December 10, 2024 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Troy Aikman saying that Mike McCarthy will coach the Cowboys in 2025, a viral video of Josh Allen flopping, 49ers WR Deebo Samuel explaining his poor season, Cite the Bite, and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Welcome, it's our number four, hour four and a happy Tuesday.
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you share the pod. So here in hour number four,
Troy Aikman says that Mike McCarthy will will coach the
Cowboys in twenty twenty five. He did say that before
the Cowboys just lost again. How much weight does that have?
And what does this viral bills Josh Allen flopping video
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say to you? We'll discuss that. Forty nine Ers quarterback
Deebo Samuel explained his poor season by saying, he's quote
just not getting the ball. Is it that simple? We'll
go there as well. It's all coming your way right now.
Have a wonderful Tuesday, and here it is our number four.
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of the number ten thousand. She tried to answer the
Mallar Riddle of the day, but she was driving and
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was unable to answer. She was very upset by that,
so she answered it late. But our lead this hour
is from Jerry's one.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're not going to recap the Monday night game. We
did that earlier. It'll be up on the podcast later.
All I will tell you is the Cowboys did the
thing you can't do with the time you can't do
it and Michah Parsons cried at the end of the
game and walked off the field before the game ended.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That actually happened.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Michael Parsons cried like a child and walked off the
field before the game ended. It doesn't get better than that,
does it. It happened. He had an emotional breakdown. That's
how bad the Cowboys are. They made a mistake that
you teach little Pop Warner players powderpuff players to not make.
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When you block a kick, you just leave it and
you get the ball. They tried to pick it up,
and they gave the ball back to the Bengals, and
then they lost and talked about bad beats. The Cowboys
were getting anywhere from four and a half to five
and a half points depending on when you bet on
the game at home, and the Bengals were gonna run
the clock out, they were gonna kick a field goal
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and win by three, and the Cowboy defense decided.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh boo hoo, and they.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Gave up a forty yard touchdown pass play and that
was it and they ended up winning by a touchdown.
But our lead is from that Cowboy Bengal game. The
sparring match, the pregame before the game, Troy Aikman dropped
a little nugget for our purposes. Little nugget you hear
what he said? No, maybe not appearing on sports radio
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hours before kickoff, but not our home in Dallas some
other station. Troy Aikman said that Mike McCarthy will remain
will remain the coach of the Cowboys next season. Aikman
does not believe McCarthy is going anywhere, he said, quote
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short of Bill Belichick. I don't know who you're going
to bring in that has a better resume. Aikman proudly
and full throatedly declared, I just feel that for a team.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And I really do not think is that far away.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I like the way this team is playing right now,
even without their franchise quarterback, Aikman said, hours before the
team went out there and had one of the most humiliating,
emasculating losses in NFL history.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
All Right, so let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Troy Aikman says that Mike McCarthy will coach the Cowboys
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How much weight does this have?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I've got speak easy, masterclass, and boom box, and
we will combine all of these things together, and and
we are going to make a blocked punt that is
not muffed by the team trying to recover.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
All right, so to kick off here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, Typically, if a broadcaster says that a coach is
going to be back, the rule of thumb is you
dismiss that because broadcasters cuddle with coaches all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, they're in the same production.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Meetings, and you take those conversations, those endorsements, you don't
take them seriously because they're all buddy buddy, they golf together,
they're friends and all that, so they're compromised. This is different, though,
This is a different situation with the Cowboys, based on
what we know of how the Cowboys do business. Troy
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Aikman is old. Troy Aikman's so old. He played when
the Cowboys used to win Super Bowls. That's how old
Troy Aikman is. So you know, he's old, long time ago.
And the thing about Akman, we've said this for a
long time, that he has the password to get into
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the speakeasy. He's got the password, and Aikman is invited
into that smoke filled room where Jerry Jones wanders around
wearing his silk smoking jacket, puffing away on his pipe
as that.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
In my head, it's like.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The old playboy mansion where Jerry's walking around his silk
pajamas smoking a smoking a pipe and all that. But
but Aikman is part of the inner circles. We all
agree on that. I think we all raise your hand.
If you don't, we all agree he's very knowledgeable when
it comes to inside workings of the Dallas Cowboys. Therefore,
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Troy Aikman is on the pulse of where the Cowboys
are right now. He knows a thing or two because
he's seen a thing or two. And more importantly, he's
been in the room with the people that are the
decision makers. Now we know Jerry Jones is loyal to
a fault.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We know that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And as of prior to the Monday night football game,
Mike McCarthy was in good shape. Now, not physically, of course,
but his status even as a lame duck. You've got
to think that that kind of loss the Cowboys had
on Monday Night to the Bengals in a real world
situation would cause you to second guess that position that
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you're either coaching it or you're allowing it to happen.
But that's you got to be the dumbest team, as
we said in the monologue earlier, to allow that to happen.
I didn't get past high school football, and even I
know that if a kick is blocked, you don't touch it,
You don't you run away from it like it's a
nuclear bomb. And a cowboy defensive player, special teams player
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went and touched it and didn't He muffed it and
then gave the ball back to the bank. That's like
McCarthy all right. Furthermore, we now pivot in a middle
middle of a sizzle real performance, an absolute scissor real performance.
It would have been the exclamation point on an MVP campaign,
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except the team lost. We're talking about Josh Allen. Six touchdowns,
Bill's quarterback, Josh Allen, three on the ground, three through
the air, by land by seeing you name it, did
a little bit of everything and lost. But he's being
called out Josh Allen. What did Josh Allen do to
cause angst over his performance with the Buffalo football team.
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We still haven't heard from Bill's mafia. We should do
a wellness check on Bill's mafia. Those guys call us
non stop.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
When they win. When they lose, suddenly they get in hiding. Anyway,
get back to the story.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So Josh Allen being called out because he was caught
on camera flopping flop flip flop, flop flop.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, he's flopping.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you didn't see this, if you're blind, or maybe
you just have a life and don't pay attention to
all stuff. So Josh Allen has been accused of deceiving
the referees using a ridiculous move, the floppy mcflop for
Josh Allen. So, during the loss to the l r Ims,
Josh Allen was seen trying to get a call from
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a we didn't even know which RAM player it was.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I was a RAM defensive player.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
A RAM defensive player got close to Josh Allen and
the two touched helmets.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It was a great brief touch, little.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Touch, and then Josh Allen acted like he had been
shot by a high caliber weapon and was falling down.
So what does this viral viral Bill's Quarterback Josh Allen
flopping video say to you? So, I'm gonna go first.
It shows me, and I don't know about you, but
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it shows me that Josh Allen has been taking a
masterclass from his pride to be his wife to be acting.
She's an actress, right, He's marrying an actress from a
Spider Spider Man franchise.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So this was a thespian performance by Josh Allen and
Alan much like Pat Trick Mahomes in Kansas City. These
guys know that they are part of a protected class.
The quarterback in the NFL is a protected class, and
you breathe on them too hard. It's fifteen yards automatic
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first Dame, It's true. So as a result, as a result,
the Bill's quarterback, Josh Allen figured, Hey, we're in La Washton, Inglewood,
We're near Hollywood and up to no good. Might as
well might as well show everyone that I could enter
show business.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That could be an actor if I want. Give it
a try. Now, if that doesn't work out, he's got
a future in eurosc NBA.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
They do that all the time, anti flopping legislation in
the NBA. All right, last thing, to the Bay Area.
We go the boogie down Bay Area. It is not
Deebo Samuel's fault that he blows. It is not, apparently not.
