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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our numb bird three, which figures to be a
powder keg here and our three talking bass ball, A
couple of free agent pitchers from the off season twenty
twenty three into twenty twenty four having a public spat.
We have contradictory opinions on the work of agent Scott Morris.
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Are you on the side of Jordan Montgomery who ripped
him or Blake Snell who defended him? Also, where does
this Hobby Bayez injury leave the Tigers? He's out for
the rest of the summer? And who are the winners
and losers from Colorado Football? Banning a reporter from asking
questions to Dion Sanders over past personal attacks, we'll discuss
(00:52):
that story. There's a lot of layers to that cake,
and a whole lot more. Right now, it's our number three.
Keep my name out of your mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Welme come.
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and I leave this HOURI changing it up a little bit.
A lot of football, it's that time of the year,
but we'll go to baseball down the stretch. We come
in our lead from the National League West. Now, this
is not about the three horse race between the Doyters
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who did not play on Monday, the Diamondbacks, and the
Pod squad.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
It is not about that. This drama arama that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Makes for compelling sports talk radio involves an Arizona pitcher
and a San Francisco pitcher, contemporaries who have a bit
of a beef. So if you're a seaman, you might
know where I'm going with this, But maybe not. Maybe
you do not know where I'm going. Perhaps it's a
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pitcher named Jordan Mottgomery. You might know that name. He's
been around for a number of years. He's a left
handed starting pitcher. A couple months back, he fired his agent,
Scott Borse This after signing a one year, twenty five
million dollars deal with the Arizona baseball team, which was
much lower than he was supposed to get on the
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open market. Now, Montgomery did not just fire his agent
and keep his lips sealed.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
He said recently that his agent, now former agent, Scott
Boris quote kind of butchered his off season negotiations. Kind
of butchered, which is an understatement. Now in response, Bro,
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I ain't playing unless I get mine. I'm risking my life,
Bro Blake Snell, Blake Snell wrote in on a White
Horse to defend his agent.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
How dare you? Who do you think you are? Now?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You give me a long winded, full throated quote Blake Snell,
likely while playing video games on Twitch, but Snell said, quote,
it's just sad that he, meaning Montgomery, thinks that way
when I see Scott as a very honorable man. Close quote.
So that's the money quote. Let us discuss the question.
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You have a he said, he said, situation. You have
the picture for the Diamondbacks. Who says, listen, this Scott
Boris butchered the offseason.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Then you have Blake Bro. I ain't play less.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I get mon Bro saying, hey, wait a minute, this
is a very honorable man. So contradictory opinions on the
status of Scott Boris. Are you on the side of
Jordan Montgomery or are you on the side of Blake Snell.
So I've got George W. Bush, Thumb Drive, and gold Star,
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and we will combine all of these things together, and
we are gonna roll wherever we.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
End up, We'll find out.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
We'll end up together. Let's roll together, all right. So
first of all, to answer the question, whose side are
you on? I think you know who sat I'm on.
I'm on the right side of history. I'm on the
side of Jordan Montgomery. That's the side I stand with.
I stand with Jordan Montgomery of the Diamondbacks and not
that weasel Blake Snell of the Higants. Right, It's rather simple.
We know, actually know Scott Boris a little bit. Used
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to be around him quite a bit back in the day,
and on a personal level, I have nothing but nice
things to say.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
He's been very nice to me.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Over the years, and when I did the Dodger postgame show,
he would listen on his way back to his Newport
Beach compound back in the day, and he still listens
to this show sometimes. I'm pretty sure he's not listening tonight,
so I don't have to worry about that. But I'll
run into him every once in a while and he
knows who I am, which is kind of cool. It's
kind of neat, but that being said, right, I've told
the story of my podcast about how I actually went
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up to it one time and asked him to be
my agent. He then explained to me how he only
does baseball players, and to his knowledge, I was not
a baseball player. So that aside, Jordan Montgomery is absolutely correct.
