November 12, 2024 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Micah Parsons blaming the media for twisting his comments about Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy, Cooper Rush remaining QB1 over Trey Lance, Maller to the Third Degree, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello and welcome. It's our numb to our number two
all about the Cowboys? Why not? I know the Cowboys suck,
but they provide good sports radio, so just bear with me.
Michaeh Parsons is blaming who the media, the media for
twisting his comments about the Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy, What
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is your take on this? Also, is Michaeh parsons podcast
a problem as it continues to feed our machine, our
content machine? Also, Cooper Rush will remain QB one over
Trey Lance. Why why We'll get to that and more
right now here it is our number two? Is it
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from deep in the heart of Texas. The cowboys have
found their mojo. It took a while, didn't look like
it was gonna happen, But here we are reaching new
levels in the little community known as Suckville. Wow are
they bad? My god? I don't if you saw what
happened on Sunday, maybe not. The Philadelphi Eagles absolutely roasting
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char broiling the cowboys. The Cowboys not only beaten by
the Eagles, but also the twelfth Man, not the Seahawks
twelfth Man, that would be the twelfth Man orgo the Sun.
Even God and the planets are against the Dallas Cowboys.
But wait, there's more. Now. Now they are dealing with
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locker room drama. The drama orama in the locker room?
What is this all about? If you somehow have missed it,
we can follow up on the story now. I was
away from my post yesterday, but I can follow up
with it now so defensive stalwart past rusher extraordinary. Just
to ask him how good he is, he'll tell you.
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Micah Parsons after the Cowboys had just gotten roasted on
their home field yet again, Michael Parsons was asked what
he would tell people wondering whether or not Mike McCarthy
would be the Cowboys head coach in twenty twenty five.
Concerned about that, his response, he said, that is well,
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rather than me tell you what he said, we have
the audience. Let's go. This is Micah Parsons, Big Star
Cowboy Player podcast. Guy. Here's Michael Parson.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's about my pay grade. About if Mike is coaching
again next year, But you know, all coaching side coaching.
You know, Mike can leave and go wherever he wants.
But the guys, I you know, I kind of feel
bad for his guys like Zach Martin there, yeah, guys
who might be on their last year on That's right,
you know, because that's what I wanted to hold the
trophy for. You know, you want to win games and
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do great things with those type of legends who put
in more time and work Mike McCarthy ever did. That's right,
those are the kind of guys that I have so
much sympathy and hurt for it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, how do you really feel? Oh, I guess not
like that. Not like that, because a follow up of
those words, those words we just played for you have
gone viral woo woo all over the place. So Parsons,
he's attempting to clarify what he actually meant by what
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you just heard, and do not believe you're lying. Ears. Listen,
I never once brung up his past.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm talking and the question that was asked was about
here and that's cowboys. Did I see Mike McCarthy in
our future? And I said, that's above my pay grade.
So not once that I've ever intended or wanted to
reflect on Mike McCarthy's career, because I always knew it
was a good one. I've always had a great relationship
with Mike McCarthy, and I never even put that in question.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
All right, So you heard there that was on his
pod which seven people listen to. Parsons said he never
won through or even intended to throw Mike McCarthy under
the bus. Let us discuss. So you've just heard the
initial comment and then you've heard the clarification. So you
on the esteem panel, I ask you, Micah Parson's blaming
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the media, the media for twisting what he said his
comments around about Mike McCarthy. What is your take on
this situation with Micah Parsons. So I've got wood, Chipper,
Crash Davis, and Campbell's chunky soup, and we will combine
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all of these things together and we are going to
make burnt ends, which are just what barbecue burn ins. Man.
They have a lot of that in Kansas City. Really good,
really good. All right, So na burn Michael Parsons is
a gift that keeps giving and I would like to
on behalf of the brotherhood of Overnight gas Bags. Say
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what a peach Michael Parsons is. My God, I cannot
begin to tell you how much I appreciate and support
the mouth of Micah Parthen's. Michael Parsons in the sports
radio community is ten out of ten. Okay, I believe
he is either completely a moron or maybe he's just
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really obtuse, which is not quite a moron, but he's
just it's wild. He did not throw Mike McCarthy under
the bus, that is correct. What he did is he
picked Mike McCarthy up and put him into a wood chipper.
Is what he did, right of the wood chipper. Jip
jip jip jip jip jip jip jip gip gip. That's
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what he did. No ifs an's or butts about it.
And this was friendly fire. This was friendly fire. Michah
Parsons committed a self inflicted wound. He did right. And
then well there's the media. Hey, Micah, they played the
sound bite you said, those are your words. It's the media,
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of course, low information fans. Otherwise, I know those idiots.
Let me lick your toes. It's the media, all right,
now paytre Is. Micah Parson's podcast a problem, So not
for me. You know, I'm looking for content. I'm in
the content business, and Micah Parson's not a problem. I
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just think you should do more podcasts. I do three,
and I do this show which just turned into a podcast.
But I do three other podcasts more, Do more than
you're doing. Go above and beyond the call of duty.
Of course, if I worked for the Dallas Cowboys, I
was Jerry Jones like this is unnecessary, this is unnecessary.
But part of Jerry loves it because it's all about
talking about the Cowboys. There's nothing on the field to
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talk about in terms of success. There's a lot of
failure to talk about. You can talk a lot about that,
but Michael Parsons is supposedly one of the great players
a couple of years ago. Is at last year first
two weeks, the Cowboys beat the Jets and the Giants,
and the media, the same media that is twisting the
words around Michael Parsons told us that Michael Parsons was
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the greatest thing since Lawrence Taylor, and he was the
defensive player of the year. If you don't agree with that,
you're a loser. And then they had to play the
rest of the games. Then they had to play the
rest of the games. He has been this season a jag,
just a guy. He's been hurt most of the time
and the impact plays far and few between. Michael Parsons
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really needs to watch an old movie from Hollywood called
Bull Durham. That's what Michael. That's my advice. Watch Bull.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't want him to ever watch it because I
like the fact that he doesn't do this, but it
would if I worked for the team, I'd be like right,
here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna have to take
notes is pop quiz. And the pop quiz is all
about the movie Bull Durham. And if you've never seen
the movie, there's a scene in there that I'm gonna reference.
If if you've seen it, you know exactly where I'm
going that there's just a part of it where he
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doesn't know how to play the game. What's in the game.
It's in the game. Now he knows how to play football,
I assume, but the media game no, no, No, does
not have a poker face. Definitely. There's a scene in
that movie which refers to Jock Talk jockxby Crash Davis
giving advice as nuke Lalouche, right, and that he's giving
(09:34):
advice there or giving advice to nuke Laloushe crash Davis
for Kevin Coster. So in that famous scene, he's you're
gonna have to learn your cliches. You got to learn
your cliches, right, You're gonna have to study them, and
you're just you're just gonna have to have to know them.
They're your friends. And Michael Parsons is not believing that
because if somebody says, hey, is if you asked me
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and I was using cliches and somebody asked me saying, hey, Mike,
the question I have for you is, Mike McCarthy, would
he be the cowboy coach? You see him as the
cowboy coach in twenty twenty five. A lot of people
are wondering, he says, I'm just wondering about next week.
We had a game to play next week. I'm not
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worried about next year. I'm living in the moment. I am.
I'm bringing my a game. I am taking it one
play at a time. That's what most of these boring
athletes say. Micah Parsons like, no, I don't want to
win for him, man, I want to win for Zach Martin.
That's who I want to win for. Screw Mike McCarthy.
D put work in and then you have the balls,
the balls to say, well, you know the media, the media.
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We have the audio, Dubby, we have the audio, Moron,
we have the audio. There's no media twisting involved. You
said what you said, own ed all right, No final point.