He is in the middle, not of a slump. He
is he just sucks all of a sudden. All season
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has been bad. He's twenty eight years old, likely done
with the Niners at the end of the season based
on his contract, and he is suffering one of the
worst seasons of his career. It's not even really close
since he became established. He is bad to the bone,
bad to the bone, bad amid all those problems. Amid
all those problems, Samuel claims that he is not responsible
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for his lack of performance. He stated that he is
not playing poorly despite what your eyeballs may tell you,
but rather that the problem is not receiving the ball enough.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Quote and you said this on social media.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Not struggling at all, just not getting the ball close.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now, that is what we call in this business, the
money quote. That's the money quote.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So forty nine er defensive back Deebo Samuel explained or
wide receiver, I should say forty nine er whideceiver Deebo
Samuel explained his poor season by saying, Hey, I'm just
not getting the ball. I'm just not getting the ball.
Is it that simple?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So this is a rhetorical question. You know the answer, right,
you know the answer, and I know the answer. We
have said this all season in previous Mallear monologues. You
watch the forty nine ers and when they come out
for pregame warmups, Deebo Samuel is a star. He is
a boom box star. They are dialing and profiling. They
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got the swag the Niners when they come out pregame,
they got that boombox and they are feeling it. Hey,
it's like a religious revival. Then the game starts and
it all goes away, all right, when the game starts.
The problem is based on my rudimentary knowledge of the NFL,
Deebo Samuel has a separation problem, meaning he can't separate
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from the defensive back unless there's some kind of grand
conspiracy under it. See that's the other part of this, right,
that's the other part of this that Samuel is essentially
calling out Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy and the offensive
coaching staff because if you're getting open and you're not
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getting the ball, then that's a coaching.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Problem, that's a quarterback problem.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then later on Deebo stated, he said, listen, just
because I voiced my opinions don't mean I'm hating on
any of my teammates.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He said.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay, Now, keep in mind, Deebo Samuel, if you're a
Patriots fan, or you go around the teams that need
wide receivers, you know who they are. Teams that are
looking to add a wide receiver. This is going to
be one of the top guys out there twenty eight
right now, good resume, not this year, the kind of
guy you can.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Get in free agency.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he's saying he's not hating on any of his teammates,
but yet he's doing a great job. He's just not
getting the ball, which is a indictment of the coaching staff.
It is an indictment of the players. Now, the other
part of the stoach is great. Deebo Samuel was absolutely
chaoed by something called community notes on X.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
When somebody posts something they have if you want to
challenge it, they have a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Called community notes, which usually is used for politicians or
people of a political nature and not so much with
sports people. But Deebo Samuel was absolutely given a shot
to the solar POLEX. He was just, oh my god.
The community notes on social media pointed out Deebo leads
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the team and drops so good.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And accurate he does lead the team.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
According to to the stats, he leads the team and
drops It's just it's so funny right under the post
where he's bragging about how he's doing a great job
and he's just not receiving the ball, it's just pointing
out he leads the team and drop pass. Just the
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We have a fashion faux paw, a fashion faull paw
or was it a fashion faux paw.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We will investigate the malar investigative team. Also, an NFL
player has admitted that one of his teammates hates the
quarterback of an NFL team, Say.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Why not every day that happens. We'll get to that
as well. We'll do it all and we will do
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Speaker 5 (17:50):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I heard that Bill Miller, you loser. I heard that anyway,
good song. These are wonderful holiday tunes, really getting you
in these period of the holidays. It is the season,
just fifteen days away from the Christmas holiday and just
a few more days after that. At the end of
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twenty twenty four, Oh what a year. It's been unbelievable,
Just an amazing, amazing year and less Unless it's not well,
I guess it depends on your perspective.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Depends on your perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Justin and Cincinnati said, other than the Dallas Cowboys, Hopes
and Dreams, did anyone else die last night?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm a little scared.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
To answer that question, Justin, because it seems like every
other week someone's been dying. Who's a fan of this show?
So I don't know how to answer that. I'm sure
somebody did die somewhere. Cowboy Drew says debo to the Vikings.
Cowboy Drew, who's got a farm and a cow named Mallard,
a cow named Mallin. Now, Ferd Dog points out rightfully,
so that Coops participant from Ithaca.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Oh this is stupid, Coop. Fird Dog's an idiot. No
he's not, Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Your guy was actually disqualified because he had a bad phone.
And as Ferg Dog points out, that has been a
policy on this show for years.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
That we have.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It has absolutely been a policy. Ferg Dog is the
rules guy. This was an expedited review by Ferg Doog
and under the expedited review by Ferg Doog, Sorry, Coop,
you don't win that I win with showtime. So in hindsight. Congratulations, Showtime,
you are the real winner. Also, the boys love the
Squatty Potty commercial. They are so excited that it's been
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playing here. Ferk says, I just heard the Squatty Party commercial.
It sounds glorious. Donkey sausage listening, I heard the Squatty
Potty enjoyed that very well. The guys are such fans
of the show. They love the advertisers. They can't get
enough of the advertisers.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I love sausage. By the way, Well, no, it's the
Squatty Potty, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Sausage is not an advertiser, although if they want to
advertise sausage, they're more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Great Is it a fashion full part? I said this
to both the Rain and Coops so they could see this.
People seem to be divided on Joe Burrow and the
outfit that he wore to the Monday night game. When
you think fashion, when you think the catwalk, you think
of overnight talk radio. So Joe Burrow showed up. For
those of you that are blind, let me describe how
Joe Burrow was dressed. He had what appeared to be
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it looks like pajamas.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
To me, that's what I thought a set of pajamas.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yes, but these are like high ends supposedly, and they
they're black, but they have what are the yellow, blue.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Red rainbow stripes.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Rainbow stripes up and down matching like it. I don't
like it. It looks terrible, looks comfortable, you know.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
To me, it looks more like uh like like neon
bars than rainbow stripes.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
People have pointed out it looks like the carpet at
a casino.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
It looks like almost like a light bright yeah, somebody said.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Somebody said it looks like a New York subway map.
Have you ever been to New York the subway math
there with all the different colors and yeah, whatever it
might be there. So yeah, who's somebody is advising Joe
Burrow to dress like this?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Is he married? Maybe his wife? I don't know, Like,
there's no way.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Joe Burrow when he was a little boy, thought someday
I'll be the quarterback in the NFL and I want
to wear that outfit to a game.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I don't believe that. I think somebody along the way
is like, this.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is what you wear, and go for it and that
handbag that he's got is probably worth more than all
of us combined. Right, the bag that he's got, their
bougie bag he's holding very expensive.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
You know it looks like a bulling bag.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well he didn't he buy the batmobile?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He said he bought a batmobile, and that boy, that's well,
good for him. That's the kind of thing. When Joe
Burrow gets a little older, people say, can you believe
you wore that?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like, seriously, my god. Let's go to the phones some legends.
We have a murderer's row of legends lined up. Let's
say hello to hollering James in many app list minus
ol da, Hello, Hollering James.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Hollering James snuck in the show at the very end
of the show. How you doing, man, That's.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
My favorite, my favorite question. I love when people ask
how I'm doing. No one ever asked me how I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
You're doing fine because Raina is looking pretty fine herself.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But you can't see the Raina. You don't know that.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
And are you on the blind listeners?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yes, Hollering James is blind.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I would tell by her voice, real, I can tell
by your voice.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh wow, oh, boy, come down, let's talk about Sam Darnold.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Think of him.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Now, you sound like you've been like taking helium out
of a balloon.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
James, is everything?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Okay, that's my new medication.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, your voice is more high pitched now.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, I know it's my new medication.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah. And how many pills are you on now.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Night?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
So you're still on the thirty six pills in the morning,
thirty six pills a night. Somebody should do a song parody.
