October 16, 2024 • 38 mins
Ben Maller talks about what the Amari Cooper trade does for the Bills and how this plays in Cleveland, reports that the Browns are unable to be 'super critical' of Deshaun Watson, Too Much or Not Enough, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Hello and welcome. It's our number.
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Three where the buffalo roam.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And while the Jets we talked about this last hour
acquired Devonte Adams. This hour dedicated to the Bills. What
does the Amari Cooper trade do for the Bills?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Also? How does all this play in Cleveland?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Also, we're told speaking of that the Browns are unable
to be super critical of Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm in a terrible season. How does that sound to you?
And the Petsburg staylors.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That ticking time bomb, that offense preparing to start Russell
Wilson this weekend. Are you surprised by that wrinkle in
Mike Tomlin Steelers. We'll talk about that as well. It
is all coming your way. We try to avoid that
double bogie in our number three pulling out the credit
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I know, Derek the Bill's Monster, and Andy the comic
book Guy, and Mark the Walker and Felexus and all
the other members of Bill's mafia that support this show
taken aback.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
They couldn't believe it. Harlee. It is from Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And while the Jets made their move early in the
day on Tuesday, they got Devonte Adams, the Bill said, Hey,
anything you can do, we can also do. So shortly
after that, the Bills jumped into the flea market of football.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I assume you know by now, but you never know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Maybe you've been hiding and you haven't been paying attention.
So we learned that Buffalo acquired a Marii Cooper in
a trade with Cleveland, adding what they think will be
the replacement to the disgruntled malcontent Stefon Diggs. And they
have a number one, a number one receiver for Josh Allen.
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The Bills certainly had fallen off, not up to the
standard in the AFC behind the Ravens and Camzah City.
So the Bill sent a couple of draft picks, a
twenty twenty five sixth round pick whoopee damn do and
a twenty twenty five third round pick and also a
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seventh round pick. So they give up three picks, but
really only one that is of any relevance to acquire
Amari Cooper. The much travel to Mary Cooper, who has
played now for four teams, even though he's never left
the team as a free agent.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But let us discuss the question for the esteemed panel.
Here's the question.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
As we stray to the wind, which direction the winds blown?
So what does the Amari Cooper trade do for the Bills.
I've got Dean Martin, Craft Hinds, and standard chow, and
we'll combine all of these things together and give you
the worst case scenario unless we don't. But my first
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thought on the Bills acquiring Amari Cooper is another one
of these telegraph moves, another one of the telegraph moves.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And it's a trip to the confessional, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh Father, I have sinned, and I love these stories
and here's why, because actions speak louder than words. And
the Bills had this cute little slogan that worked for
a couple of weeks and everybody eats, which was the
offensive philosophy and all that, and now everyone's.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Stark raven mad because it hasn't worked out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But there it was a dig at Stefan Diggs, and
they hate Digs so much they gave him away for nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
They just gave him away. He's that much of a malcontent.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
He hasn't really done much in Houston in terms of
he's behind Nico Collins, who's now hurt.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But so they didn't have a backup plan.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But they were so help Brent in Buffalo getting rid
of Stefon Diggs. He was that big a problem that
they just gave him away and they didn't replace it.
And while the everybody eats mantra did work for a
couple of weeks, lately it's been a liquid diet. Now
what is my evidence? What the last three weeks we
mentioned this after the Monday night game. The Buffalo passing
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offense is ranked twenty eighth in the NFL.
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And so they said, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We're gonna change the lyrics to a timeless Dean Martin tune.
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And when the moon hits.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Mari, right,
And when the world seems to shine like you've had
too much wine, that's a Mari.
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Or so they hope.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now the mal report card, the Bills get a B plus.
The Browns get a D on the.
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Malord report card. Here's why, all right, Cleveland, it is
a white flag situation.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's we're going out of business, but we still have
some dates we have to show up to work. And
these are your daddy's Browns. They are bouncing down a
never ending staircase.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
How low can you go?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Lower and lower and lower and lower and lower.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey, it's getting hot in here. And for the Bills,
this is really a hey.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We still think we can do it, and we only
have X number of years left with Josh Allen and
we don't want to flush a season away. And while
it doesn't look good for the Bills right now they
barely beat the lowly Jets.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
At least the Amari Cooper trade gives you some hope.
You got a little hope.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You're hoping that, hey, this guy will actually play like
he has at times in his career, and he will
be an impact receiver and that'll be just enough to
give the Bills a shot down the line in a
hypothetical game at Arrowhead against the team from Kansas City
or in Baltimore, etc.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Et cetera. Now, second, staying with the Brownies, we are.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Told I saw this report and my eyes lit up
and I was like, Oh, this is good. So there's
a story bouncing around the echo chamber and it says
the Browns have been unable to be critical, at least
super critical of Shawn Watson, either privately or publicly, that
even behind the scenes, they can't be critical of Deshaun Watson.
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So how does this sound to you? Well, this one's
kind of simple, and I think you know where I'm
gonna go with this, but maybe not. And this sounds
to me like Deshaun Watson is continuing to be the
spokesman for a dessert topping from craft pines that he
is thin skinned, he can't handle the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
He's cool, whip is what he is. Right.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The Brownies are stuck between the devil and the deep
blue sea, and they have chosen for reasons beyond my
grasp of comprehensive comprehension. They have chosen to get in
the happy baby yoga.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Pos with the creepy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Quarterback, and they're like, well, there's nothing we can do,
you know, we'll just take our medicine and all that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
When they could bench Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He can't go anywhere. It's all about the money. He's
obviously given up on football. He's a one trick pony.
And every bad game by Deshaun Watson is making his
old coach with the Houston Texans looking like a better
and better coach by the day. Bill O'Brien, who's now
at Boston College, Like Bill O'Brien, had the creepy quarterback
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putting up big numbers and ever since he left, that's it.
Holy smokes, he sucks. But the fact that you're not
even able to criticize Watson even privately, and that's why
the Browns coach every week, Oh that's our quarterback. Oh yeah,
you know what, we're keeping him gives us the best
chance to win. When it's not true based on performance,
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there's no reasonable justification for Watson to play.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
He stinks. He's like a fart in the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Deshaun Watson, and yet they play him because they're paying
him and they can't get.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Out of the contract.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Watson has done more damage to fully guarantee an NFL
on tracks than anyone could have imagined. Right, and he
ranks last out of thirty one qualified quarterbacks in TWBR
and picked your stat It's like playing wack a mole
with Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Every single stat he blows across the board. All right,
fun fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We now headb Pettsburg, PA, where the terrible towels are out.
We stay in the Ross belt. We've bounced from Buffalo
to Cleveland. Now we go to Pittsburgh, and state run
NFL network tells us that Petsburg Steelers quarterback Russell Wilson
gonna take a lot of first team reps in practice
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this week and and is on track, is on track
to start the Sunday night game against the j e
Ts Suck.
