August 27, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about CeeDee Lamb getting a $136M contract extension, how this deal changes things for Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons, Dalvin Cook coming in for a visit to the Cowboys, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, it's our nu burn as we
blabber on and on, it's our one of the original
recipe podcasts. We're here all day long. We were up
all night providing you with fresh pod. So in hour one,
it's all about a Lamb ceed Lamb the wide receiver
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getting one hundred and thirty six million dollars of Jerry
Jones money. What's your verdict on this new mega deal
in Dallas? Also, how much does the Cede Lamb contract
change things for Dakota Prescott and Micah Parsons. Also does
running back Dalvin Cook make any sense for the Cowboys?
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We'll get to all of that and much more right now,
give it up for our old friend, our number one.
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I lead this hour from Jerry's world. The ongoing soap
opera has taken a plot twist. Here after months and
months and months of nothing other than chatter, we've got movement.
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The eagle has landed or in this case, the cowboy
is back in the saddle again. I assume you've heard
by now, but perhaps you live in a bubble and
you don't have radio reception or Wi Fi. You've been
out of the loop, d loop. You might have missed it.
The Cowboys. That's a football team in Dallas, and they
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have agreed to terms with wide receiver C. D. Lamb.
I'm more of a streaming guy, but ceedee Lamb agrees
to terms here ends his holdout. He agrees to a
four year contract for one hundred and thirty six million
dead presidents. The deal the second highest ever paid to
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a non quarterback in NFL history, a certain wide out
who enjoys the land of ten thousand lakes there in
Minnesota making more. But the deal for cd Lamb includes
thirty eight million right away, boom done, pay off all
your expenses, thirty eight million signing bonus after taxes. That's
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about fifty bucks. But then also the largest amount ever
given to a wide receiver in terms of the guaranteed money,
one hundred million dollars guaranteed for ce D Lamb as
he is locked up, but only for the next four years,
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and they'll start dissecting the contract and breaking it all apart.
But let us discuss the question wide receiver CD Lamb
getting one hundred and thirty six million of Jerry Jones money.
What is your verdict on this mega, mega mega deal.
So I've got confectionery, Lady Gaga and Glorean and we
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will combine all of these things.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Together and we are gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Close the front doors. What we're gonna do so a
the Malor report card. Let's not waste any time here,
no dilly dowlling. We go right to the Malle report card,
which is the report card record on Ceedee Lamb getting
the big money, big money, big money, big money from
the cowboys, no whammy. The cowboys on the mall report
card get and I want to be clear, they get
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an F. All right, they get an F. Now ceedee Lamb,
it takes two to tango. He gets an A plus
plus plus. So cowboys get an F. Ceedee Lamb gets
a plus plus plus. The better story is in the
loser's locker room or in this case, the loser's owner's suite.
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What do you do? Jerry Jones makes it so easy,
He makes it so easy to dog pile on top. Seriously,
what the heck? What kind of crack are you smoking?
I don't understand if this was your intention, and we
assume it was. I tried to give the benefit of
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the doubt to Jerry Jones. But if this was always
the plan, what on God's green earth were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You ran a marathon, you got twenty six miles into
the marathon, and then you faded when you only had
to go the final point two miles to close the
marathon out. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night, bye
bye man. You were so close. I was gonna give
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Jerry Jones a little puffy sticker if he had made
it to the regular season without pay. But instead, no, yeah,
you don't get that. Instead went down to the confectionery
and he served up the pineapple doll whip, which is delicious.
It is, of course, a classic soft serve, classic soft
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serve from Jerry Jones. Here more football malpractice for the
Dallas Cowboys. If again, let me repeat for those who
in the back of the room a little slow. If
your goal was to sign Ceedee Lamb to a big extension,
if that was the end game that you were trying
to get to, you could have should have would have
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signed him, I don't know, four months ago, right, four
months ago before everyone got paid at the wide receiver position,
you would have gotten the player. You would have paid
less for the player, and he would have been at
training camp, whatever that's worth. But instead you twiddled your thumbs.
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You put up this false front of bravado that things
were going to be different, and the perception was that
Jerry Jones had finally had enough one too many suck
bag performances by the Dallas Cowboys in a big game,
and finally Jerry was gonna hold this team accountable. The
star players on this team accountable. He wasn't gonna came
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in and he said, I like Ceedee Lamb as a player,
but listen, not good enough, Dak Prescott, not good enough,
Michah Parsons, do better, be better. And instead, when push
came to shove, Jerry jenuflected and said, okay, I'll pay.
I'll give you the most money guaranteed I can give you.
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Right there, we're gonna set some kind of new record.
And so that's where we are. And for Ceedee Lamb
on the other side, this is like that old slogan
from Maxwell Coffee back of the day. It's good to
the last drop. He gets to skip camp. He didn't
have to worry about all that nonsense going to Oxnard
where the hotel's on fire, doesn't have to worry about
that shows up, pass, go and collect the eventually one
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hundred million dollars guaranteed. All right now, page two. Now
that Jerry Jones has dusted off the old wallet, gone
down and gotten some petty cash out for CD LAMB.
Now that that's done, how does the CD LAMB deal
change things, if at all, for Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons.
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So the early reports, if you telling you what we're hearing.
The early reports are that doesn't change anything. The Cowboys
are not anywhere close to a deal on a Dak
Prescott contract extension or Micah Parsons. I doubt believe it.
I doubt. I would be stunned if Dak doesn't get
a new contract by the time they kick off, because
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if your point was to hold everyone accountable, then you
wouldn't have paid CD Lamb. You paid him, So why
not just paid Dak pro everyone gets paid. Go out
there and your nake down your leg again in a
big game, and I have no I'm not a cowboy guy.
I sit as a neutral arbiter on the side, and
I point my finger and I laugh at the Cowboys.
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I laugh at the lack of big game pedigree from
Dak Prescott and the rest of these clowns. And Jerry Jones.
I thought, well, maybe, just maybe Jerry would again change
his ways. But no, no, no, no, no, no, Jerry Jones,
he's if you're Dak Prescott or Michael Parsons, you know
how to play the game, right is the easiest game
to play. Jerry's already crossed the rubicon, So just be
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patient and you know that Jerry Jones, it's like Lady
Gaga's poker face but out of tune. Jerry's got a
bad poker face. And eventually he's going to caven. He's
going to give you what you want. It is going
to happen. And this era of Cowboy football has been
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defined by suck in big games. That's the Cowboys and
Jerry Jones keeps pouring gasoline over the flame. Gasoline over
the flame. This entire era of Cowboy football has been
contaminated with toxic play in big moments. And yet you
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are rewarding bad behavior and you can't let Ceedee Lamb
Leef said the low information Cowboy fan. Why not you
can lose against the Green Bay Packers on wild Card
weekend with some other Jabbroni playing wide receiver. All right, now,
last word here, if you look around the Cowboy roster,
they did bumpcus bumpcus to improve the team this offseason
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as far as players from the outside come in. So
now that Seedee Lamb has agreed to a contract, these
streets are talking around the Dallas Metroplex there and they're
indicating that there is more help on the way. Why
and that would be a running back in the news
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and we'll see how this goes down. But the news
on Monday night is that the Cowboys flew in Dalvin Cook,
remember him, just to be good with the Vikings. Dalvin Cook?