Wouldn't that be an easy song parody? Instead of two
smoke two joints of the morning, smoke two joints at night,
It's take thirty six pills in the morning, take thirty
six pills a night. That would be an easy like
song parody for the show for James. If anybody wants
to do that, we'll play it on the air. Right,
wouldn't that be a fun song? James, I take thirty
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six pills in the morning and thirty six pills at night.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm keeping, I'm keeping. Uh, I'm keeping big Pharma
in business. Yes, one single.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Ahead of my gold check because I'm mispristed when they
gave me those thirty six pills to sworn.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Then, yeah, all right, but you're not snoring as much,
so the pills are keeping you awake.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
James. Yeah, that's not good for us.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, I trust man like I used to do. Anymore bad.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You gotta get back, man, I hear myself in the background.
Least you're listening to the show. So thank you for
listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I did, but I have to listen to the ship.
That's why I called it to hear the end of
the show.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, you actually called it. I'm called earlier. Yeah, you
called earlier, but.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You kept hanging up the contest.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
What content? We don't have a commento't give it anything?
Why there's nothing. We could never give it any away.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Nah, I thought you'd give it a whole break.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm not sending well, yeah, you can win nothing. I
mean we do give nothing. If you win.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Actually, if you lose, you get a lifetime supply nothing.
You know what, James, The holidays are coming up. You
know what I'm gonna give you. I never do this,
but I'm gonna give you a lifetime supply nothing. Well no,
I don't know about that. I'm gonna give you a
lifetimes pay nothing. So make sure on Christmas when you
want something, calls up, we'll send you nothing. And then
the day after Christmas, if you want something, we'll send
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you nothing. On your birthday, call us up, we'll send
you nothing. We will give you a lifetime supply nothing.
The Ben Malor Show is the show that gives you nothing.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Wow, I love?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, what's not the like?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
I love?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's Oh yeah, all right, well thank you James. What No,
I don't want that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm not. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Timmy'll messaged me every once in a while. I don't
know what's going on. She worked and she's working on.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I thought he said to wear your jammies.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah that's what he said.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Oh he was talking about Tammy.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, that's something like that. Anyway, it is the bedmatch.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I did want to point out the baseball got not on.
The Winter meetings are going on right now in Dallas.
And if you love the gossip, like some of this
just makes no sense, like the Yankees have to replace
Juan Soto, and the the buzz is they've they've talked
to Christian Walker, first baseman of Arizona, who's a free agent,
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and he's not he killed the Dodgers. A Dodger killed
I don't know how good he is other than that Alex Bregman, Now,
how will that play for the Yankee? They got Yre
Cole who's a cheating a hole, but Alex Bregman, who's
just trash from the cheating asstros. He's been mentioned, Carlos
Correa of the Twins who's also cheating as one one
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thousand and two one thousand hole trash. He's also on
the trading market. So why would you want to do
business with any of those guys? And those others pitchers
Corbyn Burns, Max Freed that have been mentioned for the Yankees.
The Red Sox they are hot and heavy to add
an outfielder ti Oscar Hernandez who wanted to go back
to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And Anthony Santander, the outfielder Lady the Orioles also have
been mentioned for the Red Sox as they're trying to
spend some money. The Tigers, the Tigers who made the playoffs.
They're they're flirting with Walker Buehler and Kyle Gibson and
a bunch of starting pitching, and they've also supposed to
the Tigers considered Goldie Paul Goldschmidt, who seems washed up
(26:59):
to me.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
But how about news, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean that's they want something. Maybe a fountain of
youth is a founder of youth in Detroit? Probably not.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
They probably not the founderin I thought it wasn't like Athens,
Greece or something.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, no, no, well Ponce dell Lyone found it in Florida.
The legend of Poncetellion. Yeah, the Fountain of you. That's
why everyone goes there before they died. They go to Florida.
It's God's waiting room. You go there and hang out
and then your boom.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
It is quite moist there.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, it depends what part of Florida you're you're in.
You know, you spend a lot of time in Florida.
You like Florida.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I've been there a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Let me guess you went to Disney World.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
How dare you make assumptions?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
And I went on a Disney cruise two separate times.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I've been many times before. I've been to Via Beach
that Dodgers used to train in Vero Beach?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Was it muggy when you went to oh.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Not that time because it was in the spring, so
it wasn't too bad. I did go there in the
month of August one time.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
There's just so wet and heavy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, yes, exactly, Yes, all right. It is the Ben
Mouse Show. Hello to Dick in Dayton. Hello Dick, good morning.
How are you happy holidays? Happy holidays? Yes, the great
Dick and Dayton. It's on my It's on my bucket list,
Dick and day And we gotta next year sometime, Yes,
(28:22):
probably in the spring, Mallard meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You gotta be there.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You know, I'm gonna come to Ohio and you, as
we know Dick and Dayton, Ohio for you is its
own country, right, You do not leave Ohio.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Everything you need is in Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Now, we haven't talked about your music in a long time.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I'm just gonna tell you what's that. We had the
beaver creeks.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh, the strummers are back, baby, the strummers are back. Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Shows that they tore off this Gosh, there were people
standing outside here and then we went back to where
we played inside you know where the oh we're the little.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
So you guys you guys tore down a church the
Beable Creek. No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We played we oh rocking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh man, that is so give me a little taste
of that, Dick.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Come on, No, we.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Did the one that was really good. We did this
in the Kettering Banjo Society last night. It was Doug
me and John Webber. We've been in the band thirty
eight years.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh that's awesome, God, you did.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
What was it? We did sort of a oh the
Yuka Lately played and then the band the jingle Bells
was good.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Oh it was good.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, give me a little taste what it sound like?
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Gohd da scene through this though? And the one moose
open sleive. Oh we glue laughing all the way.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Put that in the system of Lorena. There you go.
We got a new Dick and Dayton drop right there.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
I watched the.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Now, a friend of mine just sent me a message,
your dick, Have you ever left Ohio? Have you ever
gone to another state other than Ohio?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:08):
When I was younger, I think I went to Uh
where did we go? I'm trying to think, uh yeah, down, uh,
well down? And so what was it in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I think that's the next state. That's the state below Ohio.
Are you only all right? That's outstanding?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Up? We played there, Okay, like Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Just across the res a suburb of Cincinnati across the river.
So you now you got the Beaver Creek Strummers. What
about the string benders?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I got probably go uh, I'll go Friday because they're
going to close, you know for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
And then the original one when when you first started calling,
it was always the Kettering Banjoe Society.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Then we we just Oh I can't I miss Jack, Susie,
Piper Homer.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, they just we're big, so amazed.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
When he met me, he would put me in the
back and Sue puts me in the back. I break
my stand, but I can add live the music played
the courts and go down the notes.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, down the front board.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Sure, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I'm trying to think, what what the Miami's Burg or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I'm going there today. We're playing now this is called
the Star City Nelsons under the direction of wi there's.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Eight of it, of course.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, we're going to do caroling and oh.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's gonna be awesome. I need I need video of that.
