May 24, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the recently released footage of Scottie Scheffler's arrest and how it changes the narrative, MLB now reportedly unlikely to adopt robot umpires in 2025, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, as cunning as a fox. In
our three of the original Recipe podcast, the police in
Kentucky have released the arrest footage of Scotty Scheffler. How
does that change things? Seeing the video the police have
how does that change things?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Scotty Scheffler's lawyer has doubled down on a no settlement
situation as that new arrest video emerges.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Your thoughts on this development?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Also, well, tuks in baseball unlikely to adopt robot umpires
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's the real reason for the hold up? We'll discuss
that and.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
A whole lot more right now, as we can even
talk underwater if we have to. It's our number three
plus lame jokes here it is. Let's go to the videotape.
Welmeme and the beginning of another hour of the Ben
Maler Show.
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Showb Bogee Bougee, Bougee Bougee. Our lead this hour from
the police blotter. We'll go to the audio tape. Nope,
the videotape. Bad boys, bad boys.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What they're gonna do when they come for you? Golf.
When I think of thugs in sports, I think of golf.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I do biggest thugs in sports, the criminal underground of golf.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All right, Anyway, Scottie Scheffler, this punk the world's number
one golfer is do in court on June third. This
is after the Louisville Police Department gave no indication that
the not one, not two, not three, but four charges
against the number one golfer in the world will be
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dropped anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm bringing this up because the cops held a news
conference because they wanted that TV exposure. I think the
mayor wanted the TV exposure in Louisville. This happened on Thursday,
So the game of news conference alongside the Mayor of Louisville,
the Great Craig Greenberg.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No idea who that is now?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The officials vowed to quote, respect the legal process, let
it play out.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Love, Michaeliches, those are two great ones. Let's gonna let
a player.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So they released not one, but two videos, one of
them from a fixed pole camera and another which is
the dash cam of the police car. They could not
release the officer's camera because he didn't turn it on.
So I don't know if you saw the videos. They've
been bouncing all over the place.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I watched them.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
One is rather long, one is a little shorter. So
I don't know if you saw them or not. Maybe
you missed it. But here's how I saw it. As
we went to the video tape. And remember when I
first heard about this story, I said, well, Scotty Scheffler
is a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know this is terrible based on the police report.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So we saw the video and Scotty Scheffler was slowly driving.
And when I say slowly, I'm talking crawling like a
Toddler through his way. He was making his way into
the entrance of Valhalla in Louisville, and you can see
in the videos from a distance, but it appears you
can see an officer ran over and molly wopped his windshield.
(04:06):
We're not sure with what something. We're not sure what.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It didn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So Scheffler then on the video, immediately stopped his vehicle
and was then detained and put in handcuffs shortly after that.
So let us discuss the question the Louisville Police releasing
the arrest footage of Scottie Scheffler, how does that development
change things in this story. So I've got Ronald McDonald, Belagio,
(04:36):
and Hobby Lobby, and we'll combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a banana cream
pie from Costco. In our production meeting, Kooper Loop and
Larna were advising me on the pie. I am considering
purchasing said pie this weekend, and they were advising me
what I can expect from the pie and what I
(04:59):
cannot expect from the pie. So I now have a
full understanding of the pie. That's what's called opposition research.
That's what's called scouting kids scouting a pie right now.
First of all, to answer the question the story changing
now because the police released the arrest footage, how does
that change things? Well, this was a major win for
Scotti Scheffler, and I'm pretty confident I'm not overreacting to that,
(05:24):
and I'm not being overly dramatic. And while he did
not have the charges dropped, and that ultimately is the
most important thing, from what we saw in the video,
the whole thing was overblown, completely overblown. The way the
story was presented and what's on the video, those two
things do not match up. Those are what's called polar opposites.
(05:46):
And I will garn f and t you if the
Louisville Police Department had better images and video, they would
have released them. They probably would have released them the
first day, but they didn't, and as a result.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They released these videos.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now, I will say, well, Scotti Scheffler does not look
as bad. I still say that Scheffler and the cop
both look like schmucks in this, and the cop actually
looks worse. Right, The video makes the Louisville police officer
look like Ronald McDonald, a total clown.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And we support cops. We do.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We absolutely support app But that said, the police report
and the video they released, those two things side by
side is the A word.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's absurd.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's absurd based on the available video. Again, this is
what they released. If they had better video, they would
have released the video. The police report that was sent
out a week ago. Total fabrication. Total fabrication. It appears,
based on my minutes long investigation of watching the video
and seeing the part of part of.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The news comrace with the mayor, you have an.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Over zealous officer who is very talented at creative writing
on his police report.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And so that's what you got. And you put those
two things together and Toada, you got the story that
we had. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Secondly, Scotty Schefer's lawyer has doubled down, doubled down on
no settlement. A lot of people think Scheffler is just
gonna write a check. That's what usually happens here and
then your troubles go away or they get downgraded. The
lawyer is saying that's not gonna happen because in part
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the new arrest video has emerged. What are your thoughts
on that development in this story?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So here's what I.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Think of that As it stands now, Scotty Scheffler is
still in a whole lot of trouble. He's facing a
number of charges, as we said, but the big one
is second degree assault of a police officer. In the
state of Kentucky. Second degree assault is a Class C
felony which carries a maximum sentence of wait for it,
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up to ten years in prison. Now he's not gonna
get even if he got convicted on all charges, he's
not gonna get ten.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Years in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's also a fine of ten thousand dollars, which I
believe last time Scotty Scheffler took a dump, ten thousand
dollars came out of his took us. Now nevertheless, all right,
Scheffler's attorney in this story, if you're the attorney, if
you're the defense attorney and you saw the video, you
are at the Bellagio.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
High limit poker. You are holding a royal flush in
your hands.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You've got the Ace, the King, the Queen, the jack,
the ten, all of the same suit, all of it.
