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August 30, 2024 • 37 mins

Ben Maller talks about the first impressions of Deion Sanders' Colorado team, reports that Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase's contract dispute is on the verge of going nuclear, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our dumberto you have a head
start on this Friday, the thirtieth day of August. To
the rare and appropriate college football themed beginning to the
Mala monologue that always works like a charm this time
of the year. What are your first impressions of Dion

(00:21):
Sanders two point zero as the Colorado head coach. We'll
discuss that. Also, is it true that the Ben Gals
wide receiver Jamar Chase's contract dispute is on the verge
of going nuclear? And what do you expect from former
NFL head coach Ron Rivera and former Notre Dame linebacker

(00:43):
Mantai teow as they have picked up cushy broadcasting jobs.
We'll go through all of that. It's like an audio
breeze here. It is our number two not ready for
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in on his ten thousand sale unless he's not, but
our lead this hour the rare, inappropriate, rare and appropriate
college football mala monologue. Yes, the rare and appropriate college
football malamal like at least the start as Futson around
looking for someone to watch, and I stumbled upon, how

(02:14):
could you miss it? The hype train in Boulder, Colorado
as a matchup between the Bison and the Buffalos Rocky
Mountains is where we go a full slate of Thursday
college football as the weekend gets going here. Now, one game, though,
did stand out head and shoulders above the rest. I
already mentioned it. I think you know where I'm going here.

(02:37):
It was lights camera action for Dion Sanders two point zero,
his second season as coach in Colorado. Now Shadur Sanders,
being hyped up as a Heisman candidate, fattened up the
statue he had four hundred and forty five yards, four touchdowns,
three of them to receiver, and projected draft pick in

(03:00):
the NFL Travis Hunter Colorado Dodgy an upset though they
almost lost this game, you could say, well and the
other team scored there, but it was North Dakota State.
North Dakota State. The final score was thirty one twenty
six in the game on Thursday night. So let us

(03:21):
discuss what are your first impressions of Dion Sanders two
point zero at Colorado. So I've got old Tree, Stump Presidential,
and Coldstone Creamery, and we will combine all of these
things together and we're You're gonna do some tidying up,

(03:42):
is what we're going to do. Son, I see you
jump the gun number wa. I see there. The timing
was perfect that time amazing. So let's start here. Prime Time.
He might not admit this, we can't ask him because
he hates the media, but Primetime needed a glass of

(04:04):
whiskey or Scotch or bourbon after this game because Wowser's
North Dakota State was in position for a monu mental upset.
The Bison had the lead. I don't off you're watching.
They had the lead at halftime. Now they're only up
by three, but it was twenty to seventeen at halftime.

(04:25):
And some guy I've never heard of, cam Miller the quarterback.
There at a couple of rushing touchdowns and he also
threw for a touchdown. And I would put that in
the humbling category for Colorado with all the bravado and
all the razmatazz, to be trailing at halftime and for

(04:45):
the brash Dion Sanders. While Colorado did win the game,
this is an old tree snump. It's hollow or go
a hollow victory, disappointing, somewhat emasculating. I wasn't impressed at all.
Why was I not impressed? Colorado is supposed to be
a monster with the two big studs Shrader Sanders and

(05:10):
Travis Hunter both projected to be top draft picks in
the NFL, and here they were at home, now they're
playing it's a great Why was it D two school? Yeah,
but they're really go okay fine, but couldn't even cover
the spread. Couldn't cover the spread. Colorado was a ten
and a half point favorite, they trailed at halftime and
really couldn't shake the workmen like North Dakota State Bison

(05:34):
in this game, and if Colorado is going to do anything,
I think they have to play a little defense, as
they did not. If you saw the game, North Dakota
State put up more first downs than Colorado. They had
essentially four hundred and fifty yards. They were one one
yard away. They averaged eleven yards per pass play and

(05:57):
had one hundred and fifty yards on the ground. I
mean they controlled the ball, they had the ball for
in terms of time of possession. Now, Colorado's offense was great,
they had five hundred yards and all that, but the
fact that your defense allowed North Dakota State to run
up and down the field and all around embarrassing, Absolutely
embarrassing for Dion Sanders that was an issue last year.

