks Valdez scanting all on the move,
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some blowhard, some gash bag that needs advice. But this
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week we're gonna do something a little different. So this Friday,
the first ever Malor meet and greet south of the
Mason Dixon line will be in Charleston, South Carolina. Details
on the social media channels on Facebook and Instagram. But
I will be going out. I've never done this in
the South before, So any advice, any wisdom, any knowledge
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to me on the upcoming Mallard meet and greet at
the end of the week on Friday afternoon. Your advice
is more than welcome on how to handle the upcoming
Malor meet and greet, the first one of twenty twenty four.
And you're live on the air when you hear my
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advice to me on how to handle the Malor meet
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and greet this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello, Line one,
you're on the Airline one.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Go be careful.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Ben down there.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
They don't really believe the street signs. You might get
turned around, arond a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, thank you. I'm very concerned about loud supermarket Steve.
Line two. Hello, line two for you, Okay, you're a
cutoff callback. I didn't hear the beginning of that. Line three.
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We're giving advice to me on how to handle the
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Is the number or your COVID mass because as a
radular star, they know you got a pergy mouth.
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Well, thank you, Jed, I do is beautiful? What a
great mouth. I have a line one. You're on the
airline one. We'll go back to you. Hello, line one.
Oh okay, Well look at it that we got a
werewolf calling and shocking eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
We're giving advice to me on how to handle the
upcoming malo meet greet, It says Friday in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
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line two, you're on the airline too, Go Eddy, we
the MLS score.
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Then stop smoking, Coop sash, fix it up, thank you,
hang up with you.
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I will definitely not be reading the MLO.
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Thank you, Eddie. If you're not listen to that guy,
that guy's a dope. Aligne. Look you the line for Hello,
line four, you're on the air advice to me on
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South Carolina.
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Good morning time.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Look at here, hey wear that hat with the guy
smoking a pipe man.
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That's the night hat and knife headline.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh, thank you. That's a high school baseball team in Montana. Yeah,
I wore that on the little video there. O friend
from Maryland. That's Rick from Maryland. Let's go to you.
Line six. Hello, line six, you're on the air advice
to me on how to handle the mallard meet and read.
It's this Friday in the afternoon in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
line line six, I got a toutsie roll stuck to
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my fencers. Okay, thank you, all right, let's go to you.
Line one, you're on the Airline one. Hello, where's my baseball?
Line one? Hello, Hey, good morning, Good morning to you.
Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello, you just
gotta say what you gotta say?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Line too, Hello, don't get a hotel room with Jada
in Utah.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, well, no, that's where the party is. If I
go with Jay Died, that's where the party is. Line three,
you're on the air go line three, guys, that's on
the lay guy. That's the lay guy. He'll realize in
about twenty seconds he was on the air. Line five.
You're on the air at eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. We're giving advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming malor meet and greet. It is this
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Friday afternoon, three to five, Charleston, South Carolina, Details Online. Hello,
you're on the air line what are we at? Line four? Hello?
Line four four?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
You on the ball.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I didn't understand any of that? Did you understand? I didn't.
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I heard him?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Ben Maller, Oh, that's good. I heard that, But I
did What about the rest of you? Was he speaking
like the click language? You know that click language? Maybe
he was speaking that. Let's go to line five. You're
NeXT's the instant advice line to me on how to
handle the upcoming valor meet and greet. Maybe my headphones
(36:33):
are broken or everyone's speaking gibbers. Line five. Hello, Line five.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Ladies and gentlemen, it's tough for Ben and the people.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Throw back yes. Line six, Hello, Line six, you're on
the air.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Try the hush puppies and don't take any Wooden Nichols.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, all right, there you go. Well you can't go
wrong with hushpuppies. Let's go to line one. You're live
on the air. See instant advice line eight, seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. You're live on the air. There
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you're on the airline one.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Don't here with South Dakota and definitely not South Africa.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yes, well, Marcel actually thinks that South Carolina and South
Africa are one and the same. I believe a line two.
You're on the air line too, Hello, Line two. Line
two is not there. We'll go to line three. Line three.
