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February 11, 2025 • 39 mins

Ben Maller talks about reports that the Cowboys have had 'internal discussions' about trading Micah Parsons, the NY Giants said to be interested in Russell Wilson, Kirk Cousins being connected to the Browns, Maller's Mountain of Money: Michael B. Jordan Edition, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boom shack a laka.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's our naer three, our three, ready to go and
hear in our number three. It's all about big names
on the move. The Dallas Cowboys said to have had
internal discussions about trading Micah Parsons. What are the chances

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that they actually deal their defensive stalwart Parsons away? We'll
take a look at that. The Giants are said to
be interested in Russell Wilson. Would this be a good
partnership off Broadway and where you at on Kirk Cousins
being connected to the Browns starting gig in twenty twenty five,
we'll go there as well. It's all coming your way

(00:42):
right now. I have a great Tuesday here. It is
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Speaker 3 (01:53):
Me.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I know, mister nice guy has watched the ten thousand
dogs parade up and down the dog show there in
New York, which is going on over the last I
start today. I think is the one more day of it.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I think there's one more day of it.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
And there's a German shepherd dog.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Wandering around there, and what an event.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
From the Super Bowl, we transition right into the dog show.
There are some good looking bitches at this dog show.
Let me tell you something. They are outstanding. The female
dogs just great, absolutely great. All right, So our lead
this hour is from Jerry's World. Twenty four hours or
so after the Philadelphia football team put a can of

(02:41):
whoop ass on Cannsa City, on the biggest stage of
the biggest.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Stations in law. The Dallas Cowboys are like, what about us?
What about us?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Cowboys are back in the headlines, back in the headlines.
They dominate off season conversations. So if you have not heard,
perhaps not the Cowboys who have not won since before
social media existed. Yeah, when the Cowboys won, people were
using America Online and Netscape Navigator to get around the
world Wide Web, which is what they were called. The

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world Wide Web was what it was called. Anyway, there
was no such thing as apps. Those did not exist.
But if you haven't heard here the news, perhaps not
the Cowboys. While publicly they have said we are all in,
We're going to keep our guys together there, and we're
gonna do everything we can to keep Micah Parsons around, privately,

(03:37):
there are some internal discussions that are completely different. Courding
to some news we've heard in recent days, the Dallas
Cowboys have had internal discussions, internal discussions about trading Micah
Parsons defensive star instead of giving him a mega mega

(03:57):
Mega Mega millions lottery ticket and to stay in Dallas.
So the reporting comes from state run NFL Media, the
prov the news service of the National Football League. So
let us discuss the question the Cowboys having internal discussions
about trading Micah Parsons.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
If you believe the scunnle bud.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
What are the chances that a deal actually is consummated.
They consummate the trade. So I've got the juicer, rental
car and paint by numbers, and we will combine all
of these things together and we are going to provide
a nice long leash that some of these dogs have

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at the dog show. They've got a long leash. So
first of all, we open up the Malar Sports book,
the Malar odds makers. What are the chances that the
Dallas Cowboys say bye bye to Micah Parsons.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
So I've got the odds.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
On this at I've got this at plus nine so
plus nine hundred that implies a ten percent chance.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I believe I'm going high.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I believe I'm going high on that, and those odds
are definitely higher than they should be, but I'm going
ten percent.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here's why.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
If you look at the tendencies of Jerry Jones, before analytics,
there were these things called tendencies.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
And he played football.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
You said, all right, well, most of the time, the
team will go throw the ball to the wide side
of the field if depending on what hashmark they're on,
they'll throw. If they're on the right hashmark, they'll throw
to the left hash mark, and they'll run the ball
probably up the middle tendencies. If you look at Jerry
Jones tendencies as Cowboy owner and you open up his

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portfolio since he bought the team back in the eighties,
he is what's known as a buy and hold investor.
He's a buy and hold investor meeting. He acquires assets
and hates to give them up, cannot stand to give
them up. Kind of like when I collected baseball cards
back in the day. That was a big thing when

(06:03):
I was a kid, and the whole point of it
is to trade cards and get different cards. But I
love the cards I had so much. I didn't want
to I used to play fantasy football and I do
such a great job drafting.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I didn't want to trade anybody.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
But the whole point of the process is to trade
a bunch of people, where Jerry Jones don't want to
do it. Here's the thing about Michael Parsons and the
Cowboys have gotten rid of some guys, but they usually
end up coming back, or they're washed up by the
time they leave, and they don't really do anything when
they leave. You see Dez Bryant member. Just recently, Zeke
Elliott went to the Patriots was washed up. Of course,

