October 2, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about Aaron Rodgers saying he has a "great relationship" with Robert Saleh, Tua Tagovailoa is symptom-free and could start for the Dolphins in Week 8, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our naber three of the original
recipe Ben Maloshow podcast. We were up all night recording
this pod. Here in our number three, we take the
gloves off Aaron Rogers. He says that he has a
great relationship with coach Robert Salad despite your eyes telling
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you something different. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Does this
end the drama? O rama? The soft underbelly of the Jets.
Also to a talk about Loa, said to be symptom
free from his concussion, could start for the Dolphins in
week eight? Does this change things for Miami? Miami? Miami?
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Also Von Miller, defensive star Pro Football Hall of Famer
down the line, He's gonna miss four games for the
Bill's Mafia because of a personal conduct violation. How big
a deal is this. We'll get to all of that
and more. It's all sizzle and hopefully some steak as well.
It's our number three. Do not believe what you saw, na, na,
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we will have coming up later in the hour, a
big hour ahead. We have too much or not enough?
Also the Queen of Hearts with Lorayna. But we'll begin
with this. Get back to the meat and potatoes, which
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is the air traffic control center of sports talk radio.
Fresh off Hey, stunning mind bending loss. Straight up, you
thought maybe they wouldn't cover the spread, but they'd win
the game against the Broncos. No, no, no, The Jets
are left to pick up the pieces as they take
that transcontinental flight over to London. They have all playdate
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with the Minnesota Vikings ahead this weekend, early early game
on Sunday. We'll be sleeping through that but much of
the focus has been on interpersonal communication. If you have
not heard here, perhaps not air and Rogers yet again
attempted to clear the air during his paid appearance with
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YouTuber Pat McAfee. Rogers gets paid a ton of money,
a million dollars a year to do that. My god,
Rogers to go on there for like ten minutes, does
ten to fifteen minutes is a million bucks? So Rogers
said that he and Robert Sala have a great relationship,
just a great relationship, he said it. He then bragged
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about text message conversations on a number of different topics
outside of food ball and the Rogers making a declaration
that we've got a good friendship. Close quote. Okay, so
let's parse the words. Let us discuss the question. Airon Rogers.
Aaron Rodgers says he has an air quote great relationship
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with coach Robert Sala. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Does
this end the drama? O rama on this story. So
I've got reptilians, sushi, and delicatessen, and we will combine
all of these things together. And the forecast calls are
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some dark days because it's the Jets and that's what
they do. So First of all, we're gonna go thumbs down, right,
We're going thumbs down here Aaron Rodgers. The way I
interpret this and I heard the sound about he did
not address the Helo monster in the room. And since
he chose not to address the Helo monster in the room,
you have to listen between the words, you do. You
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gotta listen between the words. So he talked in general terms,
more on a friendship level. He talked about text messages
and threads, about who knows what knowing Aaron Rodgers is
probably some Italian folk remedies or remote viewing, talking about
reptilians with his head coach, alien abductions and all that,
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going full coast to coast, right, full coast to coast.
And you have a good working relationship, right or do you?
You didn't say you have a great working relationship. You said, well,
we talk a lot. Okay, Well, I've worked with people
that I'm friends with who are bad at their jobs
and I like them, but they don't know what they're doing.
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But I work with them. But that's the story within
the story around the jets. Don't believe you're lying. Eyes.
These feel like empty words because in order to believe
what Rogers is saying. You have to forget the body language,
which doesn't whisper, It just screams. It screams from the
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top of the mountain. That Rogers is old school Bobby Knight,
the old Indiana coach back in the day, and he's like,
I've forgotten more about this f and game than Robert
sala is ever gonna know. And they are not on
the same page. For example, the whole cadence thing which
came up, and Rogers is like, well, we can hold
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people accountable or we can get rid of it, and
disagreed Robert Seller. So stay tuned as laplot thickens with
each setback, and this is looking more and more like
a tough game for the Jets this weekend in London
against the Vikings. Now, secondly we go to Miami, Miami, Miami,
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where he can cust to a tongue of Bylowa said
to be symptom free, said to be symptom free, and
an optimistic report says he could that's what the word
could start for the Dolphins in week number eight. Now
does that change things? Does that change things? So? Not
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really like the Dolphins are still smelling like rotten sushi.
At this point, they're one in three. The game they
won they had tour and the only reason they won
it because they found a team more incompetent than them
in Jacksonville. Now today or not today, But this weekend
is really a point of demarcation for the Dolphins. You
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got the one and three Dolphins, the one and three Patriots,
the Patsi's in Foxboro. After that you've got to buy,
and then you play a road game with the Colts
before week eight. If you can't beat the Patriots, who
are regressing and becoming like a high school team, a
bad high school team. At this point, is there any
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hope for you to beat the Colts? Probably not. So
best case scenario means that what Tua comes back in
week eight, by then you are two and four if
you beat the Patriots. But there's also the world where
you're one and five by that point, and so two
and four is manageable. You'd agree it's manageable, but pump
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the brakes in terms of the big picture, right because
the big picture there's still some dark clouds hanging over
the Dolphins because you're still depending on the undependable am
I'm wrong? On that. I don't think I'm wrong on
that that you're depending on the undependable. It is a
spaceship with a fatal flaw that you know is likely
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going to blow up at some point here and for
to a tongue of biloa, it is not a matter
of if. It is a matter of when that next
concussion happens and the wheels come off. And it's a
contact sport, and I don't care how much jiu jitsu
you do. Eventually your your number is gonna come up,
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and you're gonna have a concussion. You're gonna get groggy,
and then the Dolphins will be back starting slop. They'll
play the game of musical chairs at quarterback. All right,
final five Von Miller, Von Miller, Miller. Time he's gonna
miss not one, not two, not three, but four games?
Did he get hurt again? No, didn't get hurt. The
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Bills defensive player out because of a violation of the
Personal Code of Conduct policy in the NFL. So how
big a deal is the loss of von Miller? So
for the Bills, it's a trip to the old town
delicatessen and they're ordering the number ten. Now, the number
ten is not a pastrami sandwich. The number ten is
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a knuckle sandwich and aside, they got a glass of
ice cold sucker punch. Now Miller at this point is
a situational pass rusher. He's a part time player. He
has made some impact plays. Now, some of those were
in games that were lopsided, but overall, based on the
limited time that he's played, he has had his presence
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felt while he's been there, at least on the stat
sheet for the Buffalo defense, which was absolutely poll axed
by the ravens now. On a personal level, Von Miller
can say adu, as they say in France, to endorsements
suspended for the scuffle with the pregnant girlfriend. That is
a no fly zone for Madison Avenue. And even though
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there were no criminal charges and the NFL still ending
the with four games, so a lot of the advertisers
are gonna lose Von Miller's number and say we'll call you,
don't call us, and we'll talk to you later. It
is the Ben Mallard Show. If you'd like to comment
on any of that, you can join us right now.
