September 13, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Congress putting federal regulations on sports wagering, Dave Roberts leaving the door open for Shohei Ohtani to pitch in the postseason, Lame Jokes of the Week, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go, Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, our number.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Three is in your ear everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And a hodgepodge of this hour. Interesting story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Thumbs up or thumbs down to Congress putting federal regulations
on sports wagery. There's an effort underway to do that.
Also in baseball, Dave Roberts is leaving the door open
for show Heyl Tani to pitch in the postseason. Give
me your school of thought on that. Also, whispers say
the Athletics move to Sacramento is in jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Are you surprised by this development? What do you make
of it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We'll talk about that as well. Also lame jokes of
the week. It's all coming your way right now. It's
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Speaker 1 (02:27):
That does not count as a shout out at all. No,
it does not.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So the big story here is involving a starting quarterback
for a middleweight AFC contender who has been knocked out
of the season. The Bills mollywopped the Dolphins in that game,
and now the question is all, what is going to
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happen to a tongy aboy lawa as he was knocked
out the third quarter Dolphin back, He's going under extreme
medical care as they try to figure out what exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The grade of concussion is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's the worst possible scenario for someone who has a
history of concussions. He was trying to get a couple
of extra yards and he ran into all people, themar
Hamlin mar Hamblin, and it did appear that he went.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Into the the.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Defencing position, as they call it. We didn't know what
that was until we started studying concussions, but it did
appear that he he got into that briefly, and that
is generally a sign of.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Not good things. Not good things. So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Dolphins have a little bit of extra time before
they play Seattle, but.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It is unlikely he's going to play.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I would think, based on my medical training from doing
overnight talk radio, and I didn't go to medical school,
but I did stay at a Hollywood Express.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna say that he misses at least two games,
So he'll at least two games he'll be out. But
that's not what we're going to talk about right now. Well,
you can get back to that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You're going to call up, we'll talk about that, or
send a message in our lead. This hour, though, is
from the sports book. We have a hum dinger, a
humdinger of a story regarding the future of sports wagering
in America. Now, as you know, this is close to
my heart. I have some skin in the game on this,
and you might know where I'm going with this, but
maybe not. Some high folut in Washington, DC lawmakers, those
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Weasley politicians, have proposed a bill that will put federal
regulations and restrictions on sports betting. For you, they gotta
try to slow down your gambling activity.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Now, this also involves gambling ads, which affects me. We
do a fair amount of those.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So if these meddling bureaucrats get their way, they're going
to put drastic new guard rails up on sports gambling
in America. At this point, it's really a state's rights issue.
There's thirty eight states that have legalized sports wagering, the
Free States. There are still states that don't. I happen
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to live in one wink wink, no DoD But you know,
you got to really be creative, go other places to
get your bets in. But anyway, so the way this
would work, they would put the regulations in. Now there's
a senator, this lifetime political hack, Richard Blumenthal from Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And then there's someone named Paul Tonko. I don't know
who that is. He's from New York and they're part
of the team Blue there and they are.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Big time critics of sports wagering on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I was reading about this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I fell down a rabbit hole and it's not the
most interesting rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But let me give you the basics on this.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So they're calling for a nationwide ban on the current
setup of sports wagering, which the Supreme Court cleared the
way for a few years back, and they don't like it.
They don't like what's going on. And they would then
require all of the thirty eight states where it is
legal to have sports wagering go through an application process
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all over every few years, you have to go through
an application process. So let us discuss thumbs up or
thumbs down on Congress putting federal regulations on sports wager
So I've got George Clooney, arms race and buzzer beater.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Buzzer beater.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
We will combine all of these things together and we
are going to put you into bubble wrap. If your
name is to a tongue of bay Loa the Dolphin quarterback,
because at this point he likely needs bubble wrap. So,
first of all, to answer the question, thumbs upper, thumbs
down on Congress putting these federal regulations on sports wagering.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Obviously, I'm going two thumbs down.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Two thumbs down makes me want to puke in my
mouth when I read about these Weasley politicians, and it
sounds to me like they just want to start another
part of the political machine, the bureaucracy, so they can
give some of their buddies a job oversight for.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Federal gambling will be a new wing of the federal government.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And my advice is stay in your light, as the
great LeVar Ball would say or did say back in
the day. But it's like a George Clooney movie, an
old George Clooney movie, Oh Brother, where art thou It's
big brother. Big brother is messing yet again with the
day to day lives of Americans. Now among the regulations
that are being considered again not official being considered no
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gambling advertisements during live sporting events or between eight am
and ten pm. Now, Fortunately we were on the radio
after ten pm, so we have nothing to worry about
But those daytime shows, you'll hear none of that. No
offering incentives such which as the no sweat bets or
bonus bets, which you are partners at DraftKings obviously do
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a lot of that. Also, prop bets in college sports
would be banned nationally and not just on a per
state basis. Now, the thing that should upset you most here,
credit card deposits would be banned.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You would not be able to put money into your
account via the.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Credit card, wholly inconvenience, Batman, So we know how this
story goes. It's fascinating that the politicians who change over
the years. Oh, it seems like they're the same people
in my life that have been there my entire time
on this planet.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
But I go back to prohibition.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Right, you ban something and or you make it harder
for people to get, they're going to find it another way.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So if you put these regulations in and he say, all,
you can't bet the props on the college games.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You can't do this, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, Well it's going to be boomtown for neighborhood bookies again, right,
your neighborhood bookie like Otani had.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, no, he didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, no, his interpreter wink wink, no, DoD But I
always say in these stories, keep big government out of
sports wagering. Now, there were some of the points that
they made. My main issue with sports wagering is that,
and this, this is not just in sports wagering, it's
in all of gambling. And people get banned from casinos.
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If you win a lot consistently, you're not allowed to
bet as much or they'll get rid of you, like
at Vegas casinos and a lot of the sportswoks.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's that to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's not fair to me, that's not fair, right, because
you're not stopping anyone who's losing money from betting. You
shouldn't stop the people that are winning money. All right now. Secondly,
we pivot to baseball where Dodgers. The Doyers manager Dave
Roberts hinted leaving the door open for show he Ohtani.
According to Coople Loup better than Baby Ruth, that show
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Hailtani would be able to pitch out of a bullpen
in the postseason. So give me your school of thought
on the Dodgers going into October with Otani as an option.
