September 13, 2024 • 36 mins
Ben Maller talks about the latest developments with Deshaun Watson and the Browns, Kirk Cousins saying that his Achilles feels good, Tee Higgins confused by speculation that he's 'faking' injury, Maller to the Third Degree, and much more!
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So later this hour we will have Mallard of the
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Next hour, Big Ben's lame Jokes of the week, and
the big story that everyone's talking about is the Thursday
night game, not the game itself.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Dolphins didn't show up. It was a no show.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Absentee is in performance by the Dolphins. The Bills win,
and win easily thanks to some gifts from Miami. But
somebody gives you the game, you gotta take it right.
So they took it, but you don't get extra credit
for that. The story here is to a tongue abou loa,
So a lot of pearl clutching going on in the overnight.
We don't know what's gonna happen to it. Had another concussion.
He left the game in the third quarter. Will Tua
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play again? How long is he gonna be out if
he does play? Certainly appear that Tua's gonna miss some
time for the Dolphins. They have an extended break. They
don't play until week three in Seattle. They might want
to start their horse and buggy to get out from
Miami to see I'm able to take a boat. Maybe
(02:03):
we'll do that anyway. That's the story, But our lead
this hour is not from that. There's other things going
on we want to talk about. And we go to
Northern Ohio. The ongoing soap opera, all right, the ongoing
soap opera around the Predator under center another day, another
plot twist in the life and times of the creepy quarterback. Now,
if you have not been paying attention, and I assume
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that you do not work in sports media, that you
actually have a life, you have a job, and you
have hobbies and things. Then you're not obsessing with all this.
So you probably don't know The latest woman will call
her Jane Doe.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Has there ever been a woman named Jane Doe as
that ever?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Imagine if you named Jane anyway, are you even allowed
to be named Jane Doe? The latest woman, who again
we're calling Jane Doe because that's what she wants to
be known as for now, accusing the Browns quarterback Deshaun
Watson of sexual assault in a civil lawsuit and battery
and battery. We'll soon speak to the Shield the NFL
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now her attorney Tony Buzzby, the high falutin Texas attorney
Tony Buzzby tells us that he has video evidence and
two additional witnesses. The plot thickens, so let us discuss
the question what is the word for? How things are
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looking right now for Deshaun Watson as he gets ready
to play this weekend. The Brown's gonna keep sending them
on out there. They're paying him a king's ransom, so
he'll keep playing. Brown's taking on Jacksonville this weekend. So
I've got baking cookies Saturday Night.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Live and Mark Twain.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Then we'll put all of these things together, and we
have a license to talk talk talk talk talk talk
talk talk all night, so no burn, all right, So
my word is quicksand er go. Like every cheesy old
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Hollywood movie, Deshaun Watson is slowly sinking in a playground
of quicksand can you see that in your head? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The cartoon bubble over your head.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The creepy quarterback has strongly denied these latest claims. So
Tony Buzby, what he's doing here is he's pulling out
his Neon highlighter. Buzby's this is not his first barbecue.
He's barbecued many in court. They gonna win them all.
But Buzzby knows, Hey, if I'm gonna publicly say that
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this guy did this, he's gonna deny it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So then I have to have a counter punch, and
his CounterPunch is baking cookies.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
As explain it, dif So, is it true that Deshaun
Watson was caught on candid camera with his hand in
the cookie jar after Tony Busby baked the cookies? Based
on Internet reports, forget the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's not about the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Toshan is actually the forefather of He's the inventor of
the tushy pushy. But unlike Jalen Hurts and the Birds
in Philadelphia, Deshaun Watson's version of the tush push he
calls an audible. He gets into the happy baby yoga
pose when he's doing.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The tushy pushy. That's his favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now, Watson was slapped on the wrist by the NFL.
He was given an eleven game suspension, which, if you
do the math, there were over twenty women that accused him,
so it was like a half a game for each
woman that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Had accused me.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Actually less than that because the number was over twenty.
But that was back in twenty twenty two. Well, now
we're in twenty twenty four and the allegation has returned.
Like a venereal disease. It has come back after it
laid dormant for some time. Now Watson could face additional
punishment if if he did not disclose what happened on
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that night of hanky panky with the woman Jane Do
in the previous NFL investigation. Now the plot thickened part
of this is fascinating. Tony Buzzby was rather vague, as
lawyers are to be, but he implied there was a video.
He did not say what the video was. So the
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video is their video of said activity. If that's the case,
you would think this would have been a criminal case
and not a civil case. It's actually video, so that's
probably not the situation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But is there.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Video of Watson admitting to something after the fact and
recorded where he might not have known he was recorded,
or is it just simply some benign video of Watson
entering and exiting the home.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
We don't know. But he said the video is there.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Now if that is true, Tony Busby knows that he
has an ace in the hole that if there is
video evidence, and he can prove there's video evidence, and
it is damning video evidence. It's like Shannon Sharp, except
the cameras turned the right way. Then it's all of
a sudden, the game show. Let's make a deal. How
much is it gonna cost you, Tony Busby, to send
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that video right into the Bermuda triangle?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
How much is it gonna cost you? Let's talk. I'll
send you some gold buoyon direct from the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
All right, now, page two, we go to Atlanta, the
atl great Airport in Atlanta. Gotta tell you love the
Atlanta Airport. And when you live we do the show
in Los Angeles. The worst airport you could possibly go to,
Los Angeles, right, Atlanta, great Airport. I judge cities now
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by the quality of the airport. Atlanta amazing airport, the
Atlanta Hartsfield Airport, great airport. Now, these sports teams in
the not that good. The Braves are okay, but they'll
likely miss the plaus But this is about the other team,
the football team in Atlanta, damage Control from the dirty Birds.
