August 23, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Russell Wilson saying he's not worried about his critics or what other people think, Raiders Maxx Crosby on teaming up with Christian Wilkins, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three of a sublime our of the podcast.
Here in our number three we hop, skip and jump
around the big news of the day. We'll start out
in Pittsburgh where quarterback Russell Wilson says he is not
not worried about his critics or what other people like
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me and you think do you believe him? Also, the Raiders,
Max Crosby was talking about teaming up with Christian Wilkins
on defense and said, we're about to eff and destroy people.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Do you buy the hype? You buy the hype on that?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Also, what is your reaction to Lamar Jackson almost crashing
his bike.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
In Green Bay with the Ravens. And we'll get to
all of that as we strike a winning note right
now here. It is our number three.
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It's all about those ear plugs for mister mister emitting.
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Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here we continue our in.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Depth team coverage of the great drama O Rama in
Western PA. If you have not heard the latest on this,
possibly not. There's a lot going on now. If you
look at my telestrator here or in this case a
radio strader, you can see right over here you've got
Justin Fields.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm give you the thumbnail.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Version of So Justin Fields has come out and announced
that he has shown what he can do. He has
shown what he can do to earn consideration to be
the starting quarterback Russell Wilson. He claimed he isn't motivated
by the critics like yours truly and other blowhards and
gas bags. Mike Tomlin says nothing has changed regarding Russell
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Wilson's status as the Steelers starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But I thought what Russell Wilson said.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Was rather interesting because it goes against my long standing
decree that the most important person in all of sport
is the critic. And Russell Wilson's like, I'm not motivated
by that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't listen. So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Pittsburgh quarterback Russell Wilson again saying for those of you
are in the back of the room that he's not
worried about the.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Critics or what people think.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So I've got thespian, piggyback, and cheat code, and we.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make smash burgers, which hopefully I'm going to
make this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I plan.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I got the griddle like the smash burgers. So, first
of all, to answer the question, I think you know
my answer. If you've been a regular listener to the show,
even if you've listen occasionally.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You gotta be joking, right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Russell Wilson is the epitome of a theatrical performer, and
every once in a while. Now, I'll get email from
somebody in Seattle who's been a longtime listeners you, and
typically it starts with I like your show, but I
didn't like when you criticize Russell Wilson. But now that
he's been gone for a couple of years, I kind
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of see what you're talking about. Right, I'll get the
kind of see what you're talking about. But with Russell Wilson,
you're always getting a show, whether he's high stepping down
the aisle of an across cross ocean flight, like the
cross country flight, whatever it might be, right, and.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's always worried about what people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Think about He's just putting up a facade. It's his
inner thespian performance art. When you pull back the curtain,
Russell Wilson, going back to his days in Seattle, has
always been right at the very top of the big
board of fake, a phony, and a fraud. If you
were to say, who's a fake, Who's a phony, Who's
a fraud?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
So I say again, good luck to Mike Tomlin. I
hope I'm wrong. I'm a big Mike Tomlin fan. And
even with a suckbag quarterback. You can still end up
having a successful year because the Steelers are gonna have
top ten, top five type defense.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
They're gonna do pretty well on special teams. There's three
ways to win a game.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
If you're good on defense and good on special teams,
you're gonna have a chance to win. You are at
some point going to have to get something other than
a jackwagon performance at quarterback. And we'll see how this
plays out, but he's going to need Mets Mike Tomlin
after watching the RUSS bus run into a ditch and
justin fields. The side effects of having this type of
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quarterback room are dizziness, headaches, nausea, and confusion, which is
what the Steelers' offense is going to have watching these
jrbbronis run around this year playing quarterback. Now, secondly, we
go to Lost Wages Nevada. There was supposed to be
a quarterback drama, O rama, not much of a big
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name quarterback drama, but that was already decided a few
days back. The Raiders have decided on Gardner Minshew. It's
Minshue mania. The talk has turned now since he's the
QB one, rock solid as QB one for now, the
talk has turned to the other side of the ball.
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I saw some comments that I thought were interesting recently
by Max Crosby, who was born to be a Raider
the defensive star Ward in Vegas and Max Crosby commented
on teaming up with Christian Wilkins as a one to
two punch for the Silver and Black and Crosby did
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he try to downplay it though? He said, well, we're
we're about to eff and destroy people. That's what he said,
close quote, We're about to e f in destroy people.
And now I can't say the actual word he used,
but you can imagine what word he used. Do you
buy the hype that Max Crosby is thrown out there?
So after a thorough review of the Raider roster, Yes,
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I am Benny Brightside on this.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And here's why.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I am a card carrying member of a small fanatical
group we call it minshew Mania, part of that Marching
and Chowder society. There is a road to success. It
sounds like I'm crazy, it sounds like I'm bonkers, but
there is a road to success for Gardner Minshew. And
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the way to do this is don't be the reason
the Raiders suck right. Just be average, you can be
over occasionally, gonna be pretty well. You'll do pretty well.
But my advice to Minshew is to get a piggyback
ride from the defense. As long as Gardner Mischew does
not be it's not the reason that things go bad,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Just managing the game. You look at that defense, and
that is a solid unit.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Antonio Piers is a defensive guy played in the NFL
as a linebacker. He's got that defensive pedigree and he's
got the building blocks there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They've got the ability, they supposedly have the swagger. The
Raiders should be one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Of the better defenses in the NFL and and in reality,
though Max Crosby has no choice, this is the only way, right, This.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Is the only way to get it done.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Otherwise, if the defense doesn't live up to the billing,
then this is gonna be a five or a six
win team and that's it. It's gonna be a debacle
and absolutely a terrible team, a boondoggle for the Raiders.
