July 29, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller discusses if the Yankees made out like bandits in their trade for Jazz Chisolm Jr., if Jesse Winker makes a difference for the Mets, a packed hour of Mallerpalooza performances, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our Dumber three. The Malard Palooza
will continue later this hour. Our celebrity judge Inka Terror
is standing by. But here an hour three talking bass Paul,
did the Yankees pull off highway robbery getting former All
Star Jazz Chisholm Junior from the Marlins? Also? Does Jesse
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Winker make a difference for the Mets? A couple of
trades happened over the weekend, and White Sox Ace Garrett
Crochet said no comment when asked about operation shutdown before
the trade deadline. What does this mean? We'll talk about
all that and more right now here. It is our
number three. It's all about the jazz. Say what not
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the Utah Jazz. Welcome. In the beginning of another hour
of the Ben Mahler Show. We are in the air
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acts of any one hour coming up this hour, four acts,
four of them him on tap. But we begin with
Baseball and then back to the Maltpalooza twenty twenty four. Addition,
we are just over a day away tomorrow. Tomorrow Tomorrow
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is the trade deadline, and Baseball will say pens down,
that's it. Game of musical chairs will come to an end.
The MLB trade deadline is set for Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
at six pm Eastern, three o'clock in the West, and
we've had a lot of musical chairs happening over the
weekend and the lead up to the trade deadline. We
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start out in the Boogie Down Bronx or If you
didn't see this while we were away, you might have
missed it. The New York Yankees have acquired a former
All Star. The Yankees completed a trade for the Marlins
current outfielder Jazz Chisholm Junior. He comes from Miami, the
Pride of the Bahamas. He made his debut at third
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base in a Yankee uniform at Finway. He had three
at bats with runners in scoring position. He went over
three in those at bats. He did have one hit,
He was one for five, scored a run, and the
Yankees got a blowout win over the Socks in that
particular game. So let us discuss the question, did the Yankees,
and I'm just basing this off what I've read, right,
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because that's it's all I'm going by, did the Yankees
pull off highway robbery acquiring a young talented ballplayer named
Jazz Chisholm Junior from the Marlins for a couple of
scratcher tickets. So I've got meatball, seesaw, and slippery slope,
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make the Eiffel Tower, which every
time I flip on the Olympics, that's all I see.
Is there anything else in Paris other than the Eiffel Tower.
I think that's it. I've never been, but it seems
like that's all there is, all right. So, first of all,
to answer the question, did the Yankees pull off a
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highway robbery getting jazz chism from the Marlins? And shaking
my head? Uh no. Now to the untrained, I keep
reading these stories, Oh my god, what a great cup
for the Yankees. Brian Cashman's done it again. I'm skeptical.
I'm a skeptical person on this one. Here's why. You
hear these glowing reviews of the pundits and they're thinking,
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like this cat's a generational talent and he's amazing and
all this stuff. But to me, this is not a fleece.
I don't even know who the Marlins got. I have nothing.
It's not even about that, right. But I look at
the player and I got questions I got We talked
about it, I got ripped a supermarket. Steve busted my balls.
We were talking about jazz chishm and possibly being traded
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to the Yankees weeks ago. This has been out there
floating around. But for the casual fan, you look at
this guy and you're like, Okay, that guy's that's a spicy,
big spicy meatball. Jazz Chism, man, that's just deligious. But
those around baseball, most of them consider him to be
a ripoff veggie meetball. Not the authentic meat ball, the
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veggie ball. It's a veggie meatball and jazz Chism. He's
rough around the edges. He is, he's an acquired taste.
He's been known as a polarizing guy. Now, what is
my evidence? My evidence is the pulse of the people
in that sport every year behind a paywallt the old
gray lady, the athletic every single year during a couple
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that's happened a couple months ago, so it's during the season,
but it's not that far into the season. They do
a player's only poll. I think this actually happened last month.
At this happened in June, and jazz Chism was the
clear winner. He won the popular vote. Congratulations as the
most overrated overrated player in baseball. Not even close, not
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even close. Right, it's not about who the Yankees gave up, Right,
it's not about who the Yankees gave up. If those
guys are good in Miami, They always say this about
teams like the Marlins and certain other teams that are
in that same like, if any of those guys turn
out to be blueeshit players in Miami, don't just end
up going back to the Yankees. They'll go back to
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the Bronx. But this is going to be a tinder
box of a situation. One of the reasons the Yankees
waited until almost to the deadline to acquire the player
is because they know they might not admit it, but
they know that is going to be a battle of
egos between Jazz Chism and Juan Soto. Enjoy the chest puffs,
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the pelvic struts, and the arrogant you know what, because
what could go wrong? Right? What could go wrong? These
aren't your daddy's Yankees. Oh no, these It's gonna be
interesting to follow it. Now. Secondly, we now take you
just adjacent to the cross the way from the Bronx.
We go to the Bronx white Stone Bridge over to
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Queens and that is across the East River. There is
at the New York Metropolitan said hey, we got to
make a trade, and they did. They acquired outfielder Jesse
Winker from the National National League East National League East
trade and they get a double A pitcher. The Natitude
get a double A pitcher. Winker cleared his physical. He
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actually played in the Mets loss to the Braves. He pinchhit,
struck out on queue for the Metropolitan. So the question
on this one does Jesse Winker make any noticeable difference
for the New York Mets as that was their big
move up until this point before the deadline, So this
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is what's known as a measured move. They didn't give
up anything. It's not like they give up Nolan Ryan
two point zero. I gave up just another arm, likely
a guy that maybe makes it as a bullpen pitcher.
But that's about it from what I was reading, unless
I read it wrong. But the way I look at
this trade, Jesse Winker who looked like he was going
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to be a star when he came up eating Skyline
Chile several years ago. But he has been a seesaw,
a human seesaw is what he has been. He's been
up and he's been down, and he's been up and
he's been down, and mostly he's been hanging out in
the sewer since he left Cincinnati. He's a by Baseball standards.
He's a middle aged player, as he's middle aged, and
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he is having his top performance since he did play
for the Reds back in the day. But the reason
this move is close to the best is rather obvious
here because Winkers playing time figures to be limited to
when right handed pitching is on the mound, so that
doesn't get you all Tingately, they traded for a platoon
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player and a guy that's had back to back terrible
seasons and now has played well for half a year
this year. All right, now, final thought. We go back
to sweet home Chicago, where the pizza is fresh and
the baseball is lousy, and the White Sox are a
historically terrible team. They're expected to make a bunch of trades.
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One of the big names they'd love to repackage is
Garrett Garrett Crochet, who's had a remarkable season considering we've
never heard of him. He's pitched very well for the
White Sox this year, and he was asked about that
report we talked about in a previous episode of the
show that he is not going to pitch in the
playoffs unless he gets a new contract, and Garrett Croche
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he said, no comment, no comment over the weekend to
those reports, claiming that he's demanding that new money, show
me the money, and if he doesn't get that extension,
that he's not going to pitch in the postseason for
any team the Dodgers could get him. It could be
Game six of the World Series. He ain't pitching, not
gonna have it, so ask to confirm or deny said report.