After a stinker, a offensive stinker, the beginning of the
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Raheem Morris two point zero edition. Here as coach Falcons
star Kirk Cousins, he said to the media this week
that his Achilles feels quote good. He used the word
good and was not was not the reason for losing
his Atlanta debut. He just said, Hey, I have to
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play better. Does that work for you? Does that work
for you? So let me put the qualifier on this
that we like Cousins. We liked the fact that we
had a listener in Minnesota years ago. That worked at
a raising canes right down the street from the Viking facility,
tell us that Kirk Cousins was a regular. He liked
(08:58):
the canniac combo at and canes. To me, that won
me over because at that same time, we were doing
propaganda about Tom Brady eating broccoli or whatever, and there's
Cousins after practice running to get the fried chicken and
the fries and the Texas toast, like that's wonderful. However,
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he looked in this particular game, Cousins, and we were flipping.
We do our own red zone things, so I was
flipping around and I kept going back the game because
of the TV show. But he's like a home depot product,
Kirk Cousins. He's a piece of lumber, right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What a stiff?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, he was absolutely stiff, and listening to Cousins
wax poetic about his situation, it reminded me of an
old SNL character, classic Saturday Night Live character from back.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They had a bit person that the character was named
Stuart Small. It was positive affirmations, and when I was
watching the Cousins news conference, in my head, it sounded
like that old character back when I used to watch
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Stuart Small is.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Like, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gunet
people like me.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know. It was that kind of vibe.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, the proof as always in anything, whether it's your
life or my life or his life.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The proof is.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
The same no matter whether you're a big star quarterback
or a gas bag overnight or whatever you do for
a living. The proof is in the quality of your product,
your brand. We say ride for the brand code of
the West and his brand right now blows and Cousins
is back in the frying pan. Now Atlanta does not
play until Monday night. It's the Battle of the Birds
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in Philly.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
On Monday night fall. We know Monday night football.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
We know Cousins always plays well on Monday night unless
he doesn't. All right, final point, We go now to
Sinsati and follow up.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Follow up to previous malamanologue.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We told you the mother of a Bengal player upset
and was using profanity.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, now the sun has chimed in.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Why is Bengals wide receiver t Higgins confused by the
speculation that he is faking the hamstring injury. He discussed this.
He seemed perplexed by the situation. So my theory is
either he's just playing dumb or he's on a roadboat
(11:25):
floating down river. And as Mark Twain famously said, Denial
ain't just a river in Egypt. Right, Higgins knows, I
would assume I'm gonna give him the benefit of doubt
that T. Higgins knows that NFL players have been accused
of and there is evidence of pulling similar stunts in
years past. So that is why you should be cynical
(11:50):
as a fan. Like the player's upset, just do generically right.
Generic players upset with the franchise tag not getting the
extension that he so richly deserves, so he acts, debates
what we call a slow down or the blue flu,
a strike against the machine to get vengeance.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
It happens in every business. In the military.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Check out article eighty three of the Uniform Code of
Military Justice.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You boys that had been in the military, you probably
know this. It's called malingering. Article eighty three in the
Code of Justice. There malingering.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Now Higgins denies that this malingering is legit. However, could
you imagine if he had said, yes, yeah, I could
probably play. I just I don't feel like it you know,
I had some bad skyline chili and I had to
(12:43):
read Justin and Cincinnati's postings on social media, and that
drove me a little battye. So I had a stomach
ache and I just didn't feel like playing. Can you
imagine me it said that? Oh man, now that would
have been a better story. It is the Ben Mallor Show.
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Speaker 1 (13:23):
We'll still pay off that tease from earlier.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We didn't get to hulk of a take and blame me.
I'm the guy. Blame me, I'm the guy. We'll get
to that as well. We will do it all and
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Do it next.
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If you go to my social media on the X machine.
We had a bet paid off and made me very proud.
Art Puffin, the Great Art Puffin og Art Puffin, and
he had a bet with Andy the comic book guy,
and no, Art Puffin is a Dolphin fan. And it
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looks like to me it's very grainy video, but he
had a bet and he said he would take a
pie to the face if the Dolphins lost to the Bills,
and Andy the comic book guy said, okay, if the
Bills lose, I'll take the pie right to the face.
And sure enough, there's video evidence here of the dolphin fan.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Art Puffin. Looks like he's out in front of his.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Home there on the street, and he took the pie
right there to the to the face, and he's appears
to be wearing a Ryan Tannehill. Is that a Ryan
Tannehill Dolphins jersey that he's wearing.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I think that's a right. I don't know, maybe not,
just it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And I like that he recorded this in a way
that makes it seem he's being held captive, like he's
a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay or something like that, and
this is like a ransom situation, like free me. I'm
fascinated by that, but very nice, good job by him.
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says, Jane Doe is Donut Kelly's alias. Now,
(16:47):
I see what sure you're doing there? Who else do
we have page down? I don't know if you want
to read that. A lot of reaction to the art
puffin video and people pointing out big props to him
for for doing that. Yeah, I know what it's like
to pay off a bed. It's not easy to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
What I did was worse than a cream pie to
the face. I had to eat bull testicles which were
still waiting for that. Still wait and go back and
look at the video. It's in the archive on Instagram
and Facebook. There for the show, and you can analyze
the video and the lying at all.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
They were just donut holes, ben.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
No, no, no, it was it was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It was even worse because, uh, the the product.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That I consumed there, the Rocky Mountain oisters, which it
was beef. And what was that beef jerkey made out of? Eddie?
What was it made out of that?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's not the point.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
No, look, okay, look they were it was Rocky Mountain
oyster jerky. But not so let me ask you. They're
usually actual giant testicles.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You guys at oysters, that's what they are. And he
didn't eat that Lorena, so he did not pay off
his bet, Loraina.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
These guys are just haters. Let me explain the rain,
your sweet spirit. I'm so glad you're back. Remember that.
