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January 17, 2025 40 mins

Ben Maller talks about Cris Collinsworth implying that fans are sick of the Chiefs because they are a defensive team now, the Bears head coaching search being said to be a "two-horse race," Maller to the Third Degree, and much more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ding don't. It's our number two, Hour two and a
happy Friday to you. It's the seventeenth day, the seventeenth
day of January, and it's all about Kansas City. They
play starting tomorrow back in the playoffs, having twenty four
days off now. Chris Collinsworth implied that the fans nationally

(00:21):
the reason they're sick of the Chiefs in part is
because they're now a defensive team. Is that how you
see it? Also, the Bears head coaching search supposedly down
to a two horse race between Mike McCarthy and Ben Johnson.
Who has the edge in that? And why would former
Texas quarterback Quin Yours turn down an eight million dollar

(00:42):
nil deal before entering the draft. He's not supposed to
be drafted that high. We'll examine that as well. All
of it's coming your way right now here. It is
our number two. They don't poo nobody's well gon. In
the beginning of another hour of the pen Malor Show,

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(01:49):
forget to vote. If you heard the previous hour, the
voting is now open. It's only been open for a
few minutes. You can vote on who you thought won
the verbal octagon as with Coleman, took on Andy, the
comic book Guy, Ravens and Bills, and make sure to
have your vote heard as the in studio vote coopatter

(02:09):
to draw Lorraina gave it to sports with Coleman. I
gave it to sports with Coleman. But you can decide
maybe you thought Andy did a better job. He was
certainly more vicious than Sports with Coleman. You can comment
on that and vote right now. We'll read some more
of those comments from our boxing judges as we go
through the hour, but our lead here to begin, Play

(02:30):
the Hits ball Man, Play the Hits cansa City the
mecca of the NFL, the holy line of National Football
League action these days at Arrowhead Stadium. I was lucky
enough to go to Arrowhead a few months back, and
it was awesome. I'm not Chiefs fan, but it was
a wonderful experience. So the Chiefs embarking on Saturday, the

(02:51):
early TV window, They're playing Houston. That is the least
attractive matchup this weekend. The Chiefs expected to have their
way with the tech since we'll see if that actually happens.
But the Chiefs embarking on a magic carpet ride that
will be historical if they complete the journey.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Here.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Many NFL fans and national media types a six sick
to their stomache over the NonStop success the Chiefs have had.
They've played in four of the past five Super Bowls,
and they're on track if they win this year, to
be the first team in NFL history to win three
Super Bowls in a row. But Chris Collinsworth from and

(03:31):
B see he thinks that's only part of the reason
that people are tired of Kansas City. So I don't
know if he saw this or hurt it. Maybe not,
But Chris Collinsworth thinking that KC is more hated now
because they have converted. They are no longer the sexy

(03:51):
offensive team they were with Tyreek Hill a couple of
years back. Now they are a defensive team and this
bothers people now. Speaking to my FSR homeboy Dan Patrick,
Chris Collinsworth talked about the Chiefs undergoing a metamorphosis without
the Chicha in their lineup over the last couple of

(04:11):
years and having success here, saying it's a defensive style.
Collinsworth said that rubs people the wrong way. So that's
the ticket. That's what he says. Let us discuss Chris
Collinsworth implying that fans nationally are sick of the Chiefs
because they play defense now and that's the style of

(04:33):
the team. So I asked you on the esteem panel,
is that how you see it. I've got three musketeers, turtles,
and sasquatch, and we will combine all of these things
together and we are going to make a wonderful, wonderful

(04:55):
ten of sugar cookies. I was going through true yesterday,
I was going through the kitchen and I found like
two tins of you know, the sugar cookies where they
stack them like there's like six on each row or
what I didn't even know they were there was. I
found like gold. It was awesome. I was like wow,
But then I realized they don't really eat that much,
so I can't really enjoy them. All right, So no burn.