I'll tell you why the video benign. It's benign. The
man the cop who arrested Scotti. Scheffler also has a
long history of not exactly being the most upstanding boy
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scout of a cop and my favorite and all these
stories pop up on the internet. But this guy, at
one point you talk about like a hillbilly movie of
a cop. He once got in trouble as a police
officer for doing donuts with a drunk guy. Not a cop,
just a drunk civilian in his cop car. Let me
(09:15):
repeat that. So this guy, as a cop, thought it
was a good idea.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Let's go on and do some donuts in the cruiser,
the police cruiser with some drunk civilian. What could possibly
go wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's also the other layer to this cake that the
PGA tour is going to put pressure on the city
of Louisville Valhalla, a big part of the golf world,
and they'll freak out the politicians there that they might
lose not only that but other large events. But when
you mix all of those ingredients together, based on what
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we know now, and maybe something else will change that
down the line, but based on what we know now,
this is an unwinnable case and any district attorney would
know they can't win this case.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You can't, you can't do it. No jury is going
to convict Scotty Scheffler on the felony charge. It's just
not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What should have happened here, and I would have been
fine with is the cop because the Scheffler should not have.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Gone down that road. There was a guy that got
killed there and he didn't know it at the time.
But you can't.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You can't go where you're not supposed to go, and
he should have known better. So you write a ticket, right,
you read it to you didn't follow the cops instructions,
or you just chew his ass out and read him
the Riot Act and all that for not paying attention.
But instead they charged him with a felony and that's
how they did it. And it would have been fine
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if the video had matched up with the police report,
but he didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And so now we have the situation. We have final thought.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're gonna pivot to Major League Baseball Basic League Baseball
Commissioner Rob Manford, or as we call man Fraud.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He said this week that robot umpires, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Those robots that are taking over our whole world, that
robot empires are unlikely unlikely. Rob Manford said robot umpires
unlikely to be introduced during the twenty twenty five season,
he said, because there's not been as much progress in
the minor leagues this year, is major League Baseball hit hoped?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So they're still in the he claims, the beta testing
phase for the robots. So Major League Baseball is.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Saying again for those of you in the back of
the room, that it is unlikely they will adopt the
robot umps in twenty twenty five. But what's the real
reason for the whole up. I'm not buying what the
commissioners said. That to me sounds like spin spin spin,
spin spin spin. So my theory on this, and I'm
never wrong about these things because it's my theory. How
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can I be wrong about my own theory that the
WEASLEYU Commissi of Major League Baseball who defended and protected
and ran the interference for the cheating Astros.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Rob Manford the biggest ass one thousand and two one
thousand hole fan there is. I think I believe Manford's
getting pushed back. And while very few people have gone
on the record and said publicly that they don't like this,
the silent majority of baseball doesn't like it. People in
general don't like change and they're they're not gung ho
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about automation in baseball. And there is one storyline that
has popped up and I totally buy it.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And I don't know if you saw this or not
or heard about.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It, but there is a big problem that a number
of the nerds in baseball have, and a handful of
players with robot umpires.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
They're complaining about the fact that they'll have to no
longer go to hobby lobby. Know what do I mean
by that? You know you're a hobby lobby. You can
get a frame.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They have a good section of frames, but they'd have
to get rid of the frame section of Major League
Baseball because there would be no reason to frame pitches.
The whole art of framing pitches is to convince a
human being that you have gotten a strike when the
pitch was not in the strike zone. But if you
don't have a human being, assuming the algorithm goes generic,
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it doesn't matter. Robots will mean the catching position. You
don't need defense. Who needs defense? You just sit back
there and it can be a Beer League bopper. If
you're a defensive first catcher who's claim to fame is
I don't hit very well. But man, am I good
at framing pitches and I'm really great?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Who needs you? You don't need that because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He just put a fat guy out there to put
his glove where the strike zone is and if the
bitcher hits it, done, and if he doesn't hit it,
it's not like you can put the glove back in
and get the call.
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(14:53):
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recently in his bathroom and wanted everyone to know about it.
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Dolphin linebacker Jalen Phillips found a blank in his bathroom.
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Turn out for the Mallor Riddle of the Day. I
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I don't like the riddle. You're a liar. I don't
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Speaker 2 (17:00):
Here is the amazing Mallard Riddle of the Day, and
we go to the NFL for the riddle today. Dolphins
linebacker Jalen Phillips recently revealed that he found a blank.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
In his bathroom. That is the malor riddle of the day.
What is the answer? See? Does anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Art Puffin says he found Poppy's picks in his commode?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Is the answer? Who else we have? Page down? Page down?
We're getting some Scottie Scheffler comments here. We'll skip over
those for now.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Found pine tar on his soap, guessed by the Late
Night Drug tester. A answer from Bay City Tony. He
found a bottle of flintstone chewables. Okay, Alf the Alien
Opiner says, a book of celebrity fun facts. Alf is
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the fun fact whisperer. I gotta use some of these
fun fact whisper messages. From Alth he sends me a
lot King Roy says a hot dog. He found a
hot dog in his bathroom. A bathtub TV from courtesy Flusher.
Who else we have? Page down? A loaf of bread
guest by ferg Dog. A fully built Lego death Star
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from Asher.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That'd be kind of cool. Who else do we have?
Page down?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Justin in Cincinnati said he found Ben Bishop having Die
Die diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Jay Dot in Utah says he found weed man, hippie
and Lizzo using the shower. An alligator guessed by Dante
double O Mexican's going with a Komodo dragon.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
As his answer. Shane in Des Moines says the answer
is Hayes in Minnesota. He found Hayes in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Matt the Warrior Raider fan says Jalen Philips found a
homeless hippie in his bathroom. Patrick DJ Spin from San
Diego going with golden throne. Donkey Sausage says a toilet
snake is what he found. A page down a slug
saying he found an upper decker in the bathroom. A
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mason in Huntington Beach said he found a restaurant attendant
in his bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Chiefs tie guy. You know it's big If the Chiefs
tie guy's listening.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He says weed man hippies teeth that the dolphin player
found weed man hippie's teeth. Robin Minnesota says he found
a Minnesota North Stars hockey puck.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
A toothless bum guessed by Ike in Roseville, Minnesota, milkman
Mike and Colorado says he found a camera that was
streaming right to OnlyFans, right there to OnlyFans. Eddie, do
you have an answer, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Yes, I'm gonna say that he found a Burmese Python's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I answer, Eddie, But that's unfortunately incorrect. It's also not
not a shamboo plushy. Guessed by it, just like Frank
the correct answer. Dolphin linebacker Jalen Phillips found a large
iguana crawling out of his toilet. A large iguana.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I would scream, right, oh man, how does that happen?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
How does the iguana get into the plumbing? How does
that it happens in Florida all the time. You see
his snakes or I haven't seen too many iguana stories.
