August 30, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about Dak Prescott saying if he doesn't get the Cowboys extension it 'says a lot', Jalen Hurts saying he's excited about greater responsibility at the line of scrimmage with Jason Kelce gone, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our Nber three.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
As we make a quick side step in our three,
it is the hour of the Cowboys to begin. Dakota
Prescott says that he does not does not again if
he does not get a contract extension from Cowboys. He says,
it says a lot. So how does that statement sound
to you? Also, dak says Jerry Jones remarks in the
(00:29):
media on contract negotiations. Don't hold weight with him. Can
you unscramble the meaning of that? And we'll go to Philadelphia,
stay in the NFC East, but in Philadelphia with Jason
Kelsey no longer around. Jalen Hurts, that's my quarterback. Jalen
Hurts in Philadelphia says he is excited about greater responsibility
(00:52):
at the line of scrimmage. What does that tell you?
We shadow box your ear drums right now. It's our
number three. The message has been sent. Well come in
the beginning of yet another hour of the Ben Mahler Show.
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For that number ten thousand, man, that's a big old
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Speaker 1 (02:07):
A guy who's listening right. He's on a European vacation. Phil.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
He's like, Hey, I'm hanging out here in Frankfurt. Our
friend Phil, he traveled like ten thousand miles around the world.
He's listening to the show in the air everywhere, he says,
early in the morning. So there you go, all right,
our lead this hour. I've gone a couple hours without
going down this road. So I better go down this
road now deep in the heart of Texas as we
(02:33):
suck up to our listeners in Dallas. Now that CD
Lamb has gotten paid, who's got next for the Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know, Jerry Jones gonna give everybody money.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So Dakota Prescott is now in the center square of
the Jerry World edition of Tic Tacto A right center square.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What is the latest, Well, the latest is that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Dak Prescott addressed the Fourth Estate in Texas and said
that he does not need a contract extension. He's entering
the final year of his deal with the Dallas football team.
Was I don't really need an extension to be done
before the season, which begins on September eighth, today is
(03:18):
August thirtieth. Cowboys open up with the Browns. But then
he pivoted to the money quote. He said, I think
it says a lot if it is or if it isn't,
meaning a deal done. He grunted, But however, does it
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really matter to me, to be honest with you? So
what does it say if a deal is not completed?
The follow up question was asked if dak Prescott. He responded,
he says just how people feel, just how people feel.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Close quote. Let us discuss the question.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Dakota Prescott said, if he doesn't get a Cowboy extension,
it says a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It says a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
How does that statement sound to you? How does that
statement sound to you? So I've got drowning Hogwarts and
the Pretzel Company, and we will combine all of these
things together and we'll be ready to.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So to kick off, we talk a lot about the cowboys.
We talk about the cowboys too much. I don't obsess
about them every hour. I usually compartmentalize my cowboy conversation.
But how does the Dak Prescott statement sound to you?
It sounds to me like Dakoda is tearing up.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The dance floor.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He started out just kind of doing the jitterbug, but
now he's moving on. He's more nuanced, he's got his
dancing shoes on, and he's he's moved on to square
dancing right with Jerry in the cartoon bubble in my head.
Just imagine, if you will, Dak Prescott, Jerry Jones little
square dancing out. You pass each other right shoulder or
(05:07):
right shoulder, You circle each other back to back, and
you do the doc do. And when you psychoanalyze Dak,
it appears to me, based on this quote parsing the
words of Dak Prescott, that he is drowning in passive
aggressive behavior. He's drowning in it because outward he's acting
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somewhat neutral, pleasant or cheerful, like it's not that big
a deal, but he has found an indirect.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Way to show what he really believes.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
His words are calculated, they're choreographed. If only he.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Was like on the on the big stage, right, he
was on the big stage there doing his thing, getting
his money, he would be saying a much different tune.
Dak's themes in his career was written by long ago
musician Bruce Springsteen. Blinded by the light, right, because now
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he's being blinded by the contract. But he doesn't elevate
his game in big games. That's not my opinion, it
is a fact, and he does not improve the performance
of his teammates as a result, and the Cowboys year
after year.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's a mortal blow. He's been there with nine years.
I believe that this is year nine.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think you know what you got after nine years.
These are not happy days when you're in big games now. Furthermore,
in addition to Dakota Prescott using the says a lot quote,
dak Prescott also said that Jerry Jones remarks in general
on his contract negotiations to the media.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do not hold weight with him.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So can you unscramble of that as we continue to
parse the words or in depth, team coverage. So Prescott
on this one is breaking the motto for Hogwarts. The
model for Hogwarts, of course, is translated to never tickle
a sleeping dragon. And he is talking out of school
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about Jerry Jones. He's saying the quiet part out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He's not wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We've all known this for a long time. We know
that Jerry Jones is the pt Barnum of the NFL.
He's the silver tongue devil, and it's the cowboy way
or get out of my way. He gives weekly sermons
preaching the gospel of the cowboys, and you take his
words with a little pinch, a little pitch of salt,
(07:45):
and so, yeah, you do that. But the actions always
speak louder than words. And so it sounds like Dak is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hearing wonderful sweet.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Nothing's being whispered into his ear from Jerry Jones. But
then publicly it's the of no return and he's acting
much different.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Last thing.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Here we go to Philadelphia where the Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts addressing the Komodo Dragon. Not in the room, that
would be center Jason Kelsey. Hey, going, that's right, No
more Senator Jason Kelsey without him he's not around anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He quit.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He's a podcaster. Now everyone wants to do audio content.
One hundred million dollars podcaster, so thanks to Taylor Swift.
So Jason Kelsey is not there. Jalen Hurts says that
he is excited. He said this in a sports radio
interview this week in Philly. He says that he's excited
about greater responsibility.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
At the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Jason Kelsey controlled the offensive line and Jalen Hurts is like,
now it's my turn. That's what he implied. So what
does all that tell you, Well, it tells me and
I don't know what it tells you, but it tells
me that Jalen Hurts is a fan of the Philly
Pretzel Company. Er Go, he is twisting himself into a
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soft pretzel. You see, Jalen Hurts and people don't like
to talk about he was a mid quarterback last year
at the end of the year. By the end of
the season, Jalen Hurts was a jag. He was just
a guy, mid level guy. And now he's twisting this
story around like somehow Jason Kelsey leaving is a bad thing,
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and in baseball parlance, the nerd lingo of baseball, it
would be, hey, he's got a high spin rate and
a lot of hootspot. So Jason Kelsey was holding back,
holding back. Jalen hurts eagerness to learn.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He used the term eagerness to learn, like somehow he's
his growth was stunted as a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, got it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Slightly self incriminating, slightly self incriminating.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It is an admission that.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He did not have complete control of the Eagles offense
even when Philly got to the super Bowl, and all
that he deferred, even though he was the quarterback, didn't matter.
