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So here in our number four on this Tuesday, the
seventeenth day of September. On the Mather scale of one
to ten, what is the level of concern for the
Chiefs running game without Isaiah Pacheco as he's out for
an extended period of time? Also, why have people stopped
watching the Manning Cast? A ratings catastrophe over at the
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Manning Cast and Tom Brady's NFL analysis called out by
an insider for being reticent to criticize coaches. Your thoughts
on mister Brady's work in the Fox Box that talks.
We'll get to all of that and much more right
now and here it is our number four. Have a
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Speaker 1 (02:18):
Wild.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Ending on a full moon kind of a night into
the morning Monday night, Philadelphia Eagles, big favorites, both big
favorites in the primetime games, did not get it done.
The Texans did not cover in their game Sunday night
and Monday night.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
The Eagles had.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
To win in the bag. What's in the bag, it's
a win. They dropped the bag. Butterfingers Barkley Sakwan Barkley
proven that you can take the Giants uniform off the player,
But you can't get the stank off the player from
that Giants uniform as he dropped a pass with a
minute and forty two seconds to go in the game.
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It was a perfect pass right on his hands and
he should have put some stickum on his gloves. He
dropped it, and the Eagles settled for a field goal.
And then in Atlanta with Kirk Cousins driving all the
way down the field in no time at all, slicing
up the Vic Fangio defense and they get the touchdown
and then the extra point to go ahead. And so
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Atlanta then held off Philadelphia, they get to win, and
so both those teams won and one to start the year,
and pretty depressing if you're Philadelphia. They did not have
aj Brown, But that is not a championship defense that
we saw on the field, and Jalen Hurts had an
opportunity to pick up his teammate and he did the
old flopparou at the end. But our lead is from
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a team that is all that and a whole lot more,
a team that started out the year with the Gauntlet,
beginning the season with a date in Kansas City against
the Ravens and then following that up with the Bengals,
two of the top contenders according to all the pundits
in the AFC, and the Chiefs able to get by
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both of those teams. They snuck past the Ravens thanks
to a toe and then got some fortuitous officiating to
take down the Bengals on Sunday. However, get to the point,
please the Kansas City football team losing one of their
top offensive playmakers over the last couple of years. In
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the process, if you did not hear the news, Isaiah,
but check go out of Rutgers. He going heading the
injured reserve. It's not completely turned out. The lots the
parties over, but he'll be out there of the lineup,
out of the lineup at least four weeks. But Checko
left the stadium in a walking booty. Never good when
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you're in a walking booty, and he injured his fibula.
He's expected to miss likely two months two months. So
let us discuss the time tested never wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
This thing is never wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
A Malor scale of concern. On the Malor scale of
concern one to ten, what is your level of concern
for the Chiefs sands their running game without Isaiah Pacheco.
So I've got muskets, marshmallows, and hardwired and we will
combine all of these things together, and we are going
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to make a greyhound bus ticket because you can go
down to the greyhound bus station and find a running back.
The Mallard scale of concern for Kansas City's running game
one to ten. I am at a three, which is
barely moderate concern. On the Malar scale of concern, I'm
at three, all right. And the reason I've had a
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three is while it is true that Pacheco has been
an integral part of the Chiefs glory days here this
run of dominance with the back to back champions, However,
the running back position, it's like a musket. And if
you know the history of the musket, you know I'm
about to say, there's a look it up American history.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Eli Whitney. Look up the name Eli Whitney.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Eli Whitney famously demonstrated Early Days of America eighteen oh one.
He demonstrated to the government in America at the time
that the musket is perfect for combat because it was
constructed using standardized interchangeable.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Parts, much like ding Ding Ding ding ding. Running backs, running.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Backs and the musket, and in many respects the running
game is like using a musket in combat. But by
the way, those interchangeable parts that Eli Whitney displayed to
the US government in the early eighteen hundreds helped grow
what became the first Industrial Revolution in the United States.
