July 29, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Baltimore Ravens being 'determined to prove' that Lamar Jackson is the best QB in the NFL in 2024, a series of much publicized training camp rhubarbs, the final performances of Mallerpalooza 2024, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our dumnber for the final hour
of the Malor of Poloser.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The final hour, will crown our winner. Later this hour.
We'll have Inka tear back throughout the hour, but we
begin with a monologue and John Harbaughs says the Ravens
are determined to prove Lamar Jackson is the NFL's best
quarterback in twenty twenty four. What needs to change for
this to happen. Also, out of these much publicized NFL
(00:29):
training camp rhubarbs hit you, Aaron Rodgers was involved in
one of them, also a situation in Pittsburgh. And we
go to New England where Gerrod Mayo will Gerrod Mayo
adding a PlayStation and ping pong table help build patriot camaraderie.
We'll go there as well. It's all coming your way
right now here it is have a wonderful, wonderful Monday,
(00:52):
the twenty ninth day of July. It's our number four.
The Malapalooza will crown a winner at the end of
this hour. Here it is. It's all about Action Jackson.
At the beginning of this our welome in yet another hour,
one after another of the Ben Mather Show, as we
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so that number ten thousand. We have more big acts
to come this hour. Who will be the winner. We'll
crown a champion. We'll get back to the malpaluos in
a minute, but we start each hour with a mal
monologue in our lead. This hour from Maryland morning time.
(02:23):
That is where Lamar Jackson made his training camp debut
over the weekend. I know you're excited about that. Whoo Yeah,
I missed the first week with an illness and following
his first appearance as a Raven for twenty twenty four
during training camp, John Harbaugh was waxing poetic, the verbose
(02:46):
coach of the Ravens, singing the praises of his quarterback. Now,
if you didn't see this, and maybe maybe you missed it, Harbaugh,
not Jim, that's the Charger coach. This is John Harbor.
John Harbaugh said the Ravens are working to make sure
Lamar Jackson receives the proper recognition because he just does
not get enough attention. He's complaining to Lorena in the
(03:06):
production meeting. There's just not enough attention for Lamar Jackson, said,
quote from John Harbaugh. He's the best quarterback in football.
We believe, John Harbaugh declared, and we are determined to
prove it. Close quote. So this is what I want
to talk to you about the question, John Harbaugh saying
the Ravens are determined to prove that Lamar Jackson is
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the NFL's best quarterback in twenty twenty four. What needs
to change for this to happen? What needs to change
for this to happen? So I've got amazon Oscar Meyer
and El Capitan and we will combine all of these
things together and we'll do a Hello to Amy Vandykin,
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who used to work here. I saw her on TV.
She's doing the Olympics for NBC. Very excited. I did
some work with her back in the day and to
see Amy, champion Olympic swimmer back there getting her opportunity
in the broadcast booth here this year in the Olympics
in Paris. But our lead this hour answering the question
about Lamar Jackson. The lead we're gonna start with this.
(04:11):
So the thing that needs to happen is rather obvious,
as everyone knows. Even if you're a Schmendrick and you
don't really pay that much attention, you know, the regular
season is not where the legend is made, right Lamar,
If you just judge him off week one through Week
eighteen and even the bye week. Lamar Jackson is a
(04:33):
Rhodes scholar from September till December. Man is he good?
Big trophy case, couple of shiny MVP awards. But then playoffs, playoffs,
Then the playoffs start and John Harbaugh, I've determined that
John Harbaugh has to deal with Amazon because there's some
kind of error on his delivery for his quarterback instead
(04:54):
of purchasing a sturdy, reliable box of plastic straws that
can stir the drink and they don't melt and all that. No, no, no,
Hardball accidentally got his hands on those weak paper straws.
And that's Lamar in the postseason six six six, the
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Sign of the Devil, Lamar Jackson two and four record
in the playoffs, six touchdown passes, six interceptions, and six fumbles.
That's it. It's a six pack of a meal, and
it ain't good. And you look around and he said,
well the best, the best means as good as all
the rest. Well, Lamar Jackson is not on the same
(05:36):
line as Patrick Mahomes and and Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow's
behind Mahomes, but Burrow is right there at number two,
number two, head and shoulders ahead of Lamar. But Lamo's
got the MVP. Okay, all right, big game, you gotta
win the game. You're going with Lamar Jackson or are
(05:56):
you going with Joe Burrow? Because I'm going with Joe Burrow.
Playoff game. Yeah, he's got opportunity. You'll have more opportunities
this year. The Ravers will be back in the playoffs
unless he gets hurt. Now, furthermore, around the NFL, we
go some slobber knockers to talk about. George Pickens had
what has been described as a quote heated exchange with
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the Steelers wide receiver coach at practice. While at Jets camp,
Aran Rogers got into it with Garrett Wilson. He got
into it also their own back and forth. All these
things are being called heated exchanges, mostly clinical urn. So
how do these much publicized NFL training camp rhubarbs hit you?
(06:41):
The Jets and Steelers the latest teams involved in this.
So to me, they're like the Ohio State marching band
dotting the I in terms of.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
All.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
To me, they're insignificant, right, that's an eye. They're irrelevant,
that's an eye. And they're inconsequential, which is also an eye.
All of those things, it's all part of it. And
as they say at Oscar Meyer, you're never supposed to
see how they make the sausage. When I was a kid,
my mom used to drop me off at RAMS training camp,
and back in those days it wasn't all corporate. There
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was like one guy on a lawn chair who was
the security guard and just did whatever you wanted. And
I would go there and I'd see guys getting the
fights all the time, and I wouldn't talk about it.
Just the way it works. That's that time of the year.
It's the fighting season, and that's how it goes and
all that stuff. But this is you're seeing how they
make the sausage. It's like the Milwaukee Brewers sausage race there,
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and this is how you work out the kinks, and
it's trial and error and under the heat and humidity.
And when these things happen, and or they ever happened
during the regular season, then we can revisit them. They
occasionally they do, but for now, it's just boys being boys,
all right. Last thing here we head to the Commonwealth,
and these are not your Daddy's not your daddy's Patriots,
(08:02):
the new England football team having their first training camp
since Bill Belichick said bye bye. Well, actually said bye
bye to him, but Belichick exited stays left since two thousand,
two thousand, last time the Patriots had a training camp
without Bill Belichick. He's been replaced by Gerard Mayo, who
took over as the field general there and he has
(08:25):
made some stylistic changes to the setup, but don't if
you saw this one or not. It's been bouncing around
the last a few days. We are told that the
most notable, the most notable is the player lounge, always
exciting player lounge that includes now billiards PlayStation and a
ping pong table okay, among other things. In fact, he
(08:51):
said that the coach is doing this because he wants
team bonding. Leaves that this will lead to team bonding.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Question for the assembled class here will Gerrod Mayo's adding
of a PlayStation and a ping pong table helped to
build team camaraderie? So I'm shaking my head no on this.
It's a noble effort by Gerrod Mayo. I get it.
(09:19):
The thing that he needs to do, though, Coach Mayo
needs to go el capitan. He's got a mimic Derek Jeter,
the Yankee captain who famously had that wicker basket in
his foyer. When you'd show up to Derek Jeter's house
in Tampa, you had to put your cell phone there.
