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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's our dumber three, as we keep you at arm's
length here at our three. How concerned should the Chicago
Bears be with Rome Adounza, the wide receiver's father getting
involved in his business? Also, what does all of this
talk about DJ Moore's body.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Language in Chicago say about Caleb.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Williams, the number one overall pick and Titans quarterback will
Levis says he had to change his number after it
was leaked. We'll have a Malor investigation on that. Your
thoughts will get to it, all of it and lame jokes.
Right now, it's our number three, a shining star, a
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case of fatherly advice.
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A couple of big storylines involving the Thursday night game
as the Jets flambayed the Patriots. It was a public
pantsing by the Jets against the new England football team.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You had that also, Shoheo.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Tani went six for six with three home runs, became
a fifty to fifty guy fifty to fifty one.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
As the Dodgers clinched the playoff spot.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
But our lead this hour is from sweet Home Chicago,
where the pizza is good, the baseball is bad, and
the football is also bad right now, and the Bears
now they're not terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
They're one in one.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Thanks to getting a gift from Will Levis handing them
a win in the opener with his many mistakes, and
then last week losing but covering a game against the Texans.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
But not all is right in the Windy City.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
At Hallowed hallis Hall, we have some family drama orama
which generally speak, generally speaking, is good for what we do,
and so I wanted to engage in this because I
like these kind of stories.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Now you might know where this is going, but maybe not.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
The Bears have a high falutin first round draft pick
who is going to be the next great player for
the franchise, Rome Adunza out of Washington, and his dad
is now sparring with NFL talking heads. Father is engaging
with NFL pundits because they are criticizing his son's performance.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
A rather slow start for the kid out of Washington.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Now upset with Dan Orlovsky in particular, a man who
is part of that zero to sixteen Lions team back
in the day, one of the great disasters of all time.
So of course he's an expert. So dan Olofsky gives commentary,
not good commentary, but he gives commentary. And he was
taking shots at Rome as they trying to defend the
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quarterback and pointing out that it's not the quarterbacks. Well,
he has a typical quarterback sympathizer. He puts knee pads
on for all the quarterbacks. So Orlovsky was doing that well.
James Adunza entered the chat. He's the father of Roma
Dunza and James. The old man was having none of
this right. He posted none of you saw this night.
He posted this crop video of his kid getting wide
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open in Week one in the end zone what would
have been a touchdown.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
He didn't get the ball. He was not throwing the ball,
but his wide hope. All right, So let us discuss
the question.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
How concerned should the Chicago Bears be with their first
round wide receiver, Roma Dunday's father getting involved to defend
the honor of his kid.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
So I've got down range, Alan Thick and.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Digital fingerprints, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a boondoggle. And
this story would be in the boondoggle territory. It's a
pretty good story, not a great story, because Romaay's not
a household name, yet the Bears think he will be.
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Here's the way I break this down. My first thought,
the warning light is on the dashboard. There's no ifs
ands or butts about that point. Roma Dunsay is supposed
to be the next great Bears receiver, not that they
really ever have had great receivers, but as of yet,
he has done what my grandfather would say is bupkus.
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It's only been a couple of games, but that's all
we have to judge him on. He was drafted as
a future star on a promissory note. Now the father,
I don't know the father. I don't know the father
from that lamppost down the street. But James of Dunsay,
I understand what he was doing. You know, you all
worked up kids on the big stage there you're watching,
you're consuming all the media covers. He's probably listening to
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the show right now, but he's aiming his musket at
dan Orlovsky, right the guys must get pointed at dan Orlovsky. However,
it turns out that the quarterback Caleb Williams was caught
down range, right downrange, and his collateral damage because while
if you go frame by frame on this, frame by
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frame by this, the quarterback Caleb Williams missed the open
wide receiver in the end zone. So it makes roma
dunes they look good, but it makes Caleb Williams look
like a dufus unable to have good field vision, couldn't
get him the ball. And here's my piece of advice,
buckle up, Bear fan.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
All right, this is.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
A reminder the immortal words of a person by the
name of Walter Winchell, long dead, but Big Starr in
his era, who pointed out the same things happened today
that happened yesterday, only to different people. Or go meddling parents.
