February 12, 2025 • 40 mins
Ben Maller talks about Kellen Moore getting the Saints job and if this is a good match, what the positives and negatives are about the Saints job for Moore, if Moore's departure will hurt Jalen Hurts in 2025, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here we go. Welcome.
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We are here for you.
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So on this day and hour number one, we start
out with a new coach in the NFL. Welcome to
the club. That would be Kellen Moore, the former Cowboy
assistant who went to the Chargers and last year was
in Philadelphia. Kellen Moore head coach of the Saints. Is
this a good match?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Also? What are the positives.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And the negatives about the Saints gig for a guy
like Kellen Moore leaves the Eagles and will Kellen Moore's
departure hurt Jalen hurts in twenty twenty five for Philadelphia.
We'll talk about all that and a whole lot more
as we steamroll through.
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Our number one. Here it is.
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It turns out the Saints have gone marching into the
coaching carousel. Finally, well come in the beginning of another
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a minute all night long. A couple of different directions.
Now I was at a cloverleaf intersection. There's several directions
that I could have gone. As a matter of fact,
there were some other stories I considered, but I thought, well,
there's only so many coaching jobs in the NFL, and
we spend so much time in enlightening us on you
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and us and lighting you on the coaching carousel. So
the noise you heard on Tuesday was the sound of
breaks screeching, and that was the sound made as the
coaching carousel came to a final stop. That's it, That's
all she wrote. And the final move has made. The
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New Orleans football team that did not have a coach
did not have a coach. Now we kind of knew
who they were gonna hire, but they still had to
do the docu sign. And they have completed the docu sign.
We are told the New Orleans Saints have hired the
Eagles offensive coordinator Kellen Moore.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He is the new coach in the big easy. So
he gets the job.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And I know the mayor of Philadelphia very excited that
Kellen Moore will be taking over as the head coach
there in New Orleans, wishing Kellen the best of luck.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I assure you hear you all day.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hey owlee wee.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, let's go Bert, No, no, you go Saints.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The Saints go marching into the coaching hier move and
it comes two days after the Eagles eliminated and dominated Cannes.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
City in Super Bowl fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So thirty six years old Kellen Moore getting his first
go round in the big chair. He's in the big chair,
head coaching job in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Kellen Moore getting the head coaching job for the New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Is this a good match?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So I've got Boomerang, Pontiff and bus station and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to provide you a.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Running start, a running start.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So, out of the available candidates, after a several minute
long mallor investigation and deliberation, I have determined, as a
member of the honorable Jury that this is a marriage
of convenience. It is a marriage of convenience. It's an
arranged marriage in many ways. Kellen Moore wanted and desperately
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needed to get a head coaching job this go round.
Now he had to because a couple of years ago.
We'll get into it. But Kellen Moore was in position
to get a head coaching job and it didn't work
out for him, and then he fell off.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The tracks, if you will.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And so Kellen Moore wanted to strike while the iron
was hot. Here the Eagle playoff run. This was his opportunity.
And the New Orleans Saints and they suck right when
your franchise blows, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's a starter job.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The Saints has always been a starter job in the
NFL for coaches.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's powerball.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And originally they had their eye on Cliff Kingsbury and
he didn't have their eye. He didn't have his eyes
on them, and so there was no mutual interest there.
So they pivoted and they said, all right, well we
want to play.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The lottery, the coaching lottery. So who are we going
to hire?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What first time coach are we going to hire? And
they said, you know what, let's grab the boomerang. And
Kellen Moore is a boomerang, kind of a higher coming
back around right, boomerang you throw it out, was back
at you. He was tagged I'm old enough to remember
as we chew away at this. I'm old enough to
remember when Kellen Moore was determined as a prodigy by
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Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then he fell down, down, down, down, down into
the gutter.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was you know, dog eat dog world all that,
and he was whacked by Jerry Jones. There was a
power play, power play, power play by Mike McCarthy, the
former NFL head coach, and so the move was Kellen
Moore went out to La and he hung out with
that yoga coach Brandon Staley with the Chargers for a year,
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and then climb back up the coaching latter goes to
Philadelphia and he ends up finding paydirt. Not because suddenly
he become a he became a better coach, Kellen Mooden
to become a better coach. He just happened to find
that that formula, which is Sekwan Barkley Jalen hurts some
absolute terrific fat guys on the offensive line, and it all,
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it all clicked on all cylinders. And so the Eagles offense,
they weren't in the top five in yards or points,
but they weren't far outside that. They were eighth in
total yards, seventh in points. The NERD stats, the EPA
stats are very good, very good for the Eagles offense,
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and they ended up winning the Super Bowl. Now turn
the page. So what are the positives and what are
the negatives about the Saints coaching job for Kelling Moore?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So you take the good with the bad, and you
take the bad with the good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The good, well, obviously there's only so many of these jobs.
You get a seat at the grown ups table. If
you're killing Moore one of thirty two jobs. You're also,
in many ways the pontiff of the Saints. I know
I'm crossing religious terms, but you get to enjoy the
blessing as the pontiff of the Saints.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Low expectations, right, low expectation.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Does any man, woman or child think that that team's
any good?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
They suck, right, And so nobody's anticipating a quantum leap
in the Bayou. And that means that Kellen Moore does
not have the weight of needing immediate results, has to
go out there and dominate and all that stuff and
none of that right now.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The bad.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
The bad is you're essentially coaching Vince Vaughn's dodgeball team
a bunch of average joes, because that's the roster, a
bunch of average players. The expectations are low because you have,
for the moment, we'll see if this continues, Derek Carr,
if you look up Derek Carr in the dictionary, can't
play at a high level more than a couple of
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games every year. You have an aging Alvin Kamara in
the backfield. So, in other words, Jalen Hurts and Sakwan
Barkley are not walking through those doors at the Superdome,
and if they do walk through those doors, they're wearing
Eagles uniforms, or maybe Barkley's wearing some other uniform. But
Kellen Moore in his time as an NFL assistant, has
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shown that he can have amazing success when coaching top
notch players. But when you're the Saints coach, you're coaching
turds and you have to polish a lot of turds.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
He hasn't shown the ability to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He coached a bunch of turds in Dallas and you
can see Dak Prescott there with the Cowboys, and it
didn't go all that well. He didn't coach up Dak Prescott.
Dak Prescott who's a mediocre NFL quarterback, and Kellen Moore
clearly proving he was not the problem in that relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And we'll see if he can.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Coach up players to overachieve in New Orleans, increase productivity.
And that's always the challenge. You have to do more
with less good luck.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You'll end up with googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
All right, last word here, will Kellen Moore's departure hurt
Jalen hurts in twenty twenty five, right now, Kellen Moore
is leaving Philadelphia and I've already seen this pop up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well, this is a body blow, body blow for Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh my god, Jalen Hurts not gonna have his offensive
coordinator right after the Super Bowl. No, so I expect
the Eagles, whether Kellen Moore came back or not, the
Birds were gonna go down a couple of rungs, a
couple of tears down. And it's not because Kellen Moore
is coaching the Saints. If anything, this is a positive
mitzvah for Jalen Hurts because.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
He can say, well, you know he has the excuse
a well.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Kellen Moore wasn't there. But I think it's poppycock. Kellen Moore,
if anything, was writing the coattails of Saquon Barkley and
that offensive line. And it's not some kind of wizardry
from the offensive play caller where it all clicked. The
Philadelphia all defensive coordinator job. It's like going to a
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bus station and the turnstile at the bus station and
people come and go and the turnstyle goes circling around.
