June 21, 2024 • 32 mins
Big Ben talks about J.J. Redick getting hired as the Lakers new head coach, the 76ers reportedly losing interest in acquiring Paul George, Maller to the Third Degree, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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the lead. Ma man, We're not gonna bear the lead.
Pro bouncy ball. After a very public airball, the Purple
and Gold have connected. They have shot their shot again
and this time they have hit the net. But is
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that good? Is that bad? Is this like some kind
of weird carnigame? But if you missed it, I assume
you know by now, but maybe not as we know it.
Podcaster JJ Reddick, they hired a podcaster. They did it.
They hired a podcaster to coach the Dame J. This
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is so great, JJ Reddick, podcaster has agreed to a
four year deal to become the head coach of the
once proud Lakers. Reddick's name. We've talked about this. My
people that are in the know have told me for
some time that there's a couple of people over there
in Lakerland, one of them named Lebron another one who
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has a bug up there, you know what for Reddick.
So Lakers fired Darvin Ham. They got rid of him.
They usually get rid of coaches after a couple of years.
And the Lakers lost to the Nuggets. So Darvin Ham
was sacrificed after that playoff loss, and now they hired
a podcaster, so good, Oh my god, is this great?
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All right? So let us discuss the question what letter
grade do you give of the hire of podcaster JJ Reddick,
and what letter grade do you give the Lakers. So
I've got Jupiter, I've also got Manuka Honey and full Nelson,
and we will combine all of these things together and
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we will not be giving you any stock answers. That
will not happen. So A on the Malor report cause,
let's get right to the Malor report card. Not waste
any time. We'll start with the organization. So the Lakers,
they don't get an A, they don't get a B,
they don't get a C, they don't get an F.
I'm not going to give them an F. I'm not
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I'm fair. I am I have this reputation for not
being fair. I'm very fair. The Lakers on the Malor
report card get an E. Now not for excellent. He
is not for excellent. He is for emasculating. Because this
is amasculating, a pathetic attempt by the Purple and Gold
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to play Kate Lebron. Just don't leave Lebron. We need you, Lebron.
Don't go, Lebron, please, we'll hire your buddy. You have
just embarrassed the once proud franchise and hired Lebron's podcast gohouse.
Oh my god. If I had told this story two
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years ago, I said, even a year ago, I said,
you know, I think the Lakers their next coach is
going to be a podcaster Aha, with no coaching experience
and reddick. Anything you don't want in a coach. He's
got he's thin skinned, he's got rabbit ears. That's his
skill set. He takes criticism personally, he's popis persnickety, and
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generally unlikable. Back home, we call a guy like that
a schmuck. You've just hired a schmuck as your head coach.
And yet you know the Lakers realize this right deep down.
Jenie Buss, the cheap owner of the Lakers and skinny
gens Rob Polik they know. And how do you know
they know? Because they're planting stories with useful idiots in
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the media, comparing the podcaster to Pat Riley and the latest.
I don't know if you saw this, I did. They
planted a story that they think that Reddick's like Eric Spolstra,
just like Eric Sposi. Of course Spoe, as I understand
in Miami, he worked his way up from like the
video room and paid his news and then became a coach.
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So like, what are we doing now? As far as
the podcaster, I'm gonna give JJ Reddick a B minus.
And here's why this is one of the great hustles
of all time. It really is. And as many have said,
you don't need a gun or a knife to steal
big money. You just have to hang out with Lebron.
He was able to finagle his way into a job
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he does not deserve by opening up essentially a Jupiter
Florida like Orchids of Asia day spa, giving Lebron a
weekly Manny Petty on his little pod with massages, the
facial the sea salt scrub, and the happy ending. Reddick
was given the Golden handshake for essentially a no show job.
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When you're coaching the Lakers, it's a no show job
for two reasons. Number One, Lebron James does all the
decision making because he's the coach by proxy, so you've
got that. And then number two, you get a four
year contract and they fire you after two years, so
you're getting money for nothing. It's a no show job
for two of those. Darvin Ham, now he's got another
job in Milwauge, but he's gonna get paid. It's a
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no show job all right. Now. Page two, there are
reports swirling that the unibrow is not happy. So now
there are others saying, well, well, wait a minute, the Lakers
prioritized Anthony Davis's voice. I saw that headline. Lakers prioritize
Anthony Davis's voice in their head coaching search where they
came up with the podcaster. Do you believe there's any truth,
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even a grain of truth in that story? So maybe
you think I'm more in a dunch cap. I'm not.
If you think that the unibrow was prioritized in this decision,
then you might as well go over to McDonald's there,
and you might want to ask for some extra fries
because you're a few fries short of a happy meal.
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With that, With that mindset, this is rob Polinka scrambling
and the Laker hierarchy to put out fires. Unless your
name starts with an L, your first name and your
last name starts with a J, you were not prioritized.
Skinny Jeans is simply pouring Minuka honey into Anthony Davis's
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ears and just pour the honey in there. And Davis,
he seems like a pretty mellow yellow guy. He doesn't
really have that killer instinct, Anthony Davis. And they'll get
hurt anyway. So the whole idea that players decide who
the coach is, that's an NBA thing anyway, But just
in general, the report, Wow, the Lakers prioritized Anthony Dims.
