December 6, 2024 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about rumors that Ja'Marr Chase could fetch a larger return than Tyreek Hill in a trade, Panthers DT Jadeveon Clowney calling out Eagles fans, Drew Brees in deep talks for a Netflix NFL gig, Lame Jokes of the Week, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, It's our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Original recipe podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
As we spin the audio roulette wheel, and here in
our number three we talk about a rumor bouncing around
the echo chamber. We're hearing that Bengals wide receiver Jamar
Chase could fetch a larger return on the trade market
than Tyreek killed it a couple of years back. Give
me the odds though on the Bengals trading their star
receiver Jamar Chase will discuss that. Also, the Panthers defensive
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tackle Jadavian Clowney called out Eagle fans, what's your verdict
on this one? And failed NBC broadcaster Drew Brees it
looks like he's going to be back over at Netflix
for an NFL gig. Your thoughts on that. We'll get
to all of it right now. It's a level playing
field here in our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The chase is on, but is it really on?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
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Pardo also tells me that he has sent a gift
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the name of Lorena.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So I don't know if we've got that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We do use the Pony Express and so I don't
know if we've gotten that yet the mail, but there's
supposedly a nice box of goodies, our holiday gift, because
you really should tip your newspaper delivery people. You know,
your Amazon delivery people and your overnight sports radio people
need tips this time of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is that how it works? Sure? Why not? What the heck?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So I lead this hours from football. If you want
to talk about the Thursday night game still, we're.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Open to that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I did a full Mallard monologue earlier. It'll be up
on the podcast later Lions win late. Lions win late.
They've clinched the playoff birth the Detroit Lions. It's the
first time since nineteen ninety five the Lions, who have
never appeared in the Super Bowl, have reached the postseason
back to back years. So you got to go back
at generation the last time this happened, and the Barry
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Sanders and whatnot, that era of the Lions, Detroit trying
to win their division title for the second straight year,
somebody that have not had happened since the nineteen fifty
four period of time there before the AFL NFL merger.
Pretty Much every statistic about the Lions is they've sucked
for a long time, and they suck no more, at
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least for now in the regular season. But I'll lead
this hour from southern Ohio or northern Kentucky. That is
where the Bengals are playing out the string now.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
This weekend they close out the schedule.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Joe Burrows squad has a playdate in Jerry's World to
play the Cowboys on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Bengals just playing out the string right, another lost
season now, and the lead up to that game on
Monday Night, there has been some chatter making the rounds
about a master play, a blueprint if you will, for
Cincinnati to no longer be fertilizer to return to the
postseason next year, and just make this just an aberration
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and not the start of a regular occurrence in Cincinnati.
So if you did not see this, perhaps not specifically
the story indicated.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
As bouncing around the echo chamber here, the return would.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Be amazing on a hypothetical Jamar Chase trade this offseason,
which would be so good, so good for the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They couldn't pass it up. They could not pass it up.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
A handful of NFL league sources allegedly, I believe it
Cincinnati would either get a trade that would be the
equivalent to or exceed what Canza City got when they
traded Tyreek Hill a couple of years ago, at the
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trading period in March of twenty twenty two. Now if
you don't remember, because why would you, the Chiefs got
not one, not two, not three, not four, but five
draft picks from the Miami Dolphins when they traded away
Tyreek Hill. And since then they've won a couple of
Super Bowls and the highest picked got was the twenty
ninth overall pick. So if you like lottery tickets, that's
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a great idea to do all that. There's a lot
to chew on, a lot to chew on on this one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I see it just gave you the information, right, we're
reading that the Bengals Jamar Chase would fetch a larger
return on the trademarket then Tyreek Hill dated a couple.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Of years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Give me the odds on the Bengals absolutely or just.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Doing it, making the trick, pulling the trick on the train.
So give me the odds on this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I've got hand grenades, sticker, and cherry tree.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And we will combine.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
All of these things together and we are going to
tie up some loose ends, is what we're going to do.
That's what we're doing. So, first of all, to answer
the question, what are the odds? What are the odds
the Bengals would actually do this? It's one thing to
talk about, well what are the odds to ask you doing?
So I'm gonna set the mallor odds on Cincinnati actually
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trading Jamar Chase, a top five receiver in the NFL
this offseason at plus three hundred now plus three hundred
implies a twenty five percent chance a two point fifty
hitter in baseball twenty five percent chance, which is not terrible.
It's not great to one in four chance. It's complicated. Right,
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you open the cookbook. If you're Cincinnati, you obviously have
to modify the recipe. The recipe is not working, the
ingredients are not working, the food is disgusting that you're
serving on.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
A weekly basis.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But this is one of those moves that you better
get right. But it's one of those things that looks
a lot better when you pull out your tablet or
your smartphone you look at a spreadsheet than in reality.
Because again, it's one of those things where the nerds
will say, obviously, you trade Jamar Chase and you get
three or four players on defense, and you can find
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another good receiver, and.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It just makes a lot of sense in theory.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You relocate res right, you move money around, you improve
the roster, and you look at it. Because Joe Burrow
is making more money, is salary's gonna go up the
next year the big money kicks in for Joe Burrow,
and so it's gonna keep going up, up, up and
away every year, and when you take a couple of
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steps back, Jamar Chase is a luxury item, not a necessity.
And if Joe Burrow is as good as everyone says
Joe brow is, he doesn't need Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The people that need Jamar Chase are mid level quarterbacks,
the bad quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Joe Burrow we believe him to be a top five
quarterback in the NFL. If he's a top five quarterback
in the NFL, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Need that receiver.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Look at what has happened in Buffalo this year. Stefan
Diggs troublemaker. They got rid of him. Josh Allen's been fine.
Kansas City had Tyreek Hill, they got rid of him
and they've been fine. Tom Brady, he did have Randy
Moss at one point, but most of Tom Brady's career
he had second line receivers and they were fine. Lamar
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Jackson regular season, Lamar doesn't have a great receiver.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They're fine.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So that's the template, right, that's the template. The great
quarterback does not need the great receiver to win. It
is the second level quarterback. Because the great quarterback is
a kingmaker. The great quarterback makes secondary receivers b level receivers,
A level receivers. It is the lower level quarterback that
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cannot do that. However, here's the problem. Here is the
third in the punch Bowl, Cincinnati. If they were to
trade Jamar Chase, they would be juggling footballs and live
hand grenades while fully intoxicated like our old collar beer
drinking Brian. And here's why, Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow
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our football fraternity brothers from battaul.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Rouge, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And there would be a sense of betray if you
say goodbye to Jamar Chase and someone tells me that
Joe Burrow is not going to approve of that message.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's not going to sign off on that message. You
know what I'm saying. You fear me on that all
right now.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now, Secondly, we go down to Carolina. Panthers are not
only a football team, they're terrible right there. It's like
they're popping wheelies. But that's about it. They don't they're
not winning. So they have a defensive tackle who's bounced around.
He's well traveled, which means he's a journeyman. Kaidavian Clowney.
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This guy's been around our world for a long time,
going back to his college days when he be headed
a running back in a bowl game and got drafted
at very top of the draft. But anyway, so the
defensive tackle Todaviian Clowney, he was in Carolina.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He called out Eagle fans this week.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I don't do we have the iudio, don't know
if I sent My mind is falling.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But do we have the audio this? I don't know
if we have the audio or not.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But Jadavian Clowney, he called out Eagle fans for just
the way they are, right, you know, and whatnot. He
said that, yeah, all right, so we apparently don't right.
But Jamen Clowney, I guess the editors thought it wasn't
important enough to share with you. But Jaevan Clowney called
out the Eagle fans and talked about how you know
they're the worst fans.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And all this stuff. So what is your verdict on
this one?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So the arrow is pointing at the cheese steak supporters,
the cheese steak supporters. That's the arrow in this one.
