June 14, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about MLB leaving the door open to a neutral site World Series, NHL's newest team going by the Utah Hockey Club temporarily, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three. As we bring
the sledgehammer, talking Bays ball, and as we bring the sledgehammer,
interesting story here, Major League Baseball is leaving the door open,
actually more than leaving the door open to have a
regular scheduled neutral site World Series. That means if you're
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a Red Sox fan and your team gets to the
World Series and the games aren't scheduled for Boston that year,
no World Series games at Fenway Park, Sam goes for
Yankee Stadium or Wrigley Field. How does this compute with you?
I'll explain all the information you need to know. Also,
the NHL's newest outpost will be called the Utah Hockey.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Club, at least as a temporary name.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Your thoughts on that and no Maverick players stuck around
for the open portion of Thursday's NBA Finals practice. What
does this tell you about the mindset of Luka Dancika's team.
We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
It is is our number three, manipulating a staple of
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Speaker 1 (02:08):
From baseball, we'll get back to the ridonculous contract that
Trevor Lawrence has agreed to with the Jacksonville football team.
We'll get back to that coming up in a little bit.
We'll start out in sin City. If you missed the
big announcement. If you missed the big announcement, Man, is
this exciting, big deal? Uh slug boots on the ground
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in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He came on. He let us know it's happening.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The Mallard Meet and Greet Sin City the August third,
three o'clock till five o'clock at the Stakeout Bar and Grill.
They're right near UNLV and I'll be there, Coop will
be there, Lorena and Eddie if his wife allows him,
we'll be there as well, and we'll have a grand time,
and I'll put all that up we need do we
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all need? You just need a new out there? I
don't need a new I think I'm good. What kind
of outfit? We think we should all wear the same outfit?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think we should be fancy, like just like Elvis
suits and ties, suits and ties. Oh my right. Anyway,
so that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But we'll go to Sin City right now, and I'll
put that stuff on the social media pages of the
show on Instagram, on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's already on on X which used to be Twitter,
so all of it will be available. But if you want,
if you're not on X, and a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Of people you know not on X and you guys
use X all the time, and I don't like to
use X, Okay, I got it. But we are on also,
and I'm gonna post some more stuff as we on
the weekends. I usually post more on Instagram and on
the Facebook page. Instagram, it's Ben Mahler on Fox.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The Facebook show page is Ben Mahlor Ben Maller. Fix.
I think it's both. No, No, it's Ben. Is it
both the same? No? No, it's Ben Mallor's show on Facebook.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, I got three different names for all that.
I mean, it's so stupid, but I have different names
for all of them all right. But anyway, starting Vegas,
that is where the Majorly Baseball inner circle has let
the cat out of the bag. As the saying goes, now,
it involves the future of the Athletics franchise, the nomads
of baseball. Now we realize this is their last year
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in Oakland. They're going to be moving to Sacramento for
a couple of years, and then eventually final destination until
they move again will be in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So if you didn't hear about this, maybe not, But
we learned.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Because of the Athletics moving to Vegas, there's some language
in this non relocation agreement between Vegas and the city
in southern Nevada. There they put some safeguards in the
Athletics did in the event that Major League Baseball chooses
to dramatically alter the playoff format. Say what, Yeah, there's
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a section that leaves a rather large loophole. The size
of the Grand Canyon for teams to play playoff gives
not just the World Series, but playoff games at a
neutral venue.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Say what, So, let.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Us discuss the question major League Baseball leaving the door
wide open, wide open for a neutral site World Series.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How does this compute.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
With you?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And then you, as the esteemed panel of judges, can
decide how I did. But I've got the puppet master,
Sherwin Williams and senior itis, senior itis, and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
to make triple Lemons. You know those old school slot machines,
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and they had the fruit and they had lemons and
the cherries and all that. Yeah, yeah, triple. Back in
the day, triple lemons was pretty good. I think cherries
was the top one. And then they had the sevens.
They had that on there as well, but number W.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
All right, stop. So to answer the question, how does
this compute?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Baseball in legal papers announcing they have the right to
take away playoff games from the hometown team and play
them in a neutral location. So my first thought is
it's counterintuitive. That was my first thought, because we've seen
this play before. I know how the play goes. During
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the pandemic. In twenty twenty, hardest World Series of all time,
Dodgers won that greatest World Series win of all time,
and baseball though that entire season. Rob Manford treated the
baseball season like a lab in Wuhan, China. He was
just experiencing or experimenting with some very dangerous things here
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that could cause great harm. For example, the zombie runner.
Remember the zombie Runner.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's still there in the regular a zombie runner. Where
did he come from? I don't know. He's a zombie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, neutral site playoff games, all that stuff. They had
the World Series in Arlington, no home field advantage.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it just leaves a bad taste. He said.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, in twenty twenty, because of the pandemic, you're like, okay,
we'll do that.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
However, reading what I have read and hearing what I
have heard, Rob Manford has every intention of making this
a reality.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Now how is he gonna roll it out? I don't know.
But the reason I truly believe.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is gonna happen. We did a monologue about this
probably ten years ago. Scott Boris, the super agent from
Newport Beach. Scott Boris the most powerful man in baseball.
He is the puppet master. He's the shadow commissioner of baseball.
About ten years ago, Scott Boris at the GM meetings
of the Winter Meetings, came out and said, listen, this
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is what baseball should do. And he's laid it all out,
and it sounds like baseball is slowly coming around to it,
at least they want the option of doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And Boris is operating behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He's the guy who's in charge of the hardball meritocracy
in many ways, and he has been preaching about this
for a long time. And the eye see the eyes
of the window to the soul, and the eyeballs are
wing ding for Scott Boris and Major League Baseball owners.
They're looking at dollar sign. It's a money play because
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baseball knows all you.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Need to do.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is convinced some sleazy political hacks to start bidding to
host the World Series. Because I don't know if you
know this, the Final Four, the super Bowl, the big
showcase events, the jewel events, they make a lot of money.
Cities and travel or whatever you're called the tourism boards.
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They have budgets and they spend the money to bid
on events to bring them to your town. And so
baseball owners are like, well, Scott Borrows brings up a
good point here, we can start putting this up for
bid and we'll get We'll get Vegas to bid against Miami, La.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh bid.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Maybe Phoenix gets in on this. How about Dallas, how
about San Francisco. We'll get you get a bunch of
these places to bid and eventually we'll end up getting
millions and millions of dollars that will go back into
the game of taxpayer money. And Scott Borrows his vision
is this is going to be like a baseball carnival where.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
They're gonna have a like like the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And I had not gone to the Super Bowl until
like three years ago. I've been to the last three
just to the media stuff at the Super Bowl because
it was in LA and then we went on in
Phoenix and it was in Vegas this past year, and
so I've been to the last three and.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's it's a to do, right.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's essentially the NFL builds a giant, giant store and
then they have a few things you can look at,
but mostly the biggest part of it is the store
so they can sell you the Super Bowl merchandise. Now,
page two, we go to Hockey Update Update the date
line from the b State the Beehive State that we
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learned that the Salt Lake City franchise that will come
to fruition this next hockey season will be known for now,
for now as the Utah Hockey Club. It was officially
announced the NHL's newest outpost will use the moniker Utah
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Hockey Club as a temporary name. What are your thoughts
on this? So this is clearly a band aid situation.