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Suck, Suck. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Wilson has been sidelined all season out of my eight
game calf.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh it hurts on but he's almost fully.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Back and it appears that he will be She'll be
one on Sunday Night ahead of the much more popular
justin Fields and coach Mike Tomlin. Now he was hedging
his bets a little bit. He was cautious about making
any kind of official proclamation. However, every key indicator is
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that Pittsburgh has gone into overdrive.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They're preparing to start Russell Wilson this weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Are you surprised, Well, if you've listened at all, you
know I am not surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So I'm shaking my head. No, I am not surprised.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And here's why the Steels offense has been in terms
of passing the football.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Which I think maybe I'm wrong on this.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I didn't play in the NFL, but I think that's
the most important part has been blurry eyed right now.
Do I think that Russell Wilson is manna from heaven?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Do I think he's gonna make the Steelers all that
much better? No, But it's somebody different and they know
what they have, right. I mean, Russ looked absolutely cooked
in Denver. Nothing left right, nothing left in Denver. However,
it is a vote of no confidence for Justin Fields.
It's not so much that we think Russell Wilson's good.
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It's just that we know at this point Justin Fields
is not gonna take us to the promised Land.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And Fields is a guy that looks better on social
media highlight clips and low information fans.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The dumb fan looks at those clips on on X
and TikTok and they get all horny, and they got all, oh, look.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
At the highlights. Oh man, Justin Fields is so good.
But in the reality, like real football people know, not
very good.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Right, The Steeler offense with him under center is standard chow.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now what is my evidence? All right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
When I say standard chow, I'm talking like military cream,
chip beef on toast, that pepper pot soup, old school military.
So the Steelers passing offense is ranked twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Eighth in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Let that marinate a little bit, twenty eighth in them
and that's only thirty two teams.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So maybe that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Maybe you have low standard. That's good, right, twenty eight?
How about points? They're twentieth in points per game? Is
that good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Now in the top fifteen? How about pass a temps
per game? That is a dead giveaway. You don't trust
your quarterback. You don't trust your quarterback. Thirtieth in pass
at temps purg game. So you put all the numbers
together and what do you get. You get a coaching
staff that doesn't want to bury Justin Fields publicly but
privately realizes he's not the guy, and they're willing to
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try anything, including Russell Wilson at this point.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Now will they regret that? Knowing Russ, he'll probably.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Get hurt by halftime and Justin Fields will be back
in the game, So it'll be a temporary situation. By
Tomlin again, by your actions if you're preparing, these reports
are from the NFL media arm propaganda arm prop the
news service of the NFL, that you're going to start
the backup who has been the backup although he hasn't
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been able.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
To play in Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That is a sign, that is a sign from the
heavens that you do not believe in the guy that
is out there.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
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Voice heard or at least your words heard. Very simple
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Right, straight ahead for us, big hour, big hour later
this hour the Queen of Hearts with Lorrain hashtag Queen
of Hearts. You want to get a question in, we'll
also take calls for that, and we have too much
or not enough coming up later in the hour. Take
your calls up until then, and time now for the
mallor Riddle of the day. And here is the mallor
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riddle of the day. Beloved broadcaster John Sterling, the radio
voice of the New York Yankees. He said on the
ALCS broadcast on Tuesday night, he said, boy, if that
wasn't the Yankees, that's what they do. Run the basses
like blank. Again, John Sterling, Radio, boys, so the New
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York Yankees said, boy, if that wasn't the Yankees, that's
what they do. Run the bases like blank, fill in
them like that is the mallor riddle of the day.
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The answer, we'll get to it. We'll do it next.
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FSR tech. Queen Hey coming up. It's her weekly feature,
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The Malarriddle of the day and here it is. I
know you're excited, Come down Malarula Day.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
John Sterling, radio voice of the New York Yankees said
on his ALCS broadcast, Boy, if that wasn't the Yankees,
that's what they do. Run the basses like blank Donkey
Sausage said, A wheel of cheese is the answer alf
the alien. O Priner from Springfield, mass Adjacent says like
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molasses is the answer. Late Night drug tester says, ran
like the taxman is a coming.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Who else to have?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Andy from lion O Lake says, run the bases like
you have ants in your pans quickly, but.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
That is the answer. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Saw Man in Mississippi says like a bunch of pansies
that that is the answer?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Who else you have page down?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Run the bases like they're avoiding a floor of hot
lava from Robin Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's a pretty good line. Who else do you have?
Page down?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
They run the bases like Hankes Buenos Dias from Viva
Los Vicki Dizzy Stevie Wonder guests by Eve Kevin in
Florida says they run like a roach coach burrito past
Your took us so, he says, JT the wingman a
running toilet was his answer.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Who else do we have a page down?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Like weed man running from the cops Ballerina's guessed by
Johnny Q. Jason went with Stevie wonder, who else do
we have? Chuck a ram Fan going with a female
dog as his answer.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Do you have an answer to the Mallor Riddle of
the Day, John Sterling Radio Boys. So the New York
Yankees said, boy, if that wasn't the Yankees. That's what
they do.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Run the bases like play, run like the wind, run
like the wind. No, that has been correct.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Did not see the two Yankee players got picked off
in the game last night?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That would be run. This is so good. Run the
basses like drunks like drunks. Is the answer there.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Mallary Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, very exciting. Just go to the phones and we'll
say hello to Jed who fled? Hello Jed?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
David?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
You know why I Aaron Rodgers switch from number twelve
to number eight because he's about two thirds of the
player he was at Green Bay. That's all. That's That's
a fraction, Joe, that's fraction percentages. What percentage of your
listening audience do you think can convert that twelve to
eight is two thirds of its original number? Not a
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very What percentage of your your group that's hosting a
show named Ben Mallard can understand what I'm saying? Zero present.
So I'm gonna say the tough show my was running
for the rural public office back in two thousands, I
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had to do many an inexplicable local player and festival.
Whenever I went to the worm fiddling festival, you put
a steak into the ground, and most likely way fiddling,
you put a brick over the top of it. And
I do say, I say a lot of things, and
I'm surprised at me. Coming out of the grounds was
one Dave Roberts and that was the trophy worm of
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the entire operations.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, okay, see you're picking back and you're piggybacking off
any of your bills call earlier.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yes, do you know that they should tell me that
sarcasm is the cousin of anger? And I always thought
that anger was like the cousin of removing yourself to
like suicide or getting blocked from the show. I guess
that's just my own psychological like you know, sociological series.
I far get out of here due because I know
I'm wearing out my welcome, because my quality is to
call my bed. But yesterday you talked about not want
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to be compared to Tom Cowherd because you know, I don't
need the money or whatever he does broadcasting You don't
want to be a little fish in the big bonds.
You want to do narrow casting because you don't want
to be compared to Colin Cowherd because the intellectual week
of talk radio listenership. Let me tell you, I'm in
that they hate Colin Cowherd theoretically not in real life,
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out and rock. He works for the think company you do.