From the information that is available to me at this time,
it would take a cold day in hell for me
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to side with Blake Snow. And you look at montgomery situation,
and all of the indicators were this guy's going to
get paid a lot of money. This is a player
that's going to make a ton of money in free agency,
and it never happened. Was traded deadline pick up by
the Rangers from the Cardinals last year. Had an era
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of under three, and he went into the offseason and
helped them win the World Series. It was part of
the World Series team in Texas. Montgomery at thirty one
years old, the end of his athletic prime, and you
look around, you're like, okay, he had Champagne wishes and
caviar dreams and Scott Borros's campus.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
If you believe the reporting.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
They had let Montgomery know that they thought they were
going to get X amount of dollars in X amount
of years and this was going to be the way.
They're very optimistic about the way it was going to go,
and it never happened.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
And then you start.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Looking a little deeper and you're like, well, as former
President George W. Bush said, it's some fuzzy math, and
there was a whole lot of fuzzy math. Montgomery got
short money. He expects to re enter the market, although
now he can't really rehindle the market. That's the big
turd in the punch bowl is he went out nineteen
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starts this year for a diamondback team that's a playoff
team right now, and his earn run average is six
point four to four. Now, I never played Major League baseball.
I don't think that's good though. I don't think with
your era is about six and a half, that that
is good. And so he has been demoted to the bullpen.
Tory Lavello put him in the Diamondbacks bullpen. But when
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you take a couple steps back, talk about fuzzy math,
and you look at the recent free agent deals that
Scott Morris negotiated. You've got Blake Snell who didn't get
at what he thought he was going to get from
the Higantes, Jordan Montgomery and Arizona. Cody Bellinger had to
go back to the Cubs on a short deal. Matt Chapman.
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All of these players were under the umbrella of Scott Boris.
This passed off season and all four of them signed
contracts below.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What the expectation was going to the year I Corumba.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Then you had the famous incident a couple of years
ago with a player who was part of the cheating
as one thousand and two one thousand holes and agreed
to a contract with the Giants, and then there was
some medical problems, then he agreed to a contract with
the Mets, and then eventually Carlos Carea took his cheating
ass to Minnesota to hang out and eat juicy Lucy's. Now,
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speaking of free agent bus, we turned the page to
the Motors City where Tiger Shortstopjave Baiez is no longer
the Tiger shortstop. You see, he's not been fired. He
has been put in the injury Hobby Bias season ending
surgery on his right hip.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh my aching hip, it aren't so bad now.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Bias has been out injured since August twenty third, so
that's just a few days ago. Where does this Hobby
Baias injury leave the Tigers, Well, Baiaz, I'll tell you
where it leaves, Baiaz. Right now, Biez is buying dinner.
He has a dinner reservation at Lazy Dog restaurant. Because
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this is the personification, the epitome of a lazy dog wowsers.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
And you look at that thumb drop.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I know the moment it all went downhill, the moment
it all fell apart for the hero from the Cubs
World Championship team.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Years ago, one hit.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Wonder Hobby Bayaz Hobby Bias was playing for the Mets.
Remember this, couple years ago, we did several male monologues
on Hobby byas Hobby Bias playing for the Mets was
not going well. The fans in Queen's booed Hobby Bias
two thumbs down. Hey gave the fans two thumbs down.
That was in August of twenty twenty one. I went
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back to my notes, I looked it up August of
twenty twenty one. And ever since then, you mess with
the fan gods, and the fan gods cometh and Hobby
Biaz if you look at his career, that is the
point of demarcation. He has been in a tailspin ever
since then. Biaz is now thirty one. He has been
and I don't want to be too strong here, I
(10:30):
don't want to be mean. He has been an abysmal
failure with the Detroit baseball team. It is a joke
at this point, three seasons in to his mega contract
with the MotorCity Kiddies, and it is utter incompetence from
the player, and it trickles down across.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
The entire roster. Hobby Baiaz.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Not only is he not hitting, even his defense, which
was a claim to fame that very effective.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
And but wait there's more.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The Detroit Baseball team owes Hobby Bias seventy three million
large through twenty twenty seven to complete the one hundred
and forty million dollar humdinger of a debacle of a contract,
and what a mess, What a mess. There's even chatter
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that they will release him this offseason. They'll eat the
seventy three million the Tigers. If they do that, that
will become the most money ever swallowed by a baseball team.