Good job by you, all right? And this goes back
a couple of years. If you set the hot tub
time machine to the year two thousand. Remember we were
all freaking out hoarding water, bottled water and toilet paper,
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and our leaders were forcing us to wear masks that
didn't work and get vaccines that didn't do anything. Yes,
so what a wonderful time twenty twenty was. But I digress.
So if you set the year to twenty twenty, Clowney
was the most wanted man in Philadelphia. Remember that hit
that knock out Carson Wentz, who was then the quarterback
the NFC wild Card loss for Philadelphia against the Seahawks,
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and the fans they were all over clown Oh that's
a dirty hit. I didn't even think they hit was
that bad, but oh, that's there. So it's clear that
time has not healed all wounds, that this is still
fresh in his mind.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And so here we are four years.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Later and Clowney is getting ready to play a game
in twenty twenty four, playing out the string bad team,
and he's talking about Eagle fans that are taking up
space in his head. So congratulations to the Philadelphia fan,
yet again, the Philadelphia sports fan, I give you a
scratch and sniff sticker because you did it yet again.
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You have stayed rent rent free in the head of
Jendevian Clowney all these years.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, final fuck.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We now move to the land of television. Now I
used to rip TV people, but now I have a
TV show. So love TV people.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But Netflix is.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Reportedly in talks to add the NFL Red Zone host
Scott Hansen to their upcoming Christmas Day double header Scott
Hansen and former NFL quarterback Drew Brees. Also, you know
your two games on Christmas Day that's coming up less
than three weeks away. Netflix will exclusively stream the Chiefs
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and the Steelers and the Ravens versus Texans game.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Those are not bad games.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Chiefs Steelers has a little a little bit of juice
to it, Ravens Texans not quite as much, but record wise,
both those teams pretty good. So Scott Hansen Drew Brees
would quote contribute.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
To the international coverage.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Of the two games a quoting to a report from
the Sports Business People. The key part of this to
me is the former Saints quarterback, former San Diego Chargers quarterback,
So failed NBC broadcaster Drew Brees is in deep talks
for the Netflix NFL job on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What do you think about this? So to me, this
is a cherry tree situation that Drew Brees has a
good agent.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Every man, woman and child knows he was an abject
failure at and B.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
See.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They had such high hopes for Drew Brees. He was
going to replace Chris Collsworth. He was wonderful, he was
gonna be a quick study and leave his mark in broadcasting,
and everyone ended up going stir crazy because the guy
was terrible. I is just horrible as a broadcaster, and
so we all know that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But he's got a good agent.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So he's going to get a second bite of the cherry,
a second bite of the cherry. It sounds like it
sounds like, you know, international feed. I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're gonna have two different broadcasts.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's confusing to me, but someone should let Netflix know.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There is no need to futs around the brocket.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You could put me on there three man booth with
Marcel in Brooklyn and Whoopee Pie Blair in Maine. Our
sideline reporter could be Robbie the Mariner fan on one
sideline and on the other sideline we could have Mason
the Millennial and we'd have the same number of people
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watching the broadcast. Do you understand, right, halftime would be
eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Right, We'd have Kathy and Madison
do the halftime show and they it doesn't matter, right,
We'd have salsa entertaining, everyone dancing it after and the same.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Amount of people to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Nobody worries about the broadcasters. If the broadcasters are good, fine,
if they're bad. That's why the mute button was invented.
It's the storyline.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
People tune into radio shows or.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
To podcasts because of what the person has to say,
not because not an NFL game.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's the way it is.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm not now step down from the bully pulpit. I
will now step down. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
As we are rolling, rolling, rolling through.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
The overnight hours.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Later this hour, we'll have big men's lame Jokes of
the week and hopefully weed Man will be with us
our our favorite laugh track there, weed Man Hippie who
people loved the koofon with jokes about his life and
he he embraces He laughs at himself, which is what
real funny people do.
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They laugh at themselves. They're part of the joke. People
love that. That is great. All right, we have the
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At Ben Mount. Lame jokes. Later in the hour, Here's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Mallor Riddle of the day. Buffalo Bill's wide Receiver
keon Coleman. He said recently that he dropped multiple passes
during a practice and as punishment, he had to blank
again Bill's wide Receiver key on Coleman. He said recently
he dropped multiple passes during a Bill's practice and he
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had to blank as his punishment.
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That is the mailord really love to day. The answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
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Next.
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Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
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at a time, with an occasional Honaka song mixed in
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All right, thank you, Bill, appreciate that at the very
time of year.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Got lame jokes of the week coming up in a
little bit time now, though, for the malor riddle of
the day, the Mallord riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And this is where we give you a clue, a
little clue. We don't want to give you the whole thing.
It will taste so Buffalo Bills, they're not a bit
of a burner right now. No such thing as momentum.
We're playing well.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Bill's wide receiver Keon Coleman, dropped multiple passes during a
recent practice and he had to blank as his punishment.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Let's see how creative many members of the Mallard militia
can get here with the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Robbie the Mariner fan says he had to get the
moyses Alu hand treatment.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well that's old school, Robbie.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Doc Mike approves that had to pick up dog poop
from Christopher in casey he was on poop patrol.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Rod the Ambassador of Bakersfield had to stop eating KFC
during the game.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well he had to move from KFC to raising canes
during the game, which is better anyway for you? Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Asher writes and says, eating the nasty patty is what
he said? All right, thank you for that fudgie writes
in and says, had to listen to the full season
of Benny Versus the Penny. Well, thank you Fudgie in
Boston for that shameless promotion in the newest episode of
Benny Versus the Penny, already airing around the country earlier
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all weekend long on cable television, also on Petecock.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So check that out.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I know Fudgie watches every week. What if the people
at NBC will let me say Fudgie on the They
don't know that what that means?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Stevie Meatball's rights and says they made him build a
paper mache Vince Lombardi trophy for the empty Super Bowl
case in Buffalo. Yeah, Tammy, our friend Tammy in Vegas.
We met her at the Vegas Meet and greet and
she says, had to stop doing Tiktoks. Had to stop
doing TikTok's fer dog right, since says that he had
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a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk, is
the answer interesting? Freddie writes and says, had to listen
to the Puck the World with Eddie and that was
his punishment. Wow, I mean that's we love Eddie, but
that is punishment. Who else is the illegal in the
Bible belt as well? King Rory writes and says that
eat hot dogs in pickles as buns.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh, that's disgusting stuff. That's nightmare fuel is what that is?
Who else do we have? Page down let's see legally.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Brian Christopher, who's going on vacation for the rest of
the year, says practice.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What do you mean we here talking about practice? That dude?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
An Iverson impersonation Miguel on Fire says the Bills player
had to wash all the team's jockstraps.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Alf the alien Opiner from Springfield, mass just down the
street from the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame where Muffett McGraw.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Isn't shrined, says as well, he lives, you know, another
town over.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
As punishment, the Bills player had to submit a question
to the Fifth Hour mail Bag this weekend. Yes, still
time and that sounds nothing like ask Man the Fifth
Hour mail Bag. There is still time to get your
question in for that podcast, and we we don't promote
it that much.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
We've got a good podcast, numbers on that are good,
so we don't really need to shamelessly beg people to
send questions, but if you want to, you're more than
welcome to. Who else we have Eke says a shovel shovele,
the anchor bars parking lot, the birthplace of the modern
chicken wing and who else? Chris and Kent Washington says
had to do something to himself. Yeah, sing the national
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anthem from Dante.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
All right, we got fine. JT.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
The wing man said, watch Benny versus the Penny's punishment.