(05:24):
So we'll start. We'll start with this year number one
and the story Chris Collins were saying, it's because the
Chiefs are a defensive team. Is that how you see it?
The way I read the room? Now, I'm looking at
the room differently, right, we're looking at it. Maybe my
my glasses are better than his glasses. Kansas City is

(05:44):
a solid defensive team, but this is not the two
thousand Ravens, the nineteen eighty five Chicago Bears. So let's
stop with all that rigamor right, Chris Jones, Fine defensive
players gonna be in the Hall of Fame someday. The Chiefs,
though this year, were eight until defense, there were seven
teams ahead of Kansas City and total defense. They were
fourth in scoring defense, so they were not in the

(06:05):
top three in either of those categories. And then you
look at some of the advanced nerd stats, and again
the Chiefs were good in most categories. In the advanced
stats for Steve Spagnola, but they weren't the top team
unless I missed it. I looked through most of the
stats that I have access to from here and from
the TV show, and I didn't see them leading in

(06:26):
any of those categories. There is something more going on
here the defense, and nobody really likes defense that much.
People like to talk about how much they love defense,
and every once in a while some hard ol call
a radio show or post something online twins trump up,
calm down, all right, But here's the You know, they
hate us because they ain't us, that's part of it,

(06:46):
but it's mainly because you can't get away from the chiefs.
This is what I hear. This is a feedback I'm getting.
It's sensory overload, is what it is. It's all of
your senses. It's touch, its sight, hearing, even smelling, taste,
the whole thing. Madison Avenue loves putting the spotlight on winners.

(07:09):
I want winners. I want players that want to win
to sell my products. That's what they say on Madison Avenue.
And if you look at this, the three Musketeers of
TV commercials for football consumers are all involved. In Kansas City.
You've got Andy Reid, he's not a lot of commercials.
Patrick Mahomes, He's on a ton of different commercials. And

(07:34):
the King is Travis Kelsey. Mahomes racked in a whopping
twenty seven million from endorsements. Now Kelsey makes a bunch
of money from endorsements. He's also the tabloid king because
he's sleeping with the most famous entertainer in the world,
So he's got that going for him. You cannot turn
on any NFL product, meaning a game or talking heads

(07:59):
like Benny is the Penny without seeing some kind of
advertisement for one of these guys, Andy Reid, Patrick Mahomes
and Chaffis Kelsey, so that the defense is one part
of it. Was like you you're annoy you know you're
in you're jealous because your team sucks, so you're jealous
and you're like, ah, they're on TV all the time.
That should be my team. That's annoying. You know you've

(08:20):
seen them too much. They will they won't go away.
The same thing happens anytime there's a successful team. Remember
the Patriots. People were hating the Patriots when they were
in the middle of their run. There, Oh, this is
so borring. Ba Bah always happened. It happens in every
sport and on basketball. People were tired of the Golden
State Wars, not as much like the Chicago Bulls thing.

(08:43):
I felt was worse back in the nineties. But that
was that was a long time ago, all right. Page two.
We head now to the windy City, Chicago, Illinois. That
is where dub Bears on the shores of Lake Michigan.
Their head coaching search said to be a two horse race.
The stretch we come. You've got Mike McCarthy, he's one horse,

(09:05):
he's a Clydesdale, and you have Ben Johnson, a thoroughbred
who has the edge, so you will not believe your eyes.
Yeah yeah, Now, if this was an actual race, like
a track and field race, you'd obviously give Ben Johnson
the win by a country mile. That being said McCarthy.

(09:26):
As we have pointed out in previous episodes, much to
the uproar of Bears fans, Mike McCarthy has friends in
high places. Think of it like turtles. I love turtles.
It's like the timeless tale of the Tortoise and the hair.
We know how that turned out, right, The hair very
arrogant and I'm gonna win and all that stuff ends

(09:47):
up taking a nap in the middle of the race,
and the tortoise keeps hustling perseverance and ends up winning
the race slow and Chubby wins the race. The Bears
wind and dying. Mike McCarthy, is that something or nothing?
I think it's something. The Bears are very cheap. They
rolled out the red carpet. They flew them in on
a PJ, a private jet. They had an overnight's stay

(10:09):
VIP actions for Mike McCarthy. That speaks loud to come
out to a nice expensive meal. This guy can eat.
Mike McCarthy can eat, So they took him out to
a nice meal. Now, someone pointed out that NFL rules
prohibit other candidates who are currently employed with teams to
have in person visits. Nevertheless, the Bears didn't have to
oblige McCarthy. They could have said, listen, we don't need

