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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, it's our numb b here in our number one
of the original Recipe podcast. What do you make of
the latest developments in the epic Brandon I of Drama
by the Bay. The Steelers have a trade in place,
but the Niners are trying to keep him around and
get him a sign of contract. We'll talk about our
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thoughts on that. Also, how are the Dallas Cowboys worth
ten point three billion?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
What is the secret sauce? We'll tell you about that.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And Nathan Peterman has returned to an NFL roster with
our Raiders. Can you explain why why he keeps getting gigs?
We'll talk about that as well. It's all coming away
right now here. It is our number one. Will Brandon
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Speaker 1 (02:00):
Play the hits? My man play this.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We're gonna play the hits. Our lead coming out of
the Bay area. The bay are by the way, fun
fact bonus fine. The door left open to the studio.
So should I get I? Should I wake up? Should
I walk over and close the door?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Should I do it?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm gonna I'm gonna walk over. I'm gonna close the door.
Jason Smith and Mike Carmon walked out. They did not
close the door. I can hear talking. I'm gonna barn
in a barn.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
They must have been.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I'm closing the door.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
All right, I've now closed the door. I'm not walking
back over. Very it's live, live Rady. It's a lot
of talking in the hallways here, a lot of gossiping
in the.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hallways, all right, listen.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But it's all about the hits and the football discussion.
The football discussion. So everyone's favorite disgruntled NFL player making
some news here. If you didn't see it, if you
have not heard the list, maybe not. We've learned now
that the petspurg Steelers, the Pittsburgh Steelers have emerged as
the overwhelming favorite to acquire the top available pass catcher.
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They have the building blocks done in a potential trade.
This is not any new revelation that part of the story.
We had heard. The framework was done for a trade
with the forty nine ers, and they've already talked about
a Brandon iok contract extension. However, there is a monkey
wrench in the plans here. San Francisco has an offer
out to Brandon IOC and a long term deal for
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him to stay by the Bay. He has not accepted that.
We're hearing whispers that the forty nine ers think they
can get that done. That's not a guarantee they think
they get a deal done. They're not that far from
getting his John Hancock or his DOCU sign and getting
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the deal done. They have not yet pulled the trigger
on a trade with the Steelers. As a result of that.
So let us discuss the question here for the Esteemed panel,
what do you make of these latest revelations, these latest
developments in the epic Brandon Ayuk drama by the Bay.
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So I've got Aladdin's Cave, Netflix and Peter principle, and
we will combine all of these things together and we
are going to make a motorcycle which you can drive.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I've never driven a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
But the fact that you're able in the state i'man
You're able to cut in between lanes.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It seems like you get where you need.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To go much quicker. You also might get killed, but
you know it's a risk, all right. So a let's
start with this. Brandon Ayak right now in the cartoon
bubble above my head is playing a classic game show,
Let's Make a Deal. He's playing Let's Make a Deal.
The ball is in his court. How everyonet to say
the compass the money compass. You can go east, you
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can stay west, you can go north or south, any
of those directions. It doesn't matter. Does he take though?
What's behind door number one, door number two or door
number three? How exciting and nerve wracking at the same time, Right,
because you've got to relocate ultimately, though, no matter which
direction he leads down the path from the compass, whatever
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direction he goes, Randon I ook there.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
This is in Aladdin's.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Cave situation, meaning that he is in a place now
where he's going to get a bunch of treasures from
the magic lamp, the Aladdin's Cave, right, and he can
stay with the Niners. The difficulty there is you're the
third of the fourth option if you stay with the
Niners outside of injuries, if the team stays relatively healthy.
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Christian McCaffrey is option one, and really one A and
one B for the Niners. And then after that it's
a toss up between Deebo Samuel who kills my rams,
and then mister Kittle at tight end. So that's what
you got. And then number three or four, depending how
you rotated, is Brandon and I. So if you take
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door number one, you leave the forty nine ers and
you wrap yourself with a terrible toald. Now my advice
is head to Pennsylvania. That is my advice here for
a couple of reasons. You get to dine on Perogi's,
you get that, you get the Pittsburgh salad now next
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to the Canadian salad, I do enjoy the Pittsburgh salad.