Does he make sense for the Cowboys as he was
meeting on Monday, assume the meetings will continue early on Tuesday.
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They had a little bit of a pow wow, probably
ate some barbecue and all that great Texas food there.
I don't know about text Max. I don't like text Mex.
But the barbecue's good and hang out there. So does
it make sense? No, of course it doesn't make sense.
That's why the Cowboys like they've already signed mister Cook
to a contract. There's a reason that Dalvin Cook was
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still available as we head into late August, because the
Cook is cooked. That would be why he was absolute
garbage with the Jets and he's stunk and high heaven
with the Ravens. It is kind of amusing. I hope
you like me. When you see these reports coming out
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from the NFL insiders, you can tell who's on the take,
who's in the can with the agents. Like some of
these announcements, like Dalvin Cook meeting with the cowboys. It's
like it was written by the agent. It's solid. They
don't even try to hide it. They used to try
to hide it. They used to try to pretend like, oh, no,
we don't do that. I'm neutral. I get information from agents,
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but I'm not going to republish the nonsense with my
knee pads on for Dalvin Cook, who's been washed and
the vikings. The last year is in Minnesota. This is
one the nerds got right that Dalvin Cook had reached
the threshold too many touches, the point of diminishing returns,
and that's exactly what happened last year. But all you
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have to do is send out a sizzle reel if
him working out, and all of a sudden, everyone gets
all horny again. They're like, oh, Dalvin cooks back because
he he can bench press a bunch of wait, congratulations.
The jocksniffers will say, if you ignore your lying eyes,
that he's really good. He's a great running back. Yeah,
look at that cowboy running back room. On one side,
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you've got Zeke Elliott. On the other side you conceivably
will have Dalvin Cook. And if only you had that
DeLorean and you could go back to the year twenty nineteen.
That would be an iconic backfield. You seem running back
room Dalvin Cook circa twenty nineteen, twenty twenty and Zeke
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Elliott circa twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen. But at
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Speaker 1 (15:46):
Everyone's getting paid, everyone, even the cowboy. They almost made it,
they almost did it. They screwed up. Bad job. By then,
I gotta I wish I worked for Jerry Jones. They'd
throw money at me. Late night drug tester says there
is no way Jerry Jones poker face could collapse unless
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all the plastic surgery and skin tightening procedures were done
south of the border. Then yeah, there's a chance. Clearly.
See Terry in England right since says you have to
love a Jerry spends money on losing story. Bend Dakota
will be next. He will be next, says our friend
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Terry in England. The forty nine er fan Robin Vegas
says a poker face monologue, huh, thank you, Benjamin, just.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Another day and another grind. I wouldn't want to have
it any other kind of way. F the cowgirls see
Jay from the airport in DC, writes in He says,
as he's up with us late overnight. I don't really
give Philly fans much credit because they are vile and
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in just a brutal fan base. But he then talked
about yesterday's Phillies versus Astro's game.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Would have made you proud. He says they booed al
touve or, as we call him, alboub louder than anyone
I've heard. Then boo. We know that list is extensive.
I didn't see that, CJ. But good job by the
Philadelphia fan, which has mastered the art of the boo.
Good job by them. Let's see who else do you have?
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Page down? Chet in La gave us a non secuator.
He said, one time he was at Tito's Tacos, a
famous taco spot here in southern California. Says a tourist
asked an older a Mexican lady if the food is good,
and she said yes, if you like American food. Yeah,
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no one. No one's claiming you're going to get that
if you go to like, you know, deep into Mexico.
But it's it's good. I don't. I don't even know.
They outpriced me. Man, it's like seven dollars at taco
or something like that. I'm out. A Bagel boy says
Big Ben, you are preaching on this malar monologue. Bagel
Boy approved. Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady Rose fan
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writes in says death taxes and Jerry Jones caving The
only thing yet to be determined is if this signing
is enough to snuff out Cowboy Dan out to call
up and celebrate the Cowboys' victory. Cowboys, I don't see
Cowboy Dan. I can tell you when we'll get Cowboy Dan.
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I'm gonna look into my crystal ball here. I'll tell
you when we're gonna get Cowboy Dan. We're gonna get
a cowboy Dan will be on the exact date, and
that would be on September eighth. It's a week from
this Sunday, September eighth. Cowboys play the Browns in Northern
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Ohio and they should win that game. And so then
Cowboy Dan will call up and take about and how
about them Cowboys? And everyone will roll their eyes and
puke in their mouth. The NFL, the NFL season will
be back. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Is Lorena a Cowboy fan?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He's wearing cowboy colors. Eddy, She's got the cowboy and
I must.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Stay strong through the season because I realize we have
a lot of haters.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yes, yes, Should we do cowboy trivia for a thousand
for Lorena? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Cowboy trivia? All right, let's see here, no cheating Lorena
don't cheat here. Who's the who's the course should be easy?
The quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yes, stop it. I know his name.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I swear she knows his name. I know he's good.
I thought i'd got right. That's right. Look at that?
All right? Now, who's the this is gonna be? There's
no chance you got in a thousand? Who's the head
coach of the Dallas Cowboy She's looking to coop answer.
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She looked over to her right, the coop to give
her the end, try to whisper, trying to whisper to her.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And he didn't have any in his.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
All right, No, but hold on, okay, go ahead, and
it's Cowboys for a thousand playing Oh nobody. It's Tom Landry.
So that's right. You knew exactly right to coach her.
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It's not Tom.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's a good day.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
He's still dead from before you were born. Yeah, but
when I was a kid, it was Tom land anymore,
he's dead.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Is there any other questions you want to ask me?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Who who was the quarterback that won the Super Bowls
in the nineties.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
That's the guy who I had the jersey of.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Jersey of him. And you don't even you know, is
it Hayden? Yes, Peyton Manning was very big in Dallas.
He was very popular. I think that's right. Who was
I named the running back the stop it she's dead
stop rusher in NFL history for the Dallas Cowboys. Come
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on going, let's see here.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
They can't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
That's Bo Jackson. That's right, Bo Jackson, you get that right.
Good job, You're amazing, unbelievable here. Who would do better?
Mars marcel Or Larina at calbourner back from the nineties.
Troy Aikman, thank you, Oh my god. Who is the
owner of the Dallas Cowboys. We talk about him like
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almost every single day.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
He say his name, doesn't mean to know who it is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
She's not listening his talk radio and she's not get
paid to listen.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
His initials are Jay and.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Jay, Jimmy Jones.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's right, it's actually Jimmy John's. The sandwich place, it's
Jimmy John's. They have sandwiches there. The smells are free,
by the way, it's amazing, just like the cowboy locker room.
The smells.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I think mid season we should test her again and
see if she's progressed.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, clearly, that's how he earned the money to buy
the team sandwiches. He sold sandwiches Jimmy Johnson. That's right.