They had Shane Steichen, who's a failed NFL head coach
in Indianapolis. He's no good Brian Johnson, who lasted one
year in twenty twenty four or twenty twenty three rather,
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and then they had Kellen.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Moore in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So another one bites the dust, another one moves on,
Another body gets elevated to be named later in twenty
twenty five a bigger concern. The Eagles now have the
winner's curse, the winner's curse? Will they be fat and satisfied?
And the bullseye is on their back? And that whole
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argument I keep going back.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Though, and I can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
The juiciest part of Kellen Moore hitting the job with
the Saints is the biggest loser is Dak Prescott, because
the Dak Prescott marching in Chowder society. Their argument was, well,
the teammates aren't that great, the coaching is not that great.
You know this thing, Well, Kellen Moore went to Philadelphia,
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had a lot of success.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Again, I don't think it was all him, but he
had a lot of success with good players. He didn't
hold the good players back. Right.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
One of the arguments is, well, you know, Dak's being
held back by the Dak Prescott marching and Chowder Society.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's hard to make that argument.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That dak Prescott was being held back by Kellen Moore
in that run, and.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So he showed he's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So it's a referendum on Dakota, like, dude, what are
you doing? I mean, and the Cowboys forced Kellen Moore out.
Now he gets a head coaching job, and it's reminiscent.
I remember when Sean Payton. Now I know, way am
I saying Sean Payton and Kellen Moore are gonna be
one in the same. But Sean Payton had been a
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rising star in the coaching ranks and then took a
couple of steps back and then climb back up and
became the Saints coach, and things worked.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Out pretty well for for Sean Payton.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know that in my crystal ball, that doesn't
happen for Kellen Moore. But I have a crystal ball
that leans negative. My crystal I bought it on TIMU
and it leans negative. So that's kind of how that works.
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say my name there, Bill, you didn't say my name
is Ben.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And it's a it's a pie night on the on
the show.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I'm fasting, so I'm not going to be eating the pie,
but I might have some.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Several days from now. And that's a key lime pie.
I understand.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
We've got a key Lime Pie from Key West?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ben Yeah, is that the birthplace of the key Lime pies?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
How was called key Lime pie because it's from Key West?
Is that? Well?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You know what is it?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
French fries aren't actually made in France where Chihuahua is
really even first found in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Yes, the key Lime Pie did originate in Key West,
Florida in the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
There you go Key West and Key Lime the birthplace.
It's like I've had the Boston cream Pie. There's a
hotel in Boston. The legend is that that's where the
Boston Cream Pie.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I went there.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, it's an old hotels. My ghosts in there, right,
it feels like there's ghosts in that hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's old. Probably a bunch of people died there over
the years.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I ordered it from the bar, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Because there was a long wait or something. I want
to eat fo Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
But I've not had a key Lime pie from Key West.
I'd like to get the Key West at some point.
That is the most southern spot in the continental United States, Right,
It's further south than like like a bunch of other places,
and it are you sniffing something around? What do you
do you smell what lorrain is cooking?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
It smells like a ben mallor meet and greet in
key West floor.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That would be wonderful, smells delicious. Now I know your
show up. I don't think coople show up? Of course
coople show up.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
He needs to get a tan.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah wow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Now is there actual lime in key lime pie or
do you think that's all all.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Bogus line juice?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, but no actual limes were harmed for a slice
of key lime pie.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Well, I mean they were squeezed to death.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yea lutch from.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Their parents on the vine.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, all right, well you want you want key lime
pie fun facts?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't know. Oh yeah that I do that on
the podcast. And don't we want to do that here?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I mean, it's about very valuable real estate here. But
the legend is that the key lime Pie did not
actually start until the nineteen late nineteen forties, but there
are supposedly recipes that date back way before that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Fun fact. It's a fun fact right there.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And originally lemons, not limes, were the original key lime
pie actually used.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What yeah, isn't that mine?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Lemon pie?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah? That's lemon meringue. No is that different thing.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
There's no meringue on top.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Do you see meringue on top of this?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well? No, that's KEYI no, there's a key lime pie.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But I'm just pointing that out. And I can give
you other other fun facts.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But anyway, there.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Was a great fun fact.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you, guy named William Curry.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The key lime pie.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Supposedly came Fisherman's recipe. It was served at the Curry mansion,
self made millionaire in Florida. The legend.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Who do we need to thank for this key lime pie?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Who is the Bobby in Florida? What up, Bobby? I'm
also tagging him on my Instagram and I posted a
video of the pie. Thank you, Bobby, appreciate you want
me to tag you in the video?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sure? Why not? What the hell? I'm not looking at
that right now, but I'll look at it and eventually.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Ribman writes, and he says, first day back on the
third shift, after seven years of the dreaded day shift.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Has it been that long? Ribman? Seven years of daytime punishment?
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
This guy survived a seven year sentence on the dreaded
day shift and now he's back with his friends at night,
the night people.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He's a night writer.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Now, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, Late night Drug
tester says with the Kellen Moore higher, I see a
postseason spot in New Orleans future, just when the NFL
announces the next time they host the Super Bowl, it's
all going to be all going to be scripted. Right there,
It's all going to be scripted.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No doubt about it. I did see a message. There
was some art from ostriche Ann. He sent that in
a little bit before the show, he says, Malor after
listening to your podcast for eight minutes, ostriche Ann and
DC says, I heard you discussing the Benny Awards with
a caller, and since you have so many callers that
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fall asleep after calling.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Into the show, you should create a Benny's Hollering James
Top Snoring.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Caller of the Year award. And that's from ostrich Ant.
It's a good idea, ostrich Jant. We're still compiling. There's
a panel, a blue ribbon panel that is putting together
the Bennys, and there's a lot involved in it. There's
a lot of different people that have opinions on who
should win a Benny and what stands out from the
year that was, And so we haven't locked everything in
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on the Benny Awards, which are not until next month.
I would say that if we did do a sleeping category,
it'd be nearly impossible to beat the guy that called
in the other day. I know that's recency bias, but
we had this guy from la that was on the
line sleeping for probably two hours of the show, and
he had a very machine gun Kelly style.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Snore. It was rapid fires snore.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Too fast, uncomfortable to this guy.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, like, there's something going on there. And I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Doctor, I can play one on the on the radio now,
Ruth writes in she says, uh, she don't want to
talk about anything sports wise, but she wants to talk
key lime pie.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
She says key limes are different from regular limes, and
they're available in Florida only, So it's fun.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's another fun fact. That's not my fun fact, but
that's ruth.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Is fun fun fact.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, there you go. All right, well, take some calls here.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It is a call in show, and let's see here,
where do we go, let's say hello to Chico, who's
in Baltimore and in the leadof here, Hello Chico.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Welcome, Hello Ben, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hello Chico? Is this is this really?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
No hear Baltimore?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Is that really? Really?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
The day the Super Bowl was horrible to me, But
I'm happy the Eagles want Hey, what did you think
of the commercials? And we'll get the halftime show was horrible?
