July 8, 2024 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about a senior NFL analyst saying that Dak is screwed in Dallas without a run game, Tyreek Hill saying his "real goal" is another Super Bowl, Maller Militia Feud, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's ournber Fore on this Monday, the
eighth day of July, Original Recipe podcast. If you missed
any of the weekend, we had fresh audio content all weekend.
The Fifth Hour podcast was up and running, so check
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before told on the Fifth Hour podcast, you can add
that to your listen list. But here an hour number four,
a senior NFL analyst says Dak Prescott is doomed in
Dallas without a run game. How much stalk do you
give that report? Also, Tyreek Hill says his real goal
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is not a new Dolphin contract, but instead another Super Bowl.
Your reaction to that? Also, Patrick Peterson implied there is
an NFL conspiracy against defensive backs. Are you in or
out on this one? We'll go there as well. Have
a wonderful start to your week. Here it is our
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number four. Is there a method to the madness? Welcome?
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What does that even mean? The Dakota Quota mikes money.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I am contractually obligator to spend at least a couple
of minutes talking about a team that plays in Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That is where you'll find Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Although likely he is right now on a yacht, a
very expensive yacht, cruising around some wondrous ocean in an
exotic location as he's on vacation. Jerry has shown a
surprising amount of self control. He has not signing Ceedee Lamb,
Micah Parsons or dak Prescott. All of them think that
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they're going to get paid a lot of money and
soon Ceedee Lamb expected to not show up to Cowboys'
training camp when that begins in a couple of weeks
in an active protest, Dak Prescott is expected to show up. However,
he is in the final year of his contract and
then is free to roam around the NFL.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Will he had to Sin City lost Wage's Nevada hot rumor.
But that's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Instead, it is Dak Prescott being called out by someone
of prominence for having a rather obvious blind spot. Now,
a longtime pig skin analyst and nephew of Howard Cosell
speaking of sport, the famous sportscaster from a different generation,
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Greg Cosell, that's the nephew. So Greg Cosell has worked
at NFL films since the late nineteen seventies. He's been around,
He's seen a thing or two, because he's done a
thing or two. He's usually unlike a lot of these
guys that try to curry favor with athletes.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He's not like that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I remember a couple of years back there was a quarterback,
Alligator Arms Murray in Arizona, who we had said on
this show was not very good and overrated and all that,
and a lot of the media is, oh no, this
guy's great and then Coselle. Greg Cosell was one of
the first guys to point out how flawed he is,
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how flawed a player he is. I bring that up
because now he's lampooning Dak Prescott. But Greg Cosell, says
the NFL film's guy. He pointed out that the roster
construction in Dallas is going to doom Dak Prescott and
implied that that's part of the reason he's not getting
a deal, saying that Dallas does not have a running game.
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They didn't run the ball that well last season. Now
you look at the Cowboys and there are issues there
in the run game. The offensive line does not appear
to be as good as it was last season. They've
come obvious here, and the argument is that Dak Prescott,
unlike some of the real elite quarterbacks that don't have
to have a great run game or don't have to
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have great wide receivers like for example, Patrick Mahomes, and
you can still win Who's Unicorn? Okay, Well, in Dallas
it's a little bit different, and that Dak will be
effectively paints by opposing teams because of the lack of
the running game. The Cowboys got rid of Zeke Elliott
a couple of years ago. Remember they said, we don't
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want you anymore. You're not good. Your production has decreased.
So then he went to New England and proved that
he has washed up. So now he's back in Dallas.
Makes a lot of sense. So let's talk about all this.
The question a senior NFL analyst, this guy Greg Cosel,
says Dak Prescott is essentially doomed. That's the implication that
Dak Prescott is doomed in Dallas without a run game.
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How much stalk do you put in this one? I've
got my way of thing here. I've got garlic, whistle
stop and package labels, and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make a
NERF football is what we're going to make now to
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kick off the festivities here. If you say, hey, how
much stock are you putting in this? I'm putting millions
of stock. I'm gonna be like Jeff Bezos selling the
Amazon side. I Am going to put millions of shares
of stock. And it's certainly something to chew on, but
I think it's more than that. It's more than just
something to chew on Dak Prescott. What the gentleman from
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NFL Films is saying is that Dak Prescott is a
show pony. He's a front runner, he is right, and
that type of quarterback you can't win with that type
of quarterback, you can't consistently win. And the Cowboys haven't
won big games with Dak Prescott at quarterback.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And that is the rub.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's the rub right there, that Dak Prescott as a
show pony. The old adversity will either make you or
break you. Oh we know which way. Dak Prescott is
on that. He does not handle pressure very well. Dak Prescott,
in many respects, is a vampire. He is a vampire. Right,
things are going fine for the vampire. Everything's great. Blah
blah blah blah blah. Looks indestructible during the regular season,
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and then when the playoffs come around, there's this strong
smell of garlic and it's in the air everywhere. And
that smell, as we know from reading books about vampires,
that triggers the mouth starts frothing.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He does blood, all kinds of nonsense, and it leads
in the case of Dak in a big game to
often spontaneous human combustion that when you least expected, Dak
Prescott will light himself on fire, great balls of fire
in these big games.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He did it against the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And the thing about Dak Prescott thought, we've seen this
a couple of times where he's so terrible, so bad
in the first half of the game, and then he
gets garbage time stats.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So if you just look at the box score, he said, well,
wasn't that bad? You know, also does that a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Lamar Jackson has done that several times where he is
a disaster in a game in the first half and
then the game's lopside and then do well. I think
it was against Tennessee a couple years ago for the Ravens,
if I remember correctly, he had a horrible first half
and then the final numbers were not that bad, but
he turned the ball over so much it didn't matter.
It was a stat bandito performance, which has been a
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nickname for Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But here's the.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Ninety five percent of quarterbacks in the NFL. Ninety five
percent will be perfectly fine if everything is good. You've
got a running game, you've got wide receivers, the offensive
line is pretty good. What separates the wheat from the
shaft is how you do when you don't have great
wide receivers, or you don't have the great running game
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or the offensive line is not perfect. Do you sulk
in the corner and suck your thumb in the in
the fetal position or do you actually dust yourself off
and go do something? And so, by saying Dak needs
to have the running game, the offensive line, everything's gonna
be great for Dak and perfect. The ecosystem has to
be perfect, no bad, whether, none of that stuff. You're
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pointing out that he is a house of cards, and
eventually he's come tumbling down, down, down, down down. Now Now, furthermore,
we move away from Dak. We go to Miami, Miami, Miami.
Some new comments to parse the words of, and that
would be Tyreek Hill, the wide receiver Tyreek Hill, who
recently said that his in air quotes real goal. His
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real goal is not a new Dolphins contract, but instead
he's looking at another super Bowl. He wants another super Bowl,
and he wants you to note it's not about the contract,
it's about the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What is your reaction to that? One. So I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
My reaction on this one is DC not DC Comics.