So that but there is a dimension in the multiverse
where the Raiders go out and they're competitive and they're
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right there for a wild card spot in the AFC,
and they can win nine or ten games and be
right in that playoff mix come the end of the
year with Gardner minche heck, the Colts actually had a
shot last year. The Raiders have a better roster than
the Colts. All right, final thought to Green Bay we
go and after a viral video surface of Lamar Jackson
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doing something that is very difficult for many of us
to do.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ride a bike. Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
His video of Lamar Jackson riding a bike to practice
at Lambou Field, the frozen tundra. This is say packer tradition,
the Ravens in town for joint practices and a little
practice football game. And so Lamar, following the near accident,
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gave his thoughts on the socials.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Lamar Jackson again nearly falling over on his bike. What
was he doing?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He was attempting to ride a bike and chew gum
at the same time, or in this case, ride a
bike and give high fives.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
To some fans.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was trying to shake hands, which is a nice
thing to do, right, some fans there they want to
say hi to Lamar and all that, and.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He had a technical difficulty. In fact, he said I
almost fell off the bike.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I had a little technical difficulty, but it was all good,
he said, definitely a cool tradition.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now, the quote is rather benign from Lamar, But what
was your reaction to Lamar Jackson almost crashing his bike
in Green Bay? So my first thought was hilarious. I
thought it was hilarious. And it was not even the
near miss that part of it. I okay, fine, whatever,
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But it was the over the top reaction from these
pearl clutching NFL reporters. I'm thinking a lot of bot
accounts on social media. Lamar Jackson. The other thing that
I took you over, he used a cheat code. Lamar
Jackson used an electric bike. Those should be verboten. You
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should not be using an electric bike driving around lambeau Field.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Make the players. If they're gonna get on a bike,
it's got to be.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
An old school nineteen eighties, nineteen nineties BMX bike, a
dirt bike. But my advice to Lamar, all right, if
you're gonna do this again, you might not ever do
this again. Go down to the bike store, get some
of those training wheels. Make it a tricycle, very hard
to fall on. A tricycle and in the multi dimension world,
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had Lamar Jackson crashed and let's say that he crashed
his bike and it fell and he messed up his
knee or his ankle or maybe his wrist and missed
four to six weeks. You know what would happen that dimension.
This would have been the kill shot. It would have
been the kill shot. It would have ended the tradition.
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He would have ruined it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
For everybody because he couldn't ride his bike and give
a high five. They would have gotten rid of it.
He's such a big name, multi time MVP. They were,
so we can't do this anymore. Out of an abundance
of caution.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Remember that during COVID, out of an abundance of car
we gotta get rid of the bikes. Get rid of
the bikes. No bikes for you, No bikes for you.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like
to be part of this show, we are said to
be all over the map, but it is a Newby
Night and we're having a great time. It's been one
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of the really good newby Nights we've had in a while.
The last one was a bit of a dud, but
this one's been pretty solid. So if you want to
join the parade, the speakeasy rules are not in effect.
But justin in Cincinnati was busting my balls. What are
you doing a newby Night on Friday? That's a little
suspens I think newby Night should always be on Friday
(13:03):
from now on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This is so good we do it on a Monday
or a Tuesday or a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I mean, it's all right, it's decent, but this has
been one of the really good ones. So yeah, anyway,
if you want to be part eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox, that's eight seven seven nine nine six
six three sixty nine. Time now for the malor riddle
Love the Day. And here is the mallor riddle of
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the day. This is where we toss something out and
then you have to use your immense knowledge, your amazing
ability to figure out what the answer is to said riddle.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Understand all right, very good, and here it is.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Bucks running back Reshad White recently said that Baker Mayfield
looks like blank.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Again. Bucks running back Rashod White recently said, Baker Mayfield
looks like blank. That is the malor really love today.
The answer we'll get to it and we will do
it next.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 1 (15:15):
Later in this hour Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week.
It is a neoviie night, all new callers all night long.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But we must pay off the Mallor Riddle of the day.
And here is today's Mallar Riddle of the day. For
those of you in the back of the room or
just a little short on hearing, maybe we're not paying attention.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Bad job by you.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But we go to Tampa for the Mallar Riddle of
the day, Bucks running Back, where Shad White says quarterback
Baker Mayfield looks like blank and.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day. What is
the answer? Ferk Doug says, it looks like Tom Brady
if you squint real hard. That's pretty funny. Fudgie in Boston,
says a nineteen eighties porn star. Yeah, I think more
nineties in the eighties. I think more nineties in the eighties.
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Who else do we have? Page down Asher says Terry Crews.
That's an odd one. Baker looks like Uncle Rico from
Josh that's his answer. Penny Farthing from King Rory. Who
else do we have?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Page down the boy Alf's got some really good fun facts,
but we've got these extra live reads out, so we
don't have time for the fun facts.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Tonight on the show, who else do we have? Let's
see Shane in the moy just loves the newbies we have,
alf saying a looks like a game show panelist.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Milkman Mike sent us a number four donut. Kelly Eat
going with mister snuffleofagus is his answer. Ekeon Roseville, Minnesota
said my cousin Vinnie. Andy from Lionel Lakes in Minnesota
says mister White said Baker Mayfield looks like a one
legged pirate with his eye patch. Alfalfa guessed by Nick
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in Parts Unknown.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
A tapioca? From Johnny q Arek in Minnesota says Baker
looks like a D level porn star. Okay, Nick in Well,
he did say, I didn't say it, he said. Nick
in Wisconsin going with a rotting Pooh answer. Rotting Pooh
is his answer. Matthew Warrior Raider Fen says ten out
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of ten on the Mallard monologue, A good job by
you because I sucked up to the raiders.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Who else do we have? That's enough?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Do you have an answer it? See mallor Riddle of
the day on a Newbie night. He looks like a
JABEBRONI uh, jebb Brownie?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Is that the answer?
Speaker 6 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Rashad White says, Baker Mayfield looks like an action figure,
an action figure.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now this is rather odd to me because which action figure?
Because a lot of the action figures have no shirt
on it, so is he talking about Baker Mayfield without
a shirt on? He also said that Mayfield looks more
explosive this season. If you gave me a bunch of
funny money and said which quarterback is most likely to
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be a bus this year, I would say Baker Mayfield.
I would say Baker Mayfield right there at the top.
That's what I would I would go with. It is
a new Mee night, though we have lame jokes coming
up later in the hour, So let's go to the phones.
We'll say hello to Taylor who is in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hello Taylor, welcome, good even it happened, Pridaly Ben my
favorite day of the week. What's up? Taylor.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Hey, I just wanted to call any kind of echo
the sentiments to some of the other Mariners fans that
have messaged it. It's been paying for me since in
the nineties. Marina fans is nineteen ninety five, and I
just kind of want to know your thoughts. So maybe
what do they need to do, Queen Alice the Jerry
de Depoto. Maybe we got to bring in Dan Wilson
to hit for us, Eagar to hit for us. Couldn't
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do much worse than our average takes for the call.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
All right, Pank, you tell you so. I thought I
had great advice the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
The problem is the ballpark because the Mariners were They
were bad at the Kingdome, but they were at least
interesting because they had good offensive teams.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And in the last fifteen years or so, I.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Think it's been about fifteen years now, it's just been
unwatchable most of the time. I mean, they have just
been consistently putrid on offense. So at least if you
score runs, you're like, okay, maybe we can outscore somebody.
But they have to have great pitching every night, and
even then they don't win.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It just sninks.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But obviously the offense is the most important. That you
can move the fences in. There's all kinds of things.
You can manipulate the ballpark in baseball, but it's you
gotta make change them. And there is talent there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
The roster has talent, but the pieces are not fitting together.