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The White Sox pitcher Garrett Crochet said, no comment right now.
I'm just focused on pitching for the White Sox. So
the White Sox pitcher again, for those of you little late,
little slow as you wait for more of than Mallatpalooza,
White Sox pitch Garrett Crochet said no comment, no comment
when asked about operations shut down before the trade deadline.
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If he doesn't get paid, what does this actually mean?
So right now he is dancing on a very slippery slope,
and I would argue guilty as charged. I would argue
guilty as charged because no comment, as we know we've
done this a long time. Guilty as charged because no
comment is in fact a strong comment. By employing the
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no comment. By using the no comment, the White Sox
pitcher is implying to every man, woman, and child, that
there is guilt, that there was prior knowledge of the situation.
All of that can be deduced from saying no comment.
And no comment also alludes to the attempt to hide
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knowledge because he knows this is a bad look. I
will garan effint to you. If this guy did not
believe that he was going to demand a contractor or
else he wasn't in pitch, that's his position. He would
have said, that's outrageous. I want to win. I want winners,
and I'm in it to win it. And I don't
know why anyone would say that about me. They'd besmirched
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my good name. But he didn't say any of that.
He didn't deny it. He said no comment, which is
his way of saying, you know what, You're right. I
don't want to pitch unless I get paid. I ain't
playing unless I get mine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, that's that. So buyer, beware, whether you're the Dodgers,
the Yankees, all the usual suspects, good luck. It is
the Ben Mahler Show. The mallor Palooser twenty twenty four continues.
You've got four big acts, four big acts still to
go this hour and we'll line them all up. We'll
knock them down here as it is a special night,
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this night, different than almost all other nights on the show.
It is the Maller Palooser twenty twenty four, and it continues.
We'll get back to it, and if you want to
comment on any of this, we're not taking random calls
as we normally do. We're just yapping amongst each other
here judging in Kotaro. Will be back. But if you
want to comment on x at, Ben Mahler and I
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just realized we actually have five acts because we still
have Kathy in Madison that we have to get to
as well. We'll get to all of it and we
will do it next.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
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(13:22):
It's the Coop the Loop, justin Cooper and he's at
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Speaker 4 (13:26):
I want a steamer.
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Fox Sports Radio Studios on a Mallard Paluza night.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's Ben Maller, big night of entertainment. Who's not entertained? Incoitar?
You're entertained, right, Incitar. You're enjoying this? Oh? I can
barely hear him? What's going on? He are there?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Anca, I'm quik here?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay, all right there? He is Incoateur? Are one of
our judges. It's Mallet Paluza twenty twenty four. What is
Mallet Palouza twenty twenty four. It is equal parts freak show,
variety show, talent show. Got a little bit of this,
a little bit of that. We've had some terrible comedy
acts that we've done so far. We had pig sounds
from David in Kansas, Spocks Weed did a Sinatra tune.
(14:12):
Pam and Seattle gave us the Olympic thing on a viola,
the Olympic Song, and another tune as well from Johnny Cash.
And we had keg drinking, Steve Do hog Calling, and
I can only imagine what's next. Are you ready in gatarror?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I'm excited. I'm excited, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Our next act is from the great state of Maryland
and someone you're gonna recognize this guy's voice because he
is a regular at a couple of the bits that
we do. And we say hello to Rick in Maryland,
who's got some advice, some wisdom he would like to
share with the masses.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Hello Rick, morning time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Now see that that's the famous sun in morning time.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yes, sir, yeah, let me get here so we can
start off with this from one of the the best
movies ever made. And I'm talking about the nineteen eighty
three edition, not the nineteen thirty edition. Scarface Always tell
the truth even when I lie. Now check this out
for Christians out there, you Bible something that's always you know,
(15:16):
just holier than diw How come why don't you answer
the phone by saying Heaven high as opposed to hell.
You're getting Hell low. I mean you're given credence to
the devil. Just say Heaven high. And check this out.
Another thing, God, if you meet a girl and every
sentence she has the phrase in it you feel you
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feel me? Run, Just run. And another thing that was
a TV show that came out called Taxi back in
nineteen seventy six after Christopher Lloyd Christoph H. Lloyd. He
played the guy Iggy gets a Reverend Jim And something
I agree with He said, you know, somebody don't understand
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if you can call an orange and orange, how come
you can't call a banana a yellow. I agree with that.
I like that. And another thing carriage courage no no
no caution game we used to play when we were
young tag, very innocent game. But you have to be
cautious playing that game because you get in trouble. Now,
when you're playing with your buddies, you know you tag it,
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you can say he had it. You know he hit
all day long. But if you're playing with the girls
and you tag him you got and you say she
and it. If you say it real fast, say she
and it real fast, get you in trouble. And another thing, courage.
Have anybody had a Navy field training, I tell you,
they teach you something about going to see the Wizards.
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Now I knew something wasn't right about that seeing the Wizards.
I don't like that name wizard. I didn't like when
the Bullets changed their name the Wizards. I mean I
didn't know. I didn't even like the Wizard of Oz.
That's the reason why I say that, how come they
couldn't have you want to see the Mermaid? I mean,
think about it, going to see the Wizards. You go
through this with the lollipop kiss.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
All right? Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, all right?
Very good. He started right away. We didn't have to
prod him to begin. That is morning time from Rick
in Maryland. I'll go first. I liked it polish this
act he knew what he was going to talk about.
He bounced all over a lot of older references, but
that's fine with us. I don't care. I'm gonna give
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him a seven point five, seven point five on this
malapalooza act.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Eddie, well, we're definitely not gonna be given the same
score on this one. Other than the calling an orange
and orange and a banana yellow, which was somewhat amusing,
although he did steal it from someone else. His observations were, eh,
not all that interesting. I'm gonna give him.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
A four four, Eddie, very rude, okay, Loreina, Well, you.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Know I love words of wisdom, Ben Yes, and though
those are pretty wisdomful, I will say so, I'm gonna
give him.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
A five, a five, okay, right in the middle of there,
Cooper Loop.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
I liked that it was something new we haven't really had,
like a words of wisdom act here in the Mallard Palooza.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
And I liked the the hot the heaven high Hello reference.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That was that was good. I've never never thought of
that before. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him
a six.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Six, okay, so six from Coop five from the Rain
of four from eighty seven and a half from me.
I am the one. I'm the judge that loves you.
But what about Anco? Terror ain't good Terror? How did
you grade the performance by morning time? Rick?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
The delivery was was fantastic. Uh, the material it was Okay,
I'm gonna give it a three, A three, all.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Right, well, thank you. That is a magic number. Rick.
Thank you, Rick. I appreciate your work even if these
schmucks don't. But we do. And we'll move on to
the next act. And we have a Rob in the
three two one who is going to do some impersonations
according to my big board. Hello Rob in the three
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two one.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Welcome Rob, Hey, thank you for having me.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
This is a this is a this is a pleasure.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
I'm glad I could be a part of it.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Thank you to all the Malan militia that told me
I should partake.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
All right, we'll give you two minutes of time here.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Well now, yeah, let me just want to make sure Rob,
you want me to play this this link that you
tweeted on me in the background, right, correct?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, all right, all right, ready to go, Cooper Loop. Okay,
we're ready to go. We'll put two minutes on the clock,
and we sailor our next act, Rob in the three
two one, and you're on your way go.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
Mister Boone came out and he smiled at me.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
That is gonna be U great.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I just wait and.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
See John Dada bed and turned on Fox Boys Radio.