And so now he's fully in charge. Okay, So this
is one of those quotes just between me and you.
You clip and save it. I use the notes app
(10:20):
on my phone. That's what I use for my notes.
You clip and save it, and then on a rainy day, yeah,
bring out your notes and you look at it and
he says he right or is he wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The time will tell? The time will tell.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
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Speaker 1 (11:09):
I mentioned this last star. I'll pay this off right now.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
So al Michaels casually, while broadcasting the last Bengals exhibition game,
implied that rookie wide receiver Jermaine Burton, who I think
went to Alabama, that he slept during team meetings. So
what do you think Jermaine Burton did when he found
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out of this? He attempted to debunk the accusation made
by al Michaels. Now, Al I think was kidding. I
think he was being sarcastic. But here's the thing that
you don't always know when it comes to these broadcasters.
They know where all the bodies are buried. Because these
coaches have loose lips. The stories I've heard from broadcasters
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from coaches because they all try to suck up to
the broadcasters because they know of eventually they're going to
lose their jobs as coaches. And when you're a failed coach,
what do you do? You go do broadcasting? Right, So
they all try to suck up so then when they
need a job, they can send a text to the
play by play guy who they were in the production
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meeting with and say, hey, you know anybody at the
network that can get.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Me a job? You know, Sonny side up and all that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
So it makes you wonder whether somebody for the Bengals said, oh, yeah,
this guy's really good al but we had to wake
him up, this Jermaine Burton because he was sleeping through
a meeting. And did that just come out of thin
air or was there something to it?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
This one sent in by our friends Sports with Coleman,
prolific Baltimore media mogul and a regular listener to the
show on an occasional show.
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Contributor The Great Sports with Coleman.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Here it is Eric DaCosta, the GM in Baltimore recently
said the Ravens last exhibition game against the Packers was
a joke. He said it was hard to watch in
a lot of ways. He also said he could not
wait for the game to be over really, just to
get the blank again. Eric DeCosta, the GM of the
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Baltimore football team, recently said the Ravens last exhibition game
at lambeau Field was a joke.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was hard to watch in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
He said he could not wait for that game to
be over, really, just to get the blank. That is
the malor really love the day the answer. We'll get
to it and we will do it next.
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As everybody knows, we're the hosts of the award winning
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Quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
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What are you doing? We were in dirupting our promo.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, you wasn't talking about you. You took those clips
totally of context.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh yeah, well after this promo, I'm gonna take you
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Let me put this into context. Shut up.
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Speaker 3 (15:00):
And time now for the Malor Riddle of the day.
And here's the Malary of the day. Baltimore GM Eric
DaCosta recently said the Ravens last exhibition game anst. The
Packers was a joke. He said it was hard to
watch in a lot of ways. He said he couldn't
wait for the game to be over. Really just to
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get the blank and that is the riddle of the day.
Texas Trucker says, to get the Taco Bell out of
his system. I know that when Lance the bus driver
came into the studio and gave those black tacos to me,
and I think he might have doctor. Well that's what
they were called. I didn't come up with a name.
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Taco Bell came up with the name. Late night drug
tester says, cannot wait to get a facial and manicure.
Ferg Doog says, just to get the hell away from
all the weirdos who put cheese on their heads.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And that is the answer.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Milkman, Mike and Colorado said, so he could get the
Labor Day weekend to started and watch the Jerry Lewis
MDA telethon Old School King Rory says, Squeaky cheese kurds
is the answer.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Alf the alien opiner.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Just to get the DVR set up to record Benny
versus the Penny on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Mala riddle answer for mister nice guy to get some
nookie there you go, mister nice get. Make sure you
record and watch every episode of the show, I think,
he said, recording up for every episode. Who else do
we have a page down? I saw our friend Lauro,
who I know from Boston, old Boston radio guy who
the old producers at EI. He's listening, big fan of Lorena.
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Justin and Cincinnati says it's Baltimore, So probably some kind
of shooting thing or something like that. Eke in Roseville,
Minnesota says, to get Boog Powell's last rack of ribs.
Slug hostess with the mostess there in Vegas. Boy, what
a great party he threw for us, the Malor meet
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and greet in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Thank you again, Slug, He said, so he could get
the big ben thirty two ounce beer from the Steakout
Bar in Vegas. Yeah, if you're in Vegas, it's right
up there with the Bellaggio. It's the Spear, the Steakout
Bar and grill where we had the Mallet meet and greet.
And that could become a regular thing. And it's up
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to Slug and Slug's buddy there who happens to run
the place.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Kyle said, blackjack tables is the answer?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Who else do we have? Page down? Can't read that?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Hey, Vegas, Baby Vegas, Eddie the malar Rila day.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Eric DeCosta, the Baltimore GM recently said the Ravens last
exhibition game was a joke. It was hard to watch
in a lot of ways. He said he couldn't wait
for the game to be over. Really just to get the.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Blank, hookers and cocaine?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Is it hookers? No? No, no, The correct answer atady
is to get it is a great drop from a
movie that could not be made today.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
He said, to get the Popeyes chicken sandwich on the
plane playing boss, be plain boss.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
They're living large. Man, I gotta tell you I missed that.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I briefly bittery brief you, if you want all the money,
what would you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Do with it? A bunch of hookers and cocaine.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We were hoping for a different answer, not the.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Answer that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Is the right answer, that is answer. But years ago, Eddie,
I had a very brief job where I traveled with
the baseball team and the food was not that good.
I mean it was okay, but it wasn't Popeye's Chicken
sandwich is on the plane like, that's next level. They've
really improved the culinary devices for these teams over the years.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
They've done an amazing job. We do have Big Ben's
lame jokes a week coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Let's say hello to Fresnel Art, who's gonna suck up
to Eddie Garcia with Fresnel and Hello Fresnel.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Art, Hello La Ben, And Hello Eddie No State.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Eddie, good dogs, look out proud this guy Art is
so proud of you, Eddie. You hear the joy in
Art's voice when he said viero stating man, heck out, Hey, I.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Know they're favored by Tony, but we're gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We'll lose by ten points.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I have two friends going over there. Let's go anytime
anywhere that's no State.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay, that's a tremendous phone call. Yeah, okay, thank you,
all right. That's the kind that's why people love sports
talk radio, right there.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Those kind of calls.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Are we not on the pulse of the sports radio consumer?