Because that's essentially what Gerrod Mayo's complaining about. He's like, oh,
(09:41):
the players were just on their phones all the time,
and they weren't interacting with each other. Well, spoiler alert,
spoiler alert, it's still gonna happen. No ping pong table
or Billiard's table is going to impact the modern young person,
like that's what are you a boomer? Tell me to
play Billiards? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna play pool?
(10:04):
Are you nuts? Have you lost your mind? So if
he gets a wicker basket and then puts all the
cell phones in there, sure, and then he'll be called
the death spot and all that. Yeah, And if that happens, though,
you'll see Billiards Battle Royal and ping Pong Battle Royale
and all that. But Bill Belichick is rolling over right
now in his satin sheets with his young lady friend
right next to him. They're rolling around because this classic
(10:28):
good cop bat cup, classic good cop bat cup. You've
got Bill Belichick who was the hard, oh disciplinarian, drill
sergeant guy, and now Mayo is giving everyone a lollipop.
You get a lollipop, You get a lollipop. You get
a lollipop, and you get ice cream, you get ice cream,
you get cookies, all of that wild And if I'm
(10:52):
not mistaken, I think Belichick replaced Pete Carroll, who was
more of that type of code. Pete Carroll was the Hey,
everyone gets a piece of candy. Knock yourself out. It
is the Ben Mahler Show. We are going to have
the final hour of the Malapalooza. I've got a murderer's row,
big name talent are Judge inker Teri's back. If you've
(11:14):
missed it, I'm telling you this is the biggest hour.
But you got to go back and here. The podcast
will be up after we're done.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Here.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
All the great acts we've had, live performances, recorded performances. Yes,
I know Kathy still wants to have her song play.
We'll get to that as well. We'll get to all
of it. Malard Palooza twenty twenty four, the final hour
to get acts in. We'll do it, and we will
do it next.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 6 (11:50):
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We usually talk all basketball all the time, but it's
more about the stories about what made these people love
their sport and all the interesting interactions along the way.
We talked to coaches, we talked to players, We tell
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Speaker 4 (12:09):
I think you'll like it.
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Listen to All Ball with Doug Gottlieb on the iHeartRadio app,
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Speaker 4 (12:19):
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Her first name is Lorrain and she's at FSR Tech Queen, Yes, Yes,
(12:45):
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Speaker 1 (12:50):
On a Malor Palooza night lot to get to limited time.
You're listening to our live in depth team coverage Malar
Palooza twenty twenty four. It's part variety show, freak show,
talent show, a little bit of this, a little bit
of that. We've had some great acts who had some
terrible acts. Let's get back to it. Inca. Taras are
classically trained. Judge, are there, Inca?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I am, And I thought you'd want to know that
Molta loved the billiards so much. That's why it died broke.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh is that right? I didn't I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, okay,
he's a gambler. Here's a gambler.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Not good?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Not good apparently, yeah, not good at it? I got you?
All right? Well, very good. Let's welcome in our next
act from Madison, Wisconsin, a fan favorite. We still play
her drop on the air. Hey, Mona, we welcome in
Kathy in Madison. And she's unable to call him live,
but she did send this little song in. So here's
(13:44):
our friend Kathy in Madison. This is a tribute to Loraina.
I believe, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'd like to dedicate his chuck very song to Lorraine.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
How many some agual?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Eddie my wife? Hey you don Eddie? Is it still gone?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right? God?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Can I ask a question of Coop because watching the
video of this, Yeah, what are you seeing, Coop when
you're playing this?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
There's a video of Kathy playing the mandolin.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I believe is that what that is?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
What that is?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't know what I think?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
So wow uh And then like the background of the
video of her playing this instrument is what looks to
be Queen of Hearts. No, that is a that's the
Queen of Hearts from a from a deck of cards.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's a tribute to you. That's a tribute to you.
So it's more of a visual thing than an audio thing.
But we're judging her on audio. Eddio chuck Berry tunes.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
See that's the thing.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Singing, well, I think there was, but the the lyrics
were really low in the mix. I think she tried
mixing the two.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, all right, let's get to the judges.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Kathy's been a big fan of the show for a
long time. I love her to death. She supports what
we do here, and for that reason, that reason alone,
i'll her too. I thought, I thought, Kathy, I've told
her she should just sing lyrics. We don't want to hear.
I know she likes to play musical instruments, but for
our purposes. Well, she did like the hey mona thing.
That's great, So I'll give her to Eddie.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Well, the lowest score I was given was a minus
five to Ferd Dog and fd Dog or whatever his
name is, and that's justified. Then then then was the
first guy was a two. I don't want to give
her lesson that's I'll give her three.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Three okay, Ye you got a three there, Loreina. This
is a song for you, Lorena.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Yeah. And because of that, I'm really torn, Ben. I
was waiting to hear my name multiple times, like Lorena.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
The Queen Crewe to you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Yeah, you know, Crudy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
There was none of that.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
The song is called Little Queenie. All right, I'll give
her four plays four.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
What tremendously high at Cooper Loup. Don't give it two two? Okay?
So you agree with my score in Terror.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Well, she made the mandolin sound like an electric guitar,
which is ut and I just enjoyed pixing Lorena rocking
out to whatever was going on. So for the image
and everything, I'm going to give it a three point five.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Three point five from INCA there. So, Kathy, thank you
as always for submitting a song. We move on to
the next act now and we have several big names
lined up and we say hello to Tony in the Bay. Hello,
Tony What a crowd?
Speaker 12 (17:30):
What a crowd? I was talking with Blair backstage and
he took an uber here and boys his right arm
tired in the front row. Hey from Minnesota and Siria
Sean and somebody please call security. I would like to
give a shout out to Poppy. Speaking of knobs, David
Vasse is the sports radio with Mark Davis's the Super Kits. Hey, Lorena,
(17:52):
what's in the box? What's in the box? There must
be an echo? What do you call it? When wed
Man walks out of lambeau Field? One less? More on
and Lizzo, don't be scared. That's not ahead of cabbage
across from you. That's just Marcelf from Brooklyn. What's the
difference between a Packers fans wife and Lizzo? About one
dress size? And the great Ben Meller. People say that
(18:14):
Ben Welch is on his bets, but that's not true.
I bet him he was a big dope and he
paid up. And now that my time here is indeed,
I think that is time I should quit. If any
of you feel offended, stick your head in a bucket
of shaving cream.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Thanks Ben, Okay, thank you there. It is Tony from
the bed I always enjoy Tony's work on the show. Tremendous,
very entertaining. I'm gonna give quickly here. We've got to
get everyone in. Everyone's got to get an opportunity. One
to ten. I love Tony's sense of humor. I love it,
love it, love it. I'm gonna give him a six. Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, the insult comic there, little song at the end,
give him.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
A five, A five. He didn't curse, which I was
expected he was going to. That's usually how that goes.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
Lorraina, Yeah, I was really excited when he didn't curse.