So I approved this message, and I don't know how
you couldn't approve this message if you're someone that supports
the Dodgers. To me, this is music to my ears,
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and it tells me that maybe the Dodgers are growing up,
that maybe they're finally figuring out that their system is
not working. It's the arms race of October. And if
Otani says he's ready to pitch and everything checks out
that he's ready to go, I see no reason on
godscreen there to hold him back. What are you going
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to save him for the Cactus League and try to
win spring training in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The reason I say this is a good sign is
because it would be out of character for the Dodgers
as I know it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And here's why.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, they like to babe every one of these fin pitchers,
every one of them, right, every blue chip pitcher. They
put inning restrictions, they limit the pitch counts, they put
all of these artificial guardrails thinking they can prevent injury
out of an abundance of caution. And what has that
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gotten the Dodgers An assembly line of shredded ligaments in
your elbow and shoulder problems, and Tommy John not only
pitch for the Dodgers, that is synonymous with Dodger baseball.
So hey, Bravo and all you Slimy Weasley nerdy Dodger
supporters homes. You can't pitch o, Tony. Oh my god,
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he might get hurt. Yeah, he probably will. He probably will.
Is a pitch who cares. The guy's gonna hit fifty
home runs this year as at DH. If he hurts
himself again, he'll just be a DH next year again. Fine, fine,
And there's a there's a dimension in the multiverse where
Otani leads you to another bleeping trophy, So throw his
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ass on the mound.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right, final thought. Relocation situation.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Drama A Major League Baseball announced that the Athletics games
in Sacramento schedule for twenty twenty five are a quote certainty,
despite despite very public concerns that the stadium is not
going to be ready, that they don't have the stadium
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they need for Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The whispers say the A's move to Sacramento is in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So what's really going on here? So I'll tell you
what's going on. This is what I'm hearing Okay, major
League Baseball is attempting a buzzer beater. They're in a
race against the clock. They are trying to avoid a
full on boone doggle, a baseball boon doggle. And here's
the details on this. So the ballpark in sac it's
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a minor league ballpark.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It is not up to big league code.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
There's an agreement between the ownership and the players that
the facilities have to be of a certain.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Standard to be big league right, and they can.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Make exxumptions every once in a while for a standalone game,
but not all season. So the facilities. They're in the
process of trying to upgrade the facilities. However, it's more
than just let's put some.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Dry wall over here.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We'll put a code of paint on it, and we'll
paper over the cracks.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
There's a lot of work that needs to be done.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
More importantly, it is being done on contractor time, which
means they're not an a rush. Also, you've got power
broker Scott Boris, one of the most powerful people in baseball,
who is already already.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Sounding alarm bells about the quality.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Of the stadium, the turf. They have an AstroTurf. They're
an outdoor stadium an AstroTurf. Baseball's pretty much embargo that
they don't allow that. They if you have turf, you
have to have a dome, because people in baseball know
how hot it got in places like Saint Louis and
Cincinnati and Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and Kansas City back in
the in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I mean, guys, literally, you look up the Royals.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
There's a theory that a lot of baseball players for
the Royals who played in the seventies and the eighties
died because of the chemicals that came up from the turf,
the original AstroTurf in the seventies, they got intered with cancer.
Just a brutal, brutal so also in Philadelphia, but that's
a different conversation.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's a sidebar.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So Scott Borrows, he's sounding the alarm bells about that
the general amenities of the ballpark and not being.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Bougie enough for the pampered modern player. So it's likely
not that hard.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You could take the turf away and put a grass
field down. I don't think that would be that difficult
to do. You have plenty of time between now and
the Athletics. If they do move to Sacramento, their first
game would be sometime in late March or early April. Now,
Little Birdie tells me that Baseball, even though publicly they're
saying they're absolutely going to play Sacremento, they are quietly
considering some contingency plans.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What would those be?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Well, if what I'm hearing is accurate as I understand it,
those include the Athletics starting the year on a massive
road trip to give them extra bumper, extra bumper time
should the stadium not be ready, so they would start
out on a fifth two week road trip or even
longer to begin the year while they renovate the stadium
and continue on. There's also even a scenario where they
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just give up on the stadium and they've been snooping
around in other places, saying, what if we were to
put a team, you know where we go to Reno,
or we check in with Salt Lake just to see,
you know, just just in case and Sacramento is not viable.
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And here's the the Mallor Riddle of the day. Giants
at San Francisco Giants pitcher Logan Web recently admitted that
he pitched in the twenty twenty four All Star.
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Game with blank. Again.
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Logan Web, by the San Francisco Giants said he pitched
in the twenty twenty four All Star Game in Arlington
with blank.
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
Time now for the malor or it all of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
San Francisco Giants pitcher Logan Webb recently admitted that he
pitched in the twenty twenty four All Star Game in Arlington,
Texas with blank, with blank, that is the malor riddle
of the day, and does anyone know the answer? We'll
check this out here page down, A page down, Matt says,
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with the Star charts of the hitters he was pitching
against Late Night Drug test as Matthew Warrior Raider, Tom
Brady Rose Fan. Late Night Drug Tester says, a pack
of firecrackers in his pocket is the answer? Mason in
Hunting the Beach says, the answer is. He pitched with
memories of Richard Blumenthal running for office, repeatedly telling lies
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of serving in Vietnam, but somehow this did not harm
his campaign.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
This was before stolen valor was a big deal. Wow,
all right, Mason, going right there, going for the juggular.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Berg Dog says, with his lucky a lucky sponge right
to the solar plexus from listener Mason berg Dog says,
with his lucky sponge, underpants, grease lightning from J Dot
in Utah, sandpaper and bullfrog in his back pocket. Guess
by Fudgie in Boston with a paper cut. Guests by
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Alf the Alien o Piner.
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Who else do we have an enema? His wife helped him.
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Insisted with King Rory when we add his favorite pair
of under rus from JT the Wingman, Chronic headlights from
Robin Minnesota. Stevin Eatball says, Rocky Mountain Oysters something like that.
Who else do we have page down? Let's see terrible
hemorrhoids guests by the clam Die Die diarrhea from Eke
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in Roseville, Minnesota, Patrick and San Diego.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I got it right.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
He obviously cheated Instagram Live accidentally running from Mickey in
State forty eight. Crotchless panties guests by Pauli D.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That's what you're wearing right now. It's from stuck in Sacramento.