That kind of conversation, My god, what amazing commentary that was?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It were the best? Well, no, we can't be the best.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, the line, are you betting any of us skip?
Presno State plus twenty one? The money pretty even Looking
at the gambling market here, there's no big lean in
terms of the sharps in that game, so I'd stay away.
But in the NFL, I almost always try to.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Take the points.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
In college, I typically look to lay the points because
there are so many more blowouts I could.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I could see President's ay covering. I think it'll be
close for a half. They haven't experienced quarterback, Michigan, new coach,
a lot of new players, and then the second half
they'll run it down their throat.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Probly, are they still cheating Michigan or are they? I
don't know what they What are they doing with that?
Hardball's gone? They got rid of stallions, so I don't
know about that.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Well they've got they've got no They couldn't go scout
Fresno State skiing before this one because there was no
game before this one.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Point.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, at UCLA's seventeen point favorites at Hawaii. What are
the Florida and Miami That used to be a big game?
Remember when that was a big game? Florida and Miami
would play. Oh my god, oh man, they dominated.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All the Florida schools.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You know what that means, Eddie, We're old, That's what
that means, because they don't dominate anymore a long time
since they Yeah, let's get back to the phones. We'll
say hello to a man who should be banned from
this show, Mike the Leprechaun. Mike the Leprechaun?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
What ques?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Should I be better?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Can we make friends? Are you there?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
No?
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Oh you scare me? Okay, I have a very short
song from Paris.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh no, he wants to sing again.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Wait wait wait, no, no, no, but it's it's the alphabet. Ah.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They say, uh, they say okay, yah.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yaka, and let me know.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Okay to R S, P, L, A, W, H, I,
N Z.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Le letters the alphabet.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Can we call him off? There? Can we call him off?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Language?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
What language?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Not? Our language?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Him?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Dumped him?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, he's gone, yeah? Are we are?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
We? Now?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
We're now doing what is that tour?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I think kids are like two or three and they
start learning the alphabet right around that age, right, you
start like when you're two, you start learning the ABC's
and all that is that it would know better than us.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yes, and he started in Spanish and then I don't
know what happened. He took a hard left into a ditch.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well I have noticed that are yeah, probably, But Michael
Leprechaun's got some Jed who Fled tendencies in him. Where
Jed what he's done over the years, and I think
Mike's copied that act from Jed who fled.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Jed's on the payroll. We don't pay him as much,
We didn't call as much anymore. But the Jed act
is he'll call up. He talks so fast.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He'll start out talking sports and then he'll realize we
can't keep track of what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
In the middle of it, he'll drop like an f
bomb and then keep going thinking it'll get on the air.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And I'm pretty sure Michael leprecun said a lot of
bad words and languages that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm relatively confident in that.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
So be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I'm sure Brian Finley would have let off the update
with this, dudes, but we did have a significant upset
in the second round of the US Open, which you
may or not know is going on right now. Up
and coming star Carlos Alcarez, who won Wimbledon and the
French Open this year, losing in straight sets to someone
named and I'm pretty sure I will not be able
to name this person correctly. Baltic venders zendashloop.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
By Eddie. Yeah, you went to iHeart University, went in doubt,
leave it out.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Kin wanted to make I don't know if I want to.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Make fun of him, but oh that's how dare you addy?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
B O T I C is the first name botic,
aren't you a grown up? The last name is v
A n D E so Vandy and then z A
N D s C h U l P Van the Shaloup. Anyway,
congratulations to him. He had a significant upset of top
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one of the top tennis players in US.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I have the property co I don't rip people. I
wasn't I feel like you were.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
It would be h easier if he would, you know,
maybe change his name like we do that in radio.
Right did you ever, I mean, do you ever have
anybody tell you need to change your name?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, I too.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Actually, well, I early on in my career. I did
it to mock this writer at the La Times. I
back when newspapers were popular, before the Internet killed newspapers.
But the radio TV critic of the La Times, I
was like twenty years old, and they had this write
up on the show and they talked about how I
was like this up and coming broadcaster.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But they they they put my name in there as as.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Miller, Ben Miller and uh and so then I went
with that, and then, of course famously, the company screwed
my name up on the website.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
So had a guy tell me my name was too
generica and needed to have something you know more as
you would.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Say, but you want yeah, you want to have it memorable.
You want to stand out.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Name.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's never too late, Eddie. No, it's what could be
your your goofy radio name.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What do you think? Well, we did. Do you remember
that thing we had for a while we were doing
the were you doing updates? At the time. We had
another service we were doing sports reports for and they
made us all use a different name. Do you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I I was not doing updates, but okay I had
stopped doing it, but I know yet it is So I.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Went by Edmund Dallas was my name, which is my
first name in my middle name, and my favorite one
was the our friend Tom Looney who changed his name
to Thomas Luna.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
What would be a good fake radio name for Eddie, Well,
it's I have to think about that, put some thought
into that, and then we can. You could occasionally try
it out, Eddie. You could like like two nights a week.
That could be your alter ego.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
It would be an odd time in my career to
do that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, it's never an odd time, Eddie. Come on, you
always reinvent yourself.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
You don't want to just do the same stuff over
and over again, like lame jokes and Jeopardye.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
And you don't to the same crap bits I did
years ago. Yeah, you know what, for the same people
on every night, no one else calls the show.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You don't want that at all, Eddie. You don't want
to get stuck in a run and I'm here, I'm not,
I'm not, I am new, I am.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Fresh every night super Marcus Steve writs, and he says,
every time Ben you mentioned Herry Potter, all I can
think of is Loraina saying it was a Christmas movie
because it happens during Christmas, and that.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Was that was when the Gremlins attacked. We had that
little discussion.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, he says uh.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
In fact, only three movies out of eight actually cover
the Christmas period.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The books do, though.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Well, I'm glad that you've now moved the bullseye to
Lo Raina because you used to bust my balls. Supermarcus Steeves.
You know what you're talking about with Harry Potter. Well,
my wife forced me to watch the first Terry Potter.
I didn't watch the other ones, but I did watch
the first one, so I have the gist of it,
and I know enough to use pop culture references in
Malard monologues. So go pound sand. Okay, go pound sand,
(27:41):
and let's get Let's get to the jokes. Let's get
to the jokes.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame we blame we too.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's big Man's lame.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Joke of the week and everyone's favorite homeless person, weed man,
hippie from my Yeah me.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
What come man?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How's the house search going there? Weed Man? Have you
found any other places to apply for?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I did.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I hopefully I get this place by.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Rink and road right, no way. How amazing you could
be living on Lincoln Road. Oh my god, it'd be awesome. Great,
that'd be wonderful. All right, listen, good and you've got
your email. You figured it out. I helped you out.
