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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number four, ironically enough, on
this fourth day of the month of June. A happy
Tuesday to you. It's all about that money, money, money, money,
So who got next? Who's gotten next? I should say,
after justin Jefferson gets that massive payday from the Minnesota Vikings.
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What happens to the wide receiver pay market? Also, speaking
of that shure, the Dolphins throw more money at the
Cheetah Tyreek Hill and Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson claimed that
his shoulder is ninety five percent recovered. How is this?
How is this twenty four season? Looking for one Anthony Richardson?
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He said, ninety five percent recovered. They're the indie quarterback.
We'll talk about that and a whole lot more right now,
make way, as we are back in the action, all
on the same page right here in our number four.
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Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Justin Jefferson right now is the conductor. Show me the money.
He got the money, He got the money, the Vikings emptied,
the Rainy Day Fund and then some He got so
much money now he never has to see snow again
while living in Minnesota. That's how much money he's got,
breaking the bank a record for NFL. Now, people have
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pointed out that there's random scrub NBA players that get
more than that. That's true, that's true, but by NFL standards,
in that ecosystem, it's the most money outside of a quarterback.
So we're not gonna sit here and break down to
Justin Jefferson contract again. If you want to call up
and talk about that. That's fine. But instead it's the
ripple effect from this that is intriguing here as we
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crank up the speculation machine. And that's the part of
the story that I want to talk to you about.
The question and here it is. Frame it this way,
Who's gotten next? Who's gotten next? After Justin Jefferson gets
his extension with the Minnesota Vikings. So I've got the
cutthroat brown bag, dopple radar, the doppler radar. We'll get
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to all of those things. We'll mix them together, and
we're going to make some loser named Frank in Vegas
who sabotage the game show last hour and that's an
FCC violation.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
What Frank did?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Now anyway, to answer the question, who's gotten next? Now
that Justin Jefferson got his extension, this is the hottest
of hot locomotives on that jew money train. Everyone in
their uncle. It's like that train that I think it's
in India or Pakistan where everyone's standing on top of
the train. Have you seen that photo? Yes, wild, that's
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crazy photo.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's like one train a day runs to this, like
you know, far Alay plays in the boondocks and so
if you missed the train, you got to wait to
the next day. So everyone's like on the train, they're
standing on top of the train, they're hanging outside the train.
It's wild. Makes for a great photo. I just google it,
Just google it. It's kind of like what the money
train is right now. Another way to describe it would
be like a party game musical chairs and Justin Jefferson
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got paid. So he spent about two minutes talking about
Justin Jefferson getting his money and then and the music
plays and the cutthroat world. Everyone is trying to get
a seat on the train before the music stops, and
then you're kicked off the train. That's it now, Jamar
Chase of the Cincinnati football team, this is the one
that most pundits are saying is going to get paid.
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The player that will cash in. He will be the
benefitsh area of this. And on the surface, it makes
sense because Jamar Chase, depending on what stat you look at,
is certainly in the same class as Justin Jefferson. Nevertheless,
despite being in that same category, I'm giving a wink
in a nod to see d Lamb not a real lamb,
(05:03):
but ceed Lamb my money is on Ceedee Lamb getting
paid next instead of Jamar Chase. And here's why, I
believe it is much more likely that Jerry Jones, who
has shown great self control, not yet paying Dak Prescott
or Micah Parsons or Cede Lamb. It is much more
probable that Jerry Jones will deep in, We'll reach into
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his pocket and grab a big truck of cash right
deep in the pocket there and pay Cede Lamb before
the Bungals, all right, before they have to go on
a crime spree and start robbing trains to pay for
Jamar Chase's contract. So my money is on the Cowboys
paying Lamb before the Bengals pay Jamar Chase. That's where
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I'm at now. Furthermore, speaking of wide receivers lining up
to get paid, how about Tyreek Hill's agent, Drew Rosenhaus
been called the Scott Boris of football. Drew Rosenhouse, who
went on a camera interview on camera interview and said
said that he has a fluid line of communication with
the Miami football team. You think he would. He lives
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in South Florida and that he's been in conversations with
the Dolphins about upping the contract for his client, the
Cheetah Cheata Cheta Cheetah, because Justin Jefferson got paid and
so now the ripple effect. He's got to get paid,
his guy's got to get more money. And these other
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players who want more money. And it's not just the
contract for Justin Jefferson, AJ Brown, Aman Ross Saint Brown.