I'm a big fan. So here's the thing, Lorainah until
he turns on you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
My friends in Denver have told me that.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Nobody, no, nobody has said this what he's about to say,
Nobody has ever said this.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
But continue, Yeah, yeah, sure, go ahead, continue.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Your honor. I was I was rudely.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I would like you to censure the uh the prosecutor
over there, because that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Was rudely interrupted the friends. All right, so let me explain.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So, at the time we did this on the air,
I had multiple listeners in Denver that reached out to
me and said, you know, Rocky Mountain Noise is just
local delicacy in Denver, and they're they're delicious. They're beaded,
they're breaded and fried.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Oh yeah, sounds great, right, but and you.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Eat them and it tasts great.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What I did was much difficult, much more difficult, because
I did to chew the testicles that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, you dumped that ray. I think.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
It's on the podcast. It'll be a drop. It's never
gonna it's never gonna die, never die.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
It's a classic moment, right, No, serious, I.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Mean the process of consuming the item, there was more chewing.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Were they really chewy though?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Like it was so it completely changes the texture.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, No, it's more disgusting. You get it was like
there was like a vein in it.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It was a liar jerky it was right.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You can't even say it with his straight face, all right.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
And there was another time Larina where he was supposed
to eat watch dressing, dressing and then he immediately spit
it out in the trash. Can, and he says he
ate it. He didn't swallow, swallow.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm a spinner. Wrong with you, Eddie, You're so demanding
leave me alone? My god? All right, the defense, the
defense rests. That is a win for me. Me and
my guy are way to go art puffing.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
We stand united now, Matthew Warrior Raider Tom Brady Rose
fan writes in and he says the Jalen Wattle Jaylen
Wattle wears number seventeen. I think that's a newer dolphin jersey.
So I'm saying it's a wattle jersey. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Am I the only like the videos. It's great that
he did it art puffing, but the videos all.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
But apparently I blocked him for some reasons.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Why would you block art pop?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
He was actually complaining about that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Unblocked art the guy took a pile to the face.
You block art puffin.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Eddie also has Donkey Sausage blocked?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Eddie? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
You can't block Donkey Sausage the sausage? What's wrong for you? Eddie?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
You just mustaged something about it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You're an animal.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I'm probably had something to do with some pickle videos
that they post. Sometimes sometimes I'm just not in the
mood to see some disgusting pickle video.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So I just you know, all right, uh ferg dog right.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Since says Ben deserves major props for paying off the
Rocky Mountain oyster bet men like him are a dying breed.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh god, God, what's wrong with it? That's fine, Yeah,
it's wonderful. Can I see your balls show?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I'd like to see.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, Okay, anyway, it is h the Ben mal show.
As we are are pressing on here, so whole Cogan
had a hulk of a take the wrestling icon from
my childhood, Haul Cogan.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He recently said that he.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Fears Jake Paul could quote kill Mike Tyson in their fight.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I mean it's going to bring a gun into the ring.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, he claimed, because of the age difference now Haul
Cogan's I think he's in his seventies. Now, my god,
I getting old. We're all getting old. But anyway, Yeah,
he recently did an interview and he said he's concerned
because of the youth factor that that will we'll do
too much. He says, I love Mike to death. I
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don't want Jake to kill Mike Jesus, he said, So
Tyson's closing in on sixty and Jake Paul. What is
Jake Paul like his late late twenties. I think I
believe I'm right on that there's a massive, massive age
gap between these two.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
The fight was a Ridge's supposed happen in July. You
might twenty seven, all right, So he's twenty seven. So yeah,
that's a big that's a large gap.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So anyway, if I was gonna happen back in July,
then Mike Tyson almost died on a plane flying to
LA from Miami or vice versa, and so it's been
postponed until November fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So this is around the time.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
We're about a month We were actually more than a
couple months away, but this is around the time that
we start getting the hype for the fight. Because then
they shut it down about a month before they go
into training for this sham fight.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We have an off road.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I don't think ty I think if someone's going to die,
Tyson would still be if if this I think this
fight's gonna be a sham, But if it's on the
up and up, I would think that Mike Tyson, a
trained assassin could kill Jake Paul rather than Jake Paul
killing Tyson.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yes, is Tyson the one who bit off the ear?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
That's him?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yes, Yes, he's got a tattoo on his face.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Does Jake Paul know that his ears are at risk?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
He should?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Only then it's all a sham. It's all yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
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Sunday Sunday, we got fun facts, so it's all about
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Fact fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, all right, so the bottom of the hour fun
fact which is always mind blowing and what you look
forward to here the US Open.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Some fun facts from the US Open. That's a ten tournament.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
They were selling honey Deuce drinks. Wow, honeydeus drinks at
the US Open. We have the tail of the tape here.
They were selling that the honey Deuce drink. Let's see
here it was what it is, a grey Goose vodka
based cocktail.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Made with lemonade. It's got a raspberry liquor and honeydew
mellon pieces cheap like tennis balls. Stop it. Yeah, so
twenty three dollars?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
How much money do you think they made at the
US Open from selling Honey Deuce the alcoholic pepper twenty
three dollars a pop at the US Open, closest one
wins without going over showcase showdown rules, we'll start with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We need a dollar amount. A dollar amount, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
How much revenue did they make at the US Open
tennis tournament in New York from selling twenty three dollars
adult beverages the Honey Douce grey Goose vodka cocktail with
the lemonade raspberry liquor and honeydew melon pieces shaped like
tennis balls.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, but as you know, I'm very good at these games.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Don't mess with my game.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Let's go with one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, one hundred thousand dollars? Fine, start, What about you, Lorraina.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I'm gonna go seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Ben, Okay, that's not a great. Guess, it's not great,
but go ahead there? Cool?
Speaker 6 (26:27):
All right?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
So I think the like capacity of the US Open
stadium is like twenty three thousand.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Uh say, like, let's say a third of those spot This.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Is for the whole event though, yeah, for the whole event.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, it's not just one one event. It's oh oh
a whole week.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Oh geez, okay, I'll go two hundred thousand. Oh well
I should have known that. Sorry, Can I redo my guest?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah? Well, go ahead, Loraina, go ahead, five hundred all right?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Well, uh, the.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
US Tennis Association announced they sold This is crazy. They
sold five hundred and fifty six thousand, seven eighty two.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well well no, wait, but that means that's just how
many they sold.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
At twenty dollars a pop, they pulled in almost thirteen
million dollars in revenue.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Shot Doug, Yeah, is that not mind blowing? Is that
not a fun's?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Those I'm looking at a picture of the honey deuce.
That looks good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It does look good.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And Cooper, I don't even like alcohol drinks.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, I don't much either, but that looks pretty good.