Go to Rick in Duluth. What's going on? Rick? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Good morning man. How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's a newbie night, all right for newbye night. And
you are a newbie Rick? And I do you understand
do you work in the corrections industry? Is that correct?
Speaker 8 (20:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You do not.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Oh I thought you did. I misread my screen. Okay, yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm calling me because being from this great state of Minnesota,
you've been spreading misinformation about the number of lakes between
Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I have.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I've been given the correct information.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
No, No, you've You've done two things.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Rock.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Number one, you've believed the hacked politicians, and number two,
you believe the drunken skani No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The way they measure the lakes ten acres or more
is what they measure as a full size.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Fully mature lake, and the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, but in the state in the in the state
of Minnesota, there are eleven forty two lakes of ten
acres and more.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
And in the state of Wisconsin they measure them of
at an acre or more.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
There are fifteen thousand and seventy four lakes in Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yes, that one acre.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
See now, now you're gonnare Now you're gonna make me
look up.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
You're gonna make me look up wisconsint measurements for.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Lakes is what you're gonna make me look up?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
How damn if you're gonna, if you're gonna repeat pulse information,
I need to help hold your to the line on it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't have it in front of me right now.
How dare you? Uh? By the way, I was into
luth when when I went to Minnesota. I don't know
if you remember that, Rick, but I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, yeah, I've heard about it. Yeah, great, great town.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah. We went to the mall or the big mall.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
You have the indoor mall there, and I loved it
because there's like a store I forget what the name
of it is. But they still like home like kitchen
stuff and then right behind it is Lake Superior. It's awesome.
I was like, that's like the coolest, like the coolest view.
You have this massive lake and you can buy like
a toaster, you know, right right there. So park, Yes, yes,
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it was. It was really cool and the weather was good.
And went out and took a boat right around Lake Superior.
And the water is brown though.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Rick, a little scary, little little scary Rick, the waters.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You got to get out into the lake.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
You're in the bay.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
The bay's coming to the river water problem. The lake
water blue.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, we were out there and it was They were
telling us it's because of some it's not it's not
actually brown. It's like red or something like that. They
were like, it looks like coffee, but it's not coffee.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And yeah, that's that's culture. To the lake, to the harbor.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
There, I got you. All right, thank you, Rick, all right,
thank you, go away. I'll see he had a correction.
I thought it was about corrections the corrections industry. Who goofed?
I've got to know. Let's hello to John and Maryland
on a newby night. Hello John, Welcome.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Hey fellas, Miss how y'all dom.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
If I was any better, I would be a Raven,
but not a Baltimore Raven because they don't do well
in the playoffs with Lamar.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
I can dig it.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
It's actually very crazy. It's actually pretty crazy. I just,
I guess built up the courage to give your own
call and say what's up. You know, I listened to
y'all going to work every morning, and it's just a
coincidence that happened to be newby night.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
So oh well, very cool. Well thank you for that.
I appreciate it. Yeah, it's not easy, right. A lot
of people think it's easy to call the show, but
you gonna stay on hold and then and then you're
on the air and you don't know what to say,
and you're like, it's it's it's not that this job
is not that easy, am I? Right now? What what
kind of what kind of work do you you do? John?
Tell us about you a little bit. Let us know
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inside John's world.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I work in construction. I'm a glazer. I do glass
and metal installation, like framing for doors.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And you know, gotcha, And so are you? Are you
with the most most construction is done during the day,
not at night though, So are you getting up early?
And hear the end of the show. Is that what happens?
Are you up all night?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Well, I wake up around three. My shift starts at
five am.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So oh that's good. Yes for me, it's okay. I
got you.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Yeah, well it's four point thirty at the moment, but.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, well that's good.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
See.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We need more people to wake up at three o'clock
in the morning, definitely, I need that.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, all right, well, very cool.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yes, it's definitely nice to drive without a lot of
chaos on the.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Road, absolutely, and more and more people are getting up
earlier to beat the traffic for for sure. So all right,
well listen, John, thank you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Good luck to everyone with you, and appreciate this.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
John up early with us, drive into this construction job
and we're hanging out.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
With Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben
Mellor Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
And you mentioned it earlier, but for those who didn't
listen the first hour. Philadelphia Eagles and former first round
pick wide receiver John Dotson traded, along with a fifth
round pick in twenty twenty five to the Washington Commanders
for a third round pick and two seventh round picks
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, the Ben Mallor Show.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
As we are hanging out with you, and now I've
been told that we don't have time for a fun fact.
But I kind of want to do a fun fact.
Can I do a fun fact? Nobody's gonna be upset
if I do a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, I hit the Ben Mallor fun Fact. So, Alf,
the alien Piner has been feeding my timeline with great
fun facts. Here epic work by Alf, as he's trying
to make up he was a little tardy the other day.
He showed up late absenteeism, but he made up for
he Ransom Gassers easing the employee of the week.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Here and Alf pointed out that two thirds of Canadians
live south of Seattle. Two thirds of Canadians live south
of Seattle. That's because you've got Toronto, Hamilton, and Montreal,
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which are all south of Seattle.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Son is below Seattle. Is that not a fun fact?
Tell me you're not smiling right now, my guy? Do
we have weed man? Is he there? By the way,
do we have the original? We have the original? Read Man?
All right? Well, let's hit the button right there. We'll
get to the jokes. We'll not waste any time. Go ahead,
hit that button right down.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Knock knock there.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Blame week. Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. We made
hippie from Miami, Miami, Miami. Yes, weed man, man, I
need to wait. I thought we. I thought we line
something up for you, weed man.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
That's not gonna work. Send me somebody else, treat somebody
out there.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait problem now,
why is it not gonna work.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
He's not that's not gonna work. He's not ready for
me for like a mark, and I need to play
right next week. So seeking everybody's out there that has
their apartments for me to live there for five hundred
dollars in morning.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Okay, wait a minute, I thought I thought we had
already worked this out. I didn't realize that you're not interested.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
It didn't worry, it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Wait wait the guy was the guy was offering you though,
Why can't you just wait a month?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I have to get out of here next week?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well where do you have to get out of You're
you're homeless? You can't.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I mean, what are you talking about. I'm in an hotel.