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Speak easy rules are in effect, but there's a bunch
of lines open and we do have a game show
later this hour. Too much or not enough? We have
that story from earlier. We'll get to about the MLB
owner doing two things you're not supposed to do, admitting
that they medled with the front office and called out
one of the big players on their roster by name
for being a horrible decision. But here is the malor
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we really love the day, and here it is. We'll
go to pro bouncy ball. Yeah, that's starting. I know
you're excited about that. Blazers guard Scoot Henderson, great name,
not a great player. Scoot Henderson, asked about lessons learned
during his rookie season last year, said that he looks
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back at the blank that he had. Again, Blazer's guard
Scoot Henderson was asked about what he learned during his
rookie season in Portland on the Oregon Trail, and he
said that he looks back at the blank that he had.
That is the malor riddle, love the day, the answer.
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We'll get to it and we will do it next.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
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Malor Show. First name is Lorraine. Now she's at FSR
Tech Queen and the Queen of Hearts. Her weekly feature
coming up in just a little bit right here, and
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Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's Ben Mallor and later this hour we will have
as mentioned their Queen of Hearts coming up a little
bit later in the hour. It's a big hour. Bits.
We love bits, love the bits, overnight radio bits. Bits
you can't do during the day when everyone's got to
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stick up their keyster. You can't do those bits during
the day, right, you gotta be all serious. Dight time radio.
It's more important radio and all that stuff. Yeah, let
her hair down a little bit at night time. Now
for the Malor Riddle of the day. And here's the
Mallard Riddle of the Day, Blazer's guard Scoot Henderson, Good Name,
Bad Player, asked about lessons learned during his rookie season,
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said he looked back at the blank that he had.
Alf the Alieno Pina says he looked back at the
Felton Spencer rookie card he had nineteen ninety. I remember
that card. Alf, Wow, I'm old and you're old. Who
else do we have? Fer Dog says all the great
lessons he learned from Benny the Bopper. God bless you.
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Good job by you, Fergie, And I can't wait. Fergie,
by the way, is doing the sixth hour podcast with
numb Nuts. They'll be doing it together. Darkey Sausage says
all the golden tickets he got for the Mallord Riddle
of the Day. Late Night Trek Toucher says, I looked
at all these psychedelic dreams he had. Who else do
we have? Looked back at all of his personal masseuses
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from Milkman Mike ingrown toenails from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Yeah,
colon Oskibi's from Robin, Minnesota. Who else do we have?
Paige down Supermarket Steve said, uh, I guess we'll clean
this up. All the strange that he had on the
road is a rookie year. Who else do we have
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page down? Road trips, sex, paids sexcal page from a
lot of you? Parrito said that as well, all the bricks,
all the bricks he had, Mike and Ike's overdose from
mad Jack, our buddy mad Jack. Who else do you
have page down? We'll skip over then you gotta have crug. Yeah,
I can't read that. This guy, Benny said, Minnesota Viking legend,
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Josh the pastor not Dobbs, although you call them Dobson dobb.
You remember Dobbs. He's with the forty nine ers. Now, Yeah,
that amazing. I know it's shocking. Yeah, Chris and Chris
and Kent Washington said that Scoot Henderson looked back with
fondness at the weekly fart lighting contest he and the
rest of the Blazers had there in the locker room. Unfortunately,
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we wish that was true. Eddie, do you have an answer?
It is the mallet riddle of day Blazers guard Henderson
good name, bad Player, asked about lessons learned during his
rookie season, said he looked back at the blank that
he had.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I looked back at the helmet of helmet man, that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He had the helmet of helmet man. Interesting answer by you, Eddie,
that is incorrect, But you turns out blazer guards Scoot Henderson.
He was asked about the lessons he learned during his
rookie year. He said he looked back at the good
food that he had a lot of good restaurants on
the road, A lot of really good restaurants. Dear god,
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it was good. Do we have to send him to
a fat farm?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What was he doing? He was doing nothing on the
road except eating. I wasn't playing very well on the road.
Did he turn into a blimp? Did he become Joey Chestnut,
the Glazzy Gobbler or something like that. Guy I like that,
you know, big Burley guys and hey over indulged, listen.
I was there. My favorite cartoon turretin when I was
a kid was Porky Pig because I was like Porky Pig.
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I was, yeah, man, right, So there you go. Yeah,
freeloaders update there Scoot Henderson, big fan, big fan of
the food on the road. You really can't blame him.
It's a good place to eat on the road. I
wanted to mention this the baseball owner. I tease this
for like an hour and a half batch up by me.
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Clearly someone heads are going to roll for not getting
to this sooner. So there's a guy. You probably don't
know who this is, because why would you unless you
live in this city. He's not one of the more
famous owners in sports, which likely annoys him because the
only reason to buy a sports team other than you
make a lot of money is that people in the
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community know who you are. You become at least the
celebrity on some level, and that's part of the the allure,
the aura of owning a team. So this guy's name
Ken Kendrick. Doesn't that sound like a fake name? Doesn't
that sound like a local weather guy in Toledo? Ken
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was Ken Kendrick with the weather, But it's sparently his
real name as far as I know, And he has
done the thing you're not supposed to do at the
time you're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So Ken Kendrick, Ken Kendrick, who is worth I know
you're dying to know one point one billion. He made
his money in software banking industry executive and software. He
runs a software company based in Texas. I believe the
company is but he owns the Diamondbacks, and so Ken Hendrick,
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who runs the team. He blasted the move to sign
Jordan Montgomery. Montgomery was part of the Texas Rangers team
at the end of last year that won the World Series.
Don't say I just said it. And Arizona gave him
a two year contract for forty seven and a half
million dollars, and he blamed himself. He said, quote, looking
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back in hindsight, a horrible decision to have invested that
money in a guy that performed as poorly as he did.
And I'm the perpetrator of that. Close quote. So how
bad was Jordan Montgomery? He was so bad? Yeah, all right, Well,
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let's look at the numbers here. Jordan Montgomery, a starting pitcher,
had been successful at times for the Cardinals and the Yankees,
and had success with the Texas Rangers. Pitched very well
in a small number of starts, small number of starts
in twenty twenty three down the stretch and was in
the playoffs a team that beat Arizona. This season, he
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started twenty one games. Jordan Montgomery had an ERA of
over six In those games, he made twenty one total appearances.
Now what I always like to do is I said, well,
let's see what is your record. What is the record
of the team when player X starts. Now, there are
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a lot of other variables, but generally, if you're one
of the better pitchers in baseball, your team has a
good record when you pitch. That's normally the way it goes.
So in his twelve appearances or actually know it's twenty
five appearances, the team had a thirteen and twelve records,
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so they were actually a game above five hundred, but
they missed the playoffs by one game, so they expected
him to be better than that. And in his starts
they were twelve and nine, so they were actually three
games above five hundred, but they needed to be at
least thirteen and eight to make the postseason, which they
did not make. Let's go to the phones. We'll say
hello to angry Bill, who is going to bring the
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show to a screeching hale. Hello, Angry Bill, really hurt
my feelings?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Be you know that the thing Lorena loves me and
loves me, but yeah, that's terrible. I mean, you know,
I don't understand your attitude.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Would you would you like me to lie? You want
me to pretend and pretend that you're How am I prejudice? What? What?
What am I prejudiced against? I'm a Are you talking
to them? You're talking to the mirror, aren't you?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Let me let me get out of my subject.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Let me let me get let me guess, Let me
guess what the subject is.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I guess something.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I think I know. I'm writing it down right now,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Well, I decided to do some early Christmas shop and
and I had you at the top of my list,
and then you say that stuff about me. It really
hurts my ess.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The one one thing I need is a gift from you.
