May 31, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Russell Wilson endorsing Justin Fields for the "slash role" with the Steelers, Texans GM Nick Caserio leaving the door open for J.J. Watt to return, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb bird two. Step out
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The Giants and Podres are the betting favorites to land
Met slugger Pete Alonzo. What are the chances the Mets
trade the Polar Bear? Also, Relieverjre Lopez is denying that
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was asked about it right after and said he said it.
Do you believe his denial? And should Dodger fans be concerned?
The team showed interest in Blake Snell. Yikes, we'll discuss
that as well. No carry on baggage allowed here. It
is our number two. Hello and welcome. It's our numb
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berth three living large in our number three, Talking foot ball.
Interesting story bouncing around out of western Pennsylvania. How would
you classify Russell Wilson, mister and leave it? Did Russell
Wilson endorsing Justin Fields for the slash role with the Steelers?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
He did? He did.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Also, Texans CM Nick Cassario is leaving the door open
for JJ Watt to come back this upcoming season. What
is your perspective on this one? And Josh Jacobs, who
plays in Wisconsin now says he has pitched DeVante Adams
about returning to lambeau Field to play for the Packers again.
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Is this actually a possibility. I'll tell you about all
of these stories. We've got Big Bend's lame jokes of
the week. The comedy club is open as well, and
we'll get started right now here. It is our number three,
bending steel and bending the truth. Well come in the
beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show. We
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to mention this because Stevie Meatballs will find me and bludgeon.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Me if I don't tell you this.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now he's blind. We had a conversation last hour with
blind Emmett and blind Scott as I am the king
of the blind. People with vision hate me, but the
blind people love this show. So Stevie meant. Paull says,
when a blind person says they saw something, it is
to be taken as a metaphor for the word experienced.
He says while losing my sight back in the day,
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in a class at the Division of Blind Services, one
of the first things they taught us was that it's
okay to say the.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Words saw or see.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, Stevien Meatball's the only people that have a problem
with a blind person saying saw or see are douchebags.
So who cares what a douchebag thinks because they're losers.
Are right, they're bloody rouse. They're bloody rouse is what
they are. Am I using that term enough? Bloody ruse?
I feel like I'm using it a lot. Am I
overusing the term bloody ruse? Ozzie Waz and Ozzie momentum.
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You know, they were the guys that I'm not. I
can use it more right, Okay, thank you our lead.
This hour coming from a pig skin Palooza date line, dateline,
Western PA. Quarterback drama, quarterback drama, which makes for great
sports talk radio, wonderful, wonderful sports radio. So it does, no,
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it does. We are set up for a training camp battle.
Training camp opens up in about a month and a half.
Training camp battle between Russell Wilson and Justin Fields.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I mean, neither one of these guys that great. Russell
Wilson's best days in the rear room mirror and Justin
Fields has never really had great days. But they're there
in Pittsburgh and they're gonna try to figure this thing out. Now,
Mister un limit ded, mister unlimited crank.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Things up a couple of notches.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He cranked up the rhetoric. What did he say? I'll
tell you. I'll tell you what he said. Have you
missed it? So, Russell Wilson said that his current arch nemesis,
Justin Fields is a quote dynamic talent. He said. He
said that it's all about winning, and Fields would strike
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fear in defenses in a slash role. Now there's this player.
You probably don't know who this is because he played
a long time ago and he's an old guy. But
Cordell Stewart, who I used to just annihilate on this
show back when he played quarterback for the Steers, and
I was right, by the way, he wasn't very good
as a quarterback, but as a slash player, as a
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hybrid Swiss army knife top player, tip player. We did
a little bit this a little bit that he was
effective in that role anyway. That is what we call
the money quote, Russell Wilson saying that Justin Fields and
say listen, he'd be a dynamic talent as a slash player.
So the question, as we discussed, how would you classify
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Justin Field's getting an endorsement from Russell Wilson, How do
you classify Russell Wilson giving the endorsement for Justin Fields
for the slash role in Pittsburgh. I've got political polls, screenwriting,
and I also have dear Abby as well.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we'll get to all these things.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We'll combine them together, and we're gonna put them in
the deep prior and then we'll take them out, we'll
put them in the oven and we'll make some cinnamon rolls. So,
first of all, as you know, I am not just
your overnight gas bag. I am not people think of me.
They belittle me. You're just a blowhard on the radio.
Now I psychoanalyze, I do. So we psychoanalyze these comments.
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And it reads bad. It reads bad because you are
simultaneously in competition. I say that in air quotes, in
competition while endorsing the person you're competing with, switches their job.
For the most part, that is inflammatory. That is inflammatory.
So what's going on here? Send some texts out the
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streets are talking and what are they saying? The political posters, Well,
the election has not taken place yet. The political posters
are saying that all the key indicators have Russell Wilson
head and shoulders head and shoulders ahead with Mike Tomlin
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the only vote that matters there in Pittsburgh, meaning that
mister unlimited is going to get the first swing in
the batter's box, the first chance here that if that
is true, that Russell Wilson is in the catbird seed,
then these comments make sense, right because justin field, Now
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for what it's worth. He seemed open to the possibly
imagine if he said no, I don't want to do that,
screw you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But he seemed open to it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Being the Cordell Stewart slash quarterback receiver special teams guy,
he used the cliche He'll be ready whenever his name
is called and whatever capacity.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay, like a Navy seal.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Stay tuned, developing hot dot dot dot. Now, Secondly, we
head to Houston. Why. I thought there were some interesting
comments the GM of the Texans named Nick Cassario. He's
an ex pat, Nick Cassario, leaving the door open for
JJ Watt to come back during the regular season.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What is your perspective of us now?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Watt had hinted that he wanted to come back and
play and that the only team he really wanted to
play for was the Texans. I think he might have
said the Steelers also, but the Texans were on that
short list. So as long as Houston here's here's here's
my perspective on this. As long as Houston lives up
to the pundit predictions, the expectations. Okay, if they live
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up to the expectations, I will garn f and t
you some magic mushrooms that JJ Watt comes back. Now,
he's not gonna play the whole season. I don't even
think he's gonna play half the season. But with CJ.
Stroud at quarterback, the Texans are going to be one
of the teams in the NFL. In poker, they would
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say that team's on the come. You added Stefon Diggs
when he's motivated, he's pretty good. You've got running back
Joe Mixon late of the Cincinnati Bengals. And so this
is screenwriting one oh one. It is the storybook ending
to JJ Watt's career, beloved franchise icon. JJ Watt returns
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as the closer to elevate the long suffering Texan franchise
and lead.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Them to the promised Land.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The Super Bowl fade to black run the closing credits.
Now there is an alternative ending, right, There is an
alternative ending here where Nick Cassario, the GM and the
Texans indirectly questioned the integrity of the Houston defense because
if you truly believed the players on your defense were
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good enough, you would pump the brakes on encouraging JJ
Watt to come back. But he's not doing that unless
I misread it. He's not so. Really, what you're saying is, hey,
our defense, Ain't that good boy?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
We'd love to have jj Watt.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Who's been using the tools of ignorance makeup on television
the last year. Hello, Hello, Now he wants a front
row seat on the field. All right, farfick, Let's pinwheel
to the Badger State. That is where Josh Jacobs remember him?