That would be damage can. That's my reaction here. He's
looking for the payday. But you're not supposed to say
you're looking for the payday. It's bad etiquette. And so
he's at this point, I guess he's trying to follow
the etiquette here. And so he's on a whistle stop tour. Yeah,
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he's on a whistle stop tour. The mark of a
true politician, you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Tell them what they want to hear, tell them what
they want to That's what football coaches do. That's what
basketball coach, baseball coach, they all do, tell them what
they want to hear.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I say, you do it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You have a public position and then you have a
private position. So publicly, Tyreek Hill wants to win another
Super Bowl in Miami. Privately he wants to get paid.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He'd like to win another Super Bowl as well, but
you gotta squeeze out more cash, show me the moday,
and Tyreek does need the money. He's a very very
fertile man, Tyreek Hill. He's been running his own fertility
clinic in South Florida. I was actually watching on I
think it was netflick. They had this guy from the
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Netherlands who's fathered like a thousand children. Remember that story.
They made a documentary about it. It's on NETFLI think
it's on Netflix now. I just saw it the other day,
so it must still be on there. And the guy
went to fertility clinics and like thousand kids. Now Tyreek
Hill does not have a thousand kids as far as
we know, but he's got enough and he's got to
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pay the child support on that, so good luck.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now, last thing, we bounce, bouncy bouncy bouncing. We bounce
into a free agency football style free agency unsigned Patrick Peterson,
he can be yours if the price is right. So
Patrick Peterson, longtime stalwart defensive back. He recently implied that
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there is this NFL conspiracy against older defensive backs. Are
you in or out on that one? Are you in
or out on that one? I am out, fau ball faball,
I'm out on this now, Peterson grumbled on a fledgling podcast.
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Because everyone loves audio content. Everyone wants to do what
we do for a living here with the podcast. So
Peterson grumbled that it's a passing league, and yet Zavin
Howard and Stefan Gilmour and himself of course are all unsigned.
So that was his way of pointing out, wait a minute,
what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This is not some deep state illuminaty of pigskin conspiracy,
not on my big board. That is not how I
see it. Instead, it is merely an exercise in futility.
The futility would be signing older defensive backs, and you
have to read the package labels. You read the package labels,
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there's a used by date, and generally speaking, once you
get to around the age.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Of thirty, it's a case by case basis.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But as a rule of thumb, it generally does not
go that well. To have a defensive back who's lined
up against players who are in their mid twenties who
are zooming past them not a good idea. But these
players have all exceeded the anticipated shelf life of a
defensive back. They're perishable goods at that point, and it's
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all about the comps. And when you look at the comps,
the comps are not good. Now Peterson is thirty three,
zab and Howard, there is that revenge porn scandal.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Thing that was following him around on the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Stefan Gilmore is thirty three also, and that's at the
point of spoilage, so that's problematic.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It is the Ben mali Show.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Now, don't get me wrong, I would like for there
to be a grand conspiracy. But if that's the case,
every older player can say there's a grand conspiracy because
generally the NFL is a young man's game, and they
don't mess around. And you say young it's like once
you get the thirty you get some kind of illness.
It's a fatal illness. It is the Ben Show.
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Speaker 1 (15:53):
How remember whether people seem annoyed that it's only a
Cat one hurricane?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like what I think they? If you know why? I know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They seemed they seem troubled by this. They want cats
at least Cat three. They want they want Cat three.
It's hard hard to sell that. But there's a store
making landfall right now in Texas, Beryl.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Is this the first hurricane? Or is this like the second?
What are we looking at here? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
It has to be the second because they go in
alphabetical order.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Ben oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:25):
There was already an A B. Is the next one?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Barrel a hurricane? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I didn't hear about that one. It must have been anonymous.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Day.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
See she's in a good mood, Eddie. She went, she
was back visiting her family in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
She did take her hat off though, Yeah, we kind
of looks looks a bit bulky.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
My head your hat.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yes, you have a very large head. Yes that is
that is what Eddie is saying.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
So I've been told.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yes, all right. Anyway, it is the ben Mallis this
head that head? Yeah, we've got.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Giant you can join a fat head club.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, you're not allowed. It's already a brand, pretty big head.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Let's see here, Robert. Yes, Eddie, there is a hurricane
in Texas. It's heading towards Houston. There you go, So
it's honesty her. It's a hurricane season. Anyway, we'll go
to the phones. We'll say hello to remind me. I
just I was going through my bag and there's a
prototype that I will debut which will be coming to
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the malard meet and greet.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's a tease. But let's say, let's it's a malard
merch proto. Yeah, it's malard merch.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I have a feeling it sucks.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Are you hoping for socks? You said it sucks. That's
also that's also like a feeling it sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've done some malard merch over the years, and people
usually end up complaining. They buy it, but then they
complain it's never cheap enough. If it's all is whatever.
Let's go to Dave, who's in upstate New York. Hello,
Dave is Dave on the Meds or off the Meds.
Let's find out right, I'm off the Meds today, Ben,
(18:13):
But I gotta say, you do impress me.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
You finally admitted one thing, that your Dodgers are the.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Choke in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
But when they're you gonna admit that the Clippers suck
and they're not the people's team.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And well you're you're they are that. They are the
They have people's team.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
They have the sixth richest person in the world who
owns the team. They have the greatest arena, the taj Mahal,
which is opening up the end to a dome.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This next yes, it is this next season. They will
be playing their games there. What's not to like?
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
No, no, you let me, let me, let me explain.
I looked up the definition of suck. It's your phone
calls that sucks her. The Clippers do not suck. Your
phone calls are garbage. You are not valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, no, you're not. No.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Everything you think in your warped mind, in your warped mind,
you think that you somehow are valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You are not valuable to this show. You have no
value to the show other.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Than just yelling that make yelling you're just yelling and
no one's hearing you. Because you're just yelling everybody. No
one's hearing you. They all hate you. Everyone can't stand you.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
Don't hate me.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, they're mocking you right now. They're mocking all of you.
They're all mocking you.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
They're calling you a They call you a Schmendrick is
what they're calling you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're a fool.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Your crew is.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
The best for you are a fraud.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
The reason listen is because your crew.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wow, okay, are you done? Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hang up on yourself, go away you Dingleberry is the
king of the dingle Berry is right there.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You want to know what a Mama Luke sounds like?
You just heard it. Right, there's Mama Luke right there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Let's say hello to Marcel in Brooklyn. It gets even better.
Hello Marcel.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Top of the morning, Ben, Eddie, welcome back, Lorena and
Coop ball to welcome back to you both. How should
I say? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And Okay? All right, we've established they were not here
and they're now back. We we moved on from that. Hey,
are you tired? Marcell?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Let me ask you a question. Are you tired of
feeling alone in your job search?
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Boa. I don't think so, can you?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Can you pretend like you're tired of feeling alone in
your job search?
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Who?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, okay, thank you. We're just no either, Marcel.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
With just one connection, Marcel, you can find endless job
opportunities and that connection is Express Employment Professionals. And there
are no fees for job seekers.
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Visit expresspros dot com to find the location near to you.
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Or double the Express pro app.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
What kind of job?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I know you're an influencer, Marcel, your multimedia star.
You're international in Australia, believe it or not.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
I'm still a podcaster.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh you're a podcast Well that's very popular. People love
podcasts these days.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yeah. Your podcast, like the Ben Malachow in the Fifth Hour,
is available all on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That is correct. Now do you listen, Marcel? Do you
listen to the podcast?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Well? I did, including yours.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh well, thank you. I appreciate that. All right, Well,
how can we help you? Marcel? You've called if you
have an agenda? What's on your agenda?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Ah? Can you believe it? In for the first time
ever representing the Chicago Cubs even Eddie likes it or not,
there aren't three amazing females who were taking place.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Where the white women at for.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
The first time ever in Cubs history. That's the fun fact.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And I'll explain, well, no, that's not that's not my
fun fat. That's your fun fat, that's not mine.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
My fun fact. There are Beth Mullens, Taylor McGregor, and
Elist Medicer the marquee sports.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Now I don't know whose people are. I don't know
they are? Who is who? Who are they?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Who?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Beth Mowens, who, Hayla McGregor who?