(10:33):
you to come here. Just do a little slight of
hand doing on the zoom zoom zoom room room and
you're on your way. They didn't do that. Now McCarthy
got some FaceTime, very important. Most jobs are given to
people you know he already has friends there, the same
agent as the GM, so they just have to hammer
things out. He got to hang out with important people

(10:55):
and try to sweet talk them into getting the gig.
Little sweet talk well at work. We'll find out in
the coming days, probably next week, there'll be some more
coaches announced or over the weekend, much like Mike Rabol
was announced by the Patriots on Sunday morning, and likely
get another Sunday morning announcement coming up. All right, funnel point,

(11:17):
we now pivot to a crossover story. Crossover story and
involves college and the NFL, A story that several of
you sent to me. They're like, why would he do
I don't understand. So former Texas quarterback. I say former
because he's declared for the draft. Quinneers quenures he turned

(11:37):
down eight million in name, image, likeness, nil money before
entering the twenty twenty five National Football League Draft, So
why would you do that? Why would you turn down
that amount of has eight million dollars for one year

(11:57):
of college football? So my eyes don't So I have
to believe that Quinn yours has a problem with Sasquatch.
He doesn't want to go to the land of Bigfoot.
Now we don't know for sure this is the case,
but just based on a brief mallor investigation on the
dark web, connecting the dots together, the rumor mill says

(12:18):
that the Colorado Buffaloes were not interested. They need a quarterback, right,
who else? Usual suspects like North Carolina's North Carolina probably
not the one that has the most money, Oregon quack
quack quack quack, thus bigfoot, sasquatch and all that, and
they were there's supposedly the ones that offered some of
that Nike money to the Texas quarterback. If true, he

(12:43):
decided he would rather take a pay cut than travel
down the Oregon trail, which is rather bizarre. The early
scouting report from the NFL circles. I try to keep
up on this stuff because I have no life, and
I find a lot of it amusing because most of
it turns out not to be true. But the overall
arm talent for mister Quinn is adequate. It does not

(13:07):
have it, and I think we saw this in the
the meltdown for Texas in the in the Bowl game
a few days back here where he does not have
great velocity, He does not throw the ball with Gusto,
and they also say he has pocket panic, lacks the
killer instinct. Those are all qualities that get you a

(13:27):
nice job selling insurance, but not playing quarterback in the NFL.
He's also been compared to Andy Dalton and Sam Darnold.
Yippie kaya, that's wonderful, absolutely great, So let's go out
and eat some chocolate truffles and will celebrate at balloons
and some camps. But turned out eight million dollars. That
is a mountain of money when you're not guaranteed to

(13:49):
make that money back in the NFL, and you might
not make it at all the NFL, but even if
you make it, it's gonna take several years to make
that kind of money when you consider how much rookies
are getting paid. It is the Ben Mahlord Show. If
you'd like to comment on any of that, you are
more than welcome to chime in. We did not take
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(14:10):
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your comments. A lot more commentary coming in on the
verbal octagon from last hour. We'll go back over some

(14:33):
of those comments and the reaction of senior members of
the Mallard militia. A lot of people have thoughts on that,
on how that went down. Bill's mafia versus a Baltimore
sports mogul Sports with Coleman on a reaction to a
viral video from earlier this week. All right, straight ahead,

(14:55):
the beck check, the beck check. What is that all about?
We will get to it. We'll take your calls, the
whole thing, the whole thing, and we will.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do it next.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
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(16:09):
Say hello to her at FSR Tech Queen and be
part of the fun. Back to the show we go,
That is right back to the show we go here.
And a lot of a lot of things going on here.
People sending me screenshots of direct messages and let's see here.

