June 17, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Mookie Betts going down with fractured hand and what it means for the Dodgers, the latest on the Pete Alonso trade chatter, Insta-Advice Line for Bill Belichick, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three hour three, ready
to go. It's all about the Mookie Man, the Mookie Bets.
Mookie Bets broke his handsnapcrackle pop after being hit by
a ninety eight mile an hour pitch against the Kansas
City Baseball team. What does this mean for the Doyers
outlook going forward? Pete Alonzo trade chatter is picking up
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the Mets stinking, although they have played better of late.
Where does he end up at the trade deadline? And
by request from Eddie, why do the WNBA players continue
to dog pile on top of Caitlin Clark. It happened
yet again over the weekend. We'll talk about that and
much more right now here. It is our number three.
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No betting for you, at least, no bets for you. Welcome,
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Chavez Ravine on a Sunday getaway day and on the
menu they had rice crispies. We didn't know they were
have rice Christmis, but they had rice Christmas. If you
didn't hear, possibly not the Dodger shortstop, that's right, shortstop
Mookie Bets will not be in the All Star Game.
Why he won't be able to fight. He won't be
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able to fight because Mookie Bets was dinged by a
ninety eight mile an hour fastball during Sunday's game against
the Royals, and Dave Roberts, the Dodgers manager, saying that
Bets fractured his left hand. Snap crackle, pop goes Mookie
Bets a big bowl of snap, crackle pop for Mookie.
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He's out. They say for now, no surgery is required.
Keep in mind that is subject to change. There will
be other doctors that take a look at the X
rays and say, all right, what can we do here?
And either way, it's gonna be a couple of months
minimum before Mookie Bets comes back. Based on the cops,
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Mookie's gonna be out for a while. So let us
just us the question. Mookie Bets breaking his left hand
after being hit by a ninety eight mile an hour fastball,
what does this mean big picture for the Dodgers. So
I've got the Gargoyle door knocker, three Musketeers, and the
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sixth Street Bridge, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make a high
speed chase that randomly ends on the side of the road. So,
first of all, taste the question. Does this change any No,
the expectation is big picture, the Dodgers are going to
win the World Series and that doesn't change because Mookie
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Bets is going to be out for a couple of months.
I would be surprised if Mooki Bets is back before
mid August. I would be surprised if that happens. But
the way this works we know we know this from
watching sports. It's musical chairs. You just flip some names
around and that's it. You move some people around. Next
man up, do yard? You hear that sound? That sound
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is actually it's a gargoyle. Door knocker is what it is.
It's opportunity knocking. There is a brass ring opportunity. Now first, uh,
internal option. Internal option. For the Dodgers. They have Miguel Rojas,
who has played a lot of games, not well, but
a lot of games in the major leagues for random teams,
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and he's been with the Dodgers last couple year. So
Miguel Rojas gets the first chance. He's a lightweight, he's
got no power, limited offensive player. However, he's supposedly be
a very good defensive player. But if he fails, and
this is in a quick audition, quick audition, trade deadline
is at the end of July, so you got a
couple of weeks this month and then a couple of
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weeks in July, and then at that point, if he
ain't the guy and Mookie's not on his way back
anytime soon, you then have to pivot away and go
external instead of internal and the obvious one here is
oh Cad the Toronto Blue Jays who are going to
hold a big bonfire talking about trading Vladimir Guerrero Junior
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and Bobashett. Well, Bobaschett would be the one. The Dodgers
just picked up a Blue Jay on a minor trade.
Minor trade a last week. Bego's kid is now a Dodger,
So why not go with Dante Bischett's kid and go
with Bobaschett. And so if he fails, if Miguil Rojas
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does the old face plant, the Dodgers can trade, assuming
he hasn't been traded by then they can trade with
Toronto and get Bobaschett, who has hit a little bit
better lately, but hasn't been all that great either and
certainly has not lived up to the expectations when he
came onto the scene in Toronto. If this guy's gonna
be an All Star every year, is gonna be in
an MVP candidate? No? Now. Secondly, we do the sideway
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shuffle to the big where Pete Alonzo trade chatter picking
up over the weekend. The Mets, who have played a
little bit better of late, they still stink overall. So
where does he end up? Where does Pete Alonso end up?
You play the game. We love playing the game. Playing
the game right now. So the Cubs, Giants, and Padres
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have all been prominently been mentioned at one point where
the betting favorites some combination of those three teams a
few weeks back, but we update the story. The story
evolves the Pete Alonzo stories. So, based on where we
are now, the speculation game on the Pee Alonzo trade.
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The teams that are in position at this moment to
make a splash in the American League, they're all in
the American League. So I got my binoculars out on
the three Musketeers of the American League. I've got the Mariners,
the Rangers, and the Orioles in that order. And while
the Yankees have been the pace car in the American
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League and they are the regular season kings, at this
point in the playoffs, you and I know that things
tighten up. Took us has tightened up, and you don't
know what you don't know. Aaron Judge can be pitched to.
There are ways to get him out. He's not infalliable.
And Juan Soto who got off to a great start
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as a playoff performer for the Washington Nationals. Back in
the day. It was a pretty mid level player in
San Diego in big games. So it's not like the
Yankees have this unbeatable roster. They're a good regular season team,
but it's a different animal in the Plus. There is
a path if you're the Mariners or the Orioles or
the Rangers to get back into the playoffs and going
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to run in the Plus. Now, this is supposedly a
special team in Seattle. The cheating a holes have fallen apart.
The Athletics aren't even trying, neither of the Angels. So
by default the Seattle Mariners are in really good shape.
They're in really good shape in that division. And the
Rangers they need more pop. They're right there, right, The
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Rangers are right there. They're underachieved and they want to
get back and repeat and go back to back in
belly to belly, and the Orioles said great numbers last
year during the regular season, they fell apart. They have
a good regular season team. Now they have the difference
with Baltimore. They have an owner now who wants to
invest in the team. Unlike the Angelo's family. That was
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like looking the other way. So there's some new ownership,
new blood there in Baltimore. All right, now, final thought,
So we pivot away. Now we go to in a
way loosely related to Father's Day. Let me explain. So
you know, I'm a schmuck, but I did send a
few messages out to people by request that in Father's
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Day's and Happy Father's Day, things like that, and so friends, relatives,
things like that. So I got a few messages back,
and the messages I got back were like sporty messages,
which I love. There's nothing I love more than my
family that doesn't like sports asking me sporty questions. And
a lot of my relatives a lot, they're like two
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they're kind of like Eddie w NBA people, right, They
w NBA people, And so they were they were asking
me questions about certain WNBA player who's got a fair
amount of attention. So I engaged. I engaged, and the
question from two people who did not know that I
was texting both of them was a similar question. And
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it was And Eddie knows this because he's our WNBA guy,
he's our correspondent on the show. He's our insiders, the
WoDES or the w NBA. But I engaged in the
general theme I'll sum this up in a nice little bow,
was why do all the other w NBA players continue
to dog pile on top of Caitlin Clark? It was
it was that kind of thing. Didn't use the word
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dog pile, that's my word, but they used other words,
but that that was the general tone. It was like,
what's going on? Of course they turned to me, knowing
that I do the show with Eddie, He's the w
NBA guy, So by proxy, I decided I would engage,
and I gave what I'm very proud of, my my
theory on why this continues to happen in the in
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the WNB. And I want to run this by you
because I'm very proud of this analogy and I would
like to bottle this analogy and in the future, anytime
any relatives or people that I loosely associate with, either
through through blood marriage or have met you somewhere along
the way of life and you asked me a question
about Caitlin Clark, I will simply give this answer, and
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here it is. I'm gonna run this by you. So
what's going on in the w NBA right now and
this was handed god by it. I'm not making this up.