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Atlast, Oh, never.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Mind, Marcell You're more famous than them, though. Why why
weren't you doing a Cup game?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
Well, believe it or not, I didn't say what the
Cubs have an amazing win against the Angels five nothing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's very hard to beat the Angels. No one does that.
It's very difficult.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Correct, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So congract Are you okay? You had a breath? Why
are you at a breath? What do you need to
work out? You cardio? What do you need here? No?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
No, no, no no, I just take some exercise.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Right after your Do you exercise myself?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was but I was what kind of exercise you
do jumping jackuny.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
Yoga, go yoga, everything.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yoga you do?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The downward dog I was you were? Now you're just
a dirty dog, aren't you.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Oh no, no, I'm a clean kid, not a dirty dog.
Get over it. Hey, your fun fact is coming up.
We'll be right after my man Eddie gives all the
sports you need to know while you are slapped from
the weekend or should I say the July fourth weekend,
Our nation's birthday turns two forty eight, So Eddie, my man,
I guarantee you a start with the Major League Baseball
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and you better take it away.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific before.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We get back to Marcel.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
About a week away from the Major League Baseball All
Star Game, and we had the starters released last week.
The rest of the roster released over the weekend. We
have thirty two first time All Stars and Pirates pitcher
Paul Skens, despite not starting the year in the big leagues,
called up looking pretty good and he is a member
of the team and there's talk of him maybe starting
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the All Star Game for the National League.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, he should start the I agree All Star games.
He's the new phenom of baseball. Why didn't you promote
the new phenom of baseball? That would make sense? It
doesn't count, that's right, Yah, put him out, Start him,
start his ass, start him. That's have some fun here,
malor fun fact. Well, we're all about the fun, as
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you know, Marcel. We're about the fun, Marcel. You know that, right, Marcell.
This show is about the fun.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh absolutely, let's get some fun fat going, and I
guarantee it's all yours. Take it away.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
All right, Well, the aforementioned we'll piggyback off what Eddie said.
Paul Skeen's the Pirates named the All Star team and
did not start the year. He's the first, Marcel, I'm
talking Paul. Paul Skein's the first player to be selected
first overall in the draft and make the All Star
team the next season.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Never happened before, So this is historic.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Now, Marcel, I'm gonna have I'm gonna play a game
with you. I'm gonna this is a different bit here, Marcell.
We're gonna play a game.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's in the back.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
So there's some malor merch that will only be available
with the Malard Meet and Greet in Vegas. There is
a limited number. I have the prototype of it that
I will gift to Loraina, Coop and Eddie. They will
get the first first one in the bag. What do
you think it is, Marcel?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's in the back. What's in the what's in what's
in the bag? Marcell?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
Oh? What's in my back? No?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I don't care about what's in your back? What's in
the back?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
What is the Malor merged that will make its debut
at the one time only in Vegas August third, the
Malor Meet and.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Greek Oh laptop microphone even the back of Walter Well.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I did not expect him to guess that.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do you say a bag of water? Is that what
you said?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
No?
Speaker 9 (26:28):
No, no, no, no, just aubduls of water. It will taste healthy.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
No idea what he's talking?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, and gives us all a laptop right now, I
will jump on the table and do a dance.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Really okay, laptop and might be a male laptop.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
You never know, by the way, gentlemen, right now you
guys have laptops already. But if not, how.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Do you know we have your stocker.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
I'm not a stalker. I'm a kid.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
You're a grown ass man. How old are you, Marcel?
What are you thirty? What are you thirty two? What
are you? You're thirty? All right, but you're too old
as a defensive back in the NFL at age thirty?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What do you thinks in the bag? What do you think?
What do you think is in the bag here? What
do you think?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
How about this one?
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Ben Noodles Ben Maller flavored.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That would be a wonderful marketing opportunity. I missed out
on that, Marcel, shame on.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
And I think you guys will have that too, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Please hurry up. It's a hat, all right, Lorena. What
do you think is in the bank?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I think it's a sponge Ben, a sponge Ben Mahler sponge.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That would come out. Take it easy, clean everything with
your sponge. What's in the bag here, Coop? What do
you thinks of the bag? Mall merch? A blanket? A blanket?
All right? What's in the bag here? That is the
Mallard keychain? Look at that?
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Oh my god, this is the must must have items
of the year.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You must have idem It's a laptop.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
When you have a keychain, the key chain exactly, it
goes everywhere, right, you can go anywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You need keys, Everyone needs keys. You got the keys, right?
Is it attached to the keys of our brand new
Well but there you go, I think we do know. Yeah,
how about that, Marcella.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So how excited would you be if you had one
of these Mallard keychains right.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
In the car? You can count on me and count
damn right, damn.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Right, well said well, I gotta go, Marshal, but thank you.
It's been a real fun but I got to run. There,
he goes our friend Marcel, So how cool was this story?
By the way, these are legit key chains, which will
be a limited number will be made for the Malard
mean greet to be a couple bucks, I think for
those because cover the cost. But anyway, here is the
(29:18):
the payoff on the Rosetta stone. So la de la Cruz,
La de la Cruz. That's a baseball player, good one
for the Cincinnati Reds and he's an All Star. He
was asked who he's most looking forward to talking to
at the All Star Game, and he said that he
is learning how to speak Japanese. So he can talk
(29:39):
to show heel Tani. Nice, Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Do you know any Japanese? Uh no, do you? Well? Obviously,
I mean that's well you said, you said you didn't
know that way.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I know words, but I mean but but anyway doesn't
I'm understanding. Is so Tani speaks English, just he's not
confident in it. So he's got an interpreter. But he
does speak English, and so he plus it's a way
to have his bookie with him.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Do you remember do you remember what Eachio's favorite American
sing was?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Uh? Oh, you're talking about the Bob cost Yes, yes, yes, yes,
classic involvements.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Do you want to repeat that? Eddie?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
For those that didn't see, he said it was hotter
than two rats bleeping in a wool sock.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah. Now, yeah, that's pretty good, pretty solid. Why not
let's say it to Peter who's in Iowa. Hello, Peter,
what's going on? Peter?
Speaker 9 (30:34):
How's it going man?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Peter? Well, Peter, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Then?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Well, so last week I finally called that for a
couple of years to listen to this, so got.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
To worry about callin. But I found out that the
the radio, the callers were very high. I'm like, fuck it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Why well, your second call will be very memorable as
it lasted about twenty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You're a second call.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
See, you're so comfortable that we're just a couple of
friends that you can and that's what that's what. That's
how ment talk. We use the F word, that's how
grown ups talk. We use profanity. That's what we do.