Also what can Brown do for you can get paid
a lot of money. So question here should the Dolphins?
Should the Dolphins throw more money at Tyreek Hill? Now
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the question was presented should they And the answer to
that question is no, will they? Yes, I believe they will.
If you gave me some of that funny money house
money to bet on. I say he gets more money.
They rework his contract, they move around some numbers, they
fut's around with the salarycap, and they say, I will
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get you some more money. We'll do a solid for you.
They don't have to do a solid. But if it
was just based, it's not my money, as we always
say with these things. But my position on Tyreek Hill,
all right, my advice, professional advice, unsolicited advice from behind
the boldie pulpit here at Fox Sports Radio. The Miami
Dolphins should brownbag it. They should grab a paper bag
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and breathe into it. Take deep breasts, breathe into the
paper bag, and do not hyperventilate. It's going to be okay.
It is going to be okay. Show some poise, act
like you've been there before. Tyreek Hill is thirty years old.
Now in the real world, when you're thirty, man, you're
in good shape. Boy, things are going well for you.
At age thirty, life's really good and everyone's around a
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healthy everyone's in good shape most of the time when
you're thirty. But from an athletics standpoint, you're you're getting
close to the the end of your athletic prim Here's
just about thirty two, right, And when you think that
Tyreek is thirty years old, and what is his superpower?
His legs and how does speed age? It ages like milk?
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Is what it ages like? And so Kansas City let
the cheatah run off into the Serengetti in Miami and
Kansas City has won back to back Super Bowl. Well
mahomes okay, I get it, I understand, but it doesn't
he have a second career planned anyway? Hasn't Tyreek Hill
talked about his second career. Is he gonna get an
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only fans page duporno or something like that. I think
he is right. He wants to do porn anyway. All right,
last thing, we go to Indianapolis, where the basketball team
was exciting, the football team was not. And that's where
we're gonna go talk about the football team. So quarterback
Anthony Richardson remember him. Yeah, he was a guy who
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was supposed to be drafted later on, but because he's
built like Adonis, he was drafted higher and is a
classic overdrafting and all that. Anyway, Anthony Richardson recently did
an interview. He says that he is about ninety five
percent right now. He had an operation on his shoulder
that knocked him out. Richardson has been participating in the OTAs.
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The OTAs. Just a few weeks ago we had some
reports about that said he was throwing about forty passes day.
So he did have surgery at the end of the
twenty twenty three season, just five weeks that's it into
the season and he had some Rice Crispy Snap Crackle Pop.
So Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson claiming that his mangled shoulder
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is ninety five percent recovered ninety five percent. So how
is the outlook for the twenty twenty four season looking.
And I used to have this thing called it was
Robertos Mexican Doppler, but Roberto took that with him, my
old engineer, when he went to be a bus driver
and left the glamorous world of overnight radio. So instead
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I have the Malther Doppler radar, which is a spin
off of Roberto's old radar, and the the radar on
Anthony Richardson's outlook is gloomy. You've gotta be pessimistic. And
here's why Richardson has gone on the record on the record,
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and what I'm about to tell you I relate to
because I'm I'm a Taurus. I'm I'm a Taurus. I'm
stubborn now tourist, although I do occasi from the go
on trips. But Anthony Richardson has said this offseason that
he will not adjust his playing style, and that is oink, oink,
peggy pig headed. That's and I respect it. I'm stubborn,
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He's stubborn. But Richardson saying that, and we assume take
him at face value, that's that's the reality. He's not
going to change his playing style. He's not going to
smooth out the rough around the edges part of the game.
And so Anthony is a six two hundred and forty
four pound wrecking ball. There are reports he's up to
about two sixty one. Story I read said that he's
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heavier now than JJ Watt was in his playing days
and Richardson, Yeah, he'll have some good games. He played
well in some games last year for the Colts. But
the question was about the Mallard Doppler radar, and if
you look at the Doctor radar, the forecast is gloomy
because even though he'll have some good games, there's not
a lot of longevity. You're talking about like paper towels.
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You use the paper towels and then you throw the
paper towels away, single use. That's it, and then you
go get a new roll of paper towels, or in
this case, you go get a new quarterback. It is
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It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, i just said a malanmala about fifteen minutes on
NFL receivers and I'm still getting feedback from Mallar's mount
of money. I just want you to know, and I
don't know if you're talking about this part on the air,
but that was all scripted. That was I'm a professional,
that was all I was doing. I was doing acting.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
Raw.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I think I'm gonna win a Tony Award, and I
just wanted to make I wanted to make blan Emmett
feel better. So we paid this guy, Frank, a couple
of shekels and he you know, he was a good actor.