I didn't have to press the dump button for that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You get a six six all right, very good and
Cooper Loop, I actually this was a lot better than
I was expecting. Did you actually have expectations.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
For very low? Very low?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
And he blew them out of the water. I thought
these were pretty funny lines. I love when people take shots.
I like the insults type of thing. Throw in a
little musical act there at the end, and I kinda
I think I like the deadpan delivery. I I feel
like there's that just makes it funnier. I'm going to
give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Seven. He didn't go too long. He didn't try to
you know, over overdo. It ain't good terror.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
In good terror, he got right to it, which is great.
The only downside is he had me till I heard
him turn the page.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
And a page turn.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I did hear that?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
So well, you don't want to give away your secrets,
so I'll give him a five, A.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Five right in the middle there, All right, thank you
very much. In Katerra, they're our next act. The hits
just keep coming. You listen to our live cover. Just
Malard Paluza twenty twenty four, part variety show, part freak show,
part talent show. We go to the great state of Kansas.
Now another female act here, and we say hello to
Christy in Kansas. Now, Christy's been in the Talent Show before,
(20:28):
and you have in famous tune a couple of years ago.
Hello Christy, welcome back. Hi, thanks, good to have you
with us. And I remember you did the mallord.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It was yeah, it was a Yankee Yankee dude.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I love that. It was very good. We play that.
We used to play that from time to time.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Memorable.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Huh, it was good.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And Chris, that MA show is a hit because Ben
is not a phony. All the other sports that cost
are full of ranted below.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
See that was one of her previous performances there, and
she's back with something here and what do you what
are you going to do today?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I Am going to sing again, but like after Ohio
Al it's kind of like Kindergarten works. But I made
up the song and called it after my favorite summer fruit, watermelon,
So I'll just get to it all right here we
got watermelon, watermelon. You turn my poop red watermelon, watermelon,
not as big as Ben's head. Watermelon, watermelon. Give me
(21:19):
some more. You know in NBA there isn't any final
for watermelon watermelon. I love to blow you up, just
like Roberto did the Callers when he got fed up.
I'm singing in this contest, and I hope I get
a ten from Eddie and the Cooper lupla rain not
and Ben and not so inca terror, so Mike Beckles
is complete, and then I know that I can die
(21:42):
hap a Liam piece watermelon watermelon. I love you so,
but not nearly as much as the Ben Mallor show.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, alright, shut up my giant headsize that tremendous job.
Original tune performed live, liked it, and she's the great
thing about Chrissy. She's got like that sweet girl next
door sound, but then just throws like Haymakers, like just
throws haymakers. I love. I'm gonna give her. I'm gonna
(22:13):
give this in. I'm gonna give it an eight point
five Eddie.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Good original lyrics, she's held a tune very well, amusing original.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Eight eight all right, Lorena.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Not only all of those things, she also really threw
me if I did not expect her to talk about
red poop right off the bat.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
So I mean for that loan, she gets a ten
for me ten I unbelieveable.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, And what about you Koplu?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
For much of the song, I had the same score
as Ben eight and a half. But then there was
a shot at the clippers in there, so I'm gonna
go nine.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well I would have gone ten without that shot of
the clips. What about you our friend INCA terror?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
What's wrong with you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
She was amazing twelve from AKA Terror. Hey Christy with
her watermelon tune? Thanks, thank you, thank you, Christy. There
she goes, No, I have some notes your water melon.
I did not have that on my Bengo car we
get a watermelons.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
I have like this idea now to go and get
a watermelon and try your different hats on it, see
which one is really the first?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I have you not had enough food here? I mean
malaprop guy like rated several stores to bring food to
you and I haven't had any of it. I have
not had a bite of food. By the way, I'm
honoring my ridiculous diet is what I'm doing. It was
is just not eating. Is it a incoter Is it
a diet if you don't eat it all? Is that
a diet?
Speaker 7 (23:40):
No, No, it's not a diet. That's torture.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's torture. Yeah, I understand. Anyway, we have at least
one big name, possibly two big names on the board
here still to go, and then we will have the
final vote, the final tally. You listen to our live
coverage with a Malapalooza twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two aim Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
As we roll on the Mallard Palooza twenty twenty four.
The final half hour or so of the Mallid Palooza
and we'll find out the top three. The top three
will go to a runoff vote if you remember the rules.
At the beginning of the show, we talked about how
we will crown a winner, but then the top three
finalists will go to a runway. We can even do
the top four. If it's close at three and four,
(24:28):
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it is Malard Palooza. This is the big night here,
Mala Paluza twenty twenty four. Thanks to everyone that's been
in this over the night. We've been here all night
(25:30):
here yapping and people have been singing and dancing. We
started out with Bennett the comedian from the Pacific Northwest.
We had Pam and Seattle, bunch of people, but we
have more acts to come right now and our next
act up from Boston. We welcome in Mike the Leprechaun,
who's come out of nowhere and he's like he's just
hiding out on a rainbow somewhere and he's come on
(25:50):
dropped from the heavens among Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Is he practicing? Is he warming up?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You're on the air, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Painting right?
Speaker 13 (26:18):
No?
Speaker 10 (26:18):
Thanks, you tell me that night.
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Be load?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What bang your shoes?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is he dancing? Is he doing the river dance?
Speaker 10 (26:33):
Your buy your round? Your run over by your father?
Dear only load, yo.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I mean I don't know if he's performing your practice
it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is it? This is it?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
It me?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What will happened to me?
Speaker 10 (26:59):
That leo?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Is this called entertainment? Where he is for Leprechaun? Tremendous job,
Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm here.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
He was.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Private.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I no, that was that was all on the air.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 10 (27:29):
I have a joke for you to wow you guys up?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
He was feeling all stopped up?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What kind of shoes were you banging? I want to
know what you were?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What was that problem? Okay, congratulations to all the participants.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I would have sing a song.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh my god? All right, all right, all right, well
this is crazy. Go ahead, I hit us.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
How many? How many minutes? So doesn't that well you've already.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Been on for two minutes.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
You're two minutes?
Speaker 10 (28:00):
No, No, I haven't even started myself.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I got cut me off.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Please, I'm almost my son. I'm getting my new It's
called Christie or the well below the Value.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We've heard this before.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Among the bushes grows the li Leo ride an the
bushes goo, the servant girl take off her tail to
draw some butter from the well at the wing below
the Leo green rows the li Leo ride among the bushadows.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I feel like we've heard this.
Speaker 10 (28:50):
Is actually the well below the Leo riding, Leo riding among.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
The It's not much different than in practice that.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, weekend, Yeah, you've actually done here about ten minutes.
So thank you. There we go, Mike the Leprecaun. There,
let's see how do you judge this? He claimed he
did not realize he was on the air. It's it's
up for debate, and they don't believe him. Again, I
believe a little skeptical on that. Mike the Leprecaun Boston
with a limerick. I'm gonna give Mike the Leprecaun. I'm
(29:27):
gonna give him an I'm want be fair, and it's
very difficult to be on the radio. I'm gonna give
him a minus seven. That was the worst thing I've
ever heard. Eddie, Go ahead, Eddie, what do you have here?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It wasn't worse than the first guy that we had.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He did a Mariner joke that was pretty funny. Uh,
first guy, it.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Was it was kind of hard to hear. I don't
you know. I don't know the tune he was doing.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You really want to hear he was doing a limerick.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I'm gonna give I'm gonna give me.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Am three A three all right, it's minus four combined.