That's what one thing missing.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
For you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh you did well, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Put it myself and it sort of fit me said, okay,
this has got to be it. But the one thing
you might have to do is tuck in the sleeve
so your boob don't fall out.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, I think you know. Actually I washed my car
on Saturdays, so maybe i'll put that I can use that.
I need a new towel to wash my car Ryot.
That would be a good towel. I think that's good
to be wonderful.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That's terrible. Ben, Well, to use.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It as a sponge, to like put the soap on
it or the dry it, which would be better.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Then what kind of what kind of material? What kind
of material is that?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's a soft? Relevant?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Nice soft?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I get off the phone, Ben, and I actually most
of the time, eighty percent of the time, I cry.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You cry, you're you're so full of crap. You are
a slap full of crap.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
My god, I'm actually shake. One thing. I want to
talk about Frey Vincent, if he's all alive.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Better view.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
And he starts talking about the days back then when
he was the commissioner and talking about Pete Rose. I
want this guy to shut his trap, shut his big mouth,
his uply face, the man eyed, shut your mouth, your
stupid ass son of a bitch. Fave Vincent, by the.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Way, Fay Vincent very much alive, eighty eighty six years old,
eighty six years.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So I hope he dies tomorrow. So stupid that he
starts talking about a dead man and his opinions and
what happened years ago. Shut your mouth, you stupid jerk.
I'll tell you. These guys that run baseball gotta go.
How do you set up where you would have three
games in two days for playoffs?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
They may have to go because the wild card. As
you know, Angry Bill, you're a smart guy, even though
you pretend to be an idiot. The baseball they look
at this like the ugly redditded step children. The wild
card round. They want to get it over with as
quickly as possible. They were they if they was up
to them that, if they was up to them, they'd
go back to single elimination. Remember they had that briefly
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the wild card game. They would love to go back
to that, but instead they do two out of three.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's beyond with it. Of course, that game crew, What
do I got to complain about? They came played some
great games. One the one they had to win Interne
they fly out. Would have got to fly out to
him play and they win that one too. So should
I complain? Why?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Because you're from New Jersey and that's what people from
New Jersey do.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
They can play your favorite player, Blake Schnell, What do
you think he would have done over these TV's.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I mean he would have got he would have gone fishing,
Blake snow I think you would have gone fishing. No, no, no, Uh,
he can't be bothered to pitch. You know, he pitches
what he wants to. He might not have wanted to pitch.
You might have had There might have been some like
twitch stream that he had to be on or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You know, But then when you're making twenty five million
dollars a year, you do what you want.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, exactly, you can't. You cannot force a man as
talented as Blake Snell who never lets you down to decide. Uh,
you know that he needs to pitch on some days.
That's what is this?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Are you a drill sergeant? Are you in Chung Yang? No?
This is a free country. And Blake Snell declines to
start the final game because he's a douche Canoe, then
he's allowed to be a douche canoe and you're not
allowed to say anything about it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm hoping my Yankees pick him up next year.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I hope. I hope they too. I hope they
do too. I hope they signed, and that'd be great.
I would really like that. Yeah, if you missed it,
Blake Snell, thank you. Bill. Blake Snell opted against starting
the final game of the regular season. He said, uh,
he talked about it with people very close to him.
Who would that be. I thought that was for the
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best to not actually pitch, even though he's get like
twenty million dollars a year. He said, we're not playing
a playoff team. Now, this game has no meaning. I
think it was just probably the best case scenario for me.
He said, this is another example. I know you're being
a boomer. You're being a boomer. Don't come on being
what's wrong with you? Boomer? Boomer?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Boomer boom?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I think you made him sad, Ben did.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I Yeah, well the old angry Bill I hung up
on it. He's going but Blake Snell. Yeah, but the
Blake Snell thing from back in the day. There was
a quote, famous quote. When I was a kid, I
heard this, and maybe it was bull crap, maybe it
was embellished by some New York sports writer, but Joe DiMaggio,
who was a big star in a different era. But
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somebody said, hey, what do you Why do you play
so hard? I mean, do you know what's wrong with you?
You los her even then in the nineteen forties, So
why are you playing so hard to fifty? Why are
you playing so hard? And Demaggio said, because there might
have been somebody in the stands today who'd never seen
me play before and might never see me play again.
So I play hard. We fast forward out of twenty
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twenty four and Blake Snell starting pitcher for your San
Francisco Giants. We're not playing a playoff team. The game
has no meaning. I think it was probably for the
best case scenario. Oh my god, these a holes. He's
bleeping a holes.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, we press on here, and no time for fun. Fact,
it's another Ben Maller game. We've endured too many of these?
Is it too much or not enough enough? Already? All right,
let's get to the game. We'll welcome in our contestants.
Dan is in Connecticut. Hello, Dan, Welcome?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You ready to do this?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
What are you up to this morning?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Head from work? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What kind of work you got going on?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Actory work?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Put the the the How many hours? Eight ten hours,
twelve hours of the factory? Now you're heading home? Gotcha?
All right? Well, good luck? To you, and here we go.
Question number one. You gotta get three right to win?
All five will name the game after you. It's too
much or not enough for you? Dan the Man? Question
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number one. Michael King just became the third pitcher in
baseball history to have ten strikeouts, no walks and no
runs allowed in a postseason game? Did it last night
for the Padres? Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That is too much?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Too much? Is he right?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They've been playing baseball a long time. Not enough. He's
the fifth pitcher to do it. Cliff Lee, Jake Arietta,
Trevor Bauer, and Logan Webb are the others? All right?
Question number two? Still have to get three right. Sunday
was the ninth time that King Derrick Henry in his
career that he had rushed for at least one hundred
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and eighty yards. Did it for the Ravens? Of course?
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
That's gotta be not.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Enough, Dan says, unconfidently. Let's find out. Yeah, you got
that one right. Not enough. It was his eleventh time
that Derrick Henry has done that, most by any player
in NFL history. Ten of those, of course, with the
Tennessee Titans. Question number three. You're all right, You're hanging
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in there. The Washington Commanders had scored on eighteen consecutive
JOZ before ending that streak on Sunday? Is that too
much or not enough for Jayden Daniels and the Commanders?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
He says, not enough. Let's find out. No, it's too much.
It was his sixteen, the number six, not eighteen, and
the longest streak by any team, and at least the
last thirty years. Okay, so you get these last two, right, Dan,
it has happened. Good luck. How confident are you feeling
right now? Dan? Not Mary, not very cop. Dan is
(28:57):
not confident at all. So at this point, Dan, and
whatever you're thinking, I would go the other way. Okay,
whatever your instinct is, I would go the other way.
In twenty twenty four, this season, this season the fifth
in baseball history to have three teams with one hundred
or more losses but no teams with one hundred or
more wins? Is that too much or not enough enough?
(29:21):
You sure about that?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I can't change your mind. Okay, let's see wrong. The
answer was too much. I tried to talk you into
the right answer. It is only the third season in
baseball history. Nineteen oh eight and nineteen sixty four were
the other seasons. All right, well, Dan, hopefully you had
(29:46):
a better night at the factory and you'll have a
better day when you go to bed and all that,
and no one will No one's listening, so who cares.