This is I can show you the text message if
you want the reason this is going on, it's it's
the I call it the sixth Street Bridge Theory of
the world. The sixth Street Bridge theory of the world.
And if you don't that is we do the show
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from Los Angeles. On my way into the radio station.
I live out in the Northwoods, and it's very kind
of the company to make sure I come in here.
I'm so happy that the company wants me to show
up to work in studio, even though I have a
beautiful remote studio. But anyway, they want me to come here.
So I have a long drive and I drive by
in downtown LA this sixth Street Bridge. And a few
months ago, actually many months ago now, with much fanfare,
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the local politicians had upgraded the neighborhood. Now the sixth
Street Bridge goes right into downtown Los Angeles, and they
spent a lot of money. And this is where I drive.
I drive right by that sixth Street Bridge, and so
I drive by there and with much pizazz, they they
announced they spent six hundred million dollars to fix this
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thing up, to put lights on it, to make it beautiful,
a spectacle, civic pride, and everyone could enjoy rasmatas. It
was beautiful. I drove down there a couple times when
it first opened. I'm like, man, this is amazing. What
a beautiful bridge here. Don't deserve this bridge? Sure enough,
I was right, because what happened. The locals have Pilford
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all of the copper wire, six hundred million dollars worth.
That bridge sits in darkness, kind of like the WNBA. Right,
they well, we want nice things. Do we want media attention?
Do we want the hype? No no, no, no no
no no no, you're too popular. Get out of here,
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you're a bum. And so there you go. They took
all the copper wiring out and that's that. Just like
the Sixth Street Bridge, the lights turn out. This is
only temporary. It's like that thing in marketing. Is it
a trend or is it a fad, a a passing
fancy or is it here to stay? And based on
the data, it's not going to stick around because the
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only real bump has been games. Caitlin Clark plays it,
So that's it. It's not like people are watching other
games at high numbers, they're not. So if you happen
to be listening, if you're a relative of mine, that's
that's it. That's my WNBA talk. That's all. I am
very proud of the sixth Street Bridge. And we'll leave
it there. If you would like to be part you
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And here's the Mallord Riddle of the day. Retired NASCAR
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driver Dale Earnhardt Junior. Remember him, Yeah, you're old if
you remember Dale ern arn Jr. So Retired NASCAR driver
Dale Earnhardt Jr. Recently said he can't stand blank and
he's not ashamed about it. Again, former NASCAR star Dale
Earnhard Jr. Says he cannot stand blank and he is
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not ashamed about it. That is not Mallard really love today.
The answer. We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
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Time now for the malor riddle of the day, and
here it is. Retired NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Junior says
he can't stand blank and he's not ashamed about it.
That the riddle of the day. What is the answer,
Art Puffin says Dalernhard Junior says he cannot stand Colin
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Cowherd's work wife. Jason McIntyre Late Night drug Testers says
left handed cornhole players is the answer from Late Night
drug Tester? Who else to have page down alf the
alien Opiner says, people that don't know how to park,
who also retire prematurely to the state of Florida. That
is true. That is true as well. Yes, I forty
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in says Daler, and Oar Junior said he can't stand
scraping bats off the grill of his truck like I
had to the other night. Wow, I've not seen that before.
That's quite the What do you use for that? Like
wind dex or something like that? I forty in? What
do you got your towel? Like a special towel there? Yeah?
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I don't know. All right, who else you have? Page
Down Jordan says he can't stand people pretending NASCAR isn't
a sport. It's more of a sport than the NBA,
says Jordan. Okay, calm down, keep it pants on, says
Dale Nard Junior said he can't stand people who hate
SpongeBob square Pants Snoop Dog Commentary guests by King Roy.
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That's his answer. Eddie's w NBA scores guess by Sean
in Portland. Patrick DJ Spin in San Diego says the
Houston as one one thousand, two thousand and three one
thousand holes. He's the answer. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says
the vice president Kamala Harris and her laugh all right.
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Pickle themed restaurants guess by Donkey Sausage, that's his answer.
Matthew Warrior Raider fansis Dale Nard Junior cannot stand turning
right and he's not ashamed to admit it. There you go.
It hit the road course there like Sonoma. Do you
have an answer, Eddie? It's the malor riddle of the day,
the malor ridle of the day. Retired NASCAR driver Dale
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Earnhard Junior says he cannot stand blank and he's not
ashamed about it.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
He can't stand NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
NASCAR all right, Well that's probably already quit. No, that's incorrect, Eddie.
He can't stand Kraft beer, Eddie, craft beer. Well, he
had to prove he's a good old Southern boy. And
when you're a good old Southern boy, you have to
stay away from the craft beer. Although when I was
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in South Carolina there was a lot of those craft
beer places, so you must not hang out there in
South Carolina. Let's get to the phones. The Mojoe Rising
is in the Bay Area. Hello, Mojoe Rising.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Oh, mister Ben Mall or mister Ben stredamis man? I
agree with almost everything day Man. Barkley's not going nowhere.
Celtics are definitely gonna win the little title. And you
know out here in the Bay Area, in that powerhouse
radio station that I called Who the Bone one seven,
which is actually run by a woman for the first
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time in its history. I've been calling in, as you know,
for many many years, and I have a prediction. I'm
like you, I am a proper in the pullet, the
Mojo Rising. So I predicted that the Niners would go
to the Super Bowl. They made it. I predicted that
the Huskies would win the Men's Tournament. They made it.
So far, I've predicted that the Celtics will win the title,
and even though I was rooting for Edmonton, for you,
mister Ben, I kind of predicted that Florida would win
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the Stanley Cup. It looks like I'm about to be
four for four, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So now, Mojo Rising, some would say that you are
just randomly picking predictions here, that there's no way to validate.
Everything I say is validated. You can go back and
hear the archive. Are we sure that you're not embellishing
your predicting skills?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Absolutely not, my friend. The Mojo Rising is just like
the real Jim Morrison. I come from the heart, man,
I only speak the truth, So I wish I could
verify it through the radio station because I've been calling
in for ten years over there, and they it's one
of those things like you know you're right. I can't
validate it on like the mister Ben Mallard, who's always
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validated in everything that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Name is validation. That is my middle name.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Absolutely. But the one thing I will say is that
it is absolutely true. I'm about to go four for four.
And you know I can get into other times when
we have more time that I've seen stuff in dreams, man,
where I literally can predict the future. I've seen the
future in dreams. Not a lot of great stuff, unfortunately,
that's you know, like death and stuff from family members
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picking up other family members of that kind of stuff.