There was one thing that caught my attention on the
field in Dallas. Mike McCarthy, who's last I checked still
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the coach. He hasn't fired yet. We'll check. I know,
we'll be all over that if any news breaks overnight, Boy,
we will be right over that. So anyway, Mike McCarthy
told reporters that the plan is to keep the drowned
Cooper Rush. Boy did he drown out there against Philadelphia
under center moving forward instead of Trey Lance. Now, the
Cowboys traded a fourth round pick to the team that
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plays their games in Northern California for the right to
have Trey Lance on their roster. Trey Lance was also
a player that the Miami Dolphins traded the draft rights
to to the San Francisco Football team for eight million
draft picks and then got upstaged by mister irrelevant, who's
Rock Purty and is still there anyway, McCarthy says the
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plan is to keep Cooper Rush under center. He says,
we have a lot of faith in Cooper Rush. He said,
everybody believes in him. That's a lie. How could you
not considering how how he has performed. Mike McCarthy was
getting a massage rather than coaching the game. So Cooper Rush,
if you believe Mike McCarthy, will remain as QB one
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for Dallas over Treyl. Answer the question is why why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
And I'm gonna go with the P word, not that
P word, procrastination. That's the word I'm using, procrastination. And
Cooper Rush is he played like a rash. I's like
an annoying rash. You gotta scratch and you don't his age.
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You don't want to scratch it, but you know you
can't stop scratching. He's a rash. He had forty five
yards passing? Is that really what I saw? Maybe? Maybe
I imagine that, maybe that didn't actually happen to He
had like four hundred and forty forty five yards he
averaged in an NFL game plausibly with practice in all week,
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he averaged two yards per pass play against the Eagles.
Now I checked. The Philadelphia Eagles are not a great
defensive team. There's a couple of good players on that team,
but they're not They're not amazing. Dallas had one hundred
and forty five yards of offense. That's it against the
Philadelphia Eagles. They blood ribble everyone around him for Cooper
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Rush to succeed. We had said this to something to
good Cooper Rush has to be perfect. Everything has to
be perfect around him for him to succeed. And a
spoiler alert, the walls are caving in. The walls are
caving in Trey Lance. Now he's a wild card. And
I had a epiphany on my long drive in to
the studio here. I had an epiphany that what the
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Cowboys are doing because Trey Lance is a wild card.
So they're taking the Campbell's Chunky Soup can kicking it
down the road. At some point they will play Trey Lance.
I'm guessing on Thanksgiving. Yeah, the Cowboys have now replaced
the Lions. Let that sink in. It used to be
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every year at Thanksgivings. I don't want to watch the cowboys,
but boy, the guy or the lunch I don't watch.
The Lions are terrible. Now it's the cowboys. Now it's
the Cowboys are the new Lions. And the Lions are
what the Cowboys were supposed to be but really haven't
been since you know your maybe your daddy or grandpa
back in the day. So Trey Lance, we under chance
I predict on Thanksgiving. And I'm never wrong about these things.
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I'm never wrong about these things. And the Cowboys are
trying to navigate an obstacle course. And if Lance plays
well in his audition, if he plays well in his audition,
that causes problems for Dak Prescott. Now, Dak Prescott's not
going to play the rest of this year, even though
some think he might. He's not. But going forward, if
Trey Lance shows a little something, then that becomes a problem.
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Much like in Cleveland when Joe Flacco sparked a little
something and the Cleveland's like, well, Deshaun Watson doesn't like that.
We gotta get rid of Joe Flacco. And so they
got rid of Joe Flacco, and now Flacco sucks in
India apparently. But the Brown brought in famous jamis because
Watson was nervous. Now Watson's heart. It is the Ben
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Bill Well, that Bill Miller man where we get him from?
What a loser that Bill Miller guy is? Can't stand
have NFL wardrobe malfunction. We'll get to that coming off
in a bit. Let's go to the phones, though, and
we'll say hello to sir scratch off. We began with
the Dallas, Cowich. Hello, sir scratch Off. The highways and
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bibles and market. It was great to see. I'm glad
you made the effort to come over to Kansas City.
It was wonderful to hang out with you on Saturday.
And did not expect you to show up. I gotta
tell you to scratch up. I thought you'd come up
with some fugety excuse. But for you to walk in there,
that took big balls for you to show up at
the landing there in Kansas City. Very impressive, sir scratch Off.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Man, I won't say something to you. I'll get to
that one a second, but I want to tell you
something I've been with you. Guys is back a step
triber twenty three years and oh Eddie Mann he was
he was. He was a cool guy man. He did
a good job and we enjoyed picking on himself.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We love Eddie. Eddie's not dead. This is not his funeral.
Eddie's very much alive. He's got a lady spit all
over me. He did and now he's probably doing it
right now. But but no, Eddie's very much alive. This
is not a funeral. These things, unfortunately happen. We love
Eddie Eddie. He's got a great podcast. You can follow
him on that and get all your hockey stuff, and
I'm sure he'll get plenty of great gets.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yes, I'm I slapping you around because you could take it.
And that's the only reason I do that. If you
can't take it, I wouldn't slap you around. But you
you know you you was gone in all nine we
is all. Who's all mad about that? You don't need
came back this thing right here. They could have got
rid of anybody else, like Jasus Smith or Don Patrick.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
We do need to know who they you'd rather have
seen them fired. We don't need that. That's not helpful.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
My wife, let me say what what happened?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Here?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Give you the real detail. What happened. My wife had
a bad wick and she hit a bridge hide your
plane in a storm, and she tore up her car
and she messed up her right right leg and uh
you know she nurses all the time, but she uh
so now we got to go out buy another new car.
You know, we're trying to get her a car. So
this weekend she was on call. She put this in
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hearts and so I had to stay home and give
her away in case she got called out. So we
just have my car all right.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right, Listen, stuff happens, I understand. Uh, I'm sure
that Terry Terry in England will appreciate that. But uh, yes, listen.
I had a wonderful time. It was great to see everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Oh you're I fired all your stuff and it's good
to see you had a good crew. And I said
the chicken fingers on that then. But my problem is
right now we need to take eight million pix ourselves
for the Rams and use them all up for a
quarterback because Matt Stafford. I had to watch that on
the APP and a truck stop and that's the most
pitiful thing I ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, he was pretty he was pretty bad. Yeah he was.
Especially they had Kyrine Williams wide open for a touchdown
and he threw the ball in the back of the
end zone for some reason.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
But the Dolphins has only got two wins, and I
had put up to that teams at Alabama. He haunted
me there. My tense balls got bree against him. And
now they come the NFL and he beat my Rams.
I mean, when is this kid ever gonna go home?
And get away from me and co hunt and he
ever time he turned around.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yes, in fact, Tua told me, he said, the reason
I still play is because I like to bust the
balls of sir scratch off. That's what he told me.
And here we are.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Is that the first time you ever been to a
Chancy Chiefs game?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes, I am no longer a virgin. I'd like to
tell all the fun people and they popped my cherry
when it comes to Arrowhead Stadium, an amazing stadium, great environment.
It was really wonderful. I got up, so I'll tell
these stories on the podcast. I feel like it's not
a pro I was gonna tell just only stories about
my trip to Kansas City, but then the news about
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it I'm sell talking sir h then the news about
the news about Eddie. So I feel like so inappropriate
for me to, you know, pat myself on the back. So,
but it was fun.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Did you get that pitche poof on your head? Because
where you said at, I mean, if I've been there
with you up there pitges you know we're using.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
My scenes were great. I had a panoramic view. I
was in the end zone where the Chiefs blocked the shot.
Or blocked the field goal. Rather on the last play
of the game, there were people leaving U I remember
talking to my friend Bob Fesco, the big morning guy
there in Kansas City, who was with me. I said, Bob,
I thought you said only people in LA leave games early.
I see people leaving Arrowhead early. What's up with that?