What about you, Lorreina.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
He took other people's time, bend he did.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
He gets a two.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh all right, Lorraine of two coop a loop.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
I think it was nice to have some international flare.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Uh it was it really nice?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Look, I mean you could tell that he was singing
in Irish from his native land shanty.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Was that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I don't think what that is.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
But if that's what the music is, if that's what
the music music is in Ireland, I'm not going that's it.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Uh No, you could tell it was Irish. So for that,
I will give it a like a four leaf clover
for four leaf clover.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I see what you did, inca terror? Inca terror.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
He unfortunately demonstrates that all Irish music sounds the same,
So I'm going to give him a zero zero.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Terror. Very funny. Now, Fargo Pete did submit a recorded act,
but we do not have that. They filed as that
correct Coop. We did not get a new file from
that's correct. So Fargo Pete, I know you did submit
a song. We passed it on to the Kooper Loop,
but we cannot play it because the file is corrupt,
and as much as we we'd love to play it,
it's physically impossible to play it. Now. I think that's
(31:15):
our last act. But there are some people online here
Marcel and Brooklyn, do you have an act you'd like
to perform? Marcel, Oh, I have to.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Say good morning Kopie, Loup, Ben, Lorena and Eddie for
the mault plusha and the nursing the nursery rhyme. That's
what you told me from.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Dude. Now here we go, here we go. All right,
this is very exciting. And Marca, do you need anything
from us before you perform?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You're gonna told me about the role who You're both
so in a favor of this listeners, Here is my genuine,
respectful voice to all. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're both chentlee
down the street merily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is fun
a dream. And also London.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge
is falling down, my fair malur ooh, and let's not
forget Mary have a little lamb Or even Mahler has
a little lamb. Little lamb Malor has a little helm.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And he's always comes to your radio each night at
each morning. And those guys too.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, all right, I think you were a little too long.
Very yes, very nice, okay, Marcell, but multiple tunes. I
did not expect that he was not scheduled to perform here, Marcel.
People were asking where Dick and Dayton is I we
do not see him on the board.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
He called in but was not willing to perform.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
He was not willing to perform unfortunately. Okay, Marcel. I
loved it. We asked you to do it. You did it.
I thought it was great. You mixed in a couple
of different things. I'm gonna give you a solid eight,
a solid eight, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Oh what's a big score. I'm gonna give him a
solid six.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, a solid six, okay, Lorena, Yeah, that.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Was really good.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
I'm gonna go with a.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Five, A five and coopolou six A six INCA terror?
How did you grade Marcel in Brooklyn and his nursery rhymes?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
A solid seven?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
A solid seven from Inka terror? Very nice? Okay, We're
out of acts, we will go to the judges' score
cards one final time. We've been doing this all night long.
It's the twenty twenty four Malor Palooza. We'll tell you
the top act who won the event on our vote,
our judges scorecards, and then we will have the top
(33:54):
three or four. We'll put that up for the voice
of the people, the vote of the people. We'll get
to that. The big finish down the stretch we come,
the twenty twenty four Malapalooza. We'll get to it, and
the payoff on that is next.
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Speaker 1 (34:41):
As we put a bow on the Malarpalooza. It has
come down to this the last few minutes we have
thanks to everyone that performed all night. We do appreciate
we do this once a year. Usually it happens during
the All Star Break. But I was not in the
building in the All Star break, had some other stuff
at tay care of. So we are doing it now
(35:02):
and thank you. We were look concerned we started promoting
this we would get enough acts, but we had more
than enough. So thanks to everyone that took time out
of their schedule to be part of this. Thanks to
Inco Tear, Thank you Inka Terror. I appreciate that any
gigs coming up in here.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
November, if anybody wants to come November in Seattle, if
Pam still.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Accepts me, so to be and Seattle. You were cut
off of the being so Seattle in November. What else
you got going on? Anything else?
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Peru in September Perue, So if.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You go see if you're you want to travel to Peru,
you can see incoterror in Peru performing. Uh that's a
that's a long flight. That's a long flight. Yes it is, Yes,
I got you all right? Well, very good and we
now can reveal the final four, the final four of
all the people that performed, from Bennett the Comedian all
the way till Marcel in Brooklyn. The person that finished
(35:56):
in the number four spot in the top four and
you will be able to vote on this on x
at Ben mallor. That would be Pam in Seattle at
number four. Pam a musician, professional musician. We learned that
she was stung by a bee and she's allergic to bees.
And Pam performed the Olympic theme and a Johnny Cash
(36:18):
theme but as Inca said, you couldn't really tell. The
Johnny Cash song with the Olympics theme song was wonderful.
So she's in number four, number three slot in the
top of the ward. Here Christy in Kansas a late submission.
She did the watermelon tool. So Christy is at number three,
Thank you Christian Kansas. Very popular and the top two
(36:41):
the top two number two, number two, believe it or not,
not Mike the Leprechaun. Not Mike the Leprechaun and that
wow Limerick thing that he did from Boston. The number
two slot goes to Ohio aw Ohio ow thank you ohiooo.
Oh right, were contributing good song as always very talented musician,
(37:06):
and I would have gotten a higher score, but Eddie's
a schmuck and demanded that he performed live and in
the number one spot. The winner of the vote in
studio a man that dazzitles from the Sunshine State. Congratulations
to Rob in the three two one as he is
(37:29):
the winner of the Malord Palooza. He called up and
did a SpongeBob tune and was wonderful, had music accompany
and Coop played the music bed and he sang a dance.
He got a forty nine point five, which was the
highest score. Ohio Al was second, Christy third, Pam. Now
(37:49):
as far as the worst, the worst score, I think
that was tied. Do we have a time I correct
on this? Bennett and Mike the Leprechaun, I think that
is accurate. I think that's a I believe.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Ferg Doog got zero.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh I didn't even see him on here. Yeah, I
don't think you put him on this list. Yeah. Also
Ferg Dog congratulates forget that Ferg did not get him
that So zero points from Ferg Dog. But thanks to everybody,
appreciate all of your performances. We'll do this again next year.
Now the next big event on the calend so we've
(38:23):
got the Mallet Paloozer. During the summer, we have the
talent show, which this is it, the Talent Show. We
have the the Benny Awards that'll be coming up in
sometime in twenty twenty five, right, so I think that's
we got football season to carry us until then, so
we don't have to do this kind of stuff, all right.
I thank you, Anka, I have a great and I
appreciate it. Be well inco Terra. Again, if you missed it,
(38:45):
Inca has literally performed all over the world like this
is not some chump. You can look him up as
Inca Warrior, but he has been all over the place
performing and the different historic venues. We've had him in
studio here, but he's been all over the Philharmonic Hall
in Saint Petersburg, Russia, the Moscow Conservatory, He's performed in Taiwan, Bulgaria,
(39:09):
the Netherlands, Germany, France, and all over the United States.