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You gotta be kidding, Okay, Now, will he ask for
a trade. He would have to care to ask for
a trade. He likes the whole Laker thing and the
historians kissing his ass and all that, and he doesn't
really have to show up for most games, and you
can linger and he's okay. You know, the fans don't
really care because they're not real fans. It's the whole
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thing's weak. The whole thing's weak. Sauce is what it is,
all right? Now, last word here again if you missed it.
The Lakers have hired a podcaster as their new coach
with no coaching experience. Is there a silver lining? Is
there a silver lining? Playbook? If you will for the
Lakers hiring the podcaster JJ Reddick. So I will be
Benny Bright's side on two points. I'm not all doom
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and gloom and all that might be Benny Bright's side
for a couple of points, it's not all bad news.
Number one, JJ Reddick, the TV commentator will now be
given radio and TV silence. So that's good. Hallelujah. Bet
did he suck at that job right now? To be
to be fair, I didn't spend much time watching him
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because I also despised Doris Burke on those broadcasts, so
I pretty much just hit the mute button anyway. But
when I have seen him and heard him on other platforms, man,
is he just terrible? God? Is he bad at broadcasting?
And uh? And then the entire NBA com my second
point here, the entire NBA community has essentially given the
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Lakers what I like to call the full Nelson Ergo
Nelson months better known as the Bully from the Simpsons
and everyone in Unison giving that signature mocking laugh and
pointing while saying ha ha, so great, Oh my god.
He hired up podcast. Lebron's podcast Buddy has been hired
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as a if you think coaching doesn't matter in the NBA, well, hello,
welcome to this. Right, don't tell me coaching matters. It
doesn't matter. But it's so embarrassing. It is so embarrassing.
At the same time, it is just so great because
they like the illusion that these guys make a lot
of in game decisions. And you've got to be really
bright and all that, and you gotta be likable. There's
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nothing likable about JJ Reddick. There's nothing. He is very
easy to hate, right, I mean, my it's of course
sports hate, which is fine. We like sports hate. But
what a disaster, what an absolute does it could not
happen to a better franchise. I am so so excited
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my dreams have come true. When I was told about
a month ago that Reddick was legitimately in play right,
that this was a legitimate possibility. The person that told
me that, I thought I was being punked. Okay, I
thought the person that informed me that this is legit,
that this is not fake. I said, there's no way
you're pulling my leg here. You want me to go
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on the radio and become a wagon on the radio
and say, I mean, of course I did, because that's
why I do uh, but it happened, so wow man Alive.
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Last Hour was about the podcaster who got the job
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in LA This it's about a different podcaster. It's all
pod all the time. So the silly season is underway.
In pro bouncy ball, we have the draft next week.
Very exciting unless it's not a lot of musical chairs
in free agency on tap, which is often more entertaining
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than the product on the court. The transaction is a
lot of fun. Now, if you haven't heard the latest Chattern,
maybe not, maybe you missed it. So after months and
months of noise, a lot of noise, we are now
hearing that the seventy six ers, they're much reported interest
in Paul George podcast p as he's known Paul George.
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This offseason has waned in recent days. Now. Philly is
one of the teams that has a lot of cash,
a lot of dough to spend with the communist salary
cap in the NBA, and even with the money they
have to spend to re sign Tyrese Maxi, they still
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will have a lot to play with and Paul George
expected to opt out of his contract, and so the
connect the dots was going on. George's name has come
up early and often in Philly, and Joellen Beid and
Paul George sat to side by side on television during
the NBA Finals. They did a little TV segment together. However,
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Schams Sharania says that Philadelphia is expected to be aggressive elsewhere.
That's good. They're gonna be aggressive elsewhere. What eating cheese, steaks,
tasty cakes, hanging out with fats in Philadelphia, so that
they've got the cap and they say that the Paul
George connection is cap. So let us discuss the question
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why have the Sixers reportedly cooled off on podcast? Pee
Paul George. So, I've got cloud patterns, my observations here,
cloud patterns, bubble gum, and the dragon, and we'll combine
all of these things together and we are going to
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speed off on a rocket out to outer space. So
number one, the easy answer, which is the stock answer,
is that Philadelphia just did some due diligence and that's it.
Paul George is a polarizing player. Seen him play a
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lot over the last couple years with the Clippers. I
don't hate him. I don't love him. He's just kind
of there. I have apathy, which you don't want to have.
And the conspiracy theory, which I like. I love a
good conspiracy theory. The conspiracy theory is that Joel Embiid
and Paul George spent some time together at the finals,
and Joel Embiid, instead of giving it the green lights, said,
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you know, in second thought, I don't really have something
about this guy. Let's give this, give this a yellow
light or a red light. And so that scared off
the front office. Now, as for the Sixers themselves, the
other thing that's possible is they just saw the cloud
patterns right, it was a sign from the universe and
abstain from PG thirteen. George again very talented. However, he
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does not have the Mamba mentality. He is lacking that
he has the excuse for everything, which is maddening mentality.
His latest I saw this the other day. I threw
something at my phone, which you shouldn't do. Paul George,
blaming the Clippers playoff loss to the Mavericks on the
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James Harden trade, saying that the Clippers lost the glue
guys and that's why they lost. Has nothing to do
with Kawhi Leonard yet again getting hurt Polaize Pollasee. Anyway,
page two, we go to South Beach and this is
not about our favorite homeless guy in South Beach. Instead,
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it is about you. Donnas Haslin, who spent an entire
generation with the Miami Heat and still works for the team.