Yet you got the okay?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, very good? Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
These are actual jokes in and by actual listeners. Think
of this as a little appetizer. Well with big block
of jokes coming up. And if you want to send
any offensive jokes, Coop, do you have any offensive jokes?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Do not?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No Coop used to get all these offensive jokes, but
that stopped. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Coops in theduldrums. All right, what is Lizzo's favorite type
of seafood? What seal a meal?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's sir?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
For Todd, the comedian said that one in What do
lizzotire raq dot com have in common? What ten thousand
recommended installers and ten thousand calories per meal?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Outside? Noah, Noah in Austin.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
How did Lizzo get the bad taste of diet pills
out of her mouth?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
How are we weed?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're supposed to?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Oh my god, okay, with ten candy bars, with ten
of them, that's our buddy Eric in Kansas. Did you
hear that Lizzos has to have Tommy John surgery?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Oh way?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Why?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, it's because the Dodgers training staff has put her
on a strict cawary, Count.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Gordon, what happened to the I feel like we're not
using the good lafe. I feel like we're using the battle.
Why won't Lizzo eat toast at a zoo?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Because she does not want anything? Bread?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
In captivity again with the bad laugh. That's George in Uvalde,
So in Gordon a Tacoma, George and Uvalde, Texas. What
was Lizzo officially? What has Lizzo?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What has official Lizzo officially been charged with?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Crimes of passion? Fruit? Oh man? What did we did?
We lose the good laugh?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Why does Lizzo choose not to eat at the restaurant
named Karma?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Why because they only serve her just desserts. That's why.
That's it, That's it. That's it again, George in that
town of.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Uvalde, Texas, Georgia, fine educator in that city, teaching the
youth of America.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Despoil horse Napkins.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I love this guy, although he writes like some letters
are capital summer lower case.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He goes up in nights. Very weird.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Anyway, did you know Lizzo lives next to bad Hamburger
Buns bro. Yeah, she's actually in the CD part of town.
Why doesn't Lizzo worry about small fry?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Why because she has bigger fish to fry. That's why.
All right, that is from Disposable Horse Napkins.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
We will pause for the cause. Straight ahead, we'll have
the weed Man radio rows.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Are you ready? Weed Man?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
And other random lame jokes. It's Big Bend's lame Jokes
of the Week for the rest of the hour.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
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Speaker 6 (31:52):
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Speaker 1 (32:25):
The jokes continue.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's Big Days, laying jokes of the week, actual jokes
by actual listeners.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And our friend from Miami, Miami.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
When you think of Miami, you think sunshine, beautiful people
and weed Man Hippie k dere.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yes, what.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Are you there? Weed Man? I love you? All right,
let's get back to the jokes.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Why is it so hard for weed Man Hippie to
access email? Why because Lizzo sat on his keyboard. That's
from Darryl from the Ozarks.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Thank you Darryl.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Now, this guy, Ian from Burnaby, British Columbia, loves making
weed Man jokes.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
He really you should be honored weed Man Ian every week.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Every week, this guy's sitting there in Canada and every
week he's sending a weed Man joke in he says.
He says, weed Man Hippie was arrested for shooting one
of those giant chess sets. Yeah, that's not the joke.
That's that's the setup. Yeah, that the joke is.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
He told the judge he was just big game hunting,
all right.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, Well a lot of people don't know this, but
weed man hippie has actually started taking up a sport.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Did you hear which sport?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Boxing?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That's Eric in Kansas. You love the boxes. Why did
weed Man get thrown out of the South Beach Club?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, you were offended. Someone told you to raise the roof.
That's Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Did you hear that weed Man learned a new skill
while he was in jail? What?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, it's so. I don't know if I can say
this term. But it's something to do with salads, something
to do with salad. That's a John. That's John and.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
John.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love your job, but John in Youngstown. I don't
know we can say that. I mean I probably could,
but I don't want to. It's Friday. I don't want
boss to call me. Why would weed man make and
plus everyone knows what he man? Anyway? Why would weed
man make a good roommate?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Dad would Yeah, you'd make a good roommate because you'd
never used the deodorant or the toothbrush ever. Ever, that's
eek It Rose, Minnesota. Which Alice in chains song? Does
weed man hate?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
What man in the box? Man in the boxes?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Eric in Kansas? Again?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
What does the sign that we man holds up at
the entrance to the highway say what will not work
for anybody?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
That's from Dennis all right, who is the most famous
person to tell weed Man? He's above.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Helen Keller. That's Noah in Awesome boy. Those Helen Keller
jokes never get old. Why is weed Man hippie always
against every idea? Why?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Because he is a con? He's a con. That's George
in you Maalde, Texas.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
What did the back of the sign that weed Man
held up at the entrance of the freeway say what
need food and rolling papers? That's Dennis Dennis in Detroit.
Thank you Dennis to here that weed man hippie. He
bought a motel.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you bought a motel. It's called weed Man's motel.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
There is no pool, but an excellent greenhouse full of
potted plants.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
So there is that.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Why does weed Man supplement or or why does we
men supplement his Social Security check with recycled bottles and cans?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Because it makes sense? It makes sense?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
All right? Thank you Chip, thanks the chip and man
Chip said he's gonna watch Benny versus the penny. Are
you gonna watch Benny versus the Penny wheat Man. Yeah,
all right, it's all goodness on peacock this weekend. It's
starting today.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Why does Marcel and Brooklyn want the us the man
shredded cheese? Why he wants to make America great again?
That's g r at. That's a that's from Harry. Why
did why did me and Eddie Ben and Eddie take
the earthquake preparedness test?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Why?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Because we knew that Robbie the Mariner fan was coming
in studio.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I still have not taking it.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I did.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's Eric in Kansas, Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
What is it called when someone takes a picture of
their soup and posts it online? What it's called a
faux tegraph? That's surfer Todd look to meet in very
nice there. Why does Blair never want to meet Dick
from Dayton?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Why?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, Chip and Maine says apparently there's a lot of
friction between Blair and Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Ed Al blames out to the way. Thank you, waed
Man
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our Nber three.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
As we make a quick side step in our three,
it is the hour of the Cowboys to begin. Dakota
Prescott says that he does not does not again if
he does not get a contract extension from Cowboys. He says,
it says a lot. So how does that statement sound
to you? Also, dak says Jerry Jones remarks in the
(00:29):
media on contract negotiations. Don't hold weight with him. Can
you unscramble the meaning of that? And we'll go to Philadelphia,
stay in the NFC East, but in Philadelphia with Jason
Kelsey no longer around. Jalen Hurts, that's my quarterback. Jalen
Hurts in Philadelphia says he is excited about greater responsibility
(00:52):
at the line of scrimmage. What does that tell you?