And we'll give you all lifetime supply of nothing and
a round trip to nowhere as a parting gift. Okay,
So remember Dan, when you want nothing, the Ben Mahler
Show will send you nothing. Okay, yeah, nothing, all right.
(30:08):
The holidays are coming up, so we'll send you nothing
for the holidays, and then your birthday nothing, and yeah,
just keep sending you nothing. All right, thank you. To
be safe. There's our guy Dan driving home from the
factory over in Connecticut. We will press on if you
would like to call up for the Queen of Hearts.
She's standing by right now. You can join her.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
And actually, Ben, I'm sitting.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Okay, I just lied. I've just told a lie. But
if you want to be part of the show at
Queen of Hearts with Lorena sitting or standing or laying down,
who knows, but there she is eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox. Also still time to get those questions
in hashtag Queen of Hearts. That's assuming you know how
to spell Queen of Hearts, but hashtag Queen of Hearts.
(30:54):
We'll get to that and we will do it.
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Speaker 8 (31:38):
It's of ad Buzz with Lorrain at ten nin clean
up Hawks going to help you. Dear Rye, gear Rye
to night, dear Rye to night, dear ry.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
You heard the man is town for some love here
on the Ben Mala Show. Ben, I was going through
my Twitter in box and unread messages. Oh that doesn't
sound good.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
That are congratulations gremlins. Thank you.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
I found I found a message from a listener who
needed some help in his love life. So Coop, will
you lay it on me without his name, because just
in case he wanted it to be private, I'm doing
it without a name.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Where did you send this to me? I sent a
picture to your regular message. Okay, okay, got it all right, jesus, No,
no you did not.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Actually, this is not it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What are you talking?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Hearts? Then ready to go?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
It's right here, dingus.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
This is a highly produced segment of radio. Right there.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
It's on your screen.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
That is not a question.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
That's not a question.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Let me read it.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
It's a comment. She wants me to read a compliments.
I was like, wow, okay, yeah, that was a It
was this one.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Here's what you do, see your thoughts? That's it says
good morning. We don't know. I'm gonna read it now. No, no,
she just stole my phone. All right.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
It says good morning, Queen of hearts. Me and my
wife have been married for thirty three years. Our sex
life is good, but pretty vanilla. My wife doesn't like
to experiment much. How can I change her mind?
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I had this same issue with my baby daddy back
when I was very young, and every time I tried
to bring up something new to the relationship, he would
be like, oh my gosh, who's putting these ideas in
your head? And it would always be a negative conversation.
So my experience, Okay, go in easy, bring it up
(33:51):
as a as a fun idea. Maybe put her in
the driver's seat. What is something you would like to
try that's new. And I know it's awkward and uncomfortable,
but once again, you obviously seem a little unsatisfied, and
unsatisfaction leads to string outside of a marriage. And if
that's not what you guys are into, definitely communicate, and
you know, maybe just slip a toy in every now
and then.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Don't even tell her, Just be like, hey, baby, I
brought this and she's gonna love it. Be fun with it.
Have fun. That's what your relationships meant to be.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's what Eddie often says too. That's his advice, all right,
have fun with it? Yeah? Or the other thing Stuck
in Sacramento writes In says, Miss Loraine, my girlfriend farts
in her sleep. How do I tell her without embarrassing
or it's really bad. I can't even sleep in Sacramente.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Well, it's you know, it's a natural thing, body gas.
I'm sure you do it too, if you want to
have Yeah, if you want to have fun with it.
I actually have had friends who have recorded their significant
others and like played it back, like do you realize
what you're doing when you're sleeping? And but I mean
you could also do it more gently and just tell
her she's.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
A fun fact.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, it's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Then every human being fart's at least fourteen times a day.
Many of them are silent assassins.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Interesting, are not.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You don't hear the rumbley tumbley uh, it just happened.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
It seems like a lot. I think a lot of
you need to get your.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Heat, you know, No, every human being at least fourteen
it's a very natural thing. It means you're alive fourteen times.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I've heard lead a lap is at fifty.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
That's what I'm saying, Like they just let me all
got bad gut issues.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Well, as you know, it's an average. So it's there's
probably some people that fart maybe two times a day,
and then Lee's like fifty times a day and so
it evens out.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
But we love you Lee. Should we take the phone
call or do more?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, we have more questions, but if you want both us.
Scott is in Seattle. Hello, Scott, welcome, Hello, Hello, say
hello to Lorraina.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Hi Scott. What can I help you with?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Well, I'm that's my significant other passed away last year
and I'm just now getting back out into the dating.
All right, good for you, And I have four young
ladies that have been speaking with playing Okay, I can't choose,
they're all they're all great.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Right, So this is what you do, and.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
D is really hard, and the Bachelorette is really popular
right now, and the Bachelor is really popular. So I
think you need to really ask the serious questions and
see which one is actually into you for the long
term and for a serious relationship. If you're here to
have fun, take them all along and don't tell any
of them you're talking to anyone else. But if you
really are looking for love again, yeah, make sure you're
(36:42):
asking the right questions because you want to find which
one is actually going to be there for you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
In the low My advice, they are aware, some of
them are aware. All right, You keep all doing you.
My advice, Scott would be to get a pipe and
a silk smoking jacket and just walk around. That's what
I will.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Your name is now Hugh Hefna and you got some bunnies.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You gotta get. Yeah, the grotto, you gotta get that grotto.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Good luck on your dating life.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Good luck there, Scott, There you go?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
What's next to you?
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Who asked about the fingernail clippings?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh, ferg Dog says, would it be romantic or creepy
A Sunday my toenail clippings to a girl?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I like.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
I think you should be a lot weirder.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
If you're going to go that route, I think you
should send her pictures that you took of her through
her like window of her bedroom and leave nail clippings
along her window sill so that she knows that you've
been there, you know what I mean, and maybe write
a little note in the side with a knife that
says thinking of you.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Inspite of a horror movie. I got to point out,
by the way we got Hugh Heffner's name, I was
the only guy in La Radio that was not invited
to the Playboy Man in the nineties. I'm still pissed
off about that. Cowboy Killer writes in says, is it
unattractive of a guy plays video games? We seem to
get this, We get this all the time time.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Stop playing video games. You have so much better things
you can do with your time.
Speaker 9 (38:03):
If you are not taking care of your woman a
hundred percent, shut up, Coop, then you need to be
doing better.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Boss all right. Another one from him, he says, do
women prefer toxic men? Are nice guys?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:22):
We like.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
We like the thrill of it going. I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Wow. There you see, she's a toxic woman.
Hello and welcome. It's our naber three of the original
recipe Ben Maloshow podcast. We were up all night recording
this pod. Here in our number three, we take the
gloves off Aaron Rogers. He says that he has a
great relationship with coach Robert Salad despite your eyes telling
(00:24):
you something different. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Does this
end the drama? O rama? The soft underbelly of the Jets.
Also to a talk about Loa, said to be symptom
free from his concussion, could start for the Dolphins in
week eight? Does this change things for Miami? Miami? Miami?
(00:44):
Also Von Miller, defensive star Pro Football Hall of Famer
down the line, He's gonna miss four games for the
Bill's Mafia because of a personal conduct violation. How big
a deal is this. We'll get to all of that
and more. It's all sizzle and hopefully some steak as well.
