December 4, 2024 • 39 mins
Ben Maller talks about Dak Prescott wanting Mike McCarthy to remain Cowboys head coach, Jerry Jones continuing to keep the door open to McCarthy's return, Georgia QB Carson Beck saying he doesn't like watching football, #QueenOfHearts w/ LaReina, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome, It's our nuber three and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is the hour of the Cowboys. They suck, but
they are good for our purposes here doing radio. And
Dak Prescott went on the record recently he wants Mike
McCarthy to remain Cowboys head coach, saying he wholeheartedly believes
in him. How much weight does the endorsement from Dak
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Prescott have? And what's your position on Jerry Jones, who continues.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To tap dance around.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He's left the door open for Mike McCarthy to return,
but hasn't given him a new contract.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And we'll go over.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To college football where Georgia quarterback Carson Beck says that
he doesn't like watching football. Why would he say that
he's an NFL draft prospect. Why would he say he
doesn't like watching football. We'll get to that as well.
We'll do it all and also the Queen of Hearts
will make her appearance this hour.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
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quarterback and that's my coach. Our lead, this hour from
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Speaker 1 (02:35):
Content machine is good. It is really good. And that's
what I'm worried about. I have four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A blank canvas every single night to come in and
do talk radio, and I go where the story isn't
much like the news business. If it bleeds, it leads well.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
In football. If it's bad, it's at the very top.
And a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This week, the Cowboys play the Ben Goals in the
Monday Night game, which is only on Monday Night because
of Bart Simpson. The NFL could not get rid of
that game because they had spent too much time putting
the Simpsons together to a split broadcast. Anyway, a lot
of noise this week has been about the future of
the head coach of the in battled Dallas football team.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They didn't win on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That if you have been following this subplot, maybe you
have maybe you have it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Cowboy quarterback Dak Prescott, who is walking gingerly because of
a medical procedure. Now he believes that coach Mike McCarthy,
the leadership of Mike McCarthy is enough enough where well,
he essentially endorsed Mike McCarthy as they head coached rather
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than me tell you what he said, let's go to
the audio tape.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I believe in them wholeheartedly. I think he definitely deserves
a chance another another contract. And I had a chance
to coach this team amongst and and kind of I
guess you can say more influence on his terms. Uh
maybe maybe be a good way to say it. But
but I wholeheartedly believe in him. The guys who won
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a Super Bowl. I know Jerry's attested to that. There's
not many guys or coaches who have done that, and
to have one that can do it from experience, and
I know how valuable he's been for me.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, well, that's not no implication. He said it. I hole,
I'm with him wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly deserves a chance another contract.
He said it. I didn't say it. He said it.
There was no implication he said it. There was some
other stuff in there if you parse the words that
we'll get to in a second. But that's the money quote.
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So here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let's discuss the question as you just heard, Dakota Prescott
wants Mike McCarthy to remain Cowboys head coach, saying he
wholeheartedly believes in him and wants him to have another contract.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
How much weight does this have?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So I've got at Latin Drama one oh one and
Emmy Winner, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a delicious honey
mustard sauce. The proper honey mustard wonderful, goes with chicken,
goes with pretzels, just a delicious dip the honey mustard.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Didn't like it when I was a kid, but I
like it now now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
My first thought on this to answer the question, how
much weight does Dak Prescott's endorse me of Mike McCarthy carry.
So I did the math on this, and I used
Malard math. So it's about four thousand, five hundred pounds. Now,
how did I come up with four five hundred pounds
of weight? I did the Malo math. That is roughly
(05:45):
how much two hundred and forty million dollars and one
hundred dollars bills would weigh four thousand, five hundred dollars
if you were to get in one hundred dollar bills
two hundred and forty million, which also happens to be
the amount of money that Dak Prescott is getting on
his current contract with the Dallas football team. Now, Jerry Jones,
(06:06):
he forked over the cash he paid the man. Dak
Prescott is injury prone, he is aging, and he is rich.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Good for him. But when you take a couple of
steps back, and we played the audio for you. You
could hear what Dak Prescott said when you when you
take a couple of steps back. Dak Prescott was speaking Latin.
There's a Latin term.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Called pro forma, all right, pro forma, which it's a
matter of form, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And so what is he you mentioned?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If Dak Prescott had come out and said, well, oh,
this Mike McCarthy's a boob, you know, I'd want him
in an eating contest. I wouldn't want him coaching. Oh man,
Mike McCarthy, he looked really good on television. No, he wouldn't.
He's fat, he'd be bad. Imagine he said that. Imagine, No,
you can't say this. So you got to play it
by the boy. Now, you didn't have to go over
the top. He definitely went over the top. And there
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is fear of the unknown.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
For all the shortcomings of Mike McCarthy, there's a phrase
that many of us have learned over our time on
this planet. Better the devil that you know.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So you know, Mike McCarthy, You make a change, and
things could be better. They could also be much worse
because the new coach might not like Dak Prescott, Sam,
I am, and then what do you do now? The
other part that Dak said that I thought was fascinating,
and he was giving his doors and he said wholeheartedly,
you know, new contract and all that, and then he
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said an influence on his terms, which sounds to me
like a shot at Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's what it sounds like to me. I'm parsing the
words here.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But when Dak's talking about influence on his terms, the
implication is that Mike McCarthy does not have enough power
that things he wanted to do he could not do
because of the GM. Who the GM, Ding Ding ding
dany date? Now, speaking of the GM, staying with that
school of thought, what is your position on Jerry Jones
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continuing to keep the door open for Mike McCarthy's return,
but yet not going there. So this is for those
of you in the back of the room, This is drama.
One oh one is what This is the art of
making the insignificant significant. And Jerry Jones is following that
(08:33):
same old screenplay with the Cowboys. And He's talked about
this many times how popular the NFL is because of
the soap opera every day three hundred and sixty five
days a year, and Jerry has said he said this
recently a couple months back. He said, when things are
slow around here, I will stir it up.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's what he said. I didn't say it. He said it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So in my head, I have that cartoon bubble. You
know what I'm talking about. I have a cartoon bubble
atop of my head. Is on the right side of my.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Head, there's a cartoon bubble. You can't see me, but
it's I'm trying to show you where it is.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And in that cartoon bubble, Jerry Jones with a cocktail
in one hand, and with the other hand he's holding
the cocktail and with the other hand he's he's standing
over a boiling cauldron and he's stirring with his right
hand the witch's brew. So he's got the drink in
his in his left hand and then with the right
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hand he's.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Stirring the witch's brew. Is what he's doing here.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And even though Jerry Jones has said multiple times it
wouldn't be crazy to think that Mike McCarthy could return
for a sixth season, where.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Has the time gone?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
H And even more after that, he's continued to be
a lame duck twisting in the wind.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Has not given him the contract. Jerry's the GM, he's
the owner.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
If he wants today, he gets out of bed, he
goes and goes to the shower, he does what he does.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know. He has a cocktail in the morning.
Whatever he happens to do there, Jerry, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Maybe he circumcises a mosquito and goes and finds some
glory whole and all that, and then I'll pay Mike McCarthy.
