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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numbper three and we heading
down to the City of Brotherly Love, where Eagles running
back Sakwan Barkley says he does not expect to be
booed by giant fans this weekend. Your thoughts on that. Also,
we'll go to pro Bouncy Ball where Yiannisi Dentacumbo thinks
(00:22):
he might be traded if the Bucks don't win the
championship this season. Give me your school of thought on that.
And Spurs star Victor Wembaniyama says he used to like
used to like some NBA stars until he realized they
don't put the right work in What do you think
of this? We'll talk about all that and more right
now here. It is our number three, looking for some flowers. Welcome.
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off later today, well, Thursday night shindig in the NFL,
the festivities that get started in the Bayou as the
Broncos try to go above five hundred after seven games
and they take on the Saints and their backup quarterback.
I'm sure we'll talk a lot about that tomorrow, but
right now our lead is not from that game. It's
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from a revenge situation in Jersey, an NFC slobber knocker
that has our attention. It is the Sequan Barkley revenge game.
As Barkley returns to the Swampland of Jersey a member
of the merge down n to ninety five. He had
a lot to say about that, and what did he say?
(02:40):
Did you hear, maybe not. Barkley said he does not
does not expect the booze to rain down from the
upper balcony in Jersey there at MetLife Stadium, from the
Giant fans. The famous Giant who said see you later,
I'm out here. They gianton't want to pay him, and
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he went to Philadelphia. He said, quote, I don't expect
a great reaction. I don't expect to be booed. Berkley state,
I look at it like this, he said, the Eagles
and Giants probably have played in over two hundred games.
This rivalry was there before me, and it's going to
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be there after me. Close quote all right, So he
doesn't think he's gonna get booed. He doesn't expect a
great reaction, but not boos. So we represent the fan,
the voice of the fans. So let us discuss the
question Eagle running backs to Kwan. Barkley says he does
not expect the boo birds to be chirping from Giant
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fans this weekend. Your thoughts on that. So I've got
Halloween costume, Belajio and hero Ball, and we will combine
all of these things together and we'll say burn baby, burn.
Remember those videos when Barkley went to the Eagles of
Giant fans burning his jersey. I do, all right, So,
first of all, Sequan Barkley playing for the enemy, right,
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the Eagles. Now I realize that rivalries among people in
sports are. You know, the fans take this stuff much
more seriously that we take this stuff more seriously in
the players and everyone. Everyone's in cahoots with everyone else
in professional sports. But he is in this take where
the Giant fans knocking to boom. He's a babe in
the woods, not an Eagle. He's a babe in the woods. Right.
(04:28):
Tell me you don't understand being a fan is all about.
He is a fanatical approach here and Barkley, there's nothing
he can do here. He's committed a fashion faux paus,
if you will. His Halloween costume is offensive to Harden
Giant fans. And we say this when players return to
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play an old opponent. The time to celebrate that particular
person is when they're retired. I even think these celebrations
are hokey and cornball and all that stuff, But if
you want to do it, it's down the line when
the player retires. Now, when they're wearing the other laundry,
and so you're actually rooting, as Jerry Seinfeld taught me
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years ago, you're rooting for the clothes when you get
right down to it. So he's wearing the wrong clothes,
he's got the wrong Barkley's got the wrong Halloween costume on.
It is a wardrobe malfunction. But he will forever be
seen as a trader to the hardened giant fan. Is
that an outrageous position? I don't believe it is.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
If you're a casual fan, you don't really care that much,
that's fine, But I'm talking about the hardcore, fanatical fan.
To that breed of fan, what Barkley has done is
a war crime and there should be a war tribunal
for Barkley. So he's not going to get applauded from them,
and he will get booed, right, I mean, the hate
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between those teams is it runs deep among the hardened fans.
And he'll be booed. He'll be booed early, he'll be
booed often. The only way he is cheered, there's only one.
I thought of this when I was coming to the city.
The only way he gets cheered is if he from balls,
if he fumbles the ball, they'll cheer him. Or if
some somehow he gets hurt, and then they'll be like,
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oh there'll be that that Bronx cheer. They'll be, oh,
you got hurt, I'll celebrate that all right. Now. Secondly
we pivot quickly. We pivot now to pro bouncy ball.