(16:34):
Andy the comic book guy says, apparently Sports with Coleman
is dming mallad Militia about the fight and then blocking them.
Here are some examples of dms he has sent to
Bill's Mafia this past week. So Andy's still not giving
up the fight. The fight ended, we scored the fight.
The vote is on right now. You can vote on
who you thought won the fight. But Andy thinks that

(16:55):
Sports with Coleman has gone below the belt and he
is fighting back even after the fight is ended. Back
in the locker room, he's causing problems. Yeah, is not
a man thing, Ben to continue the fight. Yeah, yeah,
you can't stop fighting. Yeah, you gotta keep going. Walk Away,
walk Away. The Adam Jones podcast reds and says, the

(17:18):
Andy Dude is one of the biggest low life losers
ever heard, a grown ass man peddling comic books. Good
luck to these Sabers and Bills. It's been a lifetime
of futility. Not an opinion of fact, no comparison to
Baltimore history. Eloy from Compton says, been them just some

(17:39):
Hayton ass. You know What's just like Vin diesel once said,
don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.
Winning is winning. The Chiefs three repeat is incoming, says Eloy,
the Chiefs fan from Compton. Who else do we have
a page? Dan Terry in England, but not in London.

(18:02):
He's far away from London, in and out in the
sticks out there in London in England. He says, Hey,
I like defense, Ben, I played on defensive back in
my playing days. No defense, it's because of basketball. I
like Kansas City. They are a great team with a
great quarterback. Sports hate is okay, you want to stop them?

(18:22):
Beat them? The Niners tried Philly tried Who's Next. Yeah,
just like your niners tried to beat the Rams and
that didn't work out so well for them. They tried, though, right,
and they tried to give it an effort. Didn't work out.
Christopher and Kansas City says, I never thought Andy and
Mahomes would get the chiefs to the point where they
are hated so much. But oh well, when in Rome,

(18:42):
keep calm and shut up the haters, so he says.
Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota says, the way I see it,
you're going to bring up somebody's mother and the octagon.
You deserve to be curb stomped by said mother's army
boots reacting to Andy going below the belt, Andy the

(19:02):
comic book guy in the verbal octagon, without a doubt,
much more reaction throughout the overnight there from the Octagon.
I don't know if I mentioned this one earlier. LUSA
is scoring the fight two and a half to a
half in favor of the Great City of Buffalo and Andy.
So Lou thought that the fight went to Andy the

(19:24):
comic book guy in the verbal Octagon. From our number one.
If you miss that, the podcast will be up at
the end of the show and you can interact. Hear
that again, you can go, I can hear it again
and hear everything. Nothing got dumped, So maybe you were
not paying close attention. Late Night drug Tester says, I'm
worried with the octagon on the overnight show, there won't

(19:44):
be enough time to promote Benny Versus the Penny on Peacock.
That's right, we were back in the studio this week.
The newest episode of Benny Versus the Penny is going
to be in fact's already aired on Thursday night. It
already aired, but the main viewing, the main view we'll
be today and thanks to alf the Alien, o'piner and

(20:05):
Andrea and Berkeley and all you you folks who keep
watching the show. I thank god. Actually I'm some really
good news. I'm gonna save that for the Fifth Hour
podcast later today, but I had some good news about
the show. So as far as how how the show's doing,
So that'll be up later do the Fifth Hour podcast,
which is a spinoff of this show. And the audio

(20:27):
does not stop, it does not stop, but a let's go,
we'll go to the phones here getting my board reset
at eight seven seven ninety nine, on Fox. That's eight seven, seven, nine, nine, six,
six three sixty nine. If you would like to be
part yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and we will.
We will have lame jokes next hour, and so many

(20:48):
of the jokes I appreciate. We man called up to
pimp out the lame jokes. We have a lot of them.
But again, we're getting a lot of offensive jokes, which
some of them are so offensive we can't even read
them on the air. We're getting a jokes about people
that work at the company, which I'm definitely not allowed
to read on the air. So I thought they were
all funny. I thought they were great. Unfortunately, many of
them cannot be read. So I'm trying to find the ones.