(06:20):
Looks like more of the same Colorado. My first knee
jerk reaction is they're like some of these USC teams
we've seen recently where they have a great offense a
terrible defense. So it's one thing crosses out the other,
all right. Now, page two, we pivot to Cincinnati, the
birthplace of Skyline, Chile, and back to our meat and

(06:41):
potatoes in the NFL are ongoing in depth team coverage
of Bad Blood. Is it true? That Ben goals Wide
receiver Jamar Chase, his contract dispute is on the verge
of going nuclear. Well, so here's my position. The plot thickens.

(07:07):
That's my position, right. Just about everything involving this story
is heading one direction, right, and the direction is, man,
is this a bad situation? And Jamar Chase is gonna
lose his marbles here because all these other guys are
getting paid. The arms race has yet to end. It
has been a month long partay. Every once in a while.

(07:31):
If you watch game shows, they have that money booth
where somebody would go into a booth and they'll put
a bunch of money in there, and they'll have a
fan blow the money around, right, and it's a good gimmick.
And then people have to get as much money as
they can in like thirty seconds or a minute, and
they have to use their bare hands and all that
and whatever they get they get to keep. But that's

(07:52):
what's going on in the NFL right now. It's turned
into this high stakes game of can you top this?
And everyone's ending up a winner. Ceedee, Lamb, Brandon Auk
this week got paid. Wide receivers Contemporaries of the Cincinnati receiver.
So I do believe that in this case, the case
of Jamar Chase, this is definitely a box. What's in

(08:15):
the box that would be a tender box. Now, that's
said after a thorough review and years and years of
observing in the wild out on the Serengetti, the Bengals
and their owner, the eighty nine year old Mike Brown,
who I know he doesn't really do a lot day
to day, but he's still there, and the families running
the team, but they have followed the Bengals in my

(08:38):
entire life, when you pull back the curtain, they have
followed the thirty third presidential model Harry S. Truman. The
buck stops here right, the emotions play out and feelings
get hurt. But Cincinnati does not have to pay Jamar
Chase until next offseason. And the Bengals are one of
those teams that have been grandfathered in its old family money.

(09:04):
It's old family money, and those teams operate different than
the teams that have new, younger owners. There's a mix.
Most of the teams in the NFL teams like most
of the teams have old family money ownership. It's been
around a long time. Cincinnati's on that short short list.
All right, final point our next stop, we go to
the media Musings Department. The media musings Department. The new

(09:29):
season means several new faces on television, including a former
NFL coach and former linebacker getting gigs. Question for the
Esteemed panel, what do you expect from former commanders in
Carolina Panthers coach Ron Rivera and former Saints linebacker more
notorious for his days at Notre Dame Manti teal As

(09:54):
they have become NFL broadcasters at the PROVDA News service
of the NFL, the NFL Network. So I expect Ron
Rivera and Mantitea too. It's like a trip to Coldstone Creamery.
If you enjoy the very vanilla smoothie with extra vanilla

(10:15):
on top of vanilla, you're gonna love these guys. Ron
Rivera and I might be wrong, maybe somebody that paid
more attention. I heard a lot of Ron Rivera, but
I didn't hear every news comings. I don't ever remember
him being interesting. I don't, and I did this show
his entire head coaching career. I was on Fox Sports
Radio his entire time as an NFL coach, a head coach,

(10:37):
and he was always in Dolesville. And then I look
at Mantaitea and outside of him serving up like a
fish fry with catfish, I don't think he's gonna say
anything memorable. So the malo hypothesis continues to be that
these chance will continue on the legacy of jockocracy, the

(10:59):
very low standards, which is just usually a grab bag
of cliches and some meat head lingo and give me
a Y, give me an A, give me a w
give me an n ye that spells John if you
don't know what that supp's all right now, maybe I'll
be wrong here, but I'm just not gonna hold my
breath on this, And to be fair, I'm not gonna

