July 22, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller wonders if Steve Kerr is to blame for Team USA's subpar play as they barely beat South Sudan over the weekend, Steve Ballmer showing off the new Clippers arena, Insta-Advice Line for Tiger Woods, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb berth three, our three,
piping hot out of the oven on this Monday back
to work day in the summer. And Steve Kerr, you
know who he is, right, coach with the Warriors. Well,
Steve Kerr says that Team USA's narrow escape over the
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weekend against South Sudan is on him. Is that how
you see it? Also, Joel Embiid of the Sixers, who's
playing for the US, he took some blame for the
seventy six ers struggles. How much of that is actually
on him? And the Clippers owner Steve Balmer, the richest
owner of North American sports thanks to Microsoft Microsoft. He said,
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you never really own a pro sports team. You just
take care of it. Your thoughts on that will go
all of those directions and more. Right now here it
is our number three. It is a bit of patriotic panic,
is it pre mature? The welome In the beginning of
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pro bouncy Ball, but it's really from the Olympics. Although
the Olympics haven't started in Perie coming up here soon,
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so they haven't actually started the Olympics. But there is
Olympic related news. The latest incarnation of what some have
the goal the Hutzba to call the Dream Team was
in a dicey situation over the weekend. Now I'm not
gonna sit here and tell you that I watched this.
I did not, but I watched the reaction and the
reaction was over the top. And chances are you did
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not watch this either, but you probably heard about it,
and I'll give you the condensed recap. So Team USA
filled with big names like Lebron James and Steph Curry
and all these guys. Team USA narrowly won a pre
Olympic exhibition game against South Sudan over the weekend. They
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won by one point. They won by what a team
filled with NBA players and they won by one point. Now,
the South team gained their independence thirteen years ago, so
thirteen years ago, and they put together and out of bodies.
This is the kind of game. If they had won
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the game, they would have made some kind of Disney
movie about it, that this team of misfits ended up
beating a team of NBA Hall of famers and legends
and all that. Well, get to the point, please, So
I'll give you the key part is the red meat
in the lions den. So US coach Steve Kerr. He
took the blame. Blame me. I'm the guy, blame me.
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So he took the blame. Steve Kerr says Team USA's
victory by one point is on him, is what he said.
He said, I didn't do a great job preparing our team.
We did not focus enough and of what they're capable of.
And that's on me. Is that how you see it?
That quote from Steve Kerr. So I've got Typhoon Lagoon,
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Kangaroo Court, a and temp agency, and we will combine
all of these things together and we are going to
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early if you'd like to participate in that. Now, the
first thought though, as far as Steve Kerr's quote, this
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is a boiler plate response by a coach. It's a
nice gesture. It's also an empty gesture. It is Steve Kerr.
If you look at the dynamic there, Steve Kerr is
along for the right. He's getting a nice vacation in France,
and it's a working vacation. But he's along for the ride.
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He's not the steam engine, he's not the locomotive. Steve
Kerr in this dynamic is the caboose. He's bringing up
the rear. And that rinky dink performance is on the players.
If you want to crown them, you can crown the ass,
but that's on the play. Right, they were over forty
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point Usamusa was over forty point favored, and yet they
visited the typhoon lagoon. They floated on the lazy river
of mediocrity. And there's no other way to say it.
It doesn't matter coaching, it's not x's and o's its effort,
it's purely running from the grind, if you will. And
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the fact that this game came down to the final
seconds and needed heroics for the Team USA squad to win,
there's no other way to say. It's utter madness, sheer
and utter madness that it came down to that, it's ridiculous.
Rather than roll up your sleeps, get the word and
blow everyone out by gazillion points like the original Dream
Team did back in the day, Lebron's team and Lebron
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didn't have bad stats, but the team in general went
on a siesta. The little snooze all right now. Secondly,
speaking of Team USA, Joel Embiide, who plays in Philadelphia
but he's also part of the USA squad, he took
some blame, did a wide ranging interview, and he took
some blame for the seventy six ers being unable to
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get even to the Final four like the Clippers got
to a couple of years ago. So how much of
the actual blame is on Joel andb I know he
took the blame, but how much of the blame is
actually on him? So embiide is being the D word diplomatic.
I see, that's the way I say, he's being a diplomat.
He's been hurt often, which is a problem. It is
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an issue, although in recent years it hasn't been as
big an issue. He won an MVP a couple of
years back, so's he's had success and he's been healthy,
and yet they still haven't don anything. The bigger problem
and this is my diagnosis here. I went to the
lab and I made my diagnosis is that the Sixers
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their problem was the Kangaroo Court. They lost in Kangaroo Court.
The Sixers tanked for years. They went to the very
bottom of the sewer and then dug a hole and
went even deeper, all of it to work around the
lottery and to win first picks. Overall they got Ben
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Simmons and Markel Fults back to back years the Sixers did.
And you could say the Ozzie muffedd Ben Simmons, even
Ozzie was and our guys listening to Australia, they all,
this guy's embarrassing. He's embarrassing to the people of Australia.
He went out there was the number one overall pick
in twenty sixteen, right top of the draft, and he
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was all right for a couple of years, never great,
couldn't shoot from the outside, and then all of a
sudden he vanished completely, went away like a deformity in
his game. He's still getting paid nine on the sixers anymore.
And Markel Fults was the number one overall pick from
the twenty seventeen draft and he's been nothing special. Last
I checked, he was in Orlando, although I heard he's
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not long for there. So Joel NB who does have
soft spots in his game, but yet side by side,
if you're being fair, he's the magnum opus compared to
these other guys. And now Philly is turning to another
flawed player in Paul George by George, who has his
own glitch in key moments. They never seem to learn.
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They never seem to learn all right. Final thought, speaking
of PG thirteen's old squad, they showed off over the weekend.
We were away the new Palace in Inglewood, the Clippers
opening up the into It Dome and they had all
the bells and whistles out They've got like the coolest
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T shirt cannon in all of North American sport, the
industrial complex of sports. They've got the most urinals. If
you want to urinate, that's the place to go. It's
just amazing. It's like heaven for people to like to
have urination. Just a great arena. So they showed off
their palace and Steve Balmer, he gave an interesting quote
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which was sent to me by some Clipper hanks, two
of them. So I wanted to spend a couple of
minutes on this. So Steve Balmer, the richest man in
North America that owns the sports team. Balmber pointed out
that he doesn't really own the Clippers, not because the
NBA dopely calls them governors and their owners. But Balmber
says he didn't own the Clippers. He said somebody once
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told him that you never really own a basketball team.
You just take care of it for the fans until
the next person comes along and takes care of it
for them. Essentially, you're just the gatekeeper. You're the person,
the custodian, if you will, says this, Hopefully we have
an asset that the community can value for decades to come.
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Close quote. So Steve Balmer, the owner of the Clippers
people's team, says, you never really own a pro sports franchise,
you just take care of it. Your thoughts on that,
so it is a noble thought, I'll start with, that
is a noble thought to say that it's technically not wrong.
Why you're not going to own the team forever. You
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don't live forever. But really, what the bigger thought is this.