All right, final fun. We now pivot to the rare
and appropriate. Rare and appropriate college football story. What's kind
of an NFL story, but it's a college story. Several
(10:26):
of you who live below the Mason Dixon line wanted
my thoughts on the viral video from Southern Fried Football
Land sec Land.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
In the clip, Georgia quarterback Carson Beck.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Recently and this guy is considered an NFL prospect, recently
said that he doesn't like watching football. Doesn't like watching football.
He made some comment of it about it being stressful. So,
but anything stressful, you really don't want to do it? Yeah,
just I mean it's stressful, it's you don't want to
(11:04):
do it. No, no, no no. He said that he
can't watch football for fun because it's stressful. And the
way he phrased it, it sounded.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like he just doesn't want to watch film.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So why would he say this? Why would he say so?
It's a great question. Why would you say this? And
I would like to tell Carson Beck, congratulations. You are
an Emmy winner as in mental error, all right. That's
they call him the football Emmy, all right, and so
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more it's more of a tennis play unforced error. And
this part likely explains why if you have kept track
of the upcoming NFL Draft, which I do not want
to talk about right now, but I do keep an
eye on this because I know that most of my
life between February and April will be about the NFL Draft,
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the same storylines every year, rinse, wash, repeat, and so
I try to get ahead of that by keeping an
eye on the different scouting reports for the top players,
and mostly the quarterbacks, because we pretty much just talk
about quarterbacks and a few receivers and maybe a running
back and offensive lineman, but it's mostly quarterback. And so
if you read the scouting report prior to twenty twenty four,
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Carson Beck was projected as a first round pick, some
even said a top ten quarterback in the NFL draft
right now, not in the first round, despite having the
prototypical size, the pocket presence, the skill set of a
first round quarterback. You don't get to Georgia if you're
a stiff and play quarterback. But Beck right now is
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not projected to be a first round pick based on
his body of work at Georgia. And it was very
Kyler Murray esque of Carson Beck. Maybe he likes a
call of duty. He could be like Blake Snell. Maybe
you know he's futsing around on the twitch.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't know. But Carson Beck at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Is projected to be a late second round pick, third
round pick, maybe even a fourth round pick, depending on
how things go after the college football season. But that's
an interesting tale. You didn't have to say that. We
like his honesty, right yeah. He said, I avoid watching
football in my free time. And the ugly truth is
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a lot of football players don't like football. They're good
at it. This's been that way for a long time.
We've had some coaches pass through here over the years.
Dennis Green he's dead, but he worked here. Jim Mora,
a couple of other head coaches have passed through Fox Sports
radios hallowed hallways over the years, and a lot of
these guys have said, I mean, there's a long time
ago and there's oh yeah, you know a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Of our guys they don't necessarily love football. They just
happen to be good at And you know, it was
a way for them, ends to a means right that
they knew they could make a lot of money. They
were in a bad situation possibly, you know, they grew up,
didn't have a lot of money and it was a
way to escape that life and make a lot of money.
And they did it, but they didn't really enjoy it,
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and they just did it for the cash. And the
arguments always been you try to find the guys that
are really good and actually like football, because that's what
separates those that get to the next level and succeed
in those that don't. But I digress.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
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A full body of work, and Tom Brady made some
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the NFL should change the punishment for quarterbacks.
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Speaker 2 (15:17):
Approach these these slides and the implication about them sliding
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seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine time
now though for the Mallor riddle of the day. And
here's the malor riddle of the day. Cincinnati Ben Gals
quarterback Joe Burrow, it was revealed, recently paid three million
dollars to purchase a blank again. Joe Burrow paid three
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million dollars recently to purchase This is not a house,
by the way, He paid three million dollars to purchase.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
A blank not a house, but something else. What is
that all about. We'll get to it and we will
do it next.
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Remember to use the hashtag for her segment, Queen of
Hearts hashtag Queen of Hearts. And now back to it
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we go with Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's right, and we gotta payoff, We gotta pay off
the Mallard Riddle of the day. Bengal quarterback Joe Burrow
paid three million dollars, he said, recently, to purchase.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
A blank That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Ferg Dog says an orange duct tape to a wall rob.
The ambassador of Bakersfield said, some solid gold balls or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Mallard prop guy says a Ben Mallar cameo birthday shout out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I've done a few of those. I've done a
few of those.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have a five star rating on cameo that is
high as high as it can possibly get a five
star rating.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Just call me mister star.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Eloy from Compton says Joe Burrow paid Eminem three million
dollars to be his twin brother. That is the correct answer.
Who else do we have? See page down? Tammy in
Vegas says Burrow paid three million for a new guitar.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Three million dollars to purchase shares in Skyline Chili from
Robbie the Mariner fan. Who else rappid radios for every
fan at the next Bengal homegether?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That'd be very nice?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Late night drug tester they if Joe Burrow bought that
many rapid radios, he's solid.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Who else do we have? Page page down?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Smoking Joe paid three million to purchase lingerie for all
of his teammates. Moms Well, last nice, that says JT
the wingman from og Art Puffin. Who else do we have?
Fudgie went with the banana with the duct tape. King
Rory says the world's biggest egg plant. I'm sure that's
what's in the box. King Ry Donkey Sausage said a
(20:01):
comic book. I like the sausage the original Superman.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Andy from Lion O' Lakes and Minnesota says Joe paid
three million dollars for the stuffed body of Michael Jackson's
Bubbles the champ Wow very specific. Mason listener Mason and
Onion Beach says Burrow paid three million for half of
Steve Austin's The Bionic Man.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Who else Milkman, Mike and Colorado he got it? Probably cheating?
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Inca Terra says a complete set of all ten thousand
tire IRAQ tires for his eighteen wheeler, A new shower
guests by Alf the illin o'pliner, an Italian vineyard from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, who just had a nice wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Big forgets It's like a thousand years of marriage.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
For Ike in his love congratulations.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So I've been a long time and he's a great dude.
I met he. I like he man. Just a real,
real down to earth guy, loves his wife, you know,
just a wonderful thing. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Our clam writes in it says a Cincinnati manufactured doll,
a certain type of doll garbage disposal guests by Rob
Another cool dude in Minnesota. DJ Spin in San Diego
says Joe Burrow paid for a Bengal tiger mascot from LSU.
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Yeah all right, anyway, Loraine, up, do you have the answer.
It is not the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo, although
Doug Douglas and Slim Tim got it right, so they
obviously cheated.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Okay, well this is my this is my best guess
for this moment in time. Okay, I think he spent
three million dollars to have the best Christmas light display
in the city, including a real flying sleigh.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Oh, that's awesome. That's a great that's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
It's really worth three million dollars and.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
You got the money anyway, who can't take it with
you and you're dead?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Unfortunately, Bros Out that Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow paid three.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Lorena I didn't pay all. Sorry, my finger with a
trigger finger.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Wow, paid three million dollars to Warner Brothers to purchase
a fully functional, but not street legal batmobile.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
They only made ten of them. They were selling Batmobile.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
The slaves land of clothes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
What does one do with a three million dollar batmobile
that you can't actually legally drive on the street. Now,
it is Burrow such a big deal that in Ohio
they'll probably allow him to drive because he's Joe Burrow.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, my thought is, if you have enough money to
waste on one of these. You probably have a can
have property to where you could just drive it around
on your property, right.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, yeah, if you're not on the roads, you can
do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I saw a photo of this. It's he doesn't have
it yet, he's gotta wait. They're making it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's pretty cool, though, I mean there's things, you know,
what if it is as good as what the video,
the clip I saw online, it's it's awesome. Oh, I'd
buy it. You got that kind of cash, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I mean if I if I did.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
If they had the if you had the money, you
would you would go for it. Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it's a good conversation starter. What you buy.
