September 16, 2024 • 37 mins
Ben Maller talks about the Cowboys blowout loss to the Saints and Jerry Jones being "extremely disappointed," Dak Prescott saying they will learn from the loss, how the Colts managed to lose to Malik Willis & the Packers, Maller to the Third Degree, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our dumb bird two. Our two
is here and Jerry Jones wants you to know that
he is extremely disappointed the Cowboys were blown off the
field by the Saints, who gets the majority of the blame. Also,
Dak Prescott says that his cowboys will learn from this
(00:23):
latest loss. What exactly is the lesson? And in addition
to that, we'll talk about Indianapolis. How did the Colts
manage to lose to the elite Willis Packers? Unreal, unreal
loss there for Indy, embarrassing loss. We'll get to that
and more right now, break it all down for you,
put some spice on it and throw it in the
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Jerry's World. After a great opening act, they dominated win
over the Cleveland football team, Dallas returned home big favorites,
and then proceeded to crumble on home turf. Now, if
you were watching this game, you heard Tom Brady in
the broadcast booth, Good old Tom, but maybe you were
(02:17):
not watching it. I did not watch too much of
this game. There was no reason to because Alvin Camara
he was rumbling and stunners like he was punching guys
at a casino in Vegas. Four touchdowns, one hundred and
fifteen yards on the ground, and the visiting Saints mollywopped
the home standing Cowboys forty four to nineteen in a
(02:41):
game that wasn't even really all that close. A domination situation.
Two weeks in a rows Dore's one thing to take
down the Carolina Panthers that are a powder puff football team.
But these are the Dallas Cowboys. Now Jerry Jones was angry. Hey,
he was angry era after the game. I tried to
bite his tongue. Tried to try to spend this as
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much as you can, Jones telling reporters after the loss
on Sunday, Jerry Jones said that it was extraordinarily disappointing.
He added that we will correct this, we will improve. Okay,
So I guess they're not going to lose by more
than forty four to nineteen in the next kid, So
they're going to improve on that. But that is the money.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones says, the Cowboys
loss is quote extraordinarily disappointing. Close quote. So who gets
the majority of the blame on this? I've got the
dessert topping, bathroom mirror, and section eight ninety two. In
section eight ninety two, well, combine all these things together
(03:47):
and we are going to make a cotton candy Because
cotton candy would have provided more resistance than the Dallas
Cowboys defense in this game. And that is where we start.
This is on the shoulders of Micah Parsons and the defense.
It's not my opinion, it is a fact. This is
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the epitome of a team that was not ready to
play this sea. Well that's on McCarthy also, but specifically
the defense right and Parsons in this game when when
it mattered, when the game was in the bounce did
not make impact plays. Michael Parsons was essentially ghosting the
game and the Saints did what they wanted. Dallas defensively
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was disemboweled in this game. And how bad was it.
I'll tell you how bad it was. Alvin Kamara and
friends scored touchdowns on their first six offensive possessions. Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown. Now,
Derek Carr, what's the book on Derek Carr? You get
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pressure on this guy and he starts sweating like he's
in a sauna, and it's a disaster. He's like a
pig at a traditional Hawaiian luwa with pressure rotating around.
No pineapple though. Well, when you don't give him pressure,
apparently he's all right. He was only hit one time.
He was sacked one time by the Dallas defense. Inexcusable,
(05:15):
inexcusable performance the Dallas defense. They were he dessert topping
in this game. They were whipped cream is what they
were for the Saints, and they feasted on It's also
a referendum. We were praising Mike Zimmer, the former Viking
coach who's now the defensive googer there in Dallas. And
life comes at you fast. You look great one week,
(05:36):
and then you come back and it looks like you've
never practiced together. Now, are the Saints the real deal?
Back to back blowout wins to begin the season, Derek
carrz your MVP after two weeks of the NFL regular season. No,
I'm not ready to eat that gumbo. You can have
that gumbo. I'm not ready to have that gumbo. I'm
not there. I'm not sold. I need to see more.
(05:57):
I'm not sold. The Panthers win to me meaningless. That's
a powderpuff football team. That's not a professional football team.
They're a joke and their quarterbacks as a disaster. And
it's yet to be determined what the Cowboys are, all right?
What are the twenty twenty four vintage of the Dallas
Cowboys in Jera's world? We don't know yet, all right. Now,
turn to the page. So Dak Prescott, he had a
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lot to say after the game. Dak Prescott said that
the Cowboys will learn from the loss. That they're going
to learn from the loss. So what exactly is the lesson?
What is the lesson for the Dallas Cowboys to learn? Well,
the obvious one is don't suck at a time you
cannot suck. But maybe like take every opponent seriously. Also
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a reminder, I think the biggest reminder here, and the
Cowboys fall for this quite a bit, is avoid the
bathroom mirror at all costs. Like Dallas was getting toasted
by many of the pundits for that win over a
sub standard Cleveland Browns team, and so they dominated. It
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was the big game on Fox last week, and Tom
Brady's gonna call mostly Cowboy games because they get the ratings.
So there's Brady back in the broadcast booth and the
first game everything went wonderfully and all that, and we
suspect that the Cowboys as a whole were guilty of
shamelessly staring at their own reflection in the mirror after
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they were basking in the glow of that win last week,
and they did not have the laser like focus because
it's one thing to lose, but you don't get your
doors blown off. The way the Cowboys did. If you're
putting an honest effort in, I truly believe that. I
think I say the same thing about the Rams, the
way they played against the Cardinals. If you're putting effort in,
the teams are not separated by that much the worst
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than the top teams in the NFL are not separated
by that much. You do not get blown out if
you're putting an honest effort out there. That's just the
reality of the situation. That's my belief, and so no
attention to detail. The other problem in going back to
what Jerry Jones said, Jerry's hitched his wagon to the
core of this Dallas team. He's fully invested, He's all in.
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Jerry's essentially said that for the rest of his life,
Dak Prescott's gonna be the quarterback. And Dak was drinking
out of a fire hose. Also unable the Cowboys to
keep up. And when the defense has breakdowns, the offense
has to pick up the slack, and they were unable
to do that as well. All right, final point, the
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story of all the games, the one that blew me
away the most, I would say would be the Colt's
lack of execution defensively against the Packers, because we all
know that Malik Willis can't play quarterback at a high
level in the NFL. We know that, and we knew
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that going into that game. The game plan for green Bay,
like even if you have a rudimentary knowledge of forms,
you knew going in that they were going to play
hide the quarterback. The Packers attack with the floor was
going to be run, run, run, run, run, run, running, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run forrest, run was gonna be the offense. And for
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that performance by the Indianapolis defense, Okay, that is a
violation of the United States Code Title ten, Section eight
ninety two, Article ninety two, dereliction of duties. That is
a dereliction of duties and one of the most egregious
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that I have seen. These cats willfully refuse to perform
their duties. I don't know what else they had going on.
Maybe they had too many cheese curds before the game.
But my god, every man, woman and child knew the
way the Packers are going to approach this game. They
could not win if Malie Willis had to throw the ball.