You look at a team like the job like this,
You'll do a radio show, somebody at some point will
replace me, and there'll be a radio show and they'll
do it. It'll be their show, and then somebody after them,
and it's a life is a temp agency. That's really
the point, right, whether you own a sports team or
anything in life, everything is temporary, everything, right, The only
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thing permitting is that everything is temporary. That's it. And
regardless now some perspective, owning a professional sports team, the
closest comparison the comp if you if you look at
like real estate for a comp the comp would be
like buying a rare painting, right, getting your hands on
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a on a painting that has tremendous value, and you
know it's like wow, it's a status symbol. It's a picasso, right,
It's it's a status symbol. It's a toy for the
the oligarch, the robber baron, and you can't take it
within And while having the team is cool, making money
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hand over fist is also pretty cool. But it's not
like you're trying to keep prices down. To me, if
you were to own a team and you wanted to
make sure the community could enjoy it, you'd make sure
to keep the prices down. You wouldn't gouge people at
the stack bar, you wouldn't overcharge for the tickets. But
it's not like anybody in professional sports is operating like Costco.
We talked about this earlier. They have the dollar fifty
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hot dog and drink and it's been a dollar fifty
since they started it, and it's continued to be. It's
a lost leader for them, but they get people in
and people buy it, and then they buy other stuff
that costs a lot of money and they make more money.
And the same with those rotisserie chickens at Costco. But
people in sports don't operate that way. They're like, well,
we're gonna keep the prices down. We want to make
sure the community can enjoy this. That's not how they
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do things. No, they go into your wallet and every
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this thing together. We're gonna show up there. They This
is the first one we've done where you can gamble
and and just have a fine time. You can gam
now that the Minnesota meet and greet we did a
couple of years ago at the Mermaid. They did have
a bowling alley which was kind of cool and they
had a bar, which was great and stuff like that.
But this is like you can gamble, lose your money
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like a million bucks? That would Can somebody please win
like a million dollars at one of the machines they
have at the steakout? That'd be really great publicity for
the show. That would be amazing publicity. Coop, can you
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Speaker 2 (13:07):
I feel like the probably they probably don't have a
jackpot that big.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No, are aren't all the machines like I thought they
were all tied at those little bars and whatnot. I thought,
I don't know, Maybe I'm wrong on I don't know,
because if you have like a small restaurant, how can
you really have any large jackpot. You would never have
a large jackpot, right it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Would I imagine it would be like progressive, right, you
started a certain amount and well.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I know that, but is regulated by the Nevada Gaming Commission, right,
so don't Maybe maybe you're right. I don't know. Now
now I'm not kind of interested in this. I'm going
to do some research. Well because I remember at the airport.
Mark Davis won a bunch of money at the airport
one time. People have won big jackpots at the airport
in Vegas on their way out of town. So we'll see.
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But we'll be there in Vegas, August third. Would love
to meet you. We do these things every so often,
but this is the first one where everyone's going to
be there. Eddie's going to be there, Coop will show up,
he'll be on hand. He'll spend a little time, then
run back to the casino. And then lorraina her first
public appearance. Are you nervous, Lorraine?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh so nervous? Ben, I'm horrible with people, so am I?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hey? But I heard Yeah. I'll drink a lot. I'll
be fine unless I don't. I don't, I don't drink anyway.
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Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And here's
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wild blank for Taylor Swift, the celebrity power couple. Travis
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kelce tight end of Your Kansas City Chiefs recently went
on a wild blank for Taylor Swift. That is the
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We are gonna have the instant Advice line coming up
Laters hour. So if you want to recommend somebody that
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at Ben Mallard Time. Now for the Mallor Riddle of
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the day. And here's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey recently went on a wild
blank for his lady friend Taylor Swift. That is the
Malor riddle of the day. That is the question. What
is the answer? Art Puffin says he went hunting for
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the elusive Lizasaurus Rex upon Taylor's request, who else we have?
Page down? Mallard prop guy, He's not a P one,
he's a P two, So I don't know what his
P one is, he says, promoted by Alf. Travis and
Taylor went on supermarket sweep in hopes of winning some money,
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money for a third wheel, hunting moon for Brian and
Ferd Dog be a lot of fun. Who else we have? Donkey,
Sausage and Parts Unknown says they went chasing the dream.
That that's the answer. I forty in says they went
wild the Tracy Lord's movie marathon. Now that's what you
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do I forty and not what they do. Ferg Dog
in the OC says a wild goose chase, which is
also my phrase of the Week nominee. All right, well
you have to send that in off to work on that.
I'm not worried about next week's podcast. I'm worried about
today's show. You do the show today. You have to
do the show today. Alf the Alien Opiner says that
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he went on a wild coffee run for Taylor after
she spent the weekend listening to conspiracy podcasts. That's about right.
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? Justin
in Cincinnati is sending out bad juju on the Malard
Meet and greet there in Vegas. Thank you for that, Justin,
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much appreciated. The King, Roy says, search for the Fountain
of Youth is the answer. Jt the Wingman says, Travis
Kelsey went on a wild trip to the test track
at tire raq dot com and Indiana. I've heard crazy
things about that. We met with the tire rack people
a while back, and there's a guy that works there.
I forget the guy's name. He said that they know
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the brand of tires based on the smell. Like how
masculine is that you can go into a store and
just on this, like sniffing the tire, you know, like
that's Yokohama.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Now that is a skill. Right, Oh my gosh, where
America's got talent.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
That's a skill. That's a tremendous talent. They know based
on the wold. Yeah, all right, Uh, I can't close
the deal, Meal says Travis. And Taylor went on a
wild vacation to Hawaii beer binge with brother Jason from
mad Jack. Douglas says, wild goose Chase as well. Who else?
We have Paige down page? All right, Eddie, do you
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have an answer ready?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Do you? Yeah? They went on a wild water adventure.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Wild Is it a wild water? Is it a water slide?
Now it turns out Travis Kelsey reportedly went on a
wild shopping spree at Taylor Swift in Italy. They were
in Italy. How do I know this? The Sun The
tabloid reported that Kelsey spent nearly seventy five thousand dollars
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on fourteen high end on seventy five grad on fourteen items.
