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June 24, 2024 • 37 mins

Ben Maller talks about the return of Max Scherzer and the approaching return of Jacob deGrom to the Rangers line-up and if they can be trusted, Giancarlo Stanton landing on the IL for the Yankees, Insta-Advice Line, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our name, Birthree talking bays Maa with Max Scherzer
back on the mound and Jacob de Gram on track
to return to the Rangers in August. Can they be trusted? Also,
how do the Yankees deal with gian Carlos Stanton's latest injury.
He'll be out for at least a month? And what

(00:23):
did you make of those environmental protesters causing havoc and
a PGA event over the weekend. We'll go there as well.
All of it's coming away right here in our number three.
It is a case of Ranger danger.

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shoot to be and our lead this hour coming from baseball.
Baseball's been very.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Good to me, unless it has.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
But if you look around here as the ballfields turn
into deep friars heat dome over much of the US
in recent days, and we turn to the noise, a
lot of noise about the reigning champions of baseball, the
Texas Rangers. How about the Rangers, Well, the Rangers find

(02:12):
themselves three games under five hundred at this point. They
are four and a half games out of the wild
card race in the American League, And while that doesn't
seem very good, it's actually closer than they are to
catching the Seattle Mariners. The Mariners have a seven or
six and a half game lead six and a half

(02:32):
game lead over the Rangers in the American League West.
So if you have not been paying attention, things are
not going particularly great after seventy seven games for the Rangers.
So Texas welcome back the race. Big Hoss mad Max
Max Schurzer. He pitched in the game on Sunday, toss

(02:54):
five shutout innings against the Royals, pitched all of fifty
seven pitches.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I hope his arm didn't fall off.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
And got the win fifty seven pitches to get through
five shutout innings in that game. And while that happened,
fellow starting pitcher and also injury prone pitcher, Jacob de Gram.
De Gram was reported is going to return to the
mound in August, that he'll be there right after the

(03:21):
trade deadline in baseball, de Gram, former mister met will
be back with the Rangers. So let us discuss the question.
With Max Scherzer returning and looking good against the Royals
and Jacob de Gram on track for a delivery on
time delivery of sometime in August, can they be trusted?

(03:46):
Can they be trusted? Scherzer and de Gram. So I've
got Amazon.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Reviews, Moon and the law.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make some Fetichini Alfredo delicious Fetichini
Alfredo chef's kiss.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
So, first of all, the very premise I give side
eye to. You gotta be joking, right, you gotta be joking.
Here's why I look at Max Scherzer at this point
in his journey in baseball and Jacob Degram, like I
look at Amazon reviews, I get into this debate with

(04:28):
my wife because she loves the reviews. She's all about
the reviews, and I point out, well, you can't really
trust those. Study after study has been done, whether it's
Amazon or just about any website out there. The reviews
are doctored, they are finagled, they're not real, right, And
at this point in the game, I don't think Max

(04:49):
Scherzer or Jacob de Gram are real meaning they're authentic,
meaning that they have the pedigree to last on a
playoff front.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I don't see it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Surezer turns forty years old next month, which is not
that old in the real world, but in sports role.
He's battled arm fatigue. He blamed the Dodgers for that.
Oh my arm, it's Dave Roberts fault. Didn't pitch me enough.
I had neck injuries with the Mets back problem recently.
A lot of miles on those tires. Might want to

(05:19):
go to tire rack dot com get some new tires.
As for de Gram, with the lower case ty at
the beginning of his name, Jacob de Gram, his reputation
precedes him. His reputation precedes him. In his first season
with the Rangers a year ago, de Gram played all
of six games.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
He just six it. That's it. He needed Tommy John.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Surgery, which they've I've noticed they've started to call Tommy
John surgery more and more ucl surgery. Is that because
they're trying to disrespect the great Tommy John?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
What's up with that? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (05:49):
He is the most undependable pitcher in baseball. Does anyone
disagree with that? Anyone in the room disagree most undependable
pitcher in baseball? Jacob Brum. Now that being said, the
Rangers are absolutely in the mix. If they get invited
to the party. They don't have a ticket to the party.
It's hard to get a ticket there right now in

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the secondary market trying to buy a ticket. They're sitting,
as we said, about a week behind everyone else in
the standings. And if they find a way they get in.
I know, Mark the full name guy. I would agree
with me on this. That Bruce Bochie with his knife
in one hand, his Swiss army knife, and then on

(06:31):
the other hand he's got a machete and he can
guide the way and he can use some glue and
some Scotch tape, Bruce Bochie to put together the pitching staff.
If I'm not mistaken, the Rangers won the World Series.
Sures that got hurt at the end and de Gram
wasn't there for any of it. The biggest issue though,
is they need some jumper cables the Rangers for their offense.