I'm in a hotel right now.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Why don't you go to another hotel?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:15):
This one cheap it up for me?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Just that somebody are all right? Okay, all right? I
didn't realize we were running a boarding service here. But
if you want to help weed Man out, I thought
we found I mean, we found somebody that Wisconsin. He
was very nice that I don't as gonna say. I
think he doesn't care if I say his name. I'm
(28:39):
talking about Joey the Bellman.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Joey's not gonna work. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I think it'll be fine. I think it'll work out anyway. Whatever,
who cares? We're wasting my time? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
If you want to email me though, if you're interested
in helping weed Man out. Now, weed Man, what are
your what are your rules here?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You have to be in Florida? Is that your rule?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Close to Miami? That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Pose Miami from what if?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
What if?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What if there's a guy in Iowa City that says
he's got an apartment for you?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
I would see what a big jokes? Right?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Wow, this is unreal we've made I mean you're you're
you're you sound like a diva here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
There's people that are offering to help you. But oh
my god, an all right, whatever, who cares? Are you
ready for the jokes?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Yeah, let's do jokes. Make me laugh?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, you're making me laugh, is what you're doing here? Unreal.
You know you know what we men, You know what
you mean, we man.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know how hard it is to find someone that's
willing to be that generous, in that kind and give
you to say, then you you disrespect these people?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Believe me?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why these are actual jokes by actual listens. Why did
Lizzo move to Montana? I don't know why she thought
it was big thigh country, Big band's lame jokes? These
are actual jokes sitting by actual listeners to the show.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines,
what do you call Lizzo shadow? What the whole night sky?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's from disposable horse napkins? Why was Lizzo fired from
a job at the donut shop?
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Why King Old Dons?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
None of the donut holes kept disappearing. That's why that's
a Dennis Dennis in Detroit. What do you what do
you call it? What do you call it? When Lizzo
and Robbie the Mariner fan visit a third world country
at the same time? What famine is? What you call
it famine? Gordon Gordon in Tacoma. Why is Lizzo building
(30:59):
her own stable?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Because she eats like a horse. That's from Surfer toime
Surfer topic comedian. What is Lizo's entire designer shoe collection
going to feature? What flats? That's hip hipping man. What
happened when Lizzo went shopping for sweaters? Oh good?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, there was a wool shortage in Scotland. Actually that
took play. It was very unfortunate. That is that is
George and Uvalde, Texas. Why is Lizzo not impressed with
Oakland A's great Jose Conseco's four hundred and sixty two
home runs? Why because Lizzo made five hundred kids run
(31:48):
home after stealing their candy. That's from Tony in the
Bay Area. What sports team best describes Lizzo?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, come on, that's easy, giants? Come on now, that's easy.
Why don't we pause? All right?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Why don't we pause for the cause weed Man is
grandfathered in. It's a newby night and we'll continue lame
jokes of the week for the rest of the hour.
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We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (32:54):
And the jokes continue. It's Big Ben's lame jokes for
the week. Are you there, weed Man?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You been all right? My goodness, son believes two people,
two people offering you a place to stay anyway?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
What is.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right? Stop? What is the difference between Et weed
Man Hippie and Mark the full name guy? What Et
can phone home. Weed Man has no home and in Mark, Sprain,
there is no one home that was from Rob in
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the three to one, the winner of the Malor Palooza.
All Right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Home prices in the northern United States have skyrocketed in
the last month.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
How about that movement?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, the desire is high, since weed Man refuses to
live anywhere outside of Florida, The George and Rochester, Minnesota.
Why is weed Man hit a big fan of Eddie?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Because weed Man doesn't like water either. That's a listener.
Mason and honeyt of Beach. Why did we Why did
weed Man quit his job at a muffler shop?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Why he quit the muffler shop because the work was exhausting?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh man, was it a drug? That's Surfer Todd, the comedian,
one of the great characters who was at the Mallard
meeting we did in Lost Wages, Nevada. If you don't
like you don't like Surfer Toddy like his wife more
than him?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
That's great, that's great.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I love him though.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, Surfer Todd. I've never met you weed Man, but
I imagine you're kind of like him. If I ever
met you, weed Man hippie was arrested for a drinking
battery acid. You hear about that way?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, But good news is you you were not charged.
So that's a it's a good dad joke.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Ian from Burnaby, British Columbia sent that one in, so
thank you for that, Coop.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You got any jokes over there? Daddy? Coop is out?
What is Eddie Garcia's favorite type of water?
Speaker 9 (35:16):
What too? No? H?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Two?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No, that's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. It's Big Ben's
Lame Jokes a week.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners to
the show.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Why does Eddie hate delicious food?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Why?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Because when you eat delicious food it's mouth watering And
he really is. That's that's disposable horse napkins. This next
one is from Tony in the Bay Area. Did you
know that the Dodger postgame host David Vassy is very
popular in Los Angeles? Well, yeah, everywhere he goes people
(36:01):
yell hey, pendejo wow. Uh do you know what that
word means? Weed man?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
No, yeah, you laughed anyway though. Yeah, it just sounds
like a funny word. Just google it, Just google it.
It's lam jokes. A week. Did you know Art Puffin
burned his Hawaiian pizza? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he should have
used aloha temperature. That's Noah Noah in Austin.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why does Doc Mike only order certified male camel urine?
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh god?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, because he doesn't want to get her her piece.
He doesn't want that.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's that's a chip in Maine. Hall sent that one in.
Why did jay Z I know, Genie? Why did jay
Z get a restraining order on Doc Mike?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Because Doc Mike got thirsty around him and thought he
was a camel. According to Kurt.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
All Right, a couple more here, Marcel and Brooklyn was
caught writing graffiti all over the room. Uncle Dynamite angrily
asked him, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
We'd man? Marcel said, read the room is what he said,
Read the room. That was from Steve Jeffrey Dahmer. Nothing
more relevant than a Jeffrey Dahmer joke. This is from
Gilbert Albuquerque, he says.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Jeffrey Dahmer faced his death sentence and was asked any
wishes for your last meal?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do you hear about that?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
He replied, yes, I'd like to have five guys. Is
what I would like to have. He said, all right,
let's see which one do I want to be the closer. Uh,
here's a good one. Paul McCartney. That's a beatle. Paul
McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon. We've made Wow, Yeah,
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band on the run, band on the come on, that's
a good joke. We've been. That's an old joke, but
that's a good joke. Are there are these Big Ben's
life jokes all the week?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
And call me?
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Oh God, do I have to
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our number three of a sublime our of the podcast.
Here in our number three we hop, skip and jump
around the big news of the day. We'll start out
in Pittsburgh where quarterback Russell Wilson says he is not
not worried about his critics or what other people like
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me and you think do you believe him? Also, the Raiders,
Max Crosby was talking about teaming up with Christian Wilkins
on defense and said, we're about to eff and destroy people.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Do you buy the hype? You buy the hype on that?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Also, what is your reaction to Lamar Jackson almost crashing
his bike.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
In Green Bay with the Ravens. And we'll get to
all of that as we strike a winning note right
now here. It is our number three.