He said.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Sacramento is so bad that we can't even host the
A's he said, Wally and Florida got it right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He cheated. Bad job by him. All right, do you
have an answer? Do you have an answer in the
Eddie Garcia?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Eddie Garcia, Ah, Yes, the answer is gonorrhea gonaria.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well that's quite the answer, Eddie. Unfortunately that's incorrect. Also
not answer in his pants guests by Viva Loss Vicky.
The correct answer is a Logan Webb a Mitchi pitched
in the All Star Game with a severe hangover. A
severe hangover during the All Star.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well they'd given him.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I guess they gave free booze out, he said during
the home run derby. So he just got completely hammered,
and then he was still hungover the day.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
After all of that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Let's see who do we have, Eileen, Right, since she
says Congress cannot figure out how to get their cut
of the money of prop bets, so your individual rights
to have fun must be crushed, that's well. If this passes,
what's gonna happen, though, Here's how they're gonna get their money,
AILEI I know how this works right now. It's not
a political show. I think you'd agree with me, Eileen.
What they're gonna do is they're just gonna get all
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of the sports wagering companies to donate money a contribution, right,
and and they're gonna they're gonna get their money that way.
So they're gonna get a cut of the money from
the gambling companies. Your favorite Congress people are gonna get
their money. But that's how it works, right They say, Okay,
you're gonna pay us, and then we'll vote no on
this or we'll we'll push it back. And that's how
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it's gonna work. Let's go to the phones. We haven't
taken a call in a long time. That's a bad
job by us. Let's say hello to Dominican Mike in
the Valley of the Sun. Hello, Dominican Mike.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Hey, good morning, bet.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How you doing tonight, man, Dominican Mike, My guy, Dominican Mike.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
What's going on talking?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Yeah for sure, Man. I'll tell you one thing you
just mentioned about Congret getting into the gambling thing, right,
that they want to get a cut off the gamp.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah, big example my my home state. Now you can
gamble a line. However you can only do it through
the high rock cap so Draft Kings and the other
ones they do not work. So have a monopoly. Wow,
that's what they trying to do. They're trying to create
that monopoly where you can only go through certain them
and then the company get them the cut or whatever.
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You know.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, I know you're you're you're spot on. It's a
great point and uh yeah, and then they'll get money
from the lobbyists and then it's like it's it's like
in California, Dominican Mike, sports wagering would have been legal,
but as I understand it, the casinos, the Native Indian
casinos in California were able to block the big companies
like DraftKings and whatnot from coming in because they they
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wanted to control and have control of the gambling market
in California.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
So that's yeah, that which which brings it to a
nick point. Ben, you ever write a story about the
the Miami Dolphins being first because of the the hot
Rocks pro player or whatever you used to be called
Joe Roby stadium? Well, bill on like the burial Native
American ground? Have you heard that before?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I have?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But didn't the Marlins win two World Series in that
ballpark on that same ground?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I guess, so think of that as a recovery. Dolphins
fans like curs like there are they are like the
Cleveland Browns of the South.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It isn't It is disheartening because the Dolphins. I didn't
really take them seriously.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
The only way I thought the Dolphins could do anything
is if they got home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
There was a there was a dimension we're at home
in a playoff game.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I could see two having some good games and the
Dolphins finding a way to get to a super Bowl.
But that's out the window now because he's gonna miss
at least a couple of games even if he comes back,
and they'll lose probably both those games because Skyler sucks,
and so then then where we at at that point?
You know, then you're then you're in a hole. You'll
be one in three probably at.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That point, and you're behind everybody. I hear you. All right,
thank you, Dominican Mike. All right, the great Dominican Mike.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Let's say hello to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
James, how are you able to get out of your band?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people, James, James,
hollering James. Wow, I'm so shocked. It's been a while.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I'm kinda yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's we'll ask Coop the question.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You just stassd hollering James.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, no, I want to know James's answer. Well, he's
not He's obviously not there, but he's Is he snoring
or did he hang up? Let me hear crank it up?
Cranking up? No, he's not there. We hear something in
the background. I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything either.
All right, hang up on him. He's done. All right,
Well he'll call back fifteen times, so we don't have
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to worry about that. And larrainy people worry about it.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Larandi, you gotta get your football picks in and we're
doing three picks. It's gonna be a quick segment, okay,
And and just pick. We'll pick any three games you want.
Just pick the teams.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You know, I know you're not a game, but we're not.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
We're not doing the the what the Sunday night, the
Monday night and the the Fox Game of the week
or no.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean, let's let him pick what I can. Just
do whatever. Okay, Okay, So Cowboys, they have to pick
the games. They don't have to pick the same kids others.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, can you name two other NFL teams? It's got one?
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Well, but then are we really okay, that's fine.
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Don't give them out. Don't give them out right now.
It's some time.
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Okay, I'll take that.
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Cowboys.
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Speaker 2 (26:48):
Work our way all the way to the wee hours
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Speaker 1 (27:01):
We do appreciate that. We do appreciate that, because otherwise.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What's the point of all this? What is the point
of all this? You might be asking that anyway, what
is the point of all this? But nonetheless, that's why
don't we just get to the I got a lot
of jokes. Let's get the joke started.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let's hit that part there.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And we go to a man right now who's applying
medical care to the head of to a tongue of
bye law, our medical expert from South Florida, weed man
hippy big business goods like five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Uh well no, not quite that much.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But he got ninety three guaranteed, ninety three as his
second game after the contract and he might never play again.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, wow, pretty good. Yeah that's a sweetheart deal. I mean, yeah,
it's just gonna say that sweet dream.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, you're you're well kind of everywhere as long as
two is okay, long term, I mean he'll be he'll
be a little mess up for a little bit, but
after that, you know, ninety three million.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You're set up man.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
We Man's like, I don't care give me the CTE
and the and the ninety three million.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
In fact, weed Man is so desperate for the money
he'll hand out the baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
He'll be like, here, I'll give you a bat. You
can you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
He bludgeing me. Go ahead, bludging me, bro bludging me.
All right, let's get in the jokes. Uh, weed Man
is the laugh track of the jokes? Are you in
the hotel still?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Weed Man?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
No, I moved to the apartment in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You're in an apartment? You got a place to live? Yeah,
weed Man's got a place to live?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What's that? I love you man because of what? Did
you move into? Where I we we told you to
move into?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Oh no, but I'm mean in the middle of nowhere,
there's literally.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No okay, but you have we all my Now you're complaining,
O my god, what do you want to live in
the middle of South Beach?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I mean you you're you don't have the money set.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
This place has no amenities.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Such a dick all right, let's uh, let's dick and
date now, all right, who does Lizzo want to be president.