It's a band aid situation. The owners in hockey decide
we got to come up with an We don't have
enough time to get everything settled. And the people that
own the team in Utah, the guy that owns the
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Utah Jazz, he went down to Sherwin Williams and he
bought some light blue gloss and he painted over, painted
over the uniforms and the you know, put this kind
of you know, sloppy logo together and he's doing this
until the trademark issues are worked out.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's a stopgap.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The jerseys will simply say Utah across the chest, and
that'll be on the front, and then the team's colors
are going to be I love how they say. It's
not just black, it's rock black that represents the darkness
of night in the mountains and the volcanic rock of
Utah's desert.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And they don't just have white in the color.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's salt white, which illustrates both the snow of Utah's
peaks and famous salt flats.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And then they have blue. But it's not just blue.
It's mountain blue, because why would it just be blue.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It's gotta be mountain blue, which represents the team's winter
sports history and the clear sky for two hundred and
thirty days of the year. How much do you think
they paid for some high falute and pr company to
come up with that bull crap?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
The answer is a lot. I don't know, but the
answer is a lot. Now here's the stat that.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Blew me away.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Training camp for.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Next season starts in less than one hundred days. We
haven't even crowned the champion. No one's hoisted Lord Stanley
Cup in the air everywhere yet. And once the Oilers
come back and they'll be the ones doing it. It's
gonna take a while for that to happen because they
gotta win the next four games.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But the official names still under contention.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Are the Mammoth's that's on the big board, the Outlaws,
the Blizzard, the Venom, Utah Hockey Club, which they're using
this year, and.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
The Yeti. The Yeti it's still alive.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Nay will be chosen prior to the twenty twenty five
twenty six seasons.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Here's my concern.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I got this worry that if and there's supposed to
be a bad team. They were bad in Arizona, the
Utah Hockey Team's gonna stink. But if somehow they turned
out to be halfway decent, I'm worried that the people
that vote are going to say, well, we.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Can't change the name. We got a good team, so
we're gonna have to call the Utah Hockey Team. No,
the Utah Hockey Club. You can't know.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't do that, don't fall for that trap, don't be
a prisoner of the moment, do not do it. All right,
final point to the n b A and tonight the
finals continue be an elimination situation. It's the last supper
for Kyrie and the Dallas basketball team. But I bring
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this up because I saw this and it caught my attention.
Not a single mav wreck player, not a single player
stuck around for the open portion, the open portion of
Thursday's NBA Finals practice when the media was allowed in.
What does this tell you about the mindset of Luka
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Dancika's team in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So this is symbolic, is the word I will use.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's symbolic because Dallas, they are talking the talk, at
least Luca was it ain't over till it's over.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But they're not walking the walk they're going.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They're going when you know you know, right, Lana del Ray,
when you know you know that they're suffering the Dallas
Mavericks from senioritis. Remember back in high school, when you
get close to the end of the year, you start
slacking off, and in this case, they're slacking off during
the end of the series. They've decided their fate is signed,
sealed and almost delivered, and so they're in that zone
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out mode of senioritis. They're on autopilot and their mindset
is one of acceptance that the Celtics are going to win.
They're just better and I certainly wouldn't harrassed myself by
staying around and allowing the media to interview me when
this is embarrassing because the Dallas Mavericks are front runners.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's what they are. They're front runners. It is the
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Time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallor Riddle of the day. Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'm told that's a football player, but he's really just
known as the Swifties number one man, first man of
the Swifties right for now.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
They're not married, but he's number one Swifty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So Travis Kelcey wants to buy a blank with his mother,
he recently said, Travis kelce he wants to buy a
blank with his mother. That is the Mallor riddle of
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
The answer, we'll get to it, and we will do next.
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Yes, Ben, it is accurate.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
All right? And when will that song be coming up?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In about half an hour or something like that.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
After the next thing of my Jiggy Jiggy.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The what you might call it.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, okay, well you were so overwhelmed with emotion, knowing
that we had the Malor meet and greet that that
was announced by Slug.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
I'm seriously so distracted because I'm trying to figure out
my outfit. We're stuck between a pants suit, sweat pants
and a dress.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh oh okay, now I am thinking I'll wear clothes.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's what I'm thinking. I'm sorry, I will wear clothes.
And so that's maybe your Boston hat. Yeah, I'll probably
wear that. That's usually where I wear. I wear. I
wear some kind of some kind of hat.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Maybe I'll get Eddie.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
You have to wear your La King's hat.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I do, all right, I have many to choose from.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Oh, we can get fancy. Do you have a sparkly one,
more like a shiny one, one that has like a
metallic finish on it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I have one that has the logos kind of shiny.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I saw a photo of Eddie from ten years ago.
I forgot Eddie you were a gray Beard. I didn't
remember that. I know you're the beard you're playing your
playoff beard. Yeah, that was your playoff beard. Yeah, I'd
totally forgotten, and I was I was around you at
that game.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Right, we were, Yeah, we were on the ice together.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I took the photo
of you because somebody was laying on their back on
the ice when they took the photo.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It looks like it was a unique angle. You wanted
to get the scoreboard that was overhead and when we
were on the ice.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Not a great angle though, right, I mean we all
know that we all look a lot skinnier when we
look from above down right, Well.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I mean, like I said, wanted to get the scoreboard
that said Stanley Cup Champions on it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So okay, and you did that. You did that, And
I have some photos. I have a few photos with
the Stanley.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I actually have one of you, and that's with that
same angle.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh I don't want to see that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh I could post it if you like.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Okay, I'm probably good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think I still had hair at that point, though
I think I had a little hair left. Anyway, here's
the malor riddle of the day. Here we go, Travis Kelce.
That's a foll yeah, kind of a halftime halfway football
player who is more known for the woman he's dating.
But Travis Kelsey wants to buy a blank He said,
recently with his mother. That is the question. What is
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the answer to the mallor riddle of the day, And
let's see does anyone know the answer? Ferg Dog says
a COVID booster shot.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
With his mama.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Who else do we have a tooth lightning kit from
the clam That's his answer. Tom Brady's discounted crypto was
tossed out by late night drug tester Who else do
we have? Page down wants to buy a Mallard golden
ticket for redbreast.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Paul with his mother. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Andy from lion O Lakes in Minnesota says he wants
to purchase a twenty three meat kit with his mom.
A Russian wife guessed by Donkey Sausage Malard prop guy
says the world's largest raspberry soda bottling plant, very specific
alf the alien opiner says an Asian restaurant chain. Well,
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that would be quite the restaurant. Imagine what their logo
looks like on the T shirts there that they sell.