It's the band.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Shown show.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Bob.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Are you up so late?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (20:31):
Patrick?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Do you want to know why? Says best night ever?
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Well, I'm glad you last, because it's the best overnight
radio show in all of the lands. Tonight, I'll get
some fun backed from Ben Hour, I get all of
my mother advice from Flowerina the Queen of Hearts, Hollywood
news from Cooper Newlop Justin Cooper and love you put
on my radio voice, and all of the latest news
from Seboat Lillie aka Eddie's Arcia.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Juze, Sponge Bob, The Third Show, Rock.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
Yes Indeed it does Die Ah one more time, Ibby
sting along with stay with Me one.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Yes Out, It's the Man.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Man Show and show.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
All right your parents twice creeper sounding all right?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
All right? So two minutes. Wow, amazing, amazing performance. Rob
in the three two one. We get songs like this,
but no, I don't think we've ever had one performed
live during the show like that. Well maybe that's not true.
We've had we've had some of the past, but this
is outstanding. I loved it. You nailed it, entertaining, You
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got us all mentioned in the song I'm gonna give
you you know what, I go nine point five nine
point five for Rob in the three two one Eddie h.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
The only criticism I have was that there was some
little bit of issues with the phone. However, he's he's
on the phone. You made your chance be quiet, including
music in the background. Obviously, that's you know, going the
extra mile. The impressions were great, The song was good,
including as you said, some original lyrics about the show.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm giving him a ten ten uh ten. All right,
what's amazing score, Lorena.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yeah, you know, you know, I'm really hard on singing.
I thought, not only did you do SpongeBob fantastically and
Patrick fantastically and Squidward. The only person who were missing
was Gary the Snail, So if you gave me a
nice meal, that would.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Have been great.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
But the fact that you were singing in SpongeBob's voice
is so spectacular.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I want to give you fifteen points.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh wow, fifteen our first fifteen unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
We're going to cap it at ten.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, Akopolu.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Uh no, no, don't put a butt.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
No, no, there's there is no butt. I loved it.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
He like was waiting for like timing cues in the
in the music. The lyrics were great. I could understand it.
There was a little bit of phone issues, but there's
really you know, just it's an overnight radio show technology.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Give it a ten.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh my god, I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I gave him a nine.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Point five in Good Terror. In Good Terror.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I love this multi media aspect of it.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
That that was new, that was cool.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Everything else. I agree with everything what everybody said. I'm
going ten.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh we've got to have a new leader. That has
to be our new leader. Unreal. Rob in the three
two one, you are the new leader.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Rob?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Do I say I thank you militia?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
All right? Rob, thank you man? Wow? Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
The SpongeBob laugh does it for me?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Solid quality? We see, this is the kind of talent.
This is why we do this. Rob and the three
to one calling in there entertaining us, and right now
he is in the lead. That is the score to
bead Rob. How describe it like a SpongeBob original tune
or something like that, Like, how do you describe that, right,
little SpongeBob tune?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it was to the It
was to the tune of the Best Day Ever. But
he changed the lyrics for the for the Mallord Show.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I love it. Okay, very good, thank you. We have
more acts to come here, some legends and past winners
of awards on the Malor Palooza. We're getting into the
into the soup here. It's a big hour, big hour,
and we have another hour and a half to go
or so before we crown the winner, and then we'll
have the top three and the top three you'll be
able to vote on on X. But right now, let's
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get over to the Sporting News desk and we say
hello to the merman. You know, Malaprop guy came in here.
You want to know where the fountain was, Eddie that
you jumped in?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh did you show it to him?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Across the street? You can see it from when not
where we're at now, you kid, there's no windows I'll
take you over there. You can want to reminisce about
the good old days with Malapropka. Yeah, we Lorraina. By
the way, thought mal proposition. She thought that was me
on a burner account. She thought I was doing it.
She thought I was doing Kevin Durant.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I could see you doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm I'm a loser. I'm not that big a loser. Okay,
come on, I don't I'm not having burner accounts. Okay.
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on coming. A lot of reaction to the last act
from the fans of the show, Robin the three two
one doing a SpongeBob song. Some people loved it, the
other people upset with Eddie and his judging and his
scoring and all that. Well, let's why me.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Same score? Four other people?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
JT the women. I was the toughest. I'm the toughest score. Yeah,
you were half point lesson It's very difficult. A half
point means a lot. Let's get back to the show
and mad Jack is our next act up on the
Mallard Palooza. Hello, mad Jack, there he is, mad Jack, ain'tkoitarr?
You there in guitara?
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Yes you're there, Yes I'm here yet?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right? Very good, mad Jack? Do you need anything
of the us? Mad Jack? This is a tough act
to follow. You're following Rob and the three two one,
But you've called up and you have your own show.
You want to do you We want to do a
little parody tune as well, you know I do.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
I want to set this up real quick.
Speaker 10 (27:58):
We're gonna take mad Jack a familiar tune and new
lyrics and we'll get a good find it all together.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
And make a pair of Okay, very good. So you
got two minutes of time. Everyone, you need any or
mush anything at all? You good to go? Oh good, Okay,
we'll put two minutes on the clock. You're on your way.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Go.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Begin with verse number one, pulit segrading monologue, poppy picking underdogs,
fosspects are suspects. Wresseller guesses on the x Dukes, Flynning
colors up. The arena is ready with the dump. Edy
caters to.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
The boss, and there goes Marso with the toss.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
We didn't start the fire, but roll coast for the
Liz of roast.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Then he's got a fight.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Attack isn't back to fiction too much or not enough?
As the coffee kicks in Aaron Rodgers, Dakota and the Dodgers,
Lebron James, Brian James and snoring James, who hollers, can
I take the oath? These freak easy rules? No newbies,
we didn't startify, no firefighter because it's wee Man's lighter
(29:03):
Militia Futon password, cite the bite that you heard. Wait
a second, assistant, we've managing to clink again. Queen of
Hearts can set you right, so I'll.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Help you find good loving But what the hell?
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Her food has.
Speaker 10 (29:15):
Gone just like the toaster rub And we didn't start
the fire. No, we didn't light it. But Eddie cannot
fight it with Caitlin giving them the rub. He's a
big fan of the dub Marcella's telling mismatched. Ben is
big to another batch. Eddie's fucked the world is doing
Andreas He's a harvest moon. Eddie voice the reason accuses
(29:35):
Ben treason. Ben's not a booby and his bros who
put the ass and astros hoop the loop started the fire.
He's a liar, liar with the pants on fire. The
riddle of the day is how the new coach in
La went to coach from podcast host who kisses King?