Whoever promises to put two chickens in every plot, that's who.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Eke and Rose of Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Why did Lizzo pay extra attention to the Thursday night
football game? Why because al and and and uh and
Herb Street Herbie said they would be winging it. They
said they would be winging it.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's cargo beat. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Did you hear the Do you hear the news that
astronomers have named a new expanding galaxy after Lizzo.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, it's it's right between Orion's Belt and Milky Way,
or Ryan's belt and Milky Orion's Belt. All right, that's uh,
that's Gordon and Takomba. Have you have you noticed the
recent earthquakes up and down.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The West coast?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, there's a lot of earthquakes. But everything's okay. Lizzo
just started jogging, so that's all. I'm playing myke in Colorado. Well,
why didn't we have any updates on that Lizzo banana scandal? Why?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, the judge issued a very appropriate gag order. A
gag order.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That is from the Great Chip in Maine. Chip wants
to make sure I let you know he's in Maine.
He's very important. You know that ship is in Maine,
all right? Why why did Lizzo buy a fake emerald
from Ireland? Why she wanted a sham rock is what
she wanted. It's Big Ben lame, Big Ben's lame jokes League. Well,
(30:59):
when ice skating, why can't Lizzo do a figure eight?
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Uh no, because her figures about eight hundred pounds. That's
why it's a Surfer Todd the Comedian. Now that she's
lost the weight.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Why is Lizzo selling twice as many concert tickets as
Taylor Swift? Wow?
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well, because the good news is people are getting Lizzo
and half off half off.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That is Surfer Todd the Comedian again, one of the
very fun guys out there. Surfer Todd and his wife,
good people, and they come to.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
These meet and Greece. We do quite a bit. We
gotta get weed Man to a Mallard meet and greet
at some point. Got to get you out there. Yeah,
we'll have you there.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Why why do we Why don't we pause for the
cause and we'll have all of the rest of Big
Man's lame jokes of the week, including the weed Man
radio roast. We've got a bunch of you folks about
Shannon Sharp and random other topics of conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We'll get to all that, and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's a plump pussy right there. Cut that meat you ver.
I liked him in that spot.
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Speaker 1 (33:12):
And the lame jokes of the Week continue Are you there,
weed Man?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Are you there? I love you, Ben.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm gonna have to call you and find out more
about this home here, weed man, I'm excited that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
No grocery store, though you're upset by that, you're annoyed
by it.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
Nothing No grocery store, no bank, no food store.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
All right, So I have a question.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Would you rather be homeless again and be close to
all that stuff or have a place and not be
close to that?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Stuffs its way?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Okay, all right, and stop stop your complaining. All right,
let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lame jokes of the week. Why did weed man hit me?
By Lizzo a scale?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Because weed Man, you said you wanted something that would
go from zero to three hundred and seconds and go.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
So that's I believe.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's Georgia and Uvalde, Texas. What does weed man love
about gardening?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What the weeds?
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
That's Frank in Fargo. Another one from Frank and Fargo.
How did weed man earn his A plus in classic literature?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I wish I did.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
How would I do that?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Speed weeding?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Speed weeding?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, that's Frank again.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
What what does weed man and What do weed Man
and bank robbers have in common? What they always they
always case the joint always you always cat that's Frank
in Fargo again. Why has weed Man only had three
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showers this year?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Really?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah? Yeah, well you've only had three showers because the
other time you showers when a hurricane visits Miami.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
That's it. That's that's a surfer Todd the comedian. Why
did weed Man hippie by Lizzo?
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I already used that one, almost give over that a.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Weed Man had a chance to move in with a
bear but didn't because the place was was really crappy.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
The house at Pool corner right there, that's a Dennis
Dennis and Detroit. How precipitous has weed Man's fall from
grace been?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh it's been terrible. I had a half dollars I know.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Weed Man used to vacation in the Hamptons. Now he
wishes he could stay at a Hampton inn. That ea
in Roseil, Minnesota, Thank you the great Econ, very nice
man met him at the Mala Meet Greet Minnesota. Weed
Man Hippie is so broke, I am no, he can't
(36:03):
even pay attention right, that's you prove the point. That's
Ian and Burnaby British Columbia.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Alright, moving on.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
The Manning cast had its lowest viewers last week.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Woyck Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
ESPN is looking to get a boost with a new show,
Shannon Sharp Bedroom Cardio, George, George and Rochester. What is
the name of Shannon Sharp's new book after going on
IG Live?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What Kelby?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Fifty Shades of Shay. That's a Noah in Austin. Here's
a no one from our buddy, the great Noah in Austin.
What did Shannon say to his lady friend after he
took the little blue pill?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Helby?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What help?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Help is on the way. Don't worry, Help is on
the way, all right? Why should to a talk about
lawa retire be sure?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Why?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, because he has more blows to the head than
Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's a chip in man.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why Why do Deshaun Watson's attorneys want him to settle
out of court?
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Why? Helthy?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Because they are afraid of what will happen when the judge.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Says, all rise, All Rise. That's uh chip chip in Maine.
Why Why isn't Deshaun Watson comfortable in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Why help it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Well because the people around him don't feel, they don't
feel as real intentions.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That's Fargo, Pete, it's Big Ben's lamb jokes in the.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Week And now that DeShawn Watson played so bad in
week one, why is he saying he needs a non
sexual massage?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Why he just needs to work out the kinks. Just
work out the kinks. That's it, it'll be good. Good
to go here. And did you hear last one?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Did you hear that fir Dog is reading a book
about anti gravity?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
No, yeah, yeah, it's it's impossible for him to put
it down.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Put it down. That's not in Austin.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's lame jokes that we fake you weed band
Speaker 1 (38:17):
The Great weed Man, Hippie
Here we go, Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yes, our number.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Three is in your ear everywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And a hodgepodge of this hour. Interesting story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Thumbs up or thumbs down to Congress putting federal regulations
on sports wagery. There's an effort underway to do that.