(06:38):
the Cowboys brought him back still washed up. Then they
released him. He went to the Chargers, did nothing like
there for the playoff game. But Micah Parsons is entering
his age twenty sixth season and he is your prototypical
modern Dallas Cowboy player. And I'm not saying that as
a compliment of Michael Parson. Parsons, much like Dak Prescott,

(07:01):
they are cut out of the same cloth, They're made
of the same material. These guys are very similar. They're
both the type of players known as the juicer. And
we're gonna talk about Michael Parsons here, so we'll talk
about what he does as the juicer. Parsons juices up
his stats against Tomato cans, and he's done it for

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the first couple of years of his career, just like
Dak Prescott's done it for longer, fattens up his stats
and it's worked out. He's made a couple of first
team All Pro bids because of that. He's this year,
I think he had twelve twelve sacks. He's got fifty
two plus in his career and the numbers look good.

(07:45):
Numbers look good in big games.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
He's not there.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
He disappears, he doesn't show up, doesn't do anything when
the games matter the most. The Cowboys have been to
the playoffs and he did nothing in that playoff game
and nothing of note.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And so he's very similar to the Juicer. That's what
these guys do.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
They put up stats and dumb people think they're better
than they are, but when the games matter, they don't
really do much all right. Now, Secondly we go now
to mister mister unlimit it. Mister mister unlimited, I would
mean Russell Wilson, who is said to be interested and
desperately wants to go back to the Steelers. However, as

(08:26):
you know, it takes two to tango, and it would
appear these Steelers are saying they.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Am just not into it. They have a headache, they're
not feeling it, they're not in the mood.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
So it does not appear that Russ will be going
back to Pittsburgh as of this moment today, as of
this moment today, so he's going to have to widen
his desires away from Pittsburgh. Now, we mentioned earlier editions
of the show that Russell Wilson's been tied to Seattle.
The more I talk to people who were around the

(08:56):
Seahawks in those days, the less likely it seems that
US is going to go to Seattle. Because there was
some real bad blood at the end that led to
Russell Wilson being let go to the Broncos, and that
bad blood was from Pete Carroll and it was personal.
So if that's true, what I'm hearing is accurate, I
find it hard to believe that they would patch things

(09:17):
up and go back. I find that hard to believe.
I think there's a better chance an old English sheep
dog will start on the offensive line for the team
in Vegas than Russell Wilson based on this point. And
those are really good looking dogs, those old English sheep dogs.
They're really just wonderful, great energy, clownish, very athletic dogs,

(09:38):
very solid. Anyway, as far as Russ is concerned, the
team that is the hot team for Russ that would
be the G I A and TS Giants.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
The g Man.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Wilson did visit with the Giants last free agency shopping season,
so he did stop by and had a chick chat
and all that stuff, and supposedly New York is on
the radar for mister unlimited in twenty twenty five. So
Giants are said to be interested in Russell Wilson. You

(10:14):
make the call. Would that be a good partnership? You
know your football?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
So the Giants.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
The first thing is the Giants obviously they have a
blank space on their bingo card. They're the headless horsemen.
They don't have a quarterback. We understand that. The reason
it makes little sense is because Russell Wilson would cement
that you get rid of Shane the GM and Dable

(10:41):
the coach. Ryan Dable would be out because Russ is
like a rental car. He is not a rental car
you get on a Saturday or Sunday to impress a
chick or your buddies. That's like a cherry red Lamborghini
or a nice BMW said, he's not, no non. Russell
Wilson at this point is a rent a wreck. That's

(11:05):
what Russ is. He's a rent a wreck right from
the junkyard, battered and beaten, that's Russ. The fenders are crumpled,
the paint's not right, the doors are smashed, the windows
are cracked, the upholstery is all turn up. That's Russell Wilson.
But you remember back in the heyday when that car
was a good looking car. So you still can kind

(11:27):
of imagine what that would be like if that car
was in good shape and you can fix it up
and all that. But it's not. And he's got that
championship pedigree. How did that help the Steelers last year?
I'm asking for a friend. Let me check in with
Sean the hood guy. How did that work out for
the Steelers? That championship pedigree? Yeah, Russ is not cooking.