But you're unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that. I
think you should be allowed to do it, but you're
not allowed to do it. It's a shame that you're
not allowed to have that freedom to say those.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
That's a great F word. Freedom friends, Funky.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's a good one, right, favor. There's a lot of
words out there. Yeah, Eddie does a he does a
P word, puck. You know, he has a puck. The
world is what he.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Does there, compede. Yeah, it's good. That P word is
a good word. Right huh.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I need some contestants. We're going to have the Malord
Militia feud. Come on down if you want to play
the Malad Militia feud. Operators are standing by right now
if you want eight seven seven nine on Fox eight
seven seven nine nine six, six, three, six nine.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I didn't want to mention.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know if this counts as a fun fact,
but the Red Sox beating the Yankees in the Sunday
night game, they used multiple pitchers and they combine to
throw a Maddox in that game. Now Maddox is shutting
out the opponent on less than one hundred pitches. Ninety
seven pitches by Red Sox pitchers in that game last
night at Yankee Stadium, and they combined for a Maddox.
(32:28):
And the Yankees now have lost sixteen of their last
twenty two, fifteen of the last twenty. They have failed
to win seven straight series. And they close out the
first half. There's only a week to go in the
baseball season before the All Star Break. They have to
play the Rays and the Orioles to close out the
first half. Now, Tampa sucks this year, but the Orioles
(32:51):
are pretty pretty good. So that's where we are all
straight at. We are going to have the Maler Militia
feud eight seven, seven, ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
On Fox. We'll get to that and we will do
it next.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
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Speaker 2 (33:37):
It's winning so important. Listen, winning it and everything.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
It's the only thing.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
It's time for another Mallard game show.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh you're so go.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losingcurs.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I believe the answer is to Clippers.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That is the top answer forty points. It's Malor militia.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Cute us play the feud right now. It's welcome in
to arkantestants. We have Lance, who is in Minnesota. He's
gonna play a game.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Hello Lance, Welcome, Hey Ben, what are you up to
this morning? Lance?
Speaker 9 (34:17):
Always just talk my way to work?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right? Very cool?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Tell the guy in beaver Dam who knows somebody in
Punk Satani who has a friend in Rancho Cucamoga. What
you do for a living? Apparently that was a very
difficult question. Are you there, Lance, Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
What do you do for a living? Lance?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I work at a hospital?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Okay, all right, very good, very good. You're behind the scenes,
you cried, I am behind the team. Okay, all right,
but very good.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Hold on a second, Lance, You're gonna play, and you'll
be playing also against Mark, who's in Boston. Good morning, Mark,
what's going on? What do you got going on there
in Boston?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
I'm looking right now, driving as we.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Speak on the clock right now. Yes, they're stuck in
a tunnel somewhere maybe, who knows. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All right, Mark, very good. And we have Caddy away
on one or two here?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
One or two? See here we're debating.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
We have two categories to choose from, one or two.
What will coop pey number one? All right, gentlemen. One
hundred people surveyed the way the bit works here, name
something that you might do at night. The top five
answers are on the board. One hundred people surveyed. Your
(35:40):
name is your buzzer? If you want to go first, Lance, Mark,
who wants to go first?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Mark? Mark? Hold on a second, Lance wasn't on the air.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
All right, Mark, you're gonna go first, All right, Mark,
name something you might do at night?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Top five answers are on the board. Sleep all right?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Uh Sleep, Well that's something makes But no, that's.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Not on the on the board. Lance.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Would you like to sneak in here, Lance and name
something you might do at night? Brush your teeth, another
reasonable thing like a dental hygiene.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
We're oer for two.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
All right, let's keep going. We'll go back to you
Mark again. Think about stuff that people do at night?
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Name something you might came up with this list.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I didn't come up with the list. I don't know
what do you don't think any of those things are reasonable?
I think number well, number two is definitely right there.
I think we all all right, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I don't know about number one. I think people stop
doing that number number one? All right? But Mark, go ahead, Mark?
Uh fireworks, fireworks. Hey, it's a random it's a random
Monday night. What are you gonna do. Let's light some
fireworks off?
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
No, no, that is incorrect. Jo'ell go back to you lance, Well,
this is a watch TV that's also makes a lot
of sense.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
This is like the worst category ever. I don't know.
I guess, we don't know. We're not we're not hip.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I guess we'll go back to what marks keep going
why not?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
And we'll throw it out and then we'll go to
a different way. Go ahead, mark eat dinner?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Not on there?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh my, guess this ever happened. I don't think this
has ever happened. Yes, let's go to let's go to
number two. All right, Well, that category was named something
you might do at night.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
The answers were read a book, play, play on.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The play on your phone.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Don't you guys play on your phone at night, play
a play a board game that's old, play a video
game you have, play video games?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
And WoT with?
Speaker 9 (37:42):
One hundred people surveyed this question.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
And and meditate and meditate? Who's meditating? I don't know.
I don't know. Man, that sounds like something my wife
would do.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
All right, anyway, let's move we'll throw that category out
of this has never happened before, very embarrassing, and we'll
move a name. Here we go, a hundred people survey gentlemen,
we'll go back at it. Name a weather condition that
would be a good name for a wrestler, good name
for wrestler. Lance, you go first this time. Name a
weather condition that would be a good name for a wrestler.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Tornado.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, that was the number one answer on the board.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Good job by you, and you get to go again.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Hurricane hurricane? Is that?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That is on there? All right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
This is a very easy category. We went from hard
to easy and go again.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Thunderstorm, yeah, buttoner storm.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You can't say there's two answers left on the board.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Two answers left on the board. No, maybe not. You
don't know that.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
About a title wave.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
No, all right, here's your opportunity to steal. That was
a good one there, that was a good one. There
are three answers left on the board.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Blizzard, blizzard all great dessert, but not on the board.
All right, three answers left. You get tornado, you got thunderstorm.
What else do you get? Hurricanada?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Gun?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Earth quake? Is that real? Is that a weather condition?
I don't think that's a weather condition? No? All right,
what do you got?
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Month soon?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Month soon? I like that, but no, I should be
on there but it's not on there. All right, we'll
got a little time left. Who's that mud slide?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a drink, I think though it's not. We're running
out of steam here.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
There's a there's a storm condition it most got it.
What do you got.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Lightning?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Lightning? Is that on there? Lightning? No? No lightning. We've
hit a brick wall.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
All right, Well that's it. We're I think we're out
of time here. We have the other one, all right,
got calm down. We had a tornado, you got storm,
stormy thunder thunderstorm, hurricane, and tsunami.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Tsunami was the other one. Ah, thank you gentlemen. There
you go.
Hello and welcome. It's ournber Fore on this Monday, the
eighth day of July, Original Recipe podcast. If you missed
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that to your listen list. But here an hour number four,
a senior NFL analyst says Dak Prescott is doomed in
Dallas without a run game. How much stalk do you
give that report? Also, Tyreek Hill says his real goal
(00:41):
is not a new Dolphin contract, but instead another Super Bowl.
Your reaction to that? Also, Patrick Peterson implied there is
an NFL conspiracy against defensive backs. Are you in or
out on this one? We'll go there as well. Have
a wonderful start to your week. Here it is our
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Speaker 1 (02:26):
I am contractually obligator to spend at least a couple
of minutes talking about a team that plays in Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That is where you'll find Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Although likely he is right now on a yacht, a
very expensive yacht, cruising around some wondrous ocean in an
exotic location as he's on vacation. Jerry has shown a
surprising amount of self control. He has not signing Ceedee Lamb,
Micah Parsons or dak Prescott. All of them think that
(02:57):
they're going to get paid a lot of money and
soon Ceedee Lamb expected to not show up to Cowboys'
training camp when that begins in a couple of weeks
in an active protest, Dak Prescott is expected to show up. However,
he is in the final year of his contract and
then is free to roam around the NFL.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Will he had to Sin City lost Wage's Nevada hot rumor.
