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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome. It's our number one, the original
Recipe podcast. So glad you have chosen to spend some
time with us here on this Tuesday, the thirteenth day
of the month of August, still a few weeks away
from the start of real football. But here in hour
number one, no what great sports radio it is disgruntled
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NFL players. Who's to blame for a defensive star Hassan
Retick and the fiasco with the Jets. He's asked for
a trade. He hasn't played for the Jets yet. The
Patriots are getting calls about Matthew Judon and a trade
for his services. How should they handle this? And what
do you read it? Jimmy Garoppolo singing the praises of
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Sean mcvays rams while saying it was chaotic at times
with the Raiders, forty nine Ers and Patriots. We'll get
to all of that and much more right now here.
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news of the day takes us, and right now, that
would be the ingredients for great sports talk radio. You
have a high profile NFL team, you have a player
that you've heard of, you have loggerheads between the player
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and the team, and that's all you need. What more
does one need to provide the foundation the pillars of
great sports conversation. So we head to the swamp lands
of Jersey high drama in those skies above the facility
for a team that likes to celebrate aircraft. You didn't
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hear yet, and maybe not. The star linebacker Hassan Redick,
he's been around a few years, was a good player
for the Eagles. Nobody knew about him when he played
in Arizona. But Hassan Reddick has informed the j e
Ts suck, suck, suck, no moss. He wants no part
of that franchise. He would like to be traded. He's
in a contract squabble. Reddick, who has been very productive
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if you just look at the stat category on his
Pro Football Reference page, thirty eight sacks the last three
seasons at a partridge in at Paratree, led the NFL
in sacks way back in twenty twenty two. But because
of this, Reddick wants more money. The Jets, who traded
for him from the Eagles don't want to pay him
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any more money. He stayed out of the draded OTAs
I ain't playing unless I get mine. Bro didn't show
up to mandatory mini camp, not going there now training camp,
and he wants to be traded for the second time
in the last five months. He would like to be
repackaged somewhere else, even though he is from New Jersey
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and he's from that area. But he wants out, all right.
So the question is, we discussed the question on this one.
Who is to blame? Point the finger, Who's to blame
for the Hassan Reddick fiasco with the Jets. So I've
got wgn U, Haul and McDonald's, and we will combine
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all of these things together and we are going to
make a wink and a nod is what we're going
to make. So a let's start out with the big
man in charge of the Jets front office, Joe Douglas. Now,
Joe Douglas and the Jets have pie on their face
right now. They issued a hastily written statement debunking that
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they're going to trade Hassan Reddick to another team. But
it was an open secret, like if I know about it,
I'm just the Measley overnight. I am aware of this.
You would think it's public knowledge that Reddick wasn't happy
with his four to h one k situation in Philadelphia.
He had a desire to get a new contract. It
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was ultimately something that led to his trade from the
Birds earlier in the off season. So it's not like
the Jets were blindsided. Now we're hearing they offered him
a below market value contract. God forbid, he said no
to that. They knew what they were getting. It's like
if you get a car and you go online and
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you look at the car and you say, well, most
of these cars are jeloppies. They've got problems with the
engine or what. You can't be shocked when your car
ends up having a problem. This is the analogy here.
Reddick had one year remaining on his current deal. He's
going to turn thirty shortly. Now, thirty is not old
in life, but when you're an athlete, you're getting up
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there long in the tooth. And he's going to turn
thirty shortly after the NFL regular season begins. So that
means this is his last chance to jump one the
money trained I get that funny money because once you
get past the age of thirty or thirty one, thirty two,
that's it. And yet for some reason they traded for
the guy, but they don't want to pay the guy
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even after they traded for the guy, and it just
reeks of Jets bo is what rec If you don't
want to pay him, that's fine, you say, well, he's
almost thirty. I want to pam. But why would you
trade for him when you knew that's what he wanted?