A couple of good stories here. The season beginning in
just days and it's opening night I think next week,
I believe is opening night in the NBA. And Yannis A.
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Denta Coombo, better known as the Freaky Freak, the Greek Freak,
Coombo thinks that he might might be traded if the
Bucks do not win the championship this upcoming season. Give
me your school of thought on that. From yanis a
dent to Coombo. So on the surface it sounds like
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a rather benign comment, right, it's like, well, we won
the championship, I'll get to stay. If not, maybe I'll
go somewhere else. But putting it under the Mallard microscope.
Under the Mallard microscope, the Greek Freak is laying the
groundwork for a departure. And if you haven't figured this
out by now, I assume you do follow the sporting
life right, that the transaction is the most important thing
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in the business of basketball, how that operation works, That
what we know of basketball is that the transaction is
vital to fan engagement. That the regular season is often horrendous,
and every couple of seasons, the NBA power brokers, they
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operate like they're at a card table at the Bellagio
in Vegas, and they reshuffle the deck, right, they reshuffle
the deck and hear the and everywhere, and players relocate,
And that's just how it works. It's a mass migration
of stars, and they normally go to the same three
or four teams, and that's usually how that goes. It's
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a relocation situation, classic classic.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
In the NBA.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Plus Yannis, when he first got to the Bucks, he's
always the guy. I want to be in Milwaukee forever.
I don't want to go anywhere else. You know, he's
a look down upon playing in New York or LA.
But he's evolved, he's changed, and he has sung a
different tune. And if you look at the timeline, if
you follow past NBA scripts, Lebron's about to retire. Bronnie
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James can't play so the Lakers are gonna have to
find their next star. Yannis leaving the Bucks. You know,
you put two and two together, You're like, why not
everyone else ends up there? All right? Final thought, we
stick with pro bouncy ball just to annoy Justin in Cincinnati.
I loved, I absolutely love this quote. It was so good.
We talk about the news of the day. Now. I
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don't know what I'm gonna talk about when I wake up,
and we just figure out what's interesting and what's exciting,
and we go where the story is taking. So Spurs
star Victor webban Yama, the Parisian prodigy. Victor webban Yama
said recently that he used to like some NBA stars
until he realized that they don't put the work in.
(09:18):
They don't put the right work in falls quote. What
do you think of that? So it's obviously telling, right,
it's obviously telling. The Parisian prodigy is learning a valuable
life lesson very important lifeless. In the case of pro
bouncy Ball, we'll call it hero ball, all right, I'm
(09:41):
gonna call it hero ball. And it really applies for
anything like never meet your heroes you're not supposed to.
And because you'll only be disappointed you meet the people
you look up to. That's usually how that works. And
I know i've i've. When I got to raided, I
was a very very young kid. I was nineteen when
I got into radio, and I was assigned to be
(10:02):
like a reporter. I was covering sports and stuff, but
I was on a different rate of Some of the
people were the laziest sobs, right, No, prep would just
read off like ESPN dot com or whatever back and then,
and they didn't have that, they didn't have the Internet
to read off. But they were just lazy, just ridiculously lazy.
And there's a lot of in any business, there's a
lot of punch the clock guys. And yeah, it seems
(10:25):
like Victor Webbanyama's he didn't name any names. I mean,
we can speculate who he's talking about, like Luca, Could
it be Luca? Is he talking about Luca cutting corners?
There's a lot of these guys, and there's endless possibilities here,
but people that just do the bare minimum and you
happen to be really really good in one area. It's
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my belief that everyone has a superpower, and if you're
really good at basketball, and you're in your early twenties
or mid twenties. You can cut corners. You don't have
to put the full amount of work in and do
the bare minimum. And in baseball there's a term they use,
and it's not really a basketball terms called eyewash, and
it's giving the appearance that you're hustling fake hustle. I said, well,
how can you do that in basketball? I's like, well, listen,
(11:10):
I like the clips the People's Team. They got a
guy on there, James Harden. A lot of fake hustle
at a lot of fake It makes you wonder though,
who he was specifically referring to that somebody he met,
Victor Wembanyama, who he realized was a fat toad and
just didn't put the work in and just got by
based on raw ability. And I'd love them though, And
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maybe he'll say at some point, but he didn't say it.