But yeah, they sold five hundred and fifty six thousand
of those things and twelve point eight million in revenue.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
How adorable are these little honey dude tennis balls?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, I'm sure that's what they're thinking. This is so
adorable as.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I You must get that.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'm guessing they give you that souvenir cup you'll probably
get with it right the US Open Championship, Greg Goose, I.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Would absolutely buy this for twenty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, well next year, Coop, go to New York in
August when they have the evidence.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
It's your freshing beverage.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's a lot of five. Is this sold over half
a million of those things? That is insane to me?
And it's also fun. It's a fun fact and that's
what we do fun.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yes. By the way, Kathy and Madison, God bless her.
She went back and found the video of me eating
the proof of me eating the Rocky Mountain noise. It's yeah,
and Milkman Mike has my back as well. That the
upstcale restaurants they have the jerky I think is what
he said there. Terry in England also congratulated me for
(28:50):
paying off my bets. Keith Ocho Textos says that was
a Marconi Award winning segment on the strength of the
drop potential.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
But there's no that will come out of it. Nobody
heard it. It was dumped.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It will not make the podcast. So don't worry about that.
These people have my back and they would never make
me look bad at all. I'm a professional. I have
a national TV show now. I cannot be embarrassed on
a radio show.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Please, You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, Alf, I
know it is shocking.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Alf says, I can't wait to block the block badge
by Eddie, to wear the block badge by Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But he has silenced me for what it is worth?
Have you silenced? Alf? The alien O Piner also.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Uh, it's possible.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh my god, Eddie, you are not the man of
the people. You are not the man of the people.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
It's always deserved. Whoever, I don't just do it, you know,
Willy nilly, it's there's something they've done that's offensive.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What is wrong with you, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
These are the people that put us on the air,
that put food on her plate. These are the backbone
the content creators, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Shame on you.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
No, he's not blocked. Alf's not blocked.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
You're just muted. You just muted him.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
The only ones I'll like, I'll block somebody like they threatened.
I mute people like who are annoying, like Mark the
full name guy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
People like that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I mute them because I don't have time for them.
I'm busy, and they really serve no purpose in my life.
But you really have to go pretty far from me
to muture, really pretty far from me to mutua Massol
Mickey says. The haulkster was in Danvers, mass yesterday at
a market basket supermarket.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, there's a photo them right there, Alkamania. Very cool.
All right, we'll press on here.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We have mallord to the third degree that is right
around the band mallor to the third degree time now
for the insta trivia, and here it is. Only four
players in NFL history have totaled at least twenty sacks
on four interceptions through three career seasons. Those players are
Aiden Hutchinson of the Lions, who's just done it, Play Matthews,
(30:56):
Lawrence Taylor, and Blank. Again, only four players in NFL
history I've had at least twenty sacks and four interceptions
through three career years. That's Lions Aiden Hutchinson right now
currently active, Clay Matthews, Lawrence Taylor and Blank.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
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That is coming up, Mam Mantelia. Time now for the
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four players NFL history have totaled at least twenty sacks
and four interceptions through three seasons of their career. Aiden
Hutchinson of the Lions, Right now, Clay Matthews, Lawrence Taylor,
and Blank.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That is the question. What is the answer? Listen? Does
anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Sid Jenkins guest by Benito the long Suffering Cowboy fan.
He said, the dude that looks like Cooper Loop Cortes
Kennedy from poly d Clubber Lang from Milkman, Mike in Colorado,
Jose Theodore who is forty eight.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Today from Late Night Drug Tester? Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
The thin skinned Kevin Durant. Look, it does look like
Kevin Duranto. That's Alf the Alien Opiner. Andrew van Ginkel
from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Carl Banks from Patrick in
San Diego.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Andy from Lionel Lakes in Minnesota, going with Purple Peep
leader legend John Randall as his answer.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Michael Crabtree from Shane in Des Moines, Danny.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Bonaducci, the old radio guy from Spacoli, Paige Down, Frosty
Rucker of the Bengals from Stuck in Sacramento, Adam Marshal
Ledigus by Shawn and Portland.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
What's that you at?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
A former Dolphins linebacker A J. Dewey.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Dewey good name, but no, the correct answer is Cornelius Bennett,
the old Bill good name though like.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
The name Cornelius Benny, it's maller. How about that?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
To the third degree, this is one big Ben gets grilled.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Hey, the cool Panthers owner David Tepper has now fired
a head coach mid season for the last two seasons
in a row. Current head coach Dave Canal has said
that he met with Tepper after the disastrous season opening
loss and that he said that he got a lot
of support.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Ben.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Do you think Canalis makes it to the end of
the season.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well, the odds are not zero.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I mean, there's a chance that if you look at
the track record that David Tepper is such a hothead,
he's so diabolical that he could do it if the
Carolina Panthers played the way they played in Week one
Sunday and then do it again the next couple of weeks. Yeah,
there's absolutely a dimension in the multiverse where he gets fired.
But I would say the odds on this happening are
less than five percent because they're not going to be
(35:28):
that bad every week. And David Tepper, you just can't
keep firing coaches because eventually the amount of money you're
gonna have to pay for coaches is just over the top.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Next, so there's been a lot of talk recently about
how Kirk Cousins doesn't look fully recovered from his injury
and that it could be a rough sledding for the
Falcons coming up here, Ben, how long before they go
to Michael Pennock Junior.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm gonna double down on Cousins.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'll say Cousins plays until at least week fourteen, at least.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Week fourteen, and then after that they'll pull the plug. Next.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
So, with's how terrible just defense looked against the forty
nine ers in Week one. Do you think Hassan Reddick
has more leverage over the team in his holdout?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
No, because Hassan Redick is one guy out of eleven.
He's a good player, but he's not gonna take the
game over. And the main problem with the Jets is
they had a bunch of sluggers. They were floating, they
weren't tackling. They're floating on the lazy River. I think
there's a better chance that Hassan Reddick is traded for
draft picks rather than ends up playing another game for
the Jets.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
How did we do.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
That?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Is a win on a Friday. I won on a Friday.
A Friday win
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Next hour, Big Ben's lame Jokes of the week, and
the big story that everyone's talking about is the Thursday
night game, not the game itself.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Dolphins didn't show up. It was a no show.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Absentee is in performance by the Dolphins. The Bills win,
and win easily thanks to some gifts from Miami. But
somebody gives you the game, you gotta take it right.