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It seems like just yesterday we were doing in depth
team covers Mallard monologue style on a player named Odell Beckham,
whose father, because of his use of social media, helped
get his son removed from Baker Mayfield and the Browns roster,
only to go off and win a Super Bowl while
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injured with the L A. R.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I Ams.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But that is a fuse that is ready to blow,
all right. Secondly, staying in Chicago, there's another story involving
a wide receiver that went viral and I was directed
to this by a couple of our p ones in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
You haven't talked much about the Bears, you know, well
you're talking about all right, So let me just get
right to the point. What does all the talk, all
the noise about d J.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Moore and his body language in Chicago in the Sunday
Night game say to you about Caleb Williams. So this
is another one of those head scratching situations because Dj Moore.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Who's been good.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He was good last year, arguably one of the great
receivers in Bear's history. Dj Moore last year, but he
was seen in a sizzle reel multiple times looking completely disheveled, miserable.
He had gone to goblin mode because Caleb Williams missed
him when he was wide open. There seems to be
a theme here among the Bears wide receivers, and so
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Dj Moore he did have six catches for a rather
pedestrian fifty three yards. He was targeted ten times. Now
this week Dj Moore did, I don't know if apologizes
the right word, but he said he should not have
acted out with the body language and all that. So
how would you categorize this situation? So this is a
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classic TV sitcom starring Alan Thick from back.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
In the day, Growing Pains. You're working out the kinks.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
There's this soft underbelly and Kayleb Williams has been very
rocky so far, and Bear fans are trying to spin this.
And there's always one stat you look good in. There's
like one stat you know you can find that you're
pretty good in. Whoever, even though he overall has been ineffective,
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he looks absolutely marvelous. No quarterback has better manicured fingernails
than Caleb Wooms.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Can we agree on that? All right? Can I get
an amen?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Amen? All right?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Now final fun we go to Tennessee. We have a
quarterback brew ha ha involving a phone. Now, this is
not a phone confiscated, but Will Levis, that's a quarterback,
not a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
He plays.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
He plays in Tennessee. So Will Levis had to visit
the phone store. Well, rather than me tell you why,
let's go to the audio tape. Here's the Tennessee Titans quarterback.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Take this thing I'm actually doing today. I give a
new phone number. I don't know how my number got
out there to the fans, but I got kind of
lat text. So that'll be nice to shut that part
of the flight behind me. And I haven't open social
in the last couple of weeks, So yeah, I just
think that's the healthiest way to go about it. And
I don't want to or care to see any things
that people say about me. And I'm just gonna keep
chugging along regardless. Of what they say. So it sucks
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that the world is the way that it is and
looking forward to having some privacy.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Okay, so he wants privacy, You're in the wrong profession
if you want privacy.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So Titans quarterback Will Levis, you heard it right there,
said he recently had to change his number after.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
It was leaked. Your thoughts all right?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
So this is a tale as old as time. In
terms of the modern era, it's docksing. We just did
a story the other day about Dan Campbell and some
yahoos put his home address on the interweb and so he.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Sold his house, like multimillion dollar house.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Dan Campbell, the lines coach, sold his house in the
suburbs of Detroit because he was worried about.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
His family safety. So on this one, it's a little different.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
We activated the MiB, the Malor Investigative Bureau, and after
a minute long investigation, we have a person of interest.
Right now, I want to tell you I have no
proof of what I'm about to say. I am just speculating,
and I'm allowed to speculate. But if you follow the
digital fingerprints, there is one person that stands out here
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above all the others that should be at least talked
to in the Will Levis story. Is it true that
just days, just days before Will Levis announced that his
cell phone number was given out on the internet and
he was getting random text messages and phone calls from crazed,
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fanatical fans. Is it true that his ex girlfriend posted
about karma after stories were printed on the internet about
his terrible start.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
To the season. Things that make you go hmm. Now,
I'm not saying that she's the one that leaked the number.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Maybe it's just a very odd quinkie dink that she
comes out trashing her ex boyfriend and then all of
a sudden his number pops up on the Internet. I'm
sure those things are not related in any way. There
is no correlation, There is no causation.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
At all, and it would be wrong. It would be
wrong of you.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
To think that a scorned ex girlfriend would do her boyfriend,
her ex boyfriend dirty like that, because that never happens, right,
that never happens at all.