All right, Lrainer, do you have an answer? Bill's wide
receiver Keyon Coleman, who dropped multiple passes at a recent practice,
said he had to blank.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
As his punishment, he had to clean the locker rooms
with a toothbrush. Oh, including the toilets. Yeah, all right,
is that correct?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He On Cohen, Bill's wide receiver dropped multiple passes at
a recent practice.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
He said as punishment he had to.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Go outside in the freezing air there in Buffalo and
jump into a pile of snow.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
With or without clothes on. I didn't say it makes
a difference. It doesn't make a difference. Yeah, you big
snow jumper naked? You like doing that?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't like being cold at all.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, even you know, because when you go to like
a snow resort and you go to the hot tub
and you're supposed to wear a bathing suit, Yeah, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Wear a snowsuit on the way to the hot tub?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
There's that moment of when you're in there and it
feels good and then you know you've got to get
out at.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Some point and you're like, I'm never leaving. Yeah, yeah,
but you even get cold.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even when it's hot and you get out of the
swimming pool or something, you still get cold.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like the weird reaction to the to the outside weather.
But yeah, pretty wild anyway. So that's the answer.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And if that's the reason you play for the Dolphins,
because if you drop passes at practice with the Dolphins,
you run out to South.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Beach and go swimming. So it's much different experience.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
David the Friy Daddy writes and says, Ben, what the
f Lorena needs to stop with all this damn Christmas music?
We the listeners the man Ben Mahler holiday music Bill says,
He says Bill Miller crap and all that. He says,
I've heard every Christmas song a billion times. Give the
people what they want, Yes, Lorena, the people are demanding.
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Fried Daddy is demanding that we get the authentic Mallard tunes.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's what we get. You know what, I play one
every hour. Well he wants to an hour. He would
like each hour to dev to. You get what you
get and you don't throw a fit.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, I support too. I think we have a novel.
And he is right, like we've all heard the same
crafty Christmas music.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It all sucks. I mean we've heard every year.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
There are different artists.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Are but we have our own artists, We have our
own talent here.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Who cares about these they're all dead anyway, most of
these people they the people that that wrote the old songs.
And we have people that are that are with us
and all that. So anyway, Uh, it is the Ben Mallas.
Let's go on the phones and we have lame jokes
coming up, and I don't see weed man there. Let's
say hello to Oh, here's influencer Gunner Gunner in Minnesota.
Hello Gunner in Minnesota. He's a social media influencer.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Hey, Ben, I don't like tell you're talking about my team.
Come on now Panthers are trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, what's the what's their record? What's their record? What's
their record?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Three and not three and ten?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
I know, yeah, I'm so am I.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Am I supposed to? Am I supposed to praise them
at three and ten? Am I supposed to have a
party with balloons?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
What am I supposed to do? They suck? Your team sucks.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
You don't have don't have to mess up? That is
the bad Come on, no, you know barry your contract?
Watch teams? You know I'm anna call and I'm a
talk tracks about your team's the Clippers or whoever you are.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, you shouldn't talk about them. They're not play well,
you shouldn't talk about that's me. You should not talk
about while you're talking about them. What a bad job
are you? You shouldn't talk about them. You should only
talk about them when they win? God? Is that such
a terrible take? My god? Do you stay up all
night trying to come up with bad takes?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Is that your plan? Like you're you're like a double agent,
you're working at Walmart. But really what you're doing is like,
how can I come up with the worst take of
the day? How can I annoy mallor that's what you're doing, Gunner.
I know that's what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No, that's not what I'm doing. I'm trying to do
the best I can. So the question who is your
football team?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Gunnar? How long have you listened to this show?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You want to talk about your football team? Because that'
probably just like a cliver. Don't talk about when they do?
You just ignore it?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Gunner.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I mentioned almost every week, multiple times a week, the
team that I like. If you haven't picked up on that,
you might want to go get a hearing aid because
your hearing is not that good.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's a bad job by you. Why are there such pauses? Here?
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Doug Gottlieb?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You're positing a lot?
Speaker 7 (26:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
What am I talking to?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
God?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Leave?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What is going on here? Are you coaching a Green
Bay or something like that? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is there a delay? Is this you know on television?
There's a there's a satellite delay? Are we on satellite?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I thought he was just loading? Ben? Is this AI?
You think he's not even real? Is it possible to rain?
And this is just some kind of AI program? It
could be Ben? You know they're trying to replace us
with AI.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I know at some point we'll all be completely you know,
we'll be whacked and there'll be AI here and people.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
To the Ben show.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Yeah, just like, yeah, all right, Well that's I'm fine, Gunner.
I mean, I love you man.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
You're you're a You're a real peach. You're you're real
mench is what you are? You know that, Gunner? You
know what a mentions? Gunner? You know what a gun
you know what it mentiones? I hung up on him.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I cannot take it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He's the mention on the bench. Just what he is
on the bench. Yeah, you don't know what that is either.
It's like alf on a shelf.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But yeah, yeah, JJ from Cooper with that was JJ
from we have Hanakah Harry and we have the mention
on the bench, JJ from Renton Rights and he says,
I've owed you for years.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Man, y'all want raising canes or the sandwich place. Well,
it's very kind, j J. I want you to keep calling.
You know what you call the show? JJ. I love
JJ's calls.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
JJ from Renton, who I hung out with for one
night at the mall of meet and greet that we
did back into that had a great time with JJ
and Rehtt and he was fine. His daughter was there,
a cute little daughter with the glasses and the whole
thing there and and we were partying. And he said,
at the bar next door in Seattle, there Marshawn Lynch
was having a party.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's like right next door.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It was great. But so just call the show there
you go? All right? Anyway, let's go back to the calls.
I should we have lame is weed Man there? By
the way? Do we have weed Man?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Is he online? He is not there? No weed Man,
he's missing. Oh my god. Do you think he got
arrested again?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know. Well maybe no.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, let's go quickly to Bambinacious in Wisconsin. Bambinacious, Hello, Obambinacious.
Are you a Packer defensive power?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You missed a lot of tackles in the game.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yeah you know, I got I got some positive stuff
to say though. A couple of things real quick. The
Packers didn't lose, they were behind one time ran out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh there you go. I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, you know what I liked about the Packer defense
when it was third down or fourth down, and the
Packer defensive players were tackling the Lions and pushing them
towards the first down marker to gain.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Multiple times, did you did you notice that multiple times
the Lions there were Packer defenders tackling them. The player
came up short of the first down, but because of
the angle of the defensive player.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
For Green Bay pushed them across the line to gain.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, that's that's a team effort right there.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That is that's dedication that they should all get game
balls from the Lions for that effort.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yeah. I couldn't actually watch because, yeah, I was working,
but you know, I have too many occurrences, so you know,
I would have been a pink slip, which I don't
even know what that.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is, but a school when I was tardy a lot,
and you say you and no, you don't show up anymore.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yeah, yeah, against the pink slip. That's the bad one.
You don't want that.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, you have to avoid that. Yeah then it's a pain,
but you probably get another job. But then you got
to be on your good bad behavior at the other job.
And who wants that, right?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Yeah? Well, I got car famous stress involved you know.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, you're all growing up now. You gotta pay for car. Man,
you want that car. You don't want that car to
be Repo. That'd be a pain.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah, that would suck. That would suck. I have to
go back to my christ for three hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
That's not a bad car.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
Well it was bad. I got hey. I got something
for Aaron Rodgers too. He Aaron, it was right. I
was the psychedelics working off for you, buddy, I got.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
All right, Bombinaceous all right, thank you got him?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
He got him? Oh, Man, Aaron's probably right now calling
his agent. Let's get that guy's number. I want to
punish that guy. All right, what do we I'll call
I'll call weed Man.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We'll see if I can wake him up, and we'll
either way, we're gonna do the lame jokes. But we
need a fake weed man if he's not available. So
if you want to be my backup fake weed man,
you're more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's a good impersonator. If we get a fake weed
mass were got in Colorado. The Belkman's pretty good. But
we need a fake weed man eight seven seven ninety
nine off. I'm gonna try to get ahold of the
real weed man. I have his number.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
We'll see if I can get ahold of him. Maybe
he fell asleep, He could be arrested, could be in jail.