Josh Jacobs, Well, he's living in Wisconsin now, I guess
(10:45):
not yet, but he will be so. Josh Jacobs says
that he pitched his former Raiders teammate Devonte Adams about
returning tet that Green Bay Packers. Is this a possibility?
Is this a possibility? So I will use the word sure,
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but not a good one. Does that make sense? Does
that work for you? Yeah, it's a possibility, but it's
not a good one. And it's dear Abby that said
it best. Never let an old flame burn you twice,
Never let an old flame burn you, trice. Green Bay
did not want to pay the price tag for Devonte Adams,
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and you could argue that they made the right call.
The Packers were back in the playoffs. They won a
playoff game this past year. They didn't have Davonte Adams
and they didn't have Aaron Rodgers and the guys they
brought in it worked at least so far, and that
you had somebody else to hold down the reins in
the wide receiver room. But if you didn't want to
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pay Demonte Adams when he was at the peak of
his superpowers, now he's expensive cheese and he's aged cheese.
Vante Adams is moving into his age thirty two season.
He is in the twilight of his prime. If Davonte
Adams enters the transfer portal, it ain't gonna be to
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go to Green Bay. It would be to go to
the Jets with Aaron Rodgers. And I will tell you
there is a contract clause where Adams, if the Raiders
wanted to, they could get out of his contract after
this upcoming season, So he really has one more year
of guaranteed money, and then after that you can futs
around with the contract and get rid of Davonte Adams
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and he's again age thirty two season. Usually in that business,
production goes down, down, down, down down as you get
past at the age of thirty as a wide receiver,
and your athletic prime ends at age thirty two. Yeah,
there are exceptions. There are exceptions of the rules. Normally
they have a big Mary Poppins like bag of pharmaceuticals
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and that's how that goes. It's super califragiles stick Xbali docies.
Is how it is easy for me to say, all
right is the Ben Maller Show. If you would like
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later this hour, we've got big men's lame jokes of
the week that'll be coming up a little bit later
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in the in the program, So we hope you can
be part of that. Why not, right, you want to
be part of that lame jokes of the week we'll
have as well? As I said with weed Man, I
think he'll be there, assuming he didn't get arrested again
out there on Lincoln Road in Miami, Miami, Miami. But
time now for the Mallord Riddle of the day. And
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here's the Mallor Riddle of the day. Danni Ka Patrick
recently announced that she believes Blank is fake.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Again.
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Dani Ka Patrick, this is the Mallar Riddle of today.
Dani Ka Patrick recently said that she believes Blank is fake.
That is the Mallor love to day the answer. We'll
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Speaker 1 (15:11):
I do not want to alarm the p ones on
the show, but I am slightly concerned here. We have
lame Jokes coming up in a few minutes and weed
Man's not on hold here Eddie, and his phone is
not working, so we're concerned that he might have been
incarcerated again. We're not sure because it's maybe his phone's
(15:33):
just broken, but usually when he doesn't answer his phone,
it means he's back in jail. So if that's the case, A,
we need someone to do a jail search.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
On weed Man.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know his real name, you know who I'm talking about,
the Tom Brady roast fan. And B we're gonna need
a fake weed Man as a backup because we don't
think he'll be part of Lame Jokes of the Week,
So that just the headline.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't want to alarm anyone. I don't think you're
alarming anyone to be I think people are very concerned.
I don't think so well.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Weed Man has become a huge star on the show
on Lame Jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I have enjoyed him taking over for me as your
straight man on the lame.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I won't about that. We love you man, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't know about that. Yeah, weed man means well,
love is a strong word.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, although, weed Man, the thing about Weave is I
I he asked for help the other day off the
air last week.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh yeah, I bet he did.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, I mean, he just needed information. You know, he's
not that tech savvy, and he's an older guy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So you've tried to help him before. Bet he doesn't
listen because he doesn't want help.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Generally, that's true. But the thing that's matting is like
his money was his government handout money was running out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So I was like, all right, here's the website. I
looked it up.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't live in Florida, I don't live in Miami,
but I you know, it's not that hard to look
these things up.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So I looked it up and I sent it to him.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And I don't know that he ever contacted the people
that he was supposed to count. So it's yeah, just
a little time nowt for the Mallard Riddle of the day,
never frustrating, never frustrating, malle real the day. Danik Patrick
recently said that she believes Blank is fake again. Dannika
Patrick recently believed said recently that she believes Blank is fake.
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That is the Mallor riddle of the day. What is
the answer? Kelly the Donut Lady Kelly in Nashville said,
airin Rogers is the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Andy from Lionel Lake says she found out that both
of her airbags were fake. Roy McElroy's divorce guessed by
the Late night drug tester. Who else do I page down?
Page down? Can't read that anti cinnamon role propaganda from
blind emmett Head News got this right, obviously cheating milkman.
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Mike said that she believes that Blind's is being an
adult that is fake.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Who else do you page down? Page down?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The answer to the Mallard Riddle of the day final
for the month of May is sir scratch off, and
Sir scratch off is fake. Crackers love Cheese from King
Rory page down. Eloy from Compton says Danica Patrick believes
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the Lakers Bubble Championship is fake. Well, it is fake, Eloy,
it is fake.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
In your face, Eloy, it is fake.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Robin Minnesota says she believes that Paul McCarthy actually died
in nineteen sixty nine. Who else, I forty Ian says
Danik Patrick believes her entire career. Her entire career is fake? Yeah,
Matthew Warrior Raider fan also said that Danny Kapasrik recently
announced that the Lakers twenty twenty championship is bogus because
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they played in a bubble in Disney World. That is
absolutely fake. Dan It would be right if she said that,
Matt and you know it. You just said it. Also,
Baker said the quality of Kirkland brand liquor is fake.
That that is the answer. Pro wrestling from Donkey Sausage.
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Page down?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Page down? Marcel's food picks guessed by clam it's his answer.
Let's see if Fudgie and Boston says the answer are is?
Danik Patrick said her breasts are are fake? Who else?
Fox high Wind says she believes Australia is fake? Wally
and Florida got it right. Bad job by him?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Chris says the FSR cockroach is fake? Are we living
a lie? Lorraine? Are we living a lie? Did we
make up the cockerroach? No, Ben, And now I check
for flipped upside down cockroaches every day. Yeah, you want
to give them a proper burial? I think anyway, I
want to torture them. Okay, you evil woman. Do you
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have an answer?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Eddie? I believe she does not believe that we landed.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
On the moon.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right, the correct answer. Dannika Patrick recently said she
believes that the moon landing was fake.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Buzz Your.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Lona is right. You're not supposed to get it right, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You're not supposed to get it No, you don't, screw you,
strew you. You're not supposed to get it right. Shame
on you, winning loser. You ruin the quality of the
show with that nonsense. We have to pick up the
(20:43):
quality of the show. So we'll say hello to Crypto Ray. Hello,
Crypto Ray. And you don't know Crypto Ray. This guy's
this guy's a young legend on the show. Hello Crypto Ray.