The items included, Yeah, isn't she the one that wears
the pants in the relationship. I mean, she's the one
that's got all the money. Kelsey's got foot I don't
understand what are you going to take her to buy exactly?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Doesn't she she wants?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
And Plus, isn't it like those like the princes or
whatever from the Middle East, where like they bring the
high end stores come to them, right, they don't have
to go like late, right, they don't anyway, it says
the tabloid said he bought dresses, shoes, and other accessories
for Taylor Swift, including a three thousand dollars bag, a
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nine thousand dollars sleepless dress, nine grand for a dress,
a four thousand, four hundred dollars mini dress.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Wow, you know I bought a shirt this weekend that
costed me one hundred and eighty before taxes, and I
thought that was ridiculous, right, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No, I can't. I don't. I don't want any part
of that. I spent a lot on I go. I'm
very I'm a tight one. You know that. I hate
spend a lot of money. When I go out and
my cousin's in here. You can think when we go
out to eat, like and there's the bill, I don't
even look at the bill because I know how much
the food costs. I don't want to eat.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I never look at it, right, I just hand the car.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, I just here we go. That's it. I don't
want to know. I don't know how much money wasting.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I feel like that's a that's amateur tight wandism, though,
because shot fire. Well, listen, a lot of the times
they charge you incorrectly, you got to you gotta check that.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I make sure I let my wife do it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't want to play oh okay, well as long
as somebody's doing it, because I plenty of times I've
looked down and meet charges for stuff I didn't order.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I've self taught myself. I've taught myself how to cook,
so I can, like, I feel like I can make
pretty much anything of ripoff knockoff versions much cheaper and better, so.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
There's no need for well, you know what, you can't
get a home, Ben, what's that Hooters? I went to
Hooters tonight, Ben, he did, and I did not look
at my check, okay, because I was afraid to see
what it was going to be.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
It wasn't.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
I think it was a little overpriced, Okay. I got
a beer, okay, six wings and some curly fries.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
No, let's take it. Let's take a guess. I've not
been to Hooter. I used to go to the one
that there was one in Santa Monica. I used to
go to this close now it's not there anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I did the original breaded crispy ones.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Six you said, six piece fries, curly.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And a beer. I'm gonna go a man size one,
by the way, not a Hooter girl.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So I'm gonna go thirty five dollars eddie.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Okay, let's see, I'll say twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
All right, Coop, you're not you're doing the mask for
a side.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Just pick a number, hurry twenty nine, all right, and
reveal answer.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Coop is the winner. It was thirty two.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I was close, you were you at split between me
and he.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Was down below, and then Coop was yeah, yeah, but
I just it scared me. I was like, why it
seems like a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I know. I can't believe how expissive fast food is.
That blows me. I used to go that, that's what.
If I lived my lifestyle the way I am back
in my old days, my big eating disk, I wouldn't have.
I'm able to afford it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I'm broke, Ben No, but i I'll let you was eat.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You used to go to fast food, It didn't matter.
You can eat whatever you wanted, as much as you wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's like you kneel at Chick fil a is like
twenty bucks now.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So same? Hell's going on with that?
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Speaker 8 (24:07):
Xander Shifley won the one hundred and fifty second Open
Championship by two strokes. He's now won two majors both
this year, and it becomes just the sixth player to
win both.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He remember the Championship Championshire last week. Colin Montgomery like
Tiger should retire. People got very upset with Colin Montomery. Yeah,
it's right. I mean in terms of like, I don't
know tigering play as long as he wants. He's a lot,
but he's commentary criticizing Tiger. And then Tiger went out
and wrote the vomit comment in the Open. So I
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called the British Open. You just called the Open.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Why I'm under orders to call it that, but or
else I would call it the British Open.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Hog and the corporate machine. I mean, that's why I've
been here for twenty something years. I guess I follow orders, but.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't follow orders.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I've been here longer than well any day.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Now you're gone, that's true. Sure, I can't wait. Are
you done?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I mean, if you want me to be done, I
can no.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I mean you have more, dad, you want to want
to note? NFL a note of game.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Of note, not a game not note.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Of note, note of note. Yes, what's your note of note? Well?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
NFL quarterback news always big news, even if it isn't.
Lamar Jackson not at training camp for the Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Why he had a tummy A is sick.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I said it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Was the large tech the fact that he fused away
was seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars by just not
showing up to practice in the off season. I would
I would need a therapist if I left that kind
of money on the table when all you have.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
To do is I'm not a big of time one
as you are, but this.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Is just seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Insanity.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, that's a lottery. That's more than the lottery in
most states in the country anyway, complete dummy, Hey finatic
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Let's get to the fun fact. Get that button. They're
fun fun facts comes from the fun fact. Whisperer alf
I gotta from a bone or else you won't keep
sending these in. The longest driveable road in the world
goes from the very top of Alaska all the way
down to the tip of Brazil. It is the Pan
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American Highway. Yes, you can drive from the top of
Alaska to the very end of Brazil. How crazy is that?
That is so fun? That's awesome, right.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
How do you know it's fun? Larina? Have you done it?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You probably get shanked in some of those countries, but
even this country. But I depend but teen countries forty
eight thousand kilometers. It takes you there and over twenty
nine thousand miles. It says, Wow, we should do it.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think we should.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Let's do it.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
You know what I always wanted to do, Ben, I
wanted to get a big travel bus, and I want
to turn you versus Spice World.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
They have a really nice travel bus.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Anyways, we could turn part of the travel bus into
a podcast studio, and we could stop along the way
and interview random people, including our callers.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And listeners.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, I would love to do. I've never driven across
the country. I've wanted to, I've never had enough time
to do it, and just because I always have to
do the show.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
And stuff like we take the show with us be perfect.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I know somebody who kind of did that. Not not
traveled around the world, but our old colleague Steve Zabin,
bought a van.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
We put a little like mobile studio in it. Yeah,
and would drive around and do interviews with his with
his friends.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I've done the Zabcast a few times, you bastard.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I have.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
He's had me on. I know why. I must have
sucked the last time I was on. He hasn't invited
me back, but I was on there.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
A few times.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, Radio Legend in Milwaukee. Let's your suck. Let's go
to the phones. Kathy and Madison. I think she's going
to sign up. Are your first act for the Malapalooza.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Hello, Kathy sent in a video. It's Little Queenie Chuck
Berry cover. I dedicated it to Lorena.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh now, Lorena, you don't know this, but Kathy is
world famous on the show for the hey Mona drop.
There's a hay mona let me see acond and if
you can find it. Kathy gave us that in a
previous Mallard paloozas several years ago. What a gift, viral star, Kathy.
You know how, I don't realize. I don't think you
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realize that. All over the world the fans of this
show love that drop. They love this. What a gift.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Fantastic?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Do we not have talent edy? Play that again? Play
it again?
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
I also submitted a video for your August third meet
and Greek.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, well, I'll have to check all that out. Well,
thank you, Kathy, you are signed up. We will make
sure that's a Now, there's two ways you can do this.
You can do this live. You're choosing to send a
video in, right, Kathy, because of where you live. You
can't really be up, you know, screaming and all.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
That, right, yeah, in the middle of the night.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, I hear you. I hear all r right, Well,
thank you, Kathy, I'll let you go. Alright, there's our friend, Kathy,
the haymowner woman. She's in We got one act. I
hear that. Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area. Hello, Mike,
the leprekun. Are you part of geting to be part
of the talent show? Mike?
Speaker 11 (29:44):
I sure I can.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Well, well you said you were, you sent me a message,
You're you're.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
On hold on, so let me do one for the lad. Okay, Well, no, the.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Talent shows next week, and why are you wasting it now?
The talent show is next week.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
I won't be there, I mean, is he nice?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're not going to be.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
I'm giving you a sound the side right now and
where it's the number two jingle that doesn't show up.
But anyway, I digress. This is pretend somebody is in
the shower. It's a horror movie. You're all you kind
of have Oh you can't find the child. There might
have been a spider. It's getting a little spooky. You
haven't loved anyway, all nice and nice and cozy warm
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up and then that awkward silence before something that happens. Pause.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't know what's going on, and I think he's
building the intensity.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
He just did the bit. That was the bit. He
just did the.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
Okay contest contact three in your head.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's a sick wait and Spanish.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
This is a screaming Irish Daely I'm having bad Why
why do.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
We need that? Why? Why did we need that? We
are barking?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are you gonna sing in the talent show? I'm gonna
put your name. I'm gonna put your name.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
That's if that's your talent.