He was making the television rounds, mingling, mixing and matching
with different TV people, so eudonas Haslam was asked in
one of these interviews recently, whether or not Jimmy Butler
has played his last game with the Heat seems like
(17:31):
a fair question. There's a lot of chatter that pat
Riley is fed up with Jimmy Butler because he gets
hurt and he's starting to wear down a little bit,
even though I'm a big Jimmy Butler supporter. So what
did you, Donnis Haslam say? His response, he said, quote,
I can't really comment on that, but if I had
to guess, I don't want to talk about it. He said,
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I'm gonna leave that one alone, Okay. Close quote is
there a deeper meaning to Eudonnas Haslam stumbling and bumbling
over his words when he was asked pretty simple question
was asked about Jimmy Butler's status. Did he not think
that would come up in the dialogue on a television
show which deals with gossip in the NBA? Who goofed?
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I've got to know well whoever was working with Eudonna's Haslm.
So to answer the question, is there a deeper meaning
to these comments by Haslam? Yeah, I'm nodding my head, yes.
And this is what's called a bubble gum story. He's
chewing the bubble gum. Haslm knows a thing or two
about the inner workings of the Miami Heat, because he's
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seen a thing or two about the inner workings of
the Miami Heat. And he's torn because you take a
few steps back and you Donna's. He wants to stay
in the good graces the bubble from the bubblegum. He
wants to stay in the bubble of pat Riley. But
he also at the same time does not want to lie.
So if you listen between the words, it does not
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bode well for Jimmy Buckets, who is even if you
think he might come back. He's on the endangered species
list in terms of the Miami heatls and that particular roster.
Because when he said if I had to guess, and
then said, I don't want to talk about it, because
when people say they they want to guess, it's they're
going to tell you what's really going on. You know,
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it's like those stories where it's like, well, according to
the league sources, blah blah blah blah. Yeah, that's that's
the real story most of the time. Most of the
time it's the real story. It sounds to me that
pat Riley is preparing to jettison Jimmy Butler and not
bring him back. That is the direction it's leaning at
this time, subject to change. But Riley crafty as a fox,
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even in his old age. So we'll see what happens.
All right. Final point to the dust ball we go
where du Bulls the Chicago Bulls. There was a trade.
I got a big name trade.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
The Bolls traded Alex Caruso. They said bye bye to
Alex Caruso. They traded him to the Thunder in exchange
for Josh Giddy. Get giddy with it now, Wooje reported
that this move is commensurate to Golden State acquiring andre
(20:22):
Iguodala a couple of years back, So that's the talking point.
Alex Caruso been around play for the Lakers with the
Bulls recently traded to Okase. Being compared to Iggy from
the glory days of the Warriors, how do you assess
this one? How do you assess this one? So this
is a stay at a hotel. It is the hyperbole hotel.
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That's the hyperbole hotel. Alex crusso not bad serviceable NBA player.
He is a glue guy. He's a glue guy. But
comparing him to Igodalla is it's like an old Peter
Paul and Marry Tune. The dragon puff The magic Dragon
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is puffery. Caruso could not carry Iggy's jockstrap. Andre Egudala
was an all star when he came into the NBA.
He was the featured actor, He was the go to
guy early in his NBA career. He was a guy
that would get you around twenty points a game and
do a little bit of everything. But Caruso the over
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the top, breathless reporting. He's a fine player, but he's
not the final piece to the puzzle. He's not the
jigsaw puzzle piece that puts everything together for OKC, I
don't buy that at all. Don't buy it. It is
that the Ben Maler Show. Now I mentioned this last hour,
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I didn't get to it. The Lakers just the laughingstock
of basketball. They hired a podcaster as the coach. I'm
not kidding. They hired podcast partner of Lebron James as
their coach and not Mamba approved Kobe Bryant right now,
circling around in his grave. You talk about good timing,
Carmelo Anthony Mello. He told the story on his podcast
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because there are way too many podcasts, but he told
the story that Kobe Bryant could not stand, could not
stand JJ Reddick. This goes back to the Team USA story.
Kobe hated JJ Reddick and he snapped like a snapping
turtle at coach k who was a big fan of
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JJ Reddick. And that interview was done before Reddick was
hired as Laker coach, but it dropped about the same time.
That's a lot of ball busting. I don't know whether
it's true or not, and there's no way to verify it.
Because Kobe ain't walking back through that door to verify it.
But it is quite the story. It is quite the story.
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To the third degree?
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Here we go?
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This is one big fent gets grilled cool.
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What are you laughing? Nothing? Sounds like you're laughing. Go ahead,
all right, What did I say? Nothing?
Speaker 6 (23:22):
A recent report out of Denver says that Zach Wilson
is in third place in the quarterback competition exiting Mini Camp. Ben,
do you think there's a chance that Wilson doesn't make
the team at all?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, the Broncos knew he was a piece of horse
manure when they acquired him, so it's not like he's
debunked that. And he can be on your third string quarterback.
You're gonna go through three quarterbacks and all that. And
I just don't think Sean Payton has the ego to
admit that that was a dumb tray. So I think
he will be on the team as the number three
quarterback next.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
A reporter over at the Athletic predicted that Ceedee Lamb
will get a contract from the Cowboys before Dak Prescott
or Micah Parsons. Ben, do you think he's right?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
No, my man, Jerry Jones is sequestered on his yacht somewhere.