Are you shot that there were no players on the
sidelines during the halftime show like Evan McPherson's.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, oh, you think somebody should have come out? And
like the game was just the game was a blowout.
Like if anybody from Philadelphia came out, what would have
been there would have been no pre was twenty four
to nothing at halftime. They could have come out there
and had popcorn. They could have had popcorn and candy
and nachos at halftime, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
I mean, but you realize that guys aren't doing that now?
Do you ever realize that since Evan McPherson did that
in Super Bowl though? Was it fifty four or fifty five?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, the the problem is that if they do it,
there's a million people holding up phones, so they'll be caught.
There's no way to get away unless you turn, unless
you take your uniform off and go out there and
street close like Anthony Davis.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
There's no way that you can get away with it.
It's impossible.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
No.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
And did you see they had some protesters out.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
There too, I did see that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I guess that guy's been banned from all NFL events.
I'm guessing he's not an NFL fan, but he's been
banned from all NFL.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Events for the rest of his life. He'll never attend.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
And to tell you the truth, President sum should shouldn't
have pained to me. They would have been better off not.
I hope he doesn't something the next years, don't you now.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I don't care whether the president is there or not.
I'm shocked at no president. If I was the president,
I can go anywhere I want for free. Why would
you not go to the super Bowl if you're a
football fan, and I don't understand why not. I'd go
if they let me in for free, I'd go for that,
go every year to the super Bowl. They get me,
they let me in for free. Absolutely, Well, would you
would go to Chico? You would absolutely go.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
How would the after party since the whole ray Lewis
thing in halfened years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
As far as I know, As far as I know,
since ray Lewis, no NFL players have been involved in
a murder after the Super Bowl. So that's been good.
We've had a good run. It's been twenty years or so.
And then nothing's happened since ray Lewis, And where's the
white suit and all that?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Ray? We don't have to worry about this, that's right.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Hey, does this shock you? Eric the Enemy's not head
coach of the Saints that they didn't get Flora.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Now, now, Chico, that's like, that's like three four year
old take. That's a three or four years you're doing.
You're doing old takes now, Chico. Eric the Enemy left
the Chiefs, he went to the Washington Commanders failed. He
went to u c l A And failed. He's never
going to be a head coach in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Never he should.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
They need to do something with the Rooney vote.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Why he's failed, as why would you just give him
a job? Well, it makes no sense, Chico. He failed
when he left the Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
All right, he's speechless, So you just.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Hand him a job? Why would you? Why would you
do that. I mean, shouldn't you have to earn that?
Shouldn't you just earn the job.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
And Flora should get another job. They need to get
more African Americans.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So just hire them, all right, So just we'll just
give them jobs. Okay, thank you, Chico. I appreciate that.
Yes I don't. I don't know. Maybe I was raised wrong,
but I was raised.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Earned the job and you shouldn't just given something that
you have to earn it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Maybe my teachers and my parents taught me wrong as
a child that you should just give certain jobs away
because Chico wants certain people to have jobs, and so
we should we should not give these jobs out on merit.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Because you're wrong. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I mean, man, interesting way to look at things. Maybe
Chico didn't watch the last two years where Eric Bamy
went to the Washington I guess they're called the Commanders
now and then failed and then went to went over
to the UCLA Bruins and the lasted the year and
then got booted out of there.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And I think.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He's like a position coach, I believe for the Bears.
Now I think the Bears hired him. But yeah, so
if you were to make a ven diagram. Things are
not going well for Eric Penemy. It's not exactly working
out real well on the on the coaching carousel, and
he's interviewed for I think half of the NFL jobs,
(27:12):
half of the jobs in the NFL, and hasn't gotten
a job, uh, nature boy or head coaching job. Nature
Boy writes in, says fun fact, metal lark Lemon was
not a fan of key lime pie. Hmmm, that is interesting, Laurina,
do you know who metal metal lark lemon is?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Meadow lark lemon?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What do you think that is metal lark lemon?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
It sounds like like a manufactured lemon.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
You think that's a that's like a certain lemon.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Maybe that's from like Maryland, like a metal lark Maryland lemon.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, how that is?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
That sounds right.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, that's a good answer. Is that it answer? That's
something like that, you know, something like that?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Harry writes in, says, Bennie, what about chocolate cream pie?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh so good?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's all right. It's all right. Can I tell you
what what are we doing? Pie? Talk now?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
And the pie got here today? It was it too?
It was at two pm.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's an early pie delivery at two people.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It wasn't early pie delivery?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Pie left out?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So I took the initiative to hit up Big Mic
and I was like, hey, Big Mic, I need a favor.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
A pie just got delivered. I needed in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
So he went on a little mission and he texted
me back and I'm going I'm gonna tell you his
exact words, go find it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Go find it.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
He said, okay, this is one of the big management people.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
He said, you can call me. Where is it?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And so I sent him the thingy and he's like,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
It'll be in the fridge. That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The pie has landed.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yes, And I said, you are superman. Okay, that's where
I left it. I get to the studio tonight, it's
not in the fridge. I walk in the studio and
I look at all its in Berschinger and I'm like,
have you guys seen my cream pie?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah? What happened? What was the well?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
They both looked at me like I was crazy, because
who walks into a studio and says that?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But then yes, yes, was it put in the upstairs refrigerator?
Was it put in the wall? Refrigerator.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
It was still in the mailroom bed.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No, Big Mike failed you.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
So the pie was out for many hours and you're
still consuming the pie.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
It was once so it's still cold.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, so that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We used I used to have this guy in Boston
that would send me these uh, these Finway monster dogs.
This guy was a big fan of the show and
he did it for years and.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Hope he's all right. But he stopped a couple years ago,
I think during the pandemic. But those things were great.
But he every once in a while, I would not
get the delivery, you know, kind of like we don't
get our mail.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And then you know, I was very and I missed like.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
A whole delivery, a big box of these these wieners,
and I wouldn't get him, and I was very upset.
And then one time he said the again. You know,
there's no we don't do drops anymore. It drops her
over anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, I'm with mark tape and we don't use tape
anymore either. It's done with the tape. There's no more tape.
That's it. Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
If you'd like to be part of the live show
eight seven, seven nine nine, six six three six nine,
also on x at Ben Mallor let's go down.
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To New York City and we'll say lo to Uh.
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to you Hello to Chi.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Got but real talk, I thought realch go call back, Hello,
Real Talk, Welcome, Real Talk.
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Let's come in the house, I mean real Talk.