You gotta go quick. Advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming Mallard meet and greeting Charleston, South Carolina
on Friday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
You did you tell everyone how amazing you are?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Amazing, the most amazing boy. That's just the content people
want at a Malord meet greet line. Let's go to
you line number five. Hello, Line five, get.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
A cowboys hand or some overalls.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's not a bad idea. I'd look good in overalls,
wouldn't I can't that be hot in me and overalls
and a cowboy hat?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I don't know the cowboy hat really works, though overalls
might work in South Carolina. I don't know about the
cowboy hat. I think it's more of a Texas thing.
I would do one more, only one more. If it's good,
I'll take credit. If not, I will blame. Akoople Loop
will pick the final call on the intent device line
for me on how to handle the malor meet and
meet in Charles in South Carolina on Friday, Cooper Loop,
take any call you'll want. Any one of them find you.
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line number two.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Why would somebody name this son Brittley?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Now that is a hell of a question. There it
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talking Bays ball outfielder Juan Soto says he cannot tell
if you will sign an extension with the Yankees. Why not? Also,
sho he Otani, a forever slugger in LA and the
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Dodgers swept the Atlanta Braves in a showdown series over
the weekend. How concerned should Atlanta be? And Josh Hater,
the ninety plus million dollar closer for the cheating astro's
getting smoked to begin the baseball season. What are your
thoughts on that. We'll get to it as well. All
of it's coming your way right now here. It is
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up a little bit later in the hour, but we
begin with this will change it up a little bit.
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Talking bay ball. Yeah all right, it's only made whilere
you talking baseball. That's fine. I like baseball, so screw you.
All right. The Yankees they've been cooking to start the
twenty twenty four season, and you're shocked by that. The
Yankees having a competitive team. Although last year was a
bit of a stinker, the Yankees appear to be back
(02:21):
in large part one Soto a reason why the big
offseason acquisition from the San Diego baseball team. Soto is
not under contract past this season. He was recently asked
if he wanted to stay stay in pinstripes. You didn't
see what he had to say. If you didn't hear
his response on the road ahead, perhaps not. One Soto
(02:45):
noted that he quote cannot tell close quote if he
wants to keep wearing the Yankee iconic uniform long term.
That is what we call kids the money quote. So
let's parse the words of one Soto the question. One
Soto saying again, for those of you a little slow,
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one Soto saying he cannot tell if he will sign
an extension with the Yankees. Why not? Why not? That's
the question. So I've got Keebler, Elves, window shopping, and
Maxwell House, and we will combine all of these things together,
and we are going to make an even better peanut
(03:29):
butter and jelly sandwich, the greatest sandwich of them all
if you just want a quick meal with a lot
of calories, the peanut, butter and jelly. Now, first of all,
One Soto when it comes to free agency and his
baseball future is cold blooded, cold blooded. And as you
think he's being honest here, it's not about wins and losses.
(03:51):
The Yankees could go out and win the World Series
and it doesn't matter whether or not One Soto is
going to be back with the Yankees. Location does does
not matter. He can't say for sure he wants to
stay in the box. He can't even pretend to say
that he wants to stay with the Yankees. He can't
even lay down that line because he doesn't know how
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many Zeros will be after the decimal points there in
the country, how many, how many numbers there are he wants.
He wants the big money. He already turned down three
hundred million from the Nationals, four hundred million from the Podres.
So he's got tunnel vision. He's looking for the five
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to six hundred million dollar contract. Juan Soto is looking
for the Keebler Elves to provide him with the Chip
Deluxe Rainbow cookies. And he likes New York, but there's
another team in New York, the Match. If you want
to get a bidding, World War going. He's a hardball mercenary.
It's rather obvious that Juan Soto, based on his track record,
(04:55):
would be willing to sign a free agent contract smile
from ear to ear with a team in Pyongyang or Tijuana,
and for a couple of shekels. Whoever pays him more,
and he'd be happy to do it. It's not personal,
it's just business. Now, speaking of business, we go to
La La Land where the Doyers took care of business.
(05:18):
Show Hey Otani, Show, Hey O Toni riding the Wave
had four hits in four at bats, a couple of
home runs. The Los Angeles National League Baseball team beat
the Atlanta National League Baseball team five to one on
a sun baked Sunday afternoon at Chavez Ravine, and they
(05:38):
get the three games. Saw weep, see you later, good afternoon,
good evening, and good night. As the team from Georgia
is swept, Sho hey Otani and the Doyers swept the Braves.