So yeah, I'm telling you man, I'm out there on
my own plane of existence man, just like you've Ben.
You mean, you are a legend in your own role.
And hey, and here's the thing. Remember the last time
what I called in, I butchered this poem that I
was going to do. You. I know that the reign
of likes poems, you know, and I'm the poet and
the prophet, So if I may been, I would like
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to do this poem. And I promise that I will
not butcher at this time.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, And if you butcher it, like what happens if
you butcher?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Do we get in all this time? You around? Could
we like slap high?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Here's the thing. I had done this poem so many
times in my head. The last time when they came
on your show, I didn't write it down, which is
a mistake on my part, because you always have to
write poetry, don because you just never know. And I
got tongue tied because you know I'm the new guy
call him in.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So I go, okay, all right, well we'll get to it.
I mean, we love poetry. We've had a few people
over the years that would do poetry. We have a
guy in Syracuse occasionally we'll send some poetry in right now.
But we had a guy in San Antonio back in
the day that would Mike, that would send poetry. Do
you need anything from us, anything at all? You want
us to play a SoundBite? Anything you need from us?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You know you can. Maybe you guys could just listen.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, well just listen, fine, everyone quiet and set here
we go. We now have the debut of the poet
Laureate Mojo Riser, and here we go.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
The Ben Mallor Show will always stand the test of time.
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He will always leave a good taste in your mouth,
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is powerful and are assuming like a wind chime. So
in closing, mister Ben Maller, you are truly sublime.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, all right, now that's my kind of poetry. All
about me? Hi, thank you, Mojoe Rising, well done.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Hey, next time I call in, I want to take
the open.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, all right, we'll do it. Thanks, all right, thank you.
As long as that annoying guy from New York doesn't
call up in. That guy from upstate New York. See,
he saw his therapist and got some meds. See how
that goes.
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College World Series Tennessee. You winner over North Carolina six
to one, while Florida State eliminated Virginia with a seven
three wins, so North Carolina will now face Florida State
in an elimination game there in Omaha.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No funny story, Eddie, no goofy story. You've gone lazy
this hour? Is that correct?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
That story?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, you know you should do something at the end there, dude. Yeah,
conversation College World Series. You want me to do a
conversation with the College World Series? Is that what? It's
your choice if you'd like to the w n B
A guy College World Series? Guy? You No, you're the guy.
You're you're the one. You're You're the guy. You're the
I'm not the guy. I can't be the guy. You're
the guy.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
You're the guy.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You're the guy. No, I do not. That is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
You're wearing your Caitlyn Clark cat tonight.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Are you saying that she looks like a dog, Eddie.
That's Sexisteady, Why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That's terrible?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
But I'm wearing a hat that has an animal on it,
So you think that Caitlin Clark's an animal, you're Sexisteady
tweeted that out. Cool.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Why would you wear.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You said I was wearing a Kaitlyn Clark hat. Does
this look like I can't see with all those cameras
of the way. Well, I'm very popular. I'm on camera
at all all hours. I'm on camera.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
It's three cameras in between.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We really need three cameras.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't think we need any. Actually, you know, I
don't even.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Have three cameras on Benny versus the Penny. It's actually
on television. There's not three cameras. Three cameras in here
three Eddie. Why are there three camera all set up
between me and you? They're not set up between you know,
the other room over there, those people, and it looks
like now they have a big camera and they have
two on the exactly the same camera. They look exactly
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I don't understand. You want me to turn them off, Eddie. No,
I want you to move them. You don't have to
turn them off. Whe would you like me to move
them to you? I was told not that I can
move that one, but I can't move these two.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I was told them this is your show.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well those are a I even though the company makes
me come in here, the people that record this are
not actually here. So they're they're at home somewhere, and
they're underwear and they're recording, so I was told, I
I can't move those. I have a fun fact that
enough of that, it's fun Maler fun fact. The Seattle
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baseball team, the Mariners, Holy JJ and Retton and Robbie
the Mariner fan. The Seattle Mariners eight and a half
game lead in the American League West. If that seems
like it happens once in a generation, it's because it does.
The Last time the Mariners had this bigger lead in
the American League West, you gotta go back to the
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end of the twenty one season, the twenty oh one season.
Last time the Mariners had this bigger lead in the
American League West is they are dominating a domination situation.
That Seattle mayritteam managed by Sweet Loupanella of all One
before my time. But I heard stories about it that
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that team won one hundred and sixteen regular season games,
one hundred and sixteen with John Olerude and Brett Boone
and Ichiro and Edgar Martinez. And then when the playoffs
came around, they choked. They went on the vomit comic
in the playoffs. But uh yeah, they did McElroy and
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much like McElroy, they didn't stay around. They just high
tailed it out of there. They got out of there
and they left, so they were they were gone. Alf
sent some other fun factor, but I don't, I mean
he sent me. There's like sons, there's one I wanted
to read in particular, Alf the Allen all right, this
is his fun fact, Eddy, this is a bonus fun fact.
So hit it again. Bonus fun factor Maler fun fact
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sent in by the fun fact whisper Alf the Alien
o Pinery says two times cy young winner Blake Snell
has recorded in his big league career just five outs
after the seventh inning, Just five outs after the seventh
inning in his big league career, Brake the Weasel, Bro,
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I ain't play unless I get mine. Bra I'm resting
my line.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That guy Blake Snell, what a schmuck. So happy he's
on the Giants. The Giants think, uh, just wonderful, just
absolutely perfect. And he was thinking, oh I get traded.
He's been injured and bounced around and whatnot. So we'll
see what happens with that. Good luck good luck on that.
(27:13):
Me thinks I'm not going to trade a guy who's
hurt and has a massive amount of money. That is
supposed to come his way next year if he decides
to opt in. Justin in Cincinnati says, Mojo is a
blankety blank blank. He says, you can see them coming
from a mile away, like Robbie the Mariner fan. Okay,
(27:35):
Mark the full name guy says, to think someone like
Howard Cosel had to bear up to a lot of
blankety blank blank blank blank, and then he's like, does
this weird attack at me? You? I don't know, Mark,
get your meds Mark. You're not on your meds. Get
(27:55):
back on your meds Mark. It's okay, Everything will be okay.
Get back on your meds. See your therapist when the
sun comes up in the morning. Yeah. Matthew Warrior Raider
fan says, the Mariner's up eight and a half games
in the Al West. Robbie the Mariner fan needs her
advice on how to handle the uncharted territory. Well, we
could do that, but I think there's someone who definitely
needs more advice than Robbie the Mariner fan, and that
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would be Bill Belichick. Do you see this over wing?
Bill Belichick's seventy two years old. TMZ had the story
he is a dating a former cheerleader Jordan Hudson. I
believe the name. She is twenty four years old? Can
you say sugar daddy? Can you say? I knew you could?