(11:19):
watch too much of this content anyway on state sponsored
NFL media. But as a rule of thumb, and I
have big thumbs. As a rule of thumb, the jocks,
the x jocks that get into broadcasting on television, they're
good at two things. What are those two things? They're
good at filler and fluff. Filler and fluff. Really good

(11:43):
at that, really really good. It is the Band Malor Show.
If you would like to be part, there are some
lines open. It is a Friday fun time next hour,
we've got lame jokes of the week. Later this hour,
Mallord to the third degree will make its way in
to the audio, so we'll have that for you coming
up in a wee bit, in a wee bit, we'll

(12:06):
have that also on ex at Ben Mahler. That's at
Ben Mallor an NFL player trying to debunk a rumor
that was started by Al Michaels and a penny for
your thoughts. We'll get to that. Also, we sow some
business from last hour to get to as well, regarding

(12:27):
something that I I happened to have in common with
a well known broadcaster. We'll go there, but we'll do
it all, and we will do it next.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 3 (12:48):
Polly Foods go ahead with Tony foodsco yea. As everybody knows,
we're the hosts of the award winning Polly and.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Tony foodsc show.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Yeah, but instead of us telling you how great we are,
here's how Dan Patrick described us when he came.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I'm on a shop, quick, knowledgeable, and funny opinionated. What
are you doing indrupting our promo?

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, he wasn't talking about you. You took those clips
totally of context.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh yeah, Well after this promo, I'm gonna take you
out and beat you.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Let me put this into context. Shut up.

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(13:47):
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(14:08):
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Speaker 1 (14:13):
Ferg Dog writes, and he says, is the something you
have in common with a well known broadcaster that you're
also getting a roast on Netflix? They're gonna have to
dig pretty deep to find ways to insult you. Well,
that is correct for Dog. You really see you get it, Fergy,
you get it. That's why you're so good on this
show and the mail bag every sun I know, every

(14:37):
week without fail, Ferg Dog. We have to pay him
extra to send questions to the fifth hour mail bag,
but he's there. He's there every week. Sometimes we don't
even want him to be there, and he's there. Well,
let's just pay that off right now. So the broadcaster
is Iron Eagle. Now, Iron Eagle is at CBS and

(14:58):
he does many big events the NFL on CBS. His kid,
by the way, is going to be even bigger than him.
But that's a different conversation. Uh So he does a
bunch of amazing things, a bunch of big events and
all that stuff. But I have something in common with him.
You want to take a guess what that is, Eddie?
What do what do you think I have in common

(15:19):
with Iron Eagle? Let's see, Yeah, all right, Eddie, Iron Eagle, that's.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
A prospected broadcaster, father of Noah Eagle and Ben Maer. Yeah,
common you're both on TV.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Well that is true, but that's not that's not the answer.
That's not the answer. Now, Uh, what is Iron he does?
Is he not at CBS anymore? I guess he was
no stuff for NBC. I don't I think he still does.
I guess he's not at CBS. I guess he went
to NBC. Who knows? And maybe I'm know he is
at CBS. Still, his kids at n I can't keep
track of this. His kids at NBC, but he's at anyway.

(16:01):
Iron Eagle revealed that he has a fetish of pens.
He carries around, I'm sorry, dozens of pens, like ballpoint pens.
And he proved it. They had a camera going they
were taping something and he said, oh, you go look

(16:22):
at my bag right now, And he was asked if
he's a pen thief. He said, I'm not. I paid
for all of those pens, he said. He did admit
that hotel pens are free now, Lrena, you don't know
this about me because we're still you know, we're working
through the the work relationship here. But I have over
the years picked up pens from the likes of Rush Limbaugh,

(16:44):
Jay Moore that worked here, Tony Bruno, and yeah, I
have a collection of celebrity pens.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
What I normally do is I have the I use
the pen, and if I have a good show, I'll
bring it back. So I I don't usually use the
same pen for two shows in a row, but if
sometimes have a good show, I'll keep the pen and
then bring it back for another show. But then if
I have a bad show, I'll blame the pen and
then I'll throw the pen away. Unless it's a celebrity pen,