It was one of his debut performances on the show,
and we were looking for somebody who replaced Doc Mike.
He doesn't call that much anymore. We can't afford him.
His rate went up, and so we were auditioned. We
(14:21):
were auditioning Frank in Vegas, and I thought I did
not have I don't know if you saw the copy
on that, but in the original the table read we
had in the afternoon. All the show we go over
in the afternoon and the table read, he didn't use
that American gladiators line. He added that after because he
(14:42):
didn't he didn't read the earlier pages where we included
American gladiators. Wow, look at him, right, good job by Frank. Applause,
improv even made up some Fugese neck injury. Some people
are saying that that segment should be repeated at the
end of the year show.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
It was one of your better performances, that's sure, and
my acting as you met Eddie, are you admitting right now?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Eddie just admitted I was acting. That was all that.
It was all a ruse. I was not flustered at all.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You're an amazing actor.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I was told by the great radio mat Rick D's.
He said, Ben, sometimes you got to make a mistake
to let the listener think that that you're human. And
I said, you know what, mister D's DZ sleez. I
will do that. So every once in a while, Eddie,
I let my guard down and I do some performance
art myself. That's what happened. You're amazing, Thank you, thank you.
(15:36):
Will I win an Academy award, a Tony Award? What
will I win?
Speaker 8 (15:40):
I love you?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You will win a trip to nowhere any lifetime? Sly nothing? Yeah,
all right, very good. Let's call the phones. We'll say
hello to any meenie miney. Let's go to Matt Matt
is in North Dakota. Hello, Matthew, welcome.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
I'm not in Northcota.
Speaker 9 (16:01):
I'm in Dallas, Texas.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
In my hold again my defense, the location on my
board is I'll fix it, okay, no calls. Which is
North Dallas is closer to North Dakota than like South Dallas. Right,
I'm not. I mean it's just you go to the airport.
(16:25):
You have great airport in Dallas, and then you can
fly the sas North Dallas. No, but on my straight
street the Margins on my straight Coop were aft out.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Another great acting performance from then pretending to make a mistake.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
On my board.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I have name, I have location, I have a comment,
and I have your phone number so I can stalk
you if you say bad words. So I have all
that stuff. And uh and it said North d is
what it said. So I assume North Dakota.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
You get so many colors from there.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
It was many people live in North Dakota. Right, come on,
all right, well what do you go?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
First time love A long time I'm a day early
on the New Collic Club, but I want to study
the history, just a brief history with you. I robbed
Scott farrell Man and I hated.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
You when you came on, but I kept listening.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
And you grew on me like a parasite.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Well, I appreciate that night, and I want you to know.
I want you to know that I have I have
much radio respect for Scotti Farrell. I had him on
my podcast as a guest. I've known Scott for many,
many years. I think Scott might have been snorting cocaine.
I don't know for sure while he was on the podcast,
but I mean he was having he was having a
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grand time. I don't know that's you know, some people
listen said that, I don't know he was having a
great time.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Basketball.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
You can't say that. I mean, that's a fun word
to say, but we can't say that.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah, how about an s load? How about that?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
But he's got an as Yeah, all right, I want
to I want to go back to the night set
average one in the conference and sorry again in the
second round.
Speaker 9 (18:07):
Uh, you very quickly dismissed them in the next series,
and you're doing the same tonight.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Now do you mean, do you really think five games?
Speaker 9 (18:15):
You don't think they're going to give them a series.
I'm not saying they're gonna win. It's gonna they're not.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
The games will be close and the Celtics will win,
and there'll be the mistake here. Mistake there to take two.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Players for each team, who has the best two players.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'll take the Celtics top because because both both the
Celtics guys played defense. Luca I don't care all these
media reports. He's playing great defense. I will see. Let's
see what he does in this series. I don't believe it.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
He was fifth in the league in steels.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, that's one defensive stat and he's a designation. What's okay.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
I think I think they're going to give him a series.
I mean I think I.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hope, I hope you're right. I hope I'm wrong. I
would be better for the show if there's a series,
if we get a game seven.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You want to see that.