Speaker 11 (31:16):
But we won't fit it in tonight. I totally will
set it up you. It's a pirate revenge song.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, I want you to say, can you sing on
the show, like live on the show? Can you sing?
Speaker 11 (31:24):
I say, I will tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, No, we're not doing it tomorrow. We're doing it
next week, a week from today.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Okay, let me set it up. Yes, but let me
give you an an amphetiser teaser. Cooper Eddie, are the
drunken pirates in the bar? Lorena is the dumb bimbo princess?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Who Lorenda? Do you want to be a dumb bimbo princess? Lorena?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Ever?
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Wow, you can't mass We shouldn't run the board.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Wow, you just mess with a lepreun You can't mess
with a leprekun O.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
What's you gonna do? Steal my pot of gold?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
He might like kick your ankles or something like that,
or fight. Yeah, all right, well there you go. Is
Mike e Leprekhn a fine contribution. Who needs our advice?
We're gonna have the insta advice line unscreened radio, he says,
the instant vice line. Wrong button Bob, who caused the
Microsoft IT staff that shut down the world. Well, wrong
(32:25):
button Bob shut down Fox Sports Radio. But that yeah,
that's maybe he did get a job at Microsoft and
we didn't know about it. Yeah, Yaphemi says we should
go on a Malard Madden cruiser tour. John Madden, this
old sportscaster, used to he didn't like to fly, so
he took the bus. Everyone. We'll give advice to who
needs our advice. If you'd like to recommend someone, you
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Speaker 7 (33:25):
It's Ben Malor.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Hey, you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Who here? Were you talking to? Sons?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Here some intertant advice.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hold that thut, no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And if you don't like it, you and the way
we go. It's the in advice. Like on screen radio,
the safety net is off. We talked to the Great
Unwashed at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
eight seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine.
Who needs our advice? So there are several interesting names
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that came up. And I'm gonna keep this basic because
I've learned over the years it doesn't really matter who
we give advice to, because you guys just call up
and say dumb stuff anyway. But how about Tiger Woods,
Tiger Woods, how not to suck at these major tournaments?
Tiger failing to make the cut at the British Open
over the weekend. So we'll give advice to Tiger Woods
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. You on line one.
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You're on the airline one, advice to tiger Woods. Line one,
all right? Line two, Hello, line two, a real chop?
All right, I don't know who is that was that
hollering James? I fin that was a Line three. You're
on the airline three. We're giving advice to tiger Woods.
Line three. Hello, Jill Maller made the Hall.
Speaker 11 (34:41):
Of fame going over ten at the Yankees and the
playoff people along?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
All right, supermarket seed, go clean up the mess. On
aisle three. Hello, Line four, you're on the airline four. Hello,
good morning time.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Ay time?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Can I use your helicopter to leave Pocono's raceway?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
See that's the Rick and Maryland. I recognize his voice.
You've got that the deep pipes there. Hello. Line five,
you're on the airline five.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
Hello, hey Ben, is there a single conspiracy?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Alex Teischer doesn't believe.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
No. I don't think there is. I think he believes everything.
It blew my mind.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Did you land on the moon?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I very rarely am speechless. Alex Tyshert made me speechless. Unbelievable.
The guy is next level. Line six, Hello, Line six,
Line six is not there. We're going to line one.
At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, it's the
incentive ice line for Tiger Woods. Hello, line one, Yeah, man,
this problem can only be solved with more all star
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WNBA model. That's right, we need that clearly. Hey, well
that vote third party guy? Call up. We haven't heard
from him yet. Line two. You're on the airline too.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Hello, do you want to hear my bird?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No? Line three at eight seven seven ninety nine on
Fox it's the instant advice line full Moon after glow addition, Hello,
line three, we're giving advice to Tiger Woods because he
can't swim. You look at that, Sean the hood guy.
I'm a guy expert. Well not really. I almost died
three times in white bodysurfing in ten foot waves. Not
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good when you don't know what you're doing. Line four, Hello,
line four, All right, thank you for that line.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Number Eddie, Eddie?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah, nationals play Eddie?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Are you not giving the national spot?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Would I give?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
But Rick? He's in the greater DC area the d
that's disrespectful. Line games of note only for good teams.
Line in your mouth?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That is a tough guy a line one radio. Tough
guy on line one, you're on there. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods. The music ran out. Hello, line number one,
I know it's you are No, no, no, where's the
where's my baseball? We need to where's my baseball? Line too?
And Peyton Manning's the greatest ever. Hello hello, line two.
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Line two is not paying attention. We'll go to line three.
It's the instant device line unscreen radio. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods on how to actually make the cut
not stink at these major golf tournaments. We know Tiger's
probably listening right now. You can't sleep. Hello, line three,
Oh yeah, it's pretty easy. Third party. No, that's a
third party guy. Line four. Hello, Line four, right, you're yeah,
(37:27):
pick up the energy, fall asleep? Line five? Hello, line five, okay,
thank you? Can I have some of what he's having?
Line six, you're on the air. Line six.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
He's another waitress from Perkins.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh there you go, gotta go to Perkins. He never
had problems when he was eating at Perkins. I never
had that. I mean he had issues later on, but
at the Perkins, he never had the problem. Line one Hello,
line one, Hollywood Auto Bodies got here? Oh the Hollywood
Auto Body shop. That's what they're gonna give out, the
number or the website or line two. Your next we're
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giving advice is the instant advice line. Do not attempt
us at home. We are trained professionals. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods and how not to stink in these
major tournaments. Tiger embarrassed himself over the weekend there in
across the Atlantic. Hello, line two, Line two, hung up
that job. By line two. We'll go to line three. Hello,
line three.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
He needs to quit training with his ball.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Hey, Tammy and Montana side. I love it by James
says Hello a line five four? Hello line four.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Do you think James is awake for that call?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
No chance? Line four, you're there? Hello, line four. He
talked about going to four majors this year.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I don't think that was the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, I think you should go the other direction. Line five, Hello,
line five.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
To win the game.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh that's it, well, thank you, get that on a
bumper sticker. Line six, Hello, line six, do you want
to hear my bird? All right, thank you. That's an
act for the talent show. We'll do one more and
only one more was good. I'll take credit. If not,
I'll blame a coople. A whole picked the final call
on the sent Avice line for tiger Wald Line four,
line number four. You're on the airline four go. Line
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four sucked. Bad job, Coop. That's a bad job by you.
Hello and welcome. It's our numb berth three, our three,
piping hot out of the oven on this Monday back
to work day in the summer. And Steve Kerr, you
know who he is, right, coach with the Warriors. Well,
Steve Kerr says that Team USA's narrow escape over the
(00:20):
weekend against South Sudan is on him. Is that how
you see it? Also, Joel Embiid of the Sixers, who's
playing for the US, he took some blame for the
seventy six ers struggles. How much of that is actually
on him? And the Clippers owner Steve Balmer, the richest
owner of North American sports thanks to Microsoft Microsoft. He said,
(00:44):
you never really own a pro sports team. You just
take care of it. Your thoughts on that will go
all of those directions and more. Right now here it
is our number three. It is a bit of patriotic panic,
is it pre mature? The welome In the beginning of
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should be in our lead this hour from I say
pro bouncy Ball, but it's really from the Olympics. Although
the Olympics haven't started in Perie coming up here soon,
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so they haven't actually started the Olympics. But there is
Olympic related news. The latest incarnation of what some have
the goal the Hutzba to call the Dream Team was
in a dicey situation over the weekend. Now I'm not
gonna sit here and tell you that I watched this.