How concerned should Atlanta be? How concert so? The Mallards
scale of panic, it is never too soon to use
(06:00):
mallarscale panic. Maloscale of panic for the Atlanta Braves one
to ten with ten being man your battle stations. I
am at a seven. I'm at a seven. Now that
might seem pretty high, but it's my mallardscale of panic,
and it does belong in a seven. And here's why
(06:20):
this weekend was an early peak, oh peak, a bo
early peak. How do you do in the placement exam?
You don't measure up head to head without the ace
Spencer Strider. The Braves do not have the fear factor
pitching wise. They don't book Chris Sale. Not the fear
(06:42):
factor right. The game on Friday Dodgers and Braves was closed.
It went extra innings. That's fine. The rest of the
weekend lopsided, lopside of Atlanta. My advice they need to
go out and start window shopping to improve the roster
and start looking around the Saint Louis Cardinals. They stink
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They've got some veteran pitchers on that team. You can
start poaching players from different teams around baseball pretty much
the usual suspects, the bottom feeding teams. But the Braves
also on offense. They have scored three runs or least
six of the last eight games. Atlanta is eleventh and
run scored their fourteenth and earned run average. Does that
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sound like a championship team? Now? It is true. They
did have the top record in baseball coming in to
Dodger Stadium, but they leave trailing the Philadelphia Phillies and
the Dodgers feeling pretty good about themselves. They didn't get
off to a great start, but now they've started to
crank things up. Now, final thought, we head to Houston.
Why that is where the last place team in the
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American League West resides tied with the Halos for the
seller and it gets even better for a team that
is playing like Manure the new closer for the Houston
baseball team, the big pickup in the offseason, Josh Hader Raid.
He allowed to go ahead home run to Robbie the
Mariner fans' favorite catcher Cal Raleigh in the top of
(08:09):
the ninth inning on an two fastball right down the middle.
Cal Raleigh against Josh Hader. The bread and butter of
Josh Hader fastball down the middle. I'm so good, you
can't hit it. Here we go. He hit it, cal
Raley hit it. So Josh Hader was smoked in this game,
and he has been chart broiled pretty much all season
(08:32):
to begin here for the cheating Astros to start twenty
twenty four, what are your thoughts on that? So much
like Maxwellhouse, this Astro season has been good to the
last drop. I am enjoying every loss, every sip of
that poison Josh Hader. If you haven't been paying attention
to the cheaters, Josh Hater is now one in three
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with an earned run average of over six. Now, I
never pitched in the major leagues, but I don't think
that's good. Last season in San Diego, he appeared in
sixty one games for the Pod squad and gave up
eight earned runs in sixty one games in San Diego.
And now now Josh Hader has in fifteen games given
(09:18):
up ten earned runs. Great resume if you like buckets
of puke. Great resume all right. This season now overall
five All Star appearances. He's at the age where you
start to see a decline. He's thirty years old. Josh
Hater signed a five year deal with the A one
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one thousand, two one thousand Holes five year deal, and
he is gonna be there in Houston unless they get
out of the contract and just pay him off. He's
gonna be there until he's in his mid thirty sees.
He's got ninety five million coming his way. Now. The
cheating a Holes because they cheated, made seven straight American
(09:58):
League Championship Series, but nobody really considers them legit because
they're they're phony. They were never punished. They're probably still
cheating somehow, although it's not working right now. They need
to go to home depot or Low's and get some
new trash cans is what they need. But Josh Hater,
he's you know, he's a guy that a lot of
teams wanted and he went there and it's been a
(10:20):
chef's kiss of crap for Josh Hater and the a
holes as he picked them over other teams. He could
have gone to multiple other NFL teams sneaking around in
free agency. He shows Houston and right now horible, ho horible.
It is the Ben Mahler Show, which hopefully is not horrible,
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but you'll be the judge of that. You can join
us here. Speakeasy rules are not in effect. It's a
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can be part of the program. Time now for the
Mallor Riddle Love the Day and here is the Mallorddle
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of the day. You can answer this on X at
Ben Maller. Green Bay Packers coach Matt Lafleur had surgery
after he said he lost a fight with blank again.
Green Bay coach Matt Lafleur said he recently had surgery
after he lost a fight with blank. That is the
(11:24):
Mallor reader love the day, the answer. We'll get to it.
We will do it next.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
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We usually talk all basketball all the time, but it's
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their sport and all the interesting interactions along the way.