(21:09):
It's it's pulling a needle out of a haystack here,
trying to find the ones we can use. But Big
Ben's lame jokes coming up next hour. Let's go to
the phones and we'll say hello to Jed who fled.
Jed who Fled is in Floyd. He's in the Sunshine
State right now here. He is Hello, Jeded.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Adam Chargers, Horny Stiff Jodgers, Horny, Adam Chargers, Horny.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
They pay Dee a wrong time. I just catch having
any podcasting. Why did you tell the Chargers.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Horny for a running back? Man, that's a great that's
a great one. I don't know how you do what
you do. You're you're just you're good with words. When
did you figure out you were going to use your words.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
To make your lady?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
When I realized I have no other changeable skill?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Could you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Like I went to U. S. S.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Stamp when I was in high school and a quarterbacks
and they had they reached char like you touch your
toes if you're laid up, and they had to make
a negative reach. I could not touch my toes, never
been able to do. What kind of athlete who can?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's that's that's the matrix.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
And I realized then I didn't have much work with
as an athlete. I thought about going into sports. You
under the writing, and then I realized I was a
letterate from the back of South and that was not
much to do in commentary, man commentary.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I don't know. I've heard I've heard stories that you
were a star football player. I've heard stories Jed before
you became Jed who fled You were a legendary pig
skin toss.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Why, dude, I was a two and a half star
football player. I knew a guy who worked at the
word ritles dot Com got him to add that half
a star.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well, when I was when I was in high school,
I was a famous star from a fast food restaurant.
That was what I was.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Coop like that joke, bring up I want to bring
up subject and then you just outshine me with a
with a random, you know, spontaneous dutt.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Well, it depends if you're east of the If you're
east of the mississippi's hardy is. If you're west of
the Mississippi, it's it's Carls Junior.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
So sandwich is the same in both, right though.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I believe so. I believe so. I've been to I've
been to both. It's the same thing. They just have
a different names.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Weird.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know why they do that.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Sorry, can you make her fix your or acid juggle?
Regards to hunt back letters in Mississippi, I'll the se
which guys right down town. Yes by they got missus
Walker hum back.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's terrible. That's a whale.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
That's a whale of the time.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Dude, Yes, I love the songs.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
J Justice couper gets there, I say, I tried to
hear reaction him nothing every time.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Again, I just want, I want to stress. Now you've
been with the show a long time, Jed. I thank you.
You found the show when you were in jail, and
you've you've continued to listen. But I love the fact
that you you get upset when I talk over you.
You're very rude. You're rude to me. You tell me,
and then when I don't say anything, I allow you
just to to go on a rant. You then get
upset to me. I cannot win, Jed, I cannot win.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yeah, I get my case and I snort too. It's perfect, man,
I get to win at all times.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
What it is, I.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Guess I'm such a fraction of a shadow, a wisp
of smoke of what you are? You like to smoke
monstro on the old show Lost. I'm sure way back Reverence.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
It's easy to follow us.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, it shows you got it easy to follows Lost
suit sometimes, man, But I tell people all the time
listening to your show, but none of my family, if
there's a StepN degree to think, are going to Kevin
Bacon with their guards tore like hearing me on an
overnight radio.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
I probably I probably murdered.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Somebody and that in that change events because I don't
need them hearing me. It's that time bad in my
life is already with the guards, like criminality and that,
and then like no, no, no, don't don't listen an mouth,
don't do that.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
That's how that's good.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
I like, I like, I don't know. I recover.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm running.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
You're running out of material. I thank you. Who do
you think has been arrested the most that contributes to
the show. It's got to be weed Man, right, weed Man?
Based on his age and how well? Absolutely, yeah, we
Men's been arrested, is it? You don't want to time?

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Sure, mister Lesterine, Oh.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, mouthwashed Mike in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, I'm sure he's been arrested a lot.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
But we Man's in Florida. They arrest you more in Florida. Vegas,
they don't. They don't mess around to Florida. They put
you in there, put you in the slammer for a
few days. So especially now. But we Man's got a place,
although he doesn't like it. I'll bet you we get
some other otherwise that have been arrested. Would that be
good for the advertisers coop if we find out who's

(25:28):
been arrested the most on the show and they can
get like a prize or something, my golden ticket.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
I think we should definitely have a running leader board. Yeah,
if it's if it's even close. You know, weed Man
might be just weed.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Man's like secretariat. He's just run away. But what about
our current listeners that are in jail right now, how
do they Yeah, well, they let us know when they
get out of you all, some of them will not
be getting out. And you know, Charles and some of
the other boys that send me mail, the snail mail
because they're not for good keeps in jail. Hey, listen, man,
you got to get through life. You made a mistake,