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What's up? Sixteen?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Heay, there it is right there. It's the legend a
Real Talk.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
This is now a standard Real Talk call is that
I will provide some great commentary, some witty lines, and
then when you're out of material, you'll say somethlean r
terribly offensive, and then we'll dump you and then people
will go to the podcast to hear what you said.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I never run out of material.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Bite you, okay, all right, I'm gonna bite Mike. To'm
gonna bite my tongue right now. I am the baiting
Mike tong I'm biting Mike tongue.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Oh Ben, You're so crazy, you know, crazy white boy,
mister Mallen. I love you, dude. I'm geeka, Like, I
got my wife's favorite thing for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
She loves cavio, So I'm gonna make her her favorite
dish Friday night is caviar omelet. She geeked on that stuff,
so I'm gonna get her. That sounds terrible forgot Friday.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What am I doing for?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Well, we're uh, we're making uh well, we we're even
making like pizza and stuff like they're gonna have a
nice quiet night.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
In and all that. No, no going on. But that's cute.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
That's crue. What about what about you?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Justin that?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Just what your second or third Valentine'sda with your wife?
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well?
Speaker 6 (32:13):
I mean it's our first Valentine's Day married, but we
are going out to dinner.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
That's nice. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, look, busy Night's busy night.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
I'm gonna do I'm sure, Lorae. What what are you
and your cats planning this week?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (32:31):
I'm sorry I only have one call off don't let
her cut my call.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I was just that was just a joke. That was
a joke. You know, you gotta wait. You gotta wait.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Another forty years before you get cats like that, another
forty years.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
What you plan this week?
Speaker 8 (32:43):
In Lorana?
Speaker 7 (32:44):
You sec?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I was just gonna stock the person I have a
crush on all weekends and outside his window only little
breath marks.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Oh nice, nice be So you'll be outside my door
thinking about me all.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Night, baby.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Record you could just come through?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Then so yo, man, I have to I'm not apologized
because you know what I'm saying. I forgot. I didn't
know Justing was gonna marriage, so like, look at me, man,
show my fake sandage. So I did something. You know
I love bitch, Ben, You know I love bitch.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yes, I did not.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
I decided to do something amazing. So I took all
the information I know bout Justin Cooper and I set
it into this AI application with the lie detective tests
attached to it. And now, Ben, I want to play
a new bet. I'd like to call you can't handle
the truth with AI Justin Cooper?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, ready to get Justin Cooper?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I cannot wait. I'm getting the claw out right now,
let's do it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Here we go, What do we got?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I wished he was still here?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
So all right, Ben, So here's.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
How it goes man man. We asked Justin Cooper. I
asked Justin Cooper.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
Ben, y'all say, I said, Hey, Justin, even though you're
not acting no more, are you proud and happy with
the choice that you made?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Ai?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Justin Cooper said yes, The Live Detective shed that he
was telling the truth. We actually is Real Talk your
favorite caller on the show? AI Justin said yes, he
said he was telling the truth. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
We act Justin Cooper really geeked on Real Talk? Is
he's sexually attracted to him? Jeff Cooper said no, the
Love Detective show that was a lie.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That is very oh wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
We are just we act Justin Cooper. Now that you
have Real Talk Instagram accounts, do you pleasure yourself to
Real Talk? AI just just said no, The Live Detective
shed that was a lie. More than twenty times, Justin,
you've been drinking your cock from all.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's a.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Quality call there, Yeah, it knew how many times?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Shocking well real talk.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
At this point, his calls are like, what's that? What's
the show with all the house improvement shows? When I'm
thinking of like Property Brothers, you know, it's like it's
the same format.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
It's like we got a couple of uh maybe not
Property Brothers, but they have the love it or Listed
They have a couple of houses people trying to figure
out which house to get and then do you.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Love it or do you list it? And then it's
the same formula.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It is the same formula that we get every single time.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's unbelievable from that guy. Anyway. It is the Ben
Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
As we continue on, we'll get later on to who
let the Dogs Out? Who Let the Dogs Out? We'll
get to that time. Now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Game? And this is where we pretend to be somebody else's.
We call it the who am I? Game? So, Eagles
quarterback who Jalen Hurts? Who Jalen Hurts? Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He set the record for the high high career passing
completion percentage in a Super Bowl minimum forty attempts. He
broke my record again. Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts broke my
record for the highest career passing completion percentage in a.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Super Bowl minimum forty attempts. Who am I? I had
the record before Jalen Hurts. Now who has zoomed past me?
And we'll pay that off? You know the answer?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Send me a message on x at Ben Mahler. That's
at Ben Malor. We will get to the payoff on
that and we will.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Do it next.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
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Speaker 1 (36:46):
We will find out who let the dogs out in
a minute? Is I Bill Miller? And you? And you
as we are together on this night and every night.
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And now we crank it back up and send it
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who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Game? Well, yeah, and my name is Paen Phil and
I have the answer. Here's the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurtz broke my record for the highest
career passing completion percentage in the Super Bowl minimum forty attempts.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
This is a career, not a single game.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
This is a career record and I had that record
prior to Sunday when Jalen Hurts now in two Super
Bowls has the record ahead of my record.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Who am I? That is the question. What is the answer?
And then we'll get to who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Let's see does anyone know
the answer? We've got Dad Gummet passing gas. I think
that's what he's like. A superpower.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
That's from Mallard prop Guy Bart Star guest by Eke
and Roseville, Minnesota. Rocky Horror a creature from Milkman Mike
in Colorado. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Maud Adams of Octo Pussy, the Double O seven franchise.
There who is eighty today?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Man? That you go from the.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Sex symbol and then you keep living boom. At some
point you get daighty Yeah, I bet you're still hot
at eighty. Len Sikata guest by mister nice guy Sonman
from Ferd Dog.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Page down? Andy and O Lake says, The answer is
we love our balls. Tom Brady, Tony Kahan the Owner's
Khan son from m King Rory. Page down is real talk?
Who almost made it without getting a drop? The answer
from Freddy Traveling the World? No check Lemon guessed by
(39:20):
Sean and Portland. Mister irrigation says, Dan Marino is the answer?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
All right, Lorena? What say you? Lorena?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It's obviously Kermit the Pie Master?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Is it Kermit the Pie Master?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, raw, it is Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Aikman completed seventy percent of his passes. You haven't heard
seventy three point three percent? Who let the dogs out quickly? Lrick?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Can we play this SoundBite from the Westminster Dog Show
in New York? The best in Breed winner was announced.
Take a listen one hundred and thirty nine.
Speaker 9 (39:55):
For Weston Show at ninth and no Westmans Third Kennel
Club Dog Show, The Shoes the Giant Schnells O.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
WHOA did it three years and final one's best. Oh
my god, what an incredible moment for King, Oh my,
I'm gonna cry, go to break, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Five Best in Show The Giant Shells
Here we go. Welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's our number one of the original Recipe podcast, the
Ben Mahler Show Podcast. We thank you, get y'all hyped
up here for a big hour of talk radio on
this twelfth day of February, Happy Wednesday. We stayed up
all night to provide fresh pod on demand whenever you listen,
whether it's very early here in the morning or later
(00:25):
in the day, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We are here for you.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
So on this day and hour number one, we start
out with a new coach in the NFL. Welcome to
the club. That would be Kellen Moore, the former Cowboy
assistant who went to the Chargers and last year was
in Philadelphia. Kellen Moore head coach of the Saints. Is
this a good match?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Also? What are the positives.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And the negatives about the Saints gig for a guy
like Kellen Moore leaves the Eagles and will Kellen Moore's
departure hurt Jalen hurts in twenty twenty five for Philadelphia.