Also in baseball, Dave Roberts is leaving the door open
for show Heyl Tani to pitch in the postseason. Give
me your school of thought on that. Also, whispers say
the Athletics move to Sacramento is in jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Are you surprised by this development? What do you make
of it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We'll talk about that as well. Also lame jokes of
the week. It's all coming your way right now. It's
our number three. You can bet on it, but maybe
not for long, Maybe not for long. Well come in
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Almost that long since I heard from Wayne from Southee.
It's been a while.
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Many of you have. It's wonderful. I love that and
I'll give you a little love on the radio. We
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tires is not a shout out.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That does not count as a shout out at all. No,
it does not.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
So the big story here is involving a starting quarterback
for a middleweight AFC contender who has been knocked out
of the season. The Bills mollywopped the Dolphins in that game,
and now the question is all, what is going to
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happen to a tongy aboy lawa as he was knocked
out the third quarter Dolphin back, He's going under extreme
medical care as they try to figure out what exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The grade of concussion is.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It's the worst possible scenario for someone who has a
history of concussions. He was trying to get a couple
of extra yards and he ran into all people, themar
Hamlin mar Hamblin, and it did appear that he went.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Into the the.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Defencing position, as they call it. We didn't know what
that was until we started studying concussions, but it did
appear that he he got into that briefly, and that
is generally a sign of.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Not good things. Not good things. So we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Dolphins have a little bit of extra time before
they play Seattle, but.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It is unlikely he's going to play.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I would think, based on my medical training from doing
overnight talk radio, and I didn't go to medical school,
but I did stay at a Hollywood Express.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'm gonna say that he misses at least two games,
So he'll at least two games he'll be out. But
that's not what we're going to talk about right now. Well,
you can get back to that.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You're going to call up, we'll talk about that, or
send a message in our lead. This hour, though, is
from the sports book. We have a hum dinger, a
humdinger of a story regarding the future of sports wagering
in America. Now, as you know, this is close to
my heart. I have some skin in the game on this,
and you might know where I'm going with this, but
maybe not. Some high folut in Washington, DC lawmakers, those
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Weasley politicians, have proposed a bill that will put federal
regulations and restrictions on sports betting. For you, they gotta
try to slow down your gambling activity.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Now, this also involves gambling ads, which affects me. We
do a fair amount of those.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So if these meddling bureaucrats get their way, they're going
to put drastic new guard rails up on sports gambling
in America. At this point, it's really a state's rights issue.
There's thirty eight states that have legalized sports wagering, the
Free States. There are still states that don't. I happen
(05:16):
to live in one wink wink, no DoD But you know,
you got to really be creative, go other places to
get your bets in. But anyway, so the way this
would work, they would put the regulations in. Now there's
a senator, this lifetime political hack, Richard Blumenthal from Connecticut.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And then there's someone named Paul Tonko. I don't know
who that is. He's from New York and they're part
of the team Blue there and they are.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Big time critics of sports wagering on Capitol Hill.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I was reading about this.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I fell down a rabbit hole and it's not the
most interesting rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But let me give you the basics on this.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So they're calling for a nationwide ban on the current
setup of sports wagering, which the Supreme Court cleared the
way for a few years back, and they don't like it.
They don't like what's going on. And they would then
require all of the thirty eight states where it is
legal to have sports wagering go through an application process
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all over every few years, you have to go through
an application process. So let us discuss thumbs up or
thumbs down on Congress putting federal regulations on sports wager
So I've got George Clooney, arms race and buzzer beater.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Buzzer beater.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
We will combine all of these things together and we
are going to put you into bubble wrap. If your
name is to a tongue of bay Loa the Dolphin quarterback,
because at this point he likely needs bubble wrap. So,
first of all, to answer the question, thumbs upper, thumbs
down on Congress putting these federal regulations on sports wagering.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Obviously, I'm going two thumbs down.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Two thumbs down makes me want to puke in my
mouth when I read about these Weasley politicians, and it
sounds to me like they just want to start another
part of the political machine, the bureaucracy, so they can
give some of their buddies a job oversight for.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Federal gambling will be a new wing of the federal government.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And my advice is stay in your light, as the
great LeVar Ball would say or did say back in
the day. But it's like a George Clooney movie, an
old George Clooney movie, Oh Brother, where art thou It's
big brother. Big brother is messing yet again with the
day to day lives of Americans. Now among the regulations
that are being considered again not official being considered no
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gambling advertisements during live sporting events or between eight am
and ten pm. Now, Fortunately we were on the radio
after ten pm, so we have nothing to worry about
But those daytime shows, you'll hear none of that. No
offering incentives such which as the no sweat bets or
bonus bets, which you are partners at DraftKings obviously do
(08:05):
a lot of that. Also, prop bets in college sports
would be banned nationally and not just on a per
state basis. Now, the thing that should upset you most here,
credit card deposits would be banned.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You would not be able to put money into your
account via the.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Credit card, wholly inconvenience, Batman, So we know how this
story goes. It's fascinating that the politicians who change over
the years. Oh, it seems like they're the same people
in my life that have been there my entire time
on this planet.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
But I go back to prohibition.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Right, you ban something and or you make it harder
for people to get, they're going to find it another way.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Right.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So if you put these regulations in and he say, all,
you can't bet the props on the college games.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
You can't do this, you can't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Okay, Well it's going to be boomtown for neighborhood bookies again, right,
your neighborhood bookie like Otani had.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh, no, he didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, no, his interpreter wink wink, no, DoD But I
always say in these stories, keep big government out of
sports wagering. Now, there were some of the points that
they made. My main issue with sports wagering is that,
and this, this is not just in sports wagering, it's
in all of gambling. And people get banned from casinos.
(09:24):
If you win a lot consistently, you're not allowed to
bet as much or they'll get rid of you, like
at Vegas casinos and a lot of the sportswoks.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
That's that to me.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's not fair to me, that's not fair, right, because
you're not stopping anyone who's losing money from betting. You
shouldn't stop the people that are winning money. All right now. Secondly,
we pivot to baseball where Dodgers. The Doyers manager Dave
Roberts hinted leaving the door open for show he Ohtani.
According to Coople Loup better than Baby Ruth, that show
(09:57):
Hailtani would be able to pitch out of a bullpen
in the postseason. So give me your school of thought
on the Dodgers going into October with Otani as an option.