Speaker 12 (29:54):
Lebron's a Jigs and Stephan Dykes and.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
All his no like Jerry Belt, the Cowboys, the Mafia,
the elements drowning in their comments. We didn't set the fire,
although it's quite well known. We had the burner phone six.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
If you win most game show another.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, all right, there he is our next and latest act,
the great mad Jack. All right, mad Jack? How did
we like that one? When we score on a scoring
system of one to ten? The effort was there? Tough
act to follow. It's like, you know, you go from
eating a delicious cheese steak with all the proper meat,
(30:37):
the cheese and the onion and bell pepper and all that,
and then you have to eat like a three day
old a tuna fish sandwich. It's just not very good.
I will go, I'm gonna go. I'm one to ten.
I'll give that a three. Eddie effort was there, I'll
give it a three. I thought he'd definitely put a
ton of work in me. Yeah, you know, but the
(30:58):
performance part of it wasn't production value, But I definitely
thought all the lyrics and the thought that he put
into it and the creativity was solid.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I'm gonna give.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Him a six six from Eddie double my score. What
about you, Lorena?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I'm on Eddie's side. I agree it was very clever,
well thought out. I think the delivery was lacking energy
and also you could probably enunciate a little more maybe,
so I'm.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Gonna give you.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
I'm going to give you a four.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I like what you said, maybe definitely, how about definitely four?
Speaker 9 (31:32):
I also agree with Eddie. The lyrics were fantastic. I
know what you were going for the Billy Joel song,
but it did Yeah, we didn't we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's kind of obviously yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
But it did sound more like like you were just
reading reading the lyrics, not catching the melody quite as
well as I have hoped. But may I suggest you know,
I don't know if judges can do this, but you
might want to do like next year, maybe like a
duo act, kind of like just Josh and Jay Scoop there,
(32:07):
because just Josh writes the lyrics, Jay Scoop does the performing,
And I think you could really be something special if
if you know, maybe you had somebody else performing your lyrics.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
No, no, that's not like I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Left handed compliment. Okay, it's like the.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Guy who wrote all of Elton John's Bernie Top.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yes, I'm just look it's Bernie Top. Yeah, it's not
a slight, it's just some constructive feedback. I'm gonna give
it a five.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Five right in the middle and inca terror. How did
you grade our friend, mad Jack?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
I agree with Lorena and Justin. There's nothing more to add.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Five five right in the middle from INCA very good.
All right, thank you very much, mad Jack. I know
we'll crass past here sooner enough. Mad Jack would like
the host Am Malard meet and greet in southern California,
so we'll have that at some point down the line locally.
We'll be in Vegas this coming Saturday. By the way,
(33:03):
if you like this boy, this is like a Vegas
show and we'll hey Vegas Baby plan Vegas one nine
only one afternoon only, start at three o'clock. Details on
social media. Would love to meet you. If you're in
Vegas or you're gonna be in Vegas this weekend, we'll
be hanging out. We have many more acts to come,
including a well decorated performer who is lined up to
(33:26):
give you some music. We'll get to that and we
will do it next.
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Speaker 4 (34:03):
It's Ben Maler We.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Roll on Malard Palooza twenty twenty four. Things really getting
interesting this hour, Rick and Maryland. We had Rob in
the three two one, mad Jack was just on and
another act lined up. Now this a recorded act. Our
friend from Ohio. He's known as Ohio Al and he
has made many a song period over the years. And
if you listen to my podcast, The Fifth Hour Podcast
(34:27):
ohio Al's all over that with different little jingle things
that he's made for the podcast I do on the weekends.
But here is the latest edition, the latest song from
ohio Al. It's Malapaluza twenty twenty four. Let's give it
up for the man, the myth, the legend, ohio Al
Yo Militia ohio Al.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Here with the live recording of my twenty twenty four
Malapaluza song called Ben's Overnight Blues sung to the tune
of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 15 (35:02):
I hear Ben Malcolm in the air and everywhere. Big
Ben ain't seen the sunshine, but you just don't care
because he stuck on over now.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Bead On.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
The Militia keeps Ben rolled until the crack of dawn.
Whimpan was just a baby.
Speaker 15 (35:31):
His mama told him, son, you're going to be a
fixed up and maybe number one, And she gave Ben
his first radio.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
He listened day and nine. Now Benny's hit the big time.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
He rules.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
He overne.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Hate the free man from his prison and moved him
to daytime.
Speaker 16 (36:00):
I Betty get the big folks and he'd be living fine.
About Loreina c Man Edi two, the Militia would disband.
Speaker 17 (36:16):
We love it be blue, all right, Ohioow, thank you
very much for ohio Al.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tremendous, tremendous as always love it, love it. It reminds
me of what this show has been at its peak
with these song parodies that ohio Al was a big
part of that, with our friends in Richmond and Michigan
and the other guys that have sent songs in. I
thought it was great. It was recorded, so I'm not
gonna go as high as I normally would. I'll give
(36:49):
him a ten.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Eddie, do we have any idea if he plays the
guitar or if that's somebody else doing I'm just curious
if he's.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Doing that, I think he's the one playing the guitar,
but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Well, so, very well done. I agree with you, Ben.
I thought it was fantastic. Lyrics are great, great singing,
and if he's playing the guitar, great job playing the guitar.
But I can't give him a ten or I'm not
going to give him a ten because it is recorded,
more respect for the live performances, so I will give him.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
A nine, A nine, all right, Loraina, Loraina, so so impressed.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
The lyrics were beautifully done.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I didn't like, honestly, you should be a professional writer,
but I agree, would have loved it to be live.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I'll give you an eight, an eight only an eight.
You gave him the same.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Scow that you You cannot compare.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm looking at your scoring here, I'm questioning your integrity Akopolo.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Finding out that Lorena is from Russia?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, what was it? Or East Germany?
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And I'm like, yeah, Lorrain, what are you doing? Eight?
An eight? That was an eight? It was good, it
was it was beyond good.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
It was flawless, it was perfect and really the only
the only knock like just like Eddie said, only because
it's not live, and I feel like you could you
could do this live and it would it would like
you know, blow us away could.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
So for that reason alone, I'm going to give it
a nine point five.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
A nine point five inco terror, how did you score?
Our friend ohio al quickly inkod terror.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
I love that echo at the very beginning when he's
announcing it the recording again, stop stock points for that,
So I give him a thirteen.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Thirteen all right, that's very reasonable, reasonable score, thank you, Inkoterr.
We have the last hour ahead and we are going
to have to squeeze in a bunch as we're gonna
have to going to pick up the grading process. But
another hour the Malor Paloozer to come
Hello and welcome. It's our Dumber three. The Malard Palooza
will continue later this hour. Our celebrity judge Inka Terror
is standing by. But here an hour three talking bass Paul,
did the Yankees pull off highway robbery getting former All
Star Jazz Chisholm Junior from the Marlins? Also? Does Jesse
(00:20):
Winker make a difference for the Mets? A couple of
trades happened over the weekend, and White Sox Ace Garrett
Crochet said no comment when asked about operation shutdown before
the trade deadline. What does this mean? We'll talk about
all that and more right now here. It is our
number three. It's all about the jazz. Say what not
(00:45):
the Utah Jazz. Welcome. In the beginning of another hour
of the Ben Mahler Show. We are in the air
everywhere inhabitants as we's success one cup at a time,
coast to coast, border the border and beyond. On the
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who called up last hour to complain. I think he's
filed ten thousand complaints that I've shortened his name while
he plays the farming game. But our lead this hour,
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don't bury the lead mom man. We'll get back to
the malaplusa inca Terra standing by. We have our most
acts of any one hour coming up this hour, four acts,
four of them him on tap. But we begin with
Baseball and then back to the Maltpalooza twenty twenty four. Addition,
we are just over a day away tomorrow. Tomorrow Tomorrow
(02:13):
is the trade deadline, and Baseball will say pens down,
that's it. Game of musical chairs will come to an end.