Now he's not a big enough star yet to say it.
He's got to wait a little bit longer. It is
The Ben Mahler Show, If you would like to be
Part eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven
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then we have asked Ben time now for the Maler
in Love today. Here is the Mallor riddle of the day.
A lawyer wants YouTuber Jake Paul investigated for blank, and
he's gonna be in a big fight coming up with
Mike Tyson. But a lawyer wants Jake Paul investigated for blank.
(12:20):
That is the Mallor riddle Love the Day. The answer,
We'll get to it, and we will do it next.
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Speaker 1 (13:12):
Time now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
here it is, go do kind of kind of boxing anyway.
Lawyer wants that annoying YouTuber Jake Paul investigated for blank.
That is the Mallar riddle of the day. What is
(13:32):
the answer, And let's see does anyone know the answer?
Art Puffin says A lawyer wants Jake Paul investigated for
shacking up with weed man hippie smuggling gerbils guess by
late Night drug tester being a possible furry from Donkey Sausage. Well,
(13:54):
we'd have to check with our furry expert, fer Dog,
who says identity theft Jake and Logan Paul are the
same person. Yeah, Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, says Lenny Dykstra,
that's an interesting photo of Lenny Schrekanery from alf the
Alien O Piner. That's his answer. Who else do we
(14:15):
have cute kittens? Mailing cute kittens to the United Arab
Emirates from King Rory investigated for COVID relief fund fraud
from Milkman Mike. Who else? Do we have fixed Etsy
here winning bets from John? We have rectile dysfunction medicine
(14:37):
from masshole Mickey Eke and Roseville, Minnesota said stealing money
is the answer. Spaccoli says, the answer is eating a
cotton candy crusted bacon at the Texas State Fair. That's
the answer. Dear God, it's good Andy from Lion o' Lakes,
Minnesota says. The lawyer wants Jake Paul investigated for impersonating
(14:59):
a boxer. JOHNNYQ says, and also that boy Malcolm Cooties
that they want him investigated for cooties. That is the answer.
All right, Eddie, do you have an answer? It's the
malor riddle of the day. A lawyer wants YouTuber Jake
Paul investigated for blank.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
For collecting a dead whale with Robert F. Kennedy Junior.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Well, that's unfortunate and also wrong the correct answer. Lawyer
believes Jake Paul should be investigated ahead of his fight
with Mike Tyson because apparently he's been accused of fixing fights.
Fight fixing is the accusation. Paul went to viral. Apparently
(15:43):
he offered Mike Tyson five million dollars if he lasted
more than four rounds in their fight, which is coming up.
And some lawyers like, hey, wait a minute here, Jake
Paul betting five million if he makes it past the
fourth and et cetera. Says Texas says, this is a
professional bout, not an exhibition bout. You can bet on it.
(16:07):
And if you have a real sporting event with attempted
side deals that can impact the outcome, that is not
a good luck saw there.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
You go.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Sure, the State of Texas will get right on that,
and there'll be a legal papers drawn up, a sco
to phones, we'll say hello to blind Scott who's on
the north end of Boston and he's speaking in front
of city Hall tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, hello, Yeah, I got more information on that. I
was dodging their calls for a while. It said they're
going to give this police officer, I guess he's not
gonna be able to work. Every going to give him
like the highest award you could give a police officer,
and it's a ceremony for that, and they're going to
bring a bunch of blind people up because they're gonna
It was supposed to be Blind Day today at City Hall,
(16:50):
but they had Seafood Day instead. Imagine that they had
the blind people.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
As hard to seafood when you're blind, Yeah, yeah, well you'd.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Be like, what does it smell like?
Speaker 5 (16:59):
You wouldn't know what set like one thing or the other.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Hey, speaking of Lorena, Loraina, you don't know anything about
sports because your parents would never take you to sports
when you were younger, Like, you wanted to play all
types of sports, but you couldn't get a ride there, right,
because your parents were crunchy hippie types because they live
like in the woods and.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
They Yes, she was she was actually raised by wolves.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
So yeah, that's another thing too. I'm actually a wolf,
a furry wolf, you know.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Oh is that right? Are you a furry?
