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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our Dumnberfore it was a night
to remember, now a podcast to remember. In our number four,
how do you decode? Jim Harbaugh closing the door on
Colin Kaepernick joining the Chargers as a player or a
coach this season. Also, Joe Burrow recently declared he's better
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than in twenty twenty three despite coming off a major injury.
What is your position on this? And Kenny Pickett was
absolutely charroiled for his performance in the Eagles game with
the Patriots. Is he a problem for Philadelphia? We've got
the Coop Scoop on entertainment, Sports Jeopardies schedule for this
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Show be. I know Cowboy Drews played about ten thous
hours of the video games while he's listening to the show.
We are the background music where the elevator music while
he plays the game, and we love it and I
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got I remember when I first learned from listeners years
ago that they could be up all night gaming and
then they would listen to the show. They'd support the show.
I thought, oh, that's the greatest man. I remember there's
a kid that called up from Boston years ago. I
was like a teenager and he was such a prolific gamer.
He got a job. I don't know if they still
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do this, but he was like a professional gamer. He
went out to a house in la and they gave
him like tons of money to play video games. Wow.
But he used to listen to the to the show
was playing video games anyway. I lead this hour from
Los Angeles where we're broadcasting from follow up to a
previous malar monologue. We have a resolution in the Colin
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Kaepernick saga from the that didn't take long department. I
don't know if you heard about this or not. Maybe
you turn your hearing aid off, perhaps you missed it.
So coach Jim Harbaugh has said that Colin Kaepernick will
not will not be a player or a coach for
the Los Angeles Chargers of Inglewood this season. Now that
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comes just a couple of days after Jim Harbaugh gave
a verbal bubble bath the old Haktua to his former
quarterback with a public job offer, slobbering all over that thing.
Talking about his football mind, Colin Kaepernick's football mind, he
said the following This is the money quote from Jim Harbaugh.
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He said this after practice on Thursday. Quote. I love Colin,
but he's not going to be on the coaching staff
which is set for this year, and he's not going
to be playing on the roster either. Harbaugh declared, what
do we always say everything before the word but is
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a lie? So when he said, I love Colin, but
it's a lie. It's all right. So this is what
I want to talk to you about. The question, how
do you decode Jim Harbaugh closing the door on Colin
Kaepernick joining the Chargers as a coach or player this season?
So I have signature tune, bow nos, and turtle Wax,
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and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to go to the soup Kitchen where
you can meet weed man hippies doing an appearance. No,
I'm kidding. I'm going to call him up after this.
He called last our friend from Miami, and we're gonna
try to help him out. We'll see if it works
this time, hopefully it will. Just spoke with him off
the air a few minutes ago, and he got very
(04:53):
upset that I could not talk. I said, I have
to do the show. I can't anyway get back to
the to the monologue. So how do you decod Jim
Harbaugh closing the door on Colin Kaepernick? So to kick off,
this was as dependable as when you go to Starbucks. Now,
I don't drink coffee, but my wife does, and so
I get dragged the Starbucks. He gets me those fugesy teas.
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That's what she gets me. We got but very reliable.
We've eat you know, we've had the drinks every city
we've been to. We always end up there at one
point or another, and they're just you know, they're dependable,
same quality. It's like McDonald's. But if Colin Kaepernick wanted
to return to football, he would have returned to football
years ago. That's not my opinion. That is not gas baggerie.
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That is a fact, is what it is. Okay, if
he wanted to be back in football, he would have
been back in football. His signature tune, the theme song
to the last couple of years of Colin Kaepernick is
the Weekend's false Alarm. Everything is a false alarm Spiler
alart spiler alert. Listen to this. All right, let me
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give you my evidence. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna be
the guy giving the evidence. You tell me if you
say guilty or not guilty. Kaepernick is just faking wanting
to be back in football. Okay, here's my evidence. Let's
go back twenty twenty two. Colin Kaepernick had a workout
with the Raiders in Vegas. Remember this, Kaepernick worked out
for the Raiders. Twenty twenty three, Jim Harball offered Colin
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Kaepernick a job on the Michigan coaching staff. That's big time,
Big Ten Football and Arbor Michigan. Kaepernick did not take it.