A lot of people don't know that. They think it
was all oil, you know, get him some glory hole
and all that. Casey Carr Holler says, Jerry softens his
stance after after the gloryhole. Supermarket that's an oil term,
by the way, it's an old oil term. In the
Ranger from back in Oklahoma. Super Market Steve says, I'm
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not sure if Jerry Jones jeron Zone's fault that they
didn't sign Cede Lamb four months ago. Just like dancing
contracts take two to tango, and CD seemed determined to
sign after Jefferson. So that Supermarket Steve suck up to
Jerry Jones getting down on it, you know, his knees
there for Jerry. Way to go, Supermarket, Steve, way to go.
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Outstanding effort by you. It's embarrassing, shame on you. Rick said,
as yeah, you got to come to the Garlic Festival
in Los Banos, uh this weekend. Bring Eddie. Don't be scared.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I've been to Los Banos.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I have not.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
They have really nice bathrooms there.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I used to go to the garlic festival for years? Well,
I mean yeah, three years. I think I went to
the garlic but that was Gilroy, A right, Gilroy. But
they moved It was a shooting that took place or
something like that, so they moved it out of there. Right.
I thought it was in Fresno. Is this something? Is
this a different like rival garlic festival that I don't
know about? I don't know either, HM to look into that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Los Banos is closer to Gilroy than Fresno is maybe,
is it?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah? Is there a lot going on there?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
The garlic festival.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's it. That's the that's the big event. Okay, that's
all there is. Well, tell me more, you get it.
You can't just say have plans. I'm a very busy person,
is you know. I can't just stop my life and
try it. I'm not that I don't love garlic. Roasted
garlic is the way to go, all right? Anyway, it
is the Ben Malor Show. We'll take some calls and
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also the the gang is all here. The gang is
all here. But right now let's get you cut up
on everything going on in the overnight and we say
hello to Auquaman, Eddie Garcy. That water is chef's kiss, Eddie.
I've been here all day. I had I had a
meeting in La so I over down a little bit
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away from here, so i'd rather than drive back to
the north Woods. I just stayed been here all day.
How fun for you? Oh it's so good, so exciting.
I saw Bullball on the radio. I haven't seen him
in the Wow, I love ball close n I got
a TV show and I can't be fat.
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You know that's true. I got to look, got to
look good. That's why everyone's tuning in to see those clearly, yes,
good looks.
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All about that sex appeal, that's right.
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Not a doubleheader.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
But the Blue Jays and Red Sox well, they completed
a suspended game.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Great effort by the Socks. There wait to compete boys
Toronto four.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
One in that one, and then they played the originally
scheduled game.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Had that go, the Resx must have won that game
both they lost both games. The lost both games.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
They did.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
The parties all over.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So those two losses by Boston dropped some five back
of Minnesota in the AL wildcard race.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Good Bye, it's all over. It's Alex Corr got paid
and the Red Sox got played. They signed him to
an extension and that's the point of demarcation when the
Red Sox started crumbling. Right after he got that extension.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Padres beat the Cardinals seven to four San Diego, the
number two wildcard team in the end of their four
back of idle LA and that NL West race WNBA.
We did have the fever and Caitlin Clark posting a
victory over the Dream eighty four two seventy nine, and
we go back to the NFL for an outdated reference.
What you talking about Willis?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Did you see that's Andres dog Willis who doesn't mark?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, there's another will Is. The Titans traded quarterback Malik
Willis him.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, oh he was.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He goes to the Packers for his seventh round pick.
He was a third round pick of Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
They started with games in twenty twenty two, and he was.
He looked like he had never played football before. He
like he won a contest.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Sixty sixth career NFL passes, no touchdowns, three interceptions.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
He's trying though, you know he's trying. He's not working
out for him and somebody wanted him. Yeah, how bad
must the Packers backup quarterbacks have been like, oh, well,
this guy and he was a third round pick and
the Packers traded a seventh round pick to get him. Accurate,
how do you turn a third round pick into a
seventh round pick? I don't know, asked the Titans. They
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a fun fact. I have a fun fact, then.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Mather fun fact.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Chicago White Sox, who have already been eliminated. They lost
their one hundred and first game of the season, so congratulations.
They're thirty one and one hundred and one the Chicago
White Sox this season thirty one wins. They also have
thirty one blown saves, so congratulations to the Chicago White Sox.
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Thirty one blown saves and thirty one wins. Tremendous, tremendous cramtics.
Let's go to the phones. We'll say hello to the
Hostess with the Mostess. Back when she lived in Minnesota,
she was a regular show contributor. She put together the
Mather Meet and Greet at the Mermaid where legends like
Hollering James showed up, been Eke and roseil Minnesota and
we were women Viking legend Tommy Kramer. She got married,
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it was a faux radio marriage to Doc Mike, and
then she moved to Colorado and we hardly hear from
her anymore, but we still love her. Regina spin Cycle Regina, Hello, Regina.
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Hello, he then then I miss you. How are you?
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I know it's been.
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Call in and give my two cents because you're cooking
up horny jopers.
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Is that what I heard?
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Yes, Yes, that's exactly what we're doing here all night,
horny jock sniffers. That's what we specialize in. So are
you working the dreaded day shift? Regina? Is that what
you're doing in Colorado? Is that what's going on? I am?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
I'm doing time in homecare right now.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh no, easy, But.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
I'm just I'm just I'm getting over my butt hurt
about being sold out to Vegas as opposed to being
hostess of almostes in Colorado. But that's okay because I
heard it was a amazing I heard you had a
glorious time out there.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, we had a great time. It was it was,
it was wonderful. And the whole of the whole event
we had. We had a guy drinking mouth washed right
out of the bottle, Mike from Vegas. And there was
big stars what's that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, surf for
Todd the comedian was there. Of course did not make
it the one in Minnesota, but he was at the
(29:24):
one in Vegas, and and it was. It was one
of that special menu right. It was great.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
We all had food dishes named after us. Yeah, drinks it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
I'm I'm calling to invite you to twenty fives Meet
and great possibly over at the Gaylord Resort. The Dealer
Pacific is going to be opening on May first, and
I'm hoping to be the events coronator, and I want
to officially invite you to possibly do San Diego.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh, San Diego, definitely, we could do San Diego. That's
a no brainer. San Diego. Perfect. It's a short drive,
relatively short drive. But yeah, by the time, by the
time you fly to these places, driving is just quicker
and a lot of times, well that's excess. So you
might be in San Diego. Regina's since spin cycle. Regina
and Soco good happy, Yes, all right, we'll keep us posted. Regina.
(30:17):
It's great to hear your voice. I hope everything's going
well for.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
You and you and it's great to hear you too.
I got to talk to Koopy Coop. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, thank you, all right, bye bye, there you go.
Regina can host us at a big event there in
San Diego. That sounds fine, That sounds like a good
time right down for that. What could you not like? Well,
the gang is all there where. That would be the NFL.