He's a very quiet legend.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Hey can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, No, we can't hear you at all.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Why does that work if I don't know, it shouldn't work, right,
How could we if we say we don't hear you?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Respond? Yeah, I can't hear you.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Are you there, Ray, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't think he can hear us, Eddie. I don't
think Ray, Crypto.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Ray can hear us?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
I can hear you?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You think you can hear us, Eddie. I don't know
if you can hear us.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Lorena, you think you can hear us? Lorena, No, I
don't think he can. Bet alright anyway, just drop him?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
All right, all right, I'll have to hang up.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe we can put him, put him back on. Maybe
we'll record it again.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Hold, let me press a couple buttons.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, press, do that. All right, let's try it again.
Let's go now to a legendary caller on this show,
Crypto Ray. Hello, Crypto Ray.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
How are we doing? Man? How we doing?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Hold, hold on a second, Coop. You don't like when
the callers ask how I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Is that correct? Coop?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Well, I mean we weren't ready with a response for
that time.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
So okay, we just got it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Should we take it from the top? Yeah, okay, all right,
let's we'll do it from the top, and uh, Laurena,
you know what to do, right, press the right button
combination over there.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Because we don't know, because you know, you only do
your you know, if I was blah blah blah. We
don't know what city he's from, so you can't. Yes, yes,
that's true, I'll know. Let me get that off the air.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm sorry about this, but
we record the show and sometimes we have mistakes, and
we do a clean show. We do a clean product.
We we did a segment with Alf we read the
wrong comment.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
All right, it looks like it's it looks like it's Fullerton, Ben, Fullerton, Fullerton.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, all right, let's let's check in now and let's
say hello to y from Fresno. Hello, Crypto, Ray, Ben Mahler.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
This season of The Apprentice is the best yet. Man,
I cannot wait for the season for now in November?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What hold on, Coop? Did this guy call for the
podcast the entertainment podcast I do? Or is he calling
up for the sports show?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
I'm honestly very confused.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Now, Ben, is this Maybe he wanted to call Petros?
Maybe you think Petros is he in the show? Or no,
he's not in the show. The Old Pe, The Old
Pe Who's hosting next week on Fox Sports Radio he.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Was the host of the Final Hour or last night
or yesterday. Yeah, I think for a couple of days.
Next week he's going to be hosting the fun Where's Jonas?
Is he celebrating his birthday? Apparently?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Really? Was he nine years old?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He said? Yeah, good for him? How old is Jonas?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Do we know? He's twenty one?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
All right? He's a vampire, so LeVar says, he's like
five hundred and seventy two. Wow, Now he doesn't seem
to age.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Joe is the first time I met him. Plus, he
dresses like a vampire, and.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He doesn't he doesn't get near me when they eat
a lot of garlic.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He just not all right? Should we do this one
more time? What do you think? One more time?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You good with one more take on this? Yeah? One more?
Now you think we can?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
How about we do this for the Monday show because
then we can save this for the Monday and then
we have one less call to take on the Monday show?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
About that? Would would that be good?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Sounds like a plan?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Lorain? Are you okay with that? For the Monday show?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
It's your show, Ben, You do what you want?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay? All right, let's go back. Now, we say hello
to a man, a myth, a legend calling in from
the Motor City.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
We say hello to Crypto Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Hello, Crypto Ray.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Hello Ben. Look, I'm rooting for Mark Cuban and the
Mavericks because Mark Cuban is doing for Dallas what Jerry
Jones can't winning.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
But you're in the Motor City, Ray, Why do you
care about the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I'm like in the I'm more like in the metaverse.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Hold on, sick uh LORRAINA. Don't that's a paid mentioned
the metaverse? Right, that's a that's a isn't that that that?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I will dump it, Ben, Okay, all right, well can
you bleep it? Not?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Don't just bleep it?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, okay, just bleep it and we're good on that. Yeah,
all right, Well enough of that at cryptorec Can you
can you toss to ed Can you toss to Eddie?
Crypto Ray, you want to do to toss to Eddie?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This is the professional toss. This is Crypto Ray. And
here's here's his debut on the air, tossing to the news.
Let's hear how he does go ahead.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
And here's the news with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Sure, right to the perfect, right, right to the pod.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Love you, no screwing around? All right, thanks for being
a good sport crypto.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Now, Ben, God forbid that any of us ever get
a divorce. But if we do, we should do what
what Darren Waller did he divorced? It was a Kelsey Plum,
the w NBA star. And so to respond to that, no,
you don't do this, he has released a music video Yes,
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talking about his divorce from his wife.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I saw a little bit of thing is where he
literally puts his balls into a box. That's my favorite
part of this. You can see it in the video.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He takes his balls off very sub Yeah. How about
when she stabs him in the back with a knife.
I wonder what he's trying to say.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
There problems with he said, he it's very unlikely this
woman is going to take him back.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Right, that's number one?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I would say, so yes, number two, Eddie, like I
would assume he wants to date other one, Let's check
with our female expert Lorena. Now, Lorena, you're here in
the dating game.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
The guy does this to his ex girlfriend sends out
a little love video. Does that make you more attracted
to the guy or less attracted to the guy because
he's kind of a douche?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Definitely less attracted, Right, that's not very masculine?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Batch out by him?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Who thought that that was a good idea?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Obviously Waller did, but didn't He had other people make
it for him, right, there were people involved.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So here's a little sample.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Turn take it time, Just take it time.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You might have to take over much. Tell you wait, man,
that's good talented man.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
We we miss malone.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
We have better song parodies on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That completely I don't know if you're being serious or not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, I am quality. The people that make music for
this show are better, ohioal and all the other guys
are Buddy and Richmond are Guy and in Flint, Michigan.
These people are better than that.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
And I promise you he spent a lot more money
on his song than they did.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Jay Scoop is sitting somewhere in the Ukraine and is
a more talented performer than whoever did that. So you know,
I guess that was the aforementioned Darren Waller. It is
the Ben Maler Show. Are you ready for fun?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Eddie? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Fun fact. I am not a fan of Major League
Baseball tweaking the rule book, but they did it whether
they didn't ask me for any advice. But it turns
out that there is an interesting footnote to Baseball adding
the Negro league stats into the regular big league stats.
They were separate, but Baseball's combined them together by adding
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the thirteen games that Willie Mays played for the Birmingham
Black Barons. They added that to his Major League Baseball
career totals. That means that Willy Mays has now become
the tenth member of the three thousand game played club.
What do you get for that? What do you get
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for the three thousand games played club?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Is there something lovely? Plaque? Get? Like a plaque and
all that?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Willy? He's still around. I don't think he's doing that well,
but he's ninety three. The say hey kid, Willie Mays.
Last I heard, he wasn't doing that well. But he
still has that forever plane ticket that he bought from
my thick American Airlines. It's my favorite Willie May's story.
Back in the eighties, they sold tickets for like ridiculous
(29:53):
amounts of mid like five hundred thousand dollars, but you
could fly for free for the rest of your life.