None of them are getting paid. No money for you,
not a dimeback.
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Next, with Jeff Van Gundy joining the Clippers staff as
head assistant in marks his first coaching job since O seven, Ben,
do you think this moves signals and eventual return to
a head coaching position.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yes? This, I love me some Van Gundy. He should
be back on the national TV broadcast. I love the guy. Uh,
not a great NBA coach, but there's some turds coaching
in the NBA. Why not bring Van Gundy back to
his head coach? How do we dow? I guess you pass?
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Who it's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
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Yeah, These are the actual lame jokes, not just one joke,
many jokes from the week. Let's say hello to our
friend weed Man. He's out of jail. We thought he
was in jail. He was in jail, but he's out.
Now Hello weed Man in Miami. I I love you laugh. Yeah,
they make him laugh. We made Do they make you
a shower when you go to jail? No, but there's
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the showers there, so I use it. Oh you do?
Is it a private shower? Do you have to shower
with other people? Yeah? No, no, there's private challenge. Really,
all those movies are okay because I always thought in
the movies it's like a group.
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Shower where everybody showers together book.
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Yeah, and then the movies. Yeah, that's what I thought, honestly. Yeah.
The movies have life us and you would know you've
been in jail, and there's plenty of foods.
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This is not that. Why did you want to go
to jail more often? Yeah? You shouldn't want to be
in jail, all right. Jail is we're told jail is
is different than prison though, so maybe yeah, maybe the
movies on its prison.
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Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely big difference.
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Prison is away and there's very different. Okay, yeah, and
prison though they let you have phones now in some prisons.
So anyway, we've had guys call us from prison. They've
called it anyway, maybe they were contraband phones. Let's get
to the jokes. How big is Lizzo's belly button?
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I don't know how big.
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It's so big she can use her link to make
a sweater or two. Yeah, that's from Noah and Noah
and Austin sent that one in. Thank you, Noah. Did
you hear that Lizzo is the new spokesperson for Copenhagen Tobacco.
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Wow.
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Yeah, they wanted her as a spot as spokesperson because
her favorite hobby is chewing. That's hass In Denver sent
that one in What are the preferred pronouns of Lizzo?
I don't know what are they her?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
She?
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That's Kurt from Earth who sent that one, and thank
you Kurt. Frank and Fargo sent this one in what
honorary name was given to the newly discovered dinosaur so
huge that it's larger than any other before the Lizzosaurus?
Of course, Come on, that's easy. Thoseosaurus's name on you?
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What do you get when you combined Lizzo and Dodger
talk host David Vase. Wow, what a whole lot of
flatulence in the bay. You know, what does what does
Lizzo think? ESPN stands for what Me Eat sausage pizza Nightly?
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That's from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. How fat? How fat
is Lizo? How fat Lizzo is so fat that her
took is has its own congress person. So that's that's
the ghost of Dick Trickle. I sent that one in
h Why are why are there six point two?
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Uh?
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Why is there a six point two tumblr at a
Lizzo concert? Why the first one hundred burgers free at intermission?
Free at.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
All?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Right? What what did Red Lobster list as a reason
they are going out of business? Oh? No, Lizzo and
all you can eat shrimp promotion. That's why right there?
All right? How how would you describe lizzo topics?
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Oh?
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God, how tell me utter? Lee repulsive utter? That's our
friend Chip in Maine, su and thank you, Chip, appreciate that.
How does weed man know when it's time to get
up in the morning?
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Tell me.
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Whenever he hears someone say get off my lawn. That's
a sign of wig. That's a friend. Why won't weed
Man do drugs on the beach?
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Why not?
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Tell me? It turns out weed Man does not like
getting sand in his crack. That's Surfer Todd. That's not
Jennie Surfer Todd the comedian. What does a weed man,
hippie and a water pitcher have in common?
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I don't know.
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Tell me they both pour. That's uh, they're definitely poor. Yes,
that's a hoss in Denver. It's Big Ben's Lame Jokes
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episode of the show. Why did weed Man get a
free dinner from Walmart? Last night?
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That would be great. Yeah, you got a free meal
because you had some twigs up your sleeves. That's what
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And okay, what do you coops out of the show?
What do you call weed Man after he was kicked
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What are you supposed to sleep? I don't know that.
Did you? Did you ask them? They know they you
can't sleep here.
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There's no place that can sleep. Okay, all right, well, yeah,
I head to l A. Weed Man, I'll treat you
like a king in l A. That thing with the barn,
which shall be great. I really come there. Of course
I'd like to live there too. What did weed Man
say when he found out he was color blind? What
the news comes out of the purple? That's Eric in Kansas? What?
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What machine? What machine does build? Belichick used to impress
his twenty four year old girlfriend. What tell me the
ATM machine? That's the one that's from Eke. What part
of Bill Belichick's coaching career was the twenty four year
old girlfriend most attracted to? What boy tell me? That
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Pro bouncy ball. After a very public airball, the Purple
and Gold have connected. They have shot their shot again
and this time they have hit the net. But is
(01:51):
that good? Is that bad? Is this like some kind
of weird carnigame? But if you missed it, I assume
you know by now, but maybe not as we know it.
Podcaster JJ Reddick, they hired a podcaster. They did it.
