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August 20, 2024 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about CeeDee Lamb posting a cryptic picture of Spider-Man amid his contract struggles, Falcons coach Raheem Morris attempting to explain the lack of playing time for Michael Penix Jr. in the preseason, Maller's Mountain of Money: Edward Norton Edition, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our number three, as we are
on a tangent here in our number three, giving you
that dopamine hit. Cowboys star Ceed Lamb posted a cryptic
Spider Man photo on the social media pages amid contract rumors,

(00:20):
a holdout and all that going on. What does it
all mean? What does it all mean? Also in the
atl Falcon said coach Raheem Morris tried to explain rookie
Michael Pennex Junior's limited snaps in the NFL exhibition season.
Did he succeed with said explanation. Also, Bill's quarterback Josh

(00:41):
Allen says that he has had vivid dreams about what
a Super Bowl parade would look like. Can you paint
the picture of what it would actually look like if
the Bill's ever won? With Josh Allen, we'll talk about
that and more right now. Say hello to our number three.
You gotta be joke, you gotta be joy Welcome. In

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think the late great Boston Hater called the show about
ten thousand times to complain, So give our tribute there
to the Boston Hater. We don't think he's with us anymore.
But our lead this hour, play the hit, small Man,

(02:12):
play the heads. We'll play the hits. Don't worry you
gotta be joke. It's the Lamb bam uh Our lead
this hour from the meme Department, because that's what we
do here. We're all growing up breaking down memes, date line,
Jerry's World, the Obligatory Mala monologue about the Dallas Cowboys, Unhappy,

(02:34):
not pleased, pass Catcher, and Ceedee Lamb contract update. Has
he agreed to a contract? No, of course not. I
wouldn't be talking about this I be agreed to a contract.
Maybe maybe you didn't hear or see what I'm talking about.
So the Cowboys star wide out Ceedee Lamb dropped a
rather vague post on the socials as he continues being

(02:58):
persona non grata from the Dallas Cowboys as he has
held out to all of training. Kip now Lamb shared
a photo of a black suited Spider Man in a
post on the gram. There was no context to it
since he did not provide context that allowed us to
fill in the gaps, to not parse the words, but

(03:21):
to parse the photograph and break it down. So let
us discuss the question, would you translate this cryptic message
from Cowboy star Ceedee Lamb regarding Spider Man for the
regular guy? So you've got to translate the cryptic message
for the regular guy. I've got puppeteering, indoctrinated, and love child,

(03:47):
and we will combine all of these things together and
we are going to make it all you can eat
buffet with the most delicious foods you can possibly have
as many as you want. So first of all, all
we do have the tools. We do have the tools
to unscramble and break apart the gobblygook that this is

(04:10):
now some overly optimistic Dallas Cowboy Officionato's believe that Ceedee
Lamb is merely locking in for the season. He's letting
everyone know that he's close to a deal and like
Spider Man, when the time comes, he'll be ready to
go right now. I disagree with that because if he

(04:31):
was close to a deal, it would have already been
signed by now. What are you waiting for? You don't
need to futs around with that, And that would be
an odd way to celebrate a deal. It is more
likely than not after activating the Malard think Tank, which
you can buy by the way on Timu. But the
Malard think Tank, what CD is doing here? Ceedee Lamb

(04:51):
after a minute long investigation, Ceedee Lamb is partaking in puppeteering, is.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
What he's doing.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
And he's trolling the cowboy fan. He's trolling the Cowboy fan,
and he's sitting back. He's pushing buttons, is what he's
doing with the puppet. He's got the doing puppetearing. He's
pushing the buttons, and then he's sitting back and watching
the show. Come one, come all, it's fun for all ages.