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Random Ryan there in Carolina. Read this hour, play the hits,
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the Berg, a story that continues to be in the
center of our little universe.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Here we continue our in.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Depth team coverage of the great drama O Rama in
Western PA. If you have not heard the latest on this,
possibly not. There's a lot going on now. If you
look at my telestrator here or in this case a
radio strader, you can see right over here you've got
Justin Fields.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm give you the thumbnail.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Version of So Justin Fields has come out and announced
that he has shown what he can do. He has
shown what he can do to earn consideration to be
the starting quarterback Russell Wilson. He claimed he isn't motivated
by the critics like yours truly and other blowhards and
gas bags. Mike Tomlin says nothing has changed regarding Russell
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Wilson's status as the Steelers starting quarterback.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But I thought what Russell Wilson said.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Was rather interesting because it goes against my long standing
decree that the most important person in all of sport
is the critic. And Russell Wilson's like, I'm not motivated
by that.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I don't listen. So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Pittsburgh quarterback Russell Wilson again saying for those of you
are in the back of the room that he's not
worried about the.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Critics or what people think.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Do you believe him?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So I've got thespian, piggyback, and cheat code, and we.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Will combine all of these things together and we are
going to make smash burgers, which hopefully I'm going to
make this weekend.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I plan.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I got the griddle like the smash burgers. So, first
of all, to answer the question, I think you know
my answer. If you've been a regular listener to the show,
even if you've listen occasionally.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You gotta be joking, right.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Russell Wilson is the epitome of a theatrical performer, and
every once in a while. Now, I'll get email from
somebody in Seattle who's been a longtime listeners you, and
typically it starts with I like your show, but I
didn't like when you criticize Russell Wilson. But now that
he's been gone for a couple of years, I kind
(04:24):
of see what you're talking about. Right, I'll get the
kind of see what you're talking about. But with Russell Wilson,
you're always getting a show, whether he's high stepping down
the aisle of an across cross ocean flight, like the
cross country flight, whatever it might be, right, and.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He's always worried about what people.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Think about He's just putting up a facade. It's his
inner thespian performance art. When you pull back the curtain,
Russell Wilson, going back to his days in Seattle, has
always been right at the very top of the big
board of fake, a phony, and a fraud. If you
were to say, who's a fake, Who's a phony, Who's
a fraud?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Boom boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
So I say again, good luck to Mike Tomlin. I
hope I'm wrong. I'm a big Mike Tomlin fan. And
even with a suckbag quarterback. You can still end up
having a successful year because the Steelers are gonna have
top ten, top five type defense.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
They're gonna do pretty well on special teams. There's three
ways to win a game.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
If you're good on defense and good on special teams,
you're gonna have a chance to win. You are at
some point going to have to get something other than
a jackwagon performance at quarterback. And we'll see how this
plays out, but he's going to need Mets Mike Tomlin
after watching the RUSS bus run into a ditch and
justin fields. The side effects of having this type of
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quarterback room are dizziness, headaches, nausea, and confusion, which is
what the Steelers' offense is going to have watching these
jrbbronis run around this year playing quarterback. Now, secondly, we
go to Lost Wages Nevada. There was supposed to be
a quarterback drama, O rama, not much of a big
(06:14):
name quarterback drama, but that was already decided a few
days back. The Raiders have decided on Gardner Minshew. It's
Minshue mania. The talk has turned now since he's the
QB one, rock solid as QB one for now, the
talk has turned to the other side of the ball.
(06:34):
I saw some comments that I thought were interesting recently
by Max Crosby, who was born to be a Raider
the defensive star Ward in Vegas and Max Crosby commented
on teaming up with Christian Wilkins as a one to
two punch for the Silver and Black and Crosby did
(06:57):
he try to downplay it though? He said, well, we're
we're about to eff and destroy people. That's what he said,
close quote, We're about to e f in destroy people.
And now I can't say the actual word he used,
but you can imagine what word he used. Do you
buy the hype that Max Crosby is thrown out there?
So after a thorough review of the Raider roster, Yes,
(07:21):
I am Benny Brightside on this.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
And here's why.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I am a card carrying member of a small fanatical
group we call it minshew Mania, part of that Marching
and Chowder society. There is a road to success. It
sounds like I'm crazy, it sounds like I'm bonkers, but
there is a road to success for Gardner Minshew. And
(07:46):
the way to do this is don't be the reason
the Raiders suck right. Just be average, you can be
over occasionally, gonna be pretty well. You'll do pretty well.
But my advice to Minshew is to get a piggyback
ride from the defense. As long as Gardner Mischew does
not be it's not the reason that things go bad,
and it's.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Just managing the game. You look at that defense, and
that is a solid unit.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Antonio Piers is a defensive guy played in the NFL
as a linebacker. He's got that defensive pedigree and he's
got the building blocks there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They've got the ability, they supposedly have the swagger. The
Raiders should be one.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Of the better defenses in the NFL and and in reality,
though Max Crosby has no choice, this is the only way, right, This.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Is the only way to get it done.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Otherwise, if the defense doesn't live up to the billing,
then this is gonna be a five or a six
win team and that's it. It's gonna be a debacle
and absolutely a terrible team, a boondoggle for the Raiders.
So that but there is a dimension in the multiverse
where the Raiders go out and they're competitive and they're
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right there for a wild card spot in the AFC,
and they can win nine or ten games and be
right in that playoff mix come the end of the
year with Gardner minche heck, the Colts actually had a
shot last year. The Raiders have a better roster than
the Colts. All right, final thought to Green Bay we
go and after a viral video surface of Lamar Jackson
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doing something that is very difficult for many of us
to do.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Ride a bike. Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:30):
His video of Lamar Jackson riding a bike to practice
at Lambou Field, the frozen tundra. This is say packer tradition,
the Ravens in town for joint practices and a little
practice football game. And so Lamar, following the near accident,
(09:54):
gave his thoughts on the socials.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Lamar Jackson again nearly falling over on his bike. What
was he doing?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
He was attempting to ride a bike and chew gum
at the same time, or in this case, ride a
bike and give high fives.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
To some fans.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was trying to shake hands, which is a nice
thing to do, right, some fans there they want to
say hi to Lamar and all that, and.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He had a technical difficulty. In fact, he said I
almost fell off the bike.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I had a little technical difficulty, but it was all good,
he said, definitely a cool tradition.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I loved it.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Now, the quote is rather benign from Lamar, But what
was your reaction to Lamar Jackson almost crashing his bike
in Green Bay? So my first thought was hilarious. I
thought it was hilarious. And it was not even the
near miss that part of it. I okay, fine, whatever,
(10:51):
But it was the over the top reaction from these
pearl clutching NFL reporters. I'm thinking a lot of bot
accounts on social media. Lamar Jackson. The other thing that
I took you over, he used a cheat code. Lamar
Jackson used an electric bike. Those should be verboten. You
(11:15):
should not be using an electric bike driving around lambeau Field.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Make the players. If they're gonna get on a bike,
it's got to be.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
An old school nineteen eighties, nineteen nineties BMX bike, a
dirt bike. But my advice to Lamar, all right, if
you're gonna do this again, you might not ever do
this again. Go down to the bike store, get some
of those training wheels. Make it a tricycle, very hard
to fall on. A tricycle and in the multi dimension world,
(11:46):
had Lamar Jackson crashed and let's say that he crashed
his bike and it fell and he messed up his
knee or his ankle or maybe his wrist and missed
four to six weeks. You know what would happen that dimension.