(11:50):
Russ is cooked. He is absolutely cooked. He's a shell
of his salad days in Seattle. Not that he was
ever all that great.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
He was not. He was not.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
The defense was amazing. Russ never got a single vote
for the MVP in his career, not one. All right, now,
Final four. We go now to Cleveland, Ohio. Why do
we go to Cleveland, Ohio?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
We are told the Browns, who also are running a
soup kitchen. The Cleveland Browns are considering a bridge quarterback.
And the two names that are most likely come up
are most commonly come up, I should say most commonly
come up are Daniel Jones and Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Of Plot Thickens.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Cleveland is expected whether one of these guys is worthy
or not of taking a quarterback at number two, number
two pick in the draft. They are one of these
teams in salary cap purgatory. I know that really hamstrung
the Bronx when they were in salary cap purgatory and

(13:03):
made the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
And yeah, it was just terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible terrible.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
So the assumption is the Atlanta Falcons will say bye
bye to Kirk Cousins, so he'll be out and then
he can follow in the footsteps of Russell Wilson because
the contract will be paid in full from Atlanta and
he doesn't need to sign for anything more than the
minimum and he'd like to play, and so he can

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go to a place like the Browns and while being
paid by Atlanta, much like Russ was being paid by
the Denver football team. Makes sense when you do a
ven diagram, So where are you at?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Where are you at?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
On Kirk Cousins being connected to the Browns starting gig
in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
So this would be perfect.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
The puzzle piece would fit. And when I say the
puzzle piece, I mean by that is that you put
the puzzle piece in the jigsaw puzzle, and you've completed it,
and you've created the puzzle, which is the factory of sadness,
which is the Cleveland Brown Facility, the factory of sadness.
It is a paint by numbers situation. It is a

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paint by number situation, meaning that Kirk Cousins is washed.
Check that the Browns are Dante's Inferno, the ninth Ring
of Hell.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Check but.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Think a little deeper. How do these guys get jobs?
It's hire a friend, it's nepotism. Kevin Stefanski before he
became the coach of the Browns, where did he work?
That's right, Minnesota? Who was the quarterback of the Vikings
when Stefanski was there? That's right, Kirk Cousins. Everyone's in

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bed with everyone else. So it makes sense that Cousins,
who doesn't play well in cold weather, doesn't play well
at all in those those bad weather games, would go
to a team that plays at least three or four
bad weather games pretty much every year, whether it be
at home or on the road. Yeah, what could possibly
go wrong? I'm asking for a friend.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
It is the Ben Mallard Show. If you'd like to.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
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I don't see you, guys, have been a hole for
a while. We will get to them at eight seven
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coming up here in a little bit time.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Now for the mallor riddle of the day, the malor
riddle of the day. Here it is malar riddle of day.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
According to the Team Dietitian Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh,
loves to eat blank and blank. Again, this is the
mallor riddle of the day, and it is a family show.
There's a lot of kids listening right now. They stay
up all night. They get bad grades because they're up

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listening to their overnight talk radio.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
So keep it clean, idiots.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
According to the Team Dietician Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh,
loves to eat blank and blank.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
That is the malor riddle of to day. The answer,
we'll get to it and we will.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Do it.

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Next.

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Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's right, and it is the Ben Mallor Show. Bill,
my guy Chris Miners looking good in that suit, by
the way, he got the tuxedo. He's ready to go
at that dog show. We're watching the all night rebroadcast
of the Dog Show, and I think tomorrow, right, if
I'm correct, if I have my math correct, Tuesday a
best in show Tuesday. That's the that's the highest honor.