The Jets organization bringing back the old superstation WGN classic
The Bozo Show, The Bozo Show with Joe Douglas. What
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a circus. Bring in the parade of clowns. Bring in
the parade of clowns. You gotta make it happen, all
right now? Page two, Speaking of unhappy, the Patriots just
up the I ninety five corridor. They're also upset the
Patriots getting calls about Matthew Judan, a possible trade for
the disgruntle, the defensive star who's played for New England
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last couple of years. How should the Patriots handle the
teams contacting them saying, hey, we would like to get
Matthew Judon. So what they should do is they should
call Judon's agent up and say, listen, I know a
guy at U Haul okay, and I'm going to give
you our corporate discount code so you can pack everything
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up there and get out of here, and don't let
the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
Just go away. Judan has been a productive player, though
we got hurt last year, so not last year. But
it's all about the timeline. It's all about the time.
By the time the Patriots have a team that isn't garbage,
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by the time that happens, Matthew Judon will either be
out of the NFL or in the twilight of his career.
Either way, it doesn't match up. It doesn't. He has
stories about your relationships ending because like one person wants
to have kids and the other one doesn't, and so
that ends it. Well in this case, by the time
the Patriots are actually trying to win games again, like
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they wouldn't even play Drake May in practice games because
they know he sucks that much. They didn't want to
play him that much. So they're not anywhere close. It's
his embarrassment. So but by the time they're good, jude
Anilby toole right, and so this is the ideal time
to have put out a card table and have a
garage sale and everything is marked to sell down. New
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England does not even trust May, though I keep going
back to that point because they only played him a
handful of snaps. You look around, Bo Nicks played a
huge chunk for the Broncos, Caleb Woms, you look at these,
jaj McCarthy, who's people thought we wasn't gonna play much
at all. He played for the Vikings. So it's it's
just why now the last word here as we put
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the ball on this. We move now to La La land,
where Jimmy Garoppolo has spoken and Garoppolo saying at times
it has been chaotic in his career, played for the Patriots,
the forty nine ers, and the Raiders, but he is
with the Rams now and he was praising what it's
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like to play for Sean McVay and the whole culture
around the Rams while talking about how chaotic it was
with his other teams. What do you read in to
Jimmy Garoppolo's commentary about his body of work in the NFL.
So Jimmy g was likely eating some chicken nuggets and
he was humming the old McDonald's catch slogan that I'm
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loving it. He's loving it. He's just loving it. And
the life in the NFL is supposed to be controlled
cass Am I wrong on that. I don't think I'm
wrong on that that it's controlled chaos. That's why we
love it. It's the wide world of sports, the thrill
of victory, the agony of defeat, the human drama of
athletic competitions that late Jim McKay would say back in
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the day. But Jimmy g is he just embracing and
loving that. He's a part time NFL player now fully now.
He got demoted with the Raiders last year because they
were worried about stuff breaking on his body, which normally happens.
But it seems like he couldn't be happier. Is that
because he's close to Chatsworth where they used to make
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all the porno movies. We know he likes the point,
nothing wrong with that, many many of us enjoy the
fine arts there. But he's very energetic. He's bright eyed,
bushy tailed. Jimmy Garoppolo in the honeymoon phase of the
relationship with the Rams, and we'll see what happens because
the real test, you know, at some point Matthew Stafford's
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going to get hurt. The Rams have to try to
make it through the first two games because Garoppolo's got popped.
He got popped for PD, so he's out the first
two games. But then after that, when Stafford gets hurt,
Garoppolo can slide on in there the good luck charm
for the forty nine ers back in the day and
the Patriots, and he can get the opportunity when the
crap hits the fan, that's when we're going to find
out he still loves the Rams culture when people are
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pointing out the frailties, the inaccuracy, the mistakes of Jimmy Gropp.
But right now, yeah, it's great love. Sean McVay. A
lot of players like this though. They change teams, their
journeyman bouncing around the Hobo Express out in the boondocks
of sports, and whatever team they're on is the greatest team,
and then when they leave that team, it's terrible. Bunch
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It's Ben Mallor, a voice only a mother could love.
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Arnie Spaniard, no even Arnie's mom didn't like it fair. Yeah,
that's a wow. It's a bit of an issue. C
J writes in it's my Arnie impression. Love Arnie. Wow,
you gotta go visit Arnie. Eddie did the charges plenty
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of games in Burlington, Vermont. They don't know of all.