(28:40):
Those are horny rules that he Yeah, so let's do
the math here, hold on, so twenty four and yeah,
so that's that's the she's the she's young enough to
be his grandkid right in age wise. And if you
do the math, twenty four times three is set to.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
You don't say, so.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Belichick like skip the generation? But that what do you
think she sees in Belichick? What do you.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I've actually been thinking about this a lot since I
read this. Is this your playing coop when you get.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
But like.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Obviously, how like she's a former cheerleader, right, a former
NFL cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I don't know. I tried to find out. I don't
know because.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
If that's the case, how did this relationship start? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's what I got to.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Say, start of the romance?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah? Like it just it makes me think we don't
know Bill Belichick at all.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, you don't really know anyone. Yeah, you know, everyone's
got multiple sides to them, so you don't know anyone.
I learned that with Kobe when Kobe got dinged, he
got arrested in Colorado. There are you talking about? You
didn't even look at girls? What are you talking about? Yeah, anyway,
TMZ had the story. I don't where was she here?
That's a great point, though, I don't know. I didn't
see where. She must not have been an NFL cheerleader.
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They would have said Patriots cheerleader. They would they would
have said that. But anyway, Belichick's I don't know dating
is the right word. I don't know that would be
the right word. They're hanging out together, I said. They
bonded over a philosophy project she was working on at
the time, and they exchanged contact information. Belichick met her
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on a flight from Boston headed to Florida.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
About that, Oh okay, former competitive cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Competitive, she goes like contest, but yeah, like high school
or what. The pair was spotted out in public January
of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
This has been going on for a while, but that
since she was twenty three, let's say, no January of
twenty twenty three, Well it's now, it's so that's a
year plus, yeah, and she's twenty four, so right, so
she was twenty three.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh yeah, at least she.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Was a cheerleader at Bridgewater State University.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, there you go, man.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Any where would that be is that Connecticut? Bridgewater, Connecticut?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Would assume there might be more than one in Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Oh okay, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
They were spotted holding hands in New Orleans. Yea, bye
wild and that is all right? I mean I I
I don't know what do you say on that?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
You study seventy two?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, you're looking for What are your thoughts on this, Lauria?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I was just thinking the other day how we got
asked on The Love Show like the age range. That's
that's a steep one, that's a that's a that's a gap.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, it were ever we're interested in a sugar daddy.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
No, no, no, I did sign up on the website
once sugar Daddy for me dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That wait a minute, that would seem to indicate you work.
That would seem to be a give not interested.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
But I did go to the website and side up
for it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
A gander.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
See if a rich guy would lost money by way,
you know it should be pistres Belichick's kids.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Belichick made a crapload of money and he's he's gonna
give it all to her. The kids are like, wait
a minute, that's the family Jewels, what are you doing
good for her?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Those kids didn't earn any of that money.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's true, but I think the right.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
She's earning it. She is earning it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Lights on, lights off? What do you think for her?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
I'm sure he wants the lights on?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right? Well, a happy couple. Sure her parents are
very proud. All right. We will press on, and I
think we should give advice to Bill Belichick. I think
or is it Belichick or the woman who needs the advice?
I think Belichick will give advice to Belichick, will do that,
and we will do it next.
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needs our advice this week in the world of sports
would be the man that was on track could be
the winningest coach in NFL history until he got sidetracked
whacked as coach of the Patriots, Bill Belichick. He's seventy
two years old, a cording to the tabloids, he's stooping
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a twenty four year old. This is a former competitive cheerleader.
Any advice to Bill Belichick who is sleeping with someone
who could be his granddaughter or great granddaughter, depending on
how that all works out. You're live on the air
when you hear my voice, and we'll sailor you. Line one,
Line one, you're on their advice to Bill Belichick. Line one,
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Bill loves cheerleaders because every year he gets older.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Face day of the same.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, super market Steve checking in. Line two, you're
on the airline too, advice to Bill Belichick.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Line two, Ben, thanks for coming to Brian's wedding party.
By the power, bested to me, I now pronounce you
a fendly fanatic.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
No, no, it was good to see you, though, Brian.
It was ferg dog at that event. I was paid
by Brian to be there. I would not show up
unless I got my appearance fee. Me and Rob both
got paid to be there. Was easy money. Line three, Hello,
Line three, no days off, no days off. Yeah, he's
definitely taking no days off that that's for sure. Do
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your job, Do your job. A fun fact. By the way,
I guess who didn't show up to the event there,
Alex the Vegan the boardop. This guy is the biggest
flake in the world, he said. I talked to him
three times last week about the event he didn't show up.
How about that? Unbelievable? All right, but doing the advice
(35:53):
to Bill Belichick, Bill Belichick seventy two, he's in air
quotes dating a twenty four year old. Hello, you're on
the airline the number four.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Morning time, Sweet Polly, No underdog does not look like
Kaitlin Klak.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It's our friend from Maryland. Line five. You're on the
airline five. We're giving advice to Bill Belichick. He is
currently sleeping with a twenty four year old. All right,
out the air line five. We'll go to line six.
You're on the air line six eight seven, seven ninety
nine on Fox. Hello, line six.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Nothing i've seen here, just another day in Patriots.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I tell you're back.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He's back, just like going decades without a penalty being
called against.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, all right, at least we smoked you out. Our
friend from Maine. Line one. You're on the airline one. Hello,
ahem for one shoe American. Yes, that's it. We're gonna
hang up on your line too. You're on the airline two.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Go yeah, yeah, Hey, Bellichant needs to downloads matt Space
and instachat. I thought of his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well he just lied about all that.
A line Line three, you're on the airline. Hello, condoms okay,
thank you. A line four, you're on the air. We're
giving advice to Bill Belichick. He's seventy two and he's
currently a stooping a twenty four year old. Hello, you're
on the air line four. Line four is not there.
(37:16):
We're gonna Line five Hello, Line five go.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah, that's good. That's a good idea of vol third party.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, that always works out well. Line six, you're on
the airline six. Hello, all right, your your phone sucks.
Line one you're on the air at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. Hello, Line one.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, guess what, no more deflate gate, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Kenneth, Yeah, well he's he might be using some supplements
to make sure there's no deflation. A line too, Hello,
you're on the airline too. Foul douve foul touve.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I agree with whatever she says and drink.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah. Remember were the guy in Ottawa that left the
show because he started looking up with a younger woman.
Jason Jason and Ottawa. Yeah, he's our bellaship Jason. Line five,
you're on the airline five.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hello, thanks for taking my call. Man. I have a
hookup for bag.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, well, we have advertisers here. We have plenty of
advertisers to sell that kind of product. Yes we do.
Line six, you're on the air line six.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Go call Marcelf for love advice.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Okay, yeah, Marcel, all right, we'll do one one more.
If it's good, I'll take creditive of now the Women
of the Coop Final call Coop Instant Advice Line.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Let's go, Line one.
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Line one. You're on the air line one. Go You
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bat chop by Line one.
Hello and welcome. It's our number three hour three, ready
to go. It's all about the Mookie Man, the Mookie Bets.
Mookie Bets broke his handsnapcrackle pop after being hit by
a ninety eight mile an hour pitch against the Kansas
City Baseball team. What does this mean for the Doyers
outlook going forward? Pete Alonzo trade chatter is picking up
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the Mets stinking, although they have played better of late.
Where does he end up at the trade deadline? And
by request from Eddie, why do the WNBA players continue
to dog pile on top of Caitlin Clark. It happened
yet again over the weekend. We'll talk about that and
much more right now here. It is our number three.