(06:52):
The Texas Rangers offense is seventeenth in baseball and that
ain't going to get it done. That is not going
to get it done at all. Now, Pace two, we
go to the Bronx and over the weekend it was announced,
much to the chagrin of no one, the New York
Yankees are putting gian Carlos Stanton on Ice Jan Garlo

(07:14):
get out of here as he going. He has been
placed on the ten day injured list due to a
bad hammy. Whammy to the hammy. It's his left handy.
I know you're concerned, some of you Yankee idots would
want massage the hammy. Stanton is expected to miss over
a month, four to six weeks of time for Stanton

(07:36):
out of the Yankee lineup the hottest time of the
year late June July August year the hot months of
the year. Stanton eventually is supposed to come back, but
you never know where this guy. So how do the
Yankees deal was John Carlos Stanton and his latest injury.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's the question, Well, the obvious answer if you just
do your job. Next man up, do your job.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
That's the micro, but the macro be prepared to go
without Stanton in October. I think he's gonna be in
the playoffs. The playoffs, they'll be there, but you got
to prepare like he's not going to be there, because
it's the easiest prophecy that one can have. You don't
have to be like me, a distant relative of Nostra

(08:19):
Damis and friend of nos tradinas he lives in Seattle.
His wife doesn't like eating meat. She's a vegetarian, so
she's got issues there. But it's the easiest prophecy of them,
all right, John Carlos Stanton, I call the guy the
moon Man. Now why do I call him the moon man?
I call the moon Man because not only does Gen
Carlo stant hit moonshots like Wally Moon, the old baseball

(08:42):
player back in the day. So he hits moonshots, which
is great, wonderful, awesome, all that stuff. He also has
the durability if you were to take a moon pie
and leave it out on a hot summer day and
right in the sun, right there on the asphalt.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What would happen there? It would not go well.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It would just break apart, fall apart, and Stanton is
gonna miss a month and a half and then he's
going to come back. He'll need another month to work
himself back, timing wise, So it's at least a two
month to a three month situation for Jean Carlos Stanton.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
All right, final thought, we turned to golf.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Why not because of the golf, because of the story
around the golf. We had not one, not two, not three,
not four, not five, but six wack of noodles, six
wack of noodles protesters who stormed the eighteenth green while
the leaders were lining up for their putts, the final

(09:41):
hole of regulation at the Travelers Championship. That tournament played
in Connecticut. Now it wasn't a long delay, it was
like five minutes. It did look like the Keystone Cops though.
The video is pretty amusing. When you've got all these
protesters running around, got the cops running all over after them.

(10:02):
We need some of that vaudevillian music there, the Benny
Hill music to be playing while they were running around.
But the protesters came from right, left, center, north, you
name it, all over the place, up, down, right, left,
all over.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
They were running around. They were waving smoke bombs and
then they had this white residue that they left because
of the smoke bombs leave the residue on the surface.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Scottie Scheffler was out there. He and the other golfers
finished the round. It was like a five minute delay. Now,
some of the protesters were wearing.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Gear. They were wearing gear that had logos on it,
and they.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Were wearing a phrase. One of the T shirts read
no golf on a dead planet is what the phrase.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Read on the T shirt and black lettering on the front.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
So what did you make of the environmental wackerdoodles protesting
causing havoc at the PGA event in Connecticut the travelers
on Sunday. So I found it both entertaining and foolish.
Entertaining from the standpoint of watching them quickly be taken away,

(11:13):
and it was Keystone cops like as they're running around.
Also foolish, and these things go on all the.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Time, and they're.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Not that bright to people that do these kind of protests,
they don't understand that what you end up doing is
it's the law I called a law, the law of
unintended consequences. And people are just trying to enjoy their sunday,
watch a little golf if that's what they're into. I'm
not into that. I wasn't watching. I didn't give a

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ratsass about the travelers. But there are people out there
that are golf fans that are into it, and they're
watching this one. Enjoy themselves on the day off and
watch a little golf, and these morons they affect their fun.
They run out there on the course and all that stuff.
And so my position's been pretty simple. Whether it's to sporting,
I remember basketball had people gluing themselves to the court.