I told her. I've known Arnie for many, many years.
Arnie's lived every big city I've known since the nineties. Right, Yeah,
he was in Chicago for a long time. Of course,
we know his Dallas, Dallas, Atlanta. He was in Atlanta
for a while, and Burlington, Vermont of all. Not that
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this was nice if you like trees in the outdoors,
beautiful place, right, wonderful.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Is this the home of the coat factory?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I didn't see it. If it maybe, I assume it is.
But I it's the home of an ice cream company
that's pretty pretty big. They were there and a lot
of maple syrup and what not. But but like the
Arnie thing, just is his his whole thing, like that
of all the places. What do you do anyway? As
CJ writes in from the Airport, he works at the
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airport in DC. He says, mister Maler, here's the thing,
Joe Douglas, that's the GM of the Jets. Trading for
a son, Reddick is like inviting a greedy slob to
your house for dinner when the slob has a deluxe
pizza arriving in an hour. Just tell the slob, no
soup for you.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I don't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I'm telling them, no pizza for you is what you
should do. Ferk Doug says, men, you forgot to say
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I want you to know. This is such a large
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been able to pinpoint why the commercial has can continued
to play and everyone's I don't know. They all give
the shoulder story. I don't know my fault, somebody else's fault.
I have no idea, says so fascinating. Just if you
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want to know bureaucracy at the highest level, there you go, right,
no idea? Who's responsible? The burner account right, since says,
anytime you can get Bozo the clown reference into a monologue,
that's an a in my book, Benjamin, not too many
people remember that show. I guess that's showing your age.
Oh no, I saw it on YouTube. Eddie told me
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about it. No, you're old. No I'm not it.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Everybody says it when they look at your pictures.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Now, they don't say, boy, I'm a lean and mean
wrecking machine. Chris and de Moines says, maybe Hasan Reddick
just realized his quarterback is a wackerdoodle as you like
to say. Well, whackerdoodle is a great word chat in
LA right, since the NFL is around the corner. But
I will admit I'm a little sad the Olympics are done.
I'm going to get tickets for the LA twenty twenty
(17:55):
eight Olympics. I haven't decided which events. You you're already
planning a headshit, Edie? Those really for sale yet? No
they're not. But Eddie didn't even know if we're gonna
be alive in twenty twenty eight or we're gonna have jobs,
and you're already planning to buy tickets. Well, that is
an optimist Eddie's already planning our demise. Eddie, you're just
like me, really am Yeah you look nothing alike.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
But no, I'm like, what if what are you going
to be doing by twenty twenty eight? Right? Are you
even going to be here?
Speaker 6 (18:22):
I mean you would think Ben and I would be here,
but you know, we've been here for a bazillion years.
But I don't. You know, hey, I don't take anything
for granted.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Well, usually what happens when you get old and radio
if they don't if they like you, what they do
is they demote you. They put you on the weekends
or something like we do a weekend show or something
like that.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, it's called tough love.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, like you're not good enough for the week so
we'll put you on the weekends or something like that.
As you say, your shuck. But nowadays we have podcasting
so we don't have to, like, you know, if they
demote us, we can just get out of here. David
in Ohio says Ben. As I listen to you go
on about Jimmy Garoppolo and the Rams quarterback room, I
think how great it is to have a stable quarterback
situation as my team does, as have a stable quarterback. Well,
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you're a Steeler fan, very stable. I get the sarcasm there.
I enjoy that. Terry in England, says Jimmy g Is.
He's saying he couldn't understand Shanahan's offense. It felt like chaos.
I guess the steroid cheet is finally happy at last
being a low level backup on the number one franchise
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in the most important city in America, Los Angeles. That's right,
the Rams do run la good job by you. Terry's
odd that you would admit that as a forty nine
Er fan, your FEMI and Chicago rights since, says Malard,
A plus in a Vanetta fancy ice cream on the monologue.