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Chavez Ravine on a Sunday getaway day and on the
menu they had rice crispies. We didn't know they were
have rice Christmis, but they had rice Christmas. If you
didn't hear, possibly not the Dodger shortstop, that's right, shortstop
Mookie Bets will not be in the All Star Game.
Why he won't be able to fight. He won't be
(02:13):
able to fight because Mookie Bets was dinged by a
ninety eight mile an hour fastball during Sunday's game against
the Royals, and Dave Roberts, the Dodgers manager, saying that
Bets fractured his left hand. Snap crackle, pop goes Mookie
Bets a big bowl of snap, crackle pop for Mookie.
(02:35):
He's out. They say for now, no surgery is required.
Keep in mind that is subject to change. There will
be other doctors that take a look at the X
rays and say, all right, what can we do here?
And either way, it's gonna be a couple of months
minimum before Mookie Bets comes back. Based on the cops,
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Mookie's gonna be out for a while. So let us
just us the question. Mookie Bets breaking his left hand
after being hit by a ninety eight mile an hour fastball,
what does this mean big picture for the Dodgers. So
I've got the Gargoyle door knocker, three Musketeers, and the
(03:18):
sixth Street Bridge, and we will combine all of these
things together and we are going to make a high
speed chase that randomly ends on the side of the road. So,
first of all, taste the question. Does this change any No,
the expectation is big picture, the Dodgers are going to
win the World Series and that doesn't change because Mookie
(03:40):
Bets is going to be out for a couple of months.
I would be surprised if Mooki Bets is back before
mid August. I would be surprised if that happens. But
the way this works we know we know this from
watching sports. It's musical chairs. You just flip some names
around and that's it. You move some people around. Next
man up, do yard? You hear that sound? That sound
(04:03):
is actually it's a gargoyle. Door knocker is what it is.
It's opportunity knocking. There is a brass ring opportunity. Now first, uh,
internal option. Internal option. For the Dodgers. They have Miguel Rojas,
who has played a lot of games, not well, but
a lot of games in the major leagues for random teams,
(04:24):
and he's been with the Dodgers last couple year. So
Miguel Rojas gets the first chance. He's a lightweight, he's
got no power, limited offensive player. However, he's supposedly be
a very good defensive player. But if he fails, and
this is in a quick audition, quick audition, trade deadline
is at the end of July, so you got a
couple of weeks this month and then a couple of
(04:46):
weeks in July, and then at that point, if he
ain't the guy and Mookie's not on his way back
anytime soon, you then have to pivot away and go
external instead of internal and the obvious one here is
oh Cad the Toronto Blue Jays who are going to
hold a big bonfire talking about trading Vladimir Guerrero Junior
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and Bobashett. Well, Bobaschett would be the one. The Dodgers
just picked up a Blue Jay on a minor trade.
Minor trade a last week. Bego's kid is now a Dodger,
So why not go with Dante Bischett's kid and go
with Bobaschett. And so if he fails, if Miguil Rojas
(05:33):
does the old face plant, the Dodgers can trade, assuming
he hasn't been traded by then they can trade with
Toronto and get Bobaschett, who has hit a little bit
better lately, but hasn't been all that great either and
certainly has not lived up to the expectations when he
came onto the scene in Toronto. If this guy's gonna
be an All Star every year, is gonna be in
an MVP candidate? No? Now. Secondly, we do the sideway
(05:58):
shuffle to the big where Pete Alonzo trade chatter picking
up over the weekend. The Mets, who have played a
little bit better of late, they still stink overall. So
where does he end up? Where does Pete Alonso end up?
You play the game. We love playing the game. Playing
the game right now. So the Cubs, Giants, and Padres
(06:21):
have all been prominently been mentioned at one point where
the betting favorites some combination of those three teams a
few weeks back, but we update the story. The story
evolves the Pete Alonzo stories. So, based on where we
are now, the speculation game on the Pee Alonzo trade.
(06:41):
The teams that are in position at this moment to
make a splash in the American League, they're all in
the American League. So I got my binoculars out on
the three Musketeers of the American League. I've got the Mariners,
the Rangers, and the Orioles in that order. And while
the Yankees have been the pace car in the American
(07:04):
League and they are the regular season kings, at this
point in the playoffs, you and I know that things
tighten up. Took us has tightened up, and you don't
know what you don't know. Aaron Judge can be pitched to.
There are ways to get him out. He's not infalliable.
And Juan Soto who got off to a great start
(07:25):
as a playoff performer for the Washington Nationals. Back in
the day. It was a pretty mid level player in
San Diego in big games. So it's not like the
Yankees have this unbeatable roster. They're a good regular season team,
but it's a different animal in the Plus. There is
a path if you're the Mariners or the Orioles or
the Rangers to get back into the playoffs and going
(07:47):
to run in the Plus. Now, this is supposedly a
special team in Seattle. The cheating a holes have fallen apart.
The Athletics aren't even trying, neither of the Angels. So
by default the Seattle Mariners are in really good shape.
They're in really good shape in that division. And the
Rangers they need more pop. They're right there, right, The
(08:08):
Rangers are right there. They're underachieved and they want to
get back and repeat and go back to back in
belly to belly, and the Orioles said great numbers last
year during the regular season, they fell apart. They have
a good regular season team. Now they have the difference
with Baltimore. They have an owner now who wants to
invest in the team. Unlike the Angelo's family. That was
(08:30):
like looking the other way. So there's some new ownership,
new blood there in Baltimore. All right, now, final thought,
So we pivot away. Now we go to in a
way loosely related to Father's Day. Let me explain. So
you know, I'm a schmuck, but I did send a
few messages out to people by request that in Father's
(08:53):
Day's and Happy Father's Day, things like that, and so friends, relatives,
things like that. So I got a few messages back,
and the messages I got back were like sporty messages,
which I love. There's nothing I love more than my
family that doesn't like sports asking me sporty questions. And
a lot of my relatives a lot, they're like two
(09:14):
they're kind of like Eddie w NBA people, right, They
w NBA people, And so they were they were asking
me questions about certain WNBA player who's got a fair
amount of attention. So I engaged. I engaged, and the
question from two people who did not know that I
was texting both of them was a similar question. And
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it was And Eddie knows this because he's our WNBA guy,
he's our correspondent on the show. He's our insiders, the
WoDES or the w NBA. But I engaged in the
general theme I'll sum this up in a nice little bow,
was why do all the other w NBA players continue
to dog pile on top of Caitlin Clark? It was
it was that kind of thing. Didn't use the word
(09:55):
dog pile, that's my word, but they used other words,
but that that was the general tone. It was like,
what's going on? Of course they turned to me, knowing
that I do the show with Eddie, He's the w
NBA guy, So by proxy, I decided I would engage,
and I gave what I'm very proud of, my my
theory on why this continues to happen in the in
(10:17):
the WNB. And I want to run this by you
because I'm very proud of this analogy and I would
like to bottle this analogy and in the future, anytime
any relatives or people that I loosely associate with, either
through through blood marriage or have met you somewhere along
the way of life and you asked me a question
about Caitlin Clark, I will simply give this answer, and
(10:40):
here it is. I'm gonna run this by you. So
what's going on in the w NBA right now and
this was handed god by it. I'm not making this up.