The MLB trade deadline is set for Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday
at six pm Eastern, three o'clock in the West, and
we've had a lot of musical chairs happening over the
weekend and the lead up to the trade deadline. We
(02:35):
start out in the Boogie Down Bronx or If you
didn't see this while we were away, you might have
missed it. The New York Yankees have acquired a former
All Star. The Yankees completed a trade for the Marlins
current outfielder Jazz Chisholm Junior. He comes from Miami, the
Pride of the Bahamas. He made his debut at third
(02:56):
base in a Yankee uniform at Finway. He had three
at bats with runners in scoring position. He went over
three in those at bats. He did have one hit,
He was one for five, scored a run, and the
Yankees got a blowout win over the Socks in that
particular game. So let us discuss the question, did the Yankees,
and I'm just basing this off what I've read, right,
(03:18):
because that's it's all I'm going by, did the Yankees
pull off highway robbery acquiring a young talented ballplayer named
Jazz Chisholm Junior from the Marlins for a couple of
scratcher tickets. So I've got meatball, seesaw, and slippery slope,
(03:38):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make the Eiffel Tower, which every
time I flip on the Olympics, that's all I see.
Is there anything else in Paris other than the Eiffel Tower.
I think that's it. I've never been, but it seems
like that's all there is, all right. So, first of all,
to answer the question, did the Yankees pull off a
(03:59):
highway robbery getting jazz chism from the Marlins? And shaking
my head? Uh no. Now to the untrained, I keep
reading these stories, Oh my god, what a great cup
for the Yankees. Brian Cashman's done it again. I'm skeptical.
I'm a skeptical person on this one. Here's why. You
hear these glowing reviews of the pundits and they're thinking,
(04:22):
like this cat's a generational talent and he's amazing and
all this stuff. But to me, this is not a fleece.
I don't even know who the Marlins got. I have nothing.
It's not even about that, right. But I look at
the player and I got questions I got We talked
about it, I got ripped a supermarket. Steve busted my balls.
We were talking about jazz chishm and possibly being traded
(04:42):
to the Yankees weeks ago. This has been out there
floating around. But for the casual fan, you look at
this guy and you're like, Okay, that guy's that's a spicy,
big spicy meatball. Jazz Chism, man, that's just deligious. But
those around baseball, most of them consider him to be
a ripoff veggie meetball. Not the authentic meat ball, the
(05:03):
veggie ball. It's a veggie meatball and jazz Chism. He's
rough around the edges. He is, he's an acquired taste.
He's been known as a polarizing guy. Now, what is
my evidence? My evidence is the pulse of the people
in that sport every year behind a paywallt the old
gray lady, the athletic every single year during a couple
(05:24):
that's happened a couple months ago, so it's during the season,
but it's not that far into the season. They do
a player's only poll. I think this actually happened last month.
At this happened in June, and jazz Chism was the
clear winner. He won the popular vote. Congratulations as the
most overrated overrated player in baseball. Not even close, not
(05:47):
even close. Right, it's not about who the Yankees gave up, Right,
it's not about who the Yankees gave up. If those
guys are good in Miami, They always say this about
teams like the Marlins and certain other teams that are
in that same like, if any of those guys turn
out to be blueeshit players in Miami, don't just end
up going back to the Yankees. They'll go back to
(06:07):
the Bronx. But this is going to be a tinder
box of a situation. One of the reasons the Yankees
waited until almost to the deadline to acquire the player
is because they know they might not admit it, but
they know that is going to be a battle of
egos between Jazz Chism and Juan Soto. Enjoy the chest puffs,
(06:29):
the pelvic struts, and the arrogant you know what, because
what could go wrong? Right? What could go wrong? These
aren't your daddy's Yankees. Oh no, these It's gonna be
interesting to follow it. Now. Secondly, we now take you
just adjacent to the cross the way from the Bronx.
We go to the Bronx white Stone Bridge over to
(06:49):
Queens and that is across the East River. There is
at the New York Metropolitan said hey, we got to
make a trade, and they did. They acquired outfielder Jesse
Winker from the National National League East National League East
trade and they get a double A pitcher. The Natitude
get a double A pitcher. Winker cleared his physical. He
(07:12):
actually played in the Mets loss to the Braves. He pinchhit,
struck out on queue for the Metropolitan. So the question
on this one does Jesse Winker make any noticeable difference
for the New York Mets as that was their big
move up until this point before the deadline, So this
(07:33):
is what's known as a measured move. They didn't give
up anything. It's not like they give up Nolan Ryan
two point zero. I gave up just another arm, likely
a guy that maybe makes it as a bullpen pitcher.
But that's about it from what I was reading, unless
I read it wrong. But the way I look at
this trade, Jesse Winker who looked like he was going
(07:53):
to be a star when he came up eating Skyline
Chile several years ago. But he has been a seesaw,
a human seesaw is what he has been. He's been
up and he's been down, and he's been up and
he's been down, and mostly he's been hanging out in
the sewer since he left Cincinnati. He's a by Baseball standards.
He's a middle aged player, as he's middle aged, and
(08:16):
he is having his top performance since he did play
for the Reds back in the day. But the reason
this move is close to the best is rather obvious
here because Winkers playing time figures to be limited to
when right handed pitching is on the mound, so that
doesn't get you all Tingately, they traded for a platoon
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player and a guy that's had back to back terrible
seasons and now has played well for half a year
this year. All right, now, final thought. We go back
to sweet home Chicago, where the pizza is fresh and
the baseball is lousy, and the White Sox are a
historically terrible team. They're expected to make a bunch of trades.
(08:57):
One of the big names they'd love to repackage is
Garrett Garrett Crochet, who's had a remarkable season considering we've
never heard of him. He's pitched very well for the
White Sox this year, and he was asked about that
report we talked about in a previous episode of the
show that he is not going to pitch in the
playoffs unless he gets a new contract, and Garrett Croche
(09:20):
he said, no comment, no comment over the weekend to
those reports, claiming that he's demanding that new money, show
me the money, and if he doesn't get that extension,
that he's not going to pitch in the postseason for
any team the Dodgers could get him. It could be
Game six of the World Series. He ain't pitching, not
gonna have it, so ask to confirm or deny said report.
(09:44):
The White Sox pitcher Garrett Crochet said, no comment right now.
I'm just focused on pitching for the White Sox. So
the White Sox pitcher again, for those of you little late,
little slow as you wait for more of than Mallatpalooza,
White Sox pitch Garrett Crochet said no comment, no comment
when asked about operations shut down before the trade deadline.
(10:07):
If he doesn't get paid, what does this actually mean?