There was some debate whether or not the NFL was
(30:48):
going to get rid of the chain Gang, but they
are going to be back. The NFL decided they will
not not be using the big Tech Salute. They tested
it out in the exhibition season of the NFL determined that
it's not ready. They will not use the electronics system
to measure first downwns during the upcoming regular season. This year.
(31:13):
We are told that there is more beta testing that
needs to be done. They already tested a bunch of
it during the preseason, but I guess it didn't come
back with flying colors, so it could that's a weasel word,
could be used during the regular season as soon as
twenty twenty five. Of course, the plan has been to
go to the big tech on the chain gang, but
(31:36):
then use the old, the middle aged, older gentlemen that
are on the chain gang as a backup in case
the technology falls apart. Let's go to Well, say hello
to Keg Drinking Steve, who I think would be okay
on a chain gang. Hello, Keg Drinking Steve.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Oh man, we got a baseball team, man, this thing
called baseball. This guy they win. He's gonna hit. He's
gonna hit four hundred. Man. Wow, watch out for this
Watch out for this guy. He's pretty he's pretty good man.
He might win the MVP over Aaron Aaron Goods. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uh? Yeah, if he gets traded to the Yankees, who
win the MVP award over Aaron Judge. Other than that,
you're not gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Okay, Well, listen, listen here I can't figure you out.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Man, you well, let me, let me, let me help
you out. What do you need? I got my own
Mala Rosetta stone. What do you need? I'll help you out.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
No, I can't figure you out. You should love what
Jerry Jones you're always hating on Jerry the Ringmaster, the
mastermind of the number one rated TV show and the
NFL the Chiefs are number two. But he's gonna buy
you a new house, a new car. He's gonna fill
(32:54):
up the phone lines. He's gonna make those tweets saying
every night. You should you should be worshiping at this
man's feat for the things that he is doing for
for football. The biggest, the biggest bs is that he's
got the money. He's got the cap money. He's got
(33:14):
one hundred and sixty million dollars of cap money in
twenty twenty six. He's gotta pay Dak anything he wants.
Dak has no trade cause he has a no franchise tag.
You should be encouraging him. This is gonna be the
biggest car fire, a seventeen car pile up we've ever seen.
And I'm gonna love every every second of it. This
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guy is a hero. This guy is an American hero.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
American hero. Jerry Jones.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Fout the Niners. It'll be easier for us to win
the Super Bowl. I love, I love what the Cowboys
are doing.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All right, well listen, you've opened my eyes here. I
should doubt I know, all right, Kanye, Yes, you.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Should buy the Kanye's house in Malibu. That's a dumb now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I mean yes, all right, all right, you're very excited
here about Jerry Jones and his incompetence, his malfeasans is
the Cowboys GM and owner. But thank you. I must
move on. It's not you. It's a clock situation. Otherwise
we just leave you on, and my god, that would
be so amazing. Time now for the who Am I? Game?
There is a flock of rookie quarterbacks who are going
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to start. In fact, everyone except JJ McCarthy was draft
in the first round and at this point Drake May,
although it could still end up being Drake May as
Patriots haven't named a Week one starter yet, but all
the other first round quarterbacks are going to start to
begin the year, Bo Nicks and all the rest. So
a lot of hype for Caleb Williams in Chicago. However,
(34:48):
I was the last rookie to finish in the top
five among quarterbacks in Fantasy points per game. Again, we'll
go by that that statistic. A lot of hype around
Caleb boy there in the Windy City. However, I was
the last rookie to finish in the top five among
quarterbacks in fantasy points per game. Who Am I the answer?
(35:08):
We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
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And here's your who am I game? A lot of
hype out of the Windy City for Caleb Williams, the
number one over of the Chicago football team. However, I
was the last rookie to finish in the top five
among quarterbacks. When it comes to fantasy points per game,
that is the question. Who am I? What is the answer?
(36:11):
And let's see does anyone know the answer? Cowboy Killer
says it has to be Shane Flacco or Falco Rather,
who else do we have? Abdullah the Butcher from rob
in Vegas, great name booth, bondser from mister nice Guy,
Sam Rosan, the soon to be retired NHL voice of
the New York Rangers. A note card from King Rory,
(36:33):
Aaron Paul who is forty five today from the Late
night drug tester Art Puffin going with legend Neil Lomax
of the Cardinals the old Saint Louis Cardinals, and he
played with the Cardinals when they were the Phoenix Cardinals.
I know that because I was a kid and my
parents took me to Flagstaff, Arizona, and the Cardinals were
having training camp there. Who else you have? Terry in
(36:53):
England says is it a fake? Cowboy Fan? Andy from
Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says, why even underpassing Fergdog says Cowboy
super fan Lorae is the correct answer. Johnny Manzel from
the Texas Trucker, Joe Burrow from Jeff in Tulsa, Fozzy
Whittaker guests by Mickey, that's his answer. And Chet wants
(37:20):
you to know his fun fact is his birthday is
August thirty first. That's the fun factors. No official holidays.
August the only month with no official holidays. I forty
Ian says Natalie Portman always finishes in his top five
when it comes to fantasy. Who else do we have?
Page down Mookie Blaylock from Far Out, Dave Big Lou
(37:42):
He's on number two in the LBC. He's going with
the Pillsbury Throwboy, the iconic late Jared Lorenzen, the hefty
Lefty May he rest in peace, Barbecuing Len going with
Arch Sleister bet On it Ben ben On and he
says courtesy. Flusher says General Booty is the correct answer.
Fun fact. I did one high school football game a
(38:04):
couple of years ago with Gagon. The quarterback was General Booty.
I swear I'm not making that up.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It was a for local cable TV. Here it was
Fox Sports West, I think it was called at the time,
and General Booty was the quarterback. He's got the cleanest
ass a boy. That's that's some nice booty. Uh. Robbie
the Mariner fan going with Kyler Murray is his answer.
Matt the Warrior Raider fan says Russell Wilson sid vicious
from Donkey Sausage. His answer rest in piece there, jose
(38:34):
F al Touve from Shane Right, what say you? It's
not Brian Hoyer guessed by the Casey Carr Haller. Well,
it was not Neil Lomax that you mentioned. It's a
different Phoenix Cardinals quarterback. It was with two ms. Tim Rosenbaugh,
remember him Washington State Correct? Yes, that is incorrect though.
Eddie the correct answer man who just got fired from
(38:55):
his TV job r G three for the old Washington
Redskins way back in twenty twelve. How was a child
in twenty twelve? That was so long ago? A little
baby back then? My god,
Here we go. Welcome, it's our nu burn as we
blabber on and on, it's our one of the original
recipe podcasts. We're here all day long. We were up
all night providing you with fresh pod. So in hour one,
it's all about a Lamb ceed Lamb the wide receiver
(00:24):
getting one hundred and thirty six million dollars of Jerry
Jones money. What's your verdict on this new mega deal
in Dallas? Also, how much does the Cede Lamb contract
change things for Dakota Prescott and Micah Parsons. Also does
running back Dalvin Cook make any sense for the Cowboys?