I did not, but I watched the reaction and the
reaction was over the top. And chances are you did
(02:29):
not watch this either, but you probably heard about it,
and I'll give you the condensed recap. So Team USA
filled with big names like Lebron James and Steph Curry
and all these guys. Team USA narrowly won a pre
Olympic exhibition game against South Sudan over the weekend. They
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won by one point. They won by what a team
filled with NBA players and they won by one point. Now,
the South team gained their independence thirteen years ago, so
thirteen years ago, and they put together and out of bodies.
This is the kind of game. If they had won
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the game, they would have made some kind of Disney
movie about it, that this team of misfits ended up
beating a team of NBA Hall of famers and legends
and all that. Well, get to the point, please, So
I'll give you the key part is the red meat
in the lions den. So US coach Steve Kerr. He
took the blame. Blame me. I'm the guy, blame me.
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So he took the blame. Steve Kerr says Team USA's
victory by one point is on him, is what he said.
He said, I didn't do a great job preparing our team.
We did not focus enough and of what they're capable of.
And that's on me. Is that how you see it?
That quote from Steve Kerr. So I've got Typhoon Lagoon,
(03:58):
Kangaroo Court, a and temp agency, and we will combine
all of these things together and we are going to
make the Malard Palooza. The big Talent Show's coming up
our variety show a week from today, So get in
early if you'd like to participate in that. Now, the
first thought though, as far as Steve Kerr's quote, this
(04:20):
is a boiler plate response by a coach. It's a
nice gesture. It's also an empty gesture. It is Steve Kerr.
If you look at the dynamic there, Steve Kerr is
along for the right. He's getting a nice vacation in France,
and it's a working vacation. But he's along for the ride.
(04:41):
He's not the steam engine, he's not the locomotive. Steve
Kerr in this dynamic is the caboose. He's bringing up
the rear. And that rinky dink performance is on the players.
If you want to crown them, you can crown the ass,
but that's on the play. Right, they were over forty
(05:02):
point Usamusa was over forty point favored, and yet they
visited the typhoon lagoon. They floated on the lazy river
of mediocrity. And there's no other way to say it.
It doesn't matter coaching, it's not x's and o's its effort,
it's purely running from the grind, if you will. And
(05:25):
the fact that this game came down to the final
seconds and needed heroics for the Team USA squad to win,
there's no other way to say. It's utter madness, sheer
and utter madness that it came down to that, it's ridiculous.
Rather than roll up your sleeps, get the word and
blow everyone out by gazillion points like the original Dream
Team did back in the day, Lebron's team and Lebron
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didn't have bad stats, but the team in general went
on a siesta. The little snooze all right now. Secondly,
speaking of Team USA, Joel Embiide, who plays in Philadelphia
but he's also part of the USA squad, he took
some blame, did a wide ranging interview, and he took
some blame for the seventy six ers being unable to
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get even to the Final four like the Clippers got
to a couple of years ago. So how much of
the actual blame is on Joel andb I know he
took the blame, but how much of the blame is
actually on him? So embiide is being the D word diplomatic.
I see, that's the way I say, he's being a diplomat.
He's been hurt often, which is a problem. It is
(06:29):
an issue, although in recent years it hasn't been as
big an issue. He won an MVP a couple of
years back, so's he's had success and he's been healthy,
and yet they still haven't don anything. The bigger problem
and this is my diagnosis here. I went to the
lab and I made my diagnosis is that the Sixers
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their problem was the Kangaroo Court. They lost in Kangaroo Court.
The Sixers tanked for years. They went to the very
bottom of the sewer and then dug a hole and
went even deeper, all of it to work around the
lottery and to win first picks. Overall they got Ben
(07:11):
Simmons and Markel Fults back to back years the Sixers did.
And you could say the Ozzie muffedd Ben Simmons, even
Ozzie was and our guys listening to Australia, they all,
this guy's embarrassing. He's embarrassing to the people of Australia.
He went out there was the number one overall pick
in twenty sixteen, right top of the draft, and he
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was all right for a couple of years, never great,
couldn't shoot from the outside, and then all of a
sudden he vanished completely, went away like a deformity in
his game. He's still getting paid nine on the sixers anymore.
And Markel Fults was the number one overall pick from
the twenty seventeen draft and he's been nothing special. Last
I checked, he was in Orlando, although I heard he's
(07:55):
not long for there. So Joel NB who does have
soft spots in his game, but yet side by side,
if you're being fair, he's the magnum opus compared to
these other guys. And now Philly is turning to another
flawed player in Paul George by George, who has his
own glitch in key moments. They never seem to learn.
(08:17):
They never seem to learn all right. Final thought, speaking
of PG thirteen's old squad, they showed off over the weekend.
We were away the new Palace in Inglewood, the Clippers
opening up the into It Dome and they had all
the bells and whistles out They've got like the coolest
(08:38):
T shirt cannon in all of North American sport, the
industrial complex of sports. They've got the most urinals. If
you want to urinate, that's the place to go. It's
just amazing. It's like heaven for people to like to
have urination. Just a great arena. So they showed off
their palace and Steve Balmer, he gave an interesting quote
(08:58):
which was sent to me by some Clipper hanks, two
of them. So I wanted to spend a couple of
minutes on this. So Steve Balmer, the richest man in
North America that owns the sports team. Balmber pointed out
that he doesn't really own the Clippers, not because the
NBA dopely calls them governors and their owners. But Balmber
says he didn't own the Clippers. He said somebody once
(09:20):
told him that you never really own a basketball team.
You just take care of it for the fans until
the next person comes along and takes care of it
for them. Essentially, you're just the gatekeeper. You're the person,
the custodian, if you will, says this, Hopefully we have
an asset that the community can value for decades to come.
(09:41):
Close quote. So Steve Balmer, the owner of the Clippers
people's team, says, you never really own a pro sports franchise,
you just take care of it. Your thoughts on that,
so it is a noble thought, I'll start with, that
is a noble thought to say that it's technically not wrong.
Why you're not going to own the team forever. You
(10:02):
don't live forever. But really, what the bigger thought is this.
You look at a team like the job like this,
You'll do a radio show, somebody at some point will
replace me, and there'll be a radio show and they'll
do it. It'll be their show, and then somebody after them,
and it's a life is a temp agency. That's really
the point, right, whether you own a sports team or
anything in life, everything is temporary, everything, right, The only
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thing permitting is that everything is temporary. That's it. And
regardless now some perspective, owning a professional sports team, the
closest comparison the comp if you if you look at
like real estate for a comp the comp would be
like buying a rare painting, right, getting your hands on
(10:45):
a on a painting that has tremendous value, and you
know it's like wow, it's a status symbol. It's a picasso, right,
It's it's a status symbol. It's a toy for the
the oligarch, the robber baron, and you can't take it
within And while having the team is cool, making money
(11:06):
hand over fist is also pretty cool. But it's not
like you're trying to keep prices down. To me, if
you were to own a team and you wanted to
make sure the community could enjoy it, you'd make sure
to keep the prices down. You wouldn't gouge people at
the stack bar, you wouldn't overcharge for the tickets. But
it's not like anybody in professional sports is operating like Costco.