The Colts had jumped out to a leade, they would
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have been in a whole lot of trouble. And the Colts,
the coaching staff supposedly had a game plan that was
to stop the run, and they got shredded like chicken
treaded barbecue chicken. How bad was it? Green Bay somehow
rushed for two hundred and sixty one yards. That is
not a mistake. Two out of sixty one yards, the
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third most the Colts have allowed since the team moved
from Baltimore to Indianapolis forty some years ago, including two
hundred and thirty seven of those yards in the first half.
I mean it was mostly the first The Packers picked
up fourteen first downs, fourteen before halftime, and the Colts
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managed just fifteen plays overall in that time. This was
an atrocity for the Indianapolis Colts. The way they played
there embarrassing. And Josh Jacobs had a hundred fifty one
yards rushing on thirty two carries. That's a throwback game
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to like the nineteen eighties there and the Packers to
have fourteen first downs, I keep going back, fourteen first
downs before the Colts managed just fifteen plays overall. It's
insane and let's not forget Anthony Richardson who added not one,
not too but three interceptions. Now what was at the
end of the game, So you say, who cares about that?
(11:25):
We'll give him the pass on that, but two other interceptions.
And Richardson who completed just fifty percent of his passes
in this game. And despite a decent running game, and
Taylor had over one hundred yards, had a couple of
big runs there for the Indianapolis Colts. Despite that, still
nothing in the passing game from Anthony Richardson, who was
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(12:14):
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Speaker 3 (12:16):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
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Speaker 5 (13:56):
The King.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Rory says he has a fun fact. He says Willis
became the ninth different quarterback to start a game for
the Packers since nineteen ninety two, the fewest for a
team in that span. Well, yeah, Brett Farv Farva and
Aaron Rodgers for a good stretch of time. Mass O
Mickey says, did you know that if you visit a
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dairy queen and get a combo meal, you can substitute
fries for cheese curds. Fun fact, Well, you could get
the cheese curds and the fries and then get a
little gravy and make your own poutine.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Now, I don't want to say he's wrong, but I've
been to a lot of dairy queens and last week,
what's a lot?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What's the number? What's the number on that?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
How many dairy queens?
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Religiously in Oregon? I went like three times a week. Yeah,
because I'm addicted to a blizzard and a dilly bar.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But a and w Well, it says dairy queen has
I've never heard of a dilly bar?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You never heard of a dilly bar?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What is a dilly bar?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
For the time?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
They come free frozen in like little boxes in the
free service section of the store. So instead of a
freshly dipped cone, you can get a dilly bar and
they come in butterscotch, chocolate or a cherry.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Did you ever work at dairy Queen? No, but I'm
sure do eat it? Well, it says here on the menu,
it says a cheese curt You can get regular, large
poppable pieces of cheese battered and fried into warm, melty
and crisp. Yes, large, thousand calories regulars, five hundred. How
many they must be like frap? What that's a lot
(15:37):
of calories? Calories and you're worried about calories Coop you Yeah, really,
all right, there you go. You can keep those aren't
as good as Culver's Man, Culver's cheese curds. That's the
way to go. But there's no Culvers where Masshole Mickey is,
so he's out of lock. Let's go to tiger Man
in Utah. Hello, tiger Man, tiger Man, tiger Man. Where
(16:01):
did tiger Man go? He fell asleep? Oh no, tiger Man,
he's in a cave somewhere. Where did he go? Oh no, no, no, no.
Let's say a lot of men well in Gardena representing
Raider Nation, the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Hey, Benny A, you know what Gardner Minshoe may look
like one of Dick's dastard leads or another one of
pan of Barbara's characters. But who kid plays with Hard?
I'm not not to be confused with Dick and Dayton.
I'm talking about Dick's dastard leads.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, bro, No, we got age.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Hey, the kid plays with Hardt.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It leads the entire NFL and completion percentage the great Heart.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, the Dodgers showed a lot of heart tonight. Bennie.
I don't know if you caught the game, but uh
oh cold pick came through and ignited a fire unto
the Dodgers' craft, and they kicked from Atlanta. And we
need more of that, Benny. We're going into the playoffs.
We're leaking, we're taking on water, but sail for we'd
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damn it. Hey, you know, I'm an idea man. I
would be remiss if I didn't tell you guys. With
NHL coming up, we need Eddie versus the Yetti. Maybe
we can get Old Coop since he's the resident thespian,
put on a saskuatch costume and grunt and pick like
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one of the NHL clubs against Eddie. Hey man, entertainment, Baby,
that's what I'm here for.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I love you, bennyatch outfit is a good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
All right, Eddie versus the Yetti?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Baby, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Coop's very enthusiastic about that idea.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sure the company will pay for a costume and
you can renate or something like that. And we have
a big budget here. This is a major operation, hundreds
of radio stations. I'm sure we have the budget for that.
Would you get all dressed up Coop for for a bit?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
No, see, he was grunting that was his sasquatching price.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I think he's excited.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, inside he's outside he thrilled to be angry, but
inside very excited, very excited. Boer boy Boy Kevin writes
in from Florida. He says, speaking of cotton candy, Ben,
as you were, Arizona Cardinals are selling cotton candy burritos
at their stadium barf Yes, Tammy, our friend Tammy in Vegas.
We met Hur at the Malla Meet and greet in Vegas.
(18:36):
She says she's happy the the Packs won. So if
you thought she wasn't happy the pack one, you're you're wrong.
She's very happy the way it is. Uh, Slim Tim
says nine out of ten on the Mountain Monologue with
a bag of pizza combos, the Packers game was absolutely
wonderful man, no love, no problem, feasting on the pathetic
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Colts defense. Go Pack go. Yeah, that was that was wild, wild,
wild wild. Matt the Warrior Raider fan says good luck
to the Cowboys on the bounce back because they draw
a desperate Raven team next week that clearly didn't think
they'd be sitting at zero and two right now. Yeah,
(19:17):
you start peeking ahead. And you start looking at the
point spreads for week three. We still got to get
through the game on Monday night with Philadelphia and they're
hosting the Atlanta Falcons, the Battle of the Birds. The
Battle of the Birds. But when you look ahead the
next week, it starts on Thursday, the Patriots and the Jets,
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and the Jets are a seven point favorite. Should the
Jets be favored well, actually it's dowary down to six
and a half. Should they be favored by that many
points against anyone? I know the Patriots are not good,
but man, yeah, that's a short week, two road games
to start the year for the Jets. They get their
home Opener's see what stands out here? There's anything else
(20:02):
that stands out here? Like that doesn't make a lot
of sense. There's a couple is a couple of The
Raiders are only a seven point favorite over the Panthers,
and the Panthers are again are a powder puff football team. Ravens.
Ravens are actually favored by a point and a half
in Dallas that game open to pick them the early
line on the overnight the Ravens a one and a
(20:23):
half point favorite in that game. Wow, the Niners oh man,
I might not have to take the Rams again. Niners
are a seven point road favorite against the Rams. It's
gonna get blown out two weeks and they probably won't
beat the Niners. But that's a lot of points. That
is a big point spread in that one. So some
of the some of the lines looking ahead, And I
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think there are two Monday night football games next week.