They just assumed that the Broncos were going to kick
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the field goal.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Ben was the sole reason that the Chiefs won. Act Yes,
he jinks the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I did not.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Yes, Bonnicks throws the touchdown pass, Broncos go up eleven points.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Ben text me b Nicks, I did, I did?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I did?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
And then they didn't score another point the whole rest
of the game.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Now, there was a horse that was sacrificed prior to
the game though, Coop, there was a horse sacrifice that
I worked out.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It was.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, Coop was feeling pretty good until the end. There,
he's feeling pretty good. He was just counting down to
the wind. You know, the Broncos are going to get
it done and all that. All right, Well, listen, so
scratch off, thank you. I'm gonna hang up on you though,
I'm done with you. So they go away. In my
opinion that it is the ben mal or so a
wardrobe malfunction. Now, this happened in the Sunday night game
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the Lions and the text how do you win a
game where your quarterback throws five intercevens? I don't know,
Ask the host, Ask the Houston Texans, because those dumb
you know what's lost to the Now. I still covered
the spread, which is all I care about. I had
Houston plus the three and a half, so I won
the bet. But if you bet on the money line
Houston to win despite getting five turnovers by Jared Goff.
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That that was the Jared Goff I remember from Random
Times with the La Rams back in then. Anyway, So
in that game, I don't know, you said, you guys
saw this or not? Maybe you're blind you didn't see it.
The Lions have a linebacker named James Houston. You know
that James Houston. It's pretty good player. So he went
viral on Sunday night during the game with the Texans.
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He was a defensive player, linebacker, and did appeared that
he had poopy in his pantsies right in the middle
of the game. There was a stain on his took
us poop to loop. Yeah, there was a stain on
his tukis that appeared to resemble the color and the
texture of a nice piece of pool. Right there, a
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little excrement on his pants. Now, it really showed up
because the lions were wearing white pants. So if you've
ever worn white and then had you know, you know
it's a bit messy. It's a bit messy. And so
this led to national mockery. People said, wow, man, that
guy pooped his pants and he didn't come out of
the game. Now he claims as Paul Harvey. You don't
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know who that is, but he was famous in radio
years ago. He's dead, Paul Harvey said, you know the news.
But in a minute, you're about to know the rest
of the story. So here's the rest of the story.
So this guy, James Houston, claims that he sat on
some gatorade. That's what he says. Let's go to our
fashion and Gatorade. Let's go to our fashion export. Yes,
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is there a flavor of gatorade that resembles feces? I
do not believe there is. Of all the flames. Now
you have the blue, you have the orange Gatorade, You
have the red yellow, but what combination? And if you
sit on gatorade, there's no chance O obves you lying.
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He's obviously lying. You know, whether it was poo ors,
it wasn't gay, it was something else. What we're gonna
do is we're gonna test that. We're gonna put Coop
in white pants and I'm gonna get some gatorade. We'll
have Coop sit on the gatorade and we'll see what
kind of stain it leaves on his pants.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Well, you know what's funny, ben is I actually asked
this question a few months back. I was like, what
happens if a player has to use the restroom or
has a tummy ache while they're out on the field.
And someone said that there has been incidents before where
there have been accidents out on the field, But to
be in a white jersey and have an accident.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, there's the couple that come to mind. There was
Lamar Jackson who ran to the bathroom. People thought he
was hurt, but he had to poove, so he had
to run the bathroom. My favorite and unfortunately my friend
Eddie's not here anymore, but the NHL Stanley Cup Finals.
Ben Bishop the goaltender for Tampa Bay at the time.
He left the game because he had die die diarrhea
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and he had to go to the bathroom because he
had the diary. Now Eddie claims, you know, Edie's a
house man for the NHL, so he says, that's not
what happened. But I believe it in my heart, into
my last breath on this mortal coil before they ripped
the microphone away from me, I believe that Ben Bishop
had die die diarrhea. Yeah. Have you ever had an
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incident at work where you've had maybe the wrong combination
of foods, Like I lead a lap who works day. Yeah, like,
I'm not gonna lie. I've had situations in the past. Now,
the famous story is when I had my gallbladder taken
out and I was walking and I thought I had
timed it where I could make it home and I
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couldn't make it home, and I realized. But then I
and I had this this epiphany. I said, well, okay,
there's a there's a public bathroom that if I if
I hurry up, I can get to that. So I'll
just use the bathroom. So I'm walking and you're kind
of walking fast, but you can't walk that fast because
you know, you know, you you walk too fast, you
go too fast to you break the berrier exactly exactly
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you go to Browntown. And so I was making my
way to the bathroom and la la la la la
la la, and I made it. I made it to
the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, it was disgusting, right. The
bathroom was just you know, public bathroom is just horrible
as you can imagine, just absolutely just foul. And so
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I'm being, you know, a bit of a whuss. I
was like, I'm not sitting on that toilet. So I
thought I would do the squatty potty. I thought I
would squat over the toilet. I've told the story of
my podcast the fifth Hour, so download that old old episode.
Alf knows whatever. So anyway, I tried to squat an aim,
which I understand some of my female friends have to
do from time to time in pupplic bathroom. So I
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attempted to do this, and I thought I had absolutely
hit the bull's eye and unloaded what needed to be
unloaded from the body, and then looked back and it
was like a CSI crime scene. I had I had left,
I had missed that is discussed. I had missed where
I thought I was aiming. Yeah. So then I'm I'm
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at the point now where I'm like, well what do
I do? You know? Do I?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, you run away? You run away. Now I was
considering operation cleanup, but there was not enough tepee. There
was not enough tepeeal arena. So that was a bit
of a problem.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And then I thought in my head, well, I'll go
home and I'll get some stuff and I'll come back
and clean it up. And I never did. I never,
I never I thought about it. And then I thought, well, no.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well you said it was already gross, right, like no
one would sit on it anything.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was already bad. But but what I had done
was next level. What I had done is take that
to the next level. So anyway, let's go to the phones.
We'll say hello to Mike the Leprechaun, who's in Boston adjacent. Hello,
Mike the Leprechaun, Good morning man, how are you? That
was a very funny story. Thank you, Yeah, you enjoyed them.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Also, in any public toilet, the toilet paper is either
not there or very it's one.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
It's one plied toilet paper. It's the cheapest toilet paper,
which is it was just stupid. I know why they
do it because any people are gonna steal it and
all that stuff, but you end up using so much
of it. But I'm gonna put out the new airport
in Kansas City, great bathroom, Great Salt Lake City. I
stopped in Salt Lake. Great bathrooms. I love airports have
(28:30):
nice bathrooms. It is so wonderful. Yeah, it makes the
whole changing planes thing just perfect. Right Salt Lake first
class bathroom. The new airport was just opened. I was
told by Bob, my friend Bob who lives there, not
that long ago. Just just a great, great toilets. I mean,
it's just what. They have a sign when you walk
to the bathroom they say how many stalls are open?
So if there's none open, you don't have to go
(28:52):
in there.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Have you been doing airport yet that has a bidet?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I have not had a bad day. What airport has
a bed day?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I haven't found one yet, But if I do, I.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Will let you know somewhere in I bet I bet
you if you go like.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, Tokyo andneda airport, you use it of course. Oh
my god, every toilet in Japan has a bid day,
like even over the seven to eleven toilet has a
been day.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's fantastic. I'm team today. I want you to know
I love the bidet.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
We should get some here in the studio.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I never thought I would love the day, but I
love the bday.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
They're also all all the toilet seats are heated, all
of them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's classy. Yes, that's solid. Yeah that's not. It's not.
You didn't call to talk about heated toilet seats and midets.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Really, No, ed he never cheated once.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just for the record, Well that's a lie. That is
a lie. I love Eddie. He cheated all the time
and all of his records are both. No. No, I didn't come.
He cheated all the time. He's a cheap I love him.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
But he cheat. What were you impressed at the Pats?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Was that impressed?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I was? I was. I picked the Patriots on the
TV show. I was surprised they won the game outright
and surprised how easy it was. And the Chicago Bears
are who we thought they were. Uh, they are they?
You know, I don't care number one pick and all that.