I am more prone to the Canadian salad. I like
that better. But the Pittsburgh salad pretty good. And you
get that to it, Iron City beer or something like that,
you're ready to go right now. I do like the
Pittsburgh salad. If you've never had a Pittsburgh salad, that's
where they give you, like the veggies, but they toss
on top grilled meat, shredded cheese, fries. They put the
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fries on top there. Now in yinzer Land, the land
of the Yser, the player Brandon Ayuk would be playing
with a blank spot at quarterback, so he would not
be in an advantageous situation at quarterback. However, you would
get the vast majority of targets, you're clearly the top receiver.
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You'd get the money, and the advice is to go
to Mike Tomlins Pittsburgh Steelers. Here, elevate one of those
dogs with fleas at quarterback and make them better. And
also from a financial standpoint, if the money's the same,
you're gonna get a twenty percent bump by not playing
in California. So why even I know those taxes in Pennsylvania,
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taxes everywhere, but cost of living between Pittsburgh and Northern California,
money goes twenty percent over twenty percent. Further, the cost
of living is like twenty percent lower in Pittsburgh than
it is in Northern California. But that's extra fundy money.
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So you're gonna make a lot of money. Is when
you know, I've been told by some of these these
yahoos over the years, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I me.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You make a certain amount of money, it doesn't matter.
You don't worry about how much gas is or how
much a gallon of milk. You don't worry about that
because you can afford it. So who cares you're paying
a little more, but it matter to you, you don't.
But all things being equal, why not now we turned
the page here. Sportico came out with their financial evaluations
for the NFL, and if you saw this, but they
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said that the Dallas Cowboys, how about have Cowboys? The
Dallas Cowboys are now worth ten point three billion. So
the question is, how are the Dallas Cowboys worth ten
point three billion? We know they are the most talked
about a team that's part of it. But the real
reason all of these franchise values have gone up. They
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can think Netflix. Every NFL team, baseball team, basketball team,
every member of the industrial complex can thank the Netflix effect.
That television has shifted to on demand. We all watch
it on demand. Most shows are done on demand, which
means it's even harder to get people to consume the
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most important part of television or radio, the advertising, so
engagement of the customers. It is kind of obvious here
you knew that, and so live television. They have live
television and get people to watch it very difficult. The
NFL and the other sports leagues that have an audience,
but the NFL's got the biggest audience. The last of
the Mohegans must see TV in the live format and
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that's it. Cowboys for as much crap as Jerry Jones
gets as a pure businessman in marketing, one of the
great showmen of our time. No one is better than
Jerry Jones in the modern world of football, in professional
sport marketing. The greatest show on earth the Dallas Cowboys,
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and in Texas Jerry will tell you it's faith, it's family,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
How about them Cowboys?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, just like that not necessarily in that order, but
this is a teachable moment.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
The Cowboys are what we call old money.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
They have not won his former Fox Sports radio host
Jim Mora would say, they have not won Diddley Pooh
in a generation. Yet they continue to be at the
pole position in the money raise. All right, last word,
here we go to the high speed transaction.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Wire where he's back.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Who is he? Explain your pronouns? So Nathan Peterman. Nathan
Peterman has returned to the NFL training camp roster was
released by the Saints not that long ago, and he
has lashed on with one of his former.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Teams, the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Now the Raiders are deciding between my guy Gardner, Minshew
and O'Connell at quarterback, but they have added Nathan Peterman.
So can you explain how this continues to happen? Nathan
Peterman keeps getting jobs in the NFL. So he is
the living embodiment of a term that doesn't get used
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all that much anymore, but is a great term, the
Peter principle. Just google it. It's appropriate for his name Peterman,
because we should change the Peter principle to the Peterman principle.
Nathan Peterman. If you don't know what Peter principle is,
by the way, you can look it up. But I'll
tell you it's a case where you're promoted at a
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company and you reach your highest level of incompetence and
you remain there.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
For example, look at yours truly or listen to yours truly.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Started out as a young upstart talk show host, and
I have landed at my highest level of incompetence overnight radio,
and here we are still here. But for Peterman, he's
the savvy, veteran captain clipboard and the epitome of a
backups backup Nathan Peterman, who's claim to fame is a
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historically bad performance for Buffalo against the Chargers. But Nathan Peterman,
he's a camp arm will he be a third quarterback
practice squad guy. He shows up on time, he works hard.