But imagine you're sitting there for a while, playing on
your phone. You know a lot of people go to
the bathroom playing the phone when they're in the you know,
taking care of business. And you're there for a while,
you flush a couple of times, and then you don't look,
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and then like something starts crawling up.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's what that's like, right out of a horror movie. Right.
Have you seen the photo on that Lorraina. No, I
have not.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You have not, all right, let me send that over
to you. Uh, I've got it right here.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I will send it Eddie. Would you like to see? Also, Eddie,
would you would you like to see the larger water?
Have you found the video? Any?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
I'm good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Come on the Cicada thing. You see the bus driver
sent the Cicada story old news.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Bus driver? Did you see that? No?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
I almost saw the incident and I quickly scrolled through it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, I'm saying, but the bus driver sent it. I
thought you were on the text, Chaine, the bus driver sent.
I know Cook was on there.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I guess I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh, you weren't on there, Cooper, you you were on there, right,
the bus driver? No, what I know? I wasn't the
only one on there.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I think you guys didn't you didn't check your phones.
He sent it to me, but I know other people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I thought. I thought you and Eddie.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
If he sent it as a text, I definitely did
not get it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No. Yeah, I have not received anything. Do you want
to I'll send this to Coop because Eddie's a Eddie's
whipping out on this. I swear I'm not imagining that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I got a text from our guy, the bus driver,
and he sent he sent the video.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
But anyway, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Uh, there you go. The answer was a very large one.
How big is that iguana?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
How do you think that's like a like a foot
long iguana. I'm waiting for this to open. But I
was in Guatemala. Well right there, when you start a
story with when I was in Guatemala, you know it's
gonna be good.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, and uh, oh my gosh, they had the biggest
iguanas I've ever seen in my life. That's actually that's
actually a small iguana.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
They're as big as my thigh ben and then the
male the tail alone is super long, like four arm long.
Coop's not impressed with the iguana. He's not. Didn't think
that's an impressive iguanda.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I mean, get huge, like it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Even but it wouldn't. Maybe it was too big exactly.
So that's like a little baby iguana. You think the
iguana was like born in the sewer and swam. You
think that's what happened with iguana. That is a big
iguana is in my toilet.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm screaming and I'm burning down the bathroom seems a
little bit of an overaction.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't think that's extreme at all. Bigger but so much.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
It's not like it's it's not like it's a venomous
cis snake or something.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Why don't we have a why don't we have an iguana?
Call up your crawl up your keyster? Theready? How about that?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
She said, bite, not crawl up your keyster.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I mean, well, I mean that's you know, I'm just saying,
what is this. I'm trying to find the text from
a birth. I swear you guys were on uh.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Maybe you were hallucinating after you ate all those mushrooms
or something.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I hung out. I hung out in a some mushrooms.
Yeah all right, Well I don't see it, so maybe
it didn't happen. I swear I sucked because I was like, wow,
that's an old story. He sent me an old story.
He's like wow, okay, And I was gonna do that
douchebag thing of texting back saying we talked about that
last night, but I didn't right back, so it didn't
happen anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It is the Ben Malor Show. We do have blame
jokes coming up in a bit. Let's say hello to
our buddy Jbone, who is in Portland. Hello, Jbone?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Hey man, are you doing's a crew?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
If I was any better, Jbone, I would be a man,
but not weed man. You know.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, that sound good. So I have some news for you.
But the poutine, I don't know if you've heard about
it is not in Costco up there?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh oh, why not?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I have no idea. But I have some good news
of the silver lining. If you can make it to
Portland on September fourteenth, there is a main poutine festival
going on. Oh oh, I think that's that's after many vendors.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, man, I would, I would love it.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
You can you go for me, Jybone and send me
food porn pictures of the poutine.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I can do that for you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, okay, I will live through you.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I had had listeners in Canada who have sent me
photos of the cast of the Costco food court and
they do have poutine.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And I know in Vancouver Toronto.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
This as as of a couple of years ago, at
least based on what the listener sent me, so at
least in Toronto and Vancouver in those areas. In Hamilton
they had the poutine.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
So yeah, thums's poor to buddy mine works here, and
he says it's gonna be over thirty vendors of poutine.
I'm like, how much different poutine can you have?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But everyone likes their own kind of poutine. I guess
I don't reckon?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, right, Hey, can I call somebody out from the
militia real quick?
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Good? Go all right?
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Do you agree with me that if you have two
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It's a bad look. I'll agree it's a bad look.
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There is no way you can be Bill's Mafia and
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It's a tough it's a tough upbreak and Jy Bone.
How about his blatant love. He wore knee pads for
Stefan Diggs and then the moment Digs got traded.
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Oh he's no good and all this stuff. Oh he was.
So it's such a phony with Stefan Diggs, such a phony.
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I know he's got the flag in his comback store,
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All right, listen, Andy the comic book guy. I know
you're listening, either live or to the podcast. If you
want to get into the octagon, are you willing to
do the octagon?
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Jaymone?
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Uh?
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Sure?
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Okay, all right, we'll do the octagon. If Andy wants
to do it, we'll do that. Andy versus Jaybone. I
gotta go, Jy Bone.
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Go to see a comedy show, Eddie, they have the
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There the main the main act comes on at the end.
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No.
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I want to tell you, Ay, I've enjoyed it.
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When you do the w NBA scores in my headphones,
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So if it's good, it's a good sound. I can
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Not just for a one score.
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Oh, you've done all the scores before some of the NFL.
There's more wide I do.
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But fun fact on deck everyone, Okay, fun fast swinging
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He had his own restaurant in Ohio. But then during
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fact Whisperer Alf the Allen of Piner, the man behind
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the Chef boy r D Empire, hanned his famous sauce
to supply rations to the US troops the boys overseas
there in World War Two. Do you think the soldiers
liked the sauce from Chef boy r D?
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Or do you think they thought, oh man, this stuff sucks.
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We don't know, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
thumbs up on the sauce.
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Do you think the sauce a winner? The soldiers liked it? Yeah,
there's a few people left from World War Two that
are still around. It's still with us. I wonder if
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Well, my dad was a longtime Army veteran, and I
know that, you know, he would always like at breakfast
he put all kinds of hot sauce on his eggs
of stuff. And he said it was kind of hold
over stuff from you know, army food that had no taste,
so you wanted to put anything on it you could.