But I've tried to explain to people you couldn't do
what you do in the daytime hours until it's quandary, dude,
and they're like, what.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Do we do?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Did I said? You get it? The hard narcotics problem solved?
Mus What those are?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, all right, well tremendous and that's the answer to
any of Jed's problems. Hard narcotics, that is his solution
to everything. Let's say hello to us. You're blind Scott.
The legends are lined up blind Scott on the North
End in Boston.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hello blind Scott.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh hi Ben, if you wouldn't mind at like thirty seconds,
today is a holiday for the blind. It's Mobility Day
for the blind. It's a very important holiday with blind
people are recognized for using different types of mobility and
if any and if any local news media is listening
right now in the Boston area. I will be speaking
at the Massachusetts State House and everyone's invited. At eleven
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a m. On Friday, I will be speaking to a
large group of blind people in Boston police officers about
mobility and if anybody wants to overnight me at Ben
Mallards show shirt I could. I could wear it there.
But I'm pretty excited about it because I'm I'm uh,
I'm going to bring attention and they actually said they're
inviting me to speak, so nobody would be super the
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cow Now.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You are you? Are you preparing? What are you? Bullet? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
I don't know what to say, but they're going to
bring that police officer that was knocked out, so I
guess I'm going to say. I'm going to compliment him,
and I'm gonna you know, it's on Friday. I could
plug your show at six o'clock. There'll be a lot
of people that I could.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Make Yeah, yeah, that would that would be great.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Do a little improv ad libs, kind of let it rip,
a little bit, wing it.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Yeah, they know they would know you guys. So Boston
police they love those shows. They listed you know that
they would know.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, we love that, We love the coffee. Support them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
They're listening all night, man, they're listening to us all
over the place. So yeah, so just let it rip
and see if I can find a copy on the
internet of what you say. We'll see if you promote
the show.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Yeah, take. The news will be there, they'll probably take
They'll probably take me. You know, I don't know. I
shouldn't say nothing negative, right, Like I shouldn't say like
the Mass Commission for the Blind was mean to me
when I worked and I got fired. I shouldn't bring
up the pass. It should be all like a motivational inspirational.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, people don't like the negative. Man,
it doesn't really work. You know, you're out there. Who
called you up? Who called you to speak?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Oh no, they've been trying to get me to speak
for months now, ever since it fell on the Tallidays.
So they want to honor the police officer that got
hit by the truck that time. So they've been just
blind holiday. They're trying to orchestrate some type of thing
where they.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Put it together.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know, how's he doing? Is he is he recovered
or is he stilling?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, doing really well? He's going to be there, the
media relation guy from the State House. They've been asking me.
I got stuff to hand out so people can donate
towards guide dogs and stuff. I got like a lot,
so I'll be doing that Ford. It'd be great if
I could get a Ben Mallor show.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, Well, if anybody wants to has any Ben
Mallard merch they want to they want to send a
blind Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah, come, they could come eleven am on Friday at
the State House. That's a public place. They have to
let you in, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well very nice, all right, Well,
good luck Scott.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Let's know how goes.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Anybody can contact me and I'll put you in contact
with Blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
You can send him a.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Shirt or whatever hat. There's some malorn merch out there.
We do a different item every so often. And I mean,
you got an old Mallard shirt you want to send
over to Blind Scott. Knock yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific and.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Ben a rarity in the NHL last night to the
always fun Goalie gold Medal.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I saw that I saw that in a while.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
The netminder Philip Gustavson scored the fourth goal of the
game and a four to one win over the Saint
Louis Blues.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I could do that, able to do it? Yeah, I
just get the puck up in the air, get it over.
Then you cannot do that, and you have a lot
of power when I swing a bat or a stick.
I could absolutely, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
He's the fifteenth goalie in any shell history to score
goalie game, the first to do it since Tristan Jarry
of the Penguins last season. Billy Smith and the Islanders
was the first goalie ever to do it back in
the seventies. And Martin Broduer your all time leader in
goalie goals with three.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Martime broad Door.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That sounds like a fun fact, but that's not the
official fun fact of the hour, because this is the
official fun fact.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Of the album.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Fun fact.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I mentioned the Amari Cooper trade, and here's a fun fact.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Last year, remember Mark Cooper had that ridiculous two hundred
and sixty.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Five yard receiving game for the Browns.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
The Bills leading receiver this season, all right, their leading
receiver Khalil Shakir Sakur has a two hundred and forty
nine receiving yards Somark Cooper last year had in one
game more yards than in the top receiver for the Bills.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Here as we head into.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
The weekend of NFL Activity Week seven, which kicks off
tomorrow in the Bayou with the Broncos and the New
Orleans Saints. And let's get to the game.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Here we go, Here we go, here we go. We've
endured too many of these? Is it too much or
not enough? Already too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And hollering James would like to play.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Hello, hollering James, please be asleep?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Why are you away?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
James?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Why am I awake? I had my match? I had
my three shot to insulin by one shot of tradisity
and a shot of a shot of black label beer.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
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Speaker 2 (25:59):
All right, well, hollering James, Yeah, let's do this. Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You won this game, sleeping, I don't think you won
the game away?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you realize that?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Should I go back to sleep or try to sleep?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
By Fan well, let's see. Let's see how you do.
And all the answers are either too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Question number one, here's number one.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Got excited?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He got Aaron Judge now has thirty five games this
season where he homered and drove in multiple runs?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 8 (26:40):
Well? It would be too much, but I'll say that enough.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Fy.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's right? Yeah, not enough? He has had thirty nine
touch games.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's the most by any player in a single season
in baseball history.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Question number two of the show who.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Question two, there are seven running backs with more touchdowns
then games played this season.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
And see that's too much?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
I could say that enough and I'll stick it. Too much?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, let's find out that is right?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
There are five James dominating Derrick, Henry, Tyan, Williams, Kenth,
Walker and Montgomery and Kamara.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Question number three. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Since the start of last season, there are only three
quarterbacks with more interceptions thrown than Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
That's let's see. If I'm paying a conser to the show,
I believe that's too much.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
All right, let's find out. Well, and the history has
been made.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Only one quarterback has more than my home since the
start of last season. That's Sam Howe. So you've already
gotten one golden ticket. We'll keep going, James, you can
win another one.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Let's go for the Gusto, says Pat Trestow, and Testo
my primary priest.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
All right, question four for hollering James.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
The Ravens have had twenty five consecutive games with one
hundred plus rushing yards? Is that too much or not
enough for Baltimore?
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Figure? It's hit the question, but I'm sorry it's.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Here, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The Ravens have had twenty five consecutive games. They're going
back a while now. One hundred plus rushing yards too
much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (29:01):
That's uh shee too much?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right, the street has ended. But you did win
a golden ticket, James. The answer was not enough. They
have had thirty nine consecutive games. And so James, are
you gonna keep the golden ticket or give it to
Tammy in Montana?