We shadow box your ear drums right now. It's our
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A guy who's listening right. He's on a European vacation. Phil.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
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He's listening to the show in the air everywhere, he says,
early in the morning. So there you go, all right,
our lead this hour. I've gone a couple hours without
going down this road. So I better go down this
road now deep in the heart of Texas as we
(02:33):
suck up to our listeners in Dallas. Now that CD
Lamb has gotten paid, who's got next for the Cowboys?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
You know, Jerry Jones gonna give everybody money.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So Dakota Prescott is now in the center square of
the Jerry World edition of Tic Tacto A right center square.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What is the latest, Well, the latest is that.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Dak Prescott addressed the Fourth Estate in Texas and said
that he does not need a contract extension. He's entering
the final year of his deal with the Dallas football team.
Was I don't really need an extension to be done
before the season, which begins on September eighth, today is
(03:18):
August thirtieth. Cowboys open up with the Browns. But then
he pivoted to the money quote. He said, I think
it says a lot if it is or if it isn't,
meaning a deal done. He grunted, But however, does it
(03:39):
really matter to me, to be honest with you? So
what does it say if a deal is not completed?
The follow up question was asked if dak Prescott. He responded,
he says just how people feel, just how people feel.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Close quote. Let us discuss the question.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Dakota Prescott said, if he doesn't get a Cowboy extension,
it says a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
It says a lot.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
How does that statement sound to you? How does that
statement sound to you? So I've got drowning Hogwarts and
the Pretzel Company, and we will combine all of these
things together and we'll be ready to.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So to kick off, we talk a lot about the cowboys.
We talk about the cowboys too much. I don't obsess
about them every hour. I usually compartmentalize my cowboy conversation.
But how does the Dak Prescott statement sound to you?
It sounds to me like Dakoda is tearing up.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
The dance floor.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
He started out just kind of doing the jitterbug, but
now he's moving on. He's more nuanced, he's got his
dancing shoes on, and he's he's moved on to square
dancing right with Jerry in the cartoon bubble in my head.
Just imagine, if you will, Dak Prescott, Jerry Jones little
square dancing out. You pass each other right shoulder or
(05:07):
right shoulder, You circle each other back to back, and
you do the doc do. And when you psychoanalyze Dak,
it appears to me, based on this quote parsing the
words of Dak Prescott, that he is drowning in passive
aggressive behavior. He's drowning in it because outward he's acting
(05:33):
somewhat neutral, pleasant or cheerful, like it's not that big
a deal, but he has found an indirect.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Way to show what he really believes.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
His words are calculated, they're choreographed. If only he.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Was like on the on the big stage, right, he
was on the big stage there doing his thing, getting
his money, he would be saying a much different tune.
Dak's themes in his career was written by long ago
musician Bruce Springsteen. Blinded by the light, right, because now
(06:09):
he's being blinded by the contract. But he doesn't elevate
his game in big games. That's not my opinion, it
is a fact, and he does not improve the performance
of his teammates as a result, and the Cowboys year
after year.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's a mortal blow. He's been there with nine years.
I believe that this is year nine.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think you know what you got after nine years.
These are not happy days when you're in big games now. Furthermore,
in addition to Dakota Prescott using the says a lot quote,
dak Prescott also said that Jerry Jones remarks in general
on his contract negotiations to the media.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do not hold weight with him.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
So can you unscramble of that as we continue to
parse the words or in depth, team coverage. So Prescott
on this one is breaking the motto for Hogwarts. The
model for Hogwarts, of course, is translated to never tickle
a sleeping dragon. And he is talking out of school
(07:20):
about Jerry Jones. He's saying the quiet part out.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He's not wrong.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
We've all known this for a long time. We know
that Jerry Jones is the pt Barnum of the NFL.
He's the silver tongue devil, and it's the cowboy way
or get out of my way. He gives weekly sermons
preaching the gospel of the cowboys, and you take his
words with a little pinch, a little pitch of salt,
(07:45):
and so, yeah, you do that. But the actions always
speak louder than words. And so it sounds like Dak is.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hearing wonderful sweet.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Nothing's being whispered into his ear from Jerry Jones. But
then publicly it's the of no return and he's acting
much different.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Last thing.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Here we go to Philadelphia where the Eagles quarterback Jalen
Hurts addressing the Komodo Dragon. Not in the room, that
would be center Jason Kelsey. Hey, going, that's right, No
more Senator Jason Kelsey without him he's not around anymore.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He quit.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
He's a podcaster. Now everyone wants to do audio content.
One hundred million dollars podcaster, so thanks to Taylor Swift.
So Jason Kelsey is not there. Jalen Hurts says that
he is excited. He said this in a sports radio
interview this week in Philly. He says that he's excited
about greater responsibility.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
At the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Jason Kelsey controlled the offensive line and Jalen Hurts is like,
now it's my turn. That's what he implied. So what
does all that tell you, Well, it tells me and
I don't know what it tells you, but it tells
me that Jalen Hurts is a fan of the Philly
Pretzel Company. Er Go, he is twisting himself into a
(09:05):
soft pretzel. You see, Jalen Hurts and people don't like
to talk about he was a mid quarterback last year
at the end of the year. By the end of
the season, Jalen Hurts was a jag. He was just
a guy, mid level guy. And now he's twisting this
story around like somehow Jason Kelsey leaving is a bad thing,
(09:27):
and in baseball parlance, the nerd lingo of baseball, it
would be, hey, he's got a high spin rate and
a lot of hootspot. So Jason Kelsey was holding back,
holding back. Jalen hurts eagerness to learn.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He used the term eagerness to learn, like somehow he's
his growth was stunted as a quarterback.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, got it.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Slightly self incriminating, slightly self incriminating.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
It is an admission that.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
He did not have complete control of the Eagles offense
even when Philly got to the super Bowl, and all
that he deferred, even though he was the quarterback, didn't matter.
And so now he's fully in charge. Okay, So this
is one of those quotes just between me and you.
You clip and save it. I use the notes app
(10:20):
on my phone. That's what I use for my notes.
You clip and save it, and then on a rainy day, yeah,
bring out your notes and you look at it and
he says he right or is he wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
The time will tell? The time will tell.