Fudgie in Boston is going with the answer some kind
of sex swing as the answer.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm sure that's the case.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Milkman Mike in Colorado says Travis Kelsey wants to buy
a Mercedes Benz sprinter van to live.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Down by the river.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, he doesn't have to buy one. Maybe Dan Patrick
will give one away again.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
World's largest raspberry thing? That was Mallard prop guy. I
think I already read that. He sent it twice.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Travis Kelsey wants to buy a train.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
With his mother and painted in honor of the birthday
boy President Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Who's seventy eight today? Is that right? Donald Trump's birthday?
All right? Who else do we have? Page?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
We don't do shot, so we can't do a shout out.
We're not a Morning Zoos show. Obscene dean says a
Gucci handbag. Robbie the Mariner fan, we know where his
mind is. He says, the world's largest sex store. Calm down, Robbie,
keep your pants on. Ryle Marshall aid from courtesy Flusher.
A waterburger from the Kansas Trucker. That's his answer. Ah
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a petting zoo with lamas from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Jay Dot in Utah? Who did show up to a
Malard meet and greet? We did here in the LA area.
Jay Dot says, magic Mike movie tickets with his mother.
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Lifetime membership to Mommy and Me classes from Donut Kelly
in Nashville, Masshole. Mickey says he wants to buy weed
man hippie some teeth. All right, that's enough, Ednie, do
you have an answer? It's the Mallard riddle of the day.
Travis Kelsey, the man who's known for the woman he dates,
wants to buy a blank with his.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Mother a WNBA team w Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
A WNB now wants to buy Eddie a vineyard in Italy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
In Italy with his mom. That's beautiful, sounds expensive to me?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Sounds how much is a vineyard?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Coop? You're from Italy?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
How much is a when you weren't born there, but
you go there? You've been there a few times, right,
but I've been there once? Only ones? How much would
a vineyard cost in Italy? I have no idea, You
have no idea? Okay? Is it outrageous? I wonder? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Is there like a website? He probably is, you can
buy a vineyard. Travis Kelsey's net worth is like thirty million,
but the woman he's sleeping with is worth a lot
more than that. So if he gets married, he's probably
in good shape. He's probably in pretty really good shape.
All right, let's go to the phones. We'll say hello
to David who's in Vegas. Hello, David, welcome, real quick
before we go to David.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Okay, Yes, I just did some some quick some quick research.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Okay, and it varies largely.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
The cheapest one I found on this website was one
point one million euros.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, And we do the math on that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We do euros to dollars. So if one point one
million euros, that is one point one seven US dollars
according to the internet research that I have.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All Right, I will so thing.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I'm sure he's not gonna buy a cheap point.
He's buy expensive one that's even worth more than that.
Not that one point one million is not expensive. Let's
say hello to David who's in Vegas. Hello, David, welcome.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, you know.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
I'm not just David in Vegas. I'm David that lives
literally down the block from the place you pick for
the meat street. I meant, then, of course I want
to come, even if you put it forty miles away
from me, I would believe. But literally, I go out
my front door. I turned towards ELENLV. The very first
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business I fifteen hundred feet is the Steak Out. I
can't have you been there?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Have you been there? Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
No, I eat there. So it's it's a real treat.
Some of the best Philly steaks and in the whole city.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh, I'm going cheese steak, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm eating the cheese steak when I'm there, really good
ribs and unlike every other meet and greet that we've done, David,
and I've done a lot of these over the years,
this place is open twenty four hours. Right, they don't close,
I think, Oh they do. I thought they were open
twenty four hours.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
It might be the kitchen closed, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And in the postgame show will be at your house, David.
We'll all just come over to your place and we'll
hang out with you.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
We need to hire a cleaning lady first.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh oh, are you like the handsome horder our friend
Cowboys Winter.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
I'm not a great house keeper enough.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I understand. All right, Well, you know some people.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
I'm excited about this and made a great call and
we'll meet everybody.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's fun all right, can't meet you.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I can't wait to meet you, David, but I'm gonna
have to wait till August third. Malard meet and greet
in Vegas, right down the street from David's house.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
By all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He was gonna say something but I cut him off.
Well he stopped, But that's cool. Did we pick this
because David lives there? Is that why we picked this.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We knew David was going to be in the neighborhood,
and that's why.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We as far as he knows, Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So the tabloids are reporting that a roast went bad,
the Tom Brady Roast that Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Roast fan loves so much.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
The roast is to blame Giselle Bunchin broke up with
her boyfriend. They called off the relationship. She is blaming
the Tom Brady roast for the reason they broke up.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You know what that is? Fertilizer is what that is?
Come on, what kind of you know what?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're You're so offended by a joke at a at
a roast, you're like to break up a relationship.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's ridiculous. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Anyway, we will have
big bands. I'm not making that up. By the way,
that's a legit tabloid story. Whether it's true or not,
who knows, it's in the tabloids.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But we'll press on. We will have big bands. Lame
jokes of the week.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We'll get to. That is weed Man online. Coop Coop's busy,
I guess, but let me know if weed man's there.
If not, I'll give him a bus checking right now.
Oh oh, he's coops checking right now? All right, Well,
we'll see if he's there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
If not, we might need a fake weed Man. I'll
give him a buzz see if he's there. But right now,
let's get you cut up on everything going on in
the overnight, and we say hello to a man at
one point had a playoff Beard Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
A glorious playoff here twice actually championship playoff. Yeah, twenty
twelve and twenty fourth. Did you know that yesterday was
the ten year anniversary of the second Stanley Cup for
your Los Angeles Kings.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I only knew that because Frostburg told me moments before
the show.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
No, okay, yeah, Otherwise I would not have known that.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I agree ten years, Eddie, our lives are flying by
Eddie Wild.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What's going on here? Unbelievable, I know it.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
This.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I know that you are not happy that I have
to give Tiger Woods results no matter what.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He's not relevant right now, and so I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Well, the PGA Tour bored Policy Board would disagree with you.
They are voting next week on a proposal that would
give Tiger Woods a lifetime exemption to signature events on
the PGA Tour. So anything basically he wants to play in,
he can play in it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, that's a loyalty thing because he didn't join the
Saudis like everyone else that took the Saudi money. But
didn't the PGA make a deal with the Saudis. So
aren't they part of that too? What happened though, I
didn't hear anything more on that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
What happened to it? They had a rest.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
If you ask me, mister pg toy, you're.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
The w NBA guy, you're the golf.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're all right, you want to have some fun fun fact.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
This is not the fun for me.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
But there is only one pitcher, one pitcher this season
that has struck out Mookie Betts, shohe Otani, and Freddie
Freeman in order one, two, and three. Do you know
who that picture is, Eddie, No, you don't know who
that picture is. That picture is David Robertson of the
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Texas Rangers, who did it the last couple of games,
back to back and belly to belly. David Robertson, who's
bounced around big League Baseball. But that's a nice feather
in his cap, which means absolutely nothing if the Rangers
and Dodgers meet down the line in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
But that's nonetheless, that's it. That's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
The only pitcher of this season to strike out the
three Hall of Fame players Mookie Bett, show heyl Tani
and Freddie Freeman.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
David Robertson.