So I approved this message, and I don't know how
you couldn't approve this message if you're someone that supports
the Dodgers. To me, this is music to my ears,
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and it tells me that maybe the Dodgers are growing up,
that maybe they're finally figuring out that their system is
not working. It's the arms race of October. And if
Otani says he's ready to pitch and everything checks out
that he's ready to go, I see no reason on
godscreen there to hold him back. What are you going
(10:41):
to save him for the Cactus League and try to
win spring training in twenty twenty five?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The reason I say this is a good sign is
because it would be out of character for the Dodgers
as I know it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And here's why.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, they like to babe every one of these fin pitchers,
every one of them, right, every blue chip pitcher. They
put inning restrictions, they limit the pitch counts, they put
all of these artificial guardrails thinking they can prevent injury
out of an abundance of caution. And what has that
(11:18):
gotten the Dodgers An assembly line of shredded ligaments in
your elbow and shoulder problems, and Tommy John not only
pitch for the Dodgers, that is synonymous with Dodger baseball.
So hey, Bravo and all you Slimy Weasley nerdy Dodger
supporters homes. You can't pitch o, Tony. Oh my god,
(11:39):
he might get hurt. Yeah, he probably will. He probably will.
Is a pitch who cares. The guy's gonna hit fifty
home runs this year as at DH. If he hurts
himself again, he'll just be a DH next year again. Fine, fine,
And there's a there's a dimension in the multiverse where
Otani leads you to another bleeping trophy, So throw his
(12:01):
ass on the mound.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right, final thought. Relocation situation.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Drama A Major League Baseball announced that the Athletics games
in Sacramento schedule for twenty twenty five are a quote certainty,
despite despite very public concerns that the stadium is not
going to be ready, that they don't have the stadium
(12:30):
they need for Major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
The whispers say the A's move to Sacramento is in jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So what's really going on here? So I'll tell you
what's going on. This is what I'm hearing Okay, major
League Baseball is attempting a buzzer beater. They're in a
race against the clock. They are trying to avoid a
full on boone doggle, a baseball boon doggle. And here's
the details on this. So the ballpark in sac it's
(13:00):
a minor league ballpark.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It is not up to big league code.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
There's an agreement between the ownership and the players that
the facilities have to be of a certain.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Standard to be big league right, and they can.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Make exxumptions every once in a while for a standalone game,
but not all season. So the facilities. They're in the
process of trying to upgrade the facilities. However, it's more
than just let's put some.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Dry wall over here.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We'll put a code of paint on it, and we'll
paper over the cracks.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
There's a lot of work that needs to be done.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
More importantly, it is being done on contractor time, which
means they're not an a rush. Also, you've got power
broker Scott Boris, one of the most powerful people in baseball,
who is already already.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Sounding alarm bells about the quality.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Of the stadium, the turf. They have an AstroTurf. They're
an outdoor stadium an AstroTurf. Baseball's pretty much embargo that
they don't allow that. They if you have turf, you
have to have a dome, because people in baseball know
how hot it got in places like Saint Louis and
Cincinnati and Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and Kansas City back in
the in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
I mean, guys, literally, you look up the Royals.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
There's a theory that a lot of baseball players for
the Royals who played in the seventies and the eighties
died because of the chemicals that came up from the turf,
the original AstroTurf in the seventies, they got intered with cancer.
Just a brutal, brutal so also in Philadelphia, but that's
a different conversation.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
That's a sidebar.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
So Scott Borrows, he's sounding the alarm bells about that
the general amenities of the ballpark and not being.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Bougie enough for the pampered modern player. So it's likely
not that hard.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
You could take the turf away and put a grass
field down. I don't think that would be that difficult
to do. You have plenty of time between now and
the Athletics. If they do move to Sacramento, their first
game would be sometime in late March or early April. Now,
Little Birdie tells me that Baseball, even though publicly they're
saying they're absolutely going to play Sacremento, they are quietly
considering some contingency plans.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
What would those be?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Well, if what I'm hearing is accurate as I understand it,
those include the Athletics starting the year on a massive
road trip to give them extra bumper, extra bumper time
should the stadium not be ready, so they would start
out on a fifth two week road trip or even
longer to begin the year while they renovate the stadium
and continue on. There's also even a scenario where they
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just give up on the stadium and they've been snooping
around in other places, saying, what if we were to
put a team, you know where we go to Reno,
or we check in with Salt Lake just to see,
you know, just just in case and Sacramento is not viable.
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And here's the the Mallor Riddle of the day. Giants
at San Francisco Giants pitcher Logan Web recently admitted that
he pitched in the twenty twenty four All Star.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Game with blank. Again.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Logan Web, by the San Francisco Giants said he pitched
in the twenty twenty four All Star Game in Arlington
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Speaker 1 (18:49):
Time now for the malor or it all of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
San Francisco Giants pitcher Logan Webb recently admitted that he
pitched in the twenty twenty four All Star Game in Arlington,
Texas with blank, with blank, that is the malor riddle
of the day, and does anyone know the answer? We'll
check this out here page down, A page down, Matt says,
(19:16):
with the Star charts of the hitters he was pitching
against Late Night Drug test as Matthew Warrior Raider, Tom
Brady Rose Fan. Late Night Drug Tester says, a pack
of firecrackers in his pocket is the answer? Mason in
Hunting the Beach says, the answer is. He pitched with
memories of Richard Blumenthal running for office, repeatedly telling lies
(19:39):
of serving in Vietnam, but somehow this did not harm
his campaign.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
This was before stolen valor was a big deal. Wow,
all right, Mason, going right there, going for the juggular.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Berg Dog says, with his lucky a lucky sponge right
to the solar plexus from listener Mason berg Dog says,
with his lucky sponge, underpants, grease lightning from J Dot
in Utah, sandpaper and bullfrog in his back pocket. Guess
by Fudgie in Boston with a paper cut. Guests by
(20:13):
Alf the Alien o Piner.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Who else do we have an enema? His wife helped him.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Insisted with King Rory when we add his favorite pair
of under rus from JT the Wingman, Chronic headlights from
Robin Minnesota. Stevin Eatball says, Rocky Mountain Oysters something like that.
Who else do we have page down? Let's see terrible
hemorrhoids guests by the clam Die Die diarrhea from Eke
(20:44):
in Roseville, Minnesota, Patrick and San Diego.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
I got it right.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
He obviously cheated Instagram Live accidentally running from Mickey in
State forty eight. Crotchless panties guests by Pauli D.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
That's what you're wearing right now. It's from stuck in Sacramento.