So right now he is dancing on a very slippery slope,
and I would argue guilty as charged. I would argue
guilty as charged because no comment, as we know we've
done this a long time. Guilty as charged because no
comment is in fact a strong comment. By employing the
(10:31):
no comment. By using the no comment, the White Sox
pitcher is implying to every man, woman, and child, that
there is guilt, that there was prior knowledge of the situation.
All of that can be deduced from saying no comment.
And no comment also alludes to the attempt to hide
(10:53):
knowledge because he knows this is a bad look. I
will garan effint to you. If this guy did not
believe that he was going to demand a contractor or
else he wasn't in pitch, that's his position. He would
have said, that's outrageous. I want to win. I want winners,
and I'm in it to win it. And I don't
know why anyone would say that about me. They'd besmirched
(11:14):
my good name. But he didn't say any of that.
He didn't deny it. He said no comment, which is
his way of saying, you know what, You're right. I
don't want to pitch unless I get paid. I ain't
playing unless I get mine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, that's that. So buyer, beware, whether you're the Dodgers,
the Yankees, all the usual suspects, good luck. It is
the Ben Mahler Show. The mallor Palooser twenty twenty four continues.
You've got four big acts, four big acts still to
go this hour and we'll line them all up. We'll
knock them down here as it is a special night,
(11:47):
this night, different than almost all other nights on the show.
It is the Maller Palooser twenty twenty four, and it continues.
We'll get back to it, and if you want to
comment on any of this, we're not taking random calls
as we normally do. We're just yapping amongst each other
here judging in Kotaro. Will be back. But if you
want to comment on x at, Ben Mahler and I
(12:08):
just realized we actually have five acts because we still
have Kathy in Madison that we have to get to
as well. We'll get to all of it and we
will do it next.
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Fox Sports Radio Studios on a Mallard Paluza night.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's Ben Maller, big night of entertainment. Who's not entertained? Incoitar?
You're entertained, right, Incitar. You're enjoying this? Oh? I can
barely hear him? What's going on? He are there?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Anca, I'm quik here?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Okay, all right there? He is Incoateur? Are one of
our judges. It's Mallet Paluza twenty twenty four. What is
Mallet Palouza twenty twenty four. It is equal parts freak show,
variety show, talent show. Got a little bit of this,
a little bit of that. We've had some terrible comedy
acts that we've done so far. We had pig sounds
from David in Kansas, Spocks Weed did a Sinatra tune.
(14:12):
Pam and Seattle gave us the Olympic thing on a viola,
the Olympic Song, and another tune as well from Johnny Cash.
And we had keg drinking, Steve Do hog Calling, and
I can only imagine what's next. Are you ready in gatarror?
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I'm excited. I'm excited, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Our next act is from the great state of Maryland
and someone you're gonna recognize this guy's voice because he
is a regular at a couple of the bits that
we do. And we say hello to Rick in Maryland,
who's got some advice, some wisdom he would like to
share with the masses.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Hello Rick, morning time.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Now see that that's the famous sun in morning time.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yes, sir, yeah, let me get here so we can
start off with this from one of the the best
movies ever made. And I'm talking about the nineteen eighty
three edition, not the nineteen thirty edition. Scarface Always tell
the truth even when I lie. Now check this out
for Christians out there, you Bible something that's always you know,
(15:16):
just holier than diw How come why don't you answer
the phone by saying Heaven high as opposed to hell.
You're getting Hell low. I mean you're given credence to
the devil. Just say Heaven high. And check this out.
Another thing, God, if you meet a girl and every
sentence she has the phrase in it you feel you
(15:38):
feel me? Run, Just run. And another thing that was
a TV show that came out called Taxi back in
nineteen seventy six after Christopher Lloyd Christoph H. Lloyd. He
played the guy Iggy gets a Reverend Jim And something
I agree with He said, you know, somebody don't understand
(16:00):
if you can call an orange and orange, how come
you can't call a banana a yellow. I agree with that.
I like that. And another thing carriage courage no no
no caution game we used to play when we were
young tag, very innocent game. But you have to be
cautious playing that game because you get in trouble. Now,
when you're playing with your buddies, you know you tag it,
(16:21):
you can say he had it. You know he hit
all day long. But if you're playing with the girls
and you tag him you got and you say she
and it. If you say it real fast, say she
and it real fast, get you in trouble. And another thing, courage.
Have anybody had a Navy field training, I tell you,
they teach you something about going to see the Wizards.
(16:43):
Now I knew something wasn't right about that seeing the Wizards.
I don't like that name wizard. I didn't like when
the Bullets changed their name the Wizards. I mean I
didn't know. I didn't even like the Wizard of Oz.
That's the reason why I say that, how come they
couldn't have you want to see the Mermaid? I mean,
think about it, going to see the Wizards. You go
through this with the lollipop kiss.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
All right? Two minutes, two minutes, two minutes, all right?
Very good. He started right away. We didn't have to
prod him to begin. That is morning time from Rick
in Maryland. I'll go first. I liked it polish this
act he knew what he was going to talk about.
He bounced all over a lot of older references, but
that's fine with us. I don't care. I'm gonna give
(17:23):
him a seven point five, seven point five on this
malapalooza act.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Eddie, well, we're definitely not gonna be given the same
score on this one. Other than the calling an orange
and orange and a banana yellow, which was somewhat amusing,
although he did steal it from someone else. His observations were, eh,
not all that interesting. I'm gonna give him.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
A four four, Eddie, very rude, okay, Loreina, Well, you.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Know I love words of wisdom, Ben Yes, and though
those are pretty wisdomful, I will say so, I'm gonna
give him.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
A five, a five, okay, right in the middle of there,
Cooper Loop.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
I liked that it was something new we haven't really had,
like a words of wisdom act here in the Mallard Palooza.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (18:11):
And I liked the the hot the heaven high Hello reference.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That was that was good. I've never never thought of
that before. I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give him
a six.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Six, okay, so six from Coop five from the Rain
of four from eighty seven and a half from me.
I am the one. I'm the judge that loves you.
But what about Anco? Terror ain't good Terror? How did
you grade the performance by morning time? Rick?
Speaker 6 (18:35):
The delivery was was fantastic. Uh, the material it was Okay,
I'm gonna give it a three, A three, all.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Right, well, thank you. That is a magic number. Rick.
Thank you, Rick. I appreciate your work even if these
schmucks don't. But we do. And we'll move on to
the next act. And we have a Rob in the
three two one who is going to do some impersonations
according to my big board. Hello Rob in the three
(19:05):
two one.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Welcome Rob, Hey, thank you for having me.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
This is a this is a this is a pleasure.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
I'm glad I could be a part of it.
Speaker 11 (19:13):
Thank you to all the Malan militia that told me
I should partake.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
All right, we'll give you two minutes of time here.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Well now, yeah, let me just want to make sure Rob,
you want me to play this this link that you
tweeted on me in the background, right, correct?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, all right, all right, ready to go, Cooper Loop. Okay,
we're ready to go. We'll put two minutes on the clock,
and we sailor our next act, Rob in the three
two one, and you're on your way go.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
Mister Boone came out and he smiled at me.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
That is gonna be U great.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
I just wait and.