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Fry Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You guys know the furry.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
We should have a Mallard meet and Green Toronto, it's
the home of the furry there.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Who's that that guy? Remember the Mallard the meeting where
we did in Boston back in the day. You you
and the guy from Toronto. Do you still talk to
that guy? Remember? The guy that you you left with
to go smoke weed with.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah, you know that was Mike.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
You owned a construction company. I never talked to him
again after that, but he was, you know, he was
like really successfully, probably got a life and got a
whole family and everything. He's probably CEO with some company now,
you know, like like Brickley, the guy that used to
work for.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You, you know, yeah, Brickley's a big mogul, media mogul,
the brick Yeah, yeah, Ben.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
One other thing, like we had that meet and greet
here in Boston, it was eighty five degrees out in raining.
I'm actually headed over there now. I'm toulding my liner
and get rid of head out. When you went to
that famous restaurant Primos over there on the Charlestown Bridge.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
On Oh that was the That was the original one. Yeah,
well the last one was the Cask and Flagging, but
that was a while back. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah. We need to have one in Toronto though, so
we can go to all those sex clubs together as
a crew.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Nothing I want to do more than go to a
sex club with blind Scott Man.
Speaker 5 (18:41):
That's yeah, Milsia, we can have proof Malon Militia Sex
together everybody.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
You know, what a wonderful dream that would be. All right,
thank you, go away. Let's say hello to do We
have a weed man. Weed Man, hippie is in Miami,
Miami adjacent. We talk about Bluetooth the other day. Hello
weed Man, Hey Ben, how are you? Did you find
some headphones? Some Bluetooth headphones? Weed Man? No, not yet,
(19:09):
not yet, not yet.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
So so Aaron Rodgers, you know, first of all, I
never saw a guy miss two field goals in one game.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You've never seen a kicker miss two field goals in
one game. Have you not watched football before? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I have, but that was highly unusual.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
I mean really, So he's.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Got to go like seven and three or eight and
three in the last game to make the playoffs, right.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, typically you have to get to like ten wins.
Usually they have two, so they would have to have
played six games if you do the math on this,
and there are winnable games coming out like Pittsburgh's not
great New England after that, Arizona sucks. I mean, there's
some winnable games for the Jets upcoming, and.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Hopefully he can get a win from where he wouldn't
get a win like cho Bluke, like for what happened Sunday.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, well the Jets are actually favored in that game
at Pittsburgh. They're a small favorite in that game for whatever.
That's what?
Speaker 5 (20:15):
So yeah, sure, hey Tom Brady, it brought one team.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
With one percent?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
What is that two fair him? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Well, he gets to say he owns part of the Raiders.
I thought it was it was more than one percent
of that other than one percent. I think it was
more than that. But but either way, it doesn't matter.
He's he gets to go to the meetings and the
Raiders can put him on billboards around Vegas and say
that we have Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time.
And imagine how much money that one percent will pay?
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Five percent?
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, five percent, but yeah, but five percent And then
they the NFL has a license to print money every year,
so every year he gets he makes money hand over fist.
It's the easiest, it's easiest hustle. You see Vince Carter
bought part of the Toronto or the Buffalo Bills. Vince Carter,
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NBA player Eric Vinsanity, Eric Canada.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, wow, so what they pay every year? I don't
under say, well.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, they make revenue every year, so they'll they'll pay
you buy in, right, and then you get to find
out all the internal workings of the NFL and all that,
and then you make a profit based on if the
team makes a profit. They all make a profit, so
they'll make you, know you you'll make whatever your percentage
of the profit is. So yeah, they said, why don't
you buy an NFL You should buy part of the
dolphins that you'd love that man, how about that? And
(21:38):
no show job? Come on, be all about that?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
So yeah, I mean, god, he went to the Eagle.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I mean he was a giant with diamonds there.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I mean, we didn't want him back. They were were't going
to pay him, so he went somewhere where they were paying.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Oh is that where it was?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, they didn't really want him in. The Eagles offered
him more money, so we went there. You do the
same thing, weed, man, Yes, of course. Somebody offers you
two dollars more, you cross the street, right yeah, right now?
All right? Are you still looking for a place to
move or you want to get those headphones?