It's our number three. Do not believe what you saw, na, na,
(01:11):
I don't believe that. Welcome. In the beginning of another
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thumbs up on that. So our lead this hour and
we will have coming up later in the hour, a
big hour ahead. We have too much or not enough?
Also the Queen of Hearts with Lorayna. But we'll begin
with this. Get back to the meat and potatoes, which
(02:20):
is the air traffic control center of sports talk radio.
Fresh off Hey, stunning mind bending loss. Straight up, you
thought maybe they wouldn't cover the spread, but they'd win
the game against the Broncos. No, no, no, The Jets
are left to pick up the pieces as they take
that transcontinental flight over to London. They have all playdate
(02:42):
with the Minnesota Vikings ahead this weekend, early early game
on Sunday. We'll be sleeping through that but much of
the focus has been on interpersonal communication. If you have
not heard here, perhaps not air and Rogers yet again
attempted to clear the air during his paid appearance with
(03:04):
YouTuber Pat McAfee. Rogers gets paid a ton of money,
a million dollars a year to do that. My god,
Rogers to go on there for like ten minutes, does
ten to fifteen minutes is a million bucks? So Rogers
said that he and Robert Sala have a great relationship,
just a great relationship, he said it. He then bragged
(03:26):
about text message conversations on a number of different topics
outside of food ball and the Rogers making a declaration
that we've got a good friendship. Close quote. Okay, so
let's parse the words. Let us discuss the question. Airon Rogers.
Aaron Rodgers says he has an air quote great relationship
(03:48):
with coach Robert Sala. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Does
this end the drama? O rama on this story. So
I've got reptilians, sushi, and delicatessen, and we will combine
all of these things together. And the forecast calls are
(04:09):
some dark days because it's the Jets and that's what
they do. So First of all, we're gonna go thumbs down, right,
We're going thumbs down here Aaron Rodgers. The way I
interpret this and I heard the sound about he did
not address the Helo monster in the room. And since
he chose not to address the Helo monster in the room,
you have to listen between the words, you do. You
(04:30):
gotta listen between the words. So he talked in general terms,
more on a friendship level. He talked about text messages
and threads, about who knows what knowing Aaron Rodgers is
probably some Italian folk remedies or remote viewing, talking about
reptilians with his head coach, alien abductions and all that,
(04:51):
going full coast to coast, right, full coast to coast.
And you have a good working relationship, right or do you?
You didn't say you have a great working relationship. You said, well,
we talk a lot. Okay, Well, I've worked with people
that I'm friends with who are bad at their jobs
and I like them, but they don't know what they're doing.
(05:12):
But I work with them. But that's the story within
the story around the jets. Don't believe you're lying. Eyes.
These feel like empty words because in order to believe
what Rogers is saying. You have to forget the body language,
which doesn't whisper, It just screams. It screams from the
(05:33):
top of the mountain. That Rogers is old school Bobby Knight,
the old Indiana coach back in the day, and he's like,
I've forgotten more about this f and game than Robert
sala is ever gonna know. And they are not on
the same page. For example, the whole cadence thing which
came up, and Rogers is like, well, we can hold
(05:54):
people accountable or we can get rid of it, and
disagreed Robert Seller. So stay tuned as laplot thickens with
each setback, and this is looking more and more like
a tough game for the Jets this weekend in London
against the Vikings. Now, secondly we go to Miami, Miami, Miami,
(06:18):
where he can cust to a tongue of Bylowa said
to be symptom free, said to be symptom free, and
an optimistic report says he could that's what the word
could start for the Dolphins in week number eight. Now
does that change things? Does that change things? So? Not
(06:42):
really like the Dolphins are still smelling like rotten sushi.
At this point, they're one in three. The game they
won they had tour and the only reason they won
it because they found a team more incompetent than them
in Jacksonville. Now today or not today, But this weekend
is really a point of demarcation for the Dolphins. You
(07:03):
got the one and three Dolphins, the one and three Patriots,
the Patsi's in Foxboro. After that you've got to buy,
and then you play a road game with the Colts
before week eight. If you can't beat the Patriots, who
are regressing and becoming like a high school team, a
bad high school team. At this point, is there any
(07:25):
hope for you to beat the Colts? Probably not. So
best case scenario means that what Tua comes back in
week eight, by then you are two and four if
you beat the Patriots. But there's also the world where
you're one and five by that point, and so two
and four is manageable. You'd agree it's manageable, but pump
(07:45):
the brakes in terms of the big picture, right because
the big picture there's still some dark clouds hanging over
the Dolphins because you're still depending on the undependable am
I'm wrong? On that. I don't think I'm wrong on
that that you're depending on the undependable. It is a
spaceship with a fatal flaw that you know is likely
(08:06):
going to blow up at some point here and for
to a tongue of biloa, it is not a matter
of if. It is a matter of when that next
concussion happens and the wheels come off. And it's a
contact sport, and I don't care how much jiu jitsu
you do. Eventually your your number is gonna come up,
(08:26):
and you're gonna have a concussion. You're gonna get groggy,
and then the Dolphins will be back starting slop. They'll
play the game of musical chairs at quarterback. All right,
final five Von Miller, Von Miller, Miller. Time he's gonna
miss not one, not two, not three, but four games?
Did he get hurt again? No, didn't get hurt. The
(08:47):
Bills defensive player out because of a violation of the
Personal Code of Conduct policy in the NFL. So how
big a deal is the loss of von Miller? So
for the Bills, it's a trip to the old town
delicatessen and they're ordering the number ten. Now, the number
ten is not a pastrami sandwich. The number ten is
(09:10):
a knuckle sandwich and aside, they got a glass of
ice cold sucker punch. Now Miller at this point is
a situational pass rusher. He's a part time player. He
has made some impact plays. Now, some of those were
in games that were lopsided, but overall, based on the
limited time that he's played, he has had his presence
(09:31):
felt while he's been there, at least on the stat
sheet for the Buffalo defense, which was absolutely poll axed
by the ravens now. On a personal level, Von Miller
can say adu, as they say in France, to endorsements
suspended for the scuffle with the pregnant girlfriend. That is
a no fly zone for Madison Avenue. And even though
(09:55):
there were no criminal charges and the NFL still ending
the with four games, so a lot of the advertisers
are gonna lose Von Miller's number and say we'll call you,
don't call us, and we'll talk to you later. It
is the Ben Mallard Show. If you'd like to comment
on any of that, you can join us right now.
(10:17):
Speak easy rules are in effect, but there's a bunch
of lines open and we do have a game show
later this hour. Too much or not enough? We have
that story from earlier. We'll get to about the MLB
owner doing two things you're not supposed to do, admitting
that they medled with the front office and called out
one of the big players on their roster by name
for being a horrible decision. But here is the malor
(10:40):
we really love the day, and here it is. We'll
go to pro bouncy ball. Yeah, that's starting. I know
you're excited about that. Blazers guard Scoot Henderson, great name,
not a great player. Scoot Henderson, asked about lessons learned
during his rookie season last year, said that he looks
(11:00):
back at the blank that he had. Again, Blazer's guard
Scoot Henderson was asked about what he learned during his
rookie season in Portland on the Oregon Trail, and he
said that he looks back at the blank that he had.