The coaches say, right, you can make all the throws.
He's got a big body, good locker room guy, positive energy, passion, coachable,
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has all those intangibles. Of course, you have to have
a blind spot. You gotta be like Inka tear Blind,
Emmet blind Scott. Many of the great blind listenbe the
most famous blind callers on this show. But you have
to overlook the fact that Nathan Peterman sucks when he
actually played. You have to overlook that how bad has
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Nathan Peterman been? I'm glad you asked he enters now.
What is his seventh season, Not that he's likely to
make the Raiders, but his seventh NFL season. Nathan Peterman,
Peter principal, the Peterman principle. He has four career touchdown
passes and thirteen interceptions in what is going to be
the start of his seventh year.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
In the NFL.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
But he keeps getting gigs. Fascinating. It is the Ben
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live in infamy in the annals of ridiculous moments in
the history of the show. As we were trying to
pump up the state of Ohio and Dick and Dayton,
who is part of some tourism board, just wowed us,
just absolutely wowed ess. I mean, the guy's live in
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He doesn't leave Ohio like Ohio's its own country for
Dick and Dayton. He loves it so much. He doesn't
believe in going to any other states around Ohio. And
we we asked him to try to try to name
some great things about Ohio and it was it was interesting.
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Tell coopwy, Ohio is a great place.
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Oh what a night it was.
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And wow, that's we all look a little different there,
those of us that we were partaking in that. I
even the Terrible, we call him Ivan the Terrible because
he supports cheating.
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He says, who is.
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Number one right now? America's cheaters are look out. We
might get you again this season. I hope it's You're
not Rodgers who make it, he says. I doubt it,
but maybe maybe he's a weasel word. So we can
beat them twice in less than nine years. Well, I
even as you know, the ass one thousand two, one
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thousand holes have no championships, and anything they do as
long as Thyl Booby and Bregman are the faces of
the franchise does not count. So I hope you enjoy
your meaningless baseball because people with integrity, people that know
the game know what an absolute fraud Rob Manford is
(17:35):
and Major League Baseball for allowing that sham to go
on an absolute sham, no question about it, No question
about it, David and Ohio says Ben. I am in
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know what you're doing in the shower. And I heard
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Hold on, I dropped the soap. Very funny, there you go,
very funny, Michael says, I can use a good laugh.
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Let's tune in.
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Ben two questions, can we get some more David Vase jokes?
And is Sam Darnald the Viking quarterback?
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Yes?
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Sam Darnald has won the Viking quarterback job because the
other guy ain't gonna be there, so by default not
a great day for the Vikings. Sam Donald bring out
the ghosts. Is the Viking quarter Sheen in des Moines says,
congrats Ben on beating Eddie stone Cold, Lorena Coop as
(18:38):
well at Mountain of Money yesterday. They tried to win,
just like the Lakers do. There you go, crew assisted
cheating by Eddie and stone Cole. You're correct, Shane. We
all know it and it's embarrassing. Eddie is the altouve
of the show. And just like Altuve.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I didn't do what wrong.
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I don't know.
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Check him for the buzzer.