Now we haven't heard a lot from our guys in
Chicago last couple of weeks, Man Caleb Williams. I'm gonna
(30:25):
talk about him later, but what a disaster that guy's
turned out to be. Holy crap on a cracker.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
It should be called the Teddy Bears.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh, no one's ever said that before. That's a really
that's a new one.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
I have a few jokes. I have a few jokes
for the militia to cheer people up.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
All right, a couple of jokes.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, don't buy anything with bell.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
CrOx Yeah, why not? Okay, okay, all right, okay, So
these are dad jokes. He's doing Lorraine. He's doing dad.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Jokes for lunch?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What's for lunch? You had a clock for lunch?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It was very time consuming.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You like in kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You'll laugh at that if okay, if a vacuum cleaner sucks,
is that good?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Or bag? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah? I think that's I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right, that's enough, might don.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, all right, thank you go away.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
I actually quite enjoyed those today.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You need to laugh. We all need all we're all depressed.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Even though I usually hate his jokes, what's the passion?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We're all trying to trying to put on a good
show for you, but we're not in great mood. So
say the hello to the black Irishman. Hello, Black irishman,
your mallard?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Can you not clear your throat on the air, sir?
Please I pologize.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Am. I told my daughter I'm gonna take the phone call.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh you are all right? Well, this is what I've
never spoken with the Black Irishman's daughter. This is the
first time. Is she there?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
He wants to talk to you anyway.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
No, man, I'm gonna tell you, man what I'm gonna
tell you, you know, man, And he had to bust
some move. He just he did what he had to do.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Bro, What what do you mean by I don't know
what that means. I don't bust me.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
He did what he had to do, So you can't
be all say that. That reminds me when I watched
my mother's as cancer.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You know, No, Ed, he's not dead. Eddie's very much alive.
It's not it didn't I didn't die. Did you think
he died? He didn't die. It is alive. I talked
to him on the phone. He's very much alive.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I could kill you. I could tell you broke your heart.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Well, it's not great news when you've known somebody who
worked with him for twenty plus years and you're not
going to work with him anymore. It's not fun. Do
you think that's fun. It sounds like your daughter doesn't
want to talk. It sounds to me like your daughter's
annoyed that you're bothering your daughter. You shouldn't bother your daughter. Hey,
how you doing. You're on Fox Sports Radio. Great? What's
(33:01):
your name? Hi, Alexa. Nice to speak with you. And
how's your dad treating you? Yeah? Good? All right? What
are you doing up at this there? Don't you have
school or something? Well, yeah, that's the wrong story. That's
a long story.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
So he was in cam City this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I was thanks for coming down. It was great to
see you. We had we had a Maleman when his
kid came down from Nebraska from omahah good guy. Yeah,
his kid, his kid used to be a kid caller.
How about that? Cool? This guy he used to be
a kid call he's in college at Nebraska now and
he's going to give me a finance, going to take
over the world, dominate the world. He in fact, he
(33:41):
battled Antonio. Remember Antonio the kid called all kid call
her radio? Who's who's the other one? Uh? I think
his name is? I think? See now you're getting me
in trouble. I don't want to say the wrong name.
See if I say the wrong name, that's a problem.
I think it's Nick. It might be Nick.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
But yeah, what you know? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I was very close, but you didn't come see me?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Where's your where's your your daughter? Walk away?
Speaker 5 (34:08):
What's up with that?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
How much barbecue?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Did you eat?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
As much as I could? We had a lot playing.
And I ate the chicken fingers. I love the ben
Maller chicken fingers. They're not even really chicken fingers, the
size of like the state of Missouri. They're so big
they're massive. She said, yeah, all right, we we love you.
And call more off in there and tell your daughter
to go to bed. She's got school. Man, your daughter
at school? I assume how old your daughter?
Speaker 4 (34:35):
She's gone nine?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Nine? Wow, she's up at this hour? My god? Can
I make a request? Yes? Wait, hold on, subspriction, hold on.
I almost call them subscritch. The black irishman, the only
black irishman I've ever met Yes, Lorena, can you say, Alexa,
please play the Ben Maller show? Yes, go ahead, say.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Can you say.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Please please say the show?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
That was cute.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, thank you big fans. Alexa. Make sure she calls
more rob that, you know. She reminds me of Maggie
and Cleveland. Thank you, the Black Ivery. We had this
little girl named Maggie in Cleveland. Her dad delivers the
newspapers and and you would call up every once in
a while and she'd go on the air. This is
back when Lebron was leaving the calves to go to
the heat. And she said, go to hell, Lebron.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And it was so great that that cute, innocent little
girl voice not sullied by the wood there. She's rather
that young lady is all grown up now. That little
girl is all growing up now, and she's got her
own life going on and all that. Her dad still
listens by the way it happens fast, and Lebron is
still putting up triple doubles and on a mid team.
(35:55):
But that's wow, mid mid team. But that's fine. Well,
dourly third degree. We'll get to that time now for
the Insta Trivia. Titans quarterback Will Levis took seven sacks
on Sunday, but only lost eighteen yards on those plays.
Blank was the only other quarterback, the only other quarterback
he's ever med to. Only other quarterback take seven sacks
(36:15):
and not lose at least twenty five yards in a game.
That's the Insta trivia the answer, and we'll get to
Mallard of the third degree. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
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Speaker 1 (36:37):
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thank you Bill, Thank you Bill ton nowt for the
(37:19):
insta trivia, and we'll do this very quickly, very quickly.
So here it is Titans quarterback Will Levis took seven
sacks but only lost eighteen yards in those plays. Sunday
Blank was the only other quarterback to take seven sacks
and not lose at least twenty five yards in the
game in NFL history. That is the question. What is
the answer? John Jaha guessed by mister nice guy from
(37:41):
the minor leagues? Who else do we have? Page down?
Benny the Bowler from Cowboy Killer. Paul Pierce guessed by
Alf the Alien of Pinal That's another one. Al Michaels,
who's eighty today. Happy birthday, Al, still going strong at
age eighty. Who else? If Charlie Batch from Malibu, Rubin right, Lorado?
What do you say, Loretta? I really thought I had
this one. Yeah, all right, we did be no answer,
(38:04):
all right? The correct answer would be none other than
the iconic Rick Meyer of the nineteen ninety six Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Here we got, we got, we got smaller?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
To the third degree? This is one big Ben gets
grilled cripple it.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
It was imported the Chiefs offensive coordinator Matt Naggy could
be a twenty twenty five head coaching candidate. Ben, Do
you think someone is gonna give Naggiy another chance in
the at the big chair?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
The odds are low. However, when you look back at
what he did in Chicago, in hindsight, it's not as bad.
I considering where the Bears are right now. He got
to the playoffs with a guy who's not very good
at quarterback, and he's part of the Andy Reid coaching tree,
and that everyone wants part of that Chief's aura. And
I was there. I saw it in first hand. There
is an aura around the Chiefs right now. So I listen.
(38:53):
I I'd say there's a twenty five percent chance, which
is better than I ever thought there would be for
Matt Naggy.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Next after the Cardinals win against the Bears, Jonathan Gannon
said that Kyler Murray was the best player on the
planet Sunday Ben Murray has been playing well as of late.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Are these six and four Cardinals legit NFC contenders? Well,
they're playoff contenders because of the division, and they're ahead
of the division so yeah, in the playoffs yet, But
are they legit to win the NFC? No, they're a fraud.
I don't believe Kyler Murray. I don't buy it. I
just don't. I'm not on board. Next, so, the Bears failed.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
To score a touchdown for the second week in a while,
and it had a lot of people calling for Matt
Eberflus to be handed the pink slip.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Ben do you think that is imminent? Well, I was
on the TV show. I know you're watching it every week.
Thank your Coop. He always text me when you're watching
their Beny versus Benny. So I was why on the
TV show, I said, listen, if the Bears lose to
the Patriots, this is Matt, I'd fire him. And but
the Bears are owned by like one hundred and thirty
year old woman who you know, probably don't even know
the you know how many points the Bears who are
(39:53):
so they don't fire coaches during the season, but I would.
If I own the Bears, I'd fire him. How did
we do, Coop? You pass it? That is a wing
the butter on the park. All time leads came, all
time leads way w
Hello and welcome. It's our numb to our number two
all about the Cowboys? Why not? I know the Cowboys suck,
but they provide good sports radio, so just bear with me.