This would have been the kill shot. It would have
been the kill shot. It would have ended the tradition.
(12:07):
He would have ruined it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
For everybody because he couldn't ride his bike and give
a high five. They would have gotten rid of it.
He's such a big name, multi time MVP. They were,
so we can't do this anymore. Out of an abundance
of caution.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Remember that during COVID, out of an abundance of car
we gotta get rid of the bikes. Get rid of
the bikes. No bikes for you, No bikes for you.
It is the Ben Mahlor Show. If you would like
to be part of this show, we are said to
be all over the map, but it is a Newby
Night and we're having a great time. It's been one
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of the really good newby Nights we've had in a while.
The last one was a bit of a dud, but
this one's been pretty solid. So if you want to
join the parade, the speakeasy rules are not in effect.
But justin in Cincinnati was busting my balls. What are
you doing a newby Night on Friday? That's a little
suspens I think newby Night should always be on Friday
(13:03):
from now on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
This is so good we do it on a Monday
or a Tuesday or a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I mean, it's all right, it's decent, but this has
been one of the really good ones. So yeah, anyway,
if you want to be part eight seven seven ninety
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six three sixty nine. Time now for the malor riddle
Love the Day. And here is the mallor riddle of
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the day. This is where we toss something out and
then you have to use your immense knowledge, your amazing
ability to figure out what the answer is to said riddle.
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Understand all right, very good, and here it is.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Bucks running back Reshad White recently said that Baker Mayfield
looks like blank.
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Again. Bucks running back Rashod White recently said, Baker Mayfield
looks like blank. That is the malor really love today.
The answer we'll get to it and we will do
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Speaker 1 (15:15):
Later in this hour Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week.
It is a neoviie night, all new callers all night long.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
But we must pay off the Mallor Riddle of the day.
And here is today's Mallar Riddle of the day. For
those of you in the back of the room or
just a little short on hearing, maybe we're not paying attention.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Bad job by you.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
But we go to Tampa for the Mallar Riddle of
the day, Bucks running Back, where Shad White says quarterback
Baker Mayfield looks like blank and.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
That is the Mallor riddle of the day. What is
the answer? Ferk Doug says, it looks like Tom Brady
if you squint real hard. That's pretty funny. Fudgie in Boston,
says a nineteen eighties porn star. Yeah, I think more
nineties in the eighties. I think more nineties in the eighties.
(16:11):
Who else do we have? Page down Asher says Terry Crews.
That's an odd one. Baker looks like Uncle Rico from
Josh that's his answer. Penny Farthing from King Rory. Who
else do we have?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Page down the boy Alf's got some really good fun facts,
but we've got these extra live reads out, so we
don't have time for the fun facts.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Tonight on the show, who else do we have? Let's
see Shane in the moy just loves the newbies we have,
alf saying a looks like a game show panelist.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Milkman Mike sent us a number four donut. Kelly Eat
going with mister snuffleofagus is his answer. Ekeon Roseville, Minnesota
said my cousin Vinnie. Andy from Lionel Lakes in Minnesota
says mister White said Baker Mayfield looks like a one
legged pirate with his eye patch. Alfalfa guessed by Nick
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in Parts Unknown.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
A tapioca? From Johnny q Arek in Minnesota says Baker
looks like a D level porn star. Okay, Nick in Well,
he did say, I didn't say it, he said. Nick
in Wisconsin going with a rotting Pooh answer. Rotting Pooh
is his answer. Matthew Warrior Raider Fen says ten out
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of ten on the Mallard monologue, A good job by
you because I sucked up to the raiders.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Who else do we have? That's enough?
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Eddie?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Do you have an answer it? See mallor Riddle of
the day on a Newbie night. He looks like a
JABEBRONI uh, jebb Brownie?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Is that the answer?
Speaker 6 (17:45):
No?
Speaker 7 (17:46):
Wrong?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Rashad White says, Baker Mayfield looks like an action figure,
an action figure.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Now this is rather odd to me because which action figure?
Because a lot of the action figures have no shirt
on it, so is he talking about Baker Mayfield without
a shirt on? He also said that Mayfield looks more
explosive this season. If you gave me a bunch of
funny money and said which quarterback is most likely to
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be a bus this year, I would say Baker Mayfield.
I would say Baker Mayfield right there at the top.
That's what I would I would go with. It is
a new Mee night, though we have lame jokes coming
up later in the hour, So let's go to the phones.
We'll say hello to Taylor who is in Seattle.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Hello Taylor, welcome, good even it happened, Pridaly Ben my
favorite day of the week. What's up? Taylor.
Speaker 8 (18:44):
Hey, I just wanted to call any kind of echo
the sentiments to some of the other Mariners fans that
have messaged it. It's been paying for me since in
the nineties. Marina fans is nineteen ninety five, and I
just kind of want to know your thoughts. So maybe
what do they need to do, Queen Alice the Jerry
de Depoto. Maybe we got to bring in Dan Wilson
to hit for us, Eagar to hit for us. Couldn't
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do much worse than our average takes for the call.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
All right, Pank, you tell you so. I thought I
had great advice the other day.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
The problem is the ballpark because the Mariners were They
were bad at the Kingdome, but they were at least
interesting because they had good offensive teams.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And in the last fifteen years or so, I.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Think it's been about fifteen years now, it's just been
unwatchable most of the time. I mean, they have just
been consistently putrid on offense. So at least if you
score runs, you're like, okay, maybe we can outscore somebody.
But they have to have great pitching every night, and
even then they don't win.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It just sninks.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
But obviously the offense is the most important. That you
can move the fences in. There's all kinds of things.
You can manipulate the ballpark in baseball, but it's you
gotta make change them. And there is talent there.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
The roster has talent, but the pieces are not fitting together.