We talked to coaches, we talked to players, We tell
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he is though, more than just a call screener. He's
the liar, liar and the menace of the Fox Sports
Radio network. It's the Coop the Loop, Justin Cooper, and
he's at you, h Bronco fan, Justin Man.
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A Bronco fan.
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He does prefer and now lie from the tire rack
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We'll pay off the malar riddle of the day coming
up in a moment supermarket, Steve says three monologues in
and he says, I've yet to hear you take blame
for the Clippers being ousted from the playoffs. Maybe next
year he'll take it a little more seriously and push
the panic. But no, no, no, no, everything's got moving
(13:18):
into taj Mahal Supermarket. Steve, you're not invited though you're
not allowed there marked the full name guy says. The
fact of the matter is your Dodgers have picked up
three huge free agents in four years, and if the
Dodgers do not win the World Series, they will have
failed again. So the cheating Asstros were not punished. He
(13:38):
says that is correct, Mark, they were. They were not punished,
and that's why we were upset with him. Well, we
count the twenty seventeen World Series as well as the
twenty twenty World Series, so two championships in this run
for the Doyers. Here's the inch to trivia, not the
issue of the mallet riddle of deck. I clear, I confused.
(13:59):
I confused the malar riddle of the day here it
is Green Bay Packers coach Matt Lafleur. He had surgery
after he said he lost a fight with Blank. Again.
Green Bay coach Matt Lafleur recently had surgery after he
said he lost a fight with Blank. Matt the Warrior
Raider Fancis Matt Lafuir had surgery after a Tennedy Brewers
(14:22):
game and got into a fight with the Toriso sausage racer.
That's a pretty good answer, not gonna lie the sausage
Sharknado JD from Boston going with Elon Musk is his answer.
A dingo guessed by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota. Gueil Lafleur
from rob in Minnesota lost a fight with Guila Fleur.
(14:43):
King Roy says a bottle of dill pickle mustard spread
is the correct answer. Lost a fight with Tony Sperano
from alf the Alien Opiner Bucks mascot Bengo guessed by
Donkey Sausa. Lost a fight with Limburger cheese from Late
Night Drug tester Asher going with a jar of pickles?
(15:07):
Who else you have? Ferg Dog says? Lost a fight
with scorpion versus sub zero page down? Lost a fight
with sasquatch guessed by Yauphimi in Chicago, Andy from Lion
Old Lakes as a cheerleader from the Packers, Very funny.
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? That is?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
That?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You have an answer? Do you have an answer?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a topic We've talked a
lot on the Ben Malo Show. A shopping cart?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Shopping cart? All right? Did he lose a fight with
a shopping cart? That is incorrect? Eddie. Green Bay Packers
coach Matt Lafleur said he recently had surgery for a
pectoral injury after he lost a fight with the bench press.
Lost with the bench press.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And us.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Need of the operation, good luck. Sure, he's he's ripped.
He's built like a dadis unless he is not. Let's
go to the phones and we'll say hello to Jed
who Fled? Who is in the Sunshine State? Hello, Jed
who Fled?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
It's an old song, but it's tom used as a
super massive black hole. It's a super massive black hole.
Filmed a new music video featuring the Joe Biden administration.
It would not suck as hard as marked. The phone
name calls this guy. This guy is a vacuum. I've
never seen a picture of it because he is a Transformer,
like I wish I could be a Transformers because I'm
a vacuum.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
I mean, but that's him that.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
It doesn't even need to be a fun it's just
what he does. The Lakers suck all he had, we
had to say. And the follow up was, so what
street are you living on? Weed?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Man?
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Right? Then? Nothing? Nothing like keeping an equitable like perspective,
like Hey, I'm gonna jug you by sports and then
I'm gonna return volley a homeless job. That's that's you
play a win man, You play a win your competitive
there's no doubt about that.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I am no is it true, Jed? I got an
email from a guy that thinks that you're going to
make the trip over to Charleston on Friday for the
malor meeting. Gree is there any truth to that?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Then? The community, the root word of community is the
same word as communism. Primary word service. Service is something
that brought lizards, like what's saying stretch off light. Community
service is something, in my mind, is something that you
should be able to force. But but I've got a
violation of approbation arraignment tomorrow to see how they're going
to determine that, because uh, I'm on two probations, you know,
(17:31):
separate counties, but the first one I'm supposed to wrap
up tomorrow. But then they're all all, all, is this
a real person to sign this signature? And did they
actually sign this? And I was like, just come on,
uncle Sam, come on by we can. We can.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
So in other words, you're not you're not allowed to
leave the Sunshine State. You're going to be staying right there.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Man, I'm going to a violation of probation arrangement tomorrow.
