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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Knock knock, who's there? It's our number four the podcast,
and how are things looking for Justin Tucker the Creepy
Kickers future with the Ravens. We'll take a peek behind
the curtain. Also chiefs tight end Travis Kelsey was asked
why what rather what he would ask the media if
he had one question? He said, why are you guys
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leaning into the whole ref thing? So what is your
answer on behalf of the media the Travis Kelsey, I'll
get your thoughts on that. I'll give you mine. And
Josh Harris says the commander's nickname is here to stay
and has been embraced by the team and the coaching staff.
What's really going on with the name game in Washington.
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We'll get to that as well. It's all coming your
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from scandal. We love a good scandal. We got one
in baseball the people a baseball fired the umpire. But
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how about the story which not many people are focusing
in on out of Baltimore, Maryland. Now, I promised you
in a previous episode of the show we were overwhelmed
with Luca, Luca chat and the Mavericks just giving away,
Luca not going to the highest bidder. So this is
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a Malor Show follow up. I promised you a scandal
update out of the NFL. The Creepy Kicker is on
the agenda here And if you've not heard the latest,
perhaps not, here's the latest information on the all time,
most accurate kicker in NFL history, who's having a really
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bad couple of weeks. So Roger Goodell gave his State
of the League address for the media elites in New Orleans,
and Goodell says that the NFL is looking into these
serious allegations against Justin Tucker, saying that at the commissioner's
news conference. Now, if you're keeping track, maybe you're not.
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Tucker is facing a monsoon of accusations. Is it just
tabloid journalism? Is there more to it? At least nine
to nine, not eleven, So you don't have a full team,
you'd be a couple players short. You get a penalty
on that. Nine therapists from Baltimore area spas and wellness
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centers have accused the Ravens kicker of inappropriate behavior. This
happened about ten years ago, the last incidents. It's like
something happened in twenty sixteen, where the music stop. Will
there be at usations made after twenty sixteen. The vast majority,
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if not all, of these accusations by the women accusing
Tucker of not keeping his hands to himself happened between
twenty twelve and twenty sixteen, and the accusations. I'll try
to clean this up for a lot of kids listening
to the Overnight show. So the accusations include Tucker exposed
his twigging berries, he brushed two of the women here,
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they were exposed to his uncaged Boa constrictor. They got that.
And there's also also the chat that at one of
the massages, at least he left a gift, a gift
for the person giving him a massage. It was his
own personal blend of cream frosting right there on the table.
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So let us discuss the question, all right, Roger Goodell's
chime in. The NFL's investigating the Ravens have issued the
generic boil plate statement, We're aware of the allegations and
all that. So how are things looking for Justin Tucker
and his future with the Baltimore Ravens. So I've got
po Box, Casey Wolf and the FEDS, and we will
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combine all of these things together and we are going
to go into the jacuzzi, is what we're going to do,
because I think some of these massages, Justin Tucker at
the end of the massage, he went into the jacuzzie.
So my first thought here on what the future looks like,
how are things looking for Justin Tucker? My first thought
is the doomsday clock. It's moving up for Tucker. In
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terms of his career with the Ravens. It is he's
got about a month. I used some malve math on this.
He's got about a month and a few days before
the jig is up with the Ravens and he will
be excommunicated from Baltimore. And when he goes down to
pick up his mail, he goes to the po box
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to pick up his mail, Justin Tucker, there will be
a postcard. The postcard in the next couple of days
will say save that date. That will be the postcard,
Save the date. And that date is March twelfth. Now,
what is so special about March twelfth, Today's only February fourth.
What is so special about March twelfth, Well, I'll tell
you why. That's an important date because that is the
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start of the new league year, the new league year.
So exciting, so exciting. Now we are told by those
that claim to know that Justin Tucker, based on his contract,
there is no language, verbiage. Whatever you want to say
in the contract, that means that you know they have
to do anything by a certain certain time. There's no
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June first designation, is what I'm trying to say in
the contract whatever that means if you're familiar with NFL
contract jargon. So waiting until then, waiting until the new
league year, would mean that the Ravens would be able
to spread it out like creamy peanut butter and spread
out the salary cap hit. Now I'm a salary cap truther.