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Well there Chef boy r d sauce and did he
get he must have gotten paid decent money from the
US government, right, I would think, you know, maybe not.
I don't know how that.
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When you retire from the R you get decent, decent
little cash.
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Well, I was talking about Chef Boyd, che the canning,
canning the sauce.
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Right, they made him an official general. I'm sure General Boyd.
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He's a regular joke writer, so's some very funny jokes in.
He's not sending any jokes this week because today is
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(30:54):
of years ago at rob Elementary School. So he's a
teacher in Uvaldi.
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So I spent a couple of seconds thinking about those
poor kids and whatnot today. So George, I know you'll
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So thank you. I know you're you're listening. All right,
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We'll lead off with one from George. Why is Lizzo's
favorite time.
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Of the year? Actually, this is not from George's from
somebody else. Why is Lizzo's favorite time of the year
the Easter season?
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Why?
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Well, because it kicks off with Fat Tuesday.
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You like that one? Uh? Yeah, you enjoyed that all right?
It's Big Ben's lame jokes a week. Who was Lizzo's
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that's right, Noah. That's Noah in Austin? Who said that one?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And why was Lizzo disappointed with her last trip to Costco?
Why she thought they had banana cream? Thighs chipping Maine?
Did you hear that Lizzo signed a new deal with
Sports Illustrated?
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Wow?
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new swim Tarp issue, which is coming this year.
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That's Brendan from Boston who sent that one in.
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Commonly known as what whole hog barbecue?
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That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Thank you very much,
appreciate that.
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At Surf Todd the comedian wrote this one, and he
said he's going to be in Kensington, Kansas at the
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June first, next Saturday night, so a.
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So tell him I sent you. All right now that
Lizzo quit singing.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She's going to do her first reality TV show weed Man.
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Wow.
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Did you know that weed Man hippie has finally found
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So that's from our friend, a guy named Dunk from
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All right, very nice, Big Ben's lame jokes a week?
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Did hear these Steelers are trying to trade for Patrick Mahomes?
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Eddie Garcia has been giving w NBA scores as games
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All the White Sox are complaining how about that? Why?
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Well, they're complaining that they would like equal billings since
they win more often than Caitlyn Clark in Rochester and Minnesota.
How soon you know how many losses? This is a
fun thing. We should go a raffle. How many losses
does Caitlyn Clark team have to have before Eddie is.
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Not mandated to give w NBA scores. We don't know
all right. What is the Dixter's life motto? Dick and Dayton?
What is the Dixter's life motto?
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What?
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Speak softly and carry a big yuke? That's Lucky fun Pack. Oh,
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Did you hear that cowboy Dan is looking to buy
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Off invented the toothbrush? Yeah, he said.
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If anyone else had invented it, it would have been
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It's Big Man's lame jokes in the week. What's the
difference between an ice cream machine and a fast food joint?
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And poppy?
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The ice cream machine has only broken half the time?
Half the time, even half The.
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Big Bends Lame jokes of the Week.
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These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners of
the show. And what do police officers say when Scottie
Schaeffler is driving.
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Four?
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They say four is what they say. They say four.
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All right, it's a big Ben's Lame jokes of the week.
Let's see what else do we have? Page down. Did
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he's really gonna be hard at work, really gonna be
hard at work.
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would have gotten me in some trouble. If I'd read
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Lame jokes of the Week.
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three, as cunning as a fox. In
our three of the original Recipe podcast, the police in
Kentucky have released the arrest footage of Scotty Scheffler. How
does that change things? Seeing the video the police have
how does that change things?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Scotty Scheffler's lawyer has doubled down on a no settlement
situation as that new arrest video emerges.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Your thoughts on this development?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Also, well, tuks in baseball unlikely to adopt robot umpires
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's the real reason for the hold up? We'll discuss
that and.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
A whole lot more right now, as we can even
talk underwater if we have to. It's our number three
plus lame jokes here it is. Let's go to the videotape.
Welmeme and the beginning of another hour of the Ben
Maler Show.
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the police blotter. We'll go to the audio tape. Nope,
the videotape. Bad boys, bad boys.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What they're gonna do when they come for you? Golf.
When I think of thugs in sports, I think of golf.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I do biggest thugs in sports, the criminal underground of golf.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Terrible?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All right, Anyway, Scottie Scheffler, this punk the world's number
one golfer is do in court on June third. This
is after the Louisville Police Department gave no indication that
the not one, not two, not three, but four charges
against the number one golfer in the world will be
(02:30):
dropped anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm bringing this up because the cops held a news
conference because they wanted that TV exposure. I think the
mayor wanted the TV exposure in Louisville. This happened on Thursday,
So the game of news conference alongside the Mayor of Louisville,
the Great Craig Greenberg.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
No idea who that is now?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
The officials vowed to quote, respect the legal process, let
it play out.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Love, Michaeliches, those are two great ones. Let's gonna let
a player.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So they released not one, but two videos, one of
them from a fixed pole camera and another which is
the dash cam of the police car. They could not
release the officer's camera because he didn't turn it on.
So I don't know if you saw the videos. They've
been bouncing all over the place.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I watched them.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
One is rather long, one is a little shorter. So
I don't know if you saw them or not. Maybe
you missed it. But here's how I saw it. As
we went to the video tape. And remember when I
first heard about this story, I said, well, Scotty Scheffler
is a dumbass.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know this is terrible based on the police report.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So we saw the video and Scotty Scheffler was slowly driving.
And when I say slowly, I'm talking crawling like a
Toddler through his way. He was making his way into
the entrance of Valhalla in Louisville, and you can see
in the videos from a distance, but it appears you
can see an officer ran over and molly wopped his windshield.
(04:06):
We're not sure with what something. We're not sure what.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
It didn't really matter.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So Scheffler then on the video, immediately stopped his vehicle
and was then detained and put in handcuffs shortly after that.
So let us discuss the question the Louisville Police releasing
the arrest footage of Scottie Scheffler, how does that development
change things in this story. So I've got Ronald McDonald, Belagio,
(04:36):
and Hobby Lobby, and we'll combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a banana cream
pie from Costco. In our production meeting, Kooper Loop and
Larna were advising me on the pie. I am considering
purchasing said pie this weekend, and they were advising me
what I can expect from the pie and what I
(04:59):
cannot expect from the pie. So I now have a
full understanding of the pie. That's what's called opposition research.
