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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Get jiggy with it. It's our number three. Boy, that
sounded bad, but this is the crown jewel. It's our
number three. On this Wednesday, the twelfth day of February.
I hope everything's going well with you in the wintertime.
And here an hour three the Jets have said bye
bye to Aaron Rodgers, and apparently that's because Rogers would
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not stop going on the Pat McAfee show.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
That was a deal breaker. How do you process this?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Also, the forty nine ers were said to be unhappy
with wide receiver Deebo Samuel's weight. He was a fat ass,
and so they said, hey, lard ass, lose the weight.
What do you read into that one? As Deebo's about
to be traded and former former Saints offensive coordinator Clint
Kubiak says coaching Gino Smith is a huge draw to
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the Seahawks job.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Can you add some wisdom on this one?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We'll get to all of that and a whole lot
more on the Grand Old stage.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Here it is our number three, the dreaded ultimatum.
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That's coming up later this week, But Lorena is less
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Also, too much or not enough coming up a little
bit later this hour, So a lot to get to
of the Mallord riddle of the day as well. So
that is what we have to look forward to. But
our lead this hour is from the dreaded ultimatum. Now,
no one I know likes an ultimatum. They don't like
I do this or bad things happen. This hour is
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actually from mister Rogers neighborhood. Mister Rogers neighborhood. There is
some clarity. The clouds are parting regarding the divorce proceedings
between Airin Rogers Relax and the Jets, and they just
didn't move the chains enough and so they're going their
separate ways. Now, if you have not heard, perhaps not,
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we have learned behind a paywall that the Jets suck, Suck, suck.
The Jets were actually open to keeping Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But you know that means everything I just said is
a lie.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
However, now they were open to the possibility of keeping
Rogers for another season. They gave him an ultimatum. They said,
you've got to do what we want you to do.
We are going to give you an ironclad set of rules.
You have to stop all outside media, only state sponsored media.
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You are not allowed to go do you little Joe
Rogan show and your little Pat McAfee show.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Supposedly, this was mainly about Pat McAfee and not about
Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The coach Aaron Glenn.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Aaron Glenn was not down for the weekly grab ass
session that took place on Pat McAfee's YouTube show. So
let us discuss the question the Jets telling Aaron Rodgers
IX nay on the Pat McAfee a show that that
was a deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
How do you process this? So I've got.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Guardrails, internal combustion engine and talking points memo, and we
will combine all of these things together and we are
going to melt. Butter is what we're going to do.
How much butter.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Isn't that key? Lime pie? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I didn't make it all, right, So, first of all,
this is the classic good cop bad cop situation, right,
You got the stories leaked and the stories like, well,
we tried to work with Aaron Rodgers, you know it
came from the Jets. We tried to work with Aaron Rodgers,
but he wouldn't work with us, and so we had
to get rid of him. But we were trying to
be the good guys. We just we wanted Rogers to
focus on the team and put the team first, and
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Rogers wasn't willing to do that. But you look at
the good cop bad cop part of it. You had
Robert Sallom, the wanna be Tony Robbins guy, mister sunshine
and lollipops. Now you bring in Aaron Glenn, who's looking
to lay.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Down the law.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
These aren't your grandpas jets anymore. Well, actually, for the
Jets to be good, they had to be your great
grandpa's jets.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
But he's the new sheriff in town.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
So to rephrase that for those of you in the
back of the room or a little overwhelmed by the
snow moon, the circus is now over, The dog and pony.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Show is now over.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
They'll be calm waters and smooth skies and the friendly
skies there. The Jets new regime wants to establish at
least the appearance of Guardrails, Gang Green Guardrails.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And now now they're serious.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, no more, mister nice guy, right now, now we're
getting real.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No more, mister sweetheart.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Aaron Rodgers did whatever Aaron Rodgers heart desired under Robert Salah.
In fact, he actually put Robert Sala in front of
his home in New Jersey, and he rubbed his feet
on Robert Sala when he went into his home in
New Jersey. That was the relationship. He was just a mat.
You rub your feet on, clean your shoes on when
you go in your home. So Rogers famously missed a
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couple of practices that were mandatory because he was in Egypt.