But that's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Instead, it is Dak Prescott being called out by someone
of prominence for having a rather obvious blind spot. Now,
a longtime pig skin analyst and nephew of Howard Cosell
speaking of sport, the famous sportscaster from a different generation,
(03:45):
Greg Cosell, that's the nephew. So Greg Cosell has worked
at NFL films since the late nineteen seventies. He's been around,
He's seen a thing or two, because he's done a
thing or two. He's usually unlike a lot of these
guys that try to curry favor with athletes.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
He's not like that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I remember a couple of years back there was a quarterback,
Alligator Arms Murray in Arizona, who we had said on
this show was not very good and overrated and all that,
and a lot of the media is, oh no, this
guy's great and then Coselle. Greg Cosell was one of
the first guys to point out how flawed he is,
(04:25):
how flawed a player he is. I bring that up
because now he's lampooning Dak Prescott. But Greg Cosell, says
the NFL film's guy. He pointed out that the roster
construction in Dallas is going to doom Dak Prescott and
implied that that's part of the reason he's not getting
a deal, saying that Dallas does not have a running game.
(04:48):
They didn't run the ball that well last season. Now
you look at the Cowboys and there are issues there
in the run game. The offensive line does not appear
to be as good as it was last season. They've
come obvious here, and the argument is that Dak Prescott,
unlike some of the real elite quarterbacks that don't have
to have a great run game or don't have to
(05:08):
have great wide receivers like for example, Patrick Mahomes, and
you can still win Who's Unicorn? Okay, Well, in Dallas
it's a little bit different, and that Dak will be
effectively paints by opposing teams because of the lack of
the running game. The Cowboys got rid of Zeke Elliott
a couple of years ago. Remember they said, we don't
(05:30):
want you anymore. You're not good. Your production has decreased.
So then he went to New England and proved that
he has washed up. So now he's back in Dallas.
Makes a lot of sense. So let's talk about all this.
The question a senior NFL analyst, this guy Greg Cosel,
says Dak Prescott is essentially doomed. That's the implication that
Dak Prescott is doomed in Dallas without a run game.
(05:54):
How much stalk do you put in this one? I've
got my way of thing here. I've got garlic, whistle
stop and package labels, and we will combine all of
these things together and we are going to make a
NERF football is what we're going to make now to
(06:16):
kick off the festivities here. If you say, hey, how
much stock are you putting in this? I'm putting millions
of stock. I'm gonna be like Jeff Bezos selling the
Amazon side. I Am going to put millions of shares
of stock. And it's certainly something to chew on, but
I think it's more than that. It's more than just
something to chew on Dak Prescott. What the gentleman from
(06:36):
NFL Films is saying is that Dak Prescott is a
show pony. He's a front runner, he is right, and
that type of quarterback you can't win with that type
of quarterback, you can't consistently win. And the Cowboys haven't
won big games with Dak Prescott at quarterback.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And that is the rub.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's the rub right there, that Dak Prescott as a
show pony. The old adversity will either make you or
break you. Oh we know which way. Dak Prescott is
on that. He does not handle pressure very well. Dak Prescott,
in many respects, is a vampire. He is a vampire. Right,
things are going fine for the vampire. Everything's great. Blah
blah blah blah blah. Looks indestructible during the regular season,
(07:17):
and then when the playoffs come around, there's this strong
smell of garlic and it's in the air everywhere. And
that smell, as we know from reading books about vampires,
that triggers the mouth starts frothing.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
He does blood, all kinds of nonsense, and it leads
in the case of Dak in a big game to
often spontaneous human combustion that when you least expected, Dak
Prescott will light himself on fire, great balls of fire
in these big games.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
He did it against the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And the thing about Dak Prescott thought, we've seen this
a couple of times where he's so terrible, so bad
in the first half of the game, and then he
gets garbage time stats.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
So if you just look at the box score, he said, well,
wasn't that bad? You know, also does that a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Lamar Jackson has done that several times where he is
a disaster in a game in the first half and
then the game's lopside and then do well. I think
it was against Tennessee a couple years ago for the Ravens,
if I remember correctly, he had a horrible first half
and then the final numbers were not that bad, but
he turned the ball over so much it didn't matter.
It was a stat bandito performance, which has been a
(08:29):
nickname for Dak Prescott.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
But here's the.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Ninety five percent of quarterbacks in the NFL. Ninety five
percent will be perfectly fine if everything is good. You've
got a running game, you've got wide receivers, the offensive
line is pretty good. What separates the wheat from the
shaft is how you do when you don't have great
wide receivers, or you don't have the great running game
(08:53):
or the offensive line is not perfect. Do you sulk
in the corner and suck your thumb in the in
the fetal position or do you actually dust yourself off
and go do something? And so, by saying Dak needs
to have the running game, the offensive line, everything's gonna
be great for Dak and perfect. The ecosystem has to
be perfect, no bad, whether, none of that stuff. You're
(09:14):
pointing out that he is a house of cards, and
eventually he's come tumbling down, down, down, down down. Now Now, furthermore,
we move away from Dak. We go to Miami, Miami, Miami.
Some new comments to parse the words of, and that
would be Tyreek Hill, the wide receiver Tyreek Hill, who
recently said that his in air quotes real goal. His
(09:37):
real goal is not a new Dolphins contract, but instead
he's looking at another super Bowl. He wants another super Bowl,
and he wants you to note it's not about the contract,
it's about the super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
What is your reaction to that? One. So I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
My reaction on this one is DC not DC Comics.
That would be damage can. That's my reaction here. He's
looking for the payday. But you're not supposed to say
you're looking for the payday. It's bad etiquette. And so
he's at this point, I guess he's trying to follow
the etiquette here. And so he's on a whistle stop tour. Yeah,
(10:14):
he's on a whistle stop tour. The mark of a
true politician, you know what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Tell them what they want to hear, tell them what
they want to That's what football coaches do. That's what
basketball coach, baseball coach, they all do, tell them what
they want to hear.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
I say, you do it.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You have a public position and then you have a
private position. So publicly, Tyreek Hill wants to win another
Super Bowl in Miami. Privately he wants to get paid.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Now.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
He'd like to win another Super Bowl as well, but
you gotta squeeze out more cash, show me the moday,
and Tyreek does need the money. He's a very very
fertile man, Tyreek Hill. He's been running his own fertility
clinic in South Florida. I was actually watching on I
think it was netflick. They had this guy from the
(11:01):
Netherlands who's fathered like a thousand children. Remember that story.
They made a documentary about it. It's on NETFLI think
it's on Netflix now. I just saw it the other day,
so it must still be on there. And the guy
went to fertility clinics and like thousand kids. Now Tyreek
Hill does not have a thousand kids as far as
we know, but he's got enough and he's got to
(11:22):
pay the child support on that, so good luck.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Now, last thing, we bounce, bouncy bouncy bouncing. We bounce
into a free agency football style free agency unsigned Patrick Peterson,
he can be yours if the price is right. So
Patrick Peterson, longtime stalwart defensive back. He recently implied that
(11:46):
there is this NFL conspiracy against older defensive backs. Are
you in or out on that one? Are you in
or out on that one? I am out, fau ball faball,
I'm out on this now, Peterson grumbled on a fledgling podcast.