I bought the batmobile.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Can I tell you a an old acting story?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Do you have a batmobile story?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
So story time.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
When I was kind of in the you know, final
stages of auditioning for Liar Liar, they had to have
me meet up with Jim Carrey to make sure that
I got along with him and that he liked me
before or they officially hired me for the role.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
He had a sign off on yes exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
So I went to one of his houses to meet him.
And when I got there, you know, we're doing the
introductions everything, and he asked me, he goes, he goes,
you want to see something really cool? And I was
like yeah, and he's like, I have the Batmobile in
my backyard like in the And I was like what,
because you know he was in Batman Forever, played The Riddler.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
And so we go to his backyard into his like
pool house, which I'm expecting is like you know, some
extra garage, and I go in and it's it's one
of those like kmart twenty five cent batmobile.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Wow. There was a place over off the one old
one near the Hollywood Bowl, right near barm I don't
think it's there anymore, but it was a lot of
these studios used that to use to make the weird cars,
like if I remember, somebody told me is like night
Writer the original Batmobile, Like they had some of those
cars out in front of the shop. I don't think
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it's there anymore, though, I think he moved somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But yeah, the like the original Batman, this Joe Burrows
buying the new updated Batmobile.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, for three mili. He's not buying that old nineteen
sixties version of the Batmobile. He's buying the real deal.
Here is what he's going for anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It is the Ben Maler Show, and it's a well
do a live.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let's say some calls. Let's say hello to Let's say
hello to Mark in Berkeley. What's going on? Mark? Well, okay,
do you remember me?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I asked you who the four twenty game winners were,
and you got three of them on Baltimore and I
gave you a replacement.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well? It was it was. You know, I'm not a
big Turkey guy, not that you care, but yeah, it
was fine. It was. I had some family.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't have a lot of family living in California anymore,
but one of my cousins I hung out with her
and her family and some A lot of my wife's
family lives around here.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
So it was good.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Sound good?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Thanks for asking me? Very kind of you?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Is your quiz for tonight? Who won the need of
the MVP in the nineteen seventy two World Series between
the Reds and the.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
As Reds and A's nineteen seventy two World Series.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
All right, Uh, let's see, I'm assuming the A's one.
You're in the Bay area or are you an A's
fan one? They won Man nineteen seventies.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
A's seventy two.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I've never even heard of this person. Oh really, is
it a backup or something? I mean, I can finish
you guys on it's not a backup.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Oh he looked it up.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I looked it up. You know, you don't ready know.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
What to know? Wait, the Reds who days? It wasn't
the relief picture of the Reds wanted because Sparky's pictures
all went down in the playoffs and he had minor
league pictures.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't think that. I don't think that's about that.
That's not true, I mean not according to this anyway.
It was the internet. Gene Tennis. Oh, I've heard of
Gene Tennis. Well you are you? You asked the question
that's like the worst trivia question. I mean, what do
you gotta know the answer?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I'm killing What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Ma?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, mar, what are you doing? I mean you
gotta know the answer.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
You're gonna call up with a question here?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I mean I wouldn't have gotten Gene Tennis I would
I would not hold hold, I take a break. I
would have gone like.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
What it was, Bench, he was taken from the back
catcher position and put it first base because he froze
up because of Johnny Bench. He couldn't he had no
move to first and he couldn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
But you said some relief picture from the Reds won
the m v P. The A.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I thought one.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I know you thought that, But you called up like Bradby,
like you knew me. I mean, come on, that's terrible.
I mean, I love you, but that's a bad job
by you. Come on now. So that's before my time.
But I think the A's in the American League and
(28:24):
the Reds in that period, the big red machine of
the nineteen seventies in the athletics. I guess I'm reading
here that Reggie Jackson Oakland played the series without Reggie
Jackson injured his hamstring and they won without him. Who knew?
I did not know that? Sam? I am all right, Well,
thank you or asking a trivia question you did not
(28:46):
know the answer to. I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Say hello to blind Scott, and I guess we're gonna
blow off the game. I'm determined we don't have a contestant,
so we'll just blow off the game and we'll do
the game some other time and then we'll have time
for the rain.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But blind Scott, what's going on? Blind Scott?
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Ject?
Speaker 9 (29:01):
That was an amateur sports radio called then that guy.
You know, because you do all the trivia, it attracts
people to do stupid stuff like give you trivia, you.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (29:09):
And that guy was like two sheets to the wind,
so you didn't even know. But dude, I didn't feel
safe last hour when Scratchhof called off. If you got
to go back to the podcast, scratch Off was threatening
someone's life. Like we condemn those people silently on the show,
and we don't give them attention and just encourages them
to do it more. But it's pretty funny, dude. I
(29:30):
turned for you two and I bet Ozzy Osbourne. We
got sober together, me and Ozzy Osbourne. I didn't know
with him though, because they didn't tell me, and he
tried to interact with me and Kramer and I shunned
him because he's like such a dog lover and he
didn't follow the rules. But that's my Oh yeah, one
other thing, too.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out time. I
assume you went to AA in the Boston area, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Because he loves history and that he had a guy
that would bring him around, so he would stay in
Boston like to get away from everybody. So we would
go to the same meeting at the church on the hill.
Ringo Star was there too, and you know they would
say he was there either you never.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Know, I never you never saw Ringo Star there?
Speaker 9 (30:13):
No, I never seen him, but I know he was there,
and people said it's telling an Ozzie calls himself John,
that's his first name too, and he's wicked tiny, like, uh,
he's a short well, I mean I'm six for two,
so he's like Coop. He's like probably Paul's Coop, but
he's like a Fred. He's frail at tell though. You
can pick him up, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, Well you're a big guy, Blant, you know you
you're a big person. You can pick him up. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:36):
But the I've been I was going to change my
gender market to X, but I'm worried that they might
be checking id's at the restroom, so I might hold
off on that because there's no X restroom you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know what you mean.
That guy Slash worked in our building. He wasn't very tall.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
He I know too. I read you know him?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You you don't know read?
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Remember, dude, I'm interviewed today to be on the Jennifer
Hudson Show. I have like a small group in Autorize
that I travel with to talk about being blind now
and they want to have us on that show, and
I might do that. We might do like the Christmas
thing on all the morning. Then must be in Stanford,
Connecticut where you work.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right, like, yes, we the compound. They're beautiful, Stanford, Connecticut.
I used to eat at Bobby V's restaurant there in Stanford,
so funny. I don't eve it's still there. But he
was the mayor I think of Stanford at one point.