There's a fun fact for you. So Andy Reid, here's
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what he's going to do. He's got a couple of
guys already in house. To start with that. You've got
the owner of Krocky J the pet Alligator, Carson Steele
from U See LA.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
He's on the roster.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
And then you got Sammy p Ryan who's also there,
Samaje p Ryan. They call him Sammy. He'll get the
first shot. So they got those guys, and there's also
talk they're going to go back down memory lane and
bring back Kareem Hunt, who's passed his expiration date but
is available, which is why he's available because he's passed
his expiration date, and recreate that. But as long as
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they have number fifteen healthy and as far as we
know you is, then the locomotive cheue will continue down
the tracks there in Kansas City. Now furthermore, we pivot
to broadcasting TV pundits losing their mind?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
What is going on the Maning cast last week?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Now, it was on last night, but last week it
said an all time record low in viewership.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's so bad. How bad is it?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's so bad that the fledgling Entertainment and Sports network
out of Bristol, Connecticut did not even announce the ratings.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now they were leaked online and they were so bad.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I think Benny versus the Penny got more people watching
than the Manning cast. That's how bad it was. But
we'll keep it simple. So why have people stopped watching
the Manning cast? They added Bill Belichick? Is it Bill
Belichick's fault?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I follow the rule of the marshmallow. The rule of marshmallows.
It's too much sugar and too much fluff. That's the problem.
And here's my position, very controversial position on marshmallows. That
you can eat one or two marshmallows and it's pretty good.
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Roast them up, solid, little chocolate, some gram crackers.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Fine.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
But the more marshmallows you eat, the less enjoyable the
marshmallow becomes. And eventually you want to barf in your mouth,
you want to puke in your mouth, that's watching the
Mannings now, the grab ass fest for the fun boys
out there. It has failed to evolve. From what I
understand now, I am not a consumer of the Manning cast.
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I'm hearing the second hand. But I have a friend
of mine that thinks I'm nuts for not watching the
man In cast?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Why are you watching the man In Cast? What do
you do you like? Bucket Akman? Are you're free?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I like the traditional broadcast. I like what I like,
and I like the traditional broadcast. Do I think Aikman's
the most rivening commentary? No, I don't, but that's just
what I when I usually have the sound down anyway.
But I'm not into the Maning cast. I can't stand
the grab ass And so my theory not being a consumer,
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just based on the feedback that I've gotten from a
friend of mine that does watch the show, is that
it's it's just a grab ass fest. That's what I
watched a little bit of it when it first started,
and I don't think it's evolved. And there's some singers
in there and some one liners. If anything amusing or
newsworthy happened, then we're aware of it because it's all
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over the socials. It's all over the social media. There's
no reason to actually watch the show unless you're just
a die hard Hawk Tua, Peyton Manning or Eli Manning fanboy,
which is fine if you are, that's great, get your
pom poms out and have a field day.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
I am not.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And when it started, it's like it's kind of new
and it was different, and people thought it was great
and revolutionized things. And then now it's still doing the
same stuff and so it's like it's for people's repetitive
and it's old, and it's very hard to find Peyton Manning.
He does not do a lot of commercials. He does
not get a lot of airtime, certainly not overexposed at all.
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All Right, last thing here, so I want to pivot
to Tom Brady, good old Tom Brady.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Week two.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Early reviews were good, but not all were good. In fact,
one of the top television critics claiming that the problem
with Tom Brady in week two cane to be that
this is from behind a paywall on the Athletic at
the Old Gray Lady. But the NFL Analyst TV analyst
saying that Tom Brady's commentary on Fox, the problem is
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he is reticent to criticize coaches. That was the money
quote from that TV critic. So your thoughts on that, Well,
it's not surprising. I watched a lot of the first
broadcast that Manning did in Cleveland, even though the game
was a debacle, and I did not watch as much
as this game. It was also a debacle zero for
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two in terms of competitive games. But it's predictable that
Tom Brady would have this perspective. And here's why Tom
Brady needs to call an electrician. He needs to be rewired,
he needs to be reprogrammed. You see, Tom Brady has
been hardwired his entire professional career to be mister Sunshine,
Lollipop's mister Positive. The famous quote he gave many times
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when he's playing for the New olymp Patriots, he evangelized
Theodore Roosevelt's The Man in the Arena speech. You probably
heard that, maybe not look it up. It's easy to find.