That is the malor riddle, love the day, the answer.
(11:23):
We'll get to it and we will do it next.
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She is also the one who plays all the music
in most of the funny sound bites in the Ben
Malor Show. First name is Lorraine. Now she's at FSR
Tech Queen and the Queen of Hearts. Her weekly feature
coming up in just a little bit right here, and
I live from the tire rod dot Com Fox Sports
Radio Studios.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's Ben Mallor and later this hour we will have
as mentioned their Queen of Hearts coming up a little
bit later in the hour. It's a big hour. Bits.
We love bits, love the bits, overnight radio bits. Bits
you can't do during the day when everyone's got to
(12:35):
stick up their keyster. You can't do those bits during
the day, right, you gotta be all serious. Dight time radio.
It's more important radio and all that stuff. Yeah, let
her hair down a little bit at night time. Now
for the Malor Riddle of the day. And here's the
Mallard Riddle of the Day, Blazer's guard Scoot Henderson, Good Name,
Bad Player, asked about lessons learned during his rookie season,
(12:57):
said he looked back at the blank that he had.
Alf the Alieno Pina says he looked back at the
Felton Spencer rookie card he had nineteen ninety. I remember
that card. Alf, Wow, I'm old and you're old. Who
else do we have? Fer Dog says all the great
lessons he learned from Benny the Bopper. God bless you.
(13:21):
Good job by you, Fergie, And I can't wait. Fergie,
by the way, is doing the sixth hour podcast with
numb Nuts. They'll be doing it together. Darkey Sausage says
all the golden tickets he got for the Mallord Riddle
of the Day. Late Night Trek Toucher says, I looked
at all these psychedelic dreams he had. Who else do
we have? Looked back at all of his personal masseuses
(13:44):
from Milkman Mike ingrown toenails from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, Yeah,
colon Oskibi's from Robin, Minnesota. Who else do we have?
Paige down Supermarket Steve said, uh, I guess we'll clean
this up. All the strange that he had on the
road is a rookie year. Who else do we have
(14:05):
page down? Road trips, sex, paids sexcal page from a
lot of you? Parrito said that as well, all the bricks,
all the bricks he had, Mike and Ike's overdose from
mad Jack, our buddy mad Jack. Who else do you
have page down? We'll skip over then you gotta have crug. Yeah,
I can't read that. This guy, Benny said, Minnesota Viking legend,
(14:31):
Josh the pastor not Dobbs, although you call them Dobson dobb.
You remember Dobbs. He's with the forty nine ers. Now, Yeah,
that amazing. I know it's shocking. Yeah, Chris and Chris
and Kent Washington said that Scoot Henderson looked back with
fondness at the weekly fart lighting contest he and the
rest of the Blazers had there in the locker room. Unfortunately,
(14:54):
we wish that was true. Eddie, do you have an answer?
It is the mallet riddle of day Blazers guard Henderson
good name, bad Player, asked about lessons learned during his
rookie season, said he looked back at the blank that
he had.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I looked back at the helmet of helmet man, that.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He had the helmet of helmet man. Interesting answer by you, Eddie,
that is incorrect, But you turns out blazer guards Scoot Henderson.
He was asked about the lessons he learned during his
rookie year. He said he looked back at the good
food that he had a lot of good restaurants on
the road, A lot of really good restaurants. Dear god,
(15:33):
it was good. Do we have to send him to
a fat farm?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What was he doing? He was doing nothing on the
road except eating. I wasn't playing very well on the road.
Did he turn into a blimp? Did he become Joey Chestnut,
the Glazzy Gobbler or something like that. Guy I like that,
you know, big Burley guys and hey over indulged, listen.
I was there. My favorite cartoon turretin when I was
a kid was Porky Pig because I was like Porky Pig.
(15:58):
I was, yeah, man, right, So there you go. Yeah,
freeloaders update there Scoot Henderson, big fan, big fan of
the food on the road. You really can't blame him.
It's a good place to eat on the road. I
wanted to mention this the baseball owner. I tease this
for like an hour and a half batch up by me.
(16:19):
Clearly someone heads are going to roll for not getting
to this sooner. So there's a guy. You probably don't
know who this is, because why would you unless you
live in this city. He's not one of the more
famous owners in sports, which likely annoys him because the
only reason to buy a sports team other than you
make a lot of money is that people in the
(16:40):
community know who you are. You become at least the
celebrity on some level, and that's part of the the allure,
the aura of owning a team. So this guy's name
Ken Kendrick. Doesn't that sound like a fake name? Doesn't
that sound like a local weather guy in Toledo? Ken
(17:02):
was Ken Kendrick with the weather, But it's sparently his
real name as far as I know, And he has
done the thing you're not supposed to do at the
time you're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
To do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So Ken Kendrick, Ken Kendrick, who is worth I know
you're dying to know one point one billion. He made
his money in software banking industry executive and software. He
runs a software company based in Texas. I believe the
company is but he owns the Diamondbacks, and so Ken Hendrick,
(17:36):
who runs the team. He blasted the move to sign
Jordan Montgomery. Montgomery was part of the Texas Rangers team
at the end of last year that won the World Series.
Don't say I just said it. And Arizona gave him
a two year contract for forty seven and a half
million dollars, and he blamed himself. He said, quote, looking
(18:00):
back in hindsight, a horrible decision to have invested that
money in a guy that performed as poorly as he did.
And I'm the perpetrator of that. Close quote. So how
bad was Jordan Montgomery? He was so bad? Yeah, all right, Well,
(18:20):
let's look at the numbers here. Jordan Montgomery, a starting pitcher,
had been successful at times for the Cardinals and the Yankees,
and had success with the Texas Rangers. Pitched very well
in a small number of starts, small number of starts
in twenty twenty three down the stretch and was in
the playoffs a team that beat Arizona. This season, he
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started twenty one games. Jordan Montgomery had an ERA of
over six In those games, he made twenty one total appearances.
Now what I always like to do is I said, well,
let's see what is your record. What is the record
of the team when player X starts. Now, there are
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a lot of other variables, but generally, if you're one
of the better pitchers in baseball, your team has a
good record when you pitch. That's normally the way it goes.
So in his twelve appearances or actually know it's twenty
five appearances, the team had a thirteen and twelve records,
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so they were actually a game above five hundred, but
they missed the playoffs by one game, so they expected
him to be better than that. And in his starts
they were twelve and nine, so they were actually three
games above five hundred, but they needed to be at
least thirteen and eight to make the postseason, which they
did not make. Let's go to the phones. We'll say
hello to angry Bill, who is going to bring the
(19:47):
show to a screeching hale. Hello, Angry Bill, really hurt
my feelings?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Be you know that the thing Lorena loves me and
loves me, but yeah, that's terrible. I mean, you know,
I don't understand your attitude.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Would you would you like me to lie? You want
me to pretend and pretend that you're How am I prejudice? What? What?
What am I prejudiced against? I'm a Are you talking
to them? You're talking to the mirror, aren't you?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Let me let me get out of my subject.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Let me let me get let me guess, Let me
guess what the subject is.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I guess something.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I think I know. I'm writing it down right now,
go ahead.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Well, I decided to do some early Christmas shop and
and I had you at the top of my list,
and then you say that stuff about me. It really
hurts my ess.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
The one one thing I need is a gift from you.