As you know, I enjoy ripping the false prophet Robert
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Sallom and the motivational techniques. What an absolute failure. Reddick
sees that the j t s suck, suck, suck, and
he wants out. Well, he'd play anywhere he'd play. We
always do this joke, but he'd play in any play
in any town in Afghanistan or North Korea, Pyongyang. If
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the money's right, He's in the Jets were a fraud, Yeah,
we can play that any year. Been here for a
long time. Every year, it's the same thing. Late Night
Drug tester says, is it the right of late summer
players in New Jersey seeing the team around them and
immediately wanting out? Yes, Midnight Walker from Syracuse A poet says,
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Hassan Reddick informed the Jets he wants a lot more
loot the drama bills. Will Gang Green pay him or
give Hassan the boot? Yes, a polutely absolutely correct on
that sac A call. We'll say hello to Bennett the
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comedian in the Pacific Northwest. Bennett was on the mal
Or Palooza. Things did not go well for Bennett, but
he's back. Hello Bennett, you're you're one of our younger calls.
You're in the pipeline, Is that correct.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Bennett somewhere in there, I'm in the Pacific Northwest?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well no, I mean when I say pipeline, it's like
you're you're gonna replace like maybe Blind Scott will age out.
We'll have to retire Blind Scott or some of the
other characters that are paid on the show, like we
pay Yeah. Yeah, you can pretend like to be a
blind guy from Boston, where you could do like Marcel
and Brooklyn you could do that act.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Well.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
People don't know that weed Ban actually was never arrested.
It was all contract holdouts.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yes, that is correct, Eddie. We we're just doing a
bit here. We stole the act from Phil Henry. These
are all voice actors, and none of these people are real.
Jeanie and Medford actually still alive, Eddie. We just couldn't
afford her anymore. So she moved to some other show.
I think she's doing like a morning show somewhere. Is
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it the Pearly Gates Morning Show? I think that might
be where she's at right now. But yeah, so that's
the thing. So at some point here Bennett will put
you like hollering James completely normal, not mortally obese, doesn't
take you know, seventy five pills a day, and and
say random stuff and call the show and scream. Just
a character. These are all normal people.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
These quite the character.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Oh he is? I mean, and I met him. We've
hung out together, me and James. We're buddies. Yes. Oh
so how's the comedy going with you? Have you worked
on this? You want to be a comedian. Who's your
favorite comedian? Who's the number one stand up comedy and
you're what are you sixteen?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Bennett?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Is that correct?
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
I'm going to be sixteen here in about a month.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
All right, so you're fifteen. That's a lie. Everyone when
they're young says they are older. And I did the
same thing, and now I'm old, so I say I'm
younger than I am. That's how life works. So you're fifteen,
going to be sixteen? And who's to you? The greatest
comedian who makes you laugh? I got to hear this.
I want to know because all my other comedians I
like are either dead or old. So go ahead.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
So the greatest comedian that's kind of hard. I mean,
I'm a Seinfeld is my favorite show. So I love
Jerry sein.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You're sucking up to me. Very nice if you heard
of that. He's old also, all right, So I'm talking
about somebody that goes out and Seinfeld hardly works anyway,
need to. He's got that NBC money. So of the
people that are working in comedy today, like, who do
you have today?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I don't really know a ton of people who are
working today.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
You can't name me one. Okay, go ahead, name me
one person.
Speaker 7 (23:13):
I do like Larry the Cable Guy, or George Carlin.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Okay, whoa wow Carlin, all right, he's definitely not working.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
Today because I mean he's yeah, he cuts a lot,
which is kind of annoying. But he's like the philosopher
like everything he said over here.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah yeah, fun fun fact. Fun fact. I think he's
lost a step in the last few years. It's kind
of under the under the weather, under the ground. But
but Carlin was a radio call He worked in radio
in Dallas and then he went into comedy. But he
called in he used to live in when he was
doing comedy, living in la and Venice, and he called
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up the local sports radio station I worked at as
George from Venice. Yeah, and he never and we knew
off the air it was George from Venice. It like
Seinfeld would call wf fan in New York, but we
had Carlin that would call us up about random stuff
as a sport, swimming as a way to keep from drowning.
He became George Trum Venice and the thing that annoyed me.