And then what else do you used to mention? Always
the Clifton Opera House was always big.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
They're going to remodel that.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, yeah, they're going to do that, but sure.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
You know, like I say, it'll shut down. But it's
being good. But I watched the Bengals. Joe Burrow did
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah he looked right. And how great is it the
Cowboys handed you the game? How nice is that of
the Cowboys to give the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
A win like that?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I love what's his name, Joe Buck?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
And yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
They're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, they've been doing it for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, they were smooching all over Burrow.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Bye bye bye. There he goes our friend Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
So can we do our Ohio meet and greet?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
What the end of May?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Let me guess there's some event? Is it? Are the
Angels in Ohio? Or Yeah? Okay, I thought you were
done with the Angels.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Well, look, I'm still wanting to visit all the stadium.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Who they playing? The Indians of the Reds, the Guardians.
Oh that's right, the Guardians. I'm sorry, pletically correct the
Guardian so stupid.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Uh yeah, I didn't know that's further from from the
Dayton area, but I know, I'm it'll you know.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So you would like to meet Dick and Dayton. You'd
like to meet Dick? All right, I got you? Uh, Lorena,
would you be interested in this meeting Dick and Dayton?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Well, I am a fan of most Richards so wow.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, here's the thing I'd like to get the company.
We have many play of sponsors. I think, well, I
should reach out to some of these people. We should
have a sponsor. I think this will be a big event.
We have many listeners in Ohio. The show does very
well in the in the state of Ohio, and I
think people would even cross over enemy lines to hang
out with us. So that's my big plan for twenty
twenty five. And we'll contact some people and they'll they'll
(33:27):
ignore me, but I will attempt I will make efforts
to make that happen. So I will definitely be there.
Whether Lorraine and Coop can be there or not, I
mean we'll let them know.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
And will the Ben mallor cow be there.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, that's in Minnesota. See the cow's not in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's very difficult to transport a cow from Minnesota to
a Hi. You gotta put it in like a big
truck with a thing in the back, and you drive
it and it's bit pain in the ass and all
that stuff. So I do not think so, although we
could have a different animal, that's my cow named after me.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I have fer that's not yours mine. That is my cow.
It's a beautiful cow. Swam with the cow, all right,
real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
The Leprechaun has the final word before we get to
another malard.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Bit, because all we do is bit here.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Hello Leprechaun, Good morning, dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
How are you site the bike? Coming up? Leprechaun? Site
the bike?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, I'll hurry up, okay, the quick song, cook the
lou Pisa, this thing big Damil is apping Lorena is Bryce,
the beauty both sides by. You'r the heck today, go
all right, joke as well.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's one that's not a long that's not a long tune.
That's just as you told me to hurry up.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
How did you What do you get? What do you
get when you cross the next Christmas tree with an apple?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
What do you get when you cross the Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know, A crapple tree, pine a pine apple.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got the joke, you don't know dad, You're not
a dad. Lore you're a mom. You're not a dad,
So you.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Can get it, dy, what do you know what? On
fact from the Super Bowl, the referees also gets rings.
Did you know that? I didn't any small Yeah, they
actually do, but they're I mean they're smaller obviously, but
they do. And lastly, there's no way that Belichick should
end up as a college coach playing the field.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well, he's dating a college girl, so why shouldn't he
coach in college.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
She's got a football player.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well she could be maybe she I don't know. According
to Belichick, she's got a tight end.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
So there you go. But I'll that was a dad
joke because he wanted. You know, the guy likes dad jokes,
so I had to do that joke.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Professionals last years, but the college kids only last like
for one year now, and they can do the trade
board or whatever that is.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Belichick is just using that to get the NFL teams
off their ass.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's a higher I.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Just said that.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I said he's playing the field.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's my take.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Aaron Rodgers and him together would be I.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Gotta I gotta go, I gotta go, I gott I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Lepracan, I gotta go. Thank you. Cite the bite the
great sports radio mystery.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
His next.
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show Back to where we Go.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
It's time now to site site a bite bite where
we play random generic sound bites you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. What
are you trying to tell us? Who's doing the talking.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, here we go, cite the Bite, the great
sports radio Mystery, and let's go to this week'sund by
somebody from sports the last seven to ten days.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Let's figure out.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
If you can see who it is he turned it around,
or hear who it is you turned it around?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Will anyone get this right?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I will go caller number five? Call her fun u
A three?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Ben, You're no fun. You're no fun? Lebron James, what
about you? That's a tribute to Roberto Coop nobody? All right?
Play again? Turned it around? Let's start out with who
do we have here? Jed? Who fled is in Florida? Jed?
You're my caller number one?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Kirk Cousins?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Is that Kirk Cousins? Okay, hang up on yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Let's go to America's favorite drag queen caller Flexis. Who's
my caller number two? On site the Bite? Hello, f Lexis?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Is this Josh Allen?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh there's finally Bill's Mafia calls it. Josh Allen, hang
up on yourself. I think I'm good on that, but
maybe somebody else I'm sure would love to.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Let's give a clue. Coop what's the clue? Quickly?
Speaker 7 (38:54):
His father works for Bakersfield Police Department.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
His mother works for the California Highway PA. Oh, look
at that.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
All right, all right, so the son of some cops.
All right, play it again, play it again. Turned it around, Okay,
turn it around. Michael is in the Music City. Michael,
you're my caller number three?
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeh, Ben? Is that Miami Dolphins great kicker Ray Finkle?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Wow, that's irrelevant name Ray Finkel. That Wow, you're really
on the pulse of the show.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Thank you for this number three ever, Thank.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You, Michael. Good guest, by you, Loreny, he said, number three.
All right, let's go to call her number four. Shane
is in des Moine. Shane, you're my caller number four, Shane.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Hey Ben, is that Pearl Bailey.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Thurl Bailey, an old Utah jazz sixth man from the
eighties and nineties. Now, all right, thank you, say hi
to your maybe soon to be wife there. All right,
thank you, Donut Kelly. All right, time now for caller five.
And but we have a clue. First, what is the
other clue? There? Coop clue number two on site the
(39:57):
Bite the Great Sports Radio Mystery.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
He was the first time the twenty sixth pick in
the draft received the fully guaranteed contract since the rookie
pacecale has changed.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, does that give it away? Twenty six pick
in the draft played again?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Lorna turned it around.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Let's go now to Russell and Orlando call her five? Ross,
bring it home, Ross, bring it home?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Uh, Graham Barton, No, hang up?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Ins Wow, all right, James, you know the answer, James
hollering James, helloo, what.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Do you say?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Shaquilla and Shaquille O'Neal was the twenty sixth pick in
the draft and the suck.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
No, what's the answer.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
We're Jordan Love, Jordan Love of the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Suck.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Bad job by these people. Well, what kind of guesses
were those? That was a bogus, ridiculous
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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you share the pod. So here in hour number four,
Troy Aikman says that Mike McCarthy will will coach the
Cowboys in twenty twenty five. He did say that before
the Cowboys just lost again. How much weight does that have?
And what does this viral bills Josh Allen flopping video
(00:44):
say to you? We'll discuss that. Forty nine Ers quarterback
Deebo Samuel explained his poor season by saying, he's quote
just not getting the ball. Is it that simple? We'll
go there as well. It's all coming your way right now.
Have a wonderful Tuesday, and here it is our number four.
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was unable to answer. She was very upset by that,
so she answered it late. But our lead this hour
is from Jerry's one.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're not going to recap the Monday night game. We
did that earlier. It'll be up on the podcast later.
All I will tell you is the Cowboys did the
thing you can't do with the time you can't do
it and Michah Parsons cried at the end of the
game and walked off the field before the game ended.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That actually happened.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Michael Parsons cried like a child and walked off the
field before the game ended. It doesn't get better than that,
does it. It happened. He had an emotional breakdown. That's
how bad the Cowboys are. They made a mistake that
you teach little Pop Warner players powderpuff players to not make.