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Mister Luciano says zo point six out of ten on
the opening Malle monologue.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I hope everyone is doing well. We're doing well, Thank you,
mister Lucian. We're all here.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Although the rain it did sound a little congested.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Sound do you not sound congested?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It sounded to me like you were. Maybe some garlic
might help you out a little bit. I recommend roasted garlic,
but you can do raw garlic if you want. There
just I'm looking out for you. Normally the illness starts
in the throat. It does right, it's usually, and then
it leads all other place.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
I feel like it usually starts in my nose for me.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
No, for me, it's like a tingling sensation, like you
can kind of tell you're starting to get sick.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
Well, you start doing the throat thing.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, yeah, you do the hakka lugi, not a hawk
to a haka lugi, and you do that. Yaphemi says
a mallor a plus and a Pittsburgh sandwich with the
fries inside on the Mala monologue. The QB situation in
Steeler Land resembles, resembles a North Korean famine. Brandon Auk
will be fighting with pickens in no time. Well, I'm
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there for it night drug test says Nathan Peterman is
a great locker room guy. So that means he uses
the perfect fabric softener on the towels.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, that's very important. You gotta do it.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, question Yafemi's also excited. He says that Hard Knocks
was the most view they the most viewed premiere in
five years. The Bears getting a lot of hype. Then
will they live up to that hype? Stay tuned developing
hot dot dot Dot. Matt also sent a video of
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that great pitch, one of the all time first pitches,
great first pitches of our history. There and my favorite
part of that video is the ballpark in Bakersfield where
they just took the stands down down the third baseline
and put a tent up for some reason. And we
really don't know why they did that, but they did,
and that make a lot of sense. Anyways, go to
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the phones. We'll say hello to Let's see her any
money mooe. Let's say hello to Rico in Denver, Hello, Rico, man, I.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Missed today that fallen asleep before you got to be.
But now I'm first, so I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
I can put you back on hold if you want, Rico,
I mean, if you want to go back on hold,
that's an option.
Speaker 8 (21:16):
If I can do it. Man, But I got about
four minutes in me.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
But four minutes, I'm only I only need three. I
don't need fource too much. I can't handle four minutes
of Rico, the Rico Act. I don't know that we
want four minutes. How's the comedy going, Rico? Everything good
with that?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Not too bad? Not too bad?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Is the entire the entire family still doing comedy? Yes?
Speaker 8 (21:37):
Yeah, my brothers my brother sports show is doing okay
here as well. But yeah, everything's going fine here except
I guess we get five minutes out of me, one
minute for every finger that has nail polish every night.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh you have nail polish, Will Williams. I'm not attracted
to you have an anti nail polish position.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Of course, but you're not. You're not a Bears fan, though.
Speaker 8 (22:03):
You know who My favorite baseball player is now Duran
for the Red Sox.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Oh you like him because he he yells out the
F word. The other F word, you're fit.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
Well, you know what, I just don't like that he apologized,
Like I'm older. I've been using that word my whole life.
I'm not going to stop. I don't care what the
elites are trying to bowl with his agenda.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
The anti F word agenda.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Yeah, he saesn't apologize.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You said it.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
You said it like it's not a big deal that.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Well, you apologize because he was forced. If you work
for a business, you have to follow the rules of
the business.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
True, But they did explain this on South Park about
that second.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
But he's not. But I bet he's not an independent.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
That's an odd take though, Like that's your your take there,
like you, that's your you love it.
Speaker 8 (22:49):
I believe in freedom of speech, man, in that.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Way, Well, you do have freedom of speech. You do,
and I think it's right. I think it's ridiculous. He
got suspended, but he would he should have been fine.
You agree, he should have been fine. You can't say
that into a live mike.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
I agree with you, Okay, I would never apologize for that,
and I would just go ahead, kick me off the team.
I'll say what I want. So that's how it's.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Gonna it's not exactly how it works.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
We go.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Maybe that's how it should works, Anny.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, you know, one more thing, Oh, one more thing?
What other words? Do you liked that? There?
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Broncos over unders five and a half wins? I got
us going way over?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
No, you bet? You bet? You bet the under. You
don't go over that? You bet the under?
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Oh, I'll bet, you know. We gotta have a wager
on this, me and you. I'm taking those.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
What do we bet? What are we betting? What are
we betting?
Speaker 8 (23:37):
I'll quit radio all together if they get under five
and a half.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
That's a prize though, that's not a punishment. That's a
prize for the listeners that you're not going to call
in anything.
Speaker 8 (23:47):
Yeah, we'll think of something on my next call.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
All right, all right, go away, go say the F word?
All right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
On a scale of one to ten, How does stir
is it that I Rico hasn't called the show in
a long time? And I still remember he's such a
bad caller that I remember like his whole family did
stand up comedy, like the the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Your memory when it comes to callers, I think is remarkable.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh well, I think that's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
And lo it is.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Your ability to talk to a wall is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
These are five windows here.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
There are one, two, three walls and two windows, I
think right, something like that. Hey, by the way, I
got here early and I had to use the facility.