I might be in jail come tomorrow. I'm not even
her sure about it. But but and no, and no, no,
no free person voluntarily ever goes back to incarcerations without
using drugs, because that's where so the guy does go well,
but they come spring drug tests over the I'm gonna
have to flip out with some sort of insanity move,
you know, the h's attention of wife and the fact
(18:09):
that I'm trying to stay that drug test. Russell Westbrook,
dude getting the starter kid pogras, a camera, a syrange
and guess what. Guess what the third thing is? I
don't know because my bank it's try any functions doing
me old ye all right? But why because you can
shoot any of those thre you shoot basketball, a rifle,
a sarrange or our camera. Oh yeah, crud.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You gotta have crud. Okay, you do gotta have drugs.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You gotta have drugs, and you gotta drug drug drugs
or the drug and Rudy, is it okay then? Or
you just stupid for saying okay, Well I'm not okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'm dumb, dumb, the dumb dumb dumb. Thank you, you
say goodbye to you. Let's say aload at Jay dot
in Utah. Fun fact, the hat of the night on
the show is the ogden Is it what it was?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
What is it.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
What is a long time? No talk in a minute?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Like dinosaur logo on the hat? Here?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Who's that long? Yeah that's just Jackie long time?
Speaker 4 (19:13):
Who's jacket?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Who's Jackie? Yeah? Oh you were at the Yeah remember you?
Yeah that's right you Yeah? Okay, good all right? Yeah congratulations,
Yeah that's great.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Yo yo Ben Ben?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
What yo?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
What so remember last time we talked to like CD,
they're filing charges against me.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh really you're you're you're facing your charge? What is
the charge?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Yeah? Yeah, So so the lawyer and all that, he
said that if I want to took cost twenty five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Lawyer, well, yeah, that's how they get you. You know,
you'd rather stay out of jail, right, You don'tant to
go back to jail. J I won't stay out of there.
So if you can stay out of there and get
some kind of plea deal or something.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Like that, right, I mean, like, well, if I go
to jail, then then I won't be able to call
the show, listen to.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Show, and well you might be able to listen. We
do very well in prisons, but we don't want you
to go to jail. J I. We want you to
stay out of jail. I want you to to stay.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Out of there, so I know I will.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Well, how are when's your do you have a court date?
When's your court date?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
Oh? We're lookome like two weeks?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Oh coming up? Yeah, and and and refresh. For those
who didn't hear, tell the story again, what happened? Tell
the story again? What happened Jaya? How you got in trouble?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
So one down Salt Lake, me and my friends. Long
story short, I wasn't with him.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
If he wasn't, then you would have kept him on
the control. Yes, you're a good woman, I hear you.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Yes, okay, so so long.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
A yeah, I keep it.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Clean down to my bricks or the bricks. And then
I ended up going to jail and got kicked out
the room, and then coming to find out something did
happen in the hotel room. Then something happened in the
hotel room. I'm talking to.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Ben okay, and then I'm confused, But are you Eddie?
Are you getting anything? I mean, he was at hotel.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Something happened the hotel, something happened, did the.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Room get trashed?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
The room?
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So Sola is present charges
against me.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And the charge I don't understand what I mean, what
did you trash the hotel room or something? Or what
you were said? You don't remember, you were so hammered.
Got your back, start with you?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
My god? Almost tell you there me and.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
All right, j listen, good luck. I don't know what
I can do.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
If anybody okay.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
If anybody has legal advice to Jay dot We do
have some lawyers that listen if you want to help
j out.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Can I ask a serious question real quick? Let's go ahead, Eddie, Yes,
he's got a question, Jaydad, I have a serious question
for you, Jada. Are you excited about hockey and Salt
Lake City?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh? That's a very important place. Is about to go
to jail? Eddie giving?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Everyone is so excited?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, okay, all right, thank you.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Jackie's more excited than I am. Jackie.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
It sounds like Jackie's very excited. Okay, thank you. I
got I gotta go, thank you? All right?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Wow, back to back might be going to jail callers,
how about that?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah? And we and we had weed man who's living
on Lincoln Road in Miami. So we're doing very well.