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I'm a salary cap truther. But you can spread the
money out. Tucker. Here's the problem. He is expendable. Now.
Everyone ultimately is expendable. We're all going to be replaced
at one point or another. But Justin Tucker five years
ago not expendable. Justin Tucker three years ago not expendable.
Justin Tucker right now? Not good? Not good. He has
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been writing the vomit comment in more ways than one.
And not only does he have the stain of scandal,
and well, my one of my producers, Lorena, seems to
be perfectly okay with what Justin Tucker has been accused of.
She's okay with it. It doesn't play well in the
Bible belt. It does not play well in the Bible belt,
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which is about so he's got that, right, he's got that.
But the signs of decline, that's the prop. And we
all know. We all know in any business, whether it's football,
my business of radio, if they want to get rid
of you, and you give them a reason to get
rid of you, they're going to take that. Every time
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I've worked at different radio stations over here, I worked
there some of the times. There's one morning guy who
had really popular, great ratings, but he started getting lazy
and he didn't put the work into a show and
it started to slip a little bit, and it was
making a lot of money. So he had a few
issues showing up on time. They got rid of him.
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They said, that's it. But if he was still doing
the job and getting the ratings and all that, it
would not have mattered. He would have kept the job.
But justin Tucker is coming off the worst, the absolute
worst season on the field. He made a career low
seventy three point three percent of his field goal attempts.
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So stay tuned and are are there going to need
more accusations that come out in the next couple of days.
There are some rumors boots on the ground that say
there are other women involved that this is not the
end of it. There'll be more accusations Deshaun Watson. When
that story came up, the creepy quarterback in Cleveland, it
was like every single other day there was a story
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about another one is another one, and another one and
another one and another one, never ending. All right. Furthermore
to the superbo we go. We go to the Super
Bowl where the top one percent of media running around
running up expense accounts all over the Bayou, eating Begnet's
and gumbo. Well, that is where chiefs tight end Travis
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Kelcey was asked about what he would ask the media.
They asked him at this Super Bowl opening night, which
used to be Media Day, but now they changed the
name of it. They make it in prime time anyway,
Travis Kelsey was asked what he would ask the media
if he had one question. Turn the tables. I'm gonna
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have Travis Kelsey asking question. So he said. The question was,
why are you guys leaning into the whole ref thing?
Is what he said. So what is your answer to
Travis kelce Now Travis Kelsey knows the answer. He's playing
coy and he's playing possum a little bit on this one.
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He knows the answer. People who are writing conspiracy theory highway,
they're riding it down that highway. Are trying to keep
the big bad casey wolf away from the door. They're
trying to keep the wolf away from the door. And
they're just trying to put food on the table. If
you are someone that makes money off social media, I
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don't make any money off social media. I don't. I
was on I got like verified when that was like
an honor to be verified. I have to pay for
it on Twitter, so I don't. I don't who cares
and it can't make any money that on X I
futs around with it. But I don't know anyone. But
there are people I know, I'm friends of mine that
make money. They based on views and things like that
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and engagement, and so that's really where it's about. Social
media is based on the e word engagement. And so
it is pure science. To answer Travis Kelsey's question, why
so many members of the media are writing the referee thing,
it's it's just sus. People are more engaged when their
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blood is boiling. It's a scientifical fact. It just this
study after study has indicated over the years that the
emotion people think about like sex, you know, and that
certainly does well, right, there's a lot of women making
a ton of money on OnlyFans selling sex, right, But anger,
anger is right up there, right. The emotion of anger
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gets people all worked up, and sharing stuff online that
angers people is a really great way to make money, right,
people doing in politics all the time. Here's a way
to do it in sports. It's just one of because
the negative emotion, the negative emotion, it's it goes back
to the like the Anderthal days, it's wild in caves
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and all that. And the thing is it's one of
those self fulfilling prophecies. So it's human nature to get upset.
It's like the old line of news. If it bleeds,
it leads, right these back when people used to watch
the nightly news. If it bleeds, it leads, and negative
always outsells positive always. People want to talk about the negative.
The don't want to talk about the positive. It's just
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the better stories in the losing locker room. It's obvious
every time, the better stories and losing lot. But engagement.