We'll get to all that Big Man's lame jokes of
the week. We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Have I got run over by hoo charge.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Go back to prison? Christmas?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
See you can see there's no such statius. Calm be
drinking Bryan.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
He believes.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
She's been snorting too much mess.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Due not to.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It is a classics pared drinking Brian.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
What a great period of loot history that was? That
hera us if.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You're drinking Brian and half Mike when they Christmas. Yet,
it was wonderful, absolutely wonderful. It's kind of like lame jokes,
which is what's coming up here.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Molmentarily cans a reminder to support the show with mom.
Let's just get in there, go to bed. Here we do.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame weed, blame wee too. It's
Big Ben's lame joke of the week that it is
Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. These are actual
jokes by Ashe listeners.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
And we did a wake up call, much like a
five star hotel will wake you up? Weed man, Hippi
who had such a tough day at work he was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right, weed man? I mean, is there any other radio
show where they like, did you think?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Howard Stern calls people up and says, hey, you missed
your time to call the show.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
I love you day?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Weed man?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well, these are actual jokes. Sitting by ash Wait, what
were you doing? I know you were sleeping, but listen.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, no, I was listening to your show. That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I called you and the way you answered the phone
is the way someone answers the phone when you're sleeping. Yeah,
that said you were You're like, who's this? All right?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Actual jokes by actual listeners. Why did Lizzo lose her
appetite back on Thanksgiving? Why she saw Jelly Roll performing
on a football halftime concert eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Why
did Lizzo call it quits on her diet?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Why?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, she was upset that she lost two pounds and
nobody noticed Noah, Noah in Austin. Did hear that Lizzo
skipped a meal yesterday? Oh yeah, that's unfortunately the Dow
Jones immediately lost five hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Points as it was all so buddy Darryl in the Ozarks.
So Darryl loved the Ozarks. Well, morale on Lizzo's tour bus.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Is sky high since she lost all those pounds we've
made really yeah, now they can skip the weight stations.
They don't have to stop at those way stations there,
so they saved to us Joe at Virginia Beach, Thank
you Joe.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Why won't Lizzo ever tour again? Weed man? Why because
she is only half the singer that she used to be.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Our buddy Chip in Maine, who makes these really good
molasses cookies, So thank you Chiff.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Chip. Did you hear that Lizzo? I think she's like
his wife. I love molasses cooking together to the you know,
I might make some for the party, wan, I'm thinking
about making couple of parties. Did you hear that, Lizzo?
We met you come into the holiday party this weekend?
We'ed man, Oh, that would be great.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Ah it be so much fun. Did you hear that
you're invited? If you can make the la, you can
come to the party.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Did you hear that Lizzo agreed to be a paid
celebrity endorser of the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, she said she would do it for peanuts.
I think that's the joke.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Great care.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's George and Uvalde, Texas.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
George is a fine teacher in Uvalde, Texas, raising the
youth of America. What does Lizzo think of lame jokes
of the week? What apparently she's fed up with them?
That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Speak Ben's lame jokes.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You want to send jokes in, send them care of
Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Put jokes on the headline Ben Mahler Show at gmail
dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Now, the way this works best for us is Q
and a joke, so Q and then the eight part
the punchline, and then underneath that puts your.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Name on every joke that helps us out a line.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
If you do that otherwise, you know, all right, where
does weed man keep all of his worldly possessions when
he's homeless?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The pawnshop?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
That's a Surfer Todd, the comedian good to have your
Backsurfer Todd.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
How did weed Man hit me acquire a new car?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He Lisa it? He Lisa did? Lisa did? I screwed that?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
And I said Darrel from the Ozarks mad job by
by Well, weed Man Junior would miss out on many things.
Can you name too? I can name too? What but
wait till your father comes home from work?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is meaningless?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And he could never do take your child the workday.
That's Dennis in Detroit. That's that's not nice. Isn't your
kid like really smart?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Weed Man like your kids? Can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I guess the apple does fall far from the tree
weed Man?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I mean, my god, I'm believing that might be the
mail man this kid? I don't know all right?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Why was weed Man banished to the outdoors after fully
gorging himself at the.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Annual Shelter Vision Thanksgiving meal.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Well, the answer, my friend is blowing in the wind.
Blowing in the wind.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
He wants your way, breck big Ben's lame jokes, aleikue.
Why does weed Man Hippie keep thinking that they are
calling him by the wrong name every time he goes
to jail. Why but Pail your cellmate keeps saying, Hello,
Ben Dover. I don't know what that's all about. That's
a John.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That joke never gets old.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
John at Youngstown, Thank you for that, John Youngstown, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He always loves you. Weed Man. This there's a lot
of jokes about you, Big Ben's lame jokes.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
A week well, Blair and Maine spent hours studying for
the exam on the circulatory.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
System, but he got en f anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, his efforts were in vain. It's a guy named Many.
I don't know where. I think Manny's in Massachusetus, but
maybe I didn't write that down.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
So bat jump by me. Manny, you can kick my ass.
Did you hear that Bill Miller's Barbecue in Texas has
agreed to be a sponsor on the Overnight Show. No, yeah,
it makes sense because Bill Miller is the lone star
of the show. That's George and Uvalde, Texas. Angry Bill
and Real Talk were on the live air together not
(38:24):
that long ago, and Angry Bill said a bad word
and got dropped.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You hear about that? Wow? No yeah, and Real Talk.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Said, Hey, I was gonna say that one that's Marina
Chef in Omaha, the Great Marina Chef. Of course she
could have inserted a set of Angry Bill and real talk.
He could have gone with Tony in the Bay Area
as well.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
What classic old movie does Ben like the watch.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
After his hearty Thanksgiving meal to enjoy the aroma of
his digestion?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
What gone with the wind? That's Frank and Fargo? Who
sent that one in?
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Why did blind Scott never get paranoid while doing all
those drugs? Why because nobody could ever see his eyes
with his glasses on. That's Daryl in the Ozarks with
a blind joke. What do you call angry Bill robbing?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Bitcoin? What crypto currency? That's a chip in Maine? Who
sent that one in? We have some dad jokes that
were sending this one from Lenny. He sent this one in.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I see he's in in South Carolina. I'm guessing Lenny's
probably not originally from there, but I don't know. What
do you call a factory that makes okay products? What
a status factory?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
See if you can get this one week made? This
is from Dave and Denver. What do you call an
army of babies?
Speaker 4 (39:57):
What?
Speaker 7 (39:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That's easy. We man, the in infantree, the infantree. You
see what I You see what I did there?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, there you go. All right, Big Ben's laying jokes
of the week. This one's from Chipping Maine. What do
you call an Indianapolis quarterback that can't pass? What a
one trick pony? A one trick pony? All right, there
it is beg you weed man. Go back to bed now,
weed Man, thank you our friend in Miami, the great
Billy weed Man, hippie.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
There it is lame jokes.
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Welcome, It's our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Original recipe podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
As we spin the audio roulette wheel, and here in
our number three we talk about a rumor bouncing around
the echo chamber. We're hearing that Bengals wide receiver Jamar
Chase could fetch a larger return on the trade market
than Tyreek killed it a couple of years back. Give
me the odds though on the Bengals trading their star
receiver Jamar Chase will discuss that. Also, the Panthers defensive
(00:28):
tackle Jadavian Clowney called out Eagle fans, what's your verdict
on this one? And failed NBC broadcaster Drew Brees it
looks like he's going to be back over at Netflix
for an NFL gig. Your thoughts on that. We'll get
to all of it right now. It's a level playing
field here in our number three.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
The chase is on, but is it really on?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
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Ben Malor Show, we are in.
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of sound coast coast, border, the.
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Tyrac dot com the way tirebine should be. I know
Perito is a big fan of the number ten thousand.
Pardo also tells me that he has sent a gift
box to the studio that I have not seen, under
(01:55):
the name of Lorena.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So I don't know if we've got that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
We do use the Pony Express and so I don't
know if we've gotten that yet the mail, but there's
supposedly a nice box of goodies, our holiday gift, because
you really should tip your newspaper delivery people. You know,
your Amazon delivery people and your overnight sports radio people
need tips this time of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Is that how it works? Sure? Why not? What the heck?