(17:14):
then it'll go in my rotation and I'll bring it
back later on. I'm an idiot. Yeah, so I do
have that in common with So you say it's a collection, well, yeah,
in my bag at any time. I have. I don't
think I have as many as Iron Eagle. But he
did ask if he has any favorites, and he said
they're all my babies. See, I have favorites. I have
like the Tony Bruno pen. I have a Rush Limbaugh

(17:36):
pen that he used Megadiddo's from his hotel that he
left in the studio we're in right now. He left
that behind. I snuck in there once he left. You know,
it smelled like cigar smoke because he smoked in there,
and all I grabbed the pen stills the still smell
like cigar smoke. There's a there's a Steve no he's
been dead for a while, but there's also the Steve

(17:56):
Harvey penn. He worked in that studio for a little bit.
So yeah, I have some celebrity pens that I have,
So those are my favorites. I have that in common.
That's a bonus fun fact. Milkman, Mike sent in a number.
He wants to be part of the numbers game, so
maybe we'll play that on the air. At some point.
We keep saying we're going to do that, and we
never actually end up doing that. Late Night Dructor says,

(18:18):
Late Night Drug Tester says, don't knock the Dakotas they
have been dominating the FCS for the last twenty years. No,
I was ripping Colorado. I wasn't ripping North Dakota State.
I'm not that was not a Bison monologue. That was
a buffalo monologue? Is what that was? Who else we
have page down Scott, he says, given the refs missing

(18:38):
a targeting call and letting the clock run eight seconds
when it should have been dead North Dakota State for
the short end of the stick, he says, he points
out there there was some officiating snaffoos in that one.
Let's get back to the calls and we'll say to
Andrea in Berkeley, and she is the astrology lady. He

(19:02):
knows all the information about the stars as you see
it right now. Hello, Andrea, how are you? I? If
I was any better, I'd be on TV. But I
will be on TV this weekend. So check that out.
Andrea on NBC Sports Bay Area there and also streaming
on the Peacock.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Yes, I'm looking forward to it. What exact day and
time are you on, Ben, because I get the NBC.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah, I think on Uh, you know, I haven't even
looked at the schedule yet. I've had a crazy twenty
four hours, but I believe it's going to be on
the Usually it starts airing late afternoon and it'll air
several times over the weekend. Yeah, so check it out.
Yeah you imagination, thank you?

Speaker 5 (19:46):
I mean with Mercury out of retrograde to have your
first show air.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yes, yes, I think we planned it that way. Unless
we we had it has just a coincidence. It's conceivable.
It was just a coincidence. But you didn't call about that. Andrea,
what cosmic event do you have information about?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
What do you have they area? I mean Branda Ayusch's contract.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Is Oh that's right, Yeah, that's right. Are the stars
lined up for this to work out? The niners?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh what wall I know?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
A sigh of not quite optimism. Here he's born March seventeen,
nineteen ninety eight, and a little lucky of the Irish
March seventeen to get that kind of contract. But here's
the thing. Neptune's and Pisces and it's going to connect
to his son in Pisces, and Neptune is really kind

(20:39):
of a low energy cycle, and the outer planets move
a degree into a year, and it's a four year
contract for one hundred and twenty million, and then Saturn
later next year comes to his son in Pisces. Remember
Saturn rules a skeletal system, bones, knees, teeth, joints, back,