Speaker 9 (30:07):
That is it?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Do we have weed man? Coop? Is he there?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
He is?
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Not? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No, all right? So I pause with a call.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'll call him.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Maybe somebody stole his phone again.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'll give Hi a buzz, and then we'll have for
the rest of the hour whether he's whether he's there
or not, We'll have Big Bend's lame Jokes of the
Week for the rest of the hour. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Next.
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Speaker 9 (30:52):
I love you, don't worry. Don't worry. It's just take
the top.
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That's how bad. That's twenty five thousand dollars. Holpack and
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Speaker 9 (31:08):
Ben Mallard, that's a plumb.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Pussy right there.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
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Speaker 9 (31:46):
Blame week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
W It's Big Man's lame joke of the week. It
is time to open the comedy club. We welcome in.
Is it the real weed man? Is it the fake?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Fake weed men? If I could talk, that would help. Hello,
weed man, I love.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
Money.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay, all right, well that's fine Eddie. The show must
go on.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Are you sure this is the fake on it?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't know. It could be real.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, yeah, it could be real. Let's get right to
the jokes. I don't want to waste any time. A
lot of these jokes are funny, and Eddie won't like
any of them, but they're all funny, trust me.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Did you hear that Lizzo is losing weight? But she
did not make the Olympic team?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Eddie? I didn't know she was trying to make the
Olympic team.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
But she did make the ozempic team. So Eddie, do
you know what ozempic is? You're familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's a like a yeah, wait, wait, I've seen the
commercials during Serveran Todd, the comedian said that one.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And did you hear Miss Alabama go to Lizzo's house?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, Lizzo cleaned out her closet and was having a
garage sale. So that's Eke and Roseweld Minnesota. What's Lizzo's
favorite new Billie Eilish song. I don't know lunch, okay,
(33:14):
thank you, fake wee man. What does Lizzo do after
an eight course meal?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
What does Lizzo after an eight course meal and Poppy
have in common?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I don't know what are they have in common?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
They're both full of crap. That's from Tony in the Bay.
He sent that in.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All right, did you hear that Lizzo's signing on to
the w NBA as an undrafted free agent?
Speaker 9 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, she heard.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
She could pad her stats in garbage time, so she's
excited about that. And Tom in Indiana. What nickname did
Charles Barkley give Miss Alabama?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know what the round mound of pounds that's from.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ink and Rosehill, Minnesota. What is Miss Alabama's hometown?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well, it's actually took As, Alusa. Is the hometown there
in Alabama? Eddie, that's Eke and rose Will. What is
what is.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Lizzo's favorite kind of fly? Butterfly? She loves the butter part.
She's a big fan of the BUTTERFLI.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
What does Lizzo look like with bad poster? Tell me
a hunchback whale a hunchback with us. Noah and Austin
sent that one in thank you, fake We've been These
are actual jokes sending by actual listeners. You want to
send a joke in for a future episode, send it
with jokes in the headlines. Care of Ben Malershow at
(34:43):
gmail dot com. Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Why
did Lizzo go on a safari? Whyet for the elephant roadkill?
Eddie the that's frankin Fargo. Why is Lizzo bad for
the economy? I don't know, all right, Eddie, A couple
of words here, No more red lobster, Eddie, no more? Yeah,
(35:08):
that's Frankie Fargo. All that shrimp she got rid of
all the shrip. Why did NASA band Lizzo from spaceflight?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Why.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Not enough rocket power to get her get her on
the lift off the Big Ben's Lamb Jokes League. Why
would Lizzo and weed Man make great roommates?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, he needs someone to chew his food and she
needs to spit out some chewed food.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
So there there is that. That's certain, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Brendan from Boston sent this one in what does weed
Man call a trash compactor?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
What adjustable bed? That's an adjustable bed?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
How does how does? How does weed Man have a
bubble bath?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
How he farts in a rainstorm?
Speaker 9 (36:02):
That's to live?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. I think your phone got
stolen again.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's why you're not on Why is it impossible for
weed Man to cheat in a relationship?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Why you think he can find two women to like him?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
And he?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Please? That's a Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
What's the what's the one sickness weed Man never has? Hm,
I don't know, homesickness. He does not have to worry
about that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That's in Kansas. What was weed Man's first job?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Tell me his next one? That's also Frank and Fargo
sent that one in Uh all right, Uh well Blair,
here's a good story.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Blair in Maine used to date a woman but they
only communicated on Twitter already.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh is that right now? She's his ex girlfriend? Is
that too nuancedeady?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Is that too?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Nance?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Mike and Tampa Marcel. Mike sent this one as well.
Marcel and Brooklyn got his COVID test back. It says fifty.
What does that mean, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (37:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
But Marcel also said his i Q test came back positive,
so I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
That's right, Mike and Tampa, Coop, do you have any
jokes over there? Coop? Sure?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
See we got uh you know? Do you hear that?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Blair and Maine asked many people what LGBTQ stands for
LBB What is it lb lgbt Q.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, what I did not hear about that, though.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Yes, so far no one has given him a straight answers.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
From Mike and Tampa.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
What's what's the difference between a battery and Eddie? After
a fun fact?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Who's that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I don't know the joke A battery has a positive side? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That's a Georgia and Uvalde, Texas. Why does Eddie wish
he worked at ESPN?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Why because they talk about the w NBA twenty four
hours a day over there? All right?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
This next one's from Tony in the Bay. What does filexis,
Poppy and Eddie Garcia? What are they all have in common?
What he says Tony in the basis they all had
to turn in their man cards, their man cards, Eddie.
This one's from Noah in Austin. He says, what's better
than Tony from the Bay Area's phone calls?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Literally anything else, literally anything else, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
That's it all right.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Last one George in Rochester, Minnesota, he sent us. Then
Broncos coach Sean Payton had his cataracts removed so he
can read his play sheet to hear what happened next, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Know what happened next?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He looked at the Bronco quarterback room and said, can
you put them back in?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Could you put them all right? Thank you, Georgia, Rochester, Minute,
So thank you, fake weed man. There he goes. Lame
jokes of the Week.
Hello and welcome. It's our number three. As we bring
the sledgehammer, talking Bays ball, and as we bring the sledgehammer,
interesting story here, Major League Baseball is leaving the door open,
actually more than leaving the door open to have a
regular scheduled neutral site World Series. That means if you're
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a Red Sox fan and your team gets to the
World Series and the games aren't scheduled for Boston that year,
no World Series games at Fenway Park, Sam goes for
Yankee Stadium or Wrigley Field. How does this compute with you?
I'll explain all the information you need to know. Also,
the NHL's newest outpost will be called the Utah Hockey.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Club, at least as a temporary name.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Your thoughts on that and no Maverick players stuck around
for the open portion of Thursday's NBA Finals practice. What
does this tell you about the mindset of Luka Dancika's team.