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So I lead this hours from football. If you want
to talk about the Thursday night game still, we're.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Open to that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I did a full Mallard monologue earlier. It'll be up
on the podcast later Lions win late. Lions win late.
They've clinched the playoff birth the Detroit Lions. It's the
first time since nineteen ninety five the Lions, who have
never appeared in the Super Bowl, have reached the postseason
back to back years. So you got to go back
at generation the last time this happened, and the Barry
(02:48):
Sanders and whatnot, that era of the Lions, Detroit trying
to win their division title for the second straight year,
somebody that have not had happened since the nineteen fifty
four period of time there before the AFL NFL merger.
Pretty Much every statistic about the Lions is they've sucked
for a long time, and they suck no more, at
(03:10):
least for now in the regular season. But I'll lead
this hour from southern Ohio or northern Kentucky. That is
where the Bengals are playing out the string now.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
This weekend they close out the schedule.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Joe Burrows squad has a playdate in Jerry's World to
play the Cowboys on.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Monday Night Football.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
The Bengals just playing out the string right, another lost
season now, and the lead up to that game on
Monday Night, there has been some chatter making the rounds
about a master play, a blueprint if you will, for
Cincinnati to no longer be fertilizer to return to the
postseason next year, and just make this just an aberration
(03:53):
and not the start of a regular occurrence in Cincinnati.
So if you did not see this, perhaps not specifically
the story indicated.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
As bouncing around the echo chamber here, the return would.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Be amazing on a hypothetical Jamar Chase trade this offseason,
which would be so good, so good for the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
They couldn't pass it up. They could not pass it up.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
A handful of NFL league sources allegedly, I believe it
Cincinnati would either get a trade that would be the
equivalent to or exceed what Canza City got when they
traded Tyreek Hill a couple of years ago, at the
(04:42):
trading period in March of twenty twenty two. Now if
you don't remember, because why would you, the Chiefs got
not one, not two, not three, not four, but five
draft picks from the Miami Dolphins when they traded away
Tyreek Hill. And since then they've won a couple of
Super Bowls and the highest picked got was the twenty
ninth overall pick. So if you like lottery tickets, that's
(05:04):
a great idea to do all that. There's a lot
to chew on, a lot to chew on on this one.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I see it just gave you the information, right, we're
reading that the Bengals Jamar Chase would fetch a larger
return on the trademarket then Tyreek Hill dated a couple.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Of years ago.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Give me the odds on the Bengals absolutely or just.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Doing it, making the trick, pulling the trick on the train.
So give me the odds on this.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I've got hand grenades, sticker, and cherry tree.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And we will combine.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
All of these things together and we are going to
tie up some loose ends, is what we're going to do.
That's what we're doing. So, first of all, to answer
the question, what are the odds? What are the odds
the Bengals would actually do this? It's one thing to
talk about, well what are the odds to ask you doing?
So I'm gonna set the mallor odds on Cincinnati actually
(05:54):
trading Jamar Chase, a top five receiver in the NFL
this offseason at plus three hundred now plus three hundred
implies a twenty five percent chance a two point fifty
hitter in baseball twenty five percent chance, which is not terrible.
It's not great to one in four chance. It's complicated. Right,
(06:14):
you open the cookbook. If you're Cincinnati, you obviously have
to modify the recipe. The recipe is not working, the
ingredients are not working, the food is disgusting that you're
serving on.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
A weekly basis.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
But this is one of those moves that you better
get right. But it's one of those things that looks
a lot better when you pull out your tablet or
your smartphone you look at a spreadsheet than in reality.
Because again, it's one of those things where the nerds
will say, obviously, you trade Jamar Chase and you get
three or four players on defense, and you can find
(06:52):
another good receiver, and.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It just makes a lot of sense in theory.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
You relocate res right, you move money around, you improve
the roster, and you look at it. Because Joe Burrow
is making more money, is salary's gonna go up the
next year the big money kicks in for Joe Burrow,
and so it's gonna keep going up, up, up and
away every year, and when you take a couple of
(07:16):
steps back, Jamar Chase is a luxury item, not a necessity.
And if Joe Burrow is as good as everyone says
Joe brow is, he doesn't need Jamar Chase.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The people that need Jamar Chase are mid level quarterbacks,
the bad quarterbacks.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Joe Burrow we believe him to be a top five
quarterback in the NFL. If he's a top five quarterback
in the NFL, he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Need that receiver.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Look at what has happened in Buffalo this year. Stefan
Diggs troublemaker. They got rid of him. Josh Allen's been fine.
Kansas City had Tyreek Hill, they got rid of him
and they've been fine. Tom Brady, he did have Randy
Moss at one point, but most of Tom Brady's career
he had second line receivers and they were fine. Lamar
(08:02):
Jackson regular season, Lamar doesn't have a great receiver.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They're fine.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So that's the template, right, that's the template. The great
quarterback does not need the great receiver to win. It
is the second level quarterback. Because the great quarterback is
a kingmaker. The great quarterback makes secondary receivers b level receivers,
A level receivers. It is the lower level quarterback that
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cannot do that. However, here's the problem. Here is the
third in the punch Bowl, Cincinnati. If they were to
trade Jamar Chase, they would be juggling footballs and live
hand grenades while fully intoxicated like our old collar beer
drinking Brian. And here's why, Jamar Chase and Joe Burrow
(08:51):
our football fraternity brothers from battaul.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Rouge, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And there would be a sense of betray if you
say goodbye to Jamar Chase and someone tells me that
Joe Burrow is not going to approve of that message.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
He's not going to sign off on that message. You
know what I'm saying. You fear me on that all
right now.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Now, Secondly, we go down to Carolina. Panthers are not
only a football team, they're terrible right there. It's like
they're popping wheelies. But that's about it. They don't they're
not winning. So they have a defensive tackle who's bounced around.
He's well traveled, which means he's a journeyman. Kaidavian Clowney.
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This guy's been around our world for a long time,
going back to his college days when he be headed
a running back in a bowl game and got drafted
at very top of the draft. But anyway, so the
defensive tackle Todaviian Clowney, he was in Carolina.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
He called out Eagle fans this week.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
No, I don't do we have the iudio, don't know
if I sent My mind is falling.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
But do we have the audio this? I don't know
if we have the audio or not.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
But Jadavian Clowney, he called out Eagle fans for just
the way they are, right, you know, and whatnot. He
said that, yeah, all right, so we apparently don't right.
But Jamen Clowney, I guess the editors thought it wasn't
important enough to share with you. But Jaevan Clowney called
out the Eagle fans and talked about how you know
they're the worst fans.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And all this stuff. So what is your verdict on
this one?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So the arrow is pointing at the cheese steak supporters,
the cheese steak supporters. That's the arrow in this one.
Good job by you, all right? And this goes back
a couple of years. If you set the hot tub
time machine to the year two thousand. Remember we were
all freaking out hoarding water, bottled water and toilet paper,
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and our leaders were forcing us to wear masks that
didn't work and get vaccines that didn't do anything. Yes,
so what a wonderful time twenty twenty was. But I digress.
So if you set the year to twenty twenty, Clowney
was the most wanted man in Philadelphia. Remember that hit
that knock out Carson Wentz, who was then the quarterback
the NFC wild Card loss for Philadelphia against the Seahawks,
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and the fans they were all over clown Oh that's
a dirty hit. I didn't even think they hit was
that bad, but oh, that's there. So it's clear that
time has not healed all wounds, that this is still
fresh in his mind.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
And so here we are four years.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Later and Clowney is getting ready to play a game
in twenty twenty four, playing out the string bad team,
and he's talking about Eagle fans that are taking up
space in his head. So congratulations to the Philadelphia fan,
yet again, the Philadelphia sports fan, I give you a
scratch and sniff sticker because you did it yet again.