We talked about this earlier. They have the dollar fifty
(11:27):
hot dog and drink and it's been a dollar fifty
since they started it, and it's continued to be. It's
a lost leader for them, but they get people in
and people buy it, and then they buy other stuff
that costs a lot of money and they make more money.
And the same with those rotisserie chickens at Costco. But
people in sports don't operate that way. They're like, well,
we're gonna keep the prices down. We want to make
sure the community can enjoy this. That's not how they
(11:48):
do things. No, they go into your wallet and every
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show up there at the steakout right. We're gonna bet
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Steak Vegas Baby right near the right near unlv our
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now that the Minnesota meet and greet we did a
couple of years ago at the Mermaid. They did have
a bowling alley which was kind of cool and they
had a bar, which was great and stuff like that.
But this is like you can gamble, lose your money
or maybe win money. Wouldn't be great if somebody want
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like a million bucks? That would Can somebody please win
like a million dollars at one of the machines they
have at the steakout? That'd be really great publicity for
the show. That would be amazing publicity. Coop, can you
be that guy? That would be wonderful. We'll get promotion
to be wonderful.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I feel like the probably they probably don't have a
jackpot that big.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
No, are aren't all the machines like I thought they
were all tied at those little bars and whatnot. I thought,
I don't know, Maybe I'm wrong on I don't know,
because if you have like a small restaurant, how can
you really have any large jackpot. You would never have
a large jackpot, right it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Would I imagine it would be like progressive, right, you
started a certain amount and well.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I know that, but is regulated by the Nevada Gaming Commission, right,
so don't Maybe maybe you're right. I don't know. Now
now I'm not kind of interested in this. I'm going
to do some research. Well because I remember at the airport.
Mark Davis won a bunch of money at the airport
one time. People have won big jackpots at the airport
in Vegas on their way out of town. So we'll see.
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But we'll be there in Vegas, August third. Would love
to meet you. We do these things every so often,
but this is the first one where everyone's going to
be there. Eddie's going to be there, Coop will show up,
he'll be on hand. He'll spend a little time, then
run back to the casino. And then lorraina her first
public appearance. Are you nervous, Lorraine?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Oh so nervous? Ben, I'm horrible with people, so am I?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Hey? But I heard Yeah. I'll drink a lot. I'll
be fine unless I don't. I don't, I don't drink anyway.
I'll take your calls also on x at Ben Mallard time.
Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And here's
the Mallor Riddle of the Travis Kelcey. He's back with
the chiefs Now. But Travis Kelcey recently went on a
wild blank for Taylor Swift, the celebrity power couple. Travis
(14:35):
kelce tight end of Your Kansas City Chiefs recently went
on a wild blank for Taylor Swift. That is the
Mallor riddle of the day. The answer, We'll get to it.
If you know it, hit me up on X at
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Speaker 1 (16:46):
We are gonna have the instant Advice line coming up
Laters hour. So if you want to recommend somebody that
needs advice in sports, maybe it's the Team USA squad
Play Harder, the Red Sox who got swept by the
Doyers over the weekend. Anybody that needs advice you want
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at Ben Mallard Time. Now for the Mallor Riddle of
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the day. And here's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey recently went on a wild
blank for his lady friend Taylor Swift. That is the
Malor riddle of the day. That is the question. What
is the answer? Art Puffin says he went hunting for
(17:27):
the elusive Lizasaurus Rex upon Taylor's request, who else we have?
Page down? Mallard prop guy, He's not a P one,
he's a P two, So I don't know what his
P one is, he says, promoted by Alf. Travis and
Taylor went on supermarket sweep in hopes of winning some money,
(17:49):
money for a third wheel, hunting moon for Brian and
Ferd Dog be a lot of fun. Who else we have? Donkey,
Sausage and Parts Unknown says they went chasing the dream.
That that's the answer. I forty in says they went
wild the Tracy Lord's movie marathon. Now that's what you
(18:09):
do I forty and not what they do. Ferg Dog
in the OC says a wild goose chase, which is
also my phrase of the Week nominee. All right, well
you have to send that in off to work on that.
I'm not worried about next week's podcast. I'm worried about
today's show. You do the show today. You have to
do the show today. Alf the Alien Opiner says that
(18:32):
he went on a wild coffee run for Taylor after
she spent the weekend listening to conspiracy podcasts. That's about right.
Who else do you have? Page down? Page down? Justin
in Cincinnati is sending out bad juju on the Malard
Meet and greet there in Vegas. Thank you for that, Justin,
(18:53):
much appreciated. The King, Roy says, search for the Fountain
of Youth is the answer. Jt the Wingman says, Travis
Kelsey went on a wild trip to the test track
at tire raq dot com and Indiana. I've heard crazy
things about that. We met with the tire rack people
a while back, and there's a guy that works there.
I forget the guy's name. He said that they know
(19:15):
the brand of tires based on the smell. Like how
masculine is that you can go into a store and
just on this, like sniffing the tire, you know, like
that's Yokohama.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Now that is a skill. Right, Oh my gosh, where
America's got talent.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
That's a skill. That's a tremendous talent. They know based
on the wold. Yeah, all right, Uh, I can't close
the deal, Meal says Travis. And Taylor went on a
wild vacation to Hawaii beer binge with brother Jason from
mad Jack. Douglas says, wild goose Chase as well. Who else?
We have Paige down page? All right, Eddie, do you
(19:51):
have an answer ready?
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Do you? Yeah? They went on a wild water adventure.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Wild Is it a wild water? Is it a water slide?
Now it turns out Travis Kelsey reportedly went on a
wild shopping spree at Taylor Swift in Italy. They were
in Italy. How do I know this? The Sun The
tabloid reported that Kelsey spent nearly seventy five thousand dollars
(20:19):
on fourteen high end on seventy five grad on fourteen items.
The items included, Yeah, isn't she the one that wears
the pants in the relationship. I mean, she's the one
that's got all the money. Kelsey's got foot I don't
understand what are you going to take her to buy exactly?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Doesn't she she wants?
Speaker 1 (20:37):
And Plus, isn't it like those like the princes or
whatever from the Middle East, where like they bring the
high end stores come to them, right, they don't have
to go like late, right, they don't anyway, it says
the tabloid said he bought dresses, shoes, and other accessories
for Taylor Swift, including a three thousand dollars bag, a
(20:58):
nine thousand dollars sleepless dress, nine grand for a dress,
a four thousand, four hundred dollars mini dress.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Wow, you know I bought a shirt this weekend that
costed me one hundred and eighty before taxes, and I
thought that was ridiculous, right, could you imagine?