That's what's called scouting kids scouting a pie right now.
First of all, to answer the question the story changing
now because the police released the arrest footage, how does
that change things? Well, this was a major win for
Scotti Scheffler, and I'm pretty confident I'm not overreacting to that,
(05:24):
and I'm not being overly dramatic. And while he did
not have the charges dropped, and that ultimately is the
most important thing, from what we saw in the video,
the whole thing was overblown, completely overblown. The way the
story was presented and what's on the video, those two
things do not match up. Those are what's called polar opposites.
(05:46):
And I will garn f and t you if the
Louisville Police Department had better images and video, they would
have released them. They probably would have released them the
first day, but they didn't, and as a result.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
They released these videos.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now, I will say, well, Scotti Scheffler does not look
as bad. I still say that Scheffler and the cop
both look like schmucks in this, and the cop actually
looks worse. Right, The video makes the Louisville police officer
look like Ronald McDonald, a total clown.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And we support cops. We do.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We absolutely support app But that said, the police report
and the video they released, those two things side by
side is the A word.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's absurd.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It's absurd based on the available video. Again, this is
what they released. If they had better video, they would
have released the video. The police report that was sent
out a week ago. Total fabrication. Total fabrication. It appears,
based on my minutes long investigation of watching the video
and seeing the part of part of.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The news comrace with the mayor, you have an.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Over zealous officer who is very talented at creative writing
on his police report.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
And so that's what you got. And you put those
two things together and Toada, you got the story that
we had. Now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Secondly, Scotty Schefer's lawyer has doubled down, doubled down on
no settlement. A lot of people think Scheffler is just
gonna write a check. That's what usually happens here and
then your troubles go away or they get downgraded. The
lawyer is saying that's not gonna happen because in part
(07:29):
the new arrest video has emerged. What are your thoughts
on that development in this story?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
So here's what I.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Think of that As it stands now, Scotty Scheffler is
still in a whole lot of trouble. He's facing a
number of charges, as we said, but the big one
is second degree assault of a police officer. In the
state of Kentucky. Second degree assault is a Class C
felony which carries a maximum sentence of wait for it,
(08:00):
up to ten years in prison. Now he's not gonna
get even if he got convicted on all charges, he's
not gonna get ten.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Years in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's also a fine of ten thousand dollars, which I
believe last time Scotty Scheffler took a dump, ten thousand
dollars came out of his took us. Now nevertheless, all right,
Scheffler's attorney in this story, if you're the attorney, if
you're the defense attorney and you saw the video, you
are at the Bellagio.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
High limit poker. You are holding a royal flush in
your hands.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You've got the Ace, the King, the Queen, the jack,
the ten, all of the same suit, all of it.
I'll tell you why the video benign. It's benign. The
man the cop who arrested Scotti. Scheffler also has a
long history of not exactly being the most upstanding boy
(08:52):
scout of a cop and my favorite and all these
stories pop up on the internet. But this guy, at
one point you talk about like a hillbilly movie of
a cop. He once got in trouble as a police
officer for doing donuts with a drunk guy. Not a cop,
just a drunk civilian in his cop car. Let me
(09:15):
repeat that. So this guy, as a cop, thought it
was a good idea.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Let's go on and do some donuts in the cruiser,
the police cruiser with some drunk civilian. What could possibly
go wrong.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
There's also the other layer to this cake that the
PGA tour is going to put pressure on the city
of Louisville Valhalla, a big part of the golf world,
and they'll freak out the politicians there that they might
lose not only that but other large events. But when
you mix all of those ingredients together, based on what
(09:52):
we know now, and maybe something else will change that
down the line, but based on what we know now,
this is an unwinnable case and any district attorney would
know they can't win this case.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
You can't, you can't do it. No jury is going
to convict Scotty Scheffler on the felony charge. It's just
not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
What should have happened here, and I would have been
fine with is the cop because the Scheffler should not have.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Gone down that road. There was a guy that got
killed there and he didn't know it at the time.
But you can't.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
You can't go where you're not supposed to go, and
he should have known better. So you write a ticket, right,
you read it to you didn't follow the cops instructions,
or you just chew his ass out and read him
the Riot Act and all that for not paying attention.
But instead they charged him with a felony and that's
how they did it. And it would have been fine
(10:47):
if the video had matched up with the police report,
but he didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And so now we have the situation. We have final thought.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're gonna pivot to Major League Baseball Basic League Baseball
Commissioner Rob Manford, or as we call man Fraud.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
He said this week that robot umpires, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Those robots that are taking over our whole world, that
robot empires are unlikely unlikely. Rob Manford said robot umpires
unlikely to be introduced during the twenty twenty five season,
he said, because there's not been as much progress in
the minor leagues this year, is major League Baseball hit hoped?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So they're still in the he claims, the beta testing
phase for the robots. So Major League Baseball is.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Saying again for those of you in the back of
the room, that it is unlikely they will adopt the
robot umps in twenty twenty five. But what's the real
reason for the whole up. I'm not buying what the
commissioners said. That to me sounds like spin spin spin,
spin spin spin. So my theory on this, and I'm
never wrong about these things because it's my theory. How
(11:56):
can I be wrong about my own theory that the
WEASLEYU Commissi of Major League Baseball who defended and protected
and ran the interference for the cheating Astros.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Rob Manford the biggest ass one thousand and two one
thousand hole fan there is. I think I believe Manford's
getting pushed back. And while very few people have gone
on the record and said publicly that they don't like this,
the silent majority of baseball doesn't like it. People in
general don't like change and they're they're not gung ho
(12:30):
about automation in baseball. And there is one storyline that
has popped up and I totally buy it.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And I don't know if you saw this or not
or heard about.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It, but there is a big problem that a number
of the nerds in baseball have, and a handful of
players with robot umpires.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
They're complaining about the fact that they'll have to no
longer go to hobby lobby. Know what do I mean
by that? You know you're a hobby lobby. You can
get a frame.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
They have a good section of frames, but they'd have
to get rid of the frame section of Major League
Baseball because there would be no reason to frame pitches.