(21:01):
So that could be injury prone. So I don't like
the sound of that for a four year, one twenty
million dollar extension and a lot of it is guaranteed money.
And then later, Oh.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Can you send that out on X right now? Can
you put that out there on X. This is a
scouting report, a cosmic scouting You're not going to get
this content anywhere else Without Andrea, we would not know this.
But you're giving us information. You're giving us knowledge that
we did not know.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
I like that cosmic scouting report. I love it.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you should. You should, you
should put you should put that out Andrea, Andrew, you
should that could that could be your your stick, that
could be your thing. You can give cosmic scouting reports. Yeah,
that's a million dollar idea. That's a million dollar idea
right there.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Oh I like that. That would be really good timing
since I just paid my rents.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, million dollars. Well in Berkeley. I'm sure you're it's
very affordable. Unless it's not. But yeah, not the.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Way things used to be in all these dental bills.
So uh yeah, it's just a little so a cosmic
scouting report. You know, maybe I'll offer that when I
do my newsletter, like to everyone.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
There you go. You could have the Cosmic Player of
the month or whatever, three or four you could put
that out or you could charge a little extra for that.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
People would be into that, like a subscription, you know,
like people.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, well that's the key. I remember when I was
in school, i read a I didn't really pay much
attention in school because I'm doing radio, but I remember
reading a book about business and they were talking about
the key is to get a monthly fee if you can,
if you can get the consumer to pay a monthly fee,
like internet people pay for their internet every month, or
they used to pay for cable TV. But streaming services

(22:49):
because oftentimes people will forget about them and just keep
paying them, like gym memberships. Oh yeah, how many people
sign up for the gym in January, They stop going
in February, and they're still paying for the gym in November,
you know. So it's it's it's quite the hustle, right.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Like Apple TV and all this, you know, the streaming
service exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean, listen now, I think the one you should
watch is Peacock this weekend. I bet that's I'm a
biased on that, but uh, you know that's just me.
But yeah, people sign up for that, and I'm guilty
of it too.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
No, No, I'm really looking forward to it, and I
love the way NBC Sports May Area repeats it several times.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yes, yes, I love the yeah, yeah, I love the yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
I'm just really looking forward to it. And yeah, so
Brandon and I are you also going to have When
Neptune leaves Pisces, he goes into aries and he has
Mars and Aries and you always hear me harp upon
how Mars is a really important plan for an athlete
whose energy assertion, aggression and sat it again the skeletal system.

(23:51):
So this is, you know, sad to say, is looking
like a rather injury prone chart forecasts.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, all right, you're very good, Andrea, fank you and
virgo and service on X. If you want to sell
low to our friend Andrea and her million dollar idea,
remember me, Andrea, when you cash in the Cosmic scouting
report of athletes big, you gotta go big name athletes, though,
because nobody cares about the nobody's you gotta go big
name as our boss likes to say, one of our bosses,

(24:19):
he play the hits my woman, play the hits my woman.
As as that would go.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meler
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Back to the NFL where the Cleveland Browns restructured the
contract of the creepy quarterback Deshan Watson. They converted forty
four points seven to nine million of his twenty twenty
four based stalary into a signing bonus, creating thirty five
million in cap space. So they now have over sixty
two million dollars in cap space? Do the Cleveland Browns

(24:51):
the most in.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Do they know the seasons starting already so there's no
way to spend the cap space? Do they realize that
I always go on and sign free? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
When they did it, there was speculation all are they
going to go after Ayuka?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
And then well that that didn't happen. It was are
they gonna get Ayuk? Oops?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I guess maybe Hassan Reddick, who is out there, Maybe
they could try and.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
They'd have to trade for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
it is the Ben Maeler Show. We haven't had a
fun fact. I think we need a fun malor fun fact.
Who doesn't like a fun fact? Right? Warms? All right,
well this comes from our fun fact contributor, Alf the
Alien of Pottery points out he found this on the
dark web. The New York Yankees have spent over three

(25:35):
billion dollars on player salary since twenty ten, and they
have fewer hits in the World Series in that period
of time than Zach Grenky. That's your fun fact of
Is that not fun? O? M G is fun? Yeah?

(25:57):
Alf the Alien Piter says, if the Penn thing was true,
you'd use the same pen every night, because I don't
remember you having a bachelor. Well, that is tremendous, tremendous
announcing and sucking up by Alf. We we thank you
for that, Alf, good job by you. The check is
in the mail. Let's say hello to Let's see here.
Nick the Bartender is in Montana. Hello, Nick the Bartender? Yo,

(26:22):
what's a big man? How's life? Nick?