Michaeh Parsons is blaming who the media, the media for
twisting his comments about the Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy, What
(00:23):
is your take on this? Also, is Michaeh parsons podcast
a problem as it continues to feed our machine, our
content machine? Also, Cooper Rush will remain QB one over
Trey Lance. Why why We'll get to that and more
right now here it is our number two? Is it
(00:47):
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from deep in the heart of Texas. The cowboys have
found their mojo. It took a while, didn't look like
it was gonna happen, But here we are reaching new
levels in the little community known as Suckville. Wow are
they bad? My god? I don't if you saw what
happened on Sunday, maybe not. The Philadelphi Eagles absolutely roasting
(02:24):
char broiling the cowboys. The Cowboys not only beaten by
the Eagles, but also the twelfth Man, not the Seahawks
twelfth Man, that would be the twelfth Man orgo the Sun.
Even God and the planets are against the Dallas Cowboys.
But wait, there's more. Now. Now they are dealing with
(02:47):
locker room drama. The drama orama in the locker room?
What is this all about? If you somehow have missed it,
we can follow up on the story now. I was
away from my post yesterday, but I can follow up
with it now so defensive stalwart past rusher extraordinary. Just
to ask him how good he is, he'll tell you.
(03:08):
Micah Parsons after the Cowboys had just gotten roasted on
their home field yet again, Michael Parsons was asked what
he would tell people wondering whether or not Mike McCarthy
would be the Cowboys head coach in twenty twenty five.
Concerned about that, his response, he said, that is well,
(03:31):
rather than me tell you what he said, we have
the audience. Let's go. This is Micah Parsons, Big Star
Cowboy Player podcast. Guy. Here's Michael Parson.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's about my pay grade. About if Mike is coaching
again next year, But you know, all coaching side coaching.
You know, Mike can leave and go wherever he wants.
But the guys, I you know, I kind of feel
bad for his guys like Zach Martin there, yeah, guys
who might be on their last year on That's right,
you know, because that's what I wanted to hold the
trophy for. You know, you want to win games and
(03:59):
do great things with those type of legends who put
in more time and work Mike McCarthy ever did. That's right,
those are the kind of guys that I have so
much sympathy and hurt for it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, how do you really feel? Oh, I guess not
like that. Not like that, because a follow up of
those words, those words we just played for you have
gone viral woo woo all over the place. So Parsons,
he's attempting to clarify what he actually meant by what
(04:29):
you just heard, and do not believe you're lying. Ears. Listen,
I never once brung up his past.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm talking and the question that was asked was about
here and that's cowboys. Did I see Mike McCarthy in
our future? And I said, that's above my pay grade.
So not once that I've ever intended or wanted to
reflect on Mike McCarthy's career, because I always knew it
was a good one. I've always had a great relationship
with Mike McCarthy, and I never even put that in question.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
All right, So you heard there that was on his
pod which seven people listen to. Parsons said he never
won through or even intended to throw Mike McCarthy under
the bus. Let us discuss. So you've just heard the
initial comment and then you've heard the clarification. So you
on the esteem panel, I ask you, Micah Parson's blaming
(05:19):
the media, the media for twisting what he said his
comments around about Mike McCarthy. What is your take on
this situation with Micah Parsons. So I've got wood, Chipper,
Crash Davis, and Campbell's chunky soup, and we will combine
(05:39):
all of these things together and we are going to
make burnt ends, which are just what barbecue burn ins. Man.
They have a lot of that in Kansas City. Really good,
really good. All right, So na burn Michael Parsons is
a gift that keeps giving and I would like to
on behalf of the brotherhood of Overnight gas Bags. Say
(06:03):
what a peach Michael Parsons is. My God, I cannot
begin to tell you how much I appreciate and support
the mouth of Micah Parthen's. Michael Parsons in the sports
radio community is ten out of ten. Okay, I believe
he is either completely a moron or maybe he's just
(06:27):
really obtuse, which is not quite a moron, but he's
just it's wild. He did not throw Mike McCarthy under
the bus, that is correct. What he did is he
picked Mike McCarthy up and put him into a wood chipper.
Is what he did, right of the wood chipper. Jip
jip jip jip jip jip jip jip gip gip. That's
(06:48):
what he did. No ifs an's or butts about it.
And this was friendly fire. This was friendly fire. Michah
Parsons committed a self inflicted wound. He did right. And
then well there's the media. Hey, Micah, they played the
sound bite you said, those are your words. It's the media,
(07:11):
of course, low information fans. Otherwise, I know those idiots.
Let me lick your toes. It's the media, all right,
now paytre Is. Micah Parson's podcast a problem, So not
for me. You know, I'm looking for content. I'm in
the content business, and Micah Parson's not a problem. I
(07:33):
just think you should do more podcasts. I do three,
and I do this show which just turned into a podcast.
But I do three other podcasts more, Do more than
you're doing. Go above and beyond the call of duty.
Of course, if I worked for the Dallas Cowboys, I
was Jerry Jones like this is unnecessary, this is unnecessary.
But part of Jerry loves it because it's all about
talking about the Cowboys. There's nothing on the field to
(07:55):
talk about in terms of success. There's a lot of
failure to talk about. You can talk a lot about that,
but Michael Parsons is supposedly one of the great players
a couple of years ago. Is at last year first
two weeks, the Cowboys beat the Jets and the Giants,
and the media, the same media that is twisting the
words around Michael Parsons told us that Michael Parsons was
(08:18):
the greatest thing since Lawrence Taylor, and he was the
defensive player of the year. If you don't agree with that,
you're a loser. And then they had to play the
rest of the games. Then they had to play the
rest of the games. He has been this season a jag,
just a guy. He's been hurt most of the time
and the impact plays far and few between. Michael Parsons
(08:40):
really needs to watch an old movie from Hollywood called
Bull Durham. That's what Michael. That's my advice. Watch Bull.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I don't want him to ever watch it because I
like the fact that he doesn't do this, but it
would if I worked for the team, I'd be like right,
here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna have to take
notes is pop quiz. And the pop quiz is all
about the movie Bull Durham. And if you've never seen
the movie, there's a scene in there that I'm gonna reference.
If if you've seen it, you know exactly where I'm
going that there's just a part of it where he
(09:10):
doesn't know how to play the game. What's in the game.
It's in the game. Now he knows how to play football,
I assume, but the media game no, no, No, does
not have a poker face. Definitely. There's a scene in
that movie which refers to Jock Talk jockxby Crash Davis
giving advice as nuke Lalouche, right, and that he's giving
(09:34):
advice there or giving advice to nuke Laloushe crash Davis
for Kevin Coster. So in that famous scene, he's you're
gonna have to learn your cliches. You got to learn
your cliches, right, You're gonna have to study them, and
you're just you're just gonna have to have to know them.
They're your friends. And Michael Parsons is not believing that
because if somebody says, hey, is if you asked me
(09:58):
and I was using cliches and somebody asked me saying, hey, Mike,
the question I have for you is, Mike McCarthy, would
he be the cowboy coach? You see him as the
cowboy coach in twenty twenty five. A lot of people
are wondering, he says, I'm just wondering about next week.
We had a game to play next week. I'm not
(10:18):
worried about next year. I'm living in the moment. I am.
I'm bringing my a game. I am taking it one
play at a time. That's what most of these boring
athletes say. Micah Parsons like, no, I don't want to
win for him, man, I want to win for Zach Martin.
That's who I want to win for. Screw Mike McCarthy.
D put work in and then you have the balls,
the balls to say, well, you know the media, the media.
(10:43):
We have the audio, Dubby, we have the audio, Moron,
we have the audio. There's no media twisting involved. You
said what you said, own ed all right, No final point.