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A few years ago, environmental whacker doodles were gluing themselves
to the court. But here we do the show from
Los Angeles, and every once in a while they will
close a wall of human beings will stand across the
highways and close them, so people are late to work,
to the doctor, to school, whatever it might be, just
trying to live their lives. So my position is pretty simple.
If you do something to affect the quality of my life,

(12:25):
whether it's closed the highway, whether it's slow down a
sporting event. I immediately pulled for the other side. We talked
about this earlier, but I really had no position on this.
But now that these people protested, I hope that we
build more coal factories and we cause more harm to
the environment just to annoy them. So screw them, That's
what I say. Anyway, it is the Ben Malor Show.

(12:47):
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the Malor really love today and here is the Mallord
very important first riddle of the day for the week,

(13:08):
and we go to the NFL. NFL stars and former
college teammates Justin Jefferson and Joe Burrow were spotted walking
together at Blank Again. NFL stars Justin Jefferson and Joe
Burrow were spotted walking together at Blank. That is the
Mallor reading love the day. The answer, We'll get to

(13:32):
it and we will.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Do it next.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
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It's Ben pay Off the malor riddle of the day
coming up. In a moment, mad Jack is upset with Eddie.
Though you've annoyed mad Jack, he says the great mad Jack,
He says, woke. Eddie Garcia too busy reporting NBA news
and giving hockey takes, he cannot report on Nascar.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Eddie? Are you Are you not doing Nascar? Why not?
I don't think people really care about that, Eddie. There's
a whole big world out there, Eddie. What you're doing
is what have you talked about NASCAR on the show.
I have talked about Nascar. I just talked about it
a few seconds ago. We talked about a NASCAR the

(15:42):
person got demoted or fired because theyr story had nothing
to do with anything that was going on.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
You realize, though, that NASCAR actually has fans. They have
more people like NASCAR than the w NBA but you
give w NBA scores.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Well, as soon as they send them memo down that
I have to give NASCAR scores that I'll start giving.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Well.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
This is why people hate the media, Eddie Garcia. Christopher
Bell scored his third Cup win. Eddie, even you didn't
know that in New Hampshire. Bad job. You look at that,
bad job? No I knew that, Eddie.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I'm not looking at at all.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
I do his dad, mister Bell and his mom Missus
Bell the insight.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Thank you, yes, very well. Anyway, time now for the
Mallard riddle of the day. Eddie.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Now what a shock jock? Eddie is just a rebel
with a cause. His causes, w NBA, everything else. Forget
about it.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Here's the Mallar riddles.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
NFL stars Justin Jefferson and Joe Burrow, a couple of
teammates in college, were spotted recently walking together at Blank.
That is the Mallord riddle of the day.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
What is the.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Answer, And let's see walking at the eighteenth Green of
the Travelers open guest by Mallard prop guy at a
Mallord meet and greet from Fudgie in Boston. See Fudgies.
He's warming up the vocal courts because we have the
instant advice line coming up later this hour.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Let's see what else we have?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
An art Puffin says, spotted walking on the Santa Monica strip.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
There's no such such thing as a Santa Monica strip.
What else we have? Page down? Let's see what do
we have here? You can't read that.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Spotted walking together at a Donald Trump rally from I
forty Ian the banks of the sen River from alf
In the Allen Opiner Page down. Chuck E Cheese ballpit
from Asher. That's his answer. Ferg Dog says at a
local bar on a Monday night. Wow, that's an interesting bar.
Is that where you hang out for dog? Who else

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we have?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Page down?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Kathy also went with walking next to that dirty old
river in Perie as her answer. Page down, Page down.
Andy from Lino Lakes, Minnesota says they were spotted walking
together at Camps Snoopie Mall of America. So he says,
Paige Dan Donkey sausage. Quoting Jerry Jones said gloryhole is