God only knows what he was doing there. And he
also made the headlines. Every week there were headlines because
of the paid appearances with Pat McAfee, and it would
appear there was an ultimatum given, would you want to
continue as the quarterback of the New York Jets, or
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would you rather continue with Pat McAfee, and Rogers, who
does make more money playing quarterback with the Jets, decided
I'm good and instead he'll take his over one million dollars.
Can you believe Rogers gets paid over a million dollars
to clown around and gossip with Pat McAfee every week?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
My god, I earns.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Good for him, but I do five nights a week,
four hours a night. I do three hours of podcasting
a week, and I make pennies compared to what Rogers
makes for like ten minutes on Pat McAfee. Now he
figures I would assume Rogers that I can play with
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another bad team. The Jets suck. I can play with
another crap bag team, so I can keep my little
side hustle making a million dollars over a million dollars,
and I can make a lateral move, and I go
live in Vegas for a year and suck at a time.
He can't suck with the Raiders. Or I can go
to the Tennessee Titans and have country music and great
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food and all that and play with bad teammates with
the Titans, I don't have to go to the Jets.
I can play with bad players elsewhere. If I want
to bumpy ride, I can go to another team. And
these other teams they'll let me talk to whoever I want.
You know, if I want to sit there and play
patty Cake and twiddly winks with Pat McAfee, they'll allow
me to do it all right now. Secondly, we now
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sidestep to the Bay Area, northern California, where d BO
Samuel would like to be traded.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The forty nine.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ers are saying, Okay, go ahead, get your ass out
of here, don't you.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord
split you right there, and get out of here.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
And so they're allowing his agent to facilitate a trade
to clear the runway for takeoff. And now we are
hearing some new details from behind the scenes, new details
from behind the scenes. Now these San Francisco bread, the
big cheese there in the Bay Area unhappy with Deebo Samuel. Essentially,
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he was a fat ass at the end of the season.
My word's not theirs, but he was out of shape
and then that's why he ended up getting hurt.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
They believe that was part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
So to rephrase this, put this in a nice, neat
little package. The forty nine ers said to be unhappy
with wide receiver Deebo Samuel's weight prior to his trade request,
which has been at least initially granted by the team.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
What do you read into this?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
All?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Right, so this was another strategic leak, another strategic leak
by the forty nine ers. What Deebo is a popular player,
So the Niners are throwing their loyal minions a bone,
much like the Jets Away tried to work with Aaron Rodgers,
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and all these teams used useful idiots in the meat,
the toe licking beat reporters that will just repeat whatever
they're told and not ask any questions. So indeed, there
are people that love Debo even though he hasn't been
very good the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So the niners are saying, all right, this is.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Why we're getting rid of him, and it's it's he's overweight,
He's like Luca, He's fat like Luca, and he's uh,
he looks skinnier, but he's actually fat.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
And there's also a horsepower issue. If you look at.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Debo's internal combustion engine, it has degraded in recent years
and it is affecting his overall performance. As Deebo, Samuel's
only explosion is when he brings the boombox out from
the locker room, and horsepower can indeed diminish over time.
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We know that, we know that horsepower goes down, but
he's got all the swagger.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
He just gives you the swagger.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
But when the game starts, there is no separation anxiety
because there is no separation you see, defenders can easily
handcuff what had been an amazing superpower. This guy used
to kill my rams, Deebo Samuel, and it's been a
minute since that happened.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Deebo Samuel is.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Essentially unrecognizable from his I say, glory days, but it
was really like one and a half seasons where he
was like a running back and a wide receiver and
he was bouncing off defensive players. He was like in
a pinball machine.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
But he hadn't been that guy.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And it's one of those things, the man that shot
Liberty Balance. When the legend becomes the fact, you go
with the legend. The legend is that Deebo Samuels is
a super nova and Deebo Samuels is amazing. But things
have not fallen into place for Deebo in a couple
of years. But we still remember when he was an
absolute thoroughbred running around the football team and right now
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he's a Clydesdale all right now, final fun to Seattle.
We go to Seattle, where shocking comments coming out of
the Pacific Northwest. Former New Orleans Saints offensive coordinator Clint
Kubiak and other NEPO baby Clint Kubiak says that coaching
Gino Smith.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Coaching Gino Smith is.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
A quote huge draw for him taking the Seahawks job.