(02:57):
When you block a kick, you just leave it and
you get the ball. They tried to pick it up,
and they gave the ball back to the Bengals, and
then they lost and talked about bad beats. The Cowboys
were getting anywhere from four and a half to five
and a half points depending on when you bet on
the game at home, and the Bengals were gonna run
the clock out, they were gonna kick a field goal
(03:17):
and win by three, and the Cowboy defense decided.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh boo hoo, and they.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Gave up a forty yard touchdown pass play and that
was it and they ended up winning by a touchdown.
But our lead is from that Cowboy Bengal game. The
sparring match, the pregame before the game, Troy Aikman dropped
a little nugget for our purposes. Little nugget you hear
what he said? No, maybe not appearing on sports radio
(03:47):
hours before kickoff, but not our home in Dallas some
other station. Troy Aikman said that Mike McCarthy will remain
will remain the coach of the Cowboys next season. Aikman
does not believe McCarthy is going anywhere, he said, quote
(04:08):
short of Bill Belichick. I don't know who you're going
to bring in that has a better resume. Aikman proudly
and full throatedly declared, I just feel that for a team.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And I really do not think is that far away.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I like the way this team is playing right now,
even without their franchise quarterback, Aikman said, hours before the
team went out there and had one of the most humiliating,
emasculating losses in NFL history.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
All Right, so let us discuss the question.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Troy Aikman says that Mike McCarthy will coach the Cowboys
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
How much weight does this have?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So I've got speak easy, masterclass, and boom box, and
we will combine all of these things together, and and
we are going to make a blocked punt that is
not muffed by the team trying to recover.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
All right, so to kick off here.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, Typically, if a broadcaster says that a coach is
going to be back, the rule of thumb is you
dismiss that because broadcasters cuddle with coaches all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Right, they're in the same production.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Meetings, and you take those conversations, those endorsements, you don't
take them seriously because they're all buddy buddy, they golf together,
they're friends and all that, so they're compromised. This is different, though,
This is a different situation with the Cowboys, based on
what we know of how the Cowboys do business. Troy
(05:44):
Aikman is old. Troy Aikman's so old. He played when
the Cowboys used to win Super Bowls. That's how old
Troy Aikman is. So you know, he's old, long time ago.
And the thing about Akman, we've said this for a
long time, that he has the password to get into
(06:07):
the speakeasy. He's got the password, and Aikman is invited
into that smoke filled room where Jerry Jones wanders around
wearing his silk smoking jacket, puffing away on his pipe
as that.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
In my head, it's like.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The old playboy mansion where Jerry's walking around his silk
pajamas smoking a smoking a pipe and all that. But
but Aikman is part of the inner circles. We all
agree on that. I think we all raise your hand.
If you don't, we all agree he's very knowledgeable when
it comes to inside workings of the Dallas Cowboys. Therefore,
(06:45):
Troy Aikman is on the pulse of where the Cowboys
are right now. He knows a thing or two because
he's seen a thing or two. And more importantly, he's
been in the room with the people that are the
decision makers. Now we know Jerry Jones is loyal to
a fault.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
We know that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And as of prior to the Monday night football game,
Mike McCarthy was in good shape. Now, not physically, of course,
but his status even as a lame duck. You've got
to think that that kind of loss the Cowboys had
on Monday Night to the Bengals in a real world
situation would cause you to second guess that position that
(07:31):
you're either coaching it or you're allowing it to happen.
But that's you got to be the dumbest team, as
we said in the monologue earlier, to allow that to happen.
I didn't get past high school football, and even I
know that if a kick is blocked, you don't touch it,
You don't you run away from it like it's a
nuclear bomb. And a cowboy defensive player, special teams player
(07:55):
went and touched it and didn't He muffed it and
then gave the ball back to the bank. That's like
McCarthy all right. Furthermore, we now pivot in a middle
middle of a sizzle real performance, an absolute scissor real performance.
It would have been the exclamation point on an MVP campaign,
(08:16):
except the team lost. We're talking about Josh Allen. Six touchdowns,
Bill's quarterback, Josh Allen, three on the ground, three through
the air, by land by seeing you name it, did
a little bit of everything and lost. But he's being
called out Josh Allen. What did Josh Allen do to
cause angst over his performance with the Buffalo football team.
(08:37):
We still haven't heard from Bill's mafia. We should do
a wellness check on Bill's mafia. Those guys call us
non stop.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
When they win. When they lose, suddenly they get in hiding. Anyway,
get back to the story.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So Josh Allen being called out because he was caught
on camera flopping flop flip flop, flop flop.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, he's flopping.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
If you didn't see this, if you're blind, or maybe
you just have a life and don't pay attention to
all stuff. So Josh Allen has been accused of deceiving
the referees using a ridiculous move, the floppy mcflop for
Josh Allen. So, during the loss to the l r Ims,
Josh Allen was seen trying to get a call from
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a we didn't even know which RAM player it was.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I was a RAM defensive player.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
A RAM defensive player got close to Josh Allen and
the two touched helmets.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
It was a great brief touch, little.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Touch, and then Josh Allen acted like he had been
shot by a high caliber weapon and was falling down.
So what does this viral viral Bill's Quarterback Josh Allen
flopping video say to you? So, I'm gonna go first.
It shows me, and I don't know about you, but
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it shows me that Josh Allen has been taking a
masterclass from his pride to be his wife to be acting.
She's an actress, right, He's marrying an actress from a
Spider Spider Man franchise.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And all that.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So this was a thespian performance by Josh Allen and
Alan much like Pat Trick Mahomes in Kansas City. These
guys know that they are part of a protected class.
The quarterback in the NFL is a protected class, and
you breathe on them too hard. It's fifteen yards automatic
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first Dame, It's true. So as a result, as a result,
the Bill's quarterback, Josh Allen figured, Hey, we're in La Washton, Inglewood,
We're near Hollywood and up to no good. Might as
well might as well show everyone that I could enter
show business.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
That could be an actor if I want. Give it
a try. Now, if that doesn't work out, he's got
a future in eurosc NBA.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
They do that all the time, anti flopping legislation in
the NBA. All right, last thing, to the Bay Area.
We go the boogie down Bay Area. It is not
Deebo Samuel's fault that he blows. It is not, apparently not.
He is in the middle, not of a slump. He
is he just sucks all of a sudden. All season
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has been bad. He's twenty eight years old, likely done
with the Niners at the end of the season based
on his contract, and he is suffering one of the
worst seasons of his career. It's not even really close
since he became established. He is bad to the bone,
bad to the bone, bad amid all those problems. Amid
all those problems, Samuel claims that he is not responsible
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for his lack of performance. He stated that he is
not playing poorly despite what your eyeballs may tell you,
but rather that the problem is not receiving the ball enough.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Quote and you said this on social media.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Not struggling at all, just not getting the ball close.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Now, that is what we call in this business, the
money quote. That's the money quote.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
So forty nine er defensive back Deebo Samuel explained or
wide receiver, I should say forty nine er whideceiver Deebo
Samuel explained his poor season by saying, Hey, I'm just
not getting the ball. I'm just not getting the ball.
Is it that simple?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:36):
So this is a rhetorical question. You know the answer, right,
you know the answer, and I know the answer. We
have said this all season in previous Mallear monologues. You
watch the forty nine ers and when they come out
for pregame warmups, Deebo Samuel is a star. He is
a boom box star. They are dialing and profiling. They
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got the swag the Niners when they come out pregame,
they got that boombox and they are feeling it. Hey,
it's like a religious revival. Then the game starts and
it all goes away, all right, when the game starts.