But again, thank you every man.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I'd say child, but we had no kids that called
up this year. But thank you all for your participation.
A successful malad Pulus and congratulations to Rob and the
three two one. You are the winner who
Hello and welcome. It's our dumnber for the final hour
of the Malor of Poloser.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The final hour, will crown our winner. Later this hour.
We'll have Inka tear back throughout the hour, but we
begin with a monologue and John Harbaughs says the Ravens
are determined to prove Lamar Jackson is the NFL's best
quarterback in twenty twenty four. What needs to change for
this to happen. Also, out of these much publicized NFL
(00:29):
training camp rhubarbs hit you, Aaron Rodgers was involved in
one of them, also a situation in Pittsburgh. And we
go to New England where Gerrod Mayo will Gerrod Mayo
adding a PlayStation and ping pong table help build patriot camaraderie.
We'll go there as well. It's all coming your way
right now here it is have a wonderful, wonderful Monday,
(00:52):
the twenty ninth day of July. It's our number four.
The Malapalooza will crown a winner at the end of
this hour. Here it is. It's all about Action Jackson.
At the beginning of this our welome in yet another hour,
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monologue in our lead. This hour from Maryland morning time.
(02:23):
That is where Lamar Jackson made his training camp debut
over the weekend. I know you're excited about that. Whoo Yeah,
I missed the first week with an illness and following
his first appearance as a Raven for twenty twenty four
during training camp, John Harbaugh was waxing poetic, the verbose
(02:46):
coach of the Ravens, singing the praises of his quarterback. Now,
if you didn't see this, and maybe maybe you missed it, Harbaugh,
not Jim, that's the Charger coach. This is John Harbor.
John Harbaugh said the Ravens are working to make sure
Lamar Jackson receives the proper recognition because he just does
not get enough attention. He's complaining to Lorena in the
(03:06):
production meeting. There's just not enough attention for Lamar Jackson, said,
quote from John Harbaugh. He's the best quarterback in football.
We believe, John Harbaugh declared, and we are determined to
prove it. Close quote. So this is what I want
to talk to you about the question, John Harbaugh saying
the Ravens are determined to prove that Lamar Jackson is
(03:29):
the NFL's best quarterback in twenty twenty four. What needs
to change for this to happen? What needs to change
for this to happen? So I've got amazon Oscar Meyer
and El Capitan and we will combine all of these
things together and we'll do a Hello to Amy Vandykin,
(03:50):
who used to work here. I saw her on TV.
She's doing the Olympics for NBC. Very excited. I did
some work with her back in the day and to
see Amy, champion Olympic swimmer back there getting her opportunity
in the broadcast booth here this year in the Olympics
in Paris. But our lead this hour answering the question
about Lamar Jackson. The lead we're gonna start with this.
(04:11):
So the thing that needs to happen is rather obvious,
as everyone knows. Even if you're a Schmendrick and you
don't really pay that much attention, you know, the regular
season is not where the legend is made, right Lamar,
If you just judge him off week one through Week
eighteen and even the bye week. Lamar Jackson is a
(04:33):
Rhodes scholar from September till December. Man is he good?
Big trophy case, couple of shiny MVP awards. But then playoffs, playoffs,
Then the playoffs start and John Harbaugh, I've determined that
John Harbaugh has to deal with Amazon because there's some
kind of error on his delivery for his quarterback instead
(04:54):
of purchasing a sturdy, reliable box of plastic straws that
can stir the drink and they don't melt and all that. No, no, no,
Hardball accidentally got his hands on those weak paper straws.
And that's Lamar in the postseason six six six, the
(05:15):
Sign of the Devil, Lamar Jackson two and four record
in the playoffs, six touchdown passes, six interceptions, and six fumbles.
That's it. It's a six pack of a meal, and
it ain't good. And you look around and he said,
well the best, the best means as good as all
the rest. Well, Lamar Jackson is not on the same
(05:36):
line as Patrick Mahomes and and Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow's
behind Mahomes, but Burrow is right there at number two,
number two, head and shoulders ahead of Lamar. But Lamo's
got the MVP. Okay, all right, big game, you gotta
win the game. You're going with Lamar Jackson or are
(05:56):
you going with Joe Burrow? Because I'm going with Joe Burrow.
Playoff game. Yeah, he's got opportunity. You'll have more opportunities
this year. The Ravers will be back in the playoffs
unless he gets hurt. Now, furthermore, around the NFL, we
go some slobber knockers to talk about. George Pickens had
what has been described as a quote heated exchange with
(06:18):
the Steelers wide receiver coach at practice. While at Jets camp,
Aran Rogers got into it with Garrett Wilson. He got
into it also their own back and forth. All these
things are being called heated exchanges, mostly clinical urn. So
how do these much publicized NFL training camp rhubarbs hit you?
(06:41):
The Jets and Steelers the latest teams involved in this.
So to me, they're like the Ohio State marching band
dotting the I in terms of.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
All.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
To me, they're insignificant, right, that's an eye. They're irrelevant,
that's an eye. And they're inconsequential, which is also an eye.
All of those things, it's all part of it. And
as they say at Oscar Meyer, you're never supposed to
see how they make the sausage. When I was a kid,
my mom used to drop me off at RAMS training camp,
and back in those days it wasn't all corporate. There
(07:15):
was like one guy on a lawn chair who was
the security guard and just did whatever you wanted. And
I would go there and I'd see guys getting the
fights all the time, and I wouldn't talk about it.
Just the way it works. That's that time of the year.
It's the fighting season, and that's how it goes and
all that stuff. But this is you're seeing how they
make the sausage. It's like the Milwaukee Brewers sausage race there,
(07:39):
and this is how you work out the kinks, and
it's trial and error and under the heat and humidity.
And when these things happen, and or they ever happened
during the regular season, then we can revisit them. They
occasionally they do, but for now, it's just boys being boys,
all right. Last thing here we head to the Commonwealth,
and these are not your Daddy's not your daddy's Patriots,
(08:02):
the new England football team having their first training camp
since Bill Belichick said bye bye. Well, actually said bye
bye to him, but Belichick exited stays left since two thousand,
two thousand, last time the Patriots had a training camp
without Bill Belichick. He's been replaced by Gerard Mayo, who
took over as the field general there and he has
(08:25):
made some stylistic changes to the setup, but don't if
you saw this one or not. It's been bouncing around
the last a few days. We are told that the
most notable, the most notable is the player lounge, always
exciting player lounge that includes now billiards PlayStation and a
ping pong table okay, among other things. In fact, he
(08:51):
said that the coach is doing this because he wants
team bonding. Leaves that this will lead to team bonding.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Question for the assembled class here will Gerrod Mayo's adding
of a PlayStation and a ping pong table helped to
build team camaraderie? So I'm shaking my head no on this.
It's a noble effort by Gerrod Mayo. I get it.
(09:19):
The thing that he needs to do, though, Coach Mayo
needs to go el capitan. He's got a mimic Derek Jeter,
the Yankee captain who famously had that wicker basket in
his foyer. When you'd show up to Derek Jeter's house
in Tampa, you had to put your cell phone there.