Bobby Valentine.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
Yeah, they won't let me, they won't let me call. Yeah,
I know, I know. He invented the sandwich. I have
that sandwich idea for the blind, Mallee sandwich that doesn't
get on your shirt and you can eat while.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh yeah, we got I gotta contact my guy. I
ikes a Mallard militia. Guy owns this big sandwich chain
around the country. He's a fan of the show.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Can you give me a phone number. I'd like to
chat with him about the show. Like it usually goes
well when I chat with Listen.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, I think guy, Well, if you're a long as
you're on your meds, it goes well. But when you
go off the meds, it's a problem. I I gotta
leave it there, but thank you, Blind Scott. It is
the Ben Mouch Show.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We're gonna blow off too much or not enough, but
we're gonna have the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Anything you want, any particular line of questioning you're looking for, Loraina,
lay it on me.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Whatever you got a right.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's very dangerous to phrase it that way, but you
can send in a comment use the hashtag Queen of Hearts.
You'll get advice from Loraine. You can also call up
if you want to get on the live air.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Are we on the live air?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
As helmet Man would say, you can call up right
now eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The Queen of Hearts with Lorain Up. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
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Is I Bill Miller reminding you.
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That you can download and support this show, not only
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friend have them support the show. A Mallar holiday classic
right now here. But let's get back to the show.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Away we go.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Its other bis with lit Rain antennin clean up Hearts,
going to help you gear rye gear right to night, gear,
right to night, dear Ry.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
You heard the man.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
It's time for love on the Ben Mala Show. I'm
your side host, Lorena take it away.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I like that you have the announcing voice there. It's
was it good enough? Yeah? Sure? Why not? Yeah? And
I also like the fact that we're still using the
temporary open send in by a listener that we are
still using after all these months. That is tremendous, impress
absolutely tremendous.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I would like a Christmas version though, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
So our guy and Oklahoma wants to send a Christmas version.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You can do that is Queen of Hearts. Here comes
Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Okay, you're very specific, you're very needy. If anyone wants
to call up, we'll take some calls. Coople. Let me know.
We have people lined up for you at eight seven
seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
But the first one is gonna help you give.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Cowboy Killer says he has two questions. He says, does
age really matter?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And is it okay to be talking to multiple people
while not being committed?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Have your best life, baby, Yeah, until anyone actually puts
a ring on it or you say you are committed,
you are free to do as you please. At least
that's how the love life works these days.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What was the first part of that question?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, is it worried about? You know, does age matter?
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
No, it doesn't. It doesn't matter longcause they're not a minor.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
My parents were twenty years apart. My granted she was
a miner when they started it him.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Hello, Hello, it's in the details. It was the eighties.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It didn't count, right, Yeah, sure, well yeah, that's what
Pete Rose said when he got in trouble anyway. Matt
Jack writes in says, for the Queen of Hearts, what
are good, inexpensive gift ideas for a significant other holidays
of course.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Here, maybe you should get them a cross stitch pattern book.
It's a great way to kill time.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Random. How about adult coloring book?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Oh, you know sometimes those are cool, but also coloring
I don't know, it's fun, it's fun.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
You're about to take a shot.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
You were about to take a shot.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Just don't I'm not into coloring books. I tried. I
have my sloth book.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah. Well, now, man, if you can help this man, Loraina,
you're gonna win a Marconi Award diamonds and uh yeah, hollering,
James has called in. Oh hi, would some advice? James,
with his right hand, is getting a workout. Hello, James,
was a boo. What's up man, James? You sound depressed?
(35:54):
Everything okay, James?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
He you know my thirty six pills a day in
the morning.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
They just take getting it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Lorena, I need.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Do you? I mean, how could possibly? You might?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
You might need it.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
A lot of people suffer from a rectile dysfunction, So
you know what, do what you need?
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
To get what you need you I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You necessarily need it, you normally need it if you
have somebody else in the room. Anyway, Thank you, James
a ferg Dog writes, ins is how important is it
to drink pineapple juice before a hot date?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is that the legend?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Kidding? Told me? I don't know, but I like that.
King Roy writes and says, what is the right age
to tell my kids that Santa is not real? The
right age?
Speaker 6 (36:51):
Oh? Oh no, no, you never tell them. You just
let them see you putting the gifts out, and usually
by then they're old enough to go oh, and then
go oh, that's really sweet.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
My parents did that for me.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Well, typically you don't have to. The kids in the
playground will say it right, they're a holes.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
So you got that and then don't come and then
your kid'll come home crying.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, nowadays it's a lot easier because you got all
the answers and once once the kids on the phone
on the internet, it's over, so they'll, you know, look
everything up. JT. The Wingman writes in for the Queen
of Hearts? Is it okay for me to buy lingerie
for my girlfriend's mother? I'm asking for a friend? Wow
that wow? Wow?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Lingerie is great always you know, that's fine. Back to
that pineapple thing? Real fast.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh yeah, suggest.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Consuming it more than right before because you want it
to work into your systems.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
On a regular basis.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah, you just constantly be drinking pineapple juice, a lot
of pineapple.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
That's the other say about that.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Any other things people could drink there, Lorraine, and it
might help.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Heard any type of fruit, to be honest, can be
very potent in changing flavors a lot more citrusy though.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah, get it to taste like Kiwi's.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like a Kiwi type thing.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
No brow my mouth, but they're very acidic, which.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Makes me think of that, well very specific there.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
You ever get a kiwi and it like literally burns
your mouth because it's so acidic.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
No, anyway, Kathy and Madison writes in as she says,
your majesty, what should a nice girl do.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
If a gentleman sends her a six pick?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
A six pick? Yeah, like a six pick, like a
picture of a six.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
She sent a six pige Well, I think she might
have meant something.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Oh yeah, I hate that solicited.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I absolutely hate unsolicited.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Uh pack, like you'd like to request that you want to?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah, I know I would like to have it from
someone that I enjoy their appendage.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
I don't want to see random. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
You don't like the random.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
I had someone to do that when I was walking
on the sidewalk one time. They ran up with their
celf and they're like, what do you think.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Really?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
One hundred lie.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Man, I, that's that's an interesting movie.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
You might as well be wearing a trench coat.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, there you go, Queen of Hearts, right there. The
rain
Here we go. Welcome, It's our nuber three and.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It is the hour of the Cowboys. They suck, but
they are good for our purposes here doing radio. And
Dak Prescott went on the record recently he wants Mike
McCarthy to remain Cowboys head coach, saying he wholeheartedly believes
in him. How much weight does the endorsement from Dak
(00:27):
Prescott have? And what's your position on Jerry Jones, who continues.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
To tap dance around.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He's left the door open for Mike McCarthy to return,
but hasn't given him a new contract.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And we'll go over.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To college football where Georgia quarterback Carson Beck says that
he doesn't like watching football. Why would he say that
he's an NFL draft prospect. Why would he say he
doesn't like watching football. We'll get to that as well.
We'll do it all and also the Queen of Hearts
will make her appearance this hour.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's our number three. That's my quarterback. Well, come in
the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
We are in the air everywhere, just one hour after another.
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They just keep popping up. They don't end all night long.
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And well now we have, you know, still Kathy and Madison.
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quarterback and that's my coach. Our lead, this hour from
Jerry's world. Now the football is bad. The sports talk radio.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Content machine is good. It is really good. And that's
what I'm worried about. I have four hours.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
A blank canvas every single night to come in and
do talk radio, and I go where the story isn't
much like the news business. If it bleeds, it leads well.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
In football. If it's bad, it's at the very top.