We'll talk about all that and more right now here.
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From baseball, we'll get back to the ridonculous contract that
Trevor Lawrence has agreed to with the Jacksonville football team.
We'll get back to that coming up in a little bit.
We'll start out in sin City. If you missed the
big announcement. If you missed the big announcement, Man, is
this exciting, big deal? Uh slug boots on the ground
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in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
He came on. He let us know it's happening.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The Mallard Meet and Greet Sin City the August third,
three o'clock till five o'clock at the Stakeout Bar and Grill.
They're right near UNLV and I'll be there, Coop will
be there, Lorena and Eddie if his wife allows him,
we'll be there as well, and we'll have a grand time,
and I'll put all that up we need do we
(02:56):
all need? You just need a new out there? I
don't need a new I think I'm good. What kind
of outfit? We think we should all wear the same outfit?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I think we should be fancy, like just like Elvis
suits and ties, suits and ties. Oh my right. Anyway,
so that's coming up.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But we'll go to Sin City right now, and I'll
put that stuff on the social media pages of the
show on Instagram, on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's already on on X which used to be Twitter,
so all of it will be available. But if you want,
if you're not on X, and a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Of people you know not on X and you guys
use X all the time, and I don't like to
use X, Okay, I got it. But we are on also,
and I'm gonna post some more stuff as we on
the weekends. I usually post more on Instagram and on
the Facebook page. Instagram, it's Ben Mahler on Fox.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The Facebook show page is Ben Mahlor Ben Maller. Fix.
I think it's both. No, No, it's Ben. Is it
both the same? No? No, it's Ben Mallor's show on Facebook.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, I got three different names for all that.
I mean, it's so stupid, but I have different names
for all of them all right. But anyway, starting Vegas,
that is where the Majorly Baseball inner circle has let
the cat out of the bag. As the saying goes, now,
it involves the future of the Athletics franchise, the nomads
of baseball. Now we realize this is their last year
(04:14):
in Oakland. They're going to be moving to Sacramento for
a couple of years, and then eventually final destination until
they move again will be in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So if you didn't hear about this, maybe not, But
we learned.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Because of the Athletics moving to Vegas, there's some language
in this non relocation agreement between Vegas and the city
in southern Nevada. There they put some safeguards in the
Athletics did in the event that Major League Baseball chooses
to dramatically alter the playoff format. Say what, Yeah, there's
(04:50):
a section that leaves a rather large loophole. The size
of the Grand Canyon for teams to play playoff gives
not just the World Series, but playoff games at a
neutral venue.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Say what, So, let.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Us discuss the question major League Baseball leaving the door
wide open, wide open for a neutral site World Series.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
How does this compute.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
With you?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And then you, as the esteemed panel of judges, can
decide how I did. But I've got the puppet master,
Sherwin Williams and senior itis, senior itis, and we will
combine all of these things together and we are going
to make triple Lemons. You know those old school slot machines,
(05:44):
and they had the fruit and they had lemons and
the cherries and all that. Yeah, yeah, triple. Back in
the day, triple lemons was pretty good. I think cherries
was the top one. And then they had the sevens.
They had that on there as well, but number W.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
All right, stop. So to answer the question, how does
this compute?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Baseball in legal papers announcing they have the right to
take away playoff games from the hometown team and play
them in a neutral location. So my first thought is
it's counterintuitive. That was my first thought, because we've seen
this play before. I know how the play goes. During
(06:29):
the pandemic. In twenty twenty, hardest World Series of all time,
Dodgers won that greatest World Series win of all time,
and baseball though that entire season. Rob Manford treated the
baseball season like a lab in Wuhan, China. He was
just experiencing or experimenting with some very dangerous things here
(06:49):
that could cause great harm. For example, the zombie runner.
Remember the zombie Runner.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's still there in the regular a zombie runner. Where
did he come from? I don't know. He's a zombie.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, neutral site playoff games, all that stuff. They had
the World Series in Arlington, no home field advantage.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And it just leaves a bad taste. He said.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Okay, in twenty twenty, because of the pandemic, you're like, okay,
we'll do that.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Why not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
However, reading what I have read and hearing what I
have heard, Rob Manford has every intention of making this
a reality.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Now how is he gonna roll it out? I don't know.
But the reason I truly believe.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is gonna happen. We did a monologue about this
probably ten years ago. Scott Boris, the super agent from
Newport Beach. Scott Boris the most powerful man in baseball.
He is the puppet master. He's the shadow commissioner of baseball.
About ten years ago, Scott Boris at the GM meetings
of the Winter Meetings, came out and said, listen, this
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is what baseball should do. And he's laid it all out,
and it sounds like baseball is slowly coming around to it,
at least they want the option of doing it.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
And Boris is operating behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
He's the guy who's in charge of the hardball meritocracy
in many ways, and he has been preaching about this
for a long time. And the eye see the eyes
of the window to the soul, and the eyeballs are
wing ding for Scott Boris and Major League Baseball owners.
They're looking at dollar sign. It's a money play because
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baseball knows all you.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Need to do.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Is convinced some sleazy political hacks to start bidding to
host the World Series. Because I don't know if you
know this, the Final Four, the super Bowl, the big
showcase events, the jewel events, they make a lot of money.
Cities and travel or whatever you're called the tourism boards.
(09:03):
They have budgets and they spend the money to bid
on events to bring them to your town. And so
baseball owners are like, well, Scott Borrows brings up a
good point here, we can start putting this up for
bid and we'll get We'll get Vegas to bid against Miami, La.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh bid.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Maybe Phoenix gets in on this. How about Dallas, how
about San Francisco. We'll get you get a bunch of
these places to bid and eventually we'll end up getting
millions and millions of dollars that will go back into
the game of taxpayer money. And Scott Borrows his vision
is this is going to be like a baseball carnival where.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
They're gonna have a like like the NFL.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And I had not gone to the Super Bowl until
like three years ago. I've been to the last three
just to the media stuff at the Super Bowl because
it was in LA and then we went on in
Phoenix and it was in Vegas this past year, and
so I've been to the last three and.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's it's a to do, right.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's essentially the NFL builds a giant, giant store and
then they have a few things you can look at,
but mostly the biggest part of it is the store
so they can sell you the Super Bowl merchandise. Now,
page two, we go to Hockey Update Update the date
line from the b State the Beehive State that we
(10:22):
learned that the Salt Lake City franchise that will come
to fruition this next hockey season will be known for now,
for now as the Utah Hockey Club. It was officially
announced the NHL's newest outpost will use the moniker Utah
(10:44):
Hockey Club as a temporary name. What are your thoughts
on this? So this is clearly a band aid situation.