The problem is based on my rudimentary knowledge of the NFL,
Deebo Samuel has a separation problem, meaning he can't separate
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from the defensive back unless there's some kind of grand
conspiracy under it. See that's the other part of this, right,
that's the other part of this that Samuel is essentially
calling out Kyle Shanahan and Brock Purdy and the offensive
coaching staff because if you're getting open and you're not
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getting the ball, then that's a coaching.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Problem, that's a quarterback problem.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And then later on Deebo stated, he said, listen, just
because I voiced my opinions don't mean I'm hating on
any of my teammates.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
He said.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay, Now, keep in mind, Deebo Samuel, if you're a
Patriots fan, or you go around the teams that need
wide receivers, you know who they are. Teams that are
looking to add a wide receiver. This is going to
be one of the top guys out there twenty eight
right now, good resume, not this year, the kind of
guy you can.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Get in free agency.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
And he's saying he's not hating on any of his teammates,
but yet he's doing a great job. He's just not
getting the ball, which is a indictment of the coaching staff.
It is an indictment of the players. Now, the other
part of the stoach is great. Deebo Samuel was absolutely
chaoed by something called community notes on X.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
When somebody posts something they have if you want to
challenge it, they have a thing.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Called community notes, which usually is used for politicians or
people of a political nature and not so much with
sports people. But Deebo Samuel was absolutely given a shot
to the solar POLEX. He was just, oh my god.
The community notes on social media pointed out Deebo leads
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the team and drops so good.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And accurate he does lead the team.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
According to to the stats, he leads the team and
drops It's just it's so funny right under the post
where he's bragging about how he's doing a great job
and he's just not receiving the ball, it's just pointing
out he leads the team and drop pass. Just the
continuation was just wonderful. It is the Ben Mahler Show.
If you would like to be part of this, one
line open for us, you can get lucky. You get
that line eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. That's
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eight seven seven nine nine six six three six ' nine.
We have a fashion faux paw, a fashion faull paw
or was it a fashion faux paw.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
We will investigate the malar investigative team. Also, an NFL
player has admitted that one of his teammates hates the
quarterback of an NFL team, Say.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Why not every day that happens. We'll get to that
as well. We'll do it all and we will do
it next.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mellor
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app On the first
day of Christmas, Ben Mallory game to me.
Speaker 6 (16:40):
On the second day Christmas, Ben Mallor to me two
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Speaker 3 (16:56):
Me three calls from Doc Mike que text.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
And on the fourth day Christ.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Called some two text and.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah he it's I Bill Miller reminding you to interact
with a live show on all night including right now.
You have an advantage over those podcast listeners that you're
less commercials, but you get to interact with the live
show and you have your comments read on the air.
You can say hello to big men on x at,
Ben Mahler Coop the Loop, al Bronco Fan, Lorrain ah
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at FSR Tech Queen. Now back to the dingleberry that
is Ben Maller.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I heard that Bill Miller, you loser. I heard that anyway,
good song. These are wonderful holiday tunes, really getting you
in these period of the holidays. It is the season,
just fifteen days away from the Christmas holiday and just
a few more days after that. At the end of
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twenty twenty four, Oh what a year. It's been unbelievable,
Just an amazing, amazing year and less Unless it's not well,
I guess it depends on your perspective.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Depends on your perspective.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Justin and Cincinnati said, other than the Dallas Cowboys, Hopes
and Dreams, did anyone else die last night?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
I'm a little scared.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
To answer that question, Justin, because it seems like every
other week someone's been dying. Who's a fan of this show?
So I don't know how to answer that. I'm sure
somebody did die somewhere. Cowboy Drew says debo to the Vikings.
Cowboy Drew, who's got a farm and a cow named Mallard,
a cow named Mallin. Now, Ferd Dog points out rightfully,
so that Coops participant from Ithaca.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Oh this is stupid, Coop. Fird Dog's an idiot. No
he's not, Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
He's right.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Your guy was actually disqualified because he had a bad phone.
And as Ferg Dog points out, that has been a
policy on this show for years.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
That we have.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
It has absolutely been a policy. Ferg Dog is the
rules guy. This was an expedited review by Ferg Doog
and under the expedited review by Ferg Doog, Sorry, Coop,
you don't win that I win with showtime. So in hindsight. Congratulations, Showtime,
you are the real winner. Also, the boys love the
Squatty Potty commercial. They are so excited that it's been
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playing here. Ferk says, I just heard the Squatty Party commercial.
It sounds glorious. Donkey sausage listening, I heard the Squatty
Potty enjoyed that very well. The guys are such fans
of the show. They love the advertisers. They can't get
enough of the advertisers.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I love sausage. By the way, Well, no, it's the
Squatty Potty, it's not.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Sausage is not an advertiser, although if they want to
advertise sausage, they're more than welcome.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
So there's a.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Great Is it a fashion full part? I said this
to both the Rain and Coops so they could see this.
People seem to be divided on Joe Burrow and the
outfit that he wore to the Monday night game. When
you think fashion, when you think the catwalk, you think
of overnight talk radio. So Joe Burrow showed up. For
those of you that are blind, let me describe how
Joe Burrow was dressed. He had what appeared to be
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it looks like pajamas.
Speaker 8 (20:22):
To me, that's what I thought a set of pajamas.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yes, but these are like high ends supposedly, and they
they're black, but they have what are the yellow, blue.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Red rainbow stripes.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Rainbow stripes up and down matching like it. I don't
like it. It looks terrible, looks comfortable, you know.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
To me, it looks more like uh like like neon
bars than rainbow stripes.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
People have pointed out it looks like the carpet at
a casino.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
It looks like almost like a light bright yeah, somebody said.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Somebody said it looks like a New York subway map.
Have you ever been to New York the subway math
there with all the different colors and yeah, whatever it
might be there. So yeah, who's somebody is advising Joe
Burrow to dress like this?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Is he married? Maybe his wife? I don't know, Like,
there's no way.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Joe Burrow when he was a little boy, thought someday
I'll be the quarterback in the NFL and I want
to wear that outfit to a game.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Right.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
I don't believe that. I think somebody along the way
is like, this.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Is what you wear, and go for it and that
handbag that he's got is probably worth more than all
of us combined. Right, the bag that he's got, their
bougie bag he's holding very expensive.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
You know it looks like a bulling bag.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Well he didn't he buy the batmobile?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He said he bought a batmobile, and that boy, that's well,
good for him. That's the kind of thing. When Joe
Burrow gets a little older, people say, can you believe
you wore that?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like, seriously, my god. Let's go to the phones some legends.
We have a murderer's row of legends lined up. Let's
say hello to hollering James in many app list minus
ol da, Hello, Hollering James.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Hollering James snuck in the show at the very end
of the show. How you doing, man, That's.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
My favorite, my favorite question. I love when people ask
how I'm doing. No one ever asked me how I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
You're doing fine because Raina is looking pretty fine herself.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But you can't see the Raina. You don't know that.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
And are you on the blind listeners?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yes, Hollering James is blind.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
I would tell by her voice, real, I can tell
by your voice.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh wow, oh, boy, come down, let's talk about Sam Darnold.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Think of him.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Now, you sound like you've been like taking helium out
of a balloon.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
James, is everything?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Okay, that's my new medication.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, your voice is more high pitched now.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, I know it's my new medication.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah. And how many pills are you on now.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Night?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
So you're still on the thirty six pills in the morning,
thirty six pills a night. Somebody should do a song parody.