Because that's essentially what Gerrod Mayo's complaining about. He's like, oh,
(09:41):
the players were just on their phones all the time,
and they weren't interacting with each other. Well, spoiler alert,
spoiler alert, it's still gonna happen. No ping pong table
or Billiard's table is going to impact the modern young person,
like that's what are you a boomer? Tell me to
play Billiards? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna play pool?
(10:04):
Are you nuts? Have you lost your mind? So if
he gets a wicker basket and then puts all the
cell phones in there, sure, and then he'll be called
the death spot and all that. Yeah, And if that happens, though,
you'll see Billiards Battle Royal and ping Pong Battle Royale
and all that. But Bill Belichick is rolling over right
now in his satin sheets with his young lady friend
right next to him. They're rolling around because this classic
(10:28):
good cop bat cup, classic good cop bat cup. You've
got Bill Belichick who was the hard, oh disciplinarian, drill
sergeant guy, and now Mayo is giving everyone a lollipop.
You get a lollipop, You get a lollipop. You get
a lollipop, and you get ice cream, you get ice cream,
you get cookies, all of that wild And if I'm
(10:52):
not mistaken, I think Belichick replaced Pete Carroll, who was
more of that type of code. Pete Carroll was the Hey,
everyone gets a piece of candy. Knock yourself out. It
is the Ben Mahler Show. We are going to have
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(11:14):
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Speaker 2 (11:20):
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Speaker 1 (11:21):
All the great acts we've had, live performances, recorded performances. Yes,
I know Kathy still wants to have her song play.
We'll get to that as well. We'll get to all
of it. Malard Palooza twenty twenty four, the final hour
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On a Malor Palooza night lot to get to limited time.
You're listening to our live in depth team coverage Malar
Palooza twenty twenty four. It's part variety show, freak show,
talent show, a little bit of this, a little bit
of that. We've had some great acts who had some
terrible acts. Let's get back to it. Inca. Taras are
classically trained. Judge, are there, Inca?
Speaker 7 (13:11):
I am, And I thought you'd want to know that
Molta loved the billiards so much. That's why it died broke.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Oh is that right? I didn't I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, okay,
he's a gambler. Here's a gambler.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Not good?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Not good apparently, yeah, not good at it? I got you?
All right? Well, very good. Let's welcome in our next
act from Madison, Wisconsin, a fan favorite. We still play
her drop on the air. Hey, Mona, we welcome in
Kathy in Madison. And she's unable to call him live,
but she did send this little song in. So here's
(13:44):
our friend Kathy in Madison. This is a tribute to Loraina.
I believe, here we go.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I'd like to dedicate his chuck very song to Lorraine.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
How many some agual?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Eddie my wife? Hey you don Eddie? Is it still gone?
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
All right? God?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Can I ask a question of Coop because watching the
video of this, Yeah, what are you seeing, Coop when
you're playing this?
Speaker 8 (15:07):
There's a video of Kathy playing the mandolin.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
I believe is that what that is?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
What that is?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
I don't know what I think?
Speaker 9 (15:15):
So wow uh And then like the background of the
video of her playing this instrument is what looks to
be Queen of Hearts. No, that is a that's the
Queen of Hearts from a from a deck of cards.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
That's a tribute to you. That's a tribute to you.
So it's more of a visual thing than an audio thing.
But we're judging her on audio. Eddio chuck Berry tunes.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
See that's the thing.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Singing, well, I think there was, but the the lyrics
were really low in the mix. I think she tried
mixing the two.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Okay, all right, let's get to the judges.
Speaker 10 (15:52):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Kathy's been a big fan of the show for a
long time. I love her to death. She supports what
we do here, and for that reason, that reason alone,
i'll her too. I thought, I thought, Kathy, I've told
her she should just sing lyrics. We don't want to hear.
I know she likes to play musical instruments, but for
our purposes. Well, she did like the hey mona thing.
That's great, So I'll give her to Eddie.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Well, the lowest score I was given was a minus
five to Ferd Dog and fd Dog or whatever his
name is, and that's justified. Then then then was the
first guy was a two. I don't want to give
her lesson that's I'll give her three.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Three okay, Ye you got a three there, Loreina. This
is a song for you, Lorena.
Speaker 11 (16:27):
Yeah. And because of that, I'm really torn, Ben. I
was waiting to hear my name multiple times, like Lorena.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
The Queen Crewe to you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
Yeah, you know, Crudy, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
There was none of that.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
The song is called Little Queenie. All right, I'll give
her four plays four.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
What tremendously high at Cooper Loup. Don't give it two two? Okay?
So you agree with my score in Terror.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Well, she made the mandolin sound like an electric guitar,
which is ut and I just enjoyed pixing Lorena rocking
out to whatever was going on. So for the image
and everything, I'm going to give it a three point five.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Three point five from INCA there. So, Kathy, thank you
as always for submitting a song. We move on to
the next act now and we have several big names
lined up and we say hello to Tony in the Bay. Hello,
Tony What a crowd?
Speaker 12 (17:30):
What a crowd? I was talking with Blair backstage and
he took an uber here and boys his right arm
tired in the front row. Hey from Minnesota and Siria
Sean and somebody please call security. I would like to
give a shout out to Poppy. Speaking of knobs, David
Vasse is the sports radio with Mark Davis's the Super Kits. Hey, Lorena,
(17:52):
what's in the box? What's in the box? There must
be an echo? What do you call it? When wed
Man walks out of lambeau Field? One less? More on
and Lizzo, don't be scared. That's not ahead of cabbage
across from you. That's just Marcelf from Brooklyn. What's the
difference between a Packers fans wife and Lizzo? About one
dress size? And the great Ben Meller. People say that
(18:14):
Ben Welch is on his bets, but that's not true.
I bet him he was a big dope and he
paid up. And now that my time here is indeed,
I think that is time I should quit. If any
of you feel offended, stick your head in a bucket
of shaving cream.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Thanks Ben, Okay, thank you there. It is Tony from
the bed I always enjoy Tony's work on the show. Tremendous,
very entertaining. I'm gonna give quickly here. We've got to
get everyone in. Everyone's got to get an opportunity. One
to ten. I love Tony's sense of humor. I love it,
love it, love it. I'm gonna give him a six. Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, the insult comic there, little song at the end,
give him.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
A five, A five. He didn't curse, which I was
expected he was going to. That's usually how that goes.
Speaker 11 (19:06):
Lorraina, Yeah, I was really excited when he didn't curse.
I didn't have to press the dump button for that.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You get a six six all right, very good and
Cooper Loop, I actually this was a lot better than
I was expecting. Did you actually have expectations.
Speaker 8 (19:24):
For very low? Very low?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
And he blew them out of the water. I thought
these were pretty funny lines. I love when people take shots.
I like the insults type of thing. Throw in a
little musical act there at the end, and I kinda
I think I like the deadpan delivery. I I feel
like there's that just makes it funnier. I'm going to
give it a seven.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Seven. He didn't go too long. He didn't try to
you know, over overdo. It ain't good terror.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
In good terror, he got right to it, which is great.