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You have stayed rent rent free in the head of
Jendevian Clowney all these years.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
All right, final fuck.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
We now move to the land of television. Now I
used to rip TV people, but now I have a
TV show. So love TV people.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
But Netflix is.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Reportedly in talks to add the NFL Red Zone host
Scott Hansen to their upcoming Christmas Day double header Scott
Hansen and former NFL quarterback Drew Brees. Also, you know
your two games on Christmas Day that's coming up less
than three weeks away. Netflix will exclusively stream the Chiefs
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and the Steelers and the Ravens versus Texans game.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Those are not bad games.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Chiefs Steelers has a little a little bit of juice
to it, Ravens Texans not quite as much, but record wise,
both those teams pretty good. So Scott Hansen Drew Brees
would quote contribute.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
To the international coverage.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Of the two games a quoting to a report from
the Sports Business People. The key part of this to
me is the former Saints quarterback, former San Diego Chargers quarterback,
So failed NBC broadcaster Drew Brees is in deep talks
for the Netflix NFL job on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
What do you think about this? So to me, this
is a cherry tree situation that Drew Brees has a
good agent.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Every man, woman and child knows he was an abject
failure at and B.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
See.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
They had such high hopes for Drew Brees. He was
going to replace Chris Collsworth. He was wonderful, he was
gonna be a quick study and leave his mark in broadcasting,
and everyone ended up going stir crazy because the guy
was terrible. I is just horrible as a broadcaster, and
so we all know that.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But he's got a good agent.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So he's going to get a second bite of the cherry,
a second bite of the cherry. It sounds like it
sounds like, you know, international feed. I don't even know
what that means.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
They're gonna have two different broadcasts.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's confusing to me, but someone should let Netflix know.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
There is no need to futs around the brocket.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You could put me on there three man booth with
Marcel in Brooklyn and Whoopee Pie Blair in Maine. Our
sideline reporter could be Robbie the Mariner fan on one
sideline and on the other sideline we could have Mason
the Millennial and we'd have the same number of people
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watching the broadcast. Do you understand, right, halftime would be
eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Right, We'd have Kathy and Madison
do the halftime show and they it doesn't matter, right,
We'd have salsa entertaining, everyone dancing it after and the same.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Amount of people to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Nobody worries about the broadcasters. If the broadcasters are good, fine,
if they're bad. That's why the mute button was invented.
It's the storyline.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
People tune into radio shows or.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
To podcasts because of what the person has to say,
not because not an NFL game.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's the way it is.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I'm not now step down from the bully pulpit. I
will now step down. It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
As we are rolling, rolling, rolling through.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
The overnight hours.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Later this hour, we'll have big men's lame Jokes of
the week and hopefully weed Man will be with us
our our favorite laugh track there, weed Man Hippie who
people loved the koofon with jokes about his life and
he he embraces He laughs at himself, which is what
real funny people do.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
They laugh at themselves. They're part of the joke. People
love that. That is great. All right, we have the
Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But if you want to call in eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox that's eight seven seven nine nine
six six three sixty nine, and also on the X
machine to answer the Malor riddle. Follow me on the
X We'll use that during the show and you can
say hello right there there it is. You say hello
to me, and that's at Ben Mount.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
At Ben Mount. Lame jokes. Later in the hour, Here's.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
The Mallor Riddle of the day. Buffalo Bill's wide Receiver
keon Coleman. He said recently that he dropped multiple passes
during a practice and as punishment, he had to blank
again Bill's wide Receiver key on Coleman. He said recently
he dropped multiple passes during a Bill's practice and he
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had to blank as his punishment.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
That is the mailord really love to day. The answer.
We'll get to it and we will do it.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Next.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Phileasnavi Dot come back at least snaved Phileasnavi dut Phileasnavidt
at least snaveda.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's me Phil Miller Freddick Holiday Joy, one Christmas song
at a time, with an occasional Honaka song mixed in
for good measure. I have been told by Lareena to
tell you to promote the show.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
There is no budget. You will never hear a commercial
elsewhere for this show. You will never see a TV commercial.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
There are no billboards. Even in the radio trades. When
they put advertising out for the network.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
They don't include our show.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
We need you to help promote our show. And the
way you do that gorilla market.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Right.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
You are the missing piece legisaw puzzle.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So post about the show, tell friends about the show,
tell enemies about the show, come.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Up podcast if they're not all up at night there
and you can help grow the audience.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's really the only way that's gonna happen. Oh wise,
we're we're screwed. Let's get back to the show, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
All right, thank you, Bill, appreciate that at the very
time of year.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Got lame jokes of the week coming up in a
little bit time now, though, for the malor riddle of
the day, the Mallord riddle of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And this is where we give you a clue, a
little clue. We don't want to give you the whole thing.
It will taste so Buffalo Bills, they're not a bit
of a burner right now. No such thing as momentum.
We're playing well.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Bill's wide receiver Keon Coleman, dropped multiple passes during a
recent practice and he had to blank as his punishment.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
That's the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Let's see how creative many members of the Mallard militia
can get here with the Mallard Riddle of the day.
Robbie the Mariner fan says he had to get the
moyses Alu hand treatment.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Well that's old school, Robbie.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Doc Mike approves that had to pick up dog poop
from Christopher in casey he was on poop patrol.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Rod the Ambassador of Bakersfield had to stop eating KFC
during the game.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well he had to move from KFC to raising canes
during the game, which is better anyway for you? Why not?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Asher writes and says, eating the nasty patty is what
he said? All right, thank you for that fudgie writes
in and says, had to listen to the full season
of Benny Versus the Penny. Well, thank you Fudgie in
Boston for that shameless promotion in the newest episode of
Benny Versus the Penny, already airing around the country earlier
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all weekend long on cable television, also on Petecock.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So check that out.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I know Fudgie watches every week. What if the people
at NBC will let me say Fudgie on the They
don't know that what that means?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Stevie Meatball's rights and says they made him build a
paper mache Vince Lombardi trophy for the empty Super Bowl
case in Buffalo. Yeah, Tammy, our friend Tammy in Vegas.
We met her at the Vegas Meet and greet and
she says, had to stop doing Tiktoks. Had to stop
doing TikTok's fer dog right, since says that he had
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a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk, is
the answer interesting? Freddie writes and says, had to listen
to the Puck the World with Eddie and that was
his punishment. Wow, I mean that's we love Eddie, but
that is punishment. Who else is the illegal in the
Bible belt as well? King Rory writes and says that
eat hot dogs in pickles as buns.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh, that's disgusting stuff. That's nightmare fuel is what that is?
Who else do we have? Page down let's see legally.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Brian Christopher, who's going on vacation for the rest of
the year, says practice.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What do you mean we here talking about practice? That dude?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
An Iverson impersonation Miguel on Fire says the Bills player
had to wash all the team's jockstraps.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Alf the alien Opiner from Springfield, mass just down the
street from the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame where Muffett McGraw.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Isn't shrined, says as well, he lives, you know, another
town over.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
As punishment, the Bills player had to submit a question
to the Fifth Hour mail Bag this weekend. Yes, still
time and that sounds nothing like ask Man the Fifth
Hour mail Bag. There is still time to get your
question in for that podcast, and we we don't promote
it that much.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
We've got a good podcast, numbers on that are good,
so we don't really need to shamelessly beg people to
send questions, but if you want to, you're more than
welcome to. Who else we have Eke says a shovel shovele,
the anchor bars parking lot, the birthplace of the modern
chicken wing and who else? Chris and Kent Washington says
had to do something to himself. Yeah, sing the national
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anthem from Dante.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
All right, we got fine. JT.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
The wing man said, watch Benny versus the Penny's punishment.