And Willy Mays bought one, and I think he paid
extra so he can bring someone with him, like his
wife or whatever. And yeah, he bought one of those
forever plane tickets. I'm pretty sure they did not think
he was going to live to be ninety three plus.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Which is what he is right now.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
We know the only thing that sucks about that?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes, coop?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What would suck about having a chance to fly anywhere
you want after paying a one time fee?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Well, because what if American Airlines doesn't fly where you
want to go? It would pain you so much to
pay for a plane ticket, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, but I think you can go. I'm confused because
you can go anywhere you don't there's no limits on.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, it's American Airlines, right, yes, yeah, So what if
they don't fly, like what to where you're trying to
go to?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
We don't don't They fly pretty much everywhere?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
But what do they not fly somewhere where they don't
fly but you could.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Fly close, right, couldn't you?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You can fly fly close?
Speaker 8 (31:01):
No, I don't know. I mean they fly all over
the world. They're American Airline. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, they fly all over the world. That's their branding.
Coop's now looking to see where they don't fly. I
know what you're doing. I can hear you. I can
hear your typeing. I know what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, well, I mean there's they go to forty eight
different countries and so that's a lot.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
But there's like two hundred and southern countries.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, anyway, here's one. Eddie will appreciate that. Back to
the Darren Waller story, he says, my friend, the great
Ted Soble, he briefly worked here, Eddie. You know great
Ted Sobl, veteran.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, I Seeman Kings games all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Sports news guy hosted studio NFL shows for years, he says.
He says, remember that Darren Waller is the great grandson
of musical legend Fats Waller.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh, that's right, I did not remember. I did not. Yeah,
Petros told the great Chris Meyers story, by the way,
on yesterday's show, because I what was his story? I've
heard many of them. He said that Chris Myers used
to go in and absolutely blow up the bathroom really
in the like where all the where all the big
(32:17):
wigs hung out, like you know how Terry Bradshaw, and
they would get so upset.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
That is impressive. And uh, I don't remember him doing
that when he worked at our place, nor do I.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But Chris usually uh what you know, he got out
of there pretty quick. He didn't The chair was still
spinning as he got in his car.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We would get whiplash. We would get whiplash from him
trying to sprint out. Uh. Anyway, all right, do we
have the fake weed man or the real weed man?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Coop? What do we have neither?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
No? Oh my god, a dry show, no weed Man.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I might have to cancel it now.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
We'll do it anyway, all right, Well, straight ahead, big bends,
lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that and
we will do it.
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Speaker 4 (33:37):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Blame weed blame wee too. It's Big Ben's lame joke
of the week. All right, let's do it. No weed Man,
but good news, we are told that he is not
currently in jail. Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady ROAs
fans as weed Man is not currently listed on the
inmate list for Miami Dade County.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
So his phone must just be broken.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
And we don't have our normal fake weed Man. So
we've gone to the bullpen. We're calling in Fudgie. Budgie,
come on from Boston. Hello, Fudgie, Hey Ben, I love
you Ben. All right, here we go, Big Ben's lamp
jokes of the week. Who who has Lizzo not seen
(34:20):
in a really long time?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Her toes? That's the joke, that's the joke. Eddie, you've
ruined the joke.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, it's not Eddie. Eddie ruins the riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
He ruins the joke. No, you're not supposed to answer.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
The joke, Eddie, you're the joke assassin.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That was from Noah and Austin. Why does Lizzo want
to go to Germany and get on the Autobahn? I
don't know why she thinks it has no feed limit?
You like that fake weed man? That's Dennis in Detroit.
How did Lizzo lose three hundred pounds? How she's robbed?
(35:08):
Robbing the Mariner fan off of his house?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
That's Eric. That's pretty good. What did Lizzo say? I'm
sure just is laughing at that song?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah? What did Lizo say to the doctor who told
her to lose a hundred pounds?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I don't know what she said.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
She said, fat chance of that happened?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah? You like that one fake weed man? That was
pretty good?
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Right? Yeah? Why I need money?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, don't we all? That was from econ Roseveo, Minnesota.
Why did Lizo want to study earthquakes?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't know why she wanted.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
To be able to eat off the tectonic plates that
he should. That's our buddy George and Uvalde, Texas. Do
you you know that? Do you know what Lizzo's name
is when translated into Japanese?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Godzilla Eddie?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yes, you're this close to I'm just gonna read the
jokes without you.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
That's Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Thank you, milk. Then why is Lizzo a fan? A
fan of the David Veasse postgame show?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, she says it's great background noise to drop a
douce too. That's Tony in the I want to send
Coop some offensive jokes here. I don't think he's going
to read any of them on the air, but I'll
give it to I'll give it to Coop, so if
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he wants to read some he can. Big Man's lame
jokes of the Week. Well, what are Lizzo's retirement goals?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
She wants to focus on her mental health and continue
to grow as a person. The Chip and Maine. Who
sent that one in? Because yeah, Big Ben's name jokes
of the week. What does weed Man call wet cardboard?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I don't know, waterbed? He can Rosevelt, Minnesota, hear that
we hippy he's running out of food Eddie.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's unlikely Lizzo's gonna help either. I don't think she's
gonna help. That's Tom from Fullerton. How did we man
Hippie paid tribute to Bill Walton?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I smoked some weed?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh haul, Eddie, you're out with Shelley. That's Eric in
Kansas breaking news.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Both weed Man and his connect it was contact rather
are out of weed. Both weed Man in his contactor connect.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
I think you're right the first all.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Both weed Man and his connector out of weed. Eddie?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Is that a Are you asking me a question?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Well, no, it's that's the lead into a joke. You're
probably gonna ruin because you run all these jokes.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Uh Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Turns out they had to file for joint bankruptcy Eddie bankruptcy.
That's from Art Puffin, The Great Art Puffin sent that
one in. Hear that weed Man has a new neighbor. No, yeah,
it's Eddie. He went broke or he went woke and
now he's broke. Berg Dog says no, w n b A.
(38:39):
That's from ferg Dog. What does driftwood have in common
with weed man, hippie.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
They both wash up on the beach. That's from George.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Oh boy, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hear that weed Man is headed back to jail.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No, I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah yeah, but but this time only for the the
conjugal visits Eddie.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
So that's a tony in the bay.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And how can weed man afford to live in his
own gated community?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's corrugated. It it's corrugated. That's what you like that
fake weed man? Fudgie? Oh thank you fake?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Do you have an offensive joke?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
What is a non binary person's favorite drink?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't know, gender.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
Fluid other perfect from Jay New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
All right, yeah, you're you're going to hell, jay uh
and you two Coop?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right, let's see who else do we have? Page Dad?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I think that's I think we're out of time.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Be what a way to help, Jeez, Joop, good job,
Thank you, fake weed man, go away.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Hey,
Hello and welcome. It's our numb bird two. Step out
of the powder room for hour two on the original
Recipe podcast, Talking beys Ball.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That's right, a little baseball for you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Giants and Podres are the betting favorites to land
Met slugger Pete Alonzo. What are the chances the Mets
trade the Polar Bear? Also, Relieverjre Lopez is denying that
he called his Mets team the worst in the whole
fn MLB, even though it was on tape and he
(00:34):
was asked about it right after and said he said it.