Twenty twenty four, Kaepernick gets a call from Jim Harball
shortly after he gets the Charger coaching job. Hey, how
would you like the coach with the Chargers. He didn't
return the call. He didn't take any of those jobs.
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Now you'd argue the Raiders never offered him a job.
That's fair, that's fair, But Michigan and the Chargers did.
Do you see a pattern here? It's not patternicity, it's
a legit him in pattern. Despite being a revolutionary trouble maker,
he's had options. Okay, he's had options, and why hasn't
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he taken any of them? Why? My theory, he's following
part of the Code of the West. I'm a big
fan of the Code of the West. Do what has
to be done. But one of the other elements of
the Code of the West is ride for the brand.
And when Kaepernick rejects these big time jobs he's writing
for his brand, it would be a terrible look. Am
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I wrong? On this. It would be a terrible look
for Kaepernick to return to big time football in any capacity,
any capacity. Here's why, I think it's kind of obvious.
I think we're all grown ups here. What is Kaepernick's identity?
His whole image is that the man is trying to
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hold him down. He's been blackballed by the industrial complex
of football, and you know, he's fighting the machine. It
is a cautionary tale.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
It's hard to be marketing yourself as a martyr who
can't get a job when you turn down a job
in the NFL. But it's harder if you had taken
the job as a coach with the Chargers. Now, the
good news is, every time Kaepernick has a business venture
and tries to get publicity, all he has to do
is have his name floated for one of these jobs
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and that he's playing footsie with the Chargers or Michigan,
and all of a sudden, da da headlines headlines because
people he's clickbait Kaepernick at this point, he's just clickbait.
People click on it like, Wow, I can't believe this
guy is, you know, saying the things he says. Why
wouldn't it wouldn't it be wild if Jim Harbaugh called
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up Kaepernick again next year. I say it would. Here's why,
all right, I have a conspiracy theory. This is my
I didn't get this from anyway. This is my theory.
The fact that Harbach came out twenty four hours later
announcing that not only woul Kaepernick not be on my
coaching staff, he won't be a player. The way that
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he said it leads me to believe he got the tap.
He got tapped on the shoulder from ownership with the
Chargers saying hey, what are you doing? I mean that
ain't allowed. Like seriously, he had the talk. There was
the talk somebody from the Spanos family that owns the
Chargers like, you know, we don't really want this because
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he didn't leave the door open at all for this season,
and teams higher coaches mid season. Now typically, yeah, it's
odd to do it, but you could give him a
nothing job of figurehead job as an advisor. You know
how many washed up former coaches have jobs in the
NFL that they're getting paid to be a consultant. That
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doesn't happen as much in my business. But when I
first got into radio, there were ten million consultants. They
were way sting money on consultants and they none of
them knew what they were doing. It was ridiculous, all right. Furthermore,
we move now to the Natty where Bengals star quarterback
Joe Burrow, who's lucky enough to live in the San
Diego of the Midwest there, although it's in the South Cincinnati.
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Joe Burrow recently declared he is back and better than ever,
at least better than twenty twenty three, despite coming off
a major injury. What is your position on Joe Burrow
saying he is back and better? So this renther symbole.
My position is, what did you expect the man to say,
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el capitan, el captain obvious? Did you expect him to
come out and say, oh yeah, I sucked the big one.
I mean, come on the football mind virus from boonos.
Now I realized Joe Burrow is an LSU guy and
he briefly went to Ohio State, but a Michigan man
bo Shambeckler bo sham Becker's quote, every day you're either
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getting better or worse. You never stay the same. That's
the football mentality. And I love me some Joe Burrow
I was asked this week made Maynard appearance, my first
appearance on the fan in Kansas City, the new all
sports station there on the FM dial. It's great to
be on FM in Kansas City with Bob Fesco and
his show. And I was asked by Dusty about who's
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the competitor for the Chiefs and I was like, well,
Joe Burrow in the Bengals. That's it. I love me
some Joe Burrow. However, he's got to go out and
walk the walk. Proof is in the actual pudding. You
don't poison people with toxicity. At last, I checked, like
this business, that business is a results based business, all right.