They hired a podcaster to coach the Dame J. This
(02:11):
is so great, JJ Reddick, podcaster has agreed to a
four year deal to become the head coach of the
once proud Lakers. Reddick's name. We've talked about this. My
people that are in the know have told me for
some time that there's a couple of people over there
in Lakerland, one of them named Lebron another one who
(02:33):
has a bug up there, you know what for Reddick.
So Lakers fired Darvin Ham. They got rid of him.
They usually get rid of coaches after a couple of years.
And the Lakers lost to the Nuggets. So Darvin Ham
was sacrificed after that playoff loss, and now they hired
a podcaster, so good, Oh my god, is this great?
(02:55):
All right? So let us discuss the question what letter
grade do you give of the hire of podcaster JJ Reddick,
and what letter grade do you give the Lakers. So
I've got Jupiter, I've also got Manuka Honey and full Nelson,
and we will combine all of these things together and
(03:17):
we will not be giving you any stock answers. That
will not happen. So A on the Malor report cause,
let's get right to the Malor report card. Not waste
any time. We'll start with the organization. So the Lakers,
they don't get an A, they don't get a B,
they don't get a C, they don't get an F.
I'm not going to give them an F. I'm not
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I'm fair. I am I have this reputation for not
being fair. I'm very fair. The Lakers on the Malor
report card get an E. Now not for excellent. He
is not for excellent. He is for emasculating. Because this
is amasculating, a pathetic attempt by the Purple and Gold
(04:00):
to play Kate Lebron. Just don't leave Lebron. We need you, Lebron.
Don't go, Lebron, please, we'll hire your buddy. You have
just embarrassed the once proud franchise and hired Lebron's podcast gohouse.
Oh my god. If I had told this story two
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years ago, I said, even a year ago, I said,
you know, I think the Lakers their next coach is
going to be a podcaster Aha, with no coaching experience
and reddick. Anything you don't want in a coach. He's
got he's thin skinned, he's got rabbit ears. That's his
skill set. He takes criticism personally, he's popis persnickety, and
(04:44):
generally unlikable. Back home, we call a guy like that
a schmuck. You've just hired a schmuck as your head coach.
And yet you know the Lakers realize this right deep down.
Jenie Buss, the cheap owner of the Lakers and skinny
gens Rob Polik they know. And how do you know
they know? Because they're planting stories with useful idiots in
(05:06):
the media, comparing the podcaster to Pat Riley and the latest.
I don't know if you saw this, I did. They
planted a story that they think that Reddick's like Eric Spolstra,
just like Eric Sposi. Of course Spoe, as I understand
in Miami, he worked his way up from like the
video room and paid his news and then became a coach.
(05:27):
So like, what are we doing now? As far as
the podcaster, I'm gonna give JJ Reddick a B minus.
And here's why this is one of the great hustles
of all time. It really is. And as many have said,
you don't need a gun or a knife to steal
big money. You just have to hang out with Lebron.
He was able to finagle his way into a job
(05:47):
he does not deserve by opening up essentially a Jupiter
Florida like Orchids of Asia day spa, giving Lebron a
weekly Manny Petty on his little pod with massages, the
facial the sea salt scrub, and the happy ending. Reddick
was given the Golden handshake for essentially a no show job.
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When you're coaching the Lakers, it's a no show job
for two reasons. Number One, Lebron James does all the
decision making because he's the coach by proxy, so you've
got that. And then number two, you get a four
year contract and they fire you after two years, so
you're getting money for nothing. It's a no show job
for two of those. Darvin Ham, now he's got another
job in Milwauge, but he's gonna get paid. It's a
(06:32):
no show job all right. Now. Page two, there are
reports swirling that the unibrow is not happy. So now
there are others saying, well, well, wait a minute, the Lakers
prioritized Anthony Davis's voice. I saw that headline. Lakers prioritize
Anthony Davis's voice in their head coaching search where they
came up with the podcaster. Do you believe there's any truth,
(06:55):
even a grain of truth in that story? So maybe
you think I'm more in a dunch cap. I'm not.
If you think that the unibrow was prioritized in this decision,
then you might as well go over to McDonald's there,
and you might want to ask for some extra fries
because you're a few fries short of a happy meal.
(07:15):
With that, With that mindset, this is rob Polinka scrambling
and the Laker hierarchy to put out fires. Unless your
name starts with an L, your first name and your
last name starts with a J, you were not prioritized.
Skinny Jeans is simply pouring Minuka honey into Anthony Davis's
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ears and just pour the honey in there. And Davis,
he seems like a pretty mellow yellow guy. He doesn't
really have that killer instinct, Anthony Davis. And they'll get
hurt anyway. So the whole idea that players decide who
the coach is, that's an NBA thing anyway, But just
in general, the report, Wow, the Lakers prioritized Anthony Dims.
(08:02):
You gotta be kidding, Okay, Now, will he ask for
a trade. He would have to care to ask for
a trade. He likes the whole Laker thing and the
historians kissing his ass and all that, and he doesn't
really have to show up for most games, and you
can linger and he's okay. You know, the fans don't
really care because they're not real fans. It's the whole
(08:22):
thing's weak. The whole thing's weak. Sauce is what it is,
all right? Now, last word here again if you missed it.