(18:10):
the answer. Jiggle Joint from Nick and Wisconsin. The Elvis
Chapel in Vegas from Chiefs Tie Guy A Buck eas
restroom from King Rory. That's his answer. Via the right
says A beach in Miami looking to kick weed Man's
But yeah, we think weed Man's back in jail because
he didn't.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Call in tonight. Usually when he's not in jail, he'll
call in.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Brian Finley's wedding guess by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I see that that's probably what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Saw them at a Nickelback concert rob in Minnesota. They
were at the College World Series. Go Targas from Patrick,
that's his answer, Chase says. The hawk Tua University pickins
say it was guessed by Matt jack Eddie.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
What say you? Quickly?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Please the malord Riddle of the day for those late
to the party. NFL stars Justin Jefferson, the Vikings Joe
Burrow of Cincinnati teammates in college, spotted walking together at.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Blank WNBA game last night. W NBA game last night.
It was a WNBA game last night. I know that
it was incorrect. Any bad job, bye bye you the
correct answer. Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson. NFL stars were
spotted walking together at the.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Vogue Fashion show in Peri mass runway models. Yeah, I'm
old enough to remember when football players wanted nothing to
do with fashion week in Parie, and certainly it would
never be caught dead.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
As a fashion model. But now the boy.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Times have changed over the years, because not only you
have Burrow and Jefferson strutting on the catwalk doing a pirouette,
you had Caleb Williams, the Bears quarterback, who was there
as well at fashion week. Let's say hello to Mark
the full name, guy who is in med for Oregon. Hello,
Mark the full I'm sure he's feeling good. He had

(20:03):
a nice weekend there enjoying life.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Hello Mark.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Hello Ben Maller. So I'm assuming that you're not into
alchemy or astrology, right, you're not. You don't consider these
science right A good answer? Well, you know, uh, physics

(20:32):
is a part of baseball. And there is such a
thing as momentum.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
No, there's not.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You just you just just exposed yourself as an idiot.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Keep going, keep going, keep going. There's no such thing
as momentum.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Thing.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Do we know there's such a thing as the curse of.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Ben mallor No, there's not.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
My Edmondson orders have come all the way back there.
One win away they're gonna win on Monday nights. Oh,
they're such a thing is moment There is no such
thing as momentum, you moron.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Now you know I did want to comment about these
eco wackos. I'm just giving you hard time, Malary, mister
Ben Mallory.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay, now do you Mark, Mark den Mark? Do you
agree with my position? Mark?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
If someone's protest affects my life, I pull for the
other side.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh, absolutely good, that's a good position.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Yeah. An enemy of my enemies is my friend.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yes, I heard that somewhere.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
I was gonna say, yeah, these you know, these idiots.
I'm sorry, I'm a little loud here. My neighbor's upset.
Idiots started complaining about these golf courses. You know, the
golf courses in America do more for the environment than

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most in this country.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Wait till they start, Mark, Wait till they start complaining
about the cemeteries and all the grass they use it cemetery.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
Like these people don't understand that some of the things
they support as environmental are not environmental at all. I'm
not going to go into the politics of it or
mentioned names, however, Like the electric cars are non environmental.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Oh, they're not. I mean they have they have to mind. Realize,
they have to mind to get.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The batteries, and they're using slaves to get the batteries.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Pretty well, I don't know about slaves, well, virtual slaves.
You're right, but there's a huge environmental damage to mine
those minerals and elements, those medals that are using the batteries.
There's there's numerous causes these people are supporting that are
actually they're supporting. Well some of the.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Words this is where we're going, we're going off the
reservation remark.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
But let me just sum this up. I had a
friend explain this to years ago that in the nineteen sixties,
this goes back sixties something years, the science community figured
out certain fractions of it that if they really wanted
to generate revenue, they had to say doomsday prophecy, and
so they went with that. They went with the doomsday prophecy.
I mean the seventies, it was just too cold, the