(05:20):
You will not believe your ears or your eyes here
and then ceedee Lamb, much like something that Aaron Rodgers
likes to do. He'll send something out and then he'll
watch all the cocker roaches scurry around the floor and
have a field there. Now the Lamb is in the
last year of his rookie contract. This is it. This
is dun Ski's and you're out of work after this. Well,

(05:44):
the Cowboys are paying him seventeen point nine million this year.
If he shows up the fifth year option, that makes
him the twenty second highest paid receiver in the NFL
in terms of actual cash value. So we can have
a bake sale. I think he can take some of
weed Man Hippie's food stamps there in Miami and all that. Now,
Lamb will earn as much as double that number in

(06:09):
per year cash when he gets his new contract, whether
it's with the Cowboys or someone else, he's gonna be
in that thirty three thirty four million dollar range, which
is a really nice range to get to. But he's
not there yet, and so he's bored. He wants people
to talk about him. He's an attention horse, ced Lamb,
and so that's what this is all about. Now. Secondly,

(06:32):
we go to the atl one of the great airports
that I've been to in America. The Atlanta Airport chef's
kissed Tommy in Atlanta, who I met at the Charleston
meet and greet we did months ago. Tommy, you're so lucky.
I know you can't call the show anymore because your
your boss is a schmuck and will not allow you
to call from your truck. But Tommy used to call

(06:53):
in and he gets to go to that great Atlanta airport.
But the Falcons, we actually have some audio we're gonna play.
So Falcons coach Raheem Morris has doubled down. He is
doubled down on not playing rookie quarterback Michael Pennix Junior
in the preseason. Do we have this ready to go?
Do we are? We have the Take a listen here

(07:15):
here's a Falcons coach Raheem Morris with some podcaster.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Take a list You could prepare yourself while mitigating injury.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
And we've learned so much more in a new game
of football and new age of football that we've changed
every single year. We've changed the way the game has
been played. We changed the way to hits or developed,
we changed the way everything's going so we got different approach,
and now o approach works for us. We got them
twenty five. So that's last week of a bunch of
different things that we can simulate. Now we're getting the
reps out here against one on ones and one's versus twos,
two's versus ones. I love the competition and this kid's

(07:45):
going to develop and he's done a great job of
doing that already, and I'm fired up see him to
keep maturity, to keep going.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
All right, So that was with something called up with Adams,
I think. Anyway, Falcons coach Raheem Morris trying to explain,
as you just heard, trying to explain why rookie Michael
Pennix junior has had limited snaps in the NFL exhibition season.
How did this one hit you? So? This was WinCE worthy,

(08:12):
is what this was? Right? It was unpleasant, It was uncomfortable.
And I noticed that Raheem Morris is a fast talker.
That's not what a football coach says. What football coach
says that No, seriously, that's not the verbiage of a
football coach. Has he's been kidnapped as Raheem Morris been kidnapped?
And it sounds like he's been indoctrinated by the nerds. Right,

(08:37):
come on, Nerd, Army, The dorks have taken over. They've
taken over the dirty birds. There's only like three people
that like the Falcons. One of them happens to be here, Robbie,
the Falcon fan. But I'd be worried here. That sounds
like middle manager territory from Raheem Morris. Did you hear
what he said? Were you listening? Let me repeat that

(08:58):
for those of you in the back of the room
that were not paying attention. So when asked why he's
not playing the top ten pick Michael Pennock junior in
these exhibition games, he said, rather than get Michael Penneck's junior,
some reps the Falcons are worried about quote mitigating injury.

(09:21):
Are you telling me without telling me that you think
this guy is so fragile you can't play him in
exhibition games because he's gonna get hurt? Is this the
new world of football? Ika Rumba? Seriously? All right? Final thought?
We head now to Western New York. A quick thought
on Bill's quarterback Josh Allen. The Bills had the worst

(09:43):
off season of any team in the NFL. And it's
really not close when you look at the name brand
players that exited and the lack of players that came inbound.
So with that as the backdrop, Josh Allen did a
interview with a fell jock es ex jock, and he

(10:03):
said in this interview that came across my radar, Josh
Allen says that he has had vivid dreams say that
with quotes, vivid dream he said, vivid dreams about what
a Super Bowl parade would look like in Buffalo. Can
you paint the picture? Yeah, I'll fill in the gaps here.
I'll fill in the gaps. So I've been to Buffalo before.