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Speaker 1 (16:00):
They're good.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
People still send Lizzo jokes in and weed Man jokes. Well,
I don't have to ask for them. People send them
in on their own. That's it even other jokes too.
Alf the Alien opiner went with snot rocket is his answer,
Pecan pie soda from Donkey Sausage. Art Puffin says he
has launched his cell phone just before it blew up?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Who else you have? Page down? Launched a cruise ship
from Late Night Drug tester. I can't read that. Let's
see who else do we have? His yacht the SS
Chucky from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. High performance tennis rackets
guess by berg Dog of course on how to not
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guessed by Asher. A hot air balloon from Sean in Portland.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Who else do you have? Page down? We'll skip over
that one.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
And Matt the Warrior Raider fan says Gruden has launched
a website dedicated to his favorite.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
P one of the Mala Militia, Angry Bill.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I don't know how you found a photo of Angry Bill,
but it's hard to find photos of angry Bill, but
you managed to do it.
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Matt.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Good job by you, solid work, good investigative skills.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
All that's enough, Brian, you have an answer the malar
riddle of today, former NFL coach John Gruden launching.
Speaker 8 (17:25):
Blank Yeah, I class on dumpster diving, all right, talk
by you know?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
The correct answer is a YouTube chantile channel. John Gruden
is a YouTuber and he's also on TikTok and his videos.
Apparently I've not seen these yet because I'm not on
the TikTok.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I'll have to go to.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
My TikTok whisperer, my guy Alf who's on TikTok because
he's cool like that, and I'll have to find out.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
He'll send me some links and then I'll watch some
of these John Gruden videos. But apparently they're they're wild.
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Thank god for the Internet.
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Yeah, absolutely, thank god for the Internet for sure. Let's
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Phones and we'll say hello to Let's say hi to
Jed who fled in the Sunshine State.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hello, Jed who led? All right, thank you for that, Jed,
good call by you, one of your better calls. Let's
say hello to boy.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
How about David. David's in Fresno. Hello David, Welcome David.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Ah right, how are you doing?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Second time callers?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah, you'll you'll never remember this. You remember your first
time calling, You'll never.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Remember this call. I only remember the first time.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I just want to see what's your uh points on
block hours on the raiders?
Speaker 8 (19:33):
And do you think he replaced Darren Waller?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
And I've been hearing through the great buying that were
it's ten the second six for Bryce Young.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
I just want to see your perspective.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Where are you hearing that? Uh my odd source?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah, because I haven't heard that. Uh No, I mean
you you especially want me.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
To to massage the.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Shoulders of Rock Bauers, who looks like he's going to
be the raiders tied end for the next ten years.
And it's only a small sample size, but he looks
as advertised, he's really good.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I don't I don't know. I mean, how what else
you want me is that?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I think, guys, he's played well from what I watched
a lot of the game against the Ravens and and
I was impressed.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
So yeah, he would be a top Tan tight end
at the end of the season.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Well, it depends if they throw them the ball enough.
But yeah, he's obviously got he's in the running. There's
Kelsey looks like he's washed up after a couple of games.
We'll see if he turns things around this weekend against
the the Falcons. But yeah, he's in the in the conversation,
but all right, there you see your second phone calls?
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Now, all right, thank you, David, your second call.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
It's in the books. Second call. Magical moment, magical magical moment.
That's yeah, let's say hello. Speaking of number two hollering,
James is in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
For some reason, I always think at number two when I.