Speaker 9 (18:57):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I agree, yeah, all right much.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
I couldn't agree more on the Kyrie thing.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
Perkins is an idiot for saying that that is so dumb.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Whether it was true, whether it would work or not.
Speaker 9 (19:09):
That's not the point.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, for those for those a mission, Perkins is like
the fans of Boston shouldn't boo.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
It's like it's like tell them like something in City
of Boston would come out and say, I mean, it's
just dumb.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, it's it's like you're saying, like when the Celtics
when they go to Dallas and they have to play
the matter, do not do not boo, Jason Turtam, do
not come on exactly.
Speaker 9 (19:31):
It's basketball kind of well kind of I don't know
what kind of keyword is that. Anyway, love the show, all.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Right, hang up, go I thank you? All right, there,
you don't Kelly I'd like to. Uh. Coop wanted me
to apologize to you, he said, he got a little
flustered this. I apologize Kelly on behalf of Coop. Yeah yeah, okay,
thank you Kelly. All right, I appreciate that. All right,
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thank you. Let's go to hollering James in Minnesota. Hello,
hollering James.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Hey, I've got two weeks for you. Jeffers Jefferson, Hey.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Hey James, James, get your mouth away from the phone. James,
put your mouth away from the phone. I can't hear you.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Justin Jefferson is worth the bunny? You get a ride
receiver that scored those kind of numbers. That's Rake up Den.
He's Rake Um doing the super freak. And do you
know who this super freak is?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You?
Speaker 6 (20:34):
James, I'm a super freak. Why don't Jammy come to Montana,
come to Minnesota with you as a tour I meant
you so you're a part of my freakness.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, all right, yes, wonderful James. Now, now, James, James,
who's worth more James? Who's worth more money?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
James?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Serious question?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Justin?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Justin, Justin Jefferson or me? Who's worth Moretammian mont or
Tammy and Montana money. You're fast?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Wow, that did not expect that.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Now, how about how about the great upset? How about donut?
Kelly hollering James? What about her?
Speaker 6 (21:14):
She sells donuts? She said, donuts? What can I do
with the donut?
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
You want you want to say a lot? Or you
want to say a little?
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Kelly?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, no, Oh my god, he said no, Eddie. The
man said no, that donut.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Has eyes for you.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
Be man. Why did you.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh my god, oh my god, James, Ben.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Did you just fall asleep in mid sentence?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
What what was that?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Are you okay?
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Here?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It sounds like you were having labored, labored breathing.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
There you're having a child, James, Are you giving birth?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Lady?
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Because James, come down? Why are you not in your seat?
You're not sleep right now? But why are you not
in your seat? You should be on the machine. You're
supposed to be on the machine.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
I say, no other machines. I got a magana lit
a vice inside my skull. That's something flew in from
my brain into my abdermen. I got kicked in the
hand and robbed for forty one hundred and sixty dollars.
That's why you're meeting. Meeting Minnesota was so crowded on
one side, and we were crowded on the other side,
and then all eight of them or none of them
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bulchers looking at the other side, so there wouldn't be
no trouble. That's why I wasn't drinking.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Okay, all right, thank you, I'm done, thank you? All right? Going?
Is there another full moon or something like that? It's
just like the beer moon. What do we got going
on here?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
There's always some kind of moon going on. I mean, geez, Louise,
that kind of sounds like all of James a little bit.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Let's go to John. These Maverick fans are cockroaches here, Eddie.
They're crawling out of the woodwork. Hello John, what's going on? John?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Not a whole lot, how y'all?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Don John?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
If I was any better, I'd be a Maverick. But
the not Belondo blackman from back in the day because
he never got to where these Mavericks are.
Speaker 9 (23:19):
Well, no he did not. But we're back, and you know,
been a minute. But this was something that was commented before,
like the three o'clock hour, that I just wanted to
get out. Somebody said the most important playoffs is hate him,
and then you all replied that maybe it's Christops por Zingis,
And I just want to say that, you know, I
am a out fan, so I am biased, but it's
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either Luke or Kyrie because if one of them doesn't
play well, they don't win. And bringing in PJ. Washington
was awesome, bringing in Jaffard was awesome, But the most
important people in the playoffs are definitely going to be
Luke and Kyrie. Also, somebody said Dak was topped in
Cowboys Santo. I don't agree with that, but what do
(24:03):
y'all see the Cowboys need to do to be able
to be a Super Bowl contender?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Get rid of Daft. Let's start with that. Get rid
of dact The guy can't he doesn't play in big games.