So they took it, but you don't get extra credit
for that. The story here is to a tongue abou loa,
So a lot of pearl clutching going on in the overnight.
We don't know what's gonna happen to it. Had another concussion.
He left the game in the third quarter. Will Tua
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play again? How long is he gonna be out if
he does play? Certainly appear that Tua's gonna miss some
time for the Dolphins. They have an extended break. They
don't play until week three in Seattle. They might want
to start their horse and buggy to get out from
Miami to see I'm able to take a boat. Maybe
(02:03):
we'll do that anyway. That's the story, But our lead
this hour is not from that. There's other things going
on we want to talk about. And we go to
Northern Ohio. The ongoing soap opera, all right, the ongoing
soap opera around the Predator under center another day, another
plot twist in the life and times of the creepy quarterback. Now,
if you have not been paying attention, and I assume
(02:27):
that you do not work in sports media, that you
actually have a life, you have a job, and you
have hobbies and things. Then you're not obsessing with all this.
So you probably don't know The latest woman will call
her Jane Doe.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Has there ever been a woman named Jane Doe as
that ever?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Imagine if you named Jane anyway, are you even allowed
to be named Jane Doe? The latest woman, who again
we're calling Jane Doe because that's what she wants to
be known as for now, accusing the Browns quarterback Deshaun
Watson of sexual assault in a civil lawsuit and battery
and battery. We'll soon speak to the Shield the NFL
(03:05):
now her attorney Tony Buzzby, the high falutin Texas attorney
Tony Buzzby tells us that he has video evidence and
two additional witnesses. The plot thickens, so let us discuss
the question what is the word for? How things are
(03:27):
looking right now for Deshaun Watson as he gets ready
to play this weekend. The Brown's gonna keep sending them
on out there. They're paying him a king's ransom, so
he'll keep playing. Brown's taking on Jacksonville this weekend. So
I've got baking cookies Saturday Night.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Live and Mark Twain.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Then we'll put all of these things together, and we
have a license to talk talk talk talk talk talk
talk talk all night, so no burn, all right, So
my word is quicksand er go. Like every cheesy old
(04:06):
Hollywood movie, Deshaun Watson is slowly sinking in a playground
of quicksand can you see that in your head? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
The cartoon bubble over your head.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
The creepy quarterback has strongly denied these latest claims. So
Tony Buzby, what he's doing here is he's pulling out
his Neon highlighter. Buzby's this is not his first barbecue.
He's barbecued many in court. They gonna win them all.
But Buzzby knows, Hey, if I'm gonna publicly say that
(04:36):
this guy did this, he's gonna deny it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
So then I have to have a counter punch, and
his CounterPunch is baking cookies.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
As explain it, dif So, is it true that Deshaun
Watson was caught on candid camera with his hand in
the cookie jar after Tony Busby baked the cookies? Based
on Internet reports, forget the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
It's not about the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Toshan is actually the forefather of He's the inventor of
the tushy pushy. But unlike Jalen Hurts and the Birds
in Philadelphia, Deshaun Watson's version of the tush push he
calls an audible. He gets into the happy baby yoga
pose when he's doing.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
The tushy pushy. That's his favorite.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Now, Watson was slapped on the wrist by the NFL.
He was given an eleven game suspension, which, if you
do the math, there were over twenty women that accused him,
so it was like a half a game for each
woman that.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Had accused me.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Actually less than that because the number was over twenty.
But that was back in twenty twenty two. Well, now
we're in twenty twenty four and the allegation has returned.
Like a venereal disease. It has come back after it
laid dormant for some time. Now Watson could face additional
punishment if if he did not disclose what happened on
(06:03):
that night of hanky panky with the woman Jane Do
in the previous NFL investigation. Now the plot thickened part
of this is fascinating. Tony Buzzby was rather vague, as
lawyers are to be, but he implied there was a video.
He did not say what the video was. So the
(06:26):
video is their video of said activity. If that's the case,
you would think this would have been a criminal case
and not a civil case. It's actually video, so that's
probably not the situation.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
But is there.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Video of Watson admitting to something after the fact and
recorded where he might not have known he was recorded,
or is it just simply some benign video of Watson
entering and exiting the home.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
We don't know. But he said the video is there.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Now if that is true, Tony Busby knows that he
has an ace in the hole that if there is
video evidence, and he can prove there's video evidence, and
it is damning video evidence. It's like Shannon Sharp, except
the cameras turned the right way. Then it's all of
a sudden, the game show. Let's make a deal. How
much is it gonna cost you, Tony Busby, to send
(07:22):
that video right into the Bermuda triangle?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
How much is it gonna cost you? Let's talk. I'll
send you some gold buoyon direct from the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
All right, now, page two, we go to Atlanta, the
atl great Airport in Atlanta. Gotta tell you love the
Atlanta Airport. And when you live we do the show
in Los Angeles. The worst airport you could possibly go to,
Los Angeles, right, Atlanta, great Airport. I judge cities now
(07:53):
by the quality of the airport. Atlanta amazing airport, the
Atlanta Hartsfield Airport, great airport. Now, these sports teams in
the not that good. The Braves are okay, but they'll
likely miss the plaus But this is about the other team,
the football team in Atlanta, damage Control from the dirty Birds.
After a stinker, a offensive stinker, the beginning of the
(08:15):
Raheem Morris two point zero edition. Here as coach Falcons
star Kirk Cousins, he said to the media this week
that his Achilles feels quote good. He used the word
good and was not was not the reason for losing
his Atlanta debut. He just said, Hey, I have to
(08:36):
play better. Does that work for you? Does that work
for you? So let me put the qualifier on this
that we like Cousins. We liked the fact that we
had a listener in Minnesota years ago. That worked at
a raising canes right down the street from the Viking facility,
tell us that Kirk Cousins was a regular. He liked
(08:58):
the canniac combo at and canes. To me, that won
me over because at that same time, we were doing
propaganda about Tom Brady eating broccoli or whatever, and there's
Cousins after practice running to get the fried chicken and
the fries and the Texas toast, like that's wonderful. However,
(09:20):
he looked in this particular game, Cousins, and we were flipping.