It's a self fulfilling prophecy. Because the algorithms on these
social media platforms they know that they're going to get
more engagement and have more people watch their don't be
commercials if they upset people. So they upset people. That's
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what they do. The algorithm is designed that way, and
the old the snowball snowball effect, and it creates this
thing that amplifies the officials of fiction games. Of course,
it's obvious if you know for a fact, and I've
got an email for some of you dopes, if you
know for a fact that the NFL's rigging the games
for the Chiefs, just bet the money line. Don't worry
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about the pointspread. Just bet the money line in Kansas City,
no matter how big it is. Just bet it. You're
guaranteed to win. It's free money. It's free money. You
have all rigged. You know it's rigged. You said it,
You've told me it's rigged. So why are you emailing me?
Shouldn't you be going to a place to gamble and
bet everything you have on Kansas City just to win
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because it's rigged. They can't lose. It's all rigged. Dumb dum,
dumb dumb. Yeah. Anyway, the NFL rigging games for market
number thirty one, that's the thing. All right, last thing.
Here we go now to Washington, DC adjacent Landover Maryland,
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where the owner of the football team formerly known as
the Redskins has been contemplating changing the name. Here is
Josh Harris, the owner of that football team, commenting on
a possible name change. Take a listen.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Is it safe to say the Commander's name is around
just to stay?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Is that safe to say from your standpoint? Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
And we're actually I think it's now being embraced by
our team, by our culture, by our coaching staff, and
so you know we're going with that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Okay, we're going with that. So Josh Harris there says
the terrible God offer a god awful suck bag name Commanders,
the Commi's nickname you know what's short for Commanders's Commies
the Commis of the NFL. Will continue on, it's here
to stay because the nickname has been embraced by the
coaching staff and the team. Does this end the debate?
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Does this end the debate? So I would like to
have two letters? Can I get an? And can I
get an?
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
And I'll put those together? No no, no, no, no, no, yes.
So Josh, we just played the sum by Josh Harris,
the owner of this football team, said the name is
being embraced by the team and the coaching staff. Uh,
this just in too the overnight news desk. They're paid
to embrace the name, you dummy. They're they're on the payroll.
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The fans hate the name. They can't stand the name.
They want to they want to vomit when they think
of the name. Who cares what the players people on payroll,
you're paying them. You can call them the pink hippos.
They'd that's a great name. We love hip we love hippos,
and we love pink hippos. So stupid. The not so
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silent majority market research study after stay Paul, after Paul,
we want either the Redskins name back, we want something
better than that name. And Josh Harris, a billionaire owns
multiple sports teams. Oh no, we're sticking with that. So
what else is going on here? So I started snooping
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around a little bit, right, well, snooping around, and what
I have heard from people that should know claim to
know what's going on is the reason that Josh Harris
said what he said is because the NFL and Josh
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Harris are realizing there is no nickname that they can
get their hands on for a regionable price that would
be any good? And what's gone on with the Yeti?
All right? The issue here is the FEDS, the US
Patent and Trademark Office. Just about everything has been copyrighted
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at this point. Remember the Utah hockey team wanted to
be called the Yeti and they can't because there's another
company that uses the Yeti name, and so they were
denied their claim, so they have to come up with
some other dopey name. Well, similar things have happened with
the the Washington Redskins trying to find a new name
for years. There's I know there's one guy in particular
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that has probably trademarked hundreds of names, uh and gotten
rights to it. And so it becomes an issue of
how much is the cost to pay for the name?
And then even if you buy the rights to the name,
is there another company that would challenge the copyright and
and the trademark agreement? And so it's said, wow, I
we'll just keep it. It's just easier to keep the name.
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Now it's a dumb name. It's like cutting yourself, which
is what happened. Every time I think of the commander's name.
I think of that that horrible woke era in America,
and it's like it's like a symbol to that era,
like how bad things were in America, and that's to me,
that's a symbol of it. It just it's just it's
just right in your face. I mean of all. I mean,
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you didn't even come up with a good name. You
just went with the generic commanders. You didn't put any
fight into it. And it's like, oh, I we'll changing that,
We'll call him commander. This is so stupid. So the
commis which is again commander COMMI the commis of the NFL,
which is which is hilarious. And it's like putting a
band aid on cutting yourself. You put a band aid
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on and you just leave it. You're like, you know,
I know it's this scabs heel, but I'm just gonna
leave it on. I kind of like the band aid.