All right, Lrainer, do you have an answer? Bill's wide
receiver Keyon Coleman, who dropped multiple passes at a recent practice,
said he had to blank.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
As his punishment, he had to clean the locker rooms
with a toothbrush. Oh, including the toilets. Yeah, all right,
is that correct?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
He On Cohen, Bill's wide receiver dropped multiple passes at
a recent practice.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
He said as punishment he had to.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Go outside in the freezing air there in Buffalo and
jump into a pile of snow.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
With or without clothes on. I didn't say it makes
a difference. It doesn't make a difference. Yeah, you big
snow jumper naked? You like doing that?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't like being cold at all.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, even you know, because when you go to like
a snow resort and you go to the hot tub
and you're supposed to wear a bathing suit, Yeah, what
are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Wear a snowsuit on the way to the hot tub?
Speaker 8 (22:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (22:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
There's that moment of when you're in there and it
feels good and then you know you've got to get
out at.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Some point and you're like, I'm never leaving. Yeah, yeah,
but you even get cold.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even when it's hot and you get out of the
swimming pool or something, you still get cold.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like the weird reaction to the to the outside weather.
But yeah, pretty wild anyway. So that's the answer.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And if that's the reason you play for the Dolphins,
because if you drop passes at practice with the Dolphins,
you run out to South.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Beach and go swimming. So it's much different experience.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
David the Friy Daddy writes and says, Ben, what the
f Lorena needs to stop with all this damn Christmas music?
We the listeners the man Ben Mahler holiday music Bill says,
He says Bill Miller crap and all that. He says,
I've heard every Christmas song a billion times. Give the
people what they want, Yes, Lorena, the people are demanding.
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Fried Daddy is demanding that we get the authentic Mallard tunes.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's what we get. You know what, I play one
every hour. Well he wants to an hour. He would
like each hour to dev to. You get what you
get and you don't throw a fit.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, I support too. I think we have a novel.
And he is right, like we've all heard the same
crafty Christmas music.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
It all sucks. I mean we've heard every year.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
There are different artists.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Are but we have our own artists, We have our
own talent here.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Who cares about these they're all dead anyway, most of
these people they the people that that wrote the old songs.
And we have people that are that are with us
and all that. So anyway, Uh, it is the Ben Mallas.
Let's go on the phones and we have lame jokes
coming up, and I don't see weed man there. Let's
say hello to Oh, here's influencer Gunner Gunner in Minnesota.
Hello Gunner in Minnesota. He's a social media influencer.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Hey, Ben, I don't like tell you're talking about my team.
Come on now Panthers are trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, what's the what's their record? What's their record? What's
their record?
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Three and not three and ten?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
I know, yeah, I'm so am I.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Am I supposed to? Am I supposed to praise them
at three and ten? Am I supposed to have a
party with balloons?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Like?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
What am I supposed to do? They suck? Your team sucks.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
You don't have don't have to mess up? That is
the bad Come on, no, you know barry your contract?
Watch teams? You know I'm anna call and I'm a
talk tracks about your team's the Clippers or whoever you are.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh, you shouldn't talk about them. They're not play well,
you shouldn't talk about that's me. You should not talk
about while you're talking about them. What a bad job
are you? You shouldn't talk about them. You should only
talk about them when they win? God? Is that such
a terrible take? My god? Do you stay up all
night trying to come up with bad takes?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Is that your plan? Like you're you're like a double agent,
you're working at Walmart. But really what you're doing is like,
how can I come up with the worst take of
the day? How can I annoy mallor that's what you're doing, Gunner.
I know that's what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
No, that's not what I'm doing. I'm trying to do
the best I can. So the question who is your
football team?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Gunnar? How long have you listened to this show?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You want to talk about your football team? Because that'
probably just like a cliver. Don't talk about when they do?
You just ignore it?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Gunner.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
I mentioned almost every week, multiple times a week, the
team that I like. If you haven't picked up on that,
you might want to go get a hearing aid because
your hearing is not that good.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's a bad job by you. Why are there such pauses? Here?
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Doug Gottlieb?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
You're positing a lot?
Speaker 7 (26:27):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
What am I talking to?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
God?
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Leave?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
What is going on here? Are you coaching a Green
Bay or something like that? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Is there a delay? Is this you know on television?
There's a there's a satellite delay? Are we on satellite?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I thought he was just loading? Ben? Is this AI?
You think he's not even real? Is it possible to rain?
And this is just some kind of AI program? It
could be Ben? You know they're trying to replace us
with AI.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I know at some point we'll all be completely you know,
we'll be whacked and there'll be AI here and people.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
To the Ben show.
Speaker 9 (27:02):
Yeah, just like, yeah, all right, Well that's I'm fine, Gunner.
I mean, I love you man.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
You're you're a You're a real peach. You're you're real
mench is what you are? You know that, Gunner? You
know what a mentions? Gunner? You know what a gun
you know what it mentiones? I hung up on him.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
I cannot take it.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
He's the mention on the bench. Just what he is
on the bench. Yeah, you don't know what that is either.
It's like alf on a shelf.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
But yeah, yeah, JJ from Cooper with that was JJ
from we have Hanakah Harry and we have the mention
on the bench, JJ from Renton Rights and he says,
I've owed you for years.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Man, y'all want raising canes or the sandwich place. Well,
it's very kind, j J. I want you to keep calling.
You know what you call the show? JJ. I love
JJ's calls.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
JJ from Renton, who I hung out with for one
night at the mall of meet and greet that we
did back into that had a great time with JJ
and Rehtt and he was fine. His daughter was there,
a cute little daughter with the glasses and the whole
thing there and and we were partying. And he said,
at the bar next door in Seattle, there Marshawn Lynch
was having a party.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
It's like right next door.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
It was.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
It was great. But so just call the show there
you go? All right? Anyway, let's go back to the calls.
I should we have lame is weed Man there? By
the way? Do we have weed Man?
Speaker 7 (28:24):
Is he?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Is he online? He is not there? No weed Man,
he's missing. Oh my god. Do you think he got
arrested again?
Speaker 6 (28:32):
I hope not.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I don't know. Well maybe no.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
No, let's go quickly to Bambinacious in Wisconsin. Bambinacious, Hello, Obambinacious.
Are you a Packer defensive power?
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
You missed a lot of tackles in the game.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Yeah you know, I got I got some positive stuff
to say though. A couple of things real quick. The
Packers didn't lose, they were behind one time ran out.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Oh there you go. I've never heard that one before.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, you know what I liked about the Packer defense
when it was third down or fourth down, and the
Packer defensive players were tackling the Lions and pushing them
towards the first down marker to gain.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Multiple times, did you did you notice that multiple times
the Lions there were Packer defenders tackling them. The player
came up short of the first down, but because of
the angle of the defensive player.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
For Green Bay pushed them across the line to gain.
Speaker 9 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah, that's that's a team effort right there.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That is that's dedication that they should all get game
balls from the Lions for that effort.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yeah. I couldn't actually watch because, yeah, I was working,
but you know, I have too many occurrences, so you know,
I would have been a pink slip, which I don't
even know what that.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Is, but a school when I was tardy a lot,
and you say you and no, you don't show up anymore.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Yeah, yeah, against the pink slip. That's the bad one.
You don't want that.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, you have to avoid that. Yeah then it's a pain,
but you probably get another job. But then you got
to be on your good bad behavior at the other job.
And who wants that, right?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
Yeah? Well, I got car famous stress involved you know.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah, you're all growing up now. You gotta pay for car. Man,
you want that car. You don't want that car to
be Repo. That'd be a pain.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
Yeah, that would suck. That would suck. I have to
go back to my christ for three hundred.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
That's not a bad car.