(12:08):
Because everyone loves audio content. Everyone wants to do what
we do for a living here with the podcast. So
Peterson grumbled that it's a passing league, and yet Zavin
Howard and Stefan Gilmour and himself of course are all unsigned.
So that was his way of pointing out, wait a minute,
what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This is not some deep state illuminaty of pigskin conspiracy,
not on my big board. That is not how I
see it. Instead, it is merely an exercise in futility.
The futility would be signing older defensive backs, and you
have to read the package labels. You read the package labels,
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there's a used by date, and generally speaking, once you
get to around the age.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Of thirty, it's a case by case basis.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But as a rule of thumb, it generally does not
go that well. To have a defensive back who's lined
up against players who are in their mid twenties who
are zooming past them not a good idea. But these
players have all exceeded the anticipated shelf life of a
defensive back. They're perishable goods at that point, and it's
(13:19):
all about the comps. And when you look at the comps,
the comps are not good. Now Peterson is thirty three,
zab and Howard, there is that revenge porn scandal.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Thing that was following him around on the internet.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Stefan Gilmore is thirty three also, and that's at the
point of spoilage, so that's problematic.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
It is the Ben mali Show.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Now, don't get me wrong, I would like for there
to be a grand conspiracy. But if that's the case,
every older player can say there's a grand conspiracy because
generally the NFL is a young man's game, and they
don't mess around. And you say young it's like once
you get the thirty you get some kind of illness.
It's a fatal illness. It is the Ben Show.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
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That's at Ben mahlor a Major League Baseball Stars. He
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getting a Rosetta stone? Why would he need a Rosetta stone.
We'll get to that and we will.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do it next.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
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Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 2 (14:40):
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Speaker 5 (14:44):
As everybody knows, we're the hosts of the award winning
Polly and Tony Foodsco Show.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah.
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But instead of us telling you how great we are,
here's how Dan Patrick described us when he came on
our show.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
You don't interrupting our promo. It wasn't talking about you.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
You took those clips totally of context.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Oh yeah, Well after this promo, I'm gonna take you
out and beat you.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Let me put this into context. Shut up. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
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Speaker 7 (15:19):
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Speaker 2 (15:43):
Hello, Why got alive?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Met tyrack dot Com? Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben mallor.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
How remember whether people seem annoyed that it's only a
Cat one hurricane?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like what I think they? If you know why? I know.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
They seemed they seem troubled by this. They want cats
at least Cat three. They want they want Cat three.
It's hard hard to sell that. But there's a store
making landfall right now in Texas, Beryl.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Is this the first hurricane? Or is this like the second?
What are we looking at here? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
It has to be the second because they go in
alphabetical order.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Ben oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (16:25):
There was already an A B. Is the next one?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Barrel a hurricane? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I didn't hear about that one. It must have been anonymous.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
Day.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
See she's in a good mood, Eddie. She went, she
was back visiting her family in Oregon.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Right.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
She did take her hat off though, Yeah, we kind
of looks looks a bit bulky.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
My head your hat.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yes, you have a very large head. Yes that is
that is what Eddie is saying.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
So I've been told.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yes, all right. Anyway, it is the ben Mallis this
head that head? Yeah, we've got.
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Giant you can join a fat head club.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, you're not allowed. It's already a brand, pretty big head.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Let's see here, Robert. Yes, Eddie, there is a hurricane
in Texas. It's heading towards Houston. There you go, So
it's honesty her. It's a hurricane season. Anyway, we'll go
to the phones. We'll say hello to remind me. I
just I was going through my bag and there's a
prototype that I will debut which will be coming to
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the malard meet and greet.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
That's a tease. But let's say, let's it's a malard
merch proto. Yeah, it's malard merch.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
I have a feeling it sucks.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Are you hoping for socks? You said it sucks. That's
also that's also like a feeling it sucks.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
We've done some malard merch over the years, and people
usually end up complaining. They buy it, but then they
complain it's never cheap enough. If it's all is whatever.
Let's go to Dave, who's in upstate New York. Hello,
Dave is Dave on the Meds or off the Meds.
Let's find out right, I'm off the Meds today, Ben,
(18:13):
But I gotta say, you do impress me.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
You finally admitted one thing, that your Dodgers are the.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Choke in the playoffs.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
But when they're you gonna admit that the Clippers suck
and they're not the people's team.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And well you're you're they are that. They are the
They have people's team.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
They have the sixth richest person in the world who
owns the team. They have the greatest arena, the taj Mahal,
which is opening up the end to a dome.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This next yes, it is this next season. They will
be playing their games there. What's not to like?
Speaker 9 (18:47):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
No, no, you let me, let me, let me explain.
I looked up the definition of suck. It's your phone
calls that sucks her. The Clippers do not suck. Your
phone calls are garbage. You are not valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
No, no, you're not. No.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Everything you think in your warped mind, in your warped mind,
you think that you somehow are valuable.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
You are not valuable to this show. You have no
value to the show other.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Than just yelling that make yelling you're just yelling and
no one's hearing you. Because you're just yelling everybody. No
one's hearing you. They all hate you. Everyone can't stand you.
Speaker 9 (19:37):
Don't hate me.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yes, they're mocking you right now. They're mocking all of you.
They're all mocking you.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
They're calling you a They call you a Schmendrick is
what they're calling you.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
You're a fool.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Your crew is.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
The best for you are a fraud.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
The reason listen is because your crew.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Wow, okay, are you done? Guys?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hang up on yourself, go away you Dingleberry is the
king of the dingle Berry is right there.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
You want to know what a Mama Luke sounds like?
You just heard it. Right, there's Mama Luke right there.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Let's say hello to Marcel in Brooklyn. It gets even better.
Hello Marcel.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
Top of the morning, Ben, Eddie, welcome back, Lorena and
Coop ball to welcome back to you both. How should
I say? Eddie?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
And Okay? All right, we've established they were not here
and they're now back. We we moved on from that. Hey,
are you tired? Marcell?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Let me ask you a question. Are you tired of
feeling alone in your job search?
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Boa. I don't think so, can you?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Can you pretend like you're tired of feeling alone in
your job search?
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Who?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, okay, thank you. We're just no either, Marcel.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
With just one connection, Marcel, you can find endless job
opportunities and that connection is Express Employment Professionals. And there
are no fees for job seekers.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Marcel.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Visit expresspros dot com to find the location near to you.
This expresspros dot Com now.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
Or double the Express pro app.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
What kind of job?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And I know you're an influencer, Marcel, your multimedia star.
You're international in Australia, believe it or not.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
I'm still a podcaster.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Oh you're a podcast Well that's very popular. People love
podcasts these days.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yeah. Your podcast, like the Ben Malachow in the Fifth Hour,
is available all on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That is correct. Now do you listen, Marcel? Do you
listen to the podcast?
Speaker 9 (21:54):
Well? I did, including yours.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh well, thank you. I appreciate that. All right, Well,
how can we help you? Marcel? You've called if you
have an agenda? What's on your agenda?