He doesn't perform in big games. Get rid of him.
Get somebody else. Start with that.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Because we've had the talent, right like we are. Defense
is awesome last year.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, the name you guys, guys. You guys are great
in like Week seven against the Giants or whatever, and
then and then by the time the season ends, it's
belly up. Uh all right, I listen thank thank you.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Jo.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
You agree, look at that. We have a great job.
Speaker 9 (24:32):
We great John, y'all talked about Thomas Austin and the rabbit.
The guy who gave him those rabbits was actually his brother,
William Austin. Just to add the l's random fact of
the night that was earlier.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Are you making that up?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
John? Wow?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
You sure about that?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
How do you know that they gave it?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
They gave it to him on Mike is either Christmas
or Christmas Eve or something like that. Wow, give him
thirteen rabbits?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And so that means if that's accurate, that would mean
that all ten billion rabbits are related in like right
somewhat they're all mostly related, right, twenty four rabbits in
a ten billion, that's wild man. All right, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Ja.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
I called more often.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Just for the record, if we base who's going to
win the NBA Finals based on feedback. We're on a
big station in Dallas. We're on a big station in Boston.
We're actually on the Celtic flagship station in Boston. Not
many Celtic calls.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I have a few. Wine. Scott's rushing the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
He was on hold earlier, but did not have the
intestinal fortitude to stay. I'm probably sending me a nasty
email right now. You'll cut me on the hold out there,
You donut. Kelly says she is hurt right now that
she was rejected.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
I don't blame her. You do, you get a horrible
thing to her? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
She also says that she was in the middle of
putting ice in the iced coffee when we came to
Is that true, Kelly? You were in the middle of
preparing your coffee when we rudely put you on the
air and you said nothing. Yes, Oh, okay, all right,
that is correct? All right, Well, I mean that's it's
a tough break. I will give you the opportunity. Very
few people have had this opportunity, Kelly, but I will.
(26:10):
As a way to make up with you and to
pass the the peace pipe, I will allow you to
do a professional radio toss to Eddie Garcia for his
bottom of the oppisode. Okay, here we go. This is
the debut of Kelly Don't because she's in Nashville, but
her heart is in Seattle. Here she got it correct,
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
All right.
Speaker 9 (26:32):
The Ben Maller Show will be back right after this,
But here we are with today's sports news with Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, Ben Maller was so distraught we were not giving
WNBA scores. He said, I need you to give me
a women's sports score. So, because Ben has insisted upon this,
I will tell you here on the air, Eddie, you're
lying on the radio the break? Did management force you
to give me?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Alsold me in the break?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
That is a lie?
Speaker 7 (27:01):
You have to have some.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
On the show. You're the news guy. You're I'm doing
what you want me to do. You're Brian Williams. That's
your new name, Eddie, Brian william ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I'm just doing what you want me to do. What
do you want me to do?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You're Jason Blair of the New York Times.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
College saw that is college.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
So Jason Blair, the great liars of our time. Well
you would know him.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Times, probably your best friend.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
College Softball World Series the final four, you got Oklahoma
against Florida, Stanford against Texas. Sooners had their twenty game
College World Softball Series winning streets snapped much to dismay
of our friend Chris Plank, who was on the call.
They lose to Florida nine to three. Texas got by
Stanford one nothing. And this is a double elimination tournament,
so the Sooners and Cardinals are still alive. But big
wins for Florida and for Texas.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
So there you go. Congratulations, there's your women's sports story.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
Eddie.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
You are costing this show listeners, and I hope you can.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I'm just telling you what you want.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
I can't understand why have a brigadier general. I will
read this. It's painful for me to read this. I
will get to that in a minute. By the way,
this portion of the show made possible I throw about racing.
They have a new independent regulator HAISA, that's the name,
that is implementing comprehensive reforms and the sport is combining
hands on care with cutting edge technology to help keep
its athletes safe. To learn more of visit Safety runs First,
(28:18):
dot com. That Safety runs First dot com blor fun
fact See I see Rick here? Rick, you're online? You
have a fun fact? You want to call in with
a fun fact? Rick? Is that accurate?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
The only fun fact is is Dallas is gonna do
it in seven?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Who cares? I mean, that's not that's a terrible fact.