The record currently is held by the Angels for Josh Hamilton,
and the Tigers, if they eat the Hobby Bias contract
will have the new record. Now, final thought, we're gonna
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pivot away from baseball. We're gonna go to college football.
The season underway this past weekend really gets going this
weekend with a more what's the proper word, a full
full card, full monty of college football compared to last weekend.
So I bring this up because in Boulder, Colorado, a
lot of chatter in Boulder and a reporter has been
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banished from reporting on the Colorado football team, who are
the winners and losers? From the Colorado football program? Banning
a columnist from that area from asking questions to Dion
Sanders because of past what they said were personal attacks
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against Dion Sanders, a public figure. So I'll grade it
this way, describe. I don't even know the guy's name.
It doesn't even matter who he is. He's a no
name sportswriter. But that guy gets a gold star near
his name. He gets a gold star near his name.
And then on the other side, for all the bravado
and all the showmanship of Dion Sanders, he is serving
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a weak sauce. You're telling me that Dion Sanders is
so worried ab about some no name writer who happened
to cover Colorado football or columnist there that he is.
He wants this guy out to ask any questions. Come on,
you talk about empowering this person. That's what Dion's saying.
(13:16):
Is he that up to? So he does not realize
what he's doing. He's been around the game for a
long time. He knows how the game works. And why
would you do that. You're announcing to the world I
am a feeble weakling that for all the showmanship and
for all the razmataz, I can't handle this.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
And it reminds me of words of wisdom that we're
given to me by the late great TJ. Simer's columnists
for the La Times passed away a couple months ago TJ.
He explained to me he got kicked out, he got banned.
People wouldn't answer his questions. And he told me.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
He said, I loved it.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
It was great because I went out there and I'd
ask questions and they wouldn't answer the questions. So therefore,
or I could just write whatever I wanted. I didn't
have to worry about it. And that's what he did.
He would, you know, so if Deon Sanders doesn't answer
the question, then you can just answer it and you
make your own story up. And Dean, you know, he's
the cowardly one. He can't handle it, and that's fine.
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eighty percent of the time.
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Former NFL bust Ryan Leaf recently accused Pat McAfee of
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Malor Riddle of the Day and here it is wait
an attempt to get you to listen little bit longer.
You can answer this on X at Ben Mahller. Former
NFL bost Ryan Leef recently accused Paton McAfee of being
blank eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Of the time.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
That is the question. What is the answer, Lisen? Does
anyone know the answer? We go to the create Unwashed
Mallard prop guy says, working out with Alf the Alien
opiner and his shakeweight class eighty percent of the time.
Texas Tructor says, gambling on cock fighting. Who else do
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we have? Viva los Vicki says, Buenos Diez.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Said.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Ryan Leaf accused Pat McAfee of being a leaf blower
eighty percent of the time.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Who else we have?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Robin Vegas taking a gratuita's cheap shot at Dion Sanders
and Ferg Dog says an idiot kicker eighty percent of
the time. Art Puffin says hunkered up for the NFL
Draft eighty percent of the time watching Ostrich racing from
the late night drug Tester.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's his answer.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Alf the Alien Old Piners said angry eighty percent of
the time. Does not wipe after pooping eighty percent of
the time. That according to King Rory, that's his answer.
Who else do we have? One hundred percent correct?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Just like you? Ben said donkey sausage. Who else do
we have?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Andy from Lionel Lake says Ryan Leaf accused Pat mcafeew
impersonating a sports talk host as the answer far out
Dave said, a turd sandwich is the way to go.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What else do you your?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Jeff said drunk that's Jeff and Tulsa inca terror, a
classically trained musician who we've met. He's been in here
from New York, going with grooving the classical music as
his answer. Eddie, do you have an answer?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Eddie? Do you have an answer? Do you accuse him
of being under the influence of what, I don't know, drunk,
not drunk. That is incorrect, Eddie the correct answer, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Leaf, as you only get one answer, Ryan Leave, accuse
Pat mcafeel of being.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
High eighty he's on the weed. He's on the weed
eighty percent of the time.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Didn't he was he like? Didn't he say on the
air the other day like he is? He ate some
edibles and he was high or something during the show.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I would have to watch the show to tell you that.