Speaker 9 (22:02):
Ah? Can you believe it? In for the first time
ever representing the Chicago Cubs even Eddie likes it or not,
there aren't three amazing females who were taking place.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Where the white women at for.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
The first time ever in Cubs history. That's the fun fact.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And I'll explain, well, no, that's not that's not my
fun fat. That's your fun fat, that's not mine.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
My fun fact. There are Beth Mullens, Taylor McGregor, and
Elist Medicer the marquee sports.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Now I don't know whose people are. I don't know
they are? Who is who? Who are they?
Speaker 9 (22:45):
Who?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Beth Mowens, who, Hayla McGregor who?
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Atlast, Oh, never.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Mind, Marcell You're more famous than them, though. Why why
weren't you doing a Cup game?
Speaker 9 (22:58):
Well, believe it or not, I didn't say what the
Cubs have an amazing win against the Angels five nothing yesterday.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
It's very hard to beat the Angels. No one does that.
It's very difficult.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Correct, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
So congract Are you okay? You had a breath? Why
are you at a breath? What do you need to
work out? You cardio? What do you need here? No?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
No, no, no no, I just take some exercise.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Right after your Do you exercise myself?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I was but I was what kind of exercise you
do jumping jackuny.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
Yoga, go yoga, everything.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yoga you do?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The downward dog I was you were? Now you're just
a dirty dog, aren't you.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
Oh no, no, I'm a clean kid, not a dirty dog.
Get over it. Hey, your fun fact is coming up.
We'll be right after my man Eddie gives all the
sports you need to know while you are slapped from
the weekend or should I say the July fourth weekend,
Our nation's birthday turns two forty eight, So Eddie, my man,
I guarantee you a start with the Major League Baseball
(24:01):
and you better take it away.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific before.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
We get back to Marcel.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
About a week away from the Major League Baseball All
Star Game, and we had the starters released last week.
The rest of the roster released over the weekend. We
have thirty two first time All Stars and Pirates pitcher
Paul Skens, despite not starting the year in the big leagues,
called up looking pretty good and he is a member
of the team and there's talk of him maybe starting
(24:31):
the All Star Game for the National League.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, he should start the I agree All Star games.
He's the new phenom of baseball. Why didn't you promote
the new phenom of baseball? That would make sense? It
doesn't count, that's right, Yah, put him out, Start him,
start his ass, start him. That's have some fun here,
malor fun fact. Well, we're all about the fun, as
(24:56):
you know, Marcel. We're about the fun, Marcel. You know that, right, Marcell.
This show is about the fun.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
Oh absolutely, let's get some fun fat going, and I
guarantee it's all yours. Take it away.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
All right, Well, the aforementioned we'll piggyback off what Eddie said.
Paul Skeen's the Pirates named the All Star team and
did not start the year. He's the first, Marcel, I'm
talking Paul. Paul Skein's the first player to be selected
first overall in the draft and make the All Star
team the next season.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Never happened before, So this is historic.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Now, Marcel, I'm gonna have I'm gonna play a game
with you. I'm gonna this is a different bit here, Marcell.
We're gonna play a game.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's in the back.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
So there's some malor merch that will only be available
with the Malard Meet and Greet in Vegas. There is
a limited number. I have the prototype of it that
I will gift to Loraina, Coop and Eddie. They will
get the first first one in the bag. What do
you think it is, Marcel?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
It's in the back. What's in the what's in what's
in the bag? Marcell?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
Oh? What's in my back? No?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
I don't care about what's in your back? What's in
the back?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
What is the Malor merged that will make its debut
at the one time only in Vegas August third, the
Malor Meet and.
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Greek Oh laptop microphone even the back of Walter Well.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
I did not expect him to guess that.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do you say a bag of water? Is that what
you said?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
No?
Speaker 9 (26:28):
No, no, no, no, just aubduls of water. It will taste healthy.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
No idea what he's talking?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Okay, and gives us all a laptop right now, I
will jump on the table and do a dance.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Really okay, laptop and might be a male laptop.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
You never know, by the way, gentlemen, right now you
guys have laptops already. But if not, how.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Do you know we have your stocker.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
I'm not a stalker. I'm a kid.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
You're a grown ass man. How old are you, Marcel?
What are you thirty? What are you thirty two? What
are you? You're thirty? All right, but you're too old
as a defensive back in the NFL at age thirty?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
What do you thinks in the bag? What do you think?
What do you think is in the bag here? What
do you think?
Speaker 9 (27:23):
How about this one?
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Ben Noodles Ben Maller flavored.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That would be a wonderful marketing opportunity. I missed out
on that, Marcel, shame on.
Speaker 9 (27:37):
And I think you guys will have that too, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Please hurry up. It's a hat, all right, Lorena. What
do you think is in the bank?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I think it's a sponge Ben, a sponge Ben Mahler sponge.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
That would come out. Take it easy, clean everything with
your sponge. What's in the bag here, Coop? What do
you thinks of the bag? Mall merch? A blanket? A blanket?
All right? What's in the bag here? That is the
Mallard keychain? Look at that?
Speaker 10 (28:06):
Oh my god, this is the must must have items
of the year.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
You must have idem It's a laptop.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
When you have a keychain, the key chain exactly, it
goes everywhere, right, you can go anywhere you go.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You need keys, Everyone needs keys. You got the keys, right?
Is it attached to the keys of our brand new
Well but there you go, I think we do know. Yeah,
how about that, Marcella.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So how excited would you be if you had one
of these Mallard keychains right.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
In the car? You can count on me and count
damn right, damn.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Right, well said well, I gotta go, Marshal, but thank you.
It's been a real fun but I got to run. There,
he goes our friend Marcel, So how cool was this story?
By the way, these are legit key chains, which will
be a limited number will be made for the Malard
mean greet to be a couple bucks, I think for
those because cover the cost. But anyway, here is the
(29:18):
the payoff on the Rosetta stone. So la de la Cruz,
La de la Cruz. That's a baseball player, good one
for the Cincinnati Reds and he's an All Star. He
was asked who he's most looking forward to talking to
at the All Star Game, and he said that he
is learning how to speak Japanese. So he can talk
(29:39):
to show heel Tani. Nice, Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Do you know any Japanese? Uh no, do you? Well? Obviously,
I mean that's well you said, you said you didn't
know that way.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I know words, but I mean but but anyway doesn't
I'm understanding. Is so Tani speaks English, just he's not
confident in it. So he's got an interpreter. But he
does speak English, and so he plus it's a way
to have his bookie with him.
Speaker 7 (30:07):
Do you remember do you remember what Eachio's favorite American
sing was?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Uh? Oh, you're talking about the Bob cost Yes, yes, yes, yes,
classic involvements.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Do you want to repeat that? Eddie?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
For those that didn't see, he said it was hotter
than two rats bleeping in a wool sock.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah. Now, yeah, that's pretty good, pretty solid. Why not
let's say it to Peter who's in Iowa. Hello, Peter,
what's going on? Peter?
Speaker 9 (30:34):
How's it going man?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Peter? Well, Peter, what's going on?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Then?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Well, so last week I finally called that for a
couple of years to listen to this, so got.