Speaker 10 (21:09):
Saw the hollering, sounds like, oh, I think a.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Wart hog broke into his house.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Ben, what's up, I said, I think a warthog broke
into his house.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Do not interrupt an artist. When it was the former
oh Man home nigger. You know that was a pot
pelly pig right there. That was a pot pilly big.
Speaker 8 (21:40):
Yeah, you might need a seapap machine.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Don't be a hater, dude. This is my friend. We've
had a meal that.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah. Man, Right now he's dreaming of Kirby Pucket eating
chicken wings and apple pop.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
It.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Can someone call the zoo in Minnesota?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I think one of the hippopotamuses has gotten out there,
cocked out the zoo there, man.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
This is not a dropper in right. This is the
real deal here, no drops.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
No drops, this is all real. This is.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, did he farted? I think he started.
He farted and burps at the same time.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Sound like it came out of the same area.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
That's impressive. And everyone's got a superpower. That's my theory
in life. We all have super powers. James, is this?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
This is where's the mic placement in order to pick
that up?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So I just imagine him laying on his back, his
belly in the air everywhere, and he's got the phone
like shoved down his mouth. Right He's like he's he's
just sitting there, he's laying you know, he's like he's
just going forward. Talk about goblin mode. That's goblin mode
right there.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
He is totally bedraggled. Kevin writes in from Florida. He says,
you sure that's coming out of his mouth and not
the other end. We're not sure. We're not there, Kevin,
We're not there. Maybe he had a lot of garlic
or something.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I don't know. Wow, I don't want to end this.
I have to end this, but I don't want to
end this. I love this. I must move on, but
I don't want.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
To move on.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
This is so good. I feel like I'm getting an
interview with with.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Michael Jordan or something other Tom Brady, and I was
like a big, big deal man.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
That is that's insane, all right?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Anyway, I'm at the Warrior Raider fan says fun fact,
brock Bauers graduated from the same high school that my
wife did, not remotely close to the same year. So
you just called you your wife old is what you did.
So you you just what you did there is you
took a shot at the age of your wife and
indirectly exactly took a shot at your own age.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
At the same time. So yeah, yeah, two for one special.
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Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
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Speaker 8 (24:32):
Otani, Did you mention him Ben during the show? I
think so, maybe once or twice. He hit three home runs,
went six for six at the plate ten RBI on
Thursday night, and that Dodger win over the Marlins twenty
to four, which got show hey to that exclusive never
been achieved before by anybody in the Major League Baseball history,
the fifty to fifty club getting their fifty stolen bases
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fifty home runs.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Seve me a restaurant in Pasadena. It was called sl
Is fifty to fifty Great Burgers. I think they went
out of business.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It was really it was good. I enjoyed it. This
was in the name.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
When you were at your when you were eating, would
you go there?
Speaker 1 (25:13):
No? Unfortunately, this was after after my big eating days.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
When I was in my big eating days, I used
fast food as my drug.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That was my drug.
Speaker 9 (25:21):
What's your drug now, garlicas.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
That is my drug. A lot of roasted garlic. Yeah,
and just goofing on you.
Speaker 9 (25:30):
Yes, of course, of course we all do that.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
The Braves, they they get it done against the Reds
fifteen to three, Guardians over the Twins three to two
in ten innings, the Mets plug the Phillies ten to six.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
WHOA, I don't know. I don't know that they did that.
Speaker 9 (25:49):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
I don't know that they I mean.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
My god, that is uh, what's wrong with that? I mean,
I'm just that's a very graphic description.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
You know, well, you work your mind. Didn't have to
go there, but it could have been something else, Randa.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Did your mind? Cool, it's a slippery slope. Yeah, yeah.
What about their children? Aren't there a lot of children listening? Listening?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
What about the plugs?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Where do you get your plugs? Brian? You want to
name the store here? Give me the hair plugs, my
hair plugs or what.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I'm not sure what kind of plugs you're talking about,
but I'm talking about here.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Whatever works for you?