Last thing we heading out of Philadelphia, well actually New England,
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the Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles getting together. We talked
earlier about Drake may who was getting praise for his athleticism.
Did they expect a guy who wasn't athletic to be
drafted umber three overall in the draft? I found out amusing.
But on the other side, Kenny Pickett is getting absolutely
charbroiled for his performance as he had bad bo in
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this game for the Eagles against the Patriots. Is he
a problem for Philadelphia? So the scales are leaning significantly
that way. Now, I had this game on in the background.
I don't pay that much attention to exhibition games, but
I had a show to do, and so I was
looking for things to talk about, and I thought this
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would be a good conversation starter, so I watched it.
It was on the background. I was just doing some
other stuff. But the scales are leaning towards Kenny Pickett
being a big problem here. He was the epitome of
captain checkdown right, check down on everything, afraid to throw
the deep ball, afraid to challenge things. That's why his
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completion percentage was pretty high. But the yards per pass
were minuscule. And it's like, you don't have to be
Bill Belichick or Sean McVay or Kyle Shanahan to know
how this works. Just a rudimentary understanding of basic football,
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we'll tell you. I think there's a bit of a problem.
I think there's a bit of a problem here, as
Kenny Pickett averaged five point two yards per pass, which
was actually more than Drake may by the way, who
was at four point three yards per pass. But when
you see those kind of numbers are like, that's a
red flag, that's about. He was so bad in that
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game that if you're the Eagles, you got to start
making calls around the NFL. Hey can I have your
backup quarterback? Kenny Pickett was explosive diarrhea he was that
were the Steelers. I guess early precincts are reporting in now.
That tell us he still got the cooties. If Jalen
Hurts starts camping in the injury tent, which is a
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legit possibility, and if you're Nick Sirianni or Howie Roseman
the brains there in Philadelphia, or Dom the security guy,
you go out, you get some extra turtle wax because
if you keep playing Kenny Pickett, you will be polishing
a turd, is what you're going to be doing. It
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And we will have the Kop Scoop on entertainment. My
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bonus live read coming later this hour. So very very exciting.
Bergdog says, if weed Man moves to California, can you
keep my town a secret from him? Please? I don't
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want any bums ruining California's hidden gem. Yeah, I'm sure
there's none there, clearly, clearly yes. Alf the Alien ol
Pinter says, I hope you and Donut Kelly are happy
with all the fritter talk the last couple of days.
This is all your fault. Oh yeah, look, alf, Alf
had a blueberry donut iced coffee and an apple fritter,
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and an apple fritter in the area around Springfield, mass
Is a dollar seventy nine for one apple fritter and
a blueberry donut ice ice coffee that is a large
original blend cream, blueberry and doughnut swirl that'll shitch you
back three dollars and thirty nine cents. So that's that's
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Have you seen the the competition between JT the Wingman
and Donut Kelly for number three?
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Yes, they both want to be number three. Now why
can't one be number three and one number four? Why
do they both want to be number three?
Speaker 5 (17:21):
I mean, I don't know. Is number three more prestigious
than number four?
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Well?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
JT the Wingman does make a compelling argument because he
has been to the last three Mallard meet and greets
all over the country. I was actually center three.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I was JT doing a number three on Twitter.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Yeah, okay, I actually I have somebody sent me a
number three as well. Oh Bennett Bennett the comedian, Oh
he did.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Yes, a lot of competition for number three.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I was singing that you're gonna rip a kid? He's fifteen?
At are you gonna riff hi? Uh?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I'm not gonna rip him, but I thought I thought
was better.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So here's what we should do, Pulse of the people.
Why don't we get We'll get Donut Kelly, We've got JT.
We've got Bennett the comedian, and we'll need one other person.
And then we'll have the people decide who's the number three.
And then we'll also have a different contest, a different
vote for number four. Who says no? Does anyone say no?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
All right, let's go to the phones. The Let's say
a lo to Andrea. She's in Berkeley and she's been
with us all night here, but she's got important moon news.