(00:45):
We'll get to all of that and much more right now,
give it up for our old friend, our number one.
Some say CDs is dated technology, but the cow always
paying top dollar for a CD. Welcome. In the beginning
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I lead this hour from Jerry's world. The ongoing soap
opera has taken a plot twist. Here after months and
months and months of nothing other than chatter, we've got movement.
(02:18):
The eagle has landed or in this case, the cowboy
is back in the saddle again. I assume you've heard
by now, but perhaps you live in a bubble and
you don't have radio reception or Wi Fi. You've been
out of the loop, d loop. You might have missed it.
The Cowboys. That's a football team in Dallas, and they
(02:39):
have agreed to terms with wide receiver C. D. Lamb.
I'm more of a streaming guy, but ceedee Lamb agrees
to terms here ends his holdout. He agrees to a
four year contract for one hundred and thirty six million
dead presidents. The deal the second highest ever paid to
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a non quarterback in NFL history, a certain wide out
who enjoys the land of ten thousand lakes there in
Minnesota making more. But the deal for cd Lamb includes
thirty eight million right away, boom done, pay off all
your expenses, thirty eight million signing bonus after taxes. That's
(03:24):
about fifty bucks. But then also the largest amount ever
given to a wide receiver in terms of the guaranteed money,
one hundred million dollars guaranteed for ce D Lamb as
he is locked up, but only for the next four years,
(03:44):
and they'll start dissecting the contract and breaking it all apart.
But let us discuss the question wide receiver CD Lamb
getting one hundred and thirty six million of Jerry Jones money.
What is your verdict on this mega, mega mega deal.
So I've got confectionery, Lady Gaga and Glorean and we
(04:09):
will combine all of these things.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Together and we are gonna.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Close the front doors. What we're gonna do so a
the Malor report card. Let's not waste any time here,
no dilly dowlling. We go right to the Malle report card,
which is the report card record on Ceedee Lamb getting
the big money, big money, big money, big money from
the cowboys, no whammy. The cowboys on the mall report
card get and I want to be clear, they get
(04:34):
an F. All right, they get an F. Now ceedee Lamb,
it takes two to tango. He gets an A plus
plus plus. So cowboys get an F. Ceedee Lamb gets
a plus plus plus. The better story is in the
loser's locker room or in this case, the loser's owner's suite.
(04:57):
What do you do? Jerry Jones makes it so easy,
He makes it so easy to dog pile on top. Seriously,
what the heck? What kind of crack are you smoking?
I don't understand if this was your intention, and we
assume it was. I tried to give the benefit of
(05:19):
the doubt to Jerry Jones. But if this was always
the plan, what on God's green earth were you thinking?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You ran a marathon, you got twenty six miles into
the marathon, and then you faded when you only had
to go the final point two miles to close the
marathon out. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night, bye
bye man. You were so close. I was gonna give
(05:49):
Jerry Jones a little puffy sticker if he had made
it to the regular season without pay. But instead, no, yeah,
you don't get that. Instead went down to the confectionery
and he served up the pineapple doll whip, which is delicious.
It is, of course, a classic soft serve, classic soft
(06:11):
serve from Jerry Jones. Here more football malpractice for the
Dallas Cowboys. If again, let me repeat for those who
in the back of the room a little slow. If
your goal was to sign Ceedee Lamb to a big extension,
if that was the end game that you were trying
to get to, you could have should have would have
(06:32):
signed him, I don't know, four months ago, right, four
months ago before everyone got paid at the wide receiver position,
you would have gotten the player. You would have paid
less for the player, and he would have been at
training camp, whatever that's worth. But instead you twiddled your thumbs.
(06:54):
You put up this false front of bravado that things
were going to be different, and the perception was that
Jerry Jones had finally had enough one too many suck
bag performances by the Dallas Cowboys in a big game,
and finally Jerry was gonna hold this team accountable. The
star players on this team accountable. He wasn't gonna came
(07:17):
in and he said, I like Ceedee Lamb as a player,
but listen, not good enough, Dak Prescott, not good enough,
Michah Parsons, do better, be better. And instead, when push
came to shove, Jerry jenuflected and said, okay, I'll pay.
I'll give you the most money guaranteed I can give you.
(07:38):
Right there, we're gonna set some kind of new record.
And so that's where we are. And for Ceedee Lamb
on the other side, this is like that old slogan
from Maxwell Coffee back of the day. It's good to
the last drop. He gets to skip camp. He didn't
have to worry about all that nonsense going to Oxnard
where the hotel's on fire, doesn't have to worry about
that shows up, pass, go and collect the eventually one
(08:03):
hundred million dollars guaranteed. All right now, page two. Now
that Jerry Jones has dusted off the old wallet, gone
down and gotten some petty cash out for CD LAMB.
Now that that's done, how does the CD LAMB deal
change things, if at all, for Dak Prescott and Micah Parsons.
(08:26):
So the early reports, if you telling you what we're hearing.
The early reports are that doesn't change anything. The Cowboys
are not anywhere close to a deal on a Dak
Prescott contract extension or Micah Parsons. I doubt believe it.
I doubt. I would be stunned if Dak doesn't get
a new contract by the time they kick off, because
(08:47):
if your point was to hold everyone accountable, then you
wouldn't have paid CD Lamb. You paid him, So why
not just paid Dak pro everyone gets paid. Go out
there and your nake down your leg again in a
big game, and I have no I'm not a cowboy guy.
I sit as a neutral arbiter on the side, and
I point my finger and I laugh at the Cowboys.
(09:10):
I laugh at the lack of big game pedigree from
Dak Prescott and the rest of these clowns. And Jerry Jones.
I thought, well, maybe, just maybe Jerry would again change
his ways. But no, no, no, no, no, no, Jerry Jones,
he's if you're Dak Prescott or Michael Parsons, you know
how to play the game, right is the easiest game
to play. Jerry's already crossed the rubicon, So just be
(09:34):
patient and you know that Jerry Jones, it's like Lady
Gaga's poker face but out of tune. Jerry's got a
bad poker face. And eventually he's going to caven. He's
going to give you what you want. It is going
to happen. And this era of Cowboy football has been
(09:56):
defined by suck in big games. That's the Cowboys and
Jerry Jones keeps pouring gasoline over the flame. Gasoline over
the flame. This entire era of Cowboy football has been
contaminated with toxic play in big moments. And yet you
(10:19):
are rewarding bad behavior and you can't let Ceedee Lamb
Leef said the low information Cowboy fan. Why not you
can lose against the Green Bay Packers on wild Card
weekend with some other Jabbroni playing wide receiver. All right, now,
last word here, if you look around the Cowboy roster,
they did bumpcus bumpcus to improve the team this offseason
(10:43):
as far as players from the outside come in. So
now that Seedee Lamb has agreed to a contract, these
streets are talking around the Dallas Metroplex there and they're
indicating that there is more help on the way. Why
and that would be a running back in the news
(11:04):
and we'll see how this goes down. But the news
on Monday night is that the Cowboys flew in Dalvin Cook,
remember him, just to be good with the Vikings. Dalvin Cook?