Speaker 7 (30:20):
Well it was bad. I got hey. I got something
for Aaron Rodgers too. He Aaron, it was right. I
was the psychedelics working off for you, buddy, I got.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
All right, Bombinaceous all right, thank you got him?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
He got him? Oh, Man, Aaron's probably right now calling
his agent. Let's get that guy's number. I want to
punish that guy. All right, what do we I'll call
I'll call weed Man.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
We'll see if I can wake him up, and we'll
either way, we're gonna do the lame jokes. But we
need a fake weed man if he's not available. So
if you want to be my backup fake weed man,
you're more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's a good impersonator. If we get a fake weed
mass were got in Colorado. The Belkman's pretty good. But
we need a fake weed man eight seven seven ninety
nine off. I'm gonna try to get ahold of the
real weed man. I have his number.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
We'll see if I can get ahold of him. Maybe
he fell asleep, He could be arrested, could be in jail.
We'll get to all that Big Man's lame jokes of
the week. We'll get to it, and we will do
it next.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
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Speaker 1 (31:30):
Have I got run over by hoo charge.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
Go back to prison? Christmas?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
See you can see there's no such statius. Calm be
drinking Bryan.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
He believes.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
She's been snorting too much mess.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Due not to.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
It is a classics pared drinking Brian.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
What a great period of loot history that was? That
hera us if.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
You're drinking Brian and half Mike when they Christmas. Yet,
it was wonderful, absolutely wonderful. It's kind of like lame jokes,
which is what's coming up here.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Molmentarily cans a reminder to support the show with mom.
Let's just get in there, go to bed. Here we do.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
Knock knock, who's there? Blame weed, blame wee too. It's
Big Ben's lame joke of the week that it is
Big Ben's lame jokes of the week. These are actual
jokes by Ashe listeners.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
And we did a wake up call, much like a
five star hotel will wake you up? Weed man, Hippi
who had such a tough day at work he was sleeping.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Right, weed man? I mean, is there any other radio
show where they like, did you think?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Howard Stern calls people up and says, hey, you missed
your time to call the show.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
I love you day?
Speaker 4 (32:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Weed man?
Speaker 5 (32:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Well, these are actual jokes. Sitting by ash Wait, what
were you doing? I know you were sleeping, but listen.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
No, no, I was listening to your show. That's a lot.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I called you and the way you answered the phone
is the way someone answers the phone when you're sleeping. Yeah,
that said you were You're like, who's this? All right?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Actual jokes by actual listeners. Why did Lizzo lose her
appetite back on Thanksgiving? Why she saw Jelly Roll performing
on a football halftime concert eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Why
did Lizzo call it quits on her diet?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Why?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, she was upset that she lost two pounds and
nobody noticed Noah, Noah in Austin. Did hear that Lizzo
skipped a meal yesterday? Oh yeah, that's unfortunately the Dow
Jones immediately lost five hundred.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Points as it was all so buddy Darryl in the Ozarks.
So Darryl loved the Ozarks. Well, morale on Lizzo's tour bus.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Is sky high since she lost all those pounds we've
made really yeah, now they can skip the weight stations.
They don't have to stop at those way stations there,
so they saved to us Joe at Virginia Beach, Thank
you Joe.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Why won't Lizzo ever tour again? Weed man? Why because
she is only half the singer that she used to be.
That's what.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Our buddy Chip in Maine, who makes these really good
molasses cookies, So thank you Chiff.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Chip. Did you hear that Lizzo? I think she's like
his wife. I love molasses cooking together to the you know,
I might make some for the party, wan, I'm thinking
about making couple of parties. Did you hear that, Lizzo?
We met you come into the holiday party this weekend?
We'ed man, Oh, that would be great.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Ah it be so much fun. Did you hear that
you're invited? If you can make the la, you can
come to the party.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Did you hear that Lizzo agreed to be a paid
celebrity endorser of the Ben Mahler Show.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, she said she would do it for peanuts.
I think that's the joke.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Great care.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's George and Uvalde, Texas.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
George is a fine teacher in Uvalde, Texas, raising the
youth of America. What does Lizzo think of lame jokes
of the week? What apparently she's fed up with them?
That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Speak Ben's lame jokes.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
You want to send jokes in, send them care of
Benmahler Show at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Put jokes on the headline Ben Mahler Show at gmail
dot com.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Now, the way this works best for us is Q
and a joke, so Q and then the eight part
the punchline, and then underneath that puts your.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Name on every joke that helps us out a line.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
If you do that otherwise, you know, all right, where
does weed man keep all of his worldly possessions when
he's homeless?
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The pawnshop?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
That's a Surfer Todd, the comedian good to have your
Backsurfer Todd.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
How did weed Man hit me acquire a new car?
Speaker 7 (36:15):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
He Lisa it? He Lisa did? Lisa did? I screwed that?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
And I said Darrel from the Ozarks mad job by
by Well, weed Man Junior would miss out on many things.
Can you name too? I can name too? What but
wait till your father comes home from work?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Is meaningless?
Speaker 2 (36:36):
And he could never do take your child the workday.
That's Dennis in Detroit. That's that's not nice. Isn't your
kid like really smart?
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Weed Man like your kids? Can you believe that?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I guess the apple does fall far from the tree
weed Man?
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I mean, my god, I'm believing that might be the
mail man this kid? I don't know all right?
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Why was weed Man banished to the outdoors after fully
gorging himself at the.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Annual Shelter Vision Thanksgiving meal.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Well, the answer, my friend is blowing in the wind.
Blowing in the wind.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
He wants your way, breck big Ben's lame jokes, aleikue.
Why does weed Man Hippie keep thinking that they are
calling him by the wrong name every time he goes
to jail. Why but Pail your cellmate keeps saying, Hello,
Ben Dover. I don't know what that's all about. That's
a John.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That joke never gets old.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
John at Youngstown, Thank you for that, John Youngstown, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
He always loves you. Weed Man. This there's a lot
of jokes about you, Big Ben's lame jokes.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
A week well, Blair and Maine spent hours studying for
the exam on the circulatory.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
System, but he got en f anyway.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, his efforts were in vain. It's a guy named Many.
I don't know where. I think Manny's in Massachusetus, but
maybe I didn't write that down.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
So bat jump by me. Manny, you can kick my ass.
Did you hear that Bill Miller's Barbecue in Texas has
agreed to be a sponsor on the Overnight Show. No, yeah,
it makes sense because Bill Miller is the lone star
of the show. That's George and Uvalde, Texas. Angry Bill
and Real Talk were on the live air together not
(38:24):
that long ago, and Angry Bill said a bad word
and got dropped.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
You hear about that? Wow? No yeah, and Real Talk.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Said, Hey, I was gonna say that one that's Marina
Chef in Omaha, the Great Marina Chef. Of course she
could have inserted a set of Angry Bill and real talk.
He could have gone with Tony in the Bay Area
as well.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
What classic old movie does Ben like the watch.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
After his hearty Thanksgiving meal to enjoy the aroma of
his digestion?
Speaker 1 (38:56):
What gone with the wind? That's Frank and Fargo? Who
sent that one in?
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Well?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Why did blind Scott never get paranoid while doing all
those drugs? Why because nobody could ever see his eyes
with his glasses on. That's Daryl in the Ozarks with
a blind joke. What do you call angry Bill robbing?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Bitcoin? What crypto currency? That's a chip in Maine? Who
sent that one in? We have some dad jokes that
were sending this one from Lenny. He sent this one in.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I see he's in in South Carolina. I'm guessing Lenny's
probably not originally from there, but I don't know. What
do you call a factory that makes okay products? What
a status factory?
Speaker 1 (39:51):
All right?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
See if you can get this one week made? This
is from Dave and Denver. What do you call an
army of babies?
Speaker 4 (39:57):
What?
Speaker 7 (39:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
That's easy. We man, the in infantree, the infantree. You
see what I You see what I did there?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, there you go. All right, Big Ben's laying jokes
of the week. This one's from Chipping Maine. What do
you call an Indianapolis quarterback that can't pass? What a
one trick pony? A one trick pony? All right, there
it is beg you weed man. Go back to bed now,
weed Man, thank you our friend in Miami, the great
Billy weed Man, hippie.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
There it is lame jokes.
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