We'll talk about all that and a whole lot more
as we steamroll through.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Our number one. Here it is.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It turns out the Saints have gone marching into the
coaching carousel. Finally, well come in the beginning of another
night of the Ben Malors Show. We are in the
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a minute all night long. A couple of different directions.
Now I was at a cloverleaf intersection. There's several directions
that I could have gone. As a matter of fact,
there were some other stories I considered, but I thought, well,
there's only so many coaching jobs in the NFL, and
we spend so much time in enlightening us on you
(02:33):
and us and lighting you on the coaching carousel. So
the noise you heard on Tuesday was the sound of
breaks screeching, and that was the sound made as the
coaching carousel came to a final stop. That's it, That's
all she wrote. And the final move has made. The
(02:55):
New Orleans football team that did not have a coach
did not have a coach. Now we kind of knew
who they were gonna hire, but they still had to
do the docu sign. And they have completed the docu sign.
We are told the New Orleans Saints have hired the
Eagles offensive coordinator Kellen Moore.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He is the new coach in the big easy. So
he gets the job.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
And I know the mayor of Philadelphia very excited that
Kellen Moore will be taking over as the head coach
there in New Orleans, wishing Kellen the best of luck.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I assure you hear you all day.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hey owlee wee.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, let's go Bert, No, no, you go Saints.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
The Saints go marching into the coaching hier move and
it comes two days after the Eagles eliminated and dominated Cannes.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
City in Super Bowl fifty nine.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
So thirty six years old Kellen Moore getting his first
go round in the big chair. He's in the big chair,
head coaching job in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Kellen Moore getting the head coaching job for the New
Orleans Saints.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Is this a good match?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So I've got Boomerang, Pontiff and bus station and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to provide you a.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Running start, a running start.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
So, out of the available candidates, after a several minute
long mallor investigation and deliberation, I have determined, as a
member of the honorable Jury that this is a marriage
of convenience. It is a marriage of convenience. It's an
arranged marriage in many ways. Kellen Moore wanted and desperately
(04:57):
needed to get a head coaching job this go round.
Now he had to because a couple of years ago.
We'll get into it. But Kellen Moore was in position
to get a head coaching job and it didn't work
out for him, and then he fell off.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The tracks, if you will.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And so Kellen Moore wanted to strike while the iron
was hot. Here the Eagle playoff run. This was his opportunity.
And the New Orleans Saints and they suck right when
your franchise blows, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's a starter job.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
The Saints has always been a starter job in the
NFL for coaches.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
It's powerball.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
And originally they had their eye on Cliff Kingsbury and
he didn't have their eye. He didn't have his eyes
on them, and so there was no mutual interest there.
So they pivoted and they said, all right, well we
want to play.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The lottery, the coaching lottery. So who are we going
to hire?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What first time coach are we going to hire? And
they said, you know what, let's grab the boomerang. And
Kellen Moore is a boomerang, kind of a higher coming
back around right, boomerang you throw it out, was back
at you. He was tagged I'm old enough to remember
as we chew away at this. I'm old enough to
remember when Kellen Moore was determined as a prodigy by
(06:10):
Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
And then he fell down, down, down, down, down into
the gutter.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It was you know, dog eat dog world all that,
and he was whacked by Jerry Jones. There was a
power play, power play, power play by Mike McCarthy, the
former NFL head coach, and so the move was Kellen
Moore went out to La and he hung out with
that yoga coach Brandon Staley with the Chargers for a year,
(06:40):
and then climb back up the coaching latter goes to
Philadelphia and he ends up finding paydirt. Not because suddenly
he become a he became a better coach, Kellen Mooden
to become a better coach. He just happened to find
that that formula, which is Sekwan Barkley Jalen hurts some
absolute terrific fat guys on the offensive line, and it all,
(07:02):
it all clicked on all cylinders. And so the Eagles offense,
they weren't in the top five in yards or points,
but they weren't far outside that. They were eighth in
total yards, seventh in points. The NERD stats, the EPA
stats are very good, very good for the Eagles offense,
(07:23):
and they ended up winning the Super Bowl. Now turn
the page. So what are the positives and what are
the negatives about the Saints coaching job for Kelling Moore?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So you take the good with the bad, and you
take the bad with the good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The good, well, obviously there's only so many of these jobs.
You get a seat at the grown ups table. If
you're killing Moore one of thirty two jobs. You're also,
in many ways the pontiff of the Saints. I know
I'm crossing religious terms, but you get to enjoy the
blessing as the pontiff of the Saints.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Low expectations, right, low expectation.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Does any man, woman or child think that that team's
any good?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
They suck, right, And so nobody's anticipating a quantum leap
in the Bayou. And that means that Kellen Moore does
not have the weight of needing immediate results, has to
go out there and dominate and all that stuff and
none of that right now.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
The bad.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
The bad is you're essentially coaching Vince Vaughn's dodgeball team
a bunch of average joes, because that's the roster, a
bunch of average players. The expectations are low because you have,
for the moment, we'll see if this continues, Derek Carr,
if you look up Derek Carr in the dictionary, can't
play at a high level more than a couple of
(08:48):
games every year. You have an aging Alvin Kamara in
the backfield. So, in other words, Jalen Hurts and Sakwan
Barkley are not walking through those doors at the Superdome,
and if they do walk through those doors, they're wearing
Eagles uniforms, or maybe Barkley's wearing some other uniform. But
Kellen Moore in his time as an NFL assistant, has
(09:10):
shown that he can have amazing success when coaching top
notch players. But when you're the Saints coach, you're coaching
turds and you have to polish a lot of turds.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
He hasn't shown the ability to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He coached a bunch of turds in Dallas and you
can see Dak Prescott there with the Cowboys, and it
didn't go all that well. He didn't coach up Dak Prescott.
Dak Prescott who's a mediocre NFL quarterback, and Kellen Moore
clearly proving he was not the problem in that relationship.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
And we'll see if he can.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Coach up players to overachieve in New Orleans, increase productivity.
And that's always the challenge. You have to do more
with less good luck.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
You'll end up with googly eyes.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
All right, last word here, will Kellen Moore's departure hurt
Jalen hurts in twenty twenty five, right now, Kellen Moore
is leaving Philadelphia and I've already seen this pop up.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Well, this is a body blow, body blow for Jalen Hurts.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Oh my god, Jalen Hurts not gonna have his offensive
coordinator right after the Super Bowl. No, so I expect
the Eagles, whether Kellen Moore came back or not, the
Birds were gonna go down a couple of rungs, a
couple of tears down. And it's not because Kellen Moore
is coaching the Saints. If anything, this is a positive
mitzvah for Jalen Hurts because.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
He can say, well, you know he has the excuse
a well.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Kellen Moore wasn't there. But I think it's poppycock. Kellen Moore,
if anything, was writing the coattails of Saquon Barkley and
that offensive line. And it's not some kind of wizardry
from the offensive play caller where it all clicked. The
Philadelphia all defensive coordinator job. It's like going to a
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bus station and the turnstile at the bus station and
people come and go and the turnstyle goes circling around.