Do you believe his denial? And should Dodger fans be concerned?
The team showed interest in Blake Snell. Yikes, we'll discuss
that as well. No carry on baggage allowed here. It
is our number two. Hello and welcome. It's our numb
(00:58):
berth three living large in our number three, Talking foot ball.
Interesting story bouncing around out of western Pennsylvania. How would
you classify Russell Wilson, mister and leave it? Did Russell
Wilson endorsing Justin Fields for the slash role with the Steelers?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
He did? He did.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Also, Texans CM Nick Cassario is leaving the door open
for JJ Watt to come back this upcoming season. What
is your perspective on this one? And Josh Jacobs, who
plays in Wisconsin now says he has pitched DeVante Adams
about returning to lambeau Field to play for the Packers again.
(01:43):
Is this actually a possibility. I'll tell you about all
of these stories. We've got Big Bend's lame jokes of
the week. The comedy club is open as well, and
we'll get started right now here. It is our number three,
bending steel and bending the truth. Well come in the
beginning of another hour of the Ben Mahler Show. We
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to mention this because Stevie Meatballs will find me and bludgeon.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Me if I don't tell you this.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now he's blind. We had a conversation last hour with
blind Emmett and blind Scott as I am the king
of the blind. People with vision hate me, but the
blind people love this show. So Stevie meant. Paull says,
when a blind person says they saw something, it is
to be taken as a metaphor for the word experienced.
He says while losing my sight back in the day,
(03:18):
in a class at the Division of Blind Services, one
of the first things they taught us was that it's
okay to say the.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Words saw or see.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, Stevien Meatball's the only people that have a problem
with a blind person saying saw or see are douchebags.
So who cares what a douchebag thinks because they're losers.
Are right, they're bloody rouse. They're bloody rouse is what
they are. Am I using that term enough? Bloody ruse?
I feel like I'm using it a lot. Am I
overusing the term bloody ruse? Ozzie Waz and Ozzie momentum.
(03:53):
You know, they were the guys that I'm not. I
can use it more right, Okay, thank you our lead.
This hour coming from a pig skin Palooza date line, dateline,
Western PA. Quarterback drama, quarterback drama, which makes for great
sports talk radio, wonderful, wonderful sports radio. So it does, no,
(04:14):
it does. We are set up for a training camp battle.
Training camp opens up in about a month and a half.
Training camp battle between Russell Wilson and Justin Fields.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I mean, neither one of these guys that great. Russell
Wilson's best days in the rear room mirror and Justin
Fields has never really had great days. But they're there
in Pittsburgh and they're gonna try to figure this thing out. Now,
Mister un limit ded, mister unlimited crank.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Things up a couple of notches.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He cranked up the rhetoric. What did he say? I'll
tell you. I'll tell you what he said. Have you
missed it? So, Russell Wilson said that his current arch nemesis,
Justin Fields is a quote dynamic talent. He said. He
said that it's all about winning, and Fields would strike
(05:05):
fear in defenses in a slash role. Now there's this player.
You probably don't know who this is because he played
a long time ago and he's an old guy. But
Cordell Stewart, who I used to just annihilate on this
show back when he played quarterback for the Steers, and
I was right, by the way, he wasn't very good
as a quarterback, but as a slash player, as a
(05:26):
hybrid Swiss army knife top player, tip player. We did
a little bit this a little bit that he was
effective in that role anyway. That is what we call
the money quote, Russell Wilson saying that Justin Fields and
say listen, he'd be a dynamic talent as a slash player.
So the question, as we discussed, how would you classify
(05:48):
Justin Field's getting an endorsement from Russell Wilson, How do
you classify Russell Wilson giving the endorsement for Justin Fields
for the slash role in Pittsburgh. I've got political polls, screenwriting,
and I also have dear Abby as well.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we'll get to all these things.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We'll combine them together, and we're gonna put them in
the deep prior and then we'll take them out, we'll
put them in the oven and we'll make some cinnamon rolls. So,
first of all, as you know, I am not just
your overnight gas bag. I am not people think of me.
They belittle me. You're just a blowhard on the radio.
Now I psychoanalyze, I do. So we psychoanalyze these comments.
(06:36):
And it reads bad. It reads bad because you are
simultaneously in competition. I say that in air quotes, in
competition while endorsing the person you're competing with, switches their job.
For the most part, that is inflammatory. That is inflammatory.
So what's going on here? Send some texts out the
(06:58):
streets are talking and what are they saying? The political posters, Well,
the election has not taken place yet. The political posters
are saying that all the key indicators have Russell Wilson
head and shoulders head and shoulders ahead with Mike Tomlin
(07:19):
the only vote that matters there in Pittsburgh, meaning that
mister unlimited is going to get the first swing in
the batter's box, the first chance here that if that
is true, that Russell Wilson is in the catbird seed,
then these comments make sense, right because justin field, Now
(07:41):
for what it's worth. He seemed open to the possibly
imagine if he said no, I don't want to do that,
screw you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But he seemed open to it.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Being the Cordell Stewart slash quarterback receiver special teams guy,
he used the cliche He'll be ready whenever his name
is called and whatever capacity.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Okay, like a Navy seal.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Stay tuned, developing hot dot dot dot. Now, Secondly, we
head to Houston. Why. I thought there were some interesting
comments the GM of the Texans named Nick Cassario. He's
an ex pat, Nick Cassario, leaving the door open for
JJ Watt to come back during the regular season.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What is your perspective of us now?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Watt had hinted that he wanted to come back and
play and that the only team he really wanted to
play for was the Texans. I think he might have
said the Steelers also, but the Texans were on that
short list. So as long as Houston here's here's here's
my perspective on this. As long as Houston lives up
to the pundit predictions, the expectations. Okay, if they live
(08:55):
up to the expectations, I will garn f and t
you some magic mushrooms that JJ Watt comes back. Now,
he's not gonna play the whole season. I don't even
think he's gonna play half the season. But with CJ.
Stroud at quarterback, the Texans are going to be one
of the teams in the NFL. In poker, they would
(09:17):
say that team's on the come. You added Stefon Diggs
when he's motivated, he's pretty good. You've got running back
Joe Mixon late of the Cincinnati Bengals. And so this
is screenwriting one oh one. It is the storybook ending
to JJ Watt's career, beloved franchise icon. JJ Watt returns
(09:40):
as the closer to elevate the long suffering Texan franchise
and lead.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Them to the promised Land.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The Super Bowl fade to black run the closing credits.
Now there is an alternative ending, right, There is an
alternative ending here where Nick Cassario, the GM and the
Texans indirectly questioned the integrity of the Houston defense because
if you truly believed the players on your defense were
(10:09):
good enough, you would pump the brakes on encouraging JJ
Watt to come back. But he's not doing that unless
I misread it. He's not so. Really, what you're saying is, hey,
our defense, Ain't that good boy?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
We'd love to have jj Watt.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Who's been using the tools of ignorance makeup on television
the last year. Hello, Hello, Now he wants a front
row seat on the field. All right, farfick, Let's pinwheel
to the Badger State. That is where Josh Jacobs remember him?