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Speaker 3 (11:10):
So al Michaels casually, while broadcasting the last Bengals exhibition game,
implied that rookie wide receiver Jermaine Burton, who I think
went to Alabama, that he slept during team meetings. So
what do you think Jermaine Burton did when he found
(11:31):
out of this? He attempted to debunk the accusation made
by al Michaels. Now, Al I think was kidding. I
think he was being sarcastic. But here's the thing that
you don't always know when it comes to these broadcasters.
They know where all the bodies are buried. Because these
coaches have loose lips. The stories I've heard from broadcasters
(11:54):
from coaches because they all try to suck up to
the broadcasters because they know of eventually they're going to
lose their jobs as coaches. And when you're a failed coach,
what do you do? You go do broadcasting? Right, So
they all try to suck up so then when they
need a job, they can send a text to the
play by play guy who they were in the production
(12:16):
meeting with and say, hey, you know anybody at the
network that can get.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Me a job? You know, Sonny side up and all that.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
So it makes you wonder whether somebody for the Bengals said, oh, yeah,
this guy's really good al but we had to wake
him up, this Jermaine Burton because he was sleeping through
a meeting. And did that just come out of thin
air or was there something to it?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here is the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
This one sent in by our friends Sports with Coleman,
prolific Baltimore media mogul and a regular listener to the
show on an occasional show.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Contributor The Great Sports with Coleman.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Here it is Eric DaCosta, the GM in Baltimore recently
said the Ravens last exhibition game against the Packers was
a joke. He said it was hard to watch in
a lot of ways. He also said he could not
wait for the game to be over really, just to
get the blank again. Eric DeCosta, the GM of the
(13:20):
Baltimore football team, recently said the Ravens last exhibition game
at lambeau Field was a joke.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
It was hard to watch in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
He said he could not wait for that game to
be over, really, just to get the blank. That is
the malor really love the day the answer. We'll get
to it and we will do it next.
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Quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
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What are you doing? We were in dirupting our promo.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah, you wasn't talking about you. You took those clips
totally of context.
Speaker 7 (14:12):
Oh yeah, well after this promo, I'm gonna take you
out and beat you.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Let me put this into context. Shut up.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
Anyway, just listen to the Folly and Tony Fusco Show
on iHeartRadio.
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Apple Podcasts.
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Ohereva you get your podcasts, yee.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
The Ben Malor Show is a collaborative effort. You're invited
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I don't know how I could do with a whole
mouthful of that goo. And I'll live from the Tirack
dot Com Fox Sports Radio Studios. It's Ben Mallor.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
And time now for the Malor Riddle of the day.
And here's the Malary of the day. Baltimore GM Eric
DaCosta recently said the Ravens last exhibition game anst. The
Packers was a joke. He said it was hard to
watch in a lot of ways. He said he couldn't
wait for the game to be over. Really just to
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get the blank and that is the riddle of the day.
Texas Trucker says, to get the Taco Bell out of
his system. I know that when Lance the bus driver
came into the studio and gave those black tacos to me,
and I think he might have doctor. Well that's what
they were called. I didn't come up with a name.
(15:42):
Taco Bell came up with the name. Late night drug
tester says, cannot wait to get a facial and manicure.
Ferg Doog says, just to get the hell away from
all the weirdos who put cheese on their heads.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And that is the answer.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Milkman, Mike and Colorado said, so he could get the
Labor Day weekend to started and watch the Jerry Lewis
MDA telethon Old School King Rory says, Squeaky cheese kurds
is the answer.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Alf the alien opiner.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Just to get the DVR set up to record Benny
versus the Penny on Peacock.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Mala riddle answer for mister nice guy to get some
nookie there you go, mister nice get. Make sure you
record and watch every episode of the show, I think,
he said, recording up for every episode. Who else do
we have a page down? I saw our friend Lauro,
who I know from Boston, old Boston radio guy who
the old producers at EI. He's listening, big fan of Lorena.
(16:44):
Justin and Cincinnati says it's Baltimore, So probably some kind
of shooting thing or something like that. Eke in Roseville,
Minnesota says, to get Boog Powell's last rack of ribs.
Slug hostess with the mostess there in Vegas. Boy, what
a great party he threw for us, the Malor meet
(17:05):
and greet in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That was awesome.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Thank you again, Slug, He said, so he could get
the big ben thirty two ounce beer from the Steakout
Bar in Vegas. Yeah, if you're in Vegas, it's right
up there with the Bellaggio. It's the Spear, the Steakout
Bar and grill where we had the Mallet meet and greet.
And that could become a regular thing. And it's up
(17:27):
to Slug and Slug's buddy there who happens to run
the place.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
We'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
There.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Kyle said, blackjack tables is the answer?
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Who else do we have? Page down? Can't read that?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Hey, Vegas, Baby Vegas, Eddie the malar Rila day.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Eric DeCosta, the Baltimore GM recently said the Ravens last
exhibition game was a joke. It was hard to watch
in a lot of ways. He said he couldn't wait
for the game to be over. Really just to get the.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Blank, hookers and cocaine?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Is it hookers? No? No, no, The correct answer atady
is to get it is a great drop from a
movie that could not be made today.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
He said, to get the Popeyes chicken sandwich on the
plane playing boss, be plain boss.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
They're living large. Man, I gotta tell you I missed that.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I briefly bittery brief you, if you want all the money,
what would you.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Do with it? A bunch of hookers and cocaine.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We were hoping for a different answer, not the.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Answer that.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Is the right answer, that is answer. But years ago, Eddie,
I had a very brief job where I traveled with
the baseball team and the food was not that good.
I mean it was okay, but it wasn't Popeye's Chicken
sandwich is on the plane like, that's next level. They've
really improved the culinary devices for these teams over the years.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
They've done an amazing job. We do have Big Ben's
lame jokes a week coming up in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Let's say hello to Fresnel Art, who's gonna suck up
to Eddie Garcia with Fresnel and Hello Fresnel.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Art, Hello La Ben, And Hello Eddie No State.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Eddie, good dogs, look out proud this guy Art is
so proud of you, Eddie. You hear the joy in
Art's voice when he said viero stating man, heck out, Hey, I.
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Know they're favored by Tony, but we're gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We'll lose by ten points.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
I have two friends going over there. Let's go anytime
anywhere that's no State.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Okay, that's a tremendous phone call. Yeah, okay, thank you,
all right. That's the kind that's why people love sports
talk radio, right there.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Those kind of calls.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Are we not on the pulse of the sports radio consumer?