There was one thing that caught my attention on the
field in Dallas. Mike McCarthy, who's last I checked still
(11:05):
the coach. He hasn't fired yet. We'll check. I know,
we'll be all over that if any news breaks overnight, Boy,
we will be right over that. So anyway, Mike McCarthy
told reporters that the plan is to keep the drowned
Cooper Rush. Boy did he drown out there against Philadelphia
under center moving forward instead of Trey Lance. Now, the
Cowboys traded a fourth round pick to the team that
(11:26):
plays their games in Northern California for the right to
have Trey Lance on their roster. Trey Lance was also
a player that the Miami Dolphins traded the draft rights
to to the San Francisco Football team for eight million
draft picks and then got upstaged by mister irrelevant, who's
Rock Purty and is still there anyway, McCarthy says the
(11:48):
plan is to keep Cooper Rush under center. He says,
we have a lot of faith in Cooper Rush. He said,
everybody believes in him. That's a lie. How could you
not considering how how he has performed. Mike McCarthy was
getting a massage rather than coaching the game. So Cooper Rush,
if you believe Mike McCarthy, will remain as QB one
(12:12):
for Dallas over Treyl. Answer the question is why why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
And I'm gonna go with the P word, not that
P word, procrastination. That's the word I'm using, procrastination. And
Cooper Rush is he played like a rash. I's like
an annoying rash. You gotta scratch and you don't his age.
(12:34):
You don't want to scratch it, but you know you
can't stop scratching. He's a rash. He had forty five
yards passing? Is that really what I saw? Maybe? Maybe
I imagine that, maybe that didn't actually happen to He
had like four hundred and forty forty five yards he
averaged in an NFL game plausibly with practice in all week,
(12:55):
he averaged two yards per pass play against the Eagles.
Now I checked. The Philadelphia Eagles are not a great
defensive team. There's a couple of good players on that team,
but they're not They're not amazing. Dallas had one hundred
and forty five yards of offense. That's it against the
Philadelphia Eagles. They blood ribble everyone around him for Cooper
(13:19):
Rush to succeed. We had said this to something to
good Cooper Rush has to be perfect. Everything has to
be perfect around him for him to succeed. And a
spoiler alert, the walls are caving in. The walls are
caving in Trey Lance. Now he's a wild card. And
I had a epiphany on my long drive in to
the studio here. I had an epiphany that what the
(13:41):
Cowboys are doing because Trey Lance is a wild card.
So they're taking the Campbell's Chunky Soup can kicking it
down the road. At some point they will play Trey Lance.
I'm guessing on Thanksgiving. Yeah, the Cowboys have now replaced
the Lions. Let that sink in. It used to be
(14:02):
every year at Thanksgivings. I don't want to watch the cowboys,
but boy, the guy or the lunch I don't watch.
The Lions are terrible. Now it's the cowboys. Now it's
the Cowboys are the new Lions. And the Lions are
what the Cowboys were supposed to be but really haven't
been since you know your maybe your daddy or grandpa
back in the day. So Trey Lance, we under chance
I predict on Thanksgiving. And I'm never wrong about these things.
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I'm never wrong about these things. And the Cowboys are
trying to navigate an obstacle course. And if Lance plays
well in his audition, if he plays well in his audition,
that causes problems for Dak Prescott. Now, Dak Prescott's not
going to play the rest of this year, even though
some think he might. He's not. But going forward, if
Trey Lance shows a little something, then that becomes a problem.
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Much like in Cleveland when Joe Flacco sparked a little
something and the Cleveland's like, well, Deshaun Watson doesn't like that.
We gotta get rid of Joe Flacco. And so they
got rid of Joe Flacco, and now Flacco sucks in
India apparently. But the Brown brought in famous jamis because
Watson was nervous. Now Watson's heart. It is the Ben
Mahler Show. If you would like to be part of
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A very sketchy pro football wardrobe malfunction. We will activate
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the malor investigative arm, the malor investigative arm. We'll get
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Speaker 3 (15:43):
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Bill Well, that Bill Miller man where we get him from?
What a loser that Bill Miller guy is? Can't stand
have NFL wardrobe malfunction. We'll get to that coming off
in a bit. Let's go to the phones, though, and
we'll say hello to sir scratch off. We began with
the Dallas, Cowich. Hello, sir scratch Off. The highways and
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bibles and market. It was great to see. I'm glad
you made the effort to come over to Kansas City.
It was wonderful to hang out with you on Saturday.
And did not expect you to show up. I gotta
tell you to scratch up. I thought you'd come up
with some fugety excuse. But for you to walk in there,
that took big balls for you to show up at
the landing there in Kansas City. Very impressive, sir scratch Off.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Man, I won't say something to you. I'll get to
that one a second, but I want to tell you
something I've been with you. Guys is back a step
triber twenty three years and oh Eddie Mann he was
he was. He was a cool guy man. He did
a good job and we enjoyed picking on himself.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
We love Eddie. Eddie's not dead. This is not his funeral.
Eddie's very much alive. He's got a lady spit all
over me. He did and now he's probably doing it
right now. But but no, Eddie's very much alive. This
is not a funeral. These things, unfortunately happen. We love
Eddie Eddie. He's got a great podcast. You can follow
him on that and get all your hockey stuff, and
I'm sure he'll get plenty of great gets.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yes, I'm I slapping you around because you could take it.
And that's the only reason I do that. If you
can't take it, I wouldn't slap you around. But you
you know you you was gone in all nine we
is all. Who's all mad about that? You don't need
came back this thing right here. They could have got
rid of anybody else, like Jasus Smith or Don Patrick.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
We do need to know who they you'd rather have
seen them fired. We don't need that. That's not helpful.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
My wife, let me say what what happened?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Here?
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Give you the real detail. What happened. My wife had
a bad wick and she hit a bridge hide your
plane in a storm, and she tore up her car
and she messed up her right right leg and uh
you know she nurses all the time, but she uh
so now we got to go out buy another new car.
You know, we're trying to get her a car. So
this weekend she was on call. She put this in
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hearts and so I had to stay home and give
her away in case she got called out. So we
just have my car all right.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right, Listen, stuff happens, I understand. Uh, I'm sure
that Terry Terry in England will appreciate that. But uh, yes, listen.
I had a wonderful time. It was great to see everybody.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Oh you're I fired all your stuff and it's good
to see you had a good crew. And I said
the chicken fingers on that then. But my problem is
right now we need to take eight million pix ourselves
for the Rams and use them all up for a
quarterback because Matt Stafford. I had to watch that on
the APP and a truck stop and that's the most
pitiful thing I ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Yeah, he was pretty he was pretty bad. Yeah he was.
Especially they had Kyrine Williams wide open for a touchdown
and he threw the ball in the back of the
end zone for some reason.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
But the Dolphins has only got two wins, and I
had put up to that teams at Alabama. He haunted
me there. My tense balls got bree against him. And
now they come the NFL and he beat my Rams.
I mean, when is this kid ever gonna go home?
And get away from me and co hunt and he
ever time he turned around.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yes, in fact, Tua told me, he said, the reason
I still play is because I like to bust the
balls of sir scratch off. That's what he told me.
And here we are.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Is that the first time you ever been to a
Chancy Chiefs game?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes, I am no longer a virgin. I'd like to
tell all the fun people and they popped my cherry
when it comes to Arrowhead Stadium, an amazing stadium, great environment.
It was really wonderful. I got up, so I'll tell
these stories on the podcast. I feel like it's not
a pro I was gonna tell just only stories about
my trip to Kansas City, but then the news about
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it I'm sell talking sir h then the news about
the news about Eddie. So I feel like so inappropriate
for me to, you know, pat myself on the back. So,
but it was fun.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Did you get that pitche poof on your head? Because
where you said at, I mean, if I've been there
with you up there pitges you know we're using.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
My scenes were great. I had a panoramic view. I
was in the end zone where the Chiefs blocked the shot.
Or blocked the field goal. Rather on the last play
of the game, there were people leaving U I remember
talking to my friend Bob Fesco, the big morning guy
there in Kansas City, who was with me. I said, Bob,
I thought you said only people in LA leave games early.
I see people leaving Arrowhead early. What's up with that?
They just assumed that the Broncos were going to kick
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the field goal.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Ben was the sole reason that the Chiefs won. Act Yes,
he jinks the Broncos.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I did not.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Yes, Bonnicks throws the touchdown pass, Broncos go up eleven points.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Ben text me b Nicks, I did, I did?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I did?