Is there anyone listening that's not about to go to
jail or living on the street. Is there anyone who
has a house that's listening or apartment or whatever. I
don't know that's the case anyway, it is the best
(23:40):
by the way they are. You probably did it.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
He probably did. He didn't remember the first of the
original story. They put the spit thing on him.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Spit on him that you gotta remember. That's right up there.
That's the guy I remember. Last week we had the
guy Edy that that was listening to the best of
podcasts while on the live show. And now we have
Jay Dot and his lady friend there while he's you know, panicky,
he might go to jail. She says, Oh, he probably
did it.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I gotta save that for the year end show. Great
moments on the Ben Mallor Show that you don't get
anywhere else.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Well, when when players of notes passed away, we like
to sometimes give you that news on this is a quarterback.
You may or may not remember, depending how old you are.
If you're old like me, you might you do remember.
Bob Avellini, former quarterback of the Chicago Bears, passed away
at the age of seventy. I guess he had a
battle with cancer. Quarterback the Bears to the playoffs in
(24:53):
nineteen seventy seven, him and Walter Payton leading the Bears
into the playoffs. That was before they you know, they
got really good. They were just okay back then, but.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Well they got really good for like a like two.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Years, a couple of years. Yeah, yeah, and then they
went back to being the Bears. Seventy three career NFL
games over nine seasons for Bob Avellini, thirty three touchdowns,
over seven thousand yards passing. So rest in peace, Bob Avalini.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
A different time in the NFL when he was playing.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Right, Oh yeah, A lot of handoffs, not a lot of.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Throwing, a lot of throws, rare and appropriate. He finished
his career with thirty three touchdowns and sixty nine interceptions.
How about that.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yeah, that's not late.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
But played until the mid eighties, played played like a
decade plus in the NFL. But the numbers, would you know,
not good.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
I mean they weren't by today's standards, for sure, But
back in the day it wasn't that uncommon for quarterbacks
to have more interceptions and touchdowns? It was a different game.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
It is the Ben Maler Show. As we continue on
spare parts on the move, the Chargers saying, Kansas City,
they won the Super Bowl last year and they had
drek at wide receivers, so they're like, hey, why not
we can do that too. Jim Harbaugh cleaned out the
wide receiver room, and now we're hearing that the Chargers
(26:09):
are hot on the heels of a new wide receiver.
They are flirting with Marquez Valdez Scantling, who has been
part of Kansas City the last couple of years. They
won the Super Bowl not because of him, but last
couple of years, and he would slide in. Now DJ
Chark was there. They picked him up last week. They
(26:30):
being the Chargers, so they you look at the Chargers
options here. They drafted an offensive lineman in the fifth
overall selection of the draft rather than Malik Neighbors, who
they could have had there, and so they need some
help with the wide receiver that Joshua Palmer Quinton Johnston.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
They did draft Ladd McConkey out of out of Georgia, the.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Great Ladd, McConkie, Marquez Valdez scaling a lot of names,
three names, a lot of letters on the jersey and
all that just an average NFL receiver. Is that fair
to say nothing the average jenf O receiver? Chargers. It
certainly seems like they're going to play ground and pound
with hardball. That's gonna be the plan there. They're gonna
(27:14):
limit how much they throw, justin Herbert and play that
old school style, the old school style of ball with Marquez.
I also saw Odell Beckham over the weekend signed a
contract with the Dolphins. I agree he waited till the
draft to try to get a better deal somewhere, but
nobody wanted him. So that's actually that's a doll that's
(27:35):
in a huddle right there. That's how he sounds when
the Dolphins huddle up. A lot of people don't know this,
but they actually they speak in Dolphin language so no
one can steal what they're saying. And it's they've been
doing that for years. Going back to Don Shuld, Don
Strul was actually the guy that came up with that.
He said, Okay, we're not going to use illegal signals
or anything like that. What we're gonna do is We're
(27:56):
gonna talk like dolphins.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Ben, let's hear your best dolphin.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Well, no, Coop, I can't. I mean, I'm a professional broadcaster.
I can't mess around with a dolphin thing like that.
What what is your dolphin? What would your dolphin? Beh man?
I just didn't.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Now I feel like I'm not gonna be able to.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Do any play again, Lora, Let's hear the dolphin and
we'll have Coop go go ahead, that's the idea. The
phone's ringing, by the way, So you hit the dolphin.