That kind of conversation, My god, what amazing commentary that was?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It were the best? Well, no, we can't be the best.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, the line, are you betting any of us skip?
Presno State plus twenty one? The money pretty even Looking
at the gambling market here, there's no big lean in
terms of the sharps in that game, so I'd stay away.
But in the NFL, I almost always try to.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Take the points.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
In college, I typically look to lay the points because
there are so many more blowouts I could.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I could see President's ay covering. I think it'll be
close for a half. They haven't experienced quarterback, Michigan, new coach,
a lot of new players, and then the second half
they'll run it down their throat.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Probly, are they still cheating Michigan or are they? I
don't know what they What are they doing with that?
Hardball's gone? They got rid of stallions, so I don't
know about that.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Well they've got they've got no They couldn't go scout
Fresno State skiing before this one because there was no
game before this one.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Point.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Yeah, at UCLA's seventeen point favorites at Hawaii. What are
the Florida and Miami That used to be a big game?
Remember when that was a big game? Florida and Miami
would play. Oh my god, oh man, they dominated.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
All the Florida schools.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You know what that means, Eddie, We're old, That's what
that means, because they don't dominate anymore a long time
since they Yeah, let's get back to the phones. We'll
say hello to a man who should be banned from
this show, Mike the Leprechaun. Mike the Leprechaun?
Speaker 6 (21:27):
What ques?
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Should I be better?
Speaker 6 (21:31):
Can we make friends? Are you there?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
No?
Speaker 6 (21:37):
Oh you scare me? Okay, I have a very short
song from Paris.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Oh no, he wants to sing again.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Wait wait wait, no, no, no, but it's it's the alphabet. Ah.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
They say, uh, they say okay, yah.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Yaka, and let me know.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Okay to R S, P, L, A, W, H, I,
N Z.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Le letters the alphabet.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Can we call him off? There? Can we call him off?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Language?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Was that?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
What language?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Not? Our language?
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Him?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Dumped him?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, he's gone, yeah? Are we are?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
We? Now?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
We're now doing what is that tour?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
I think kids are like two or three and they
start learning the alphabet right around that age, right, you
start like when you're two, you start learning the ABC's
and all that is that it would know better than us.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yes, and he started in Spanish and then I don't
know what happened. He took a hard left into a ditch.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well I have noticed that are yeah, probably, But Michael
Leprechaun's got some Jed who Fled tendencies in him. Where
Jed what he's done over the years, and I think
Mike's copied that act from Jed who fled.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Jed's on the payroll. We don't pay him as much,
We didn't call as much anymore. But the Jed act
is he'll call up. He talks so fast.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He'll start out talking sports and then he'll realize we
can't keep track of what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
In the middle of it, he'll drop like an f
bomb and then keep going thinking it'll get on the air.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
And I'm pretty sure Michael leprecun said a lot of
bad words and languages that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'm relatively confident in that.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
So be sure to catch live editions of The Ben
Meller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I'm sure Brian Finley would have let off the update
with this, dudes, but we did have a significant upset
in the second round of the US Open, which you
may or not know is going on right now. Up
and coming star Carlos Alcarez, who won Wimbledon and the
French Open this year, losing in straight sets to someone
named and I'm pretty sure I will not be able
to name this person correctly. Baltic venders zendashloop.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
By Eddie. Yeah, you went to iHeart University, went in doubt,
leave it out.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Kin wanted to make I don't know if I want to.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Make fun of him, but oh that's how dare you addy?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
B O T I C is the first name botic,
aren't you a grown up? The last name is v
A n D E so Vandy and then z A
N D s C h U l P Van the Shaloup. Anyway,
congratulations to him. He had a significant upset of top
(24:27):
one of the top tennis players in US.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I have the property co I don't rip people. I
wasn't I feel like you were.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
It would be h easier if he would, you know,
maybe change his name like we do that in radio.
Right did you ever, I mean, do you ever have
anybody tell you need to change your name?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, I too.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Actually, well, I early on in my career. I did
it to mock this writer at the La Times. I
back when newspapers were popular, before the Internet killed newspapers.
But the radio TV critic of the La Times, I
was like twenty years old, and they had this write
up on the show and they talked about how I
was like this up and coming broadcaster.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But they they they put my name in there as as.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Miller, Ben Miller and uh and so then I went
with that, and then, of course famously, the company screwed
my name up on the website.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
So had a guy tell me my name was too
generica and needed to have something you know more as
you would.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Say, but you want yeah, you want to have it memorable.
You want to stand out.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Name.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's never too late, Eddie. No, it's what could be
your your goofy radio name.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
What do you think? Well, we did. Do you remember
that thing we had for a while we were doing
the were you doing updates? At the time. We had
another service we were doing sports reports for and they
made us all use a different name. Do you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I I was not doing updates, but okay I had
stopped doing it, but I know yet it is So I.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
Went by Edmund Dallas was my name, which is my
first name in my middle name, and my favorite one
was the our friend Tom Looney who changed his name
to Thomas Luna.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
What would be a good fake radio name for Eddie, Well,
it's I have to think about that, put some thought
into that, and then we can. You could occasionally try
it out, Eddie. You could like like two nights a week.
That could be your alter ego.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
It would be an odd time in my career to
do that.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No, it's never an odd time, Eddie. Come on, you
always reinvent yourself.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
You don't want to just do the same stuff over
and over again, like lame jokes and Jeopardye.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
And you don't to the same crap bits I did
years ago. Yeah, you know what, for the same people
on every night, no one else calls the show.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You don't want that at all, Eddie. You don't want
to get stuck in a run and I'm here, I'm not,
I'm not, I am new, I am.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Fresh every night super Marcus Steve writs, and he says,
every time Ben you mentioned Herry Potter, all I can
think of is Loraina saying it was a Christmas movie
because it happens during Christmas, and that.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Was that was when the Gremlins attacked. We had that
little discussion.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Yeah, he says uh.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
In fact, only three movies out of eight actually cover
the Christmas period.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The books do, though.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Well, I'm glad that you've now moved the bullseye to
Lo Raina because you used to bust my balls. Supermarcus Steeves.
You know what you're talking about with Harry Potter. Well,
my wife forced me to watch the first Terry Potter.
I didn't watch the other ones, but I did watch
the first one, so I have the gist of it,
and I know enough to use pop culture references in
Malard monologues. So go pound sand. Okay, go pound sand,
(27:41):
and let's get Let's get to the jokes. Let's get
to the jokes.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame we blame we too.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's big Man's lame.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Joke of the week and everyone's favorite homeless person, weed man,
hippie from my Yeah me.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
What come man?