It's set on my board. Fun fact. And you you sabotage.
You were on the air, you schmuck, and it's that's
not a fun fact. Okay, here's a fun fact that
he are you ready for fun?
Speaker 2 (28:50):
No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Well, pasty, that was so bad. Play it again, Play
it again, balor fun fact. Fun fact that the ten
deadliest animals for human beings.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
It does not sound fun at all.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It is fun. You need to know this, Edie. We're
all we all have this survival instinct in us, and
so we know the deadliest creature on the planet. We
talk about this quessquito. Yes, mosquito. But what is the
second this is, according to this is a BBC Science
BBC Science, the second most deadliest animal on the planet
for human beings. Go ahead, Eddie, let's go with flea. No,
(29:25):
the answer, Eddie is human beings. Human things is the answer.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
It is an animal.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
With me.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
There you go, spread disease, homicide, whatever, I just homicide.
We go, and then.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We're technically in the animal category.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Is a mosquito in animal? Eddie? Yeah, it is not.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
The third on the list, Eddie, would be not that
I do list radio. But Coop wanted me to do this,
he said. Here it is. He produced this. He gave
this to me, Coop producing the show. Snake Saidie, snakes.
One hundred and thirty eight thousand people die from snakes.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
See there's one, right, there's not a snake impression. Yeah,
you are a snakelike I will agree with that. Yeah,
I think you are. I gotta read that comment. Oh
this is offensive, Eddie. This is this is really troughing, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
You're the rattlesnake.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Now, this is a guy that's been.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
With the show Freeze. Don't take a step for years,
for years.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
This guy's been with the show, Eddie. He sends me
a message, he says, Hey, Malard, I was all in
listening to your show, but then you said w NBA
and I went to sleep.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Let's talking about your monologue.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Probably, Eddie, you you demanded I did that monologue. You
sent me messages during the day to do.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
The monolog I certainly did not.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
You're lying. You're smiling while you say that.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
People know you're smiling because you're a community.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
You're smiling because you're laughing, because you're laughing because you're lying. Anyway,
that came Eddie from the ostrich Ant. The man is
in DC. He is right down the street from Pennsylvania
Avenue where the President resides. Right this man is a
super fan in DC, and he had to turn the
show off because of you, Weddy.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
How do you feel he can talk to management about it,
ask them how they feel.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
I'm actually making a promo out of your w n
B A on a lote.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh man, there's no need to do that.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
We do not need to give a megaphone to that monologue.
We should pretend that didn't happen. We should pretend that.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Would join every other monologue.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I have great what the people want? What are you
talking about the promo?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
All the promos are about w n B A stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It seems like, oh it does seem yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Godly had two of them the other day for crowdout.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Like, you know, he's hot right now, he's on fire.
How many how many games are you watching Coop in
the w n B A zero? Okay, me too, But
I read the stories well them. I skim the headlines.
I mean every once in a while, I might.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Get not to see a headline because there's like four
of them every day. When Eddie pesters me to do
w n B A do it.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
But some guy was like, why do you even talk
about the Why should anyone take your w NBA take seriously?
He's like, complaining is because you ripped the w NBA. Sir,
Do you understand I am at the top of.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
The bully pulpit.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
I am the leader of a movement, a grassroots movement,
the mallet militia. Okay, And would I say I move
the needle even on things I couldn't care less about? Well, see,
you know why why the w NBA is moving the
needle now? And nobody cares about the game. Somebody watches
game cares about the games in the NBA. It's either
(32:40):
it's become it's become a race thing, a race war,
that's what.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
That's what I talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well not yeah, who doesn't like that? Wait till the
Celtic Map series. You think you think the media is
gonna bring race into the Kyrie Boston fan dynamic, I'll
bet you dollars to say do. Of course, at some
point we're gonna have some talking head on TV. This
is a racist thing. Blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah. You know that's gonna it's low hanging fruit.
But you also have the battle of the sexist in
(33:09):
the WNBA, right, because you've got men that are now
talking about the w NBA and the women. The women
are complaining about the men, the same women who years
ago were begging men to talk about the sport and
said the reason nobody watched is because the men not
talking about it. Now the men are talking about it,
and now they're complaining about it. Yeah, there's a joke there,
(33:29):
but I'm not gonna do that any I'm not going
Nick the Bartender is online. Hello Nick the Bartender.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Hey, what's up, big men?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
You're in Montana? Is that correct, Nick?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Yes, sir, man, Missoula beauty.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
How's Missoula is that? I got an email from a
guy in Montana said a lot of Californians are moving
to Montana. Is that true? Oh?