It's a Hello Kitty band aid. I like it. I'm
gonna leave the Hello Kitty band aid on. Right it
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back to it now. Yes, that's and as far as
the matchup yam on Sunday. I love the prop bets though.
I'm telling the guys that are that put the show together,
the TV shows that we got to load up on props. Man,
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I just want nothing, but I love exotic. That's what
the Super Bowl is all about. To me. It's ridiculous
stupid bets, That's what it's about. Now, I'm not gonna
go too crazy on this one. Okay, I'm not going
to do crazy. So I looked up over on DraftKings.
I'm like, there's so many props on every different angle, right,
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You're like, what's this? What's that? So the one that
I'm going to go with here, and then there's others
that I that I like. Well, any it's about receivers. Here,
Will any receiver, any player have one hundred and fifty
or more receiving yards? That's a lot of receiving yards
in a Super Bowl, right, Not many people have done
that in a Super Bowl. Yes, is plus five hundred
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that is good value over on Draft Kings in the
sportsbook there, So that is what That's what I'm doing.
And you do what you want. That's what I'm doing,
because all it takes is a couple of big pass
plays and boom, you're on your way. Now. The idea
is that that's got to be a Kansas City player because
Philadelphia they're going to win this game. They're going to
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do it on the ground. It's hard to imagine that
they're going to be able to have success where one
guy ends up with one hundred and fifty yards, even
though they have good receivers on the Eagles. But I'm
going I'm going yes, I'm going yes on that. There's
all kinds of props over run DraftKings. Check that out.
All right, let's go to the phones. We'll say hello
to Mark in Boston. What's going on? Mark?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Welcome, good morning, Ben Hadze Gollins.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Wonderful, what's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (21:45):
So I got a.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Couple of comments on the Dagyetti and the Redskins. First off,
who's the marketing genius for Fagyetti coolers? Because there's money
to be made here by both organizations, so they don't
realize that they keep bucks any cooler on the bench
to keep them frozen.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I agree with you, they should have made a deal.
Absolutely yes, not only.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
That they could put the name on the jersey, they
could put the name on the helmet and everybody's happy
and everybody's making money. And now as far as the
Redskins go, bring back the Redskins. The family of the
man that was the portrait on the helmet wants the
name back. What more do you need?
Speaker 1 (22:23):
And I want to hit that song heale to victory. Yeah, well, hey,
you're dating yourself and be uh no chance. I mean
the NFL listen. They I mentioned this in previous shows. Mark,
I don't know how long I've been listening, but they've
done surveys like market research in the d m V
and the name that most most of their customers want
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is the Redskins name. And the people that are the
fans there, they absolutely name they want, but it's not
coming back.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
So any name that there's so much money to be made.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh yeah, I could see in my head on don't
but you, Mark, I can see that. Put a Yetti
cooler on each jersey with the Yetti logo on it
as the sponsor works perfectly. Right, Yeah, all right, call
him up. But Mark, you're a marketing guy. Mark, I
like that Mark the marketing guy. I thank you. I
gotta go. Let's say hello to who do we have you?
Polly is in Virginia. Hello, Polly, Welcome Polly.
Speaker 7 (23:18):
Yo?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
What up? What up?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (23:20):
I just want to say, like, you know, it was
a great year, like you know, five broad Us together.
The fan base is back. But man, Commander's gotta go, man, Like,
that's the last thing Dan Snyder did, that's the last
thing he had his hands on.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
That's right. Got to go, man, that's right, that's that's
a legacy. If Dan Snyder. You got to get rid
of Dan. Anything Dan Snyder touched, you got to get
rid of him. It's got codies. You gotta get rid
of it.