They had Shane Steichen, who's a failed NFL head coach
in Indianapolis. He's no good Brian Johnson, who lasted one
year in twenty twenty four or twenty twenty three rather,
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and then they had Kellen.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Moore in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So another one bites the dust, another one moves on,
Another body gets elevated to be named later in twenty
twenty five a bigger concern. The Eagles now have the
winner's curse, the winner's curse? Will they be fat and satisfied?
And the bullseye is on their back? And that whole
(11:53):
argument I keep going back.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Though, and I can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
The juiciest part of Kellen Moore hitting the job with
the Saints is the biggest loser is Dak Prescott, because
the Dak Prescott marching in Chowder society. Their argument was, well,
the teammates aren't that great, the coaching is not that great.
You know this thing, Well, Kellen Moore went to Philadelphia,
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had a lot of success.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Again, I don't think it was all him, but he
had a lot of success with good players. He didn't
hold the good players back. Right.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
One of the arguments is, well, you know, Dak's being
held back by the Dak Prescott marching and Chowder Society.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
It's hard to make that argument.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
That dak Prescott was being held back by Kellen Moore
in that run, and.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So he showed he's not the problem.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
So it's a referendum on Dakota, like, dude, what are
you doing? I mean, and the Cowboys forced Kellen Moore out.
Now he gets a head coaching job, and it's reminiscent.
I remember when Sean Payton. Now I know, way am
I saying Sean Payton and Kellen Moore are gonna be
one in the same. But Sean Payton had been a
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rising star in the coaching ranks and then took a
couple of steps back and then climb back up and
became the Saints coach, and things worked.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Out pretty well for for Sean Payton.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know that in my crystal ball, that doesn't
happen for Kellen Moore. But I have a crystal ball
that leans negative. My crystal I bought it on TIMU
and it leans negative. So that's kind of how that works.
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say my name there, Bill, you didn't say my name
is Ben.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
And it's a it's a pie night on the on
the show.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I'm fasting, so I'm not going to be eating the pie,
but I might have some.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Several days from now. And that's a key lime pie.
I understand.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
We've got a key Lime Pie from Key West?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Ben Yeah, is that the birthplace of the key Lime pies?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
How was called key Lime pie because it's from Key West?
Is that? Well?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
You know what is it?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
French fries aren't actually made in France where Chihuahua is
really even first found in Mexico.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
Yes, the key Lime Pie did originate in Key West,
Florida in the late eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
There you go Key West and Key Lime the birthplace.
It's like I've had the Boston cream Pie. There's a
hotel in Boston. The legend is that that's where the
Boston Cream Pie.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I went there.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, it's an old hotels. My ghosts in there, right,
it feels like there's ghosts in that hotel.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
It's old. Probably a bunch of people died there over
the years.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I ordered it from the bar, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Because there was a long wait or something. I want
to eat fo Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
But I've not had a key Lime pie from Key West.
I'd like to get the Key West at some point.
That is the most southern spot in the continental United States, Right,
It's further south than like like a bunch of other places,
and it are you sniffing something around? What do you
do you smell what lorrain is cooking?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
It smells like a ben mallor meet and greet in
key West floor.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
That would be wonderful, smells delicious. Now I know your
show up. I don't think coople show up? Of course
coople show up.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
He needs to get a tan.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah wow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Now is there actual lime in key lime pie or
do you think that's all all.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Bogus line juice?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, but no actual limes were harmed for a slice
of key lime pie.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Well, I mean they were squeezed to death.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yea lutch from.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Their parents on the vine.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, all right, well you want you want key lime
pie fun facts?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't know. Oh yeah that I do that on
the podcast. And don't we want to do that here?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I mean, it's about very valuable real estate here. But
the legend is that the key lime Pie did not
actually start until the nineteen late nineteen forties, but there
are supposedly recipes that date back way before that.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Fun fact. It's a fun fact right there.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
And originally lemons, not limes, were the original key lime
pie actually used.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
What yeah, isn't that mine?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Lemon pie?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah? That's lemon meringue. No is that different thing.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
There's no meringue on top.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Do you see meringue on top of this?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well? No, that's KEYI no, there's a key lime pie.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But I'm just pointing that out. And I can give
you other other fun facts.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
But anyway, there.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Was a great fun fact.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Thank you, guy named William Curry.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
The key lime pie.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Supposedly came Fisherman's recipe. It was served at the Curry mansion,
self made millionaire in Florida. The legend.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Who do we need to thank for this key lime pie?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Who is the Bobby in Florida? What up, Bobby? I'm
also tagging him on my Instagram and I posted a
video of the pie. Thank you, Bobby, appreciate you want
me to tag you in the video?
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Sure? Why not? What the hell? I'm not looking at
that right now, but I'll look at it and eventually.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Ribman writes, and he says, first day back on the
third shift, after seven years of the dreaded day shift.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Has it been that long? Ribman? Seven years of daytime punishment?
God bless you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
This guy survived a seven year sentence on the dreaded
day shift and now he's back with his friends at night,
the night people.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
He's a night writer.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Now, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, Late night Drug
tester says with the Kellen Moore higher, I see a
postseason spot in New Orleans future, just when the NFL
announces the next time they host the Super Bowl, it's
all going to be all going to be scripted. Right there,
It's all going to be scripted.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
No doubt about it. I did see a message. There
was some art from ostriche Ann. He sent that in
a little bit before the show, he says, Malor after
listening to your podcast for eight minutes, ostriche Ann and
DC says, I heard you discussing the Benny Awards with
a caller, and since you have so many callers that
(20:54):
fall asleep after calling.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Into the show, you should create a Benny's Hollering James
Top Snoring.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Caller of the Year award. And that's from ostrich Ant.
It's a good idea, ostrich Jant. We're still compiling. There's
a panel, a blue ribbon panel that is putting together
the Bennys, and there's a lot involved in it. There's
a lot of different people that have opinions on who
should win a Benny and what stands out from the
year that was, And so we haven't locked everything in
(21:26):
on the Benny Awards, which are not until next month.
I would say that if we did do a sleeping category,
it'd be nearly impossible to beat the guy that called
in the other day. I know that's recency bias, but
we had this guy from la that was on the
line sleeping for probably two hours of the show, and
he had a very machine gun Kelly style.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Snore. It was rapid fires snore.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Too fast, uncomfortable to this guy.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, like, there's something going on there. And I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Doctor, I can play one on the on the radio now,
Ruth writes in she says, uh, she don't want to
talk about anything sports wise, but she wants to talk
key lime pie.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
She says key limes are different from regular limes, and
they're available in Florida only, So it's fun.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
That's another fun fact. That's not my fun fact, but
that's ruth.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Is fun fun fact.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, there you go. All right, well, take some calls here.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It is a call in show, and let's see here,
where do we go, let's say hello to Chico, who's
in Baltimore and in the leadof here, Hello Chico.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Welcome, Hello Ben, How you doing?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hello Chico? Is this is this really?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
No hear Baltimore?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Is that really? Really?