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Up? Down? I would like to take the the you
know you're gonna curse you, You're you're you're not gonna
make it through this. You've we've done this before. You're
going you're gonna you're gonna curse. You know you are
never one hundred hundred percent you're gonna curse. All right,

(26:53):
all right, let's do it. Let's do it. Ted, Why
do you why don't you breathe in the phone? Can
you breathe in the phone? Real quick? Take a deep
breath and breathe.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
In the phone.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Can you make it more like Darth Vader?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Please?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
That was a little lackluster? Really, really, come on breathing
the phone. This is serious here. We come on like
a like a fallen breathalyzer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
have we have a radio breathalyzer that we use here.
So breathe into the phone. Okay, all right, Uh, what

(27:24):
is coop? What is the what is the blood alcohol level?
What is that on? Nick the bartender? Do we know?

Speaker 5 (27:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Do we know here? What is the blood alcohol level? There? Coop?

Speaker 6 (27:33):
It's gotta that's a two point five?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Two point five? Oh my god, you're you're legally dead. Congratulations.
How does it feel to be dead? That's must be amazing?
All right, well you want to take the oath? Yeah? Okay,
all right, there's no way you're gonna you're gonna you're
gonna say a bad word. We're gonna hang up on you.
But anyway, who cares? I won't, I won't, I won't.
Probly all right, I want to swear you in. We're

(27:57):
gonna swear in. We haven't done this in a while.
We only can do it. One's the show. But if
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we go, your shot, repeat after me. Okay, I state

(28:20):
your name. I gigging. I haven't. I haven't even gotten
through the first sentence of the Oath. And we make
the bartender I nicked the bar center. Do solemnly swear

(28:48):
then I will support and defend the ben malor show support.
I think you just stumbled over my name. You just mumbled.
Say your name better. I think I think I just
said your name better than you do. Say it again,
Say it again, you go again?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I think I think we're gonna have to start over.
I think you gotta start We gotta start over. You
can't say my name let's repeat. We're gonna go from that.
We get We're gonna take it from the top. I
state your name. Uh nake the bars, I nake the
bars center.

Speaker 7 (29:32):
Yo, do solemnly swear you so swear or you just
swear a lot that I will support and defend the
Ben Mather Show.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Support in the Big Men Man Show against all enemies.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I will against all enemies for an and domestic.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh he already knows that part is so u Yo,
trust me, sir, I am not on you. I am
not on you, and and that and that I will obey.
I will obey the orders to peacefully fight back, the

(30:22):
orders to peacefully against against.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
All.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Right, we're gonna We're gonna failure. Nick. I'm sorry about that,
but we cannot. We cannot if I if I if
I and you didn't curse, I think I don't. I
mean you might have cursed. I think you did. Yeah,
all right, he almost made it. I was didn't. Oh man, Wow,

(31:01):
I thought bartenders couldn't really drink the product, because I mean,
isn't that bad?

Speaker 4 (31:05):
He waited until he was off off hours there before you.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, but you're you're ruining the profit margin.

Speaker 6 (31:11):
There in my experience.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Most bartenders are alcoholics, and they drink on the job
for free. Okay, well, I guess if you were an alcoholic,
you would probably be better off as a bartender. He did
he not sound completely schnockered. Schnckered. My god, that was wasted.
He was pickled. I mean geez. Anyway, all right, well

(31:33):
that was that was very well. So a penny for
your thoughts. How about this. There's a story going around
I have you heard about Jamar Chase that what he
wants is more money than Justin Jefferson. But all he
really wants is one penny more than Justin Jefferson. He
wants essentially the same contract, but he just wants one

(31:54):
penny more so he can tell his friends, I got
more money than Justin Jefferson. Who goofed. I've got to
know now when I tell one of our bosses, Don,
I say, hey, don, I want a little more money
than cowherd. He then says that a cow is more
valuable than me and tells me where the door is

(32:15):
to get out of his office. Time Now for the
Insta trivia. We're gonna have Mallard of the thirty. Here's
the Insta trivia, We'll go to the NFL. The New
York Jets. Brecee Hall is the first player, the first
one since Blank, with sixty rushing yards per game and
thirty receiving yards per game through the first two seasons