Important moon news. There's a cosmic event, and when there
are cosmic events, odd things happen. Hello Andrea, Hello Ben,
(18:49):
how are you? If I was any better, I'd be
in A but not in Oakland A because they will
soon not be the Oakland A's anymore.
Speaker 8 (18:56):
I know. We'll check it out. This is the last
Fabridge shoe is happening this weekend before the A's move
out of Oakland and go to Sacramento for a few
years and then Las Vegas. And it's really interesting. It's
right on the cusp of the full moon. So the
moon I always say, you feel it two days before
the day of and the day after, So emotions should
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be at a fever pitch between you know Giant fans
and A's fans.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
So I got a quite what are they gonna call
when they're in Sacramento. I know they're going to try
to pretend they're not the sacrament A's. But is it
the six What is it the six eighty? Is that
the one that goes to the Sacramento.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
No, good question. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Okay, I don't know. You're Oh, you're not from here?
Have you been there? You've been there a long time.
I think I've made that drive before. It's like ninety
miles or something like that. Maybe it's maybe it's I eighty.
I don't know. Well I forget anyway.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Yeah, I know they'll be the Las Vegas A's, but
until then, I think it's kind of interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, I think it's Yeah, they'll call it the I
eighty series. They can call it that.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
Yeah, that's not quite as moon, you know, Yeah, I
hear you. Yeah, that's interesting. The last Battle of the
Bay are going to be in Oakland, and uh, you know,
before the A's leave, so right on the cusp of
the full moon, which is a time of culmination. So
I think it's interesting timing the full moon brings things
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to fruition and culmination. And it's a full super blue
moon supermoon, meaning it's larger than usual and it's closer
to Earth than usual blue moon. I'm doing some research.
I think it means like once in a blue moon,
there might be two full moons in the same months.
So it'll be in Leo. The suns in Leo. The
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moon's in Aquarius, so for your listeners out there that
are Leo Aquarius, they'll feel it more acutely. So, you know,
should be interesting to see what transpires on the last
bay Bridge series.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
All right, and you're are you going to one more
game this year? Are you done?
Speaker 8 (20:58):
You know, I'm going to be open to that. I
have some friends. I have one friend that actually works
as an usher and he's going to work at the
last A's game. So it remains to be seen that
that's you know, quite emotional, so I'll just stay open
to the possibilities. But the last one I went to
was Jerry Garcia and I a few weeks ago, and
they did a good job with that.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
All right, well, very good, thank you for the information.
As always, Andrea, get back to the bathtube. There she
goes our friend Andrea virgo and service on Twitter. Boys,
you want to say a load to Andrea. He's got
a Okay, she does this every every few I think
it's I don't think it's every month, but she has
a like a a what's what's it like? A semi
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monthly thing of cosmic news. Let's say hello to doc Mike.
We got the doc. The doc is back in Chicago. Hello, Doc,
don't you get it?
Speaker 6 (21:55):
How's everybody out there on the West coast with all
those tints on rodeo drive?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Now? What is your plan when you you're running for president? Again?
Speaker 6 (22:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Doctor? So election?
Speaker 6 (22:07):
Absolutely, and you're going to be the VP?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
All right? When's our when's our committee? When's our our
get together? Our our big powwow?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
We're gonna wait until election day? And come all right?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Would you like to do ask a doc?
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
All right, let's do ask a doc. Let's welcome some callers.
Let's say hello to Jed who fled? Who would like
to be on Aska? Doc? Hello, Jed who fled?
Speaker 6 (22:33):
What's the wire? Callers today so soft and compared to
older callers for reguards to how long they have to
wait on hold and then bitch about it?
Speaker 8 (22:41):
Why did they do that.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
I love Ben, I love being on hold.
Speaker 9 (22:44):
I love doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Why don't I know what you're doing? This is your
way of complaining by saying you're not complaining. Your complaining.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
Do you know the English?
Speaker 6 (22:53):
Do you know the English? Mother epan language?
Speaker 10 (22:55):
Dude, that was the exact opposite.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Doctor thought on this.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
He well, yeah, yeah, dog dog.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
What what are people like?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Bands?