Wouldn't that be an easy song parody? Instead of two
smoke two joints of the morning, smoke two joints at night,
It's take thirty six pills in the morning, take thirty
six pills a night. That would be an easy like
song parody for the show for James. If anybody wants
to do that, we'll play it on the air. Right,
wouldn't that be a fun song? James, I take thirty
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six pills in the morning and thirty six pills at night.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, I'm keeping, I'm keeping. Uh, I'm keeping big Pharma
in business. Yes, one single.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Ahead of my gold check because I'm mispristed when they
gave me those thirty six pills to sworn.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Then, yeah, all right, but you're not snoring as much,
so the pills are keeping you awake.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
James. Yeah, that's not good for us.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, I trust man like I used to do. Anymore bad.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You gotta get back, man, I hear myself in the background.
Least you're listening to the show. So thank you for
listening to the show.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I did, but I have to listen to the ship.
That's why I called it to hear the end of
the show.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Well, you actually called it. I'm called earlier. Yeah, you
called earlier, but.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You kept hanging up the contest.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
What content? We don't have a commento't give it anything?
Why there's nothing. We could never give it any away.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Nah, I thought you'd give it a whole break.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm not sending well, yeah, you can win nothing. I
mean we do give nothing. If you win.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Actually, if you lose, you get a lifetime supply nothing.
You know what, James, The holidays are coming up. You
know what I'm gonna give you. I never do this,
but I'm gonna give you a lifetime supply nothing. Well no,
I don't know about that. I'm gonna give you a
lifetimes pay nothing. So make sure on Christmas when you
want something, calls up, we'll send you nothing. And then
the day after Christmas, if you want something, we'll send
(24:43):
you nothing. On your birthday, call us up, we'll send
you nothing. We will give you a lifetime supply nothing.
The Ben Malor Show is the show that gives you nothing.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Wow, I love?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, what's not the like?
Speaker 9 (24:58):
I love?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's Oh yeah, all right, well thank you James. What No,
I don't want that, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm not. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Timmy'll messaged me every once in a while. I don't
know what's going on. She worked and she's working on.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
I thought he said to wear your jammies.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah that's what he said.
Speaker 8 (25:21):
Oh he was talking about Tammy.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah, that's something like that. Anyway, it is the bedmatch.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I did want to point out the baseball got not on.
The Winter meetings are going on right now in Dallas.
And if you love the gossip, like some of this
just makes no sense, like the Yankees have to replace
Juan Soto, and the the buzz is they've they've talked
to Christian Walker, first baseman of Arizona, who's a free agent,
(25:51):
and he's not he killed the Dodgers. A Dodger killed
I don't know how good he is other than that Alex Bregman, Now,
how will that play for the Yankee? They got Yre
Cole who's a cheating a hole, but Alex Bregman, who's
just trash from the cheating asstros. He's been mentioned, Carlos
Correa of the Twins who's also cheating as one one
(26:14):
thousand and two one thousand hole trash. He's also on
the trading market. So why would you want to do
business with any of those guys? And those others pitchers
Corbyn Burns, Max Freed that have been mentioned for the Yankees.
The Red Sox they are hot and heavy to add
an outfielder ti Oscar Hernandez who wanted to go back
to the Dodgers.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
And Anthony Santander, the outfielder Lady the Orioles also have
been mentioned for the Red Sox as they're trying to
spend some money. The Tigers, the Tigers who made the playoffs.
They're they're flirting with Walker Buehler and Kyle Gibson and
a bunch of starting pitching, and they've also supposed to
the Tigers considered Goldie Paul Goldschmidt, who seems washed up
(26:59):
to me.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
But how about news, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
I mean that's they want something. Maybe a fountain of
youth is a founder of youth in Detroit? Probably not.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
They probably not the founderin I thought it wasn't like Athens,
Greece or something.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, no, no, well Ponce dell Lyone found it in Florida.
The legend of Poncetellion. Yeah, the Fountain of you. That's
why everyone goes there before they died. They go to Florida.
It's God's waiting room. You go there and hang out
and then your boom.
Speaker 8 (27:25):
It is quite moist there.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, it depends what part of Florida you're you're in.
You know, you spend a lot of time in Florida.
You like Florida.
Speaker 8 (27:31):
I've been there a couple of times.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Let me guess you went to Disney World.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
How dare you make assumptions?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 8 (27:39):
And I went on a Disney cruise two separate times.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I've been many times before. I've been to Via Beach
that Dodgers used to train in Vero Beach?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Was it muggy when you went to oh.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Not that time because it was in the spring, so
it wasn't too bad. I did go there in the
month of August one time.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
There's just so wet and heavy.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yes, yes, exactly, Yes, all right. It is the Ben
Mouse Show. Hello to Dick in Dayton. Hello Dick, good morning.
How are you happy holidays? Happy holidays? Yes, the great
Dick and Dayton. It's on my It's on my bucket list,
Dick and day And we gotta next year sometime, Yes,
(28:22):
probably in the spring, Mallard meet and greet.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
You gotta be there.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You know, I'm gonna come to Ohio and you, as
we know Dick and Dayton, Ohio for you is its
own country, right, You do not leave Ohio.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Everything you need is in Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Now, we haven't talked about your music in a long time.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I'm just gonna tell you what's that. We had the
beaver creeks.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh, the strummers are back, baby, the strummers are back. Wow.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Shows that they tore off this Gosh, there were people
standing outside here and then we went back to where
we played inside you know where the oh we're the little.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
So you guys you guys tore down a church the
Beable Creek. No you didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
We played we oh rocking around the Christmas Tree.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Oh man, that is so give me a little taste
of that, Dick.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Come on, No, we.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Did the one that was really good. We did this
in the Kettering Banjo Society last night. It was Doug
me and John Webber. We've been in the band thirty
eight years.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh that's awesome, God, you did.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
What was it? We did sort of a oh the
Yuka Lately played and then the band the jingle Bells
was good.
Speaker 9 (29:38):
Oh it was good.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, give me a little taste what it sound like?
Speaker 9 (29:41):
Gohd da scene through this though? And the one moose
open sleive. Oh we glue laughing all the way.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
How's that?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Put that in the system of Lorena. There you go.
We got a new Dick and Dayton drop right there.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
I watched the.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Now, a friend of mine just sent me a message,
your dick, Have you ever left Ohio? Have you ever
gone to another state other than Ohio?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:08):
When I was younger, I think I went to Uh
where did we go? I'm trying to think, uh yeah, down, uh,
well down? And so what was it in Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I think that's the next state. That's the state below Ohio.
Are you only all right? That's outstanding?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Up? We played there, Okay, like Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Just across the res a suburb of Cincinnati across the river.
So you now you got the Beaver Creek Strummers. What
about the string benders?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
I got probably go uh, I'll go Friday because they're
going to close, you know for the holidays.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
And then the original one when when you first started calling,
it was always the Kettering Banjoe Society.
Speaker 9 (30:52):
Then we we just Oh I can't I miss Jack, Susie,
Piper Homer.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, they just we're big, so amazed.
Speaker 9 (31:01):
When he met me, he would put me in the
back and Sue puts me in the back. I break
my stand, but I can add live the music played
the courts and go down the notes.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, down the front board.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Sure, I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
I'm trying to think, what what the Miami's Burg or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I'm going there today. We're playing now this is called
the Star City Nelsons under the direction of wi there's.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Eight of it, of course.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Yeah, we're going to do caroling and oh.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's gonna be awesome. I need I need video of that.
And then what else do you used to mention? Always
the Clifton Opera House was always big.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
They're going to remodel that.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Okay, yeah, they're going to do that, but sure.