Why do we need two Monday night football games? Does
anyone need two Monday night football games? No, we don't
need We only need one, right, we don't need two.
These don't need for two. Why do they have two?
Who decided to? They've been doing this last few years
a lot, but it's random. Is They used to do
it week one? Rightn Week one was always the week
they would do the Monday night doubleheader. But now now
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they're doing week three.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Just what days don't have football?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That'd be Tuesday only Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, well, Friday, NFL.
But there are occasional times that will be like a
Friday game because Amazon bought a Friday game for play.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
I'm just making sure women have time with their men's
this season.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well you can, Yeah, you got to plan for that.
You got to plan certain activities. Good luck. Yeah, schedule,
It's all about the schedule. It's all about the schedule. Anyway.
It is the Ben Malors Show as we are continuing,
and a lot of people in love with our guy,
Kevin Harlan, friend of the show. I met Kevin Harlan
at the super Bowl a while back and he claimed
(21:50):
to be a listener, travels a lot, does the games
for CBS, and he does Monday Night football. Still does
it on the radio. Maybe not, but Kevin Harlan calling
his game there and they kicked it. He kicked it
to Nate Burlson for a SAB studio update, and Burlson
was having problems he could not hear Kevin Harlan. So
(22:14):
Kevin Harlan just said, I screw it, I'll do it myself,
and then did the studio update, which is really not
that difficult because like this, the studio updates are. It's
an outdated, archaic thing that isn't really necessary, but they
still do it because they've always done it.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Eh, I'm flipping around, you know, I don't need if
I see something you let's see something in the red zone.
I flip over there, I don't need the I don't
need to get all uh you know the studio update
from Burlson.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Not everybody flips around. If you're watching your favorite team,
you're going to be focused on your favorite.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Game designed for doesn't matter why they played fifteen games
in the early TV window or whatever it is. I mean,
it's because they wanted. You were supposed to flip around.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
If your team is not playing, then yes, But if
your team is playing, then you're not.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
My team was playing, I still flipped around. I'm a
fan of every team. I pick every game against the spread,
every single game, every single game against the spread, penny
versus the penny on Peacock, and for some reason, people
are still watching it after the weekend. You know, we
have a new show. It'll be coming up on Friday.
Craig writes, and he says, might the Arizona Cardinals be
(23:32):
much improved? Will they challenge the Seahawks and the divisional race?
I don't know about that, Mike, and Dodge says, I'm
at work listing and I had to log on, he
said to X to comment on this. How the hell
does Mallard and Coop not know what a dilly bar is?
From Dairy Queen Stunt Hill.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
For the record, I was the one who chimed in.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But I don't know. I still it is.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I know Dairy Queen is not too big here in California.
I used to find them occasionally, but they're not.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
It's so hard.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well that's what she said. But yes, now that I've
seen the dilly bar, I've had the dilly bar. I
didn't know that was what it was called. It was
a different name. I had an off brand dilly bar.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's just a vanilla ice cream on a on a
like a stick, a popsicle stick, and then it's got
a chocolate It's dipped in chocolate. It looks like cherry.
It looks like a little poop.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It has a.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Little swirly in the middle.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Don't you see the original dilly bar? Well they do.
They do have a cherry and a butterscotch. I'm looking
at the chocolate. It looks like the cherry one. I
get it's red. The butterscotch is orange. Yes, and then
but the traditional I've had a chocolate dilly bar. I've had, Yeah,
I've had that, but it I didn't know It was
a dilly bar when I was a cute.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Have you ever had one of the stars. It used
to be red, white and blue. My tongue got stuck
to it once when I was little.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't think I've had that. I don't, but I've
never had the butterscotch or the cherry. I can go
for the butterscotch. I go to Dairy Queen. All right,
We'll drive five hours to Dairy Queen and get one
of those things. Why not? Yeah, they've got the nutritional information.
I know. Coop's word about that chocolate two hundred and
twenty calories. Coop cherry two ten, butterscotch just two hundred.
(25:31):
So you'd go with the butterscotch. You'd save yourself an
extra ten twenty calories on that. That would be the
way to go there. Anyone else have any crests requests
about Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
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Speaker 1 (25:48):
Let's have some fun, fun, fun, fun fun. I want
some raider porn. I'll give you some raider porn. Raider
fun facts here Gardner Minshew in the fourth quarter against
the two time MVP Lamar Jackson. Gardner Minche attempted thirteen
passes against the Ravens that vaunted Ravens defense. He was
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nine of thirteen. That's a sixty nine percent completion percentage.
Gardner in the fourth quarter averaged nine point six yards
per pass attempt. He had a touchdown pass, no interceptions,
and a passer rating of one hundred and twenty five
point eight touchdown Raiders in the fourth quarter. And you
(26:28):
watch the TV show, I gave some Raider propaganda saying
that I thought the Raiders were going to be pretty
good and whatnot. And now you look at the schedule
and things are setting up. Now, this does not mean
the Ravens are going to win all these games, but
the next not one, not two, not three, not four,
but five games are all reasonable winnable games for the
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Las Vegas Raiders. They are one to one, they have
a bye next week, they play the Carolina Panthers, show
up on time, nobody gets arrested. You win that game,
and they got the Cleveland Browns after that at home.
It should be another win the Broncos in Colorado. With
bo Nicks the way he's playing, he's not going to
be at anybody. The Steelers. That'll be a battle of
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field goals in week six, and the way my rams
are playing right now, that's a winnable game in LA.
It will be more Raider fans there than anybody. Those
are the next games for the Raiders. So it's there
is a dimension in the multiverse where the Raiders win
all of those games and are sitting at six and
one heading in to a date with Mahomes and the
Chiefs in week eight, and that game will be in Vegas,
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And you look down the line, some of the other
games that you thought earlier were going to be more difficult,
like the Miami Dolphins. The Raiders have to play at
Miami in week eleven, but tuaus not going to play
for the Dolphins. He might never play for them again,
So suddenly that's not looking at that difficult. So some
things opening up for the Raiders. Here's some opportunity for
them to win a bunch of games in a row
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to start the year. After they lost to the Chargers,
the game they outplayed the Chargers in and then they
come back and prove that they were legit by beating
the Ravens and now they got a bunch of cupcakes
lined up the next couple of weeks, now another five.
I got another fun fac fun fact, fun fac bonus
but fun fact, yeah, bonus, fun factor. And I don't
know how fun this is. But kickers on field goal
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attempts of fifty plus yards so far this season have
attempted thirty nine of them. They are thirty five for
thirty nine. That's an eighty nine point seven percent success
rate on kicks of fifty plus yards. That is the
top field goal percentage in the NFL for any season,
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you know, for any season. If you look at the
all time record that in that category, it's like eighty
six point five percent. So there'll be a few misses
along the way, but what an amazing start. And it's
like anytime you get within fifty two or fifty three yards,
they're like, oh here in field goal range. It's ridiculous.
Let's say hello to helmet man in who's somewhere. I
(29:02):
don't know where. Hello, helmet man, Well the morning, what
happened to your Raven's helmet man?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
I don't know what happens?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They lost? You didn't watch the game, now, I think,
what were you doing.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
I think I was resting in bed or something.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, I lost much better than watching the Ravens play.