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That's the MVP of the dogs the canine world.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
That is it.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
That is the head of the the mutt world. Right, Well, no, Mutch,
these are purebread. These are purebread, these dogs.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
What's the most you would spend on a dog? Oh? No,
I get rescues. I'm cheap.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I don't like a Moxie my dog. I have now
the bulldog rescue, solid dog. You've never met Moxie though?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
You know? No, I did not meet here in person.
I have heard and I have seen pictures. Next question,
bet yes, Lorraina.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Are you more of a bow tie or a necktie
kind of guy? I don't like either, but I usually
end up going like bow tie. So you look like
the Benny bow Ties one of my old nicknames, Benny
bow Tie.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Is it because you're tall? I don't know why. I
have no idea. I like tall people can rock a
bow tie. I had. It's fine. I don't have to
wear a tie on the TV show.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
But when I had I had a different show years
ago where I had to go back to Connecticut every
month to do it, and they made me wear a
suit with.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
A tie, and I hated it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I didn't even really know how to tie a tie
before that had to do it for you, it was
it was a pain in the ass. Yeah, and then
I learned in TV they have these fake ties that
well they're called zip ties, which you don't ever have
to tie them. They're zip tie. They wrap around you
pull them up. It's like a zip thing, like you're
hanging yourself.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
And a lot of the people's dangerous.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
A lot of people on TV use those zip ties
because they're perfect ties. They never they never go bad.
And so anyway, I don't know why we're talking about that,
but here we are got to pay off the Mallor
riddle of the day.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Here it is the Mallar riddle of the day.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
According to the Team Dietitian Chargers head coach Jim Harball,
loves to eat blank and blank. Again, according to the
Team Dietitian Chargers coach Jim Harball loves to eat blank
and blank. That is the mallor riddle of the day.
I'd see, does anyone know the answer to the mallar

(20:01):
riddle of the day? Late Night drug Tester says ice,
milk and cookie dough. Chris in Kent, Washington says Rocky
Mountain oysters and cheese.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh, that's disgusting. Yikes.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Ferg Dog says mister and missus Eddie Garcia's testicles.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Home cooked meals from mister and Missus Garcia.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Alf the Alien opiner says Lay's wavy funions collab and
lays all dressed chips. Yes, Ben, they're both real, not Ai.
I disagree. I don't believe that anyone would make a
wavy pickle chip.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I guess that's on you.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Okay, So maybe I thought you were gonna send me
like more of that big pickle propaganda. Alf Alf loves
sending me big pickle propaganda. Pickle, Well, not everyone anyway.
Who else do you have? Skyline chili, ice cream and
haggis from King Rory? That looks pretty pretty nasty. Let's

(21:02):
see here, Uh lutefish and kim chi from William that's
his answer. Hardball likes uh poppy tacos and chios from
Art puffin, vegamite and guinea pigs.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
You ever had vegemite lorena?

Speaker 5 (21:20):
No? But pig?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Well apparently somebody did. He sent me a photo fried
guinea pig we got We got scent vegemite one time.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, from Swim Australia. Didn't Eddie bring some back from you?

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Like a sandwich? It's a spread?