It's a band aid situation. The owners in hockey decide
we got to come up with an We don't have
enough time to get everything settled. And the people that
own the team in Utah, the guy that owns the
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Utah Jazz, he went down to Sherwin Williams and he
bought some light blue gloss and he painted over, painted
over the uniforms and the you know, put this kind
of you know, sloppy logo together and he's doing this
until the trademark issues are worked out.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's a stopgap.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
The jerseys will simply say Utah across the chest, and
that'll be on the front, and then the team's colors
are going to be I love how they say. It's
not just black, it's rock black that represents the darkness
of night in the mountains and the volcanic rock of
Utah's desert.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And they don't just have white in the color.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
It's salt white, which illustrates both the snow of Utah's
peaks and famous salt flats.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And then they have blue. But it's not just blue.
It's mountain blue, because why would it just be blue.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
It's gotta be mountain blue, which represents the team's winter
sports history and the clear sky for two hundred and
thirty days of the year. How much do you think
they paid for some high falute and pr company to
come up with that bull crap?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
A lot?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
The answer is a lot. I don't know, but the
answer is a lot. Now here's the stat that.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Blew me away.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Training camp for.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Next season starts in less than one hundred days. We
haven't even crowned the champion. No one's hoisted Lord Stanley
Cup in the air everywhere yet. And once the Oilers
come back and they'll be the ones doing it. It's
gonna take a while for that to happen because they
gotta win the next four games.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But the official names still under contention.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Are the Mammoth's that's on the big board, the Outlaws,
the Blizzard, the Venom, Utah Hockey Club, which they're using
this year, and.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
The Yeti. The Yeti it's still alive.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Nay will be chosen prior to the twenty twenty five
twenty six seasons.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Here's my concern.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I got this worry that if and there's supposed to
be a bad team. They were bad in Arizona, the
Utah Hockey Team's gonna stink. But if somehow they turned
out to be halfway decent, I'm worried that the people
that vote are going to say, well, we.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Can't change the name. We got a good team, so
we're gonna have to call the Utah Hockey Team. No,
the Utah Hockey Club. You can't know.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Don't do that, don't fall for that trap, don't be
a prisoner of the moment, do not do it. All right,
final point to the n b A and tonight the
finals continue be an elimination situation. It's the last supper
for Kyrie and the Dallas basketball team. But I bring
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this up because I saw this and it caught my attention.
Not a single mav wreck player, not a single player
stuck around for the open portion, the open portion of
Thursday's NBA Finals practice when the media was allowed in.
What does this tell you about the mindset of Luka
(14:09):
Dancika's team in Dallas.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So this is symbolic, is the word I will use.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
It's symbolic because Dallas, they are talking the talk, at
least Luca was it ain't over till it's over.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
But they're not walking the walk they're going.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
They're going when you know you know, right, Lana del Ray,
when you know you know that they're suffering the Dallas
Mavericks from senioritis. Remember back in high school, when you
get close to the end of the year, you start
slacking off, and in this case, they're slacking off during
the end of the series. They've decided their fate is signed,
sealed and almost delivered, and so they're in that zone
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out mode of senioritis. They're on autopilot and their mindset
is one of acceptance that the Celtics are going to win.
They're just better and I certainly wouldn't harrassed myself by
staying around and allowing the media to interview me when
this is embarrassing because the Dallas Mavericks are front runners.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That's what they are. They're front runners. It is the
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Speaker 2 (15:25):
Time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallor Riddle of the day. Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'm told that's a football player, but he's really just
known as the Swifties number one man, first man of
the Swifties right for now.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
They're not married, but he's number one Swifty.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
So Travis Kelcey wants to buy a blank with his mother,
he recently said, Travis kelce he wants to buy a
blank with his mother. That is the Mallor riddle of
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
The answer, we'll get to it, and we will do next.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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You see, we're having so much fun in our two
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Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah, you blubber lit leam and me. Well, you know
what it's called over promise. You should be good at
it because you've been over promising women for years.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Well, it's a Cavino and Rich after show, and we
want you to be a part of it. We're gonna
be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk
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sure you check out over Promised and also uncensored, by
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Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm told by the show's music director that we have
time shifted a very popular song.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Is this correct for ratings purposes? Lorrain is as accurate?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Yes, Ben, it is accurate.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
All right? And when will that song be coming up?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
In about half an hour or something like that.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
After the next thing of my Jiggy Jiggy.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
The what you might call it.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yes, okay, well you were so overwhelmed with emotion, knowing
that we had the Malor meet and greet that that
was announced by Slug.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
I'm seriously so distracted because I'm trying to figure out
my outfit. We're stuck between a pants suit, sweat pants
and a dress.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Oh oh okay, now I am thinking I'll wear clothes.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That's what I'm thinking. I'm sorry, I will wear clothes.
And so that's maybe your Boston hat. Yeah, I'll probably
wear that. That's usually where I wear. I wear. I
wear some kind of some kind of hat.
Speaker 8 (18:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Maybe I'll get Eddie.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
You have to wear your La King's hat.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I do, all right, I have many to choose from.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Oh, we can get fancy. Do you have a sparkly one,
more like a shiny one, one that has like a
metallic finish on it.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
I have one that has the logos kind of shiny.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I saw a photo of Eddie from ten years ago.
I forgot Eddie you were a gray Beard. I didn't
remember that. I know you're the beard you're playing your
playoff beard. Yeah, that was your playoff beard. Yeah, I'd
totally forgotten, and I was I was around you at
that game.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Right, we were, Yeah, we were on the ice together.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I took the photo
of you because somebody was laying on their back on
the ice when they took the photo.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
It looks like it was a unique angle. You wanted
to get the scoreboard that was overhead and when we
were on the ice.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Not a great angle though, right, I mean we all
know that we all look a lot skinnier when we
look from above down right, Well.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I mean, like I said, wanted to get the scoreboard
that said Stanley Cup Champions on it.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So okay, and you did that. You did that, And
I have some photos. I have a few photos with
the Stanley.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
I actually have one of you, and that's with that
same angle.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Oh I don't want to see that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh I could post it if you like.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Okay, I'm probably good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
I think I still had hair at that point, though
I think I had a little hair left. Anyway, here's
the malor riddle of the day. Here we go, Travis Kelce.
That's a foll yeah, kind of a halftime halfway football
player who is more known for the woman he's dating.
But Travis Kelsey wants to buy a blank He said,
recently with his mother. That is the question. What is
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the answer to the mallor riddle of the day, And
let's see does anyone know the answer? Ferg Dog says
a COVID booster shot.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
With his mama.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Who else do we have a tooth lightning kit from
the clam That's his answer. Tom Brady's discounted crypto was
tossed out by late night drug tester Who else do
we have? Page down wants to buy a Mallard golden
ticket for redbreast.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Paul with his mother. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Andy from lion O Lakes in Minnesota says he wants
to purchase a twenty three meat kit with his mom.
A Russian wife guessed by Donkey Sausage Malard prop guy
says the world's largest raspberry soda bottling plant, very specific
alf the alien opiner says an Asian restaurant chain. Well,
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that would be quite the restaurant. Imagine what their logo
looks like on the T shirts there that they sell.