(25:59):
hopefully didn't do too bad a mistake. But you're you're
paying your price, you're paying your dues, right we all
you know, look out you don't agree with you what
you mean, necessarily did, But we're here to We're here
to entertain the masses. Lorena, even you know the people
that made mistakes somewhere along the way. Inka Terra writes
in from New York Rochester, New York, says, fun fact

(26:21):
the cities of Baltimore and Buffalo both suck, but at
least Buffalo knows how to deal with their snow. Baltimore
can't even construct a bridge properly. Oh man, it will
stay up. That's not that's not funny in gear. That's
you're doing bridge jokes now, that's not how dare you? Lane?

(26:44):
Jokes are next hour? We will have jokes next There's
a lot going on here. There's a lot of like
personal battles that I'm getting tied into that I don't
need to be tied into I have nothing to do
with them. And the people are sending me a screen shots.
It's like, you know what this show is, Larana, It's
like seventh grade. Everyone's trying to like rat out everyone else.

(27:06):
It's pretty wild here. You want to get in trouble
with I love it, Ben, because you know what it means.
What's that?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Was it mean?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
We have a community?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
We do? Like the community. It's a dysfunctional.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Community, dsfunctional like my dance like old uh, I don't
know if you did any sports right, you did sports
back in high school?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Right?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
It wasn't a lot of girls, but like my dance squad,
we were in each other's faces all the time, screaming
behind each other's backs.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Look what she said, Oh my gosh, I don't believe
she said that. The drama the football team we were
we were kind of get We just like didn't like
the people in the band. We were like attack the
band people, you know, jocks versus the band people. We
didn't like those band nerds. Yeah, exactly, what's wrong with
you banned people? So the the the Beck check. This

(27:53):
is crazy. So the Miami hurt because I saw the
news this week. Maybe you didn't. So this guy Carson Beck,
who had been at George he's going out of the
Miami Hurricanes and he's going to get eight million dollars
in nil money. He's an eight million dollar quarterback in
college football for the U eight million bucks. So check

(28:15):
this out. Is it true that Carson Beck will make
more money in nil money than the Denver Broncos starting
quarterback Bow Knicks under his NFL contract? That is correct.
This is next level. So bo Nicks signed an eighteen
million dollar deal regionally over four years, but he's going

(28:39):
to make four point two million dollars this year. Carson
Beck will make four point four million this year. Bow
Knicks was a top fifteen draft pick in the NFL.
Carson Beck, depending on which scouting guru you believe, if
you believe any of them, he's not projected to be

(29:00):
even the twelfth pick if he were to come out
in the NFL draft right now. And yet here we
are at a fork in the road. Good good for
Carson Beck. Didn't he say that he didn't even really
like like watching football or whatever. I think he was
the guy we talked about him earlier. And we'll come
back to the phones eight seven, seven ninety nine on

(29:21):
Fox if you would like to be part, And let's
say hello to eeny meany miny mole. Let's say hello
to Angry Bill, who is up next? Hello Angry Bill.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Good evening. Everybody this thing with the octagon IY and
joking around. But we should all have love and respect
for each other. We should not we should not valid
date and then rip each other apart. And we're all
a bunch of derelics who call into this show at

(29:58):
two o'clock in the morning, and we're all in the
same boat. Were just a bunch of nothings, okay, And
we're all the saying and we should just keep it
that way. But don't don't hurt people's feelings.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No you still never do.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Don't talk about people's mommies.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
No, no, I never did. But that's how you started.
Remember you called up what about a nine year old girl?
That's how you began as angry Bill. That was your
first famous moment on the show.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
The poor little nine year old girl's twenty one. Now
I know, I know she's ugly against some other dumn
guy like me.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Right, probably not you, but but you know, it's uh,
it was funny for those who don't know. Angry Bill
started calling because I was I was ranting. They were
Bajor League Baseball was deciding whether or not they wanted
to put nets up around stadium. I thought it was ridiculous.
I still think it's ridiculous, And Angryville called up, all, oh,
they gotta do what about a nine year old girl?
It's so ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, I really called about today this college football thing.
They did what they did, They did their playoffs, and
it was to me it was a joke. Noise State
against Saint Mary's Home of a blind you know, and
just but they made their money. They went on all
the different stations. They made their money and they got
bless them. The players are making their money, but then