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is it like a chocolate supposed to be chocolate? You know?
It's what is it? It's like it's a fruity thing? Right?
Is it fruity? If I keep guessing things, I'll get
it right. It's I mean, I'm assume it's vegetables.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Considering the no no, I would definitely not eat it.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It's a thick, dark brown Australian food spread made from
leftover brewers yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
So it's a local delicacy. I bet you Azzi Waz
loves it. He's probably eaten some of that stuff right now.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Who else?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
We have snowballs and ding dongs from Milkman, Mike? Who
else milk and cookies from the Georgia Boy? That's his
answer in the Malarrid of the day, I forty Ian
says the great English dish, spotted dick and bearded clams.
That you know in England they do eat that. That's
spotted dick.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
They eat that. It's a you can buy it at
the store. Who else do we have?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Mayonnaise, give me a little taste of that dick, egg
plant from Miguel on fire, Sardines and crackers from Dante,
roadkill and fried tarantulas.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
From Ladies Sideburns. Who else do we have? Page down?
I can't read that.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Scrooge says, be careful talking about all those those good
looking bitches at the dog show.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You might wake hollering James up. Who else?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Paper and glue from Christopher and Freddie in austri you're
listening to us. I don't know why you listened to
us while you're in Australia, but you know he's on vacation.
He says, eat the ben mallor chicken fingers with ranch. Well,
that would be blasphemy. That would be blasphemy. What else
do we have? The bishop, I'm not gonna say what
you said, eat fish and something else?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Who else do we have? Page down?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
We'll skip over that Toenail Yum Yum from Joe the
Ghost Hunter, Oodles of noodles and Chef boy r D
from Trucker Joe Art Loraina, do you have an answer, Larrader?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Well, you know every good food pairing says chicken and waffles.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Chicken waffles. All right, fine answer, but that is incorrect.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
According to the Team Dietitian, Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh
loves to.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Eat chicken tendyes and uncrustables. Yeah yeah, he said to
have the palette of a child.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
According to the Team Dietitian, he also at halftime likes
to eat a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
That's his halftime snack, a hot dog.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Dog. Here, let's go to the phones. Jake is in Alaska. Hello, Jake, welcome.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Hey, how's it going.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
It's going on. Jake talked to me, man, what do
you want to talk about the Super Bowl? Is that right? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:11):
So I called you like a week and a half
ago and I said, mark my words, it's not going
to be closed. The Eagles are going to destroy the Chiefs.
And he kept saying no, don't be wrong, but yeah, okay,
and I said I'll call back. I'm going to make
sure to call back and remind you of what happened.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I'm sure I'm glad you did, because if the Eagles
had lost, you would not have called back.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Oh oh yeah, we'll see you. You're probably right.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, I know. I've done this for a while. I
know it works.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, congratulations. There was a domination. It was a boring game,
but the game was over at halftime. The Chiefs did
not show up. I don't know what happened to those guys,
but it was a futile performance. They went limp that.
The Kansas City team, they just had nothing, nothing at all.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well, you know what helps with that, you know, believe Yeah,
weird and fresh.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
We have we have pills, we sell, we have commercials
so you can get.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Well maybe maybe mahome tho. You know, maybe this game
would have been a little better.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
It would have been better. Yeah, I guess a bunch
of people watched it.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
It set the record for viewership, but it was a
terrible game in terms of competition. This game was over,
and it's thirty four to nothing. And for some reason,
the broadcasters would not say the game's over. The game
was over. They wouldn't say it. But it's not over.
It's over. It's it's obviously over, it's not done.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's it. All right?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well you're called back, you're happy, you're in a good mood.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You're probably enjoying the game. It was orgas make the
whole thing right, super good?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
All right, Well call us more often, there, Jake, and
we'll be you're enjoy Alaska And there he goes Jake hanging.
I s hello to full Lexus, America's favorite drag queen caller.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hello, full Lexus, right now?

Speaker 6 (25:53):
Hey, then I gotta tell you that, yes, right, and
I agree with you.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I I passed out at halftime. I'm surprised I won't
come to see.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Who really won.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well, to be fair, to be fair for Lexus, you
would have passed out whether the game had been close
or been a blowout.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
You were tired.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
You watch it, young man, I might put all on you.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Are you? Are you into witchcraft for Lexus?

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Thereina, Thereina?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
What when then you under your sex therapy again?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Tomorrow around this time, around this time tomorrow, Give me
a call, let me know what's on your mind. Honey.
I'm telling you, I don't know which way to go,
a lot of people feel that way. I don't know
how to get it up anymore. Yeah, there's some products.

(26:55):
Oh thank god. One thing I want to do is
help your sex life. F alexis all right, God, I
would say that that question of the runs pecle beat.
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'm sure she does. All right, Thank you. Hang up
on yourself, please go away, that's wrong with you. Ed
in Arlington is next. I do need a contestant or
two for Malar's Mountain of Money. If you would like
to play Malves mount of Money, there's a line open
right now. It's a radio game show. We're like the
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because usually they have bosses that don't allow it. Our

(27:33):
bosses are sleeping, so we still play these game shows.
If you'd like to be part, give us a buzz
right now eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. We're
gonna have Malar's Mount of Money coming up in a
couple of minutes. Hello to you, ed in Arlington. Then yeah,
there is there he is ed in Arlington.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Yes, hold a long time, but that's all right. Yeah.
I know I usually call about baseball, but I be
called in tonight to say a few words on this
Luka Doncic thing. I he was, you know, the core
of this franchise. The people that follow him looked at