He said.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Sacramento is so bad that we can't even host the
A's he said, Wally and Florida got it right.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He cheated. Bad job by him. All right, do you
have an answer? Do you have an answer in the
Eddie Garcia?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Eddie Garcia, Ah, Yes, the answer is gonorrhea gonaria.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well that's quite the answer, Eddie. Unfortunately that's incorrect. Also
not answer in his pants guests by Viva Loss Vicky.
The correct answer is a Logan Webb a Mitchi pitched
in the All Star Game with a severe hangover. A
severe hangover during the All Star.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well they'd given him.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I guess they gave free booze out, he said during
the home run derby. So he just got completely hammered,
and then he was still hungover the day.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
After all of that.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Let's see who do we have, Eileen, Right, since she
says Congress cannot figure out how to get their cut
of the money of prop bets, so your individual rights
to have fun must be crushed, that's well. If this passes,
what's gonna happen, though, Here's how they're gonna get their money,
AILEI I know how this works right now. It's not
a political show. I think you'd agree with me, Eileen.
What they're gonna do is they're just gonna get all
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of the sports wagering companies to donate money a contribution, right,
and and they're gonna they're gonna get their money that way.
So they're gonna get a cut of the money from
the gambling companies. Your favorite Congress people are gonna get
their money. But that's how it works, right They say, Okay,
you're gonna pay us, and then we'll vote no on
this or we'll we'll push it back. And that's how
(22:35):
it's gonna work. Let's go to the phones. We haven't
taken a call in a long time. That's a bad
job by us. Let's say hello to Dominican Mike in
the Valley of the Sun. Hello, Dominican Mike.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Hey, good morning, bet.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How you doing tonight, man, Dominican Mike, My guy, Dominican Mike.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
What's going on talking?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Yeah for sure, Man. I'll tell you one thing you
just mentioned about Congret getting into the gambling thing, right,
that they want to get a cut off the gamp.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Yeah, big example my my home state. Now you can
gamble a line. However you can only do it through
the high rock cap so Draft Kings and the other
ones they do not work. So have a monopoly. Wow,
that's what they trying to do. They're trying to create
that monopoly where you can only go through certain them
and then the company get them the cut or whatever.
(23:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Yeah, I know you're you're you're spot on. It's a
great point and uh yeah, and then they'll get money
from the lobbyists and then it's like it's it's like
in California, Dominican Mike, sports wagering would have been legal,
but as I understand it, the casinos, the Native Indian
casinos in California were able to block the big companies
like DraftKings and whatnot from coming in because they they
(23:40):
wanted to control and have control of the gambling market
in California.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
So that's yeah, that which which brings it to a
nick point. Ben, you ever write a story about the
the Miami Dolphins being first because of the the hot
Rocks pro player or whatever you used to be called
Joe Roby stadium? Well, bill on like the burial Native
American ground? Have you heard that before?
Speaker 8 (24:05):
I have?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
But didn't the Marlins win two World Series in that
ballpark on that same ground?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (24:10):
I guess, so think of that as a recovery. Dolphins
fans like curs like there are they are like the
Cleveland Browns of the South.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
It isn't It is disheartening because the Dolphins. I didn't
really take them seriously.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
The only way I thought the Dolphins could do anything
is if they got home field advantage.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
There was a there was a dimension we're at home
in a playoff game.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
I could see two having some good games and the
Dolphins finding a way to get to a super Bowl.
But that's out the window now because he's gonna miss
at least a couple of games even if he comes back,
and they'll lose probably both those games because Skyler sucks,
and so then then where we at at that point?
You know, then you're then you're in a hole. You'll
be one in three probably at.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That point, and you're behind everybody. I hear you. All right,
thank you, Dominican Mike. All right, the great Dominican Mike.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Let's say hello to hollering James, who's in Minneapolis, Minnesota?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
James, how are you able to get out of your band?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people, James, James,
hollering James. Wow, I'm so shocked. It's been a while.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
I'm kinda yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's we'll ask Coop the question.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
You just stassd hollering James.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, no, I want to know James's answer. Well, he's
not He's obviously not there, but he's Is he snoring
or did he hang up? Let me hear crank it up?
Cranking up? No, he's not there. We hear something in
the background. I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything either.
All right, hang up on him. He's done. All right,
Well he'll call back fifteen times, so we don't have
(25:55):
to worry about that. And larrainy people worry about it.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Larandi, you gotta get your football picks in and we're
doing three picks. It's gonna be a quick segment, okay,
And and just pick. We'll pick any three games you want.
Just pick the teams.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
You know, I know you're not a game, but we're not.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
We're not doing the the what the Sunday night, the
Monday night and the the Fox Game of the week
or no.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I mean, let's let him pick what I can. Just
do whatever. Okay, Okay, So Cowboys, they have to pick
the games. They don't have to pick the same kids others.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Yeah, can you name two other NFL teams? It's got one?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Well, but then are we really okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Don't give them out. Don't give them out right now.
It's some time.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Cowboys.
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Speaker 2 (27:06):
What's the point of all this? What is the point
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is the point of all this? But nonetheless, that's why
don't we just get to the I got a lot
of jokes. Let's get the joke started.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Let's hit that part there.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame week? Blame week too.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
And we go to a man right now who's applying
medical care to the head of to a tongue of
bye law, our medical expert from South Florida, weed man
hippy big business goods like five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Uh well no, not quite that much.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But he got ninety three guaranteed, ninety three as his
second game after the contract and he might never play again.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, wow, pretty good. Yeah that's a sweetheart deal. I mean, yeah,
it's just gonna say that sweet dream.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, you're you're well kind of everywhere as long as
two is okay, long term, I mean he'll be he'll
be a little mess up for a little bit, but
after that, you know, ninety three million.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You're set up man.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
We Man's like, I don't care give me the CTE
and the and the ninety three million.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
In fact, weed Man is so desperate for the money
he'll hand out the baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
He'll be like, here, I'll give you a bat. You
can you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
He bludgeing me. Go ahead, bludging me, bro bludging me.
All right, let's get in the jokes. Uh, weed Man
is the laugh track of the jokes? Are you in
the hotel still?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Weed Man?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
No, I moved to the apartment in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
You're in an apartment? You got a place to live? Yeah,
weed Man's got a place to live?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
What's that? I love you man because of what? Did
you move into? Where I we we told you to
move into?