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No, I can't. I don't. I don't want any part
of that. I spent a lot on I go. I'm
very I'm a tight one. You know that. I hate
spend a lot of money. When I go out and
my cousin's in here. You can think when we go
out to eat, like and there's the bill, I don't
even look at the bill because I know how much
the food costs. I don't want to eat.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
I never look at it, right, I just hand the car.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, I just here we go. That's it. I don't
want to know. I don't know how much money wasting.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
I feel like that's a that's amateur tight wandism, though,
because shot fire. Well, listen, a lot of the times
they charge you incorrectly, you got to you gotta check that.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I make sure I let my wife do it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't want to play oh okay, well as long
as somebody's doing it, because I plenty of times I've
looked down and meet charges for stuff I didn't order.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I've self taught myself. I've taught myself how to cook,
so I can, like, I feel like I can make
pretty much anything of ripoff knockoff versions much cheaper and better, so.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
There's no need for well, you know what, you can't
get a home, Ben, what's that Hooters? I went to
Hooters tonight, Ben, he did, and I did not look
at my check, okay, because I was afraid to see
what it was going to be.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
It wasn't.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
I think it was a little overpriced, Okay. I got
a beer, okay, six wings and some curly fries.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
No, let's take it. Let's take a guess. I've not
been to Hooter. I used to go to the one
that there was one in Santa Monica. I used to
go to this close now it's not there anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I did the original breaded crispy ones.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Six you said, six piece fries, curly.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
And a beer. I'm gonna go a man size one,
by the way, not a Hooter girl.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So I'm gonna go thirty five dollars eddie.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Okay, let's see, I'll say twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
All right, Coop, you're not you're doing the mask for
a side.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Just pick a number, hurry twenty nine, all right, and
reveal answer.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Coop is the winner. It was thirty two.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I was close, you were you at split between me
and he.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Was down below, and then Coop was yeah, yeah, but
I just it scared me. I was like, why it
seems like a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I know. I can't believe how expissive fast food is.
That blows me. I used to go that, that's what.
If I lived my lifestyle the way I am back
in my old days, my big eating disk, I wouldn't have.
I'm able to afford it.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I'm broke, Ben No, but i I'll let you was eat.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You used to go to fast food, It didn't matter.
You can eat whatever you wanted, as much as you wanted.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
It's like you kneel at Chick fil a is like
twenty bucks now.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
So same? Hell's going on with that?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Xander Shifley won the one hundred and fifty second Open
Championship by two strokes. He's now won two majors both
this year, and it becomes just the sixth player to
win both.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He remember the Championship Championshire last week. Colin Montgomery like
Tiger should retire. People got very upset with Colin Montomery. Yeah,
it's right. I mean in terms of like, I don't
know tigering play as long as he wants. He's a lot,
but he's commentary criticizing Tiger. And then Tiger went out
and wrote the vomit comment in the Open. So I
(24:37):
called the British Open. You just called the Open.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Why I'm under orders to call it that, but or
else I would call it the British Open.
Speaker 8 (24:42):
Hog and the corporate machine. I mean, that's why I've
been here for twenty something years. I guess I follow orders, but.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't follow orders.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
I've been here longer than well any day.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Now you're gone, that's true. Sure, I can't wait. Are
you done?
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I mean, if you want me to be done, I
can no.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
I mean you have more, dad, you want to want
to note? NFL a note of game.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Of note, not a game not note.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Of note, note of note. Yes, what's your note of note? Well?
Speaker 8 (25:07):
NFL quarterback news always big news, even if it isn't.
Lamar Jackson not at training camp for the Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Why he had a tummy A is sick.
Speaker 7 (25:19):
I said it was pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Was the large tech the fact that he fused away
was seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars by just not
showing up to practice in the off season. I would
I would need a therapist if I left that kind
of money on the table when all you have.
Speaker 7 (25:35):
To do is I'm not a big of time one
as you are, but this.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Is just seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Insanity.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, that's a lottery. That's more than the lottery in
most states in the country anyway, complete dummy, Hey finatic
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(26:23):
Let's get to the fun fact. Get that button. They're
fun fun facts comes from the fun fact. Whisperer alf
I gotta from a bone or else you won't keep
sending these in. The longest driveable road in the world
goes from the very top of Alaska all the way
down to the tip of Brazil. It is the Pan
(26:45):
American Highway. Yes, you can drive from the top of
Alaska to the very end of Brazil. How crazy is that?
That is so fun? That's awesome, right.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
How do you know it's fun? Larina? Have you done it?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You probably get shanked in some of those countries, but
even this country. But I depend but teen countries forty
eight thousand kilometers. It takes you there and over twenty
nine thousand miles. It says, Wow, we should do it.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
I think we should.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Let's do it.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
You know what I always wanted to do, Ben, I
wanted to get a big travel bus, and I want
to turn you versus Spice World.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
They have a really nice travel bus.
Speaker 9 (27:21):
Anyways, we could turn part of the travel bus into
a podcast studio, and we could stop along the way
and interview random people, including our callers.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And listeners.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, I would love to do. I've never driven across
the country. I've wanted to, I've never had enough time
to do it, and just because I always have to
do the show.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
And stuff like we take the show with us be perfect.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
I know somebody who kind of did that. Not not
traveled around the world, but our old colleague Steve Zabin,
bought a van.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:51):
We put a little like mobile studio in it. Yeah,
and would drive around and do interviews with his with
his friends.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I've done the Zabcast a few times, you bastard.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I have.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
He's had me on. I know why. I must have
sucked the last time I was on. He hasn't invited
me back, but I was on there.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
A few times.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, Radio Legend in Milwaukee. Let's your suck. Let's go
to the phones. Kathy and Madison. I think she's going
to sign up. Are your first act for the Malapalooza.
Speaker 10 (28:14):
Hello, Kathy sent in a video. It's Little Queenie Chuck
Berry cover. I dedicated it to Lorena.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh now, Lorena, you don't know this, but Kathy is
world famous on the show for the hey Mona drop.
There's a hay mona let me see acond and if
you can find it. Kathy gave us that in a
previous Mallard paloozas several years ago. What a gift, viral star, Kathy.
You know how, I don't realize. I don't think you
(28:46):
realize that. All over the world the fans of this
show love that drop. They love this. What a gift.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Fantastic?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Do we not have talent edy? Play that again? Play
it again?
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 10 (29:08):
I also submitted a video for your August third meet
and Greek.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, well, I'll have to check all that out. Well,
thank you, Kathy, you are signed up. We will make
sure that's a Now, there's two ways you can do this.
You can do this live. You're choosing to send a
video in, right, Kathy, because of where you live. You
can't really be up, you know, screaming and all.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
That, right, yeah, in the middle of the night.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, I hear you. I hear all r right, Well,
thank you, Kathy, I'll let you go. Alright, there's our friend, Kathy,
the haymowner woman. She's in We got one act. I
hear that. Mike the Leprechaun in the Boston area. Hello, Mike,
the leprekun. Are you part of geting to be part
of the talent show? Mike?
Speaker 11 (29:44):
I sure I can.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Well, well you said you were, you sent me a message,
You're you're.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
On hold on, so let me do one for the lad. Okay, Well, no, the.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Talent shows next week, and why are you wasting it now?
The talent show is next week.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
I won't be there, I mean, is he nice?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're not going to be.
Speaker 11 (30:06):
I'm giving you a sound the side right now and
where it's the number two jingle that doesn't show up.
But anyway, I digress. This is pretend somebody is in
the shower. It's a horror movie. You're all you kind
of have Oh you can't find the child. There might
have been a spider. It's getting a little spooky. You
haven't loved anyway, all nice and nice and cozy warm
(30:28):
up and then that awkward silence before something that happens. Pause.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
I don't know what's going on, and I think he's
building the intensity.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
He just did the bit. That was the bit. He
just did the.