That's what one thing missing.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
For you.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Oh you did well, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Put it myself and it sort of fit me said, okay,
this has got to be it. But the one thing
you might have to do is tuck in the sleeve
so your boob don't fall out.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Well, I think you know. Actually I washed my car
on Saturdays, so maybe i'll put that I can use that.
I need a new towel to wash my car Ryot.
That would be a good towel. I think that's good
to be wonderful.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
That's terrible. Ben, Well, to use.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It as a sponge, to like put the soap on
it or the dry it, which would be better.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
That's terrible.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Then what kind of what kind of material? What kind
of material is that?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's a soft? Relevant?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Nice soft?
Speaker 4 (21:30):
I get off the phone, Ben, and I actually most
of the time, eighty percent of the time, I cry.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You cry, you're you're so full of crap. You are
a slap full of crap.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
My god, I'm actually shake. One thing. I want to
talk about Frey Vincent, if he's all alive.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Better view.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
And he starts talking about the days back then when
he was the commissioner and talking about Pete Rose. I
want this guy to shut his trap, shut his big mouth,
his uply face, the man eyed, shut your mouth, your
stupid ass son of a bitch. Fave Vincent, by the.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Way, Fay Vincent very much alive, eighty eighty six years old,
eighty six years.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
So I hope he dies tomorrow. So stupid that he
starts talking about a dead man and his opinions and
what happened years ago. Shut your mouth, you stupid jerk.
I'll tell you. These guys that run baseball gotta go.
How do you set up where you would have three
games in two days for playoffs?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
They may have to go because the wild card. As
you know, Angry Bill, you're a smart guy, even though
you pretend to be an idiot. The baseball they look
at this like the ugly redditded step children. The wild
card round. They want to get it over with as
quickly as possible. They were they if they was up
to them that, if they was up to them, they'd
go back to single elimination. Remember they had that briefly
(22:53):
the wild card game. They would love to go back
to that, but instead they do two out of three.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's beyond with it. Of course, that game crew, What
do I got to complain about? They came played some
great games. One the one they had to win Interne
they fly out. Would have got to fly out to
him play and they win that one too. So should
I complain? Why?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Because you're from New Jersey and that's what people from
New Jersey do.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
They can play your favorite player, Blake Schnell, What do
you think he would have done over these TV's.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I mean he would have got he would have gone fishing,
Blake snow I think you would have gone fishing. No, no, no, Uh,
he can't be bothered to pitch. You know, he pitches
what he wants to. He might not have wanted to pitch.
You might have had There might have been some like
twitch stream that he had to be on or something
like that.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You know, But then when you're making twenty five million
dollars a year, you do what you want.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, exactly, you can't. You cannot force a man as
talented as Blake Snell who never lets you down to decide. Uh,
you know that he needs to pitch on some days.
That's what is this?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Are you a drill sergeant? Are you in Chung Yang? No?
This is a free country. And Blake Snell declines to
start the final game because he's a douche Canoe, then
he's allowed to be a douche canoe and you're not
allowed to say anything about it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
I'm hoping my Yankees pick him up next year.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, I hope. I hope they too. I hope they
do too. I hope they signed, and that'd be great.
I would really like that. Yeah, if you missed it,
Blake Snell, thank you. Bill. Blake Snell opted against starting
the final game of the regular season. He said, uh,
he talked about it with people very close to him.
Who would that be. I thought that was for the
(24:41):
best to not actually pitch, even though he's get like
twenty million dollars a year. He said, we're not playing
a playoff team. Now, this game has no meaning. I
think it was just probably the best case scenario for me.
He said, this is another example. I know you're being
a boomer. You're being a boomer. Don't come on being
what's wrong with you? Boomer? Boomer?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Boomer boom?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
I think you made him sad, Ben did.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I Yeah, well the old angry Bill I hung up
on it. He's going but Blake Snell. Yeah, but the
Blake Snell thing from back in the day. There was
a quote, famous quote. When I was a kid, I
heard this, and maybe it was bull crap, maybe it
was embellished by some New York sports writer, but Joe DiMaggio,
who was a big star in a different era. But
(25:26):
somebody said, hey, what do you Why do you play
so hard? I mean, do you know what's wrong with you?
You los her even then in the nineteen forties, So
why are you playing so hard to fifty? Why are
you playing so hard? And Demaggio said, because there might
have been somebody in the stands today who'd never seen
me play before and might never see me play again.
So I play hard. We fast forward out of twenty
(25:48):
twenty four and Blake Snell starting pitcher for your San
Francisco Giants. We're not playing a playoff team. The game
has no meaning. I think it was probably for the
best case scenario. Oh my god, these a holes. He's
bleeping a holes.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
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Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, we press on here, and no time for fun. Fact,
it's another Ben Maller game. We've endured too many of these?
Is it too much or not enough enough? Already? All right,
let's get to the game. We'll welcome in our contestants.
Dan is in Connecticut. Hello, Dan, Welcome?
Speaker 6 (26:29):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
You ready to do this?
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Dan?
Speaker 1 (26:32):
What are you up to this morning?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Head from work? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
What kind of work you got going on?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Actory work?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Put the the the How many hours? Eight ten hours,
twelve hours of the factory? Now you're heading home? Gotcha?
All right? Well, good luck? To you, and here we go.
Question number one. You gotta get three right to win?
All five will name the game after you. It's too
much or not enough for you? Dan the Man? Question
(27:02):
number one. Michael King just became the third pitcher in
baseball history to have ten strikeouts, no walks and no
runs allowed in a postseason game? Did it last night
for the Padres? Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That is too much?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Too much? Is he right?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
They've been playing baseball a long time. Not enough. He's
the fifth pitcher to do it. Cliff Lee, Jake Arietta,
Trevor Bauer, and Logan Webb are the others? All right?
Question number two? Still have to get three right. Sunday
was the ninth time that King Derrick Henry in his
career that he had rushed for at least one hundred
(27:46):
and eighty yards. Did it for the Ravens? Of course?
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
That's gotta be not.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Enough, Dan says, unconfidently. Let's find out. Yeah, you got
that one right. Not enough. It was his eleventh time
that Derrick Henry has done that, most by any player
in NFL history. Ten of those, of course, with the
Tennessee Titans. Question number three. You're all right, You're hanging
(28:16):
in there. The Washington Commanders had scored on eighteen consecutive
JOZ before ending that streak on Sunday? Is that too
much or not enough for Jayden Daniels and the Commanders?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
He says, not enough. Let's find out. No, it's too much.
It was his sixteen, the number six, not eighteen, and
the longest streak by any team, and at least the
last thirty years. Okay, so you get these last two, right, Dan,
it has happened. Good luck. How confident are you feeling
right now? Dan? Not Mary, not very cop. Dan is
(28:57):
not confident at all. So at this point, Dan, and
whatever you're thinking, I would go the other way. Okay,
whatever your instinct is, I would go the other way.
In twenty twenty four, this season, this season the fifth
in baseball history to have three teams with one hundred
or more losses but no teams with one hundred or
more wins? Is that too much or not enough enough?