Fudgie in Boston is going with the answer some kind
of sex swing as the answer.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm sure that's the case.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Milkman Mike in Colorado says Travis Kelsey wants to buy
a Mercedes Benz sprinter van to live.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Down by the river.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well, he doesn't have to buy one. Maybe Dan Patrick
will give one away again.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
World's largest raspberry thing? That was Mallard prop guy. I
think I already read that. He sent it twice.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Travis Kelsey wants to buy a train.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
With his mother and painted in honor of the birthday
boy President Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Who's seventy eight today? Is that right? Donald Trump's birthday?
All right? Who else do we have? Page?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
We don't do shot, so we can't do a shout out.
We're not a Morning Zoos show. Obscene dean says a
Gucci handbag. Robbie the Mariner fan, we know where his
mind is. He says, the world's largest sex store. Calm down, Robbie,
keep your pants on. Ryle Marshall aid from courtesy Flusher.
A waterburger from the Kansas Trucker. That's his answer. Ah
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a petting zoo with lamas from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Jay Dot in Utah? Who did show up to a
Malard meet and greet? We did here in the LA area.
Jay Dot says, magic Mike movie tickets with his mother.
That would be nice.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Lifetime membership to Mommy and Me classes from Donut Kelly
in Nashville, Masshole. Mickey says he wants to buy weed
man hippie some teeth. All right, that's enough, Ednie, do
you have an answer? It's the Mallard riddle of the day.
Travis Kelsey, the man who's known for the woman he dates,
wants to buy a blank with his.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Mother a WNBA team w Is that correct?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
A WNB now wants to buy Eddie a vineyard in Italy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
In Italy with his mom. That's beautiful, sounds expensive to me?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Sounds how much is a vineyard?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Coop? You're from Italy?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Right?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
How much is a when you weren't born there, but
you go there? You've been there a few times, right,
but I've been there once? Only ones? How much would
a vineyard cost in Italy? I have no idea, You
have no idea? Okay? Is it outrageous? I wonder? I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Is there like a website? He probably is, you can
buy a vineyard. Travis Kelsey's net worth is like thirty million,
but the woman he's sleeping with is worth a lot
more than that. So if he gets married, he's probably
in good shape. He's probably in pretty really good shape.
All right, let's go to the phones. We'll say hello
to David who's in Vegas. Hello, David, welcome, real quick
before we go to David.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Okay, Yes, I just did some some quick some quick research.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Okay, and it varies largely.
Speaker 8 (24:01):
The cheapest one I found on this website was one
point one million euros.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Okay, And we do the math on that.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We do euros to dollars. So if one point one
million euros, that is one point one seven US dollars
according to the internet research that I have.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
All Right, I will so thing.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, I'm sure he's not gonna buy a cheap point.
He's buy expensive one that's even worth more than that.
Not that one point one million is not expensive. Let's
say hello to David who's in Vegas. Hello, David, welcome.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, you know.
Speaker 9 (24:39):
I'm not just David in Vegas. I'm David that lives
literally down the block from the place you pick for
the meat street. I meant, then, of course I want
to come, even if you put it forty miles away
from me, I would believe. But literally, I go out
my front door. I turned towards ELENLV. The very first
(24:59):
business I fifteen hundred feet is the Steak Out. I
can't have you been there?
Speaker 3 (25:04):
Have you been there? Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
No, I eat there. So it's it's a real treat.
Some of the best Philly steaks and in the whole city.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh, I'm going cheese steak, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
I'm eating the cheese steak when I'm there, really good
ribs and unlike every other meet and greet that we've done, David,
and I've done a lot of these over the years,
this place is open twenty four hours. Right, they don't close,
I think, Oh they do. I thought they were open
twenty four hours.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
It might be the kitchen closed, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
And in the postgame show will be at your house, David.
We'll all just come over to your place and we'll
hang out with you.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
We need to hire a cleaning lady first.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Oh oh, are you like the handsome horder our friend
Cowboys Winter.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
I'm not a great house keeper enough.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I understand. All right, Well, you know some people.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
I'm excited about this and made a great call and
we'll meet everybody.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
It's fun all right, can't meet you.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
I can't wait to meet you, David, but I'm gonna
have to wait till August third. Malard meet and greet
in Vegas, right down the street from David's house.
Speaker 9 (26:06):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
By all right, there you go.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
He was gonna say something but I cut him off.
Well he stopped, But that's cool. Did we pick this
because David lives there? Is that why we picked this.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
We knew David was going to be in the neighborhood,
and that's why.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
We as far as he knows, Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So the tabloids are reporting that a roast went bad,
the Tom Brady Roast that Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Roast fan loves so much.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
The roast is to blame Giselle Bunchin broke up with
her boyfriend. They called off the relationship. She is blaming
the Tom Brady roast for the reason they broke up.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You know what that is? Fertilizer is what that is?
Come on, what kind of you know what?
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You're You're so offended by a joke at a at
a roast, you're like to break up a relationship.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's ridiculous. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Anyway, we will have
big bands. I'm not making that up. By the way,
that's a legit tabloid story. Whether it's true or not,
who knows, it's in the tabloids.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
But we'll press on. We will have big bands. Lame
jokes of the week.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
We'll get to. That is weed Man online. Coop Coop's busy,
I guess, but let me know if weed man's there.
If not, I'll give him a bus checking right now.
Oh oh, he's coops checking right now? All right, Well,
we'll see if he's there.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
If not, we might need a fake weed Man. I'll
give him a buzz see if he's there. But right now,
let's get you cut up on everything going on in
the overnight, and we say hello to a man at
one point had a playoff Beard Eddie Garcia.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
A glorious playoff here twice actually championship playoff. Yeah, twenty
twelve and twenty fourth. Did you know that yesterday was
the ten year anniversary of the second Stanley Cup for
your Los Angeles Kings.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I only knew that because Frostburg told me moments before
the show.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
No, okay, yeah, Otherwise I would not have known that.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I agree ten years, Eddie, our lives are flying by
Eddie Wild.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
What's going on here? Unbelievable, I know it.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 6 (28:20):
This.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I know that you are not happy that I have
to give Tiger Woods results no matter what.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
He's not relevant right now, and so I don't understand.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Well, the PGA Tour bored Policy Board would disagree with you.
They are voting next week on a proposal that would
give Tiger Woods a lifetime exemption to signature events on
the PGA Tour. So anything basically he wants to play in,
he can play in it.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, that's a loyalty thing because he didn't join the
Saudis like everyone else that took the Saudi money. But
didn't the PGA make a deal with the Saudis. So
aren't they part of that too? What happened though, I
didn't hear anything more on that.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
What happened to it? They had a rest.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
If you ask me, mister pg toy, you're.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
The w NBA guy, you're the golf.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
You're all right, you want to have some fun fun fact.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
This is not the fun for me.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
But there is only one pitcher, one pitcher this season
that has struck out Mookie Betts, shohe Otani, and Freddie
Freeman in order one, two, and three. Do you know
who that picture is, Eddie, No, you don't know who
that picture is. That picture is David Robertson of the
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Texas Rangers, who did it the last couple of games,
back to back and belly to belly. David Robertson, who's
bounced around big League Baseball. But that's a nice feather
in his cap, which means absolutely nothing if the Rangers
and Dodgers meet down the line in the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
But that's nonetheless, that's it. That's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
The only pitcher of this season to strike out the
three Hall of Fame players Mookie Bett, show heyl Tani
and Freddie Freeman.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
David Robertson.