(24:13):
And you'll appreciate this because you got buddies that probably
will do the same thing. So Carlin was a huge
fan of a guy that I Eddie hates Lee Klein,
who I knew was a talk show host here by
that movie you guys are watching very interesting on TV one,
by the way. But anyway, so Carlin was a fan
of my buddy of mine who was kind of older
than me and did a talk show, and so he
(24:35):
would go out, My friend would go out and get
invited backstage to carlin shows, right and so so yeah,
So then I was like, well, I want to hang
out with Carlin, and he wouldn't. I think he was
afraid that I was going to become friends with Carlin
because he wouldn't let me. He kept saying, I'm gonna
do it, I'm gonna do it. And then Carlin died unexpectedly.
You know, he wasn't sick or anything. He's all of
a sudden, that's it. A couple of days after he
(24:57):
had a medical situation. That was it. So I never
got that answer, like schmooze, that would have been fun.
I'm still bummed out about that.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
But it doesn't sound impressio.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, you don't see that. You don't see that, you
don't seem that, you don't see him that interested in
my story, by the way, you don't see that I was.
I was close to greatness.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
Oh well, well, sorry for cutting you off for great
and it's keeps going.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Well. No, I told the story already. I've told you.
You really called up to hear yourself talk, did you?
Speaker 7 (25:25):
No? I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I feel like you did.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You got to come to the other San Juans. It's
absolutely beautiful out there.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Ever heard of the San Juan's in Washington, Eddie, You
ever heard of?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
I have not. But Lorena is from up in that era,
and maybe she's hurt.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
That's far away, and she's from southern Oregon.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah, I don't think I've been to San Juan. But
it sounds like he wants to pay for your truth.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, he does not.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
That's okay, you got it. You gotta fly up here,
but I'll take you out to lunch.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Baby, Oh you take me out to lunch. That's gonna
be a very expensive lunch. I'm looking at pictures that
it looks pretty nice. Is that like just just near Canada?
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Yea, yeah, yeah, it's about thirty minutes north of Canada?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Or how often do you go to Vancouver? Is it
near Vancouver?
Speaker 7 (26:05):
No, I've never been to Vancouver, but I go up
to a little high school, really small high school that
I go to, and we literally play the teams from
the San Juan Island. So I get to get on
a ferry like three times a year and go play this.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Oh that's kind of cool. That's a real that's a
real road trip. Man, that's a real and you play
it's what sport? Do you play?
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Basketball?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Bet? We got a basketball and a baseball but two sports.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Star Oh wow, I mean I say this with humilody,
but I did get All League on our second team
as a third base All.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
League in the in the leagues in the San Juan Islands.
Is that where it is?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
So it's the San Juans And then like Mount Vernon.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Area, Vernon Mount kind of a famous. All Right, I
gotta go. We're learning your whole life story. But thank you.
All right, I'm hanging up with you. Go away. When
school starts soon right for him on the West coast,
it starts on the East Coast, it starts later. Today.
It was the first day of school.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
Yeah, my friend who's a teacher, said it was the
first day.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Only in California, and he was very sad when Yeah,
because on the East Coast he starts later. Yeah, on
the West Coast. They get started early.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Well updating that Olympic story we were talking about with
the gymnast for the United States, Jordan Childs, Yes got
the bronze medal.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Projection of the medal to get out of here metal.
Speaker 6 (27:27):
The Court of Arbitration for Sports.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Said, there's a Court of Arbitration for Sports is, yes,
there is there is this court.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
I think it's honestly, it's like in Switzerland or some there.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Of course the Geneva are so they okay, So here
if you didn't know the story, here's what happened. So
Jordan Chiles wins the bronze after the coach for the
US said hey, you didn't give us a point for
this move, and then they were like, oh, you're right,
and then she got the medal. Well, the I think
it was Romania was the girl who got bumped out
of the bronze. So they appealed and said, hey, wait
a minute, they didn't you got to file that appeal.