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world's gonna freeze over, We're gonna have an ice age.
That didn't work. So then they changed it up and
they went a different direction and all that. So now
they're global warming. They were all going to burn up
to death and all that stuff. Whatever they need to
do to get money, and it works. It's proven people
will send money if they think that these are end times, so.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
They get a lot of money that way, is he going?
Oh they're still there.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
I could go into more details, but I won't.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't care. Oh that's it. Look look at you
called me respect. That's respect from Mark the full name guy.
I'd like to thank his neighbor for setting him straight.
Thank you. Wow.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Now, you should all be watching Game seven tonight. But
if if not interested in.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Watching Game seven, Eddie's a lot. I'm planning my day.
You should be happy. I very rarely play my day
around a hockey game, because tonight now I'm gonna watch
the hockey. Well, I would call you a good American,
but you're rooting for the Canadians. Oh, they're good American
boys on that team in Edmonton.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, but we do have a College World Series championship
game tonight Tennessee and TEXTA, A and M. They are
even at one one after the volunteers picked up before
last night.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
You're worried that the College World Series will get better
ratings in the Stanley Cup Final Game seven?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Are you concerned? I'm not, okay, But if you.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
Want that option, or maybe if you have picture in
picture to people still do that picture in picture.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
No, I don't think they do. You're right anyway, but
you do have that option. I never know how to
use that either. I never forge that. I wish it
would have been so much more fun if I'd known
how to do it.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
I am in the same boat, believe it or not,
I don't. I don't consider myself like technical logically challenged.
I usually know how to figure That's the I.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Never my parents would buy these new TVs and they
had picture and picture, and I say, my mom would
be like, look, you can.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Watch two games. It was I never could figure out
how to do it though, same here, same here, and
then I just gave up after a while. Anyway, all right,
is that it's okay?

Speaker 6 (25:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It is the Ben Madich Show. Let's have some fun.
What do you say here?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Fun fact?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
We're all about the fun facts here? And how about
this for a fun fact? The game seven Tonight's all
there's a theme here Eddie, Sergei, Bobrovsky. The last three games?
All right, Barovsky? This guy has he done, last three games,
all losses, seven negative three save percentage he's allowed first

(25:44):
three games, he's allowed an average of five goals against
on average five goals against. And that's the guy that
Eddie Garcia is picking to win Game seven. The guy
that was so shaken up he couldn't even practice on
Sunday with the rest of the ramates.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
That guy is bro Oh my, what's one more day
of practice? Come on?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
He has been below in the eight fifty save percentage
in each of the three games, and.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's all over. All that matters is tonight.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
And he will not play well. He will not play Bob.
All right, Bob, shout up. Let's go to the phones.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Let's say hello now to weed Man. Hippie. I thought
he was in jail. The screen is called myself, Eddie.
It was on hold hell weed manh.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Dn, I love you.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
I'm here now.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
He's a big Florida Panthers fan. And then why why
weed Man? Don't you like Florida Panthers?

Speaker 7 (26:45):
No's with you?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
He's from New York. What's wrong with you? He's in
New Yorker now anymore.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
He's not coming from three. I want to see them lose.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
You think should throw you in jail for that? Just
just wait, just wait a few hours. They will throw me.

Speaker 7 (27:02):
You know, I'm sitting it charging my phone, my phone
before I was called earlier, and I'm risking being arrested
because it's your regal charge, my ponia.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Great, Let the record show this.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
The Ben Malord Show is so powerful that this man
in Miami is risking his freedom to.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Call this show. Yes, I love you, well, thank you.
We big fan of yours as well, big fan.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Remember come to LA They'll give you a six hundred
thousand dollars home.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
You can steal whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
That's wonderful here, it's it's good the Goldie lock Zone.
If you're homeless, what is that, I'm gonna come. No,
that's seriously. They built a building on in skid Row
with taxpayer money. Each unit costs six hundred thousand dollars.
They have a gym, they have an internet room. It's
a I'm not kidding it is. It is one of

(27:57):
the great wastes of money I've ever seen in my life.
And it happened right here in California.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
What's that for homeless? Yes, it's it's for Well, you
got to figure out how to get one of those units.
You gonna get here, though, How are you gonna get
your hitchhike? What are you gonna do?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Have some money?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Where'd you get money from?