I thought maybe you heard. I don't watch either. I
have heard that I did not. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know Ryan Leaf really's upset with him and like
some other Leaves on the war path there, he's on
a rampage.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
He's upset. I don't know. He's maybe got.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Upset with Jay Galaza. He's upset with a lot of people.
He's a very angry man. He's angry a lot of things.
It sounds like from what I've read. Anyway, let's go
to the phones. We'll say hello to me angry.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
If you don't want that, Let's say hello to sir
Scratch off the highways and byways of Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
He's clearing his throat right now. Hello, sir, scratch off.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
How you doing, buddy, And we're gonna pick the over
on the eleven on the l A Rams this year
you got too high.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Well, the totals not eleven, So why would you bet
over eleven when the totals like eight and a half.
Wouldn't you bet the eight and a half not the
eleven because the eleven. If you think they're gonna win eleven,
then you bet the over the eight and a half.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
But I'm gonna take eleven and over. I'm take something
eleven and.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Over there they're only eight and a half. They're projecting
went like nine Yames.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
I'll tell you what we do, Okay, we'll just figured
it out. When the end of the season here and
I win that like I did the last two years,
we'll be all right.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
And I'm gonna take the over on the eight games.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
On the Tennessee Balls because I can win the big
baseball championship. I know about Chesse balls. Go play the.
Speaker 8 (20:15):
Football, don't you do?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
You do those same two bets every year. You bet
the over on the rams and you bet the over
on Tennessee. You do that every year. These are the
same two bets you make every year.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Even last three years. I've got them right, so you know, I.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Know, but you're not. Really there's no nuance to it.
You just make the same bets every single.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
Time because I'm all good.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Okay, then, but that's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You may and you know, ten years from now we're
still talking, you'll still be making those bets. You'll be
making the same exact bets. You'll call me up. I
like the Rams. Whenever the winter, the Rams win till
it could be seventeen, but I think it's got over seventeen.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I like that they're gonna win eighteen. They only play
seventeen games.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
I don't care. They'll go over seventeen. Somehow they're gonna
go over seventeen.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
You know, you gottah. You got something going on with
Fox Sport Radio.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
Man, I gotta tell you about this.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
You've got old Steve Rkle working with the Odd Couple.
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I had no idea that the company hires Steve Urkle.
I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Yeah, he talks every night, Rob Parker.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
He looks and sound just like urcle Man listen to
him Rob one day.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's your buddy, Rob.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I mean that's a shot. That's a guy that's a
friend of mine. Why would you take a shot at
somebody I know like that. That's a cheap shot and
Rob Robert Rob would kick your ass.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Is what he would do.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Yeah, he's think old tall boy.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah he would. I like that. You listened to him, though,
but you don't like the show, but you listen.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
I listened on him shows man best. I can't hat
listen to me all matter of fact.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
I gotta tell you something. I'm proud of you. I've
seen you throwing that pitch from the picture mound. He
was all behind. But you know it ain't no different
somebody these other pictures. I think you go to card
and give it a hell.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Well I am betting a bopper, as you know, and
this long time ago a big TV star now super rotch.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I can't be bothered by that. I have TV to
worry about. That.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You'll be watching this weekend, right, the TV shows coming
back this week and you'll be checking it out.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I enjoyed every year.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Don't lie to me, you didn't watch it last year?
Don't lie to me.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Oh you damn right, I bet I'll start that crap
on me.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Boy, you didn't watch it last year. I know you
didn't watch it last year.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
I was proud of Justin Cooper. They all kept saying
in the background, Oh, he ain't gonna even get to
the catcher. Shoot man, he added up bears all good.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
He just that.
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Montgomery pitching, you know, back when if the Cardinals couldn't
get there.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Half the time. So you know, Justin did a good job. Oh, Garcia,
look he gotta pick.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, yeah, you're all over.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You're non secretary. Man, Now, I don't know what you're Joe,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (22:42):
And Roberto Roberto Roberto.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, go away, thank you? What are we doing.
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He is still returning puppy. Serious knee injuries can buy
a new puppy.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Meanwhile, Dolphins linebacker and his brother Bradley Chubb also going
to begin in the year the pup list. That means
they'll miss the first four games the season and Jubb
he's also.