It's his battle cry. Now, I'm not giving you a
whole thing, but a big chunk of Theodore Roosevelt's The
Man in the Arena speech goes something like this, And
this is the fight song of Tom Brady's career with
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the Patriots it was. It's not the critic who counts.
It's not the critic who counts. It's not the man
who points out how the strong man stumbles or where
the doer of deeds could have done them better. The
credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.
Close quote. It's it's fine, it just doesn't work in
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the job tom Brady has. Is that a fair statement?
I believe that's fair being fair being. I don't think
I'm being cruel. You're literally a commentator on football. You
are there to praise and you are also there to criticize.
When things go well, you praise it. When they don't
go well, you criticize it. Brady is now.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
What he hated.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
He is now the man not in the arena, the
man in the press box. That is who Tom Brady is.
And he's gonna have to reinvent himself because again he's
hardwired that you're more important on the field than in
the press box and all that stuff. And he's got
this non critical approach which doesn't work for most people.
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Most people don't want that. Most people want to take
that and flush that down the toilet. Right, you're supposed
to hold people accountable. The greatest jock turn broadcaster has
lost many a friend because he is critical. Charles Barkley
and Tom Brady's about us far away from Charles Barkley
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Ben Fergdog writes, and he says, Hey, Mallard, blowing off
the game was the right decision. Listening to hollering James
snore was way more entertaining than hearing you beat Eddie
for the thousandth time.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
In a row. Absolutely, Fergod spot on.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Eloy from Compton says, as a Chiefs fan, I ain't
tripping hell. They can bring back Jamal, Charles Priest Holmes,
Christian Nakoye and we'll still be fine.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Division still sucks.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
The Raiders and Broncos are frauds, and the Chargers are
going to charger as usual, says Eloy from Compton. All right,
the Raiders did get a nice win in Baltimore. Stuck
in Sacramento, says hey. Plus on the top of the
ur Malard monologue. You can't argue with the marshmallow theory.
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It's like dating women here in Sacramento, two maybe three,
and then you want to vomit. Mad Jack, who at
some point is gonna host the Mallard Meet and greet,
said they should replace Peyton and Eli with a simulcast
that just shows Taylor the whole game, whether she's there
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or not. It's a great idea. I think that is
a wonderful idea. I'm surprised they haven't done that. The
tailor cam at Arrowhead and they know where she sits,
like the luxury box she sits in, and just put
a camera there and go for it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely absolutely. Alight, let's go to the phones
and we'll say hello to Poppy in Sandy Ago. Hello, Poppy,
there is Poppy. Now we had the maiden voyage of
Poppy versus our friend Rain, who can pick more winners?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
And you both stink.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Congratulations, gave out three picks and you let's see here,
these Steelers won and the Texans and Eagles both lost.
The Eagles lost the game outright, so overall.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
In the season they're both one and four.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Right, Yes, that is correct, because Lorraine had the she
had the Cowboys the forty nine ers, they both lost
out right as favorites, and she had the Bears who
covered by a half a point. But this is going well,
It's almost.
Speaker 8 (18:28):
Like yeah, yeah, bad, but the only good thing, the
good thing is from like everyone in Vegas, like everyone's
betting big. People were losing a lot of money. But hey,
it's week two, guys. On week three, I'll be able
to bounce back.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And I'm sure whatevery degenerate gambler says week three just
like I'm gonna say on the TV show this weekend,
I've never had two bad weeks in a row. Gotta
be a big week ahead.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
I'm gonna use my psychic balls this weekend and see
what really, where.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Did you buy your psychic balls?