We do our own red zone things, so I was
flipping around and I kept going back the game because
of the TV show. But he's like a home depot product,
Kirk Cousins. He's a piece of lumber, right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What a stiff?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I mean, he was absolutely stiff, and listening to Cousins
wax poetic about his situation, it reminded me of an
old SNL character, classic Saturday Night Live character from back.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
In the day.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
They had a bit person that the character was named
Stuart Small. It was positive affirmations, and when I was
watching the Cousins news conference, in my head, it sounded
like that old character back when I used to watch
Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Stuart Small is.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Like, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gunet
people like me.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know. It was that kind of vibe.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Now, the proof as always in anything, whether it's your
life or my life or his life.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
The proof is.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
The same no matter whether you're a big star quarterback
or a gas bag overnight or whatever you do for
a living. The proof is in the quality of your product,
your brand. We say ride for the brand code of
the West and his brand right now blows and Cousins
is back in the frying pan. Now Atlanta does not
play until Monday night. It's the Battle of the Birds
(10:41):
in Philly.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
On Monday night fall. We know Monday night football.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
We know Cousins always plays well on Monday night unless
he doesn't. All right, final point, We go now to
Sinsati and follow up.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Follow up to previous malamanologue.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We told you the mother of a Bengal player upset
and was using profanity.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well, now the sun has chimed in.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Why is Bengals wide receiver t Higgins confused by the
speculation that he is faking the hamstring injury. He discussed this.
He seemed perplexed by the situation. So my theory is
either he's just playing dumb or he's on a roadboat
(11:25):
floating down river. And as Mark Twain famously said, Denial
ain't just a river in Egypt. Right, Higgins knows, I
would assume I'm gonna give him the benefit of doubt
that T. Higgins knows that NFL players have been accused
of and there is evidence of pulling similar stunts in
years past. So that is why you should be cynical
(11:50):
as a fan. Like the player's upset, just do generically right.
Generic players upset with the franchise tag not getting the
extension that he so richly deserves, so he acts, debates
what we call a slow down or the blue flu,
a strike against the machine to get vengeance.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
It happens in every business. In the military.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Check out article eighty three of the Uniform Code of
Military Justice.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You boys that had been in the military, you probably
know this. It's called malingering. Article eighty three in the
Code of Justice. There malingering.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Now Higgins denies that this malingering is legit. However, could
you imagine if he had said, yes, yeah, I could
probably play. I just I don't feel like it you know,
I had some bad skyline chili and I had to
(12:43):
read Justin and Cincinnati's postings on social media, and that
drove me a little battye. So I had a stomach
ache and I just didn't feel like playing. Can you
imagine me it said that? Oh man, now that would
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If you go to my social media on the X machine.
We had a bet paid off and made me very proud.
Art Puffin, the Great Art Puffin og Art Puffin, and
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(15:36):
looks like to me it's very grainy video, but he
had a bet and he said he would take a
pie to the face if the Dolphins lost to the Bills,
and Andy the comic book guy said, okay, if the
Bills lose, I'll take the pie right to the face.
And sure enough, there's video evidence here of the dolphin fan.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Art Puffin. Looks like he's out in front of his.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Home there on the street, and he took the pie
right there to the to the face, and he's appears
to be wearing a Ryan Tannehill. Is that a Ryan
Tannehill Dolphins jersey that he's wearing.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I think that's a right. I don't know, maybe not,
just it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
And I like that he recorded this in a way
that makes it seem he's being held captive, like he's
a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay or something like that, and
this is like a ransom situation, like free me. I'm
fascinated by that, but very nice, good job by him.
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota says, Jane Doe is Donut Kelly's alias. Now,
(16:47):
I see what sure you're doing there? Who else do
we have page down? I don't know if you want
to read that. A lot of reaction to the art
puffin video and people pointing out big props to him
for for doing that. Yeah, I know what it's like
to pay off a bed. It's not easy to do it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I did it.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
What I did was worse than a cream pie to
the face. I had to eat bull testicles which were
still waiting for that. Still wait and go back and
look at the video. It's in the archive on Instagram
and Facebook. There for the show, and you can analyze
the video and the lying at all.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
They were just donut holes, ben.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
No, no, no, it was it was.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It was even worse because, uh, the the product.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
That I consumed there, the Rocky Mountain oisters, which it
was beef. And what was that beef jerkey made out of? Eddie?
What was it made out of that?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
That's not the point.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
No, look, okay, look they were it was Rocky Mountain
oyster jerky. But not so let me ask you. They're
usually actual giant testicles.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
You guys at oysters, that's what they are. And he
didn't eat that Lorena, so he did not pay off
his bet, Loraina.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
These guys are just haters. Let me explain the rain,
your sweet spirit. I'm so glad you're back. Remember that.
I'm a big fan. So here's the thing, Lorainah until
he turns on you.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
My friends in Denver have told me that.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Nobody, no, nobody has said this what he's about to say,
Nobody has ever said this.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
But continue, Yeah, yeah, sure, go ahead, continue.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Your honor. I was I was rudely.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
I would like you to censure the uh the prosecutor
over there, because that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Was rudely interrupted the friends. All right, so let me explain.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So, at the time we did this on the air,
I had multiple listeners in Denver that reached out to
me and said, you know, Rocky Mountain Noise is just
local delicacy in Denver, and they're they're delicious. They're beaded,
they're breaded and fried.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Oh yeah, sounds great, right, but and you.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Eat them and it tasts great.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
What I did was much difficult, much more difficult, because
I did to chew the testicles that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, you dumped that ray. I think.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
It's on the podcast. It'll be a drop. It's never
gonna it's never gonna die, never die.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
It's a classic moment, right, No, serious, I.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Mean the process of consuming the item, there was more chewing.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Were they really chewy though?