But the bathroom here is disgusting. We used to have
both bathrooms. But then there's some woman got a job here.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
And you should see the clean side. Oh my gosh,
it's so nice.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So I went up to the the George norriy Coast
to Coast bathroom. Yeah, in there, how is that one
clean smell upstairs?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, wonderful bathroom George Norri when he takes a pooh,
very nice.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I noticed there's a sign on the bathrooms that say
something like for premiere.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Yes, yes, what else is up there? That's he sold
like half the floor? So somebody some other businesses up there.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
They don't want the security guard using the bathrooms up there.
Well do you have to wake them up to you?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Don't you think he has his own though downstairs here?
Speaker 8 (25:11):
Here?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Many times I've gone to the security guards. I saw
somebody kind of shady in the garage. They're either never there.
The guy, the new overnight guy. Now we had the
one guy that was sleeping, remember like like a walrus.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
One time.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Yeah, but the new guy. What his move I've noticed
is the overnight security guy. He goes to his car
to plan on his phone, which I guess is okay
kind of because at least he's in the garage of
somebody that you.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Can see if someone comes and break down in my.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Car, I'm okay with that, as long as the fall asleep, yeah,
which you know, probably that one guy.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I don't know the guy's name, but that guy, he
was the greatest security guard we've ever had.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
That's sleeping was awesome.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
He just yeah, he didn't just doze off. He was
like he was out for the hollering James sleeping.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, he was laid back in his chair. This is
before you worked. The other laid back and he was like,
you know, a larger guy, and it was Yeah, it
was wild.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
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Speaker 3 (26:09):
All right, so I'm going to read this this little story.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
This will like you're not reading please.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
I'm going to read it because I don't understand it.
And if you want to explain it to me, that's fine.
And I forgot that's fine too. Okay, don't you take
you long. I have a fun fact. Here's what it says.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
What.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
The NBA released its complete game schedule for group play
of the Emeritus NBA Cup in twenty twenty four that
will take place on Tuesdays and Fridays starting November twelve,
with a doubleheader as the seventy six Years will host
the Knicks and the Mavericks will take on the Warriors.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, so they changed the name.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Any of the Fugazi play in the in season tournament
is now cop.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
It's now sponsored by Emeritus.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
I'd rather stare at a jackstrap, that kind of a
jockstrap than a then the the costrap.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Sure my god.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
But yeah, the NBA they said, well that's it, but
people thought it was and dom and all that, so
let's just change the name of it after the first year.
But that'll fix everything. Well, that'll fix every more using
the cup. Didn't know what in the hell that was. Okay,
now I know playing tournament now Emeritus Cup. Great, go
win the cup. Put your name on the cup, the
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November Cup. Hey, are you ready for a new job?
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out expresspros dot com to find your local office. That's
Expresspros dot com. Fun fact time, fun fact. Do you
know who Carson Steel is? Carson Steel?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You do not.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
He is an ever undrafted rookie for the Kansas City
Chiefs out of u See, La. Although I think he
only spent one year in Westwood and was at Ball
State before that. But he's trying to make the Chiefs
rosters an undrafted rookie, which seemingly is very difficult. The
Chiefs are kind of good, but he has become a
viral star because of his pet back home.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Do you see what kind of pet he has here?
What do you think of, Lorraine?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
What kind of pet do you think that Carson Steel
has back home?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I think he has a chinchilla?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
A chinchilla?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Fine answer, Eddie, what kind of pet do you think
that Carson Steel has back home? I'm gonna go with Woodchuck, woodchuck,
all right, fine koubalou paka a packa all fine? Answers
reveal answer as well. Turns out that Carson Steel of
Kansas City revealed he has a pet alligator at home,
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A pets alligator. Yes, yes, a five could a five foot,
one hundred pounds alligator which is named Krocky J. That's
the name, Krocky J. Steele is the name of the alligator.