Speaker 9 (31:44):
You know, like I say, it'll shut down. But it's
being good. But I watched the Bengals. Joe Burrow did
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah he looked right. And how great is it the
Cowboys handed you the game? How nice is that of
the Cowboys to give the Bengals.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
A win like that?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
I love what's his name, Joe Buck?
Speaker 9 (32:01):
And yeah, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
They're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, they've been doing it for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, they were smooching all over Burrow.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I have a good day.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Bye bye bye. There he goes our friend Dick and Dayton.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
So can we do our Ohio meet and greet?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
What the end of May?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Let me guess there's some event? Is it? Are the
Angels in Ohio? Or Yeah? Okay, I thought you were
done with the Angels.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Well, look, I'm still wanting to visit all the stadium.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Who they playing? The Indians of the Reds, the Guardians.
Oh that's right, the Guardians. I'm sorry, pletically correct the
Guardian so stupid.
Speaker 7 (32:44):
Uh yeah, I didn't know that's further from from the
Dayton area, but I know, I'm it'll you know.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
So you would like to meet Dick and Dayton. You'd
like to meet Dick? All right, I got you? Uh, Lorena,
would you be interested in this meeting Dick and Dayton?
Speaker 8 (32:58):
Well, I am a fan of most Richards so wow.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
All right.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Well, here's the thing I'd like to get the company.
We have many play of sponsors. I think, well, I
should reach out to some of these people. We should
have a sponsor. I think this will be a big event.
We have many listeners in Ohio. The show does very
well in the in the state of Ohio, and I
think people would even cross over enemy lines to hang
out with us. So that's my big plan for twenty
twenty five. And we'll contact some people and they'll they'll
(33:27):
ignore me, but I will attempt I will make efforts
to make that happen. So I will definitely be there.
Whether Lorraine and Coop can be there or not, I
mean we'll let them know.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
And will the Ben mallor cow be there.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Well, that's in Minnesota. See the cow's not in Ohio.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
It's very difficult to transport a cow from Minnesota to
a Hi. You gotta put it in like a big
truck with a thing in the back, and you drive
it and it's bit pain in the ass and all
that stuff. So I do not think so, although we
could have a different animal, that's my cow named after me.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
I have fer that's not yours mine. That is my cow.
It's a beautiful cow. Swam with the cow, all right,
real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
The Leprechaun has the final word before we get to
another malard.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Bit, because all we do is bit here.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Hello Leprechaun, Good morning, dingleberry.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
How are you site the bike? Coming up? Leprechaun? Site
the bike?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Okay, I'll hurry up, okay, the quick song, cook the
lou Pisa, this thing big Damil is apping Lorena is Bryce,
the beauty both sides by. You'r the heck today, go
all right, joke as well.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
That's one that's not a long that's not a long tune.
That's just as you told me to hurry up.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
How did you What do you get? What do you
get when you cross the next Christmas tree with an apple?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
What do you get when you cross the Christmas tree?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
I don't know, A crapple tree, pine a pine apple.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
You got the joke, you don't know dad, You're not
a dad. Lore you're a mom. You're not a dad,
So you.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Can get it, dy, what do you know what? On
fact from the Super Bowl, the referees also gets rings.
Did you know that? I didn't any small Yeah, they
actually do, but they're I mean they're smaller obviously, but
they do. And lastly, there's no way that Belichick should
end up as a college coach playing the field.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well, he's dating a college girl, so why shouldn't he
coach in college.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
She's got a football player.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well she could be maybe she I don't know. According
to Belichick, she's got a tight end.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
So there you go. But I'll that was a dad
joke because he wanted. You know, the guy likes dad jokes,
so I had to do that joke.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Professionals last years, but the college kids only last like
for one year now, and they can do the trade
board or whatever that is.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Belichick is just using that to get the NFL teams
off their ass.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's a higher I.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Just said that.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
I said he's playing the field.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
That's my take.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Aaron Rodgers and him together would be I.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Gotta I gotta go, I gotta go, I gott I
gotta go.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Lepracan, I gotta go. Thank you. Cite the bite the
great sports radio mystery.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
His next.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
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the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsports Radio
dot com and within the iHeartRadio app search FSR to
listen live. You know Eddie.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Garcia and Coop Donlup.
Speaker 6 (36:30):
Cooper Roberto Flores is simply super but the most bloviating Bill.
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Miller talking over a song to remind you. So listen
to the podcast limited commercial eruption. You can sport the
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Speaker 1 (37:09):
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Speaker 2 (37:12):
Follow the show and also the Fifth Hour podcast on
the weekends, a spin off of the live overnight radio
show Back to where we Go.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
It's time now to site site a bite bite where
we play random generic sound bites you know in a
sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. What
are you trying to tell us? Who's doing the talking.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
All right, here we go, cite the Bite, the great
sports radio Mystery, and let's go to this week'sund by
somebody from sports the last seven to ten days.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Let's figure out.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
If you can see who it is he turned it around,
or hear who it is you turned it around?
Speaker 3 (37:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Will anyone get this right?
Speaker 2 (37:51):
I will go caller number five? Call her fun u
A three?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Ben, You're no fun. You're no fun? Lebron James, what
about you? That's a tribute to Roberto Coop nobody? All right?
Play again? Turned it around? Let's start out with who
do we have here? Jed? Who fled is in Florida? Jed?
You're my caller number one?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Kirk Cousins?
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Is that Kirk Cousins? Okay, hang up on yourself.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Let's go to America's favorite drag queen caller Flexis. Who's
my caller number two? On site the Bite? Hello, f Lexis?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Is this Josh Allen?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh there's finally Bill's Mafia calls it. Josh Allen, hang
up on yourself. I think I'm good on that, but
maybe somebody else I'm sure would love to.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Let's give a clue. Coop what's the clue? Quickly?
Speaker 7 (38:54):
His father works for Bakersfield Police Department.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
His mother works for the California Highway PA. Oh, look
at that.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
All right, all right, so the son of some cops.
All right, play it again, play it again. Turned it around, Okay,
turn it around. Michael is in the Music City. Michael,
you're my caller number three?
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeh, Ben? Is that Miami Dolphins great kicker Ray Finkle?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Ray?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Wow, that's irrelevant name Ray Finkel. That Wow, you're really
on the pulse of the show.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Thank you for this number three ever, Thank.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
You, Michael. Good guest, by you, Loreny, he said, number three.
All right, let's go to call her number four. Shane
is in des Moine. Shane, you're my caller number four, Shane.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Hey Ben, is that Pearl Bailey.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Thurl Bailey, an old Utah jazz sixth man from the
eighties and nineties. Now, all right, thank you, say hi
to your maybe soon to be wife there. All right,
thank you, Donut Kelly. All right, time now for caller five.
And but we have a clue. First, what is the
other clue? There? Coop clue number two on site the
(39:57):
Bite the Great Sports Radio Mystery.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
He was the first time the twenty sixth pick in
the draft received the fully guaranteed contract since the rookie
pacecale has changed.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
All right, does that give it away? Twenty six pick
in the draft played again?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Lorna turned it around.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
Let's go now to Russell and Orlando call her five? Ross,
bring it home, Ross, bring it home?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Uh, Graham Barton, No, hang up?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Ins Wow, all right, James, you know the answer, James
hollering James, helloo, what.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Do you say?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Shaquilla and Shaquille O'Neal was the twenty sixth pick in
the draft and the suck.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
No, what's the answer.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
We're Jordan Love, Jordan Love of the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Suck.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Bad job by these people. Well, what kind of guesses
were those? That was a bogus, ridiculous
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