Speaker 7 (28:16):
My security? Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Look at that? So he's gonna come out. So they're
not you're not stealing your money anymore.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
No, I don't think so, because they're stealing it out
of my savings account and now I'm putting in my
checking account and I don't think they have the number
to that.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Okay, well that's good. Well, don'll pick up at the airport.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
And I'll take it right, I'll take it at Eddie's house.
He's got a nice back room there. You can sit
at Eddie's house.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Actually, have no background. They have to be a resident
of skid Row to get those apartment. You're homeless.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
How can be a resident homeless?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
What's your address? What's your mailing at? No?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
And there's a great one of my favorite restaurants in
la is actually right. It's on the It used to
be the point of demarcation where skid Row starts across
the street.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
It's called Coal's.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It's a French dip sandwich plays very good, highly recommend it.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
So if you go to l.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
A, weed Man, you can eat there and or at
least stare at it across the street.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
That's what they call it. That is they call it
skid row. That is there are signs.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Fun fact though, weed Man, when you go to skid
Row in l A. The actual fire station from the
original Ghostbusters on skid Row in LA.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
That's where.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's not New York, it's actually in l A. How
about that fun fact? Yeah, that is a fun fan.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Where is my fun fact?

Speaker 7 (29:39):
I'm all about.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
The fun facts. I live for the fun facts. So
where are you are you? Are you back on Lincoln Road?

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Oh you're back. You're a rebel. How many times have
you been arrested on Lincoln Road?

Speaker 7 (29:51):
Like a million times on Lincoln Road?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Okay? Are you there? Can you charge for?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Like?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
How about if you leave your phone and walk away
and look from a distance?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
How about that?

Speaker 7 (30:02):
No? No, no, no, no, there's people.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Around, Okay, like that?

Speaker 7 (30:06):
Like happened? Happened?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I know?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I called some Latin guy answered the phone when I
called you up? Where's weed Man? I think he probably
he thought maybe wait a minute, maybe he was like
I knew his weed man or something. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (30:20):
Anyway, you're the best. You're the best show on the
whole radio, the best, the best.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
The best. See that, Loreda, I'm the best. I'm the best, Lorena.
You see that? Take that Lorena average.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Lorena's got a Princess Leia haircut. She's got here from
Star Wars. Heard you? Yeah, not haircut?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
What was her name? The girl played princess.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Oh, she died of Carrie Fisher, kry Fisher, she died.

Speaker 7 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Well.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
This is fast, and I'm glad you're alive. Check in,
make sure you're not in jail. Check in every day
so we know you're not in jail.

Speaker 7 (30:55):
Okay, okay, I'll call you every dare all right.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
All right, we'll go. If you don't call, we're gonna
assume you're in jail.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
All right, where's where's I mean?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I don't know he's doing the other room. He's right there.
I'm right here. Oh well, yeah, this is usually where
we do instant advice line where we don't see the
phone calls. So the next segment, not this, this segment.

Speaker 6 (31:13):
Take let me give you.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
A call back now, yeah, now we know what like
it from. You gotta call back. You know. The mystery
is you don't.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
We don't know who's on the line, so we clear
all the lines out. But call back you'll you'll get
on probably all.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Right, go away, all right, there you go. That's fun.
So Travis kelcey, did you see this?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
He popped up on stage at a Taylor Swift concert
over the weekend Wow for I Can Do It with
a broken Heart, and it was on stage there and
the Swifties apparently went crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
They lost their their crap here, the Swifties, this was
like the greatest thing in the world. Now, the renter,
You're not really a Swiftie, right you.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
You're your old school you go back to the even
before Taylor Swift, there was Britney Spears.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
You're more of a Britney Spears girl. I'm more of
a Brittany. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
That was more in your sweet spot when you're growing up.
But the Swifties here, they're all about this.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
They love it.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
And there's video very awkward. Travis Kelsey is going to
be ripped apart when he gets the Chiefs training camp.
They are going to bust his balls on that. Also,
he was joined not it was he on stage, but
he met Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Was apparently was there.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's random, random things that pop up at a Taylor
Swift concert. It's more of a visual thing than an
audio thing. He was out there dancing around. He had
soon on. It's an advice on who needs our advice?
Who needs the advice the wisdom of the Malord Militia.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We'll get to the.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Insta advice line and we will do it next.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
the nation. Catch all of our shows at Foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
listen live.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
This is the greatest show on overnight audio worth. It's
even better when you join our curious world. We would
be appreciative to have you get to co mingle with
fellow Mallard Militia members on Facebook and Instagram. It's just
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Facebook dot com, slash Ben Malor Show and on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
It's at Ben.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Maloron Fox and out live from the tire Rack dot com,
Fox Sports Radio Studios.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's Ben malor Hey you sports figure guy or girl?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Who here?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Will you talking to?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Sons?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Here some instant advice? Hold that thought. No one's paid
attention to me for ten whole seconds and if you
don't like it, and away we go.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's the insta advice line onstream radio, and we are
off to the races.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
We go.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Who in the world sports needs or advice this week? Well,
it's rather obvious.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Game seven Stanley Cup Final it is on, like, don't
get calm so last second advice, last second advice to.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
The Oilers or the Panthers on how to approach game
number seven. You're live on the air. When you hear my.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Voice at eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
eight seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine.
Last second advice to the Oilers and Panthers heading in
to Game seven.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Hello, Line one, you're on the Airline one, go you'll
never win.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Betting against America's team, Eddie.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Let's go, here we go.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Here we go. Good call for you, god. Line two,
you're on the air. Advice, last second advice of the
Oilers Panthers heading into Game seven.