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Returning from a knee injury. So not good your na
Chub Chubbs to start the season. You're out. No Chubby,
remember the Cubby Chubby who could forget? Doesn't know about that?
I thought, we did we know anything? Did we go
over the other wad? There's a song in there.
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A listener from Chicago sent we got in trouble on
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There was the original version, which goes all the way
back over twenty years. Can you believe it's been over
twenty years? The Cubs they blew it the Bartman. That
was the Bartman Cubs against the Marlins and the nls
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c s. And so this guy who's a fan of
the show, he sent this song and it was a
barbershop quartet song and it was the Chubby Cubby and
it was really good. It was it was fun, it
was great. We loved it, and there were some people
that did not love it. Did not enjoy it and
found it somewhat troubling. So but it's still in the
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system and I love it, so feel free.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I just said chubby cubby. I don't know how to
spell chubby cubby, probably.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Probably so Yeah, Yeah, we got dosa wood and you
know alu or whatever, and how do you do? Yeah,
it's it's in there somewhere. Hey, it is the Ben
Mallard Show as we press on here through the early
morning airs. Well, I didn't know we have a fun fact.
We definitely have that. We don't need to look at
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that fun fact.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, we're all.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
About the fun. And how about this for fun. The
Cleveland Guardians a team named a Bridge. They have played
in a bunch of double headers this year. They're zero
to eight in double headers. They've yet to win a
game and doubleheader. The Guardians in doubleheaders since the start
of last season have played nine double headers. They are
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one in seventeen. In those double headers, they won one
out of the games. That's it, one one and seventeen
one out of the eighteen matchups. Wow, embarrassed slot to
blind Scott, though hopefully not embarrassing.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
Here it is here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
I'm good Coby Chubby. Yeah, that's the originally they're all retired,
come to the ballpark and wear Coubby blo, got it,
Coby Chubby. And it's really hard right to complain about
this line up? Guard who wouldn't like the song from
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top to bottom? So catching boys against nice inside Paradise.
The girls are gorgeous. Yeah, they are the cop hit.
Not really no time for socks. Fans are full of
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that's true. The entire team is full of it. We're
dogging a bear, no talking, losing, no talking. Next year,
that's right, we're gonna do it. Wait, well, not that year.
Get your copy, Jobby dude. Yeah, that's the first time
(26:39):
I heard it in its entirety. It's a wonderful special
night Blind Bernie.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
I think Bernie Straddle would play that on the show
if he knew about it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You know, hey, better let him know. Call Bernie up
and let him know. Bernie will play.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
I like him.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
Yeah, Hey, hey, I know Ryan Leaf. He's a personal
friend of mine. He does some play by playing stuff.
But one time his girlfriend she broke up with Ryan Leaf.
Today me, so I know all about Ryley And you know,
those are.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Some very good memory love triangle with flying.
Speaker 9 (27:11):
You know what we all met too, you could imagine.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I can imagine it was something to do with rehab, rehab, rehab. Yeah,
is that a great place to pick people up?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Blind Scott in rehab? Is that where you go to
meet people?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, you gotta be Yeah, Larena, Lorena rehab, Come on, Lorena,
what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yes, healing together can build a lot of bonds and
then you can relapse together. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I think I think Tom Looney goes to AA meetings
just to hear what people say, like open meeting.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Ye, I ask you about that.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
I think you gotta have.
Speaker 9 (27:52):
I think Tom Looney is gonna be a big hit
on this Game one show this fall.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
You know, I always say, oh, yeah, he's a he's
a backup guy. I'm the star of the show.
Speaker 9 (28:02):
But everybody knows Tom.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
Everybody.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
No one knows Tom. What are you talking about? Tom?
Here's a big commercial star show.
Speaker 9 (28:12):
He was on the show when I was in college
that people used to watch. It's like called the best
damn sports show ever. That's where Ever, then his career
like a period. Nothing happened after that. Really, But hey,
one other thing, I love this Drake mayhigh man. He's awesome,
he says, yeah before he says anything. He went to
see the Celtics and the Bruins, and when he got there,
each time he said, I'm happy. He thought he was
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at a different place each time. He didn't realize it
was the same spot, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
So you're saying he's really bright.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
It was one of those southern guys, like that other
guy that was just calling Sarah sispatch off. You know
what I'm saying. All they know is one thing down there.