Go to Rick in Duluth. What's going on? Rick? Welcome?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Good morning man. How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It's a newbie night, all right for newbye night. And
you are a newbie Rick? And I do you understand
do you work in the corrections industry? Is that correct?
Speaker 8 (20:16):
No?
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I did not.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
You do not.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Oh I thought you did. I misread my screen. Okay, yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I'm calling me because being from this great state of Minnesota,
you've been spreading misinformation about the number of lakes between
Minnesota and Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I have.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I've been given the correct information.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
No, No, you've You've done two things.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Rock.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Number one, you've believed the hacked politicians, and number two,
you believe the drunken skani No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
The way they measure the lakes ten acres or more
is what they measure as a full size.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Fully mature lake, and the state of Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, but in the state in the in the state
of Minnesota, there are eleven forty two lakes of ten
acres and more.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
And in the state of Wisconsin they measure them of
at an acre or more.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
There are fifteen thousand and seventy four lakes in Wisconsin.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yes, that one acre.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
See now, now you're gonnare Now you're gonna make me
look up.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
You're gonna make me look up wisconsint measurements for.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Lakes is what you're gonna make me look up?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
How damn if you're gonna, if you're gonna repeat pulse information,
I need to help hold your to the line on it.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'll look it up.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I don't have it in front of me right now.
How dare you? Uh? By the way, I was into
luth when when I went to Minnesota. I don't know
if you remember that, Rick, but I can't.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, yeah, I've heard about it. Yeah, great, great town.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah. We went to the mall or the big mall.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
You have the indoor mall there, and I loved it
because there's like a store I forget what the name
of it is. But they still like home like kitchen
stuff and then right behind it is Lake Superior. It's awesome.
I was like, that's like the coolest, like the coolest view.
You have this massive lake and you can buy like
a toaster, you know, right right there. So park, Yes, yes,
(22:16):
it was. It was really cool and the weather was good.
And went out and took a boat right around Lake Superior.
And the water is brown though.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Rick, a little scary, little little scary Rick, the waters.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
You got to get out into the lake.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
You're in the bay.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
The bay's coming to the river water problem. The lake
water blue.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Well, we were out there and it was They were
telling us it's because of some it's not it's not
actually brown. It's like red or something like that. They
were like, it looks like coffee, but it's not coffee.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And yeah, that's that's culture. To the lake, to the harbor.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
There, I got you. All right, thank you, Rick, all right,
thank you, go away. I'll see he had a correction.
I thought it was about corrections the corrections industry. Who goofed?
I've got to know. Let's hello to John and Maryland
on a newby night. Hello John, Welcome.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Hey fellas, Miss how y'all dom.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
If I was any better, I would be a Raven,
but not a Baltimore Raven because they don't do well
in the playoffs with Lamar.
Speaker 7 (23:26):
I can dig it.
Speaker 9 (23:28):
It's actually very crazy. It's actually pretty crazy. I just,
I guess built up the courage to give your own
call and say what's up. You know, I listened to
y'all going to work every morning, and it's just a
coincidence that happened to be newby night.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
So oh well, very cool. Well thank you for that.
I appreciate it. Yeah, it's not easy, right. A lot
of people think it's easy to call the show, but
you gonna stay on hold and then and then you're
on the air and you don't know what to say,
and you're like, it's it's it's not that this job
is not that easy, am I? Right now? What what
kind of what kind of work do you you do? John?
Tell us about you a little bit. Let us know
(24:06):
inside John's world.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
I work in construction. I'm a glazer. I do glass
and metal installation, like framing for doors.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
And you know, gotcha, And so are you? Are you
with the most most construction is done during the day,
not at night though, So are you getting up early?
And hear the end of the show. Is that what happens?
Are you up all night?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Well, I wake up around three. My shift starts at
five am.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So oh that's good. Yes for me, it's okay. I
got you.
Speaker 7 (24:41):
Yeah, well it's four point thirty at the moment, but.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, well that's good.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
See.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
We need more people to wake up at three o'clock
in the morning, definitely, I need that.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, all right, well, very cool.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Yes, it's definitely nice to drive without a lot of
chaos on the.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Road, absolutely, and more and more people are getting up
earlier to beat the traffic for for sure. So all right,
well listen, John, thank you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 7 (25:07):
Man.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Good luck to everyone with you, and appreciate this.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
John up early with us, drive into this construction job
and we're hanging out.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
With Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben
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And you mentioned it earlier, but for those who didn't
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in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
It is the Ben Mahlor Show, the Ben Mallor Show.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
As we are hanging out with you, and now I've
been told that we don't have time for a fun fact.
But I kind of want to do a fun fact.
Can I do a fun fact? Nobody's gonna be upset
if I do a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, I hit the Ben Mallor fun Fact. So, Alf,
the alien Piner has been feeding my timeline with great
fun facts. Here epic work by Alf, as he's trying
to make up he was a little tardy the other day.
He showed up late absenteeism, but he made up for
he Ransom Gassers easing the employee of the week.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Here and Alf pointed out that two thirds of Canadians
live south of Seattle. Two thirds of Canadians live south
of Seattle. That's because you've got Toronto, Hamilton, and Montreal,
(26:34):
which are all south of Seattle.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Son is below Seattle. Is that not a fun fact?
Tell me you're not smiling right now, my guy? Do
we have weed man? Is he there? By the way,
do we have the original? We have the original? Read Man?
All right? Well, let's hit the button right there. We'll
get to the jokes. We'll not waste any time. Go ahead,
hit that button right down.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Knock knock there.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Blame week. Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. We made
hippie from Miami, Miami, Miami. Yes, weed man, man, I
need to wait. I thought we. I thought we line
something up for you, weed man.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
That's not gonna work. Send me somebody else, treat somebody
out there.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait problem now,
why is it not gonna work.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
He's not that's not gonna work. He's not ready for
me for like a mark, and I need to play
right next week. So seeking everybody's out there that has
their apartments for me to live there for five hundred
dollars in morning.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Okay, wait a minute, I thought I thought we had
already worked this out. I didn't realize that you're not interested.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
It didn't worry, it didn't work out.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Wait wait the guy was the guy was offering you though,
Why can't you just wait a month?
Speaker 6 (28:00):
I have to get out of here next week?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Well where do you have to get out of You're
you're homeless? You can't.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
I mean, what are you talking about. I'm in an hotel.
I'm in a hotel right now.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Why don't you go to another hotel?
Speaker 7 (28:14):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (28:15):
This one cheap it up for me?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Just that somebody are all right? Okay, all right? I
didn't realize we were running a boarding service here. But
if you want to help weed Man out, I thought
we found I mean, we found somebody that Wisconsin. He
was very nice that I don't as gonna say. I
think he doesn't care if I say his name. I'm
(28:39):
talking about Joey the Bellman.