Speaker 11 (30:53):
Okay contest contact three in your head.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's a sick wait and Spanish.
Speaker 11 (30:59):
This is a screaming Irish Daely I'm having bad Why
why do.
Speaker 7 (31:06):
We need that? Why? Why did we need that? We
are barking?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Are you gonna sing in the talent show? I'm gonna
put your name. I'm gonna put your name.
Speaker 7 (31:13):
That's if that's your talent.
Speaker 11 (31:16):
But we won't fit it in tonight. I totally will
set it up you. It's a pirate revenge song.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, I want you to say, can you sing on
the show, like live on the show? Can you sing?
Speaker 11 (31:24):
I say, I will tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
No, No, we're not doing it tomorrow. We're doing it
next week, a week from today.
Speaker 11 (31:30):
Okay, let me set it up. Yes, but let me
give you an an amphetiser teaser. Cooper Eddie, are the
drunken pirates in the bar? Lorena is the dumb bimbo princess?
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Who Lorenda? Do you want to be a dumb bimbo princess? Lorena?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Ever?
Speaker 9 (31:48):
Wow, you can't mass We shouldn't run the board.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Wow, you just mess with a lepreun You can't mess
with a leprekun O.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
What's you gonna do? Steal my pot of gold?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
He might like kick your ankles or something like that,
or fight. Yeah, all right, well there you go. Is
Mike e Leprekhn a fine contribution. Who needs our advice?
We're gonna have the insta advice line unscreened radio, he says,
the instant vice line. Wrong button Bob, who caused the
Microsoft IT staff that shut down the world. Well, wrong
(32:25):
button Bob shut down Fox Sports Radio. But that yeah,
that's maybe he did get a job at Microsoft and
we didn't know about it. Yeah, Yaphemi says we should
go on a Malard Madden cruiser tour. John Madden, this
old sportscaster, used to he didn't like to fly, so
he took the bus. Everyone. We'll give advice to who
needs our advice. If you'd like to recommend someone, you
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It's Ben Malor.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Hey, you sports figure guy or girl?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Who here? Were you talking to? Sons?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Here some intertant advice.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Hold that thut, no one's paid attention to me for
ten whole seconds.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
And if you don't like it, you and the way
we go. It's the in advice. Like on screen radio,
the safety net is off. We talked to the Great
Unwashed at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
eight seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine.
Who needs our advice? So there are several interesting names
(34:00):
that came up. And I'm gonna keep this basic because
I've learned over the years it doesn't really matter who
we give advice to, because you guys just call up
and say dumb stuff anyway. But how about Tiger Woods,
Tiger Woods, how not to suck at these major tournaments?
Tiger failing to make the cut at the British Open
over the weekend. So we'll give advice to Tiger Woods
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. You on line one.
(34:22):
You're on the airline one, advice to tiger Woods. Line one,
all right? Line two, Hello, line two, a real chop?
All right, I don't know who is that was that
hollering James? I fin that was a Line three. You're
on the airline three. We're giving advice to tiger Woods.
Line three. Hello, Jill Maller made the Hall.
Speaker 11 (34:41):
Of fame going over ten at the Yankees and the
playoff people along?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
All right, supermarket seed, go clean up the mess. On
aisle three. Hello, Line four, you're on the airline four. Hello,
good morning time.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Ay time?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Can I use your helicopter to leave Pocono's raceway?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
See that's the Rick and Maryland. I recognize his voice.
You've got that the deep pipes there. Hello. Line five,
you're on the airline five.
Speaker 10 (35:02):
Hello, hey Ben, is there a single conspiracy?
Speaker 4 (35:05):
Alex Teischer doesn't believe.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
No. I don't think there is. I think he believes everything.
It blew my mind.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Did you land on the moon?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I very rarely am speechless. Alex Tyshert made me speechless. Unbelievable.
The guy is next level. Line six, Hello, Line six,
Line six is not there. We're going to line one.
At eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox, it's the
incentive ice line for Tiger Woods. Hello, line one, Yeah, man,
this problem can only be solved with more all star
(35:36):
WNBA model. That's right, we need that clearly. Hey, well
that vote third party guy? Call up. We haven't heard
from him yet. Line two. You're on the airline too.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Hello, do you want to hear my bird?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
No? Line three at eight seven seven ninety nine on
Fox it's the instant advice line full Moon after glow addition, Hello,
line three, we're giving advice to Tiger Woods because he
can't swim. You look at that, Sean the hood guy.
I'm a guy expert. Well not really. I almost died
three times in white bodysurfing in ten foot waves. Not
(36:10):
good when you don't know what you're doing. Line four, Hello,
line four, All right, thank you for that line.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Number Eddie, Eddie?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah, nationals play Eddie?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Are you not giving the national spot?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Would I give?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
But Rick? He's in the greater DC area the d
that's disrespectful. Line games of note only for good teams.
Line in your mouth?
Speaker 7 (36:41):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That is a tough guy a line one radio. Tough
guy on line one, you're on there. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods. The music ran out. Hello, line number one,
I know it's you are No, no, no, where's the
where's my baseball? We need to where's my baseball? Line too?
And Peyton Manning's the greatest ever. Hello hello, line two.
(37:02):
Line two is not paying attention. We'll go to line three.
It's the instant device line unscreen radio. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods on how to actually make the cut
not stink at these major golf tournaments. We know Tiger's
probably listening right now. You can't sleep. Hello, line three,
Oh yeah, it's pretty easy. Third party. No, that's a
third party guy. Line four. Hello, Line four, right, you're yeah,
(37:27):
pick up the energy, fall asleep? Line five? Hello, line five, okay,
thank you? Can I have some of what he's having?
Line six, you're on the air. Line six.
Speaker 11 (37:41):
He's another waitress from Perkins.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Oh there you go, gotta go to Perkins. He never
had problems when he was eating at Perkins. I never
had that. I mean he had issues later on, but
at the Perkins, he never had the problem. Line one Hello,
line one, Hollywood Auto Bodies got here? Oh the Hollywood
Auto Body shop. That's what they're gonna give out, the
number or the website or line two. Your next we're
(38:04):
giving advice is the instant advice line. Do not attempt
us at home. We are trained professionals. We're giving advice
to Tiger Woods and how not to stink in these
major tournaments. Tiger embarrassed himself over the weekend there in
across the Atlantic. Hello, line two, Line two, hung up
that job. By line two. We'll go to line three. Hello,
line three.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
He needs to quit training with his ball.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Hey, Tammy and Montana side. I love it by James
says Hello a line five four? Hello line four.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
Do you think James is awake for that call?
Speaker 1 (38:37):
No chance? Line four, you're there? Hello, line four. He
talked about going to four majors this year.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I don't think that was the problem.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Yeah, I think you should go the other direction. Line five, Hello,
line five.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
To win the game.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Oh that's it, well, thank you, get that on a
bumper sticker. Line six, Hello, line six, do you want
to hear my bird? All right, thank you. That's an
act for the talent show. We'll do one more and
only one more was good. I'll take credit. If not,
I'll blame a coople. A whole picked the final call
on the sent Avice line for tiger Wald Line four,
line number four. You're on the airline four go. Line
(39:17):
four sucked. Bad job, Coop. That's a bad job by you.
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