Speaker 7 (22:48):
The day the Super Bowl was horrible to me, But
I'm happy the Eagles want Hey, what did you think
of the commercials? And we'll get the halftime show was horrible?
Are you shot that there were no players on the
sidelines during the halftime show like Evan McPherson's.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh, oh, you think somebody should have come out? And
like the game was just the game was a blowout.
Like if anybody from Philadelphia came out, what would have
been there would have been no pre was twenty four
to nothing at halftime. They could have come out there
and had popcorn. They could have had popcorn and candy
and nachos at halftime, right, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
I mean, but you realize that guys aren't doing that now?
Do you ever realize that since Evan McPherson did that
in Super Bowl though? Was it fifty four or fifty five?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, the the problem is that if they do it,
there's a million people holding up phones, so they'll be caught.
There's no way to get away unless you turn, unless
you take your uniform off and go out there and
street close like Anthony Davis.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
There's no way that you can get away with it.
It's impossible.
Speaker 8 (23:46):
No.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
And did you see they had some protesters out.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
There too, I did see that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I guess that guy's been banned from all NFL events.
I'm guessing he's not an NFL fan, but he's been
banned from all NFL.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Events for the rest of his life. He'll never attend.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
And to tell you the truth, President sum should shouldn't
have pained to me. They would have been better off not.
I hope he doesn't something the next years, don't you now.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I don't care whether the president is there or not.
I'm shocked at no president. If I was the president,
I can go anywhere I want for free. Why would
you not go to the super Bowl if you're a
football fan, and I don't understand why not. I'd go
if they let me in for free, I'd go for that,
go every year to the super Bowl. They get me,
they let me in for free. Absolutely, Well, would you
would go to Chico? You would absolutely go.
Speaker 7 (24:35):
How would the after party since the whole ray Lewis
thing in halfened years ago.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
As far as I know, As far as I know,
since ray Lewis, no NFL players have been involved in
a murder after the Super Bowl. So that's been good.
We've had a good run. It's been twenty years or so.
And then nothing's happened since ray Lewis, And where's the
white suit and all that?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Ray? We don't have to worry about this, that's right.
Speaker 7 (24:57):
Hey, does this shock you? Eric the Enemy's not head
coach of the Saints that they didn't get Flora.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Now, now, Chico, that's like, that's like three four year
old take. That's a three or four years you're doing.
You're doing old takes now, Chico. Eric the Enemy left
the Chiefs, he went to the Washington Commanders failed. He
went to u c l A And failed. He's never
going to be a head coach in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Never he should.
Speaker 7 (25:22):
They need to do something with the Rooney vote.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Why he's failed, as why would you just give him
a job? Well, it makes no sense, Chico. He failed
when he left the Chiefs.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
All right, he's speechless, So you just.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Hand him a job? Why would you? Why would you
do that. I mean, shouldn't you have to earn that?
Shouldn't you just earn the job.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
And Flora should get another job. They need to get
more African Americans.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So just hire them, all right, So just we'll just
give them jobs. Okay, thank you, Chico. I appreciate that.
Yes I don't. I don't know. Maybe I was raised wrong,
but I was raised.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Earned the job and you shouldn't just given something that
you have to earn it.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
But maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Maybe my teachers and my parents taught me wrong as
a child that you should just give certain jobs away
because Chico wants certain people to have jobs, and so
we should we should not give these jobs out on merit.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Because you're wrong. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I mean, man, interesting way to look at things. Maybe
Chico didn't watch the last two years where Eric Bamy
went to the Washington I guess they're called the Commanders
now and then failed and then went to went over
to the UCLA Bruins and the lasted the year and
then got booted out of there.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
And I think.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
He's like a position coach, I believe for the Bears.
Now I think the Bears hired him. But yeah, so
if you were to make a ven diagram. Things are
not going well for Eric Penemy. It's not exactly working
out real well on the on the coaching carousel, and
he's interviewed for I think half of the NFL jobs,
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half of the jobs in the NFL, and hasn't gotten
a job, uh, nature boy or head coaching job. Nature
Boy writes in, says fun fact, metal lark Lemon was
not a fan of key lime pie. Hmmm, that is interesting, Laurina,
do you know who metal metal lark lemon is?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Meadow lark lemon?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What do you think that is metal lark lemon?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
It sounds like like a manufactured lemon.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
You think that's a that's like a certain lemon.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Maybe that's from like Maryland, like a metal lark Maryland lemon.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, how that is?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
That sounds right.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Yeah, that's a good answer. Is that it answer? That's
something like that, you know, something like that?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Harry writes in, says, Bennie, what about chocolate cream pie?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Oh so good?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's all right. It's all right. Can I tell you
what what are we doing? Pie? Talk now?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
And the pie got here today? It was it too?
It was at two pm.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's an early pie delivery at two people.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It wasn't early pie delivery?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Pie left out?
Speaker 5 (28:19):
So I took the initiative to hit up Big Mic
and I was like, hey, Big Mic, I need a favor.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
A pie just got delivered. I needed in the fridge.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
So he went on a little mission and he texted
me back and I'm going I'm gonna tell you his
exact words, go find it.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Go find it.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
He said, okay, this is one of the big management people.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
He said, you can call me. Where is it?
Speaker 5 (28:43):
And so I sent him the thingy and he's like,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
It'll be in the fridge. That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
The pie has landed.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Yes, And I said, you are superman. Okay, that's where
I left it. I get to the studio tonight, it's
not in the fridge. I walk in the studio and
I look at all its in Berschinger and I'm like,
have you guys seen my cream pie?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah? What happened? What was the well?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
They both looked at me like I was crazy, because
who walks into a studio and says that?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
But then yes, yes, was it put in the upstairs refrigerator?
Was it put in the wall? Refrigerator.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
It was still in the mailroom bed.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No, Big Mike failed you.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
So the pie was out for many hours and you're
still consuming the pie.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
It was once so it's still cold.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Okay, so that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
We used I used to have this guy in Boston
that would send me these uh, these Finway monster dogs.
This guy was a big fan of the show and
he did it for years and.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Hope he's all right. But he stopped a couple years ago,
I think during the pandemic. But those things were great.
But he every once in a while, I would not
get the delivery, you know, kind of like we don't
get our mail.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
And then you know, I was very and I missed like.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
A whole delivery, a big box of these these wieners,
and I wouldn't get him, and I was very upset.
And then one time he said the again. You know,
there's no we don't do drops anymore. It drops her
over anyway.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah, I'm with mark tape and we don't use tape
anymore either. It's done with the tape. There's no more tape.
That's it. Eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox.
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to you Hello to Chi.
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Let's come in the house, I mean real Talk.
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Speaker 8 (30:54):
What's up that might dude?