This is I can show you the text message if
you want the reason this is going on, it's it's
the I call it the sixth Street Bridge Theory of
the world. The sixth Street Bridge theory of the world.
And if you don't that is we do the show
(11:01):
from Los Angeles. On my way into the radio station.
I live out in the Northwoods, and it's very kind
of the company to make sure I come in here.
I'm so happy that the company wants me to show
up to work in studio, even though I have a
beautiful remote studio. But anyway, they want me to come here.
So I have a long drive and I drive by
in downtown LA this sixth Street Bridge. And a few
months ago, actually many months ago now, with much fanfare,
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the local politicians had upgraded the neighborhood. Now the sixth
Street Bridge goes right into downtown Los Angeles, and they
spent a lot of money. And this is where I drive.
I drive right by that sixth Street Bridge, and so
I drive by there and with much pizazz, they they
announced they spent six hundred million dollars to fix this
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thing up, to put lights on it, to make it beautiful,
a spectacle, civic pride, and everyone could enjoy rasmatas. It
was beautiful. I drove down there a couple times when
it first opened. I'm like, man, this is amazing. What
a beautiful bridge here. Don't deserve this bridge? Sure enough,
I was right, because what happened. The locals have Pilford
(12:08):
all of the copper wire, six hundred million dollars worth.
That bridge sits in darkness, kind of like the WNBA. Right,
they well, we want nice things. Do we want media attention?
Do we want the hype? No no, no, no no
no no no, you're too popular. Get out of here,
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you're a bum. And so there you go. They took
all the copper wiring out and that's that. Just like
the Sixth Street Bridge, the lights turn out. This is
only temporary. It's like that thing in marketing. Is it
a trend or is it a fad, a a passing
fancy or is it here to stay? And based on
the data, it's not going to stick around because the
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only real bump has been games. Caitlin Clark plays it,
So that's it. It's not like people are watching other
games at high numbers, they're not. So if you happen
to be listening, if you're a relative of mine, that's
that's it. That's my WNBA talk. That's all. I am
very proud of the sixth Street Bridge. And we'll leave
it there. If you would like to be part you
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Speaker 4 (15:37):
Exactly and I'll lie. From the ti rack dot Com
Fox Sports Radio Studios, It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Time now for the malor riddle of the day, and
here it is. Retired NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Junior says
he can't stand blank and he's not ashamed about it.
That the riddle of the day. What is the answer,
Art Puffin says Dalernhard Junior says he cannot stand Colin
(16:03):
Cowherd's work wife. Jason McIntyre Late Night drug Testers says
left handed cornhole players is the answer from Late Night
drug Tester? Who else to have page down alf the
alien Opiner says, people that don't know how to park,
who also retire prematurely to the state of Florida. That
is true. That is true as well. Yes, I forty
(16:26):
in says Daler, and Oar Junior said he can't stand
scraping bats off the grill of his truck like I
had to the other night. Wow, I've not seen that before.
That's quite the What do you use for that? Like
wind dex or something like that? I forty in? What
do you got your towel? Like a special towel there? Yeah?
(16:46):
I don't know. All right, who else you have? Page
Down Jordan says he can't stand people pretending NASCAR isn't
a sport. It's more of a sport than the NBA,
says Jordan. Okay, calm down, keep it pants on, says
Dale Nard Junior said he can't stand people who hate
SpongeBob square Pants Snoop Dog Commentary guests by King Roy.
(17:09):
That's his answer. Eddie's w NBA scores guess by Sean
in Portland. Patrick DJ Spin in San Diego says the
Houston as one one thousand, two thousand and three one
thousand holes. He's the answer. Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says
the vice president Kamala Harris and her laugh all right.
(17:30):
Pickle themed restaurants guess by Donkey Sausage, that's his answer.
Matthew Warrior Raider fansis Dale Nard Junior cannot stand turning
right and he's not ashamed to admit it. There you go.
It hit the road course there like Sonoma. Do you
have an answer, Eddie? It's the malor riddle of the day,
the malor ridle of the day. Retired NASCAR driver Dale
(17:51):
Earnhard Junior says he cannot stand blank and he's not
ashamed about it.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
He can't stand NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
NASCAR all right, Well that's probably already quit. No, that's incorrect, Eddie.
He can't stand Kraft beer, Eddie, craft beer. Well, he
had to prove he's a good old Southern boy. And
when you're a good old Southern boy, you have to
stay away from the craft beer. Although when I was
(18:19):
in South Carolina there was a lot of those craft
beer places, so you must not hang out there in
South Carolina. Let's get to the phones. The Mojoe Rising
is in the Bay Area. Hello, Mojoe Rising.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Oh, mister Ben Mall or mister Ben stredamis man? I
agree with almost everything day Man. Barkley's not going nowhere.
Celtics are definitely gonna win the little title. And you
know out here in the Bay Area, in that powerhouse
radio station that I called Who the Bone one seven,
which is actually run by a woman for the first
(18:54):
time in its history. I've been calling in, as you know,
for many many years, and I have a prediction. I'm
like you, I am a proper in the pullet, the
Mojo Rising. So I predicted that the Niners would go
to the Super Bowl. They made it. I predicted that
the Huskies would win the Men's Tournament. They made it.
So far, I've predicted that the Celtics will win the title,
and even though I was rooting for Edmonton, for you,
mister Ben, I kind of predicted that Florida would win
(19:17):
the Stanley Cup. It looks like I'm about to be
four for four, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
So now, Mojo Rising, some would say that you are
just randomly picking predictions here, that there's no way to validate.
Everything I say is validated. You can go back and
hear the archive. Are we sure that you're not embellishing
your predicting skills?
Speaker 5 (19:36):
Absolutely not, my friend. The Mojo Rising is just like
the real Jim Morrison. I come from the heart, man,
I only speak the truth, So I wish I could
verify it through the radio station because I've been calling
in for ten years over there, and they it's one
of those things like you know you're right. I can't
validate it on like the mister Ben Mallard, who's always
(19:57):
validated in everything that's right.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Name is validation. That is my middle name.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Absolutely. But the one thing I will say is that
it is absolutely true. I'm about to go four for four.
And you know I can get into other times when
we have more time that I've seen stuff in dreams, man,
where I literally can predict the future. I've seen the
future in dreams. Not a lot of great stuff, unfortunately,
that's you know, like death and stuff from family members
(20:25):
picking up other family members of that kind of stuff.
So yeah, I'm telling you man, I'm out there on
my own plane of existence man, just like you've Ben.
You mean, you are a legend in your own role.
And hey, and here's the thing. Remember the last time
what I called in, I butchered this poem that I
was going to do. You. I know that the reign
of likes poems, you know, and I'm the poet and
the prophet, So if I may been, I would like
(20:47):
to do this poem. And I promise that I will
not butcher at this time.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Okay, And if you butcher it, like what happens if
you butcher?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Like?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Do we get in all this time? You around? Could
we like slap high?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Here's the thing. I had done this poem so many
times in my head. The last time when they came
on your show, I didn't write it down, which is
a mistake on my part, because you always have to
write poetry, don because you just never know. And I
got tongue tied because you know I'm the new guy
call him in.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
So I go, okay, all right, well we'll get to it.