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Yeah, yeah, Astros winning against the Angels three to one,
and that has the the Stros in front of the
Ls by five games.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
In work on your adjectives here, the the Astros use
their astro blasters to take down these.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
You gotta work on this.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
It could be too gimmicky or too cheesy or too Cornyn.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The Jets pulled out the Howartzer against the pager. I mean,
you gotta you gotta dress this up.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
A little bit. You're losing your way a little bit.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Okay, Yeah, I'll tidy things up at the top of
the hour and the next hour as well on the program,
and then when I get invited on the fifth hour podcast,
I'll be sure to clean up my verbie.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I don't do that anymore. I'm a big TV star.
I don't do the podcast. I stopped doing the podcast.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
So you work with Tom? Did he bring you on
the show? How did that work? I'm just kidding that.
I love you. I love you all right. In the NFL,
the Jets over the Patriots twenty four.
Speaker 9 (27:27):
To three, and I love you.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
Yeah, that is true New England seven sacks allowed and
Patriots head coach Jared Mayo, after polling quarterback Jacoby Brissett,
said let's try Drake.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
May and what does he do?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
He gets sacked twice, completes four passes and twenty two
yards through the air and what was a pretty standout
performance for Aaron Rodgers two hundred and eighty one yards
passing and two scores.
Speaker 9 (27:55):
In the meanwhile before we get.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It back to beding. Okay, I feel like you're slowing down.
All I was worried hear from you?
Speaker 9 (28:00):
Oh yeah, hey, I have to.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I have to comment on every use super thing you say.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I have to.
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I have to throw something in.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Of course you do, and you would rather listen to
James snore for five minutes.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 9 (28:16):
I'll tell you this as I get it back to you.
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Ben.
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Check see you in a forklift or underneath.
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A wrestling move, I'll forklift you.
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Yeah.
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I don't know what I did there, but.
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That's expresspros dot com And guess what Now it's time
for our Express pros pro of the week. Congratulations to
hollering James.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Yes from hollering James and his medical condition narcolepsy, so congratulations.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Just a slight bit of sleep apnea.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He's got it all. He has got it all.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's one of the great cases of narcolepsy. They should
do studies on how he lives there, just sporadically snoozy,
just going forward.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
It is the Ben Maller Show.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
A lot of reaction to hollering James, and one of
the great fans of the show, Alf says, I's calling
it right now, Hollering James, caller of the year, best
call ever.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hear a spot on the mantle.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
For your marcone O Fen now the Cape Cod paperboy
out hanging out with all those rich people on Cape Cod.
He points out that if you wait for the delay
to pass, you can have a snoring echo with hollering
James and the radio in the background, and he points
out that's radio gold. Ocho Texo says, did James really
(30:14):
just snore in fart? Simultanois yeah. They call that the
two for one daily double. That is what they call
that slug says, there is still a Slater's fifty to
fifty out here in Vegas, only a few blocks from me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
It ain't that good. Oh I remember it being good.
But if it's not that good, that's fine. There you go. Seeah,
who else do we have? Page down? Scott mass O.
Mickey says.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Scott's later owned the fifty to fifty and open another
restaurant in San Diego called Sausage and Meat.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I like the sausage. Yeah, okay, wonderful, outstanding.
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DraftKings. The crown is yours? Do we have weed Man?
Is he there? Is he ready to go?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Not?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
We do not? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Why don't we pause for the cause we'll have a
full block of Big Ben's lame jokes. We see weed
Man gets an apartment. All of a sudden, he forgets
to call in. This is the only job he has.
We don't pay him, but it's the only job he has,
all right, Big Ben's lame jokes of the week.
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Now more with Ben.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Knock Knock Who's there? Blame week? Blame week too, It's
Big Ben's lame joke of the week.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Short man jokes is is we been there?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
We mate?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
There we man, we.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Man, I'm here man.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
All right, let's get you have a place? Have you
haven't been evicted yet?
Speaker 8 (32:22):
Right?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
You still got a place?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Terribly?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh my god, you complained so much? All right, we
know all a lot of times. Let's get right with
the jokes. Who made the first smash burger? I don't
know who, Lizzo, she sat on the big Mac. That's
from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. All right, Now, why did
the hungry cannibal go to Lizzo's birthday party?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Why?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Well he heard that she was being toasted by her friends.