(10:25):
I've been to a Bills game. It wasn't as cool
to be a Bill's at Bills game as it is now.
But I was there back in the day and the
weather was pretty good. I didn't go late in the year.
Came he came to a Bills game early in the
year in beautiful Orchard Park, And if the Bills were
ever to win, that would be the end of the world, right,
that would be number one, number two. The parade would

(10:46):
be a combination. I'll give you I'll give you the
anaws here if you took debauchery on one side, an
over indulgence in the other, and they had a love
child debauchery and over indulgence. That love child wild would
be the Bills championship ray. That's how that would go down.
Rampant wickedness would be the way I would describe it here,

(11:07):
and in biblical terms, a sodom and gomorrah would be
the way we would also describe that here. So you'd
have fire breathers over to the right, if the Bills
ever wanted to be fire breathers. The right, you'd have
sword swallowers to the left. You'd have a human canniball
over there, snake charmers, belly dancers, you'd even have a
camel front and center. You'd have all of those things. Right,

(11:30):
you'd have people stealing from the Cavaliers and Eagles playbook
in case you forgot the Calves when they won with
lebron and then the Eagles when they won with their
backup quarterback. Fans at both those parades, at one point
or another scooped up a big pile of horsepoop and

(11:52):
then ate it like it was cotton candy at the
state fair. That's documented. It's on the interur you can
check it out. It's not made up. It actually hacked.
So we would see that there'd be people jumping on tables,
on tables that were on fire. That would be happening
as well. It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you'd

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he sent this in, so thanks to Masshole Mickey. Patriots

(12:35):
quarterback Jacoby Brissett confirmed that he refuses to use blank again.
Patriot quarterback Jacoby Brissett in a dog fight to be
the quarterback. Keep part of that dog fight because he
got two dogs fighting. Patriot's quarterback Jacoby Brissett confirming that
he refuses to use blank. That is the mallor riddle

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Speaker 1 (14:19):
Time out for the Mallor Riddle of the day, also
coming up later this hour. And I told Robbie to
be on guard here. I said, you're gonna watch Garcia
cheat right in front of you. And Robbie said, I know,
I know, that's what he does. He told me that.
But here's the that'd be Mala's Mountain money coming up
later this hour, Here's the Mallard riddle of the day.

(14:39):
Patriots quarterback Jacoby Brissett confirmed that he refuses to use blank.
That is the Mallar riddle of the day. Thanks to
Masshole Mickey who sent this in. By the way, who
else do we who do we have to lead off with?
It's just say big Regan Iowa says he refuses to
pose with RG three in a croissant photo. Okay, fer

(15:04):
dog says Jacoby Brissett refuses to be potty trained. He's
a diaper guy. Yes, who else do we have? Page
down refuses to drink Eddie's favorite drink, Tang? Do you drink?
Do you ever drink tang Eddie when you were a kid,
When I was a kid, Yes, yeah I did too.

(15:25):
Wasn't that the stuff? But my mom told me that
the astronauts used That was the story.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, yeah, my mom told me it rotted my teeth.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh my mom encouraged me to have tang powdered orange. Goodness,
you know, is it still around? I don't ask your question.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I think it is.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
But did they think it was for astronauts because the
monkey was their mascot?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Well, no, that that's a great question, Lorena. Well the
astronauts I was told. I was told as a child
they used that in space and this was you could
be like an astronaut when you were a little kid.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It is still around.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
It was.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It was magical, right, and it was it was supposed
to be kind of good for you. I guess, not
like kool late or something and you just add water
and you had a drink.