Josh Jacobs, Well, he's living in Wisconsin now, I guess
(10:45):
not yet, but he will be so. Josh Jacobs says
that he pitched his former Raiders teammate Devonte Adams about
returning tet that Green Bay Packers. Is this a possibility?
Is this a possibility? So I will use the word sure,
(11:07):
but not a good one. Does that make sense? Does
that work for you? Yeah, it's a possibility, but it's
not a good one. And it's dear Abby that said
it best. Never let an old flame burn you twice,
Never let an old flame burn you, trice. Green Bay
did not want to pay the price tag for Devonte Adams,
(11:27):
and you could argue that they made the right call.
The Packers were back in the playoffs. They won a
playoff game this past year. They didn't have Davonte Adams
and they didn't have Aaron Rodgers and the guys they
brought in it worked at least so far, and that
you had somebody else to hold down the reins in
the wide receiver room. But if you didn't want to
(11:48):
pay Demonte Adams when he was at the peak of
his superpowers, now he's expensive cheese and he's aged cheese.
Vante Adams is moving into his age thirty two season.
He is in the twilight of his prime. If Davonte
Adams enters the transfer portal, it ain't gonna be to
(12:12):
go to Green Bay. It would be to go to
the Jets with Aaron Rodgers. And I will tell you
there is a contract clause where Adams, if the Raiders
wanted to, they could get out of his contract after
this upcoming season, So he really has one more year
of guaranteed money, and then after that you can futs
around with the contract and get rid of Davonte Adams
(12:32):
and he's again age thirty two season. Usually in that business,
production goes down, down, down, down down as you get
past at the age of thirty as a wide receiver,
and your athletic prime ends at age thirty two. Yeah,
there are exceptions. There are exceptions of the rules. Normally
they have a big Mary Poppins like bag of pharmaceuticals
(12:56):
and that's how that goes. It's super califragiles stick Xbali docies.
Is how it is easy for me to say, all
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(13:16):
in the in the program, So we hope you can
be part of that. Why not, right, you want to
be part of that lame jokes of the week we'll
have as well? As I said with weed Man, I
think he'll be there, assuming he didn't get arrested again
out there on Lincoln Road in Miami, Miami, Miami. But
time now for the Mallord Riddle of the day. And
(13:37):
here's the Mallor Riddle of the day. Danni Ka Patrick
recently announced that she believes Blank is fake.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Again.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Dani Ka Patrick, this is the Mallar Riddle of today.
Dani Ka Patrick recently said that she believes Blank is fake.
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Speaker 1 (15:11):
I do not want to alarm the p ones on
the show, but I am slightly concerned here. We have
lame Jokes coming up in a few minutes and weed
Man's not on hold here Eddie, and his phone is
not working, so we're concerned that he might have been
incarcerated again. We're not sure because it's maybe his phone's
(15:33):
just broken, but usually when he doesn't answer his phone,
it means he's back in jail. So if that's the case, A,
we need someone to do a jail search.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
On weed Man.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You know his real name, you know who I'm talking about,
the Tom Brady roast fan. And B we're gonna need
a fake weed Man as a backup because we don't
think he'll be part of Lame Jokes of the Week,
So that just the headline.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I don't want to alarm anyone. I don't think you're
alarming anyone to be I think people are very concerned.
I don't think so well.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Weed Man has become a huge star on the show
on Lame Jokes.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I have enjoyed him taking over for me as your
straight man on the lame.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I won't about that. We love you man, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I don't know about that. Yeah, weed man means well,
love is a strong word.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Yeah, although, weed Man, the thing about Weave is I
I he asked for help the other day off the
air last week.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh yeah, I bet he did.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, I mean, he just needed information. You know, he's
not that tech savvy, and he's an older guy.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So you've tried to help him before. Bet he doesn't
listen because he doesn't want help.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Generally, that's true. But the thing that's matting is like
his money was his government handout money was running out.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So I was like, all right, here's the website. I
looked it up.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I don't live in Florida, I don't live in Miami,
but I you know, it's not that hard to look
these things up.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So I looked it up and I sent it to him.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And I don't know that he ever contacted the people
that he was supposed to count. So it's yeah, just
a little time nowt for the Mallard Riddle of the day,
never frustrating, never frustrating, malle real the day. Danik Patrick
recently said that she believes Blank is fake again. Dannika
Patrick recently believed said recently that she believes Blank is fake.
(17:17):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day. What is
the answer? Kelly the Donut Lady Kelly in Nashville said,
airin Rogers is the answer.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Andy from Lionel Lake says she found out that both
of her airbags were fake. Roy McElroy's divorce guessed by
the Late night drug tester. Who else do I page down?
Page down? Can't read that anti cinnamon role propaganda from
blind emmett Head News got this right, obviously cheating milkman.
(17:57):
Mike said that she believes that Blind's is being an
adult that is fake.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Who else do you page down? Page down?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
The answer to the Mallard Riddle of the day final
for the month of May is sir scratch off, and
Sir scratch off is fake. Crackers love Cheese from King
Rory page down. Eloy from Compton says Danica Patrick believes
(18:26):
the Lakers Bubble Championship is fake. Well, it is fake, Eloy,
it is fake.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
In your face, Eloy, it is fake.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Robin Minnesota says she believes that Paul McCarthy actually died
in nineteen sixty nine. Who else, I forty Ian says
Danik Patrick believes her entire career. Her entire career is fake? Yeah,
Matthew Warrior Raider fan also said that Danny Kapasrik recently
announced that the Lakers twenty twenty championship is bogus because
(18:55):
they played in a bubble in Disney World. That is
absolutely fake. Dan It would be right if she said that,
Matt and you know it. You just said it. Also,
Baker said the quality of Kirkland brand liquor is fake.
That that is the answer. Pro wrestling from Donkey Sausage.
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Page down?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Page down? Marcel's food picks guessed by clam it's his answer.
Let's see if Fudgie and Boston says the answer are is?
Danik Patrick said her breasts are are fake? Who else?
Fox high Wind says she believes Australia is fake? Wally
and Florida got it right. Bad job by him?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Chris says the FSR cockroach is fake? Are we living
a lie? Lorraine? Are we living a lie? Did we
make up the cockerroach? No, Ben, And now I check
for flipped upside down cockroaches every day. Yeah, you want
to give them a proper burial? I think anyway, I
want to torture them. Okay, you evil woman. Do you
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have an answer?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Eddie? I believe she does not believe that we landed.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
On the moon.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
All right, the correct answer. Dannika Patrick recently said she
believes that the moon landing was fake.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Buzz Your.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Lona is right. You're not supposed to get it right, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
You're not supposed to get it No, you don't, screw you,
strew you. You're not supposed to get it right. Shame
on you, winning loser. You ruin the quality of the
show with that nonsense. We have to pick up the
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quality of the show. So we'll say hello to Crypto Ray. Hello,
Crypto Ray. And you don't know Crypto Ray. This guy's
this guy's a young legend on the show. Hello Crypto Ray.
He's a very quiet legend.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Hey can you hear me?
Speaker 2 (21:03):
No, No, we can't hear you at all.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Why does that work if I don't know, it shouldn't work, right,
How could we if we say we don't hear you?