Speaker 6 (34:28):
In time, all that time, I thought Lorena was a
Cindy Lafflers.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
So Buddy and Maryland devastated. Not a Cindy laperfet.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Line three you're on the air, see is the advice
line for the Oilers and Panthers heading into game seven.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Thank you for that. Line three. Line four, you're on
the airline for last second advice and the Oilers and Panthers.
Line four, oh, budget cable, and I like a good
fuck alright? Line five, Hello, line five.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
The Panthers should take a quick ship in that polluted
French river.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh yeah, go go swim in Paris in the poopy
all Line six, Hello, line six, I love them smacking
their all right, I see he said pucks, He said pucks,
he said pucks. Yeah all right. A line one you're
on That was angry built Line one Hello, line one.

Speaker 7 (35:25):
Yeah, ed Linton, just better win because I'll win money.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Oh yeah, all right, Well that's simple enough.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Line two, you're on the air advice, last second advice
to the Oilers and Panthers heading into game seven. The
greatest thing we have as sports fans, a winner take
all Game seven.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
I need ambulens.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Okay, well, said sir, okay. A line three Hello, line three,
Yeah to two requests last car updates it both okay
as a third party guy, Okay, hanging there, sir. Eventually
it will happen. That'll go be dead. A line four, Hello, line.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Four, what happened to Gang seven in the row of Derby.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Oh that's true. What happened? I don't know. We have
to check on that. A line five, Hello, line five.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Pay the officials like me, Robert, he's.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Back, Eddie two weeks in a row.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Our friend from Maine, the biggest Patriot hater I know
this side of Rob Parker. Line six, Hello, line six,
you're on the airline six, Lucky.

Speaker 7 (36:30):
Seven, Lucky seven, Morning ten.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Oh that's the famous line. That's Rick from Maryland, Lorena
morning time, he says, morning time. Line one, you're on
the airline one.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Last second advice to the Oilers and Panthers heading into
the winner take All Games seven.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Watch video biggest Golden Knights Game five finals last.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Year playing well. That sounds like our guy in Vegas
Eddie was hosting the Mall of meeting. Line two, you're
on the airline too, sluck. Okay, all right, there you go.
Line three, you're on the air No weed man, he
hasn't called the Hello line three, Hey.

Speaker 7 (37:05):
Weed man, don't go to California. Live it up on
mine the beach.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Okay, you're trying to keep him in mind, keep him
away from California.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Line four. Hello, line four.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
You can't spell Edmund Dion without.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
It's I learned. Line five, you're on the air. Line five.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Hello, plenty of physical cheap shots, just like the WNBA.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Okay, very nice, and we'll do one more, only one
more of it's good. I'll take credit of not I'll
blame the Cooper who picked the final call instant the
vice line for the Oilers and Panthers.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Heading in to Game seven here on a Monday night,
Coop's not listening line too shocking, he's not listening Hello
line too.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Oh, all right, you want to? I want Coop to
listen occasionally. That would help me
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