Speaker 7 (16:04):
So pretty sure, sugar, it says right here. Tang was
used by early NASA crude space flights.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Great marketing. I'm we're old, we remember that, Eddie.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
In nineteen sixty two, when Mercury astronaut John Glenn conducted
eating experiments in orbit, tang was selected for the menu.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Wow okay. Texas Trucker says that Jacoby Brissett refuses to
use condoms. All right, well, thank you for that. Who
else do we have, like New Mexico drivers, He refuses
to use turn signals. Yeah, well that's a lot of
places just pure rudeness when you don't use a turn signal.

(16:43):
Alf the Alien ol Piner from the Commonwealth says he
refuses to use a Thomas Guide. That is the answer.
Who else do we have? Jacoby refuses to use mouthwash?
That's why he's full of bull pucky. That's Andy from
Lionel Lakes in Minnesota. Masshole Mickey says the answer is
a playback that that is the answer. Donkey Sausage says

(17:06):
he refuses to use tire rack dot com. That's a
bad job by him, Sausage. Who else do we have?
Page nin Pat dj Spin kind of got it right,
but I know what he was doing. Bad job by him.
Will says he refuses to drink anything from Doc Mike
Arnie Spanier's burner account got it right, obviously, cheating mouthwashed
guests by chipping the cues deodorant from slim tim. I

(17:29):
can't read that on the air, mister Hitchcock. Let's see here.
Mad Jack went with toilet paper as his answer, Eddie,
do you have an answer? Steve Mallor Riddle of the day.
Patriots quarterback Jacoby Brissett confirming that he refuses to use blank.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I'm gonna go legit. Answer on this must say social media.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Social media, all right, dot, that is a fine answer,
and that is wrong. He refuses to use public restrooms,
he will public I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Gonna call bull crap on that.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
He says he does not. He does not use the
public not possible.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Fun fact fun fact.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait fun fact.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Well, Well, first I do I I do want to
comment on what you just said. When I was a kid,
I also refused to use public.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Restrooms, would not do it. Well why not? It's just
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
We have a competitive advantage as men that it's not
that bad. I know to do a number two would
be an issue.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
But if number one, yeah I should I should clarify
it if it was if it was number one, I
would go, but I would still like I'd go into
a stall. I just I don't know. I was as
privacy yeah and yeah, and then it was if it
was number two, it's not happening. It would just wait
till I get home and it ended ended up being
like a like a health problem thing.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Actually, oh, because you got clogged up?

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yes, yeah, because because I just would not go outside
of my house. But the fun fact, I have a
tang fun fact.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
That wasn't the fun fast again again?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
What can I ask a question before you move on?

Speaker 8 (19:08):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Do you recall you have to the first time, your
first time outdoors somewhere else.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
In the home?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Where was it?

Speaker 8 (19:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't recall them.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
It was such a traumatic thing for you. How could
you not remember?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, because it wasn't like I don't know, Wow, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
You literally had health problems because you didn't do it. It
would make me think that the first time you had
to do it, you'd be like, all right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna do it this time. I want to do it,
you know, somewhere at a restaurant or Disney lea.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Very dirty eddie the way you said that. No, I
don't know, I.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Think your dirty mind. Maybe all right, I'm disappointed, going.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Man, Well, you know what I did. Actually I got
here early and then I did have to go to
the bathrooms. But I did is I went up to
the George Norri bathroom, the Coast to Coast bathroom. I
call that veteran. I call that the Coast to Coast
bathroom because I think that's the only show that comes
out of there at this time. Really clean, smelled fresh
toilet paper, soap, everything, everything you possibly want. George Norris, Living.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Well, crossword puzzle.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I didn't see any chemtrails around the toilet, so I
didn't see.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
They have multiple stalls up there.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yes, there are two stalls and two years.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
That was I'm proud of you. That was convenient of you,
because we've got just the one here, and you know,
if you're using it, then everybody else has to wait.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Exactly, I went up there. There's no one around that
walked right in. There's a sign only for Premier Network employees.
That's you, that's me.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
And unlike you know, lead to lap, You're not like,
you know, destroying it for everybody that comes afterwards.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Leaving a trail of Yeah, what's your other fun fact?