(31:15):
they get the Championship Game and they don't put it
on regular TV. They go to ESPN with it. They
can't go to ESPN and ABC and something else. This
is a joke that the Championship Game isn't on regular TV.
It's a joke. Money.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
You're dating yourself because these games in the future will
never be on regular TV. This is that those days are.
I know the Super Bowl is still on regular TV,
but eventually that will go away from regular TV. They're
moving away from that model. They're getting out of it.
It's all about pay for pay per view. Essentially, I
pay for table or streaming one of the two now streaming.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Pay this, pay this set. An old man, a man
old man like me just wants to turn around at
eight o'clock at night and watch them. I don't want
to have to go up to some I can't go
drink and I work.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Now.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I hear you, I hear you, and let me tell
you some angry bill. I will tell you what I've
heard from some people that work in that business that
some of the teams in baseball tried to switch to
a streaming model the last year or so because there
were some issues with what was called Bally's Sports Network,
so they tried to switch to streaming. And from what
I have been told, a number of their their viewers

(32:24):
are older and don't they don't do streaming, and so
they lost a large percentage of the audience that they
A lot of the teams have gone back to cable
because the people have cable. Now you don't even have cable,
so you're a different story there. But it's a it's
an interesting dynamic.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
It's not right. Come on, championship game and we can't.
I can't watch it. It's a it's a complete joke.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I hear you. All right, thank you, very positive. There's
Angry Bill again the lesson we're all losers. There's angry Bill.
And now this is for the people that aren't losers
that might be listening. You don't have the right team
on the court, all right, don't have that right team.
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Speaker 2 (33:24):
Really? Why?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Why is that? What do you what are you looking for?
You know something we don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
I just need I just need to be closer to here,
you know, little extra, little extra cash or something.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Like that, expresspros here dot Com. Okay, there she goes,
she said, new Express wos. We're gonna have Mallard to
the third degree. Here's the Insta trivia. Jaden Daniels is
the third rookie quarterback to be a one hundred and
fifty to one or longer preseason pick to win a
Super Bowl to make the divisional round, with CJ. Stroud

(33:57):
last year and Blank being the other quarterbacks. A good
Jaden Daniels of the Commander's former Redskins the third rookie
quarterback to be a one hundred and fifty to one
or longer preseason shot to win the Super Bowl to
make the divisional round, with CJ. Stroud last year and
Blank being the other. That is the Insta trivia. The answer,

(34:18):
We're gonna Mallard of the third degree. We'll get to that,
and we will do it next.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
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Speaker 1 (34:42):
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That's twenty five thousand dollars outpack.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
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Speaker 4 (34:56):
It's just take the top.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Stride and up.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Ben Maller, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I'm leaving. Goodbye. Bill Miller here reminding you to promote
the Ben Mahler Show. There is no budget. If you've
heard the show, you know why. The company will not
inveat any money promoting the show. So we need you
to promote the show on social media. If you're on

(35:25):
social media, let people know about the show. Promote the
Ben Malor Show, put mallon militia out there, all that
good stuff. If you're not on social media, do it
the old fashioned way. We've all got friends, we've all
got family. Let them know about the show. If they
don't listen live because they're not Uplate at night, let
them know about the podcast. Let them know about Ben says,
the TV show on the weekends, Benny versus the Benny,
the whole thing over there on Peacock. He wants me

(35:47):
to promote all this crap. What a loser Ben is.
Let's get back to the show. Bill. I am not
a loser, Bill, and I did not tell you to
say exactly what you said. That's a bad job by you.
Time Now for the Insta Trivia though. Here's the Insta Trivia,
and then we'll get to Mallard of the third degree.