And a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
This week, the Cowboys play the Ben Goals in the
Monday Night game, which is only on Monday Night because
of Bart Simpson. The NFL could not get rid of
that game because they had spent too much time putting
the Simpsons together to a split broadcast. Anyway, a lot
of noise this week has been about the future of
the head coach of the in battled Dallas football team.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They didn't win on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That if you have been following this subplot, maybe you
have maybe you have it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Cowboy quarterback Dak Prescott, who is walking gingerly because of
a medical procedure. Now he believes that coach Mike McCarthy,
the leadership of Mike McCarthy is enough enough where well,
he essentially endorsed Mike McCarthy as they head coached rather
(03:46):
than me tell you what he said, let's go to
the audio tape.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I believe in them wholeheartedly. I think he definitely deserves
a chance another another contract. And I had a chance
to coach this team amongst and and kind of I
guess you can say more influence on his terms. Uh
maybe maybe be a good way to say it. But
but I wholeheartedly believe in him. The guys who won
(04:11):
a Super Bowl. I know Jerry's attested to that. There's
not many guys or coaches who have done that, and
to have one that can do it from experience, and
I know how valuable he's been for me.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Okay, well, that's not no implication. He said it. I hole,
I'm with him wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly deserves a chance another contract.
He said it. I didn't say it. He said it.
There was no implication he said it. There was some
other stuff in there if you parse the words that
we'll get to in a second. But that's the money quote.
(04:45):
So here we go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Let's discuss the question as you just heard, Dakota Prescott
wants Mike McCarthy to remain Cowboys head coach, saying he
wholeheartedly believes in him and wants him to have another contract.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
How much weight does this have?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
So I've got at Latin Drama one oh one and
Emmy Winner, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a delicious honey
mustard sauce. The proper honey mustard wonderful, goes with chicken,
goes with pretzels, just a delicious dip the honey mustard.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Didn't like it when I was a kid, but I
like it now now.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
My first thought on this to answer the question, how
much weight does Dak Prescott's endorse me of Mike McCarthy carry.
So I did the math on this, and I used
Malard math. So it's about four thousand, five hundred pounds. Now,
how did I come up with four five hundred pounds
of weight? I did the Malo math. That is roughly
(05:45):
how much two hundred and forty million dollars and one
hundred dollars bills would weigh four thousand, five hundred dollars
if you were to get in one hundred dollar bills
two hundred and forty million, which also happens to be
the amount of money that Dak Prescott is getting on
his current contract with the Dallas football team. Now, Jerry Jones,
(06:06):
he forked over the cash he paid the man. Dak
Prescott is injury prone, he is aging, and he is rich.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Good for him. But when you take a couple of
steps back, and we played the audio for you. You
could hear what Dak Prescott said when you when you
take a couple of steps back. Dak Prescott was speaking Latin.
There's a Latin term.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Called pro forma, all right, pro forma, which it's a
matter of form, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
And so what is he you mentioned?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
If Dak Prescott had come out and said, well, oh,
this Mike McCarthy's a boob, you know, I'd want him
in an eating contest. I wouldn't want him coaching. Oh man,
Mike McCarthy, he looked really good on television. No, he wouldn't.
He's fat, he'd be bad. Imagine he said that. Imagine, No,
you can't say this. So you got to play it
by the boy. Now, you didn't have to go over
the top. He definitely went over the top. And there
(06:59):
is fear of the unknown.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
For all the shortcomings of Mike McCarthy, there's a phrase
that many of us have learned over our time on
this planet. Better the devil that you know.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So you know, Mike McCarthy, You make a change, and
things could be better. They could also be much worse
because the new coach might not like Dak Prescott, Sam,
I am, and then what do you do now? The
other part that Dak said that I thought was fascinating,
and he was giving his doors and he said wholeheartedly,
you know, new contract and all that, and then he
(07:33):
said an influence on his terms, which sounds to me
like a shot at Jerry Jones.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's what it sounds like to me. I'm parsing the
words here.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
But when Dak's talking about influence on his terms, the
implication is that Mike McCarthy does not have enough power
that things he wanted to do he could not do
because of the GM. Who the GM, Ding Ding ding
dany date? Now, speaking of the GM, staying with that
school of thought, what is your position on Jerry Jones
(08:09):
continuing to keep the door open for Mike McCarthy's return,
but yet not going there. So this is for those
of you in the back of the room, This is drama.
One oh one is what This is the art of
making the insignificant significant. And Jerry Jones is following that
(08:33):
same old screenplay with the Cowboys. And He's talked about
this many times how popular the NFL is because of
the soap opera every day three hundred and sixty five
days a year, and Jerry has said he said this
recently a couple months back. He said, when things are
slow around here, I will stir it up.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's what he said. I didn't say it. He said it.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So in my head, I have that cartoon bubble. You
know what I'm talking about. I have a cartoon bubble
atop of my head. Is on the right side of my.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Head, there's a cartoon bubble. You can't see me, but
it's I'm trying to show you where it is.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And in that cartoon bubble, Jerry Jones with a cocktail
in one hand, and with the other hand he's holding
the cocktail and with the other hand he's he's standing
over a boiling cauldron and he's stirring with his right
hand the witch's brew. So he's got the drink in
his in his left hand and then with the right
(09:31):
hand he's.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Stirring the witch's brew. Is what he's doing here.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
And even though Jerry Jones has said multiple times it
wouldn't be crazy to think that Mike McCarthy could return
for a sixth season, where.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Has the time gone?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
H And even more after that, he's continued to be
a lame duck twisting in the wind.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Has not given him the contract. Jerry's the GM, he's
the owner.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
If he wants today, he gets out of bed, he
goes and goes to the shower, he does what he does.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know. He has a cocktail in the morning.
Whatever he happens to do there, Jerry, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Maybe he circumcises a mosquito and goes and finds some
glory whole and all that, and then I'll pay Mike McCarthy.
All right, final fun. We now pivot to the rare
and appropriate. Rare and appropriate college football story. What's kind
of an NFL story, but it's a college story. Several
(10:26):
of you who live below the Mason Dixon line wanted
my thoughts on the viral video from Southern Fried Football
Land sec Land.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
In the clip, Georgia quarterback Carson Beck.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Recently and this guy is considered an NFL prospect, recently
said that he doesn't like watching football. Doesn't like watching football.
He made some comment of it about it being stressful. So,
but anything stressful, you really don't want to do it? Yeah,
just I mean it's stressful, it's you don't want to
(11:04):
do it. No, no, no no. He said that he
can't watch football for fun because it's stressful. And the
way he phrased it, it sounded.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Like he just doesn't want to watch film.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
So why would he say this? Why would he say so?