Speaker 9 (18:57):
Special store in downtown La? See it?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I think balls are us Now, those are those nice
big balls or little balls.
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Some of the most beautiful balls I've ever seen you.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Okay, listen, maybe they'll bring her some good luck, you know,
hopefully bring.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
You what's gonna bring you good luck, Poppy, because you're
not doing very well.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're off your terrible start.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Well, but you know what we're gonna bounce back. The
only thing from here when you're down on the low.
How you said it earlier, like benny versus a penny,
You're gonna bounce back. I mean, we can't have a
horrible week, two two weeks in a row.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Well see, you guys have the same record, and Lorena
can't name more than three quarterbacks in the league, and
you call yourself a professional handicapper.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
How many this is a fun?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Wait, hold on, I got I got a game. I
gotta I got.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
A flash mob game? Flash mob game. How many NFL
teams could Loraina name?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (19:50):
I think I think Lorena could name like the teams
just off the top of her head.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Off the top of her head. Will give her Like,
how about we give her two minutes? I think at
least fifty. I'm gonna say fifteen chance teams just by
working here. Hold on sake, let me set the clock
to two minutes. Hold I think she would go under fifteen.
I agree, Poppy, you want in on this, Pop, I'm.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm gonna say under ten.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, no way, I'm going under fifteen.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I don't know about under ten because there's some that
are kind of everyone knows.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Are we gonna make her do this on the spot
right now, now.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, right, yeah, all right, right, all right, I'm gonna
put I'm setting my clock to two minutes. Coop, you're
gonna have to keep track of this, all right. Uh,
don't nobody interrupt her, Nobody give her clues and everyone.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
All right, two minutes. So Loraina, you're on your way
and go.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
All right, let's get into it. Boys, we got the Cowboys, the.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Jets on.
Speaker 11 (20:47):
Who we need the full name, yeah, name, not just
not just the nickname. The city team, the full name
of Dallas. Come to the city and team.
Speaker 12 (20:58):
Come on, Lorado, have a Bay Buccaneers. Okay, I have
the the the just go with it, Dallas cow Okay,
the state, thank you.
Speaker 9 (21:12):
I was trying to the state.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
But less than ninety seconds not good.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Go ahead, come on the Yattle Sea hot.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right, that's three.
Speaker 12 (21:20):
Doing very well, California Chargers, that is correct.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Already you schmock Los Angeles.
Speaker 12 (21:28):
Sorry, no, you're a loser.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Ready, Philadelphia Eagles that.
Speaker 12 (21:37):
You're champions from Chicago Bears, Bears, the bear.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's I keep going. You're doing very well. Less than
one minute.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Miami Dolphins. Oh look at that Kansas City chiefs.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Okay, I just said that. I just said them.
Speaker 9 (21:55):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, I did a few minutes ago, I said, my god, stop.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Talking to me.
Speaker 9 (21:59):
No, no, does Montana have a team?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yes, yes, yes they do. What's their name?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I don't come on to Joe Montana's No.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
No, let's see Mark Bozo.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
Wait the one the Raiders?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Whoa, this is tough? What city of the Raiders?
Speaker 7 (22:19):
There?
Speaker 13 (22:19):
Same?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Spland oh yes, anymore?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fifteen seconds? Fifteen seconds? The ride come.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Ons from Pittsburgh Steel.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, five seconds, four three two?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
Yet I told you how many?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
I don't think that it was more than ten.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Yes, But to be fair, when I said that she
could name fifteen, we weren't putting a time limit, and.
Speaker 9 (22:49):
You didn't put states on them.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
How long you wanted to go?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
I think she could well, first of all.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Give her twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I mean, if you gave me two minutes, don't give
me the world?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Did you restart it?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
When we said know how many?