You know, that's all real real fans sleep during their teams.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Steve Hartman in the morning.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh there you go, Hartman. Much more entertaining than the Ravens.
He blew me off, Homer Hartman.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yeah, I lost four sausages in the pack, some Italian sausage.
It wasn't in my bag. I didn't put it in
the bag properly. I put it on the.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Top sausage wed So you lost four Italian sausages. They
fell out of your bag.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, they were organic Italian sausage.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh man, they were just regular Italian sausage. That would
be a problem. But organic that's a big problem because.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Those are a care of the sausage.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Come on, you got to protect the sausage helmet.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You can't just be having your sausage out like that.
Come ossa.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well, I got it out.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I got it at Rounch. I was down on Rounds
on Ninth Street, coming from the uh Staples Center and
they had the Emmys and they had all the streets
blocked off.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
We had Oh were you down for the Emmys? And
there's nothing celebrities loved than seeing helmet man. Nothing more
they loved than seeing helmet man. You could have asked
the celebrities for sausage.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
No, I was watching the games. I didn't go down there,
but I couldn't help being down there.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You couldn't help it. You just you here in l A.
You got to be where the Emmy Awards are. I
don't think they call it Staple Center. It's named some
crypt or something's like a crypt.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
And I've seen a Lady Karen Emmy's but she was
with a security person.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Uh, probably.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
She was turrying Emmy Award trophy or something.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Just walking the walk in the street. Just another night
in l A. You see somebody caring.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
She was walking through l A live. I was watching
a Jet game.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
You're watching the Jets in the afternoon then yeah, yeah, okay,
see you were awake, but you just didn't watch the
Ravens game because the Ravens played at the same time
the Jets play.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
John go down the hotel on Monday. They always showed
the highlights, not the highlights.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
They reached show it.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, all right, Well you're a fascinating man, helmet man.
We love you, yes sometime.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Yes, And the Steelers one.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're a Ravens fan, what do you what do you.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Care about that Steelers one in the Ravens law.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, that's a good day. I heard about that, all right.
I gotta thank you helming Man. Tremendous confidence. So again
he's at the Ralphs on Ninth Street.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
That's the sausage. Got to protect sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He lost three organic Italian sausages that fell out of
his back, by the way, So somebody walking the streets
of La found an organic sausage and three of them.
Just a good day right there, just staring you right
in the face. Man alive all right. Time now for
the Insta trivia and we will get to Mallard of
(32:34):
the third Degree. Here's the instant trivia. Gardner Minshew, the
first Raiders starting quarterback to win despite being sacked five
times in a game since blank. Again, Gardner Minshew, first
Raider starting quarterback to win despite being sacked five times
in the game since blank. That's the insta trivia, the answer,
and we will get to Mallard of the third degree.
(32:54):
Will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's Ben Maller Gardner Mainshew, the first Raiders starting quarterback
to win despite being sacked five times in a game
since plague. We got Mallard of the third degree coming
up here momentarily. Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
Slinging Sammy Ball from I forty Ian that's his answer.
Who else do we have? Fergdog says Bob and Phyllis
(33:49):
the inventors of the dilly bar. Muttley from Cowboy Killer, Redbreast,
Paul from Art Puffin, Rusty Hilger guest by Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady, Rose Fan going with
rich Gannon the Raider fans enjoying all the Raider propaganda
(34:10):
we're doing on the show. Jimmy Dean guest by far
Out Dave the Mexican Joker from King Rory. That's his answer.
Who else you we have? Page down? UCLA legend Troy
Aikman from Stuck in Sacramento. He hates Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Two.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
You don't read this part because you can't. There you go,
you tell I'm from Venice. I definitely did not read
that part. Dale Gribble from Big Greg and Iowa living
up to his nickname. Ben Ogilvie from the Powder Blue Brewers.
Guest by Spacoli from Wisconsin via North Carolina, but somewhere
(34:47):
I believe in California. Seneca Wallace from Robin Minnesota. Max
Headroom from Donkey's Sausage Clipper legend, Hollywood Harper from Shane
in Des Moines. Who else do you have? Page down?
The State Puff marshmallow Man from Our Buddy Slug in Vegas,
the host of the Malard Meet and Greet in Vegas.
(35:09):
Mark Wilson guests by Mediocre Kabuki. Daffy Duck from Mark
and Santa Monica what say you, Eddie, I need an answer.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Former Raiders quarterback and head coach Tom Flores.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Tom Flores, is that the answer? No, that's the correct
the answer, Eddie. A legend from the Arizona State University.
It's been almost twenty years. Andrew Walter is we eight
of the twenty oh six season, the last Raider to
win despite being sacked five times a year. Here we go,
it's Mallard.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Here we got Coomelo.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Dufphin's head coach, Mike McDaniel said on Friday that the
team plans to bring in a quarterback to compete with
backup Skyler Thompson. However, Miami only has seven point one
million available in cap space. Ben, who do you think
that they should target?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well, they can futs around with the sarary cap and
figure out how to get more money. And I say,
you know what they need, Matthew Stafford is what they need.
They can have Matthew Stafford call the Rams up, trade
some draft picks. Take Matthew Stafford, knock yourself out, have
a field day. Why not? That's the guy right there,
Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Next over the weekend, White Sox GM Chris Getz said,
We're not gonna be working heavy in free agency. We've
got guys on the field right now who need to
improve their game. Ben, what should White Sox fans take
away from these comments.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
That they are going to suck again next season? Right
that the if if you really cared, if you own
the White Sox, you're Jerry ryanstor if you say, okay,
this is embarrassing. And even if we're not gonna win
the Pennant next year, we're gonna go out and sign
some free agents and at least be a big league team.
Not an embarrassment, not a disgrace. But it sounds like
(36:51):
they're committed to tanking. That's what it sounds like to
me that the White Sox want to lose another one
hundred and fifteen games next year, one hundred and ten games.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Next year next Dave Roberts revealed on Saturday the Dodger
star pitcher Tyler Glass now is highly unlikely to pitch
again this season, jocking.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I can't play a Dodger pitcher, hurt, That never happens.
Those guys are the model of health over their Dodgers stadium.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Ben, how big of a blow is this for the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, the fact is there by the time the playoffs start,
which is only a few weeks away, they'll be starting
guys we've never heard of number one. Now that's not
you can't win with that, but you're gonna have to
have five or six no name pitchers contribute. But it's
just a giant buzz kill because the Dodgers the whole
the way they built the team, it's not gonna be there,
(37:35):
most of it in October, and it sucks.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How did we do?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Koubelo passes that is a win at the buzzer, I
ranted the buzzer, a row at the buzzer. At the buzzer,
Hello and welcome. It's our dumb bird two. Our two
is here and Jerry Jones wants you to know that
he is extremely disappointed the Cowboys were blown off the
field by the Saints, who gets the majority of the blame. Also,
Dak Prescott says that his cowboys will learn from this
(00:23):
latest loss. What exactly is the lesson? And in addition
to that, we'll talk about Indianapolis. How did the Colts
manage to lose to the elite Willis Packers? Unreal, unreal
loss there for Indy, embarrassing loss. We'll get to that
and more right now, break it all down for you,
put some spice on it and throw it in the
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Jerry's World. After a great opening act, they dominated win
over the Cleveland football team, Dallas returned home big favorites,
and then proceeded to crumble on home turf. Now, if
you were watching this game, you heard Tom Brady in
the broadcast booth, Good old Tom, but maybe you were
(02:17):
not watching it. I did not watch too much of
this game. There was no reason to because Alvin Camara
he was rumbling and stunners like he was punching guys
at a casino in Vegas. Four touchdowns, one hundred and
fifteen yards on the ground, and the visiting Saints mollywopped
the home standing Cowboys forty four to nineteen in a
(02:41):
game that wasn't even really all that close. A domination situation.