Speaker 8 (23:43):
Yeah, out there selling doing whatever he's doing.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
He gotta go.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And you're a fan. Listen, you're in you're you're in
the fan, but you're in the market, right, you're in Virginia,
you're you're a fan of the team.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Oh baby, hell baby, what a year A j that's
my guy. Nobody better.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah. Well, they're betting that they're going to be so
good with Jayden and Daniels that eventually people love the name.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Let me tell you, brother, the new name red hole.
It honors offensive line from back in the day. You
keep the same colors. I don't know why they ain't done.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
All right, they should put as long as they put
the logo with like a dude with a pig logo
like a pig nose. Remember that of the guys used
to they use guys dressed up as pigs show up
to the games. Yeah, remember that one. All right, well,
there you go. We've solved that. But we have all
the answers here. It's amazing. How do we have all
the answer I do not understand so many answers. Crazy.
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Let's go to the great Danny DeVito in Boston. Danny,
you were the star of the TV show Danny. I
don't know if you saw it or not, but you
were the big star there. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
I got to check that out. I got to check
it out.
Speaker 6 (24:48):
I will.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Better, you better act. You better go watch it quick
because there's a new show coming on Thursday.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
So yeah, I'll definitely check that out. I'm calm because, hey, guys,
you want ninety eight five my show there Hattie and
fred dare Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That was fun. That was great. I love being on
with those guys, the cool guys.
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah, I like.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
The clip, and I know a lot of.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
You know obviously you know, you know what I do.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
I'm blocking trash guy out here, and a lot of
guys know you have been and uh, you know, and
they like you, you know, and I like you, So
I'm misgladed that you're doing a great thing out there.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Thank you, Dandy.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
All right, I have a quick question.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
That's well, he got a question. Danny's got a question.
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Yes, this is this is a random question I have
for Justin Cooper. I know he's a child actor. Does
he have any comment about what's his name there, Corey?
I forgot his last name. Now I'm drawing a playing
but he came out with a bunch of claims. Yeah,
Corey failed about all the things he came out with.
Child abuse? Is that?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Is there any truth to that?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You're asking Cooper on the air to announce whether he
was abused child That seems like a bold step, Danny DeVito,
that seems like a stretch to me. But what do
I know, Coop? I don't know. Ben.
Speaker 10 (26:08):
You want to make headlines. You get a lot of
publicity for the show.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Business.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I just want to Yeah, I'm not up to your
personal business. Were you fondles as child?
Speaker 10 (26:23):
I have no idea about Corey Feldman, that was you know,
before my time.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
He's he's a bit older than me. What was he
like the seventies, eighties, eighties.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
Yeah, but I mean, look, I'm sure it happens.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
It all.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Just you know, my my mom was somebody who was
always around, never left me alone with anybody, no matter
who it was the whole time that I was acting
as a child. And that's really what it, you know,
comes down to, is I would imagine that stuff does
happen when parents are not.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
When parents hruped their kids off in the studio out exactly.
All right? Then, all right, Danny, thank you boy. I said, yeah,
not a I don't want to get in your personal business,
but I just you know, I want to man alive.
Let's say, hello, do we have here Mike the lepre Kahn.
(27:18):
We got a Leprechaun in Boston. What's going on? Mike
the Leprecaun.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Welcome, I'm good morning.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I'm going to dazzle you you okay, Well, a question
from lastway. I ain't going to get you from memory,
but and you don't need to read this to me.
The Matthew did last week. I think the player who
got thirty tickets, right, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh yeah, we talked about the guy in the chiefs.
You bet he said he needed to win to get
the money back.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yeah, and they will because I mean the minimum tickets
now was four thousand. He's not going to be giving
his friends, you know, nose bleed seats. So I'm going
to guest six thousand times thirty is one hundred and
eighty thousand, So he definitely would have to win. Okay,
he definitely And anyway, good job on the radio inbox yesterday.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Many of the same stories, all right. I like the
leprechauns to solemnly swear that I will support and defend
the Ben Mallor Show against all enemies, foreign and domestic,
and then I will obey the orders to peacefully fight
back against hostile attacks from rival sports scats, bags and
blow hard to help me.
Speaker 6 (28:23):
God.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Wow. Then Lorraina says, you had that written down? Did
you cheat?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I they don't cheat. I'm a leprechaun, but you're not.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Really No he is, he says, He says he believes
he's a leprechaun. He's a leprechaun.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You never said congratulations.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
I didn't say, oh, yeah, congratulations. There you go. We yeah,
you're sworn in. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
All what are the dues?