Can you add some wisdom to this one? For the
great Unwashed again Clint Kingsbury, for Clint Kingsbury. Clint Kubiak,
not Cliff Kingsbury, that's a different guy, but Clint Kubiak.
All these coaches are the same. So Clint Kubiak, the
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guy that was for two weeks the Star of Stars,
Star of Stars with the New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Remember when the Saints.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Were the top team in football after two games and
they were God's gift and they were getting ready for
the Super Bowl. Yeah, so Clint Kubiak says, coaching Geno
Smith is a huge draw to take the Seattle job.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Can you add a little wisdom? Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
So this was Kubiak following the talking points memo. It
is the price of admission. It is the get in
price right now, by now for a nice easy job
where you're not gonna win anything. And what else is
he gonna say? I took the job, but we don't
have a quarterback. Our quarterback blows.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
You can't say that. But the real ones, No, the
real ones, not no stradinas he's he's drinking the twelfth
Man kool aid.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm not talking about it like JJ and Reddick gets it,
you know, Crying Craig gets it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
There's a mix among.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
The twelfth Man fan base there in Seattle. But the
proof is in the numbers. Gino Smith is not only
a quarterback, he is a liability. And if my math
is correct, not only is the eyeballs, but the math.
He's played twenty six teams with a five hundred or
better record in three years as the starting quarterback with
the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
And he has lost out of those twenty six.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Games, twenty of them. Now, I didn't play the NFL.
I just do an overnight show. That doesn't seem like
it's good to me. Maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Maybe that is good in some kind of weird world.
That's a good thing.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
To play twenty six games against good teams and win
only six of them.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Maybe you think that's positive. I'm being too negative.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
But when Gino goes against Tomato Cans, he's wonderful. However,
you don't play that type of team in the playoffs.
Not that Seattle's going to get to the playoffs with
Gino again, and it's almost like he's been doing cosplay
this entire time, that he's doing a little cosplay when it.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Comes to.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Trying to be a quarterback who's actually good. He's a
backup masquerading as a starting quarterback in the NFL. He
simply does not measure up, and Seattle will forever be
a pretender with this guy at quarterback. They can't be
taken seriously. Everyone laughs at them and points to their finger.
They're a Fax team with Geno Smith, and there's really
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no ifs ands or butts about it when you look
at this vintage of the Seattle Seahawks. And so I understand,
Koobey actually gotta say that you gotta play the game.
All these guys have fragile egos, all the players, so
you gotta kiss their ass. And rather than be honest
and say, well, he's not that good, but I took
the job anyway, because you know, I got the job
because my dad.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
You know, I'm a net Bo baby, and all these all.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
These coaches, your dads were coaches, and it's kind of
the family business and that's.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
What we do here. So you got to play the
game and.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He's playing the game, but I don't put any stock
into that at all.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
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Valentine's Day related questions that's coming up later on also
too much or not enough, But time now for the
Malor Riddle of the Day. That's right, the malor Riddle
of the day. And here is today's riddle.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
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College football, Alabama football star Ryan Williams has added to
his nil portfolio this offseason with a rather surprising blank partnership. Again,
Alabama football star Ryan Williams has added to his vergeoning
nil portfolio this offseason with a rather surprising blank partnership.
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That is the.
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Malor Riddle of the day the answer, We'll get to it,
and we will.
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Do it.
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The malor Riddle of the Day al Alabama football star
Ryan Williams. He is added to his NIL portfolio recently
this offseason, in fact, with a surprising blank partnership.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Is the malor Riddle of the Day. The malor Riddle
of the Day. See does anyone know it. That's the
Donkey sausage, says, A partnership with the FSR tech queen.
Is that true? Lorraine? Are you in partnership with the
Alabama football player?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Well, I didn't want to tell you. Ben.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Uh that ends.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
The bit raising Kine's partnership guess by Scrooge Clam writes
In says the answer is bather Brand sneakers.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's the answer.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Alf the Alien opliner says, an animal shelter, cannabis dispensary partnership,
Roland fatties from Alf? Who else English oven sliced bread.
I mean, we're here talking about Slice brand, Slice Brand.
How's the old Texas A and M coach King Rory?