What they call him good old boys. You know what
I mean, he's a good old boy. We got he's
up here in the way going a good boy. He's
actually his father was a quarterback too, so he's like
a legacy guy. So his father said you have to
play football because oh that's.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Not good though.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You don't want to force the kids into that. That
doesn't work out well when you force the kids. My
dad didn't force me to be a ham radio operator.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
Yeah, you smart parents. So both your parents were business owners.
That's why you're so smart. You have this great show on.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
NBC now, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You'll be you'll be uh, I say, watching, But yeah,
you know what I mean, you'll be checking it out.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Yes, that's what I'm gonna be honored for National White
Cane Day. They offered to honor me for that.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What that's racist. You can't do that. What are you
talking about? That's racist? You don't have that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Come on, what about black canes? What about a brown
and yellow cans? And blue canes and pink cans?
Speaker 9 (29:42):
And no you read that on your podcast, so you
read those so when oh that's right?
Speaker 1 (29:48):
All right, well let me know. Yeah, I do do
those dopey days. Okay, all right, yeah, I gotta go.
I will talk about you, all right, thank you. I'm
moving on though.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Let's welcome in our concessions for or Mallar's Mountain Mine.
Then we'll get to the game.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
We have Uncle Mo.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
There are some evil rumors that Uncle Moe might be
leaving the shows to the dreaded day Shift. Hell Uncle
Moe in Brooklyn?
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Good morning, Ben, How.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Are you welcome in? Uncle Moe?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
Thanks for the text mode to let me know that
Rowdy Tealez was pitching for the Pirates.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Good Son, Yeah, yeah, who do you want to partner with?
Uncle Moe? You were a game show legend who do
you want to partner up with? So strict rotation in place.
I'm gonna go with Coop.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Okay, all right, hold on, Sike and Jed?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Who fled wants to play Jed? Who do you want
to partner up with? Jed? Yes? Wow, this is cool?
Oh oh young and want to be a part of it.
You couldn't have his boy, Coop. He didn't want anyone
justin prefers Black stat Land.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Oh, I will have see well boy these Let's say
jay Bone wants to jay Bone? You want to play
jay Bone? Portland, Maine?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
J Bone?
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Hey, what's upbody?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I will love to play. You want to play? All right?
Who you want to part Who you want to partner
up with? Jay Bone? You got Eddie or me?
Speaker 9 (31:16):
I would love to win.
Speaker 8 (31:18):
And if you have to cheat to do it, I'm
blaying with then.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't cheat. Eddie's the one that she wants cheat
play with Eddie. Eddie's the cheater. I would cheat. Keep
Eddie Outshaw.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Robbie the marine de fan saw what happened last week,
so he's full Yes he did, and he knows he
knows you.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
You two conniving people are? What are the categories?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Quickly please, let's get that straightened out, and then we'll
pause with the cause and have the matchup Jy Bone
in Portland, Maine and me Ben and Uncle Moe and
Brooklyn Coop.
Speaker 11 (31:48):
All right, this is Malard's Mount of Money, the Tim
Burton edition. He turned sixty six years old this week.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Uh.
Speaker 11 (31:55):
The categories are Peele's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice Man Returns, and
Sleepy Hollow Beetlejuicjuice.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Let's see. Uncle Moe was on first. I believe, yes
he was.
Speaker 11 (32:09):
He was on first.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Ok, Mo, what category do you want to pick?
Speaker 7 (32:14):
I'm gonna take Sleepy Hollow.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
All right, and then jabone. Which category would you like?
I love Beetlejuice. Okay, we'll do the beetlejuice. Very good.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Everyone, stay there, Do not hang up Malard's amount of
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Speaker 1 (32:30):
We'll get to that and we will do it next.
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Mountain of Money.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Hello, do you have what it takes to get to
the top? Probably not?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Right to the game we go. Let's welcome in Uncle
Moe in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Who's going to team up with Kofeloup? Here It's Malar's
Mountain of Money the Tim Burton edition. And you guys
picked Sleepy Hollow. We'll put forty five seconds of the clock.