We did. We lose the dolphins sound, and we lost
the dolphins sound. All right, let me let me try.
(28:33):
All right, that's a dolphin and a muppet if they
had a baby. That's what it sounds like. A dolphin
and a muppet. Go ahead, Eddie, come on and see
what you got.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Eddie's aid dolphin dolphin. I've never tried to make a
dolphin noise, but here goes.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Mind.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yes, okay, right, yeah, I think Lorena gets second place. Honestly,
I think mine was the best.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, I could find a uppet and a dolphin. Nobody
else has done that. Right now, Jay dots smiling from
ear dear. He's like that, you're right, Ben, you got
that right. That's what Jaydadd's saying right there. Absolutely listen,
nailed it, Absolutely nailed it.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
We have the instant advice line coming up. Also, by
the way, since we were talking about wide receivers and
a run of mediocre wide receivers like Odell Beckham going
to the Dolphins, Marcus Valdez Scantling going to the team
in Los Angeles, but not the Rams, the Buffalo Bills
Bill's MAFI. Over the weekend, they signed Chase Claypool, formerly
(29:44):
of the Dolphins, to a one year contract. This is
fascinating to me because this guy wasn't able to play
in Pittsburgh. They traded him to Chicago. He's stunk. He
then went to the Dolph and didn't do anything. I
didn't even know he was on the Dolphins. Yeah, but like,
(30:05):
how does this guy keep getting opportunities when he's clearly
failed it. Now he's failed for three different teams.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
He had the great rookie year and everybody thinks, well,
he did it once, maybe with us he could do
that again.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
But well, he's heading into his age twenty six seasons
and the Bills also don't have you know, there's not
much going on there at the wide receiver position either
there as everyone's as a copycat league ATTY everyone's copying
the Chiefs, and then the Chiefs are like, we're not
even copying the Chiefs. They're going out trying to get
receivers in Kansas City. But if you look at the
if I'm reading the depth chart right here for the Bills,
(30:41):
you've got Curtis Samuel, Chase Claypool, Khalil Shakur, and Keon Coleman,
who I like that. Guy's got a big mouth, Keon Coleman,
So I like that. I hope he's good. He's a
big blowhard, so I think that'll be good. Anyway, that's
the Bills. But what a big weekend. Chase clay Pool,
Odell Beckham and possibly Marks Valdez scanting all on the move,
(31:07):
on the move again. It is the Benmaler Show, Straight Ahead,
the insta advice line Onscreened Radio. We'll get to that.
Who needs our advice? I think we know who needs
Maybe I need your advice? Who knows. We'll get to
that and we will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (32:01):
Hey, you sports figure, guy or girl?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Who here?
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Were you talking to?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Some here some instant advice?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Hold that thought. No one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds, and if.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
You don't like it, you.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
And away we go. It's the Advice Line unscreened radio.
Who in the world of sports meets the advice, the wisdom,
the knowledge of the great onwashed the Malor Militia. Normally
you pick an athlete or a prominent coach, media member,
some blowhard, some gash bag that needs advice. But this
(32:38):
week we're gonna do something a little different. So this Friday,
the first ever Malor meet and greet south of the
Mason Dixon line will be in Charleston, South Carolina. Details
on the social media channels on Facebook and Instagram. But
I will be going out. I've never done this in
the South before, So any advice, any wisdom, any knowledge
(32:59):
to me on the upcoming Mallard meet and greet at
the end of the week on Friday afternoon. Your advice
is more than welcome on how to handle the upcoming
Malor meet and greet, the first one of twenty twenty four.
And you're live on the air when you hear my
voice at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox Again,
advice to me on how to handle the Malor meet
(33:23):
and greet this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello, Line one,
you're on the Airline one.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Go be careful.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Ben down there.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
They don't really believe the street signs. You might get
turned around, arond a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Okay, thank you. I'm very concerned about loud supermarket Steve.
Line two. Hello, line two for you, Okay, you're a
cutoff callback. I didn't hear the beginning of that. Line three.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
You're on the air.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
We're giving advice to me on how to handle the
malord meet and greet in Charleston eight seven, seven ninety
nine on Fox.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Is the number or your COVID mass because as a
radular star, they know you got a pergy mouth.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Well, thank you, Jed, I do is beautiful? What a
great mouth. I have a line one. You're on the
airline one. We'll go back to you. Hello, line one.