The Lakers have hired a podcaster as their new coach
with no coaching experience. Is there a silver lining? Is
there a silver lining? Playbook? If you will for the
Lakers hiring the podcaster JJ Reddick. So I will be
Benny Bright's side on two points. I'm not all doom
(08:45):
and gloom and all that might be Benny Bright's side
for a couple of points, it's not all bad news.
Number one, JJ Reddick, the TV commentator will now be
given radio and TV silence. So that's good. Hallelujah. Bet
did he suck at that job right now? To be
to be fair, I didn't spend much time watching him
(09:06):
because I also despised Doris Burke on those broadcasts, so
I pretty much just hit the mute button anyway. But
when I have seen him and heard him on other platforms, man,
is he just terrible? God? Is he bad at broadcasting?
And uh? And then the entire NBA com my second
point here, the entire NBA community has essentially given the
(09:26):
Lakers what I like to call the full Nelson Ergo
Nelson months better known as the Bully from the Simpsons
and everyone in Unison giving that signature mocking laugh and
pointing while saying ha ha, so great, Oh my god.
He hired up podcast. Lebron's podcast Buddy has been hired
(09:51):
as a if you think coaching doesn't matter in the NBA, well, hello,
welcome to this. Right, don't tell me coaching matters. It
doesn't matter. But it's so embarrassing. It is so embarrassing.
At the same time, it is just so great because
they like the illusion that these guys make a lot
of in game decisions. And you've got to be really
bright and all that, and you gotta be likable. There's
(10:14):
nothing likable about JJ Reddick. There's nothing. He is very
easy to hate, right, I mean, my it's of course
sports hate, which is fine. We like sports hate. But
what a disaster, what an absolute does it could not
happen to a better franchise. I am so so excited
(10:37):
my dreams have come true. When I was told about
a month ago that Reddick was legitimately in play right,
that this was a legitimate possibility. The person that told
me that, I thought I was being punked. Okay, I
thought the person that informed me that this is legit,
that this is not fake. I said, there's no way
you're pulling my leg here. You want me to go
(10:57):
on the radio and become a wagon on the radio
and say, I mean, of course I did, because that's
why I do uh, but it happened, so wow man Alive.
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Last Hour was about the podcaster who got the job
(12:59):
in LA This it's about a different podcaster. It's all
pod all the time. So the silly season is underway.
In pro bouncy ball, we have the draft next week.
Very exciting unless it's not a lot of musical chairs
in free agency on tap, which is often more entertaining
(13:20):
than the product on the court. The transaction is a
lot of fun. Now, if you haven't heard the latest Chattern,
maybe not, maybe you missed it. So after months and
months of noise, a lot of noise, we are now
hearing that the seventy six ers, they're much reported interest
in Paul George podcast p as he's known Paul George.
(13:45):
This offseason has waned in recent days. Now. Philly is
one of the teams that has a lot of cash,
a lot of dough to spend with the communist salary
cap in the NBA, and even with the money they
have to spend to re sign Tyrese Maxi, they still
(14:06):
will have a lot to play with and Paul George
expected to opt out of his contract, and so the
connect the dots was going on. George's name has come
up early and often in Philly, and Joellen Beid and
Paul George sat to side by side on television during
the NBA Finals. They did a little TV segment together. However,
(14:31):
Schams Sharania says that Philadelphia is expected to be aggressive elsewhere.
That's good. They're gonna be aggressive elsewhere. What eating cheese, steaks,
tasty cakes, hanging out with fats in Philadelphia, so that
they've got the cap and they say that the Paul
George connection is cap. So let us discuss the question
(14:53):
why have the Sixers reportedly cooled off on podcast? Pee
Paul George. So, I've got cloud patterns, my observations here,
cloud patterns, bubble gum, and the dragon, and we'll combine
all of these things together and we are going to
(15:15):
speed off on a rocket out to outer space. So
number one, the easy answer, which is the stock answer,
is that Philadelphia just did some due diligence and that's it.
Paul George is a polarizing player. Seen him play a
(15:36):
lot over the last couple years with the Clippers. I
don't hate him. I don't love him. He's just kind
of there. I have apathy, which you don't want to have.
And the conspiracy theory, which I like. I love a
good conspiracy theory. The conspiracy theory is that Joel Embiid
and Paul George spent some time together at the finals,
and Joel Embiid, instead of giving it the green lights, said,
(15:59):
you know, in second thought, I don't really have something
about this guy. Let's give this, give this a yellow
light or a red light. And so that scared off
the front office. Now, as for the Sixers themselves, the
other thing that's possible is they just saw the cloud
patterns right, it was a sign from the universe and
abstain from PG thirteen. George again very talented. However, he
(16:25):
does not have the Mamba mentality. He is lacking that
he has the excuse for everything, which is maddening mentality.
His latest I saw this the other day. I threw
something at my phone, which you shouldn't do. Paul George,
blaming the Clippers playoff loss to the Mavericks on the
(16:45):
James Harden trade, saying that the Clippers lost the glue
guys and that's why they lost. Has nothing to do
with Kawhi Leonard yet again getting hurt Polaize Pollasee. Anyway,
page two, we go to South Beach and this is
not about our favorite homeless guy in South Beach. Instead,
(17:07):
it is about you. Donnas Haslin, who spent an entire
generation with the Miami Heat and still works for the team.