The only downside is he had me till I heard
him turn the page.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
And a page turn.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I did hear that?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
So well, you don't want to give away your secrets,
so I'll give him a five, A.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Five right in the middle there, All right, thank you
very much. In Katerra, they're our next act. The hits
just keep coming. You listen to our live cover. Just
Malard Paluza twenty twenty four, part variety show, part freak show,
part talent show. We go to the great state of Kansas.
Now another female act here, and we say hello to
Christy in Kansas. Now, Christy's been in the Talent Show before,
(20:28):
and you have in famous tune a couple of years ago.
Hello Christy, welcome back. Hi, thanks, good to have you
with us. And I remember you did the mallord.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
It was yeah, it was a Yankee Yankee dude.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I love that. It was very good. We play that.
We used to play that from time to time.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Memorable.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Huh, it was good.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
And Chris, that MA show is a hit because Ben
is not a phony. All the other sports that cost
are full of ranted below.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
See that was one of her previous performances there, and
she's back with something here and what do you what
are you going to do today?
Speaker 3 (20:56):
I Am going to sing again, but like after Ohio
Al it's kind of like Kindergarten works. But I made
up the song and called it after my favorite summer fruit, watermelon,
So I'll just get to it all right here we
got watermelon, watermelon. You turn my poop red watermelon, watermelon,
not as big as Ben's head. Watermelon, watermelon. Give me
(21:19):
some more. You know in NBA there isn't any final
for watermelon watermelon. I love to blow you up, just
like Roberto did the Callers when he got fed up.
I'm singing in this contest, and I hope I get
a ten from Eddie and the Cooper lupla rain not
and Ben and not so inca terror, so Mike Beckles
is complete, and then I know that I can die
(21:42):
hap a Liam piece watermelon watermelon. I love you so,
but not nearly as much as the Ben Mallor show.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, alright, shut up my giant headsize that tremendous job.
Original tune performed live, liked it, and she's the great
thing about Chrissy. She's got like that sweet girl next
door sound, but then just throws like Haymakers, like just
throws haymakers. I love. I'm gonna give her. I'm gonna
(22:13):
give this in. I'm gonna give it an eight point
five Eddie.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Good original lyrics, she's held a tune very well, amusing original.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Eight eight all right, Lorena.
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Not only all of those things, she also really threw
me if I did not expect her to talk about
red poop right off the bat.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
So I mean for that loan, she gets a ten
for me ten I unbelieveable.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, And what about you Koplu?
Speaker 9 (22:40):
For much of the song, I had the same score
as Ben eight and a half. But then there was
a shot at the clippers in there, so I'm gonna
go nine.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well I would have gone ten without that shot of
the clips. What about you our friend INCA terror?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
What's wrong with you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
She was amazing twelve from AKA Terror. Hey Christy with
her watermelon tune? Thanks, thank you, thank you, Christy. There
she goes, No, I have some notes your water melon.
I did not have that on my Bengo car we
get a watermelons.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
I have like this idea now to go and get
a watermelon and try your different hats on it, see
which one is really the first?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I have you not had enough food here? I mean
malaprop guy like rated several stores to bring food to
you and I haven't had any of it. I have
not had a bite of food. By the way, I'm
honoring my ridiculous diet is what I'm doing. It was
is just not eating. Is it a incoter Is it
a diet if you don't eat it all? Is that
a diet?
Speaker 7 (23:40):
No, No, it's not a diet. That's torture.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's torture. Yeah, I understand. Anyway, we have at least
one big name, possibly two big names on the board
here still to go, and then we will have the
final vote, the final tally. You listen to our live
coverage with a Malapalooza twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
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Show weekdays at two aim Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
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The final half hour or so of the Mallid Palooza
and we'll find out the top three. The top three
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we will crown a winner, but then the top three
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it is Malard Palooza. This is the big night here,
Mala Paluza twenty twenty four. Thanks to everyone that's been
in this over the night. We've been here all night
(25:30):
here yapping and people have been singing and dancing. We
started out with Bennett the comedian from the Pacific Northwest.
We had Pam and Seattle, bunch of people, but we
have more acts to come right now and our next
act up from Boston. We welcome in Mike the Leprechaun,
who's come out of nowhere and he's like he's just
hiding out on a rainbow somewhere and he's come on
(25:50):
dropped from the heavens among Mike the Leprecaun.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Is he practicing? Is he warming up?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You're on the air, Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 10 (26:09):
Painting right?
Speaker 13 (26:18):
No?
Speaker 10 (26:18):
Thanks, you tell me that night.
Speaker 12 (26:22):
Be load?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
What bang your shoes?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Is he dancing? Is he doing the river dance?
Speaker 10 (26:33):
Your buy your round? Your run over by your father?
Dear only load, yo.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I mean I don't know if he's performing your practice
it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is it? This is it?
Speaker 5 (26:55):
It me?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What will happened to me?
Speaker 10 (26:59):
That leo?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Is this called entertainment? Where he is for Leprechaun? Tremendous job,
Mike the Leprechaun.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm here.
Speaker 13 (27:18):
He was.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Private.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I no, that was that was all on the air.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 10 (27:29):
I have a joke for you to wow you guys up?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
He was feeling all stopped up?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
What kind of shoes were you banging? I want to
know what you were?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What was that problem? Okay, congratulations to all the participants.
Speaker 10 (27:45):
I would have sing a song.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh my god? All right, all right, all right, well
this is crazy. Go ahead, I hit us.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
How many? How many minutes? So doesn't that well you've already.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Been on for two minutes.
Speaker 8 (27:59):
You're two minutes?
Speaker 10 (28:00):
No, No, I haven't even started myself.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Hurry up, hurry up.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I got cut me off.
Speaker 10 (28:05):
Please, I'm almost my son. I'm getting my new It's
called Christie or the well below the Value.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
We've heard this before.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
Among the bushes grows the li Leo ride an the
bushes goo, the servant girl take off her tail to
draw some butter from the well at the wing below
the Leo green rows the li Leo ride among the bushadows.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I feel like we've heard this.
Speaker 10 (28:50):
Is actually the well below the Leo riding, Leo riding among.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
The It's not much different than in practice that.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, weekend, Yeah, you've actually done here about ten minutes.
So thank you. There we go, Mike the Leprecaun. There,
let's see how do you judge this? He claimed he
did not realize he was on the air. It's it's
up for debate, and they don't believe him. Again, I
believe a little skeptical on that. Mike the Leprecaun Boston
with a limerick. I'm gonna give Mike the Leprecaun. I'm
(29:27):
gonna give him an I'm want be fair, and it's
very difficult to be on the radio. I'm gonna give
him a minus seven. That was the worst thing I've
ever heard. Eddie, Go ahead, Eddie, what do you have here?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It wasn't worse than the first guy that we had.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He did a Mariner joke that was pretty funny. Uh,
first guy, it.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Was it was kind of hard to hear. I don't
you know. I don't know the tune he was doing.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
You really want to hear he was doing a limerick.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
I'm gonna give I'm gonna give me.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Am three A three all right, it's minus four combined.