Speaker 8 (33:48):
Shoot, well, Missoula is like the one liberal city in
the entire state, so I gotta say that. But it's amazing, amazing.
We have rivers and streams and wildlife and shoot, I
find a bear in my front eyard the other day.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You know that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
It's like a bear jambree. Every day you walk around,
you're you know.
Speaker 8 (34:10):
They're like they're like big dogs, really, just like big dogs.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, okay, that was very good. Are you from there?
Did you move there? Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:18):
No, I've been here five six generations now.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh wow, six and you go back to the Old
West your family?
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Yeah, well yeah, that's the hole.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I say, wait, wait, wait, let's do the math on this.
You said, how many? How many? How many generations? How
many generations?
Speaker 8 (34:34):
I'm five, my sons six us.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
You're five generations a generation if I'm correct? Twenty years?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Twenty years? How about twenty five? Let's do twenty five
years for generation times times five. That's the Yellowstone Show,
so like nineteen hundred.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
More North, more North, but you know yeah, same same stage.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
So about nineteen hundred because that's five generations, one hundred
and twenty five years.
Speaker 8 (35:02):
We can do the genealogy if you like.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Can you submit your DNA sir?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Oh yeah, of course, here here you go.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
All right, thank you, No, not that kind of DNA, sir, please,
it's a family show. Keep your pants on please, you know, yes, sir, well,
I don't have a lot of time. What's your what's
your take?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
We're gonna do hot sound by game.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Oh yeah, hold on, well I'll let you play right,
very good? Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, we
will press on site.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I love the hot SoundBite game. That's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's what we call it. Some people say sight the Bite,
other people say the hot sound bite game. We'll get
to Site the bite. The Great Sports Radio Mystery will
do it. Yeah, we'll do it. It's gonna be hot
hot sound bites night.
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Speaker 10 (36:24):
It's time now to site site a bite where we
play random generic sound bites, you know, in a sports
and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
You trying to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I think I found some of your burner accounts, Eddie.
By the way, on X, are you the are you
the fat Daddy account on X? Is that your burner account?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Edy?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
He says, no, Fat Daddy says, I need anger anger management.
All right, let's let's site the bite. Hit the hit
the go, hit the bike. Gotta learn someone from the
sports world last seven to ten days athlete coach, Prominent
media figure eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. If
you know the number, will anyone get it right? I
(37:08):
will go with caller caller, Uh, no one will get
it right? Eddie, No one, Larina caller number five. Ben
all right, Coolboddy eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
In his site the bite, the great play the guy
played again. All right, let's start out with Nick the bartender,
fifth generation Montanan. Nick. What's the answer? Nick? You're number one?
(37:31):
You're the leadoff hitter, I.
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Didn't even hear this.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Play play again.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Gotta learn, you gotta learn, you gotta learn.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
No, Yeah, Michael, let's go to let's go to Jack
in Boston. Jack, you're my calling number two Jackets site
to Bite the great sports radio Mystery. Who is it?
Jack again?
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Play again again?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Plenty of you.
Speaker 9 (38:00):
That's got to be the hottest deal in sports and entertainment?
Chat Gable?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Is it chat that Chad Gable?
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Hang up with yourself? Jack?
Speaker 8 (38:09):
No, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Last name's ass right? All right? Thank you? All right.
Let's say hello to Dave, who is in upstate New York. Hello, Dave,
you're might call a three on site the Bite. By
the way, I'll give you a clue. He and his
younger brother were taken to a foster home after their
father was deported back to what country was the coup?
Was this Ayana guyana? All right? And their mother was
(38:30):
in prison. That's uh, that's the clue, Dave. That helps
you out right, Dave, Commander number.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Two draft pick Jalen Daniels.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I like that you paused because you didn't remember his name?
Is it Jalen Daniels?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
All right, thank you? Time for calling number four let's say, hello,
Scott in Boston. Scott, what's the answer, Scott? You might
call it four?
Speaker 6 (38:58):
I reagree.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Oh, it's not Kyrie your ring. We are at number five,
we're out of time. It's and it's Calvin Ridley. Calvin Ridley.
Is the answer, Calvin Ridley. He gambled, Calvin Ridley.