He was making the television rounds, mingling, mixing and matching
with different TV people, so eudonas Haslam was asked in
one of these interviews recently, whether or not Jimmy Butler
has played his last game with the Heat seems like
(17:31):
a fair question. There's a lot of chatter that pat
Riley is fed up with Jimmy Butler because he gets
hurt and he's starting to wear down a little bit,
even though I'm a big Jimmy Butler supporter. So what
did you, Donnis Haslam say? His response, he said, quote,
I can't really comment on that, but if I had
to guess, I don't want to talk about it. He said,
(17:55):
I'm gonna leave that one alone, Okay. Close quote is
there a deeper meaning to Eudonnas Haslam stumbling and bumbling
over his words when he was asked pretty simple question
was asked about Jimmy Butler's status. Did he not think
that would come up in the dialogue on a television
show which deals with gossip in the NBA? Who goofed?
(18:19):
I've got to know well whoever was working with Eudonna's Haslm.
So to answer the question, is there a deeper meaning
to these comments by Haslam? Yeah, I'm nodding my head, yes.
And this is what's called a bubble gum story. He's
chewing the bubble gum. Haslm knows a thing or two
about the inner workings of the Miami Heat, because he's
(18:41):
seen a thing or two about the inner workings of
the Miami Heat. And he's torn because you take a
few steps back and you Donna's. He wants to stay
in the good graces the bubble from the bubblegum. He
wants to stay in the bubble of pat Riley. But
he also at the same time does not want to lie.
So if you listen between the words, it does not
(19:05):
bode well for Jimmy Buckets, who is even if you
think he might come back. He's on the endangered species
list in terms of the Miami heatls and that particular roster.
Because when he said if I had to guess, and
then said, I don't want to talk about it, because
when people say they they want to guess, it's they're
going to tell you what's really going on. You know,
(19:27):
it's like those stories where it's like, well, according to
the league sources, blah blah blah blah. Yeah, that's that's
the real story most of the time. Most of the
time it's the real story. It sounds to me that
pat Riley is preparing to jettison Jimmy Butler and not
bring him back. That is the direction it's leaning at
this time, subject to change. But Riley crafty as a fox,
(19:49):
even in his old age. So we'll see what happens.
All right. Final point to the dust ball we go
where du Bulls the Chicago Bulls. There was a trade.
I got a big name trade.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Uh.
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The Bolls traded Alex Caruso. They said bye bye to
Alex Caruso. They traded him to the Thunder in exchange
for Josh Giddy. Get giddy with it now, Wooje reported
that this move is commensurate to Golden State acquiring andre
(20:22):
Iguodala a couple of years back, So that's the talking point.
Alex Caruso been around play for the Lakers with the
Bulls recently traded to Okase. Being compared to Iggy from
the glory days of the Warriors, how do you assess
this one? How do you assess this one? So this
is a stay at a hotel. It is the hyperbole hotel.
(20:46):
That's the hyperbole hotel. Alex crusso not bad serviceable NBA player.
He is a glue guy. He's a glue guy. But
comparing him to Igodalla is it's like an old Peter
Paul and Marry Tune. The dragon puff The magic Dragon
(21:07):
is puffery. Caruso could not carry Iggy's jockstrap. Andre Egudala
was an all star when he came into the NBA.
He was the featured actor, He was the go to
guy early in his NBA career. He was a guy
that would get you around twenty points a game and
do a little bit of everything. But Caruso the over
(21:30):
the top, breathless reporting. He's a fine player, but he's
not the final piece to the puzzle. He's not the
jigsaw puzzle piece that puts everything together for OKC, I
don't buy that at all. Don't buy it. It is
that the Ben Maler Show. Now I mentioned this last hour,
(21:50):
I didn't get to it. The Lakers just the laughingstock
of basketball. They hired a podcaster as the coach. I'm
not kidding. They hired podcast partner of Lebron James as
their coach and not Mamba approved Kobe Bryant right now,
circling around in his grave. You talk about good timing,
Carmelo Anthony Mello. He told the story on his podcast
(22:15):
because there are way too many podcasts, but he told
the story that Kobe Bryant could not stand, could not
stand JJ Reddick. This goes back to the Team USA story.
Kobe hated JJ Reddick and he snapped like a snapping
turtle at coach k who was a big fan of
(22:38):
JJ Reddick. And that interview was done before Reddick was
hired as Laker coach, but it dropped about the same time.
That's a lot of ball busting. I don't know whether
it's true or not, and there's no way to verify it.
Because Kobe ain't walking back through that door to verify it.
But it is quite the story. It is quite the story.
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To the third degree?
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A recent report out of Denver says that Zach Wilson
is in third place in the quarterback competition exiting Mini Camp. Ben,
do you think there's a chance that Wilson doesn't make
the team at all?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, the Broncos knew he was a piece of horse
manure when they acquired him, so it's not like he's
debunked that. And he can be on your third string quarterback.
You're gonna go through three quarterbacks and all that. And
I just don't think Sean Payton has the ego to
admit that that was a dumb tray. So I think
he will be on the team as the number three
quarterback next.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
A reporter over at the Athletic predicted that Ceedee Lamb
will get a contract from the Cowboys before Dak Prescott
or Micah Parsons. Ben, do you think he's right?
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No, my man, Jerry Jones is sequestered on his yacht somewhere.