Speaker 7 (20:43):
That's my tang fun factor fun fact. The creator of tang,
William A. Mitchell I, thought would be a guy named tang.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
No. He also invented pop rocks, oh and cool whip.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Really yeah, whip. That's a good life, guys, right up
there with George Washington. That's unbelievable, amazing, all those things
modern day Albert Einstein. He's probably dead now, but all right.
Pop rocks, man, those when you're a kid, you go
through the whole candy thing. You got to figure out
what you like, what you don't like. Some people can't

(21:19):
handle the pop rocks because there's a lot going on there.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm thinking I should put pop rocks in my cool lip.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now, Yeah, that's a personal choice that one would make.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Wasn't there the the thing You weren't supposed to drink
soda with the pop rocks in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
No, that's the mento that would cause a coming.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
I know what you're talking about, Edie. There was some
like it was some weird urban legend. Explode in your mouth?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, yeah, you want to try it? No, Coop, would
you try it?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Lorena sounds like she wants to try it?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think so that's what she said. Joke, Well, everything's explode.
Let's go to speaking of that. That's what she said.
There's a cosmic event. Please, we must get back to
show very important right now. Andrea is in the Bay Area,
she's got her star shraft. This is a big week
for in Andrea's world, the Star Lady. This is a
big week. We've got a cosmic event, so this is

(22:11):
a massive, massive event. Hello Andrea, Yes, hello, man, how
are you? If I was any better, I'd be a
container of tang. But I've not had that since I
was like probably ten years old. I think the last time.

Speaker 8 (22:28):
Are you kidding? My brother used to drink that all
the time.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well I did too when I was younger. I used
to drink tang all the time, but not anymore.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
It's ill around. I think there's a lot of sugar
in it.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, I know there's well there was back in the day,
but Coop said it is still around. You can still
find it.

Speaker 8 (22:44):
Yeah. Wow, it's good to know. Yeah. I remember there
was a commercial about the astronauts drinking tang and going
doing a moon walk. It was it was just like
the sixties and seventies. That was his heyday.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Absolutely that back in the day. It was a big
But still it's survived the test of time. It's still
around now.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
I kind of water glass. It's really hot. It's like tang.
That would be hones.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I should buy a commercial people, the Tang people. We
just did a free commercial for tank. People are going
to be dying to buy the Tang now because of
our commercial right.

Speaker 8 (23:16):
It's not like the most healthy and you know, yeah,
but you.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Know, life is a deadly illness. There's no getting out
of live, so you might as well enjoy some of it.

Speaker 8 (23:24):
There you go. I like what you thought about that,
So here's to that. Yeah, speaking of witch, Yeah, this
is a lot of beautiful, powerful, super full blue moon energy.
Just want to wish the mal or militia a happy
and healthy super full blue moon. And it was earlier

(23:45):
today at eleven twenty three, and we can still see it.
Remember psychic cold two days before the day of two
days after, and it's a twenty one degrees Leo and Aquarius,
so any of your listeners that have planets in those
signs will feel it more acutely. And it's definitely, you know,

(24:05):
unusual to have the super full blue moon. And it's
either two full moons in a month, or the other
cooler thought is four super full moons. This is a
third in a series of a few months. So no
matter how you look at it, this is a very
unusual time and it's the first of four consecutive super

(24:28):
moons this year. So supermoon just means it's closest to Earth,
and blue moon means it doesn't happen very often. But
the moon isn't exactly blue.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
No, I look, it's not blue. I would be more
fun of it's blue. Can you call the moon people
and see if you can get it to be blue?
That would be kind of neat.

Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yeah, see what I can do. But I think Mother
Nature has the final fay, and it just means it
happens often, like once in a blue moon. That's where
the saying comes from.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
But ye, well I've had that blue moon beer. I've
drank had that before. That's also not blue, right, it's
just Belgium style beer, but it's not blue.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
Yeah. And you know, supermoon just means it's closer to
the Earth thirty percent closer than usual. So supermoons are
bigger because they're closer to the Earth. So it's just
sort of, you know, an unusual phenomenon. You can look
in the sky and see it in full moons of
times of culmination. I think I talked about the last

(25:28):
Faborite series played yesterday.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That's right, guys were taking bases and dirt and dirt. Yes,
I got to get some of that dirt. You gotta
do it.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
I know.

Speaker 8 (25:39):
No, it'sok. The high road. And he's like, I'll just
take one last look.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
But like Bob Mell was, probably I'd like to kick
dirt on that place. Come on, man, you had to
leave because they didn't want to pay him.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
And Chapman he's a taurust. He likes, you know, practical
things to have and to hold. And he took a base. Actually, yeah,
it was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
It'd be nice in your man cave to have a Yeah, yeah,
all right, well very good. And what do you You're
gonna take a seat when you go back there, right,
you're gonna take a seat. Maybe the foul pole. You
could take the foul pole. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah, that's interesting, you know, well anything possible. Put it
this way. Let's his hands are pretty disgruntled.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I got you, all right, we gotta leave it there,
but thank you. Andrea Virgo in service. And there's Andrea
as she's a long suffering A's and Mets fan and
our cosmic connection. Where she goes, you have to ask her.
She'll tell you where she is.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
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Speaker 3 (26:42):
I'd never heard of this guy. Maybe you have been,
but it is certainly a very interesting pick. Uh Gooster Cheerless.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, I saw the.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Former NFL first round pick. He was arrested.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
He's an offensive lineman, because those people are unless they
blow no sack Laois sack or something like that.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Arrested, charged with interfering with the operation of an aircraft,
disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. What did he allegedly do
while on a flight from Boston to Dublin, Ireland. He
apparently urinated on another.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Passenger, an elderly woman. Wow, when you gotta go, you
gotta go it, Wow, you gotta go. I mean he
had to go.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Imagine if Coop was on an airplane back when he
was a kid, he would had had a hard time there.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
But yeah, that's uh. Now, what's the story on these
guys years old? Do you think there was a line
on the flight? Now, this was across the Atlanta He
was going to Ireland, as you said, right, yes, yes,
so he's going to Ireland. They said he was drunk,
that's what I He approached a seventy eight year old
main woman. She was sitting in seat four C. And

(27:55):
detail apparently he had the twigging berries out right there,
yeh boy, and he had emptiest bladder, oh god, for
approximately twenty seconds, according to court doc.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Somebody had to stop watch on him.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
The estimated twenties. The guy six six eighty, Yeah, got
a big he's got a big urine.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
If that guy is gonna take a whiz on you
and you're stuck in a small spot, let's take it.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
The flight took off. It left Logan at twelve twelve am,
right early the morning on Sunday, and then had to
double back and land in Boston at two thirty three
in the morning. God, so they were about an hour
out and that's when he had to go. But sometimes
you on the plane, there's a line of people waiting

(28:40):
to go to the bathroom. You're not supposed to you're
not supposed to.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Converge your one bathroom. I mean, well, yeah, for a
few seconds, but it's not like you know, I mean,
he was drunk. This is why he did this. What
an awful story.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, and then the guy confronted a sixty eight year
old guy from Utah in seat three D and began
arguing over the seat, and apparently he, according to court papers,
he struck that guy.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I don't know if it's possible, but I would be
in favor of this gentleman never being allowed on an airplane again.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
He then returned to his seat three D and passed out. Yeah,
he must have gotten quite the surprise when they woke.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Him up and said, yes, not as big of a
surprise as that woman he whizzed on.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, all right, there you go, former Lions draft pick.
High character guy Eddie, Yeah, guy, high character.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
That's for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
All right, It is the Ben Mallor Show. As we
continue on shopping down these late night early morning hours,
I think we have our contestants ready to go here.
I think, yes, let's welcome them in right now. Let's
see who do we have here.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
We've got a.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Mean miney mo. All right, we've got Andy is in
a Houston. We say good morning to Andy.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Hello, Andy, Hey, mister Mallard, night to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good to chat with you. Andy. Welcome to the show.
And what do you got going on there in Houston?