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It was Deebos, not Debo, Jimbo Jimbo, Deebo Jimbo the
whole thing, Jimbo Fisher.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Who else you have?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Late night drug tester says a partnership boiled peanuts.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
That's his answer. Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Fudgie in Boston went with an adult website as his selection.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Who else do we have? Page down?
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
DJ Spin says the Benny versus the Penny final episode
is the answer.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Absolutely, that'll be coming up and uh.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
JT the Wingman says a collab with the Squatty Potty
in Big lou Lady Sideburn says a Dan Razer Dan
rather partnership hawk Tua's new crypto currency. Guess by Rob
in Minnesota. Who else you have page down?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Timothy Night? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Uh, Timothy says weed Man Hippies, Green Grass Company.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That that is the answer. But nobody got this one right.
I can't. You guys are bad at this bad job
by you? Who else you have? Page Dan? I can't
read that?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Lorena, do you have an answer? It's the Mallard riddle
of the day.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Alabama football star Ryan william He adds to his nil
portfolio with a rather surprising blank partnership with Cupid. YOUID,
is that an adult website or something? No, that is incorrect.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
The answer is Ryan Williams partnering with a nail polish
company nail fo.
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
That is something that has changed in my lifetime. Back
in my day, there was none of that. No, no, no, no, no,
all right, any let's go to the phones. Let's say
hello to blind Scott. Who is up next?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hello Blind Scott on the North end of Boston. Welcome
blind Scott.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Hey what's a Benett. I hang out in front of
the guard and all the time North station that you know,
NBC Boston. I don't know if they told you, but
they parked their production truck out there and I try
to interact with it. But the problem is, like they
get scared when they see me because they know who
I am. But if I get too clost they have
all the equipment you can fall over. So I put
my hand up and one time I knocked over something
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over there, so they kind of try to keep me
away from there, but we yell from far away, like
we yelled Ben Mallor, and we say.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Like yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
They dude like it to get a lot of the
m metam plays too. They recognize me from the show too,
but uh, that was great. Like me and you and Lorena,
we've been stars on the morning show in the Sports
Hub this week. I think it's great for the show
because we're bringing listeners over here. This guy John and
Vegas from the more from Fred's show. He tried he's
trying to steal a bit on our show. Now He's
gonna call like every other sports radio show and try
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to set up Loraina with a date with like other
male radio host you.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Oh all right, Lorena, man, this is gonna be a
big bit Lorraine, and we could dominate talk radio.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
And then just have you guys mentioned your.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
Name crazy like a national bachelorourette.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, you're the star of the show, Lorraine.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Everyone flirts with you. It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Yeah, Fred read the email with all.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I told her everything I knew about her, and then
I told her a little bit about Coop. You know,
I'm using you guys to build my celebrity obviously.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Like I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
You know, I can't think of a better way to
get famous than on the back of overnight sports radio.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Oh yeah, but you know, I'm just getting started like
Coop he already quit, you know, like me, I'm just
gonna started like Coops already start. You know, Morgan Freeman
didn't get started till he was in his forties. And yeah,
you know I could. I do have an interview to
get on a reality TV so it's not really made
for this show, but if I can get on there
it's out in LA.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
That would be great too.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
And I do like verbal octagons to get I found
you the thing from WFAN. I call him the WFA
and his Brett and their calls figured out it was
me and like, there's nothing more. Yeah, nothing more exciting than.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
That, you know, but yeah, that's great man.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
The investigative report didn't didn't Colonel Sanders become famous in
his sixties like he started KFC, like in his sixties,
I think, so yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Time it's not too late for me, you know, like that.
It made me cry last dollar when you played that.
You know, I've been calling so much because I've been
crying every time.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I wake up.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I said, I don't want to live no more, you know.
And then when I woke up this morning, that dog
show is playing, and I said, you know, what are
you doing to me? You know, I'm trying. I'm so
I've been calling once.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
I'm so lonely because I don't have a.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Dog, a guy dog.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
I used to hunt my dog all.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Night, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Now, why don't we get your dog? Why can't we
There's gotta be another place we can get a dog.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I got a little too political, like around the election,
and they said, yeah, I just got to.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
You gotta know how to play the game there, blind Scott, right, Yeah,
when when when to hold them and when to fold them?