Two weeks in a rows Dore's one thing to take
down the Carolina Panthers that are a powder puff football team.
But these are the Dallas Cowboys. Now Jerry Jones was angry. Hey,
he was angry era after the game. I tried to
bite his tongue. Tried to try to spend this as
(03:03):
much as you can, Jones telling reporters after the loss
on Sunday, Jerry Jones said that it was extraordinarily disappointing.
He added that we will correct this, we will improve. Okay,
So I guess they're not going to lose by more
than forty four to nineteen in the next kid, So
they're going to improve on that. But that is the money.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Quote.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones says, the Cowboys
loss is quote extraordinarily disappointing. Close quote. So who gets
the majority of the blame on this? I've got the
dessert topping, bathroom mirror, and section eight ninety two. In
section eight ninety two, well, combine all these things together
(03:47):
and we are going to make a cotton candy Because
cotton candy would have provided more resistance than the Dallas
Cowboys defense in this game. And that is where we start.
This is on the shoulders of Micah Parsons and the defense.
It's not my opinion, it is a fact. This is
(04:09):
the epitome of a team that was not ready to
play this sea. Well that's on McCarthy also, but specifically
the defense right and Parsons in this game when when
it mattered, when the game was in the bounce did
not make impact plays. Michael Parsons was essentially ghosting the
game and the Saints did what they wanted. Dallas defensively
(04:30):
was disemboweled in this game. And how bad was it.
I'll tell you how bad it was. Alvin Kamara and
friends scored touchdowns on their first six offensive possessions. Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown. Now,
Derek Carr, what's the book on Derek Carr? You get
(04:51):
pressure on this guy and he starts sweating like he's
in a sauna, and it's a disaster. He's like a
pig at a traditional Hawaiian luwa with pressure rotating around.
No pineapple though. Well, when you don't give him pressure,
apparently he's all right. He was only hit one time.
He was sacked one time by the Dallas defense. Inexcusable,
(05:15):
inexcusable performance the Dallas defense. They were he dessert topping
in this game. They were whipped cream is what they
were for the Saints, and they feasted on It's also
a referendum. We were praising Mike Zimmer, the former Viking
coach who's now the defensive googer there in Dallas. And
life comes at you fast. You look great one week,
(05:36):
and then you come back and it looks like you've
never practiced together. Now, are the Saints the real deal?
Back to back blowout wins to begin the season, Derek
carrz your MVP after two weeks of the NFL regular season. No,
I'm not ready to eat that gumbo. You can have
that gumbo. I'm not ready to have that gumbo. I'm
not there. I'm not sold. I need to see more.
(05:57):
I'm not sold. The Panthers win to me meaningless. That's
a powderpuff football team. That's not a professional football team.
They're a joke and their quarterbacks as a disaster. And
it's yet to be determined what the Cowboys are, all right?
What are the twenty twenty four vintage of the Dallas
Cowboys in Jera's world? We don't know yet, all right. Now,
turn to the page. So Dak Prescott, he had a
(06:20):
lot to say after the game. Dak Prescott said that
the Cowboys will learn from the loss. That they're going
to learn from the loss. So what exactly is the lesson?
What is the lesson for the Dallas Cowboys to learn? Well,
the obvious one is don't suck at a time you
cannot suck. But maybe like take every opponent seriously. Also
(06:40):
a reminder, I think the biggest reminder here, and the
Cowboys fall for this quite a bit, is avoid the
bathroom mirror at all costs. Like Dallas was getting toasted
by many of the pundits for that win over a
sub standard Cleveland Browns team, and so they dominated. It
(07:01):
was the big game on Fox last week, and Tom
Brady's gonna call mostly Cowboy games because they get the ratings.
So there's Brady back in the broadcast booth and the
first game everything went wonderfully and all that, and we
suspect that the Cowboys as a whole were guilty of
shamelessly staring at their own reflection in the mirror after
(07:22):
they were basking in the glow of that win last week,
and they did not have the laser like focus because
it's one thing to lose, but you don't get your
doors blown off. The way the Cowboys did. If you're
putting an honest effort in, I truly believe that. I
think I say the same thing about the Rams, the
way they played against the Cardinals. If you're putting effort in,
the teams are not separated by that much the worst
(07:44):
than the top teams in the NFL are not separated
by that much. You do not get blown out if
you're putting an honest effort out there. That's just the
reality of the situation. That's my belief, and so no
attention to detail. The other problem in going back to
what Jerry Jones said, Jerry's hitched his wagon to the
core of this Dallas team. He's fully invested, He's all in.
(08:09):
Jerry's essentially said that for the rest of his life,
Dak Prescott's gonna be the quarterback. And Dak was drinking
out of a fire hose. Also unable the Cowboys to
keep up. And when the defense has breakdowns, the offense
has to pick up the slack, and they were unable
to do that as well. All right, final point, the
(08:30):
story of all the games, the one that blew me
away the most, I would say would be the Colt's
lack of execution defensively against the Packers, because we all
know that Malik Willis can't play quarterback at a high
level in the NFL. We know that, and we knew
(08:54):
that going into that game. The game plan for green Bay,
like even if you have a rudimentary knowledge of forms,
you knew going in that they were going to play
hide the quarterback. The Packers attack with the floor was
going to be run, run, run, run, run, run, running, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run forrest, run was gonna be the offense. And for
(09:16):
that performance by the Indianapolis defense, Okay, that is a
violation of the United States Code Title ten, Section eight
ninety two, Article ninety two, dereliction of duties. That is
a dereliction of duties and one of the most egregious
(09:36):
that I have seen. These cats willfully refuse to perform
their duties. I don't know what else they had going on.
Maybe they had too many cheese curds before the game.
But my god, every man, woman and child knew the
way the Packers are going to approach this game. They
could not win if Malie Willis had to throw the ball.
The Colts had jumped out to a leade, they would
(09:57):
have been in a whole lot of trouble. And the Colts,
the coaching staff supposedly had a game plan that was
to stop the run, and they got shredded like chicken
treaded barbecue chicken. How bad was it? Green Bay somehow
rushed for two hundred and sixty one yards. That is
not a mistake. Two out of sixty one yards, the
(10:19):
third most the Colts have allowed since the team moved
from Baltimore to Indianapolis forty some years ago, including two
hundred and thirty seven of those yards in the first half.