I mean, we love poetry. We've had a few people
over the years that would do poetry. We have a
guy in Syracuse occasionally we'll send some poetry in right now.
But we had a guy in San Antonio back in
the day that would Mike, that would send poetry. Do
you need anything from us, anything at all? You want
us to play a SoundBite? Anything you need from us?
Speaker 5 (21:35):
You know you can. Maybe you guys could just listen.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, well just listen, fine, everyone quiet and set here
we go. We now have the debut of the poet
Laureate Mojo Riser, and here we go.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
The Ben Mallor Show will always stand the test of time.
He's been around since you can make a call at
a bone booth for a dime. He will never get
old and he will never be past this. If you
are not listening out there, it should be deemed a crime.
He will always leave a good taste in your mouth,
never sour like a line. His message across the airways
(22:10):
is powerful and are assuming like a wind chime. So
in closing, mister Ben Maller, you are truly sublime.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah, all right, now that's my kind of poetry. All
about me? Hi, thank you, Mojoe Rising, well done.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Hey, next time I call in, I want to take
the open.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, all right, we'll do it. Thanks, all right, thank you.
As long as that annoying guy from New York doesn't
call up in. That guy from upstate New York. See,
he saw his therapist and got some meds. See how
that goes.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
College World Series Tennessee. You winner over North Carolina six
to one, while Florida State eliminated Virginia with a seven
three wins, so North Carolina will now face Florida State
in an elimination game there in Omaha.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
No funny story, Eddie, no goofy story. You've gone lazy
this hour? Is that correct?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
That story?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Well, you know you should do something at the end there, dude. Yeah,
conversation College World Series. You want me to do a
conversation with the College World Series? Is that what? It's
your choice if you'd like to the w n B
A guy College World Series? Guy? You No, you're the guy.
You're you're the one. You're You're the guy. You're the
I'm not the guy. I can't be the guy. You're
the guy.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
You're the guy.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You're the guy. No, I do not. That is incorrect.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
You're wearing your Caitlyn Clark cat tonight.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Are you saying that she looks like a dog, Eddie.
That's Sexisteady, Why would you say that?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
That's terrible?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
But I'm wearing a hat that has an animal on it,
So you think that Caitlin Clark's an animal, you're Sexisteady
tweeted that out. Cool.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Why would you wear.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You said I was wearing a Kaitlyn Clark hat. Does
this look like I can't see with all those cameras
of the way. Well, I'm very popular. I'm on camera
at all all hours. I'm on camera.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
It's three cameras in between.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We really need three cameras.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I don't think we need any. Actually, you know, I
don't even.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Have three cameras on Benny versus the Penny. It's actually
on television. There's not three cameras. Three cameras in here
three Eddie. Why are there three camera all set up
between me and you? They're not set up between you know,
the other room over there, those people, and it looks
like now they have a big camera and they have
two on the exactly the same camera. They look exactly
(24:24):
I don't understand. You want me to turn them off, Eddie. No,
I want you to move them. You don't have to
turn them off. Whe would you like me to move
them to you? I was told not that I can
move that one, but I can't move these two.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
I was told them this is your show.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well those are a I even though the company makes
me come in here, the people that record this are
not actually here. So they're they're at home somewhere, and
they're underwear and they're recording, so I was told, I
I can't move those. I have a fun fact that
enough of that, it's fun Maler fun fact. The Seattle
(25:03):
baseball team, the Mariners, Holy JJ and Retton and Robbie
the Mariner fan. The Seattle Mariners eight and a half
game lead in the American League West. If that seems
like it happens once in a generation, it's because it does.
The Last time the Mariners had this bigger lead in
the American League West, you gotta go back to the
(25:25):
end of the twenty one season, the twenty oh one season.
Last time the Mariners had this bigger lead in the
American League West is they are dominating a domination situation.
That Seattle mayritteam managed by Sweet Loupanella of all One
before my time. But I heard stories about it that
(25:45):
that team won one hundred and sixteen regular season games,
one hundred and sixteen with John Olerude and Brett Boone
and Ichiro and Edgar Martinez. And then when the playoffs
came around, they choked. They went on the vomit comic
in the playoffs. But uh yeah, they did McElroy and
(26:07):
much like McElroy, they didn't stay around. They just high
tailed it out of there. They got out of there
and they left, so they were they were gone. Alf
sent some other fun factor, but I don't, I mean
he sent me. There's like sons, there's one I wanted
to read in particular, Alf the Allen all right, this
is his fun fact, Eddy, this is a bonus fun fact.
So hit it again. Bonus fun factor Maler fun fact
(26:28):
sent in by the fun fact whisper Alf the Alien
o Pinery says two times cy young winner Blake Snell
has recorded in his big league career just five outs
after the seventh inning, Just five outs after the seventh
inning in his big league career, Brake the Weasel, Bro,
(26:49):
I ain't play unless I get mine. Bra I'm resting
my line.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
That guy Blake Snell, what a schmuck. So happy he's
on the Giants. The Giants think, uh, just wonderful, just
absolutely perfect. And he was thinking, oh I get traded.
He's been injured and bounced around and whatnot. So we'll
see what happens with that. Good luck good luck on that.
(27:13):
Me thinks I'm not going to trade a guy who's
hurt and has a massive amount of money. That is
supposed to come his way next year if he decides
to opt in. Justin in Cincinnati says, Mojo is a
blankety blank blank. He says, you can see them coming
from a mile away, like Robbie the Mariner fan. Okay,
(27:35):
Mark the full name guy says, to think someone like
Howard Cosel had to bear up to a lot of
blankety blank blank blank blank, and then he's like, does
this weird attack at me? You? I don't know, Mark,
get your meds Mark. You're not on your meds. Get
(27:55):
back on your meds Mark. It's okay, Everything will be okay.
Get back on your meds. See your therapist when the
sun comes up in the morning. Yeah. Matthew Warrior Raider
fan says, the Mariner's up eight and a half games
in the Al West. Robbie the Mariner fan needs her
advice on how to handle the uncharted territory. Well, we
could do that, but I think there's someone who definitely
needs more advice than Robbie the Mariner fan, and that
(28:18):
would be Bill Belichick. Do you see this over wing?
Bill Belichick's seventy two years old. TMZ had the story
he is a dating a former cheerleader Jordan Hudson. I
believe the name. She is twenty four years old? Can
you say sugar daddy? Can you say? I knew you could?
(28:40):
Those are horny rules that he Yeah, so let's do
the math here, hold on, so twenty four and yeah,
so that's that's the she's the she's young enough to
be his grandkid right in age wise. And if you
do the math, twenty four times three is set to.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
You don't say, so.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Belichick like skip the generation? But that what do you
think she sees in Belichick? What do you.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
I've actually been thinking about this a lot since I
read this. Is this your playing coop when you get.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
But like.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Obviously, how like she's a former cheerleader, right, a former
NFL cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I don't know. I tried to find out. I don't
know because.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
If that's the case, how did this relationship start? You
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's what I got to.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Say, start of the romance?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Yeah? Like it just it makes me think we don't
know Bill Belichick at all.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well, you don't really know anyone. Yeah, you know, everyone's
got multiple sides to them, so you don't know anyone.