Speaker 4 (24:38):
You know, you get something that maybe wasn't something good
for my future, you know, and then uh, I mean
with my mobility and my future is great. You know,
she's future shining. It's going to the odds. He was
you know this guy odgsy was he's professional football. He's
a professional football player from Australia. He played the amateur football.
I was like, yo, dude, you know you're not supposed
to do that, right, Like they played on TV once
(25:00):
a week and you're not supposed to have headed Jurisa.
He like, you would never play recreational football, but say, hey,
they do it in Australia. Don't wear helmets there, they
play on the pavement.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Well they're real, they're real men.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
There's there's more things that can kill you in Australia
than anywhere else in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
It's like the place to live.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
You know, we're going to talk up through some house
cleaning for the show here. So, like I was telling
Allie what you don't want us going after your customers online?
Like so if I see when your customers going like Ben,
you're like a real hole. You don't want me showing
up on their social media media cyber stalking them. Finding
out where their parents live, finding out that one of
their relatives just died all of a sudden in their
front yard. And they're calling the police on me, like, you.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Don't want us boughting.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
No, No, that's probably not what they need. Ye I don't.
I don't need that. That's that's what we're diabolical.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, we're glad they're here and they're listening. If they
if they're giving you a hard time, we don't have
to attack then, you know, if.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Someone only if I give you the sign, then you
can attack. If I give you the sign, be well.
Eddie used to say, release the hounds. But I will
come up with something. And if we just we want
to warp inize. We did a great job. We took
down we took down William Shatner and and spats with
shats and I think and there's some rumors that we're
(26:11):
going to go against the Swifties. I don't know that
we're prepared. We're a small militia. I don't know that
we can take on the Swifties.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
But there's some rumors.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Happened to Adam twelve from the Morning Show, Right, Adam twelve,
the famous guy from Fred Show, he went after the Swifties.
You can't do it, then you should talk to him.
They give you death threats, so find your address. You
just don't want to do it. The people are unrational,
you know.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, yeah, not like you, You're very rational. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
I find out everybody lives in a second, like I
could be at Coop's house like the time again.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
All right, on that note, I'm going to hang up
on you rather scared.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
It sounds like a party, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Amazing? Well, how lucky are we that they can find
where we live? It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Do we have any contestant yet for the game? Do
we have somebody lined up here? Or do we need to.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Get a contestant? We do not? All right?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
If you want to play the game eight seven seven
ninety nine on Fox, we're going to have the game
coming up here momentarily. It's called too much or not Enough.
And while we wait for a contestant. At eight seven
seven ninety nine on Fox, I say lo to angry Bill, Hello, angry.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Bill, how's everybody doing? One thing fine Scott should do
is just if he does commercials for mental health, he'd
be a millionaire. That's all he has to do. Just
be a person that does commercials for mental health home.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It is either before or the after on the mental health.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
During or whatever.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Let me tell you, let me ask you this angry bill.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
You're watching the Knicks and the Pacers game last night?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
No, but about a week ago, I was lucky enough
because of my TV situation. I watched the Knicks against
the Celtics. I never saw a sloppier team than Knicks.
How they beat this team last night? The other team
must be absolutely horrible, the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Stuff against What if I told you you were a fraud?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You didn't watch that game? Because you want to take
a guess?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Who was sitting front row at the Knicks Pacers game
in Indianapolis last night?
Speaker 2 (28:09):
You want to take a guess?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
I didn't watch last night's game. I told you that.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
I'm telling you you're a fraud, So take it. Who
do you think was sitting front row at the game
last Well?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Probably Kit and Clark, that is right, And.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You didn't see her, And now she doesn't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
He hates you, fraud, because you're any anything she does,
you're supposed to stalk her.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
You're a stalker.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
That's pretty guy like that. Let's cannot do this thing
with Aaron Rodgers. What professional person. I don't understand this.
I cannot see that he is shot because legs are shot.