(32:36):
of their career. Against Breese Hall again, bris Hall the
Jets first player since Blank, sixty rushing yards per game
thirty receiving yards per game through two seasons of their career.
That is the insta trivia the answer. We'll get to it,
and we will do it.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
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(33:26):
It's Ben Maller.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
With Mallard of the third degree in the on deck circle.
Here is your insta trivia. The Jets running back breast
Hall the first player since Blank to have sixty rushing
yards per game thirty receiving yards per game through their
first two seasons. That is the question. What is the
answer this see? Does anyone know the answer? And we

(33:52):
go to the great Unwashed Here Texas Trucker says Johnny Karate.
Wilbert Montgomery from Eke and Rose Woman is Soda Alf
the Alien opineer going with the law firm Ben Jarvis
green ellis as the answer. Cowboy Killer says it has
to be the world premiere of Benny Versus the Pennies
Season two this Friday, streaming on Peacock. Who else, mister

(34:14):
nice guy says Kelly Downs, that's a good name. Nineteen
eighties giants, good name? Who else do we have? Cameron Diez,
who is fifty two today from The Late Night Drug Tester,
Christian Okoye looking good in his old age from Justin
and Cincinnati, Michael Knight Night Writer from Milkman, Mike in Colorado,
Icky Sticky Woods from Andy from Lionel Lakes, Ahmad Green

(34:36):
a Mon Green from Nick Who else? Do we have
Booby Clark is by Malibu Rubin Ricky Waters from Rob
in Minnesota. You're gonna trigger the guy from the Auto
Bond to call up there, so you should be the
whole fame. Otherwise, justin Fargus from Kyle Eddie What say you, Eddie? Ben?

Speaker 4 (34:54):
It's former Pittsburgh Steelers running back Chris Fulmatu Mahafala.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Is that correct? No, the correct answer is Saquon Barkley.
Now the birds, the birds, Here we go, God degree,
this is one big Ben gets grilled.

Speaker 6 (35:23):
Drew Brees that in a recent interview that the best
thing for arch Manning is to spend five years at
the University of Texas. He went on to tout the
program and Steve Sarkezian's quarterback developing prowess.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Ben, do you agree with Breeze so in the sea
of bad ideas? This is at the very top of
the ocean. What are you doing? He hasn't even he
hasn't even played. Arch Manning has made money standing on
the sidelines. How do you get better by not playing? Seriously,
how do you get I don't understand this mindset these
dumb people have. I guess Drew Brees is an idiot

(35:54):
if he thinks that it makes no sense. He's he's
been there for a couple of years. He hasn't played
any meaningful football. No, how are you getting better? You're not?
And I would leave. I would have left Texas and
gone somewhere where you could have actually played, and then
run off to the NFL and get your pro career started.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Next, Tyler, you said this week that Kawhi Leonard will
be ready for training camp, Benji, Yeah, do you expect
Kawhi to step up this season now that Paul George
is gone?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Well, I know he's got a great home in San Diego.
He likes to spend a lot of time there. And
when you have to play basketball in Los Angeles or
Inglewood and you live in San Diego, it's very tough
to do both those things. So yeah, I expect Kawhi
Leonard to show up look great in training camp. They'll
leave him out for precautionary reasons, and then somewhere around

(36:45):
mid season he'll take a month off. Then he'll come back.
He'll get hurt again. I've seen it every year. I
watched that same movie every single f in year. Next
all right.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
So I think it's pretty fair to say that Baker
Mayfield had a bit of a career renaissance with the
Buccaneers last season. Do you think he keeps that going?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
No, No, I am not confident in Baker Mayfield. That
came out of left field last year in Tampa, and
the guy that is credited with being the brains behind
that that helped inspire that was Dave Canalis, who's now
the head coach in Carolina, and that was an outlier.
I expect the normal Baker Mayfield to return, which is

(37:26):
a mediocre NFL quarterback, and Tampa to fall down in
that NFC South, there is Mallard of a third degree?
How did we know?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
That?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Is why I ed the wing went.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
I wanted to go
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