It's a great question. Why would you say this? And
I would like to tell Carson Beck, congratulations. You are
an Emmy winner as in mental error, all right. That's
they call him the football Emmy, all right, and so
(11:40):
more it's more of a tennis play unforced error. And
this part likely explains why if you have kept track
of the upcoming NFL Draft, which I do not want
to talk about right now, but I do keep an
eye on this because I know that most of my
life between February and April will be about the NFL Draft,
(12:00):
the same storylines every year, rinse, wash, repeat, and so
I try to get ahead of that by keeping an
eye on the different scouting reports for the top players,
and mostly the quarterbacks, because we pretty much just talk
about quarterbacks and a few receivers and maybe a running
back and offensive lineman, but it's mostly quarterback. And so
if you read the scouting report prior to twenty twenty four,
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Carson Beck was projected as a first round pick, some
even said a top ten quarterback in the NFL draft
right now, not in the first round, despite having the
prototypical size, the pocket presence, the skill set of a
first round quarterback. You don't get to Georgia if you're
a stiff and play quarterback. But Beck right now is
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not projected to be a first round pick based on
his body of work at Georgia. And it was very
Kyler Murray esque of Carson Beck. Maybe he likes a
call of duty. He could be like Blake Snell. Maybe
you know he's futsing around on the twitch.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't know. But Carson Beck at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Is projected to be a late second round pick, third
round pick, maybe even a fourth round pick, depending on
how things go after the college football season. But that's
an interesting tale. You didn't have to say that. We
like his honesty, right yeah. He said, I avoid watching
football in my free time. And the ugly truth is
(13:34):
a lot of football players don't like football. They're good
at it. This's been that way for a long time.
We've had some coaches pass through here over the years.
Dennis Green he's dead, but he worked here. Jim Mora,
a couple of other head coaches have passed through Fox Sports
radios hallowed hallways over the years, and a lot of
these guys have said, I mean, there's a long time
ago and there's oh yeah, you know a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Of our guys they don't necessarily love football. They just
happen to be good at And you know, it was
a way for them, ends to a means right that
they knew they could make a lot of money. They
were in a bad situation possibly, you know, they grew up,
didn't have a lot of money and it was a
way to escape that life and make a lot of money.
And they did it, but they didn't really enjoy it,
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and they just did it for the cash. And the
arguments always been you try to find the guys that
are really good and actually like football, because that's what
separates those that get to the next level and succeed
in those that don't. But I digress.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It is the Ben Mahlord Show. If you like to
comment on anything we just said, anything we talked about earlier,
the reaction heard around the NFL to the punishment, the
adjudication three games suspension, type about earlier did a full
malle monologue. Podcast will be up, but Texans linebacker Aziz
al Shire suspended three games for the hit to Trevor Lawrence.
(14:58):
A full body of work, and Tom Brady made some
comments appearing on Cowhard Sure Show and talked about whether
the NFL should change the punishment for quarterbacks.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
And there you know the way they.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Approach these these slides and the implication about them sliding
late and whatnot changing the punishment rather than just punishing
defensive players. Eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox Now,
Big Hour Ahead on the X Machine at Ben Mallor
later on this hour, our friend, our colleague here, Lorraine Ah,
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that's her name. She'll be in well, she's here right now,
but she'll have her own segment or she'll answer your questions.
Use the hashtag Queen of Hearts, relationship questions, life questions,
whatever it might be, and hashtag Queen of Hearts on
X and you can also call in for that later
in the hour and we'll take your regular calls at
eight seven seven on Fox up until then, that's eight
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seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine time
now though for the Mallor riddle of the day. And
here's the malor riddle of the day. Cincinnati Ben Gals
quarterback Joe Burrow, it was revealed, recently paid three million
dollars to purchase a blank again. Joe Burrow paid three
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million dollars recently to purchase This is not a house,
by the way, He paid three million dollars to purchase.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
A blank not a house, but something else. What is
that all about. We'll get to it and we will
do it next.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Ben Miller here to remind.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
You you're listening to a live radio program while most
people are sleeping.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Doing it live. Do it live, and Ben has asked
for your help.
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He said, he wants you to interact with the live
show and you can do that on x Now.
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How exactly do you do that? You send Ben a
message at Ben Mahlor It may be read on the air.
You can also say hello to the Coop a Loop
who is answering the calls doing some other things there
at all, bronco fan and Lorain who's preparing for later
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this hour, hours and hours of preparation for Queen of Hearts,
her segment coming up at the end of the hour,
and you can say hello to Lorena FSR Tech Queen.
Remember to use the hashtag for her segment, Queen of
Hearts hashtag Queen of Hearts. And now back to it
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we go with Ben.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's right, and we gotta payoff, We gotta pay off
the Mallard Riddle of the day. Bengal quarterback Joe Burrow
paid three million dollars, he said, recently, to purchase.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
A blank That is the question. What is the answer?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Ferg Dog says an orange duct tape to a wall rob.
The ambassador of Bakersfield said, some solid gold balls or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Mallard prop guy says a Ben Mallar cameo birthday shout out.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, I've done a few of those. I've done a
few of those.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have a five star rating on cameo that is
high as high as it can possibly get a five
star rating.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Just call me mister star.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Eloy from Compton says Joe Burrow paid Eminem three million
dollars to be his twin brother. That is the correct answer.
Who else do we have? See page down? Tammy in
Vegas says Burrow paid three million for a new guitar.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Three million dollars to purchase shares in Skyline Chili from
Robbie the Mariner fan. Who else rappid radios for every
fan at the next Bengal homegether?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
That'd be very nice?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Late night drug tester they if Joe Burrow bought that
many rapid radios, he's solid.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Who else do we have? Page page down?
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Smoking Joe paid three million to purchase lingerie for all
of his teammates. Moms Well, last nice, that says JT
the wingman from og Art Puffin. Who else do we have?
Fudgie went with the banana with the duct tape. King
Rory says the world's biggest egg plant. I'm sure that's
what's in the box. King Ry Donkey Sausage said a
(20:01):
comic book. I like the sausage the original Superman.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Andy from Lion O' Lakes and Minnesota says Joe paid
three million dollars for the stuffed body of Michael Jackson's
Bubbles the champ Wow very specific. Mason listener Mason and
Onion Beach says Burrow paid three million for half of
Steve Austin's The Bionic Man.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Who else Milkman, Mike and Colorado he got it? Probably cheating?
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Inca Terra says a complete set of all ten thousand
tire IRAQ tires for his eighteen wheeler, A new shower
guests by Alf the illin o'pliner, an Italian vineyard from
Eke in Roseville, Minnesota, who just had a nice wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Big forgets It's like a thousand years of marriage.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
For Ike in his love congratulations.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
So I've been a long time and he's a great dude.
I met he. I like he man. Just a real,
real down to earth guy, loves his wife, you know,
just a wonderful thing. Anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Our clam writes in it says a Cincinnati manufactured doll,
a certain type of doll garbage disposal guests by Rob
Another cool dude in Minnesota. DJ Spin in San Diego
says Joe Burrow paid for a Bengal tiger mascot from LSU.
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Yeah all right, anyway, Loraine, up, do you have the answer.