The whole art of framing pitches is to convince a
human being that you have gotten a strike when the
pitch was not in the strike zone. But if you
don't have a human being, assuming the algorithm goes generic,
(13:29):
it doesn't matter. Robots will mean the catching position. You
don't need defense. Who needs defense? You just sit back
there and it can be a Beer League bopper. If
you're a defensive first catcher who's claim to fame is
I don't hit very well. But man, am I good
at framing pitches and I'm really great?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Who needs you? You don't need that because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
He just put a fat guy out there to put
his glove where the strike zone is and if the
bitcher hits it, done, and if he doesn't hit it,
it's not like you can put the glove back in
and get the call.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
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Mahlor Show.
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Will we have to go to the next level. We
will get into that time now though for the mallor
(14:53):
riddle of the day. And here is the malor riddle
of the day. Dolphins linebacker Jalen Phillips found a blank
recently in his bathroom and wanted everyone to know about it.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Dolphin linebacker Jalen Phillips found a blank in his bathroom.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
That is the malord reader, love the day. The answer,
We'll get to it, and we will.
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Do it next.
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Speaker 1 (16:41):
Turn out for the Mallor Riddle of the Day. I
know you look forward to this. Don't lie to me. No,
this is juvenile, this is elementary. I'm a grown up.
I don't like the riddle. You're a liar. I don't
believe you don't lie to me. I don't like liars. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Here is the amazing Mallard Riddle of the Day, and
we go to the NFL for the riddle today. Dolphins
linebacker Jalen Phillips recently revealed that he found a blank.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
In his bathroom. That is the malor riddle of the day.
What is the answer? See? Does anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Art Puffin says he found Poppy's picks in his commode?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Is the answer? Who else we have? Page down? Page down?
We're getting some Scottie Scheffler comments here. We'll skip over
those for now.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Found pine tar on his soap, guessed by the Late
Night Drug tester. A answer from Bay City Tony. He
found a bottle of flintstone chewables. Okay, Alf the Alien
Opiner says, a book of celebrity fun facts. Alf is
(18:01):
the fun fact whisperer. I gotta use some of these
fun fact whisper messages. From Alth he sends me a
lot King Roy says a hot dog. He found a
hot dog in his bathroom. A bathtub TV from courtesy Flusher.
Who else we have? Page down? A loaf of bread
guest by ferg Dog. A fully built Lego death Star
(18:25):
from Asher.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That'd be kind of cool. Who else do we have?
Page down?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Justin in Cincinnati said he found Ben Bishop having Die
Die diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Jay Dot in Utah says he found weed man, hippie
and Lizzo using the shower. An alligator guessed by Dante
double O Mexican's going with a Komodo dragon.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
As his answer. Shane in Des Moines says the answer
is Hayes in Minnesota. He found Hayes in Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Matt the Warrior Raider fan says Jalen Philips found a
homeless hippie in his bathroom. Patrick DJ Spin from San
Diego going with golden throne. Donkey Sausage says a toilet
snake is what he found. A page down a slug
saying he found an upper decker in the bathroom. A
(19:22):
mason in Huntington Beach said he found a restaurant attendant
in his bathroom.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Chiefs tie guy. You know it's big If the Chiefs
tie guy's listening.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
He says weed man hippies teeth that the dolphin player
found weed man hippie's teeth. Robin Minnesota says he found
a Minnesota North Stars hockey puck.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
That'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
A toothless bum guessed by Ike in Roseville, Minnesota, milkman
Mike and Colorado says he found a camera that was
streaming right to OnlyFans, right there to OnlyFans. Eddie, do
you have an answer, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
Yes, I'm gonna say that he found a Burmese Python's.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I answer, Eddie, But that's unfortunately incorrect. It's also not
not a shamboo plushy. Guessed by it, just like Frank
the correct answer. Dolphin linebacker Jalen Phillips found a large
iguana crawling out of his toilet. A large iguana.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I would scream, right, oh man, how does that happen?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
How does the iguana get into the plumbing? How does
that it happens in Florida all the time. You see
his snakes or I haven't seen too many iguana stories.
But imagine you're sitting there for a while, playing on
your phone. You know a lot of people go to
the bathroom playing the phone when they're in the you know,
taking care of business. And you're there for a while,
you flush a couple of times, and then you don't look,
(20:44):
and then like something starts crawling up.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's what that's like, right out of a horror movie. Right.
Have you seen the photo on that Lorraina. No, I
have not.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You have not, all right, let me send that over
to you. Uh, I've got it right here.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
I will send it Eddie. Would you like to see? Also, Eddie,
would you would you like to see the larger water?
Have you found the video? Any?
Speaker 7 (21:03):
I'm good? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Come on the Cicada thing. You see the bus driver
sent the Cicada story old news.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Bus driver? Did you see that? No?
Speaker 7 (21:11):
I almost saw the incident and I quickly scrolled through it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
No, I'm saying, but the bus driver sent it. I
thought you were on the text, Chaine, the bus driver sent.
I know Cook was on there.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
I guess I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Oh, you weren't on there, Cooper, you you were on there, right,
the bus driver? No, what I know? I wasn't the
only one on there.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I think you guys didn't you didn't check your phones.
He sent it to me, but I know other people.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I thought. I thought you and Eddie.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
If he sent it as a text, I definitely did
not get it.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No. Yeah, I have not received anything. Do you want
to I'll send this to Coop because Eddie's a Eddie's
whipping out on this. I swear I'm not imagining that.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I got a text from our guy, the bus driver,
and he sent he sent the video.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
But anyway, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Uh, there you go. The answer was a very large one.
How big is that iguana?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
How do you think that's like a like a foot
long iguana. I'm waiting for this to open. But I
was in Guatemala. Well right there, when you start a
story with when I was in Guatemala, you know it's
gonna be good.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Yeah, and uh, oh my gosh, they had the biggest
iguanas I've ever seen in my life. That's actually that's
actually a small iguana.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
They're as big as my thigh ben and then the
male the tail alone is super long, like four arm long.
Coop's not impressed with the iguana. He's not. Didn't think
that's an impressive iguanda.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
I mean, get huge, like it wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Even but it wouldn't. Maybe it was too big exactly.
So that's like a little baby iguana. You think the
iguana was like born in the sewer and swam. You
think that's what happened with iguana. That is a big
iguana is in my toilet.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm screaming and I'm burning down the bathroom seems a
little bit of an overaction.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I don't think that's extreme at all. Bigger but so much.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
It's not like it's it's not like it's a venomous
cis snake or something.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Why don't we have a why don't we have an iguana?
Call up your crawl up your keyster? Theready? How about that?