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Well, I haven't talked to Tammy in a while because
she's deserving of it. I have to surrender that golden
ticket that tammy.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, good coop, Coop. He didn't he didn't need the
golden tickets. See, he wanted to.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Play in the show and I shouldn't have guessed. That's
not enough.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh all right, who cares? You won the game? That's
all that matters. So there's hollering, James.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And if you want to call up for the Queen
of Hearts, you have a relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Later question a life question, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now you a board certified expert.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Lorena.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, you know I've read my Sex Coach book like
seven times. Ben.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And you when you were a kid, you worked on
like sandwich board. So you are board certified.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes, at Charcooterie board certified.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
As that is correct. You like all kinds of exotic cheeses.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So Lorena is here eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's her segment.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Also keep those questions coming in hashtag Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And we'll get to Lorena and the Queen of Hearts
will do it next.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
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Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's a it bos with rain a tennin.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Clean up hearts going to help you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Dear Ry gear Rie to night, gear Right to night,
dear Ry.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You heard the man. It's time for some love here
on the Ben mala Show.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
The voice of love, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That's mine.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yes, yes, not my voice, no, no, no, not my
voice at all. The boys have a lot of questions
for you. Don't see any women asking questions. It's all dudes.
Let's see who do we have here?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
The majority of our listeners are men, and those are
the ones who usually have issues. You know, Is that
right in the love department?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Late nights drug tester says someone I know just recently
changed his last name.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Should I warn his wife that he has a double life.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Wait wait, wait, your friend changed his last name and
his wife what.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Just go with it, Lorena, he said, this is Late
Night's Rugchester. He said, someone I know just recently changed
his last name. Should I warn his wife that he
has a double life?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Okay, then yes. If she has no idea of who
he really is, then yes I would if, especially if
he's trying to hide something. Why do you change your name?
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Like?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Are you are you trying to not be who you were?
Or do you not people not want them to know
who you were?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Modern day James Bond could be? I said, no women.
But Eileen is a woman, she says, Lorena. Are you
also a fan of Broadway?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I love Broadway?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You've never been to Broadway though, right.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I've been to the Pantagious that counts.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, but you've not actual broad You gotta get to
New York and go to Broadway.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Well, yes, yes, you're right. But I have seen live
musical shows in nice theaters.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Eh, okay, what do you like about it? You feel cultured?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, no, no, I just I appreciate the art of
people performing live. Yeah, all right, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Like me, I'm performing live every night.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Every day that I was thinking about you performing the
other day because I was like, wow, he really does
put so much love and effort into a show, and
I thought it was all just natural.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, no, work hard to be this natural, Matt Jack writes.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Since it is my other half who wants to do
Christmas separately from now on, she says, my family gives
her anxiety.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh I don't want that. It makes me sad. What
should I do?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, that's a hard one to be honest. One of
my exes hated going to any family events, but he
forced me to go to all of his, and I'm like, where,
where and why does this make sense?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You have to go?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, you decided to be with me. You decided to
be with my family, even if they're a little trashy.
Sometimes you just got to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, now you can negotiate.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, you can negotiate. If I get home later, you
can treat me to something nice if you don't go, Oh,
there's that.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Or you could do like, let's do a time limit,
like do an Irish.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Goodbye, right, big introduction, because people don't notice when you leave, make.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Me look when you're done. When that's all you can
take like, let me know and I'll leave. But I
know this, you have to show up.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
This is your segment, Larna.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But my advice to the wife is always we mentioned
Broadway show or Vegas show, I would say ninety minutes, okay,
ninety minutes. A Broadway show is ninety minutes, a Vegas
show is ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So if you appear at a.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Party ninety minutes, have an intermission, take a break in
the middle, and get the hell out of there after
ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I think, I think that's brilliant. Ben right, I should.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Write a book about that. The ninety minute rule.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Don't go too far.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
But yeah, no, all right, you don't have to bury
my dreams here.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Og r Puffin says, how about this for a love song,
sex type thing from these Stone Temple pilots.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Sex tap thing? Is that a real song or are
we making a song?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I don't know, just sayext tap thing.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
I can make a song of that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
King Roy writes, and he says, how true is the
saying that love is love no matter the raise, sex, gender,
or age? King Rory, Yeah, actually that's.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
A really good, uh good question, Rory, because sex is
so fluid with what you like, how you feel and
all that fun jazz. It changes from day to day
for some people. Whatever floats your boat, man, whatever makes
you happy, whatever turns you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
On, is good for you, right right, Yeah, as long
as it's legal. Not as long as you're not.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Doing anything with dead bodies. I mean, everything's fine.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, in some places it might be legal. Let's say
hello to Keg Drinking Steve on the phones.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
He has a question, thirsty, what's up? Keg drink and
starve stive.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, this is the.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
What's the same.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Man.
Speaker 9 (36:00):
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Me too to wake up and not.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Too late for this. I was reading this new book
by Lisa Marie Presley and she said that Michael Jackson
was a was a virgin on their wedding night. Did
you think is that? Is that kind of a thirty five?
That's kind of a regular.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
I mean I always heard that.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
He said he hooked up with Diana Ross on the
on the set of The Wiz. Maybe he just got rottle,
all right, all.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Right, that's a very very interesting question, a very relevant question. Yeah,
Michael Jackson, Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Really know him very well, nor do I know Lisa
Marie Presley. But I did see that she kept her
son in the house for two months after her son
passed away.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Which is grat Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
But a lot of people do save their virginity even
if they do fondle beforehand. So like, maybe they hooked
up in a different way that you weren't expecting, but
that doesn't necessally mean it was fornication.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Okay, very detailed, Thank you. It's the Queen of Hearts.
Who do we have?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
JT The wingman says, is it more romantic to surprise
your lady with a picnic or a fancy restaurant for dinner?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Those are both really great ideas. It depends on the
type of time of day and what kind of way
you're trying to schmooz your lady, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Well, also it depends how many mosquitoes. If it's during
the summer, you don't want to be you.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Don't want to be where mosquitos are going to buy it.
But also you don't want to be out when it's
cold either, So you know, nice springtime picnic would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
A lot of questions, fer Dog, I think this is
a great question. Can you give he says, can you
give me a pickup line that is guaranteed to work
on any woman? That's from Ferg Dog.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I think no pickup line is the best pickup line
for most men.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
For Dog, how about I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah that usually that's a lie. That is not a
lie line. It is not a lie. That is a fact.
It is a proven fact.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Breck
Hello and welcome. It's our number.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Three where the buffalo roam.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And while the Jets we talked about this last hour
acquired Devonte Adams. This hour dedicated to the Bills. What
does the Amari Cooper trade do for the Bills?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Also? How does all this play in Cleveland?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Also, we're told speaking of that the Browns are unable
to be super critical of Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm in a terrible season. How does that sound to you?