It is not the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo, although
Doug Douglas and Slim Tim got it right, so they
obviously cheated.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Okay, well this is my this is my best guess
for this moment in time. Okay, I think he spent
three million dollars to have the best Christmas light display
in the city, including a real flying sleigh.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Oh, that's awesome. That's a great that's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
It's really worth three million dollars and.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
You got the money anyway, who can't take it with
you and you're dead?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
That is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Unfortunately, Bros Out that Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow paid three.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Lorena I didn't pay all. Sorry, my finger with a
trigger finger.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Wow, paid three million dollars to Warner Brothers to purchase
a fully functional, but not street legal batmobile.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
They only made ten of them. They were selling Batmobile.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
The slaves land of clothes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
What does one do with a three million dollar batmobile
that you can't actually legally drive on the street. Now,
it is Burrow such a big deal that in Ohio
they'll probably allow him to drive because he's Joe Burrow.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, my thought is, if you have enough money to
waste on one of these. You probably have a can
have property to where you could just drive it around
on your property, right.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, yeah, if you're not on the roads, you can
do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
I saw a photo of this. It's he doesn't have
it yet, he's gotta wait. They're making it.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's pretty cool, though, I mean there's things, you know,
what if it is as good as what the video,
the clip I saw online, it's it's awesome. Oh, I'd
buy it. You got that kind of cash, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
I mean if I if I did.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
If they had the if you had the money, you
would you would go for it. Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it's a good conversation starter. What you buy.
I bought the batmobile.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Can I tell you a an old acting story?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Do you have a batmobile story?
Speaker 5 (23:44):
So story time.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
When I was kind of in the you know, final
stages of auditioning for Liar Liar, they had to have
me meet up with Jim Carrey to make sure that
I got along with him and that he liked me
before or they officially hired me for the role.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
He had a sign off on yes exactly.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
So I went to one of his houses to meet him.
And when I got there, you know, we're doing the
introductions everything, and he asked me, he goes, he goes,
you want to see something really cool? And I was
like yeah, and he's like, I have the Batmobile in
my backyard like in the And I was like what,
because you know he was in Batman Forever, played The Riddler.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, and I was like.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Yeah, I want to see it.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
And so we go to his backyard into his like
pool house, which I'm expecting is like you know, some
extra garage, and I go in and it's it's one
of those like kmart twenty five cent batmobile.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Wow. There was a place over off the one old
one near the Hollywood Bowl, right near barm I don't
think it's there anymore, but it was a lot of
these studios used that to use to make the weird cars,
like if I remember, somebody told me is like night
Writer the original Batmobile, Like they had some of those
cars out in front of the shop. I don't think
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it's there anymore, though, I think he moved somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But yeah, the like the original Batman, this Joe Burrows
buying the new updated Batmobile.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, for three mili. He's not buying that old nineteen
sixties version of the Batmobile. He's buying the real deal.
Here is what he's going for anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It is the Ben Maler Show, and it's a well
do a live.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Let's say some calls. Let's say hello to Let's say
hello to Mark in Berkeley. What's going on? Mark? Well, okay,
do you remember me?
Speaker 8 (25:37):
I asked you who the four twenty game winners were,
and you got three of them on Baltimore and I
gave you a replacement.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Well? It was it was. You know, I'm not a
big Turkey guy, not that you care, but yeah, it
was fine. It was. I had some family.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I don't have a lot of family living in California anymore,
but one of my cousins I hung out with her
and her family and some A lot of my wife's
family lives around here.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
So it was good.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Sound good?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Thanks for asking me? Very kind of you?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Is your quiz for tonight? Who won the need of
the MVP in the nineteen seventy two World Series between
the Reds and the.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
As Reds and A's nineteen seventy two World Series.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Don't look it up.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
All right, Uh, let's see, I'm assuming the A's one.
You're in the Bay area or are you an A's
fan one? They won Man nineteen seventies.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
A's seventy two.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I've never even heard of this person. Oh really, is
it a backup or something? I mean, I can finish
you guys on it's not a backup.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
Oh he looked it up.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah, I looked it up. You know, you don't ready know.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
What to know? Wait, the Reds who days? It wasn't
the relief picture of the Reds wanted because Sparky's pictures
all went down in the playoffs and he had minor
league pictures.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't think that. I don't think that's about that.
That's not true, I mean not according to this anyway.
It was the internet. Gene Tennis. Oh, I've heard of
Gene Tennis. Well you are you? You asked the question
that's like the worst trivia question. I mean, what do
you gotta know the answer?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
I'm killing What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Ma?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I mean, mar, what are you doing? I mean you
gotta know the answer.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
You're gonna call up with a question here?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I mean I wouldn't have gotten Gene Tennis I would
I would not hold hold, I take a break. I
would have gone like.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
What it was, Bench, he was taken from the back
catcher position and put it first base because he froze
up because of Johnny Bench. He couldn't he had no
move to first and he couldn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
But you said some relief picture from the Reds won
the m v P. The A.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
I thought one.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
I know you thought that, But you called up like Bradby,
like you knew me. I mean, come on, that's terrible.
I mean, I love you, but that's a bad job
by you. Come on now. So that's before my time.
But I think the A's in the American League and
(28:24):
the Reds in that period, the big red machine of
the nineteen seventies in the athletics. I guess I'm reading
here that Reggie Jackson Oakland played the series without Reggie
Jackson injured his hamstring and they won without him. Who knew?
I did not know that? Sam? I am all right, Well,
thank you or asking a trivia question you did not
(28:46):
know the answer to. I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Say hello to blind Scott, and I guess we're gonna
blow off the game. I'm determined we don't have a contestant,
so we'll just blow off the game and we'll do
the game some other time and then we'll have time
for the rain.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
But blind Scott, what's going on? Blind Scott?
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Ject?
Speaker 9 (29:01):
That was an amateur sports radio called then that guy.
You know, because you do all the trivia, it attracts
people to do stupid stuff like give you trivia, you.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 9 (29:09):
And that guy was like two sheets to the wind,
so you didn't even know. But dude, I didn't feel
safe last hour when Scratchhof called off. If you got
to go back to the podcast, scratch Off was threatening
someone's life. Like we condemn those people silently on the show,
and we don't give them attention and just encourages them
to do it more. But it's pretty funny, dude. I
(29:30):
turned for you two and I bet Ozzy Osbourne. We
got sober together, me and Ozzy Osbourne. I didn't know
with him though, because they didn't tell me, and he
tried to interact with me and Kramer and I shunned
him because he's like such a dog lover and he
didn't follow the rules. But that's my Oh yeah, one
other thing, too.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out time. I
assume you went to AA in the Boston area, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Because he loves history and that he had a guy
that would bring him around, so he would stay in
Boston like to get away from everybody. So we would
go to the same meeting at the church on the hill.
Ringo Star was there too, and you know they would
say he was there either you never.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Know, I never you never saw Ringo Star there?
Speaker 9 (30:13):
No, I never seen him, but I know he was there,
and people said it's telling an Ozzie calls himself John,
that's his first name too, and he's wicked tiny, like, uh,
he's a short well, I mean I'm six for two,
so he's like Coop. He's like probably Paul's Coop, but
he's like a Fred. He's frail at tell though. You
can pick him up, you know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah, Well you're a big guy, Blant, you know you
you're a big person. You can pick him up. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:36):
But the I've been I was going to change my
gender market to X, but I'm worried that they might
be checking id's at the restroom, so I might hold
off on that because there's no X restroom you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, I don't know. I really don't know what you mean.
That guy Slash worked in our building. He wasn't very tall.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
He I know too. I read you know him?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You you don't know read?