Speaker 7 (23:12):
She said, bite, not crawl up your keyster.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I mean, well, I mean that's you know, I'm just saying,
what is this. I'm trying to find the text from
a birth. I swear you guys were on uh.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Maybe you were hallucinating after you ate all those mushrooms
or something.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I hung out. I hung out in a some mushrooms.
Yeah all right, Well I don't see it, so maybe
it didn't happen. I swear I sucked because I was like, wow,
that's an old story. He sent me an old story.
He's like wow, okay, And I was gonna do that
douchebag thing of texting back saying we talked about that
last night, but I didn't right back, so it didn't
happen anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It is the Ben Malor Show. We do have blame
jokes coming up in a bit. Let's say hello to
our buddy Jbone, who is in Portland. Hello, Jbone?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Hey man, are you doing's a crew?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
If I was any better, Jbone, I would be a man,
but not weed man. You know.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, that sound good. So I have some news for you.
But the poutine, I don't know if you've heard about
it is not in Costco up there?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Oh oh, why not?
Speaker 3 (24:12):
I have no idea. But I have some good news
of the silver lining. If you can make it to
Portland on September fourteenth, there is a main poutine festival
going on. Oh oh, I think that's that's after many vendors.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, man, I would, I would love it.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
You can you go for me, Jybone and send me
food porn pictures of the poutine.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
I can do that for you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, okay, I will live through you.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I had had listeners in Canada who have sent me
photos of the cast of the Costco food court and
they do have poutine.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And I know in Vancouver Toronto.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
This as as of a couple of years ago, at
least based on what the listener sent me, so at
least in Toronto and Vancouver in those areas. In Hamilton
they had the poutine.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
So yeah, thums's poor to buddy mine works here, and
he says it's gonna be over thirty vendors of poutine.
I'm like, how much different poutine can you have?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
But everyone likes their own kind of poutine. I guess
I don't reckon?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, right, Hey, can I call somebody out from the
militia real quick?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I've never done this before.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
All right, go ahead, all right, you.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Don't have a Bill's Mafia guy, Andy the comic book guy?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Good? Go all right?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Do you agree with me that if you have two
favorite teams you don't have one.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
It's a bad look. I'll agree it's a bad look.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
How is he a falcon stand? And then Bill's Mafia?
There is no way you can be Bill's Mafia and
anything else but Bill's Mafia.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It's a tough it's a tough upbreak and Jy Bone.
How about his blatant love. He wore knee pads for
Stefan Diggs and then the moment Digs got traded.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh he's no good and all this stuff. Oh he was.
So it's such a phony with Stefan Diggs, such a phony.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I'm calling him on the phony Bills Mafia. I mean,
I know he's got the flag in his comback store,
but you cannot have two favorite teams.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
All right, listen, Andy the comic book guy. I know
you're listening, either live or to the podcast. If you
want to get into the octagon, are you willing to
do the octagon?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Jaymone?
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Okay, all right, we'll do the octagon. If Andy wants
to do it, we'll do that. Andy versus Jaybone. I
gotta go, Jy Bone.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Thank you, Buddy, go away.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
And I saved the best for last. W NBA. Yeah,
the leagues eighty three eighty two in overtime Connecticut is four.
And oh, I said, now what lasts? But it's not
really last? What say you add something?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's like when you.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Go to see a comedy show, Eddie, they have the
warm up acts and the main events at the very end.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
There the main the main act comes on at the end.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
So you're saying the w NBA is a joke? Is
that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (26:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I want to tell you, Ay, I've enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
When you do the w NBA scores in my headphones,
I can literally hear people turning off the show.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
So if it's good, it's a good sound. I can
hear people snapping off.
Speaker 7 (27:11):
Not just for a one score.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Oh, you've done all the scores before some of the NFL.
There's more wide I do.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
But fun fact on deck everyone, Okay, fun fast swinging
a bat in the on deck circle. News from the
NFL where they goes on a Cardinals sign their first
round draft pick, wide receiver Marvin Harrison Junior. He gets
a deal worth thirty five point three seven million dollars
fully guaranteed uh the top three picks. However, quarterback Kayla
Williams of the Bears, quarterback Jalen Daniels of the Commanders,
(27:41):
and quarterback Drake may Or the Patriots all still unsigned.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
All right, very good, and now this.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Fun fact, all right, fun fact courtesy of the Fun
Fact Whisperer, the Great Alf.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
The Alien Opiner. We often mentioned on this show Chef boy.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
R D because of a certain caller from Brooklyn. But
did you know that Tory boyar D was a real person.
He had his own restaurant in Ohio. But then during
World War Two, according to our friend, the great fun
fact Whisperer Alf the Allen of Piner, the man behind
(28:18):
the Chef boy r D Empire, hanned his famous sauce
to supply rations to the US troops the boys overseas
there in World War Two. Do you think the soldiers
liked the sauce from Chef boy r D?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Or do you think they thought, oh man, this stuff sucks.
Speaker 7 (28:38):
We don't know, but I'm gonna I'm gonna go with
thumbs up on the sauce.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Do you think the sauce a winner? The soldiers liked it? Yeah,
there's a few people left from World War Two that
are still around. It's still with us. I wonder if
anybody as a relative, Yeah, not many.
Speaker 7 (28:52):
Well, my dad was a longtime Army veteran, and I
know that, you know, he would always like at breakfast
he put all kinds of hot sauce on his eggs
of stuff. And he said it was kind of hold
over stuff from you know, army food that had no taste,
so you wanted to put anything on it you could.
So I'm guessing the sauce was popular, all right.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well there Chef boy r d sauce and did he
get he must have gotten paid decent money from the
US government, right, I would think, you know, maybe not.
I don't know how that.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
When you retire from the R you get decent, decent
little cash.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Well, I was talking about Chef Boyd, che the canning,
canning the sauce.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Right, they made him an official general. I'm sure General Boyd.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Anyway, it is the Bay Mallor show you wanted. What
should we Why do we pause for the cost? How
about this?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Pause is weed man? There is he is there? He
is there?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
All right, we'll pause for the cause. We'll have a
big block of lame jokes of the week. We'll get
to that.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
We'll do it.
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Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Let's do this, it's Big Ben's lame jokes. We are there,
weed Man in Miami Lincoln Road. Still weed Man? Yeah,
all right? I did what before we get started. I
didn't want to acknowledge our friend George and Uvalde, Texas.