And the Petsburg staylors.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
That ticking time bomb, that offense preparing to start Russell
Wilson this weekend. Are you surprised by that wrinkle in
Mike Tomlin Steelers. We'll talk about that as well. It
is all coming your way. We try to avoid that
double bogie in our number three pulling out the credit
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I know, Derek the Bill's Monster, and Andy the comic
book Guy, and Mark the Walker and Felexus and all
the other members of Bill's mafia that support this show
taken aback.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
They couldn't believe it. Harlee. It is from Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And while the Jets made their move early in the
day on Tuesday, they got Devonte Adams, the Bill said, Hey,
anything you can do, we can also do. So shortly
after that, the Bills jumped into the flea market of football.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
And I assume you know by now, but you never know.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Maybe you've been hiding and you haven't been paying attention.
So we learned that Buffalo acquired a Marii Cooper in
a trade with Cleveland, adding what they think will be
the replacement to the disgruntled malcontent Stefon Diggs. And they
have a number one, a number one receiver for Josh Allen.
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The Bills certainly had fallen off, not up to the
standard in the AFC behind the Ravens and Camzah City.
So the Bill sent a couple of draft picks, a
twenty twenty five sixth round pick whoopee damn do and
a twenty twenty five third round pick and also a
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seventh round pick. So they give up three picks, but
really only one that is of any relevance to acquire
Amari Cooper. The much travel to Mary Cooper, who has
played now for four teams, even though he's never left
the team as a free agent.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But let us discuss the question for the esteemed panel.
Here's the question.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
As we stray to the wind, which direction the winds blown?
So what does the Amari Cooper trade do for the Bills.
I've got Dean Martin, Craft Hinds, and standard chow, and
we'll combine all of these things together and give you
the worst case scenario unless we don't. But my first
(03:53):
thought on the Bills acquiring Amari Cooper is another one
of these telegraph moves, another one of the telegraph moves.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And it's a trip to the confessional, is what it is.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh Father, I have sinned, and I love these stories
and here's why, because actions speak louder than words. And
the Bills had this cute little slogan that worked for
a couple of weeks and everybody eats, which was the
offensive philosophy and all that, and now everyone's.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Stark raven mad because it hasn't worked out.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But there it was a dig at Stefan Diggs, and
they hate Digs so much they gave him away for nothing.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
They just gave him away. He's that much of a malcontent.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
He hasn't really done much in Houston in terms of
he's behind Nico Collins, who's now hurt.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
But so they didn't have a backup plan.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
But they were so help Brent in Buffalo getting rid
of Stefon Diggs. He was that big a problem that
they just gave him away and they didn't replace it.
And while the everybody eats mantra did work for a
couple of weeks, lately it's been a liquid diet. Now
what is my evidence? What the last three weeks we
mentioned this after the Monday night game. The Buffalo passing
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offense is ranked twenty eighth in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And so they said, you know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
We're gonna change the lyrics to a timeless Dean Martin tune.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And when the moon hits.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a Mari, right,
And when the world seems to shine like you've had
too much wine, that's a Mari.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Or so they hope.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now the mal report card, the Bills get a B plus.
The Browns get a D on the.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Malord report card. Here's why, all right, Cleveland, it is
a white flag situation.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's we're going out of business, but we still have
some dates we have to show up to work. And
these are your daddy's Browns. They are bouncing down a
never ending staircase.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
How low can you go?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Lower and lower and lower and lower and lower.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Hey, it's getting hot in here. And for the Bills,
this is really a hey.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
We still think we can do it, and we only
have X number of years left with Josh Allen and
we don't want to flush a season away. And while
it doesn't look good for the Bills right now they
barely beat the lowly Jets.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
At least the Amari Cooper trade gives you some hope.
You got a little hope.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You're hoping that, hey, this guy will actually play like
he has at times in his career, and he will
be an impact receiver and that'll be just enough to
give the Bills a shot down the line in a
hypothetical game at Arrowhead against the team from Kansas City
or in Baltimore, etc.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Et cetera. Now, second, staying with the Brownies, we are.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Told I saw this report and my eyes lit up
and I was like, Oh, this is good. So there's
a story bouncing around the echo chamber and it says
the Browns have been unable to be critical, at least
super critical of Shawn Watson, either privately or publicly, that
even behind the scenes, they can't be critical of Deshaun Watson.
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So how does this sound to you? Well, this one's
kind of simple, and I think you know where I'm
gonna go with this, but maybe not. And this sounds
to me like Deshaun Watson is continuing to be the
spokesman for a dessert topping from craft pines that he
is thin skinned, he can't handle the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
He's cool, whip is what he is. Right.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The Brownies are stuck between the devil and the deep
blue sea, and they have chosen for reasons beyond my
grasp of comprehensive comprehension. They have chosen to get in
the happy baby yoga.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Pos with the creepy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Quarterback, and they're like, well, there's nothing we can do,
you know, we'll just take our medicine and all that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
When they could bench Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
He can't go anywhere. It's all about the money. He's
obviously given up on football. He's a one trick pony.
And every bad game by Deshaun Watson is making his
old coach with the Houston Texans looking like a better
and better coach by the day. Bill O'Brien, who's now
at Boston College, Like Bill O'Brien, had the creepy quarterback
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putting up big numbers and ever since he left, that's it.
Holy smokes, he sucks. But the fact that you're not
even able to criticize Watson even privately, and that's why
the Browns coach every week, Oh that's our quarterback. Oh yeah,
you know what, we're keeping him gives us the best
chance to win. When it's not true based on performance,
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there's no reasonable justification for Watson to play.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
He stinks. He's like a fart in the wind.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Deshaun Watson, and yet they play him because they're paying
him and they can't get.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Out of the contract.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Watson has done more damage to fully guarantee an NFL
on tracks than anyone could have imagined. Right, and he
ranks last out of thirty one qualified quarterbacks in TWBR
and picked your stat It's like playing wack a mole
with Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Every single stat he blows across the board. All right,
fun fuck.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We now headb Pettsburg, PA, where the terrible towels are out.
We stay in the Ross belt. We've bounced from Buffalo
to Cleveland. Now we go to Pittsburgh, and state run
NFL network tells us that Petsburg Steelers quarterback Russell Wilson
gonna take a lot of first team reps in practice
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this week and and is on track, is on track
to start the Sunday night game against the j e
Ts Suck.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Suck, Suck. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Wilson has been sidelined all season out of my eight
game calf.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh it hurts on but he's almost fully.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Back and it appears that he will be She'll be
one on Sunday Night ahead of the much more popular
justin Fields and coach Mike Tomlin. Now he was hedging
his bets a little bit. He was cautious about making
any kind of official proclamation. However, every key indicator is
(10:25):
that Pittsburgh has gone into overdrive.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
They're preparing to start Russell Wilson this weekend.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Are you surprised, Well, if you've listened at all, you
know I am not surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
So I'm shaking my head. No, I am not surprised.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
And here's why the Steels offense has been in terms
of passing the football.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Which I think maybe I'm wrong on this.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I didn't play in the NFL, but I think that's
the most important part has been blurry eyed right now.