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Like it was so it completely changes the texture.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, No, it's more disgusting. You get it was like
there was like a vein in it.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
It was a liar jerky it was right.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
You can't even say it with his straight face, all right.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
And there was another time Larina where he was supposed
to eat watch dressing, dressing and then he immediately spit
it out in the trash. Can, and he says he
ate it. He didn't swallow, swallow.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm a spinner. Wrong with you, Eddie, You're so demanding
leave me alone? My god? All right, the defense, the
defense rests. That is a win for me. Me and
my guy are way to go art puffing.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
We stand united now, Matthew Warrior Raider Tom Brady Rose
fan writes in and he says the Jalen Wattle Jaylen
Wattle wears number seventeen. I think that's a newer dolphin jersey.
So I'm saying it's a wattle jersey. It's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Am I the only like the videos. It's great that
he did it art puffing, but the videos all.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
But apparently I blocked him for some reasons.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Why would you block art pop?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
He was actually complaining about that yesterday.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Unblocked art the guy took a pile to the face.
You block art puffin.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Eddie also has Donkey Sausage blocked?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Eddie? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
You can't block Donkey Sausage the sausage? What's wrong for you? Eddie?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Come on, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:23):
You just mustaged something about it.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You're an animal.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
I'm probably had something to do with some pickle videos
that they post. Sometimes sometimes I'm just not in the
mood to see some disgusting pickle video.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So I just you know, all right, uh ferg dog right.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Since says Ben deserves major props for paying off the
Rocky Mountain oyster bet men like him are a dying breed.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh god, God, what's wrong with it? That's fine, Yeah,
it's wonderful. Can I see your balls show?
Speaker 6 (21:51):
I'd like to see.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, Okay, anyway, it is h the Ben mal show.
As we are are pressing on here, so whole Cogan
had a hulk of a take the wrestling icon from
my childhood, Haul Cogan.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
He recently said that he.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Fears Jake Paul could quote kill Mike Tyson in their fight.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I mean it's going to bring a gun into the ring.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
No, he claimed, because of the age difference now Haul
Cogan's I think he's in his seventies. Now, my god,
I getting old. We're all getting old. But anyway, Yeah,
he recently did an interview and he said he's concerned
because of the youth factor that that will we'll do
too much. He says, I love Mike to death. I
(22:38):
don't want Jake to kill Mike Jesus, he said, So
Tyson's closing in on sixty and Jake Paul. What is
Jake Paul like his late late twenties. I think I
believe I'm right on that there's a massive, massive age
gap between these two.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
The fight was a Ridge's supposed happen in July. You
might twenty seven, all right, So he's twenty seven. So yeah,
that's a big that's a large gap.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
So anyway, if I was gonna happen back in July,
then Mike Tyson almost died on a plane flying to
LA from Miami or vice versa, and so it's been
postponed until November fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So this is around the time.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
We're about a month We were actually more than a
couple months away, but this is around the time that
we start getting the hype for the fight. Because then
they shut it down about a month before they go
into training for this sham fight.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
We have an off road.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
I don't think ty I think if someone's going to die,
Tyson would still be if if this I think this
fight's gonna be a sham, But if it's on the
up and up, I would think that Mike Tyson, a
trained assassin could kill Jake Paul rather than Jake Paul
killing Tyson.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Yes, is Tyson the one who bit off the ear?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
That's him?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yes, Yes, he's got a tattoo on his face.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Does Jake Paul know that his ears are at risk?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
He should?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Only then it's all a sham. It's all yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Best Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
It is the Ben Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
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Speaker 1 (24:30):
We'll see what happens with that on Sunday, Sunday. Sunday.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Sunday Sunday, we got fun facts, so it's all about
the fun fun.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Fact fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, all right, so the bottom of the hour fun
fact which is always mind blowing and what you look
forward to here the US Open.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Some fun facts from the US Open. That's a ten tournament.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
They were selling honey Deuce drinks. Wow, honeydeus drinks at
the US Open. We have the tail of the tape here.
They were selling that the honey Deuce drink. Let's see
here it was what it is, a grey Goose vodka
based cocktail.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Made with lemonade. It's got a raspberry liquor and honeydew
mellon pieces cheap like tennis balls. Stop it. Yeah, so
twenty three dollars?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
How much money do you think they made at the
US Open from selling Honey Deuce the alcoholic pepper twenty
three dollars a pop at the US Open, closest one
wins without going over showcase showdown rules, we'll start with Eddie.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
We need a dollar amount. A dollar amount, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
How much revenue did they make at the US Open
tennis tournament in New York from selling twenty three dollars
adult beverages the Honey Douce grey Goose vodka cocktail with
the lemonade raspberry liquor and honeydew melon pieces shaped like
tennis balls.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Well, but as you know, I'm very good at these games.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Don't mess with my game.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Let's go with one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Okay, one hundred thousand dollars? Fine, start, What about you, Lorraina.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I'm gonna go seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Ben, Okay, that's not a great. Guess, it's not great,
but go ahead there? Cool?
Speaker 6 (26:27):
All right?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
So I think the like capacity of the US Open
stadium is like twenty three thousand.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Uh say, like, let's say a third of those spot This.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Is for the whole event though, yeah, for the whole event.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, it's not just one one event. It's oh oh
a whole week.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Oh geez, okay, I'll go two hundred thousand. Oh well
I should have known that. Sorry, Can I redo my guest?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah? Well, go ahead, Loraina, go ahead, five hundred all right?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Well, uh, the.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
US Tennis Association announced they sold This is crazy. They
sold five hundred and fifty six thousand, seven eighty two.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well well no, wait, but that means that's just how
many they sold.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
At twenty dollars a pop, they pulled in almost thirteen
million dollars in revenue.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Shot Doug, Yeah, is that not mind blowing? Is that
not a fun's?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:33):
Those I'm looking at a picture of the honey deuce.
That looks good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
It does look good.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And Cooper, I don't even like alcohol drinks.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Yeah, I don't much either, but that looks pretty good.
But yeah, they sold five hundred and fifty six thousand
of those things and twelve point eight million in revenue.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
How adorable are these little honey dude tennis balls?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yeah, I'm sure that's what they're thinking. This is so
adorable as.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I You must get that.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
I'm guessing they give you that souvenir cup you'll probably
get with it right the US Open Championship, Greg Goose, I.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
Would absolutely buy this for twenty three dollars.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, well next year, Coop, go to New York in
August when they have the evidence.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
It's your freshing beverage.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That's a lot of five. Is this sold over half
a million of those things? That is insane to me?