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Was that?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Was she? What she get cooped?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Ten? I think it was.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
You were like counting on your fingers. It's like, oh,
Ben's got it. Let's she named the Miami Dolphins the
Dallas Cowboys, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Vea she
did not, She didn't get the rad did to Canaday Chiefs,
Los Angeles Chargers, Arizona Cardinals, Oh my gosh, I Sattle Seahawks,
Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The Eagles don't count because they were on TV.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
They were showing highlights on the did save Philadelphia Eagles
out there?
Speaker 13 (23:42):
Love for you?
Speaker 10 (23:44):
And San Francisco forty nine ers she named, and Chicago
Bears she named eleven.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Not fifteen.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I want Poppy, we won, She went under the total Poppy,
we won the bed.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Good job, Poppy, you got one right, all right.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Very nice?
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Okay, but I did better than most of you, thoughts.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
So she did you slightly better than I thought, worst,
gradually worse.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Than I thought.
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Speaker 9 (24:52):
I know another one, Ben Green Bay Packers. It's got it,
But I remember that's one of my main ones.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
The game's over. That's not what are your main ones?
You would have said that right away if that was
one of the main ones.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
And one of the main ones.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
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Speaker 6 (25:12):
Now, we still don't know exactly how how long to
a tongue of my Lowe is going to be out
of action. Obviously he's not going to play this weekend.
Skyler Thompson gets to start for the Dolphins against the
Seattle Seahawks and the uh Well, the Dolphins needed a
backup a quarterback so they have walked Tyler Huntley off
the Baltimore Ravens practice squad and he will be the
backup to Skyler Thompson.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Now, my favorite part of the Tyler Huntley story is
the way it was reported Dolphins acquire Pro Bowl quarterback
Tyler ow it is.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm looking at the headline.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
You're right, Yeah, I'm not mistaken. He made the Pro
Bowl playing four games.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Like six quarterbacks either heard or declined to go to
the Pro Bowl.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, let me remind you that that year that he
made the Pro Bowl, he had two touchdowns and three interceptions,
but is listed as a.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Pro Bowl quarterback.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Oh, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful Pro Bowl quarterback.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Just out standing.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
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Congratulations to the New York Giants. They made American pro
football history. The Giants this weekend became the first team
in the history of our American football religion, American football.
First team in NFL history is to do all three
of these things in a single game. The first team
to score three or more touchdowns, allow no touchdowns, and
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losing regulation. It had never happened before. Congratulations to the
g men, Good job boys, way to go, and more history.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
If you're into these kind of things.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
At last check, and my numbers might be off a
little bit, but I know I'm right about the overall hypothesis.
So I counted one hundred and forty made field goals
so far this season. There are one hundred and twenty
eight offensive touchdowns. This is the first time ever we
have had more field goals than offensive touchdowns the first
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two weeks of an NFL season, putting the foot back
in football. They certainly are Let's sail load to Patrick
in South Carolina. Hello, Patrick, Welcome.
Speaker 14 (27:44):
How are you doing?
Speaker 8 (27:45):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
If I was any better, I'd be in Charleston, but not.
I'm here talking.
Speaker 14 (27:52):
Yeah, we guys. I want to give you props. I
really don't understand how you guys.
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Do this.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
Moss side of the nation. It's top thirty on your end.
But no, so I wanted to kind of reiterate what
you guys have already said Isaiah Pischeko going out. Obviously,
you know, we would think that could possibly be a
tough law. But I believe you could put a stick
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figure in the backfield and Patrick Mahomes would make it
work and did win games.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
So yeah, oh well, I don't know about a stick figure.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Maybe like if you could not stated, what's the opposite,
like a fat stick figure.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
If you could have like a plump stick figure like
you remember.