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Respond? Yeah, I can't hear you.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Are you there, Ray, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
I don't think he can hear us, Eddie. I don't
think Ray, Crypto.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Ray can hear us?
Speaker 7 (21:29):
I can hear you?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
You think you can hear us, Eddie. I don't know
if you can hear us.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Lorena, you think you can hear us? Lorena, No, I
don't think he can. Bet alright anyway, just drop him?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
All right, all right, I'll have to hang up.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Maybe we can put him, put him back on. Maybe
we'll record it again.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
Hold, let me press a couple buttons.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, press, do that. All right, let's try it again.
Let's go now to a legendary caller on this show,
Crypto Ray. Hello, Crypto Ray.
Speaker 7 (21:59):
How are we doing? Man? How we doing?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Hold, hold on a second, Coop. You don't like when
the callers ask how I'm doing?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Is that correct? Coop?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Well, I mean we weren't ready with a response for
that time.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
So okay, we just got it.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Should we take it from the top? Yeah, okay, all right,
let's we'll do it from the top, and uh, Laurena,
you know what to do, right, press the right button
combination over there.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Because we don't know, because you know, you only do
your you know, if I was blah blah blah. We
don't know what city he's from, so you can't. Yes, yes,
that's true, I'll know. Let me get that off the air.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Okay, all right, all right, I'm sorry about this, but
we record the show and sometimes we have mistakes, and
we do a clean show. We do a clean product.
We we did a segment with Alf we read the
wrong comment.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
All right, it looks like it's it looks like it's Fullerton, Ben, Fullerton, Fullerton.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, all right, let's let's check in now and let's
say hello to y from Fresno. Hello, Crypto, Ray, Ben Mahler.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
This season of The Apprentice is the best yet. Man,
I cannot wait for the season for now in November?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What hold on, Coop? Did this guy call for the
podcast the entertainment podcast I do? Or is he calling
up for the sports show?
Speaker 8 (23:25):
I'm honestly very confused.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Now, Ben, is this Maybe he wanted to call Petros?
Maybe you think Petros is he in the show? Or no,
he's not in the show. The Old Pe, The Old
Pe Who's hosting next week on Fox Sports Radio he.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Was the host of the Final Hour or last night
or yesterday. Yeah, I think for a couple of days.
Next week he's going to be hosting the fun Where's Jonas?
Is he celebrating his birthday? Apparently?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Really? Was he nine years old?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
He said? Yeah, good for him? How old is Jonas?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Now?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Do we know? He's twenty one?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
All right? He's a vampire, so LeVar says, he's like
five hundred and seventy two. Wow, Now he doesn't seem
to age.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Joe is the first time I met him. Plus, he
dresses like a vampire, and.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
He doesn't he doesn't get near me when they eat
a lot of garlic.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He just not all right? Should we do this one
more time? What do you think? One more time?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You good with one more take on this? Yeah? One more?
Now you think we can?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
How about we do this for the Monday show because
then we can save this for the Monday and then
we have one less call to take on the Monday show?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
About that? Would would that be good?
Speaker 8 (24:37):
Sounds like a plan?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Lorain? Are you okay with that? For the Monday show?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
It's your show, Ben, You do what you want?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay? All right, let's go back. Now, we say hello
to a man, a myth, a legend calling in from
the Motor City.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
We say hello to Crypto Ray.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Hello, Crypto Ray.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Hello Ben. Look, I'm rooting for Mark Cuban and the
Mavericks because Mark Cuban is doing for Dallas what Jerry
Jones can't winning.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
But you're in the Motor City, Ray, Why do you
care about the Dallas Mavericks.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I'm like in the I'm more like in the metaverse.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Hold on, sick uh LORRAINA. Don't that's a paid mentioned
the metaverse? Right, that's a that's a isn't that that that?
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I will dump it, Ben, Okay, all right, well can
you bleep it? Not?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Don't just bleep it?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, okay, just bleep it and we're good on that. Yeah,
all right, Well enough of that at cryptorec Can you
can you toss to ed Can you toss to Eddie?
Crypto Ray, you want to do to toss to Eddie?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This is the professional toss. This is Crypto Ray. And
here's here's his debut on the air, tossing to the news.
Let's hear how he does go ahead.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
And here's the news with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Sure, right to the perfect, right, right to the pod.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Love you, no screwing around? All right, thanks for being
a good sport crypto.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
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Speaker 2 (26:16):
Now, Ben, God forbid that any of us ever get
a divorce. But if we do, we should do what
what Darren Waller did he divorced? It was a Kelsey Plum,
the w NBA star. And so to respond to that, no,
you don't do this, he has released a music video Yes,
(26:36):
talking about his divorce from his wife.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I saw a little bit of thing is where he
literally puts his balls into a box. That's my favorite
part of this. You can see it in the video.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He takes his balls off very sub Yeah. How about
when she stabs him in the back with a knife.
I wonder what he's trying to say.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
There problems with he said, he it's very unlikely this
woman is going to take him back.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Right, that's number one?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I would say, so yes, number two, Eddie, like I
would assume he wants to date other one, Let's check
with our female expert Lorena. Now, Lorena, you're here in
the dating game.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
The guy does this to his ex girlfriend sends out
a little love video. Does that make you more attracted
to the guy or less attracted to the guy because
he's kind of a douche?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Definitely less attracted, Right, that's not very masculine?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Batch out by him?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Who thought that that was a good idea?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Obviously Waller did, but didn't He had other people make
it for him, right, there were people involved.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
So here's a little sample.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Turn take it time, Just take it time.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
You might have to take over much. Tell you wait, man,
that's good talented man.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
We we miss malone.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
We have better song parodies on the show.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That completely I don't know if you're being serious or not.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No, I am quality. The people that make music for
this show are better, ohioal and all the other guys
are Buddy and Richmond are Guy and in Flint, Michigan.
These people are better than that.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
And I promise you he spent a lot more money
on his song than they did.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Jay Scoop is sitting somewhere in the Ukraine and is
a more talented performer than whoever did that. So you know,
I guess that was the aforementioned Darren Waller. It is
the Ben Maler Show. Are you ready for fun?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Eddie? Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Fun fact. I am not a fan of Major League
Baseball tweaking the rule book, but they did it whether
they didn't ask me for any advice. But it turns
out that there is an interesting footnote to Baseball adding
the Negro league stats into the regular big league stats.
They were separate, but Baseball's combined them together by adding
(29:03):
the thirteen games that Willie Mays played for the Birmingham
Black Barons. They added that to his Major League Baseball
career totals. That means that Willy Mays has now become
the tenth member of the three thousand game played club.
What do you get for that? What do you get
(29:23):
for the three thousand games played club?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Is there something lovely? Plaque? Get? Like a plaque and
all that?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Willy? He's still around. I don't think he's doing that well,
but he's ninety three. The say hey kid, Willie Mays.
Last I heard, he wasn't doing that well. But he
still has that forever plane ticket that he bought from
my thick American Airlines. It's my favorite Willie May's story.
Back in the eighties, they sold tickets for like ridiculous
(29:53):
amounts of mid like five hundred thousand dollars, but you
could fly for free for the rest of your life.