Speaker 9 (30:12):
Well, first of all. His name is Jerry Grodie.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
He's not some guy you see, you're called up to
correct me.

Speaker 9 (30:17):
This is the correct But but I'll play Mountain of
Money too if I can't. But he was a he
was a good ball players, the very He was the
Brad Austas of his day light hitting catcher, very good defensively,
was the starting catcher for the sixty nine miracle Mets.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
There you go, all right, Jerry, Yeah, all right, Well
you want to play the game Andy.

Speaker 9 (30:39):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, all right.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Who do you want to partner up with? Andy?

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Who were my choices?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
You can do Colin Cowherd. Who else do we have here?
Klay Travis? Uh, you can do me, Ben, you pick
Clay Travis. All right, very good, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Go way.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Let's say Jacob and he has no idea what he's
listening to. Somebody else called Jacob in Delaware. Hello Jacob, welcome.
I mean, how dumb could you be? Seriously, hello Jacob?
You think Klight Travis is awake at this time? Come
on exactly exactly, Jacob. All right, well, welcome to the show. Jacob.

(31:21):
What are you got going? Are you driving around? Yes?

Speaker 9 (31:23):
Oh yeah, I just got my truckloaded on it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Where you're headed, there's a lot of noise. Is this
is going to be a disaster, Eddie? This is going
to be a disaster. He's got the big track.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
I got it?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
You sure about that?

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Are you? Are you? Are you driving local there? Or are
you going out? Are you going far away?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I'm going okay?

Speaker 8 (31:46):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yah? Who do you want to partner up with? You
on the show? Who do you want to partner up with?

Speaker 8 (31:50):
I like to play with you?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
All right? What's my name? That's right? See he knows
who I am. I'm not Kay Travis. Alright, hold on
a second, love, Thank you, weed Man, I love you too.
Stay out of jail, weed Man. And we have a
Rob in Maine. Hello, Rob?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Welcome Rob? You can play the game? You are gonna
play the game? Rob? And who do you want to
partner up with? Rob? You got? I'm out? So you
got Eddie or Cooper Loop.

Speaker 5 (32:20):
I'll go Eddie because Coop and I always lose nothing?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What taking a shot at the Cooper Loop? Right there? Man?
Not bad? But who who is dead to me? He
couldn't you?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Boy boy?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
You can hack those overnight hours. All right, well, very good.
That that's the matchup, Coop. What are the categories here?
Let's get the first part of the setup and then
we'll pause for the cause and we'll have the game.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Right the games people, Uh, the Mallards amount of money.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I know that I would yell that, Coop, I would,
I would whisper that.

Speaker 7 (32:53):
This is the Edward Norton addition. Norton, Yes, he turned
fifty five years old.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yehyesterday. I know it's getting old. The categories are.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
Hey, categories are fight Club, Moonrise, Kingdom, Birdman and Motherless
Brooklyn and uh, who was on the Lakers?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Jacob? Jacob?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Which category does you like?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Birdman? Birdman? Alright? Alright?

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Overrated? Movie? Uh? And Rob? What category would you like?