Do I think that Russell Wilson is manna from heaven?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Do I think he's gonna make the Steelers all that
much better? No, But it's somebody different and they know
what they have, right. I mean, Russ looked absolutely cooked
in Denver. Nothing left right, nothing left in Denver. However,
it is a vote of no confidence for Justin Fields.
It's not so much that we think Russell Wilson's good.
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It's just that we know at this point Justin Fields
is not gonna take us to the promised Land.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
He's not.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
And Fields is a guy that looks better on social
media highlight clips and low information fans.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The dumb fan looks at those clips on on X
and TikTok and they get all horny, and they got all, oh, look.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
At the highlights. Oh man, Justin Fields is so good.
But in the reality, like real football people know, not
very good.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Right, The Steeler offense with him under center is standard chow.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now what is my evidence? All right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
When I say standard chow, I'm talking like military cream,
chip beef on toast, that pepper pot soup, old school military.
So the Steelers passing offense is ranked twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Eighth in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Let that marinate a little bit, twenty eighth in them
and that's only thirty two teams.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
So maybe that's good.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Maybe you have low standard. That's good, right, twenty eight?
How about points? They're twentieth in points per game? Is
that good?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Now in the top fifteen? How about pass a temps
per game? That is a dead giveaway. You don't trust
your quarterback. You don't trust your quarterback. Thirtieth in pass
at temps purg game. So you put all the numbers
together and what do you get. You get a coaching
staff that doesn't want to bury Justin Fields publicly but
privately realizes he's not the guy, and they're willing to
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try anything, including Russell Wilson at this point.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Now will they regret that? Knowing Russ, he'll probably.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Get hurt by halftime and Justin Fields will be back
in the game, So it'll be a temporary situation. By
Tomlin again, by your actions if you're preparing, these reports
are from the NFL media arm propaganda arm prop the
news service of the NFL, that you're going to start
the backup who has been the backup although he hasn't
(13:09):
been able.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
To play in Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That is a sign, that is a sign from the
heavens that you do not believe in the guy that
is out there.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
It is the Ben Maler show up. You're light to
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Voice heard or at least your words heard. Very simple
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Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right, straight ahead for us, big hour, big hour later
this hour the Queen of Hearts with Lorrain hashtag Queen
of Hearts. You want to get a question in, we'll
also take calls for that, and we have too much
or not enough coming up later in the hour. Take
your calls up until then, and time now for the
mallor Riddle of the day. And here is the mallor
(14:10):
riddle of the day. Beloved broadcaster John Sterling, the radio
voice of the New York Yankees. He said on the
ALCS broadcast on Tuesday night, he said, boy, if that
wasn't the Yankees, that's what they do. Run the basses
like blank. Again, John Sterling, Radio, boys, so the New
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York Yankees said, boy, if that wasn't the Yankees, that's
what they do. Run the bases like blank, fill in
them like that is the mallor riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
The answer, we'll get to it. We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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You're invited to communicate with those of us on this
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FSR tech. Queen Hey coming up. It's her weekly feature,
the Queen of Hearts, giving you love, advice or advice
on anything you need. And I'll live from the tirack
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Speaker 2 (15:38):
The Malarriddle of the day and here it is. I
know you're excited, Come down Malarula Day.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
John Sterling, radio voice of the New York Yankees said
on his ALCS broadcast, Boy, if that wasn't the Yankees,
that's what they do. Run the basses like blank Donkey
Sausage said, A wheel of cheese is the answer alf
the alien. O Priner from Springfield, mass Adjacent says like
(16:09):
molasses is the answer. Late Night drug tester says, ran
like the taxman is a coming.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Who else to have?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Andy from lion O Lake says, run the bases like
you have ants in your pans quickly, but.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
That is the answer. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Saw Man in Mississippi says like a bunch of pansies
that that is the answer?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Who else you have page down?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Run the bases like they're avoiding a floor of hot
lava from Robin Minnesota.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
It's a pretty good line. Who else do you have?
Page down?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
They run the bases like Hankes Buenos Dias from Viva
Los Vicki Dizzy Stevie Wonder guests by Eve Kevin in
Florida says they run like a roach coach burrito past
Your took us so, he says, JT the wingman a
running toilet was his answer.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Who else do we have a page down?
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Like weed man running from the cops Ballerina's guessed by
Johnny Q. Jason went with Stevie wonder, who else do
we have? Chuck a ram Fan going with a female
dog as his answer.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Do you have an answer?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Do you have an answer to the Mallor Riddle of
the Day, John Sterling Radio Boys. So the New York
Yankees said, boy, if that wasn't the Yankees. That's what
they do.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Run the bases like play, run like the wind, run
like the wind. No, that has been correct.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Did not see the two Yankee players got picked off
in the game last night?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
That would be run. This is so good. Run the
basses like drunks like drunks. Is the answer there.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
It is the.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Mallary Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, very exciting. Just go to the phones and we'll
say hello to Jed who fled? Hello Jed?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
What's going on?
Speaker 4 (18:15):
David?
Speaker 6 (18:16):
You know why I Aaron Rodgers switch from number twelve
to number eight because he's about two thirds of the
player he was at Green Bay. That's all. That's That's
a fraction, Joe, that's fraction percentages. What percentage of your
listening audience do you think can convert that twelve to
eight is two thirds of its original number? Not a
(18:36):
very What percentage of your your group that's hosting a
show named Ben Mallard can understand what I'm saying? Zero present.
So I'm gonna say the tough show my was running
for the rural public office back in two thousands, I
(18:56):
had to do many an inexplicable local player and festival.
Whenever I went to the worm fiddling festival, you put
a steak into the ground, and most likely way fiddling,
you put a brick over the top of it. And
I do say, I say a lot of things, and
I'm surprised at me. Coming out of the grounds was
one Dave Roberts and that was the trophy worm of
(19:18):
the entire operations.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, okay, see you're picking back and you're piggybacking off
any of your bills call earlier.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Yes, do you know that they should tell me that
sarcasm is the cousin of anger? And I always thought
that anger was like the cousin of removing yourself to
like suicide or getting blocked from the show. I guess
that's just my own psychological like you know, sociological series.
I far get out of here due because I know
I'm wearing out my welcome, because my quality is to
call my bed. But yesterday you talked about not want
(19:50):
to be compared to Tom Cowherd because you know, I don't
need the money or whatever he does broadcasting You don't
want to be a little fish in the big bonds.
You want to do narrow casting because you don't want
to be compared to Colin Cowherd because the intellectual week
of talk radio listenership. Let me tell you, I'm in
that they hate Colin Cowherd theoretically not in real life,
(20:11):
out and rock. He works for the think company you do.
But I've tried to explain to people you couldn't do
what you do in the daytime hours until it's quandary, dude,
and they're like, what.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Do we do?
Speaker 6 (20:19):
Did I said? You get it? The hard narcotics problem solved?