(28:14):
him to bring great things in the future, and threw
it all out the window with one one swipe there
there's Yeah, it looks like there's more to the story
than perhaps the Mavericks are letting on.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
You know what it reminds you know what it reminds
me of in you're old enough to remember this set.
I'm not saying that to rip you, but remember when
the Dodgers traded Mike Piazza in the nineties to the
Marlins and they didn't want to pay him. And Piazza
was the biggest star in La Sports at the time.
Everyone loved him, hit a bunch of home runs, but
the Dodgers. The difference with that is the Dodgers hadn't
tasted any playoff success with Piazza.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
The Mavericks got to the NBA Finals with Luke. But
I remember the day the Dodgers traded Piazza as like
the whole It was like a like a they.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ripped the heart out of the team. Was ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Yeah, they wouldn't have snipped the finals last year without Luga.
Dancik no questions, but there seems to be real dissatisfaction
with his conditioning routine or the lack thereof. And uh,
well that's.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
What they're saying. But hey, if you're fat, you get
to the finals. I'm okay with that. Shack was a
fat ass when he played with the Lakers and it
didn't seem to hurt them too much.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Well, I think the MAVs are trying to uh become
more like say the Oklahoma City Thunder or maybe the Celtics.
Either of those teams have any real superstars.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
They just well Jason Jason Tatum would disagree with you
on that.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Jason Cadram and Tatum would disagree.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Well, Tatum was he I thought you said the Celtics, right,
did you say the Celtics? And h yeah, Tatum thinks
he's a He's a superstar.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Legend in his own mind perhaps, but not around the league.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah no, but hey, listen, I mean you you did
the Mavericks, did the thing. You can't do it now.
There's another theory out there ed that this was actually
driven by the nerds, that the analytical department said that
Lucas overrated and that he doesn't do enough to help
the team win, and the public perception is not reality

(30:16):
inside the building that he doesn't he doesn't help, which
is I mean, he's a great stat stuffer, but they
say he doesn't translate.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
But yet they were in the finals, so it makes
no sense.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Well that's what I was gonna say. You know, are
those people seriously gonna say that the Mavericks would have
gotten anywhere close to the finals last year without Luga Dancik.
On the other hand, they wouldn't have gotten anywhere near
the finals without without the Nico what's his last name, Marshall.
I think it is the sensible GM of the team.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
And he fire Nico. Fire Nico, Fire Nico. You're must
fire him. Fire that man.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yes, that's as ridiculous as trading away Lukadochik was, because
they I don't think they would.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It'll come out whether And I like the different conspiracies
that Adam Silver and the owners got together said the
ratings are bad for the products bad.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
We just signed this mega TV deal which starts next.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Year with NBC and Amazon, and we've got to deliver
an audience and let's get some excitement going and do that.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I like that conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I also like the conspiracy that the ownership group, which
is they're gambling people that they would like to move
the team. And how do you move the team? You
get the fans upset, they stop going to the game,
and then you can move the team. But it'll come
out eventually. It'll come out at some point. But I
got to leave it there.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Ed.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Spring training is underway. Ed, Spring training is underway. I
know we'll talk a lot of ball. Although season's already over.
The Dodgers are going to win the World Series. This
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(32:02):
handle your hiring so you can focus on growing your business.
Let's welcome in. Our contestants said real quick, we'll set
the game up. We have Jed, who fled? Who's gonna play?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Jed?

Speaker 5 (32:12):
The NFL successful because Walter camp a number of skull
and bones.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
All right, who do you want to partner? Open? Quickly?
Coustin Juper, Okay, hold on a.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Sec and Tyler is in Boston. Hello, Tyler, you're gonna
play Mallard's mount of Money. You want to partner with
me or Lorena?

Speaker 6 (32:33):
I think it sounds like me and you.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
That's right, all right, sorry, Loraine. You gonna sit this one,
Coop quickly. What are the categories here, Coop? We'll get
that set up. Then we'll have the game in its entirety.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
With a big, highly produced open All right. This is
Malard's Mountain of Money, the Michael B. Jordan edition. Oh
I've heard of him, yes, not the athlete, the actor.
The actor. Yeah, he turned thirty eight years old on Sunday,
an old fart yep.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
The categories are the wire, Fruit, Veil Station, Fantastic four
and Creed.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Jed. What category would.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
You like jumping the numbers across the dow? Was it
one of the greatest things I've ever seen? To have
the number the are?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Okay, and Tyler, which category would you like? Uh? All right,
very good? Everyone?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Hold on, no, do not hang up, Do not hang up.
Stay right there. We were gonna have Mallard's Mount of
Money in its entirety.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
We'll get to it. We'll do it next.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
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Speaker 2 (33:32):
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(33:53):
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Speaker 4 (34:05):
Now Nailer's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it
takes to get to the top? Probably? Not?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
All right, let's do it. Right to the game.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Jed, who fled is with Coop and I am teamed
up with Tyler in Boston and the Michael B.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Jordan edition. Coop, you're going first. You have the wire.
I believe that is correct.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
These athletes were all born in the Greater Baltimore area.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Will put forty five seconds on the clock. Are you there? Jed?
I all right, let's go. Here we go the Great Bambino.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Uh, the swimmer that won a bunch of Olympic medals
Michael Fan. Yes, this guy has an Ironman streak in baseball. Yes,
this guy was a running back for the Rams. His
last name is very female like.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Eric Dickerson, Marshall fault.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
No, U not either one of those guys, the opposite.
All right, past Uh, we're gonna go with this guy
was an ugly basketball player.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
He looked like an alien.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
He won championships on the Rockets, he was on the Clippers.
He's an assistant on the Celtics.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Celtics. No, the shortest NBA player of all time.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, you didn't get when you coop said a female?
You said, Eric Dickerson.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
What what kind? I mean? Maybe that's a modern definition
of female. But but all right, Todd Todd Gurley, can
we get the luggsy bugs? Because I think he got that.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
No, it was not count All right, we are up there, Tyler.
What's going on? Tyler in the Boston area?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
What you got?