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I want a place to move, But.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
The headphones thing would be easier. Does he smell or
something like that? Is he a be old the guy
you're living with. No, he's just always telling me to
put the radio there.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
I don't like it, but I'm.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Telling you the solutions. The headphone thing, the bluetooth headphone.
That's the solution. Okay, Okay, you're not gonna do it.
I know you. You're not gonna do it. You see
to complain and demand a new place to live. I
know how this goes. All right. Well, I love your
weed Man lame jokes tomorrow, so get your rest.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, okay, I'll be here for joking.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
All right, thank you. There's our friend weed Man in Miami,
where he goes only he knows.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
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Speaker 3 (23:00):
So we had a really good college football game this
past Saturday, Oregon and Ohio State. And there was some
shenanigans by the Ducks late in this game. Game some
call it games of ship. Yeah, but they put twelve
men on the field to try and keep Ohio State
from getting a big play and getting you know, in
the scoring range there act and uh so they were
penalized five yards, but they took time off the clock. Yeah,
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and then the Buckeys had just one play left and
they their quarterback rand he did it, Dak Prescott. He
got tackled.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
The game is over.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
So they admitted that this was a strategy that they
did well. The NCAA has and now it's there cracking
down on this strategy. Yeah, if you if you have
twelve men on the field inside the final two minutes,
we actually there, they will the offending team will be
able to reset the game clock to the time displayed
at the snap.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Take that quack quack whack. There you go.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
They have closed the.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Loophole Donald Ducks. How crazy is it? We've talked about
this before, but like when Disney started, they were a
normal operation, not a bunch of you know, looney tunes
over there. Uh that's about probably a bad word, but
but no, I mean they gave they gave like Donald
Duck to Oregon to use. You know, they cartoon drawings
like Arizona State's mascot is the original Sun Devil was
(24:16):
Walt Disney's face on the Sun. I mean it's just
like stuff like that. But now there's such a big
corporate conglomerate. They would never ever do something like that.
It is the Ben Malord Show. As we are rolling
through the overnight hours, Legally Blind Christopher is up next.
We're gonna have ask Ben your questions are answer. So, hello,
legally blind Christopher.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's a bad job by you. Mister, Now what is that?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Why is that? Why is that a bad job by me?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
No, no, no, hold on a second, you got me off,
you finished. You need to get some hearing hates mister. Nowell,
mister Garcia's birthday is still active plus two for your
Hawaiian listeners until five am. That's a bad job by you.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I was born in Hawaii too, so that does count.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's not that's not that's not true. You're you're you're
making things up there. You're you're you're making things up.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Old man, it is uh yeah, I know I'm an
old man, but you don't have to remind me. I understand.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Everyone goes to bed every Everyone goes to bed in
Honolulu by like ten o'clock, so they're all sleeping there.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
The rest of us, you know, Will and Tom the
X and midnight workers. We just don't have any kind
of no.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
I know, but I've been. I've been. I've been Hawaii
many times. You say nothing happens after dark. It's everyone
you know. And I know some clubs and some random
drug abuse in Honolulu, but most people go to bed.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, I have to go plan it out for myself
on my next Disney adventure. But more important than mister Allen,
your take on the Lions again hurts me. I just
can't believe how often you just want to plan it.
I do nothing but compliment, and all you do is
a little, what little opportunity I have to try and
win the super Bowl. Because here's a bottom line. We
(25:59):
have a prodigy that you should have kept in our
new GM, mister Holmes, and he is going to steer
the right way to handle me. Now. Of course that
contract yesterday for ninety seven million was a joke, but hey,
you know it's not money, and I have worried about
I don't pay for it, but we are going to
go after whatever the Raiders want.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Well, how are you slamm that's I said, that's what
the Lions should do. I said, listen, you make the movie.
This is the time, and who knows how long this
is going to last? And before we know it. The
Lions will be back to being the same old Lions.
And er All said, why are they playing on Thanksgiving?