Speaker 14 (28:36):
The mes in uh in We sports or the weed,
you'd make your own.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Wik Oh yeah, the fat week. Yes, I was very
good at I was an expert at WI. I dominated
we back in the day. It was very good at that. Yes,
a lot of home runs on the Wii.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 14 (28:51):
Definitely want to be I definitely want to be a
regular guys, I've been i' let's see you guys every
morning on a way to work.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well, thank you, Patty. What kind of work do you do?
What do you got going on?
Speaker 14 (29:00):
I'm a recruiter for a nuclear.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Planet really that's an interesting job. Now, that's like out
of the Simpsons or something like that. Homer, your Homer,
as you know, worked at a nuclear power plant.
Speaker 13 (29:15):
I guess she can say that, yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Something like that. All right, Well that's very interesting.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Not everyone can say they work at a they help
get people jobs at nuclear power plants, but very interesting.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Well, give us a buzz anytime you want. We're here
every five nights a week or five mornings a week
for you on your way to work. So thank you, Patrick, appreciate.
There you go, Patrick. Driving around South Carolina. Big news
my niece. I was in South Carolina for the Malor
Meet and Greet in Charleston a few months back.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
What was that in April or May? I think might
have been May. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Everything runs together, but yeah, I was back there, and
my my niece has become a resident of South Carolina,
so she now lives there. She's from New York, but
she moved down there and she loved it and went
to college there, and so yeah, she lives lives in
that area. Let's say hello to Manuel in Guardina in
southern California. Hello, Manuel, Welcome, Penny.
Speaker 13 (30:09):
Hey man, I got a bone to pick with you, Benny,
What was up with that hissy shit man? I was
about ready to run the table on Mallard's mountain of
money and then you pull that little crap man. That's
like a little girl stuff. No, I don't want to
play the game because no nevies are calling.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
No, listen, you know the power. We're on six hundred
radio stations. We are an international audience. I've got satellite radio,
and the same five people call up to play the
game every week.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's depressing.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
Oh if I don't have Australian Jack or German John
calling in.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Hey, no, No, it's it's Butch from the Auto Bon.
It's Butch from the Auto Bah, is what it is.
Speaker 13 (30:50):
Benny.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Come on, I let you guys play.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Most of the time. I'm just not in the mood.
I blame the full moon. I blame the full moon.
That's my defense. I'm blaming the full moony.
Speaker 13 (30:58):
Speaking of the full moon, Hey, let's rally up, Malard Militia.
Andrea is out one of our goddesses. Let's let's help
her out on that go fund me, you know what
I mean. Let's pony up some money. You guys got
a few ducats hit her up with some money. Hey,
we know we all helped out weed man hippie get
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a few eighths of herbs back in the day, so
we can do this for the goddess.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hey, hey, we we did help we man now has
a place to stay. We helped him out. I gave
him a play. I didn't give him the place, but
he's got a place to stay.
Speaker 13 (31:34):
So we needed a legend and he should be helped out.
And one more thing to that dude that was complaining
about going to jail, shack up, dude, Hey, you need it.
You're kind of a candy. Ask jail. You could just
for about a.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Week, Okay, toughen them up. I got you all right,
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Man, will feel better now, Yes, you feel better, of course,
you get that off your chest.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You think James is still asleep, let's check.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
Let's check.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Let's go to Minneapolis, Minnesota, and we say hello to
hollering James.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yeah, he's definitely not a wake. That would indicate.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm not a detective, but I believe we have evidence,
direct evidence.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Of him sleeping or is a case strong?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Is it an impersonation?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
No, he's not that good at the person.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Do you think we have enough to convict him of
sleeping while calling.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Into the show guilty as charged.