Mus What those are?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah, all right, well tremendous and that's the answer to
any of Jed's problems. Hard narcotics, that is his solution
to everything. Let's say hello to us. You're blind Scott.
The legends are lined up blind Scott on the North
End in Boston.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hello blind Scott.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
Oh hi Ben, if you wouldn't mind at like thirty seconds,
today is a holiday for the blind. It's Mobility Day
for the blind. It's a very important holiday with blind
people are recognized for using different types of mobility and
if any and if any local news media is listening
right now in the Boston area. I will be speaking
at the Massachusetts State House and everyone's invited. At eleven
(21:01):
a m. On Friday, I will be speaking to a
large group of blind people in Boston police officers about
mobility and if anybody wants to overnight me at Ben
Mallards show shirt I could. I could wear it there.
But I'm pretty excited about it because I'm I'm uh,
I'm going to bring attention and they actually said they're
inviting me to speak, so nobody would be super the
(21:21):
cow Now.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
You are you? Are you preparing? What are you? Bullet? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:28):
I don't know what to say, but they're going to
bring that police officer that was knocked out, so I
guess I'm going to say. I'm going to compliment him,
and I'm gonna you know, it's on Friday. I could
plug your show at six o'clock. There'll be a lot
of people that I could.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Make Yeah, yeah, that would that would be great.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Do a little improv ad libs, kind of let it rip,
a little bit, wing it.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Yeah, they know they would know you guys. So Boston
police they love those shows. They listed you know that
they would know.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, we love that, We love the coffee. Support them.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
They're listening all night, man, they're listening to us all
over the place. So yeah, so just let it rip
and see if I can find a copy on the
internet of what you say. We'll see if you promote
the show.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Yeah, take. The news will be there, they'll probably take
They'll probably take me. You know, I don't know. I
shouldn't say nothing negative, right, Like I shouldn't say like
the Mass Commission for the Blind was mean to me
when I worked and I got fired. I shouldn't bring
up the pass. It should be all like a motivational inspirational.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Right yeah, yeah, yeah, people don't like the negative. Man,
it doesn't really work. You know, you're out there. Who
called you up? Who called you to speak?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Oh no, they've been trying to get me to speak
for months now, ever since it fell on the Tallidays.
So they want to honor the police officer that got
hit by the truck that time. So they've been just
blind holiday. They're trying to orchestrate some type of thing
where they.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Put it together.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
You know, how's he doing? Is he is he recovered
or is he stilling?
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:47):
Yeah, doing really well? He's going to be there, the
media relation guy from the State House. They've been asking me.
I got stuff to hand out so people can donate
towards guide dogs and stuff. I got like a lot,
so I'll be doing that Ford. It'd be great if
I could get a Ben Mallor show.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, Well, if anybody wants to has any Ben
Mallard merch they want to they want to send a
blind Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah, come, they could come eleven am on Friday at
the State House. That's a public place. They have to
let you in, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, yeah, all right, well very nice, all right, Well,
good luck Scott.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Let's know how goes.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Anybody can contact me and I'll put you in contact
with Blind Scott.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
You can send him a.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Shirt or whatever hat. There's some malorn merch out there.
We do a different item every so often. And I mean,
you got an old Mallard shirt you want to send
over to Blind Scott. Knock yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific and.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Ben a rarity in the NHL last night to the
always fun Goalie gold Medal.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I saw that I saw that in a while.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
The netminder Philip Gustavson scored the fourth goal of the
game and a four to one win over the Saint
Louis Blues.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
I could do that, able to do it? Yeah, I
just get the puck up in the air, get it over.
Then you cannot do that, and you have a lot
of power when I swing a bat or a stick.
I could absolutely, I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
He's the fifteenth goalie in any shell history to score
goalie game, the first to do it since Tristan Jarry
of the Penguins last season. Billy Smith and the Islanders
was the first goalie ever to do it back in
the seventies. And Martin Broduer your all time leader in
goalie goals with three.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Martime broad Door.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
That sounds like a fun fact, but that's not the
official fun fact of the hour, because this is the
official fun fact.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Of the album.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Fun fact.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I mentioned the Amari Cooper trade, and here's a fun fact.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Last year, remember Mark Cooper had that ridiculous two hundred
and sixty.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Five yard receiving game for the Browns.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
The Bills leading receiver this season, all right, their leading
receiver Khalil Shakir Sakur has a two hundred and forty
nine receiving yards Somark Cooper last year had in one
game more yards than in the top receiver for the Bills.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Here as we head into.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
The weekend of NFL Activity Week seven, which kicks off
tomorrow in the Bayou with the Broncos and the New
Orleans Saints. And let's get to the game.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Here we go, Here we go, here we go. We've
endured too many of these? Is it too much or
not enough? Already too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And hollering James would like to play.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Hello, hollering James, please be asleep?
Speaker 8 (25:31):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Why are you away?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
James?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Why am I awake? I had my match? I had
my three shot to insulin by one shot of tradisity
and a shot of a shot of black label beer.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
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Speaker 2 (25:59):
All right, well, hollering James, Yeah, let's do this. Here
we go.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You won this game, sleeping, I don't think you won
the game away?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Do you realize that?
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Should I go back to sleep or try to sleep?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
By Fan well, let's see. Let's see how you do.
And all the answers are either too much or not enough?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Question number one, here's number one.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Got excited?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
He got Aaron Judge now has thirty five games this
season where he homered and drove in multiple runs?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 8 (26:40):
Well? It would be too much, but I'll say that enough.
Speaker 9 (26:44):
Fy.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
That's right? Yeah, not enough? He has had thirty nine
touch games.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
That's the most by any player in a single season
in baseball history.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Question number two of the show who.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Question two, there are seven running backs with more touchdowns
then games played this season.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (27:09):
And see that's too much?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Are you sure about that?
Speaker 8 (27:15):
I could say that enough and I'll stick it. Too much?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, let's find out that is right?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
There are five James dominating Derrick, Henry, Tyan, Williams, Kenth,
Walker and Montgomery and Kamara.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Question number three. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Since the start of last season, there are only three
quarterbacks with more interceptions thrown than Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
That's let's see. If I'm paying a conser to the show,
I believe that's too much.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
All right, let's find out. Well, and the history has
been made.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Only one quarterback has more than my home since the
start of last season. That's Sam Howe. So you've already
gotten one golden ticket. We'll keep going, James, you can
win another one.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
Let's go for the Gusto, says Pat Trestow, and Testo
my primary priest.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
All right, question four for hollering James.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
The Ravens have had twenty five consecutive games with one
hundred plus rushing yards? Is that too much or not
enough for Baltimore?
Speaker 8 (28:47):
Figure? It's hit the question, but I'm sorry it's.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Here, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
The Ravens have had twenty five consecutive games. They're going
back a while now. One hundred plus rushing yards too
much or not enough?