It's the Lions and they blow.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, no, no, you are saying that, and you're saying
that in pure parody, because the bottom line is you
don't like the Lions. You hate me, and I know that.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
I am No, I do not hate. I'm neutral on
the Lions. I know I like Dan Campbell. No, I
like Dan Good quote, what do you want me to
sit here? And Brown knows the Lions?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
No, no, no, just just give me a chance. It
destroyed me when I lost Hutchinson. Maybe we destroyed the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
What else for him?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So the Lions. You'd admit, the Lions do not have
a great secondary right. They do not stop to pass
very well. The one saving grace for the Lions was
Aiden Hutchinson, who would put pressure on the opposing quarterback
and make a lot of plays. Now you don't have that,
So what else do you have? Exactly? On defense?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
How many interceptions that we have against Dallas? This sweekend? Three?
So you're saying you didn't do anything against there a
great coverage of the Lions versus Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
The Cowboys are not a good The Cowboys are not
a good barometer. That's a that's a bad football team.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
And what happens when we play in Minnesota, Benny versus
the penny is going to give me a chance?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
That game is on. That game is on the TV show.
I believe I have the rundown. I'm working on that actually,
and they will tape that later today and you will
hear all my thoughts legally blind Christopher, all of my
amazing thoughts on that game. I know you're dying to
hear that. Yes, but do you do you watch the show?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yes, but you're blind. How can you watch the show?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, there's that called the audio description.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
That's good part.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Don't you understand that's a fair point.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Clearly, I know. I love all Right, I gotta I
gotta go. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
All right.
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Speaker 1 (29:11):
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Speaker 4 (29:17):
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Speaker 7 (29:40):
Well, Ben, this is a rarity. We have a question
just for you.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Oh so nice, I'm the star. Make it all about me,
Shane and Des moines Hi.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Shane.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
He wants to know, Ben, what is your favorite knockoff
food to make?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, so I I love that. The thing that started
that was the what's the name of that cookie? Is
it crumble cookie or whatever? Like the ten dollars cookie? So, uh,
my wife bought me some of those, and I was like, oh,
that's a great cookie, and then I found out how
much it costs, and I wanted to puke in my mouth.
So I found a ripoff recipe and love it. So
I would say that because I feel I can get
(30:17):
the most bang for the buck. But I've I've fussed
around with a lot of ripoffs, so I got pretty
good raising canes, ripoff chicken figures at home. But it
takes so long to make this stuff that it's kind
of like it like your time is very important. So
it tastes good, but you spend so much time making it,
it's frustrating. Loraina, you wanted to add something to that?
Speaker 7 (30:36):
You want to No, I just agreed.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, Okay, what is next? Food?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Cowboy killing?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
My cowboy Killer?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Do you use a regular or electric toothbrush?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah? So the wife got a deal at Costco. It's electric.
I love it because it times out fun fact all
right ready for this. The electric toothbrush thirty seconds on
each upper and lower side, right and left, so you're
supposed to brush your teeth for two minutes and it
buzzes after thirty seconds. So after thirty seconds, you go
(31:09):
from the upper top to the bottom and then you
go to the other side. Perfect brush teeth every time.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Eddy, I have an electric toothbrush as well. Many years ago,
I went to this charity event and they were giving
out like prizes and I won an electric toothbrush. I'd
never used it before, and I'm like, oh, this is fantastic.
I'm never not using an electric toothbrush again. So I've
used it ever since.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Because yours time out after thirty seconds, so it has.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Like the lights on it. That should believe that's.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's what it is. It tells you to go to
the law the part of your mouth.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah, I just do it until I'm done, do it, don't.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
You don't listen to the clock. That's the whole. It's
an advantage that one has with the electric towe.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
So if you do it for longer, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Well, you only need to do the thirty seconds and
then on east side.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, I do a little Mark.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
You can do bonus. But all right, that's about it
right now.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
I'm a manual your old school yes, yes, okay, all right, cool, Yeah,
we're we're what they called non talent, and so we
can only afford the manual toothbreshes.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
What happened to.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Come on that? Liar? Liar, money left over? Come on
man through? You blew through all that money? Yeah, Coop,
they have these things called sales at Costco. They're not
They're not that expensive. Okay, yeah, wait for the let
me go on sale. What's next? What do we have here?
It's ask ben your questions our answers.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Donkey sausage, Hi, donkey. He would like to know. Did
anyone decorate for Halloween?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
So this is actually funny story. So my wife loves Halloween.