Speaker 5 (21:12):
And then they didn't score another point the whole rest
of the game.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Now, there was a horse that was sacrificed prior to
the game though, Coop, there was a horse sacrifice that
I worked out.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It was.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, Coop was feeling pretty good until the end. There,
he's feeling pretty good. He was just counting down to
the wind. You know, the Broncos are going to get
it done and all that. All right, Well, listen, so
scratch off, thank you. I'm gonna hang up on you though,
I'm done with you. So they go away. In my
opinion that it is the ben mal or so a
wardrobe malfunction. Now, this happened in the Sunday night game
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the Lions and the text how do you win a
game where your quarterback throws five intercevens? I don't know,
Ask the host, Ask the Houston Texans, because those dumb
you know what's lost to the Now. I still covered
the spread, which is all I care about. I had
Houston plus the three and a half, so I won
the bet. But if you bet on the money line
Houston to win despite getting five turnovers by Jared Goff.
(22:05):
That that was the Jared Goff I remember from Random
Times with the La Rams back in then. Anyway, So
in that game, I don't know, you said, you guys
saw this or not? Maybe you're blind you didn't see it.
The Lions have a linebacker named James Houston. You know
that James Houston. It's pretty good player. So he went
viral on Sunday night during the game with the Texans.
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He was a defensive player, linebacker, and did appeared that
he had poopy in his pantsies right in the middle
of the game. There was a stain on his took
us poop to loop. Yeah, there was a stain on
his tukis that appeared to resemble the color and the
texture of a nice piece of pool. Right there, a
(22:50):
little excrement on his pants. Now, it really showed up
because the lions were wearing white pants. So if you've
ever worn white and then had you know, you know
it's a bit messy. It's a bit messy. And so
this led to national mockery. People said, wow, man, that
guy pooped his pants and he didn't come out of
the game. Now he claims as Paul Harvey. You don't
(23:14):
know who that is, but he was famous in radio
years ago. He's dead, Paul Harvey said, you know the news.
But in a minute, you're about to know the rest
of the story. So here's the rest of the story.
So this guy, James Houston, claims that he sat on
some gatorade. That's what he says. Let's go to our
fashion and Gatorade. Let's go to our fashion export. Yes,
(23:36):
is there a flavor of gatorade that resembles feces? I
do not believe there is. Of all the flames. Now
you have the blue, you have the orange Gatorade, You
have the red yellow, but what combination? And if you
sit on gatorade, there's no chance O obves you lying.
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He's obviously lying. You know, whether it was poo ors,
it wasn't gay, it was something else. What we're gonna
do is we're gonna test that. We're gonna put Coop
in white pants and I'm gonna get some gatorade. We'll
have Coop sit on the gatorade and we'll see what
kind of stain it leaves on his pants.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
Well, you know what's funny, ben is I actually asked
this question a few months back. I was like, what
happens if a player has to use the restroom or
has a tummy ache while they're out on the field.
And someone said that there has been incidents before where
there have been accidents out on the field, But to
be in a white jersey and have an accident.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Well, there's the couple that come to mind. There was
Lamar Jackson who ran to the bathroom. People thought he
was hurt, but he had to poove, so he had
to run the bathroom. My favorite and unfortunately my friend
Eddie's not here anymore, but the NHL Stanley Cup Finals.
Ben Bishop the goaltender for Tampa Bay at the time.
He left the game because he had die die diarrhea
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and he had to go to the bathroom because he
had the diary. Now Eddie claims, you know, Edie's a
house man for the NHL, so he says, that's not
what happened. But I believe it in my heart, into
my last breath on this mortal coil before they ripped
the microphone away from me, I believe that Ben Bishop
had die die diarrhea. Yeah. Have you ever had an
(25:18):
incident at work where you've had maybe the wrong combination
of foods, Like I lead a lap who works day. Yeah, like,
I'm not gonna lie. I've had situations in the past. Now,
the famous story is when I had my gallbladder taken
out and I was walking and I thought I had
timed it where I could make it home and I
(25:39):
couldn't make it home, and I realized. But then I
and I had this this epiphany. I said, well, okay,
there's a there's a public bathroom that if I if
I hurry up, I can get to that. So I'll
just use the bathroom. So I'm walking and you're kind
of walking fast, but you can't walk that fast because
you know, you know, you you walk too fast, you
go too fast to you break the berrier exactly exactly
(26:00):
you go to Browntown. And so I was making my
way to the bathroom and la la la la la
la la, and I made it. I made it to
the bathroom in time. Unfortunately, it was disgusting, right. The
bathroom was just you know, public bathroom is just horrible
as you can imagine, just absolutely just foul. And so
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I'm being, you know, a bit of a whuss. I
was like, I'm not sitting on that toilet. So I
thought I would do the squatty potty. I thought I
would squat over the toilet. I've told the story of
my podcast the fifth Hour, so download that old old episode.
Alf knows whatever. So anyway, I tried to squat an aim,
which I understand some of my female friends have to
do from time to time in pupplic bathroom. So I
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attempted to do this, and I thought I had absolutely
hit the bull's eye and unloaded what needed to be
unloaded from the body, and then looked back and it
was like a CSI crime scene. I had I had left,
I had missed that is discussed. I had missed where
I thought I was aiming. Yeah. So then I'm I'm
(27:11):
at the point now where I'm like, well what do
I do? You know? Do I?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No, you run away? You run away. Now I was
considering operation cleanup, but there was not enough tepee. There
was not enough tepeeal arena. So that was a bit
of a problem.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
And then I thought in my head, well, I'll go
home and I'll get some stuff and I'll come back
and clean it up. And I never did. I never,
I never I thought about it. And then I thought, well, no.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Well you said it was already gross, right, like no
one would sit on it anything.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
It was already bad. But but what I had done
was next level. What I had done is take that
to the next level. So anyway, let's go to the phones.
We'll say hello to Mike the Leprechaun, who's in Boston adjacent. Hello,
Mike the Leprechaun, Good morning man, how are you? That
was a very funny story. Thank you, Yeah, you enjoyed them.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Also, in any public toilet, the toilet paper is either
not there or very it's one.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
It's one plied toilet paper. It's the cheapest toilet paper,
which is it was just stupid. I know why they
do it because any people are gonna steal it and
all that stuff, but you end up using so much
of it. But I'm gonna put out the new airport
in Kansas City, great bathroom, Great Salt Lake City. I
stopped in Salt Lake. Great bathrooms. I love airports have
(28:30):
nice bathrooms. It is so wonderful. Yeah, it makes the
whole changing planes thing just perfect. Right Salt Lake first
class bathroom. The new airport was just opened. I was
told by Bob, my friend Bob who lives there, not
that long ago. Just just a great, great toilets. I mean,
it's just what. They have a sign when you walk
to the bathroom they say how many stalls are open?
So if there's none open, you don't have to go
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in there.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Have you been doing airport yet that has a bidet?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
I have not had a bad day. What airport has
a bed day?
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I haven't found one yet, But if I do, I.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Will let you know somewhere in I bet I bet
you if you go like.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Yeah, Tokyo andneda airport, you use it of course. Oh
my god, every toilet in Japan has a bid day,
like even over the seven to eleven toilet has a
been day.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's fantastic. I'm team today. I want you to know
I love the bidet.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
We should get some here in the studio.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I never thought I would love the day, but I
love the bday.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
They're also all all the toilet seats are heated, all
of them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's classy. Yes, that's solid. Yeah that's not. It's not.
You didn't call to talk about heated toilet seats and midets.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Really, No, ed he never cheated once.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Just for the record, Well that's a lie. That is
a lie. I love Eddie. He cheated all the time
and all of his records are both. No. No, I didn't come.
He cheated all the time. He's a cheap I love him.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
But he cheat. What were you impressed at the Pats?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Was that impressed?
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I was? I was. I picked the Patriots on the
TV show. I was surprised they won the game outright
and surprised how easy it was. And the Chicago Bears
are who we thought they were. Uh, they are they?
You know, I don't care number one pick and all that.