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You got to make that motion within a minute. And
they didn't do that, and they're like, oh, you're right,
so we're gonna take the Bronx middle And then the
US is like, hold away a minute. We have video
evidence that proves we did in fact submit that appeal
within a minute. And now the Court of Appeals said, yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
We don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I guess, oh no, why not, doesn't he said.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
I mean they it is ridiculous. They gave me the
ti America they gave and then they overturn it. But
then they got evidence saying well, wait a minute, you
were wrong for doing this, and they're like, yeah, but
we don't care.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
They hate us because they ain't SETI that's the lesson
right there.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
If I was Jordan Chiles, I would give them the
double bird and say you're not getting your metal back.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
The bird my metal. The bird is the word is
the word is the bird. Let's have a fun fact.
Fun fact, right, fun fact. You're the Cleveland Guardians. That's
a baseball team named after a bridge. Because the world
is a better place now, they're not called the Cleveland
Indians anymore. But seven need two times in a row,
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the Cleveland Guardians have gone in with a lead after
eight innings, and they have won the last seventy two
times that they have had a lead after eight innings.
The streak has continued in Cleveland. You know what that means.
And I know Strip Club John and Cleveland a regular
p one there in Northern Ohio and Ohio al know this.
(29:25):
This is setting up for the Guardians to have a
big lead in a close out game in the American
League Championship Series and puke all over the mound. That
is what they're setting up for one thousand percent. Let's
say hello to Tyson, who's in Saint Louis. Hello, Tyson, welcome.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Hey mister Ben, how are you?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
If I was any better, I'd be a cardinal, but
not a Saint Louis card because they're not gonna win
the National League Pennant, not this year. I was gonna
double check everybody. You gots had an earthquake there.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
I wanted to hear my story. My goodness, didn't you
feel it?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah? I didn't. I didn't feel it. They made a
big deal. It's great. I was awake, actually, but they
made a big deal about it because it's good television.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
What time was it.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
It was in the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
It was like noon. Okay, Well, I was awake and
I was laying in my bed and.
Speaker 8 (30:22):
At first I thought a big old trash truck was
driving by, right because my bed started shaking.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
I was.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Right, that's that the first time.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
But then it would move past the bed, and my
mirrors started shaking, and my lamp with all my Disney.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Ears on it started to look out.
Speaker 5 (30:41):
It scared me. It did. It would lasts longer than
I expect.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
How long did it lasts?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
It felt like it was like ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Oh my god, that's a long time.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
I'm from Oregon. We don't get earthquakes like that.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Earthquakes and organ No, we do not earthquakes. No, we
do quakes and organs. Okay, but I don't feel that,
I mean happened.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
I didn't fill it either, and I live here.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, I rarely feel the But.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
It was in Pasadena, and you're not that far away.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
I'm kind of close to where it was.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I had the last one.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
I got freaked out, but it was the north Ridge quake,
which is that that was real that you know what
buildings are.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Here? Find Tyson. We're all right when the walls start
caving in. We got problems, but you are.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
And then last thing, Ben you said you were close
to greatness. You are close to great right.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Next to Eddie.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
That's right, No, not really.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
We're in a separate room. I can't be in the
same room. He's got terrible bo So thank you, all right,
go away, all right, it is the show wonderful.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
He does get earlier.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Had to print something out for it because you broke
the printer.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, you don't have to pay for that. Come out
your your bonus, your holiday bonus. Here's the who am I?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Game?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Dodgers Show. Hey, oh, Tony, I removed on his
previous MLB record for most steals by a player in
games as a designated hitter. I held the dh record
before Otani. Who am I? That is the question. The
answer will get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
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dot com Fox Sports Radio Studios, It's Ben.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Malor and we have made a technical decision in an
effort to let the bit breed. We're gonna push back
the bit that I had planned because we ten minutes
talking to Bennett the comedian from the fifteen year old
comedian from the Pacific Northwest. So we'll push back to bed.
But here's the who am I?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Game?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
The Dodgers Show. Hey, old Tony had a little steel
in the game against the brew crew on Monday. So
Tani improving his previous MLB record for most steals by
a player in games as a designated hitter. I held
the DH record before Otani. Who am I? That is
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the question? What is the answer? Rob in Vegas Chicks
in with the Iron Chic, Fred Sandford from Far Out Dave,
Gary Payton guessed by mister Luciano's that's his answer. Who else?