He's a regular joke writer, so's some very funny jokes in.
He's not sending any jokes this week because today is
the second anniversary of that elementary school shooting a couple
(30:54):
of years ago at rob Elementary School. So he's a
teacher in Uvaldi.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
So I spent a couple of seconds thinking about those
poor kids and whatnot today. So George, I know you'll
be back, you said next week with some horrible Lizzo jokes.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
So thank you. I know you're you're listening. All right,
let's get to it. Here we go.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
We'll lead off with one from George. Why is Lizzo's
favorite time.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Of the year? Actually, this is not from George's from
somebody else. Why is Lizzo's favorite time of the year
the Easter season?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Well, because it kicks off with Fat Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
You like that?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
You like that one? Uh? Yeah, you enjoyed that all right?
It's Big Ben's lame jokes a week. Who was Lizzo's
favorite first celebrity crush? I don't know, Jab of the Hunt. No,
that's right, Noah. That's Noah in Austin? Who said that one?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
And why was Lizzo disappointed with her last trip to Costco?
Why she thought they had banana cream? Thighs chipping Maine?
Did you hear that Lizzo signed a new deal with
Sports Illustrated?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, yeah, she'll She'll be on the cover of the
new swim Tarp issue, which is coming this year.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Well, it was Fast Gordon and Tacoma. Why is Lizzo
mad at the Lakers? Why because they got rid of
the Ham. They got rid of Darvin Ham. You're very upset.
That's Brendan from Boston who sent that one in.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Thank you, Brendan, very nice. Who else you have? Page
down here? Page down? What is Lizzo style barbecue, more.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Commonly known as what whole hog barbecue?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
That's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Thank you very much,
appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
At Surf Todd the comedian wrote this one, and he
said he's going to be in Kensington, Kansas at the
Veterans Hall Legion number one sixty six doing comedy on
June first, next Saturday night, so a.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Week from tomorrow. So if you go to Kansas and
you want to see Surfer Todd the Comedian, he'll be there,
So tell him I sent you. All right now that
Lizzo quit singing.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
She's going to do her first reality TV show weed Man.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Yeah, she's going to be naked and we're going to
be afraid.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Oh yeah, all right, Oh that's the great Lizzo jokes.
All right, what does weed Man called bubble wrap? A pillow?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
A pillow?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Where can you hear weed Man's new radio show W.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
E D.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You can hear it right Ship in Maine. Thank you
very much, Ship Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Did you know that weed Man hippie has finally found
a new home between two huge dumpsters. Yeah yeah, he's
now living between Lizzo and Bartolo, Cologne, Milkman.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Mike and Colorado.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Did you hear the news, big news here that weed
Man Hippie tried tried to join the Blue Angels.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Do you hear about that? You tried to join the
Blue Angel yea, they turned you down because they said
you you already are flying high enough without a plane.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
So that's from our friend, a guy named Dunk from
He says he's deep in the Shawnee National Forest, hiding.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
From the rattlesnakes, he said, but he's listening to the show.
Thank you for that. Did you know that weed Man
Hippie went to the dentist and got some new teeth? Well, congratulations,
they gave you new teeth, and they gave you some
chick lits teeth. But unfortunately, weed Man, you chewed them
up because they tasted so good. So that's unfortunate. All right.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
What do weed Man Hippie and Radio Shack have in common?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
What both useless? According to Noah in Austin, thank you,
Oh you laugh at that one. All right? Now, I
have a battle weed Man with this guy named David Vassay.
He's a Dodger. He host like the Dodger postgame show,
and he's we're in a battle with him right now.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Did you hear that Poppy will be joining David Vassay
on his postgame show.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Wow, yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
You're going to get a blue smurf and a brown.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Turd according to all right, did you hear that Bassy
and weed Man are going to have a TV show?
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Great?
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yes, it's called the Homer and the Boner is what's
called that study today? And why does why does that
David Ves wear a bib? According to Tony on the
postgame show that he does?
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Why because there's a lot of slapper slapper slabber That's why.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
All right, very nice, Big Ben's lame jokes a week?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Did hear these Steelers are trying to trade for Patrick Mahomes?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Wow? Yeah, they want their quarterback to be fat and
sassy is what they are in the Bay Area.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Eddie Garcia has been giving w NBA scores as games
of note this week.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
All the White Sox are complaining how about that? Why?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, they're complaining that they would like equal billings since
they win more often than Caitlyn Clark in Rochester and Minnesota.
How soon you know how many losses? This is a
fun thing. We should go a raffle. How many losses
does Caitlyn Clark team have to have before Eddie is.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Not mandated to give w NBA scores. We don't know
all right. What is the Dixter's life motto? Dick and Dayton?
What is the Dixter's life motto?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Speak softly and carry a big yuke? That's Lucky fun Pack. Oh,
thank you, weed Man. I'm glad you're hearing the show.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Did you hear that cowboy Dan is looking to buy
a new truck?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
No, yeah, he can.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
He cannot decide between the Jeep vand Wagner and the
Toyota front Runner. He can't make his mind up there.
Did you hear that sir scratch.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Off invented the toothbrush? Yeah, he said.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
If anyone else had invented it, it would have been
the teeth brush. That's jeopardy al Who sent that one in?
It's Big Man's lame jokes in the week. What's the
difference between an ice cream machine and a fast food joint?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
And poppy?
Speaker 3 (37:50):
What?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
The ice cream machine has only broken half the time?
Half the time, even half The.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Big Bends Lame jokes of the Week.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners of
the show. And what do police officers say when Scottie
Schaeffler is driving.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Four?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
They say four is what they say. They say four.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
All right, it's a big Ben's Lame jokes of the week.
Let's see what else do we have? Page down. Did
you hear that whoopee pie Blair got a job at
the library. Wow, Yeah, he's really gonna have or ho on,
he's really gonna be hard at work, really gonna be
hard at work.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Now, that's from Kurtin.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I almost read that a very different way, and that
would have gotten me in some trouble. If I'd read
it a different way, that would have not been a
very good thing there at all. All Right, that's it,
weed mat hippie, good luck. Actually, I'll send you an email.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
We've been somebody sent me a message about you, so
I'll send that to you. Thank you, eat man. All Right,
be safe out there in the mean streets of Miami.
Lame jokes of the Week.
Host
Ben Maller
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