Speaker 8 (33:26):
Fight Club?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Fight Club?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, very good? Hold on, no one, leave your position,
man your battle stations, gentlemen, we will have Malard's amount
of money, the Edward Norton edition. We'll get to that
and we will do it next.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
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Speaker 5 (34:12):
Now Malor's mountain of money? Do you have what it
takes to get to the top? Probably not.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Anyway we go, It's Mala's amount of money. The Edward
Norton Edition The Teams Myself Ben with Jacob. Jacob drives
a truck. He is in Delaware and he will be
partnering out with me and Rob is in Maine, and
he has decided he wants to lose this week with Eddie,
so we're gonna make his dreams come true.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
All right, your Mike was on it. Jacob, Jacob and Ben.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yes, that's the dynamic due it just put the W
next to our name the Www.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Jacob and Ben are up first. Your category, His birdman.
Remember you need the first and last name of the
athlete in order to get points. You will have forty
five seconds. These athletes all jumped so high they seem
to fly forty five seconds.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Begin, all right, Jacob star with the Anaheim Angels. He's
always hurt though. Yes, he was a big star for
Robbie the Mariner fans team in the nineteen nineties. Yes,
the star of the Minnesota Timberwolves right now. He's got
a nickname.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
That's a network.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yes, a Padre star. He had ringworm. He did steroids
for the Padres. Yes. Doctor duncan Stein for Louisville in
the nineteen eighties, played for the Utah Jazz a guard
all right, a defensive end for the Dolphins in the
twenty TENHS. His last name is like a funeral, a
funeral reception, No. Nineteen eight We went for the big

(35:58):
ones and we didn't get them. You didn't get Doctor
Dunkenstein is Darryl Griffith. That's kind of an obscure one.
I know who that that is because I'm old. Yeah,
that's why it's worth one hundred points. And Cameron Wake
have you ever heard of him? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:13):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that was one hundred points.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
So Rob and Eddie are up.

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Don't chow Rob, your category is fight club. These athletes
have been in notable sports fights. Easy forty five seconds
begin two.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Time NL m VP currently with the Phillies, was with
the Nationals. Was a high school phenom out of Las Vegas.
Former NBA player Meta world Piece was pro former Dominican pitcher,
Hall of Famer for the Red Sox, he said the Yankees.
Former Celtics clue guy now with the Grizzlies. His last
name the opposite of Darma Mark Hall of Fame center

(36:56):
with the heat out of George Down. He'd retired because
of blood clots. Was Hey no morning, Yes, Yes, former
White Sox slugger. He was a manager best known for
taking punches from Nolan Ryan when he charged the mount
No a lot younger than that. No, former Latino infilled

(37:17):
with the Rangers. He got you punch sorry, Oh my god?
Yeah yeah to a Robin Ventura. Robin Ventura was the
guy who did not get otherwise fantastic.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
So that was one hundred and sixty points. And so
Jacob and Ban are behind. And Jacob, would you like Moonrise,
Kingdom or Motherless?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Brooklyn. All right, are you evil?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Manklyn?

Speaker 7 (37:44):
These athletes weren't raised by their biological mother. Forty five
seconds begin.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
The protesting forty nine er quarterback who hates cops? Come
on the vambam know for the Yankees, Yes, mister buckets
for the Miami Heat, No for the Miami Heat. Guard

(38:10):
quarterback for the Vikings. His last name is not Salt,
it was Yes. The blind side offensive lineman for the
Yes wide receiver of the Broncos. He died at age
thirty three. Super Bowl fifty. Yes, a guard for the
Clippers and the Warriors at U c L A famorite
fat ass, and then in the two thousands was a

(38:33):
star guard quarterback for the four n You didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Get the he said, he didn't hear what you said.

Speaker 7 (38:38):
But Colin Kaepernick was the first one, and Baron Davis
was that though, and Jimmy Butler was the one that
you missed three hundred points. So you guys have some
catching up to do. Rob you have Moonrise Kingdom. These
athletes were all boy scouts. Forty five seconds begin former
Phillies outfielder the fly in Hawaiian Yes, old school nick.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
He later became like a senator from New Jersey, former
NFL quarterback, a coach of the Colts.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Up Diddley pooh, you get a game that's a wait
for me, he said, won the game. I win again.
I know that wait for me. I won the game.
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