His upper body is ahead of his lower legs. They
can't keep up anymore. His legs are shot. He's done.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Because in the matter, these guys last once they become
a big.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Time player, that's it. They keep getting oppetitey.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
The Lakers just signed the guy Alex led who's averaging
one point four points and one point eight rebound per game.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
They just signed him.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
He can't play either, big guy, When was the last
time he guy? He can't throw no more. He might
have arm strength, but his legs as shut. And yeah,
the owners write him is thirty five forty million dollar
check and say go on, go into some habitat somewhere
and do what you want to do. They're not going
nowhere with Aaron Rodgers. The legs shiny, can't move nowhere.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well, yeah, they know it. But I'll bet if he
wants to play, there'll be a job for him.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
He'll get a job, whether it's Tennessee or the Raiders,
he'll get it. Russell Wilson can't play anymore. He keeps
getting jobs. All right, I gotta go, Thank you. Let's
go another game. We got the game ready to go.
Hit that button right there, Lo Raine, here we go.
Game joke.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
We've endured too many of these. Is it too much
or not enough enough?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Already?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Let's do it?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
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we say hello to our guy Eddie in Charlotte. Hello Eddie,
Hello Ben.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
And everyone else. How y'all doing.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'm gonna go thumbs up Eddie on you playing the game.
I'm going thumbs up on Eddie playing the game. That's
what I'm doing. He thumbs up, thumbs down Eddie. He
ask questions. All right, Eddie, good luck to hear. I'm
asking a bunch of questions. All you have to do
is go too much or not enough?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Are you ready? Eddie?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Yes, I am being all right.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
And by the way, if you win this game, you'll
be starting at quarterback for the Giants this year, So
good luck.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Okay, Wow, we'd probably be bit off.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, it couldn't be much worse. All right? Tonight was
all right? I should say.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Tuesday night was Kentucky's fifth win over an ap Top
fifteen opponent this season under new coach Mark Pope.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
I heard this too. I think that not enough.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That is good job by you listening, Eddie. That is correct.
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
It was their seventh win Kentucky over a Top fifteen opponent,
most by a coach in his first season at any
school since Tubby Smith. Back in the all right question
number two, Nick Siriani became only the third head coach
in NFL history to beat a coach twenty plus years
older than him to win a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Is that too much or not enough? Now?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
We actually I had this on the show the other day,
so we'll see if you're out close to your paying attention.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
Not enough?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
All right, let's find out. Yeah, now, believe it or not,
Sirianni is the only coach to do it. No one
else had done it prior. The coaches were zero to eight.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
When they went.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
At a more seasoned head coach, the answer was too much, Right,
you're one to one. Question number three for Eddie and Charlotte.
Before the Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes had gone two hundred
and fifty consecutive pass attempts without interception.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Is that too much or not enough?
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Not enough?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
All right, let's find out that's correct. Not enough.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You've got two hundred and eighty eight straight passes. Good
job by Usty, got too right? One more right.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Answer and you win the game. Here we go, Kevin Durant.
Question for for Eddie, friend of the show. We love Eddie.
He's in Charlotte living the great life there.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Kevin Durant just became the tenth player in NBA history
to score thirty thousand career points.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Is that too much or not enough? This is for
the win Eddie.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Too much?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Let's find out. Did Eddie win the game? That a man?
You didn't even need the fifth question? Good job by you,
too much the game player ever to reach that mark.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I'm thank you Eddie. You get a golden ticket. So
you want to do a bit, we'll do a bit
with you. But thank you Eddie the.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Great Edie and Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Good job by you, and we're gonna have coming up momentarily.
We move on the game moves on, the show moves on,
and we're gonna have the Queen of Hearts with Lorraine
a Valentine's edition.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
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Speaker 2 (33:58):
Today, right after we get off the air.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
It's Love It Bies with lir Rain at night, Clean
Up Hearts, Gonna help you. Dear Rye, gear ride tonight,
gear Rye Tonight, Dear Rye.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
You heard the man. It's town for Love here on
the Ben Mallory Show. And boys, I don't know if
you know this. It's Valentine's Day weekend.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh god, I.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Am such a sucker for Valentine's Day. I know we
talked a.
Speaker 9 (34:38):
Little bit about it last week. But are you boys
getting prepared?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
What a scam? What a scam?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
What are you doing for your lovely lady Ben?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Uh? Well, make some food for that's usually what I do.
Speaker 7 (34:50):
All right, you're gonna massage her piggies.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Uh toes? That's your code for the toes.
Speaker 9 (34:55):
Maybe run her out hot bath and give her a massage,
but leave some new diamond earrings on them.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I've already got the lifetime I've got the lifetime contract, Lorraina.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So there's the you know.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Right right group, You got the lifetime contract. That's you know,
it's a lifetime deal.