I mean it was mostly the first The Packers picked
up fourteen first downs, fourteen before halftime, and the Colts
(10:44):
managed just fifteen plays overall in that time. This was
an atrocity for the Indianapolis Colts. The way they played
there embarrassing. And Josh Jacobs had a hundred fifty one
yards rushing on thirty two carries. That's a throwback game
(11:05):
to like the nineteen eighties there and the Packers to
have fourteen first downs, I keep going back, fourteen first
downs before the Colts managed just fifteen plays overall. It's
insane and let's not forget Anthony Richardson who added not one,
not too but three interceptions. Now what was at the
end of the game, So you say, who cares about that?
(11:25):
We'll give him the pass on that, but two other interceptions.
And Richardson who completed just fifty percent of his passes
in this game. And despite a decent running game, and
Taylor had over one hundred yards, had a couple of
big runs there for the Indianapolis Colts. Despite that, still
nothing in the passing game from Anthony Richardson, who was
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Speaker 3 (12:16):
Do it.
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Speaker 5 (13:56):
The King.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Rory says he has a fun fact. He says Willis
became the ninth different quarterback to start a game for
the Packers since nineteen ninety two, the fewest for a
team in that span. Well, yeah, Brett Farv Farva and
Aaron Rodgers for a good stretch of time. Mass O
Mickey says, did you know that if you visit a
(14:18):
dairy queen and get a combo meal, you can substitute
fries for cheese curds. Fun fact, Well, you could get
the cheese curds and the fries and then get a
little gravy and make your own poutine.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Now, I don't want to say he's wrong, but I've
been to a lot of dairy queens and last week,
what's a lot?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
What's the number? What's the number on that?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
How many dairy queens?
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Religiously in Oregon? I went like three times a week. Yeah,
because I'm addicted to a blizzard and a dilly bar.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
But a and w Well, it says dairy queen has
I've never heard of a dilly bar?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
You never heard of a dilly bar?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
What is a dilly bar?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
For the time?
Speaker 7 (15:01):
They come free frozen in like little boxes in the
free service section of the store. So instead of a
freshly dipped cone, you can get a dilly bar and
they come in butterscotch, chocolate or a cherry.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Did you ever work at dairy Queen? No, but I'm
sure do eat it? Well, it says here on the menu,
it says a cheese curt You can get regular, large
poppable pieces of cheese battered and fried into warm, melty
and crisp. Yes, large, thousand calories regulars, five hundred. How
many they must be like frap? What that's a lot
(15:37):
of calories? Calories and you're worried about calories Coop you Yeah, really,
all right, there you go. You can keep those aren't
as good as Culver's Man, Culver's cheese curds. That's the
way to go. But there's no Culvers where Masshole Mickey is,
so he's out of lock. Let's go to tiger Man
in Utah. Hello, tiger Man, tiger Man, tiger Man. Where
(16:01):
did tiger Man go? He fell asleep? Oh no, tiger Man,
he's in a cave somewhere. Where did he go? Oh no, no, no, no.
Let's say a lot of men well in Gardena representing
Raider Nation, the Raiders.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Hey, Benny A, you know what Gardner Minshoe may look
like one of Dick's dastard leads or another one of
pan of Barbara's characters. But who kid plays with Hard?
I'm not not to be confused with Dick and Dayton.
I'm talking about Dick's dastard leads.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, bro, No, we got age.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Hey, the kid plays with Hardt.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It leads the entire NFL and completion percentage the great Heart.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, the Dodgers showed a lot of heart tonight. Bennie.
I don't know if you caught the game, but uh
oh cold pick came through and ignited a fire unto
the Dodgers' craft, and they kicked from Atlanta. And we
need more of that, Benny. We're going into the playoffs.
We're leaking, we're taking on water, but sail for we'd
(17:15):
damn it. Hey, you know, I'm an idea man. I
would be remiss if I didn't tell you guys. With
NHL coming up, we need Eddie versus the Yetti. Maybe
we can get Old Coop since he's the resident thespian,
put on a saskuatch costume and grunt and pick like
(17:36):
one of the NHL clubs against Eddie. Hey man, entertainment, Baby,
that's what I'm here for.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I love you, bennyatch outfit is a good idea.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (17:47):
All right, Eddie versus the Yetti?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Baby, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Coop's very enthusiastic about that idea.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sure the company will pay for a costume and
you can renate or something like that. And we have
a big budget here. This is a major operation, hundreds
of radio stations. I'm sure we have the budget for that.
Would you get all dressed up Coop for for a bit?
Speaker 6 (18:10):
No, see, he was grunting that was his sasquatching price.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
I think he's excited.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, inside he's outside he thrilled to be angry, but
inside very excited, very excited. Boer boy Boy Kevin writes
in from Florida. He says, speaking of cotton candy, Ben,
as you were, Arizona Cardinals are selling cotton candy burritos
at their stadium barf Yes, Tammy, our friend Tammy in Vegas.
We met Hur at the Malla Meet and greet in Vegas.
(18:36):
She says she's happy the the Packs won. So if
you thought she wasn't happy the pack one, you're you're wrong.
She's very happy the way it is. Uh, Slim Tim
says nine out of ten on the Mountain Monologue with
a bag of pizza combos, the Packers game was absolutely
wonderful man, no love, no problem, feasting on the pathetic
(18:56):
Colts defense. Go Pack go. Yeah, that was that was wild, wild,
wild wild. Matt the Warrior Raider fan says good luck
to the Cowboys on the bounce back because they draw
a desperate Raven team next week that clearly didn't think
they'd be sitting at zero and two right now. Yeah,
(19:17):
you start peeking ahead. And you start looking at the
point spreads for week three. We still got to get
through the game on Monday night with Philadelphia and they're
hosting the Atlanta Falcons, the Battle of the Birds. The
Battle of the Birds. But when you look ahead the
next week, it starts on Thursday, the Patriots and the Jets,
(19:38):
and the Jets are a seven point favorite. Should the
Jets be favored well, actually it's dowary down to six
and a half. Should they be favored by that many
points against anyone? I know the Patriots are not good,
but man, yeah, that's a short week, two road games
to start the year for the Jets. They get their
home Opener's see what stands out here? There's anything else
(20:02):
that stands out here? Like that doesn't make a lot
of sense. There's a couple is a couple of The
Raiders are only a seven point favorite over the Panthers,
and the Panthers are again are a powder puff football team. Ravens.
Ravens are actually favored by a point and a half
in Dallas that game open to pick them the early
line on the overnight the Ravens a one and a
(20:23):
half point favorite in that game. Wow, the Niners oh man,
I might not have to take the Rams again. Niners
are a seven point road favorite against the Rams. It's
gonna get blown out two weeks and they probably won't
beat the Niners. But that's a lot of points. That
is a big point spread in that one. So some
of the some of the lines looking ahead, And I
(20:44):
think there are two Monday night football games next week.
Why do we need two Monday night football games? Does
anyone need two Monday night football games? No, we don't
need We only need one, right, we don't need two.
These don't need for two. Why do they have two?