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Oh no, but I'm mean in the middle of nowhere,
there's literally.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
No okay, but you have we all my Now you're complaining,
O my god, what do you want to live in
the middle of South Beach?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
I mean you you're you don't have the money set.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
This place has no amenities.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Such a dick all right, let's uh, let's dick and
date now, all right, who does Lizzo want to be president.
Whoever promises to put two chickens in every plot, that's who.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Eke and Rose of Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Why did Lizzo pay extra attention to the Thursday night
football game? Why because al and and and uh and
Herb Street Herbie said they would be winging it. They
said they would be winging it.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
That's cargo beat. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Did you hear the Do you hear the news that
astronomers have named a new expanding galaxy after Lizzo.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, it's it's right between Orion's Belt and Milky Way,
or Ryan's belt and Milky Orion's Belt. All right, that's uh,
that's Gordon and Takomba. Have you have you noticed the
recent earthquakes up and down.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The West coast?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, there's a lot of earthquakes. But everything's okay. Lizzo
just started jogging, so that's all. I'm playing myke in Colorado. Well,
why didn't we have any updates on that Lizzo banana scandal? Why?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Well, the judge issued a very appropriate gag order. A
gag order.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
That is from the Great Chip in Maine. Chip wants
to make sure I let you know he's in Maine.
He's very important. You know that ship is in Maine,
all right? Why why did Lizzo buy a fake emerald
from Ireland? Why she wanted a sham rock is what
she wanted. It's Big Ben lame, Big Ben's lame jokes League. Well,
(30:59):
when ice skating, why can't Lizzo do a figure eight?
Speaker 8 (31:05):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Uh no, because her figures about eight hundred pounds. That's
why it's a Surfer Todd the Comedian. Now that she's
lost the weight.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Why is Lizzo selling twice as many concert tickets as
Taylor Swift? Wow?
Speaker 8 (31:24):
Why?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Well, because the good news is people are getting Lizzo
and half off half off.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That is Surfer Todd the Comedian again, one of the
very fun guys out there. Surfer Todd and his wife,
good people, and they come to.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
These meet and Greece. We do quite a bit. We
gotta get weed Man to a Mallard meet and greet
at some point. Got to get you out there. Yeah,
we'll have you there.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Why why do we Why don't we pause for the
cause and we'll have all of the rest of Big
Man's lame jokes of the week, including the weed Man
radio roast. We've got a bunch of you folks about
Shannon Sharp and random other topics of conversation.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
We'll get to all that, and we will do it next.
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Today's Friday.
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Jerk yourself away, my lover balls.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
It's just pay the top.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's a plump pussy right there. Cut that meat you ver.
I liked him in that spot.
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Speaker 1 (33:12):
And the lame jokes of the Week continue Are you there,
weed Man?
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Are you there? I love you, Ben.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I'm gonna have to call you and find out more
about this home here, weed man, I'm excited that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
No grocery store, though you're upset by that, you're annoyed
by it.
Speaker 7 (33:28):
Nothing No grocery store, no bank, no food store.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
All right, So I have a question.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Would you rather be homeless again and be close to
all that stuff or have a place and not be
close to that?
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Stuffs its way?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Okay, all right, and stop stop your complaining. All right,
let's get to it.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Lame jokes of the week. Why did weed man hit me?
By Lizzo a scale?
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Because weed Man, you said you wanted something that would
go from zero to three hundred and seconds and go.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
So that's I believe.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
That's Georgia and Uvalde, Texas. What does weed man love
about gardening?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
What the weeds?
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
That's Frank in Fargo. Another one from Frank and Fargo.
How did weed man earn his A plus in classic literature?
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I wish I did.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
How would I do that?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Speed weeding?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Speed weeding?
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah, that's Frank again.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
What what does weed man and What do weed Man
and bank robbers have in common? What they always they
always case the joint always you always cat that's Frank
in Fargo again. Why has weed Man only had three
(34:51):
showers this year?
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Really?
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah? Yeah, well you've only had three showers because the
other time you showers when a hurricane visits Miami.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
That's it. That's that's a surfer Todd the comedian. Why
did weed Man hippie by Lizzo?
Speaker 8 (35:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I already used that one, almost give over that a.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Weed Man had a chance to move in with a
bear but didn't because the place was was really crappy.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
How about that?
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
The house at Pool corner right there, that's a Dennis
Dennis and Detroit. How precipitous has weed Man's fall from
grace been?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh it's been terrible. I had a half dollars I know.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Weed Man used to vacation in the Hamptons. Now he
wishes he could stay at a Hampton inn. That ea
in Roseil, Minnesota, Thank you the great Econ, very nice
man met him at the Mala Meet Greet Minnesota. Weed
Man Hippie is so broke, I am no, he can't
(36:03):
even pay attention right, that's you prove the point. That's
Ian and Burnaby British Columbia.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Alright, moving on.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
The Manning cast had its lowest viewers last week.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Woyck Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
ESPN is looking to get a boost with a new show,
Shannon Sharp Bedroom Cardio, George, George and Rochester. What is
the name of Shannon Sharp's new book after going on
IG Live?
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What Kelby?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Fifty Shades of Shay. That's a Noah in Austin. Here's
a no one from our buddy, the great Noah in Austin.
What did Shannon say to his lady friend after he
took the little blue pill?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Helby?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
What help?
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Help is on the way. Don't worry, Help is on
the way, all right? Why should to a talk about
lawa retire be sure?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Why?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Well, because he has more blows to the head than
Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's a chip in man.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Why Why do Deshaun Watson's attorneys want him to settle
out of court?
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Why? Helthy?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Because they are afraid of what will happen when the judge.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Says, all rise, All Rise. That's uh chip chip in Maine.
Why Why isn't Deshaun Watson comfortable in Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Why help it.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Well because the people around him don't feel, they don't
feel as real intentions.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
That's Fargo, Pete, it's Big Ben's lamb jokes in the.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Week And now that DeShawn Watson played so bad in
week one, why is he saying he needs a non
sexual massage?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Why he just needs to work out the kinks. Just
work out the kinks. That's it, it'll be good. Good
to go here. And did you hear last one?
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Did you hear that fir Dog is reading a book
about anti gravity?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
No, yeah, yeah, it's it's impossible for him to put
it down.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Put it down. That's not in Austin.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's lame jokes that we fake you weed band
Speaker 1 (38:17):
The Great weed Man, Hippie
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