Speaker 9 (30:07):
That is it?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Do we have weed man? Coop? Is he there?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
He is?
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Not? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
No, all right? So I pause with a call.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
I'll call him.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Maybe somebody stole his phone again.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'll give Hi a buzz, and then we'll have for
the rest of the hour whether he's whether he's there
or not, We'll have Big Bend's lame Jokes of the
Week for the rest of the hour. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Next.
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Live, Today's Friday.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
I love you, don't worry. Don't worry. It's just take
the top.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That's how bad. That's twenty five thousand dollars. Holpack and
your face.
Speaker 9 (31:08):
Ben Mallard, that's a plumb.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Pussy right there.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
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Speaker 9 (31:46):
Blame week.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
W It's Big Man's lame joke of the week. It
is time to open the comedy club. We welcome in.
Is it the real weed man? Is it the fake?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Fake weed men? If I could talk, that would help. Hello,
weed man, I love.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
Money.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Okay, all right, well that's fine Eddie. The show must
go on.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Are you sure this is the fake on it?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I don't know. It could be real.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, yeah, it could be real. Let's get right to
the jokes. I don't want to waste any time. A
lot of these jokes are funny, and Eddie won't like
any of them, but they're all funny, trust me.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Did you hear that Lizzo is losing weight? But she
did not make the Olympic team?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Eddie? I didn't know she was trying to make the
Olympic team.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
But she did make the ozempic team. So Eddie, do
you know what ozempic is? You're familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's a like a yeah, wait, wait, I've seen the
commercials during Serveran Todd, the comedian said that one.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And did you hear Miss Alabama go to Lizzo's house?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, Lizzo cleaned out her closet and was having a
garage sale. So that's Eke and Roseweld Minnesota. What's Lizzo's
favorite new Billie Eilish song. I don't know lunch, okay,
(33:14):
thank you, fake wee man. What does Lizzo do after
an eight course meal?
Speaker 9 (33:19):
Or what?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
What does Lizzo after an eight course meal and Poppy
have in common?
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I don't know what are they have in common?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
They're both full of crap. That's from Tony in the Bay.
He sent that in.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All right, did you hear that Lizzo's signing on to
the w NBA as an undrafted free agent?
Speaker 9 (33:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, she heard.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
She could pad her stats in garbage time, so she's
excited about that. And Tom in Indiana. What nickname did
Charles Barkley give Miss Alabama?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I don't know what the round mound of pounds that's from.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Ink and Rosehill, Minnesota. What is Miss Alabama's hometown?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well, it's actually took As, Alusa. Is the hometown there
in Alabama? Eddie, that's Eke and rose Will. What is
what is.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Lizzo's favorite kind of fly? Butterfly? She loves the butter part.
She's a big fan of the BUTTERFLI.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
What does Lizzo look like with bad poster? Tell me
a hunchback whale a hunchback with us. Noah and Austin
sent that one in thank you, fake We've been These
are actual jokes sending by actual listeners. You want to
send a joke in for a future episode, send it
with jokes in the headlines. Care of Ben Malershow at
(34:43):
gmail dot com. Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Why
did Lizzo go on a safari? Whyet for the elephant roadkill?
Eddie the that's frankin Fargo. Why is Lizzo bad for
the economy? I don't know, all right, Eddie, A couple
of words here, No more red lobster, Eddie, no more? Yeah,
(35:08):
that's Frankie Fargo. All that shrimp she got rid of
all the shrip. Why did NASA band Lizzo from spaceflight?
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Why.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Not enough rocket power to get her get her on
the lift off the Big Ben's Lamb Jokes League. Why
would Lizzo and weed Man make great roommates?
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, he needs someone to chew his food and she
needs to spit out some chewed food.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
So there there is that. That's certain, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Brendan from Boston sent this one in what does weed
Man call a trash compactor?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
What adjustable bed? That's an adjustable bed?
Speaker 9 (35:54):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (35:55):
How does how does? How does weed Man have a
bubble bath?
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (35:59):
Boy?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
How he farts in a rainstorm?
Speaker 9 (36:02):
That's to live?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
I'm sorry, man, I'm sorry. I think your phone got
stolen again.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's why you're not on Why is it impossible for
weed Man to cheat in a relationship?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Why you think he can find two women to like him?
Speaker 5 (36:22):
And he?
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Please? That's a Kansas.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
What's the what's the one sickness weed Man never has? Hm,
I don't know, homesickness. He does not have to worry
about that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
That's in Kansas. What was weed Man's first job?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Tell me his next one? That's also Frank and Fargo
sent that one in Uh all right, Uh well Blair,
here's a good story.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Blair in Maine used to date a woman but they
only communicated on Twitter already.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh is that right now? She's his ex girlfriend? Is
that too nuancedeady?
Speaker 9 (37:09):
Is that too?
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Nance?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Mike and Tampa Marcel. Mike sent this one as well.
Marcel and Brooklyn got his COVID test back. It says fifty.
What does that mean, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
What does that mean?
Speaker 9 (37:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
But Marcel also said his i Q test came back positive,
so I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
That's right, Mike and Tampa, Coop, do you have any
jokes over there? Coop? Sure?
Speaker 3 (37:32):
See we got uh you know? Do you hear that?
Speaker 8 (37:35):
Blair and Maine asked many people what LGBTQ stands for
LBB What is it lb lgbt Q.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, what I did not hear about that, though.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Yes, so far no one has given him a straight answers.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
From Mike and Tampa.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
What's what's the difference between a battery and Eddie? After
a fun fact?
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Who's that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I don't know the joke A battery has a positive side? Everyone?
Speaker 1 (38:11):
That's a Georgia and Uvalde, Texas. Why does Eddie wish
he worked at ESPN?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Why because they talk about the w NBA twenty four
hours a day over there? All right?
Speaker 1 (38:26):
This next one's from Tony in the Bay. What does filexis,
Poppy and Eddie Garcia? What are they all have in common?
What he says Tony in the basis they all had
to turn in their man cards, their man cards, Eddie.
This one's from Noah in Austin. He says, what's better
than Tony from the Bay Area's phone calls?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Literally anything else, literally anything else, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
That's it all right.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
Last one George in Rochester, Minnesota, he sent us. Then
Broncos coach Sean Payton had his cataracts removed so he
can read his play sheet to hear what happened next, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
Know what happened next?
Speaker 1 (39:08):
He looked at the Bronco quarterback room and said, can
you put them back in?
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Could you put them all right? Thank you, Georgia, Rochester, Minute,
So thank you, fake weed man. There he goes. Lame
jokes of the Week.
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