Speaker 11 (19:58):
See John Dada bed and turned on Fox Boys Radio.
It's the band.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Shown show.
Speaker 11 (20:28):
Bob.
Speaker 12 (20:29):
Are you up so late?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Hi?
Speaker 12 (20:31):
Patrick?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
Do you want to know why? Says best night ever?
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Well, I'm glad you last, because it's the best overnight
radio show in all of the lands. Tonight, I'll get
some fun backed from Ben Hour, I get all of
my mother advice from Flowerina the Queen of Hearts, Hollywood
news from Cooper Newlop Justin Cooper and love you put
on my radio voice, and all of the latest news
from Seboat Lillie aka Eddie's Arcia.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Juze, Sponge Bob, The Third Show, Rock.
Speaker 13 (21:06):
Yes Indeed it does Die Ah one more time, Ibby
sting along with stay with Me one.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Yes Out, It's the Man.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Man Show and show.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
All right your parents twice creeper sounding all right?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
All right? So two minutes. Wow, amazing, amazing performance. Rob
in the three two one. We get songs like this,
but no, I don't think we've ever had one performed
live during the show like that. Well maybe that's not true.
We've had we've had some of the past, but this
is outstanding. I loved it. You nailed it, entertaining, You
(22:03):
got us all mentioned in the song I'm gonna give
you you know what, I go nine point five nine
point five for Rob in the three two one Eddie h.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
The only criticism I have was that there was some
little bit of issues with the phone. However, he's he's
on the phone. You made your chance be quiet, including
music in the background. Obviously, that's you know, going the
extra mile. The impressions were great, The song was good,
including as you said, some original lyrics about the show.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm giving him a ten ten uh ten. All right,
what's amazing score, Lorena.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yeah, you know, you know, I'm really hard on singing.
I thought, not only did you do SpongeBob fantastically and
Patrick fantastically and Squidward. The only person who were missing
was Gary the Snail, So if you gave me a
nice meal, that would.
Speaker 7 (23:02):
Have been great.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
But the fact that you were singing in SpongeBob's voice
is so spectacular.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I want to give you fifteen points.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Oh wow, fifteen our first fifteen unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
We're going to cap it at ten.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, Akopolu.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I thought it was great.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Uh no, no, don't put a butt.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
No, no, there's there is no butt. I loved it.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
He like was waiting for like timing cues in the
in the music. The lyrics were great. I could understand it.
There was a little bit of phone issues, but there's
really you know, just it's an overnight radio show technology.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Yeah, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Give it a ten.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
Ten.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh my god, I'm the bad guy.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I gave him a nine.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Point five in Good Terror. In Good Terror.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
I love this multi media aspect of it.
Speaker 7 (23:51):
That that was new, that was cool.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Everything else. I agree with everything what everybody said. I'm
going ten.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Oh we've got to have a new leader. That has
to be our new leader. Unreal. Rob in the three
two one, you are the new leader.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Rob?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Wow?
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Do I say I thank you militia?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
All right? Rob, thank you man? Wow? Okay, there you go.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
The SpongeBob laugh does it for me?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Solid quality? We see, this is the kind of talent.
This is why we do this. Rob and the three
to one calling in there entertaining us, and right now
he is in the lead. That is the score to
bead Rob. How describe it like a SpongeBob original tune
or something like that, Like, how do you describe that, right,
little SpongeBob tune?
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it was to the It
was to the tune of the Best Day Ever. But
he changed the lyrics for the for the Mallord Show.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
I love it. Okay, very good, thank you. We have
more acts to come here, some legends and past winners
of awards on the Malor Palooza. We're getting into the
into the soup here. It's a big hour, big hour,
and we have another hour and a half to go
or so before we crown the winner, and then we'll
have the top three and the top three you'll be
able to vote on on X. But right now, let's
(25:12):
get over to the Sporting News desk and we say
hello to the merman. You know, Malaprop guy came in here.
You want to know where the fountain was, Eddie that
you jumped in?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh did you show it to him?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Across the street? You can see it from when not
where we're at now, you kid, there's no windows I'll
take you over there. You can want to reminisce about
the good old days with Malapropka. Yeah, we Lorraina. By
the way, thought mal proposition. She thought that was me
on a burner account. She thought I was doing it.
She thought I was doing Kevin Durant.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I could see you doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm I'm a loser. I'm not that big a loser. Okay,
come on, I don't I'm not having burner accounts. Okay.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
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act up on the Mallard Palooza. The hits just keep
(27:03):
on coming. A lot of reaction to the last act
from the fans of the show, Robin the three two
one doing a SpongeBob song. Some people loved it, the
other people upset with Eddie and his judging and his
scoring and all that. Well, let's why me.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Same score? Four other people?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
JT the women. I was the toughest. I'm the toughest score. Yeah,
you were half point lesson It's very difficult. A half
point means a lot. Let's get back to the show
and mad Jack is our next act up on the
Mallard Palooza. Hello, mad Jack, there he is, mad Jack, ain'tkoitarr?
You there in guitara?
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Yes you're there, Yes I'm here yet?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
All right? Very good, mad Jack? Do you need anything
of the us? Mad Jack? This is a tough act
to follow. You're following Rob and the three two one,
But you've called up and you have your own show.
You want to do you We want to do a
little parody tune as well, you know I do.
Speaker 12 (27:56):
I want to set this up real quick.
Speaker 10 (27:58):
We're gonna take mad Jack a familiar tune and new
lyrics and we'll get a good find it all together.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
And make a pair of Okay, very good. So you
got two minutes of time. Everyone, you need any or
mush anything at all? You good to go? Oh good, Okay,
we'll put two minutes on the clock. You're on your way.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Go.
Speaker 10 (28:19):
Begin with verse number one, pulit segrading monologue, poppy picking underdogs,
fosspects are suspects. Wresseller guesses on the x Dukes, Flynning
colors up. The arena is ready with the dump. Edy
caters to.
Speaker 12 (28:34):
The boss, and there goes Marso with the toss.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
We didn't start the fire, but roll coast for the
Liz of roast.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Then he's got a fight.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Attack isn't back to fiction too much or not enough?
As the coffee kicks in Aaron Rodgers, Dakota and the Dodgers,
Lebron James, Brian James and snoring James, who hollers, can
I take the oath? These freak easy rules? No newbies,
we didn't startify, no firefighter because it's wee Man's lighter
(29:03):
Militia Futon password, cite the bite that you heard. Wait
a second, assistant, we've managing to clink again. Queen of
Hearts can set you right, so I'll.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Help you find good loving But what the hell?
Speaker 14 (29:15):
Her food has.
Speaker 10 (29:15):
Gone just like the toaster rub And we didn't start
the fire. No, we didn't light it. But Eddie cannot
fight it with Caitlin giving them the rub. He's a
big fan of the dub Marcella's telling mismatched. Ben is
big to another batch. Eddie's fucked the world is doing
Andreas He's a harvest moon. Eddie voice the reason accuses
(29:35):
Ben treason. Ben's not a booby and his bros who
put the ass and astros hoop the loop started the fire.