Does he make sense for the Cowboys as he was
meeting on Monday, assume the meetings will continue early on Tuesday.
(11:27):
They had a little bit of a pow wow, probably
ate some barbecue and all that great Texas food there.
I don't know about text Max. I don't like text Mex.
But the barbecue's good and hang out there. So does
it make sense? No, of course it doesn't make sense.
That's why the Cowboys like they've already signed mister Cook
to a contract. There's a reason that Dalvin Cook was
(11:50):
still available as we head into late August, because the
Cook is cooked. That would be why he was absolute
garbage with the Jets and he's stunk and high heaven
with the Ravens. It is kind of amusing. I hope
you like me. When you see these reports coming out
(12:11):
from the NFL insiders, you can tell who's on the take,
who's in the can with the agents. Like some of
these announcements, like Dalvin Cook meeting with the cowboys. It's
like it was written by the agent. It's solid. They
don't even try to hide it. They used to try
to hide it. They used to try to pretend like, oh, no,
we don't do that. I'm neutral. I get information from agents,
(12:35):
but I'm not going to republish the nonsense with my
knee pads on for Dalvin Cook, who's been washed and
the vikings. The last year is in Minnesota. This is
one the nerds got right that Dalvin Cook had reached
the threshold too many touches, the point of diminishing returns,
and that's exactly what happened last year. But all you
(12:58):
have to do is send out a sizzle reel if
him working out, and all of a sudden, everyone gets
all horny again. They're like, oh, Dalvin cooks back because
he he can bench press a bunch of wait, congratulations.
The jocksniffers will say, if you ignore your lying eyes,
that he's really good. He's a great running back. Yeah,
look at that cowboy running back room. On one side,
(13:20):
you've got Zeke Elliott. On the other side you conceivably
will have Dalvin Cook. And if only you had that
DeLorean and you could go back to the year twenty nineteen.
That would be an iconic backfield. You seem running back
room Dalvin Cook circa twenty nineteen, twenty twenty and Zeke
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Elliott circa twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, twenty eighteen. But at
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Speaker 1 (15:46):
Everyone's getting paid, everyone, even the cowboy. They almost made it,
they almost did it. They screwed up. Bad job. By then,
I gotta I wish I worked for Jerry Jones. They'd
throw money at me. Late night drug tester says there
is no way Jerry Jones poker face could collapse unless
(16:07):
all the plastic surgery and skin tightening procedures were done
south of the border. Then yeah, there's a chance. Clearly.
See Terry in England right since says you have to
love a Jerry spends money on losing story. Bend Dakota
will be next. He will be next, says our friend
(16:30):
Terry in England. The forty nine er fan Robin Vegas
says a poker face monologue, huh, thank you, Benjamin, just.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Another day and another grind. I wouldn't want to have
it any other kind of way. F the cowgirls see
Jay from the airport in DC, writes in He says,
as he's up with us late overnight. I don't really
give Philly fans much credit because they are vile and
(16:58):
in just a brutal fan base. But he then talked
about yesterday's Phillies versus Astro's game.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Would have made you proud. He says they booed al
touve or, as we call him, alboub louder than anyone
I've heard. Then boo. We know that list is extensive.
I didn't see that, CJ. But good job by the
Philadelphia fan, which has mastered the art of the boo.
Good job by them. Let's see who else do you have?
(17:27):
Page down? Chet in La gave us a non secuator.
He said, one time he was at Tito's Tacos, a
famous taco spot here in southern California. Says a tourist
asked an older a Mexican lady if the food is good,
and she said yes, if you like American food. Yeah,
(17:48):
no one. No one's claiming you're going to get that
if you go to like, you know, deep into Mexico.
But it's it's good. I don't. I don't even know.
They outpriced me. Man, it's like seven dollars at taco
or something like that. I'm out. A Bagel boy says
Big Ben, you are preaching on this malar monologue. Bagel
Boy approved. Matt the Warrior Raider Tom Brady Rose fan
(18:10):
writes in says death taxes and Jerry Jones caving The
only thing yet to be determined is if this signing
is enough to snuff out Cowboy Dan out to call
up and celebrate the Cowboys' victory. Cowboys, I don't see
Cowboy Dan. I can tell you when we'll get Cowboy Dan.
(18:34):
I'm gonna look into my crystal ball here. I'll tell
you when we're gonna get Cowboy Dan. We're gonna get
a cowboy Dan will be on the exact date, and
that would be on September eighth. It's a week from
this Sunday, September eighth. Cowboys play the Browns in Northern
(18:55):
Ohio and they should win that game. And so then
Cowboy Dan will call up and take about and how
about them Cowboys? And everyone will roll their eyes and
puke in their mouth. The NFL, the NFL season will
be back. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Is Lorena a Cowboy fan?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
He's wearing cowboy colors. Eddy, She's got the cowboy and
I must.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
Stay strong through the season because I realize we have
a lot of haters.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yes, yes, Should we do cowboy trivia for a thousand
for Lorena? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Cowboy trivia? All right, let's see here, no cheating Lorena
don't cheat here. Who's the who's the course should be easy?
The quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
Yes, stop it. I know his name.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I swear she knows his name. I know he's good.
I thought i'd got right. That's right. Look at that?
All right? Now, who's the this is gonna be? There's
no chance you got in a thousand? Who's the head
coach of the Dallas Cowboy She's looking to coop answer.
(20:09):
She looked over to her right, the coop to give
her the end, try to whisper, trying to whisper to her.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
And he didn't have any in his.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
All right, No, but hold on, okay, go ahead, and
it's Cowboys for a thousand playing Oh nobody. It's Tom Landry.
So that's right. You knew exactly right to coach her.
(20:35):
It's not Tom.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
It's a good day.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
He's still dead from before you were born. Yeah, but
when I was a kid, it was Tom land anymore,
he's dead.
Speaker 8 (20:46):
Is there any other questions you want to ask me?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Who who was the quarterback that won the Super Bowls
in the nineties.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
That's the guy who I had the jersey of.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Jersey of him. And you don't even you know, is
it Hayden? Yes, Peyton Manning was very big in Dallas.
He was very popular. I think that's right. Who was
I named the running back the stop it she's dead
stop rusher in NFL history for the Dallas Cowboys. Come
(21:21):
on going, let's see here.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
They can't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
That's Bo Jackson. That's right, Bo Jackson, you get that right.
Good job, You're amazing, unbelievable here. Who would do better?
Mars marcel Or Larina at calbourner back from the nineties.
Troy Aikman, thank you, Oh my god. Who is the
owner of the Dallas Cowboys. We talk about him like
(21:43):
almost every single day.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
He say his name, doesn't mean to know who it is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
She's not listening his talk radio and she's not get
paid to listen.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
His initials are Jay and.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Jay, Jimmy Jones.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's right, it's actually Jimmy John's. The sandwich place, it's
Jimmy John's. They have sandwiches there. The smells are free,
by the way, it's amazing, just like the cowboy locker room.