Oh okay, Well look at it that we got a
werewolf calling and shocking eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
We're giving advice to me on how to handle the
upcoming malo meet greet, It says Friday in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
(34:21):
line two, you're on the airline too, Go Eddy, we
the MLS score.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
Then stop smoking, Coop sash, fix it up, thank you,
hang up with you.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I will definitely not be reading the MLO.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Thank you, Eddie. If you're not listen to that guy,
that guy's a dope. Aligne. Look you the line for Hello,
line four, you're on the air advice to me on
how to handle the Mallard meat and greet in Charleston,
South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
Good morning time.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Look at here, hey wear that hat with the guy
smoking a pipe man.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
That's the night hat and knife headline.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Oh, thank you. That's a high school baseball team in Montana. Yeah,
I wore that on the little video there. O friend
from Maryland. That's Rick from Maryland. Let's go to you.
Line six. Hello, line six, you're on the air advice
to me on how to handle the mallard meet and read.
It's this Friday in the afternoon in Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
line line six, I got a toutsie roll stuck to
(35:14):
my fencers. Okay, thank you, all right, let's go to you.
Line one, you're on the Airline one. Hello, where's my baseball?
Line one? Hello, Hey, good morning, Good morning to you.
Line two, you're on the airline too. Hello, you just
gotta say what you gotta say?
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Line too, Hello, don't get a hotel room with Jada
in Utah.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay, well, no, that's where the party is. If I
go with Jay Died, that's where the party is. Line three,
you're on the air go line three, guys, that's on
the lay guy. That's the lay guy. He'll realize in
about twenty seconds he was on the air. Line five.
You're on the air at eight seven seven ninety nine
on Fox. We're giving advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming malor meet and greet. It is this
(35:55):
Friday afternoon, three to five, Charleston, South Carolina, Details Online. Hello,
you're on the air line what are we at? Line four? Hello?
Line four four?
Speaker 5 (36:04):
You on the ball.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
I didn't understand any of that? Did you understand? I didn't.
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
I heard him?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Ben Maller, Oh, that's good. I heard that, But I
did What about the rest of you? Was he speaking
like the click language? You know that click language? Maybe
he was speaking that. Let's go to line five. You're
NeXT's the instant advice line to me on how to
handle the upcoming valor meet and greet. Maybe my headphones
(36:33):
are broken or everyone's speaking gibbers. Line five. Hello, Line five.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Ladies and gentlemen, it's tough for Ben and the people.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Throw back yes. Line six, Hello, Line six, you're on
the air.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Try the hush puppies and don't take any Wooden Nichols.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, all right, there you go. Well you can't go
wrong with hushpuppies. Let's go to line one. You're live
on the air. See instant advice line eight, seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. You're live on the air. There
is no safety net. You're on the air when you
hear me. We're giving advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming Malard meat greeting Charleston, South Carolina. Hello,
you're on the airline one.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Don't here with South Dakota and definitely not South Africa.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yes, well, Marcel actually thinks that South Carolina and South
Africa are one and the same. I believe a line two.
You're on the air line too, Hello, Line two. Line
two is not there. We'll go to line three. Line three.
You gotta go quick. Advice to me on how to
handle the upcoming Mallard meet and greeting Charleston, South Carolina
on Friday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (37:40):
You did you tell everyone how amazing you are?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Amazing, the most amazing boy. That's just the content people
want at a Malord meet greet line. Let's go to
you line number five. Hello, Line five, get.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
A cowboys hand or some overalls.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That's not a bad idea. I'd look good in overalls,
wouldn't I can't that be hot in me and overalls
and a cowboy hat?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Wrong?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I don't know the cowboy hat really works, though overalls
might work in South Carolina. I don't know about the
cowboy hat. I think it's more of a Texas thing.
I would do one more, only one more. If it's good,
I'll take credit. If not, I will blame. Akoople Loop
will pick the final call on the intent device line
for me on how to handle the malor meet and
meet in Charles in South Carolina on Friday, Cooper Loop,
take any call you'll want. Any one of them find you.
(38:26):
Line two. You are the final call the inctient device line. Hello,
line number two.
Speaker 5 (38:30):
Why would somebody name this son Brittley?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Now that is a hell of a question. There it
is the Insta advice line lone
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