Now we haven't heard a lot from our guys in
Chicago last couple of weeks, Man Caleb Williams. I'm gonna
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talk about him later, but what a disaster that guy's
turned out to be. Holy crap on a cracker.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
It should be called the Teddy Bears.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Oh, no one's ever said that before. That's a really
that's a new one.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
I have a few jokes. I have a few jokes
for the militia to cheer people up.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
All right, a couple of jokes.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, don't buy anything with bell.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
CrOx Yeah, why not? Okay, okay, all right, okay, So
these are dad jokes. He's doing Lorraine. He's doing dad.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Jokes for lunch?
Speaker 1 (30:58):
What's for lunch? You had a clock for lunch?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
It was very time consuming.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
You like in kindergarten.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
You'll laugh at that if okay, if a vacuum cleaner sucks,
is that good?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Or bag? Uh?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah? I think that's I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right, that's enough, might don.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Okay, all right, thank you go away.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
I actually quite enjoyed those today.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You need to laugh. We all need all we're all depressed.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Even though I usually hate his jokes, what's the passion?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
We're all trying to trying to put on a good
show for you, but we're not in great mood. So
say the hello to the black Irishman. Hello, Black irishman,
your mallard?
Speaker 4 (31:47):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Can you not clear your throat on the air, sir?
Please I pologize.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Am. I told my daughter I'm gonna take the phone call.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Oh you are all right? Well, this is what I've
never spoken with the Black Irishman's daughter. This is the
first time. Is she there?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
What's her name?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
He wants to talk to you anyway.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
No, man, I'm gonna tell you, man what I'm gonna
tell you, you know, man, And he had to bust
some move. He just he did what he had to do.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Bro, What what do you mean by I don't know
what that means. I don't bust me.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
He did what he had to do, So you can't
be all say that. That reminds me when I watched
my mother's as cancer.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
You know, No, Ed, he's not dead. Eddie's very much alive.
It's not it didn't I didn't die. Did you think
he died? He didn't die. It is alive. I talked
to him on the phone. He's very much alive.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I could kill you. I could tell you broke your heart.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Well, it's not great news when you've known somebody who
worked with him for twenty plus years and you're not
going to work with him anymore. It's not fun. Do
you think that's fun. It sounds like your daughter doesn't
want to talk. It sounds to me like your daughter's
annoyed that you're bothering your daughter. You shouldn't bother your daughter. Hey,
how you doing. You're on Fox Sports Radio. Great? What's
(33:01):
your name? Hi, Alexa. Nice to speak with you. And
how's your dad treating you? Yeah? Good? All right? What
are you doing up at this there? Don't you have
school or something? Well, yeah, that's the wrong story. That's
a long story.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
So he was in cam City this weekend.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I was thanks for coming down. It was great to
see you. We had we had a Maleman when his
kid came down from Nebraska from omahah good guy. Yeah,
his kid, his kid used to be a kid caller.
How about that? Cool? This guy he used to be
a kid call he's in college at Nebraska now and
he's going to give me a finance, going to take
over the world, dominate the world. He in fact, he
(33:41):
battled Antonio. Remember Antonio the kid called all kid call
her radio? Who's who's the other one? Uh? I think
his name is? I think? See now you're getting me
in trouble. I don't want to say the wrong name.
See if I say the wrong name, that's a problem.
I think it's Nick. It might be Nick.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
But yeah, what you know? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I was very close, but you didn't come see me?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Where's your where's your your daughter? Walk away?
Speaker 5 (34:08):
What's up with that?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
How much barbecue?
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Did you eat?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
As much as I could? We had a lot playing.
And I ate the chicken fingers. I love the ben
Maller chicken fingers. They're not even really chicken fingers, the
size of like the state of Missouri. They're so big
they're massive. She said, yeah, all right, we we love you.
And call more off in there and tell your daughter
to go to bed. She's got school. Man, your daughter
at school? I assume how old your daughter?
Speaker 4 (34:35):
She's gone nine?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Nine? Wow, she's up at this hour? My god? Can
I make a request? Yes? Wait, hold on, subspriction, hold on.
I almost call them subscritch. The black irishman, the only
black irishman I've ever met Yes, Lorena, can you say, Alexa,
please play the Ben Maller show? Yes, go ahead, say.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Can you say.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Please please say the show?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
That was cute.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Okay, thank you big fans. Alexa. Make sure she calls
more rob that, you know. She reminds me of Maggie
and Cleveland. Thank you, the Black Ivery. We had this
little girl named Maggie in Cleveland. Her dad delivers the
newspapers and and you would call up every once in
a while and she'd go on the air. This is
back when Lebron was leaving the calves to go to
the heat. And she said, go to hell, Lebron.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
And it was so great that that cute, innocent little
girl voice not sullied by the wood there. She's rather
that young lady is all grown up now. That little
girl is all growing up now, and she's got her
own life going on and all that. Her dad still
listens by the way it happens fast, and Lebron is
still putting up triple doubles and on a mid team.
(35:55):
But that's wow, mid mid team. But that's fine. Well,
dourly third degree. We'll get to that time now for
the Insta Trivia. Titans quarterback Will Levis took seven sacks
on Sunday, but only lost eighteen yards on those plays.
Blank was the only other quarterback, the only other quarterback
he's ever med to. Only other quarterback take seven sacks
(36:15):
and not lose at least twenty five yards in a game.
That's the Insta trivia the answer, and we'll get to
Mallard of the third degree. We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
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thank you Bill, Thank you Bill ton nowt for the
(37:19):
insta trivia, and we'll do this very quickly, very quickly.
So here it is Titans quarterback Will Levis took seven
sacks but only lost eighteen yards in those plays. Sunday
Blank was the only other quarterback to take seven sacks
and not lose at least twenty five yards in the
game in NFL history. That is the question. What is
the answer? John Jaha guessed by mister nice guy from
(37:41):
the minor leagues? Who else do we have? Page down?
Benny the Bowler from Cowboy Killer. Paul Pierce guessed by
Alf the Alien of Pinal That's another one. Al Michaels,
who's eighty today. Happy birthday, Al, still going strong at
age eighty. Who else? If Charlie Batch from Malibu, Rubin right, Lorado?
What do you say, Loretta? I really thought I had
this one. Yeah, all right, we did be no answer,
(38:04):
all right? The correct answer would be none other than
the iconic Rick Meyer of the nineteen ninety six Seahawks.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Here we got, we got, we got smaller?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
To the third degree? This is one big Ben gets
grilled cripple it.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
It was imported the Chiefs offensive coordinator Matt Naggy could
be a twenty twenty five head coaching candidate. Ben, Do
you think someone is gonna give Naggiy another chance in
the at the big chair?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
The odds are low. However, when you look back at
what he did in Chicago, in hindsight, it's not as bad.
I considering where the Bears are right now. He got
to the playoffs with a guy who's not very good
at quarterback, and he's part of the Andy Reid coaching tree,
and that everyone wants part of that Chief's aura. And
I was there. I saw it in first hand. There
is an aura around the Chiefs right now. So I listen.
(38:53):
I I'd say there's a twenty five percent chance, which
is better than I ever thought there would be for
Matt Naggy.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Next after the Cardinals win against the Bears, Jonathan Gannon
said that Kyler Murray was the best player on the
planet Sunday Ben Murray has been playing well as of late.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Are these six and four Cardinals legit NFC contenders? Well,
they're playoff contenders because of the division, and they're ahead
of the division so yeah, in the playoffs yet, But
are they legit to win the NFC? No, they're a fraud.
I don't believe Kyler Murray. I don't buy it. I
just don't. I'm not on board. Next, so, the Bears failed.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
To score a touchdown for the second week in a while,
and it had a lot of people calling for Matt
Eberflus to be handed the pink slip.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Ben do you think that is imminent? Well, I was
on the TV show. I know you're watching it every week.
Thank your Coop. He always text me when you're watching
their Beny versus Benny. So I was why on the
TV show, I said, listen, if the Bears lose to
the Patriots, this is Matt, I'd fire him. And but
the Bears are owned by like one hundred and thirty
year old woman who you know, probably don't even know
the you know how many points the Bears who are
(39:53):
so they don't fire coaches during the season, but I would.
If I own the Bears, I'd fire him. How did
we do, Coop? You pass it? That is a wing
the butter on the park. All time leads came, all
time leads way w
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