But the part of the story that blew me away, Like,
you know, I've heard of other NFL players over the
years that have pet crocodiles or whatever because you you know,
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get chicks that way.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Women are impressed by that. I guess I don't know.
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
He claimed that he got the alligator in second or
third grade as a Christmas present. What parents are allowing
their kid to have a pet alligator in the second
or third grade?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And Harry responsible parents?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
And how exactly does one spend time with the alligator?
Like I remember when I was a kid, I saw
like in the there was a book that I read
because you went back before the internet in the Stone Age,
and they had photos of these people like I think
it was in the Philippines, that had pet alligators and
they slept like with the alligator. But how does that
work because the alligator? How you can't train an allegy?
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How do you train an alligator?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Well, I assume if you kept the alligator well fed,
he might not want to snack on you, if you
might just want to hang out.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Yeah, And if you can have a pet getcko, why
couldn't you have a pet alligator? Still a lizard. They
like to lay on you. They're very cuddly creatures.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
You seem pro alligator. Would you like to would you
like to get your own gator?
Speaker 4 (30:03):
I wouldn't mind having a gator. I think they're kind
of cute. And if I went to like Louisiana or
something and went actually in the water, they let you
catch little babies.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, Loraina, are you aware of Van the one legged
Bama Fan.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Well, they had Vama Man man.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Is this one of our amputee listeners? Feel like we
should make it?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Well, he's the most masculine caller sports raider.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, Van the one legged Baba Man was out in
the bayou there in the South and with his like
was his cousin or his brother his old leg He
used to no, no, no, he at this point he
had he was not Vaned the one Legged bab Man.
He was Vanned the two leg he was the two
legged Bama Man. But then an alligator ate his leg
and that's it. And but that's not where the story ends.
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So they went and killed the I guess his relative
went and killed the alligators.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I remember the story. And then they ate the alligator
that that ate his legs?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
So scoreboard?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Is that not?
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Is that not the most mask in my gut?
Speaker 4 (31:00):
That's crazy. I wonder did he do a death roll
on his leg or did he just bite it straight off?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I don't know the exact details on that. But we
have not heard from Van the One Leg at Mammon
Man in a while, hopefully still. I know he has
some medical problems, but you know, he's getting older. But yeah,
that's one of the great stories of all time.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
That's so cool. We have amputee listeners.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
You talk about the blind listeners. I'm like that, let
me you are missing.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Limbs attention advertising. We dominate the homeless community. We have
the blind community and people that are missing limbs.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
They love the show.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Don't forget the sleeping community.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yes, people with sleep conditions love the show, like Jed
who fled? Who's up all night? But that's more of
a pharmaceutical issue. Hello, Jed who fled?
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Man?
Speaker 5 (31:44):
I want to earn my nay name is so bad
right now and hang up on you.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
But he's just too good.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
But he's he's the most masculine commands that ever.
Speaker 8 (31:51):
He's lost his legs.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
The more masculine men dominate.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
That gator.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Put the bank state to his head and pop out,
and we don't lose our legs. We walk out of
swamp with the gator on our shoulder, and we'll get
ready to film the next season in.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Beverly Hill, Billy.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Have you ever eat the gator? Jed?
Speaker 5 (32:06):
It tastes like chicken.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Unfortunately, it's kind of weird, stranger.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
There's no I heard there's a I heard there was
like a fishy taste. There's no fishy taste to it.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Uh, because there a football bill yea, because theyre gona
becheating and guarantee.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
Dad, it's kind of fishy. It's it's nice's nice. It's terrible.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
I mean it's it's actually very very terrible. It's a
great defense mechanism, because I can't think of anything that
tastes worse, Dude, I would say that tastes worse in
my mouth was getting watched. I watched four years straight
of games in the swamp and and Dope Campbell of
the Gators is annihilating Florida State repeatedly. And then one
of the drunk ladies that stands up says.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Break tibo's that's been legs.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
I don't want to tell you that I was agreeing
with everybody agreed with it, but today's legs got broken.