Who decided to? They've been doing this last few years
a lot, but it's random. Is They used to do
it week one? Rightn Week one was always the week
they would do the Monday night doubleheader. But now now
(21:05):
they're doing week three.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Just what days don't have football?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
That'd be Tuesday only Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, well, Friday, NFL.
But there are occasional times that will be like a
Friday game because Amazon bought a Friday game for play.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
I'm just making sure women have time with their men's
this season.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well you can, Yeah, you got to plan for that.
You got to plan certain activities. Good luck. Yeah, schedule,
It's all about the schedule. It's all about the schedule. Anyway.
It is the Ben Malors Show as we are continuing,
and a lot of people in love with our guy,
Kevin Harlan, friend of the show. I met Kevin Harlan
at the super Bowl a while back and he claimed
(21:50):
to be a listener, travels a lot, does the games
for CBS, and he does Monday Night football. Still does
it on the radio. Maybe not, but Kevin Harlan calling
his game there and they kicked it. He kicked it
to Nate Burlson for a SAB studio update, and Burlson
was having problems he could not hear Kevin Harlan. So
(22:14):
Kevin Harlan just said, I screw it, I'll do it myself,
and then did the studio update, which is really not
that difficult because like this, the studio updates are. It's
an outdated, archaic thing that isn't really necessary, but they
still do it because they've always done it.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Eh, I'm flipping around, you know, I don't need if
I see something you let's see something in the red zone.
I flip over there, I don't need the I don't
need to get all uh you know the studio update
from Burlson.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Not everybody flips around. If you're watching your favorite team,
you're going to be focused on your favorite.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Game designed for doesn't matter why they played fifteen games
in the early TV window or whatever it is. I mean,
it's because they wanted. You were supposed to flip around.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
If your team is not playing, then yes, But if
your team is playing, then you're not.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
My team was playing, I still flipped around. I'm a
fan of every team. I pick every game against the spread,
every single game, every single game against the spread, penny
versus the penny on Peacock, and for some reason, people
are still watching it after the weekend. You know, we
have a new show. It'll be coming up on Friday.
Craig writes, and he says, might the Arizona Cardinals be
(23:32):
much improved? Will they challenge the Seahawks and the divisional race?
I don't know about that, Mike, and Dodge says, I'm
at work listing and I had to log on, he
said to X to comment on this. How the hell
does Mallard and Coop not know what a dilly bar is?
From Dairy Queen Stunt Hill.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
For the record, I was the one who chimed in.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
But I don't know. I still it is.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I know Dairy Queen is not too big here in California.
I used to find them occasionally, but they're not.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
It's so hard.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Well that's what she said. But yes, now that I've
seen the dilly bar, I've had the dilly bar. I
didn't know that was what it was called. It was
a different name. I had an off brand dilly bar.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's just a vanilla ice cream on a on a
like a stick, a popsicle stick, and then it's got
a chocolate It's dipped in chocolate. It looks like cherry.
It looks like a little poop.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
It has a.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Little swirly in the middle.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Lot.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Don't you see the original dilly bar? Well they do.
They do have a cherry and a butterscotch. I'm looking
at the chocolate. It looks like the cherry one. I
get it's red. The butterscotch is orange. Yes, and then
but the traditional I've had a chocolate dilly bar. I've had, Yeah,
I've had that, but it I didn't know It was
a dilly bar when I was a cute.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Have you ever had one of the stars. It used
to be red, white and blue. My tongue got stuck
to it once when I was little.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I don't think I've had that. I don't, but I've
never had the butterscotch or the cherry. I can go
for the butterscotch. I go to Dairy Queen. All right,
We'll drive five hours to Dairy Queen and get one
of those things. Why not? Yeah, they've got the nutritional information.
I know. Coop's word about that chocolate two hundred and
twenty calories. Coop cherry two ten, butterscotch just two hundred.
(25:31):
So you'd go with the butterscotch. You'd save yourself an
extra ten twenty calories on that. That would be the
way to go there. Anyone else have any crests requests
about Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
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Speaker 1 (25:48):
Let's have some fun, fun, fun, fun fun. I want
some raider porn. I'll give you some raider porn. Raider
fun facts here Gardner Minshew in the fourth quarter against
the two time MVP Lamar Jackson. Gardner Minche attempted thirteen
passes against the Ravens that vaunted Ravens defense. He was
(26:08):
nine of thirteen. That's a sixty nine percent completion percentage.
Gardner in the fourth quarter averaged nine point six yards
per pass attempt. He had a touchdown pass, no interceptions,
and a passer rating of one hundred and twenty five
point eight touchdown Raiders in the fourth quarter. And you
(26:28):
watch the TV show, I gave some Raider propaganda saying
that I thought the Raiders were going to be pretty
good and whatnot. And now you look at the schedule
and things are setting up. Now, this does not mean
the Ravens are going to win all these games, but
the next not one, not two, not three, not four,
but five games are all reasonable winnable games for the
(26:49):
Las Vegas Raiders. They are one to one, they have
a bye next week, they play the Carolina Panthers, show
up on time, nobody gets arrested. You win that game,
and they got the Cleveland Browns after that at home.
It should be another win the Broncos in Colorado. With
bo Nicks the way he's playing, he's not going to
be at anybody. The Steelers. That'll be a battle of
(27:12):
field goals in week six, and the way my rams
are playing right now, that's a winnable game in LA.
It will be more Raider fans there than anybody. Those
are the next games for the Raiders. So it's there
is a dimension in the multiverse where the Raiders win
all of those games and are sitting at six and
one heading in to a date with Mahomes and the
Chiefs in week eight, and that game will be in Vegas,
(27:36):
And you look down the line, some of the other
games that you thought earlier were going to be more difficult,
like the Miami Dolphins. The Raiders have to play at
Miami in week eleven, but tuaus not going to play
for the Dolphins. He might never play for them again,
So suddenly that's not looking at that difficult. So some
things opening up for the Raiders. Here's some opportunity for
them to win a bunch of games in a row
(27:58):
to start the year. After they lost to the Chargers,
the game they outplayed the Chargers in and then they
come back and prove that they were legit by beating
the Ravens and now they got a bunch of cupcakes
lined up the next couple of weeks, now another five.
I got another fun fac fun fact, fun fac bonus
but fun fact, yeah, bonus, fun factor. And I don't
know how fun this is. But kickers on field goal
(28:20):
attempts of fifty plus yards so far this season have
attempted thirty nine of them. They are thirty five for
thirty nine. That's an eighty nine point seven percent success
rate on kicks of fifty plus yards. That is the
top field goal percentage in the NFL for any season,
(28:42):
you know, for any season. If you look at the
all time record that in that category, it's like eighty
six point five percent. So there'll be a few misses
along the way, but what an amazing start. And it's
like anytime you get within fifty two or fifty three yards,
they're like, oh here in field goal range. It's ridiculous.
Let's say hello to helmet man in who's somewhere. I
(29:02):
don't know where. Hello, helmet man, Well the morning, what
happened to your Raven's helmet man?
Speaker 8 (29:09):
I don't know what happens?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
They lost? You didn't watch the game, now, I think,
what were you doing.