And Willy Mays bought one, and I think he paid
extra so he can bring someone with him, like his
wife or whatever. And yeah, he bought one of those
forever plane tickets. I'm pretty sure they did not think
he was going to live to be ninety three plus.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Which is what he is right now.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
We know the only thing that sucks about that?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes, coop?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What would suck about having a chance to fly anywhere
you want after paying a one time fee?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Well, because what if American Airlines doesn't fly where you
want to go? It would pain you so much to
pay for a plane ticket, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, but I think you can go. I'm confused because
you can go anywhere you don't there's no limits on.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Well, it's American Airlines, right, yes, yeah, So what if
they don't fly, like what to where you're trying to
go to?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
We don't don't They fly pretty much everywhere?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
But what do they not fly somewhere where they don't
fly but you could.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Fly close, right, couldn't you?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You can fly fly close?
Speaker 8 (31:01):
No, I don't know. I mean they fly all over
the world. They're American Airline. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Well, they fly all over the world. That's their branding.
Coop's now looking to see where they don't fly. I
know what you're doing. I can hear you. I can
hear your typeing. I know what you're up to.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, well, I mean there's they go to forty eight
different countries and so that's a lot.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
But there's like two hundred and southern countries.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Yeah, anyway, here's one. Eddie will appreciate that. Back to
the Darren Waller story, he says, my friend, the great
Ted Soble, he briefly worked here, Eddie. You know great
Ted Sobl, veteran.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, I Seeman Kings games all the time.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Sports news guy hosted studio NFL shows for years, he says.
He says, remember that Darren Waller is the great grandson
of musical legend Fats Waller.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh, that's right, I did not remember. I did not. Yeah,
Petros told the great Chris Meyers story, by the way,
on yesterday's show, because I what was his story? I've
heard many of them. He said that Chris Myers used
to go in and absolutely blow up the bathroom really
in the like where all the where all the big
(32:17):
wigs hung out, like you know how Terry Bradshaw, and
they would get so upset.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
That is impressive. And uh, I don't remember him doing
that when he worked at our place, nor do I.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
But Chris usually uh what you know, he got out
of there pretty quick. He didn't The chair was still
spinning as he got in his car.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
We would get whiplash. We would get whiplash from him
trying to sprint out. Uh. Anyway, all right, do we
have the fake weed man or the real weed man?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Coop? What do we have neither?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
No? Oh my god, a dry show, no weed Man.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I might have to cancel it now.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
We'll do it anyway, all right, Well, straight ahead, big bends,
lame jokes of the week. We'll get to that and
we will do it.
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Speaker 4 (33:37):
Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Blame weed blame wee too. It's Big Ben's lame joke
of the week. All right, let's do it. No weed Man,
but good news, we are told that he is not
currently in jail. Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady ROAs
fans as weed Man is not currently listed on the
inmate list for Miami Dade County.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
So his phone must just be broken.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
And we don't have our normal fake weed Man. So
we've gone to the bullpen. We're calling in Fudgie. Budgie,
come on from Boston. Hello, Fudgie, Hey Ben, I love
you Ben. All right, here we go, Big Ben's lamp
jokes of the week. Who who has Lizzo not seen
(34:20):
in a really long time?
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Her toes? That's the joke, that's the joke. Eddie, you've
ruined the joke.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
No, it's not Eddie. Eddie ruins the riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
He ruins the joke. No, you're not supposed to answer.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
The joke, Eddie, you're the joke assassin.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
That was from Noah and Austin. Why does Lizzo want
to go to Germany and get on the Autobahn? I
don't know why she thinks it has no feed limit?
You like that fake weed man? That's Dennis in Detroit.
How did Lizzo lose three hundred pounds? How she's robbed?
(35:08):
Robbing the Mariner fan off of his house?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
That's Eric. That's pretty good. What did Lizzo say? I'm
sure just is laughing at that song?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah? What did Lizo say to the doctor who told
her to lose a hundred pounds?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
I don't know what she said.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
She said, fat chance of that happened?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah? You like that one fake weed man? That was
pretty good?
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Right? Yeah? Why I need money?
Speaker 4 (35:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
All right, don't we all? That was from econ Roseveo, Minnesota.
Why did Lizo want to study earthquakes?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't know why she wanted.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
To be able to eat off the tectonic plates that
he should. That's our buddy George and Uvalde, Texas. Do
you you know that? Do you know what Lizzo's name
is when translated into Japanese?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Godzilla Eddie?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yes, you're this close to I'm just gonna read the
jokes without you.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
That's Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Thank you, milk. Then why is Lizzo a fan? A
fan of the David Veasse postgame show?
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, she says it's great background noise to drop a
douce too. That's Tony in the I want to send
Coop some offensive jokes here. I don't think he's going
to read any of them on the air, but I'll
give it to I'll give it to Coop, so if
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he wants to read some he can. Big Man's lame
jokes of the Week. Well, what are Lizzo's retirement goals?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
She wants to focus on her mental health and continue
to grow as a person. The Chip and Maine. Who
sent that one in? Because yeah, Big Ben's name jokes
of the week. What does weed Man call wet cardboard?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
I don't know, waterbed? He can Rosevelt, Minnesota, hear that
we hippy he's running out of food Eddie.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's unlikely Lizzo's gonna help either. I don't think she's
gonna help. That's Tom from Fullerton. How did we man
Hippie paid tribute to Bill Walton?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I smoked some weed?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oh haul, Eddie, you're out with Shelley. That's Eric in
Kansas breaking news.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Both weed Man and his connect it was contact rather
are out of weed. Both weed Man in his contactor connect.
Speaker 8 (38:01):
I think you're right the first all.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Both weed Man and his connector out of weed. Eddie?
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Is that a Are you asking me a question?
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Well, no, it's that's the lead into a joke. You're
probably gonna ruin because you run all these jokes.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Uh Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Turns out they had to file for joint bankruptcy Eddie bankruptcy.
That's from Art Puffin, The Great Art Puffin sent that
one in. Hear that weed Man has a new neighbor. No, yeah,
it's Eddie. He went broke or he went woke and
now he's broke. Berg Dog says no, w n b A.
(38:39):
That's from ferg Dog. What does driftwood have in common
with weed man, hippie.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
They both wash up on the beach. That's from George.
Speaker 8 (38:49):
Oh boy, oh.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Hear that weed Man is headed back to jail.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No, I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah yeah, but but this time only for the the
conjugal visits Eddie.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
So that's a tony in the bay.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
And how can weed man afford to live in his
own gated community?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It's corrugated. It it's corrugated. That's what you like that
fake weed man? Fudgie? Oh thank you fake?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Do you have an offensive joke?
Speaker 8 (39:29):
What is a non binary person's favorite drink?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
I don't know, gender.
Speaker 8 (39:35):
Fluid other perfect from Jay New Hampshire.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
All right, yeah, you're you're going to hell, jay uh
and you two Coop?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right, let's see who else do we have? Page Dad?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I think that's I think we're out of time.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
Be what a way to help, Jeez, Joop, good job,
Thank you, fake weed man, go away.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Hey,
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