And it's also fun. It's a fun fact and that's
what we do fun.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yes. By the way, Kathy and Madison, God bless her.
She went back and found the video of me eating
the proof of me eating the Rocky Mountain noise. It's yeah,
and Milkman Mike has my back as well. That the
upstcale restaurants they have the jerky I think is what
he said there. Terry in England also congratulated me for
(28:50):
paying off my bets. Keith Ocho Textos says that was
a Marconi Award winning segment on the strength of the
drop potential.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
But there's no that will come out of it. Nobody
heard it. It was dumped.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
It will not make the podcast. So don't worry about that.
These people have my back and they would never make
me look bad at all. I'm a professional. I have
a national TV show now. I cannot be embarrassed on
a radio show.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Please, You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, Alf, I
know it is shocking.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Alf says, I can't wait to block the block badge
by Eddie, to wear the block badge by Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
But he has silenced me for what it is worth?
Have you silenced? Alf? The alien O Piner also.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Uh, it's possible.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Oh my god, Eddie, you are not the man of
the people. You are not the man of the people.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
It's always deserved. Whoever, I don't just do it, you know,
Willy nilly, it's there's something they've done that's offensive.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What is wrong with you, Eddie?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
These are the people that put us on the air,
that put food on her plate. These are the backbone
the content creators, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Shame on you.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
No, he's not blocked. Alf's not blocked.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
You're just muted. You just muted him.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
The only ones I'll like, I'll block somebody like they threatened.
I mute people like who are annoying, like Mark the
full name guy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
People like that.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
I mute them because I don't have time for them.
I'm busy, and they really serve no purpose in my life.
But you really have to go pretty far from me
to muture, really pretty far from me to mutua Massol
Mickey says. The haulkster was in Danvers, mass yesterday at
a market basket supermarket.
Speaker 6 (30:22):
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, there's a photo them right there, Alkamania. Very cool.
All right, we'll press on here.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
We have mallord to the third degree that is right
around the band mallor to the third degree time now
for the insta trivia, and here it is. Only four
players in NFL history have totaled at least twenty sacks
on four interceptions through three career seasons. Those players are
Aiden Hutchinson of the Lions, who's just done it, Play Matthews,
(30:56):
Lawrence Taylor, and Blank. Again, only four players in NFL
history I've had at least twenty sacks and four interceptions
through three career years. That's Lions Aiden Hutchinson right now
currently active, Clay Matthews, Lawrence Taylor and Blank.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
That is your instad trivia. The answer. We'll get to
it and we will do it next.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
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Speaker 2 (31:54):
We are going to have Malor to the third degree.
That is coming up, Mam Mantelia. Time now for the
Insta Trivia. This portion of the show made past possible
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(32:56):
We go to the NFL one more. I'm only four players,
four players NFL history have totaled at least twenty sacks
and four interceptions through three seasons of their career. Aiden
Hutchinson of the Lions, Right now, Clay Matthews, Lawrence Taylor,
and Blank.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
That is the question. What is the answer? Listen? Does
anyone know the answer?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Sid Jenkins guest by Benito the long Suffering Cowboy fan.
He said, the dude that looks like Cooper Loop Cortes
Kennedy from poly d Clubber Lang from Milkman, Mike in Colorado,
Jose Theodore who is forty eight.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Today from Late Night Drug Tester? Who else? Page down?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
The thin skinned Kevin Durant. Look, it does look like
Kevin Duranto. That's Alf the Alien Opiner. Andrew van Ginkel
from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Carl Banks from Patrick in
San Diego.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Who else?
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Andy from Lionel Lakes in Minnesota, going with Purple Peep
leader legend John Randall as his answer.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Michael Crabtree from Shane in Des Moines, Danny.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Bonaducci, the old radio guy from Spacoli, Paige Down, Frosty
Rucker of the Bengals from Stuck in Sacramento, Adam Marshal
Ledigus by Shawn and Portland.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
What's that you at?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
A former Dolphins linebacker A J. Dewey.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Dewey good name, but no, the correct answer is Cornelius Bennett,
the old Bill good name though like.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
The name Cornelius Benny, it's maller. How about that?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
To the third degree, this is one big Ben gets grilled.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Hey, the cool Panthers owner David Tepper has now fired
a head coach mid season for the last two seasons
in a row. Current head coach Dave Canal has said
that he met with Tepper after the disastrous season opening
loss and that he said that he got a lot
of support.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Ben.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Do you think Canalis makes it to the end of
the season.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well, the odds are not zero.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I mean, there's a chance that if you look at
the track record that David Tepper is such a hothead,
he's so diabolical that he could do it if the
Carolina Panthers played the way they played in Week one
Sunday and then do it again the next couple of weeks. Yeah,
there's absolutely a dimension in the multiverse where he gets fired.
But I would say the odds on this happening are
less than five percent because they're not going to be
(35:28):
that bad every week. And David Tepper, you just can't
keep firing coaches because eventually the amount of money you're
gonna have to pay for coaches is just over the top.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Next, so there's been a lot of talk recently about
how Kirk Cousins doesn't look fully recovered from his injury
and that it could be a rough sledding for the
Falcons coming up here, Ben, how long before they go
to Michael Pennock Junior.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I'm gonna double down on Cousins.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'll say Cousins plays until at least week fourteen, at least.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Week fourteen, and then after that they'll pull the plug. Next.
Speaker 7 (35:59):
So, with's how terrible just defense looked against the forty
nine ers in Week one. Do you think Hassan Reddick
has more leverage over the team in his holdout?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
No, because Hassan Redick is one guy out of eleven.
He's a good player, but he's not gonna take the
game over. And the main problem with the Jets is
they had a bunch of sluggers. They were floating, they
weren't tackling. They're floating on the lazy River. I think
there's a better chance that Hassan Reddick is traded for
draft picks rather than ends up playing another game for
the Jets.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
How did we do.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
That?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Is a win on a Friday. I won on a Friday.
A Friday win
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