The smells.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I think mid season we should test her again and
see if she's progressed.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, clearly, that's how he earned the money to buy
the team sandwiches. He sold sandwiches Jimmy Johnson. That's right.
A lot of people don't know that. They think it
was all oil, you know, get him some glory hole
and all that. Casey Carr Holler says, Jerry softens his
stance after after the gloryhole. Supermarket that's an oil term,
by the way, it's an old oil term. In the
Ranger from back in Oklahoma. Super Market Steve says, I'm
(22:32):
not sure if Jerry Jones jeron Zone's fault that they
didn't sign Cede Lamb four months ago. Just like dancing
contracts take two to tango, and CD seemed determined to
sign after Jefferson. So that Supermarket Steve suck up to
Jerry Jones getting down on it, you know, his knees
there for Jerry. Way to go, Supermarket, Steve, way to go.
(22:55):
Outstanding effort by you. It's embarrassing, shame on you. Rick said,
as yeah, you got to come to the Garlic Festival
in Los Banos, uh this weekend. Bring Eddie. Don't be scared.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I've been to Los Banos.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I have not.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
They have really nice bathrooms there.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I used to go to the garlic festival for years? Well,
I mean yeah, three years. I think I went to
the garlic but that was Gilroy, A right, Gilroy. But
they moved It was a shooting that took place or
something like that, so they moved it out of there. Right.
I thought it was in Fresno. Is this something? Is
this a different like rival garlic festival that I don't
know about? I don't know either, HM to look into that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Los Banos is closer to Gilroy than Fresno is maybe,
is it?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah? Is there a lot going on there?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
The garlic festival.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
That's it. That's the that's the big event. Okay, that's
all there is. Well, tell me more, you get it.
You can't just say have plans. I'm a very busy person,
is you know. I can't just stop my life and
try it. I'm not that I don't love garlic. Roasted
garlic is the way to go, all right? Anyway, it
is the Ben Malor Show. We'll take some calls and
(24:09):
also the the gang is all here. The gang is
all here. But right now let's get you cut up
on everything going on in the overnight and we say
hello to Auquaman, Eddie Garcy. That water is chef's kiss, Eddie.
I've been here all day. I had I had a
meeting in La so I over down a little bit
(24:32):
away from here, so i'd rather than drive back to
the north Woods. I just stayed been here all day.
How fun for you? Oh it's so good, so exciting.
I saw Bullball on the radio. I haven't seen him
in the Wow, I love ball close n I got
a TV show and I can't be fat.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
You know that's true. I got to look, got to
look good. That's why everyone's tuning in to see those clearly, yes,
good looks.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
All about that sex appeal, that's right.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Be sure to catch live edition. So the Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Not a doubleheader.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
But the Blue Jays and Red Sox well, they completed
a suspended game.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Great effort by the Socks. There wait to compete boys
Toronto four.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
One in that one, and then they played the originally
scheduled game.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Had that go, the Resx must have won that game
both they lost both games. The lost both games.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
They did.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
The parties all over.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
So those two losses by Boston dropped some five back
of Minnesota in the AL wildcard race.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Good Bye, it's all over. It's Alex Corr got paid
and the Red Sox got played. They signed him to
an extension and that's the point of demarcation when the
Red Sox started crumbling. Right after he got that extension.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Padres beat the Cardinals seven to four San Diego, the
number two wildcard team in the end of their four
back of idle LA and that NL West race WNBA.
We did have the fever and Caitlin Clark posting a
victory over the Dream eighty four two seventy nine, and
we go back to the NFL for an outdated reference.
What you talking about Willis?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Did you see that's Andres dog Willis who doesn't mark?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Well, there's another will Is. The Titans traded quarterback Malik
Willis him.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, oh he was.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
He goes to the Packers for his seventh round pick.
He was a third round pick of Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
They started with games in twenty twenty two, and he was.
He looked like he had never played football before. He
like he won a contest.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Sixty sixth career NFL passes, no touchdowns, three interceptions.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
He's trying though, you know he's trying. He's not working
out for him and somebody wanted him. Yeah, how bad
must the Packers backup quarterbacks have been like, oh, well,
this guy and he was a third round pick and
the Packers traded a seventh round pick to get him. Accurate,
how do you turn a third round pick into a
seventh round pick? I don't know, asked the Titans. They
(26:53):
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(27:16):
a fun fact. I have a fun fact, then.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Mather fun fact.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Chicago White Sox, who have already been eliminated. They lost
their one hundred and first game of the season, so congratulations.
They're thirty one and one hundred and one the Chicago
White Sox this season thirty one wins. They also have
thirty one blown saves, so congratulations to the Chicago White Sox.
(27:43):
Thirty one blown saves and thirty one wins. Tremendous, tremendous cramtics.
Let's go to the phones. We'll say hello to the
Hostess with the Mostess. Back when she lived in Minnesota,
she was a regular show contributor. She put together the
Mather Meet and Greet at the Mermaid where legends like
Hollering James showed up, been Eke and roseil Minnesota and
we were women Viking legend Tommy Kramer. She got married,
(28:07):
it was a faux radio marriage to Doc Mike, and
then she moved to Colorado and we hardly hear from
her anymore, but we still love her. Regina spin Cycle Regina, Hello, Regina.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Hello, he then then I miss you. How are you?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I know it's been.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Call in and give my two cents because you're cooking
up horny jopers.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Is that what I heard?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yes, Yes, that's exactly what we're doing here all night,
horny jock sniffers. That's what we specialize in. So are
you working the dreaded day shift? Regina? Is that what
you're doing in Colorado? Is that what's going on? I am?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
I'm doing time in homecare right now.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Oh no, easy, But.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
I'm just I'm just I'm getting over my butt hurt
about being sold out to Vegas as opposed to being
hostess of almostes in Colorado. But that's okay because I
heard it was a amazing I heard you had a
glorious time out there.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, we had a great time. It was it was,
it was wonderful. And the whole of the whole event
we had. We had a guy drinking mouth washed right
out of the bottle, Mike from Vegas. And there was
big stars what's that? Oh yeah, oh yeah, surf for
Todd the comedian was there. Of course did not make
it the one in Minnesota, but he was at the
(29:24):
one in Vegas, and and it was. It was one
of that special menu right. It was great.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
We all had food dishes named after us. Yeah, drinks it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
I'm I'm calling to invite you to twenty fives Meet
and great possibly over at the Gaylord Resort. The Dealer
Pacific is going to be opening on May first, and
I'm hoping to be the events coronator, and I want
to officially invite you to possibly do San Diego.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh, San Diego, definitely, we could do San Diego. That's
a no brainer. San Diego. Perfect. It's a short drive,
relatively short drive. But yeah, by the time, by the
time you fly to these places, driving is just quicker
and a lot of times, well that's excess. So you
might be in San Diego. Regina's since spin cycle. Regina
and Soco good happy, Yes, all right, we'll keep us posted. Regina.
(30:17):
It's great to hear your voice. I hope everything's going
well for.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
You and you and it's great to hear you too.