Speaker 9 (28:53):
What are the dudes?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It says, there's jews.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Okay, you want to pay dues. You can send me
money if you want. I don't care. Send me how much?
Which should the do is be? Lorena? What do we looking?
Let's think about it as a monthly subscription. That's good. Yeah,
that's the key to business. Get people to pay every month. Man,
That's the way you make the big money every month.
So he's got a pot of gold. Yeah, send me
some of the gold bull yard. You got your damn leprechaun. Dude,
Come on, this is a liar. Oh wow, all right,
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I gotta go think here's gonna send those little chocolates
with the gold gold coins. Those are good though. I
like those chocolates with the gold coin chocolates. Hollering James
is in Minneapolis, Manaisola. Hello, hollering James.
Speaker 6 (29:35):
Collaring James is not a leprechaun. I'm just hollering you are.
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Hollering James does.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
The advertise Obama phones? I'm calling you from my Obama
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Think the advertiser wants to hear about your Obama phone.
I think they want to hear about your credit card information.
I don't want to speak for the advertiser though.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
What's got too much porn on my credit code? Information?
That is overriding?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
James, James, James, James, James. Cool, It's twenty twenty five.
No one's paying for porn. James. What's wrong with you?
I have to you don't you don't have to pay
for porn. In twenty twenty five, James, what's wrong I need?
Speaker 6 (30:52):
I need Lorema's love lines. Where's Lorema's love lines and
love advice?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, tomorrow you call the wrong day, dude.
Speaker 6 (31:01):
I'm jumping the gun. I'm jumping the gun. I'm not
having no fun, Lorena.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I've noticed, though, you don't call every hour on the hour,
now that you've only call once a night.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Cooper's really restricted me. He says he's gonna put me
on punishment, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're gonna put him on punishment? What are you gonna
spag it?
Speaker 11 (31:24):
Well?
Speaker 10 (31:24):
Last last week I told him, I was like, if
you call one more time tonight, you were banned the
rest of the week. And he called like three more times.
He's been better since then. He's even even doing a
good job.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
I thank you, Coop for your accommodation and your constipation.
Sometimes I want constipation, all right?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Did you take your thirty six pills?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I took my thirty chicken, I took my metal musical.
I'm okay.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Attention advertisers, you too can be part of the show.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
That's hey, Ben, do you think I need to add speed? Model,
jure to my medications to pick up my speed tempo
when I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, I think I think you're good. All right, please,
blind blind Scott, you called back, Blind Scott, You're already
on the air, Blind Scott, why are you calling back?
Speaker 12 (32:19):
No, this is Andrea in Berkeley. I'm looking at my
sharts share right now. And I got a Luca Dantic's shart,
and I'm Jimmy Butler's shut And I got a Russian
guy and a black guy and together they make a
black Russian. Are we still talking about commings? I can
remember the time when I'm I was following Jerry Garcia
(32:41):
in the seventies.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
All right, all right, I can't. I can't. I'm sorry,
I can't. I mean you you did Angry Bill as
a personation. Earlier you thought he was dead. Now you're
doing that. We're gonna have Sight the Bite, the great
sports radio mystery. That'll be right around the corner. Roger,
the Dodger, The Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking
to create their own flag football league for men and women.
(33:06):
If there's one thing the American sports consumer needs, it's
overpriced flag football. Man. Are they on the pulse. Now.
The rumor for years has been the NFL desperately wants
to start a flag football team. They would like tackle
football to be flag football to limit injuries and thus liability.
So they're going to start a flag football league. And
the Green Bay Packers president Mark Murphy is leading a campaign,
(33:30):
a grassroots movement to ban the tushy pushy that the
Eagles run. Says it should be outlawed. The Packers want
that play eliminated from the NFL, so we'll see if
that leads to an elimination. The league looked into it
a year ago and said we'll keep it around. And
(33:51):
that's that all right. It is the Ban Malis Show.
We're gonna have site the Bite, the Great Sports Radio Mystery.