It's like her favorite holidays, so she wanted to decorate
for Halloween. Unfortunately, we have like two giant cases of
Halloween decorations. We can't find it, so she can't deca
she can't there's somewhere in the garage with no idea
where they are. So unfortunately, no decorations. What about your.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, we do have Halloween decorations and my wife loves
loves lights. Now. It started with Christmas lights, which makes sense.
Obviously it's now gone to like every holiday now has
a set of lights. So we have orange lights strung
about and they will stay for Halloween and things.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Well, sure, because it makes sense. It's orange and brown
are colors of Thanksgiving, so we have orange and purple.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
But we do have brown lights.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I've never seen anybody with brown lights.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I'm sure they sell them on the interweb. I think
that would be ugly. I think purple is ugly too.
What about you? It's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
My house an Oregon is decorated. But I did not
do it.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
What doesn't really count. You don't live you know. I
don't know if you know this, but you don't live
in organ right now? You know that?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
Yes, but the house is decorated.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
We have three decorations.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Three Yeah, you get a pumpkin.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
There's there's like a it's like a plastic stack of pumpkins.
Oh okay, I seek, and then two separate gravestones.
Speaker 3 (34:11):
Games on the gravestones.
Speaker 7 (34:13):
I can't recall any.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Any fake spiderweb, no.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
No, no, But the gravestones do make noises?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
What kind of noise?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
I don't remember. I just know that they do.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Okay, well my wife did all this.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yeah yeah, you just signed off.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Has great decorations by the way, for you Penny pictures.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
Well did they pay for any advertising?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
Well no, I'm just saying I buy my stuff from
there when I do gravestones.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Cool, nice little free spot.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Costco's Costcos.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Costco is different Coscos.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
They go and get it.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
I said, that's.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Where I Cosco. Costco is a lot, but so many
people have snuck into Costco and now they have card readers.
Yeah I saw that. You a holes ruined our fun.
Oh you used to just be able to flash Costco card.
Now you got to like scan it. No interlopers allowed,
sorry Lorena. Yeah all right. You still can go in though,
(35:08):
isn't it legally in California away if you want to
buy alcohol.
Speaker 9 (35:11):
And I wanted, like, even though I have a Costco membership,
I've wanted to just say I'm just buying alcohol to
see what they do.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, you should try me. Yeah that's right. Yeah, don't
don't do it at your local Costco. Go to a
different I'm just here for the hot now all what
is what is next to show your membership.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, yeah, they're cutting down man.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
Next we have from ferg Dog.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Hi, Fergie, Fergie the Furry.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Do movies ever make you cry?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Uh? No? No, I mean maybe when I was younger,
but no, I'm a jaded middle aged man. Nothing can
make me cry this. But what about you, Eda?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
I mean not like rolling down tears. I've had, you know,
like watery eyes I guess probably watching something, but not
really like actual tears.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
Now I'm a big boob ben I cry all the time.
I was just telling Coop if we go in watch Wicked,
I'm gonna cry the whole time.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Oh boy, wow, I already know.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah your crier.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Yeah, movies, movies, certain movies can get me.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Yeah, I'll bring How about a good TV show like
Benny Versus the Penny? Will that make what is next? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
But not for the reason you think.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
You see that shirt cry?
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh man and Mooney. Every time I sit there and
I'm getting ready for the show, and he you always
hear him before you see him. He's talking to everybody?
What is next? Where are we off here? Quick?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
The King?
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Rory would like to by Rory, if flying cars was
a thing, would you fly one?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I would not do one. I would not do a
flying car for like ten years. I'd let everyone crash
their flying car of thing. Wait ten years, yeah, yeah,
because it'll it'll be a it'll be cheaper and then
be all the mistakes and all the accidents will be
taken care of.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
Any ten years is awful long time?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Three Lorena, No, Ben, no flying cars.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
No, I don't want to die. I think five years
is the right answer. That's a that's a good yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Well the other thing too, is about like the flying cars,
I mean, won't do traffic, just be in the sky,
so you're not really defeating the purple I mean, the
whole point of it would be to beat the traffic,
but instead of being on the ground, would be in
the sky.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
Well you know, yeah, only some people can afford it
at the beginning, yeah,