So that's Gordon uh from the crime Blodder. Did you
hear that Lizzo got robbed? I was robbed by a
piece of cheese. Yeah, she didn't mind though, getting pepper jacked.
(33:15):
You see, weed Man, that's a type of cheese, weed Man,
the pepper jack. You're a fan of the pepper jack? Oh,
that's Kurt for her? All right, very good? How did
Tua tell you about Loha get his latest concussion? Oh? God?
Speaker 1 (33:28):
How ran into Lizzo in the grocery store?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It's Peke and Roseville, Minnesota. What did Lizzo say when
the main reason? Uh say, was the main reason she
allegedly retired from music?
Speaker 6 (33:44):
Why?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, she heard hollering James rhyme and that was it.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All that's a darrel from the Ozark. So where would
Lizzo go to lose the most weight? Where should she go?
Bermuda triangle?
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Weed man? But all right, how tall is Lizzo?
Speaker 9 (34:07):
How tall?
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Well, she's five ten, But she's six five sideways. So
that's Noah in Austin. Yeah, they did Noah. Why doesn't
Lizzo skinny dip?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
Why?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Well, she does a fatty splatty is what she does.
That's George George and Uvalde, Texas. Thank you George the teacher,
and you've all appreciate that. Now it's time for the
weed Man radio roast. What do you call weed What
do you call weed man? Now that he has an apartment?
What streetless?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
That's ship? Weed Man is so bro.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh, come on, he's so bro he can't even spend
the night. That's how broke he is. That's Ian from Burnaby,
British Columbia.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
How is weed man getting a job? Like a song
by Andy Williams.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Wow to dream the impossible dream. That's Dennis. And you
have not had a job since the eighties?
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Is that correct, weed Man?
Speaker 2 (35:19):
That is definitely correct. Oh my god, you have gone
forty plus years without a job. What does weed man
do on his off day? What he plans on? How
to work even harder at doing nothing on his days?
That's a Frank in Fargo.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
What does weed man love about fishing?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
What getting tangled in the weeds Frank in Fargo again.
What is weed Man's favorite old pop song? What summer
weeds make me feel fine?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Fargo? Frank sent a lot of these in What song
does weed Man love to sing? On the bus? What
you can ride but you can't drive high? That's a
funk in Fargo.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
How did Reedman lose his fortune of millions and millions
of dollars?
Speaker 10 (36:18):
Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
How rolling up million and millions of joints? That's Frank
in Fargo.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Well, people in Texas think that Jose Altuve is a
liar after seeing his foot on Tuesday. Oh yeah, they
said his feet are so small it takes at least
four steps for him to do the Texas two step.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
That's how small. That's George and Rochester and well.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Some good news for Altuve after his latest scandal, but
it turned bad.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Did you hear whoa? Yeah, Altuve has.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
A big fan, but he had to file a restraining
order against Rex Ryan. That's Gordon and Tacoma. How is
Deshaun Watson going to defend his actions? How he said
he was just running the dink and dunk offense is
what he was doing.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
That's our friendship in Maine. Well Blair in Maine.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Blair and made made the world's strongest suction cup. Do
you hear about that? Oh wow, Yeah, he's not sure
how he's gonna pull it off.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Though he didn't know how he's gonna do. Yeah. What
did Marcel and Brooklyn name his sketchbook?
Speaker 4 (37:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Oodles of doodles? Oodles of googles?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
That's from Ben, This one's from This one's from from Mikey, Wisconsin, hollering.
James has a message to the person who stole his glasses.
What he said, he will find you. He has contacts now,
so he's gonna find you. Why shouldn't I forty Ian
tell jokes in a cornfield?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Why too many years? Two seven years? That is nah
in Austin. Thank you all for the lame jokes. Thank
you weave man.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
I love bench God, big betch Stay safe in Miami,
Reaven