Speaker 13 (32:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Who was that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Is it Lorena laughing in the background? I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh, this is kind a variety of grunts and snorts.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, and it's it's all different sounds. It's just like
you'd see out in the SERENGETI yeah, here out in
the serengetti.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
See look at that.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Imagine if you will, going back in time and being
able to hear Mozart or Beethoven performed.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I thought you were going to say, like a dinosaur
or something.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
The serenade it's like a concerto with Jabi's here. He's
a one man barbershop quartet.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Was that.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
He's being possessed by Poulterry.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
We heard him do some impressive snoring, but I've never
heard his variety like he's getting us tonight.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
My special night. I hung up on him.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
I'm done with him.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Otherwise we won't have time for the final bit of
the night, which is the most important bit of the
night or slash morning now, and that would be site
the bite the Great Sports Radio mystery. By way, I
didn't want to mention. There's a story out in the
tablets real quick that the Celtics the reason they're being
sold is because a father son disagreement.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Now, if that is true, then I would.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Say they can work that out, and that the Celtics,
much like the Angels, will put on the market and
then taking off the market.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
If it's just a father.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Son disagreement, then they can work it out and the
Celtics can.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Stay with the current ownership group.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
And the Philadelphia Eagle fans outdid themselves on Monday. They
were out tailgating in front of the link at this
a game had started at eight o'clock eight fifteen. They
were drinking beer in the parking lot at five thirty
in the morning on Monday. That's that's impressive. That's Oklahoma
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level drinking there. I remember I went to an Oklahoma
game and they were out there at like it's about
six in the morning. They're boozing it up for a
Sooners game that day. But that's in Philly. We're gonna
get to cite the bite the great sports radio mystery.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
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It's time now to site site Bite Bite where we
play random generic sound bites you know in a sports
and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You try to tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And it is time to for site to bite the
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and you'll see today's show posted right after we get
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Speaker 1 (36:23):
But we're on the air right.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Now and it's site to bite the great sports radio mystery.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Let's go to the audio tape playing better Football someone
from sports to the last seven to ten days is
a long one, so somebody should get this, play it again,
playing better football, Playing better football.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Who could that be? I know it's not Sean McVay.
I know it's not McVeigh, the coach of the Rams.
Can't say that.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Who is it?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Played again, play again, playing better football?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Somebody from the world of sports. I would assume somebody
in football, but maybe not. Could be a coach, a
player media memory, could be WNBA, that's right, a lot
of female football players.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
All right, I'll say call her five eddie. Nobody you're
a schmucker. What about you.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Call a six baby that you never have time to
get the six calls cool?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Call number five?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right, let's get to it sight the bite. We'll
start out, play again, Play again. All right, let's start
out with George, George, George in La Hello George.
Speaker 13 (37:22):
Hey, righty Gannon from the Cardinals speaking Cardinals?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
What is that from the Cardinals?
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Gannon from?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Is it Coach Gannon of the Cardinals? No, but but
thank you. Caller two is cowboy John Brad in Windsor,
Ontario who died?
Speaker 13 (37:42):
Oh? Hi, bet is that my old street nephew, Jesse
Turner of.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Them all twenty seven? Happy birthday? Is that Jesse Turner?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Sorry? Cowboys? Not just okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow
if I'll see you.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
If you I'm seeing you, you're a stalker. Time for
our first clue. His father was a defensive end for
the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Play again, playing Bitter football S. Hello to our guy
Eddie in Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Caller number three, Hello Eddie, Fast Eddie, easy money Eddie.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Hello Eddie the list guy.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
Ah, Yes, that was up on your.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Show.
Speaker 14 (38:20):
Really good work.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Thank you, Kirk Kin.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Is that Kirk Cousins? No not, I guess that's not it,
But thank you for watching the show. Any God bless you.
All right, let's go to caller number four and that
would be persona non grata. Caller four, persona non grata.
Speaker 10 (38:39):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Is that Bobby Bania? No, what a great guess. Before
being drafted, he was criticized for calling Colin Kaepernick a clown.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
A clown.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Let's go to Ben in Idaho or my caller five. Quickly, Ben, Ben,
you hung up? You schmug it. No, it's Nick Bosa.
I will Bosa Bosa, Nick Bosa, I been