Speaker 9 (23:03):
The steep paranoia and and hit meetings and everything that's
wrong generally?
Speaker 6 (23:08):
What's wrong with people like their minds?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
What's on with their minds?
Speaker 6 (23:11):
They're probably not drinking enough. Camel you're in?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Are you? Are you drinking it out? Camel your own.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Man, Garritt, thank you, I'm sorry. We must move on.
It's Ask your Doc. Let's hello to Poppy. Not a
real doctor, not a not a real doctor. No, Poppy,
it's San Diego. Hello, Poppy. You're on Asking Doc with
Doc Mike. Hello, Poppy, Hey.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Ben, mother, I wanted to be the person at try you.
Congratulations on Getny Benny versus a Penny Season two. I know, honey,
Wow is not gonna there's no.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
There's no no, there's no agreement. There's no agreement yet, Poppy.
But you're on with Doc Mike. Go ahead, get to
the question.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
I just wanted to tell you about, Yes, I guess
the commission about Netflix. I was gonna tell you that. Uh,
you know, if I can get coop your phone numbers
so I can give you a free ticket ticket?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
All right, Doc Mike, your thoughts on on this from Poppy?
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Doc repeat the question. I can't understand this guy.
Speaker 9 (24:24):
Go ahead, Hey, Ben Mallard, So did you want me
to give your phone numbers? Chest on the Netflix on
Labor Day weekend against the Japanese kind of hot?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
There's you? Are you well? Okay? I want to just
email me, Poppy. I would if I can do it
all I would actually go to that. I would like
to get question. All right, doc's getting up?
Speaker 7 (24:45):
Doc?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You what should this guy do? Doc?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Ask me a medical question?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Hey, so Ben Millers, all right, I don't thank you, Poppy,
I emailed me. I'll consider. Uh. Let's say hello to
Donut Kelly in Nashville. Hello, don't Kelly, you're on ask
a doc with Doc mic in Chicago. Hi.
Speaker 6 (25:04):
Then hi here, all of a.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Sudden, he's wait wait here we go like, okay, okay, all.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Right, what's that? Then? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Hey, doc, Doc, when's the last time you ate a donut? Doc?
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Oh, at least twenty years? Maybe longer, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
A sooner role or a donut?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What about an apple fritter?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
No, okay, we're really going there.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yeah, twenty five years for fritters?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, no, fritters?
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Well okay, okay, well okay, Kelly, do you have a
question for Doc Mike?
Speaker 10 (25:49):
I mean, to be honest, like, I mean, why twenty
five years for fritters?
Speaker 9 (25:53):
I mean, are you against the like pastry walls or
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Is is so toxic you might as well be drinking
battery acid?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well if she sells donuts, though, Doc, she works at all. Yeah,
she runs a donut shop there in National.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
I'm the worst manager of a donut shop ever, though,
because I don't drink caffeine or sugar, like I don't
eat either.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh you don't, you don't eat the product.
Speaker 9 (26:23):
But that's actually literally the worst.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, no, no, no, that's good. No, no, it's good
because like they like at the bar, you don't want
the bartender drinking the alcohol because you lose all the money, right,
you lose the profits.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
And all that, right, that's correct.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
That's correct.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Hey, hey, Doc, are you going to open up a
pop up like fruit smoothie stand or something like that.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
I've been doing that for twenty seven years.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Pineapple, fruit Smoothieapple smoothie. Yeah, my website.
Speaker 10 (26:51):
What's been it other than pineapple? Is it just pineapple?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
You don't want to know, you.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Know, you know.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
So coconut milk, some water and a blender.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No camel urine in that?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Well? You can put ash of camel.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Where is the where do you buy that? Doc? Is
there like a like a black market for that?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
There's a camel farm in Missouri. They got one hundred
and forty cameras.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They have a hundred Okay, man, I gotta get my guy,
Bob Fesco to drive over there and get some camel
urine for me. All right, Well, thank you, Doc, Thank you,
Kelly appreciate that. What a wonderful ball that Boy, what
a great ask a Doc? Was that? Not just amazing? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I'm so said Lorena wasn't here to meet Doc.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It's a shame. So what what a way for Doc
to come back to the show. It's been a while
since he called it the show rousing success.