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Man?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Where are you? What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Are you working? No? Stop that? What are you doing?
Play the game? What are you talking about? All right?
Let's play the game.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You picked that creed these athletes all had or have
famous fathers.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Tyler's all right? His father was Delis, the splash brother
from the Warriors. Yes, Balco with the Giants, the San
Francisco Giants home run king. Yes, his father was a
wide receiver for the Colts with Peyton Manning's with the Cardinals.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Now Marvin Harrison.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yes, linebacker, blond haired, flowing walks linebacker for the Green
Bay Packers.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
He's now. Yes.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Slugger's dad was cecil for the Tigers. His son, Yes,
former Celtic coach Doc His kid played in the NBA. Yes,
expost manager of Philippe's son was an outfielder for the
Cubs and the.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Giants and the bunch of teams was in the apartment game.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
I know Malvern Harrison's and I know Junior j lives down.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
The road for me.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
You're not playing the category you didn't get.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
You got everyone except moyses alou So, good job by you,
and that means what's the math on that?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Lorena? Alright? So to forty to sixty? All right? Coop
didn't trust your math? So Jed would you like.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Jed?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Was you like fruit Vale Station or Fantastic four.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
Fantastic four.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
You're probably gonna regret that one.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I don't know, all right, these athletes all wore number
four at some point.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Hey could if you're doing it all right to you?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Feeling start the start, the start, the damn clock.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
The quarterback for the Green Bay Packers Hall of Famer. Yes, uh,
he is the current coach for the Chargers.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Targets chat J J.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Br Yes, this guy called the time out when he
didn't have any from Michigan.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Chris whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yes, this guy played for the Brewers. He was the
manager for the Twins. Also Hall of famer.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Gret Caunsel. Gret Caunsel, Nope, all.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Right, leading scorer for the Utah Jazz in the eighties,
John Noone, No, you've you've lost your touch on these games.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh wow, Coop taking shots at jed Man eight times whenever?

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, yeah, Jed, you've done so many drugs you don't
even used to be good at these games.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You gotta change.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
I'll come back around.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
I'll do it shots, I'll come back around.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Was in the Landown second Round'm not gonna get stop.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
We're gonna run up the score. Stop doing it. Paul Molitor,
Paul Molitor, Adrian Danley. That was a tough one, Adrian Dantley, Yeah,
that was hard. All right, let's run up the score.
Are you ready, Tyler?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
That was hard.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It was hard.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I'm not talking to you. Are you ready, Tyler?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
I'm ready to go?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
All right, here we go, Fruitville Station. These athletes were
all born in Oakland. A star with the Milwaukee Bucks.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Came over from the Trailblazers, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Uh, beast beast mode for the Seattle Seahawks back in
the day. Yes, the Globe for the SuperSonics and his heydays. Yes, Uh,
he starred for the Celtics. He out of ingle Wood,
I guess, but I guess he was originally from Oakland.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Went to Kansas, was yes.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Shortstop for the Phillies when they won the World Series.
Uh yes, Uh. Running back with three names for the
Jacksonville Jaguars.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, we're out of time. We did very well.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
We do.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Shut up, Jed. It's Tyler's Mormon in the Sun. Tyler
and Boston is the stud of studs.
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