Anytimes there's that game, you was gonna be a crap
meat out ever, and if you're gonna taste some Gator
all right, and Gator five fingers sandwiches, anything about that's.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
What's the first looking ward, Dude, it's too sillable.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Word first syllable comes it up perfectly in the old world,
not to day times, not to day times, that they're
not worthy of such rainbow colored glories.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
Story.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
So we even doing, man, what you've been doing, even
even dread calls and people like me mos so we
get with you.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Yeah again, Jed, you've been on the here ninety seconds,
but it's like seven minutes of content and I can
I sit here slack jawed listening to you talk.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
I'll see it. Jay, I'm having my sex show encounters.
That's why I sell how I sell them. And it's
chicked in out the same way, Dude, like, what the hell?
And I'm because I'm not juggling. I'm I'm like doing
chainsaws on fire while I juggling. I'm telling jokes.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
Yea.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And the biggest joke is that I thought I was
gonna be awesome.
Speaker 8 (33:36):
Yeah, I'll be a good father.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well it's yeah, you don't want to. You wanna?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I think you want to? Low expectations is they? I
gotta go thank you? All right, there's a jed who
appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Very good turn. Now for the who am I? Game?
And uh we'll press on here. Here's the who am I?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Game?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
You want to answer this on X you can do
it at Ben Malers. So, the Nationals had a rookie
first baseman named Andre's Chaparo who I don't know. But
he hit three doubles and he scored two runs in
his big league debut on Tuesday. I am the only
other player to do that in my Major league baseball
debut in the modern era since nineteen oh one. Again,
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National's rookie first baseman Andres Japaro hit three doubles and
scored two runs in his MLB debut. I'm the only
other player to put up that stat line in my
debut in the modern era. Who Am I the answer?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Next?
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Speaker 1 (35:00):
And here is the who am I game?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
The Nationals rookie first baseman Andres Chaparo had three doubles.
He scored two runs in his big league debut. That
happened on Tuesday night against the Orioles.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I'm the only.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Other player to do that in his Major League baseball
debut in the modern era?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Who am I? That is the question? What is the answer?
Unless he does? Anyone know the answer?
Speaker 8 (35:24):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
See Art Puffin going with Charlene Shorty Prior as his answer.
Luis Canons from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Andrew in the
Bay Area obviously cheated. He got it right, Cowboy Killer
going with Tiki Barber as his answer. Malo prop Guy
says Freddie Garcia the Philly of Reason as Al Perez
(35:47):
legend from Mister Niska nineteen eighties baseball legend. Chris Jericho
Y two j from Rob in Vegas. Chili Machado from
Milkman in Colorado, Milkman Mike in Colorado.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Who else do you have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Matt the Tom Brady Roase fan, He cheated, mister Miagi
go the answer from Alph the Alien Opiner.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Euro Jack says softball coach and FSR Hall of Famer
John Ramos is the answer.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Andy from Lion O'.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Lakes in Minnesota going with Alex Lewis. Nick Evans guests
by Rod the ambassador of Bakersfield, who was the hostess
with the mostess at that twenty sixteen malat meet and
greet Joe Youngblood.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
From I forty Ian. That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Stuck in Sacramento, says Vladi Devat smoking double cigarette in
hellas Sacramento is the answer to the who am I gave?
Rubio Drazzo from Malibu? Rubin the weasel guessed by Yafimi.
Who else do we have? Page down? Page down? Is
it freedom of speech in the UK? Guess by Terry
(36:55):
In England, Josh is going with Joey Vados his answer
The Wendy City, Chicago guest by Marcus.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
That's his answer, Eddie, Do you have an answer, Eddie? Please?
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yes, I'm gonna go with former Seattle Mariner legend Uniesky Bettencourt.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Fine name, Eddie, but unfortunately incorrect. CJ at the DC
Airport going with oil Canboyd. Also a fun name, but wrong.
Nick went with Barney Rubber Rubble. Easier for me to
say the correct answer, though, Eddie here, please shut up.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
The correct answer is a fellow Ben Ben.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Greeve of a nineteen ninety seven Oakland Athletics. This guy
Schaparro though, this guy spent eight years in the minor league,
six hundred and twenty seven minor league games, and what
a debut for that national say well he's got that No,
he's got that natitude.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
That's what he's got. Nattitude, not attitude.