He's a liar, liar with the pants on fire. The
riddle of the day is how the new coach in
La went to coach from podcast host who kisses King?
Speaker 12 (29:54):
Lebron's a Jigs and Stephan Dykes and.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
All his no like Jerry Belt, the Cowboys, the Mafia,
the elements drowning in their comments. We didn't set the fire,
although it's quite well known. We had the burner phone six.
Speaker 12 (30:12):
If you win most game show another.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Okay, all right, there he is our next and latest act,
the great mad Jack. All right, mad Jack? How did
we like that one? When we score on a scoring
system of one to ten? The effort was there? Tough
act to follow. It's like, you know, you go from
eating a delicious cheese steak with all the proper meat,
(30:37):
the cheese and the onion and bell pepper and all that,
and then you have to eat like a three day
old a tuna fish sandwich. It's just not very good.
I will go, I'm gonna go. I'm one to ten.
I'll give that a three. Eddie effort was there, I'll
give it a three. I thought he'd definitely put a
ton of work in me. Yeah, you know, but the
(30:58):
performance part of it wasn't production value, But I definitely
thought all the lyrics and the thought that he put
into it and the creativity was solid.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I'm gonna give.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Him a six six from Eddie double my score. What
about you, Lorena?
Speaker 8 (31:14):
I'm on Eddie's side. I agree it was very clever,
well thought out. I think the delivery was lacking energy
and also you could probably enunciate a little more maybe,
so I'm.
Speaker 6 (31:24):
Gonna give you.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
I'm going to give you a four.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I like what you said, maybe definitely, how about definitely four?
Speaker 9 (31:32):
I also agree with Eddie. The lyrics were fantastic. I
know what you were going for the Billy Joel song,
but it did Yeah, we didn't we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's kind of obviously yeah.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
But it did sound more like like you were just
reading reading the lyrics, not catching the melody quite as
well as I have hoped. But may I suggest you know,
I don't know if judges can do this, but you
might want to do like next year, maybe like a
duo act, kind of like just Josh and Jay Scoop there,
(32:07):
because just Josh writes the lyrics, Jay Scoop does the performing,
And I think you could really be something special if
if you know, maybe you had somebody else performing your lyrics.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
No, no, that's not like I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Left handed compliment. Okay, it's like the.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Guy who wrote all of Elton John's Bernie Top.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yes, I'm just look it's Bernie Top. Yeah, it's not
a slight, it's just some constructive feedback. I'm gonna give
it a five.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Five right in the middle and inca terror. How did
you grade our friend, mad Jack?
Speaker 6 (32:37):
I agree with Lorena and Justin. There's nothing more to add.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Five five right in the middle from INCA very good.
All right, thank you very much, mad Jack. I know
we'll crass past here sooner enough. Mad Jack would like
the host Am Malard meet and greet in southern California,
so we'll have that at some point down the line locally.
We'll be in Vegas this coming Saturday. By the way,
(33:03):
if you like this boy, this is like a Vegas
show and we'll hey Vegas Baby plan Vegas one nine
only one afternoon only, start at three o'clock. Details on
social media. Would love to meet you. If you're in
Vegas or you're gonna be in Vegas this weekend, we'll
be hanging out. We have many more acts to come,
including a well decorated performer who is lined up to
(33:26):
give you some music. We'll get to that and we
will do it next.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
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Speaker 5 (33:43):
This is the greatest show on overnight audio Earth. That's
even better when you join our curious world. We would
be appreciated.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Have you.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
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Speaker 4 (34:03):
It's Ben Maler We.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Roll on Malard Palooza twenty twenty four. Things really getting
interesting this hour, Rick and Maryland. We had Rob in
the three two one, mad Jack was just on and
another act lined up. Now this a recorded act. Our
friend from Ohio. He's known as Ohio Al and he
has made many a song period over the years. And
if you listen to my podcast, The Fifth Hour Podcast
(34:27):
ohio Al's all over that with different little jingle things
that he's made for the podcast I do on the weekends.
But here is the latest edition, the latest song from
ohio Al. It's Malapaluza twenty twenty four. Let's give it
up for the man, the myth, the legend, ohio Al
Yo Militia ohio Al.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Here with the live recording of my twenty twenty four
Malapaluza song called Ben's Overnight Blues sung to the tune
of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 15 (35:02):
I hear Ben Malcolm in the air and everywhere. Big
Ben ain't seen the sunshine, but you just don't care
because he stuck on over now.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Bead On.
Speaker 14 (35:19):
The Militia keeps Ben rolled until the crack of dawn.
Whimpan was just a baby.
Speaker 15 (35:31):
His mama told him, son, you're going to be a
fixed up and maybe number one, And she gave Ben
his first radio.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
He listened day and nine. Now Benny's hit the big time.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
He rules.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
He overne.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Hate the free man from his prison and moved him
to daytime.
Speaker 16 (36:00):
I Betty get the big folks and he'd be living fine.
About Loreina c Man Edi two, the Militia would disband.
Speaker 17 (36:16):
We love it be blue, all right, Ohioow, thank you
very much for ohio Al.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tremendous, tremendous as always love it, love it. It reminds
me of what this show has been at its peak
with these song parodies that ohio Al was a big
part of that, with our friends in Richmond and Michigan
and the other guys that have sent songs in. I
thought it was great. It was recorded, so I'm not
gonna go as high as I normally would. I'll give
(36:49):
him a ten.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
Eddie, do we have any idea if he plays the
guitar or if that's somebody else doing I'm just curious
if he's.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Doing that, I think he's the one playing the guitar,
but I don't know.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Well, so, very well done. I agree with you, Ben.
I thought it was fantastic. Lyrics are great, great singing,
and if he's playing the guitar, great job playing the guitar.
But I can't give him a ten or I'm not
going to give him a ten because it is recorded,
more respect for the live performances, so I will give him.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
A nine, A nine, all right, Loraina, Loraina, so so impressed.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
The lyrics were beautifully done.
Speaker 8 (37:23):
I didn't like, honestly, you should be a professional writer,
but I agree, would have loved it to be live.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I'll give you an eight, an eight only an eight.
You gave him the same.
Speaker 8 (37:36):
Scow that you You cannot compare.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
What are you doing here?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
I'm looking at your scoring here, I'm questioning your integrity Akopolo.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
Finding out that Lorena is from Russia?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Yeah, what was it? Or East Germany?
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You know?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
And I'm like, yeah, Lorrain, what are you doing? Eight?
An eight? That was an eight? It was good, it
was it was beyond good.
Speaker 9 (37:57):
It was flawless, it was perfect and really the only
the only knock like just like Eddie said, only because
it's not live, and I feel like you could you
could do this live and it would it would like
you know, blow us away could.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
So for that reason alone, I'm going to give it
a nine point five.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
A nine point five inco terror, how did you score?
Our friend ohio al quickly inkod terror.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
I love that echo at the very beginning when he's
announcing it the recording again, stop stock points for that,
So I give him a thirteen.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Thirteen all right, that's very reasonable, reasonable score, thank you, Inkoterr.
We have the last hour ahead and we are going
to have to squeeze in a bunch as we're gonna
have to going to pick up the grading process. But
another hour the Malor Paloozer to come
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