Speaker 8 (29:01):
That's uh shee too much?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
All right, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
All right, the street has ended. But you did win
a golden ticket, James. The answer was not enough. They
have had thirty nine consecutive games. And so James, are
you gonna keep the golden ticket or give it to
Tammy in Montana?
Speaker 8 (29:21):
Well, I haven't talked to Tammy in a while because
she's deserving of it. I have to surrender that golden
ticket that tammy.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Okay, good coop, Coop. He didn't he didn't need the
golden tickets. See, he wanted to.
Speaker 8 (29:34):
Play in the show and I shouldn't have guessed. That's
not enough.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh all right, who cares? You won the game? That's
all that matters. So there's hollering, James.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
And if you want to call up for the Queen
of Hearts, you have a relationship.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Later question a life question, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Now you a board certified expert.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Lorena.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, you know I've read my Sex Coach book like
seven times. Ben.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
And you when you were a kid, you worked on
like sandwich board. So you are board certified.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yes, at Charcooterie board certified.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
As that is correct. You like all kinds of exotic cheeses.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
So Lorena is here eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's her segment.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Also keep those questions coming in hashtag Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And we'll get to Lorena and the Queen of Hearts
will do it next.
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Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's a it bos with rain a tennin.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Clean up hearts going to help you.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Dear Ry gear Rie to night, gear Right to night,
dear Ry.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You heard the man. It's time for some love here
on the Ben mala Show.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
The voice of love, that's it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
That's mine.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yes, yes, not my voice, no, no, no, not my
voice at all. The boys have a lot of questions
for you. Don't see any women asking questions. It's all dudes.
Let's see who do we have here?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
The majority of our listeners are men, and those are
the ones who usually have issues. You know, Is that
right in the love department?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Late nights drug tester says someone I know just recently
changed his last name.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Should I warn his wife that he has a double life.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Wait wait, wait, your friend changed his last name and
his wife what.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Just go with it, Lorena, he said, this is Late
Night's Rugchester. He said, someone I know just recently changed
his last name. Should I warn his wife that he
has a double life?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Okay, then yes. If she has no idea of who
he really is, then yes I would if, especially if
he's trying to hide something. Why do you change your name?
Speaker 9 (32:23):
Like?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Are you are you trying to not be who you were?
Or do you not people not want them to know
who you were?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Modern day James Bond could be? I said, no women.
But Eileen is a woman, she says, Lorena. Are you
also a fan of Broadway?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I love Broadway?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
You've never been to Broadway though, right.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
I've been to the Pantagious that counts.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No, but you've not actual broad You gotta get to
New York and go to Broadway.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Well, yes, yes, you're right. But I have seen live
musical shows in nice theaters.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Eh, okay, what do you like about it? You feel cultured?
Speaker 8 (32:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, no, no, I just I appreciate the art of
people performing live. Yeah, all right, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Like me, I'm performing live every night.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Every day that I was thinking about you performing the
other day because I was like, wow, he really does
put so much love and effort into a show, and
I thought it was all just natural.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, no, work hard to be this natural, Matt Jack writes.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Since it is my other half who wants to do
Christmas separately from now on, she says, my family gives
her anxiety.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh I don't want that. It makes me sad. What
should I do?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah, that's a hard one to be honest. One of
my exes hated going to any family events, but he
forced me to go to all of his, and I'm like, where,
where and why does this make sense?
Speaker 4 (33:42):
You have to go?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, you decided to be with me. You decided to
be with my family, even if they're a little trashy.
Sometimes you just got to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, now you can negotiate.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, you can negotiate. If I get home later, you
can treat me to something nice if you don't go, Oh,
there's that.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Or you could do like, let's do a time limit,
like do an Irish.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Goodbye, right, big introduction, because people don't notice when you leave, make.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Me look when you're done. When that's all you can
take like, let me know and I'll leave. But I
know this, you have to show up.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
This is your segment, Larna.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
But my advice to the wife is always we mentioned
Broadway show or Vegas show, I would say ninety minutes, okay,
ninety minutes. A Broadway show is ninety minutes, a Vegas
show is ninety minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
So if you appear at a.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Party ninety minutes, have an intermission, take a break in
the middle, and get the hell out of there after
ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
I think, I think that's brilliant. Ben right, I should.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Write a book about that. The ninety minute rule.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Don't go too far.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
But yeah, no, all right, you don't have to bury
my dreams here.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Og r Puffin says, how about this for a love song,
sex type thing from these Stone Temple pilots.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Sex tap thing? Is that a real song or are
we making a song?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I don't know, just sayext tap thing.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
I can make a song of that.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
King Roy writes, and he says, how true is the
saying that love is love no matter the raise, sex, gender,
or age? King Rory, Yeah, actually that's.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
A really good, uh good question, Rory, because sex is
so fluid with what you like, how you feel and
all that fun jazz. It changes from day to day
for some people. Whatever floats your boat, man, whatever makes
you happy, whatever turns you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
On, is good for you, right right, Yeah, as long
as it's legal. Not as long as you're not.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Doing anything with dead bodies. I mean, everything's fine.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, in some places it might be legal. Let's say
hello to Keg Drinking Steve on the phones.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
He has a question, thirsty, what's up? Keg drink and
starve stive.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Yeah, this is the.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
What's the same.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Man.
Speaker 9 (36:00):
I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Me too to wake up and not.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Too late for this. I was reading this new book
by Lisa Marie Presley and she said that Michael Jackson
was a was a virgin on their wedding night. Did
you think is that? Is that kind of a thirty five?
That's kind of a regular.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
I mean I always heard that.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
He said he hooked up with Diana Ross on the
on the set of The Wiz. Maybe he just got rottle,
all right, all.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Right, that's a very very interesting question, a very relevant question. Yeah,
Michael Jackson, Yes, I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Really know him very well, nor do I know Lisa
Marie Presley. But I did see that she kept her
son in the house for two months after her son
passed away.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
Which is grat Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
But a lot of people do save their virginity even
if they do fondle beforehand. So like, maybe they hooked
up in a different way that you weren't expecting, but
that doesn't necessally mean it was fornication.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Okay, very detailed, Thank you. It's the Queen of Hearts.
Who do we have?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
JT The wingman says, is it more romantic to surprise
your lady with a picnic or a fancy restaurant for dinner?
Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Those are both really great ideas. It depends on the
type of time of day and what kind of way
you're trying to schmooz your lady, you know.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Well, also it depends how many mosquitoes. If it's during
the summer, you don't want to be you.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Don't want to be where mosquitos are going to buy it.
But also you don't want to be out when it's
cold either, So you know, nice springtime picnic would be nice.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
A lot of questions, fer Dog, I think this is
a great question. Can you give he says, can you
give me a pickup line that is guaranteed to work
on any woman? That's from Ferg Dog.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I think no pickup line is the best pickup line
for most men.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
For Dog, how about I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Yeah that usually that's a lie. That is not a
lie line. It is not a lie. That is a fact.
It is a proven fact.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
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