Speaker 9 (30:45):
To worry about callin. But I found out that the
the radio, the callers were very high. I'm like, fuck it.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Why well, your second call will be very memorable as
it lasted about twenty five seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You're a second call.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
See, you're so comfortable that we're just a couple of
friends that you can and that's what that's what. That's
how ment talk. We use the F word, that's how
grown ups talk. We use profanity. That's what we do.
But you're unfortunately, you're not allowed to do that. I
think you should be allowed to do it, but you're
not allowed to do it. It's a shame that you're
not allowed to have that freedom to say those.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
That's a great F word. Freedom friends, Funky.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
That's a good one, right, favor. There's a lot of
words out there. Yeah, Eddie does a he does a
P word, puck. You know, he has a puck. The
world is what he.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Does there, compede. Yeah, it's good. That P word is
a good word. Right huh.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I need some contestants. We're going to have the Malord
Militia feud. Come on down if you want to play
the Malad Militia feud. Operators are standing by right now
if you want eight seven seven nine on Fox eight
seven seven nine nine six, six, three, six nine.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I didn't want to mention.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know if this counts as a fun fact,
but the Red Sox beating the Yankees in the Sunday
night game, they used multiple pitchers and they combine to
throw a Maddox in that game. Now Maddox is shutting
out the opponent on less than one hundred pitches. Ninety
seven pitches by Red Sox pitchers in that game last
night at Yankee Stadium, and they combined for a Maddox.
(32:28):
And the Yankees now have lost sixteen of their last
twenty two, fifteen of the last twenty. They have failed
to win seven straight series. And they close out the
first half. There's only a week to go in the
baseball season before the All Star Break. They have to
play the Rays and the Orioles to close out the
first half. Now, Tampa sucks this year, but the Orioles
(32:51):
are pretty pretty good. So that's where we are all
straight at. We are going to have the Maler Militia
feud eight seven, seven, ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
On Fox. We'll get to that and we will do
it next.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
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Speaker 2 (33:37):
It's winning so important. Listen, winning it and everything.
Speaker 8 (33:42):
It's the only thing.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
It's time for another Mallard game show.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Oh you're so go.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
We surveyed one hundred people name sports teams associated with losingcurs.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
I believe the answer is to Clippers.
Speaker 4 (33:58):
That is the top answer forty points. It's Malor militia.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Cute us play the feud right now. It's welcome in
to arkantestants. We have Lance, who is in Minnesota. He's
gonna play a game.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Hello Lance, Welcome, Hey Ben, what are you up to
this morning? Lance?
Speaker 9 (34:17):
Always just talk my way to work?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right? Very cool?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Tell the guy in beaver Dam who knows somebody in
Punk Satani who has a friend in Rancho Cucamoga. What
you do for a living? Apparently that was a very
difficult question. Are you there, Lance, Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
What do you do for a living? Lance?
Speaker 9 (34:40):
I work at a hospital?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Okay, all right, very good, very good. You're behind the scenes,
you cried, I am behind the team. Okay, all right,
but very good.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Hold on a second, Lance, You're gonna play, and you'll
be playing also against Mark, who's in Boston. Good morning, Mark,
what's going on? What do you got going on there
in Boston?
Speaker 9 (35:04):
I'm looking right now, driving as we.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Speak on the clock right now. Yes, they're stuck in
a tunnel somewhere maybe, who knows. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
All right, Mark, very good. And we have Caddy away
on one or two here?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
One or two? See here we're debating.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
We have two categories to choose from, one or two.
What will coop pey number one? All right, gentlemen. One
hundred people surveyed the way the bit works here, name
something that you might do at night. The top five
answers are on the board. One hundred people surveyed. Your
(35:40):
name is your buzzer? If you want to go first, Lance, Mark,
who wants to go first?
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Mark? Mark? Hold on a second, Lance wasn't on the air.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
All right, Mark, you're gonna go first, All right, Mark,
name something you might do at night?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Top five answers are on the board. Sleep all right?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Uh Sleep, Well that's something makes But no, that's.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Not on the on the board. Lance.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Would you like to sneak in here, Lance and name
something you might do at night? Brush your teeth, another
reasonable thing like a dental hygiene.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
We're oer for two.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
All right, let's keep going. We'll go back to you
Mark again. Think about stuff that people do at night?
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Name something you might came up with this list.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I didn't come up with the list. I don't know
what do you don't think any of those things are reasonable?
I think number well, number two is definitely right there.
I think we all all right, I'll do that.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I don't know about number one. I think people stop
doing that number number one? All right? But Mark, go ahead, Mark?
Uh fireworks, fireworks. Hey, it's a random it's a random
Monday night. What are you gonna do. Let's light some
fireworks off?
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
No, no, that is incorrect. Jo'ell go back to you lance, Well,
this is a watch TV that's also makes a lot
of sense.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
This is like the worst category ever. I don't know.
I guess, we don't know. We're not we're not hip.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
I guess we'll go back to what marks keep going
why not?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
And we'll throw it out and then we'll go to
a different way. Go ahead, mark eat dinner?
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Not on there?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh my, guess this ever happened. I don't think this
has ever happened. Yes, let's go to let's go to
number two. All right, Well, that category was named something
you might do at night.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
The answers were read a book, play, play on.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
The play on your phone.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Don't you guys play on your phone at night, play
a play a board game that's old, play a video
game you have, play video games?
Speaker 2 (37:41):
And WoT with?
Speaker 9 (37:42):
One hundred people surveyed this question.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
And and meditate and meditate? Who's meditating? I don't know.
I don't know. Man, that sounds like something my wife
would do.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
All right, anyway, let's move we'll throw that category out
of this has never happened before, very embarrassing, and we'll
move a name. Here we go, a hundred people survey gentlemen,
we'll go back at it. Name a weather condition that
would be a good name for a wrestler, good name
for wrestler. Lance, you go first this time. Name a
weather condition that would be a good name for a wrestler.
Speaker 9 (38:14):
Tornado.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah, that was the number one answer on the board.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Good job by you, and you get to go again.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Hurricane hurricane? Is that?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
That is on there? All right.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
This is a very easy category. We went from hard
to easy and go again.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
Thunderstorm, yeah, buttoner storm.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You can't say there's two answers left on the board.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Two answers left on the board. No, maybe not. You
don't know that.
Speaker 9 (38:50):
About a title wave.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
No, all right, here's your opportunity to steal. That was
a good one there, that was a good one. There
are three answers left on the board.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Blizzard, blizzard all great dessert, but not on the board.
All right, three answers left. You get tornado, you got thunderstorm.
What else do you get? Hurricanada?
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Gun?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (39:15):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Earth quake? Is that real? Is that a weather condition?
I don't think that's a weather condition? No? All right,
what do you got?
Speaker 9 (39:26):
Month soon?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Month soon? I like that, but no, I should be
on there but it's not on there. All right, we'll
got a little time left. Who's that mud slide?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's a drink, I think though it's not. We're running
out of steam here.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
There's a there's a storm condition it most got it.
What do you got.
Speaker 9 (39:50):
Lightning?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
Lightning? Is that on there? Lightning? No? No lightning. We've
hit a brick wall.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
All right, Well that's it. We're I think we're out
of time here. We have the other one, all right,
got calm down. We had a tornado, you got storm,
stormy thunder thunderstorm, hurricane, and tsunami.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Tsunami was the other one. Ah, thank you gentlemen. There
you go.
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