None of them are getting paid. No money for you,
not a dimeback.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Next, with Jeff Van Gundy joining the Clippers staff as
head assistant in marks his first coaching job since O seven, Ben,
do you think this moves signals and eventual return to
a head coaching position.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yes? This, I love me some Van Gundy. He should
be back on the national TV broadcast. I love the guy. Uh,
not a great NBA coach, but there's some turds coaching
in the NBA. Why not bring Van Gundy back to
his head coach? How do we dow? I guess you pass?
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Who it's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
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Eh?
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Yeah, These are the actual lame jokes, not just one joke,
many jokes from the week. Let's say hello to our
friend weed Man. He's out of jail. We thought he
was in jail. He was in jail, but he's out.
Now Hello weed Man in Miami. I I love you laugh. Yeah,
they make him laugh. We made Do they make you
a shower when you go to jail? No, but there's
(25:21):
the showers there, so I use it. Oh you do?
Is it a private shower? Do you have to shower
with other people? Yeah? No, no, there's private challenge. Really,
all those movies are okay because I always thought in
the movies it's like a group.
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Shower where everybody showers together book.
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Yeah, and then the movies. Yeah, that's what I thought, honestly. Yeah.
The movies have life us and you would know you've
been in jail, and there's plenty of foods.
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This is not that. Why did you want to go
to jail more often? Yeah? You shouldn't want to be
in jail, all right. Jail is we're told jail is
is different than prison though, so maybe yeah, maybe the
movies on its prison.
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Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely big difference.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Prison is away and there's very different. Okay, yeah, and
prison though they let you have phones now in some prisons.
So anyway, we've had guys call us from prison. They've
called it anyway, maybe they were contraband phones. Let's get
to the jokes. How big is Lizzo's belly button?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I don't know how big.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's so big she can use her link to make
a sweater or two. Yeah, that's from Noah and Noah
and Austin sent that one in. Thank you, Noah. Did
you hear that Lizzo is the new spokesperson for Copenhagen Tobacco.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Wow.
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Yeah, they wanted her as a spot as spokesperson because
her favorite hobby is chewing. That's hass In Denver sent
that one in What are the preferred pronouns of Lizzo?
I don't know what are they her?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
She?
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That's Kurt from Earth who sent that one, and thank
you Kurt. Frank and Fargo sent this one in what
honorary name was given to the newly discovered dinosaur so
huge that it's larger than any other before the Lizzosaurus?
Of course, Come on, that's easy. Thoseosaurus's name on you?
(27:55):
What do you get when you combined Lizzo and Dodger
talk host David Vase. Wow, what a whole lot of
flatulence in the bay. You know, what does what does
Lizzo think? ESPN stands for what Me Eat sausage pizza Nightly?
(28:19):
That's from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. How fat? How fat
is Lizo? How fat Lizzo is so fat that her
took is has its own congress person. So that's that's
the ghost of Dick Trickle. I sent that one in
h Why are why are there six point two?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Uh?
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Why is there a six point two tumblr at a
Lizzo concert? Why the first one hundred burgers free at intermission?
Free at.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
All?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Right? What what did Red Lobster list as a reason
they are going out of business? Oh? No, Lizzo and
all you can eat shrimp promotion. That's why right there?
All right? How how would you describe lizzo topics?
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Oh?
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God, how tell me utter? Lee repulsive utter? That's our
friend Chip in Maine, su and thank you, Chip, appreciate that.
How does weed man know when it's time to get
up in the morning?
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Tell me.
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Whenever he hears someone say get off my lawn. That's
a sign of wig. That's a friend. Why won't weed
Man do drugs on the beach?
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Why not?
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Tell me? It turns out weed Man does not like
getting sand in his crack. That's Surfer Todd. That's not
Jennie Surfer Todd the comedian. What does a weed man,
hippie and a water pitcher have in common?
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I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Tell me they both pour. That's uh, they're definitely poor. Yes,
that's a hoss in Denver. It's Big Ben's Lame Jokes
of the Week. If you like this, we do it
every weekend about this time. You can submit jokes care
of Ben Malors Show at gmail dot com. Just put
jokes in the headlines, send them now, Send them whatever
you want, and we may use them on a future
(30:38):
episode of the show. Why did weed Man get a
free dinner from Walmart? Last night?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That would be great. Yeah, you got a free meal
because you had some twigs up your sleeves. That's what
that's here, American Kansas Coop? You got any jokes over there? Coop?
And okay, what do you coops out of the show?
What do you call weed Man after he was kicked
off Lincoln Road. What a beach, bomb beach? You're back
(31:10):
on the beach. That's Chip in May who says no
sleep on the beach.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
They arrected me on the beach.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
What are you supposed to sleep? I don't know that.
Did you? Did you ask them? They know they you
can't sleep here.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
They don't say anything.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
There's no place that can sleep. Okay, all right, well, yeah,
I head to l A. Weed Man, I'll treat you
like a king in l A. That thing with the barn,
which shall be great. I really come there. Of course
I'd like to live there too. What did weed Man
say when he found out he was color blind? What
the news comes out of the purple? That's Eric in Kansas? What?
(31:57):
What machine? What machine does build? Belichick used to impress
his twenty four year old girlfriend. What tell me the
ATM machine? That's the one that's from Eke. What part
of Bill Belichick's coaching career was the twenty four year
old girlfriend most attracted to? What boy tell me? That
(32:20):
would be his two minute drill? That's j JT. Big
Bags Life Jokes of the Week. Thanks Sweet
Host
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