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Speaker 10 (28:47):
Entertainment starts right now. Love to see what Robin Vegas
website for food picks, but don't have much time. I'll
be on Monday as well to play along. But in
the meantime, take it away, my friend.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I promise you, Thank you, Marcel, and have a great
weekend as well, you too.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
All right, We're gonna start off at the theaters for
this edition of Coopscooba Entertainment and out this weekend is
Alien Romulus.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Is that it is the latest Alien movie?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
You know the Alien trilogy? Ben, you're familiar with that.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh, I'm a movie guy, Eddie. Come on, Oh my god,
he really doesn't If you don't know, I don't want
to talk about Wow. We come on. I'm embarrassed. You
don't know, Eddie. No, he knows Alien.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I don't think he does. Do you know? Do you
know the movie Alien?
Speaker 9 (29:43):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm looking up Camel you're on the internet right now.
Speaker 7 (29:46):
Sorry, anyway, this this movie is getting up pretty good reviews. Uh,
it's uh now, I you know I've seen the original
and that's it.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
I I haven't really I haven't seen you should see
Aliens the second one.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Yeah, okay, And so I don't even know if I
don't watch anymore Eddie.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
And when you think when I met Doc Mike back
in the day in Kansas City there made the Mallard
chicken fingers, do you think he brought camel you're into?
I don't know. I'm worried of this point. The guys,
the guy's on the spectrum, you know, I'm just saying, well, yeah, all.
Speaker 7 (30:17):
Right anyway, Yeah, so I don't know if if this
is like a sequel or like a reimagining or what.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I saw a thing about this Coude where the director
said he wanted to go back to the original.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Kind of horror, more horror.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Than action, right, Okay, so apparently that's what they've done,
if you believe him.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I didn't see it. So so is it a reboot? No,
I think it's just kind of a spin off.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Okay, gotcha? All right, all right, Well I'll probably check
that out then if you if you don't need to
have seen the you know, the other ones, to check
it out. Moving over to television, now, Uh, this one
has bad reviews so far, but it sounds I like
the premise, so I'm going to tell you about it.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's on Amazon Prime Video.
Speaker 7 (30:59):
It's available right now, and it's called Jackpot. John Cena
as well as Aquafina start in this one.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh, come on, Sina, and.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
It's an unbeatable combination. I'm not kidding you. I do,
I do too, but yeah, fan of his, but I
like her.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
It's a comedic action film set in a near future
California where there's a new twist on the state lottery.
If you can track down and kill without using a gun,
someone holding a winning ticket. On the day the winner
is announced, the prize becomes yours.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Wow, that's a lot WHOA are they doing acid when
they're writing this stuff? Like what's going on?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
I don't say there are no new ideas in Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Come on right.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Uh it's got a forty two on Metacritics so far,
so you know, take that as you well, But I
might check it out just because it sounds so ridiculous that, uh,
you know, I might want to watch. And then, last
but not least, we have premiering on Sunday on HBO
and Max. It's at ten pm. If you want to
watch it on the regular Old HBO. It is a
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limited series called Chimp Crazy. So this is a reality series.
It's the latest exotic animal collector mini series from the
Tiger King filmmaker and this focuses on a nurse turned
chimpanzee broker turned pete lawsuit defendant and the she's the
self described Dolly Parton of chimps.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Where's the Where's the Johnny Cash Chimps? Do we have
him or just just Dolly? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I guess, so that's one. Surprisingly it's getting good reviews.
So that is a limited series which.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Said Dollywood chimp Wood. Is that what? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
I just imagine it is a a well, uh.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That's like Shark Nato esque, right, I mean that's kind
of yeah.
Speaker 7 (33:02):
I imagine this woman is well proportioned. So that's why
I mean, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's rapacious, you know, uh, gifted, gifted in the the
art of the curve ball. Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Yeah, So I'm assuming that's why they call it the
Dolly Partner Chimps. But it's a four part series. The
first part is on Sunday and each week after that
they'll have the rest of it. And then I lied
I lied. It does not last, but not least. I
do want to point out one more thing on Netflix.