(36:08):
Jaden Daniels is the third rookie quarterback ever to be
a one hundred and fifty to one or longer preseason
pick to win the Super Bowl, to make the Divisional round. CJ.
Stroud did it last year with the Texans, and Blank
was the other. That is the Insta trivia. What is

(36:30):
the answer? Let's see stuck in Sacramento gave me a
very nice cap yesterday. We thank you for that, says
Army grad and Vietnam VETT Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Danny says
Cowboy killer going with Gizmo the Gremlin as his answer.
Tammy in Montana from Malard prop Gay. What Tammy's looking
good in that drawing? Is that hollering James over there?

(36:52):
Wow Tammy and hollering James supporting Tammy? Very nice? Who
else do we have? Page down? See your volume filled
angry Bill from Milkman Mike in Colorado, It's not choke artist,
Lamar Jackson from ferg Dog. Let's see here. Lou Friigno,
Lou Frigno the Incredible Haulk from alf the Alien opiner,

(37:14):
Jim Carrey, who is sixty three today. Happy birthday to
Jim Carrey. Who else do we have? Ben Roethlisberger guest
by Eloy from Compton Erauldis Chapman from Shane in Des Moines.
Who else do we have page down? Christopher canns City
says it must be Australian tennis legend Patrick Rafter is
the answer. Mac Jones the mac Daddy guest by Ike

(37:38):
and Roseville, Minnesota. Harry Doyle rest in Peace from Slim
Tim that's his selection. Who else do we have page down?
Let's see here? Deacon Blues says, I'm starting to like
this not so angry Bill don't let that out, Lou Alameda.
Lou says, I refuse to let angry Bill parade as

(38:00):
the moral compass of the show. So he says, Andy
the comic book guy is demanding Bill's mafia's stuff the
ballot box and vote him the winner, over and over.
Mallard prop guy says, which was the lower blow from
the first hour of the Octagon there? Oh no, he says, Oh,

(38:22):
this is not just the first hour, the first dockdown,
the whole thing, he says. Andy's mom comment or me
Ben saying third dog a dim bulb. Well you can
vote on that, according to mallaproperty. All right, Lorain, do
you have an answer? Lorraine, I can't believe no one
guessed Hercules. Ben.

Speaker 6 (38:41):
It's obviously Hercules.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Clearly come on, so easy. Commander's quarterback Jade daiels the
third rookie quarterback to be one hundred and fifty to
one or longer preseason super Bowl favorite or underdog. I
should say to make the divisional round with C. J.
Strauta the Texans last year and Blank being the other.
And Lorena got it wrong. The correct answer is current Warner.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Here we go?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Or how about that to the third degree.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
This is one big Ben gets grill.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Broncos co owner and CEO Greg Penner had a press
conference on Wednesday where he told the media our absolute
goal next year is to win our division. Ben, The
Chiefs have won the AFC West nine years in a row.
Do you think Denver can end the streak next season?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Can they? Yes? Will they know? Because the Chiefs will
get more players in the offseason until unless Mahomes gets hurt,
They're gonna win the AFC West for the foreseeable future.

Speaker 6 (39:39):
Next Eli Manning has made his prediction for the Super Bowl.
Eli thinks it'll be Bills versus Lions, with the Lions
coming out victorious for their first ever championship. Ben, what
do you think about this prediction?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I think that he is going to be proven incorrect.
The Bills and Lions will not be meeting in the
Super Bowl. And predictions are like they're like armpits. Everyone's
got two of them and most of them stink.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
All right?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
What's next and what some consider to be a surprise move?
Quinn you weers desclared for the NFL Draft on Wednesday.
Scouts have great on yours, ranging from the second to
fourth round, Ben, it's not exactly a loaded quarterback class
this year. Do you think a team will reach for yours?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
So I have determined over the years, Koop, it's all
about the marketing. Like Baker Mayfield was not supposed to
be drafted at the top of the draft. He was
Alligator Arms Murray. These guys get hyped up and it's
all about the marketing. So I don't know who his
agent is, Quinn ears, but if he has the proper agent,
absolutely he can be drafted higher than he should be.
How did we know he PASSEDST No, you can't change

(40:42):
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