We have el Sid Fernandez from mister nice Guy wearing
a new Minor league picture of Sid Fernandez. The old
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Dodger and met Who else we have? Alf the Alien
Opiner going with Pamela Anderson from Back in the Day
says Alf Elloyd from Compton says it's your favorite astro,
Carlos Correa of the Cheating Astros. Who else do you
(34:14):
have page down? Let's see here? Rachel Lillis was guessed
by the King Rory Jerry Ryansdorf from Shane of des Moines,
Mike the Leprechaun courting his future ex wife from Art
Puffin Popeye, the Sailor Man from Cowboy Killer, very relevant
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name in the comic world. Late Night Drug Tester says,
you are DeMarcus Cousins, who is thirty four? Today's he
only thirty four? It's been around forever in the end
thirty years in the NBA, but he's only thirty four.
He started when he was four years old. Midnight Walker
going with Yankee Legend Ron Bloomberg is his answer. NFL
Hall of Famer Jack Youngblood from The Sticky Finger One
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Tony Stark I was tossed out by our friend from Iowa.
Who else do we have a page down? Milkman Mike
in Colorados is the greatest dh in history. Scoot Skeeter
Meyer is the answer. Edwin in Carnacion from Carl Andy
from Lion o' Lakes in Minnesota. Going with Chili Davis,
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one of the all time great names and one of
the good dudes in baseball. Here's another good name. Bye
bye Balboni, Steve, Bye bye Balboni from Greg the real
estate mogul in Baltimore. Andrew who is in northern California.
We've met Andrew. He was not impressed with meeting us,
he says. The answer is Harold Baines, Gary DiSarcina, guest
(35:45):
by Oscar George Costanza from Yaphemi in Chicago. The k
C Carl Holler check in with Ellis Burks is his answer.
G Manage in Chicago says, My Little Pony is the answer.
Ferk Duck says, how much is Eddie paying these calls
to suck up to him? He must be paying Sirius
Sean a fortune. Yeah. In fact, Eddie's wife Ferg Dog
(36:06):
has complained off the record to me that all the
family money is going to charge your tickets, and for
Eddie buying compliments from people that call the show, it's
very embarrassing. Chris Anddorn. Here's another good name, Claude L. Washington,
solid name. That is a good name. Good job by you.
Chris in des Moines, Miguel Sinot, don't you know from DeAndre?
(36:29):
I can go on and on. Uh the grill, sergeant
says Bozo the clown, But I think we'll end it
there again. The Dodger sho he Otani. He improved on
his previous MLB record most steals by a player in
games as a designated hitter. I held the dh record
before o'tani arrived in the big leagues. Who am I
that the question? What's the answer, Edie?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I'm gonna go with former Pandre legend and one time
Cincinnati Read All Star Leon Bip Roberts.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Ah Bip now Bi Roberts. When I worked in San
Diego radio, when I was starting out, I would go
to Padre games at Jack Murphy Stadium, and Bip Roberts
was one of the few players. It was Tony Gwynn
and Bit Roberts and that was it. And he was
fun just because he was named Bip. If he had
been named like Steve or Jim or Bob or it
wouldn't be yeah or he just got my lee on.
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It wouldn't have been as fun. But a guy named
Bip who was fast and it'll slap hitter bit Robert.
That was a fun name. Yeah, anyway, you're correct, ain't correct, Eddy,
The correct answer would be none other than a player.
If he had played for the Yankees, he would have
had a Derek Jeter like reputation, but instead he happened
to play mostly for the Brewers and the Toronto Blue Jays.
Paul Malatore is the answer. By request. Terry in England
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demands I do these big boards. He loves when I
do the big board. So I did a big board.
The four most polarizing Mallard monologues over the years that
I could not a list big board much different. But
Terry loves it when I do a big boy. So
if I were doing, if I would add a fifth
on there. The Jeter monologue when Jeter retired and I
said he was just Paul Molitor with pinstripes. That upset
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so many people, Eddie. They were so angry with that take.
He was. It's in the take Hall of Fame, one
of the all time great takes right there,