Speaker 7 (35:12):
That doesn't mean the effort. Even before that, you would
not catch me touching toes.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No, no looking toes. Nope.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
All right, Well, it is Valentine's Day and I actually
this is sending to an email Lorena. The first question
and it says this guy his name is I think
his name is Shane.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
He's in Texas.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
He said there was a study out this week that
said forty five percent of men aged eighteen to twenty
five have never approached a woman in person to ask
a woman out, Lorena, Is this good or bad for society?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Because I guess it's online dating. I guess the dudes
are doing now online dating.
Speaker 9 (35:55):
So yeah, the world, it's it's a really hard world
right now, Ben, because no one has social skills at all.
So I'm not shocked to hear that, to be honest
with you.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
But that's almost half of dudes eighteen.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
Yeah, and those people are online trying to find people
to date online and then you meet them in person
and socially hard.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I want these a holes to live my life. Rejection
from women that makes you really enjoy life. Rejected by women,
That's what I remember from dating.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Yes, you got to get.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
The nasty side eye, like why are you looking at me?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Like are you?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I got a lot of you even think you are
allowed to look at me?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
That kind of thing, you know?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Anyway, mad Jack rights and says, isn't mad Jack and
a host of mall or meet and greet at that Zendejas,
I think is anyway, says what inclement weather Valentine's Day
suggestions do you have besides the obvious mad Jack?
Speaker 9 (36:48):
So yeah, bad weather suggestions for Valentine's Day. Stay inside
in your birthday suits, you know, get some whipped cream
and some fun things to keep you occupied and enjoy
your day. Or postmates into I don't know why everyone
wants to go out to eat. Restaurants are so busy
right now and you have to smell other people and
like stay home. Well they also a bottle of wine,
(37:10):
order your steak into the house.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Or just make it yourselves yourself.
Speaker 7 (37:14):
But I'm not a chef. I'm not a chef, and
you know what, no the point now, you know what?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You know what I want to do with Raina to
really impress my wife.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm going to buy her a dozen eggs that will
really impress her.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
A dozen eggs.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
Baller, you're going above and beyond.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Baller top that. Boys, that's right, Come on, that's a flex.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
Here's some eggs.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Ferg Dog rights In says, is it okay to ask
my mom to be my Valentine?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
You know, Oh my gosh, my baby daddy. It was
so sweet.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
My family never gave Valentine's gifts to you know, other
people besides who they were dating or married to. So
he gets it for his mom and his sister. He
gets everyone roses and flowers. And I was so shocked.
Speaker 7 (37:57):
I was like, excuse you.
Speaker 9 (37:58):
He's like, yeah, you gotta give it to everyone who
you love. So you know what, Yeah, get your mom
some Valentines. Let her know you love her.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, your little.
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Sister, Yeah, let her know what she means the world
to you.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Life isshured, right, JT. Spread love is Lorena, that's JT.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
The Wingman says, is it okay to bring my pet hamster.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
On our Valentine's Day dinner date?
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Ask eminem. If you don't know, look it up.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Georgia Boy says, what is the polite way to ask
your giving another for a certain type of activity.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Well, you shouldn't have to ask. She should be willingly
just down all the time. I should be one of
her favorite actors.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
I think that's what Georgia Boy wants, so, but I
guess he needs a Yeah. I don't know think Valentine's
Day that you do extra kinky stuff Loraina and the
people into that.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
No, I'm asking you. Are you the expert. I'm not
the expert.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
Some people like to, you know, get a little more
frisky on Valentine's Day. They see it as a special
occasion to not just do the vanilla, add a little
spice to your life, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Legally blind Christopher Wrights and says after being married thirty
five years and the wife tells the blind husband, this
is all I want.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Should I be worried? And there's like a couple of
flowers on the table?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
The no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
But you know women. You're a woman.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I think you know women. So women will say one thing,
but they often mean something else.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
To use trick ration, right, Yes, I would like you
to read my mind a bit.
Speaker 7 (39:25):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yes, I can only pick football games, and I'm not
good at that.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
Right now, read that a little better to Ben.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
That's the end of the bit, l R. The bit's over.
Now we've ended the bit. Queen of Hearts