What about you, Lorreina.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
He took other people's time, bend he did.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
He gets a two.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Oh all right, Lorraine of two coop a loop.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
I think it was nice to have some international flare.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Uh it was it really nice?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Look, I mean you could tell that he was singing
in Irish from his native land shanty.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Was that I don't know.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
I don't think what that is.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
But if that's what the music is, if that's what
the music music is in Ireland, I'm not going that's it.
Speaker 9 (30:25):
Uh No, you could tell it was Irish. So for that,
I will give it a like a four leaf clover
for four leaf clover.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I see what you did, inca terror? Inca terror.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
He unfortunately demonstrates that all Irish music sounds the same,
So I'm going to give him a zero zero.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Terror. Very funny. Now, Fargo Pete did submit a recorded act,
but we do not have that. They filed as that
correct Coop. We did not get a new file from
that's correct. So Fargo Pete, I know you did submit
a song. We passed it on to the Kooper Loop,
but we cannot play it because the file is corrupt,
and as much as we we'd love to play it,
it's physically impossible to play it. Now. I think that's
(31:15):
our last act. But there are some people online here
Marcel and Brooklyn, do you have an act you'd like
to perform? Marcel, Oh, I have to.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Say good morning Kopie, Loup, Ben, Lorena and Eddie for
the mault plusha and the nursing the nursery rhyme. That's
what you told me from.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Dude. Now here we go, here we go. All right,
this is very exciting. And Marca, do you need anything
from us before you perform?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You're gonna told me about the role who You're both
so in a favor of this listeners, Here is my genuine,
respectful voice to all. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're both chentlee
down the street merily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is fun
a dream. And also London.
Speaker 13 (32:10):
Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Bridge
is falling down, my fair malur ooh, and let's not
forget Mary have a little lamb Or even Mahler has
a little lamb. Little lamb Malor has a little helm.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
And he's always comes to your radio each night at
each morning. And those guys too.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Okay, all right, I think you were a little too long.
Very yes, very nice, okay, Marcell, but multiple tunes. I
did not expect that he was not scheduled to perform here, Marcel.
People were asking where Dick and Dayton is I we
do not see him on the board.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
He called in but was not willing to perform.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
He was not willing to perform unfortunately. Okay, Marcel. I
loved it. We asked you to do it. You did it.
I thought it was great. You mixed in a couple
of different things. I'm gonna give you a solid eight,
a solid eight, Eddie.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Oh what's a big score. I'm gonna give him a
solid six.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
All right, a solid six, okay, Lorena, Yeah, that.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Was really good.
Speaker 11 (33:21):
I'm gonna go with a.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Five, A five and coopolou six A six INCA terror?
How did you grade Marcel in Brooklyn and his nursery rhymes?
Speaker 7 (33:32):
A solid seven?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
A solid seven from Inka terror? Very nice? Okay, We're
out of acts, we will go to the judges' score
cards one final time. We've been doing this all night long.
It's the twenty twenty four Malor Palooza. We'll tell you
the top act who won the event on our vote,
our judges scorecards, and then we will have the top
(33:54):
three or four. We'll put that up for the voice
of the people, the vote of the people. We'll get
to that. The big finish down the stretch we come,
the twenty twenty four Malapalooza. We'll get to it, and
the payoff on that is next.
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Speaker 1 (34:41):
As we put a bow on the Malarpalooza. It has
come down to this the last few minutes we have
thanks to everyone that performed all night. We do appreciate
we do this once a year. Usually it happens during
the All Star Break. But I was not in the
building in the All Star break, had some other stuff
at tay care of. So we are doing it now
(35:02):
and thank you. We were look concerned we started promoting
this we would get enough acts, but we had more
than enough. So thanks to everyone that took time out
of their schedule to be part of this. Thanks to
Inco Tear, Thank you Inka Terror. I appreciate that any
gigs coming up in here.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
November, if anybody wants to come November in Seattle, if
Pam still.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Accepts me, so to be and Seattle. You were cut
off of the being so Seattle in November. What else
you got going on? Anything else?
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Peru in September Perue, So if.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You go see if you're you want to travel to Peru,
you can see incoterror in Peru performing. Uh that's a
that's a long flight. That's a long flight. Yes it is, Yes,
I got you all right? Well, very good and we
now can reveal the final four, the final four of
all the people that performed, from Bennett the Comedian all
the way till Marcel in Brooklyn. The person that finished
(35:56):
in the number four spot in the top four and
you will be able to vote on this on x
at Ben mallor. That would be Pam in Seattle at
number four. Pam a musician, professional musician. We learned that
she was stung by a bee and she's allergic to bees.
And Pam performed the Olympic theme and a Johnny Cash
(36:18):
theme but as Inca said, you couldn't really tell. The
Johnny Cash song with the Olympics theme song was wonderful.
So she's in number four, number three slot in the
top of the ward. Here Christy in Kansas a late submission.
She did the watermelon tool. So Christy is at number three,
Thank you Christian Kansas. Very popular and the top two
(36:41):
the top two number two, number two, believe it or not,
not Mike the Leprechaun. Not Mike the Leprechaun and that
wow Limerick thing that he did from Boston. The number
two slot goes to Ohio aw Ohio ow thank you ohiooo.
Oh right, were contributing good song as always very talented musician,
(37:06):
and I would have gotten a higher score, but Eddie's
a schmuck and demanded that he performed live and in
the number one spot. The winner of the vote in
studio a man that dazzitles from the Sunshine State. Congratulations
to Rob in the three two one as he is
(37:29):
the winner of the Malord Palooza. He called up and
did a SpongeBob tune and was wonderful, had music accompany
and Coop played the music bed and he sang a dance.
He got a forty nine point five, which was the
highest score. Ohio Al was second, Christy third, Pam. Now
(37:49):
as far as the worst, the worst score, I think
that was tied. Do we have a time I correct
on this? Bennett and Mike the Leprechaun, I think that
is accurate. I think that's a I believe.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
Ferg Doog got zero.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Oh I didn't even see him on here. Yeah, I
don't think you put him on this list. Yeah. Also
Ferg Dog congratulates forget that Ferg did not get him
that So zero points from Ferg Dog. But thanks to everybody,
appreciate all of your performances. We'll do this again next year.
Now the next big event on the calend so we've
(38:23):
got the Mallet Paloozer. During the summer, we have the
talent show, which this is it, the Talent Show. We
have the the Benny Awards that'll be coming up in
sometime in twenty twenty five, right, so I think that's
we got football season to carry us until then, so
we don't have to do this kind of stuff, all right.
I thank you, Anka, I have a great and I
appreciate it. Be well inco Terra. Again, if you missed it,
(38:45):
Inca has literally performed all over the world like this
is not some chump. You can look him up as
Inca Warrior, but he has been all over the place
performing and the different historic venues. We've had him in
studio here, but he's been all over the Philharmonic Hall
in Saint Petersburg, Russia, the Moscow Conservatory, He's performed in Taiwan, Bulgaria,
(39:09):
the Netherlands, Germany, France, and all over the United States.
But again, thank you every man.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Woman.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I'd say child, but we had no kids that called
up this year. But thank you all for your participation.
A successful malad Pulus and congratulations to Rob and the
three two one. You are the winner who
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