Speaker 7 (30:55):
What's up? Sixteen?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Heay, there it is right there. It's the legend a
Real Talk.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
This is now a standard Real Talk call is that
I will provide some great commentary, some witty lines, and
then when you're out of material, you'll say somethlean r
terribly offensive, and then we'll dump you and then people
will go to the podcast to hear what you said.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I never run out of material.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Bite you, okay, all right, I'm gonna bite Mike. To'm
gonna bite my tongue right now. I am the baiting
Mike tong I'm biting Mike tongue.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
Oh Ben, You're so crazy, you know, crazy white boy,
mister Mallen. I love you, dude. I'm geeka, Like, I
got my wife's favorite thing for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
She loves cavio, So I'm gonna make her her favorite
dish Friday night is caviar omelet. She geeked on that stuff,
so I'm gonna get her. That sounds terrible forgot Friday.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
What am I doing for?
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Well, we're uh, we're making uh well, we we're even
making like pizza and stuff like they're gonna have a
nice quiet night.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
In and all that. No, no going on. But that's cute.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
That's crue. What about what about you?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Justin that?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
Just what your second or third Valentine'sda with your wife?
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Well?
Speaker 6 (32:13):
I mean it's our first Valentine's Day married, but we
are going out to dinner.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
That's nice. That's nice.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, look, busy Night's busy night.
Speaker 8 (32:23):
I'm gonna do I'm sure, Lorae. What what are you
and your cats planning this week?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (32:31):
I'm sorry I only have one call off don't let
her cut my call.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I was just that was just a joke. That was
a joke. You know, you gotta wait. You gotta wait.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Another forty years before you get cats like that, another
forty years.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
What you plan this week?
Speaker 8 (32:43):
In Lorana?
Speaker 7 (32:44):
You sec?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I was just gonna stock the person I have a
crush on all weekends and outside his window only little
breath marks.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Oh nice, nice be So you'll be outside my door
thinking about me all.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Night, baby.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
Record you could just come through?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Then so yo, man, I have to I'm not apologized
because you know what I'm saying. I forgot. I didn't
know Justing was gonna marriage, so like, look at me, man,
show my fake sandage. So I did something. You know
I love bitch, Ben, You know I love bitch.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yes, I did not.
Speaker 8 (33:14):
I decided to do something amazing. So I took all
the information I know bout Justin Cooper and I set
it into this AI application with the lie detective tests
attached to it. And now, Ben, I want to play
a new bet. I'd like to call you can't handle
the truth with AI Justin Cooper?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Ben?
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, ready to get Justin Cooper?
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I cannot wait. I'm getting the claw out right now,
let's do it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Here we go, What do we got?
Speaker 6 (33:42):
I wished he was still here?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
So all right, Ben, So here's.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
How it goes man man. We asked Justin Cooper. I
asked Justin Cooper.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
Ben, y'all say, I said, Hey, Justin, even though you're
not acting no more, are you proud and happy with
the choice that you made?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
Ai?
Speaker 8 (33:59):
Justin Cooper said yes, The Live Detective shed that he
was telling the truth. We actually is Real Talk your
favorite caller on the show? AI Justin said yes, he
said he was telling the truth. Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (34:15):
We act Justin Cooper really geeked on Real Talk? Is
he's sexually attracted to him? Jeff Cooper said no, the
Love Detective show that was a lie.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
That is very oh wow, unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
We are just we act Justin Cooper. Now that you
have Real Talk Instagram accounts, do you pleasure yourself to
Real Talk? AI just just said no, The Live Detective
shed that was a lie. More than twenty times, Justin,
you've been drinking your cock from all.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
That's a.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Quality call there, Yeah, it knew how many times?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Shocking well real talk.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
At this point, his calls are like, what's that? What's
the show with all the house improvement shows? When I'm
thinking of like Property Brothers, you know, it's like it's
the same format.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
It's like we got a couple of uh maybe not
Property Brothers, but they have the love it or Listed
They have a couple of houses people trying to figure
out which house to get and then do you.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Love it or do you list it? And then it's
the same formula.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It is the same formula that we get every single time.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's unbelievable from that guy. Anyway. It is the Ben
Malor Show.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
As we continue on, we'll get later on to who
let the Dogs Out? Who Let the Dogs Out? We'll
get to that time. Now for the who am I?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Game? And this is where we pretend to be somebody else's.
We call it the who am I? Game? So, Eagles
quarterback who Jalen Hurts? Who Jalen Hurts? Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He set the record for the high high career passing
completion percentage in a Super Bowl minimum forty attempts. He
broke my record again. Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts broke my
record for the highest career passing completion percentage in a.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Super Bowl minimum forty attempts. Who am I? I had
the record before Jalen Hurts. Now who has zoomed past me?
And we'll pay that off? You know the answer?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Send me a message on x at Ben Mahler. That's
at Ben Malor. We will get to the payoff on
that and we will.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Do it next.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on
Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We will find out who let the dogs out in
a minute? Is I Bill Miller? And you? And you
as we are together on this night and every night.
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can be part of that. Let people know about the show.
And now we crank it back up and send it
over to the guy that has the answer to the
who am I?
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Game? Well, yeah, and my name is Paen Phil and
I have the answer. Here's the who am I? Game?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurtz broke my record for the highest
career passing completion percentage in the Super Bowl minimum forty attempts.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
This is a career, not a single game.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
This is a career record and I had that record
prior to Sunday when Jalen Hurts now in two Super
Bowls has the record ahead of my record.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Who am I? That is the question. What is the answer?
And then we'll get to who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out? Let's see does anyone know
the answer? We've got Dad Gummet passing gas. I think
that's what he's like. A superpower.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
That's from Mallard prop Guy Bart Star guest by Eke
and Roseville, Minnesota. Rocky Horror a creature from Milkman Mike
in Colorado. Who else do we have?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Page down?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Maud Adams of Octo Pussy, the Double O seven franchise.
There who is eighty today?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Man? That you go from the.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Sex symbol and then you keep living boom. At some
point you get daighty Yeah, I bet you're still hot
at eighty. Len Sikata guest by mister nice guy Sonman
from Ferd Dog.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Who else do we have?
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Page down? Andy and O Lake says, The answer is
we love our balls. Tom Brady, Tony Kahan the Owner's
Khan son from m King Rory. Page down is real talk?
Who almost made it without getting a drop? The answer
from Freddy Traveling the World? No check Lemon guessed by
(39:20):
Sean and Portland. Mister irrigation says, Dan Marino is the answer?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
All right, Lorena? What say you? Lorena?
Speaker 4 (39:27):
It's obviously Kermit the Pie Master?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Is it Kermit the Pie Master?
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, raw, it is Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Aikman completed seventy percent of his passes. You haven't heard
seventy three point three percent? Who let the dogs out quickly? Lrick?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Can we play this SoundBite from the Westminster Dog Show
in New York? The best in Breed winner was announced.
Take a listen one hundred and thirty nine.
Speaker 9 (39:55):
For Weston Show at ninth and no Westmans Third Kennel
Club Dog Show, The Shoes the Giant Schnells O.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
WHOA did it three years and final one's best. Oh
my god, what an incredible moment for King, Oh my,
I'm gonna cry, go to break, I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Five Best in Show The Giant Shells
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