Speaker 8 (29:19):
I think I was resting in bed or something.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, I lost much better than watching the Ravens play.
You know, that's all real real fans sleep during their teams.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Steve Hartman in the morning.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh there you go, Hartman. Much more entertaining than the Ravens.
He blew me off, Homer Hartman.
Speaker 8 (29:39):
Yeah, I lost four sausages in the pack, some Italian sausage.
It wasn't in my bag. I didn't put it in
the bag properly. I put it on the.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Top sausage wed So you lost four Italian sausages. They
fell out of your bag.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah, they were organic Italian sausage.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh man, they were just regular Italian sausage. That would
be a problem. But organic that's a big problem because.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
Those are a care of the sausage.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Come on, you got to protect the sausage helmet.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Man.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
You can't just be having your sausage out like that.
Come ossa.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Well, I got it out.
Speaker 8 (30:17):
I got it at Rounch. I was down on Rounds
on Ninth Street, coming from the uh Staples Center and
they had the Emmys and they had all the streets
blocked off.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
We had Oh were you down for the Emmys? And
there's nothing celebrities loved than seeing helmet man. Nothing more
they loved than seeing helmet man. You could have asked
the celebrities for sausage.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
No, I was watching the games. I didn't go down there,
but I couldn't help being down there.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You couldn't help it. You just you here in l A.
You got to be where the Emmy Awards are. I
don't think they call it Staple Center. It's named some
crypt or something's like a crypt.
Speaker 8 (30:53):
And I've seen a Lady Karen Emmy's but she was
with a security person.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Uh, probably.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
She was turrying Emmy Award trophy or something.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Just walking the walk in the street. Just another night
in l A. You see somebody caring.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
She was walking through l A live. I was watching
a Jet game.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
You're watching the Jets in the afternoon then yeah, yeah, okay,
see you were awake, but you just didn't watch the
Ravens game because the Ravens played at the same time
the Jets play.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
John go down the hotel on Monday. They always showed
the highlights, not the highlights.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
They reached show it.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, all right, Well you're a fascinating man, helmet man.
We love you, yes sometime.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
Yes, And the Steelers one.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're a Ravens fan, what do you what do you.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
Care about that Steelers one in the Ravens law.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah, that's a good day. I heard about that, all right.
I gotta thank you helming Man. Tremendous confidence. So again
he's at the Ralphs on Ninth Street.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
That's the sausage. Got to protect sauce.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
He lost three organic Italian sausages that fell out of
his back, by the way, So somebody walking the streets
of La found an organic sausage and three of them.
Just a good day right there, just staring you right
in the face. Man alive all right. Time now for
the Insta trivia and we will get to Mallard of
(32:34):
the third Degree. Here's the instant trivia. Gardner Minshew, the
first Raiders starting quarterback to win despite being sacked five
times in a game since blank. Again, Gardner Minshew, first
Raider starting quarterback to win despite being sacked five times
in the game since blank. That's the insta trivia, the answer,
and we will get to Mallard of the third degree.
(32:54):
Will do it next.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
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Speaker 6 (33:08):
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Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's Ben Maller Gardner Mainshew, the first Raiders starting quarterback
to win despite being sacked five times in a game
since plague. We got Mallard of the third degree coming
up here momentarily. Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
Slinging Sammy Ball from I forty Ian that's his answer.
Who else do we have? Fergdog says Bob and Phyllis
(33:49):
the inventors of the dilly bar. Muttley from Cowboy Killer, Redbreast,
Paul from Art Puffin, Rusty Hilger guest by Eke in Roseville, Minnesota,
Matt the Warrior Raider, Tom Brady, Rose Fan going with
rich Gannon the Raider fans enjoying all the Raider propaganda
(34:10):
we're doing on the show. Jimmy Dean guest by far
Out Dave the Mexican Joker from King Rory. That's his answer.
Who else you we have? Page down? UCLA legend Troy
Aikman from Stuck in Sacramento. He hates Sacramento.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
Two.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
You don't read this part because you can't. There you go,
you tell I'm from Venice. I definitely did not read
that part. Dale Gribble from Big Greg and Iowa living
up to his nickname. Ben Ogilvie from the Powder Blue Brewers.
Guest by Spacoli from Wisconsin via North Carolina, but somewhere
(34:47):
I believe in California. Seneca Wallace from Robin Minnesota. Max
Headroom from Donkey's Sausage Clipper legend, Hollywood Harper from Shane
in Des Moines. Who else do you have? Page down?
The State Puff marshmallow Man from Our Buddy Slug in Vegas,
the host of the Malard Meet and Greet in Vegas.
(35:09):
Mark Wilson guests by Mediocre Kabuki. Daffy Duck from Mark
and Santa Monica what say you, Eddie, I need an answer.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
Former Raiders quarterback and head coach Tom Flores.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Tom Flores, is that the answer? No, that's the correct
the answer, Eddie. A legend from the Arizona State University.
It's been almost twenty years. Andrew Walter is we eight
of the twenty oh six season, the last Raider to
win despite being sacked five times a year. Here we go,
it's Mallard.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Here we got Coomelo.
Speaker 9 (35:45):
Dufphin's head coach, Mike McDaniel said on Friday that the
team plans to bring in a quarterback to compete with
backup Skyler Thompson. However, Miami only has seven point one
million available in cap space. Ben, who do you think
that they should target?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well, they can futs around with the sarary cap and
figure out how to get more money. And I say,
you know what they need, Matthew Stafford is what they need.
They can have Matthew Stafford call the Rams up, trade
some draft picks. Take Matthew Stafford, knock yourself out, have
a field day. Why not? That's the guy right there,
Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 9 (36:17):
Next over the weekend, White Sox GM Chris Getz said,
We're not gonna be working heavy in free agency. We've
got guys on the field right now who need to
improve their game. Ben, what should White Sox fans take
away from these comments.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
That they are going to suck again next season? Right
that the if if you really cared, if you own
the White Sox, you're Jerry ryanstor if you say, okay,
this is embarrassing. And even if we're not gonna win
the Pennant next year, we're gonna go out and sign
some free agents and at least be a big league team.
Not an embarrassment, not a disgrace. But it sounds like
(36:51):
they're committed to tanking. That's what it sounds like to
me that the White Sox want to lose another one
hundred and fifteen games next year, one hundred and ten games.
Speaker 9 (36:58):
Next year next Dave Roberts revealed on Saturday the Dodger
star pitcher Tyler Glass now is highly unlikely to pitch
again this season, jocking.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I can't play a Dodger pitcher, hurt, That never happens.
Those guys are the model of health over their Dodgers stadium.
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Ben, how big of a blow is this for the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well, the fact is there by the time the playoffs start,
which is only a few weeks away, they'll be starting
guys we've never heard of number one. Now that's not
you can't win with that, but you're gonna have to
have five or six no name pitchers contribute. But it's
just a giant buzz kill because the Dodgers the whole
the way they built the team, it's not gonna be there,
(37:35):
most of it in October, and it sucks.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
How did we do?
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Koubelo passes that is a win at the buzzer, I
ranted the buzzer, a row at the buzzer. At the buzzer,
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