Cite the Bite. If you'd like to play Calrid now
eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We'll get to
that and we will do it next.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
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Speaker 4 (34:54):
It's time now to site siteup bite where we play
random generic sound bite you know in a sports and
entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts. You try to
tell us who's doing the talking.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
And it is time now for Cite the bite the
Great Sports Radio Mystery Call up and be one of
our judges at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox
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transform your hiring process. That's expresspros dot com. Okay, site
the byte and here's this week's audio clip. Let's take
a listen, they're ready to go. Short and Sweet playing again.
They're ready to go, They're ready to go. Is that
(35:52):
Andy Reid? No, not Andy Reid playing at ready to go?
Someone from the world of sports? Is that Luka Doncik?
Is that Luca the New Late? All right? Not Luca? Interesting?
You know that it played again? Play ready to go?
Will anyone get it right? I'm gonna go. Ferd Dog says,
(36:17):
call her five. I'm going to call her five. Call
he five, Lorena caller three, ben h no lebron jam
kubalup in honor of Eddie Nobody, Oh nobody? I dare
you play it again? Play again?
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Ay?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Ready to go? Who is it? Sight to bite? The
great sports radio mystery. Let's go down to the international line.
Otto bon Butch is in Germany? Auto bon Butch. What's
the answer to your butch?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
The answer.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Is, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I thought you were gonna say I thought you're gonna say.
I thought you were gonna say Ricky Waters or something.
Speaker 11 (36:58):
Yeah, all right, that sounds like, alright, you don't even know.
You're coolest man. It's not even like we're like a
midday show in Germany. He's like they had no idea.
Let's go to Dave in Missouri. Dave, you are up
my caller number two.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Dave. Who is this mystery voice?
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Dave Ship figure skater, Dick Becker.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Is it Dick Button? It is not Dick Button. No,
it is not one of the great names. Uh right
up there with Dick Trickle, which is the all time
greatest name from NASCAR. So it's not Dick button. Or
but you had no answer? Played again, played again. They
ready to go. This person missed the peach Bowl following
(37:44):
the death of his father. That's sad. All right. Let's
go to Rick morning Time in Maryland. Hello, Rick Morning Dack.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Is that a Juju smith ster?
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Is that the great Juju Smith Schuster of the Chiefs? Yeah,
but thanks for playing hang up on your stuff, go away,
see caller four. Let's see who is You didn't get right, Lorena.
I know you're playing with your chopsticks, but you didn't
get it right. I fixed it. Then those look like
Star Wars, don't.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
They Like they're lightsaber?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
You sent those not a burner? Yeah, all right, great gift.
You can also direct planes at the airport if you
want to, like, Yeah, you go to the other runway
caller four, who's eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox?
You want to play site the bite? Let's say hello
to hollering James. Who is my caller number four? James?
You recognize this voice? James?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Couldn't hear it again?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I wanted you to hear it again. Varia is playing
Ready to Chopsticks? So I played again? Yeah? Ay, ready
to go?
Speaker 6 (38:45):
Ye? Is it? Shake Kwan Barkley?
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Is that Saik Kwan Barkley? Oh no, it is not.
Hang up on yourself? All right?
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Shan holds well, I want you to hang up? I can't.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (39:01):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
You don't know how to hang up. You just hit
the button on your phone. You're Obama phone and you
hang up.
Speaker 6 (39:09):
Sometimes a tricky.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Okay, Jesus, play again, play again, get ready to go?
Nobody seems to know who this is. Time for another clue.
He fumbled on his first career carry. Fumbled on his
first career carry. Let's go to Mike in New Hampshire.
(39:31):
Your caller five, Bring it home, Mike. This is gonna
be a winner. Bring it home, Mike? Is that Isaac?
Butteck over the wagon? All right? Well, thank you for trying.
It did not work out. Coach Russell call her six quickly.
Coach Russell, who is this person? Coach Russell, Oh no
(39:57):
it is not still not sake one, but oh all right, die,
we're out of time. Ready to go. That is the
voice of James Cook. What's cooking? From the NFL?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Eddy and I win?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Buffalo. Here we go, Buffalo, Here we go, Here we go, Buffalo,