Speaker 1 (28:02):
How's the house search going there? Weed Man? Have you
found any other places to apply for?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I did.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I hopefully I get this place by.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Rink and road right, no way. How amazing you could
be living on Lincoln Road. Oh my god, it'd be awesome. Great,
that'd be wonderful. All right, listen, good and you've got
your email. You figured it out. I helped you out.
Yet you got the okay?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
All right, very good? Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
These are actual jokes in and by actual listeners. Think
of this as a little appetizer. Well with big block
of jokes coming up. And if you want to send
any offensive jokes, Coop, do you have any offensive jokes?
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Do not?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
No Coop used to get all these offensive jokes, but
that stopped. I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Coops in theduldrums. All right, what is Lizzo's favorite type
of seafood? What seal a meal?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
That's sir?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
For Todd, the comedian said that one in What do
lizzotire raq dot com have in common? What ten thousand
recommended installers and ten thousand calories per meal?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Outside? Noah, Noah in Austin.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
How did Lizzo get the bad taste of diet pills
out of her mouth?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
How are we weed?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're supposed to?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Oh my god, okay, with ten candy bars, with ten
of them, that's our buddy Eric in Kansas. Did you
hear that Lizzos has to have Tommy John surgery?
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Oh way?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Why?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, it's because the Dodgers training staff has put her
on a strict cawary, Count.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Gordon, what happened to the I feel like we're not
using the good lafe. I feel like we're using the battle.
Why won't Lizzo eat toast at a zoo?
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Why?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Because she does not want anything? Bread?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
In captivity again with the bad laugh. That's George in Uvalde,
So in Gordon a Tacoma, George and Uvalde, Texas. What
was Lizzo officially? What has Lizzo?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
What has official Lizzo officially been charged with?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Crimes of passion? Fruit? Oh man? What did we did?
We lose the good laugh?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Why does Lizzo choose not to eat at the restaurant
named Karma?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Why because they only serve her just desserts. That's why.
That's it, That's it. That's it again, George in that
town of.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Uvalde, Texas, Georgia, fine educator in that city, teaching the
youth of America.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Despoil horse Napkins.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I love this guy, although he writes like some letters
are capital summer lower case.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He goes up in nights. Very weird.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Anyway, did you know Lizzo lives next to bad Hamburger
Buns bro. Yeah, she's actually in the CD part of town.
Why doesn't Lizzo worry about small fry?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Why because she has bigger fish to fry. That's why.
All right, that is from Disposable Horse Napkins.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
We will pause for the cause. Straight ahead, we'll have
the weed Man radio rows.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Are you ready? Weed Man?
Speaker 3 (31:42):
And other random lame jokes. It's Big Bend's lame Jokes
of the Week for the rest of the hour.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
And it continues. We'll get to it next.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
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Speaker 1 (32:25):
The jokes continue.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's Big Days, laying jokes of the week, actual jokes
by actual listeners.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And our friend from Miami, Miami.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
When you think of Miami, you think sunshine, beautiful people
and weed Man Hippie k dere.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Yes, what.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Are you there? Weed Man? I love you? All right,
let's get back to the jokes.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Why is it so hard for weed Man Hippie to
access email? Why because Lizzo sat on his keyboard. That's
from Darryl from the Ozarks.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Thank you Darryl.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Now, this guy, Ian from Burnaby, British Columbia, loves making
weed Man jokes.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
He really you should be honored weed Man Ian every week.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Every week, this guy's sitting there in Canada and every
week he's sending a weed Man joke in he says.
He says, weed Man Hippie was arrested for shooting one
of those giant chess sets. Yeah, that's not the joke.
That's that's the setup. Yeah, that the joke is.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
He told the judge he was just big game hunting,
all right.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Yeah, Well a lot of people don't know this, but
weed man hippie has actually started taking up a sport.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Did you hear which sport?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
What?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Boxing?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That's Eric in Kansas. You love the boxes. Why did
weed Man get thrown out of the South Beach Club?
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Why?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Well, you were offended. Someone told you to raise the roof.
That's Eric in Kansas.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Did you hear that weed Man learned a new skill
while he was in jail? What?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, it's so. I don't know if I can say
this term. But it's something to do with salads, something
to do with salad. That's a John. That's John and.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
John.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love your job, but John in Youngstown. I don't
know we can say that. I mean I probably could,
but I don't want to. It's Friday. I don't want
boss to call me. Why would weed man make and
plus everyone knows what he man? Anyway? Why would weed
man make a good roommate?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Dad would Yeah, you'd make a good roommate because you'd
never used the deodorant or the toothbrush ever. Ever, that's
eek It Rose, Minnesota. Which Alice in chains song? Does
weed man hate?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
What man in the box? Man in the boxes?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Eric in Kansas? Again?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
What does the sign that we man holds up at
the entrance to the highway say what will not work
for anybody?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
That's from Dennis all right, who is the most famous
person to tell weed Man? He's above.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Helen Keller. That's Noah in Awesome boy. Those Helen Keller
jokes never get old. Why is weed Man hippie always
against every idea? Why?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Because he is a con? He's a con. That's George
in you Maalde, Texas.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
What did the back of the sign that weed Man
held up at the entrance of the freeway say what
need food and rolling papers? That's Dennis Dennis in Detroit.
Thank you Dennis to here that weed man hippie. He
bought a motel.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you bought a motel. It's called weed Man's motel.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
There is no pool, but an excellent greenhouse full of
potted plants.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
So there is that.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
All right.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Why does weed Man supplement or or why does we
men supplement his Social Security check with recycled bottles and cans?
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Because it makes sense? It makes sense?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
All right? Thank you Chip, thanks the chip and man
Chip said he's gonna watch Benny versus the penny. Are
you gonna watch Benny versus the Penny wheat Man. Yeah,
all right, it's all goodness on peacock this weekend. It's
starting today.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Why does Marcel and Brooklyn want the us the man
shredded cheese? Why he wants to make America great again?
That's g r at. That's a that's from Harry. Why
did why did me and Eddie Ben and Eddie take
the earthquake preparedness test?
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Why?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Because we knew that Robbie the Mariner fan was coming
in studio.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I still have not taking it.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I did.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's Eric in Kansas, Thank you for that.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
What is it called when someone takes a picture of
their soup and posts it online? What it's called a
faux tegraph? That's surfer Todd look to meet in very
nice there. Why does Blair never want to meet Dick
from Dayton?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Why?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Well, Chip and Maine says apparently there's a lot of
friction between Blair and Dick in Dayton.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Ed Al blames out to the way. Thank you, waed
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