League athletes have all been known to lose their head
forty five seconds of the clock.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Here on your way go. Former quarterback of the Chargers
by Philip Rivers.
Speaker 11 (33:41):
Yes, uh bit a guy's ear off in the boxing ring.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Mike t the worm for the bulls Denon Rodor Yes, uh.
Legion of Boom cornerback Richard Sherman, that's correct, longtime center
for the Kings. He is nicknamed Boogie.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
The markets cousin.
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Yes, uh, cornerback. He played for the Broncos. He snatched
the chain off Michael Crabtree.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
Oh gosh, I know this.
Speaker 11 (34:11):
For now, all right, a picture for the Cubs. He
beat up lots of Gatorade coolers. Yes, going back to
this guy, he.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Was bald, so I did not get that right. He
said his brother killed somebody he could have done. Yeah,
a cue to leave, a cube to leave. We have
to say allegedly. I think they were convicted. He was
two and sixty points. Well done, no worries nowhere.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Well, you've opened the door. Here's opportunity jay Bone knocking
at the door. Opportunity knocking. Since that that weasel Jed
who fled couldn't handle the game, these athletes have been victor.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
No, we were not doing that one. These these athletes
have recently passed away. We're gonna Beatle Juice. Yes, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Forty five seconds of the clock and you're on your
way go. Uh known as the Juice. He killed two people. Yes,
the logo for the NBA. It was a Laker legend
Clipper gm uh, the say Hey Kid for the San
Francisco Giants. What the say, hey kid, centerfielder for the Giants,
(35:17):
New York Giants, San Francisco Giants.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Come on, come on, Big Red, you see a I'm
up against Uncle Moe. It doesn't matter. You're jackass. Don't
give up a baby bowl?
Speaker 11 (35:34):
May you not?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
By nyway? That's freaking Max? Max? Are you there?
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Max?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Maxhe My god, that's what a loser that guy is.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I mean, my god, at least try what happened to
the fighting? Very inspire your teammates? My god, all right,
man in Paris rust we can't win?
Speaker 11 (36:05):
Alright, Max, So you've been.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Here, No Willie Mays was Willy Mays?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
You've been calling to the west the logo Big Red,
Bill Walton.
Speaker 11 (36:15):
All right, you guys are behind, so you're up again?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Max.
Speaker 11 (36:19):
Would you like Batman returns or Pee Wee's Big Adventure?
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Oh godman, all right?
Speaker 11 (36:27):
These athletes all came out of retirement. Forty five seconds
on the clock again, all right?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Quarterback before Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. Yes, boxer, No,
No for a grill? Known for a grill? A professional
boxer selling a grill A kitchen grill? Oh god, yes,
straight cash home me Viking legend, Hall of Fame receiver,
also played for the Patriots and the Raiders. All right,
(36:58):
the rocket for the Red Sox and the nineteen eighties,
a steroid guy.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Not in the Hall of Fame. Starting pitcher.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Come on, both tis played hard, my man, both these
NBA for the Pistons, won a championship in Detroit, went
to North Carolina, was on the trail Blazers.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
They did. Everyone takes stupid pills. What hack. At least Max, Max,
at least you, oh stop said that. Terrible shut that
alight back, go away, get out of it, terrible cook.
(37:38):
Randy Moss Wallace, you want to run up the score, Coop, Yeah,
we need to do that. That's what I need to
do that. These athletes robbery, all been victims of a robbery. Yeah,
we're out of time. Isn't going to go? All right?
(37:59):
Quarterbacks for the Chief Yeves Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
Longtime tight end for the Patriots. Yes, longtime tight end
for the Broncos. Horse teeth.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
It not very nice.
Speaker 11 (38:12):
Uh, best wide receiver for the Bengals, No more reason,
Jamar Kate, No, no, he went to the Cardinals and
his initials.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Uh, first baseman for the Dodgers.
Speaker 11 (38:30):
He came from the Braves.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yes. Uh point guard for the Kings.
Speaker 11 (38:37):
He was bald. Yes, this guy lost his like all hundred.
He didn't run the.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Board both times. That's a win for us. We went
the game loser from Portland, Maine.
Speaker 10 (38:50):
We won.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Way to go, thank you very much. That's a win.