Let's see on Tuesday, August twentieth, on Netflix, you know
the Untold series they tell, you know, sports stories that
(33:40):
I guess. Yeah, yeah, there's been some pretty good ones
I've watched and I've enjoyed it. This one on Tuesday
Untold the murder of Air McNair.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So oh yeah, I remember coming in. It was a
fourth of July. I was working. I was like, no way, yeah,
I murdered, and then you heard it was like his mystery.
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Yeah why Yeah, So I'll probably check that one out
on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Usually on the fourth of July, you're just like doing
hot dog stories in baseball, or.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
You're celebrating Steve Nash getting traded to the Lakers, and
then yeah, be careful, you.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Be careful what you wish for. Yeah, gotcha? All right,
thank you for that. Coop Scoop on Entertainment, very good.
We're gonna have Sports Jeopardy. If you'd like to play,
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What the hell is this?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Formerly known as something we're not allowed to say?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
All right, we went back to balderdash. I thought it
was still Sports Jeopardy, but I don't know idea anyway,
Let's play the game. Who cares what the name of
the damn game is. It's all about the game. It's
all about the game. Let's welcome in our contestants. We
have let's see, we have Brian in Cincinnati. Hello, Brian,
good morning, how are you doing? Good morning, you're in
(35:35):
the San Diego of the Midwest. Congratulations on that. Yeah,
all right, yeah, where are you aheaded there? Brian? You're
going to work?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Yeah, I'm going to work this morning.
Speaker 8 (35:48):
Yet.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
What kind of work you got going on?
Speaker 10 (35:53):
I do some it work working?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Okay, very cool? All right, and hold on. You're gonna
play our game. We have myel in New York City. Hello, Michael,
you're gonna play. Hello Michael, welcome.
Speaker 10 (36:05):
Man, Top of the morning to you, Top.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Of the morning. What are you up to you today? Michael?
We're on the way at work. Everyone's on the way
to work. All right. Good, I'm almost done with work.
You guys. Enjoy your working. I'll be sleeping.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Here we go. Sports jeopardy categories. We have Leaderboard and
old Man Game, and Brian in Cincinnati, you were on first.
Which category do you want?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
I'll do the old Man game?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Okay, we're all old men. Why not? We're doing sports radio.
Everyone in this category won an MVP award after turning
thirty five. Your name is your buzzer, gentlemen, good luck
two hundred dollars. This power Forward is the only NBA
player ever to win MVP at age thirty five or older.
This was a second MVP award for the Utah Jazz Brian, Brian,
(36:59):
Carl Malone, Yeah, that was easy. Come on, Karl Malone,
the mailman. I did radio with him back in the day.
All right to four hundred dollars. This quarterback won back
to back MVPs at age thirty seven and thirty eight
years old. He Brian, Brian, Aaron Rodgers, Yes, Aaron raw
(37:19):
that's a blow. Michael. You're in New York and you
didn't get everybody. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers, I said the name.
Speaker 9 (37:25):
I was like, oh.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Man, it's all about the buzzer. It's all about the buzzer,
all right, six hundred dollars. It has are playing sports Jepardy.
It has been eight years since since his last MVP award,
but hitting seventy three home runs at age thirty six
years or thirty six years of age pretty hard to ignore.
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Brian, Yeah, Brian, right, Verry Bonds, Oh, I was good.
I was we already forgot about Berry Bonds. I was like, wow,
we forgot about very Bond.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That is correct. Eight hundred dollars. Things are not going
well for Michael in New York. This former Al MVP
and Cy Young Winner was the first of two pitchers
in major league history that both a twenty win season
and a fifty save season in a career. He was
most known as a closer for the Oakland Athletics. Anybody now,
(38:22):
Eddie Eddie, Dennis Eddie, got it right. It's tennis, acers Lee.
I think that's all. I think that's all we But
but that was a tough game, Michael. I hope you
have a better day at work. Brian, Oh yeah, that
was brute, all right, Brian, though you won. Congratulations there
it is sports Jeopardy.