Speaker 9 (30:59):
Remember, dude, I'm interviewed today to be on the Jennifer
Hudson Show. I have like a small group in Autorize
that I travel with to talk about being blind now
and they want to have us on that show, and
I might do that. We might do like the Christmas
thing on all the morning. Then must be in Stanford,
Connecticut where you work.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Right, like, yes, we the compound. They're beautiful, Stanford, Connecticut.
I used to eat at Bobby V's restaurant there in Stanford,
so funny. I don't eve it's still there. But he
was the mayor I think of Stanford at one point.
Bobby Valentine.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
Yeah, they won't let me, they won't let me call. Yeah,
I know, I know. He invented the sandwich. I have
that sandwich idea for the blind, Mallee sandwich that doesn't
get on your shirt and you can eat while.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh yeah, we got I gotta contact my guy. I
ikes a Mallard militia. Guy owns this big sandwich chain
around the country. He's a fan of the show.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
Can you give me a phone number. I'd like to
chat with him about the show. Like it usually goes
well when I chat with Listen.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, I think guy, Well, if you're a long as
you're on your meds, it goes well. But when you
go off the meds, it's a problem. I I gotta
leave it there, but thank you, Blind Scott. It is
the Ben Mouch Show.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
We're gonna blow off too much or not enough, but
we're gonna have the Queen of Hearts with Lorraina.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Anything you want, any particular line of questioning you're looking for, Loraina,
lay it on me.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Whatever you got a right.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's very dangerous to phrase it that way, but you
can send in a comment use the hashtag Queen of Hearts.
You'll get advice from Loraine. You can also call up
if you want to get on the live air.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Are we on the live air?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
As helmet Man would say, you can call up right
now eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
The Queen of Hearts with Lorain Up. We'll get to it.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Is I Bill Miller reminding you.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
That you can download and support this show, not only
the live version, but the podcast. And if you've already
downloaded today's podcast, as you're not listening live, tell a
friend have them support the show. A Mallar holiday classic
right now here. But let's get back to the show.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Away we go.
Speaker 10 (33:12):
Its other bis with lit Rain antennin clean up Hearts,
going to help you gear rye gear right to night, gear,
right to night, dear Ry.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
You heard the man.
Speaker 6 (33:27):
It's time for love on the Ben Mala Show. I'm
your side host, Lorena take it away.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Ben.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I like that you have the announcing voice there. It's
was it good enough? Yeah? Sure? Why not? Yeah? And
I also like the fact that we're still using the
temporary open send in by a listener that we are
still using after all these months. That is tremendous, impress
absolutely tremendous.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
I would like a Christmas version though, Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
So our guy and Oklahoma wants to send a Christmas version.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
You can do that is Queen of Hearts. Here comes
Queen of Hearts.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Okay, you're very specific, you're very needy. If anyone wants
to call up, we'll take some calls. Coople. Let me know.
We have people lined up for you at eight seven
seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
But the first one is gonna help you give.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Cowboy Killer says he has two questions. He says, does
age really matter?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
And is it okay to be talking to multiple people
while not being committed?
Speaker 6 (34:29):
Have your best life, baby, Yeah, until anyone actually puts
a ring on it or you say you are committed,
you are free to do as you please. At least
that's how the love life works these days.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What was the first part of that question?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, is it worried about? You know, does age matter?
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
No, it doesn't. It doesn't matter longcause they're not a minor.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
My parents were twenty years apart. My granted she was
a miner when they started it him.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Hello, Hello, it's in the details. It was the eighties.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
It didn't count, right, Yeah, sure, well yeah, that's what
Pete Rose said when he got in trouble anyway. Matt
Jack writes in says, for the Queen of Hearts, what
are good, inexpensive gift ideas for a significant other holidays
of course.
Speaker 6 (35:10):
Here, maybe you should get them a cross stitch pattern book.
It's a great way to kill time.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Random. How about adult coloring book?
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Oh, you know sometimes those are cool, but also coloring
I don't know, it's fun, it's fun.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
You're about to take a shot.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
You were about to take a shot.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Just don't I'm not into coloring books. I tried. I
have my sloth book.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah. Well, now, man, if you can help this man, Loraina,
you're gonna win a Marconi Award diamonds and uh yeah, hollering,
James has called in. Oh hi, would some advice? James,
with his right hand, is getting a workout. Hello, James,
was a boo. What's up man, James? You sound depressed?
(35:54):
Everything okay, James?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
He you know my thirty six pills a day in
the morning.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
They just take getting it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Lorena, I need.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Do you? I mean, how could possibly? You might?
Speaker 5 (36:12):
You might need it.
Speaker 6 (36:13):
A lot of people suffer from a rectile dysfunction, So
you know what, do what you need?
Speaker 9 (36:18):
Baby?
Speaker 5 (36:19):
To get what you need you I don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You necessarily need it, you normally need it if you
have somebody else in the room. Anyway, Thank you, James
a ferg Dog writes, ins is how important is it
to drink pineapple juice before a hot date?
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is that the legend?
Speaker 6 (36:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Kidding? Told me? I don't know, but I like that.
King Roy writes and says, what is the right age
to tell my kids that Santa is not real? The
right age?
Speaker 6 (36:51):
Oh? Oh no, no, you never tell them. You just
let them see you putting the gifts out, and usually
by then they're old enough to go oh, and then
go oh, that's really sweet.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
My parents did that for me.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Well, typically you don't have to. The kids in the
playground will say it right, they're a holes.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
So you got that and then don't come and then
your kid'll come home crying.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, nowadays it's a lot easier because you got all
the answers and once once the kids on the phone
on the internet, it's over, so they'll, you know, look
everything up. JT. The Wingman writes in for the Queen
of Hearts? Is it okay for me to buy lingerie
for my girlfriend's mother? I'm asking for a friend? Wow
that wow? Wow?
Speaker 6 (37:33):
Lingerie is great always you know, that's fine. Back to
that pineapple thing? Real fast.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Oh yeah, suggest.
Speaker 6 (37:39):
Consuming it more than right before because you want it
to work into your systems.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
On a regular basis.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Yeah, you just constantly be drinking pineapple juice, a lot
of pineapple.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
That's the other say about that.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Any other things people could drink there, Lorraine, and it
might help.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
I don't know, I.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
Heard any type of fruit, to be honest, can be
very potent in changing flavors a lot more citrusy though.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah, get it to taste like Kiwi's.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Like a Kiwi type thing.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
No brow my mouth, but they're very acidic, which.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Makes me think of that, well very specific there.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
You ever get a kiwi and it like literally burns
your mouth because it's so acidic.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
No, anyway, Kathy and Madison writes in as she says,
your majesty, what should a nice girl do.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
If a gentleman sends her a six pick?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
A six pick? Yeah, like a six pick, like a
picture of a six.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
She sent a six pige Well, I think she might
have meant something.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Oh yeah, I hate that solicited.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I absolutely hate unsolicited.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Uh pack, like you'd like to request that you want to?
Speaker 6 (38:48):
Yeah, I know I would like to have it from
someone that I enjoy their appendage.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
I don't want to see random. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
You don't like the random.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
I had someone to do that when I was walking
on the sidewalk one time. They ran up with their
celf and they're like, what do you think.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Really?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
One hundred lie.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Man, I, that's that's an interesting movie.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
You might as well be wearing a trench coat.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah, there you go, Queen of Hearts, right there. The
rain
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