Speaker 6 (28:41):
Joey's not gonna work. I don't think.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I think it'll be fine. I think it'll work out anyway. Whatever,
who cares? We're wasting my time? Weed Man?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
If you want to email me though, if you're interested
in helping weed Man out. Now, weed Man, what are
your what are your rules here?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
You have to be in Florida? Is that your rule?
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Close to Miami? That'd be great.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Pose Miami from what if?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
What if?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What if there's a guy in Iowa City that says
he's got an apartment for you?
Speaker 6 (29:09):
I would see what a big jokes? Right?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Wow, this is unreal we've made I mean you're you're
you're you sound like a diva here.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
There's people that are offering to help you. But oh
my god, an all right, whatever, who cares? Are you
ready for the jokes?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Yeah, let's do jokes. Make me laugh?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, you're making me laugh, is what you're doing here? Unreal.
You know you know what we men, You know what
you mean, we man.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You know how hard it is to find someone that's
willing to be that generous, in that kind and give
you to say, then you you disrespect these people?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
What's wrong with you?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Believe me?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
All right?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Why these are actual jokes by actual listens. Why did
Lizzo move to Montana? I don't know why she thought
it was big thigh country, Big band's lame jokes? These
are actual jokes sitting by actual listeners to the show.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Benmaller Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in the headlines,
what do you call Lizzo shadow? What the whole night sky?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That's from disposable horse napkins? Why was Lizzo fired from
a job at the donut shop?
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Why King Old Dons?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
None of the donut holes kept disappearing. That's why that's
a Dennis Dennis in Detroit. What do you what do
you call it? What do you call it? When Lizzo
and Robbie the Mariner fan visit a third world country
at the same time? What famine is? What you call
it famine? Gordon Gordon in Tacoma. Why is Lizzo building
(30:59):
her own stable?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Because she eats like a horse. That's from Surfer toime
Surfer topic comedian. What is Lizo's entire designer shoe collection
going to feature? What flats? That's hip hipping man. What
happened when Lizzo went shopping for sweaters? Oh good?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Well, there was a wool shortage in Scotland. Actually that
took play. It was very unfortunate. That is that is
George and Uvalde, Texas. Why is Lizzo not impressed with
Oakland A's great Jose Conseco's four hundred and sixty two
home runs? Why because Lizzo made five hundred kids run
(31:48):
home after stealing their candy. That's from Tony in the
Bay Area. What sports team best describes Lizzo?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, come on, that's easy, giants? Come on now, that's easy.
Why don't we pause? All right?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Why don't we pause for the cause weed Man is
grandfathered in. It's a newby night and we'll continue lame
jokes of the week for the rest of the hour.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (32:54):
And the jokes continue. It's Big Ben's lame jokes for
the week. Are you there, weed Man?
Speaker 7 (32:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
You been all right? My goodness, son believes two people,
two people offering you a place to stay anyway?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
All right?
Speaker 4 (33:09):
What is.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All right? Stop? What is the difference between Et weed
Man Hippie and Mark the full name guy? What Et
can phone home. Weed Man has no home and in Mark, Sprain,
there is no one home that was from Rob in
(33:32):
the three to one, the winner of the Malor Palooza.
All Right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Home prices in the northern United States have skyrocketed in
the last month.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
How about that movement?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yeah, the desire is high, since weed Man refuses to
live anywhere outside of Florida, The George and Rochester, Minnesota.
Why is weed Man hit a big fan of Eddie?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Because weed Man doesn't like water either. That's a listener.
Mason and honeyt of Beach. Why did we Why did
weed Man quit his job at a muffler shop?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Why he quit the muffler shop because the work was exhausting?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Oh man, was it a drug? That's Surfer Todd, the comedian,
one of the great characters who was at the Mallard
meeting we did in Lost Wages, Nevada. If you don't
like you don't like Surfer Toddy like his wife more
than him?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
That's great, that's great.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
I love him though.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, Surfer Todd. I've never met you weed Man, but
I imagine you're kind of like him. If I ever
met you, weed Man hippie was arrested for a drinking
battery acid. You hear about that way?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Yeah, yeah, But good news is you you were not charged.
So that's a it's a good dad joke.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Ian from Burnaby, British Columbia sent that one in, so
thank you for that, Coop.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
You got any jokes over there? Daddy? Coop is out?
What is Eddie Garcia's favorite type of water?
Speaker 9 (35:16):
What too? No? H?
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Two?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
No, that's from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. It's Big Ben's
Lame Jokes a week.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
These are actual jokes sent in by actual listeners to
the show.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Why does Eddie hate delicious food?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Why?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Because when you eat delicious food it's mouth watering And
he really is. That's that's disposable horse napkins. This next
one is from Tony in the Bay Area. Did you
know that the Dodger postgame host David Vassy is very
popular in Los Angeles? Well, yeah, everywhere he goes people
(36:01):
yell hey, pendejo wow. Uh do you know what that
word means? Weed man?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
No, yeah, you laughed anyway though. Yeah, it just sounds
like a funny word. Just google it, Just google it.
It's lam jokes. A week. Did you know Art Puffin
burned his Hawaiian pizza? Oh? Yeah, yeah, he should have
used aloha temperature. That's Noah Noah in Austin.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Why does Doc Mike only order certified male camel urine?
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Oh god?
Speaker 8 (36:41):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well, because he doesn't want to get her her piece.
He doesn't want that.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
That's that's a chip in Maine. Hall sent that one in.
Why did jay Z I know, Genie? Why did jay
Z get a restraining order on Doc Mike?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Because Doc Mike got thirsty around him and thought he
was a camel. According to Kurt.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
All Right, a couple more here, Marcel and Brooklyn was
caught writing graffiti all over the room. Uncle Dynamite angrily
asked him, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
We'd man? Marcel said, read the room is what he said,
Read the room. That was from Steve Jeffrey Dahmer. Nothing
more relevant than a Jeffrey Dahmer joke. This is from
Gilbert Albuquerque, he says.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Jeffrey Dahmer faced his death sentence and was asked any
wishes for your last meal?
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Do you hear about that?
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
He replied, yes, I'd like to have five guys. Is
what I would like to have. He said, all right,
let's see which one do I want to be the closer. Uh,
here's a good one. Paul McCartney. That's a beatle. Paul
McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon. We've made Wow, Yeah,
(38:14):
band on the run, band on the come on, that's
a good joke. We've been. That's an old joke, but
that's a good joke. Are there are these Big Ben's
life jokes all the week?
Speaker 3 (38:26):
And call me?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!