I got to talk to Koopy Coop. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, thank you, all right, bye bye, there you go.
Regina can host us at a big event there in
San Diego. That sounds fine, That sounds like a good
time right down for that. What could you not like? Well,
the gang is all there where. That would be the NFL.
There was some debate whether or not the NFL was
(30:48):
going to get rid of the chain Gang, but they
are going to be back. The NFL decided they will
not not be using the big Tech Salute. They tested
it out in the exhibition season of the NFL determined that
it's not ready. They will not use the electronics system
to measure first downwns during the upcoming regular season. This year.
(31:13):
We are told that there is more beta testing that
needs to be done. They already tested a bunch of
it during the preseason, but I guess it didn't come
back with flying colors, so it could that's a weasel word,
could be used during the regular season as soon as
twenty twenty five. Of course, the plan has been to
go to the big tech on the chain gang, but
(31:36):
then use the old, the middle aged, older gentlemen that
are on the chain gang as a backup in case
the technology falls apart. Let's go to Well, say hello
to Keg Drinking Steve, who I think would be okay
on a chain gang. Hello, Keg Drinking Steve.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Oh man, we got a baseball team, man, this thing
called baseball. This guy they win. He's gonna hit. He's
gonna hit four hundred. Man. Wow, watch out for this
Watch out for this guy. He's pretty he's pretty good man.
He might win the MVP over Aaron Aaron Goods. What
do you think about that?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Uh? Yeah, if he gets traded to the Yankees, who
win the MVP award over Aaron Judge. Other than that,
you're not gonna happen.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Okay, Well, listen, listen here I can't figure you out.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Man, you well, let me, let me, let me help
you out. What do you need? I got my own
Mala Rosetta stone. What do you need? I'll help you out.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
No, I can't figure you out. You should love what
Jerry Jones you're always hating on Jerry the Ringmaster, the
mastermind of the number one rated TV show and the
NFL the Chiefs are number two. But he's gonna buy
you a new house, a new car. He's gonna fill
(32:54):
up the phone lines. He's gonna make those tweets saying
every night. You should you should be worshiping at this
man's feat for the things that he is doing for
for football. The biggest, the biggest bs is that he's
got the money. He's got the cap money. He's got
(33:14):
one hundred and sixty million dollars of cap money in
twenty twenty six. He's gotta pay Dak anything he wants.
Dak has no trade cause he has a no franchise tag.
You should be encouraging him. This is gonna be the
biggest car fire, a seventeen car pile up we've ever seen.
And I'm gonna love every every second of it. This
(33:37):
guy is a hero. This guy is an American hero.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
American hero. Jerry Jones.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
Fout the Niners. It'll be easier for us to win
the Super Bowl. I love, I love what the Cowboys
are doing.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All right, well listen, you've opened my eyes here. I
should doubt I know, all right, Kanye, Yes, you.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Should buy the Kanye's house in Malibu. That's a dumb now, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I mean yes, all right, all right, you're very excited
here about Jerry Jones and his incompetence, his malfeasans is
the Cowboys GM and owner. But thank you. I must
move on. It's not you. It's a clock situation. Otherwise
we just leave you on, and my god, that would
be so amazing. Time now for the who Am I? Game?
There is a flock of rookie quarterbacks who are going
(34:24):
to start. In fact, everyone except JJ McCarthy was draft
in the first round and at this point Drake May,
although it could still end up being Drake May as
Patriots haven't named a Week one starter yet, but all
the other first round quarterbacks are going to start to
begin the year, Bo Nicks and all the rest. So
a lot of hype for Caleb Williams in Chicago. However,
(34:48):
I was the last rookie to finish in the top
five among quarterbacks in Fantasy points per game. Again, we'll
go by that that statistic. A lot of hype around
Caleb boy there in the Windy City. However, I was
the last rookie to finish in the top five among
quarterbacks in fantasy points per game. Who Am I the answer?
(35:08):
We'll get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
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(35:43):
tyrack dot com. Fox Sports Radio Studios, It's Ben Maller.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And here's your who am I game? A lot of
hype out of the Windy City for Caleb Williams, the
number one over of the Chicago football team. However, I
was the last rookie to finish in the top five
among quarterbacks. When it comes to fantasy points per game,
that is the question. Who am I? What is the answer?
(36:11):
And let's see does anyone know the answer? Cowboy Killer
says it has to be Shane Flacco or Falco Rather,
who else do we have? Abdullah the Butcher from rob
in Vegas, great name booth, bondser from mister nice Guy,
Sam Rosan, the soon to be retired NHL voice of
the New York Rangers. A note card from King Rory,
(36:33):
Aaron Paul who is forty five today from the Late
night drug tester Art Puffin going with legend Neil Lomax
of the Cardinals the old Saint Louis Cardinals, and he
played with the Cardinals when they were the Phoenix Cardinals.
I know that because I was a kid and my
parents took me to Flagstaff, Arizona, and the Cardinals were
having training camp there. Who else you have? Terry in
(36:53):
England says is it a fake? Cowboy Fan? Andy from
Lionel Lakes, Minnesota says, why even underpassing Fergdog says Cowboy
super fan Lorae is the correct answer. Johnny Manzel from
the Texas Trucker, Joe Burrow from Jeff in Tulsa, Fozzy
Whittaker guests by Mickey, that's his answer. And Chet wants
(37:20):
you to know his fun fact is his birthday is
August thirty first. That's the fun factors. No official holidays.
August the only month with no official holidays. I forty
Ian says Natalie Portman always finishes in his top five
when it comes to fantasy. Who else do we have?
Page down Mookie Blaylock from Far Out, Dave Big Lou
(37:42):
He's on number two in the LBC. He's going with
the Pillsbury Throwboy, the iconic late Jared Lorenzen, the hefty
Lefty May he rest in peace, Barbecuing Len going with
Arch Sleister bet On it Ben ben On and he
says courtesy. Flusher says General Booty is the correct answer.
Fun fact. I did one high school football game a
(38:04):
couple of years ago with Gagon. The quarterback was General Booty.
I swear I'm not making that up.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I did.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It was a for local cable TV. Here it was
Fox Sports West, I think it was called at the time,
and General Booty was the quarterback. He's got the cleanest
ass a boy. That's that's some nice booty. Uh. Robbie
the Mariner fan going with Kyler Murray is his answer.
Matt the Warrior Raider fan says Russell Wilson sid vicious
from Donkey Sausage. His answer rest in piece there, jose
(38:34):
F al Touve from Shane Right, what say you? It's
not Brian Hoyer guessed by the Casey Carr Haller. Well,
it was not Neil Lomax that you mentioned. It's a
different Phoenix Cardinals quarterback. It was with two ms. Tim Rosenbaugh,
remember him Washington State Correct? Yes, that is incorrect though.
Eddie the correct answer man who just got fired from
(38:55):
his TV job r G three for the old Washington
Redskins way back in twenty twelve. How was a child
in twenty twelve? That was so long ago? A little
baby back then? My god,
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