I learned that with Kobe when Kobe got dinged, he
got arrested in Colorado. There are you talking about? You
didn't even look at girls? What are you talking about? Yeah, anyway,
TMZ had the story. I don't where was she here?
That's a great point, though, I don't know. I didn't
see where. She must not have been an NFL cheerleader.
(30:01):
They would have said Patriots cheerleader. They would they would
have said that. But anyway, Belichick's I don't know dating
is the right word. I don't know that would be
the right word. They're hanging out together, I said. They
bonded over a philosophy project she was working on at
the time, and they exchanged contact information. Belichick met her
(30:23):
on a flight from Boston headed to Florida.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
About that, Oh okay, former competitive cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Competitive, she goes like contest, but yeah, like high school
or what. The pair was spotted out in public January
of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
This has been going on for a while, but that
since she was twenty three, let's say, no January of
twenty twenty three, Well it's now, it's so that's a
year plus, yeah, and she's twenty four, so right, so
she was twenty three.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh yeah, at least she.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Was a cheerleader at Bridgewater State University.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Okay, there you go, man.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Any where would that be is that Connecticut? Bridgewater, Connecticut?
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Would assume there might be more than one in Massachusetts.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Oh okay, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
They were spotted holding hands in New Orleans. Yea, bye
wild and that is all right? I mean I I
I don't know what do you say on that?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (31:28):
You study seventy two?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, you're looking for What are your thoughts on this, Lauria?
Speaker 8 (31:34):
I was just thinking the other day how we got
asked on The Love Show like the age range. That's
that's a steep one, that's a that's a that's a gap.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, it were ever we're interested in a sugar daddy.
Speaker 8 (31:50):
No, no, no, I did sign up on the website
once sugar Daddy for me dot com.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
That wait a minute, that would seem to indicate you work.
That would seem to be a give not interested.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
But I did go to the website and side up
for it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
A gander.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
See if a rich guy would lost money by way,
you know it should be pistres Belichick's kids.
Speaker 7 (32:13):
Right.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Belichick made a crapload of money and he's he's gonna
give it all to her. The kids are like, wait
a minute, that's the family Jewels, what are you doing
good for her?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Those kids didn't earn any of that money.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's true, but I think the right.
Speaker 6 (32:29):
She's earning it. She is earning it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Lights on, lights off? What do you think for her?
Speaker 6 (32:38):
I'm sure he wants the lights on?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right? Well, a happy couple. Sure her parents are
very proud. All right. We will press on, and I
think we should give advice to Bill Belichick. I think
or is it Belichick or the woman who needs the advice?
I think Belichick will give advice to Belichick, will do that,
and we will do it next.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
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(33:33):
Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Malor.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Hey you sports figure guy or girl here? Well you
talking two sons here some interesting advice.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Hold that thut no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole second.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
And if you don't like it anyway, we go see
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the location nearest you. This expresspros dot Com man who
needs our advice this week in the world of sports
would be the man that was on track could be
the winningest coach in NFL history until he got sidetracked
whacked as coach of the Patriots, Bill Belichick. He's seventy
two years old, a cording to the tabloids, he's stooping
(34:30):
a twenty four year old. This is a former competitive cheerleader.
Any advice to Bill Belichick who is sleeping with someone
who could be his granddaughter or great granddaughter, depending on
how that all works out. You're live on the air
when you hear my voice, and we'll sailor you. Line one,
Line one, you're on their advice to Bill Belichick. Line one,
(34:54):
Bill loves cheerleaders because every year he gets older.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Face day of the same.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, super market Steve checking in. Line two, you're
on the airline too, advice to Bill Belichick.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Line two, Ben, thanks for coming to Brian's wedding party.
By the power, bested to me, I now pronounce you
a fendly fanatic.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
No, no, it was good to see you, though, Brian.
It was ferg dog at that event. I was paid
by Brian to be there. I would not show up
unless I got my appearance fee. Me and Rob both
got paid to be there. Was easy money. Line three, Hello,
Line three, no days off, no days off. Yeah, he's
definitely taking no days off that that's for sure. Do
(35:33):
your job, Do your job. A fun fact. By the way,
I guess who didn't show up to the event there,
Alex the Vegan the boardop. This guy is the biggest
flake in the world, he said. I talked to him
three times last week about the event he didn't show up.
How about that? Unbelievable? All right, but doing the advice
(35:53):
to Bill Belichick, Bill Belichick seventy two, he's in air
quotes dating a twenty four year old. Hello, you're on
the airline the number four.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Morning time, Sweet Polly, No underdog does not look like
Kaitlin Klak.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It's our friend from Maryland. Line five. You're on the
airline five. We're giving advice to Bill Belichick. He is
currently sleeping with a twenty four year old. All right,
out the air line five. We'll go to line six.
You're on the air line six eight seven, seven ninety
nine on Fox. Hello, line six.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
Nothing i've seen here, just another day in Patriots.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
I tell you're back.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He's back, just like going decades without a penalty being
called against.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, all right, at least we smoked you out. Our
friend from Maine. Line one. You're on the airline one. Hello,
ahem for one shoe American. Yes, that's it. We're gonna
hang up on your line too. You're on the airline two.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Go yeah, yeah, Hey, Bellichant needs to downloads matt Space
and instachat. I thought of his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well he just lied about all that.
A line Line three, you're on the airline. Hello, condoms okay,
thank you. A line four, you're on the air. We're
giving advice to Bill Belichick. He's seventy two and he's
currently a stooping a twenty four year old. Hello, you're
on the air line four. Line four is not there.
(37:16):
We're gonna Line five Hello, Line five go.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
Yeah, that's good. That's a good idea of vol third party.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, that always works out well. Line six, you're on
the airline six. Hello, all right, your your phone sucks.
Line one you're on the air at eight seven, seven
ninety nine on Fox. Hello, Line one.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, guess what, no more deflate gate, right yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Kenneth, Yeah, well he's he might be using some supplements
to make sure there's no deflation. A line too, Hello,
you're on the airline too. Foul douve foul touve.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
I agree with whatever she says and drink.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Yeah. Remember were the guy in Ottawa that left the
show because he started looking up with a younger woman.
Jason Jason and Ottawa. Yeah, he's our bellaship Jason. Line five,
you're on the airline five.
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hello, thanks for taking my call. Man. I have a
hookup for bag.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Okay, well, we have advertisers here. We have plenty of
advertisers to sell that kind of product. Yes we do.
Line six, you're on the air line six.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Go call Marcelf for love advice.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Okay, yeah, Marcel, all right, we'll do one one more.
If it's good, I'll take creditive of now the Women
of the Coop Final call Coop Instant Advice Line.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Let's go, Line one.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Line one. You're on the air line one. Go You
aren't fast enough. Line one, you gotta go faster. Line one,
bat chop by Line one.
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