(29:21):
You sure about that?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
I can't change your mind. Okay, let's see wrong. The
answer was too much. I tried to talk you into
the right answer. It is only the third season in
baseball history. Nineteen oh eight and nineteen sixty four were
the other seasons. All right, well, Dan, hopefully you had
(29:46):
a better night at the factory and you'll have a
better day when you go to bed and all that,
and no one will No one's listening, so who cares.
And we'll give you all lifetime supply of nothing and
a round trip to nowhere as a parting gift. Okay,
So remember Dan, when you want nothing, the Ben Mahler
Show will send you nothing. Okay, yeah, nothing, all right.
(30:08):
The holidays are coming up, so we'll send you nothing
for the holidays, and then your birthday nothing, and yeah,
just keep sending you nothing. All right, thank you. To
be safe. There's our guy Dan driving home from the
factory over in Connecticut. We will press on if you
would like to call up for the Queen of Hearts.
She's standing by right now. You can join her.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
And actually, Ben, I'm sitting.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Okay, I just lied. I've just told a lie. But
if you want to be part of the show at
Queen of Hearts with Lorena sitting or standing or laying down,
who knows, but there she is eight seven seven ninety
nine on Fox. Also still time to get those questions
in hashtag Queen of Hearts. That's assuming you know how
to spell Queen of Hearts, but hashtag Queen of Hearts.
(30:54):
We'll get to that and we will do it.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
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Speaker 3 (31:11):
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Speaker 8 (31:38):
It's of ad Buzz with Lorrain at ten nin clean
up Hawks going to help you. Dear Rye, gear Rye
to night, dear Rye to night, dear ry.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
You heard the man is town for some love here
on the Ben Mala Show. Ben, I was going through
my Twitter in box and unread messages. Oh that doesn't
sound good.
Speaker 7 (32:09):
That are congratulations gremlins. Thank you.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
I found I found a message from a listener who
needed some help in his love life. So Coop, will
you lay it on me without his name, because just
in case he wanted it to be private, I'm doing
it without a name.
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Where did you send this to me? I sent a
picture to your regular message. Okay, okay, got it all right, jesus, No,
no you did not.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Actually, this is not it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
What are you talking?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Hearts? Then ready to go?
Speaker 7 (32:39):
It's right here, dingus.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
This is a highly produced segment of radio. Right there.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
It's on your screen.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
That is not a question.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
That's not a question.
Speaker 7 (32:48):
Let me read it.
Speaker 10 (32:49):
It's a comment. She wants me to read a compliments.
I was like, wow, okay, yeah, that was a It
was this one.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Here's what you do, see your thoughts? That's it says
good morning. We don't know. I'm gonna read it now. No, no,
she just stole my phone. All right.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
It says good morning, Queen of hearts. Me and my
wife have been married for thirty three years. Our sex
life is good, but pretty vanilla. My wife doesn't like
to experiment much. How can I change her mind?
Speaker 7 (33:30):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I had this same issue with my baby daddy back
when I was very young, and every time I tried
to bring up something new to the relationship, he would
be like, oh my gosh, who's putting these ideas in
your head? And it would always be a negative conversation.
So my experience, Okay, go in easy, bring it up
(33:51):
as a as a fun idea. Maybe put her in
the driver's seat. What is something you would like to
try that's new. And I know it's awkward and uncomfortable,
but once again, you obviously seem a little unsatisfied, and
unsatisfaction leads to string outside of a marriage. And if
that's not what you guys are into, definitely communicate, and
you know, maybe just slip a toy in every now
and then.
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Don't even tell her, Just be like, hey, baby, I
brought this and she's gonna love it. Be fun with it.
Have fun. That's what your relationships meant to be.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That's what Eddie often says too. That's his advice, all right,
have fun with it? Yeah? Or the other thing Stuck
in Sacramento writes In says, Miss Loraine, my girlfriend farts
in her sleep. How do I tell her without embarrassing
or it's really bad. I can't even sleep in Sacramente.
Speaker 9 (34:36):
Well, it's you know, it's a natural thing, body gas.
I'm sure you do it too, if you want to
have Yeah, if you want to have fun with it.
I actually have had friends who have recorded their significant
others and like played it back, like do you realize
what you're doing when you're sleeping? And but I mean
you could also do it more gently and just tell
her she's.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
A fun fact.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah, it's a fun fact.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Then every human being fart's at least fourteen times a day.
Many of them are silent assassins.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Interesting, are not.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
You don't hear the rumbley tumbley uh, it just happened.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
It seems like a lot. I think a lot of
you need to get your.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Heat, you know, No, every human being at least fourteen
it's a very natural thing. It means you're alive fourteen times.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I've heard lead a lap is at fifty.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
That's what I'm saying, Like they just let me all
got bad gut issues.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Well, as you know, it's an average. So it's there's
probably some people that fart maybe two times a day,
and then Lee's like fifty times a day and so
it evens out.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
But we love you Lee. Should we take the phone
call or do more?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, we have more questions, but if you want both us.
Scott is in Seattle. Hello, Scott, welcome, Hello, Hello, say
hello to Lorraina.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Hi Scott. What can I help you with?
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Well, I'm that's my significant other passed away last year
and I'm just now getting back out into the dating.
All right, good for you, And I have four young
ladies that have been speaking with playing Okay, I can't choose,
they're all they're all great.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Right, So this is what you do, and.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
D is really hard, and the Bachelorette is really popular
right now, and the Bachelor is really popular. So I
think you need to really ask the serious questions and
see which one is actually into you for the long
term and for a serious relationship. If you're here to
have fun, take them all along and don't tell any
of them you're talking to anyone else. But if you
really are looking for love again, yeah, make sure you're
(36:42):
asking the right questions because you want to find which
one is actually going to be there for you.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
In the low My advice, they are aware, some of
them are aware. All right, You keep all doing you.
My advice, Scott would be to get a pipe and
a silk smoking jacket and just walk around. That's what
I will.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Your name is now Hugh Hefna and you got some bunnies.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You gotta get. Yeah, the grotto, you gotta get that grotto.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Good luck on your dating life.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Good luck there, Scott, There you go?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:11):
What's next to you?
Speaker 7 (37:13):
Who asked about the fingernail clippings?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Oh, ferg Dog says, would it be romantic or creepy
A Sunday my toenail clippings to a girl?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
I like.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
I think you should be a lot weirder.
Speaker 9 (37:22):
If you're going to go that route, I think you
should send her pictures that you took of her through
her like window of her bedroom and leave nail clippings
along her window sill so that she knows that you've
been there, you know what I mean, and maybe write
a little note in the side with a knife that
says thinking of you.
Speaker 7 (37:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Inspite of a horror movie. I got to point out,
by the way we got Hugh Heffner's name, I was
the only guy in La Radio that was not invited
to the Playboy Man in the nineties. I'm still pissed
off about that. Cowboy Killer writes in says, is it
unattractive of a guy plays video games? We seem to
get this, We get this all the time time.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Stop playing video games. You have so much better things
you can do with your time.
Speaker 9 (38:03):
If you are not taking care of your woman a
hundred percent, shut up, Coop, then you need to be
doing better.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Boss all right. Another one from him, he says, do
women prefer toxic men? Are nice guys?
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (38:22):
We like.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
We like the thrill of it going. I'm gonna punch you.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Wow. There you see, she's a toxic woman.
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